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Speaker:It's the craft beer Republic.
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Speaker:I am Greg I'm being joined by the little snow angel himself,
Speaker:and that's flexi.
Speaker:What's up big boy?
Speaker:You know,
Speaker:I'm feeling a different kind of energy in here today Greg.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:you like it?
Speaker:What are you uh,
Speaker:you standing up or something?
Speaker:I am Funny you should ask Standing up.
Speaker:Let's hope I can keep my mic my mouth near the mic and don't start doing like one of these where I go back And it sounds like an ass car.
Speaker:You're doing it already.
Speaker:Oh shit Sorry,
Speaker:everybody.
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Speaker:this is the craft beer Republic Wow find us on the socials at craft beer Republic at flex me a beer underscores in between Crap Republic comm hey,
Speaker:you want to call us and leave us a voicemail or something?
Speaker:805 538 beer I bet you does I bet you does too,
Speaker:but he didn't this week So anyways get a hold of us all that good stuff a lot
Speaker:to talk about today I've been doing some research flex has been doing some
Speaker:research There's a big game coming up allegedly There's
Speaker:for me I'm leaving a bachelor party early for it.
Speaker:Oh probably shouldn't say it out loud on the show Anyways lots to get to so I'll listen to it for two months No,
Speaker:but the time they hear it they'll already have been married and can't be mad at me at that point Wait,
Speaker:I'm getting married.
Speaker:Not that I'm aware of Haven't heard a thing Right,
Speaker:well I am at thirsty so maybe if I drink a little stop stuttering.
Speaker:Yeah get some
Speaker:I'm jumping.
Speaker:I'm sure my dog is going crazy downstairs.
Speaker:Jump,
Speaker:jump,
Speaker:jump,
Speaker:jump.
Speaker:Everybody now.
Speaker:I am drinking Casa Agria's Double Dry Hop Nelson Oxnard.
Speaker:Oxnard is a hazy pale that they've been putting out for a few years.
Speaker:In fact,
Speaker:I was introduced to it by a listener,
Speaker:Jose.
Speaker:He brought it to a live show once and let me try some.
Speaker:This is their Double Dry Hop Nelson version.
Speaker:So it's got Flexy's name all over it.
Speaker:6%,
Speaker:a 415 on Untappd and they say Nelson Oxnard is a double dry hop hazy pale brewed to celebrate that place our brewery calls home.
Speaker:The aroma bursts with a hot blend that includes some old school hops,
Speaker:some new money hops,
Speaker:some hops from where you'd expect,
Speaker:some hops where you wouldn't.
Speaker:And then we added Nelson to that.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Smells delicious.
Speaker:A little of this,
Speaker:a little of that.
Speaker:It's really smells like a little of this,
Speaker:a little of that.
Speaker:A little of this,
Speaker:a little of that.
Speaker:A little of this,
Speaker:a little of that.
Speaker:Chicken spice.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:I get some sweet tropical notes on the schnoz,
Speaker:like maybe like gummy bear-ish kind of thing.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I'm going to dig in here with the old tongue jobber.
Speaker:I fucking love me some gummy bears.
Speaker:The Haribo headquarters,
Speaker:like the factory it's in Wisconsin.
Speaker:Oh really?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:What's your favorite color?
Speaker:The white,
Speaker:the pineapple.
Speaker:Love it.
Speaker:Same girl,
Speaker:same.
Speaker:This flavor follows the nose.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:It's a little sweet with that tropical,
Speaker:maybe some pineapple and citrus flavor on there.
Speaker:Kind of finishes smooth with peach and just a hint of bitterness.
Speaker:Not very much.
Speaker:I love the Oxnard series.
Speaker:This one does not disappoint.
Speaker:It is under delicious.
Speaker:Sounds like a tasty lick.
Speaker:It's a tasty,
Speaker:I was going to say suck.
Speaker:A tasty sip.
Speaker:Could be that too.
Speaker:We went last week,
Speaker:they had their eighth anniversary,
Speaker:I think it was their eighth anniversary over at Casa.
Speaker:And we went over there with Coley and Big Dick Nick,
Speaker:hung out,
Speaker:had some beers,
Speaker:waited fucking four hours for the food truck to make food.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:had some delicious food.
Speaker:This food truck that was there took forever.
Speaker:They're all right.
Speaker:Dan from back in the day showed up with his lady friend to hang out with us.
Speaker:That's neat.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It was nice seeing Dan.
Speaker:It's been a minute.
Speaker:It's funny.
Speaker:I texted him cause I know he doesn't live too far away.
Speaker:And I said,
Speaker:Hey bud,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:we're in your hood.
Speaker:We're at Casa's anniversary.
Speaker:Come on out if you're not doing anything.
Speaker:And he goes,
Speaker:do they have food?
Speaker:I was like,
Speaker:I got some food trucks.
Speaker:Why?
Speaker:He goes,
Speaker:well,
Speaker:we're in the line for sushi,
Speaker:but it's an hour wait.
Speaker:That sounds better.
Speaker:So he just showed up like 10 minutes later.
Speaker:He's not wrong.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So I got to hang out with Dan.
Speaker:It was good times and good beers.
Speaker:Of course,
Speaker:too.
Speaker:Had a couple of these oxen.
Speaker:Our wait for sushi.
Speaker:Fuck that.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:What do they do?
Speaker:Waiting for him to cook it?
Speaker:Hey,
Speaker:that's a little bit ridiculous.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So anyways,
Speaker:fun times at Casa love me,
Speaker:Costa and happy birthday to Coley.
Speaker:I didn't know it was Coley's birthday.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:it was Monday.
Speaker:So a happy birthday,
Speaker:Coley.
Speaker:We went out for a,
Speaker:for brunch on Sunday for her birthday.
Speaker:There's this,
Speaker:there's this new ish place by them,
Speaker:Mexican spot that has brunch and they also do like a fucking shot parade when it's your birthday.
Speaker:If you tell them it's your birthday.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:So what is the shot parade exactly?
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:you're sitting there,
Speaker:you're eating your,
Speaker:your,
Speaker:your brunch,
Speaker:your chili Kili's with your mimosas and whatnot.
Speaker:And all of a sudden,
Speaker:like the music just,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:record scratch and they'll put on like shots,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:like little John or some sort of drinking type,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:beat pounding music and everyone from the kitchen comes up.
Speaker:They've got chicks on guys shoulders shots.
Speaker:LMFAO.
Speaker:Was it not?
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:you know what it is with little John.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:That's what it was.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:I'm not a hundred percent wrong.
Speaker:Just like 90.
Speaker:they got chicks on shoulders.
Speaker:They got sparklers and noise makers and signs that say happy birthday.
Speaker:That's insane.
Speaker:And they like shop parade out from the kitchen while they're dancing and
Speaker:carrying chicks on their shoulders and they drop off your shot and they
Speaker:won't fucking leave and stop making noise until you drink that shot.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:I want to go there.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It was,
Speaker:she fucking loved,
Speaker:she even,
Speaker:she called him the day before it was like,
Speaker:Hey,
Speaker:I need to make reservations for X people.
Speaker:And uh,
Speaker:just so you know,
Speaker:I'm an attention whore and I want the whole shop parade.
Speaker:Like she told him that on the phone.
Speaker:It was great.
Speaker:So,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:yeah,
Speaker:it was good.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:good for her.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Good food.
Speaker:Good fun.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:Wiley came out and uh,
Speaker:yeah,
Speaker:it was fun.
Speaker:Just hanging out and drinking a button.
Speaker:Dude,
Speaker:we fucking found the best waiter.
Speaker:We told him like,
Speaker:Hey,
Speaker:can we just stop with the juice?
Speaker:It's getting too sweet.
Speaker:You just bring out some champagne.
Speaker:He legit brought us pint glasses of champagne.
Speaker:That's awesome.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:He was like,
Speaker:it's well,
Speaker:but terrible next morning.
Speaker:But it was like a terrible five hours later when you started to sober up a little bit on all this cheap champagne is rough.
Speaker:It was good.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:as you would live the hangover.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:you fucking live the sober,
Speaker:then you live the hangover and then you live like your heart racing afterwards until you finally detox.
Speaker:Hey,
Speaker:it was good.
Speaker:While it lasted.
Speaker:So happy birthday Coley.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:I have to mention flex.
Speaker:You know how big of a hard on I get friends Rick man and something corporate and I do.
Speaker:You cry.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:A hundred percent.
Speaker:I'm a,
Speaker:I'm a,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:Lindsay Frey is a local artist out here who often plays at naughty pine and we always try to go when she's there.
Speaker:She's fucking amazing.
Speaker:Just her and her piano.
Speaker:She can like sight read songs that she's never seen before.
Speaker:She's fucking insane and she'll do some requests and for like a year we've been asking her to play dark blue by Jack's mannequin.
Speaker:Classic.
Speaker:It's such a great song and she keeps saying like,
Speaker:I swear I'm learning it,
Speaker:but like the piano changes are so hard.
Speaker:And so we were there the other night and they'll usually like you can submit your request online,
Speaker:like on her little form.
Speaker:And usually I'll request dark blue with like a little laughy emoji next to it every week.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And then I'll,
Speaker:well,
Speaker:it's either like once every couple of weeks,
Speaker:but then like underneath I'll put another song like,
Speaker:I know I'm just joking.
Speaker:Like here's the real song.
Speaker:And so that night I hadn't even requested anything.
Speaker:And the second song she plays,
Speaker:cause she saw us there,
Speaker:she just starts playing dark blue and she fucking murdered it.
Speaker:Like it took me a second.
Speaker:I was like,
Speaker:wait,
Speaker:why is this song sound so familiar?
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:I hit Shannon.
Speaker:I was like,
Speaker:do you hear what song this is?
Speaker:She's like,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:I was like,
Speaker:no.
Speaker:Do you hear what's in?
Speaker:Do you understand the magnitude of this?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:So she fucking murdered the song,
Speaker:which we knew she would.
Speaker:And I was able to film like the last little bit of it,
Speaker:like the last,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:hook or whatever.
Speaker:And I posted it and I tagged Andrew McMahon and he reposted it.
Speaker:That's so cool.
Speaker:And then I lost my shit and turned into like a 12 year old girl at an NSYNC concert.
Speaker:Did you try like DMing him after that?
Speaker:I thought about it.
Speaker:I was like,
Speaker:should I respond?
Speaker:What am I going to say?
Speaker:Other than like,
Speaker:I want to,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:have your child or something.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:nothing normal would be said.
Speaker:So I thought better after a little bit of alcohol,
Speaker:a few beers in,
Speaker:I just got reposted by one of my favorite artists.
Speaker:Like,
Speaker:here we go.
Speaker:Here comes normal stuff.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:that wasn't happening.
Speaker:So thank you for the repost,
Speaker:Mr.
Speaker:McMahon.
Speaker:Dick Peg and Suze.
Speaker:Definitely was Vince McMahon,
Speaker:but that's a different story.
Speaker:Way different.
Speaker:Not a wrestling podcast.
Speaker:Not a wrestling.
Speaker:Close.
Speaker:Close.
Speaker:So anyways,
Speaker:I was super stoked.
Speaker:Rode that stupid social media high for like a day.
Speaker:I was like,
Speaker:guess who reposted me?
Speaker:It actually would have been funny if you sent him like a dick pic and like he responded back to that.
Speaker:Just like,
Speaker:Hey man,
Speaker:that's a pretty nice dick.
Speaker:Not the worst penis I've seen today.
Speaker:Like he just gets a boatload of dick,
Speaker:man.
Speaker:Another one,
Speaker:huh?
Speaker:Poor Andrew.
Speaker:Just like as a folder of them.
Speaker:It's a block folder.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:that would be great.
Speaker:So,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:there's that.
Speaker:And then week before went out to trans real quick mention went out to transmission brewing in Ventura.
Speaker:I love going there because a,
Speaker:they have a rooftop deck that you can see the ocean and children are not allowed.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:You can bring dogs,
Speaker:no kids.
Speaker:I love it.
Speaker:I do hate that.
Speaker:You can have kids down below.
Speaker:So like if you come with kids,
Speaker:you're not excluded.
Speaker:You just can't go Jackson shit.
Speaker:Kids down below.
Speaker:Not a Michael Jackson podcast.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:I have kids and I totally respect the,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:no kids thing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I think honestly it's a legal requirement because up top they have the bar and they don't have any food.
Speaker:So it's become a bar.
Speaker:I think you're right.
Speaker:Because,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:when the last time we went to Nashville,
Speaker:we took the kids and our favorite place down there,
Speaker:Jason Aldean's bar,
Speaker:it's like this three or four level bar.
Speaker:And like obviously the top level is the rooftop and,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:they don't allow kids up there.
Speaker:We were kind of bummed out.
Speaker:Cause that's like,
Speaker:that was our favorite spot to hang.
Speaker:So when we went and we were turned away,
Speaker:cause we had two children with us,
Speaker:it was kind of a bummer.
Speaker:So you get two children with you.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:But you're right.
Speaker:It must be like a legality thing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I think,
Speaker:I think it becomes a bar at that point instead of like a brewery or some restaurant.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:but they're attached to topper's pizza.
Speaker:And if you're from Southern California,
Speaker:not the Wisconsin,
Speaker:not the Wisconsin.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Not that one.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:they have wings and they're like the best fucking wings and pizza is good too.
Speaker:Of course.
Speaker:But God damn,
Speaker:those,
Speaker:um,
Speaker:leave it.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:That's enough out of me.
Speaker:What about you?
Speaker:You've been doing any,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:day drinking.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:I did some day drinking today.
Speaker:Not the regular day drink.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:no French fries,
Speaker:no French fries,
Speaker:no Eagle park.
Speaker:I,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:so a lot of the guys I work with now at the butcher shop,
Speaker:they're,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:they're golf enthusiasts.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:So they're not great at golf,
Speaker:but to get drunk and drive a golf cart.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:They like to play.
Speaker:So,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:a couple of guys are all off.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:I shouldn't say a couple,
Speaker:there's like four guys that are off on Tuesdays.
Speaker:So they were planning a Tuesday trip to this,
Speaker:um,
Speaker:like what most people know is top golf.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:we have like little driving range thing,
Speaker:right?
Speaker:We have Lux golf bays here.
Speaker:So,
Speaker:um,
Speaker:one of the other guys felt left out cause he,
Speaker:him and I have to work Tuesday.
Speaker:So I said,
Speaker:Hey,
Speaker:if you want to go to this thing on Monday,
Speaker:I said,
Speaker:I will accompany you.
Speaker:And I don't golf.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:I just thought it,
Speaker:but you do drink,
Speaker:but I do drink.
Speaker:I don't golf.
Speaker:I do drink.
Speaker:He took me up on the offer.
Speaker:So we went there today.
Speaker:Get this.
Speaker:It's half off the price of any bay rental.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:So already worth it just for being on a Monday,
Speaker:just for being what they call it Mulligan Monday.
Speaker:Love it.
Speaker:Half price pizzas and the most important Greg half off all tap beer,
Speaker:all tap,
Speaker:not just ship here.
Speaker:We're talking pints and pitchers.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:So you get a pitcher of craft beer and you're spending $12 on it.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:Some places would be the price of a craft beer.
Speaker:Dude,
Speaker:that's less than a ship beer at daughter stadium.
Speaker:Dude,
Speaker:it's crazy.
Speaker:It was absolutely fucking crazy.
Speaker:And the cherry on top,
Speaker:I had a fucking blast just like all the pitchers of beer,
Speaker:how could you,
Speaker:all the games that,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:you can play on this,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:virtual range or whatever.
Speaker:And,
Speaker:um,
Speaker:they have like some virtual golf courses that you can like,
Speaker:quote unquote,
Speaker:simulate playing through.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:man,
Speaker:it was just so much fun.
Speaker:Like I'm already planning on going there a couple of Mondays from now to do,
Speaker:I can't hit for shit when it comes to golfing,
Speaker:but I would sit there and make an ass of myself and drink some pitchers of beer.
Speaker:That sounds fun.
Speaker:That's exactly what I did.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Like what else would you do?
Speaker:I've been golfing twice before in my entire life in 35 years.
Speaker:And,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:I just thought,
Speaker:what,
Speaker:what would be the worst that would happen?
Speaker:I hit the,
Speaker:I hit the artificial turf a couple of times instead of the ball.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Like,
Speaker:it's not your club.
Speaker:Who cares?
Speaker:It's not my club.
Speaker:It's I'm not a golfer.
Speaker:I don't golf.
Speaker:And,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:turns out I,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:I,
Speaker:I won a lot of the games today.
Speaker:So I'll take it.
Speaker:Nice.
Speaker:Do a $12 pitchers.
Speaker:I'd say you won at life today.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:So,
Speaker:so for two and a half hours of golf,
Speaker:two pitchers and two shots of Jack Daniels,
Speaker:it was a total of 80 bucks for both of you.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:like total.
Speaker:That's what I mean.
Speaker:Like altogether.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So it was 40 split nuts.
Speaker:You can't afford not to go.
Speaker:You can't exactly.
Speaker:It's just like a commercial.
Speaker:The crazy thing too,
Speaker:is bucks,
Speaker:golf.com/cbr.
Speaker:And it's just like,
Speaker:it's like a,
Speaker:I think it's its own thing too.
Speaker:Like it's a local rich guy who wanted something like this here,
Speaker:like a top golf.
Speaker:And he invested in like all on his own because he can.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:And turns out it's way fucking cooler than I thought it was.
Speaker:That's fucking awesome.
Speaker:I'm,
Speaker:I'm super jealous.
Speaker:I don't think we have anything like that super close by.
Speaker:Like we have to go to Burbank.
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:45 minutes to an hour away.
Speaker:This one is legitimately five minutes from my house.
Speaker:That's amazing.
Speaker:could you walk if you needed to?
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:we're talking like 50 minute walk,
Speaker:maybe.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Like mile and a half.
Speaker:Probably about two,
Speaker:two,
Speaker:two miles,
Speaker:40 minute walk.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:We're just thinking like,
Speaker:if you happen to have one pitcher too many,
Speaker:if you needed to stumble home,
Speaker:you could kind of do it.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:worst case scenario,
Speaker:I could.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That's what I mean.
Speaker:Like really,
Speaker:really got away from you that day.
Speaker:The only problem is the walk back home.
Speaker:There's no sidewalk.
Speaker:The other problem is the walk into the house.
Speaker:You'd be murdered.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:definitely.
Speaker:I'd say that's the biggest problem.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:Sidewalks be damned.
Speaker:It's a real thing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:no.
Speaker:It sounds fun though.
Speaker:That's pretty sweet.
Speaker:I can't wait to go back.
Speaker:Such a great time.
Speaker:I'll I'll see you there.
Speaker:Let's go.
Speaker:Coming up.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:before I forget again,
Speaker:like I always do top listening city of last week,
Speaker:Pennington,
Speaker:New Jersey.
Speaker:Again,
Speaker:what,
Speaker:what is this?
Speaker:Maybe they're,
Speaker:they're getting their shitty New Jersey law updates.
Speaker:Come on,
Speaker:man.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:He signed something.
Speaker:We talked about it last week.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Keep it up.
Speaker:Let's go.
Speaker:Keep it up and keep it hard.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:The only way to keep it.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:not a sports show,
Speaker:but I received some messages from people that they were disappointed.
Speaker:We didn't bring up the upcoming big game this weekend.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:especially because of my allegiance to the 49ers.
Speaker:Sounds made up.
Speaker:So I will bring it up now.
Speaker:Do we,
Speaker:do we have any,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:bets we want to make any,
Speaker:no pressure,
Speaker:any projections,
Speaker:any predictions.
Speaker:So I got no,
Speaker:I got,
Speaker:what do they say?
Speaker:What's the phrase?
Speaker:Like you got no horse in the race.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:No skin in the game.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I'm completely sick and tired of the Kansas city chiefs myself.
Speaker:So I really would not like to see my homes or Kelsey redo be cool to see,
Speaker:get another title.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:but a lot of guys on the San Francisco side worthy of for a super bowl rings.
Speaker:I love the Mr.
Speaker:Irrelevant story.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You know,
Speaker:like that,
Speaker:that's my favorite.
Speaker:I don't care if you think he's good or not,
Speaker:or a game manager.
Speaker:What a great story.
Speaker:Last pick in an NFL draft and the guys starting quarterback in a super bowl second season.
Speaker:It is a Cinderella story.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:first full season really the Cinderella story.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:so yeah,
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:I,
Speaker:I don't want to bet anything.
Speaker:I thought it'd be weird.
Speaker:We,
Speaker:you don't have a team in here that you really care about.
Speaker:And yeah,
Speaker:that's when it was more fun because it was,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:it was like our teams against each other.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:I'll tell you what,
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:I want San Francisco to win,
Speaker:but I know,
Speaker:I know Kansas city's going to,
Speaker:how dare you?
Speaker:I know it hurts.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It's real hard.
Speaker:The last two games,
Speaker:the diners have played,
Speaker:they have opened up horrendously.
Speaker:Honestly,
Speaker:they should have lost to the Packers.
Speaker:They played like shit.
Speaker:And then they should have lost the lions.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Luckily.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:the second half,
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:they fucking blew up as,
Speaker:as we all know they could,
Speaker:but they should have played like that.
Speaker:The whole game.
Speaker:If they try to pull that shit with the chiefs,
Speaker:it's done.
Speaker:It's done before it starts.
Speaker:It's one of the most underrated defenses going into the super bowl.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:two amazing defenses going into the super bowl and one
Speaker:really great offense and one straight out of San Francisco
Speaker:and the other guy just that can make things happen.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So I'm excited.
Speaker:Go Niners.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:if you want to do any kind of thing,
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:I,
Speaker:I guess I could take the chiefs if you want to do it.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:no,
Speaker:no,
Speaker:it's fine.
Speaker:I just wanted to see this thing.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:I didn't know where you were honestly with the whole,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:did you,
Speaker:we're going to go for the chiefs or the Niners?
Speaker:So I am pulling for the Niners just cause I'm sick of no bets needed.
Speaker:Then I'm sick of the red and white,
Speaker:man.
Speaker:So you're pulling for the other red and white gold.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:49ers go,
Speaker:come on,
Speaker:Dick.
Speaker:I'm Joe now as a Packers fan,
Speaker:because we beat you a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker:would you rather us win so that your losses is not nothing.
Speaker:I don't believe in that.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:there,
Speaker:there is a statistic that are read that I,
Speaker:that was kind of funny only because the 49ers have been busting our ass for the last,
Speaker:I don't know,
Speaker:20 years since I've been alive in the playoffs.
Speaker:And it's right.
Speaker:You're only all these Niner fan.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:like since,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:watching football in the playoffs,
Speaker:the last 20 years,
Speaker:the Terrell Owens catch from Jeff Garcia,
Speaker:like who can forget about that?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Whatever it made me want to throw up.
Speaker:And I was like,
Speaker:probably 15 years old.
Speaker:Anyways,
Speaker:all these Niners fans,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:talking shit,
Speaker:the green Bay loss.
Speaker:And I read a statistic that said if the 49ers lose on Sunday,
Speaker:they will be Owen four in Superbowls in like the last 30 years.
Speaker:And the Packers have two Superbowls in the last 30 years.
Speaker:So that's pretty neat.
Speaker:When did we beat the chargers?
Speaker:That was in the nineties.
Speaker:You'd have to look that up.
Speaker:94.
Speaker:So not quite 30 years.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:I guess now 30 years.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It is 2024 now.
Speaker:Technically.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So there you have it.
Speaker:There you have it.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:like we said,
Speaker:not a sports show,
Speaker:but a go Niners,
Speaker:but also another fun fact that not a lot of people knew,
Speaker:which I also saw a statistic about Ed McCaffrey,
Speaker:Christian's dad,
Speaker:his first year in the league was with San Francisco.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:I didn't know that.
Speaker:And he won that Superbowl in San Francisco.
Speaker:I had no idea.
Speaker:Isn't that wild?
Speaker:That is wild.
Speaker:And then he went on to have a historical career in Denver.
Speaker:I guess you could call it that.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:Pretty solid.
Speaker:Superbowls.
Speaker:Not too shabby.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So he'll take it.
Speaker:Way to go.
Speaker:McCaffrey's.
Speaker:So yeah.
Speaker:So that would be cool.
Speaker:That's a cool story.
Speaker:His dad winning for him,
Speaker:him winning for him.
Speaker:Mike Shanahan,
Speaker:Kyle Shanahan,
Speaker:but it's really not a sports podcast.
Speaker:It's not.
Speaker:We've bogarted your guys's time.
Speaker:Sorry.
Speaker:Dick though.
Speaker:I got to.
Speaker:How dare you?
Speaker:He's a dick.
Speaker:George Kittle is amazing.
Speaker:When he wore that fuck Dallas t-shirt,
Speaker:that was the best.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:When you see him go on the Pat McAfee show.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:but Pat McAfee's a dick too.
Speaker:So,
Speaker:and he said,
Speaker:go Pat,
Speaker:go the fuck home.
Speaker:Good.
Speaker:And that just hurt me a little bit.
Speaker:Sorry.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I like me some kid.
Speaker:He's funny.
Speaker:He he's like a fucking wrestler.
Speaker:He'll just go out there and talk shit.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:that's like Travis Kelsey too.
Speaker:Like he doesn't do interviews.
Speaker:He cuts promos.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Although,
Speaker:Kittle's facial hair,
Speaker:he's got to get rid of that.
Speaker:It looks terrible.
Speaker:his head hair,
Speaker:his face,
Speaker:he like,
Speaker:he's the head.
Speaker:It's fine.
Speaker:Someone said to him like,
Speaker:Hey,
Speaker:you need to do your best to look like you came out of a double wide that produces meth.
Speaker:And he was like,
Speaker:challenge accepted.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:it's just like Justin Jefferson's goatee thing.
Speaker:He's got going on.
Speaker:It's like 13 hairs.
Speaker:It's like,
Speaker:just get rid of it,
Speaker:man.
Speaker:It looks terrible.
Speaker:Some people can,
Speaker:some people can't write just,
Speaker:and then to just grow it that long.
Speaker:It's atrocious looking,
Speaker:right?
Speaker:Shave your pubes already.
Speaker:Would you shave your balls?
Speaker:You shave your chin.
Speaker:Cause it looks like your balls.
Speaker:Just exactly.
Speaker:In fact,
Speaker:your balls probably have more hair.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Not a ball show.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:no,
Speaker:tonight a little bit.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:all right.
Speaker:Before,
Speaker:before we get to the news,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:let's find out what flex is drinking in a world where craft beer is King world where muscles are bigger than growlers.
Speaker:Only one tongue can guide us.
Speaker:One man,
Speaker:one tongue,
Speaker:one tongue jobber in this world.
Speaker:We must find out what is flex drinking.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:So flex has kind of a funny story.
Speaker:The sad story,
Speaker:I guess,
Speaker:sad,
Speaker:but funny.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:so I'm in a fantasy football league.
Speaker:We got a little beer fit crew we got going on through Instagram and,
Speaker:um,
Speaker:I didn't win.
Speaker:I took second.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:super sad.
Speaker:And,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:amazingly I found out today with zero heads up.
Speaker:I get a package on my doorstep,
Speaker:completely unexpected.
Speaker:And I saw it was from Pennsylvania.
Speaker:And I only know one dude from Pennsylvania,
Speaker:the infamous shredded brew that guy.
Speaker:So I ripped the box open and it is loaded with all this Evergreen and new trail and drugs,
Speaker:just all tasty licks from the state of Pennsylvania.
Speaker:So I immediately text him and say,
Speaker:dude,
Speaker:what the fuck,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:I hate receiving free beer.
Speaker:And,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:I hate it.
Speaker:And he said,
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:did you receive something today?
Speaker:You know,
Speaker:like he,
Speaker:he obviously knew what he was doing.
Speaker:Did you say yes from your mom?
Speaker:I totally missed the opportunity.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:but he said the individual who won our fantasy football league is currently dry.
Speaker:He did not want this beer package for the first place,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:winnings.
Speaker:And he just wanted the trophy.
Speaker:And he said to send the beer to the runner up.
Speaker:So I feel like I'm a winner.
Speaker:It sounds like you're a winner.
Speaker:Maybe I did win.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I had the best team all year.
Speaker:I should,
Speaker:I guess I should deserve something.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So first year last.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:So today from the box,
Speaker:I am drinking a collab from new trail brewing and other half.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:two big names.
Speaker:It's called Keystone state of mind.
Speaker:Hazy double IPA,
Speaker:pretty gnarly can.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:actually kind of reminds me,
Speaker:I don't know if you've ever had anything from spindle tap in Houston,
Speaker:but kind of reminds me,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:just their label style,
Speaker:but yeah,
Speaker:really cool state of Pennsylvania.
Speaker:All the counties shiny and outlined out because it's the Keystone state.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Everybody knew that.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Maybe New Jersey definitely did.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:of course.
Speaker:So on a untapped,
Speaker:it has a four one,
Speaker:one,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:8.7 ABV zero IBUs.
Speaker:It says it's probably right.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:I just gotta say that I,
Speaker:I love this can,
Speaker:cause it tells you every single hop to use the oats,
Speaker:the wheats,
Speaker:the malts.
Speaker:And,
Speaker:uh,
Speaker:it even tells you the notes that you're supposed to get out of it.
Speaker:Cause the untapped definition,
Speaker:it's really long.
Speaker:I really don't want to read it.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:it's perfect.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So this one says it's a,
Speaker:it's brewed with Mo Tueka,
Speaker:Simcoe,
Speaker:Neknaron,
Speaker:Nelson,
Speaker:Sovin,
Speaker:and it has a oats,
Speaker:Pilsner and white wheat.
Speaker:And it tells me I should be having notes of gummy peach rings,
Speaker:Pinot aromatics and dank tropicals.
Speaker:So let's put this bad boy to the test.
Speaker:They should have called that like the Kiwi state.
Speaker:That's just all the New Zealand hops that exist all in a beer.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:It really is.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:except Simcoe.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Does Simcoe?
Speaker:No,
Speaker:no,
Speaker:but Mo Tueka and Nelson Sovin.
Speaker:Right,
Speaker:right,
Speaker:right.
Speaker:Something else.
Speaker:Neknaron.
Speaker:That one.
Speaker:I don't know where that's from.
Speaker:I actually had a Pinot a couple,
Speaker:couple of weeks ago.
Speaker:A Pinot Griges?
Speaker:Can't remember.
Speaker:Or Pinot Noir?
Speaker:What's the dark one?
Speaker:Is it red or white?
Speaker:Red.
Speaker:Pinot Noir.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:that was fucking delicious.
Speaker:I love a good Pinot.
Speaker:And I don't like wine and it was great.
Speaker:So anyway,
Speaker:back to beer.
Speaker:Not a wine show.
Speaker:I do get the,
Speaker:the wine aromatics here.
Speaker:Something about like fermented fruit.
Speaker:Like you can kind of,
Speaker:like when you smell a wine,
Speaker:you're like,
Speaker:that's definitely wine.
Speaker:That that's kind of what you get from here.
Speaker:It is,
Speaker:you know,
Speaker:it's a hazy double.
Speaker:It's very hazy.
Speaker:It is in fact hazy.
Speaker:A little bit of lacing on the glass.
Speaker:Now we'll,
Speaker:we'll warm up the old tongue jobber here.
Speaker:Best part of the show,
Speaker:everybody.
Speaker:So I'm not getting much of the peach rings,
Speaker:but the dank tropicals,
Speaker:100%.
Speaker:It's a very strong flavor,
Speaker:I guess.
Speaker:A lot of hop in that dankness.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:it is just 100% like super dank.
Speaker:You know,
Speaker:I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.
Speaker:Thank you for that.
Speaker:I don't know how fresh or not fresh this can is.
Speaker:Maybe if it was fresh,
Speaker:you get the gummy,
Speaker:the peach coming out of there.
Speaker:But I mean,
Speaker:all in all,
Speaker:this is a really good beer.
Speaker:I've never had anything from new trail before.
Speaker:So this is actually my cherry poppin.
Speaker:And daddy.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:I'll drink the shit out of these guys if they were my local brewery.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That's pretty sweet.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So thank you to shredded brew.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And to Zach,
Speaker:the artist formerly known as brutal athletic go for opting out to send me the beer.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And somebody slip shred my address.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I might have it saved somewhere.
Speaker:I kid.
Speaker:Very nice.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Let's crack into a little news here.
Speaker:And if there's time,
Speaker:there's a list at the end.
Speaker:I love list.
Speaker:I know some big,
Speaker:big news going on here locally in my hood.
Speaker:All of a sudden,
Speaker:I started hearing rumors last week and then Sunday it went public.
Speaker:14 cannons has been sold.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That's huge.
Speaker:Huge.
Speaker:So the owner,
Speaker:Marshall,
Speaker:apparently,
Speaker:and I've.
Speaker:Wasn't that a co-op or it's not a co-op.
Speaker:So let me tell you what I know and what I've heard and what I've pieced together because I've heard things from multiple people.
Speaker:I have not yet talked to Nick,
Speaker:who is no longer the head brewer at 14 cannons.
Speaker:Shut up.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:At this point,
Speaker:I'm like,
Speaker:what's the point in going back?
Speaker:So here's what I've heard.
Speaker:First of all,
Speaker:from what I've heard prior,
Speaker:I thought Nick had some sort of ownership stake,
Speaker:but that Marshall was like the majority owner.
Speaker:Apparently this deal went down late last year when Nick was on his honeymoon and out of town.
Speaker:So it happened behind his back.
Speaker:It got finalized.
Speaker:And once the new owner started showing up,
Speaker:basically laid everybody off,
Speaker:except for a couple people.
Speaker:Their tap room manager is no longer there.
Speaker:Nick,
Speaker:like I said,
Speaker:the brewer,
Speaker:no longer there.
Speaker:I don't know if he quit or got laid off or fired.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:There's a lot that I don't know.
Speaker:I've heard a lot of shit.
Speaker:The guy who bought the place sounds like an absolute douche.
Speaker:I've seen him on the 'Gram before all this and he seems like a douche.
Speaker:And from what people have been telling me,
Speaker:same.
Speaker:What I thought was pretty accurate.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So apparently the brewer is no longer there.
Speaker:Everybody's gone.
Speaker:And it's a weird shit show.
Speaker:And I was somebody that was telling me what was going on.
Speaker:I said,
Speaker:"Look,
Speaker:without Nick making the beer there and everybody that I enjoyed seeing when I was there drinking beer,
Speaker:I have no reason to go back." Especially the way this guy's operating.
Speaker:So yeah.
Speaker:What absolutely horrible news.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I was really sad.
Speaker:I love me some 14 cannons.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:I guess the potential good news,
Speaker:and like I said,
Speaker:I haven't talked to him yet,
Speaker:is maybe Nick will branch out on his own or land somewhere else and make good beer there.
Speaker:It's not like it's his first brewing job by any stretch of the imagination,
Speaker:but fuck man,
Speaker:I'm going to miss me some Nick beer for sure.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That sucks.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So I didn't want to be like the weirdo who called him and was like,
Speaker:"Hey,
Speaker:guess what I heard.
Speaker:Is this true?" So I was letting it die down a little bit before I reach out to him.
Speaker:So we'll continue to update you as more comes.
Speaker:Right before the show started,
Speaker:I had one of the people that has been giving me information,
Speaker:texted me something else.
Speaker:And just the whole thing keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Speaker:It basically sounds like the new owner is going to turn this place into his personal beer fridge type of thing.
Speaker:He's getting rid of the wine bar that was there.
Speaker:He's getting rid of the pizza spot that was also there.
Speaker:So all of it's very strange.
Speaker:And yeah,
Speaker:sad times in the Westlake Village area for beer lovers.
Speaker:No more collab with them.
Speaker:I know.
Speaker:I was just talking about Morning Watch the other day.
Speaker:So Nick gave me his Doppelbach when he made it back in 2020.
Speaker:He released it during COVID.
Speaker:It was kind of a merp merp release because of COVID.
Speaker:He gave me a very fancy bottle of it for,
Speaker:I think it was one of their anniversary beers or something.
Speaker:And I still have it in there.
Speaker:So I might have to drink one to toast 14 cannons and the death of them,
Speaker:basically.
Speaker:Gosh,
Speaker:that's terrible.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So I know they haven't closed,
Speaker:but RIP 14 cannons.
Speaker:Pour one out for them.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Drink one for the homies.
Speaker:Maybe the guy who bought it out was that guy that tried to buy green cheek out of all their beer.
Speaker:Same dickhead.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:this guy,
Speaker:he fancies himself a local celebrity.
Speaker:And if you go on his gram,
Speaker:just seems like such a douche.
Speaker:Been aware of him well before this.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:you have.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:I'll dry my tears and move on,
Speaker:I guess.
Speaker:That's what a real professional would do.
Speaker:Tissues.
Speaker:Here we go.
Speaker:Anheuser-Busch has closed the Wynwood Brewing Tap Room in Miami,
Speaker:and they're moving all of the production to the Vasa Sur Tap Room.
Speaker:They've also closed the Golden Road Sacramento Tap Room.
Speaker:It's not looking good for the AB craft arm these days.
Speaker:What are you going to do?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:What a shame.
Speaker:I think Wynwood was the first brewery in that area though.
Speaker:I think the neighbor...
Speaker:Vanessa.
Speaker:Hi,
Speaker:Vanessa.
Speaker:Hi,
Speaker:Vanessa.
Speaker:Let me know if I'm right.
Speaker:I think Wynwood was the first brewery in that Wynwood neighborhood,
Speaker:and they've been there forever.
Speaker:They recently sold.
Speaker:And now they're closing.
Speaker:They were there for over a decade.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Sad times for them.
Speaker:I was hoping to report some news in the anchor brewing situation as bids were due at the very end of January.
Speaker:But as we go to record the show,
Speaker:no announcements of winners of bids.
Speaker:It is February now.
Speaker:It is February.
Speaker:So in theory,
Speaker:they've gotten all the bids.
Speaker:There's multiple groups.
Speaker:There's investment groups.
Speaker:There's an investment group that somebody put together that includes Fritz Maytag,
Speaker:who was the owner before they sold to Sapporo.
Speaker:There's also a group of the union of workers that worked at anchor who have been crowdsourcing money and stuff.
Speaker:But they basically backed out of it because they knew they couldn't compete financially.
Speaker:That makes sense.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:New Belgium,
Speaker:lots of closures.
Speaker:New Belgium closes their San Francisco tap room less than three years after they opened it.
Speaker:That's kind of strange.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I feel like they always do big thing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:look,
Speaker:it's San Francisco.
Speaker:I think I said this when I went up there and I brought home that Black Hammer Brewing.
Speaker:San Francisco has become a weird big city now.
Speaker:I used to go up there,
Speaker:we'd go out,
Speaker:we'd be out at fucking midnight,
Speaker:one in the morning,
Speaker:go get dinner,
Speaker:go get drinks,
Speaker:whatever.
Speaker:When I was up there a few months ago,
Speaker:nothing was open.
Speaker:Nine o'clock,
Speaker:I couldn't find anything for dinner around my hotel.
Speaker:It was so...
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:I don't want McDonald's,
Speaker:but anything of decency.
Speaker:And finally,
Speaker:I found this Indian food place who delivered and it was 11 o'clock at night or whatever.
Speaker:Let me tell you,
Speaker:don't eat Indian food at 1130 and then go to bed.
Speaker:Big mistake.
Speaker:But it was so weird.
Speaker:I was just walking around the neighborhoods and nothing was open.
Speaker:I found one club that was open.
Speaker:I'm not going in there.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:And that was basically it.
Speaker:It was so fucking weird.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:It's a weird city up there.
Speaker:I wonder if that's some kind of ordinance or something.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:It makes you wonder.
Speaker:I just think a lot of the businesses during COVID moved out of the skyscrapers in San Francisco.
Speaker:And there's something like...
Speaker:Somebody told me not that long ago,
Speaker:it's like 60% vacancy or something like that.
Speaker:So it's just people moved out during COVID or at least the businesses moved out because they're like,
Speaker:"Oh,
Speaker:we can work from home and save a shit ton of money." So who knows?
Speaker:We'll see.
Speaker:They need a little bit of a resurgence.
Speaker:Part of the problem is it's so goddamn expensive up there too.
Speaker:It's bad in LA,
Speaker:but it's even worse in San Francisco.
Speaker:I was going to say,
Speaker:you're going to want to save as much money as you can when you're living there.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:If you can live there.
Speaker:Good Lord.
Speaker:Speaking of Super Bowls,
Speaker:Patrick Mahomes,
Speaker:senior Patty Mc's dad,
Speaker:was arrested last weekend on suspicion of driving while intoxicated in Texas.
Speaker:What do you say to that?
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:Guy likes to get him some.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:Maybe he's out celebrating the Chiefs a little too hard.
Speaker:Celebrating Taylor Swift's win.
Speaker:Boo.
Speaker:You had to mention her.
Speaker:I had to mention her.
Speaker:God dang it.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:I think we got time here.
Speaker:Let's cap things off on a list here.
Speaker:The most popular beers in the US have shifted at the top spot.
Speaker:What does that mean?
Speaker:So I guess number one is different according to this list.
Speaker:This comes from Yahoo Sports,
Speaker:which- Not a sports show.
Speaker:A leader in beer news.
Speaker:We'll see how this list treats us.
Speaker:Top 15.
Speaker:15,
Speaker:Dos Equis.
Speaker:14,
Speaker:Budweiser.
Speaker:13,
Speaker:Michelob Ultra.
Speaker:That's not even a real beer.
Speaker:Water.
Speaker:It's all,
Speaker:it's my father-in-law loves it.
Speaker:It makes me laugh.
Speaker:Number 12,
Speaker:Blue Moon.
Speaker:Gross.
Speaker:Number,
Speaker:I got,
Speaker:okay,
Speaker:can I pause and tell you a funny Blue Moon story?
Speaker:Please.
Speaker:We were at Knotty Pine the other night when Lindsey Frey was singing Dark Blue,
Speaker:and these two girls come in.
Speaker:I say girls,
Speaker:women,
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:in their 40s at least.
Speaker:And they are not experienced in beer.
Speaker:And they go up and they're getting crowlers for somebody.
Speaker:It's clear.
Speaker:They don't know what they're ordering,
Speaker:but they've been given something to order.
Speaker:And while they're waiting for the crawler to be filled,
Speaker:they start like,
Speaker:"Hey,
Speaker:why don't we just,
Speaker:why don't,
Speaker:yeah,
Speaker:let's just try it.
Speaker:Let's sit here.
Speaker:Let's have a half pour and let's try it." They're talking themselves into it.
Speaker:So they say to the beer tender,
Speaker:"Hey,
Speaker:you know what?
Speaker:We're going to have one too.
Speaker:What do you suggest?" And he goes,
Speaker:"All right.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:what do you like at home?
Speaker:What do you drink at home?" And one of them said something,
Speaker:and the other one goes,
Speaker:"Oh,
Speaker:I like light beers and I really like Blue Moon." And he goes,
Speaker:"Okay.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:we don't have any wheat beers right now,
Speaker:but let me suggest," and before he can finish,
Speaker:she goes,
Speaker:"Oh no,
Speaker:I don't want a wheat beer.
Speaker:I want a Blue Moon." Oh,
Speaker:come on.
Speaker:And I'm like,
Speaker:"Oh,
Speaker:how do you help someone that is so clueless?" Because if you tell me you like Blue Moons,
Speaker:I'm going to go like,
Speaker:"Oh,
Speaker:let me get you like a half or something like that." You know,
Speaker:it's very similar.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:She goes,
Speaker:"Yeah,
Speaker:no,
Speaker:no.
Speaker:I don't like wheat beers.
Speaker:I like light beers." And I like that citrusy that's in a Blue Moon.
Speaker:I'm like,
Speaker:"Citrusy?
Speaker:That comes from the orange that you got to dump in there because it tastes like garbage." So Shannon and I were off in the corner judging and laughing.
Speaker:I would do the same thing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Number 11,
Speaker:Coors.
Speaker:Number 10,
Speaker:Miller High Life.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Number nine,
Speaker:Corona Light.
Speaker:Classic.
Speaker:Number eight,
Speaker:Corona Extra.
Speaker:Gross.
Speaker:Seven,
Speaker:Miller.
Speaker:Number six,
Speaker:Stella Artois.
Speaker:That's so gross.
Speaker:It's such a gross beer.
Speaker:It's just sugar water is what it tastes like.
Speaker:It's just skunky.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Number five,
Speaker:Modelo.
Speaker:That's delicious.
Speaker:I don't care.
Speaker:Where's my Pacifico?
Speaker:Number four,
Speaker:Sam Adams.
Speaker:Finally,
Speaker:some craft on this list.
Speaker:Number three,
Speaker:the king of skunk,
Speaker:Heineken.
Speaker:Number two,
Speaker:Guinness.
Speaker:And number one,
Speaker:Bud Light Platinum.
Speaker:This is the return.
Speaker:Don't call it a comeback.
Speaker:Been drunk for years.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:Number one,
Speaker:and I don't know how this works because if you remember number eight,
Speaker:Corona Extra,
Speaker:number one is just Corona.
Speaker:Aren't they the same thing?
Speaker:Must not be.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:Isn't there like a Corona Premier too?
Speaker:You know what?
Speaker:I'm okay not knowing that answer.
Speaker:It's bizarre.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:How bizarre?
Speaker:I blame a lot of young kids that they just drink Corona because they think it's cool.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I don't get the whole Corona thing.
Speaker:No matter what shitty beer I was into,
Speaker:I've never liked Corona.
Speaker:It's just somebody pissed in a bottle and handed it to you.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:that's the thing.
Speaker:The lime doesn't even save it.
Speaker:That's how you know it's bad.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:that's my people are like,
Speaker:"Oh,
Speaker:but you just put a lime in it.
Speaker:It's great." It's like,
Speaker:first of all,
Speaker:you're wrong.
Speaker:Second of all,
Speaker:if you have to mask it with a fruit salad,
Speaker:how good of a beer is it?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Not.
Speaker:So fuck you,
Speaker:list.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:What a terrible list.
Speaker:Terrible.
Speaker:Corona.
Speaker:Bullshit.
Speaker:Number two,
Speaker:Guinness.
Speaker:Blame Tony Romo.
Speaker:It's a one,
Speaker:two punch of bleh.
Speaker:He is from Wisconsin though.
Speaker:Is he?
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:that explains a lot.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:He seems very Midwestern-y.
Speaker:You know,
Speaker:he's just a normal guy.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Nothing wrong with it.
Speaker:Normal guy.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Let's hit some music and get on up out of here.
Speaker:Hope everyone enjoys the big game on Sunday.
Speaker:And by big game,
Speaker:I mean Usher at halftime.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:I'm joking.
Speaker:This is a good game.
Speaker:Niners,
Speaker:Chiefs,
Speaker:all that shit.
Speaker:Taylor Swift.
Speaker:I'm looking forward to Usher.
Speaker:Niners by six.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:I'll take it.
Speaker:Niners by a half.
Speaker:I don't give a shit.
Speaker:Win's a win.
Speaker:You're not first,
Speaker:you're last.
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Speaker:Don't forget,
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Speaker:mail@CraftBeerRepublic.com.
Speaker:I do believe that's everything.
Speaker:I hope everyone out there is staying very well hydrated.
Speaker:And on that note,
Speaker:good night,
Speaker:everybody.