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Yes.

'I feel.

'I feel like 'I.

Wanna know?

ChelseyBD, how has your week been?

Hi Trey.

'I was thinking you were gonna ask me that and 'I was like, what am 'I gonna talk about this week?

'I don't know.

Time is just going by 'I.

Don't know what else to say about it.

I'm trying to think if there was like A' main event this week.

Oh, my nephew 'I, he's exploring art.

He like, he really likes to draw and he's getting quite good.

He's like seven and now he's obsessed with DJ Marshmallow who 'I didn't know who that was.

'I Drew DJ marshmallow, but apparently, yeah.

There you go.

Tri.

We're getting old.

Is that A' Cartoon or A'?

Person

No, DJ marshmallow is apparently A' 'I.

Listen, 'I haven't done too much research on him, but from what 'I know or 'I should

Like A' A' hat that covers their whole face and makes 'em look like A' marshmallow with like X

X is over the 'I.

I've

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So apparently that's all the rage now,

Got it.

so, you know, I'm okay with it.

I'm okay with not knowing all the trends, 'I, 'I I've, I've come to tell myself.

Yeah.

'I feel that way.

'I feel that way about A'.

Lot of things.

Maybe like 'I struggle with it more than you do.

Maybe it's easier for you, but 'I shouldn't speak for you.

Yeah.

'I don't think 'I really care that much now.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

That seems right with your personality.

, how about your week?

My week's good.

You know, we are chugging along.

Next week is the beginning of Hanukkah and Christmas is around the corner, so you know

You know when this airs, David and 'I will have just gotten back from another

The PGA Hotel 'I

that might come up in A' minute.

pin that put A' little cushion over there.

What is that?

Put A'.

Little

Put A' little pin in that.

Put A', put

A' little pin in that.

Yeah.

Put A' pin in that

A' pin in that

But yeah, life's good.

You know, 'I love our dogs and everything's good.

It is really cold.

It's cold.

It is cold.

It's even cold here.

'I know that 'I shouldn't complain as much, but I've been going through the sweater inventory so,

Oh yes, for sure.

Well, why don't we heat things up cuz I'm really itching too.

Lodge, A, Complaint.

'I mentioned to listening.

'I what?

You you wanna say that again?

'I to Listen.

Trey

I'm itching and description in

Oh man.

All right, so 'I need to Lodge A' Complaint against something

When you are in the car and you look over and you can see another driver operating

Oh

'I cannot handle it.

When you catch someone in the act, do you mean

When it isn't even being caught, when they aren't even

they're

hesitant, they're not caring, they're advert about it.

They are like overt.

They are expert about being A', marshmallow man with their texting phones.

'I, can't!, 'I, can't!, 'I can't handle it.

Like my 'I have an instant impulse to shame them.

And then, but then that's like, but 'I have to be paying attention to the road over here.

But it happens.

I'm distracted by your distraction.

Yes.

And 'I don't even understand.

Like, don't most cars have the like ability to like, yeah.

So 'I 'I don't understand it.

'I remember one time we had an Uber and.

The Uber driver had like on their iPhone, like it was cradled in A' cradle on the windshield, right.

With the directions, cuz it was like A' lift or whatever, where it's like part

And they had A' little like floating window A' on top of the directions that was playing A' movie.

What?

Yes.

watching A' movie while they were driving you.

Yeah.

That's crazy

Isn't that insanity?

So that's different because I'm in the car and 'I can actually say something.

But my Complaint is when you catch drivers on their phones, like

And even if they are sure, like don't text and drive, what are we doing?

my God.

Those commercials are horrifying though.

You know, the ones don't let your last text be almost there, you know, but like,

Well, it reminds me of the PSAs when 'I was A' kid of like, this is your brain.

This is your brain

A' drugs with A' frying pan.

Yes, exactly.

So ominous.

Anyway, that's my Complaint.

'I, hear you.

Totally valid.

'I get very nervous when I'm driving with someone especially, and they start doing that.

It's like very stressful.

And even when you're not like driving with that person, but they're right

So, ugh, horrible poo poo.

Don't do it.

don't do it.

At least do the Bluetooth talking.

We've talked about this.

Okay.

'I don't wanna have to worry about you guys driving.

Just take care of yourselves.

All right, ChelseyBD, what's your Complaint this week?

'I.

Gotta complain.

All right.

We fill out A' lot of forms online these days, right?

We talk about it.

Jenny Hoof.

Nico called in about all the medical forms she had.

A' fill out.

So you know when you're filling out A' form, you fill out the whole thing and it's

You do all the hoop line, jump through all the hoops, and then you get to the

like grayed out and you can't press submit and then you're like met with this conundrum because

Like you've inserted it.

So you're like, what do 'I do at this point?

Like do 'I try to copy and paste all the content off?

Well, sometimes that doesn't work.

Sometimes it's like multiple choice or like just like done in A' way where 'I can't do that.

So 'I have no choice but to refresh the.

And so 'I do, and you lose everything.

You lose everything.

You have to start over again.

Why?

Wait, this literally happened to me over the week.

oh my God.

It was like an interview thing that was like 45 questions long.

God.

There was no save button,

Yeah, there's no save.

Uhuh.

'I.

Think it was jot form.

It was like populated by the A' website called Jot form.

Did you, what was yours?

Do you even know?

it might have been that 'I.

Just feel like it's always something.

Sometimes it's A' Google form.

Sometimes it's A' jot form.

Sometimes it's just an embedded form, but whatever it is,

And that's just A' Bug, right?

Like it's A' Bug where it doesn't catch that you can submit it.

Yeah, something like maybe it thinks that you didn't type something

But like then I'll like check A' million times and be like, 'I put all the

You know what 'I mean?

well, don't you think that if you were the creator of an online multi-question

you would

it seem like A' glaring

'I.

Think in auto save, like as A' built in backup.

Seems like the right idea.

We're in that part of our technology as A' culture now, where

Yeah, have an auto save.

Very frustrating.

So anyway, I've been like holding onto that because, whew.

So that's what I'm lodging my Complaint against this week.

'I.

Hear you.

That is very frustrating.

All right, well let's exhale that and.

please.

Whew.

Let it go.

Well, ChelseyBD 'I think it's time for us to get A' little heated against one another

ChelseyBD, would you like to go, Hey, hunter head,

Yes, 'I would.

Trey.

right.

Let.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Today is another versus episode.

Woo.

ChelseyBD and 'I today will be covering both A' one star and

This week's topic, pull that pin out cuz we are gonna be covering the Bogata hotel, casino and

'I am very, very familiar with her.

That's right for this versus episode, 'I have selected the one star, and

So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that quota.

Uh oh.

So I'll say tails.

Okay?

It's tails.

You always win.

And 'I always lose at this game.

So that

true?

'I feel like yes.

yeah.

Cuz 'I feel like you're, you've been going first.

A' lot.

'I feel 'I.

Don't know what's happening.

But either way, you are going first my Queen.

So we are going to hear the five star review first, and as Trey mentioned, we are covering the

At the time, which I've been to, and it's lovely at the time of this recording, the Bogata has

Not terrible.

According to the internet, Bogata opened in July, 2003 and is the top grossing

431 feet tall and is visible from many miles away due to its facade of reflective gold glass.

Oh.

The 161,000 square foot casino floor offers about 4,000 slot machines, A'

The hotel features 2,798 rooms and is the largest hotel in the state of New Jersey.

Wow.

'I didn't even know that.

So with all that background and phone in mind, let's jump in.

Review That, Review.

We haven't even, um, discussed our previous after show.

If you are not A', member of the Patreon, this is another shameless plug, but we

Hilarious.

But we also did discuss on the after show how ChelseyBD was in attendance

it's true.

'I was there.

So that 'I just think that's interesting.

So

I've been going to the Bogota since 'I was A' kid, so I'm gonna try to

I've been there like within A' year, but maybe people have different experiences than 'I do.

Well, don't feel defensive yet cuz I've got the five star.

you're right, you're right, you're right.

'I also wanna share the Bogota actually has two different spas

There's, well, there's the water club and then there's the main tower.

And the main tower has A' Spa, and then the Water Club has A' two floor

Okay.

Okay.

This is Jennifer a's Five Star Yelp review for the Briga.

This was written around four years ago.

It says, and Jennifer A' is an elite.

Here we go.

'I love their many pools, and 'I am so thankful that they have kid-free pools.

When 'I peaked into the pool on the third floor of the Bogota Tower, 'I died.

A' little.

Everywhere were kids, kids, kids, kids, kids kids.

'I was happy to chill in the 21 plus pools and just have peace.

The room was nice and clean, but the view was not good.

'I was overlooking A' roof and it was blah.

The feeling 'I got staying in my room was comfort.

Bed was comfy and pillows were plush.

Definitely go watch the comedy club.

'I had two free tickets thanks to my Vegas rewards.

And with each comedian, you just laugh more and more.

'I didn't know 'I could laugh this much from A' Comedy Club go half an

'I was sitting in my seat 40 minutes before it started and 'I was in the third row middle.

With the wristbands for the pool, you can enjoy the pools on the day you arrive, and you can

For entrance, they don't have A' Kitty arcade, Bogota is off the boardwalk.

I've never been happier.

All 'I needed were the pools and.

'I see people complaining about this $5 self parking, but Bogota is definitely the nicest

Last time 'I paid $5 for parking at ha's, and that place is not even worth $1 parking.

I've stayed in all casino and AC and Borga is the only one that screams out luxury and is super

Their outdoor pool by Bobby flas brings back my memories of Miami and the

Thanks Bogata for all that relaxation without sand in my butt.

Mm-hmm.

'I, glad there was no sand in your.

Isn't it interesting that Jennifer doesn't want speak about the casino

'I was gonna bring that up.

So 'I 'I.

Think this is interesting that this is A' review where the casino is not mentioned at

at all.

Think that's A'.

Little strange, but also like, as someone who lives near Atlantic City and like has

Like 'I can understand how it has staycation vibes and you could go and like just

But it was surprising to me that like at no point that was brought up or like it wasn't.

My husband really likes to gamble or my brother really likes to gamble or anything

Yes.

And 'I have now been to the Bogata three times in my life, and I've

That's the other thing 'I was gonna say is interesting.

So I'm A' Pool girl.

Even though some people 'I know think it's A' kind of gross, whatever.

'I don't, I'm not A' big ocean person.

'I also don't like to be all Sandy.

'I love to look at it, but 'I don't like to be Sandy and so 'I love A' pool.

So this is interesting for me cuz I'm A' pool person so if 'I read this review, 'I would be

So 'I think that to me this applies in A' really lovely way.

But trying to kind of, you know, go beyond my own perception of this 'I think there are

And we spent A', lot of real estate on the pool.

We did, but 'I also like that 'I, it does stand out as A' five star, cuz there's

Obviously Jennifer has experience with gambling because they mentioned Vegas and

right.

That like they

they no longer use.

It's now MGM Rewards, but yeah, and right.

And they were comped for the show 'I Guess I'm just curious, like you went to these, you went to

'I.

'I.

Appreciate that.

Kids, kids, kids, kids.

Kids.

Kids.

Kids.

No kids.

21 plus like that's highlighted so much, but.

Just wouldn't assume that there would be kids running around A' Casino.

'I mean 'I like 'I.

Know there are portions of this that are not the casino, which is clearly highlighted here by

Think of A' Casino

'I mean 'I do cuz 'I like grew up going to the casino.

In my case and in other cases, because sometimes 'I would like become friends with like other

And 'I think that that's like Vegas is really an Atlantic city.

Is really built around families.

Like that's how they sell it cuz they know, they like wanna get the parents in the casino

Like when 'I went to Vegas, obviously my dad was playing, but we would also see Celine Dion and,

Definitely try to fill it out with other experiences.

That's A'.

Good perspective.

Yeah, no, that's true.

That's

For the whole family.

So like 'I do think that Jennifer is ticking like valuable

Because 'I mean if, if that is like A' concern of yours having children and also like.

Not wanting to be around children either side of that conversation.

They have multiple pools here and they have 21 plus pools, so you're not gonna be hearing,

right.

Right,

you know,

Totally.

no running, you know all that

yes.

'I.

Think it's funny that Jennifer A' feels like A', little curmudgeony.

A' little.

She's giving me like Ms.

Hannigan vibes with like the kids, kids, kids, no kids.

You know, that like whole vibe and yet it's A' five star review.

So that's

'I know, and this whole first paragraph is like 'I hate kids, and

Yeah.

It's interesting cuz it does seem like complainy, but then in the end, you know, Jennifer A'

But it is sort of an interesting voice.

'I think Jennifer's narrative is that they were taken by the board of Godda.

That they were sort of like 'I got there.

'I looked at the pool first.

This is not gonna be good.

'I went into the room, it was clean, but 'I had A' bad view.

This is not gonna be good.

And then it was like, oh.

'I went to the Comedy Club, 'I didn't know 'I could laugh at A' Comedy Club.

Who knew?

You know, oh my gosh, there's not A' Kitty arcade.

This is amazing.

Like, oh my God.

You know?

It was like she was really swept.

Yeah.

Which 'I feel that way about the Bogata too?

Like 'I didn't really know.

'I had never been to A' Real Casino before.

The first time.

'I didn't know what it 'I mean.

'I had no idea that there would be fancy restaurants and that there would be like

And it is like as we set in the background info, it's like this is the largest hotel in the

And you goes days without ever any need to leave.

Well that's part by Design

Clearly,

by design.

Interesting.

Okay.

We had that one spelling error.

Um, so that was the, they visited all casino in ac,

Mm-hmm.

but other than

It's pretty good.

that was the only hiccup.

'I mean.

We do know that Jennifer A' is elite, so 'I would think that she did at least A' reread.

Was it funny?

'I mean it definitely had A' pov.

Definite POV here.

'I was entertained by the hate of children.

And um, oh, also 'I wanna mention, we just learned this too, that 'I don't know,

And when you go into any other parking garage, you don't have to pay for parking.

Oh, interesting.

'I.

Don't know if 'I

Yes, you can say we're going to another casino, but we are returning.

They will like type your name in and see you do have more reservation and then they

And then when you leave that other, Place.

So you can only park once.

'I, A', I'm guessing.

And then when you leave there, you just give them the slip and that counts as money.

And then the gate opens.

And then when you return, then like you haven't paid for parking at all until you like finally

Right.

What A'?

Nice perk.

That's, and then, oh, 'I also thought that the $5 A' day comment like that didn't seem bad to me.

That's very cheap.

'I think,

'I think so too.

'I mean.

We're used to LA and New York where it's like $25 for

like $5 'I 'I.

Like pay that in A' meter.

Do we think that this is A' common experience?

maybe the feeling of like being on A' vacation, not wanting hearing,

'I mean 'I didn't see any other reviews that didn't mention the gambling.

Once 'I mean, that's so interesting.

But there's value there for me about that.

'I don't know.

'I just feel like 'I feel like Jennifer is really in love with.

Which 'I respect.

My AOL screen name was Love for Swim.

So Jennifer A' 'I.

See

my gosh.

Yeah.

Are we ready to crown?

Jennifer

Yeah.

'I.

Think 'I

'I.

Think I'm ready to crown her.

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating.

'I to.

Oh my five crowns, Trey, is that A' five?

Is that an intentional five?

Oh my God.

Trey.

Okay, so Trey is, that's okay.

I'm interested to hear about that.

Trey is making Jennifer A' A' Review Queen.

'I am holding A'.

Three and A' Half crowns, 'I.

Guess 'I go first and then we'll end with that review.

Queening Um,

So 'I went with three and A' half because we didn't mention the casino.

'I just feel like that's kind of important, like that's A' large part of going to this place.

And if we had even given any kind of A' nod the casino, like it's there.

Something 'I.

Think this would've been A' more complete review.

But because this is so missing.

That whole portion of the Bogota experience, 'I couldn't, um, give

But 'I enjoyed her pov, her passion for her dislike of children and,

'I thought there was good information here for sure, but 'I do think we're missing something.

So that's why 'I went with three and A', half Trey.

I'm kind of shocked.

Why did you decide to make Jennifer A' A' Review Queen?

Well, because 'I actually think it's amazing they didn't mention it once.

And to play Devil's advocate is A'.

The, the name of this resort is called Bogata Hotel, casino and Spa.

Right.

Jennifer doesn't mention the, doesn't mention the spa

Yeah, that's true.

but yes, 'I do think it is A' glaring omission, which in searching five stars,

That is everything other.

Sure.

gambling, but so 'I was like, you know what?

That's very Queenly.

It was A', very strong POV and came in hot and it gave me A' lot of information.

So

Yeah.

big or go home.

Queen, Review, Queen.

'I approve.

That's great.

You were having memories of Miami and you just decided, let's go full Queen.

'I like it.

Let's go check on the kids since they've been at the

And we'll take A' quick break and when we come back we're gonna hear an

Indeed.

We are 'I.

Love it.

Brb.

Chow.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

Uh

game time

ominous.

and here's the deal.

'I have created A' game for ChelseyBD.

She has no idea what it is.

And 'I just got inspired by the rhyme.

And so ChelseyBD, today we are gonna play A' game.

It's an either or game, so it's either one or the other.

This game is called, is it A' slot or is it Pot?

Is it slaughter or is it pot

Yeah.

A' s slot machine or A'?

Strain of pot.

Yes, that's exactly right.

genius.

Oh my God.

'I, love it.

Well, at first, 'I was gonna do A' slot or not.

But then 'I was like, but then I'm just like making up like, so then 'I was like, wait,

So, all right, so 'I

And listeners play along.

Everyone play long as usual with the either or.

We're gonna have the three beeps and then you guess, so today all of these 'I have six

So all of the slot machines actually exist at the Golden Nugget.

Okay.

Nice double tundra there.

Thank you.

I'm glad you caught that.

And then all of these strands of marijuana exist from A' company called Arizona

So 'I haven't made anything up.

Okay.

Yes.

So here we are.

Our first title, ChelseyBD

Yeah.

Turquoise Princess, slot or Pot.

slot

Good job.

Okay.

Slaughter pot shipwreck.

Ooh, pot.

Yes, that is A' Sativa Strand.

Oh wow.

Okay.

'I really was gonna go slot on that, cuz that could have definitely been A' slot machine.

Here we go.

Okay.

Slaughter pot, Lil hf, and puff.

Right.

Woo.

What is A'?

Hf 'I Have

'I Have no idea.

Okay.

Ace of spades, slot or pot A'.

pot.

Oh

Yes, it's A' Hybrid 'I.

Guess that means

Sativa and indica.

All right.

You're getting all of these And 'I thought you wouldn't get any.

Okay, here we go.

Okay.

Slaughter Pot.

Okay.

A' Poco Gold.

Ooh.

Pot

Yes, that is also A' hybrid.

Okay.

Good luck with this one.

You bitch or pot?

Black diamond

Oh God.

pot

Yes, it's an indica flower.

Oh my God.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah.

Slot or pot lepro con goes to hell.

Oh, pot.

My first wrong 'I knew it.

It's okay.

It's

Yeah.

That is actually A' slot

'I felt that.

Yeah, it's okay.

'I gotta get one wrong.

Once in A' while.

That's true.

All right.

Cleopatra slot or pot.

Slot

That's right.

'I.

Know that one.

'I.

'I know That's A' lot machine.

Yeah, 'I.

Think 'I can see

Yeah.

All right.

Golden goat slot or pot.

slot.

Oh no,

No,

pot.

Okay,

the Golden Goat is A' Hybrid.

All right.

That's all you know how to say about it.

'I, love you.

'I.

. So 'I like it's an upbeat hybrid that makes you creative.

Okay.

Slot or pot?

Gypsy Fire.

Oh, super inappropriate name either way.

So I'm gonna go slot

Wait, why is it inappropriate?

'I.

We're not supposed to say gypsies

Oh, the G word.

Oh, right.

All right.

Two more.

And you've gotten all of them right, but two.

Eight.

'I.

Think.

Yeah.

Eight.

So far, 'I gotten right.

That's right.

Okay.

Fiesta loca slot or pot.

Slot.

Yeah, you can see it, can't

Yeah.

'I like that game too.

'I think.

Okay, our final one,

Okay.

slaughter Pot.

Pot of gold.

Slot.

'I.

Feel like there is A' slot called that, but you know what, that's fine.

I'll

You would think, yeah, but not at Harris's.

'I mean not at Golden

right?

Not A'.

Gold nugget.

That was such A'.

Good game.

Tray 'I.

Loved that.

wait.

Pot of gold is an indica.

Okay.

So, all right, so you got three wrong, which means you won.

Woo.

And listers at home.

Did you beat me?

Did you beat nine?

us know.

you do?

That was so fun.

Trey 'I.

Love that.

'I felt inspired, but you did so much better than 'I.

Okay, well I'm glad you had faith in me.

'I just thought they were really hard,

did A'.

Really, really good job.

'I could see where you were coming from.

'I was just like going with the energy that 'I was feeling as you were saying it.

You know, 'I was in the zone for A'.

A' minute there.

Well, I'm proud of you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Review, That, Review.

A'.

Alright, we are back from that rousing

smoking

'I know you're doing

and ChelseyBD.

Now that we're so calm, it's your turn.

'I.

try.

You didn't know this when you presented your review.

You didn't even know where 'I had gotten my review from, but 'I also got my review from Yelp

So this is officially A' Yelp Elite one in Five, battle of the Elites.

That's even more exciting.

This, as we know listeners, is A' one serve view of the Bogata Hotel.

Like 'I said on.

Written by Michael N, who is an elite reviewer.

This review was written over three years ago, so not such A'.

Different timeframe, kind of around the same time.

Mm-hmm.

And here we go.

For far too long the bar has been set remarkably low on hospitality and customer service among

For these Sainted few, the casino sees part as the low rent comps and tranquilizing party

Oh.

Somehow A' free.

Front row seat to the acoustic Rick Springfield review just doesn't cut it.

In exchange for the five large you spent the evening flushing into the ocean.

On the other side of the casino coin, there are guys like me who go down the GS P every

Sad.

The Bogota is no longer newish, but showing all of its 17 years of wear and tear

Hmm.

this property and all of AC for that matter, just looks tired

Here's hoping they gave Rick Springfield A' room with A' shower.

That works.

Mm-hmm.

Wait, who's Rick?

Who is Rick Springfield?

Isn't Rick Springfield?

Um, not Footloose.

You know

Is that the boss?

no, that's Bruce.

Um,

Bruce

Springfield, Rick Spring.

Spring.

Spring scene.

Jesse's girl.

That's Rick.

Spring scene.

Springfield, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Got it.

Okay.

So Michael brings up A'.

Lot of really interesting points here.

'I thought that maybe it, it occurred to me that there might be an additional

But am 'I wrong in hearing that many of the complaints.

Are about the gambling industry and culture, not necessarily the aging Bogota of 17 years.

Like they mention specifics like customer service, whatever, but it's also sort of like,

'I.

Just think

that's not, that's not specific to the borga.

'I think you're A'.

Hundred percent correct.

And 'I think that this is 98% A' essay on like why not to gamble or something like that.

And then it really is just context for setting up what was sort of set up without saying.

So in Jennifer's review, which is that Michael's not in the casino.

Michael's not at the slot machines.

Hmm.

meal is comped.

He's joking by himself.

He's paying

'I wrote that down,

He's paying out of pocket for, you know, the $4 and 75 cent eight ounce water bottle.

Cuz in his mind he's like, you're more than paying for it.

If you're sitting at the casino and you're getting free waters.

You're paying for that water trust and it's more than $4 and 75 cents.

So this is really like A' thesis statement.

And then at the bottom, the very end, you know, we get the details of, of the wear and tear,

which, you know, 'I don't disagree with Michael on A'.

Lot of this 'I also recognized that all of the water bottles are these

Like 'I didn't like really think about it.

Yeah.

but 'I immediately wrote that down because that is annoying.

But 'I get that.

They're making, they want everyone to be drunk, but like 'I don't

'I.

Feel like you could write that about anything.

But 'I do.

A'.

Very much agree.

'I do know that so much of this episode has been about Chelsea's past experience, like

Old, like it looks not lux, like this is the luxury option.

And like this feels

not luxury.

old and like grow, like it doesn't feel elegant.

Like 'I said, 'I was the first per 'I was the soft open.

'I was like the first person to sleep in the room that we were sleeping in and everything was so

Very common problem with these hotels is that when they open they are A' state of the art.

But by the time you know, you get running and you like get that reputation, all

Correct.

And the Bogota has had three renovations and all of the bathrooms are completely redone.

'I, 'I personally did not find the, the guest rooms to seem bad or old.

It was really like the spa.

'I was like this.

This isn't that luxe.

, but 'I.

'I.

So 'I get 'I.

Do hear Michael's point, but 'I also just sort of feel like, okay, but, but 'I also hear

That doesn't feel like, wow, this feels like we're in like 1999.

Like, like 'I don't know how they do that, but it's its own ecosystem.

Whereas 'I do think Atlantic City is A' very economically depressed area, and

It's not in the downtown area, it's in its own little enclave and you don't have to leave and

It's just like you're there and everyone is going buck wild.

Exactly.

Yeah.

People are drinking those like those mile long hurricanes with the long straws on the streets.

But to be fair, 'I did go to the Bellagio and that felt outrageously elegant.

'I do think it does feel more elegant than the Bocata and the win 'I think feels so lux like.

Oh yeah.

Well, Luxe is like A' part of the whole thing,

Right.

'I hear this now from Michael.

Like if you're touting that like 'I do, see how the Bogata perhaps falls?

A'.

Little bit short of that.

So that is an interesting

Yeah, 'I.

Mean 'I.

Think that Michael n has A' little bit of like Yelp elite 'I with like the.

'I hear that too.

You know, just like the way that we're going about this review and 'I,

Like 'I think that A' part of me likes it because at least it's interesting and different

It sucked the, it was out, out of date.

The, yeah.

Yeah.

I've also never heard, have you heard these phrases before?

A'?

Poker Whale and A'.

Slot Slave.

I've definitely heard of A' Poker.

Whale 'I.

Don't know about A'

Oh, really?

'I.

Slave.

Yeah.

I've never heard these phrases and I'm obsessed.

What does GSP mean?

Am

The Garden State

Oh my God.

Okay.

Thank you.

'I was just Googling that.

'I was like, okay,

I'm so glad that it happened because 'I was so embarrassed when 'I didn't know the pch.

oh.

Was Pacific Coast Highway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was like 30

'I go down the gsp.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Fair?

Yeah.

'I relate to Michael Ann,

'I do too.

'I, 'I, 'I.

Understand what Michael is saying?

'I.

But 'I am sort of, 'I do think, in my opinion, the the punch is getting lost

You sort of have to go in knowing the house is always gonna win.

You're gonna lose A', lot of money.

Nothing is actually free because you're paying so much money to be there, to be entertained.

So, and like, so that's what it is.

Like if you're gonna be annoyed.

if you're somebody that's like that does gamble, who is going to the Buratta

Right?

Yeah, that's true.

He's kind of like hazing at A'.

Very large population of people that are going to the Bogota 'I just thought of

'I know that is like, I'm like 'I.

Guess I'm financially illiterate in many ways.

aren't.

Yeah.

'I mean Aren't we all

'I mean spelling, grammar

very good?

Yeah.

Very good.

'I definitely think that Michael is both truthful.

And both shady.

Definitely Shady A' hundred

but 'I, but 'I also

truthful in that la last paragraph.

And truthful in their shadiness, 'I guess in A' way that like the stereotypes are true, but

Yeah,

And also poor Rick Springfield.

You know,

'I

like 'I feel.

being very mean

He's being very mean to Rick, which 'I don't think is necessary.

Like if Rick needs to do A' review at the Bogota to, you know, keep that income

Jessie's,

of course.

girl.

Let's do it.

And then humor.

'I was kind of

Yeah.

'I.

There was humor there.

Definitely.

There was

Yeah.

All right.

Have we done due diligence,

Yeah.

'I.

Think we've 'I, think we've done A'.

Remarkably high assessment of Michael and, and 'I.

Could, 'I could crown

Okay, let's do it.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Go to.

Okay.

all right, so Unan, we are both holding up three and A' half crowns.

All right, so 'I set three and A' half because ultimately 'I do find

In my opinion.

'I 'I also hear that it is not, you know, we're not at the Waldo Foria.

And it is like A', little outdated, but like, okay.

But for me, it's much easier and cheaper to go to Atlantic City than it is to Las Vegas.

So I'm not gonna compare it to Las Vegas because compare leads to despair.

Michael.

Okay.

'I also said halfway there because, you know, 'I thought it was funny.

'I think like, you know, 'I, 'I get the points, but 'I do think that Michael just

That's just part of it.

It's just part of it.

Everything is an illusion of being free.

Yes.

Like they're gonna give you free drinks walking around because they want you

You like know that going in.

So you have to have that.

into the pie.

It's the culture, it's the industry, you know.

So 'I, A' three and A' half cuz 'I 'I do walk away from this hearing.

Like it's gonna be A' luxe option, but it's not really lux.

If you zoom out and look at other Lux A' areas in our country, so three and A', half ChelseyBD.

Why did you say three and A' Half

'I just A' three and A' half because 'I think in terms of

There's A' strong pov.

There's definitely A' style 'I.

Think you know, this is the review itself.

If 'I was just grading the review is A' an above average review.

That being said, 'I think that, you know, we went A' little hard at people that like to gamble.

We went A' little hard.

You know, at Rick Springfield and 'I do agree 'I.

Think Michael's A', bit of A', pessimist, 'I.

Think part of the beauty and the joy as someone who grew up going to, you know, near Atlantic

Like you just, you accept it, right?

You accept like the person that's gonna be like smoking, A' cigarette living

You just, like you, you take that as what it is.

'I mean.

'I went in the pandemic and there was someone literally smoking A' cigarette.

Underneath their mask.

And you know what 'I mean?

You're like, this is Atlantic City folks.

This is where we are.

So 'I think that Michael could afford to be A', little bit more accepting.

Um, and for that reason, 'I went with three and A' half Crowns.

But 'I think that there is something there for Michael.

So, you know, we got some points, but not A', full Review Queen.

Certainly for me,

Yeah.

No, 'I agree.

that was fun.

All right, so what do you think now?

Like what are your thoughts between these two reviews?

My thoughts being as that they're written around the same time is that it's,

But 'I think blah.

But 'I think if you're willing to embrace the things that you love, whether that be A' Pool

A', 'I think they're worth the 4.4 overall.

'I do too.

'I.

Mean 'I.

Think like this conversation from Michael.

Is A' conversation everyone should have before they go 'I mean it is sort of like we 'I,

Lot of work.

So 'I, I'm gonna use this as the segue.

'I talked about this before and 'I, we mentioned it in an after show, but responsible gaming.

If any, if you are someone who is into gambling, if it is something, it is addictive by nature, and

So out of being responsible podcasters, 'I wanted to include the link, mgm resorts.com/.

As in English slash game sense, you can go there and 'I actually read it.

'I didn't, 'I didn't feel that 'I was like struggling with an addiction, but

And they really spell it out.

'I mean literally.

The first section is.

How gambling works.

The more you know, they tell you the odds and the randomness.

They break down what is skill based versus chance based.

Gambling myths, and they give you tips.

They also, at the bottom, give you the opportunity to find help if you feel like.

This might be like above my addictive, uh, swing gate of what 'I can control.

Uh, and they break down many states that have specific gambling resources

And there's even A' self limit program, enrollment form, and A' self assessment that

Do this and like create my own limits and like have fun and, and enjoy it for what it's worth.

Or am 'I gonna feel nickel and dimed and like I'm being abused?

You know, it's not comp, it's coming outta my wallet as Michael points out.

So please go there if you feel like you want to know A' little bit more.

And, um, 'I still love the poor God.

I'm still gonna go cuz it's

me too.

I'll see you there for sure.

This 'I don't think either one of these was so inflammatory,

'I don't either.

It is what it is.

Like who cares?

You're gonna go, you're gonna have fun.

You go lay by the pool or go watch A' A' Singer from the eighties, like get over

Get over it.

Expect what it is to be what it is.

Yeah.

here we are.

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Who are you gonna Induc today?

Full.

My Royal line.

Thank you for asking Trey.

So, as we all know, we are inching closer and closer to the holiday season and something

Some people are not as lucky as others.

'I think it's A'.

Really good time to give back.

And one organization that 'I really like, it's called One Simple Wish.

You can find it@onesimplewish.org.

And what they do is they connect with foster homes and put together wish lists that someone

And you can go on and buy that specific item for that specific child and kind

Love this organization because there's something really nice to know that like

And 'I just really love all the work they're doing over there.

So 'I encourage everyone to go to One Simple wish.org.

They have.

All different kinds of gifts at all different price points.

So if you just, you know, you don't have that much to give, but you wanna do something, it's A'.

Good way of doing that.

And then they have, of course, larger items and 'I, think scholarship funds and things like that.

So really amazing organization.

'I wanted to take this moment to talk about them and promote them.

And 'I wanted to nominate one simple Wish as My Royal Highness.

Oh my gosh, I've never heard of this.

And 'I love this.

'I just clicked on the website and like there are little categories like, uh, wish

Here says A' gift card for Jennifer to get some clothes, and there's also like an

I'm gonna do this right now.

Yeah, 'I.

Encourage everyone to do it right now.

'I mean obviously if you're driving, wait until you get home and you're

don't pull that.

Don't pull that

pull that phone out.

But when you get home, or if you are at home, do consider going to one Simple

Oh my gosh.

This one says $5 as A' donation towards A' Child's special Wish.

And then the one right beside it is $250 for A' Chromebook.

For Jdu for school.

Oh my God.

I'm literally gonna cry.

Okay.

Thank you for that

Yes, of course.

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