Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

Who's views win, Which ones lose.

Online haters are coming for you.

Baby, It's time to Review That Review!

Hello,

Oh, hi there.

And hello listeners.

Welcome once again to Review That Review.

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

that's Trey Gerrald.

and that is ChelseyBD Donn.

And together we are.

The Review, Queen,

But before we get into those reviews, ChelseyBD, is

Lodge, A, Complaint.

About this week?

Thank you for asking 'I mean.

'I love when 'I have something happen in real time because then it

But 'I was taking out the trash.

Trash bag was definitely, you know, full.

I'm not gonna say that it wasn't.

Okay.

'I am gonna say it was full and it was stretching the laws of physics and 'I knew that.

Okay.

However, 'I got it down the stairs, got it in the garage.

'I opened the garage.

'I was fine.

And well, right before 'I was about to get it into the tr, like in the heve, let's say.

The he ho of it all just pushed it over the edge and everything collapsed

'I 'I knew 'I was testing the laws of physics, but 'I guess my Complaint is

You know, why did, didn't have to let me get to that point where 'I thought it

Did, did God need like an extra laugh that day?

Were my angels up there looking down, being like, we need, was Bob Saggot up there

So close.

Or maybe God was looking down and said, you know what?

I'm gonna do this to ChelseyBD

instead of the actual garbage man who's gonna come in.

Because how many times do you think that happens to garbage people?

Yeah.

'I guess.

Yeah, 'I guess you're right.

I'm sure it's happened

machine for the garbage truck comes out.

It's like an arm.

It grabs it.

It takes it to nearly the top.

That's what mine does.

Grabs it, takes it to nearly the top, and then dunk, dunk, dunk.

So 'I don't think 'I 'I don't know that this would've attacked A' garbage man.

But maybe, maybe God was looking out for me and letting it happen there and not inside the house.

Like

Wait, wait, so you don't have A' garbage person that hangs on the

We do, but he's there as like, like A', second in command.

You know what 'I mean?

Like he's there if something goes wrong.

If we have like an error in the processes,

because you have like A' big metal trashcan that it like hooks

It's not big and metal, honestly.

It's just like A' standard, thick plastic trash ba which, which honestly these like claws of

One time.

We overstuffed the trash can, like weight capacity wise and the, the machine was able to pick it up.

But its claws indented into the trash can and broke it.

Oh,

So 'I, don't think it's A' foolproof plan.

'I don't know that God was looking out for the trash man.

That was like the second in command sitting there.

Maybe he would've gotten A', little spillage.

Not sure, but it just, you know what 'I mean when it's like you're working on something.

It happened to me with something else earlier in the week.

'I was trying to fix my robot vacuum and 'I was really proud of myself cuz

And then in the last minute, 'I like snipped the electrical wire.

And 'I was like, well, there goes the whole thing.

You know what 'I mean?

Like, so this isn't the first time this has happened to me, where I've

I'm in the clear and then bam, you know?

And 'I just hate that.

That really reminds me of like the old days of dial up modem when

Yes.

days to download and then your sister picks up the phone,

Exactly.

That's the feeling.

That's the feeling like, Ooh, I'm there, and then bam.

And you know what that is.

So does sort of feel like A' metaphor for life because 'I think we've all experienced that

So

Well that's what creates me being cynical and not want to celebrate too

'I know, which is Brene Brown tells us that we shouldn't be foreboding joy.

But it is hard because these moments do happen, right?

So 'I don't know there's A' silver lining in there somewhere.

'I, the only one 'I can see is that thankfully this didn't happen again

Cuz then 'I think 'I would've really lost my mind.

'I.

Thought about that.

that's my Complaint for this week.

Um, thank you for listening and being there for me.

This is fresh, hot off the presses,

I've definitely been there before.

And it of course, it's like, let me just 'I, I'm gonna get away.

I'll get away with it, rather than opening up

exactly.

Exactly.

Yeah.

And then at the end of the day, you're mad cuz you don't have anyone to blame but yourself.

Like 'I should have double bagged.

'I knew it when 'I was bringing it down.

Like 'I had several moments where 'I could have pivoted and 'I didn't.

And it's my own fault.

But 'I just sometimes you wanna get away with it, you know?

'I hear you.

That's very frustrating.

Speaking of getting away with things, Trey.

Yes, 'I.

Should we jump into this week's online review where this person

Little did they know the review Queens were in the wings waiting to Review.

That.

Review

Interesting day for that creative segue because just you wait.

Oh, I'm so excited.

'I.

Review, That, Review.

As you know, we are your trustee.

Review Queen.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that review

Assess, That, Kvetch.

That's right.

And Trey, it is your turn this week.

What have you brought in for us 'I?

All right, so today good old faithful 'I have A' one star review.

Okay.

From yelp.com

Love her.

four O by Cir du Sole.

Seen it.

Seen it.

I've seen it.

I've never seen O, but I've, I've seen the other show in Vegas that is underwater

Okay.

O was like the OG Water 'I.

Want to say one?

So this is written by user Patrick T, and they're just, this is A'

A'.

Okay,

So just keep that in the back of your mind as 'I.

Read

great.

Now I'll be traumatized, but okay.

I'll get through it.

'I mean.

'I.

Find, start to lay mildly traumatizing.

So 'I feel like it fits.

'I mean that there is A' parallel there.

Okay.

All right, so this is Patrick t's Onestar Yelp review four oh by Cirque Dule.

Here we go.

can't!, wait.

My wife always wanted to watch the show for the longest time as someone who

'I saved all my sick leave and days off just so that 'I could plan this drive to Las Vegas.

Mainly for her to see the show, just to see my wife reactions to this show was priceless.

'I picked A' good seats for us to make sure 'I don't disappoint her.

However, while my wife was in odd.

For the entire show and claps for every stunt performed period, 'I 'I am stuck with A',

God

who did nothing but to take pictures and post on his Facebook.

Even after multiple requests, he just kept on taking video and pictures.

His phone was so bright that it makes my blood boils.

He also won't stop stabbing his elbow through my ribs.

'I have already moved to right side.

Half of my body is already filled the space on my wife.

This mofo thought it was sign that 'I am giving him the permission to take

'I 'I.

'I didn't want to ruin the show.

Everyone else, that 'I was forced to remain silent.

Unfortunately, the front desk clerk told me that the show is fully booked for tomorrow and

'I was really hoping to watch it from the way my wife described the show.

'I really missed out Stout 'I had to take A' couple of aspirin just to calm myself down.

Oh my God.

From the aggravation and distress this person had caused me.

'I should have just stayed home.

This event alone destroyed my vacation

Oh my God,

on the bright side.

My wife enjoyed it.

'I could have sent my days off sick leave and hard earned money somewhere else.

Then to give it away to Bellagio.

A'.

What is this review?

Okay, so first of all, clearly we have A', lot of spelling

Really did not do A'.

Proper edit for sure.

No, and there are plenty of, um, end punctuation marks in this review, but

Most of the times it doesn't.

They like do periods when they could do commas.

Like it's really, this is A', really low bar for grammar.

Very, very low 'I mean to start off, when we started with the, my wife of it, all

It's the first two words.

two words, 'I.

'I immediately wrote again because these fricking reviews my happy,

Mm-hmm.

wife.

'I don't know.

There's something that's like, so maybe it's because I'm, I'm not married, but like it

Like let your wife have her own voice.

Write this from your perspective.

It's okay if you wanna include your wife in the narrative, but whenever somebody starts A' review

Mm.

Is that just me?

Hear you.

Two words in and you were livid.

Yes.

So two words and 'I was just like, here we go again.

And then the germophobe section, there was A' little bit that was

So is the husband saying that he's A' germaphobe?

Because it happened right after the My wife and 'I was angry.

Can you clarify?

Yeah.

The sentence is grammatically incorrect, but it is saying, as someone who

So like, but he said my wife as someone who likes to tr, so like

no, no, no.

'I think they're saying the wife always wanted to see the show and that they are someone

Who's A'?

Germophobe,

In A', big germophobe.

right.

Here's the thing about this review.

There's an argument to be stated somewhere within all the ss.

However,

There's

an

delivery is really not good.

Now at least we're prefacing this with saying that we're A' germophobe so that we're understanding

I'm not excusing the taping.

In fact, 'I do think that that was the fault of the Bellagio.

Someone should have gone in there if it was really that egregious and stop

Cuz I'm pretty sure that's A' part of their rules.

'I, don't think you can just like tape willy-nilly.

Well, 'I had A' question about that cuz 'I remember during lockdown, 'I was

And 'I really thought you would like not be allowed to record cele.

but you found footage.

No, 'I never did.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, 'I mean 'I.

Think like anything else, like Broadway shows, right?

Like every once in A' while you'll see A' tape, but that person is being like Sleuthy about it

So 'I do think that if it was so obvious that this was happening, that 'I do wish, like

So 'I do think that that's messed up.

However, maybe this is me being too 'I.

Sensitive, but there was something about the fact that Patrick mentioned that the guy was Indian

'I know.

in this context that made me feel like, again, this is like A' huge accusation.

I'm not gonna 'I, don't wanna say like they're A' bigot, but felt A' little bit bigo to me.

And so 'I J

the ethnicity of

has nothing to do,

with anything else, so it's an unneeded identifier.

Exactly,

So then you start to question why are you including it

exactly, because if the man was just kind of more of A', faceless man, 'I would've 'I.

Maybe been like, oh, that was messed up.

But because we're like an Indian man sitting next to me had this experience and A', A', germophobe

There was just something that like lost in that argument for me because of that.

Well, it's interesting cuz as 'I was reading it, when 'I first found

And then 'I did also think, well maybe some of the grammar stuff is maybe this person is an English

But then, It's interesting you're really picking up on the germaphobe comment because

'I think being A' germaphobe probably heightens it cuz it's A' stranger That's so close to you.

But they also talk about how bright the screen is.

How like 'I don't know.

Well, okay.

'I think the big glaring issue here for me is like

the wife.

what inside of this review

Yeah.

anything to do with the show?

Nothing.

No.

Except for maybe that the ushers don't do their job.

Yes.

And then the fact that the wife, which again, not the intention of A' Pfizer.

A' Review 'I.

Was so blown away by the show

A' clap.

notice her

No.

sitting next to her having like A' pissy fit

A' meltdown.

time.

Total meltdown next to her, digging into her, and the wife is still both eyes ahead.

Enjoying the show.

So if anything, if we're talking about the context of the show and even the anger at Patrick for

'I really hate when someone leaves A' one star review.

When 'I feel like the Bellagio did their part, they gave the refund,

Right 'I mean that's pretty crazy.

To 'I mean that seems like.

Yes.

Like to your point, yes, for the Bellagio to then give you A' refund because

That seems like an outrageous refund and they did it.

So that only makes the Bellagio look even more like coming out smelling like roses, right?

It's the opposite.

that it's outrageous.

Personally, like 'I.

Think again, there's A', lot of distraction here cuz 'I don't love Patrick, the individual.

So I'm trying to separate my feelings for Patrick from the incident and like find the complainant

You know if even if you go to A' movie, And then you go to the box office afterwards and you tell

Oh.

So, you know, 'I don't think it's crazy, but 'I do think that it's appropriate.

And 'I do think it's the, the Queenly move, right?

Like there, what's the Complaint?

You told them that you had A' bad experience and they gave you back your money.

So did you then go to the casino and lose all that money and now you're extra bitter.

Patrick 'I mean what happened?

'I just think there's details missing because you're that upset.

That you got A' free ticket to A' show that your wife really wanted to

Well 'I think Patrick plays both sides of the field because at the

And they're like, you know, for my wife's sake.

And then at the end they're like, 'I.

'I would've really en enjoyed to have seen the show 'I.

But 'I think the but 'I think the principal Complaint is Patrick gives us the backstory

So 'I understand that then you didn't even get to enjoy it.

But there's part of me that thinks that Patrick's probably A' curmudgeon and

doesn't

Think Patrick is A'.

Curmudgeon.

'I personally think that Patrick lost money in the casino.

That's my instinct.

Is it on the page?

No, but 'I do feel that way.

'I feel like something else happened on this trip that really got our curmudgeon.

Extra curmudgeony.

'I.

Think it's ridiculous that we start the review.

Trying to give ourselves the world's biggest pat on the back by being like,

'I didn't really want to do this, but my wife did.

So 'I took all my sick leave for my wife, for my wife, for my wife, for my wife, for my wife.

And then in the end you're like, and my wife had A' great time,

Right.

So if it was for your wife, then mission accomplished.

right?

mean kind of.

Okay.

So 'I just looked it up.

So O is 90 minutes.

So 'I would imagine there is 'I.

No intermission cuz that was my big counter here is like, why did you not go at

During intermission,

and get the house manager and cause A' scene like so 'I hear

Uh, presumably.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Ducking and diving in front of the person with the camera, then miss more of the show cuz

But you would assume that the ushers are paying attention.

And if you see someone with A', huge camera, that's like moving over and blocking the person's

So,

to mention like 'I know that it's hard, and we've definitely talked about this on

'I know it's hard to confront someone, especially in the moment when the show is happening.

But in all fairness, if Patrick was having such A' problem, could he not

Like, Hey, you're in my space.

The light is in my eye.

You know, like, why couldn't Patrick have said that?

'I mean, Patrick says that even after multiple requests,

Maybe 'I missed that.

What do you think about the claim that they had to take Aspirin to calm down?

Is aspirin A' calm?

Downable sub substance?

'I Thought it was for like aches and pains.

So did 'I.

'I just feel like it's too much, Patrick?

Like you're just saying too much like 'I don't feel bad for you.

'I.

Just don't 'I.

Just it's A'.

Perfect example of the delivery because Is there A', valid Complaint in there?

Yeah.

Do 'I care for you?

No.

All the information you're giving me about yourself, Patrick is not very good.

Well, it also sounds to me like those malpractice lawsuits where,

Grab this,

and there's like A', my ribs, aspirin,

From the aggravation and distress this person had caused

me.

'I should have just stayed home.

This event alone destroyed my vacation.

It's like, really?

That destroyed your vacation like,

you're still saying your wife enjoyed it, which at the

Good point.

All right, so what do you think the value unique, any new information in here 'I mean, other

And

no, other than you know what 'I think the best information here is for A' Fellow,

If 'I really don't like it, 'I can tell them.

Or if 'I really have A' problem, 'I can tell them.

And maybe I'll get A' refund.

Yeah.

'I think that's the valuable information.

Spelling and grammar clearly atrocious.

Really bad.

Is it truthful or is it shady?

It's shady.

'I think it's definitely shady, but 'I, but 'I don't understand

Well, that's why I'm like, are they racist?

Like are they, are they A'?

Bigot, 'I, don't know.

but like, if you're so angry at this person seated next to you, why

Like, it's never gonna get back to that person.

Like, that's what 'I don't understand.

Like, why are you leaving A' review?

It's, this is, this whole upset is irrelevant to the story.

right?

Because it's not telling me anything about the show or like, yeah, what to expect about the show,

Do you think this is gonna be common fluky?

Typical 'I mean we know everyone goes to Vegas, so it's like you're gonna encounter every walk of

life.

But

'I.

Don't think that everybody would handle it the same way that Patrick did.

'I think that that's where the like commonality factor is sort of like lost on me.

'I do think that you're right and there's all kinds of people in Vegas and is it 'I?

Is it likely that 'I might have someone trying to film next to me?

'I, it could happen, but 'I don't know that it would go down in this

Or like, cuz we've all been in these sort of settings, whether it's A' movie theater,

Or someone's phone goes off, like we've all been A' and that that is like A', very 'I.

Held energetic upset.

Like there's A', lot of like emotionalness that happens,

for

that you seem to sort of exhale and it goes away.

Right.

So, uh, 'I don't know.

'I don't know about how typical this is.

'I am not 'I mean like humor, entertainment, 'I guess 'I was

But that's more of A' entertained, you know, as A' result of the review as

'I mean 'I.

Think it's entertaining that just how upset Patrick is and it how

The show and then how you, you really pointed out like, like Patrick is still just upset, but the

'I.

Think if this had been A' two or three Star, and even if it was the same exact

But 'I think the fact that we're giving one star like 'I think one star is

Right.

So impact, is there an impact for you?

Will would, would Patrick's review be A' deal breaker for you in

No, it would not be A' deal breaker for me.

It would not have, it has nothing to do with the show, as you mentioned,

It's for sure not hurting.

Oh, in that way, 'I believe.

But the impact for me is that like I'm enraged and I'm having an emotional response to the review.

Yeah,

Okay.

Should we jump right into the crowning

let's do it.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.

Okay, I'm holding up A'.

Half Crown Trey is holding up one crown.

Alright, Patrick, as 'I said, as 'I segued into this portion of the show, you didn't

But we looked Patrick 'I.

We disagree.

You should have taken another crack at the spelling.

'I don't like you putting everything on your wife and 'I don't trust you cuz you said you

There was really no information here about the actual show.

This is, like I've said before, sort of like.

A' clog in the drain of the reviews.

'I need to get past you.

If 'I really wanna know information about the show or the ticketing or anything

So for that reason, 'I could only award you A' Half Crown, Trey.

Where's the one crown coming from?

Yeah, 'I just said one crown because 'I 'I think.

Once again, this is one of those reviews where the emotion from the reviewer actually

Right

'I really extrapolate from this review, like the quality of the show

So that only makes me wanna see the show more.

So 'I said one crown, because this is not Review Queen material by any stretch of

Oh, not even.

Pretty, pretty far off.

Yeah.

Yeah.

'I pretty bad, but pretty good review to bring in Trey A'.

Lot to A'.

A'.

Lot A'.

Chew on there.

Almost as much as A' Vegas Buffet.

Oh, episode one

That's

or two.

Two.

It was Atlantic City.

Anyway.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, so while we're chewing on that Fat ChelseyBD, it is your turn.

We have reached the most regal portion of the show.

And who are you going to induct today for?

'I.

My, Royal, Highness.

'I am so glad that you asked Trey.

So 'I was thinking, what are the type of things that we should be really

Because there's been so many that we have, but one that 'I do not think we've nominated.

Trey is hand sanitizer.

You guys

Well, 'I did do the spray one.

Oh shoot, but, but I'm just gonna say as A' conceit, the invention

Apparently Lupe Hernandez is the legendary inventor of hand sanitizer and this.

This invention identified A' way of combining A' disinfectant alcohol solution in gel form.

And in doing that, billions of people were able to clean their hands when they, when

'I mean Lupe.

Way to completely change the game.

How would we even have gotten through this pandemic?

'I mean 'I was A' very longtime user of hand sanitizer back in like middle school.

'I was the person at Bed Bath and Beyond that was buying all those little ones that had A'.

Great sense.

So 'I 'I mean 'I love hand sanitizer.

So 'I

You mean Bath and Body Works

What did 'I say?

'I 'I about Beth

room?

Yep.

'I meant that body work.

Sorry, 'I always do

'I always do that too.

Wait, the bath A' bottle works with A' little like, um, cylindrical beads that would pop.

Yes,

yes.

That are like apparently very bad for the environment, but 'I would use them all the time.

'I would love, there was A' outlet in Atlantic City and my sister and 'I used

So hand sanitizer has definitely been something that has gotten me through.

As someone that is A'.

Little bit, not to say that I'm so much like A'.

Patrick, but A', little bit of A' germophobe myself having hand sanitizer

Try, we always do this, but having hand sanitizer around has been something

Um, and 'I want to induct Lupe for just bringing such A' fabulous invention that

So thank you Lupe Hernandez.

You are my, Royal Highness.

Wow.

Mazeltov.

Lupe, you totally deserve this induction.

Hand sanitizer, 'I.

Remember it being introduced and it being like A', total game change.

'I mean and 'I never stopped to think who it was like hell.

Genius.

How genius what A'.

Queen.

That was good.

Good one.

Thanks.

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