Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian in Virginia, it's so hard to tell who to cho and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsea will help you choose who's win, which.

Well, hello.

Hello, Queens.

Welcome back.

Here we are in part two where we are covering both ends of the review spectrum

for viral TikTok, tooth whitening, purely white deluxe whitening powder.

That's right.

But before we get started on this flip side of the spectrum tray.

It is game time.

Woo.

I don't feel like an icon.

Most of the days I feel like I can't.

That's with an A.

Here's the deal.

Trey and I have each picked a rotten, scathing, pithy.

One star zinger, and with 30 seconds on the clock, we'll take

turns trying to recite the zinger in as many genres as possible.

Just like Queen Meryl who does it all.

That's right.

Gotta love Meryl Streep

before the clock runs out.

So you've just lost the game.

So I'm gonna give you the option of if you wanna go first, do you wanna go second?

Are you feeling like you need like a moment to recover?

Do you wanna dive right back in?

Why don't you go first since we're gonna hear your main review shortly.

Okay,

sure.

I'll go first.

So my zinger comes from sunny, or maybe not so sunny Los Angeles from a dentist

office called West Coast Dental of sixth Street, which is a 3.7 overall

on Google reviews and 789 reviews.

Yikes.

This review is written by dsa, I'm gonna say is how you

pronounce his name, D-I-O-S-A.

Dsa.

Dsa.

The review is this place is full of malpractice.

Stay away.

Idiot Dentists.

Oof.

Mm.

All right.

Well, yikes.

Since you said sunny LA I'm gonna strap you into a floaty.

Okay.

Love that.

Love.

Good floaty.

All right.

Our maybe be like

a, like a tooth shape floaty.

If that floats your boat, that that would be better than a string of floss.

Yes.

Oh, for sure.

How would I float on that?

Exactly.

All right.

Are you ready?

Yes.

3, 2, 1, go.

Shakespeare.

This place is full of malpractice.

Say away.

Idiot.

Dentists televangelists.

This place is full of malpractice.

Stay away.

Idiot Dentist.

Romcom, this place is full of malpractice.

Stay away,

idiot.

Dentist sports announcer.

This place is full of malpractice.

Stay away, idiot.

Dentist lifetime.

This place

is full of malpractice.

Stay away, idiot.

Dentist.

Five.

Okay.

It was a little bit of a long zinger, so I'll take it.

I'll take it.

Good work.

This could be your redemption song.

Try.

What have you brought in for us?

Okay.

Well, I actually just found a really funny zinger for the actual

product that we've been reviewing.

So lovely.

I love that.

As a reminder of the Super C, yes, it's the purely white deluxe whitening powder.

Remove stains, no sensitivity enamel safe toothpaste, whitening powder for coffee,

tea, food, wine, and tobacco stains.

It's super.

Okay, this one star is written by Sylvia.

Okay.

And the subject is, does not work.

Mm-hmm.

And the zinger is still not white.

Okay.

Well, Trey, I'm gonna, because the, I need you to have a little bit more of

a challenge 'cause I only got five and I think, you know, let's challenge you.

I'm gonna strap you into an electric toothbrush, so

good luck holding onto that.

Okay, Trey, are you ready?

I think I'm ready.

Let's do it.

Okay.

Let's do it.

3, 2, 2,

1. Go.

Southern.

Still not white.

Still not white.

Courtroom drama.

Still not white Romcom still not white.

Superhero still not white.

Grandma.

Alright.

Opera diva

soap opera

questionnaire.

Know what?

Wow, ire.

That was a lot.

That might be your personal one.

Nine Diva.

Wow.

Nine diva.

You won in a landslide.

Take a battle.

That electric toothbrush couldn't stop you.

You did great.

Rarely have we reached nine on the show.

I don't think that's

ever, I mean, I don't know if that's ever happened.

It has,

but not a lot.

Not a lot.

Great work.

Um, all right.

Should we jump back in?

I was

flipping those, those cue cards too, to be honest.

Really good

work over there.

I, I bet your.

Yeah, it does a little that were taking one for the team

of any time.

Alright, let's jump back in.

Okay, let's do it.

So if you have not watched part one, please go back to part one.

You can click up here, you'll see a beautiful red box.

Just click there.

Chelsea, can you show them where?

'cause they might not know.

Oh yeah.

Um, click here.

I think it's the other side.

Or click here if it's here or if it's there, click there or

there or just look on the screen.

Okay.

Not be up

there.

Usually up here.

Um, okay.

And

then was that good demonstration?

Did that help?

Did we help you guys?

Yeah, so as a reminder, I just told you from my zinger, but this is for the

viral TikTok Sensation Whitening powder.

The company is called Purely White Deluxe and Chelsea.

It's gonna lead us into the positivity.

Oh, yes, I am queen.

Okay, so as we know, I'm bringing the five star review.

This review is written by Sandra s

hmm

Ss five stars.

The subject is, this product works great.

The review is.

Great product.

That's whole review.

Okay.

Alright.

I'm not watch words.

Okay.

There, there's a little bit more.

I was sort of flubbing, but this review is actually a video.

Review, which if we as Trey and I were saying a picture worth a thousand

words, a video worth a million, we're gonna get to see or are we, um, what

if this product works successfully?

So Sandra s only wrote great product and then they attached this

video, which we will play for you.

Um, right now, yes,

my teeth are getting wider, whiter.

See, see, this time I left it on with the toothpaste for a while.

I didn't use too much water, so I was able to keep it in my mouth.

It's called Wonder White or something like that.

Got it from Amazon,

you put toothpaste on the toothbrush, little bit of toothpaste, and then you

dip it in the little blue bottle and then you kind of brush your teeth a little bit.

Not a lot, just brush it a little bit and then leave it on.

Not bad,

not bad.

In part one.

Yeah.

We, we went through the four steps and you're supposed to rinse it off.

She's like, leave.

Leave it off.

Sandra.

No.

Okay.

Okay.

I first impressions, why is Sandra out of breath

Chief breathless in this review?

Wait, I kind of like, I just love Sandra.

I think Sandra's so sweet.

I feel, I feel like I just want to like.

Preface everything.

Yeah.

I just wanna preface, I can tell that Sandra is a sweetheart, maybe

a little misguided when how things go, but it is so funny to me.

I think this is a show first.

206 episodes in the person reviewing the product, misnamed the product.

They, she didn't know the name.

She said, I, I think it's called, it's called Wonder White.

That's not what it's called, Sandra.

And then it's so funny to leave a review saying.

I don't know.

I just found it online and it was on Amazon and you just, you brush a little

bit and um, yeah, it's getting lighter.

Just

a little bit.

Kind of brush your teeth.

Oh my God, Sandra, you're so sweet.

Also, we should just note for anyone that's listening only, Sandra has a

beautiful wash of light behind her.

Which means she is in darkness, so you can't see her teeth.

She, she, she's facing away from the light.

Um, so that, that's a problem.

That's a problem for multiple reasons.

Um,

I was hoping you were gonna bring that up.

'cause I was like.

Product that's supposed to give you a bright smile.

It sure is dark in there.

And she keeps being like, look, you see it, you see it like,

no, Sandra, we don't see shit.

It's dark.

We don't see it.

Honey, I can barely see you.

Um, oh my goodness.

I am, I'm struck here because

off the bat, spelling, grammar, can't even talk about it.

Can't even talk about it.

Literally the review she see wider, like his, her accent.

She was like, my teeth look wider.

And then she was like, whiter, whiter,

whiter,

whiter.

Um, but actual typing is like, this is a great product.

And then the review is like

the product notes.

The product works great.

Great product.

Great product.

So we know how to spell at least four words.

Right?

Um, and they didn't use a thesaurus.

Yeah.

You.

Is it truthful or sha?

Why is Sandra leaving this review?

It sounds like they don't even know how to use the product, so they probably

haven't been using it for a long time.

I dunno.

I kind of wanna think that it's earnest and that I. The company or

whoever sent them like an email and they were like, leave us a review.

And Sandra was like, alright, I'll do it.

And then like clicked it clearly didn't really like, I don't know, prep much

for it and like get a studio rented or anything, or make sure the lights were on.

And then she was like, oh, a video option.

That seems easier than writing since I only really write four words.

Which I want to commend Sandra for because I feel like people of Sandra's

generation tend to not choose multimedia.

Yeah.

So I applaud Sandra for that.

This is relatively recent, I should point out February 9th, 2025 within birthday.

Yeah.

There you go.

So, um, this is recent.

I mean, let's talk about the value, a little bit of this review.

It's hard because like Sandra seems really happy, you know?

I think that's what we can go off of because in terms of like, am I

seeing that her teeth are white?

No.

I don't know.

Did you think they looked white or could you even see it?

No.

And no.

Okay.

So.

I don't know that it's really helping in terms of evidence other than look

how happy Sandra is with the product.

Yeah.

It's also just, it's so weird to be reviewing a product and saying like,

you don't know the product's name.

Like, it's so funny to not be holding it.

She, she says the blue bottle, so like I do, right?

It is actually the product.

Um, and

it's a verified purchase.

I mean, I, I fully believe.

That Sandra bought the product is using the product.

I just think that they recorded this on a whim or something.

Yes.

I don't think that they like prepped.

No.

They were probably just putting it on and were like, oh, I'll do the,

in a way though, what I liked about this is it's almost like the opposite

of a TikTok because oh, a TikTok is gonna be like, here's the product,

let me like do the hand thing and.

You know, really show you, and this is just like, clearly Sandra's just a regular

gal who happened upon this product and is happy with it, thinks it's great.

I mean, humor, it's very funny.

I don't, I dunno how intentional that is, but the common fluke, typical,

I'm just concerned because it seems like Sandra is not doing the product

the way it's supposed to be done.

And I don't want You're not

leaving it on.

Yeah.

How do you even leave it on?

Like, what does that mean?

She didn't rin, she didn't rinse her mouth.

How could, I can't imagine like not doing a quick rinse out because it's

like you're, you know, the toothpaste is bubbling up in your mouth.

You're gonna spit it out.

You're not gonna like, whatcha are you gonna do swallow it?

See, or maybe Sandra is planning to spit it out and rinse it

out after this little video.

Like maybe Sandra's like, I'll leave it on for a minute in your mouth.

Now.

That's what she says, that she just did it.

See, that's what I

know, but I'm just saying like, wouldn't, when you, when I brush my teeth, I, I have

like residue left, like I need to rinse.

So like I would look like I have like toothpaste on my mouth if I

didn't give myself a proper rinse.

Speaking of lodging, a complaint.

Yeah.

Which we weren't.

Speaking of that, that always bothers me in TV and movies, like when

people are brushing their teeth, they clearly never have toothpaste.

Oh

my, I've talked about that in standup.

'cause I'm just like.

It's so unrealistic.

Like, who looks like that?

I look crazy when I brush my teeth.

Okay.

Like I got stuff all over my face.

I like, I'm drooling.

Like I, I, it's, it's not a pretty sight.

And that's exactly like the Neutrogena campaigns.

It's like who washes their face like this?

Just lashing water on their face all over the bathroom, water just

at a perfect angle.

And I know.

Sandra, yes,

definitely agree with you.

But Sandra, I mean, she really, she tickles me.

She's an interesting individual that Sandra, I know that we can't

really go through a lot of our normal talking points, so is there

anything else we wanna talk about?

I mean, is this impactful?

Would you buy based on off of Sandra's enthusiasm alone?

No.

Ooh,

the pregnant boss.

Um, okay, fair enough.

Do we think we need to discuss anything else before we review Sandra?

I mean, in a way I think that Sandra kind of speaks for themselves.

If you guys are not watching this, if you are listening to this and

you wanna hop over to YouTube and take a look, it might be worth it.

It's worth it.

Um, just to see this for yourself, are we ready to go into the crowning tray?

I'm ready to crown.

Let's do it.

Okay,

let's do it.

The queens are tabulating.

Turn to school.

Oh, interesting.

Okay.

Trey's holding up one and a half crowns.

I'm holding up three crowns, which I just realized Crowns and crowns on your teeth.

Um, why did you decide to go with one and a half crowns for Sandra?

I mean, there's not a lot of meat at this barbecue.

Like even the attempt is like, I don't know.

It's like I feel for Sandra.

I think it's very charming.

I think it's very sweet.

It's just, I think Sandra wasted their time and, and wasted our time.

I mean, I'm getting a kick outta it.

Like it's very funny.

I am, I'm still stuck on the fact that she was out of breath,

which is charming.

And then also to be like, hi, I'm here to show you that.

Like it's getting whiter.

I mean, whiter, like, can you see it?

I don't know what it's called.

I bought it on a website called Amazon and you just, you just

put it on and it's wider.

Bye.

Like, oh my God.

Yeah.

It's very funny.

I don't know that there's a lot of meat on the bone, and I don't know

that this is like showing, it's, it's not swaying me anyway, other

than being like, oh, look, wait.

And the fact that it's a two word review, like even there's like,

there's no value in that and there's no value in the multimedia.

So even if you were just scrolling video, you'd be like, what?

And then if you're looking, it's like.

I can't, I can't believe.

Well, I don't know.

It's very charming.

One and a half.

I, I, I really can't do more than that.

It's like, hilarious.

Chelsea, why'd you do three?

Or did you do three and a half?

I was,

I just did three.

Three.

I really like Sandra.

I'm so tickled.

It's so like.

Rare these days that I am, that I laugh, that I, that I literally laugh out loud

at a review, at a video review at anything like half the things that go viral.

I don't even think that they're funny.

You guys, this review only has one person who found it helpful.

Oh my God.

We, I think, have found a diamond in the rough here.

I mean, this review deserves to be viral.

This is hilarious.

Sandra's a queen.

Even though the review meant absolutely nothing just for the entertainment

value alone, I had to give them above average and give them three crowns.

Clearly, we've spoken about all the negatives, but I do

wanna say, Sandra, I love you.

I, I hope that you're happy.

It sounds like you're happy with this product.

It's, this is only like a month, a couple months ago at this point.

So, I mean, I hope that you're even whiter

than

you were when you.

Recorded this video, and if you wanna do an update to this recording, I

don't know if you could do an update video, but if you can then just

turn the light on or face the light.

Face it.

Yeah.

Three crowns.

All right.

Well, okay, so this is an interesting study we've done today because part

the one star review was sort of like.

I don't know if this is common

cautionary tale for sure.

And then the five star is sort of like, what?

What did I just watch?

But coming into this, I was already a little like, I doubt

this is really a miracle product.

Ah.

I don't know if I feel swayed, like I, I still don't want to try it.

I think the one star scares me more than the five star convinces me that it's good.

Agree.

Especially because in this five star, like they're also in the process of

like, I think it's getting wider.

It's like, you know, like take a picture right in the, in the light and date it,

and then like follow up, do before and

after.

Right.

Yeah.

So I don't think that I, I think I feel confident in this research that I

am not gonna, I'm not gonna try this.

Where where are you from doing this review?

I agree.

I mean, I do think that we've, we've brought two interesting

case studies today, obviously.

Um, I still don't think that everyone who tries this product is gonna have

this chipping horror story that, you know, our first reviewer had, um.

But I don't necessarily think that Sandra as like a curator of goods is the

person that I'm gonna look to either.

And I think that the 3.6 overall and the volume of people that have

bought this product and not written reviews speaks to that as well.

And I don't think that I'm gonna add this to cart guys.

Sorry to say TikTok, you didn't convince me this time because as a review queen,

I'm still gonna go to the reviews.

Even if you're toing about it.

Yeah.

What did you think?

What do you guys think?

Would you try this product?

Have you tried other products that have worked?

I've been trying this snow thing, I've read about snow, um, which

I like took forever to arrive.

I finally do think it's kind of working, but I've also been combining

it with this whitening toothpaste, so.

Who knows what's what.

Dad, if you're listening, sorry I didn't ask you before I did

either one of those things.

I was just hoping if, God forbid there was an emergency, you could fix it.

So, um, I really enjoyed this.

I hope that you guys enjoyed this versus episode.

I think that whitening toothpaste is super interesting.

Whitening products are very interesting and they're definitely trending, so we'd

always love to hear your recommendations.

So please do leave us a comment below.

Sandra, if you're listening.

1, 8, 5, 0 review.

Zero.

We gotta hear from you.

Let's hear from you.

All right, well that was part two.

That was it.

Great product.

Thank you.

And thank you for being with us today, and we will see you next Wednesday.

And until then, Ky, see you later.

Later.

Keep your crowns up, Queens.

We love you

guys.

Bye.

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