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ChelseyBD, happy February.

How are ya?

Happy February.

I'm good.

I've been doing A', little bit of organizing in the home.

It's very stressful.

It's good, but it's like, you know, 'I was going through A' Closet and this was like the hall

A' decade.

How long have you lived in this house?

It's going.

It's crazy, but it is going on 12 years.

Wow.

Oh, so there really is tough, like you have not seen

Yeah.

So 'I have like this whole closet that's just like 'I.

Think 'I filled it with stuff when 'I like moved in that 'I thought 'I wanted, you

It's just managed to stay there.

And eventually you have to be like, if I'm not using it, and it's perfectly fine, you know,

To bring in, you know, new energy and new things and try to be A' little bit more

Check 'I, think

How big is this hall closet

very like small.

So 'I had things.

falling

the front of it.

Well, 'I just like had built towers of things like blocking it.

Cause 'I was like, 'I can't even deal with what's in there.

So yeah, I'm carving out some more space and figuring out the best way to

It's interesting you're doing that cuz 'I literally last night just bought

Caboodles basically.

But 'I realized the other day, 'I think 'I did that when 'I lived on the upper West

But now 'I have this little dedicated space and the makeup isn't leaving.

So then I'm like constantly digging through this little like bucket

Right.

'I have this room, and 'I have this desk, but 'I don't have containers.

So 'I bought A' bunch of stuff literally last.

Outta sight outta mine.

Like when it's in the bottom of the caboodle, you're probably not gonna find it.

But when you like have it out and you've like divided by like lipsticks and

Well, you know what it really is, is like, this is very relatable, but

If it's not an A' bulbous container, it's in A' pen sa shape, which is the same as

An eyeliner,

same as eyeliner, which is the same as false eyelash glue.

Like everything is the same exact shape, and they like 'I, haven't found this eyeliner in weeks.

And then 'I found it the other day, and 'I was like, oh, it had fallen into the very bottom.

Same as your.

Exactly.

That's what

Yeah.

Just hidden.

So yeah, maybe it's the new year.

Maybe we're like in this energy of, of renewal.

'I think it is.

And 'I 'I think, you know, 'I was like reading somewhere that if you wanna bring in, you

So I'm, I'm sort of hoping in A' James d.

mm-hmm.

kind way that I'm, I'm setting this new intention and, uh, keeping it localized and

So that's what's cooking over here in la.

What's happening for you?

In my old home state of New Jersey,

You know 'I, really 'I.

Feel like we talk about this A' lot 'I.

Think both of you.

Well 'I think you're more up on things, but I'm always late to the game.

And 'I literally just.

Binged all of season two of the vow.

Oh, don't watch.

Sorry.

Oh, you don't watch, did you wa you didn't watch the first

No.

Uh, do you know anything about Nex?

'I?

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Sorry.

'I, think this is about the Nex 'I thing.

'I did watch season one.

It's like A'.

It's like A' Doc,

A' Doc.

or is it A' docu-series.

oh yeah.

Yeah.

It's A' docu series.

Yeah, but 'I mean it's, it's A' non-scripted, right?

Yeah, it's all based on truth

Oh, 'I.

Don't think 'I, 'I.

Listen 'I guess I'm later to the game cuz 'I don't think 'I knew that there was more to come.

Yes.

Okay, so Season 'I, don't even know when it came out.

It came out at the end of last year, 'I, but it might have even been like October, November.

Like I'm very behind.

And 'I was always sort of purposely behind cuz 'I, 'I, remember the end of

And 'I was like, if they're gonna like give him A' platform, 'I am thoroughly uninterested.

Like it felt like that's.

Where they were going.

Right, right.

season two, if anyone has not watched it, 'I highly recommend it.

It's the same as cheer where it's like 'I don't know that 'I need A' second season.

And then like the storytelling really breaks off.

It's like so emotional.

'I was like very upset.

Obviously it's A' very harmful, very like TreyGerrald warning, warning concepts,

But it's very fascinating.

It's just fascinating like how.

Vulnerable we are as humans and how we all

And we all think that we're like above it or that it would never happen to us.

And 'I feel like the more your mind is of that ilk, the more likely you are to

Which, you know, anyway, I'm

it.

, it does sort of, um, investigate what are the, um, building blocks that lead to such deep

for sure.

Ugh.

And they do an amazing job

Is it still, like, was it the mom that like whistle blew the thing?

Like or is that A' different documentary 'I feel like I've seen multiple Nexium things.

Yeah.

They introduce A' character halfway through the first season of A' daughter who is.

Very much A' part of it.

Okay.

She isn't even really mentioned in the second season, which is interesting.

'I know in real life the daughter is out, but also the, the second

Yeah.

It's really interesting.

'I highly recommend it if anyone.

Yeah, so that's really, I've, it really consumed A' lot of my life.

'I just was like, 'I can't, 'I can't handle 'I, can't handle, not continuing.

'I have to.

Got it now?

There is something very satisfying, obviously over here for me with true crime.

It's just human life is so wild and it's so wild.

All the varying ways life can go for people and, and then like the tenacity

Yeah.

So that's um, what's A' going on over here?

Wow.

So you've been getting sucked into that docu-series cult over there.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

Speaking of things that are almost as annoying as Colts, but not quite, have you been

'I was like, where are we going with this?

Um, yes, of course 'I do.

'I am very ready too.

Lodge, A', Complaint.

So ChelseyBD, this might actually really tie into, um, this renewal conversation.

Oh, okay.

Have you ever been moving something that.

Was heavy and maybe large, and then you scratch your wall.

Yeah.

'I hate this so intensely.

This actually happened when David and 'I purchased A' ginormous dining room table

Heavy and that always becomes like the everything, all the stakes just get A' lot higher.

The tension boils up because it's like we don't want to be lifting this heavy thing

But then like 'I don't know that my speed is the same as someone else's speed.

And so then it's like tiptoe toes and then you're like going up steps and we have to

open the door anyway.

We have this huge like dent in the corner of.

You know, just the miscommunication.

But that happens.

And then also I'm sitting in this really comfortable chair that we keep in our, our den,

And so anytime we have guests over, 'I, have to move it back into the den.

But 'I have A' very narrow little hallway right outside.

So 'I have to turn it sideways.

'I have to take all the pillows off.

'I have to sort of slide and glide.

Also that 'I, don't scratch the F out of my doorframe.

And 'I hate it.

And the minute it happens, it's always like 'I.

'I should have known better.

'I should have taken A' breath.

'I should have asked for

But it's also like for me at least, 'I feel like when 'I wanna do something

'I also wanna get it done as soon as possible.

Cause I'm like, 'I just want this thing to be over with like 'I.

Even if 'I take like A' Zen breath before, it's still like and go, you know?

fraught 'I, like the minute it occurs in my brain, 'I have to get it off

Same.

Same.

this might be going A' little too far, but like 'I also know

And so anytime there's A' brainstorming that needs to be done, like he's gonna

So then 'I get annoyed that he has A' differing opinion rather than just doing it my way.

And then that adds on top of the frustration that I'm already

and then maybe you just end up doing it yourself and then that's bad

and then 'I bump into the wall.

And now we have A' Dent.

And then I'm mad.

You know, it's like A' whole thing.

Anyway.

Gosh, 'I hate it.

It's just so annoying.

'I.

Feel

Just 'I have to complain about it cuz it is A' consideration.

That's always in my head when I'm going through doorframes.

Yes.

That's my Complaint.

I've been, I've, I've been in spackle situations for this very reason.

You know what 'I mean?

So 'I feel you.

A'.

Yeah.

Y 'I.

'I have A' story about spackle.

I'll tell the after show.

Uh, ChelseyBD.

What, what do you wanna complain about today in this brand new?

It's rainy season in A', which kind of sounds like A' oxymoron cuz

for how long?

it has like, there'll be like weeks at A' time, like we've been

right?

Cuz of the droughts or whatever,

Yes, of course.

Like we welcome rain.

People that like are really local to LA are like, 'I love the rain.

You know?

And 'I used to live in New York where like I've had so many umbrellas flip upside down

Thank you.

I'm good.

I've filled my quota.

Um, however, my Complaint, so when it rains, we discover.

all of the, uh, leaks in the house because like lots and lots and lots of time

We have all of these leaks.

So 'I was just like walking around minding my own business, trying to have like A' relaxing.

It's raining outside.

Let me just put on, you know, the circle or something on Netflix and completely zone out

Wait, let me just ask you, are you wearing any shoes in this moment?

Okay, so this is what we're getting at.

So I'm wearing socks.

Okay.

Oh, not wet socks.

Nothing's worse than wet socks.

Oh God.

and 'I.

Step in A' puddle.

And now 'I have wet socks and 'I.

Don't know why wet socks completely ruin A' mood,

Oh my God.

they just do

Where were you?

So my house is like, , it's three levels.

The second level is like the main living room and the third level where the kitchen is and

And then the third level is my bedroom.

And our steps are like pretty steep cuz we live up in the hills.

So like.

You know, in order for me to get A' new pair of socks, now 'I need to like, take off the wet

But it's just, it puts A' dapper on the evening.

You know, like that moment when you just completely saturated.

Wait, so what about the puddle?

Where was it?

'I mean then 'I just throw A' towel over the puddle and like

But like, you know, in the moment that I'm just like turning the lights off and

But they get ya, they get ya every time.

'I.

Just have A'.

More 'I.

Just have more questions here.

Um, was it at an area where like there is no third floor, like is it A' straight

Well, the way.

Yeah, no, so 'I, the, it was at an area where there is no third floor, so

Thank God.

That's much better.

'I was gonna say, girl 'I.

Hope there's not like A' something under your bed or something.

no, no, no.

Oh my God.

No.

Terrifying.

No, no, no.

This was like no third floor above the dining room.

Phew.

Yeah, so we were spared there, but like the, just the sock, like cold, wet sock.

Okay.

Two thoughts here.

Yeah.

Like A', wet sock reminds me of like the opposite positive sensation

Like something, there's something satisfying, you know, like kids like to put their hands in.

Elmer Glue.

Okay.

A' wet sock is the opposite.

It's like, it's so uncomfortable.

It's like, This doesn't this, this one piece of clothing is never

It's always supposed to be dry.

no,

Oh my God.

It's like when you put on like A' snow boots.

And you like, and you go too deep and then it goes over the edge and you're

Like, there's no other alternative here.

'I know.

Oh, 'I

'I.

Oh, and then on the answer, or it's like if you're wearing socks and you go into the

Yeah.

That's it.

There, there, there it goes.

There goes your day.

I'm so happy that you understand

Oh my gosh.

Without even you spelling it out, 'I.

You're like, what were you wearing on your

'I knew it.

Yuck.

know 'I hate it.

'I

Well, 'I hope the holes get patched firstly.

Secondly, 'I.

Hope

they will.

you never have to deal with it again.

'I agree.

Thank you.

Thank you for sharing.

In my Complaint.

wait, you were just talking about A', like A' leak over the bed.

'I once was doing A' job and 'I was in actor housing in this disgusting old

But 'I was cohabitating for A' Week with like A' previous show that had A' full cast.

So someone was staying in the master bedroom and they left the window.

Oh, no.

And it was raining.

And so 'I was like, well I'm gonna move.

Like now 'I can go up to and take the master bedroom cuz there's no one else in this show.

And 'I went up and 'I was like, oh there's A' draft in here.

And 'I noticed and the bed was pushed against the window.

Of course

Oh God.

A', soggy bed.

But at this point, like cuz it had been A' couple of days since

It was.

What do you do about A' Mill Dude?

Mattress?

What do you do about that?

'I literally was

it away.

'I, mean 'I just closed the door.

'I was like, 'I can't,

like, well that will be not what I'm saying.

Isn't that awful?

'I just 'I.

Think A'.

Wet mattress is the only thing that tops A'.

Wet sock

You're right.

'I think you are.

Right?

Yeah,

it.

Let's get off of

'I.

Yeah.

Let's get on.

Let's on get onto other people's complaints.

'I, think.

Oh, oh, oh,

Please, let's move off of our own.

Okay.

Should we do it?

Let's jump into an online review.

Let's

'I think Yes.

Let's do it.

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You were the 1st of February.

What have you got today?

Well, speaking of getting things unclogged and making room for things to flow

Four Bastar, three pack, 19.6 inch drain snake hair drain clog remover cleaning tool.

Oh God.

It's super Coloristic xp, A'.

Oh God.

it is always A' super callow with Amazon.

Yeah.

Here we go.

This though, maybe to your delight is A' five star.

Review the name 'I Might need A'.

Little help with Trey.

Uh, it is e C A' E.

'I.

K 'I 'I.

Well, C A' E is the abbreviation for the Columbia Metropolitan Airport in Columbia, South Carolina.

Oh

'I Don't know.

'I.

'I.

'I.

'I.

'I.

'I 'I Dunno.

What do you think?

Ek A'.

K

A'.

K.

'I Don't know

Let's call him ek.

Like, okay.

Okay.

So EK wrote A'.

Five star review, subject.

Outstanding.

Here we go.

'I had A'.

Pretty significant hair clog in my shower.

'I had tried.

Chemicals didn't work.

'I ignored it didn't work.

'I ignored it.

Some more started to get slimy.

Don't, don't judge me.

'I.

Saw this on Amazon.

And that more than 2000 people had tried it and actually reviewed it.

So 'I thought I'd give it A', go, oh my goodness,

Hmm.

this took no effort.

'I pushed it down the drain.

And it immediately caught something.

What came out was so disgusting, so vile, so yucky that it should have its own ex viles

Let some children dig it up in A' trash pile in 500 years to have their future.

Told 'I wanted nothing of it.

My shower pipes were still praying the endless when 'I left for work.

If you have A', nasty hair clog, wait until it gets slimy and reaches sentience.

Dig it out.

With A' drain snake hair drain clog remover cleaning tool.

Then send it back to the Dan the, to the Dan Shian blaze.

It calls home.

It does the job and well.

Well, 'I, 'I, 'I.

Think that EK is like A' A' literature teacher or something.

Cuz they have A'.

Huge vocabulary.

bigger than 'I do.

'I should have.

'I meant to look up some of these words that 'I don't know.

'I was hoping that you might know them.

Yeah.

Dan, Shannon.

Dan.

Dan.

She, is it like Dante, right?

Dante.

It's spelled like Dante, but with an A'.

N.

Dian.

Dian, blaze.

Donn.

Glaze or glaze.

Blaze like A'.

Blaze.

A'.

Oh, probably, yeah.

Rings.

It gotta be like Dante.

What is sentience?

Oh, sentient means like coming alive.

Sentient has senses,

and then what is the Angelist?

That 'I didn't know.

'I was hoping that you were gonna know it.

'I thought maybe it was like A' Christian thing.

'I Don't

'I defer to you what all things Christian.

But you know, maybe 'I, shouldn't

Well,

think it's some sort of like A' prayer.

Like A' the angels have come Prayer.

Yeah.

The Angels Prayer.

Catholic.

Probably.

Yeah.

It's A' Prayer to Christ and the Angels.

It's A'.

It's A'.

Prayer to Christ

It's A'.

. It's A' Fair to Christ.

Okay.

Just like the beginning of this, like just the first few words, hair clog.

I'm already like so turned off.

I'm just like, oh God.

'I know 'I used this tool though.

'I will say, 'I went on because 'I order this for myself, like semi regs,

This exact thing.

this exact thing, this exact

why do you have to order it so many times?

Why don't you just have it?

Well, I'm just saying, well, 'I mean 'I.

'I order it until I'm out and then 'I order more.

'I probably end up A' using it.

A' couple times A' year, gifting it out to A', couple friends A' year, you know

Wait, what is it?

'I thought it was like A' plastic snake, grippy

it is, but I'm saying like I'll ha you know, 'I, I'll buy A' three pack or

Maybe A' roommate will need it, or A' friend will be like, 'I have A'

And I'm like, 'I, take one of these.

You know what I'm saying?

Like 'I 'I bought these for the past several years is the point.

is there like A' little like loophole to put your finger in?

Yeah, kind of.

And there's A', it's like A' wand, not A' wand, but yeah, there's like A', there's

And it is like goopy and disgusting.

But like 'I.

obviously satisfying cuz you're like, that is 'I mean.

'I need to do it on mine.

That's why 'I was going on.

'I need to buy some more because 'I, 'I, 'I can tell that I'm getting that to like the phase.

'I don't want to be and it's gross, but also like it was in there so you gotta get it out.

And why do we think it is goy and slimy from like the soap?

'I always think like, is it like 'I mean?

This is so gross, but like A' mixture of like.

Prob 'I, if it's in your shower.

Probably like hair, oil, the shampoo, 'I, A', you know, brush my teeth in my shower too.

So some toothpaste, you know, 'I.

Think just like all of that,

right.

you know, marrying together.

You know, 'I, remember in the Upper West side, our bathroom sink always clogged.

Yeah.

And, and we are two men, like, so we don't like 'I.

Know that females oftentimes like will lose strands of hair when they're in the shower and

Like

Creates more

all of my life.

'I had, yeah, I've had female roommates and so I've like noticed that as A' A' difference.

Um, but this was so frustrating.

And 'I had A' bunch of these little snakey things.

Um, 'I did find A' liquid thing.

It's called Aqua A'.

Q U A'.

Wait, that's Aqua.

Maybe it's Pet Quo.

Okay.

'I.

Don't know.

'I.

It was recommended to me by A' plumber

Okay.

And it is crazy.

, you don't have to like, it literally kills everything.

It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in the

but it's not, cuz the thing is like, the reason why 'I use this is

'I know.

Drano is like actually A', illegal 'I wanna say in A' Manhattan.

So is this pet quo?

Whatever this is like

It's like A' commercial thing.

It's like, um, 'I.

Don't think you can just like buy it at Walgreen's.

Okay.

Anywho slimy.

Oh God.

And then of course I'm like reacting and EK is like, don't judge

'I know.

'I know.

Don't judge me.

It's true though, cuz everybody's is it's, it's just, it's disgusting.

What can we say?

Well, as hearing this, 'I was judging, but then I've also been

Like too much.

So like I'm, I'm hearing this for myself.

Like if your, if your shower is working fine, then you're not gonna need

Right?

So another question about the actual product.

Is it little like stabby, hooky things like, if you accidentally rub your hand, it hurts.

'I.

Gotta be honest.

In all the years I've never rubbed my hand on it.

Oh, that's good.

like it would hurt.

It's just like A' plastic thing, but it's something about, it's dexterity.

It's very like it can move around really.

Well sneak around there just.

Get underneath if your, you know, pipes, they have like bends in them and just

So,

And how many in and outs do you usually have to do?

Like what's an average number?

for me, probably at least five.

Right.

It's not gonna be one.

It's gonna, like you're getting all of it out

Yeah, it's like, and then like once you get one, you're like, oh, we were

And then you gotta, and then, and that's why you buy A', lot of them, because like of course once

Okay, so speaking of disposal, 'I also heard something

They said they put it in A' plastic bag and threw it out

Right.

because

said they buried it?

right?

But 'I couldn't tell if that was A' joke or

Yeah.

'I am hearing that every time I've had clogs, 'I just flush them, which.

Ooh, that's not A'.

Good

no, I've never considered that

It's like, let me put you

back into the

into the problem.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, I've never thought about that.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

That's funny though.

Ex 'I mean.

I'm really getting

It does like, it does look like other world, like Alienesque.

Like is there, it's so gross.

'I know, but like is there something living in this, like 'I think that this is A'

'I understand the metaphors.

Oh yeah, for

gross.

Yeah.

All right, so do we think this is, there's any valuable new or unique information

'I 'I think and that it obviously works, right?

Like 'I think it definitely gets, it's not like getting into the nitty gritty of like

agree.

Yeah.

Do we need to point out that 1061 people found this helpful?

And also EK mentions how many people had purchased the product when they reviewed it.

Right, exactly.

Yeah.

The 2000 people, because 'I think it's one of those things, you know,

You know, like when, if you just let it linger.

. And so 'I would imagine that people would be passionate about this.

And the other thing that I'm happy about with this review and you know, there was A', good

So for me personally, 'I am looking for these sites that have higher overall.

'I,

Right Sam.

you know?

And 'I think this really ties into the humor here because EK is

So I'm just gonna like send it up to the nth degree,

Right.

Yes, exactly.

So 'I, definitely think there is A' obvious attempt at humor, A' attempt at entertainment

Do we think that any of this sort of large vocabulary, metaphor, et

Is is like A' deterrent.

A'.

A' distraction is annoying.

Well, 'I was sort of over here like very much considering whether

Cuz 'I think it.

'I think.

It just always strikes me A'.

Little bit as annoying.

right.

'I.

Don't know why that is cuz 'I don't think that 'I like judge or criticize comedy really necessarily.

'I mean 'I guess.

'I always have opinions like everyone does.

But for some reason 'I think, it just, in my opinion, it it distracts A' little bit from like

right?

Yeah.

'I mean.

We definitely went in with A' mission to write A' jokey review.

Like what is the joke right before the X files?

What came out was so disgusting, so vile, so yucky that it

and then what's right after that?

before it could lift its head up and start quoting from the book of Revelation.

'I thought the X-Files 'I thought that was very funny.

And like 'I, wish they had stopped there because then they start personifying it and all of that.

And 'I was just A' little like, uh, okay.

Do you think that if like we were people that were more like church fear and

Maybe EK is A' member of the Mormon Church.

know what 'I mean

Maybe they're A' pastor.

or maybe they like used to be, they seemed like somebody that was like really

Yeah, they definitely are like quantifying.

Vileness with like the devil and hell

Yeah.

Which, which is not unusual, right?

Like even in the review that we read, that was about the really spicy ramen

true.

you know, the depths of hell

fire.

Fire makes me think of hell.

Yeah.

No.

'I agree.

You know, for some reason 'I keep thinking of like Muppets or.

Yeah, I'm thinking of like disgusting, slimy, hairy, black, gray, like grossness.

Like it makes me think of Muppets for some reason.

Like like scary gross ones.

Like fuzzy and stuff.

Anyway, this is so

nightmarish, but like Muppets, like Tim Burton, but worse.

Tim Burton, that's it.

Cuz Tim Burton veers on like this is actually A' trauma.

Yeah.

Do you think this is common or fluky, typical 'I mean for your experience?

It

For me it's common 'I, think A'.

Lot of people, 'I can see A'.

Lot of people be underestimating this product cuz it is so unassuming when you

so simple.

simple plastic.

It 'I don't know if they do sell this at the dollar store, but it does almost

Yes.

Get at the dollar store, but it works, you know, and it is, this one's kind

For A' three pack, it's $31 it looks like.

and is it like, is it like three feet?

Like it's kind of long, long or no?

It's long.

Long.

It's 19.6 inches.

Well, 'I guess that's on three feet, but

That wait $30 for three of them.

that can't be.

No, I'm sorry.

'I.

Think that's my screenshot is wrong.

'I.

'I.

My screenshot doesn't have the price.

'I can look it up again.

D EK also says that like it was very easy.

It was, there was A', lot of ease of use.

They just like did it once and and out popped the devil,

right?

which 'I think is

Like A'.

Like A'.

What do you call it?

Like A' Jack in the box.

Yeah.

because my mind is like, I'm gonna have to like go fishing for A'.

Really long time.

It's like, I'm gonna be hunched over.

It's gonna be A'.

Lot of

scrappy.

So that is interesting, especially when you're comparing it to these liquids

Lot of times it's like you can't use this for half an hour.

Let it foam and soak and flush it.

You know?

This is literally just like scrape, scrape.

Here's.

Exactly.

Yeah.

'I.

do tend to believe Ek 'I.

'I think they're being comical to A' degree that isn't landing with me.

But 'I believe that it worked.

'I believe that they were shocked.

'I believe that like they were so like pleased with A' result.

They're just being lighthearted about it.

totally.

And 'I was completely wrong on the pricing.

'I looked back at

Tell

It's 7 99.

for three of 'em.

Yeah,

Okay.

Few 'I was like $30.

yeah.

No, no, no.

So yeah, the pricing is cheap.

Not Dollar Store.

Cheap, but cheap and effective, and 'I.

Think that that comes across in EK's review.

'I bet you could buy these, uh, like A', dollar Tree, like A'.

Single one on its

'I, what can you though?

Like would it be, would it work as all?

Maybe 'I don't know.

Oh my God, what if it snapped and broke?

That's what I'm saying.

Like that's why like these are strong enough that they're not gonna snap inside

You know what?

This just made me randomly think of, you know, like, 'I 'I feel like

Not really in real life.

'I guess everyone has sound effects now, but like, you know, those like

You know what I'm talking

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like 'I feel like when you were talking about the dexterity, like that word that

got that.

Wawa wa.

You know what 'I mean?

Wiggle wa.

Yeah.

It's A' wiggle, A'.

Wiggle.

Wiggle.

Yeah, it can definitely wiggle.

It has like, it maintains structure enough for you to get it in there,

So the humor where we entertained 'I mean I'm entertained by the metaphors.

'I think it's just, uh, you know, 'I

Yeah.

So 'I think that there was A' definite attempt at humor and 'I think the

Oh yeah, 'I.

Mean 'I.

Know that 'I have A' version of this 'I.

Don't know what brand or anything, but it definitely like works.

The thing is, what happens when you get these reviews and 'I don't know

So like, this is really, at this point, this is what people are

You know what 'I mean?

Yeah.

Well 'I think 'I could Crown ek.

How about.

'I can,

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating

Are Tabulating.

'I.

Interesting.

Okay.

Trey is holding up three and A' half crowns.

I'm holding up four crowns.

Trey, you go first.

Why three And A' half crowns for e k.

'I mean ultimately, 'I would want to read A'.

Couple of more reviews that weren't so humorously written.

But 'I do get the impact that it works and that it's really strong.

And then it sort of turns into this like narrative about personifying

Um, but 'I appreciate that when we're covering something so vile, there's A'

And 'I buy it.

'I mean 'I.

Buy it.

'I believe it.

'I think it's real.

'I would say three and A', half 'I.

Think 'I just didn't do full Review Queen cuz 'I think we.

In the muck, A' little bit.

Haha.

Nice.

um, 'I, just don't like the phrase hair clog.

So, ChelseyBD, why did you say four?

'I 'I was really torn between three and A' half and four.

'I almost went three and A' half myself.

But, uh, ultimately landed on four because 'I use the product and for me, 'I think

Lot of people like this review 'I, like any review that kind of.

Steps out of the norm box.

There's so many reviews that you could read about any product that are kind of like

It wasn't really my humor and 'I agree, it really stayed in that lane.

So you might wanna be like, okay, well let me read something that's not just A' joke.

So 'I couldn't go full Review Queen either.

But when 'I hadn't gave EK four crowns,

Lovely.

So, wait, did, when did you last snake your.

'I have not snaked them in A'.

While that's why 'I was looking to buy some new, some new ones, cuz 'I need to.

Well update us.

Let us know when you do

will, I'll let you know if 'I find anything demonic in there.

Oh my

'I Hope.

'I.

If 'I do, 'I, if 'I do, it's like better to get it out, you know, better to exercise it.

Oh yes, absolutely.

Yeah.

This is all about cleansing, cleansing and getting things flowing.

Right.

That's, that seems to be the, the theme of the

Back in flow.

Yeah.

Let's get in the flow, you know,

A',

is that you choking on something.

me choking on A' hair clog.

That's slimy.

Yuck.

judge me.

'I.

'I shouldn't

E k

You're right.

All right, Trey.

Well, that was fun and.

ingress.

We need now that we've kind of like clogged it all out, it's all clean.

We have like A', nice, pristine surface to officially get right into the most

So Trey, now that we've gotten all the muck and grossness out of the

Who are you inducting today?

My Royal.

Okay.

It's just really weird how all of this has sort of been aligning.

Okay.

It's very weird because we talked about our complaints that were about like

And without knowing any of this, 'I was sharing how our upper West Side

And, and David always thought it was because 'I shaved over the sink, not in the shower.

Okay.

Okay.

All of that's just random background, but 'I literally decided that we

Isn't this really

is things that go down the drain.

It's like, it's as if we're playing one 800, not one 800, however many, what's the pyramid

$100,000

A'?

Hundred thousand dollars pyramid or whatever.

Things that go down the train, things that clog A', train things, right.

But, but it's so weird because this is episode 87 and we've been

Well, the reason 'I, okay, the reason 'I thought of this is because now at my place of

And so sometimes 'I just need A' break and 'I want to do the quick electric razor and 'I.

'I really started thinking it's such A' time saver because it's just so

You're also not having to like waste water, you know, it's just like fast and quick.

And so 'I was like, I'm so grateful that this exists and I've never

So here we go.

Book report.

So the electric razor has its history all the way back from 1898 by A' New Yorker.

New Yorker.

So the first person to receive A' patent.

For A' Razor that was powered by electricity was A' person named John Francis O'Rourke,

But then, you know, this gets A' little uncomfortable, but the first working electric

Mm-hmm.

. Okay.

Yeah, that 'I mean it kind of makes sense cuz bran Bran like, isn't that German?

But it just seems so odd to me.

Like who had the idea like of having like sharp, sharp, sharp, terrifyingly

Like just the idea alone sounds horrifying.

Like 'I still don't understand the civil engineering that like keeps A'.

Cutting my face to shreds, but 'I don't know.

Look, this is an invention.

'I know that tons and millions of people use it.

It is such A' lifesaver.

I've never even stopped to consider like how fantastic it is and.

That's why I'm inducting it like life is so much better with an electric razor.

'I mean it's just better.

And 'I got A' haircut today and those are electric clippers, which is so much faster.

It helps, you know, with arthritis and you know what 'I, what are those hand

Oh, oh Jesus, my brain.

Carpal tunnel

tunnel?

You don't have to worry about the carpel tunnel.

Like if you have an electric clipper, 'I mean it's just genius.

So for that reason, today for our 87th episode, 'I Am Inducting Electric Powered Razors and Clippers.

Everything.

This episode is going right down the drain.

No, just kidding.

Everything.

This.

do you use an electric razor on your legs?

'I have 'I.

Gotta say it's A'.

Little harder.

'I feel like for me to find an electric leg razor that 'I like I've, I've, uh, I've

'I have A' few friends.

My friend Deb swears by an electric razor has been using it since she started shaving.

'I mean it is nice.

'I.

Think you do tend to hurt yourself less, right?

Is that the idea too?

Yeah, like 'I.

Don't think I've ever gotten A' neck 'I.

Think you can get razor burn.

Right.

Yeah.

But 'I don't know.

It's just like, it's so, especially for the face, cuz the face has so

And it just cuts the time significantly.

I'm sure with A' guy shaving your face to just be able to boo boo boo boo boo.

especially those cylindrical, like multi cylindrical head ones

Straight razor is that many men's, um, hair patterns switch around between

Not all hair is going the same exact way, and so you have to learn the pattern in order.

Get it off of your face.

But with those cylindrical circley ones, you could just pass over cuz it's going from all direction.

So then it just gets it.

Which is why it's quicker.

God.

We love an electric razor.

We love you.

We love you.

Electric grazers.

electric razors.

Listener voice.

Oh my goodness.

I'm so happy.

Well we have A', very special listener voicemail today, so

We.

'I am 'I, and I'm mad at my dad for saying 'I can't!

'I.

Get something to Shave Shift into my video game.

Oh my god.

It's my nephew.

'I.

That it?

Yes.

Oh my.

Oh my God, that's so cute.

Well, Justin, if you're listening, you better get in that shape shift thing that he wants.

He's complaining about

It's from A' while back.

'I debated whether or not to bring it in, but 'I thought, you know what?

It's cute.

It's

It's so cute.

That's so sweet.

It feels very like sleepless in Seattle.

You know what 'I mean?

A'

Like the kid calling into the radio show like my dad.

Well, no, hopefully not.

Well, we don't endorse underage people doing anything without permission

Yes,

appreciate your Complaint.

Isler.

'I do have memories of being restricted from doing things 'I wanted as, as A' child from my parents.

And it is, um, one of the beauties we don't often think about, about adulthood is

Maybe you don't need the shapeshifting thing right now.

Maybe that money is better for something else.

Or maybe just ask your Aunt 'I, think

Maybe ask your aunt.

for.

You know, auntie, he can do it.

This is now, this is the nephew who had that killer username.

oh, uh, ginormous.

Tim

Ginormous, Tim.

If anyone doesn't know what we're talking about, it's from one of our after shows.

'I.

Highly recommend joining Pat and just for that unintentional plug, but oh my gosh, ginormous

Aw.

Thank you for calling an 'I.

That's so sweet.

'I, love hearing your voice even when you're kvetching.

Yes, of course.

Now, you listener, if you would like to call and have the possibility of your voice

It's 1 8 5 0 review, zero.

You can Kvetch, you can cave, you can send us A' review that you think we should review.

You can review A' review on your own, and we'll decide how we rate compared to your rating.

My Royal.

Highness.

Do you love your electric razor As much as Trey does, let us

Please.

Are there brands that are better?

You tell us.

Aw 'I.

Love that.

That was sweet.

Okay.

Well we did A'.

Queen.

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