Let's see them. Short shorts. You got the short shorts?
Speaker:Are they short? How short are they? Let's see.
Speaker:They're pretty short.
Speaker:Are they ever not short?
Speaker:Hold on. Let me get up.
Speaker:Okay, let's see.
Speaker:Oh, damn.
Speaker:Do they get any shorter like these?
Speaker:Not possible. No.
Speaker:Oh, they just did.
Speaker:The bulge isn't super prominent in the black shorts,
Speaker:but it's very prominent in the gray and the green.
Speaker:Okay, good to know.
Speaker:Keep that in mind.
Speaker:Welcome.
Speaker:And everybody, it is the Craft Beer Republic.
Speaker:Thanks for drinking.
Speaker:Thanks for joining.
Speaker:Thanks for hopping on over. I am Greg.
Speaker:I am being joined by the shortest shorts in literally all of the world.
Speaker:Any shorter, they would not be shorts. Flex what's happening?
Speaker:Nothing much. Was that hop on over?
Speaker:Was that like a pun?
Speaker:Was that like a like it like a pun?
Speaker:Is that. Yeah.
Speaker:Well, I would say, like I thought about it and planned it out,
Speaker:but I was like, I'm just going to say this now.
Speaker:And luckily it wasn't offensive.
Speaker:I don't think so half the time.
Speaker:No, I.
Speaker:Took zero offense.
Speaker:I was just like, wow, this was pretty good for Greg.
Speaker:Yeah. Greg, I. Had to sit. I feel.
Speaker:Good that.
Speaker:That was that was a solid A-minus for.
Speaker:Greg and C.
Speaker:Plus for everyone. Else.
Speaker:But off to a good start already.
Speaker:And then, of course, joining us,
Speaker:the salmon of Capistrano, the salty sailor herself.
Speaker:Erica, what the fuck is.
Speaker:The salmon of. Capistrano?
Speaker:That's from Dumb and Dumber Friends.
Speaker:It's kind of going on with my beard tonight.
Speaker:You know, I'm flocking to CBR like the salmon of Capistrano.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:You remember. The show? I don't remember the movie.
Speaker:Anyone except for the women. Dumb Dumber.
Speaker:Yes, I remember.
Speaker:I remember it. I haven't seen it in, like, 25 years.
Speaker:What are you talking about? Going to Aspen, right?
Speaker:That's been where the women flock, like the salmon of Capistrano.
Speaker:Anyways, I. Don't remember that.
Speaker:I'm so glad I could school you guys on a movie for once.
Speaker:Right now.
Speaker:You got. You got to cut this entire part out
Speaker:because we're just going to show, you know.
Speaker:Now we're no. Better than you guys.
Speaker:Now crank it out.
Speaker:Which is funny
Speaker:because I love the whole Aspen thing and that guy, that part of the movie
Speaker:makes me crack up. I cannot believe I.
Speaker:Well, the whole movie.
Speaker:You know, does the job.
Speaker:It's you can't stop laughing the entire movie.
Speaker:Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I love it.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:When I was young and it first came out like I thought Aspen was in California.
Speaker:When I first watch it, he was like, Oh, California.
Speaker:I was like, Oh, I think there's one in Colorado.
Speaker:Do I?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You know, and I'm done all in some way.
Speaker:Yeah. Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker:You should do it like a remake.
Speaker:We're flexing rig travel the country in a sheepdog van or something.
Speaker:That would be.
Speaker:That would be a no.
Speaker:That's what we'll we'll do our tour through in Finland.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:We need a sheepdog plane to hit Europe.
Speaker:That is. Is it
Speaker:so good.
Speaker:Anyways follow us on the socials craft beer republic selects
Speaker:me a beer underscore is in between and NEC Nosh LLC underscores
Speaker:in between each word there and eight divided by three beer
Speaker:if you want to call us speaking of corn we got a voicemail from the homie.
Speaker:Chew your beer He's got a bone to pick with a couple of us.
Speaker:Can't wait to hear that one.
Speaker:Oh, he's never angry, so that's good. Wow.
Speaker:I have some research to talk about,
Speaker:some booze, news to get to, and so much more.
Speaker:I think we should kick off the hydration with what the salmon of Capistrano is.
Speaker:Drinking over there.
Speaker:Oh, I.
Speaker:Hey, friends.
Speaker:So tonight
Speaker:I'm drunk and numb and number by Fall River Brewing.
Speaker:It is a double hazy IPA.
Speaker:I'm already feeling this baby and it says Best Enjoyed Outdoors,
Speaker:which is one reason I love them because they always say
Speaker:that on their beers and so is our best outdoors.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:And the camp has that sheepdog van right on the front there from some here.
Speaker:That is awesome cannot it's.
Speaker:Super and you know what
Speaker:little trivia what is that bird's name in the movie.
Speaker:PD? PD, our pets heads are falling off.
Speaker:So yeah, PD is on the can too.
Speaker:And so I think, Greg, we really.
Speaker:Blind bird to you or somebody in the dead bird.
Speaker:To the. Blanket. To a blanket. Yeah.
Speaker:And there's so many great lines from that movie.
Speaker:It's so classic and so we reviewed Nam
Speaker:Nam Juice and you played the sweet clip from that TMT Yes.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So this is Nam a number because it's double hazy IPA
Speaker:and it is a eight, it's 8.2% ABV so I'm feeling it 37 I've used
Speaker:it is a four
Speaker:on untapped very respectable in area. Yeah.
Speaker:So I'm loving that.
Speaker:So Fall River's in Redding, California, so just north of me about an hour or so.
Speaker:So here's the details.
Speaker:Just when you think it couldn't get possibly any number,
Speaker:we go and do something like this and totally redeem ourselves.
Speaker:Now I'm enamored, double hazy.
Speaker:IPA is bursting with the same tropical juiciness of num num juice,
Speaker:which was delicious,
Speaker:but an even richer vibe that causes beautiful people to flock instinctively.
Speaker:Like the salmon of Capistrano.
Speaker:Even if you've got no food, got no job, your pets, heads are falling off,
Speaker:you've got numb and number.
Speaker:So make like you're in Austria, throw another shrimp
Speaker:on the barbie and crack open another one.
Speaker:Make Lloyd and Harry proud.
Speaker:Oh, look, first. So
Speaker:there.
Speaker:Is that.
Speaker:And so this haze, you just got your typical hazy look. It's
Speaker:it had a really nice foamy head on it and kind of a
Speaker:maybe pineapple, a little stone fruit.
Speaker:While you sip.
Speaker:I will say that I appreciate all of the the references on the description there.
Speaker:Some. Random in there.
Speaker:Maybe that was great.
Speaker:So when you pour so.
Speaker:Many more, they're not there just makes like Mark yeah yeah.
Speaker:I still want you guys to do that as an opening but
Speaker:hops.
Speaker:Yeah, right. Nailed it.
Speaker:It was quick.
Speaker:Beer.
Speaker:It's got a bit of a stone fruit taste and
Speaker:some happiness.
Speaker:A sweet
Speaker:finish finishes with a little happiness, but not a big burn for a double the 8.2%.
Speaker:I love it.
Speaker:It's good.
Speaker:I'm happy.
Speaker:Sounds like it totally fits the algorithm.
Speaker:It fits the algorithm.
Speaker:This can is really on fire. I love it.
Speaker:And do you prefer this one or the regular num num?
Speaker:I would probably drink the regular num num a little more frequently
Speaker:because I mean, when I drink a double, it's fast too.
Speaker:So able to have a few more ranks.
Speaker:But if I'm just going to have one or something, then this is perfect.
Speaker:It's really good.
Speaker:I'm happy that 88.2 is sort of wheelhouse for me.
Speaker:Is it seems. Like beer for flex.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You are much more seasoned than me.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Have you guys been watching the the She-Hulk series on Disney+?
Speaker:Yes, I have.
Speaker:I've actually been enjoying it very much so.
Speaker:Well, in there they describe that like when she's hold out, she can drink
Speaker:way more.
Speaker:Like her metabolism is super fast and she can't get hammered.
Speaker:It's usually yeah back like she's normal person get Tamara flexes the fucking.
Speaker:Holster he hot yeah he's. So really. Good he
Speaker:the hulk he can drink.
Speaker:Without getting drunk.
Speaker:My gosh I just had an epiphany that explains the short shorts.
Speaker:Because Hulk's shorts are really short.
Speaker:Yeah, because when he.
Speaker:Oh this is. Rips through them. Yeah.
Speaker:They're green short shorts.
Speaker:That's why this never crossed my mind before.
Speaker:Well.
Speaker:So now I got to talk.
Speaker:Now I got to get my purple shorts, you know?
Speaker:Yeah, right.
Speaker:Oh. There you go.
Speaker:Halloween costume, 2020. Two.
Speaker:I was actually thinking Macho Man this year, but.
Speaker:Oh, yeah. So not sentenced on.
Speaker:If you do.
Speaker:Will you please walk around with boxes of Slim Jims?
Speaker:Yeah, I could probably do that.
Speaker:I get them at work.
Speaker:I can give you Slim Jim pretzel necklace.
Speaker:Yes, that sounds amazing.
Speaker:Amazing.
Speaker:That'd be so.
Speaker:Who the fuck doesn't want to snap into a Slim Jim? No.
Speaker:Yeah, everyone. Does.
Speaker:Anybody who cares about their health doesn't want it.
Speaker:But that being said, that sounds delicious.
Speaker:We love you, Slim Jim.
Speaker:Don't like sue us or something anyhow.
Speaker:All right, well, that's the.
Speaker:It's probably the most publicity they've gotten in years.
Speaker:Right? Probably accurate.
Speaker:Somebody mentioned us. Right?
Speaker:They're very shallow. They're long.
Speaker:That's true.
Speaker:Let's talk about Slim Jims and Circuit City.
Speaker:Very relevant product.
Speaker:Most either have been made in a decade.
Speaker:Fantastic.
Speaker:All right. What's going on, you guys?
Speaker:I went to my first actual concert since COVID.
Speaker:Ale was in.
Speaker:Oh, and I did not get a black eye.
Speaker:I miss it.
Speaker:I mean, that is not.
Speaker:Not the full effect of a concert.
Speaker:You got to get the black guy. In there clearly. Done it wrong.
Speaker:You were not serving enough.
Speaker:Yeah, I was.
Speaker:I, I did not ask for the full flex treatment when I walked into the door.
Speaker:So anyway, we went saw Andrew McMahon.
Speaker:For those who don't know,
Speaker:he was the front man for something corporate back in the day.
Speaker:And then Jack's mannequin and now just Andrew McMahon on his own.
Speaker:But it was his 40th birthday, so he did sets with something
Speaker:corporate, brought him out that is set with Jack's mannequin crew,
Speaker:which is like half his current crew anyways.
Speaker:And then did like the Andrew McMahon set is actually really awesome show.
Speaker:Yeah, it sounds really good.
Speaker:So I know a lot of the old school emo people know who something corporate is.
Speaker:So even for those of you who do know he did Constantine and it took like
Speaker:18 minutes to get through.
Speaker:So that was good times all the guys came out for that one.
Speaker:Everyone's like, who?
Speaker:You know, it's a really it's like his stairway to heaven.
Speaker:It just never ends.
Speaker:I mean, he never does it at concerts because it takes up the time of,
Speaker:like, three songs.
Speaker:He doesn't want to, you know, take a little time anyway.
Speaker:So so that was fun is down in Orange County in Anaheim near Disneyland.
Speaker:And so on the way back we were like, Well, let's drink our way home.
Speaker:It's like a two hour drive, so why don't we do a little research on what's.
Speaker:Safer than that? Yeah, nothing.
Speaker:So, you know, breweries don't open till noon,
Speaker:but we found a brewery in the area is called Chapman Crafted.
Speaker:I'd heard of it. I'd never been there before.
Speaker:And they in the mornings do coffee,
Speaker:their own craft coffee, and then at noon you can start ordering beer.
Speaker:So we got there about 11, had some delicious coffee.
Speaker:I seen the picture. I looked really gnarly.
Speaker:It was so good.
Speaker:I have to admit, the coffee was better than the beer.
Speaker:Like the beer wasn't wasn't bad.
Speaker:It wasn't amazing.
Speaker:It was just, you know, it was good beer solid.
Speaker:But the coffee was really, really good.
Speaker:Like, I'd go back for coffee all the time. That was delicious.
Speaker:And then we were in the area and we'd heard of this place called Brew.
Speaker:Home Brew Home Brewing a brew home something.
Speaker:Well, that's. A fun name.
Speaker:I like that a lot, right? It's a fun name. So we looked it up.
Speaker:We found it.
Speaker:Amazing location.
Speaker:Like the building is super cool.
Speaker:Great place to hang out. Huge spot.
Speaker:Somebody was having, like their one year old's first birthday and they
Speaker:he took a like at the brewery and just brought
Speaker:in, like, tons of homemade Chinese food.
Speaker:I was so jealous, like, hi, can I.
Speaker:Can I join your party and have some Chinese food, please?
Speaker:At one point the somebody asked the grandma, like,
Speaker:where'd you guys get this from?
Speaker:She's like, I made it like, super.
Speaker:I was like, Fuck, I want.
Speaker:So that is super offended.
Speaker:Yeah, but the beer.
Speaker:I don't enjoy talking shit about breweries, but the beer was no bueno.
Speaker:No, man, no.
Speaker:Like we ordered.
Speaker:We always like the wife and I will get a flight, we'll share it.
Speaker:And then if it's good, you know, we'll move on to either another flight or,
Speaker:you know, a pint of what we liked or whatever.
Speaker:None of them none of them are like we were choking them down and like the guy
Speaker:was kind of like we walked up and he just kind of us was like, Can we order?
Speaker:He's like, Yeah, like we do flight.
Speaker:Yeah, I guess. I was like, Oh, so.
Speaker:That's what he said.
Speaker:Yeah, it was real.
Speaker:Like she, like he was annoyed by us because we were the first customers
Speaker:he'd had in a while and I guess he had to work.
Speaker:But as we get to our flight, doesn't tell us like what order it's in.
Speaker:We had to figure it out, which luckily were nerds.
Speaker:So I could like smell my way through the order and figure out which was which.
Speaker:Because you got your sister on untapped.
Speaker:It makes sense. That's right.
Speaker:It was it honestly, it was so bad.
Speaker:It got to the point where it just like, let's fucking pound these and bounce.
Speaker:And we, we just plugged in and and got out of there was
Speaker:I hope I hope we ordered the six worst beers they make.
Speaker:That's all I can say. Yeah that but. And bad service.
Speaker:So that's like a double like double negative, right.
Speaker:That didn't. Help. Yeah.
Speaker:Then we redeemed versus we totally.
Speaker:Redeemed.
Speaker:And we hit up Radiant Brewing, which we've had them on the show
Speaker:and we've been there a few times.
Speaker:And if you're looking for a hazy which honestly
Speaker:good hazy and so Cal are not always easy to come by man.
Speaker:Radiant fucking knows what they're doing with
Speaker:the haze is it's the former crew over from the brewery.
Speaker:So, you know, they know what's up there call schism and just everything
Speaker:they had a sour that was so good so we brought back lots of cans.
Speaker:I pulled a flex, bought a hat. It was. Yes.
Speaker:Not subsets.
Speaker:Yeah, it was. Black on black. It's pretty sweet.
Speaker:That is sweet.
Speaker:And then finally,
Speaker:as we got closer to home, we stopped in at Malibu Brewing again and.
Speaker:Oh, I got. Some good.
Speaker:And a couple Berliners.
Speaker:Say gourmet food did yourself to death or what?
Speaker:Honestly, we'd already had lunch and it was unexpected.
Speaker:So we're like, Well, let's just have some beer.
Speaker:And so we had a couple.
Speaker:They had Berliners and they're Berliners.
Speaker:Berliners are three and a half percent. And, you know, we'd kind of like an old.
Speaker:Traditional that's pretty red. So. Holy.
Speaker:She had a coat. Yeah, I had a couple of those.
Speaker:And then crawler to go and rain.
Speaker:One of the counters that we talked about last time when we're there was
Speaker:there was hanging out and talking to us and so good time at Malibu as for huge
Speaker:but man I tell you nothing like going to a concert.
Speaker:It's.
Speaker:Oh god it's the best live music just the atmosphere that yeah
Speaker:everybody's there for the same reason because they just fucking love the music.
Speaker:So yeah.
Speaker:It's like the closest thing to a religious experience.
Speaker:All, all enjoy.
Speaker:So when is Aftershock coming up?
Speaker:Yeah, it's October, I think ninth or whatever.
Speaker:We have four day passes.
Speaker:God, I'm like, wow, I know.
Speaker:I'm just like, oh, we're like, we're working out.
Speaker:We're trying to make sure we're in good shape.
Speaker:Yeah, it's like, I want to be there.
Speaker:Well, not just for that, but it's like, dang, this is a big commitment.
Speaker:Let's, let's do this. Do that up your liver.
Speaker:It makes me grimace back in the eighties.
Speaker:Seriously? We got bean. Bags to go.
Speaker:Yeah. Are you bringing the kids to this?
Speaker:Oh, hell, no. Oh, no, no. On kids.
Speaker:I was like, oh, I in family to watch the kids for this so.
Speaker:Wow. Yeah.
Speaker:It's a four day Dr. Money. It's right
Speaker:my brother and
Speaker:yes you know Portland's not that far is 150 bucks.
Speaker:All right, people.
Speaker:But worth it for.
Speaker:In the frontier. What do you.
Speaker:Think?
Speaker:It's.
Speaker:Yeah, they got the 12 hour flight from Portland.
Speaker:It's normally 2 hours, but it's. Yeah, it's worth it.
Speaker:And they.
Speaker:Bought their.
Speaker:Ticket, but they have to pay their on baggage
Speaker:fees, which are double their ticket.
Speaker:Prices.
Speaker:They come in at three in the morning and got a Uber to my house.
Speaker:So I get to actually get to the little jetway.
Speaker:They just stop on the tarmac and I have to walk to the airport.
Speaker:And they're not actually able to land.
Speaker:And Floyd, the rescue slide and that's how they get down.
Speaker:That's a soft. Landing for front you.
Speaker:Sorry, we keep cutting you off. You're flying.
Speaker:No, that's fine.
Speaker:So? So my brother and sister in law are also coming, and.
Speaker:Yeah, so we're all going to go.
Speaker:My brother's like six, six.
Speaker:He's a big dude.
Speaker:And so it's always fun going with my brother because people
Speaker:either always starts off with big dudes or there's girls
Speaker:that want to like sit on his shoulders because he's so tall.
Speaker:There's always something that goes down.
Speaker:Yeah, when my brother's around.
Speaker:So it's always a good time. Is he.
Speaker:Is he a single gentleman?
Speaker:No, no.
Speaker:He's married to my best friend from high school, so, like.
Speaker:Yeah. Well, that's cool.
Speaker:Well, it was awkward for a while, I'll tell you that.
Speaker:Awkward? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker:All the things girls talk about, all of a sudden you're like, I don't want to know.
Speaker:Let's now this is.
Speaker:No, but now it's like, so they got kids. So last night.
Speaker:No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
Speaker:Yeah. It's like we're all hanging out party.
Speaker:And I'm like, we're robin and go, oh, damn.
Speaker:So yeah, it was.
Speaker:Yeah, it was. It was a thing. That's funny.
Speaker:But we were good friends for years before that. Yeah, it's all good.
Speaker:We're going to have a great time. But I'm with you on the concert thing.
Speaker:It is just it's an experience that can be like also exhausting.
Speaker:So we're like trying to get ready for this. Like.
Speaker:Oh, it's super exhausting.
Speaker:I couldn't imagine four days or something like that.
Speaker:That's crazy. We're going to do it.
Speaker:I'm going to surprise.
Speaker:You with how much dancing and moshing I do.
Speaker:I would be dead.
Speaker:I mean, actually, that.
Speaker:You would have black eyes.
Speaker:Yeah. Like you would.
Speaker:Seriously, you.
Speaker:Would never get a black guy. I mean.
Speaker:I would have to, like, make up.
Speaker:Well, we they went to one show. We got rained on.
Speaker:It was like the one time in 18 years that's rain in Southern California.
Speaker:And we got a hotel near the venue.
Speaker:I'm like, Oh, we'll walk that way.
Speaker:We can, like get hammered at the concert, not worried about it and so we,
Speaker:we walked in. It was just drizzling. It's like a block. Yeah.
Speaker:And I was like, this is fine.
Speaker:So we're we're kind of like walking quickly halfway there, it started dumping.
Speaker:So we're we jog our way to the venue and we get there
Speaker:and they have is lined up outside to check IDs.
Speaker:They wouldn't let us in.
Speaker:Was it a 21 and over show?
Speaker:No, but if you want a beer, you had to check your ID outside.
Speaker:So you get a bracelet.
Speaker:They wouldn't do it. Inside is like, what the fuck?
Speaker:So we stood in line and somebody complained and this guy was like, Well,
Speaker:if I got to be out here, you got to be out here.
Speaker:I was like, Yeah, but you're getting paid to be, right?
Speaker:Yeah, I paid to be here.
Speaker:Right. So and then we get in
Speaker:and they take our ticket and there's this wide open lobby.
Speaker:I was like, You guys could have fucking checked our ideas in here.
Speaker:This is Jane.
Speaker:No, I was so pissed.
Speaker:So we're drenched the entire thing.
Speaker:No common sense.
Speaker:And then that.
Speaker:Yeah. And the beer was shit.
Speaker:Shit. Selection of beer.
Speaker:But figures that's the worst.
Speaker:It is. We, we made up for it the next day though.
Speaker:So all of our research, in fact, we brought some cans of we had some Malibu
Speaker:brewing cans and a couple of green cans.
Speaker:We brought them down to the little pre-game, a little post-game at the hotel.
Speaker:So at least we had good beer there.
Speaker:So anyways, good times. You're so smart.
Speaker:Always, always prepared. Always
Speaker:want to be on.
Speaker:Yeah, I know.
Speaker:Just walking with the car goes. I could not pat me down there, please.
Speaker:Thank you. I don't want to warm up the beer.
Speaker:My quads are sensitive.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:My. It's not quite quad.
Speaker:Not quite gin.
Speaker:Somewhere in the middle.
Speaker:Yeah. Right.
Speaker:Sensitive side of my knee is quite sensitive and has a tumor.
Speaker:Please don't touch.
Speaker:Not humor.
Speaker:Those shorts are way too long.
Speaker:Yeah, that's all I pictured in my mind is how long those shorts are.
Speaker:Way too long.
Speaker:There for you.
Speaker:We got to get you, like, cargo short shorts.
Speaker:Oh, that's so cute, little Jesus.
Speaker:Cute, so cute. Little.
Speaker:Tiny little pockets.
Speaker:If you. If you could find them, I'll wear them.
Speaker:But they got to erupt.
Speaker:The hardest part is finding, like, stretchy shorts.
Speaker:Like casual stretchy shorts.
Speaker:Right. Because, like rings.
Speaker:Yeah, regular shorts don't fit around my legs.
Speaker:Those open trunks, that's genetics.
Speaker:We can. Probably have. Yeah, it is a do.
Speaker:Is it. Your work.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I don't know if it's a good problem to have.
Speaker:It's, I feel like.
Speaker:We didn't want that problem.
Speaker:You could work out other areas, right?
Speaker:Thank skinny legs if you want to.
Speaker:Skinny legs.
Speaker:It's like now that I got big legs, it's like, let's I guess, just keep them.
Speaker:Your name is Flex, isn't it?
Speaker:It is just flex edge.
Speaker:On my birth certificate and everything.
Speaker:Flex. Right, so I'm sexy.
Speaker:Middle name
Speaker:meaning no middle name me last name appear on.
Speaker:Of area, right? Like it was a funny story.
Speaker:There was we were out one of my friends had won a beer contest for
Speaker:to have his recipe made at a local brewery
Speaker:and it was a caramel caramel apple pop sour like him.
Speaker:Are those Carmel apple suckers that they give out every year
Speaker:and they just totally fucking nailed that.
Speaker:This beer was spot on.
Speaker:Probably the best beer I've had this year.
Speaker:And I even told told my friend that to
Speaker:mob craft brewing did it.
Speaker:And they did such a great job. Wow.
Speaker:I mean, they have a really brilliant sour program to begin with.
Speaker:And, you know, being that this was a sour, they just really nailed it.
Speaker:But somebody left their wallet or something at the bar
Speaker:and the bartender takes it and it's like walking around
Speaker:saying this person's name, asking if anybody is this person.
Speaker:And I just look around. I was like, No, I'm flex.
Speaker:And everybody just
Speaker:started busting out laughing, you know, is it kind of in the moment thing?
Speaker:But it just made me laugh because that's what everybody calls me.
Speaker:But I don't know. I don't think anybody actually knows my real name.
Speaker:Sometimes even local people you hang out with your flex.
Speaker:Yeah, people call me flex or flex.
Speaker:Your kids call you Daddy Flex.
Speaker:Terrified, terrified.
Speaker:Emergency forms.
Speaker:Called out for.
Speaker:Conflicts. Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, yeah. Flex me a field trip.
Speaker:Maybe I should just legally change my name.
Speaker:Yeah. Pull Hulk Hogan.
Speaker:Change it to Hogan instead of Blair. Yeah.
Speaker:Let me legally change it.
Speaker:Like I hope you. Did. I think he did.
Speaker:Why wouldn't he?
Speaker:Because I think his kids are all Hogan do.
Speaker:They are.
Speaker:So. Yeah. Do it. Come on.
Speaker:All right, fine. Is there.
Speaker:A beer?
Speaker:Serve beer. I love that.
Speaker:I'm looking for Mr.
Speaker:A beer is.
Speaker:Flex. Me a beer here.
Speaker:And alphabetically.
Speaker:You're golden, right? You want your last name?
Speaker:Start with the name. You're good. Oh, it's true.
Speaker:That's first verse in the phone book, even though it doesn't exist anymore. So.
Speaker:You know, what do they actually do? Exist?
Speaker:We got one a couple of months ago and I was like, What the fuck?
Speaker:They still send out Yellow Pages. What a. Waste.
Speaker:Green Johnson Apparently they do. All right.
Speaker:It's like the size of, like, a regular magazine now.
Speaker:It's like, not what it used.
Speaker:It's not what it used to be.
Speaker:Just everyone over 80 years old.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:The for the
Speaker:for people who still have their landlines and then a bunch of yellow pages.
Speaker:All right. That's that's funny.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Before we hear from the homie to your beer, let me make a call
Speaker:to the pen real quick.
Speaker:So he calls to the bullpen for beer.
Speaker:Well, as we ramp up for Spooky
Speaker:season, people are getting excited for a Halloween
Speaker:pumpkin. Beer, pumpkin.
Speaker:Exactly. I am drinking this pumped.
Speaker:No, fuck, no, I'm drinking.
Speaker:Compliments of Tabor, Holy Mountain and Boneyard Beer's
Speaker:collaboration called Holy Bones.
Speaker:Cascadian Dark IPA.
Speaker:It is, of course, 6.66% has 66 Abbey
Speaker:use and a 3.98 an untapped.
Speaker:Oh they couldn't make it a 6.66.
Speaker:That's like I know it's a lot of sixes in there.
Speaker:I now I just needed one more.
Speaker:They say the high priest calls upon you to pass judgment on this ale.
Speaker:Will it be broadsword or the third rebel?
Speaker:Whatever that is a choral or prayer
Speaker:from the depths as a buck at an least, hop the shit out of it.
Speaker:And the holiest of bones has risen.
Speaker:We join together and bring you the Cascadian Dark IPA.
Speaker:I appreciate that they swore in there untapped.
Speaker:Can we just stop for a second and give you a round of applause
Speaker:for not messing that up? That was.
Speaker:And that has never happened.
Speaker:In fact, mic quality right there. Okay. Right.
Speaker:I feel like I just got back from a wren fairs and then you're right.
Speaker:All right. I'm the schnoz.
Speaker:I get a lot of that sweetness that you get from a buck and then a lot of hop.
Speaker:Piney Miss, following that up, let me dig in here
Speaker:with the way less sexy and longer shorted tongue jabber.
Speaker:Bone yard is in Bend.
Speaker:If I remember correctly, I have family in Bend and
Speaker:they got some good beer in back.
Speaker:But Boehner yard.
Speaker:Yes that was like, oh, okay.
Speaker:Good job. Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker:I was then out here for the last 2 minutes, try to figure that out.
Speaker:That's when Flex goes outside.
Speaker:He goes into his burner here.
Speaker:This is a little bit chocolaty, a little bit sweet.
Speaker:And they nailed it when they said they'd top the shit out of it.
Speaker:It is old school piney resin
Speaker:the and dank and finishes extra dry which makes you it take more sips
Speaker:yeah good yeah this is my first from either these two breweries.
Speaker:Really.
Speaker:Boneyard yeah.
Speaker:Or boner beer bone boner here.
Speaker:Here.
Speaker:And I don't know if you guys see the canned cans. Pretty sweet.
Speaker:I can't see it.
Speaker:And I believe that is they chose the the broadsword is.
Speaker:Okay from what I would any that means but.
Speaker:I don't know he's holding the sword and it was in the description.
Speaker:I don't know stuff nerd stuff.
Speaker:Nerd style gossip.
Speaker:The things to devour for ahead of up.
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Speaker:All right, so we check in with the homie, see what she was up to.
Speaker:I can't really curious about this one.
Speaker:Start taking notes.
Speaker:Hello.
Speaker:No one is available to take your call.
Speaker:Please leave a message after the tone aways.
Speaker:Homies to you. Be here.
Speaker:Craft beer, republic to your beer.
Speaker:So check it out, homies. I was some notes
Speaker:as I listen to the show and I want to talk about some stuff homie.
Speaker:Let's get this one out of the way real quick Busta Rhymes where you are
Speaker:absolutely capital wrong homie.
Speaker:Busta Rhymes When he raps every word
Speaker:that comes out of his mouth is actually a fucking word.
Speaker:Holmes That is what happens in accurate.
Speaker:He does not do the minimum number.
Speaker:He's actually saying words, and I should tell you.
Speaker:But I mean, rapper kind of like the lyrics.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Let's go to Malibu Beer Company.
Speaker:You talk about it.
Speaker:I looked for one of the huge targets in this country, about five games
Speaker:this season.
Speaker:And every game that I go to, I make sure they are playing against the madres.
Speaker:I don't like the madres matches.
Speaker:There's one player that I really, really dislike by the name of my shadow.
Speaker:My voice just started coming back because I boo the hell out of him
Speaker:on Friday, homie.
Speaker:That's the only player that I will boo
Speaker:and I make sure he hears me and it's very,
Speaker:very loud when I boo machado homie
Speaker:there was a Dodger and he never hustle these Spike other players.
Speaker:It's just a dirty, dirty player anyways.
Speaker:Never buy him this. Talk about some beers.
Speaker:Dodger Stadium does have a couple craft beers like L.A.
Speaker:Works, Santa monica Brewing Company,
Speaker:and they do have Malibu Beer Company or whatever.
Speaker:They have Noble Brewing Company. Malibu Beer Company.
Speaker:They do have it.
Speaker:I think we had a golden paradise, which is a golden ale.
Speaker:I did order two cans.
Speaker:There are 12 ounce cans. I don't remember the price.
Speaker:I didn't get to drink them because they didn't have them in stock for me.
Speaker:So I think the brand has been pulled out of the stadium.
Speaker:Craft beer, I think is only Sierra Nevada and
Speaker:L.A. Ale Works and oh, the Santa monica Beer Company.
Speaker:And they also do have brew yard homie.
Speaker:That's the question I have
Speaker:you ever have brew your I have you ever been to brew your.
Speaker:I have. Have you ever been disappointed by them?
Speaker:I have. I don't
Speaker:I don't know how they got the beers at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker:My hat's to them, but their beer is not really that amazing to be there.
Speaker:There's a brewery, a stone's throw away,
Speaker:and they have a beer called baseball that's dedicated to the Dodgers.
Speaker:And that brewery is called Highland Park Brewery.
Speaker:Why are they not at Dodger Stadium?
Speaker:The why is that beer not there?
Speaker:Why is that brewery not their homey?
Speaker:You know how much fucking beer
Speaker:I would buy if Highland Park was at Dodger Stadium homes?
Speaker:Enough said.
Speaker:The sad thing is
Speaker:by two they Zappa's and then I started chugging
Speaker:mango cards because there are 90.2 cans
Speaker:and they're a little bit cheaper than 16 ounce cans of IPA by Santa monica.
Speaker:That cost me 18 bucks. So it is what it is.
Speaker:It's a situation of drinking toilet wine, beer.
Speaker:So that's what you got to do. So there you go.
Speaker:Can we get Highland Park Brewery adult stage at the stadium?
Speaker:How how did Brew Yard get into Dodger Stadium?
Speaker:Why not Highland Park as a me rural me this
Speaker:the other thing is for flex flex
Speaker:these fucking honeybees or fruit flies or whatever you call them,
Speaker:one way to get rid of that is wash your damn cans
Speaker:only the way that you wash your balls after you work out.
Speaker:Rinse out your cans after a drinking session, homie.
Speaker:Get rid of the slash at the at the bottom of your cabinet.
Speaker:You can't get in your glass, rinse it out real quick and pop it in your
Speaker:wherever you recycle, homie, and you will not have that issue.
Speaker:So treat your cans the way you treat your balls.
Speaker:This is to you beer.
Speaker:He had to watch you piss out.
Speaker:She was calling you from now.
Speaker:One word of wisdom. Wow.
Speaker:All right, first of all, go listen to this song.
Speaker:Look at Me Now, featuring Busta Rhymes.
Speaker:He absolutely murdered.
Speaker:Right out, out, out, out, out, out.
Speaker:Yeah, it's a it's a no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah. Look, I love Busta.
Speaker:He does a great job of his management is, but he absolutely does it.
Speaker:And as far as the Malibu
Speaker:brewing at Dodger Stadium, I actually talked to Ryan about this.
Speaker:He says they are the cheapest craft beer at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker:And so because of that, it flies off the shelves
Speaker:and they're not able to keep it in stock.
Speaker:So they haven't been they're not out of Dodger Stadium.
Speaker:They're just doing their best to keep up with demand.
Speaker:It's a lager.
Speaker:It's it's delicious.
Speaker:And it's the cheapest one you can buy at the park.
Speaker:So people buy it up just because it's cheap. Wow.
Speaker:So there's that. Yeah.
Speaker:And yeah, flex washer balls.
Speaker:I guess I'll have to. See.
Speaker:Your cans and your balls.
Speaker:But for actually I have been rinsing out my cans ever since then because I
Speaker:guess I didn't take into consideration the hot summers
Speaker:and the hot garage where everything just incubates and.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And we're, you know, we're getting through.
Speaker:There's probably about like four fruit flies maybe left
Speaker:in my house that I can't fucking get rid of.
Speaker:Is that for your balls or your cans?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:The jury's out on that one.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:We saw the short shorts.
Speaker:Any fires? Did you? That's true.
Speaker:No buzz. And you're right.
Speaker:Yeah, it seemed clean.
Speaker:Very clean. Kinetic.
Speaker:Enough about my balls.
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:enough about your balls.
Speaker:You know, they're doing flex. Greg and I had some stuff.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Let me get my scroll out here.
Speaker:Notes and notes about your balls.
Speaker:Like chew with this paper.
Speaker:Okay? Okay.
Speaker:First thing. Yeah.
Speaker:First thing.
Speaker:Your shorts.
Speaker:I can see your balls.
Speaker:Second,
Speaker:black disguises like the green and the gray.
Speaker:Essentially. Accentuate.
Speaker:That.
Speaker:Is 100% accurate.
Speaker:I am excited. Yes.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:We'll get off we'll get off the ball subject.
Speaker:Greg lights up so much when we get there. So it's true.
Speaker:Have to really enjoyed it.
Speaker:Sorry, everyone.
Speaker:Thanks for listening.
Speaker:You're still. For whatever.
Speaker:Whatever ego I have is is because of Greg.
Speaker:And my love for your. Bones.
Speaker:I. Oh, we should move on now.
Speaker:What else? We got that.
Speaker:Well, Heineken UK has finally
Speaker:taken full ownership of London's Beavertail guy.
Speaker:We went from balls to beers of one.
Speaker:We are an equal opportunity pass.
Speaker:Greg.
Speaker:You are not wrong.
Speaker:All inclusive, very inclusive
Speaker:has taken full ownership of London's Beavertown Brewery.
Speaker:A couple of years ago,
Speaker:they bought a stake in the brewery, and now they are full owners.
Speaker:And this, if you guys remember, I think it's been a couple of years,
Speaker:but they had a I think pre-COVID, they had a festival planned out, Beavertown did.
Speaker:And once they got partially bought out by Heineken, everyone dropped out
Speaker:because Heineken is a shitty slave wage company.
Speaker:Oh, really? I did not know that. Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Like, they they go to countries where, like,
Speaker:there's no labor laws and brew their beer there and stuff.
Speaker:So jeez, that's it's almost as gross as their beer.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So remember that next time you're drinking a beavertown or
Speaker:or a Leonidas, or just a plain, old fashioned, disgusting heinie.
Speaker:Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker:According to Drizly over Labor Day weekend, light lagers and American lagers
Speaker:gained a huge share on their app and seltzers went down.
Speaker:Interesting. Yes.
Speaker:Yay for real beer.
Speaker:Yay for lager.
Speaker:And at that they were so light.
Speaker:Still a lager, right?
Speaker:They went up because it was frickin hot.
Speaker:I mean, it was like a ten degrees on the entire planet.
Speaker:So it's not like they're saying IPAs or Stouts or whatever.
Speaker:It was like no lagers over Seltzers because.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:It was hot. It was it was speaking of balls.
Speaker:It was balls out. It was ridiculous.
Speaker:I can't wait to see who enjoys this one.
Speaker:Dunkin Donuts
Speaker:doing their annual release with Harpoon Brewing of their pumpkin beer.
Speaker:And this year they're making it a multipack
Speaker:with coffee roll, hazelnut and cold brew.
Speaker:To. Bring me the pumpkin.
Speaker:Greg.
Speaker:I try to. Bring a pumpkin.
Speaker:Yeah. I don't hate on pumpkin beers.
Speaker:I, I enjoy me a nice pumpkin beer with some spice.
Speaker:You know, I might enjoy a nice pumpkin beer if I ever found a nice pumpkin maker.
Speaker:That Buffalo Bill's oatmeal stout dark pumpkin.
Speaker:I need to get some. I will get it to you.
Speaker:Is it widely distributed that.
Speaker:Can I find it at a total wine or demo?
Speaker:You probably can. And that's where I found it.
Speaker:That's where I have, like, a total whiner about Moe.
Speaker:And it's an oven, tin cans and aluminum.
Speaker:You don't like that. And there's probably no chance.
Speaker:That lake or lakefront brewing here does a pumpkin lager.
Speaker:And it is fucking phenomenal.
Speaker:Look, if you guys say it's good, I will look for it.
Speaker:And if I find it, I will have it and give a fair assessment on the show.
Speaker:I will not pretend to dislike it if I actually like.
Speaker:Okay, do you like pump? Do you not like pumpkin at all?
Speaker:Or it's like the beer and pumpkin combo.
Speaker:Beer and pumpkin.
Speaker:I love pumpkin pie. Like the pie.
Speaker:Okay. In solid form.
Speaker:But I hate when they attempt to make their beer taste like pumpkin pie.
Speaker:Would you drink a pumpkin spice latte?
Speaker:I've had one. It's whatever. Okay?
Speaker:I don't care. I don't like them.
Speaker:I don't hate them as much as, like, a beer.
Speaker:But honestly, just too sweet for me.
Speaker:That was the biggest. Problem that.
Speaker:Dogfish Head is going to close their Miami taproom,
Speaker:citing the increase in rent as the reason it's going to Spenser down there.
Speaker:How many taprooms do they have?
Speaker:Three or four.
Speaker:Okay. I think it's going to be two or three.
Speaker:Oh oh. Seven.
Speaker:Yeah. Get a report from Vanessa. Let's see.
Speaker:Doesn't say sorry, Vanessa. Yeah, we're missing out.
Speaker:I went as a I. Vanessa.
Speaker:Hey. So bad news for her.
Speaker:Maybe I wasn't in on this one.
Speaker:The best breweries near every NFL stadium.
Speaker:And don't worry, I am not going to read every.
Speaker:Now, do we maybe pick a few? Okay.
Speaker:Erica, who's your team?
Speaker:Do you have a football team?
Speaker:Well, it's definitely not the Raiders.
Speaker:If you remember that episode and those fans are assholes, but
Speaker:and probably the Niners, I mean, perfect.
Speaker:Well, that's a twofer because that's my favorite.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:So 40 Niners and of course, Levi's Stadium, not anywhere near San Francisco.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:They say touchdown is a category.
Speaker:So good bear bottle brewing company in Santa Clara
Speaker:and then their first down, which is like almost as good, humble
Speaker:sea brewing company at their Pacifica or Santa Cruz Taprooms.
Speaker:Okay, this is really good.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That humble sea for sure and not had beer bottle brewing.
Speaker:And then flex of course is a fan of the fudge packers.
Speaker:I love PAC and fudge.
Speaker:Yeah so sweet. And listen,
Speaker:let's see if you've been to any of these ones.
Speaker:Touchdown Badger State Brewing.
Speaker:I have not, but I've heard a lot of good things.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:And then first down Interline Brewing.
Speaker:We did go to Hinterland last year for my birthday, actually.
Speaker:We went up to Green Bay.
Speaker:We toured the stadium and then for dinner cruise over to Hinterland Nice.
Speaker:And then because Eric is such a big fan, if you're in Vegas seeing the Raiders
Speaker:touchdown Neon Desert brewing and first down
Speaker:Abel Baker Brewing Company never had either of them.
Speaker:Okay, anybody else?
Speaker:Anybody want to know about any of their teams? Okay.
Speaker:What about.
Speaker:Nope, nope.
Speaker:I had Nick Nash at Soldier Field in Chicago.
Speaker:So you.
Speaker:I'm just trying. It out there. Chicago.
Speaker:What are the what beer.
Speaker:The people drinking that are in the not in Chicago.
Speaker:Probably, but.
Speaker:Probably Goose. Island. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker:Touchdown.
Speaker:Moody Tung, Brewing Company, Mony Tang.
Speaker:Never heard of it.
Speaker:And then first down is.
Speaker:Oh, God, here's a name done a year.
Speaker:Duende y rr dernier artisan fermenter project. Oh.
Speaker:Okay. News to me.
Speaker:Mm Yeah. It sounds boozy.
Speaker:Does that kind of sounds like they might have some good sours, though?
Speaker:Just by the name. Yeah.
Speaker:So anyways, and then I figured I'd do this one just because it's
Speaker:from where I'm at the ram slash chargers because they, they share a stadium.
Speaker:Three Weavers Brewing is a touch down. Great brewery.
Speaker:There's three weavers. Yeah.
Speaker:And then first down Cummins Space Brewery in El Segundo.
Speaker:I don't know if I've had any. Comment I don't think. Yeah.
Speaker:Like I've heard about that but I don't yeah.
Speaker:I've, I've never had any things.
Speaker:Yeah. I don't, I don't know that I've had anything from them.
Speaker:So anyhow that's pretty much it.
Speaker:Mm hmm. I won't hit some music.
Speaker:I'm glad we made it through today.
Speaker:Not to loud.
Speaker:Too painful with my English abilities. I'm very excited.
Speaker:You did great today.
Speaker:So articulate today, Greg.
Speaker:Oh, God. Unique New York. It was fantastic.
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