1 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,880 Welcome in everybody. It's @CraftBeerRepublic. 2 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,080 Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. 3 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,240 I am Greg and that dying cat over there. That's Flex. 4 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:29,640 What's up, big fella? Dogs and cats living together. 5 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:35,240 Mass hysteria. Exactly. I was cracking up because I could see 6 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:39,560 you mouthing the tune to the song. Yeah, I was, I was doing. 7 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:45,480 But, like, not actually making noise. Oh, yeah. Silent on my end. 8 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:50,200 I didn't want to ruin anything. It was fantastic. Uh, follow us. 9 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,800 @CraftBeerRepublic @Flex_me_a_beer underscores in in between and 853, 10 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,000 beer is our number. If you want to leave us a voicemail 11 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,120 like our friend Pablo did last week. Yeah. What a nice guy. 12 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,040 What a good guy. Big fan of Pablo. Yeah. 13 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,240 You know, I've met him in real life. Very nice guy. 14 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,960 He's come to some live shows. Hell, yeah. Yeah. Good guy. 15 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:13,080 So he does listen every week. Yeah. He's. He's not fucking around. 16 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:17,160 No. Yeah. Good man. Well, even bigger fan though, 17 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:22,600 right? Biggest fan of Pablo. Pablo is number one. 18 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,920 You know, now I'm getting creepy. Yeah, yeah. 19 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:30,840 Keep it in your pants. Would you. Uh, shout out to our top listening 20 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,760 city? Didn't expect this one. Salt Lake, Utah. Oh. 21 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,720 I didn't know they could drink out there. 22 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,240 Oh, there's, like, only three people that live there. That's true. 23 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,440 And then the other people live in Provo. That's. That's it. 24 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,360 It's Salt Lake and Provo. Makes sense. 25 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,840 We've discussed this many a times. Geography 101. Right. 26 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,840 Cold hard facts. There's only two areas of Utah 27 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,600 and that Salt Lake and Provo. Suck it. Steph. 28 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,600 That says it all. Yeah, exactly. Uh, so much to get to today. 29 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:03,480 Two weeks in a row. Beer. Research. I know what is the matter with you. 30 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:08,040 I've probably gained £10 just from drinking six beers, but, 31 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,440 uh. Beer research. We got some booze news. 32 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,840 Uh, Scott sent us your horoscope based on your beer. 33 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,280 So we'll talk about. That. And so much more. 34 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,320 Uh, before we do, though, why don't we find out what 35 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:28,120 you're drinking over there, if that's okay. Change of scenery. 36 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,400 Yeah. I didn't even warn you. I just said, hey, 37 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:35,520 let's find out what you're drinking. In a world where craft beer is king, 38 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,120 a world where muscles are bigger than growlers, 39 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:44,240 only one tongue can guide us. One man, one tongue, 40 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:50,560 one Tongue-jobber. In this world, we must find out 41 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:57,440 what is Flex drinking. All right. Uh, again. 42 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,000 I did my homework, I bought beer. Good man. Believe it or not. 43 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,720 Not as good as Pablo, but good man. Yeah. Yeah. We all. 44 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:09,480 We all have to try, you know? Yeah, we really do. I am drinking. 45 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:18,520 Mhm. OSA from Equilibrium Brewing. Um, 16,000 chickens. Wow. 46 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:23,040 Untapped. I gave it a 4.01. Oh, that's mighty big. 47 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:28,200 Quite a collective, huh? I believe that word starts with an H. 48 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:39,000 And they, it reads. Mhm. OSA. Is our beloved photon. 49 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:44,080 American pale ale conditioned on freshly zested oranges. 50 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,760 Can you, can you zest an orange or does an orange have zest? 51 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,440 You can zest an orange okay. I don't know how to do things. 52 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:57,560 So I'm asking um, conditioned on freshly zested oranges at a rate of. 53 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:02,920 Now, this doesn't sound impressive to me. Six oranges per barrel. 54 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,800 Yeah, that doesn't feel very impressive. No, not at all. 55 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,240 Yeah, yeah, I don't know why. Why would they would even put 56 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,640 that in the description. I'm already underwhelmed. Right. 57 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,320 That's like bragging about your two inch dick. Yeah. 58 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:20,600 You know, it's just like it's two inches, you know? That's all. 59 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:28,600 That's all I got. What else do you. Say to that? Good night everybody. 60 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,680 Hey, I got a two inch dick. Yeah, man, that's like brewing beer. 61 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,560 Six oranges per barrel. Yeah. Get a fucking life. 62 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:45,760 We all know the old saying. New saying. Now I guess. True. 63 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,400 Uh, and then it says, uh, it is everything photon is. 64 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:55,000 I've never had photon, uh, with a dominant orange presence. 65 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:00,560 This citric delight is our preferred way to start the afternoon. 66 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:05,160 So let me waft a little more out of this. Out of the can. 67 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,000 And we're wafting. It's interesting about the afternoon. 68 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,280 Usually I prefer my mimosas in the morning. 69 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,560 Well, I feel like brunch, you know, late morning, early afternoon. Yeah. 70 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:23,400 Starts around ten. Ends whenever. Right. So this is pretty hazy. 71 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,120 Pale looking. Yeah. Very unfiltered looking. 72 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:33,160 Very solid. Uh, cabeza to the beer. See? Um. Mucho blanco. 73 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,880 I mean, it smells like zested orange. I guess it does. 74 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,400 I'll give it to him. Okay. I'm very excited to taste this, 75 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,840 because who doesn't love mimosas? I love mimosas. 76 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:51,000 So without further ado, the old Tongue-jobber. Okay. 77 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:58,960 Super duper light. Mm. Um, it is a 4.8% pale and. Zesty. 78 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:04,560 Trying to find the six oranges per barrel. All six. Of them? Yeah. No. 79 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,760 Yeah, I don't I don't taste a lot of orange. Mm. 80 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:12,360 I mean, it's there, but it doesn't remind me of anything like a mimosa. 81 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:18,280 Mhm. More like a mimosa. Yeah. It's like a mimosa. Hey. 82 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:23,520 Not so much of a mimosa. Yeah. It's like a I really wanted it 83 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:29,160 to be like a. Oh yeah. Mimosa. And it's like a mimosa, 84 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:35,440 you know. Um, I mean, it's fine. Kind of bummed. 85 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,320 I, I'm I'm bummed on this one. Would you drink it again? 86 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:43,000 I wouldn't, I wouldn't buy it again. Mm. I'd rather have a modelo. 87 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:47,360 Uh, oro. I you know what? That's big words right there. 88 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,840 But, yeah, I would. I feel like that'd be much more 89 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,960 enjoyable. It's fair. This leaves, like, a little, 90 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,190 I don't know, it's like a little taste on your tongue afterwards. 91 00:06:57,470 --> 00:07:00,790 Just kind of sticks around. Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's 92 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:07,990 like a particular demographic or that palate that likes his beer. 93 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:11,550 You know, I mean, 16,000 check ins, 400. Somebody likes it. Yeah. 94 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:14,550 Somebody's enjoying this beer thoroughly. 95 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:16,230 You didn't get it from Tavour, did you? 96 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:23,630 I did not, uh, got it from the local shop. Uh, consumer beverage there. 97 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:26,830 My wonderful, wonderful people over there. And. 98 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:30,590 Yeah, I mean, this is just it's kind of a bummer, you know, equilibrium. 99 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,230 We talk about it type breweries, right? 100 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:38,790 And, uh, not getting a super duper hype double IPA from them, 101 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:42,150 you know, which they're known for or their IPAs and shit. 102 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:44,670 I don't know, I guess, you know, it's kind of a bummer. 103 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:48,950 I'm kind of bummed out. Um, but it was only 375 for the can, 104 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:52,710 so I can't be too bummed out. And you were smart and you only 105 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:55,750 bought one. And I did see, see this? And this is what we're telling 106 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:58,270 people, right? We told people buying crap. 107 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:01,750 I mean, uh. That's not what we're saying. 108 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:06,910 Whoops. Hold on. Scratch that. Let me try again. Buy less crap. 109 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:11,950 No shit. Uh. God damn it! Damn it! This isn't coming out right. 110 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:16,310 It's like, you know, like you don't have any idea how disappointed I 111 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:21,830 would have been if I spent, like, $15. $16, you know? Yeah. 112 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:24,950 Even if I spent $12 on this four pack, I'd be like, damn it. 113 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:27,150 Mostly because you'd have to drink the other three. Exactly. 114 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:30,750 And that's the point. Yeah. It's not the support of the 115 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:34,510 breweries. Okay, let's put that out there. 116 00:08:34,550 --> 00:08:39,270 It's not, you know, don't support it. But it's like, man, when you get 117 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:42,910 a beer that just isn't there. Hence this one for me. 118 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:46,590 I would have been so disappointed to have three extra ones. 119 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:50,350 And I would think immediately who I could give these to. Yeah, right. 120 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:52,430 Who doesn't care about what their beer tastes like. 121 00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:56,350 Yeah, like who would drink this without even thinking about what 122 00:08:56,350 --> 00:09:00,390 it tastes like? Yeah. Scott. Yeah. I feel like you're absolutely 123 00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:03,390 right with that. He would totally drink that for you. 124 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:07,390 What does this taste like? Yeah, it's a beer. Is it zesty? 125 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:10,350 Sure. Yeah, it's got the. Yeah, yeah, 126 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,270 it says it's brewed with hops. Uh, yeah, it's got the got the 127 00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:16,710 orange. Yeah. I don't know. It's just I keep looking at this, 128 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:19,390 like, take another sip. Here's the new rule. 129 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:23,310 Buy one beer at a time. But if it's good, go back and buy 20. 130 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:27,910 That is a valid point. And that's what I'm all about. Yeah. 131 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:32,830 Go support the good craft beer. Yeah, because, you know these guys, 132 00:09:32,830 --> 00:09:34,910 they got a big name and I'm sure some of their stuff is good. 133 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:37,830 I've never really loved anything from equilibrium. I'm on. 134 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:40,710 I'm on the same boat as you, my friend. Um, yeah. Okay. 135 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:44,350 I'm glad I've had some things that are good, but I've never had anything 136 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:47,830 that was great. Like, mind blowing. Like, wow, this is so much better 137 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:51,270 than what is brewed locally for me, right? Like I've never had that. 138 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:55,350 Same 100% the same. Okay. At least that I can remember. 139 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:59,150 I'm not saying, you know, I'm saying they're bad. 140 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:03,870 Yeah, I guess it's, you know, two people's opinions on, uh, 141 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:08,230 on a versus. 16,000. Certain. Yeah, yeah. Like, what do we matter? 142 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:14,470 So we're the smart ones. Yeah. We're like the, uh, .00 2%. 143 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:19,070 Have I ever told you my favorite untapped review that I've seen? Uh. 144 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:22,430 I'm pretty sure it was on, like, a Bud Light or something. 145 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:27,590 No, it was, um, dark and stormy, which is that garbage ass. 146 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:29,150 It's the worst beer. I've ever walker. 147 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:32,190 Yeah, worst beer I've ever had. I'll never forget the story. 148 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:35,830 So after we tried it and thought, this is the worst beer we've ever 149 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:39,950 put in our fucking pie holes, I looked up on a tap to see maybe we 150 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:44,990 have a bad bottle and people love it. It was mixed, but it was higher 151 00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:48,150 rating than it should have been. But my favorite review on there 152 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:51,990 was I don't know what's wrong with all these LA pussies, 153 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:59,630 but this is a great beer. Oh, yeah. That, uh. I was like, wait, what? 154 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:07,430 Okay, okay, well, consider me an LA pussy, because this beer is trash. 155 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:12,350 What a weird way to phrase that. So fucking weird. 156 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:17,470 Anyways, I'm gonna try and find this one on untappd. The mimosa? No. 157 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:21,550 The firestone. Dark. Dark. Stormy. I mean, they haven't made it in 158 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:25,950 quite some years. The last year is 2018, it looks like. 159 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:32,750 Okay. It tracks 8000 check ins 3.8. See, that's way too fucking high. 160 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:35,990 It's a bunch of Firestone fanboys out there jerking themselves off. 161 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,830 Especially back in 2018 when Firestone was still on top of 162 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:43,950 the beer world. Uh, no. These are this one description 163 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:48,230 says lots of honey. Then the next one says rum, 164 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:54,550 rum rumplestilskin. As a lover of all things Firestone, 165 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:58,430 this was difficult to drink. Definitely boozy with ginger and 166 00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:01,470 lime. Has a cheap medicine cocktail flavor. 167 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:04,790 That was an intern, Brian was it sounds like something he would say. 168 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:11,190 It's craft beer. Oh is it? I wrote that. Yeah. I remember that. 169 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:15,030 That was pretty solid. Yeah. Good times. Very, very funny. 170 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,270 Well, I tell you what, I'll never drink it. 171 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,950 I wouldn't recommend it if there's any left that haven't 172 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:23,630 been thrown in a fire. But speaking of beer research, 173 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:27,790 I alluded to it earlier. I did more beer research, 174 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:32,310 like the hero that I am. But pop that knee brace on and you 175 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:36,750 can go anywhere. That's right. Helps my liver hold up, too. 176 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,470 Keeps everything in place. Uh, I went to this place. 177 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:43,830 I don't know if it's new. We saw it a few months ago. 178 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,950 Um, I think it's been around for a couple years. 179 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:50,510 year, a couple years, but it's under new ownership or something anyways. 180 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:53,150 It's a place out here called Agora. Beer and wine. 181 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:58,470 And it's exactly what it sounds like. It's a bottle shop with wine and 182 00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:02,550 beer, but they've got a little bar, a tiny little bar area in the back 183 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:05,470 of it, and you can have some wine, you can have some beer. 184 00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:09,310 And I was in a beer mood. Surprisingly. 185 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:13,110 I've done a lot of wine and seltzer lately, but, uh, 186 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:16,470 I walked in and they had such good beers, not only on tap now, 187 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:20,990 they didn't have a huge tap list, but the list they had was fantastic. 188 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:24,190 We're talking Made West. There does not exist, uh, 189 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:28,670 field work. Beachwood. There was some good California beer 190 00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:32,390 on that list. So you know what I had? It was that there does not exist. 191 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:35,110 But I was looking in their fridge, and it was the first time in a 192 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:38,230 while where I was like, I remember the fun days of chasing 193 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:41,510 down some specialty beers. I was like, looking through 194 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:44,030 their fridge, like, oh, maybe I'll pick up a couple things. 195 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:48,150 And, uh, I didn't because we weren't going home afterwards, but, um, had a 196 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:52,110 couple of beers off the tap list. The other cool thing they did was, 197 00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:56,670 if you're drinking wine for 11 bucks a glass, which is the cheapest 198 00:13:56,670 --> 00:14:02,110 wine glass on the menu, you just it's called, uh, pour me whatever 199 00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,830 and you can tell them, you know, pour me whatever or pour me whatever 200 00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:08,270 red or white you can specify. And he just surprises you with a 201 00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:10,510 glass of wine. That's kind of neat. Yeah. 202 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:14,150 So the wife was doing that because we love, like, a lot of times I'll 203 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,750 hand her a drink or she'll hand me a drink and go, guess what it is. 204 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,550 Whether it's wine or beer or whatever. That's fun. Yeah. It's fun. 205 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:21,310 It's fun to guess, you know, a the style. 206 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:24,150 But then be like, if you can actually nail what it is. So it was fun. 207 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,230 He'd bring it over and like, have a sip. 208 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,390 And then after you had a sip, you're like, all right, this is a, 209 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:31,150 you know, Pinot from Washington or whatever. He brought it over. 210 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:36,470 Yeah. Sorry. He he brought it. But anyways, cool spot had had a 211 00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:40,110 couple of tasty beverages, and, uh, that was our first time hanging out, 212 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,390 so we'll be we'll be back again. Agora beer and wine. 213 00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:45,870 If you're out in my hood. And the Conejo Valley area. 214 00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:49,670 That sounds like a super fun spot. Yeah, nice little beer selection. 215 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:52,510 And we we all know how into wine I am. 216 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:56,950 We found a few wine bottles that we belong to their membership, 217 00:14:57,270 --> 00:15:01,590 and we were comparing their prices. Pretty good wine prices. I swear. 218 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:04,830 They're not paying me to say this. I was like, that is for a non 219 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:10,150 membership price. Pretty good price. So, uh, you know, like Austin 220 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:13,670 Hope cab, that kind of stuff. Did you pick any up or. No. 221 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:17,830 It was all shit I already have in my house. Oh, okay. Okay. Of course not. 222 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:22,990 Because I'm classy and I have wines. I sometimes I forget how classy 223 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,790 you are. Yeah, yeah. You know, pinkies up, motherfucker. 224 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,390 That was a good time. I'll definitely be going back. 225 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,590 Uh, I saw that I was gathering all the news for the show tonight, 226 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:35,870 and I found this fun fact that I thought I would share with everybody. 227 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:40,590 And hopefully you don't throw up too hard. Anheuser. Anheuser. 228 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:45,230 Busch. Busch. There. They have three brands that have 229 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:54,990 accounted for 35% of all of their volume last month. Mhm. Nope. Oh. Oh. 230 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:57,630 They just came out with the Bush apple again I'm assuming. 231 00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:00,510 Oh God I saw that. No it's not that. Yeah. 232 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:03,750 Brian our friend Brian not interim Brian but um, 233 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:07,590 formerly Title Town Brian. He was telling me about it and it 234 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,670 was like, it's the worst thing I've put in my mouth in a long time. 235 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,670 Oh, that's funny, because that shit sells out like crazy. 236 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:18,670 That's what he was saying. As soon as it comes in, it's gone. 237 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,870 That's what he was telling me. And I don't fucking believe him. 238 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:25,070 But I guess it's true. Yeah. No, that was that was not one of them 239 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:29,310 either. One of them is MC ultra. Oh, yeah. That's so big. 240 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:33,310 Why is it so big? So big right now? And the Willem Dafoe and Catherine 241 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:38,110 O'Hara commercials are just awful. And I love Catherine O'Hara, but I. 242 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:41,510 Yes, I don't love that commercial. No. Busch light. 243 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:46,510 Okay, so we're okay. Bush. Right? And even even more disappointing 244 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:51,110 than MC Ultra. God MC zero. Yes. MC ultra zero. 245 00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:58,190 Those three beers were 35% of AB's portfolio last month. 246 00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:02,670 You guys need to drink better beer out there. That's gross dude. 247 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:08,830 So gross. Uh, you guys have. Yeah. What are people doing? Drinking beer. 248 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:13,430 Uh, thanks to Scott for this one. Thank you. Scott. 249 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:17,870 Here is the horoscope. The best beer style for your zodiac 250 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:23,630 sign. What sign are you? Flex. Uh, I am a cancer. Okay. So cancer. 251 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:29,950 Your style of beer should be a pilsner. Okay, I can dig that. 252 00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:35,390 Okay, I'm a Leo, and this could not be further from the truth. 253 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:41,630 Like a like a strong ale or a barley. I take a barley wine? 254 00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:46,030 Seasons aren't bad. Can't do it if it involves sweat 255 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:48,990 socks and wet hay. In the description, you can go ahead 256 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:53,630 and pour that down the fucking sink. You can get some really well 257 00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:58,070 brewed saisons. Um, the only saison I'm interested 258 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:01,230 in is if it's like a sour saison. So you don't you don't taste the 259 00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:03,470 saison part of it. It's similar to, like, 260 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:07,510 a farmhouse ale, right, a saison. It's like one in the same. Yeah. 261 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:11,790 So that's actually like what Spotted Cow is technically is a 262 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,270 farmhouse ale. Yeah, but most of them taste 263 00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:19,270 like sweat socks and wet day. So whenever I hear saison, because 264 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:26,630 the local brew pub exploring by me, they had done a saison and it tasted 265 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:32,270 almost identical to Spotted Cow. Oh. I would say it was probably even 266 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:36,990 better. Nice. And then one summer they did a 267 00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:41,030 cucumber Cezanne. Where you got a hint of that 268 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:44,270 cucumber freshness in it. So that could either be 269 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:48,230 disgusting or super fresh. And it was super fresh and super 270 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,590 delicious and super refreshing. Super summery. 271 00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:55,110 Super super super super super. Couldn't say super more. 272 00:18:55,390 --> 00:19:00,510 Uh, and I and I super enjoyed it. Sounds super good. 273 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:06,150 Yeah, it was super good. The rest if people care. 274 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,230 If you're an Aries, you should be drinking a porter. 275 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:13,190 Taurus Brown Ale Gemini you don't like brown ales? 276 00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:16,630 It's like my least favorite. Oh, love me a good brown ale. 277 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:20,590 Uh, Gemini pale ale. I should be a Gemini, apparently. 278 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:27,030 Uh, Virgo. Wheat beer. Libra. Oktoberfest. Duh. Okay. 279 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:34,630 Scorpio stout. Sagittarius IPA. Capricorn. Barley wine. Ooh! 280 00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:39,830 Oof! But drunks. They did. Yeah. Aquarius. Belgian ale. 281 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:45,310 No, thanks. Gross. And Pisces. Bock. Beer. Very specific. Okay. 282 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:49,590 Does it give any reasonings as to why? No. Okay. Not at. All. 283 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:53,310 All right. It'd be more fun if it did. 284 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:56,750 Well, that's what I was hoping for. Like a little description as to, 285 00:19:56,790 --> 00:20:01,110 like. Hey. Yeah, this is why. Right. Hey, Leos. 286 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:05,270 Because you love blowing out your palate with gym socks. 287 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:13,150 You should drink Cézanne's. Rumor has it you like tasting your 288 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:20,070 own sweat. And the taste of what? Barn. No, thanks. 289 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:25,110 I got plenty of wet barns here in Wisconsin. Not so many around me. 290 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,390 Gotta get it from my saisons. All right, 291 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:29,670 before we talk about the news, let me talk about what I'm drinking 292 00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,470 over here. Calling to the pen. 293 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:41,620 Who calls to the bullpen for beer. All right, well, 294 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:44,060 I'm drinking another Tavour beer. After last week, I was like. 295 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,700 What's the matter with. You? Well, I gotta drink another 296 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:49,020 Tavour beer for two reasons. One, they're not getting any younger. 297 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,500 Science, right. And two, I wanted to see if this had 298 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,980 the funky flavor to it, because it's from a completely different state 299 00:20:56,980 --> 00:21:01,940 from the last one was from Montana. This one Colorado. Science. 300 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:07,100 I am drinking Weldwerks Brewing Company working Theory and this 301 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,300 is a collab with Barrel Theory Beer Company. 302 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:14,020 Ooh, I like barrel theory a lot. I don't know if I've had anything 303 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:20,580 from them besides this beer. Big fan. Double Double Hazy IPA 8.4% 28 IBUs 304 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:25,660 has A423 with over 1700 ratings. Very respectable. 305 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,700 They say brewed with our friends at Barrel Theory Beer Company. 306 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:33,500 This is a double hazy IPA. Nice and long description there. 307 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,780 And they're like Saint Paul, Minnesota or something like that. 308 00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:38,740 Is that where they're from? Barrel theory. Yeah. 309 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:43,020 I have not done that research, but I guess I could have this beer. 310 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:46,300 As you can see. Gorgeous. Oh. You're right. Saint Paul, Minnesota. 311 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:52,180 Great looking. Hazy. Looks lovely. Nice head, nice lacing. Light schnoz. 312 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:56,420 And it doesn't say what hops are used in it. Doesn't say anything. Damn. 313 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:59,460 What am I picking up on the schnoz here? It's a mango or something. 314 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:02,020 It smells. It smells light, but very nice. 315 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:05,060 I do enjoy it. I'm also looking for hops while I do 316 00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:11,140 this. One handed, like a pro. Yeah. Uh, Citra. Nectarine and peach hops. 317 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:15,860 Oh. What's this is some fun hops. Mhm. All right. On the Tongue-jobber. 318 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:19,140 All right. This is delicious. Damn. First of all, this does not have 319 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:23,420 that weird funk that I've been experiencing, but it's also 8.4%, 320 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:26,740 so it could be overriding it. Then that double territory. 321 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:30,820 Now that's an interesting thought. Yeah, I get Mandarin. 322 00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:34,340 Uh, well, orange, I get orange. You can say, man, 323 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:38,060 you can be a a pretentious asshole. I don't think I'm smart enough 324 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,940 to know the difference. I got a fucking orange. 325 00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:42,580 Have you ever had a clementine? You could tell the difference 326 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:46,420 between clementine and an orange. That is true. Aw, cutie. You know. 327 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:50,620 Well. Uh, I definitely get mango. I don't know if I get peach, 328 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,460 but I get, like, a sugary mango that I'm really enjoying. 329 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,860 Damn, it's really good. Sounds lovely. 330 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:59,100 The finish is a little pithy, like grapefruit pithiness or 331 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:03,260 something like that. Citrus pith. Instead of, like, a pine tree. 332 00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:04,740 Bitter. It's more like a citrus bitter. 333 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:07,900 I really enjoy it. I prefer that, to be honest. 334 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:10,820 Yeah, and especially if you're drinking a hazy. Right. Exactly. 335 00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:13,020 It's hazy. Really keeps things smooth. 336 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,340 Keeps it enjoyable. This is a pleasant beer to be 337 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:19,460 drinking on and well deserving. I'd say of its four, two, three. Wow. 338 00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:23,540 Look at me not being angry this week. Yeah, that's. Those are big words. 339 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:27,340 Well deserved. Four. Two. Three. Yeah, definitely. 340 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:31,500 Definitely a four or more. Okay. On the Richter scale. 341 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:36,460 I'm not mad that I'm not drinking it. Yeah, not at all. Yeah, yeah. 342 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:40,140 Your beer sounds delicious. Yeah. I'm over here. Just like. Yeah. 343 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:44,740 Just drinking some Moussa. Shit. Moussa. Is that what you said? 344 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:49,220 I just said Moussa. Shit. Moussa. Got it. Yeah. 345 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:53,020 Uh, a little news, little booze news. Goose Island, 346 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:56,820 everyone's favorite brewery. What a shitty island, though. 347 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:59,620 Honestly, thinking about it. Filled with geese? Yeah. 348 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:05,060 All they do is poop. Terrible. Just so bad. They smell awful. 349 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:10,780 And they're everywhere. Mhm. And they're noisy. Oh. And they. 350 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:13,660 So I've been catching them in the morning on my way to work. 351 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:19,140 They just stand in the road and you gotta wait for them to cross because 352 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:22,060 it's like against the law to hit a goose or something like that. 353 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:25,140 That's bullshit. Um, so yeah, you have to sit there 354 00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:29,140 and wait for them, and they're so arrogant that they just stop, 355 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:33,140 and then they look at you, and then they just stand there looking at you, 356 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:36,860 and you're like, all right. Like if you just expedite this 357 00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:41,620 process by not looking at me and staring at me. So I'm late to work. 358 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:46,900 Um, please stop hanging out in medians, you know, like. 359 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:51,380 Why their shit is the size of, like, a small dog. Shit. 360 00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:56,540 It's giant for a bird. Yeah. And it's like, uh, I will give them 361 00:24:56,540 --> 00:25:00,140 props on the consistency, though, like, whatever they're doing. 362 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:03,380 Pretty healthy diet, I would say. Yeah. Good amount of fiber intake. 363 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:09,820 Yes, yes, it's super solid, but, uh, literally. Right. Pun intended. 364 00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:13,340 Um, but yeah, they suck. Yeah they do. So it's a brewery. 365 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:18,900 Goose Island is going to debut ten ounce bottles of their Bourbon 366 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:22,260 County brand Original Stout. Cool. Yeah. 367 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:25,660 So, uh, you know, if you couldn't stomach the 17 ounce 368 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:29,260 glass bottles now, you can. That are still on shelves of 369 00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:31,900 liquor stores around the country from Thanksgiving. 370 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:37,380 From years past, and now you can plug and chug a ten ounce bottle instead. 371 00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:40,020 They said in a press release. While the recipe remains unchanged, 372 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,580 the new format reflects a shift in occasion, 373 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:46,580 ideal for side by side tastings with the rest of the lineup for or 374 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:51,740 or or simply enjoying on its own. The four pack gives drinkers 375 00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:55,020 more opportunities to experience the beer that started it all. 376 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:57,260 Oh, so it's coming in a four pack? Yeah, 377 00:25:57,260 --> 00:26:01,220 a four pack of ten ounce bottles. Oh, I thought it was just single 378 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:06,260 ten ounce bottles. So you must now buy 40oz of 379 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:10,420 Bourbon County Brand stout. Oh, man. Good luck. 380 00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:12,980 Are they doing that for the variants? I'm wondering. 381 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:18,260 Or if they're just doing it for the regular. Who knows? Oh, yeah. 382 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:21,540 Good luck to all the plumbing out there. Ooh. All right. 383 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:27,860 Uh, California is dragging the US spirit volumes down as 384 00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:32,020 consumer priorities shift. So apparently the TLDR part of this 385 00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:36,660 is California's habits are different from the rest of the country, 386 00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:40,060 but we're such a big state, we're dragging everyone's numbers down. 387 00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:44,260 Are Californians over tequila? A new report indicates that 388 00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:47,340 Californians thirst for spirits has declined, fueled by a drop 389 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:51,660 in agave spirit volumes. The report from market research firm 390 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:56,900 shows that the evolution of wine, beer and RTD consumption in 391 00:26:56,900 --> 00:27:02,260 California broadly followed national trends between 2019 and 2024, but 392 00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:07,700 spirit volumes fell by 9% compared to a 3% dip across the country. 393 00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:11,340 Higher priced beer, wine and spirits are still proving 394 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:18,700 resilient out of the report. With rtds booming, I US President 395 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:23,860 Martin, this guy wrote in 2024. He's got quite a last name. 396 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:28,700 US spirits volumes excluding California remained above 2019 397 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,860 levels, but California is dragging the national figures down. 398 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:35,220 Its underperformance is not reflective of broader category 399 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,540 weakness, but more likely a state specific 400 00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:41,500 consumer shift or economic pressures. So basically, California's not 401 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:44,380 drinking a bunch of liquor anymore. Interesting. Yeah. 402 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,500 And we're fucking up everybody's numbers. 403 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:50,100 I mean, you guys got all the grapes though, so that makes sense with 404 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:54,860 the wine. California grapes. Tremendous breweries. 405 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:58,940 That is accurate. So I mean, I get it. 406 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:02,380 I guess it makes sense. Yeah. Shout out to, uh, listener Davis, 407 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:04,860 your homie who backs you up on all things Wisconsin. Yes. 408 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:09,020 My, uh, Wisconsin guy. Yeah, he was out here, uh, a week or 409 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,140 so ago. I didn't get to see him. He was down in San Diego, 410 00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:14,100 but he started texting me. He goes, hey, don't you like, 411 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,940 um, North Park Brewery? I said, I love North Park. 412 00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:19,300 Who doesn't? Right. I said, and if you're there, 413 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:23,300 I also love their pork nugs. They have little like it's pork belly 414 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,900 cut into nugget pieces and they, like, fry them and put this 415 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:30,420 delicious sauce on them. It's. Anyways, about ten minutes later 416 00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:33,940 I get a message. He goes, pork nugs are fantastic. 417 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,940 So good. Uh, 418 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:39,420 I also told him to go check out sik. Was it like a version of like, 419 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:42,540 burnt ends or what? Yeah, I mean, it's pork belly instead 420 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:46,940 of, you know, brisket. Whatever. So it's just pork belly cut up 421 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:50,820 and fried. Okay. Like deep fried. Not battered, but deep fried. 422 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:53,060 Okay. And, uh, it's really good. They do a great job. 423 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,300 They have, like, sausage. They have like, a little sausage 424 00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:58,940 thing. They're like meats, basically. So we just happen to try it once 425 00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:00,860 we're drunk. And now we get it every time. 426 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:03,620 Hell, yeah. And I said, hey, sik, beer is right 427 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:05,860 around the corner. Go check out sik. And he tried that and he's like, 428 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,740 sik was such a good recommendation, blah blah blah. 429 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:15,460 So I still got it. But anyways. Drinking all this wine and you still 430 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:19,100 got it. Still got it, bitches. All this wine and high noon's. 431 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:23,820 And I still know the good breweries. Uh, how many DUIs are too many DUIs? 432 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:31,420 I would say four. War. Okay. A butler man with a very 433 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:35,180 well-worn relationship with DUI laws is back behind bars after 434 00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:38,460 allegedly getting drunk, wrecking his car and then refusing 435 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:42,420 everything the cops threw at him. State police say 60 year old 436 00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:47,340 Scott Ono. Scott Kreidler was found stumbling 437 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:53,740 around a grassy off ramp near Port Matilda on I-99 in Centre County. 438 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:58,820 His car was there, badly damaged, with flat tires on the passenger side 439 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:02,820 and the back wheel grinding down to the rim like it was auditioning 440 00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:07,060 for NASCAR's No Tire Left Behind. Special troopers got the call 441 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:11,140 around 7:45 p.m. on May 15th, after reports of someone literally 442 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:15,820 riding the rim up the highway near mile marker 58 in Taylor Township. 443 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,140 They know that's not good for the car, right? 444 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:23,540 They haven't figured that out yet. Okay. Just checking. Yeah. 445 00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:28,340 Scott claimed he was just cruising from Altoona to a family member's 446 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:31,180 house when he got a flat. You know, the usual excuse, 447 00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:35,460 except he reeked of alcohol. Had slurred speech just like me. 448 00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:38,980 Bloodshot eyes and refused all sobriety tests. 449 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:41,700 Like it was a game show called. Absolutely Not. 450 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,820 Turns out this wasn't his first rodeo. 451 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:47,860 Court documents say Scott was on parole for his third DUI, 452 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:52,540 but this was at least his 11th time driving under the influence. 453 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:55,340 That's insane. Yes. Unsurprisingly, 454 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:58,940 the judge denied bail and called him a major public safety risk. 455 00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:02,700 It only got Scott from there after being arrested and taken 456 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:06,980 to Mount Nittany Medical Center. He refused to give a blood sample 457 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:10,220 twice, even after troopers got a search warrant and brought him 458 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,220 back to the hospital. He still wouldn't budge. 459 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:16,260 He's now facing a buffet of charges felony DUI, disorderly conduct, 460 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:20,140 buffet, disorderly conduct with some spicy, obscene language, 461 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:26,100 driving on a suspended license, and careless driving. Wow. Yeah. 462 00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:31,500 It's had quite the night. Yeah. What a horrible human being. Yeah. 463 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:33,660 I've been looking forward to to this story. 464 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:36,980 Let's see if I can read it semi clearly so everybody can enjoy. 465 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:40,980 Yeah. Are you doing okay? No, I'm not even drunk. 466 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:45,900 I just can't fucking read. Florida mail carrier was drunk on 467 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:50,100 vodka as she made route deliveries. A postal worker has been charged 468 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:53,300 with driving under the influence after her delivery truck was 469 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:56,380 seen swerving and traveling on the wrong side of the road. 470 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,660 The dangerous display was witnessed by Melbourne police 471 00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:03,580 around 2 p.m. on April 12th, as they responded to reports of a 472 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:09,700 USPS driver tossing out plastic solo cups that smelled like alcohol. 473 00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:13,940 End quote. Out of the truck. Who's who's picking these cups 474 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:18,900 up and smelling them? Right quick. Go check it. Out. 475 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:20,780 You see somebody throw a cup out the window. 476 00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:23,860 You're not like, oh, yeah, that I caught a whiff of that. 477 00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:27,020 Like, no, you're going to pick it up. and you are physically smelling 478 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,620 that cup. You've got to stick your schnoz 479 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:32,140 in that thing. Oh, man. Which who knows what that person has? 480 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:34,980 Nope. Not touching it. Yep. Don't touch it. 481 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:40,180 When stopped, the 33 year old driver appeared confused and disoriented 482 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:43,820 and slurred as she spoke. A field sobriety test showed 483 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:48,140 additional signs of intoxication. She advised that during her 484 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:52,620 mailing route, she delivered to an address off Riverview Drive 485 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:56,620 that was having a party. She was invited in and decided 486 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:59,260 to take her ten minute break and go inside. 487 00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:02,980 She stated that she drank two vodkas while inside. 488 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,780 When asked to clarify, she stated that it was two shots 489 00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:09,460 of vodka out of a blue bottle. Witnesses reported seeing the 490 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:13,300 truck hitting curbs, swerving into opposing traffic, 491 00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:17,140 and almost crashed into multiple cars prior to being stopped. 492 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:20,300 When asked about the mishaps, the driver stated she had dozed 493 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:23,340 off behind the wheel and was jolted awake by a speed bump. 494 00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:30,180 A breath test showed the driver had an alcohol level of 0.24. 495 00:33:30,460 --> 00:33:36,100 No. Very unimpressive 0.10. Oh. Yeah. Barely over. 496 00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,060 The driver was arrested and charged with DUI and her bond was set at 497 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:43,260 $500. It's very underwhelming. Yeah, so I believe her that she 498 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:47,380 had two shots of vodka. Huh? Yeah, man, if you're gonna get a DUI, 499 00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:52,180 at least make it a good one. I guess. I mean, how about you don't get a 500 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:56,500 DUI? But if you're gonna get one. It's like, go big or go home, 501 00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,500 right? Exactly. You don't want to fuck around 502 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,060 with that. Like, oh, just barely over the limit. 503 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:04,860 Could have went so much harder. I just love the idea of, oh, 504 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:07,700 you got vodka at a house party? I'm taking my ten. 505 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:11,100 Maybe she knew the people. I don't know, maybe. 506 00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:14,460 Hey, back in the day when I used to work at McDonald's, 507 00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:18,340 I had some friends. Uh oh. I had some friends roll through 508 00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:20,660 the drive through and they go. And I was working the drive through, 509 00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:22,620 obviously. And they go, hey, we'll trade you 510 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:28,290 a couple of shots for a couple of burgers. And I said deal. Whoa. 511 00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:32,730 So they handed me a from their car like I was at the first 512 00:34:32,730 --> 00:34:35,890 window taking the money. And so, like, they handed me a 513 00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:37,730 shot and I downed it. And I look around like, 514 00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:40,290 all right, nobody. Like a shot glass or just like a 515 00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:44,250 pull from a bottle. No, they. Had a shot glass with. Unreal. 516 00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:46,050 Which probably means. They were drinking the car, 517 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,330 which is not good. I don't approve of that now that 518 00:34:48,330 --> 00:34:50,410 I think about it. But then they handed me another one, 519 00:34:50,450 --> 00:34:52,210 took another shot, and I handed it back to him. 520 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:53,650 I was like, all right, burgers are free. 521 00:34:53,690 --> 00:34:57,530 My friends and I zeroed out their burgers and sent them down to 522 00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:00,050 the next window to pick them up. What a good friend. 523 00:35:00,170 --> 00:35:04,570 We did some things. Good for you. We we we did some things too. Yeah. 524 00:35:04,610 --> 00:35:07,450 You know, high school, a little bit of college, working at McDonald's. 525 00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:11,010 You gotta have fun. Yeah. We, uh, this wasn't drinking 526 00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:14,330 involved, but, uh. Well, the first part was we went 527 00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:16,970 to visit my buddy. He used to go to Butler 528 00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:21,010 University in Indianapolis, okay. And we went and visited him on, 529 00:35:21,010 --> 00:35:25,370 uh, Easter weekend once. So like 50% of the population of 530 00:35:25,370 --> 00:35:30,610 the student body is gone. Oh, sure. So he was I can't remember if he 531 00:35:30,610 --> 00:35:35,250 was in a frat or if he was pledging for a frat, but they did this fun, 532 00:35:35,410 --> 00:35:37,170 uh, scavenger hunt thing, and you had like, 533 00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:43,730 two hours to go out and accomplish, uh, 100 tasks. 200 tasks. 534 00:35:43,730 --> 00:35:46,530 And they were all randomized, uh, with points, 535 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:51,890 and you didn't know how many points each task was worth until you did. 536 00:35:51,890 --> 00:35:55,130 It turned in your shit at the end of the night, and the guy running 537 00:35:55,130 --> 00:36:00,450 everything ran all the points. Uh, so we took that where we did 538 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,090 a lot of drinking, and we brought it home, and we did it the 539 00:36:03,090 --> 00:36:07,410 following summer with our friends and everybody that was here. Yeah. 540 00:36:07,450 --> 00:36:11,690 And we one of the the tasks on the scavenger hunt was to run a red 541 00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:17,890 light. Okay. So it's like 1150. Gotta be done by midnight. 542 00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:20,130 And everything had to be like video recorded. 543 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:24,770 So this wasn't like with iPhones. This was we're talking like 2007, 544 00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:26,770 2000. Oh, shit. You had to have a video camera. 545 00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:29,290 You had to have like a digital camera or video camera. 546 00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:33,970 So we're sitting at a stoplight at a red light. 547 00:36:34,010 --> 00:36:37,410 Look around like, hey, what if we just fucking go? 548 00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:42,130 Right. 1150 at night. Suburbs. Nobody's around. 549 00:36:42,730 --> 00:36:47,050 Just run the red light, record it. We'll fucking get the points. 550 00:36:47,370 --> 00:36:53,370 The headlights popping up behind us was like the one cop on duty. Oh, no. 551 00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:58,690 So she pulled us over, asked us what the hell we were doing, 552 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:03,690 and my buddy who was driving was really quick on it, and he said, 553 00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:06,570 oh, we thought it was like, uh, like a four way red light, 554 00:37:06,610 --> 00:37:11,170 like a four way stop. Uh, so so we just went and she 555 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:15,570 fucking bought it. Wow. And we got off Scotch free, man. 556 00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:19,210 Just scot free. Okay. Now looking back, do you think 557 00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:21,930 she actually bought it or. She's like, these guys are harmless. 558 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:26,690 I think a little bit of both. You know, like we were all probably, 559 00:37:27,170 --> 00:37:31,690 I want to say 18. I think we were 18. It's probably 2007. 560 00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:35,690 I mean, we weren't really doing anything wrong. Wrong. Wrong. 561 00:37:35,730 --> 00:37:38,130 Like we weren't harming anybody. Right. 562 00:37:38,370 --> 00:37:42,490 But then we went to the local grocery store, and we did, uh, races on the 563 00:37:42,490 --> 00:37:45,970 conveyor belts at the registers, so that was probably pretty wrong, 564 00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:51,370 but that's fantastic. Jumped up on the conveyor belts and 565 00:37:51,610 --> 00:37:55,690 sat on them, and we did races. Nice. But that was also part of the game. 566 00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:58,690 Uh, so my I don't even know what my point is. 567 00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:02,530 Just, uh, doing stupid stuff. People doing stupid stuff. 568 00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:07,130 That's what the point was. I get. It. We did dumb shit. We should. 569 00:38:07,170 --> 00:38:10,370 We should recreate this. I feel like we're too old. Shh. 570 00:38:11,810 --> 00:38:14,090 Quick. Before any of us in this chat 571 00:38:14,130 --> 00:38:21,410 turns 40. We should recreate this. You're still a couple years away. 572 00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:29,970 Mhm. No I'm not. A couple months maybe. No. Yeah. 573 00:38:30,290 --> 00:38:33,810 Couple months. Jeez. I'm gonna cut this part out. 574 00:38:33,810 --> 00:38:37,050 I don't want people to know. I thought you were, like, 38, 575 00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:43,010 39. Damn. Then I die. Well, your soul does. Yeah. 576 00:38:43,210 --> 00:38:47,170 Oh, that happens as soon as you get married. Yeah, right. 577 00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:51,770 Your wife's awesome. That's true. Some people you can't even, 578 00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:54,810 like, joke around with. I know that shit. It's like. 579 00:38:54,850 --> 00:38:59,890 Oh, uh, do you know your wife? I can't, I can't joke around with 580 00:38:59,890 --> 00:39:03,050 people about that because they're like, yeah, well, we like her better. 581 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:05,930 Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, do you know who your wife is? 582 00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:10,010 Like. Right. Kind of amazing. They'll ditch me before they ditch 583 00:39:10,010 --> 00:39:16,050 her, so I gotta I gotta play nice. Mean Greg. Mean Greg. Yeah. 584 00:39:16,090 --> 00:39:18,730 Sorry, I forgot, we're still recording. Oh, yeah. Still recording. 585 00:39:19,010 --> 00:39:23,890 Uh, that was it. Okay. Good stuff. Hi, Vanessa. Jesus Christ. 586 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,690 I don't know how to transition. I forgot what we were talking about. 587 00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:32,050 Well, Florida drunk mail carrier. Oh, yeah. Doing stupid things. 588 00:39:32,090 --> 00:39:36,970 Doing stupid things? Yes. Yeah. So, uh. Oh. Hitting some music. 589 00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,490 All that good shit. Follow us on the socials. 590 00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:46,410 @CraftBeerRepublic. @Flex_me_a_beer underscore 055382337. 591 00:39:46,410 --> 00:39:50,610 Mail @CraftBeerRepublic. Com. I do believe that is everything. 592 00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:53,410 Don't drink and drive, but do drink if you're working 593 00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:56,490 the drive thru at McDonald's. I hope everyone out there is staying 594 00:39:56,490 --> 00:40:00,170 very well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.