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Let's see them. Short shorts. You got the short shorts?

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Are they short? How short are they? Let's see.

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They're pretty short.

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Are they ever not short?

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Hold on. Let me get up.

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Okay, let's see.

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Oh, damn.

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Do they get any shorter like these?

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Not possible. No.

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Oh, they just did.

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The bulge isn't super prominent in the black shorts,

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but it's very prominent in the gray and the green.

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Okay, good to know.

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Keep that in mind.

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Welcome.

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And everybody, it is the Craft Beer Republic.

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Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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Thanks for hopping on over. I am Greg.

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I am being joined by the shortest shorts in literally all of the world.

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Any shorter, they would not be shorts. Flex what's happening?

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Nothing much. Was that hop on over?

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Was that like a pun?

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Was that like a like it like a pun?

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Is that. Yeah.

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Well, I would say, like I thought about it and planned it out,

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but I was like, I'm just going to say this now.

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And luckily it wasn't offensive.

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I don't think so half the time.

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No, I.

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Took zero offense.

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I was just like, wow, this was pretty good for Greg.

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Yeah. Greg, I. Had to sit. I feel.

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Good that.

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That was that was a solid A-minus for.

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Greg and C.

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Plus for everyone. Else.

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But off to a good start already.

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And then, of course, joining us,

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the salmon of Capistrano, the salty sailor herself.

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Erica, what the fuck is.

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The salmon of. Capistrano?

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That's from Dumb and Dumber Friends.

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It's kind of going on with my beard tonight.

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You know, I'm flocking to CBR like the salmon of Capistrano.

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All right.

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You remember. The show? I don't remember the movie.

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Anyone except for the women. Dumb Dumber.

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Yes, I remember.

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I remember it. I haven't seen it in, like, 25 years.

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What are you talking about? Going to Aspen, right?

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That's been where the women flock, like the salmon of Capistrano.

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Anyways, I. Don't remember that.

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I'm so glad I could school you guys on a movie for once.

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Right now.

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You got. You got to cut this entire part out

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because we're just going to show, you know.

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Now we're no. Better than you guys.

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Now crank it out.

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Which is funny

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because I love the whole Aspen thing and that guy, that part of the movie

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makes me crack up. I cannot believe I.

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Well, the whole movie.

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You know, does the job.

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It's you can't stop laughing the entire movie.

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Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I love it.

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Yeah.

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When I was young and it first came out like I thought Aspen was in California.

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When I first watch it, he was like, Oh, California.

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I was like, Oh, I think there's one in Colorado.

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Do I?

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Yeah.

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You know, and I'm done all in some way.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's all right.

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You should do it like a remake.

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We're flexing rig travel the country in a sheepdog van or something.

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That would be.

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That would be a no.

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That's what we'll we'll do our tour through in Finland.

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Yeah.

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We need a sheepdog plane to hit Europe.

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That is. Is it

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so good.

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Anyways follow us on the socials craft beer republic selects

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me a beer underscore is in between and NEC Nosh LLC underscores

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in between each word there and eight divided by three beer

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if you want to call us speaking of corn we got a voicemail from the homie.

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Chew your beer He's got a bone to pick with a couple of us.

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Can't wait to hear that one.

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Oh, he's never angry, so that's good. Wow.

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I have some research to talk about,

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some booze, news to get to, and so much more.

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I think we should kick off the hydration with what the salmon of Capistrano is.

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Drinking over there.

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Oh, I.

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Hey, friends.

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So tonight

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I'm drunk and numb and number by Fall River Brewing.

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It is a double hazy IPA.

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I'm already feeling this baby and it says Best Enjoyed Outdoors,

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which is one reason I love them because they always say

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that on their beers and so is our best outdoors.

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Right?

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And the camp has that sheepdog van right on the front there from some here.

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That is awesome cannot it's.

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Super and you know what

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little trivia what is that bird's name in the movie.

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PD? PD, our pets heads are falling off.

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So yeah, PD is on the can too.

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And so I think, Greg, we really.

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Blind bird to you or somebody in the dead bird.

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To the. Blanket. To a blanket. Yeah.

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And there's so many great lines from that movie.

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It's so classic and so we reviewed Nam

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Nam Juice and you played the sweet clip from that TMT Yes.

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Yeah.

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So this is Nam a number because it's double hazy IPA

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and it is a eight, it's 8.2% ABV so I'm feeling it 37 I've used

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it is a four

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on untapped very respectable in area. Yeah.

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So I'm loving that.

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So Fall River's in Redding, California, so just north of me about an hour or so.

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So here's the details.

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Just when you think it couldn't get possibly any number,

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we go and do something like this and totally redeem ourselves.

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Now I'm enamored, double hazy.

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IPA is bursting with the same tropical juiciness of num num juice,

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which was delicious,

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but an even richer vibe that causes beautiful people to flock instinctively.

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Like the salmon of Capistrano.

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Even if you've got no food, got no job, your pets, heads are falling off,

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you've got numb and number.

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So make like you're in Austria, throw another shrimp

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on the barbie and crack open another one.

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Make Lloyd and Harry proud.

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Oh, look, first. So

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there.

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Is that.

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And so this haze, you just got your typical hazy look. It's

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it had a really nice foamy head on it and kind of a

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maybe pineapple, a little stone fruit.

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While you sip.

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I will say that I appreciate all of the the references on the description there.

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Some. Random in there.

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Maybe that was great.

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So when you pour so.

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Many more, they're not there just makes like Mark yeah yeah.

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I still want you guys to do that as an opening but

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hops.

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Yeah, right. Nailed it.

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It was quick.

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Beer.

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It's got a bit of a stone fruit taste and

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some happiness.

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A sweet

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finish finishes with a little happiness, but not a big burn for a double the 8.2%.

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I love it.

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It's good.

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I'm happy.

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Sounds like it totally fits the algorithm.

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It fits the algorithm.

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This can is really on fire. I love it.

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And do you prefer this one or the regular num num?

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I would probably drink the regular num num a little more frequently

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because I mean, when I drink a double, it's fast too.

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So able to have a few more ranks.

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But if I'm just going to have one or something, then this is perfect.

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It's really good.

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I'm happy that 88.2 is sort of wheelhouse for me.

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Is it seems. Like beer for flex.

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Yeah.

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You are much more seasoned than me.

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Yeah.

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Have you guys been watching the the She-Hulk series on Disney+?

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Yes, I have.

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I've actually been enjoying it very much so.

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Well, in there they describe that like when she's hold out, she can drink

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way more.

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Like her metabolism is super fast and she can't get hammered.

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It's usually yeah back like she's normal person get Tamara flexes the fucking.

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Holster he hot yeah he's. So really. Good he

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the hulk he can drink.

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Without getting drunk.

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My gosh I just had an epiphany that explains the short shorts.

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Because Hulk's shorts are really short.

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Yeah, because when he.

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Oh this is. Rips through them. Yeah.

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They're green short shorts.

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That's why this never crossed my mind before.

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Well.

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So now I got to talk.

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Now I got to get my purple shorts, you know?

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Yeah, right.

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Oh. There you go.

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Halloween costume, 2020. Two.

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I was actually thinking Macho Man this year, but.

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Oh, yeah. So not sentenced on.

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If you do.

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Will you please walk around with boxes of Slim Jims?

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Yeah, I could probably do that.

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I get them at work.

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I can give you Slim Jim pretzel necklace.

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Yes, that sounds amazing.

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Amazing.

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That'd be so.

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Who the fuck doesn't want to snap into a Slim Jim? No.

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Yeah, everyone. Does.

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Anybody who cares about their health doesn't want it.

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But that being said, that sounds delicious.

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We love you, Slim Jim.

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Don't like sue us or something anyhow.

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All right, well, that's the.

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It's probably the most publicity they've gotten in years.

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Right? Probably accurate.

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Somebody mentioned us. Right?

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They're very shallow. They're long.

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That's true.

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Let's talk about Slim Jims and Circuit City.

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Very relevant product.

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Most either have been made in a decade.

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Fantastic.

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All right. What's going on, you guys?

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I went to my first actual concert since COVID.

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Ale was in.

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Oh, and I did not get a black eye.

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I miss it.

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I mean, that is not.

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Not the full effect of a concert.

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You got to get the black guy. In there clearly. Done it wrong.

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You were not serving enough.

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Yeah, I was.

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I, I did not ask for the full flex treatment when I walked into the door.

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So anyway, we went saw Andrew McMahon.

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For those who don't know,

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he was the front man for something corporate back in the day.

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And then Jack's mannequin and now just Andrew McMahon on his own.

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But it was his 40th birthday, so he did sets with something

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corporate, brought him out that is set with Jack's mannequin crew,

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which is like half his current crew anyways.

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And then did like the Andrew McMahon set is actually really awesome show.

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Yeah, it sounds really good.

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So I know a lot of the old school emo people know who something corporate is.

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So even for those of you who do know he did Constantine and it took like

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18 minutes to get through.

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So that was good times all the guys came out for that one.

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Everyone's like, who?

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You know, it's a really it's like his stairway to heaven.

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It just never ends.

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I mean, he never does it at concerts because it takes up the time of,

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like, three songs.

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He doesn't want to, you know, take a little time anyway.

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So so that was fun is down in Orange County in Anaheim near Disneyland.

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And so on the way back we were like, Well, let's drink our way home.

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It's like a two hour drive, so why don't we do a little research on what's.

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Safer than that? Yeah, nothing.

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So, you know, breweries don't open till noon,

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but we found a brewery in the area is called Chapman Crafted.

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I'd heard of it. I'd never been there before.

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And they in the mornings do coffee,

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their own craft coffee, and then at noon you can start ordering beer.

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So we got there about 11, had some delicious coffee.

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I seen the picture. I looked really gnarly.

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It was so good.

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I have to admit, the coffee was better than the beer.

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Like the beer wasn't wasn't bad.

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It wasn't amazing.

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It was just, you know, it was good beer solid.

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But the coffee was really, really good.

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Like, I'd go back for coffee all the time. That was delicious.

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And then we were in the area and we'd heard of this place called Brew.

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Home Brew Home Brewing a brew home something.

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Well, that's. A fun name.

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I like that a lot, right? It's a fun name. So we looked it up.

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We found it.

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Amazing location.

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Like the building is super cool.

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Great place to hang out. Huge spot.

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Somebody was having, like their one year old's first birthday and they

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he took a like at the brewery and just brought

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in, like, tons of homemade Chinese food.

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I was so jealous, like, hi, can I.

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Can I join your party and have some Chinese food, please?

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At one point the somebody asked the grandma, like,

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where'd you guys get this from?

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She's like, I made it like, super.

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I was like, Fuck, I want.

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So that is super offended.

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Yeah, but the beer.

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I don't enjoy talking shit about breweries, but the beer was no bueno.

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No, man, no.

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Like we ordered.

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We always like the wife and I will get a flight, we'll share it.

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And then if it's good, you know, we'll move on to either another flight or,

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you know, a pint of what we liked or whatever.

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None of them none of them are like we were choking them down and like the guy

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was kind of like we walked up and he just kind of us was like, Can we order?

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He's like, Yeah, like we do flight.

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Yeah, I guess. I was like, Oh, so.

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That's what he said.

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Yeah, it was real.

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Like she, like he was annoyed by us because we were the first customers

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he'd had in a while and I guess he had to work.

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But as we get to our flight, doesn't tell us like what order it's in.

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We had to figure it out, which luckily were nerds.

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So I could like smell my way through the order and figure out which was which.

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Because you got your sister on untapped.

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It makes sense. That's right.

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It was it honestly, it was so bad.

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It got to the point where it just like, let's fucking pound these and bounce.

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And we, we just plugged in and and got out of there was

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I hope I hope we ordered the six worst beers they make.

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That's all I can say. Yeah that but. And bad service.

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So that's like a double like double negative, right.

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That didn't. Help. Yeah.

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Then we redeemed versus we totally.

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Redeemed.

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And we hit up Radiant Brewing, which we've had them on the show

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and we've been there a few times.

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And if you're looking for a hazy which honestly

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good hazy and so Cal are not always easy to come by man.

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Radiant fucking knows what they're doing with

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the haze is it's the former crew over from the brewery.

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So, you know, they know what's up there call schism and just everything

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they had a sour that was so good so we brought back lots of cans.

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I pulled a flex, bought a hat. It was. Yes.

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Not subsets.

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Yeah, it was. Black on black. It's pretty sweet.

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That is sweet.

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And then finally,

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as we got closer to home, we stopped in at Malibu Brewing again and.

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Oh, I got. Some good.

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And a couple Berliners.

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Say gourmet food did yourself to death or what?

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Honestly, we'd already had lunch and it was unexpected.

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So we're like, Well, let's just have some beer.

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And so we had a couple.

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They had Berliners and they're Berliners.

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Berliners are three and a half percent. And, you know, we'd kind of like an old.

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Traditional that's pretty red. So. Holy.

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She had a coat. Yeah, I had a couple of those.

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And then crawler to go and rain.

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One of the counters that we talked about last time when we're there was

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there was hanging out and talking to us and so good time at Malibu as for huge

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but man I tell you nothing like going to a concert.

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It's.

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Oh god it's the best live music just the atmosphere that yeah

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everybody's there for the same reason because they just fucking love the music.

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So yeah.

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It's like the closest thing to a religious experience.

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All, all enjoy.

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So when is Aftershock coming up?

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Yeah, it's October, I think ninth or whatever.

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We have four day passes.

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God, I'm like, wow, I know.

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I'm just like, oh, we're like, we're working out.

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We're trying to make sure we're in good shape.

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Yeah, it's like, I want to be there.

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Well, not just for that, but it's like, dang, this is a big commitment.

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Let's, let's do this. Do that up your liver.

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It makes me grimace back in the eighties.

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Seriously? We got bean. Bags to go.

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Yeah. Are you bringing the kids to this?

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Oh, hell, no. Oh, no, no. On kids.

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I was like, oh, I in family to watch the kids for this so.

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Wow. Yeah.

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It's a four day Dr. Money. It's right

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my brother and

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yes you know Portland's not that far is 150 bucks.

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All right, people.

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But worth it for.

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In the frontier. What do you.

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Think?

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It's.

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Yeah, they got the 12 hour flight from Portland.

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It's normally 2 hours, but it's. Yeah, it's worth it.

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And they.

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Bought their.

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Ticket, but they have to pay their on baggage

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fees, which are double their ticket.

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Prices.

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They come in at three in the morning and got a Uber to my house.

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So I get to actually get to the little jetway.

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They just stop on the tarmac and I have to walk to the airport.

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And they're not actually able to land.

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And Floyd, the rescue slide and that's how they get down.

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That's a soft. Landing for front you.

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Sorry, we keep cutting you off. You're flying.

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No, that's fine.

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So? So my brother and sister in law are also coming, and.

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Yeah, so we're all going to go.

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My brother's like six, six.

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He's a big dude.

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And so it's always fun going with my brother because people

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either always starts off with big dudes or there's girls

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that want to like sit on his shoulders because he's so tall.

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There's always something that goes down.

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Yeah, when my brother's around.

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So it's always a good time. Is he.

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Is he a single gentleman?

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No, no.

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He's married to my best friend from high school, so, like.

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Yeah. Well, that's cool.

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Well, it was awkward for a while, I'll tell you that.

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Awkward? Yeah. Yeah.

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All the things girls talk about, all of a sudden you're like, I don't want to know.

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Let's now this is.

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No, but now it's like, so they got kids. So last night.

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No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

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Yeah. It's like we're all hanging out party.

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And I'm like, we're robin and go, oh, damn.

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So yeah, it was.

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Yeah, it was. It was a thing. That's funny.

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But we were good friends for years before that. Yeah, it's all good.

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We're going to have a great time. But I'm with you on the concert thing.

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It is just it's an experience that can be like also exhausting.

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So we're like trying to get ready for this. Like.

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Oh, it's super exhausting.

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I couldn't imagine four days or something like that.

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That's crazy. We're going to do it.

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I'm going to surprise.

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You with how much dancing and moshing I do.

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I would be dead.

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I mean, actually, that.

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You would have black eyes.

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Yeah. Like you would.

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Seriously, you.

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Would never get a black guy. I mean.

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I would have to, like, make up.

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Well, we they went to one show. We got rained on.

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It was like the one time in 18 years that's rain in Southern California.

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And we got a hotel near the venue.

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I'm like, Oh, we'll walk that way.

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We can, like get hammered at the concert, not worried about it and so we,

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we walked in. It was just drizzling. It's like a block. Yeah.

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And I was like, this is fine.

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So we're we're kind of like walking quickly halfway there, it started dumping.

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So we're we jog our way to the venue and we get there

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and they have is lined up outside to check IDs.

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They wouldn't let us in.

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Was it a 21 and over show?

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No, but if you want a beer, you had to check your ID outside.

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So you get a bracelet.

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They wouldn't do it. Inside is like, what the fuck?

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So we stood in line and somebody complained and this guy was like, Well,

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if I got to be out here, you got to be out here.

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I was like, Yeah, but you're getting paid to be, right?

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Yeah, I paid to be here.

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Right. So and then we get in

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and they take our ticket and there's this wide open lobby.

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I was like, You guys could have fucking checked our ideas in here.

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This is Jane.

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No, I was so pissed.

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So we're drenched the entire thing.

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No common sense.

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And then that.

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Yeah. And the beer was shit.

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Shit. Selection of beer.

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But figures that's the worst.

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It is. We, we made up for it the next day though.

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So all of our research, in fact, we brought some cans of we had some Malibu

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brewing cans and a couple of green cans.

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We brought them down to the little pre-game, a little post-game at the hotel.

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So at least we had good beer there.

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So anyways, good times. You're so smart.

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Always, always prepared. Always

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want to be on.

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Yeah, I know.

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Just walking with the car goes. I could not pat me down there, please.

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Thank you. I don't want to warm up the beer.

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My quads are sensitive.

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Yeah.

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My. It's not quite quad.

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Not quite gin.

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Somewhere in the middle.

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Yeah. Right.

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Sensitive side of my knee is quite sensitive and has a tumor.

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Please don't touch.

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Not humor.

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Those shorts are way too long.

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Yeah, that's all I pictured in my mind is how long those shorts are.

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Way too long.

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There for you.

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We got to get you, like, cargo short shorts.

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Oh, that's so cute, little Jesus.

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Cute, so cute. Little.

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Tiny little pockets.

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If you. If you could find them, I'll wear them.

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But they got to erupt.

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The hardest part is finding, like, stretchy shorts.

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Like casual stretchy shorts.

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Right. Because, like rings.

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Yeah, regular shorts don't fit around my legs.

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Those open trunks, that's genetics.

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We can. Probably have. Yeah, it is a do.

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Is it. Your work.

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I don't know.

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I don't know if it's a good problem to have.

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It's, I feel like.

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We didn't want that problem.

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You could work out other areas, right?

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Thank skinny legs if you want to.

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Skinny legs.

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It's like now that I got big legs, it's like, let's I guess, just keep them.

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Your name is Flex, isn't it?

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It is just flex edge.

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On my birth certificate and everything.

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Flex. Right, so I'm sexy.

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Middle name

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meaning no middle name me last name appear on.

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Of area, right? Like it was a funny story.

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There was we were out one of my friends had won a beer contest for

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to have his recipe made at a local brewery

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and it was a caramel caramel apple pop sour like him.

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Are those Carmel apple suckers that they give out every year

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and they just totally fucking nailed that.

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This beer was spot on.

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Probably the best beer I've had this year.

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And I even told told my friend that to

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mob craft brewing did it.

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And they did such a great job. Wow.

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I mean, they have a really brilliant sour program to begin with.

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And, you know, being that this was a sour, they just really nailed it.

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But somebody left their wallet or something at the bar

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and the bartender takes it and it's like walking around

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saying this person's name, asking if anybody is this person.

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And I just look around. I was like, No, I'm flex.

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And everybody just

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started busting out laughing, you know, is it kind of in the moment thing?

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But it just made me laugh because that's what everybody calls me.

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But I don't know. I don't think anybody actually knows my real name.

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Sometimes even local people you hang out with your flex.

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Yeah, people call me flex or flex.

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Your kids call you Daddy Flex.

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Terrified, terrified.

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Emergency forms.

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Called out for.

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Conflicts. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Flex me a field trip.

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Maybe I should just legally change my name.

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Yeah. Pull Hulk Hogan.

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Change it to Hogan instead of Blair. Yeah.

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Let me legally change it.

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Like I hope you. Did. I think he did.

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Why wouldn't he?

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Because I think his kids are all Hogan do.

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They are.

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So. Yeah. Do it. Come on.

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All right, fine. Is there.

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A beer?

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Serve beer. I love that.

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I'm looking for Mr.

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A beer is.

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Flex. Me a beer here.

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And alphabetically.

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You're golden, right? You want your last name?

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Start with the name. You're good. Oh, it's true.

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That's first verse in the phone book, even though it doesn't exist anymore. So.

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You know, what do they actually do? Exist?

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We got one a couple of months ago and I was like, What the fuck?

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They still send out Yellow Pages. What a. Waste.

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Green Johnson Apparently they do. All right.

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It's like the size of, like, a regular magazine now.

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It's like, not what it used.

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It's not what it used to be.

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Just everyone over 80 years old.

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Right?

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Yeah.

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The for the

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for people who still have their landlines and then a bunch of yellow pages.

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All right. That's that's funny.

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All right.

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Before we hear from the homie to your beer, let me make a call

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to the pen real quick.

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So he calls to the bullpen for beer.

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Well, as we ramp up for Spooky

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season, people are getting excited for a Halloween

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pumpkin. Beer, pumpkin.

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Exactly. I am drinking this pumped.

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No, fuck, no, I'm drinking.

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Compliments of Tabor, Holy Mountain and Boneyard Beer's

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collaboration called Holy Bones.

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Cascadian Dark IPA.

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It is, of course, 6.66% has 66 Abbey

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use and a 3.98 an untapped.

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Oh they couldn't make it a 6.66.

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That's like I know it's a lot of sixes in there.

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I now I just needed one more.

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They say the high priest calls upon you to pass judgment on this ale.

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Will it be broadsword or the third rebel?

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Whatever that is a choral or prayer

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from the depths as a buck at an least, hop the shit out of it.

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And the holiest of bones has risen.

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We join together and bring you the Cascadian Dark IPA.

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I appreciate that they swore in there untapped.

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Can we just stop for a second and give you a round of applause

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for not messing that up? That was.

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And that has never happened.

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In fact, mic quality right there. Okay. Right.

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I feel like I just got back from a wren fairs and then you're right.

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All right. I'm the schnoz.

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I get a lot of that sweetness that you get from a buck and then a lot of hop.

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Piney Miss, following that up, let me dig in here

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with the way less sexy and longer shorted tongue jabber.

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Bone yard is in Bend.

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If I remember correctly, I have family in Bend and

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they got some good beer in back.

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But Boehner yard.

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Yes that was like, oh, okay.

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Good job. Okay, that's what I thought.

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I was then out here for the last 2 minutes, try to figure that out.

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That's when Flex goes outside.

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He goes into his burner here.

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This is a little bit chocolaty, a little bit sweet.

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And they nailed it when they said they'd top the shit out of it.

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It is old school piney resin

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the and dank and finishes extra dry which makes you it take more sips

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yeah good yeah this is my first from either these two breweries.

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Really.

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Boneyard yeah.

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Or boner beer bone boner here.

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Here.

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And I don't know if you guys see the canned cans. Pretty sweet.

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I can't see it.

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And I believe that is they chose the the broadsword is.

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Okay from what I would any that means but.

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I don't know he's holding the sword and it was in the description.

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I don't know stuff nerd stuff.

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Nerd style gossip.

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The things to devour for ahead of up.

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All right, so we check in with the homie, see what she was up to.

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I can't really curious about this one.

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Start taking notes.

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Hello.

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No one is available to take your call.

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Please leave a message after the tone aways.

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Homies to you. Be here.

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Craft beer, republic to your beer.

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So check it out, homies. I was some notes

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as I listen to the show and I want to talk about some stuff homie.

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Let's get this one out of the way real quick Busta Rhymes where you are

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absolutely capital wrong homie.

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Busta Rhymes When he raps every word

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that comes out of his mouth is actually a fucking word.

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Holmes That is what happens in accurate.

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He does not do the minimum number.

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He's actually saying words, and I should tell you.

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But I mean, rapper kind of like the lyrics.

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Yeah.

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Let's go to Malibu Beer Company.

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You talk about it.

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I looked for one of the huge targets in this country, about five games

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this season.

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And every game that I go to, I make sure they are playing against the madres.

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I don't like the madres matches.

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There's one player that I really, really dislike by the name of my shadow.

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My voice just started coming back because I boo the hell out of him

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on Friday, homie.

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That's the only player that I will boo

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and I make sure he hears me and it's very,

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very loud when I boo machado homie

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there was a Dodger and he never hustle these Spike other players.

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It's just a dirty, dirty player anyways.

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Never buy him this. Talk about some beers.

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Dodger Stadium does have a couple craft beers like L.A.

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Works, Santa monica Brewing Company,

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and they do have Malibu Beer Company or whatever.

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They have Noble Brewing Company. Malibu Beer Company.

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They do have it.

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I think we had a golden paradise, which is a golden ale.

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I did order two cans.

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There are 12 ounce cans. I don't remember the price.

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I didn't get to drink them because they didn't have them in stock for me.

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So I think the brand has been pulled out of the stadium.

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Craft beer, I think is only Sierra Nevada and

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L.A. Ale Works and oh, the Santa monica Beer Company.

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And they also do have brew yard homie.

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That's the question I have

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you ever have brew your I have you ever been to brew your.

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I have. Have you ever been disappointed by them?

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I have. I don't

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I don't know how they got the beers at Dodger Stadium.

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My hat's to them, but their beer is not really that amazing to be there.

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There's a brewery, a stone's throw away,

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and they have a beer called baseball that's dedicated to the Dodgers.

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And that brewery is called Highland Park Brewery.

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Why are they not at Dodger Stadium?

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The why is that beer not there?

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Why is that brewery not their homey?

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You know how much fucking beer

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I would buy if Highland Park was at Dodger Stadium homes?

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Enough said.

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The sad thing is

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by two they Zappa's and then I started chugging

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mango cards because there are 90.2 cans

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and they're a little bit cheaper than 16 ounce cans of IPA by Santa monica.

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That cost me 18 bucks. So it is what it is.

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It's a situation of drinking toilet wine, beer.

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So that's what you got to do. So there you go.

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Can we get Highland Park Brewery adult stage at the stadium?

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How how did Brew Yard get into Dodger Stadium?

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Why not Highland Park as a me rural me this

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the other thing is for flex flex

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these fucking honeybees or fruit flies or whatever you call them,

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one way to get rid of that is wash your damn cans

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only the way that you wash your balls after you work out.

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Rinse out your cans after a drinking session, homie.

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Get rid of the slash at the at the bottom of your cabinet.

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You can't get in your glass, rinse it out real quick and pop it in your

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wherever you recycle, homie, and you will not have that issue.

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So treat your cans the way you treat your balls.

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This is to you beer.

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He had to watch you piss out.

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She was calling you from now.

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One word of wisdom. Wow.

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All right, first of all, go listen to this song.

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Look at Me Now, featuring Busta Rhymes.

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He absolutely murdered.

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Right out, out, out, out, out, out.

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Yeah, it's a it's a no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Yeah, yeah. Look, I love Busta.

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He does a great job of his management is, but he absolutely does it.

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And as far as the Malibu

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brewing at Dodger Stadium, I actually talked to Ryan about this.

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He says they are the cheapest craft beer at Dodger Stadium.

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And so because of that, it flies off the shelves

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and they're not able to keep it in stock.

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So they haven't been they're not out of Dodger Stadium.

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They're just doing their best to keep up with demand.

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It's a lager.

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It's it's delicious.

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And it's the cheapest one you can buy at the park.

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So people buy it up just because it's cheap. Wow.

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So there's that. Yeah.

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And yeah, flex washer balls.

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I guess I'll have to. See.

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Your cans and your balls.

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But for actually I have been rinsing out my cans ever since then because I

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guess I didn't take into consideration the hot summers

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and the hot garage where everything just incubates and.

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Yeah.

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And we're, you know, we're getting through.

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There's probably about like four fruit flies maybe left

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in my house that I can't fucking get rid of.

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Is that for your balls or your cans?

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Right.

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The jury's out on that one.

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I don't know.

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We saw the short shorts.

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Any fires? Did you? That's true.

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No buzz. And you're right.

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Yeah, it seemed clean.

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Very clean. Kinetic.

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Enough about my balls.

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I don't know

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enough about your balls.

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You know, they're doing flex. Greg and I had some stuff.

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Yeah.

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Let me get my scroll out here.

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Notes and notes about your balls.

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Like chew with this paper.

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Okay? Okay.

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First thing. Yeah.

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First thing.

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Your shorts.

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I can see your balls.

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Second,

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black disguises like the green and the gray.

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Essentially. Accentuate.

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That.

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Is 100% accurate.

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I am excited. Yes.

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All right.

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We'll get off we'll get off the ball subject.

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Greg lights up so much when we get there. So it's true.

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Have to really enjoyed it.

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Sorry, everyone.

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Thanks for listening.

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You're still. For whatever.

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Whatever ego I have is is because of Greg.

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And my love for your. Bones.

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I. Oh, we should move on now.

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What else? We got that.

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Well, Heineken UK has finally

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taken full ownership of London's Beavertail guy.

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We went from balls to beers of one.

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We are an equal opportunity pass.

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Greg.

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You are not wrong.

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All inclusive, very inclusive

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has taken full ownership of London's Beavertown Brewery.

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A couple of years ago,

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they bought a stake in the brewery, and now they are full owners.

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And this, if you guys remember, I think it's been a couple of years,

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but they had a I think pre-COVID, they had a festival planned out, Beavertown did.

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And once they got partially bought out by Heineken, everyone dropped out

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because Heineken is a shitty slave wage company.

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Oh, really? I did not know that. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Like, they they go to countries where, like,

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there's no labor laws and brew their beer there and stuff.

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So jeez, that's it's almost as gross as their beer.

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Yeah.

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So remember that next time you're drinking a beavertown or

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or a Leonidas, or just a plain, old fashioned, disgusting heinie.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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According to Drizly over Labor Day weekend, light lagers and American lagers

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gained a huge share on their app and seltzers went down.

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Interesting. Yes.

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Yay for real beer.

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Yay for lager.

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And at that they were so light.

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Still a lager, right?

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They went up because it was frickin hot.

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I mean, it was like a ten degrees on the entire planet.

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So it's not like they're saying IPAs or Stouts or whatever.

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It was like no lagers over Seltzers because.

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Right.

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It was hot. It was it was speaking of balls.

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It was balls out. It was ridiculous.

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I can't wait to see who enjoys this one.

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Dunkin Donuts

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doing their annual release with Harpoon Brewing of their pumpkin beer.

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And this year they're making it a multipack

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with coffee roll, hazelnut and cold brew.

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To. Bring me the pumpkin.

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Greg.

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I try to. Bring a pumpkin.

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Yeah. I don't hate on pumpkin beers.

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I, I enjoy me a nice pumpkin beer with some spice.

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You know, I might enjoy a nice pumpkin beer if I ever found a nice pumpkin maker.

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That Buffalo Bill's oatmeal stout dark pumpkin.

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I need to get some. I will get it to you.

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Is it widely distributed that.

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Can I find it at a total wine or demo?

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You probably can. And that's where I found it.

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That's where I have, like, a total whiner about Moe.

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And it's an oven, tin cans and aluminum.

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You don't like that. And there's probably no chance.

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That lake or lakefront brewing here does a pumpkin lager.

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And it is fucking phenomenal.

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Look, if you guys say it's good, I will look for it.

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And if I find it, I will have it and give a fair assessment on the show.

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I will not pretend to dislike it if I actually like.

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Okay, do you like pump? Do you not like pumpkin at all?

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Or it's like the beer and pumpkin combo.

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Beer and pumpkin.

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I love pumpkin pie. Like the pie.

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Okay. In solid form.

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But I hate when they attempt to make their beer taste like pumpkin pie.

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Would you drink a pumpkin spice latte?

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I've had one. It's whatever. Okay?

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I don't care. I don't like them.

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I don't hate them as much as, like, a beer.

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But honestly, just too sweet for me.

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That was the biggest. Problem that.

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Dogfish Head is going to close their Miami taproom,

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citing the increase in rent as the reason it's going to Spenser down there.

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How many taprooms do they have?

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Three or four.

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Okay. I think it's going to be two or three.

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Oh oh. Seven.

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Yeah. Get a report from Vanessa. Let's see.

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Doesn't say sorry, Vanessa. Yeah, we're missing out.

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I went as a I. Vanessa.

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Hey. So bad news for her.

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Maybe I wasn't in on this one.

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The best breweries near every NFL stadium.

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And don't worry, I am not going to read every.

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Now, do we maybe pick a few? Okay.

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Erica, who's your team?

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Do you have a football team?

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Well, it's definitely not the Raiders.

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If you remember that episode and those fans are assholes, but

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and probably the Niners, I mean, perfect.

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Well, that's a twofer because that's my favorite.

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Okay.

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So 40 Niners and of course, Levi's Stadium, not anywhere near San Francisco.

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Okay.

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They say touchdown is a category.

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So good bear bottle brewing company in Santa Clara

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and then their first down, which is like almost as good, humble

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sea brewing company at their Pacifica or Santa Cruz Taprooms.

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Okay, this is really good.

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Yeah.

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That humble sea for sure and not had beer bottle brewing.

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And then flex of course is a fan of the fudge packers.

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I love PAC and fudge.

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Yeah so sweet. And listen,

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let's see if you've been to any of these ones.

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Touchdown Badger State Brewing.

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I have not, but I've heard a lot of good things.

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Okay.

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And then first down Interline Brewing.

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We did go to Hinterland last year for my birthday, actually.

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We went up to Green Bay.

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We toured the stadium and then for dinner cruise over to Hinterland Nice.

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And then because Eric is such a big fan, if you're in Vegas seeing the Raiders

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touchdown Neon Desert brewing and first down

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Abel Baker Brewing Company never had either of them.

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Okay, anybody else?

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Anybody want to know about any of their teams? Okay.

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What about.

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Nope, nope.

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I had Nick Nash at Soldier Field in Chicago.

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So you.

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I'm just trying. It out there. Chicago.

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What are the what beer.

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The people drinking that are in the not in Chicago.

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Probably, but.

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Probably Goose. Island. Yeah, that's true.

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Touchdown.

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Moody Tung, Brewing Company, Mony Tang.

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Never heard of it.

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And then first down is.

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Oh, God, here's a name done a year.

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Duende y rr dernier artisan fermenter project. Oh.

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Okay. News to me.

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Mm Yeah. It sounds boozy.

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Does that kind of sounds like they might have some good sours, though?

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Just by the name. Yeah.

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So anyways, and then I figured I'd do this one just because it's

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from where I'm at the ram slash chargers because they, they share a stadium.

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Three Weavers Brewing is a touch down. Great brewery.

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There's three weavers. Yeah.

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And then first down Cummins Space Brewery in El Segundo.

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I don't know if I've had any. Comment I don't think. Yeah.

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Like I've heard about that but I don't yeah.

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I've, I've never had any things.

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Yeah. I don't, I don't know that I've had anything from them.

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So anyhow that's pretty much it.

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Mm hmm. I won't hit some music.

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I'm glad we made it through today.

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Not to loud.

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Too painful with my English abilities. I'm very excited.

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You did great today.

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So articulate today, Greg.

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Oh, God. Unique New York. It was fantastic.

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So thank you all for joining at Craft Beer Republic of course, at Flex Me Beer

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underscores that between and at NEC Nosh LLC underscores in between there as well.

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Grab your protocol Nick Nosh dot com 805538 beer 2337.

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And I do believe that is everything.

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So I hope everyone is staying very well hydrated.

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And on that.