Foreign.

Hello and welcome to.

Amber.

I said do the intro.

Van Amber, the podcast.

I'm back.

Sorry, girls.

I know you're.

I know girls and boys, I know you were looking for another Emma Doran, but you know what?

I is back.

So talk us through these glasses then.

Amber.

What's the crack?

I got an.

Oh, well, I was influenced.

It's called peer pressure.

I was in work.

Influenced by the party shop.

Where did you.

I don't like.

There's this website.

You can order glasses.

And I was like, okay, Grant, I'll get cheap glasses here.

Just because I lost a pair of glasses on my way on a plane on one of my journeys, and I replaced those ones.

I got Matt Damon style ones.

But then my friend is like, my friend didn't work, but, like, she was sitting beside me.

She's like, yeah, they're really cool.

So I blame Donna in work.

And I got these ones and I got other ones.

The other ones make me look my age, if not older, but these are what they are.

So these live by my bed, and I put these on where nobody can see me.

Unless, of course, I have company.

I don't think.

Yeah, that would be not great for the old company.

There's my room.

Everything feels so nice.

When I see it again, I'm like, oh, there it is.

You'd swear it was gone.

Like, Tom Hanks vibes.

I was only gone for, like, two weeks.

It was a long time.

I was saying there was a couple of instances where I went to text you.

I was like, oh.

Or to call you, and I was like, oh, God, I can't do that.

And there was one thing I really needed your advice about.

And I can't remember what I did to get it sorted, but I sense checked it with other people.

There were other people I could lead on.

So that was reassuring for me.

So what you're saying is I'm not needed, huh?

Is that what we're getting here?

Okay.

I made do with what I had access to in your absence is all it means.

Emo.

Did you miss me at least?

Oh, I really miss you.

Oh, that's nice.

It was weird watching you on the telly.

It was like, oh, oh, she's over there, but she's used to being here.

It was surreal.

It was honestly surreal.

I was like.

Like an excited child on Christmas morning.

I asked Louisa about loads of stories and she's like, no, that wasn't in.

That wasn't in, like.

And I.

It's.

The problem is it's a 42 minute show.

And so you don't actually know what's being edited, but you're doing so much during the day and you're just being constantly filmed.

So you.

You think the.

They asked you in the Telegraph are going to be the ones that they use, but then I don't think that they used much of it.

Oh, you mean when like the Telegraph is like the diary room, is it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the diary room.

It's day four in the Big Brother house.

Well, I tell you what I saw before I went in.

So I was walking along the beach and I went for one swim on the beach one day and I was like, this is lovely.

I'll do this tomorrow.

And then I was going for a walk on the beach that night.

And we get a chaperone.

So someone that's just with us all the time.

We can't leave the hotel without the chaperone.

You have to always be with them.

And it's like you're under house arrest.

I know.

Yeah.

So she came for a walk with me.

So just to interject right now, what time are you getting up over there?

Because, like, you put a video up earlier on of like, saying congratulations to Spencer.

So actually, big bravo to Spencer on his 7 Project 7 challenge.

Congratulations.

7 triathlons or Ironman in 7 continents and continents.

Continents in 21 days.

So the fastest ever person to do 7 triathlons in 7 continents.

And then also the.

The fastest person to do a triathlon.

On Antarctica the other night before he was about to start doing the Antarctica, when I was just like, we're all behind you.

You know, we're all super proud of you already.

Be proud of what you've done.

If it gets too much, just call it.

And I think he misread what I said because he was just like, I can't really call.

The coverage isn't great.

I was like, no, don't call me.

Don't cover it.

If that's not very positive to send them into it.

No, I was saying that you've already done enough and we're all very proud of you.

But then I've turned, like, I turned off my phone.

Well, not turned it off, but I put it on silent, went to sleep.

And I woke up and I had.

Two missed video calls.

Oh, God, poor Spinny.

It was like when you came out the other night, I was like, oh, God, I have to go to sleep.

What am I gonna do?

I'll send her a nice message and then put my phone on.

It's not even gonna talk to anyone either.

Straight away I was like, I didn't.

I didn't take my phone out till like way later on in the day.

And I bumped into Ruby today and Ruby hasn't.

Ruby hasn't taken her phone out at all.

She's like, how will I text you?

She's like, we'll go for dinner tonight.

And I already know that we're gonna be going on the piss.

But like, I'm going on the piss with Ruby Wax.

I'm pretty happy.

That is gonna be some night.

But listen to sound.

I wasn't finished telling the other story, by the way.

I know.

Before you finish the other story because I'll forget.

I have a very bad.

Well, with certain things.

I have a very bad memory.

I'm like a goldfish, like you.

But what time are you getting up?

Because you put up that congratulations to Spencer and I was like.

When I counted it, it would have been half four year time.

But it was like super bright.

No, no, no, I'm 10 hours behind.

So it was.

I got up at 6:00am 10 hours ahead.

10 hours ahead, yeah.

So I got up at 6:00am so because we were getting up so early in the jungle, they wake us up time to camp mates.

Time to get up at like half five in the morning.

So I'm just used to getting up early.

But I stayed up last night because I'm still listening, guys.

I'm still into All's Fair.

Everyone's slagging it off.

I'm still watching it last up.

I'm on the last step and I think it's being recommissioned.

So I'm very pleased about that.

In spite of what everyone else said.

It's a bit mad now with the reviews coming out.

Come here.

And how did Ginge and H manage to stay in bed then?

If you're all getting.

Were they not getting in trouble?

So they would just.

They would just stay in bed until like the very last minute before Anton Deco come into the camp.

Oh, that's naughty.

I don't know how because everyone was just milling around but saying that at night.

So you had to go into the Telegraph before you went to bed.

So they'd call people up every.

Like there'd be like a person an hour.

Like it was just very slow.

But everyone had to go in.

So you had to wait up.

But like I just lie in my bed and fall asleep, which is everybody around me talking.

Because you were so wrecked.

I know, yeah.

That reminds me, just speaking of Australia, when I.

When we did the Backpacking.

So we did the whole east coast from like, where is it, the place Brisbane, all the way up to Keynes.

And like, you'd have to go see.

Put music on because you'd be lying because you stay in hostels and stuff like that.

So you just put a plate.

Well, what was it?

Was it back in.

Not Discman?

What were those other things that we had?

An MP3 player?

Some form of.

An MP3 player?

Yeah.

So you go sleep, listen to music.

You get used to it.

Anyway, let me tell you.

We'll go back to the.

So before I went into the jungle and me and Rosalina are going for a walk along the beach and there's all these people crowded around something.

I was like, oh my God, what's that?

So obviously straight over it was this like 12 foot long snake, the biggest snake I've ever seen with barnacles all over it.

It was a sea snake.

I didn't know there was sea snakes out in the sea over there.

I never got back in again.

And supposedly they have a real problem with bull sharks.

And a woman got killed like about a week ago from a bull shark.

What's the difference between a bull shark and a regular shark?

Well, there's.

There's no.

Just regular sharks.

They all have a name like a great white shark, a tiger shark.

There's no regular shark head.

Is there a flathead shark?

There's a hammerhead shark, if that's the one that you're talking about.

Gosh.

Sorry.

What size is this big snake?

And was it dead?

No.

So then this man, I nearly went over to touch it because it looked dead with barnacles and moss all over.

Then it moved.

And I was like, it moved.

I was like, but are they dangerous?

Like would they wrap themselves around and choke you and squeeze you to death?

I don't know.

I must Google it.

I don't know what it does.

But then this man got a stick and was trying to like lead it back into the ocean and then it slithered off in the sea.

I won't be.

I won't be getting him back there.

Sharks are one thing with snakes in there.

Cuz God knows I'm frightened of snakes.

I did not realize how frightened of snakes I was.

That's what, you know, that's what happened with Sveni when he was doing his Cape Town swim.

He like, it's.

He said it scared the absolute bejesus out of him, that he could feel things brushing up against him.

And it was sea lions.

It was like Sammy the Seal from down in the harbor.

They were brushing against.

I sound like Tom.

I'm not Tom.

I love Tom, but come here.

Was it not really Whitman?

He's like, all right, mate.

I was going.

And he started talking the.

Out of me.

I was like, what?

My sweet Tom.

Who's that?

Vogue.

I'm sorry.

And I couldn't handle the.

Him and Ruby going and bathing together and singing together.

What the.

I going to ask her about it now.

I'm sure there were.

There were tongues or something.

There were daffo tongues.

I'm going to ask her about that tonight.

They were sharing a toothbrush.

At one point, I was like, guys, come on, just don't bother.

One of you.

Just don't brush your teeth, because it's worse to share the toothbrush.

I was like, this is grim.

Some things.

You were all getting a little bit too close in there.

Oh, my God.

Shaving each other's.

Shaving each other's faces.

Well, it was my salon.

I was shaving the girls.

I thought, I'm not gonna.

I'll do the shaving.

I won't shave on telly.

And even, like, I was like.

We had this tiny little hand mirror that we were allowed to use.

It was a bit frightening, so you didn't really want to look at it anyway.

But, like, I could just see loads of.

Like, I needed to squeeze fast.

And I was like, I just can't.

I can't do it on telly just in case I get caught.

And, like, they put that out of me sitting there, squeezing spots.

What, you'd wedge the mirror somewhere so you could do it?

No, I didn't do it.

I just didn't squeeze spots because I'd have to go into the Donny, too.

That's the only place that you had a bit of privacy.

There was nowhere that you were, like, alone.

You were just permanently being filmed all the time.

And you'd be in the shower.

You'd be the shower.

And you just hear.

And the camera would just turn to face.

You'd be like, oh, God.

And because you couldn't obviously take your bikini off, you're, like, just trying to wash your ass and stuff with your bikini still on.

I was like, this is so.

I can't wait for a naked shower.

So with the funny.

If someone had an upset up to.

Oh, my God.

If someone had an upset tummy and it was coming out the back end.

Could you hear that from the dunny?

Like, was it any far enough away?

No, it was pretty far away, but it absolutely wreaked all the time.

So it didn't matter who had gone in, or it didn't matter if you went in after somebody.

You were just, like, pooping in a bucket.

They didn't even have, like, you know, the blue stuff that you see in, like.

What's that thing called?

Portaloo.

Yeah, there was a bit of blue stuff down there, but it all has to be, like, all natural ingredients because you're in the jungle.

But, like, that.

I had no issues with the dhoni.

I was like.

I just kept my regular scale.

I don't know how I managed that, but I did.

I was thrilled.

It's a massive feat in there because there was a few people who had.

There's.

There's certain times that things happen to people.

So around day four, people will still not have gone and they're desperate to go to the toilet.

So they'll give you, like, little bits of extra things in your diet, like when you get the stars in.

And then day five is when everyone cries.

So I cried on day five as well.

I saw you saying that, Summer.

What?

It's just in terms of the emotions that just usually.

Yeah, because you're tired and you're in there.

And then Jack was saying, Day 10, something happens.

It's your hardest day.

But I didn't find Tay Dan to be my hardest day, to be honest.

Are you glad to be back to us?

Well, I really just want to go home, to be honest, and I feel a bit bad that I'm sitting here in a lovely hotel and, like, going out for dinner with Ruby and her husband and Luisa tonight and having a good time.

And I'm just like.

I just really want to go home to the kids so bad.

Embrace it to stay till the end.

Embrace it Until you return to the madness.

I've had some gas, crack.

Talking to mom and Neil about how they're getting on with the kids and stuff like that.

Yeah.

Oh, it's so funny.

Yeah.

One of the things.

I was saying it last week in the pod, too many bezzie and adorn.

I was saying that Neil was like.

I'll never hear from her again.

She goes, actually, she did.

She messaged me.

She said, I hear I'm mad about you.

I don't believe it.

Show me it, Patrick.

Basically, what Neil said to me.

He messaged me one morning.

Or no, he called me because obviously I didn't have you.

I was struggling without the 7am phone call, so I didn't have you.

So I texted him at 7 and he didn't call me till 8.

But anyway.

And he's like, amber, it's like pandemonium here.

I'm booking.

I'm looking at a. I'm looking at hotels now.

As we speak, the little fella, Otto, he wakes up a quarter past five.

Just starts shouting nonsense, singing to himself.

And then Bob goes, mom will go in and get him.

But he's absolutely like.

I think he's kind of borderline bullying Mom.

Well, Otto.

Otto.

She said he slept at a quarter to seven yesterday morning and then 10 to seven today.

So she's pretty happy now.

He's really into the swing of things.

But she was going into him.

You don't go into him.

You just say, oh, so I go back asleep.

And he goes back asleep.

Do not.

I would never get up with him.

A quarter of slide in the morning.

Absolutely no.

You need to warn people, because I did that as well.

Going into him.

Come into mind and watch your.

No, it's petrified of me.

So what you want to know?

Hit me.

Anything?

Probably nothing.

No, I do, and I've asked a couple of questions.

Okay, so what I want to know, obviously, you and Tom were late into the camp and you're put in charge.

I felt like that put you on the back foot.

Yeah.

In terms of, you know, people are territorial.

They're already starting to form bonds.

And then two new people come in.

And not only just two new people come in, but two new people come in to boss you around.

Were they annoyed when we came in?

Because I haven't seen any of that yet.

Oh, there was one comment that Jack made, which was, you can't come in halfway through the movie and decide to stop it or turn or pause it or change the movie.

Oh, Jack.

He felt.

He felt.

He felt a bit of a. I can't remember what the word was he used, but he was.

Yeah.

And then.

But all it takes is one person to say something like that, to kind of like, influence other people, you know?

But anyway, and then obviously, what.

Also, in terms of when you guys are being in charge of the camp, you guys had to, like, assign everyone chores and that you had no knowledge of what the chores were.

You weren't watching the show, and, like, you didn't know what was good, what was bad.

Well, what was deemed good, what was deemed bad.

And then, like, obviously some people had already kind of like, bedded into certain chores they were doing.

Like, Jack loves the cooking.

You can even see now at the moment, he's just like.

He can't keep himself away from it.

And I saw a clip last night and Ginge was like, do I see you?

And I don't.

That's probably not the right accent.

You're not wearing the apron, so you're not in the kitchen.

So buzz off, basically.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

That's what he said.

He said he felt resistance to urine.

Tom.

Tom coming in.

Well, actually, I, I actually, I did.

It took me a while to get to know Jack, but then I actually really liked him.

Like, he's a really solid.

Like, he's very interesting stories.

He's really open with stuff.

Like he's been sober for 10 years and he was just telling me all stuff about that and everything.

He's actually.

Yeah, he's really interesting.

He's really.

I said to him, I was like, I just didn'.

Expect you to be like this.

I thought you'd be wild, but like, you're this like fully domesticated person that's just like, gets it and he's not lazy and he does loads of stuff.

And he was like, like he'd be a good person to live with.

Well, he was a good person to live with because essentially you are living with people now.

I did like living with everybody, I have to say, but, like, I kind of spread myself around.

I wouldn't say that.

Like, I was like bonded specifically to one person.

I probably had a, like a little bit of.

More of a bond with Tom, I think, because we came in late together and I just really like Tom's.

But I kind of spread myself around because it was nice to just go and talk to different people all the time.

Tom was having his little love tryst with Ruby.

Yeah, I didn't want to get involved in that.

The first day that we went out to the pool, I was like, there was.

They were quoting poetry and I was like, I'll just leave you guys to it.

See you later.

She was quite good at that.

And come here to me.

I didn't realize Vogue, how scared of snakes you were.

Oh, my God.

I couldn't believe it.

It was probably off your encounter, based.

Off the back of your encounter on the beach.

Well, I'll tell you what else happened though, before we went in, like, they.

You get this talk from, from the rangers and they're like telling you, like, to be careful with the animals and treat the animals kindly and respect and all this kind of stuff.

And then he was like.

And with these animals, because you don't know what you.

I didn't know what was going in with me because you're not told anything.

They put a towel over your head when you leave the jungle and you have to just look at the ground and hold someone's shoulder and just because they don't want you to see anything around you.

Yeah.

But then he was like, he was.

Like, what are they trying to hide?

Are they're hiding all the good stuff?

Because like even some of the stuff, like with wrecking balls of rage that I did, I could see, I had seen some of the brown balls and I was like, I wonder what that's for.

So you'll see glimpses.

So that's why they kind of COVID us up.

But the ranger was like to me before the snakes, he was like, so whatever critters or animals go in with you, don't lean on them because they'll bite.

And I was like, when the snakes came in, I was like, I don't want to get bitten by a snake.

And so I was like, my whole body was clenched and when I get, when I got out I was just coated in a film of sweat because I just lay there like being clenched and trying to get the key.

And I was like.

Screaming out of you.

I couldn't believe it.

And then obviously I liked when they pitted you all against one another.

Everyone had a rival and stuff like that.

And obviously like I can't, I couldn't believe that you, you ate those pig brains.

I couldn't do that without a glass of water.

Well, yeah, my mouth is a bit dry because the water you drink in there is boiled water and it just.

So it's always warmed.

Sometimes it's hot and it's like, it just tastes, it just tastes like smoke.

And then I drink more water.

You need more water.

And you're like.

So the pig's brain I had had like a bit of a like mini panic attack the night before because I couldn't sleep.

So I got like two hours sleep or something because I just had a full on meltdown.

And they're very good and they helped me and all that kind of stuff and I was fine the next day.

But like I ate the pig's brain so fast because I was like, I have to have a good night's sleep tonight.

I cannot end up in Doomsville or I'll pass away and die.

So I was like eating for my life.

I was like, I've got it, I've got to make sure I've got a decent bed.

And then the other one, you did very, very well in, in terms of like downing all those, that, that like smoothie that they Made you all.

And like, just watching.

Some people were absolutely shy at that.

Well, but here's the thing.

We all thought the worst would be the fermented fish and the fish eyes.

And that's what KE chose for me.

So I was like, oh, God, it's going to be the worst.

But it was actually very liquidy.

So like, things like the pigs, pigs vagina and stuff were more lumpy.

So I was actually kind of grateful for the fermented fish and fish eyes.

Even though it was so disgusting.

When I puked it back up, it was all I could taste.

And then burping all day with just like fish breath.

I was like, oh, that's what I get when I take my fish supplement.

Oh, times that, a thousand.

I was literally like.

And every time I burped, I'd be.

Like, I mean, you can say now you've vomited live on television.

I know I hadn't done that yet.

So I was really happy about that.

The wrecking ball.

So when I was watching that, I was like, do you remember Takeshi's Castle?

But most people liken that to.

There's another show quite similar to that.

I think it's American.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

That was like, made for you.

And like, considering what day.

Because obviously you're wrecked, but like, like me, you smash.

And I think you tricked that.

Do you call them all Ranger?

You tricked that guy when he tried to throw the ball.

And I'd say he was livid.

And you were like, I remember your face.

I'm coming for you.

He was so impressed.

After I had done them, I would be like.

And I was like.

I just was like, at five stars, I was like, maybe that'll be fine for camp.

I was so embits.

I couldn't believe I got the 11.

I didn't.

When I got the first one, I was like, there's no way I can get 11 of these.

There is absolutely.

I don't know anyone who could do.

And then I just kept going.

I loved that one, though.

That was a lot of fun.

There was two bashes.

There was one bash you had around your kind of your hips, your waist.

I was like, oh, like.

And you're like, I winded.

And then the other one was on your chest.

But you were wearing like a life jacket, so I thought that that might kind of save you a bit of the impact.

I did face plant into that little.

The bridge that went across.

That's why you had your hands on the last one.

You went sliding.

Yeah, because I. I'D face planted the time before that.

Yeah.

My ribs are still, like, a little bit sore, but that was a lot of fun.

I really like that one.

Go to the trials.

I thought I'd want to avoid all the trials because you're so scared of what you're going to face, but actually just to get out of camp and do something.

It made such a difference.

Yeah, big time.

That's some.

That was my one concern with you is that, like, you're so, so busy all the time.

And I was concerned that there was just a lot of waiting around or sitting around.

Not waiting around, more so sitting around.

And then I was kind of conscious of the fact that obviously you love to do your training every day.

Then I saw you doing some.

Squats and whatnot.

And lastly, Tom getting involved too.

Tom's absolutely rippled.

Yeah.

But that's why I did so many chores.

So, like, even though you're assigned towards.

I just kind of sneakily go and collect wood and stuff because it was so far away and it kind of felt like a bit of exercise, but it was something to do as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Getting out of the camp, it's important to keep yourself.

Yeah, yeah.

I enjoyed everyone's company and I'm looking forward to seeing.

I think it's.

This will be already out.

It's a double eviction tomorrow and all the families are going in tonight.

So hold on, who's left now?

So it's.

It's Tom, Shona, H. Ginge.

Why does everyone forget Jack?

Oh, I keep doing that.

It's so strange because it's actually like a big part of camp and like, I keep doing that as well.

Every interview I've done, I'm like naming who I think is going to go out next and I just forget to mention Jack.

Well, I kind of feel then, oh, would I say him and Shona or him and Tom, maybe?

Oh, I don't think Tom will go.

I thought Tom would be in the final.

No, I think Ginge has it.

Well, Ginge has it.

Don't forget there's three people in the final.

Yeah.

But I still think gingers.

I think the final might be Ginge.

Shona.

Yeah, I kind of do.

Oh, no, no, no.

Yeah.

Lisa.

Oh, God, Jesus.

We forgot about Lisa as well.

Maybe Lisa.

Lisa, H and Ginge.

But there I feel like, just in.

Terms of like, oh, I would say Tom, Ging and H. I'd love Tom.

To be in the final, but obviously then as well, just before you came out, like, I.

It would drive me it would drive me up the wall if people were being lazy and not, like, pulling their weight.

One, two, three.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.

That was a bit.

That was so momish, wasn't it?

I saw.

I looked at the back and I was like.

Because we'd had that conversation like.

Like four times about just doing the dishes because.

And then when there were rats in camp, like, they were like, you have to wash your dishes.

Like, they had.

There was two rats.

I know.

And I was like, I don't want to eat out of rat stuff.

And.

And so then I was like, come on, we've just gotta.

Like, if you really don't want to do the dishes, I'll do the dishes.

It's frustrating having the same conversations again and again.

And the thing is.

But ginger nature, younger, you know what I mean?

And I think.

I just can't imagine they do that kind of stuff at home.

And I'm such a neat freak as well.

So, like, I just like everything to be really neat and tidy and like, I'm probably annoying like that as well.

But it's just the way I am.

And I just.

I was exactly how I am, but at home.

But anyway, doesn't matter.

I'm gonna keep drink eating out a mug.

So it's that saying, you don't know someone until you live with them.

And the reality is as well, though, Vogue.

Anyone else who's on Wash up before those two?

You.

I couldn't even tell you who was on Wash up before those two because nobody said a peep in terms of.

It was me and Tom for like.

Me and Tom did it for five days.

And did you have to do it like three times a day?

Yeah, yeah, you had to because there's breakfast, lunch and dinner.

So you have to wash everything and you have to.

You just have to get it done because otherwise rats and like.

And we.

At one point we were.

When Lisa and Ruby were doing it, we started washing our.

Because you've got these two water tanks and one of them is brown water that's not boiled, so it's not for drinking.

But you can wash your plates.

We started washing our plates with that water, but then there were rats all around the water, so we had to stop doing that.

So, like, you just had to walk down.

It was a bit of.

Listen, all the jobs were a bit difficult.

The easiest one ended up being the dunny.

But I never really wanted to do that because just.

I'd rather do the harder ones than the smelly ones.

The water, when you said was the hardest one.

The water was relentless.

My God.

Did I just pipe in there, Smelly?

No, I said that smelly.

Is time for sister cards.

Well, I don't think so.

I actually wanted to play a little game first.

Okay.

I feel uncomfortable, but fine, hit me.

We're continuing on, talking about the recent.

Show you were on.

What was the name of it again?

I'm a Celebrity.

Get Me out of Here.

Nobody actually said it.

No, it was against the rules to say.

You couldn't say that.

There was no way you could have put dog shit on me.

And I still.

There's no way.

It was like.

It didn't even.

But funnily, it didn't even cross my mind.

It's the last thing that I was thinking of.

When you're doing stuff.

What is it?

Like, what's.

It's a safe word that people use when they're doing sexy time things.

Well, stuff that your man Christian Grey will be doing to you, you know?

Well, that would be a long.

You'd get yourself in a bit of trouble if you have to say that whole sentence.

It's usually just a word.

Banana, actually.

Too many.

Too many syllables in that.

Okay.

And a bit of a weird one to use, especially considering if it would be in a sex game.

Okay.

Anyway, moving on.

This game is called Finish the I'm a celeb sentence.

So you have to.

I begin the sentence and you guessed it.

You finished the sentence.

So the worst thing I had to eat was.

Pig'S brain.

One moment I'll remember forever will be.

Lying in a box of snakes.

I was most surprised by being sprayed with fish water.

Did you see that one?

Oh, that's when it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I cannot.

I. I can't describe the smell.

I was trying to run away from myself and like.

Like I was down on the side h. And so.

And I was like.

And then I'd, like, move away from.

Then I'd be like, oh, my God, it's me.

It's me.

To wash that in my.

Our own clothes.

They just reached the whole time.

It was like me giving out about my colleague in work, thinking that he smelled and it was actually dog shit on my shoe.

Okay.

The worst.

The worst part about living in camp was.

The.

The eating was terrible.

It was.

The rice tasted awful.

It wasn't like your basmati rice.

I think it was some kind of protein dense.

It was absolutely vile to keep everything moving, you know?

And I. I turned into the bin.

I was talking to Kelly there earlier, and she was like, folk just Hung around the bin all the time at dinner time.

Because when they cut bit I. I'll eat that.

Like chunks of the tomato going in.

I was like, oh, that one.

And then I knew once I started, once people started offering me their leftovers that they were throwing out, I was like, oh no, I've turned into the dust bin.

I can't beat up.

I'm that girl.

They were like, folks, stop talking about rice.

But I'd always be like, is everyone finished the rice?

Can I finish the rice?

Does anyone else want some?

Before I. I finished the rice because everyone hated it even more than me.

And I just trying.

They say little pickers wear big knickers.

This.

Well, I lost.

I lost 3.6 kilos.

Everyone's very interested in what I lost.

I lost 3.6 kilos going, I don't do kilos.

I don't do kilos.

What's that in pain?

3.6 kilograms in pounds is nearly eight pounds.

That's a lot.

Wow.

We.

And 14 pounds is a stone.

Well, I've already put on two.

Ah, listen.

Okay.

My age.

That shows you that crash diets don't work.

Because I literally.

It's basically I was like, I was on a crash diet and then I came out and I put two kilos straight back on.

I think it honestly, it was the next day that I put back on two kilos.

Coming from someone.

If you want a bit of advice from someone who really is into health well and fitness, give up the booze and exercise regularly.

That's how you lose weight.

And also.

Not completely talk about yourself saying that.

What?

When it.

Follow your own advice before you start dishing it out.

I know I'm not drinking one.

AI.

I'm going for a few boozy boozies tomorrow.

I'll tell you about that later.

But no, I. I think everything in moderation now.

I am I.

To be honest with you, I need to stop eating so much crap.

But anyway, the next question.

It's not really a question.

It's almost like a prompt.

My H impression sounds like.

You'Re at, mate.

You're right, mate.

Our kid.

He does say our kid.

They were talking about somebody and I was like, who?

We were doing the washing up.

I was like, who's our kid?

Because they were saying something about somebody.

No one really said anything nasty to anyone in the camp.

But they're like, and our kid said that to us.

And I was like, who?

He's talking about?

And they told me.

I was like, oh.

So every time you say that.

That's who you're talking about.

What does it mean?

I don't get it.

Am I supposed to get it?

So there.

No.

They were talking about somebody in the camp and disguising their name with our kid.

Oh, clever.

The scariest moment was.

The scariest moment for me was.

Oh, just before all the cockroaches came in because I got hypnotized against cockroaches because I am mortally frightened of cockroaches.

Like we were in Spain in the summer and there's a cockroach in my mom's bathroom and I wouldn't sleep in the same room.

Like Spanish had to stay.

I was like, I'm not sleeping in this room now because there's a cockroach in the bathroom and I wouldn't sleep there.

And then knowing that, that because you can smell them before you can see them.

So I was like, I just know it's gonna happen.

And then cricket to bite.

Non stop.

They just bite you the whole time.

It's so annoying to go collect, you know.

Remember like we was it me and Frederick, we used to get geckos.

We used to get grasshoppers.

Like is that not you too involved in that?

Okay, so I'll definitely keep in touch.

With.

Ruby for sure.

Probably all of them.

We're all going to join a WhatsApp group.

But I'm going for dinner with Ruby tonight.

She lives close to me and Tom lives close to me.

So that's.

They're the ones that I'll see the most.

Oh, Ruby lives in London.

Yeah, yeah.

She lives like 20 minutes from me and Tom lives like five minutes from me.

So I'll see them all the time probably.

I did not know Ruby lived in London.

Okie dokie.

And the thing I missed most about.

Home was.

The kids.

Okay, moving on I suppose.

Then you then Spencer.

Good, Good save.

My personal jungle highlight was.

Personal jungle highlight was.

Kind of overcoming my fears in general and overcoming like having to sleep outside.

And the.

The shower is like being put under.

I was like, are they doing this to us on purpose or is this just the shower?

Is there like where is the water coming from?

It was so cold you'd get in you.

I'm like, how does anyone have an attractive looking shower scene?

I don't get it.

Okay, you get to ask one celebrity, one question.

What's the celeb?

And what's the question?

Oh God.

Okay, so.

I'm not massively interested in celebs.

Ah, listen, vogue.

I.

That is I, not you.

What I'M not interested in celebs.

Do you not remember?

I'm not really that interested in slabs.

I don't.

Why?

Because I once asked Jamie Redknapp for a picture in the airport.

Now you just say that.

I love celebs.

I was 12.

Like, give it a break.

You weren't.

You were 17.

I was not 17.

You can get.

You were 16 or 17.

You were definitely not 12.

You were 16 when we went to what's it called?

Porto Chervo in Sardinia.

Yes.

No, I wasn't.

I. I think with celebrity.

I was trying to think about this, that I was trying to wake up this morning, I felt like I was a bear coming out of hybrid hibernation.

But anyway, looks like it.

You know, that battered old bear.

I didn't think that was going to be a video call.

When you called me.

Me, I did not think that was a video call.

But hey, ho, you'd obviously go for one.

Like you could say, oh, I'd ask O.J.

if he's Chloe's dad or did he do it to Nicole.

Who else?

Who else would have some juicy gossip that nobody knows the answer to?

Well, Epstein, that's.

Oh, not mean to be.

Not meaning to bring the mood down, but like, be good to find out certain things.

Okay, so if you had to pick one dessert to eat every day, what would it be?

Sticky toffee pudding.

I think mean, it's so delicious.

Or a brownie, cuz I like chocolate every day.

What's that?

Cheesecake.

The big one.

The baked cheesecake?

Yes, baked cheesecake.

Or what about.

What's that one where they.

I was going to say flambe.

It's not flambe.

It's a real basic one.

But I love.

Thank you.

Yeah, love it.

Oh, I could do creme brulee.

Cuz I love.

Do you remember I used to eat.

Half a tub custard?

A nice freaking.

Oh, I love.

Like if you get homemade custard, which obviously I never make, I just wait till I go out.

Somewhere someone gives it to me.

That is, I would drink that till the cars come home.

Okay, what someone?

Something, something.

Not someone.

Something that you have a love hate relationship with.

Ooh, I think you should answer this one first so it might give me an idea of how to answer it.

I was gonna say maybe sleep, because I love sleep and I love when I get a really good sleep.

But then, then I hate sleep when I don't get a good sleep because then it makes me really anxious.

Yeah, I wish I said that one.

Amber, Amber, get your own personality.

Okay.

I would say mine would be exercise because I love how I feel when I've done exercise, but I absolutely hate doing it.

Yeah, that's fair.

Well, I kind of like doing it, so.

I know.

I don't.

It's just like, oh, God.

Back to this crap.

Okay.

What's the most boring thing you've ever experienced?

I mean, maybe a play that I've been to.

There were some boring moments in the jungle, but I don't know if it's the most boring thing I've ever experienced.

But, like, you were just so tired, and if you.

If you didn't get to go out and do a task or a trial or.

Bush sucker trial or a challenge or whatever.

A challenge?

Yeah, a challenge.

You could, like, sometimes some people be in there for three days, like, just sitting in the camp and it's really small, and you'd just be like, oh, oh, God.

I don't know if it's a boring thing, but, you know, sometimes that you commit to do something and then you're sitting there and you're in the midst of doing whatever this is, and you're just like, f this, I really shouldn't have agreed to do this.

Why did I do this?

And you're like.

And like.

Yeah.

When you're trying to think of things to busy your mind.

Yeah.

No, I've been in that situation a good few times.

Sometimes in lectures.

When I be in uni, I'd be like, oh, God.

God, I can't keep my eyes open.

And I.

That's the worst.

And I'd be like, please get me out of here.

I have to get up and go to the toilet or just put a chewing in my mouth.

Anything to kind of snap me out of it.

Then what's the craziest thing you've done to impress someone?

I kind of don't bother trying to impress people.

What's the point?

I remember at an after party, I was trying to do backflips and really hurt my coccyx.

That's your tailbone.

But that wasn't just someone.

That was everyone.

Hello, listeners.

I've been out for dinner because the Internet went down.

There was actually an Internet outage everywhere.

And all our stuff stopped.

And now, well, I'm a bit drunk.

Isn't that funny?

And why the f. Not for you, it is Friday night.

For us it is Friday afternoon.

Lunchtime.

Yeah, I went out for dinner.

Ruby and her husband and Luis and my manager.

And we all had lots of margarita is.

Yeah.

Luisa just text me there and I couldn't make sense of attack.

Well, I brought someone to say hello to you.

He said he's very proud of you.

You did great in the jungle, didn't you, dad.

She's got a picture of my father.

He.

That's his favorite place was to go into Christmas, into Christmas, into town on Christmas.

To see the lights in his Lansdowne jacket.

Yeah, actually, nobody wanted for a year.

Do you know what he would have said to you?

You did shite.

Yeah, he would have.

Because I came out third.

He would have been like years.

You're an employee.

Embarrassment is what you are.

He wouldn't have.

He.

But anything.

Anything that would have been in the paper.

He would have been down showing his friends all the papers.

Look at her.

See her?

She's mine.

So be very proud of yourself.

Anyway, it's important.

If you're Irish, you'll understand this.

It's important that when you.

When you insult somebody, you have to follow up quickly with a compliment.

You give it and you take it away.

No.

No.

You take it, then you give.

So you finish on a high.

You finish on a positive.

So, yes, apologies for that little break, but you were undisturbed by that break.

It was us having it.

Well, poor Emil having a meltdown.

So I was talking.

Emma's got a tough at it today.

She does.

I think the Internet in Australia is good, but it's just not letting us do the pod for more than 15 minutes at a time.

So we have to keep stopping.

So we have two more sister cards to finish out.

We're not doing the one about.

What would you rename your pets and kids?

Because that is not relevant to me.

And I'll be having answers.

Well, it is relevant to me, so I'm gonna talk about it.

And Amber, it's not my fault that you won't rescue an animal.

I keep sending you animals to rescue, and you're just so selfish and greedy.

All you care about is yourself.

I'm not.

That's.

It's actually selfless that I won't get one because I'm not here.

No.

Cats go out on their own.

Luis was telling me her cat sometimes goes off for 24 hours and comes back.

That cat.

You could just get a cat FL.

Flap.

You're selfish.

Remember Frank?

He was this old cat and his owner died, and no one would take him.

And I wouldn't take Frank.

Where do you envisage the bloody cat flap going?

Do you not think I'm scared enough in this house?

On my own, I just have words of myself when I hear strange noises.

Like the other night I went upstairs and I obviously forgot I'd been in the kitchen.

Oh, there's definitely somebody trying to rock.

And I was.

I went back down to the kitchen.

I was going back down the stairs and I could see the kitchen light as well.

Like, hello, Anyone here?

So then I was thinking back to my steps and my steps where I went into the kitchen first.

So it was me who put the light.

Well, now remember, and I'm not trying to scare you, but remember that time.

I'm not, I swear.

But I was in the house and I was like, Megan.

And I actually went downstairs and I was like, michael, that's Megan's boyfriend.

I was like, I 100% had heard voices.

And I was like, that's the weirdest thing.

I definitely.

Do you know how often there's these motion sensor lights in the hallway up in the hallway downstairs and the hallway upstairs?

And I can't tell you.

Any night.

Any night I wake up, those lights outside my door are on.

Oh, please.

Please, God.

Oh, it's like something like the ring, you know, scurrying around.

I don't know if I could stay in that house.

Shut the f up.

I'm here for the weekend on my own.

Anyway, moving on.

Let's finish out the sister card.

I've always got someone in the house, like, I'm going away for.

On the.

For Christmas.

And I'm like, I've already got someone lined up.

Someone's in the house in London.

We've just.

There's just always someone there.

Hammer was like to me, we put up the Christmas tree in Dublin.

I was like, no, because Megan's having Christmas there, so she'll have to put it.

Fair enough.

Absolutely fair enough.

That is a massive undertaking.

So listen, the.

Like, you'd know anything about it.

You've never done it.

Oh, Jesus.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Who's not behind you?

Shut up, folk.

That's too scary.

There's someone there.

Hold on.

Imagine we saw a murderer in the background there.

Like, what would we do?

I shut my laptop.

I couldn't watch that.

So anyway, the first question is, what is the point?

Oh, no, I want to talk about the kids one.

Because me and spending when we were naming Theodore, we called him Teddy the whole time he was on my tummy.

And then I wanted to call him Frederick Freddy after my dad.

And spending one Spenny was like, no, we're not doing that, because what about Michael?

Spenny's brother.

So then we ended up calling him Theodore Frederick Michael.

But I wish we'd called him Freddie, because I love the name Freddy.

And I would have loved if he was called after my dad, but my mom mightn't have liked him then because she didn't like my dad.

And then don't forget that you wanted to call one of the kids Amber.

And he also would not allow that.

Well, I didn't want.

I thought about it and he said, no, we're not calling him the kid after your sister.

I.

Well, listen, it's great news.

Chances of another.

There's chances of another child.

You never know.

Bambi is a nice name anyway, so.

Okay, so what is the funniest insult you've ever heard?

It's.

I don't know if it's an insult.

But how's your ghee for the gallop?

No, there's another one that's even worse than that.

How's your gash for a bash?

But anyway, we might not.

That's just.

Well, it's not.

It's not a slag.

It's not a personal insult, but I. I don't know if I should say who said this to me.

So there was a dinner organized with a load of people, and basically someone sent me a message and said, said, enjoy that dinner.

I'd rather eat my own.

Oh, wow.

Have you.

You know, the way it's.

Obviously, Chris is coming.

You know the song Feliz Navi?

Dad, have you heard that?

Seen the meme where it's like, all I can hear is police, not me Dads.

Did you see her escape?

Sorry.

Okay, then the last thing is, what's the oldest thing you own?

Oh, God.

I have Dad's clothes and stuff still.

I still have his deck shoes.

I still have his.

I have a Lacoste jumper of his that I wear sometimes if I'm feeling sad.

Oh, stop.

I can't.

I don't really know.

Like, I. I've kind of gotten good at throwing stuff out.

Maybe.

Yeah.

I don't know, maybe a shirt or a jumper or pair of trousers.

Nothing very interesting.

Okay.

Do you want to do the agony am.

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay.

Agony time.

Welcome back, Vogue.

Amber, you were amazing with Emma on last week, but Emma thinks you're a wanker.

I wanted to ride in because I'm pissed off at my family.

I was left out of a family gathering.

Oh, I wouldn't like that.

It's me, my mum, my brother and my sister.

We all live Quite close.

Less than an hour away from each other.

My mum and brother decided to go for lunch and invited my sister, but I didn't hear anything about it until after it happened.

Just the three of them.

Not me.

Me.

Could you imagine going for lunch and only inviting two of your three kids?

They said they thought I was busy, but I wasn't.

And I was literally 20 minutes away.

It hurt not to even get a text.

I said I was fine, but I'm still annoyed and wanted to get your take on it.

Oh, my God.

If I was.

If I was pissed off, they would know about it.

I would.

If that was me, I would be bothered by that.

And I think it's on the basis that I. I'm just generally quite inclusive.

I wouldn't exclude people.

And I'm always.

And I think that's the way we all are in our family.

The more the merrier.

Sometimes you get a little bit too inclusive.

Yeah, exactly.

And sometimes we're like, oh, God, who invited them?

You're sitting beside them.

That happens sometimes.

But I would definitely say it's them because I think that's a little bit mean.

And you don't want it to happen again.

No way.

I wouldn't know what that feels like in your position, because I'm always one invited.

Amber, maybe you can invite me.

No, I don't get excluded, actually.

I'm in the mix.

And I actually sometimes say, no, thank you very much.

I'm okay.

I'm busy.

I would just.

I would just say it to them and then they won't do it again.

With stuff like this, don't let.

I think when you harbor kind of like annoyance about things, it kind of like just bubbles under the surface.

It builds.

Yeah.

And it's just like, there's no point, I think, because what happens is you've got.

Not you.

You can be assertive, you can be passive or you can be aggressive.

And if you are assertive, that's just addressing something in a calm way.

If you're passive, which is what you're doing right now because you're not addressing it.

Passive.

Passive passivity.

Or if you're passive, what ends up happening is you essentially bypass being assertive and you just end up being aggressive because you will end up making kind of snidey remarks and stuff like that.

So I think it's always best to try and be assertive.

Yeah, agree.

Well, everyone, that's it.

We finally got through it.

We've had to stop recording three times during this pod, and now it's here and you'll never have to hear any of it.

Thank God before Emma.

Her weekend's gone now that's it.

She's just gonna spend the weekend editing.

Sorry, emo, we love you.

Also I want to say, I want to say to everyone thank you so much for being really sound and like I genuinely mean that but because sometimes I don't know when you're on TV people can be a bit mean and I think that everyone was just so nice and I just got so many nice messages I'm still getting nice messages and it's just actually a joy to see and it's, it's unexpected and it's very lovely and I think you're all deadly so thank you very much and.

You'Re deadly too, Bug.

Okie dokie.

Thank you so much and you're deadly.

And Emma, you're a deadly perfect, wonderful daddy.

Grace, see you later.

Thanks a minute guys.

Bye.