1 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,040 Welcome in, everybody. It's the craft beer republic. 2 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:22,040 Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. 3 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,760 I am Greg and I'm still waiting for Flex computer to update. 4 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:31,120 Easy there pal. Oh, there he is. There's a magical 12%. 5 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,120 Something about 12% to finish. But yeah, something. 6 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,880 Still took an hour. And apparently Microsoft just goes, 7 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,680 uh, 1 to 12. Yeah, Microsoft doesn't know 8 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,240 what the fuck to do. Clearly. God damn do I hate windows. 9 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:49,000 Not a computer show though. Not a computer show. Follow us. 10 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,880 Smooth transition. You got real, you real angry man. 11 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:58,040 I hate Microsoft @CraftBeerRepublic @flex_me_a_beer 12 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,870 underscores in between. You can also give us a call 13 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:04,910 855382337. All that good stuff. We got a lot to get to today. 14 00:01:05,270 --> 00:01:08,870 Uh, I did some traveling, which usually means I do some research. 15 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:12,990 Uh, we got some fun facts. It's 4th of July this week. 16 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:17,790 Some booze news. I'm excited because, uh Flex. 17 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:20,950 Girls picked out his beer. They did. And, uh, 18 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:23,990 that's always a good night for me. It's it's it's like a real, 19 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:26,350 real Russian roulette when they pick out the beer. 20 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:30,350 You know, I went to, uh, my local Eagle Park this past 21 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:34,270 Monday with the kids for lunch, and I ran into pilot Tom and pilot 22 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:41,110 Tom told my girls how funny he thinks it is that they pick out my beer, 23 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:45,950 and that he has such a good time listening to it and, uh, 24 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:50,430 told him how funny he thought it was. So, um, so he got to meet him in 25 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:53,670 person and thank them. I'm with pilot Tom on this, you know. 26 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:56,270 In fact, should we just talk about what you're drinking now, 27 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:59,940 or should we, uh. If you don't mind. No. Let's fucking do it. 28 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:05,300 In a world where craft beer is king. A world where muscles are bigger 29 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:08,900 than growlers. Only one tongue can guide us. 30 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:14,100 One man, one tongue, one Tongue-jobber. 31 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:20,940 In this world we must find out what is Flex drinking? 32 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:24,020 Man, what a what a voice that guy has. 33 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:30,180 Right? Just a stud. So what a man. We walk into the my local shop 34 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:33,380 today and I already told my kids what was gonna happen. 35 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:36,660 And, you know, they were pretty up for the challenge. 36 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:41,100 Within two seconds of looking at the beer wall, they literally 37 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,220 reached their hands out and say, dad, you have to get this one. 38 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:47,500 They see the cannot and they say, you have to get it. 39 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:51,100 So I checked to see what it was. I was okay with the style. 40 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:54,660 Very okay with the brewery. A little high on the ABV, 41 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:58,690 you know, for my current state, It's Abomination Brewing. 42 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:02,810 And apparently this is a series they do. It's called Fogsicle. 43 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,210 Oh, and it's a sour double IPA series. 44 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:12,690 So this one is, uh, sour double IPA with peach, vanilla and marshmallow. 45 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:18,730 And the can art, though, is where it gets really fun. It is a penguin. 46 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,890 Oh, that's pretty cool. Except there's no feathers on 47 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:25,130 the skull of the penguin. It's just a penguin skull that 48 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:28,250 goes into a penguin body. Right. Normal body. Yeah. 49 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:32,690 And it's holding, uh, looks like a creamsicle. Like a like a Fogsicle. 50 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:36,330 And it's got worms around the neck. Like you'd think it'd maybe have, 51 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:39,730 like, a bow tie or something cutesy, but they're worms. 52 00:03:39,730 --> 00:03:42,570 And my kids just thought it was great. So here I go. 53 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:45,170 I'm gonna try this out on tapped here. 54 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:52,730 It's a collective 404 rating only, uh, 927 check ins, which, okay, 55 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:56,510 thing I really like about my shop is how recent they get some 56 00:03:56,510 --> 00:03:59,710 of these beers in. You know, I feel like the ones I've 57 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:03,430 had the last three, four months are usually under a thousand check ins. 58 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:05,230 One didn't even have any check ins yet. 59 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:08,390 So it's nice to know that they're getting some fresh stuff. 60 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:11,550 And again, abominations out of New Haven, Connecticut. 61 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:15,710 So on the old, uh, nose buds here. I feel like it's always one of 62 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:17,830 us that remembers the, say, nose buds and then the other one. 63 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:22,670 It always makes me smile when you do. But this one super heavy on the 64 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:26,510 vanilla and the marshmallow, almost like, uh, the smell you'd 65 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:29,790 get on like a milkshake IPA, like from the lactose. 66 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:34,110 But this doesn't have any lactose, so I'm assuming vanilla 67 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:39,750 marshmallow on this. So without further ado, uh, we will 68 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:43,470 warm up the old Tongue-jobber, and we'll dive right in here. 69 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:49,830 We blow. So that is very wonderful. Um. This is extremely wonderful. 70 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:54,060 It is sour, as it says is a sour double IPA. 71 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:59,860 You do get a little bit of the hops up in there. No bitterness. 72 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:04,460 And that peach. It's a little fainter than I'd like, 73 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:07,620 but it's almost like, uh, like not a ripe peach. 74 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:10,860 If you've ever had, like, unripe stone fruit, which actually 75 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:15,140 I prefer it that way because it's crunchy and it's not mushy and juicy 76 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,380 and gets all over your face and your shirt because you're a slob. 77 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,900 Are we still talking about fruit? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah we are. 78 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:29,500 Because this is, uh, not a dick show. Well, we're a couple of dicks. 79 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,060 We are. Uh, but, yeah, 80 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:36,340 this is absolutely fantastic. Um, I also think the most 81 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:40,140 underrated beer style in the entire world is probably a sour IPA. 82 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:45,100 And, uh, I think one of my favorite beers of all time was a sour IPA, 83 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:49,780 and it was a drecker untitled art collab, and it was a raspberry 84 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:54,210 sour double, or I think it was just a raspberry sour IPA. 85 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:57,410 I don't think it was a double, but it was fucking fantastic. 86 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:02,250 And this follows right along with that. This is absolutely fantastic. 87 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:06,250 I do feel like there was a brief time in beer history where, like, 88 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:11,530 the sour IPAs were starting to show up a little bit more, and then all of 89 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:14,770 a sudden they're like, just kidding. I think that was honestly like 90 00:06:15,090 --> 00:06:18,410 six years ago. Yeah, I mean, it's been a minute, 91 00:06:18,690 --> 00:06:21,890 but it's kind of around the same time that like, all the fruited 92 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:24,770 sours were blowing up. Yeah, yeah. So that would be right around 93 00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:28,290 about five, six years ago. Yeah. And I think at the same time, 94 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:31,450 the sour IPAs, they were blowing up like the fruited sours were, 95 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,850 but they were starting to pop up and I had a few back then. 96 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:37,130 I was like, these are actually surprisingly good because the 97 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,650 thought of it sounds horrible, but hey, you like this bitter ass 98 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,250 beer and want to turn it sour? Yeah, 99 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:46,210 but it's weird how well it works out. Yeah, for the most part, 100 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,850 it's actually really good. And even with like, a fruit edition 101 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:53,760 like this, Just absolutely top notch. I did get a single can of this. 102 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:58,680 I do regret getting a single can of this because I would enjoy probably 103 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,440 a case of these though. That's. Yeah, that's how good they are. 104 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,640 I'm not I'm not gonna lie. 4.99 A can. 105 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,880 So I'm assuming $20 a four pack. I would pay that in a heartbeat. Wow. 106 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,520 I feel like you're damned if you do. You're damned if you don't. 107 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,360 Like we always, not always. We recently have been preaching 108 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,680 by one can first. Right. Try it. Go back for more. 109 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,840 Seems like whenever we follow our own rules, we get the one can. 110 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,160 They're like, fuck, I wish we'd gotten three more of 111 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,600 these bad boys. Right. Because it was a couple weeks back 112 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,400 where I ended up having to purchase two, four packs because my single 113 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:35,880 can shelf at the shop was empty. Completely empty. And, uh, well. 114 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:39,920 And you got. You know. Yeah, the beers weren't terrible, 115 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,200 but. Sure, they weren't drain pours. Right? 116 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,760 But they weren't like, I wasn't gonna enjoy drinking the rest of them. 117 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:50,730 This. Yeah. I'm totally bummed out. Yeah, but great for Abomination 118 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:53,950 Brewing. This is wonderful. Hopefully they come out with 119 00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:55,990 more of these. I don't know if it's a yearly thing, 120 00:07:55,990 --> 00:08:01,990 but I do have one other thing to say about this. Uh, via untapped, right? 121 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:08,630 So we always talk about how people rate, uh, beer styles that they 122 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:14,830 don't often drink or, you know, people rate not on beer styles, 123 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:19,950 but beer as a whole. So I ran across this comment on 124 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:23,990 this beer, mind you, on this beer. Okay. And it kind of bummed me out. 125 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:28,590 So this one says, sadly, this one got lost in the mix and 126 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:32,430 sat in the basement about a year. Very sour and a hint of peach 127 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:35,630 with some vanilla in the finish, but I don't like it nearly as 128 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:43,190 much as its overall rated 3.5. Why are you rating a beer that got 129 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:47,870 lost in your basement for a year? Right. You've already said it's your. 130 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:51,340 Fault, right? So now, because you rated this. 131 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:55,140 Which three? Five. It's not awful, right? Not the worst. 132 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:58,580 Yeah, it's not the worst, but it totally ruins the credibility of 133 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:03,420 this beer score. Because let's see. Who is this? Randy? 134 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:08,300 N was a fucking idiot. Come on. Randy! Randy! What a dumb name. 135 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:12,820 With eight A's. It's your fault. Don't rate it. Don't. 136 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,860 Don't wreck the brewery's credibility. 137 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:19,980 Don't ruin the beer score. Because you were again an idiot. 138 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,780 Right? Yeah. It's not the beer's fault. 139 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:25,180 No, it's Randy's fault for not checking the back of his fridge, 140 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:29,780 you dummy. Randy! Randy! I don't think anybody, like, has, 141 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,900 like, a good friend named Randy. Like, 142 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:35,740 I don't think that's a real thing. Not unless you knew the Macho Man. 143 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:42,620 Oh, damn. Okay. Not a wrestling show. R.I.P. Macho Man. Yeah. Uh. 144 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:47,530 All right. So much to get to. I, um, I'm in a massive amount 145 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:50,810 of pain because I went wakeboarding this weekend. Yeah. 146 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:55,370 You know, we got we got the new boat and, well, new to us, 147 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:59,970 boat and boats these days because our old boat was older than me. 148 00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:03,890 Have ballast bags in the back that you can fill up with water. 149 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,450 And what this does is makes your makes your wake bigger. 150 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:09,050 So when you're jumping on your wakeboard, you get bigger waves. 151 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:11,130 To jump. Off of. Yeah, bigger, 152 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:15,770 bigger jumps equals you go higher. So filled up the the bags this 153 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:18,330 this trip a little bit more than last trip because I'm still 154 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:21,290 getting used to the new boat and, uh, really hit some decent jumps. 155 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,130 I mean, I'm garbage, like, I'm not out there doing flips or anything, 156 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:29,010 but hit some decent jumps and came down real hard a couple times. 157 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:31,490 How high would you say you're going on these decent jumps? 158 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:34,170 I don't go wakeboarding. I've never been, so I'm just curious. 159 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:38,930 Yeah, I truly have no idea, damn it. Because it's one of those things 160 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,730 like, you know, when you're a kid and you're doing, like, bunny hops 161 00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:44,050 on your bike and you're like, oh my God, I was 100ft in the air. 162 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:47,390 And like, if you were to watch the tape back like your back wheel 163 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:52,390 didn't even get off the ground. That's how I imagine it really is. 164 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:55,950 Like I'm always looking at the wife and the boat for for visual feedback, 165 00:10:55,950 --> 00:10:59,470 because if it's a decent jump, you'll see it on her face, 166 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:04,110 and sometimes she'll even give me the nod. Wow. If it's if it's not bad. 167 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:07,390 So I truly have no idea. Like, I don't know, 168 00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:11,150 six feet on a good jump, I, I when I say six feet like my 169 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:15,430 board is six feet off the water. I don't know. I know, I don't know. 170 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:18,670 To me that sounds pretty high. What I need to do I haven't done 171 00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:20,910 this in years. I should break out the old GoPro 172 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:25,070 and get some footage and just see. Like what? 173 00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:28,270 How high am I gonna do that? I like that idea. Yeah, yeah. 174 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:33,910 I need to know. That thing open. Yeah, the. The people. Need to know. 175 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:37,870 That's right, that's right. So did that, uh, 176 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:40,230 no beer drinking over the weekend? Did once again, 177 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:43,190 classy wine drinking because. That's. For free membership. 178 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:46,500 That's who you are. Uh, but the week before, 179 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,700 I did some beer research because I was traveling for work. 180 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,420 I went down, I was in Anaheim again or the Anaheim area, 181 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:56,020 so I went over to Villains Brewing. And if you recall, Chew called 182 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:59,100 in when villains just opened. Do you remember this? Yeah. 183 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:03,380 And he was none too pleased. I don't remember exactly why. 184 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:06,580 I think part of it was because, like, they were kind of shitty to him. 185 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,500 And I think he also said, like, the beer wasn't very good or 186 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,500 something like that. Anyways, I went, um, 187 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,620 I will start off with like the service was, was pretty bad. 188 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:21,620 Like the I was at the bar, like I sat at the bar thinking, 189 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,940 you know, because I'm by myself. I don't need to take up a four top. 190 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,900 I'm down there for work. And I could see the Dodger game 191 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,900 was on so I could watch Dodger. And you usually get quicker 192 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:33,460 service sitting at the bar. Yeah. You chat up the bartender a 193 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:35,420 little bit, maybe you get a little quicker service. 194 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:39,780 No, I was the forgotten man on the island. It took forever. 195 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:43,730 And even once I got, like, my order taken, I was forgotten. 196 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:48,010 Like, had to, like, flag someone down for napkins. And it was service. 197 00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:51,730 Left a lot to be desired. I did have I forget what it's 198 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:55,850 called their hazy IPA. It was pretty good actually. 199 00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:59,370 I would have again. And I had, uh, wings, 200 00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:03,370 had some some buffalo wings. I love me some good wings. I do too. 201 00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,850 Look, the cook on them was good, but the flavor on them was just 202 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,330 not that great. Okay, so all in all, 203 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:12,130 villains was fine. If I saw their beer in the wild, 204 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:15,610 I would order it. But I'm not going out of my way 205 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:18,370 to eat dinner there again. That's fair. Yeah. 206 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:22,410 So, you know, what is that, like a 3.5? Yeah, I don't know. 207 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,450 I did only have one beer, though. They only had one. 208 00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:29,290 Hazy villains was left in the basement for a year. So there. 209 00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:32,610 You go. 3.5. I was, uh, 210 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:35,730 in a real haze bitch mood that night, and they only had one hazy on tap, 211 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:38,090 so I had that same beer twice. I was like, I don't feel like a 212 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:41,760 West Coast tonight. Yeah. You know, I, Uh, I feel that. 213 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,600 Yeah, I had, like, three Mexican lagers, and I was like, 214 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:48,480 I don't need any of that stuff. We all know how Greg feels. I know. 215 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:53,160 Mexican lagers. Too much corn. Yeah, so too much corn. 216 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:58,280 Come on, guys, leave the corn for your. Never mind. Bro. Uh oh. 217 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,240 And before I forget, shout out to our top listing city 218 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:04,560 of the week. Chicago. Chicago. Chicago. Fun. Yeah, yeah. 219 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,840 It is a fun city, I like that. I've never been. And I want to go. 220 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,920 Not only do I want to go, but I want to go some baseball 221 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,520 games while I'm there. So it never. I've never been to Wrigley or 222 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,520 right field, whatever. It'll always be US cellular. To me. 223 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,760 Wrigley is the only one I care about. Oh, yeah. We, uh. 224 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,080 So last year we went to Saint Louis, right? 225 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:27,560 Caught a Cardinals game at Busch Stadium live in Milwaukee. 226 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:31,120 So I've, you know, been to Busch Miller Park or Am FAM field, 227 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:36,480 whatever it is now and next week we're road tripping to Cincinnati 228 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,870 and we're gonna check out a Reds game at Great American Ballpark. 229 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:42,950 So now I really want to hit Wrigley, which is shocking. 230 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:46,710 I live like an hour and a half away. I should have gone to a game 231 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,590 there by now, but I haven't. And then at least once. 232 00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:52,910 So I want to do that and then finish off at PNC in Pittsburgh. 233 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:56,550 You know, maybe next year, a couple years and just finish 234 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,470 the whole NL central. That's all. That'd be cool. 235 00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:02,550 The teams and the Brewers division and, uh, yeah, I think that'd be 236 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:05,230 really fucking cool. Yeah. Whenever we're traveling somewhere 237 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:09,070 that has a game, we try to go if, uh, scheduling permits, like, we'll 238 00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,550 probably go see a hockey game when we're in Colorado. That's awesome. 239 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,270 And all that good stuff. Worst team in the MLB. 240 00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,750 But that's awesome. Worst team. And I love that. 241 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,510 They're like, they're not just the worst team, 242 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:21,350 but like they're the world's like in all of history of baseball. Worst. 243 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:25,790 Yeah I think they have fucking 19 wins right now. Something like that. 244 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:28,910 Yeah. It's embarrassing and. Terrible. It's. Yeah. 245 00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,790 And they're they're what they do. They just fired their. 246 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:35,350 Was it their GM that they just announced was they didn't fire him. 247 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:38,100 Was leaving at the end of the season. Like that's gonna make a big deal. 248 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:42,820 Or just leave now. Like, why stay on? Yeah, they're fucked either way. 249 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,740 Like, what's it matter? So I didn't travel yet. 250 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:49,020 So you talked about you're traveling a little bit. 251 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,660 I will be heading to Cincinnati next week. 252 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,180 It's been about two days there, and then we're going to drive to 253 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,580 Louisville, and we're going to spend, uh, 2 to 3 days in Louisville. 254 00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:01,340 So that's exciting. Go get a slugger. We're gonna do the Slugger 255 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:05,820 Factory tour. We're going to. There's, like, some kind of 256 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:11,340 horse farm there that has, like, all the horses from the Derby or 257 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,420 some of the horses from the Derby that are, like, retired. 258 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:19,460 Um, I'm gonna hit up a couple bourbon distilleries. Nice. 259 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:25,100 I've heard maker's Mark is. Maker's Mark is like the one that 260 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:30,860 you should go to. Oh, really? I heard it from a patron at 261 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,460 Eagle Park, and he said, don't even bother with anything else. 262 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,260 He said, just go to the go to the maker's Mark tour. 263 00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:40,250 And then I've also heard if you do one tour, you've done them all. 264 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,970 Interesting. But my wife was still interested, 265 00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:47,170 shocking enough, like doing the Bourbon Trail and stopping at 266 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:52,010 multiple. The Bourbon Trail. Yeah. So, um. Does your wife like bourbon? 267 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,970 No, she doesn't drink at all. Yeah, I wouldn't say she hardly 268 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:58,290 drinks, but. But it was her idea to check 269 00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:02,570 some out on the bourbon trails. She trying to expand her horizons. 270 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:04,970 Maybe she's just trying to make me happy, I don't know. 271 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:08,810 I don't I don't want to, you know. Let's not overanalyze. 272 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,610 I don't want to count my chickens. Let it happen. Right. 273 00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:15,090 It's like she said it, and I said, okay. Yeah. 274 00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:18,930 You're gonna come back in two weeks. So, uh, we went total wine and 275 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:24,490 picked up a bottle of bourbon. God, I hope that's not what happens. 276 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:29,730 Damn it. It was maker's Mark. But, uh. 277 00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:33,090 Yeah, it was from total, right? Yeah. But then, uh, what? 278 00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:36,280 Kids really want to go to a Bucky's? Have you ever heard of Bucky's? 279 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:40,560 I've heard of it. Thanks to a podcast called 280 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,080 Flightless Bird. Okay. I had not heard of it before 281 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,480 this podcast. So I've only heard of it from my 282 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,280 kids. I've seen people wearing, like, 283 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,560 the hats and the shirts and I've never known what it was. 284 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:56,040 I guess it's all over, like YouTube and kids YouTube, but just like a I. 285 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,760 Was gonna say, how do the kids know about it? 286 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:02,000 Watching all their YouTube and the kids that live in the areas 287 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,600 of Bucky's, I don't fucking know. But it's like a glorified gas 288 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,920 station department store, right? But it's like the Disneyland of gas. 289 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:15,520 Yeah, they have like a hundred pumps. And they do like their own smoking. 290 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,920 They have, like, brisket sandwiches, pork sandwiches. 291 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,960 I miss pizzas, I this whole thing. Yeah. 292 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,040 And in fact, Steph was just at a Bucky's in Texas a couple weeks. 293 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,960 That's where they started. That's where they originated from. 294 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,440 Texas. Right? Right. And she was doing like Facebook 295 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,260 video or Facebook. Boy, do I sound like a boomer? 296 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:38,140 They should do an Instagram videos and stories and like just circling 297 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:42,020 around with her camera and you could see just how ginormous this place. 298 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:45,820 It's like a Walmart. So I'm excited for it because we 299 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:51,380 went to like the off brand, like the competitor last year when we went 300 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:55,100 to Saint Louis and we went, who's. The who's the off brand Bucky's. 301 00:18:55,140 --> 00:19:03,100 It's Wally's w a l y apostrophe s Wally's, and Wally is a bear. 302 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:08,100 Bucky is a beaver, I believe. And there's only like 2 or 3 303 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:12,180 Wally's in the nation. There's like two in Missouri and one 304 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:17,060 in Illinois or something like that. But we had passed one and didn't 305 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:21,460 know what it was, and we went back and stopped in and it was glorious. 306 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:25,940 Like the food was fantastic. It was like one third grocery store, 307 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:31,820 one third, uh, hot deli or like, you know, like they all the sandwiches, 308 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:34,170 They did their own sandwiches. They did their own pizza. 309 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:38,090 Um, they had all their own beef jerky and all this and that. 310 00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:43,170 And then the other side was like department store, like, oh, you're 311 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:47,090 on vacation. You forgot a kayak. Come to Wally's and buy a kayak, you 312 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:50,410 know, or. I hate. When that happens. Going camping and you didn't 313 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:55,330 realize you needed a tent. Come by a ten family tent at Wally's. 314 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:59,410 You know, like, just it's just the most bizarre 315 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:02,570 things that you could buy there. And they were there, 316 00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:05,690 and but we had a great time. We bought a shit ton of stuff, 317 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:09,610 and the food was great. So I can only imagine. Bucky's right. 318 00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:13,250 It's like held on this pedestal. So yeah, it better be better. 319 00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:16,890 I'll be able to report back in a couple weeks. Yeah. 320 00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:20,850 Bucky's, you got some living up to do. Better, better live up to it. 321 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:23,970 That's so funny. I love that there's Bucky's 322 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:28,810 knockoffs. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good times. Uh, yeah. 323 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:32,200 I've never been to one. and I'm excited to hear how it goes. 324 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,480 I'm excited to hear about the Bucky's brisket. 325 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,000 We're gonna have to drive, like an hour and a half out of like, 326 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,040 we're gonna stay in Louisville. We gotta drive an hour and a 327 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,440 half away just to get to this. Bucky's is Bucky's the main 328 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:49,080 point of the trip? Um, not the main point, but the 329 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:54,280 kids have been wanting to go for, like, 2 or 3 years. Wow. 330 00:20:54,640 --> 00:21:00,040 And there's actually a sign as you go to get on the freeway here, 331 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,880 it's like 43. You head south and there's a sign 332 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:10,480 that says Bucky's 469 miles and we for 60. We think it's like Tennessee. 333 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,480 And I think that's where the closest one to us technically is. 334 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,200 But yeah, just bizarre. So they always see the sign. 335 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,120 We always see the sign. We're, you know, 336 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,720 going south and. Sure. Yeah, they're actually going to 337 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,240 put one in Wisconsin in like 2027. But who wants to wait. Right. 338 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,630 Not worth it. No. No, sir. Come on. No. Yeah. 339 00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:34,790 Well, what a good dad you are. Well, you know, I try. 340 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:38,030 Well, bring me back a Bucky's hat. I'll send you one. 341 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,590 Along with all the beer. I'll send you beer just so you 342 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,550 feel obligated to send me. I'll get you some beer from 343 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:46,430 Bucky's and a hat. And maybe. Maybe they have their own beer. 344 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:49,670 Who knows? Oh, my God, if they do now, I'm. 345 00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:52,790 If they do have their own beer, I am. Now I'm gonna have to check. 346 00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:56,710 Okay, I will check. Yeah, you got it. Just for you. Because that would be. 347 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,070 That would be a great show if we could drink some Bucky's beer. 348 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:04,190 Because it is officially birthday month for the both of us, right? 349 00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:06,590 Six month of the year. Best month of the year. Yeah. 350 00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:10,270 And in fact, I was about to say, as this drops, it's like the day 351 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:13,910 before your birthday, I think. No, it's like a couple days 352 00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:17,110 before your birthday. Yeah. Yeah. When this drops, it's like. 353 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,630 Four days before your birthday. Five, five, five days. 354 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:24,270 I don't know what that is. Um, so happy birthday to Flex. 355 00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:26,470 Thanks, man. This will drop the second. 356 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,020 My birthday is the Birthdays. Seventh. 357 00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:30,700 And, uh, nobody's sending me anything. 358 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:37,140 Maybe I already have. Damn it. Or maybe I haven't. Who knows? 359 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:45,100 I certainly hope it's the latter. My birthday present to Flex is not 360 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,460 sending him a birthday present. What does it say? 361 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,460 Or send me beer when you know I'm leaving. 362 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:55,140 So it gets delivered and sits on my porch for a week. 363 00:22:57,820 --> 00:23:00,540 It's all nice and warm when you get back. Talk about beer. Science. 364 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,100 Yeah, we had that happen to us with wine. 365 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:08,540 One of our wine clubs is very local, and the winemaker texted me while 366 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:10,460 we were at the lake was like, hey, I'm dropping off your wine. 367 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:13,740 I was like, hey, we're not back till tomorrow night. Can you hold off? 368 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:15,940 Like, we'll pick it up from you, like don't worry about it. 369 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:19,420 And he's like, oh yeah, I'll drop it by later this week. 370 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,620 And then the next day, while we're on the lake, 371 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:24,020 I miss some text messages. They're like, is it okay to drop it 372 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:26,690 off? Well, I dropped it off anyways. I'm like, oh God, it's sitting on 373 00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:31,730 my porch. It's 85 degrees out. Fantastic. Love me some boiled wine. 374 00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:38,130 At least you know it's sterilized. So we'll see how that turns out. 375 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,570 Ooh. Ooh. All right, before I tell you 376 00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:43,690 what I'm drinking, uh, Scott sent this over. Thanks, Scott. 377 00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:49,730 Or should I say thank you? Scott. Love it. Uh, what? You. 378 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,570 I'm gonna ask you the question, actually. What? 379 00:23:51,570 --> 00:23:58,450 US states drink the most alcohol per person. Per person. Whoo! 380 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:01,570 I fully expected to see Wisconsin on here. 381 00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:04,650 I, I didn't want to, like, brag, so I didn't want to, like, 382 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:08,730 guess Wisconsin, but I would assume at least top ten. 383 00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:11,650 I only got the top three. Oh. Top three. That's tough. 384 00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:14,170 I'm sure Wisconsin's top ten. Otherwise they're gonna kill 385 00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:16,410 themselves. Um, I would have to assume, 386 00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:21,970 like Wisconsin, California, and then something weird, like, uh, Oregon 387 00:24:21,970 --> 00:24:27,600 or Wyoming or something like that. So number one was New Hampshire. 388 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,360 Okay. At 4.43 gallons of booze per person, 389 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,360 per year, per year. Okay. I'm like only four and a half 390 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,480 gallons. That's not that much. Yeah. And you're the most. Okay. 391 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:44,200 Uh, coming second was Delaware. 4.4 gallons. Jeez. 392 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,160 East coast, killing it. And then third was Washington, 393 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,000 DC, at just over four gallons. That's very interesting. Yes. 394 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000 I have a feeling you'll know the lowest. Uh, Utah. There it is. 395 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,120 1.3 gallons. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. 396 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,560 No, no one's surprised by that Delaware thing. 397 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,320 Makes me laugh, though, because it's like, 398 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,080 what else are you gonna do? Sure. And then the old classic Wayne's 399 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:14,120 World. Oh, I'm in Delaware. Well, the thing about New Hampshire 400 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,520 is, I think the numbers are skewed. I found out New Hampshire 401 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:22,120 doesn't have any alcohol taxes. Okay, so I'm sure anybody who 402 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:26,220 lives on the border is crossing state lines to buy their alcohol. 403 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:31,140 Yeah, I would say that's probably 100% skewed. Yeah. So. 404 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:34,020 And isn't that really. For. Who's on the border in New Hampshire? 405 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:36,300 That's not Delaware. It's not you. Delaware is it? 406 00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:40,460 I don't remember, I'm not a mathematician. 407 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:45,420 I mean, a mathematician. Mathematician. That's a thing. 408 00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:47,860 Sounds legit. If you say it confidently, 409 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:52,620 people will believe you. Oh, I'm actually gonna Google this. 410 00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:56,300 Yeah, a little bit away from Delaware. Yeah, it's a little bit. 411 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:59,100 So, Delaware. You're lucky. Yeah, yeah. 412 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:02,260 In fact, a lot of it away from Delaware. Pretty north ish. 413 00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:06,380 But it is close to DC. Who's number three? Okay. Yeah. 414 00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:10,860 But not, like, close enough to jump the border or anything. 415 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:15,140 Maybe close enough to be worth the no tax, I don't know. Yeah. 416 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:19,380 Who's around? New Hampshire, New York, Vermont, 417 00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:25,650 Maine. Rhode Island. Massachusetts. Maybe those fucking bastards are 418 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:28,090 coming over. The Van Doozers are coming over to New 419 00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:32,890 Hampshire to get their fucking Van Doozers. The fucking Van Doozers. 420 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:37,650 We need a pallet of bush lights. Get to work, you Van Doozers. 421 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:40,930 I don't know why they became white trash with the bush light. 422 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:45,050 Yeah, you totally ruined that. Sorry, sorry. Van Doozers, I'm very. 423 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:47,290 Tired. One year. One. One day, people will know what 424 00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:51,650 we're talking about. Never. But I think I still have that. 425 00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:55,530 But also, if you know what a Van Duzer is, congratulations. You win. 426 00:26:56,170 --> 00:26:59,090 You do win because it's sort of nothing but sort of something. 427 00:26:59,090 --> 00:27:03,570 I would say it's it's something because. Isn't it really the dozers. 428 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:08,050 I don't know. It's they called van dozers. Yeah. 429 00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:15,210 They're just the dozers. No. Hold on. Van Doozers is something we made 430 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:19,490 up based on the dozers. They say attention, van dozers. 431 00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:25,280 No, it's the dozers, damn it! Oh, no! Dozer, it's the dozers! 432 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:30,160 Oh. We added the van. Well, you know, I'm just. 433 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,800 I'm having an off day. I knew we made some of that up. 434 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,040 Oh, man. Oh, dear. All right, well, I need to fucking 435 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,360 drink a little beer over here. 436 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:49,320 He calls to the bullpen for beer. Yeah. He does. 437 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:56,280 I am drinking Anchorage Brewing companies within us. 438 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:03,600 Imperial slash double New England Hazy IPA. This cannot is pretty dope. 439 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,880 They have, well. Some of the best can art I've 440 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,000 ever seen. I actually might have had this 441 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:15,120 beer about five years ago. Oh, I won in a giveaway on Instagram 442 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:20,750 which gave me a Tavour gift card and I'm pretty positive I drink. 443 00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:23,030 I ordered that and drink it off. Tavour how funny. 444 00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:25,350 Well, this is five years old. It's been in a closet now I'm 445 00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:29,630 only giving it a 3.5. Well deserved, well deserved. 446 00:28:29,910 --> 00:28:32,510 Well deserved. It's the beer's fault. Not your fault. 447 00:28:32,550 --> 00:28:40,950 Yeah, yeah, 100%. Uh, 8.4%. 70 IBUs and A422 with well over 8000. 448 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:44,950 In fact, 8800 ratings. Wow. 4.22 on all it says is brewed 449 00:28:44,950 --> 00:28:49,830 with Galaxy and Simcoe hops. We dig it on the nose buds. Yeah. 450 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:53,270 What's that smell like getting? I think that's passion fruit. 451 00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:56,950 Uh, and maybe a little like grapefruit. Some citrus behind it. 452 00:28:57,150 --> 00:29:00,030 Okay. It's good. It's light, but it's it's, uh, tasty 453 00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:02,230 smelling. I'm gonna dig in here. I did drink this. 454 00:29:02,830 --> 00:29:05,910 How long ago was it? Five years. Uh, April 18th, 2020. 455 00:29:05,950 --> 00:29:08,030 Literally five years ago. Yeah. That's amazing. 456 00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:11,630 I'll tell you what I rated it after you tell me. Okay. That's fair. 457 00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:15,550 Uh, on the on the Tongue-jobber really follow suit. 458 00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:19,100 It's definitely some passion fruit. Something citrusy. It's bitter. 459 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:22,180 So I'm thinking grapefruit and or like an orange pith type of 460 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:25,340 situation. Uh, real. They say it's a hazy, but it's. 461 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:28,140 It's pretty. See through. It's not that hazy. 462 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:31,020 It's like, uh, juicy. It's like unfiltered. Yeah. 463 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:34,580 Juicy light body, though. It's nice for being a double. 464 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:38,380 It's a real light bodied beer. Not too malty. Real easy to drink. 465 00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:41,460 Isn't my favorite. No, but am I enjoying it? Yes. 466 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,980 Um, I don't know that I give this a four, two, two. 467 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,500 That feels a little generous. I would give this, like, 468 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:49,220 a high three. Like, if I could, 469 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:53,820 I'd give it a 3.8. Okay. What? Did you rate. It? I rated it a 3.5. 470 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:56,260 I think for being a double New England. 471 00:29:56,420 --> 00:30:00,340 And I do remember this beer because it was a lot more bitter than I 472 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:07,340 expected. It does have 70 IBS. Yes. So that threw me off and I did 473 00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:11,020 enjoy it. I do remember that, but I far from 474 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:15,970 loved it, but I, I enjoyed it. You said you would give it A38 38 475 00:30:16,490 --> 00:30:21,250 and out of my collective friends on Untapped Collective three, 476 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:26,170 seven, eight. Are right on. The right on the nose. Yeah. 477 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:30,370 Uh, would I pay Tavour prices for this again? I don't think so. 478 00:30:30,770 --> 00:30:33,610 But if I was at a beer bar and I saw it on tap, would I drink it? 479 00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:37,370 Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Anchorage Brewing cannot. 480 00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:42,690 If you've never seen it, look it up. It costs drecker tenfold. 481 00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:46,210 Yeah, it's really cool. It's. It's always black and white and, 482 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:51,090 uh, just. Very detailed drawings of, 483 00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:54,730 I would say, bizarre. Yeah. I think this one. Combination. 484 00:30:54,770 --> 00:31:00,730 Bird with a human skull inside of it. Yeah. It's just it's amazing. 485 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:03,730 Like, what's the point of it? Who knows? 486 00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:08,730 I'm sure it's symbolism, but well, within us, I get it. Um, yeah. 487 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:12,650 And it even says Art by massive face. That must be the artist. Cool. 488 00:31:12,690 --> 00:31:15,200 Massive face. What a cool artist name? Yeah. 489 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,080 Uh. All right. A little news for you out of here. 490 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,440 You know, uh, Busch Light released that apple garbage a few months. 491 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,520 I know what you're gonna say. They released now Busch light Lime. 492 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,040 Yeah. Did you. Have it? I did not. I saw it at the store today, 493 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,320 and I just kind of, you know, chuckled when I saw it. 494 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,760 That's all I did. I have I have not seen either in 495 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,240 the wild. The apple or the. What about the peach? 496 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,560 Have you ever seen the peach? I didn't know they had a peach. 497 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,240 Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure they have the peach, 498 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,360 the apple, and now the lime, apparently. 499 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,480 Yeah, I've seen none of the Busch Light flavors in the wild. 500 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:56,720 Well, if I see, like, a single can. Please do not send me Busch. Light. 501 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:03,520 That is not worth the shipping bucks. You can send me Busch Light, 502 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,920 though, unless you're already sending me Bucky's beer. 503 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:13,300 Do not pay for the shipping. Oh, okay. Okay. Not worth it. 504 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:15,780 BrewDog. Oh so sad. Couldn't have happened to a 505 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:18,260 nicer company. BrewDog closes their Cincinnati 506 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:22,420 outpost. Oh shit. Oh. And I'm going there. 507 00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:27,660 It's gonna ruin your trip. Oh, shoot. You're gonna have to drink much 508 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:31,500 better beer. Where am I gonna go now? Bucky's. Get some Bucky beers. 509 00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:35,580 We don't even know if it exists. I feel like a place as big as 510 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:37,820 they are. It's gotta be. Gotta have something. 511 00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:40,460 Yeah, even if their contract. That's what I'm assuming. 512 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,860 It is, you know? Yeah, but a can. We should look this up. 513 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:46,020 The beaver on it. That'd be pretty. Neat. Yeah. 514 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:50,700 Who doesn't like a little beaver? Have you ever had malort? Yes. 515 00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:54,260 It's one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth. 516 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,940 I've never had it. I've only heard the tales. 517 00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:00,820 So it's derived from, like, the origin is like Chicago, right? 518 00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:04,420 Well, it's not from Chicago, but it's like a huge deal in Chicago. 519 00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:09,180 I had some buddies who, while I was all married and having kids, 520 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:13,970 they were still single and going out. And this was, I don't know, 521 00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:19,810 I'd say 7 or 8 years ago. And apparently it was a it was still 522 00:33:19,810 --> 00:33:23,610 a thing, but obviously it had like a huge rush with social media in 523 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:28,130 the last couple of years. Right. Um, but they would, I guess, 524 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:32,050 order it for fun, like a joke when they were out. 525 00:33:32,370 --> 00:33:34,170 And I had a friend who bought a bottle. 526 00:33:34,570 --> 00:33:38,290 So we went to his house and he was pouring everybody these shots, and we 527 00:33:38,290 --> 00:33:42,810 were like, oh, okay, like whatever. And we took the shot and it was like, 528 00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:47,730 how can I describe it? It was like black licorice gasoline. 529 00:33:49,730 --> 00:33:53,530 I read one thing that said it's a mixture of black licorice, um, 530 00:33:53,650 --> 00:33:56,330 spoiled grapefruit and acetone. So that tracks. 531 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:59,770 Yeah, it's it's pretty terrible. And that's all I've ever heard. 532 00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:05,410 And people will buy it just because it's like. 533 00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:07,530 Like I said, it's like a joke. It's like funny. 534 00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:10,400 And I don't think I've ever met anybody who actually enjoys it, 535 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:15,040 but I'm sure there's somebody. I'm sure the closest I've ever 536 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:20,320 come to Malort was, um, after we, as a show, got kicked out of the 537 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,520 really stupid booze league, Football League. 538 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,800 Because, um, I fucked with Wiley and added Nick to our team. Nice. 539 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:32,720 That that's a story in itself. He lost his shit and started crying. 540 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,600 Anyways, uh, they kicked us out and it was all 541 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,440 booze league people after that. And that's when they let Nick 542 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,800 back in the league. And he the punishments that year, 543 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,880 one of them was you had to do a shot of Malort. 544 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,720 And Nick ended up doing a shot of Malort and said it was 545 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:51,720 fucking horrible. Yeah. That tracks the tracks 100%. 546 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:57,320 Yeah, well, Malort and Voodoo Ranger are teaming 547 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:03,120 up for Voodoo Ranger Roulette. New Belgium's Voodoo Ranger label 548 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,600 is Collabing with Jeppson's Malort on a limited edition roulette IPA 549 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,790 that brings a bit of mystery to the six pack that you'll crack. 550 00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:15,550 Here's how it works. Four of the six cans are regular 551 00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:20,110 Voodoo Ranger Juicy Hayes IPA for those who tempt fate. 552 00:35:20,590 --> 00:35:25,950 Two of the cans are a Malort inspired IPA with Liquor's 553 00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:31,950 signature Bitter Wormwood flavor. All six cans look exactly the same. 554 00:35:32,550 --> 00:35:36,870 So you're spending six pack money for a four pack of beer. 555 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:40,710 And a two pack of puke. That's gross. Yeah. Uh. 556 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:45,470 These limited edition roulette packs launched last week at New 557 00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:49,430 Belgium's Fort Collins Liquid Center. So do yourself a favor and avoid 558 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:52,830 these. Yeah, I don't. It sounds like a fun party thing, 559 00:35:52,830 --> 00:35:55,230 though. It would be kind of fun, but I'd 560 00:35:55,230 --> 00:35:59,430 have to have been drinking already. Do you think so, voodoo Ranger? 561 00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:03,990 That's like a high ABV two. Or it's like, uh. Yeah. 562 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:06,950 Usually they're up in the sevens. Sevens to, uh. 563 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:11,700 I think they do like 9.2. No, no, they. Pretty good. Range. 564 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,900 They do 7 to 9 and a half. That's what it is. 565 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:19,540 So I'm curious if it's the ABV of a regular voodoo ranger or. 566 00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:21,940 I'm guessing it is. Otherwise the can would look 567 00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:25,860 different. I guess you're right. Well, they wouldn't have to put 568 00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:28,980 it on the can, apparently, because some breweries don't. 569 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:31,100 But yeah, who knows. It's in Colorado. 570 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:35,820 Colorado's got laws. Yeah, they ain't lawless. Uh, yeah. 571 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:38,020 It's not like Florida or some shit. But if somebody, 572 00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:42,500 if you were somewhere and somebody had purchased these. 573 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:48,860 Yeah. Would you play the game? Probably I definitely would. 574 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:51,420 I wouldn't say I would drink at all because I. 575 00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:54,820 Know I'm not guaranteed out. Yeah. I wouldn't pound it or anything, 576 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:56,820 but like would I, I would purchase I'd try it. 577 00:36:56,820 --> 00:37:00,540 Yeah I'd participate for sure. Yeah, I'd give it a shot and 578 00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:03,900 hope for the best. Man, I wish you've had malort before. 579 00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:07,410 Maybe it's better than I haven't. it. Maybe it wouldn't be so open to the 580 00:37:07,410 --> 00:37:10,490 game if I had. I don't know, man. It's just I don't know. 581 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:13,010 It's all about the game and how you play it. It's the worst. 582 00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:17,850 But the wormwood, that's like. What? Uh, absinthe is made from two, 583 00:37:17,890 --> 00:37:22,730 right? Exactly. Yes. Rogue is gonna start dabbling. 584 00:37:22,730 --> 00:37:25,850 Rogue Ales and Spirits is the latest craft brewer to get into the 585 00:37:25,850 --> 00:37:30,730 intoxicating hemp beverage segment. The brewery just released two 586 00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:34,450 offerings BlackBerry cucumber and pineapple guava. That sounds good. 587 00:37:34,810 --> 00:37:40,850 Uh, each containing ten milligrams of hemp derived THC and ten milligrams 588 00:37:40,850 --> 00:37:44,370 of CBD per 12 ounce can, companies said. 589 00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:49,850 Both are made with nano emulsified cannabinoids for faster onset. 590 00:37:50,090 --> 00:37:53,170 That's a good idea. Faster onset? Yes, because I feel like. 591 00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:55,650 Yeah, hopefully it prevents you from drinking a second one by. Accident. 592 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:57,850 I think one of the worst things. About. 593 00:37:58,090 --> 00:38:03,490 Like the THC or delta variant beverages is you drink it and 594 00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:05,640 you're like an hour, an hour and a half later and you're like, 595 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:10,920 all right, like any time now. And then you take like, uh, 596 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,960 three sips of that second can and you're like, fuck. 597 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,600 If I can send out one PSA to to people who have never done edibles 598 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:24,480 before, it's wait an hour and a half after you've had it. Yeah. 599 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,960 I think everyone at some point in their life has been like, 600 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,520 this isn't hitting me. I will have more now, 601 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,800 I guarantee. You're right too. I've done. It happened to. Me. 602 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,520 You did it with the seltzer? Yeah, definitely happened to me. 603 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,360 Yeah. I had an ex-girlfriend. Who? Um, we got some cookies one time, 604 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,240 and I even told her. I said, these are strong. 605 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:48,960 Have one and wait. And I saw her, like, 606 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,440 a few days later, and she was like, I didn't listen. I had three cookies. 607 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:57,000 I was like, Holy shit, it was a night. 608 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,160 I kind of wish I was there for it, but, uh. 609 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:05,150 Yeah, I feel like it would have made like 24 hours feel like 72 hours. 610 00:39:06,630 --> 00:39:10,270 Or maybe you just pass out and have a great time. Maybe. Who knows? 611 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:13,190 All right, 4th of July is coming up. We've got some 4th of July 612 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:16,110 numbers and fun facts for you. First the numbers. 613 00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:20,550 70% of consumers plan to celebrate July 4th. 614 00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:27,990 Only 44% plan to purchase alcohol. I'm already part of the 44% I 615 00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,590 already. You've already purchased ahead 616 00:39:29,590 --> 00:39:34,910 of time. Smart. Yeah, I have not purchased yet. 617 00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:37,670 As this drops, I probably will have my man. 618 00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:41,310 We're gonna. We're gonna stay home. Uh, you know, we discovered last 619 00:39:41,310 --> 00:39:44,670 year that worked perfect for Marty. The pups. 620 00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:49,630 He hates fireworks, but he does not give a shit about explosions on TV. 621 00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:56,390 Okay. So we stayed home. We marathoned action movies, we did 622 00:39:56,390 --> 00:40:01,070 laundry, and we did dishes all night. And it drowned out the noise of 623 00:40:01,070 --> 00:40:05,330 the fireworks. Interesting. It was the best 4th of July he's 624 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:11,570 ever had. Okay, okay. Yeah. I can respect that. Yeah. 625 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:13,690 So we'll be repeating. And of course, like, you know, 626 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:16,530 we'll we'll drink while we're watching our movies and we'll 627 00:40:16,530 --> 00:40:19,410 probably throw some brats or something on the, on the grill. 628 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:22,650 Do anything like during the day. You know, earlier we'll probably 629 00:40:22,650 --> 00:40:25,010 take him for a walk. So he's he's had some outside 630 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,450 time and that kind of stuff. But I mean, like you and Shannon, 631 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:30,650 like you guys do. You go over to Nick and Kelly's, 632 00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:36,170 like, pool time. Like do you? We used to, um, a couple things have 633 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:40,690 happened. One, it wasn't worth it. Like we've we did a few Fourth 634 00:40:40,690 --> 00:40:43,250 of July's at their house. And when I say it was worth I mean 635 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:45,570 from the standpoint and like, you know, 636 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:49,090 we try to keep him in the house. But their neighbors, 637 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:52,450 they live in Simi Valley where all the rednecks are okay. 638 00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:57,570 And their neighbors every year try to outdo themselves. 639 00:40:57,570 --> 00:41:00,680 And the fireworks situation has only gotten worse and worse. Okay. 640 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,280 And so it's just it's not worth it anymore. 641 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,120 We used to stay at night, and then, you know, 642 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,080 he would hate us and himself because. He would take Marty there. 643 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,720 We'd take him with him. Oh, okay. Because we didn't want him to be here 644 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:17,960 by himself, freaking out by himself. But I think that was probably just 645 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,440 as bad because he's freaking out. At least he was with us. 646 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,960 It was our thought the last couple times we were there. 647 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,320 Like we tried to leave by like 5 or 530 for two reasons. 648 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,720 One, the fireworks and two, um, you know, we didn't want to get 649 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,200 drunk. You don't. I don't ever want to drink and drive 650 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,880 on a holiday, because that's when the cops are the worst. Right? Yeah. 651 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,600 And Ubers are super expensive. And so, like, we'd leave by like, 652 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,880 five, five, 30, and then even that wasn't working out so well. 653 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,040 So last year we did the whole stay at home and movies and laundry 654 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,120 and dishes and all that stuff, and that was the best for him. 655 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,040 And and it's fine. I don't need to go out and see 656 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,160 fireworks. Honestly, if I wanted to watch 657 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,160 fireworks, I'd rather go to Disneyland. They do the best. 658 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,480 They do the absolute best. Yeah. So in fact, 659 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:02,070 there's been times where we've been at fireworks shows and I play the 660 00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:06,110 Disney fireworks music on my phone. Jesus. It makes it so much better. 661 00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:11,310 I'm fucking. Stupid. Uh, yeah. So we'll be we'll be hanging out 662 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:14,150 inside, I think is is probably the plan. 663 00:42:14,190 --> 00:42:16,870 Right on. Action movie marathon. We were just talking today. 664 00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:18,630 You know, the new Jurassic Park movies coming out. 665 00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:22,750 We think we might go back and watch all the old Jurassic Park movies. 666 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:25,550 We also haven't seen the two latest ones. We might catch up. 667 00:42:25,590 --> 00:42:28,150 I haven't either, I. I honestly haven't seen anything 668 00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:30,790 past Jurassic Park. Oh, you've only seen the first one. 669 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:36,350 Oh, yeah. I saw all the originals. Plus the first one that Chris 670 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:38,670 Pratt did. Was it like, was it Jurassic Park two 671 00:42:38,670 --> 00:42:42,390 and then Lost World or something? I think so, and then there was 672 00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:46,350 like one more, I think. And then Chris Pratt one and then 673 00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:48,990 there was like, there's two that I haven't seen, not including the 674 00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:51,190 one that's about to come out. So we're thinking we might do some, 675 00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:55,510 some playing catch up on the Jurassic Parks. Heck yeah. Yeah. 676 00:42:56,270 --> 00:42:57,780 Uh, and then real quick before we get out here. 677 00:42:57,820 --> 00:43:04,860 4th of July fun facts $8.9 billion is the amount Americans plan to 678 00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:11,580 spend on 4th of July food. Uh. Yeah, I'll co-sign that. Yeah. 679 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:15,220 Any guess as to how many hot dogs will be eaten on the 4th of July? 680 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:19,540 Are we talking units of hot dogs, or are we talking poundage of 681 00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:24,540 hot dogs? Units in the millions. In the millions? 682 00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:32,780 Millions of hot dogs. The millions. And hot dogs. Of the rocks. Dogs. 683 00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:38,500 I'm assuming it's, like, pretty high. Ah, is it in the hundred millions? 684 00:43:38,940 --> 00:43:42,700 Yes. Okay, so I'm gonna say something 685 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:49,140 like 630 million hot dogs. Okay. Way too much. Damn it. Yeah. 686 00:43:49,180 --> 00:43:54,540 Sorry. It's 150 million. Oh, yeah. In literally in the hundreds. Okay. 687 00:43:54,580 --> 00:44:00,970 It literally in the hundreds. Yeah, the 104 plus billion dollars is 688 00:44:00,970 --> 00:44:05,170 the amount that Americans plan to spend on 4th of July beer and wine. 689 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:08,210 Here's the thing. As a wine lover, we all know how 690 00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:13,090 classy I am. Classiest guy. I know why wine is not the beer 691 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:15,410 or not the beer. Wine is not the beverage I'm 692 00:44:15,410 --> 00:44:18,730 thinking of for the 4th of July. I don't think it works. 693 00:44:19,130 --> 00:44:21,970 No, it's a beer and seltzer kind of day. 694 00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:25,810 We did do mimosas one 4th of July. That was rad. 695 00:44:25,850 --> 00:44:28,690 Okay, I could start there. That was solid. Yeah. 696 00:44:28,730 --> 00:44:31,010 Start the morning off with some mimosas. But wine. 697 00:44:31,010 --> 00:44:33,850 I couldn't do wine. Yeah, it just doesn't. 698 00:44:34,330 --> 00:44:36,610 You know, maybe the chicks are doing white wine or something. 699 00:44:36,610 --> 00:44:39,130 I cannot drink white wine. It makes me want to throw up. 700 00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:42,330 I like I like white wine. Oh, I'm a red wine kind of guy. 701 00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:46,770 Through and through. $2.8 billion is the estimated 702 00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:49,690 amount spent on fireworks. We bought some of those today 703 00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:51,970 already. Are they legal where you are? 704 00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:58,480 Um, no. Okay. So they're not legal in 705 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,440 Milwaukee County, like to sell or anything to light off. 706 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,720 So we just had to drive like ten minutes away. 707 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,240 Oh, and then they are legal to sell to sell. 708 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,720 And then, you know, we don't get like huge ones. Right. 709 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:20,120 Because right size doesn't matter. And uh. I've got that tattooed. 710 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,280 Yeah. Same. And we, you know, we just do like a 711 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:28,200 little patio display when we get home from fireworks on the 4th of July. 712 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,280 And, you know, it's the kids enjoy it. 713 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,040 It's all for the kids, is what it is, right? 714 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,520 Of course, they're they're not legal, like, anywhere around us. 715 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,520 Well, very little. Yeah, I know, but I mean, I honestly, 716 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:46,440 I can't think where they are legal in California. There is one city. 717 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,520 I don't know how they get away with this in our county that 718 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:54,870 it's legal to sell them, but it's illegal to do them and 719 00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:58,190 people will. It's called Fillmore. People will go to Fillmore and 720 00:45:58,190 --> 00:46:00,990 buy their fireworks. And they're the smaller ones. 721 00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:03,510 They call them the safe and Sane fireworks. Okay. 722 00:46:04,190 --> 00:46:06,310 And you know, it's not. It's not just sparklers. 723 00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:09,270 They got the little things. You sit in the middle of the street, 724 00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,990 and it's more than sparklers. They're actual fireworks, 725 00:46:11,990 --> 00:46:14,630 but they're not like, you know, the shit you import from Mexico. 726 00:46:15,270 --> 00:46:19,470 And for some reason, they still sell them there, 727 00:46:19,470 --> 00:46:23,470 and people will still go buy them and do them everywhere but Fillmore, 728 00:46:23,510 --> 00:46:27,150 where it's not legal. I don't know how this is a thing in a 729 00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:30,670 county full of not legal fireworks. There's one city that somehow 730 00:46:30,670 --> 00:46:33,630 got grandfathered in. I guess that the irony is bizarre. 731 00:46:34,430 --> 00:46:38,630 It's. Yeah, it's so weird. But also California. Man. 732 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:42,030 Come on. Please don't. Please stop setting fires. Come on. 733 00:46:42,070 --> 00:46:47,110 Please. We don't need help. It happens enough on its own. 734 00:46:47,830 --> 00:46:55,290 That is just the worst idea. So bad. Uh, $4.7 million is the value of 735 00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:59,730 American flags that are imported annually. Imported. Imported. 736 00:46:59,770 --> 00:47:02,650 That's. Yeah. Yeah. You know, most of our flags are 737 00:47:02,650 --> 00:47:08,090 made in China. No joke. And 72.2 million is the number of 738 00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:12,490 people who travel over 50 miles from home for the 4th of July. 739 00:47:12,890 --> 00:47:16,170 Yeah. I'm like, no, thanks. That's a no from me. Yeah. 740 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:19,170 If people want to travel here 50 plus miles, that's fine. 741 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:24,210 But I am not going anywhere. No, no. And I feel like 4th of July is like a 742 00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:28,050 super lazy holiday, you know? Yeah. You you hang out, you barbecue, 743 00:47:28,090 --> 00:47:30,650 you get drunk. Yeah. Pool or, you know, 744 00:47:30,690 --> 00:47:34,450 just lay in the sun or, like, just. Maybe go to the park to see 745 00:47:34,490 --> 00:47:36,490 fireworks. We go to our old high school. 746 00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:38,010 That's where they set the fireworks off. 747 00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:43,210 And like, the football practice field area, and we post up chairs 748 00:47:43,210 --> 00:47:48,730 right in the high school field, and I bring some Cell C's and 749 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,480 Everybody brings beverages and some people camp out in their 750 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,360 trucks and they like tailgate the fireworks because it's like the 751 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:02,360 one day of the year where anything like the open intoxicants, 752 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:07,400 it's not legal, but it's, you know. But you outnumber the cops. 753 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,840 It's a 4th of July, you know, it's like. Right. Let freedom ring. Now. 754 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:16,640 I mean, I've, I've done similar activities. Let me ask you this. 755 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,800 Is it not the weirdest fucking thing to drink on school grounds? 756 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,480 It was kind of weird the first year I did it. Yeah. 757 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,800 Like, no matter how long it's been since you've been in school, 758 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:30,480 like to be at your school, drinking is real fucking weird. 759 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,720 What's really weird is that I've been out of high school for like 760 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:37,880 19 years this year. SH. That is what's really weird. 761 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,320 But yeah, the the drinking on school grounds. 762 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,960 I got used to it. Oh, okay. Yeah. Let's see. For me, it's 22 years. 763 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:53,030 Don't tell anybody. Shut up. You look great. Minus the hairline. 764 00:48:53,310 --> 00:48:57,830 It's genetics. Mhm. It's my mom's fault, I think. Right. 765 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:02,510 And now that mom's, I only see the back of her head. Yeah. 766 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:12,870 How dare you? Well played with that. We should hit some music. Oh, Jesus. 767 00:49:12,870 --> 00:49:15,190 All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Uh. 768 00:49:15,190 --> 00:49:21,830 Hi, Vanessa. Vanessa. Follow us. @CraftBeerRepublic @flex_me_a_beer 769 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:27,270 and scores in between. 80553. Beer. 2337. 770 00:49:27,670 --> 00:49:31,590 I think that's mostly everything. I hope everyone out there is staying 771 00:49:31,830 --> 00:49:35,750 very well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.