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Bruce Weinstein, and this is the podcast cooking with Bruce and Mark.

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And I'm Mark Skarborough and together with Bruce, we have written three

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dozen cookbooks, are working on the three dozen and first, dish, dish,

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dish, dish, whatever that is cookbook.

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We'll tell you more about that down the road.

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This is our food and cooking podcast in which we get to talk about

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what has been our passion for over two decades, food and cooking.

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So in this episode of our podcast, we've got our one minute cooking podcast.

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cooking tip.

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As he's always, we're going to go into the kitchen and I'm going to make some Korean

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vegetable pancakes, a thing that I have become absolutely in love with over time.

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And we're going to tell you what's making us happy in food this week.

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So let's get started

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our one minute cooking tip.

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Today we're taking a page from East Indian cuisine.

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That is, toast your whole spices if you can, whether they're peppercorns, cumin

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seeds, coriander seeds, the whole spices.

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When you toast them, they have more flavor because they release their oils.

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Oil when they're warm.

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Okay.

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Now I'm going to be David on Schitt's Creek and say, what

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in the world do you mean toast?

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So I'm going to put them in my toaster.

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Oh, wow.

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So is that what do when I toast them?

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Okay.

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Well, how do I toast?

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This is a, uh, chefs assume terminology and writers do not.

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So what do you mean toast though?

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Take all of the dried spices your recipe calls for and put them in a dry skillet.

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No oil.

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Really, I prefer it on a stir.

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Go ahead.

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And you put it on a medium low flame and you're going to shake

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those around and stir those around probably for less than two minutes.

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Oh yeah.

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Just until you smell them.

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Once they're fragrant, their oils have been released and they

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will be much more flavorful.

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When you cook with them.

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And while we're still here, let me just add one more bit to this.

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And that is, when you open bottles of seeds, like cumin seeds or

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coriander seeds or mustard seeds or anything, uh, do take a smell.

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Because if it smells funky or musty, they've gone off.

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And seeds do go off relatively quickly because they're full of natural oils.

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So, be careful.

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And if they've gone off, mmm, it's time to buy new ones.

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Don't use them in your cooking.

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Mm

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mm, not only have they gone off, I have opened large jars of coriander seeds

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that I have bought at a local Indian market, and there's been no smell.

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And I thought, well, if I toast them and I tried it, nothing.

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So I got a bunch of duds.

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So you want to make sure there is some smell.

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They've probably been stored a long time in their package and

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have lost anything that they have.

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This is just the unfortunate thing about spices.

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They're not for everyone.

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ever things.

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And I know as cookbook writers, we're always faced with this.

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Oh, you're making me buy so many spices for recipes.

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And I always think, yeah, but spices are not eternal projects like they

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were for my great aunt who kept around the paprika as a coloring agent.

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They're not like that.

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They should be in fact swapped out.

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If your spices have been around for over a year, maybe two years,

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consider changing out what you've got.

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Okay.

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Frightening.

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I know a lot of people hear that and go, that's a lot of money.

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You

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want

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your food to taste good.

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It is.

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If you're going to use it.

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Well, then use the best.

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Okay, before we get to the next segment, which is headed to the kitchen to

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make vegetable pancakes, let me say it would be great if you could rate

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And if you could write a review, even nice podcast that

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Okay.

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We're off to the kitchen to make vegetable pancakes.

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Mark has made these for me for dinner.

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So.

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so many times.

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And in fact, he made them as an appetizer to have with drinks around the coffee

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table with friends a few weeks ago.

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They remind me of traditional scallion pancakes, but he makes them

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with so much more than a scallion.

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Yeah,

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these are kind of a riff off traditional Korean skillet pancakes with vegetables,

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but I riffed this recipe pretty hard and made it something very different.

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And I think that It's a really nice, uh, easy meal, easy dinner, uh, or it can be

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even a snack with guests before dinner.

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So, here's what we're going to start with the vegetables.

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So, right now, I'm shredding a large zucchini through a box grater.

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And you're using the large holes of that box grater.

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Yeah.

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Box graters have four sides.

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And they have lots of holes.

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If you have graters that are individual, not Put together

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like a box, use the large one.

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And if you are the kind of person who wants to use your food processor

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with the shredding blade, go ahead.

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Yes, exactly.

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Now, let me tell you again, about this shredding, this zucchini,

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which I'm finishing up with here.

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Um, let me say that if you want to get really, really fancy and pitch perfect

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aesthetics, then what you want to do is turn this zucchini into matchsticks.

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Make long slices.

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A long, the zucchini thin slices, lay these out, then cut them into long

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matchsticks and then cut down those matchsticks into smaller pieces.

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You can do that and it's certainly pitch perfect, but you don't have to.

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You can shred it.

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But you

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do have to do one thing to the zucchini.

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That is squeeze out the water because zucchini is one of those

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vegetables that holds the So much moisture, like mushrooms.

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So, after you grate it, and this is what I'm doing now, I'm picking up a

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handful, and I'm squeezing out water, and this water is this sort of greenish

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water, is coming out through my hands.

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Make sure you do this over the sink.

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Ha, ha, ha.

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We'll tell you that one in a second.

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And we're going to get this water because this water is going to

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then come out otherwise in the pancakes and make them soggy.

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So I'm getting them nice and dry.

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Now, why do you say do it in the sink?

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Well, before I do that, let me say, um, I'm going to start here doing the

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same thing with the Becks grater on, on, uh, on a large carrot, and I'm

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going to start, uh, shredding it up.

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Why do we say it?

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Okay.

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So long time cookbook author, Barbara Kafka claimed that she got.

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Uh, mail from, probably snail mail, because this is back in the day.

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Snail mail from a reader of one of her recipes who said that they drained

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the pasta and it went all over the counter and the floor and she realized

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that she had to write the recipe that said drain the pasta in a cup.

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colander set in the sink.

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And I have to tell you that I have followed that in every

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book we've ever written.

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I add in a colander set in the sink and every editor and copy editor

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says, why do you have to add that?

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And I think, because Barbara Kafka told me too long time ago.

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We also say in our recipes, to grease the inside of a baking.

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Yeah, I know.

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We once had someone say to us, well, I greased it and then I can't hold

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it anymore because it's greasy.

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Right, and believe it or not, we wrote a candy book a million years ago and

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we discovered that you have to say, clip the candy thermometer to the

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inside of the pan, not the outside.

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I know that sounds crazy, but it's just things that you face.

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And it's like going into the toasting and do I use a toaster?

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There are things that happen in cooking and in food that become kind of standard.

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How do you work with a candy?

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thermometer.

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And a lot of people don't know, like David on Schitt's Creek, how

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do I fold in that broken cheese?

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People don't know.

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And if you don't know, using the shorthand doesn't help.

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Okay.

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So it's just really important to know here that we've got to squeeze out the water

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from the zucchini and do it over the sink.

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So the water goes down.

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And the

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carrots are done.

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And now I have a small onion that I have cut.

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Peeled and cut in half and the cut side is down on my cutting board.

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And now I am using my chef knife to cut very thin slices, which I will break apart

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into these beautiful little half moons.

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Let me just add that you can substitute scallions here, about three medium

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scallions, and you can, uh, trim them, trim off the little rooty ends and

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trim off some of the waggly green tops.

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And then slice them lengthwise into tiny little strips and then

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slice those in thirds or halves.

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You can do that with a scallion too.

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Let me say that I recently saw Rick Bayless, the legendary chef on TikTok,

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making a huge stink about yellow and white onions and how yellow

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onions are not worth it and they're ridiculous and they're horrible.

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And are forbidden in Mexican cooking.

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Forbidden, and I don't know what he's saying.

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Anyway, you know what?

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Use a yellow or a white.

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Shoot, use a red onion here.

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I don't care.

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Use a shallot if you want.

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I don't care.

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You just need something that kind of has an onion Something made

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so that we have something to eat.

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So quit it.

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So what are you doing with these mushrooms?

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So I've got shiitake mushrooms, um, or to use the term from the British

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comedian, Catherine Tate, uh, I have shit, ache mushrooms, but you don't want.

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Food with that word in it, but okay.

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Okay.

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Anyway, I've got shiitake mushrooms and, uh, what you, if you don't know, you

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have to take the stems off of these.

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The stems are very fibrous and they won't get tender in something like this.

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So you take the stems off, you can save them back for soup.

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I don't know who does, but you can save them back for no waste and then boil

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them in a soup and that kind of thing.

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But I've got the caps and I'm going to slice these just as

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thin and I've already done it.

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And so now I'm moving on to a medium jalapeno.

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And what I'm doing here is I've stemmed it, and then I'm standing

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it up on that cut side of the stemmed, formerly stemmed part.

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Like a rocket ship.

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Yep.

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And now I'm going to just slice down around the jalapeno, and that way

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I'm going to slice Off the inner core, I'm slicing the green, quote

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unquote, flesh off the inner core.

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If you want to keep the seeds, you can.

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We just decided in this particular dish, we didn't want it to be that hot.

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If we want to add heat, we'll add it to our dipping sauce.

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So there

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it is, my jalapeno.

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all in matchsticks.

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Now, let me just say, you don't have to be copying this down.

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Uh, this recipe will appear on our website.

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It will appear with this podcast on our website.

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It'll go out in our newsletter, which you're welcome to subscribe

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to, which is on our website.

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You can find this in a lot of different places and we'll post this recipe itself.

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Underneath a video that goes with this recipe on Facebook group, uh,

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Cooking with Bruce and Mark, as well as on TikTok and Instagram.

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So you can find this recipe in lots of different places.

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Okay, now we got all these vegetables mixed together and now

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we're going to make the batter.

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I have a large glass bowl and in that bowl I have put one cup of all purpose flour.

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For those of you who weigh your ingredients, that's 125 grams.

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Into that, I am putting one cup of water.

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a quarter cup of cornstarch and what is that?

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That's 28 grams.

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And let me just say that, in traditional Korean pancakes this would

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probably be rice flour at this point.

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I use cornstarch because A it's easier to source in North America than rice

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flour mostly and B because I think it goes better with gives a little bit of

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a crunchy rather than a sticky texture.

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It does.

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And then a teaspoon of salt.

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And I'm just whisking that to get them well incorporated.

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And while I whisk, that mark is going to pour in one cup or 240 mLs of water.

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Right.

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One cup or 240 mLs of water.

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Now, you can go crazy here and you can use.

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unsweetened oat milk, unsweetened almond milk, you can use low fat or skim milk.

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I think water does just fine because really what we want the vegetable to do

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here is that the vegetables show through and we want fewer competing flavors.

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You notice I didn't put any spices in here because we really want

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these vegetables to show through.

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Okay.

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So what you'll notice is there's no egg and that this is the difference

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between these Korean vegetable pancakes and the Japanese version

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of these pancakes, which almost.

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Always have eggs in them.

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So there's no eggs.

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But I have this batter that it actually looks like pancake batter.

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It does.

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And we're going to pour this over the vegetables and then we're going to

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stir it all together in that big bowl.

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And make kind of a vegetable y batter.

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And now, Bruce has got a nonstick pan.

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skillet set over medium heat,

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10 inch nonstick skillet.

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Okay.

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A 10 inch nonstick.

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So, so what is that?

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About, uh, 24 centimeters, something like that, I think, right?

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Somewhere along in there.

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And we're going to put a little thin slick of a neutral flavored

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oil, like canola oil, vegetable, corn oil, name it, safflower oil.

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I don't care.

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Just a neutral flavored oil.

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Hmm.

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I don't know, maybe two tablespoons.

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So maybe 30, 30 milliliters.

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30 liters, listen to me,

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30 milliliters of oil in it.

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And it doesn't take long for this to get hot.

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You'll see the oil start to shimmer a bit, and then we are going to dump this

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luscious vegetable coated batter in.

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And what I'm doing is I'm spreading it out.

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I'm using my large spatula to make sure it's flat and it's even.

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It goes all the way to the edges of the pan.

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This is really key.

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I mean, don't let it mound in the center, and it won't move around

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like pancake, it won't automatically spread out like pancake batter.

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No, no, no.

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Because there's too many vegetables in it.

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So, you have

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to push it down.

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You have to do that.

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Now, we're going to let this go about six minutes a side.

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And let me

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say, before we get there, let me just say that the first time I made this,

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the mistake was being too impatient.

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So, this really does need to set.

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And it really does need to get a little brown.

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So, boom, 6 minutes seems right.

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5, 6, 7 minutes.

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You can start lifting it up on the edges at about the 4 to 5

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minute mark to see where you are.

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But basically, don't be impatient with this.

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Just let it go.

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The first time I made this, you know, I'm the writer and Bruce is the chef.

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And Bruce was standing over me and I kept saying, I want to flip it.

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And he kept saying, don't, don't, don't, don't.

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Don't flip it.

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It's not ready.

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It's not ready.

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It'll still look wet.

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It's not like a pancake.

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It won't get, you know, dried out on top when you're ready to flip it.

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It'll still look fairly wet on top.

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What you want to do is just lift up corners with a rubber spatula

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or a silicone spatula to see what's going on under there to

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see if it's getting golden brown.

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And then, when you flip it, you have your choice.

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You can take the courage of your convictions and just flip it right

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in the pan like Julia Child taught us all to do back in the 70s.

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I would advise not doing that, but go ahead.

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Or what I sometimes do is I will grab a large flat plate or a flat, not a

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curved or convex or concave plate.

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pot lid.

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I will put it over that pan, flip them together and then slide it back in.

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Right.

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Okay.

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So if you want to practice flipping in a pan, let me say that.

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Don't try here.

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You're just going to have a pancake all over your stove.

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You are going to.

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So we're going to come back when this thing is done and we're going to try it.

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Okay, so it's done on both sides.

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We flipped it, and we got it golden brown on both sides, and it's cooked through.

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Again, we're not looking for pancake texture.

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It's not got no leavening in it, so it's not going to get airy inside.

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Instead, what we want is the vegetables to be tender and the outside to be golden

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brown, and then we've slipped it onto a cutting board and left it there for

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a minute, two minutes, three minutes, and Bruce has then cut it into pieces.

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into pie shaped wedges.

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And what dipping sauce did you make today

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for it?

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A bottle of peanut dipping sauce, an Asian peanut dipping sauce.

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But there are many different dipping

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sauces you can use, right?

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You can.

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In fact, I want to talk about a sauce that for that dinner party

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that we had when Mark made it.

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I did a sauce for it that was really interesting.

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It was sort of this pseudo vegan cream sauce.

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I took raw cashews and I soaked them overnight and I pureed them in the

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blender with a little silken tofu and I had some nutritional yeast.

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And some squeezed, dry, pickled sushi ginger.

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And a little garlic powder.

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Uh huh.

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Just a little garlic powder.

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This beautiful, gingery cream sauce.

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But today, we just have bottled peanut sauce.

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If you don't know, this is a side point, but I have been doing,

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I the writer, have been doing more cooking around here lately.

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And I am doing like this.

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I am cooking vegan.

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And when it's left to me, if you listen to the podcast, you know that I have

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been cooking more and more vegan food.

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And I have discovered that the secret.

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to a creamless cream sauce or cream sauce that tastes really rich but has

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no cream is that combination of soaked, drained, raw cashews, silken tofu, a

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little smoked paprika, a little garlic powder, and a healthy dump of butter.

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of nutritional yeast.

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And I swear you blend that together in a in a neutral blood or a blender

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and it tastes like a cream sauce.

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And

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you could flavor it in any number of ways.

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And we did it with pickled ginger last night.

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So I'm going to try this because this I'm hungry and this really looks good.

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Okay.

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There's a lot.

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It's a lot of vegetables.

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It's a lot of, uh, stuff in here.

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It's nothing inside is crunchy.

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I like that.

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The outside is crunchy.

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The vegetables are tender.

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They got a little steamy in there.

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Oh, this peanut sauce is good.

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Well, no, that's not.

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We didn't make

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it.

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Yeah.

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These are really great.

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Um, lunches.

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In fact, if you want to cheat on this, of course, you know, you can

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use any vegetables and you can go.

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by the matchstick carrots and celery and zucchini and all that at the supermarket.

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And then you can cheat your way right through this.

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We kind of did it from scratch, but there's ways to do this.

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That are even easier than what we're doing.

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I just like the mushroom and jalapeno combination in it.

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The jalapenos aren't terribly hot.

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I don't know if you know this, but jalapeno varietals have been.

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Brad and Brad and Brad and Brad over the years until they've

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gotten milder and milder and milder and milder in our supermarkets.

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And now jalapenos bear little resemblance to years ago when they were really hot.

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Um, if you grow your own, you know, you can still grow really hot ones,

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but, uh, uh, a lot of the jalapenos are pretty mild in the supermarkets these

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days.

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I also want to say that this dish.

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It is so good as a meal and once in a while when we have it for

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dinner, we fry a duck egg and we put a fried duck egg on top.

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Oh, it's so yummy.

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It is very yummy with a duck egg on the portion.

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So that's the recipe.

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That's my strange vegetable pancake.

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It kind of takes part of a Korean recipe.

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It kind of remorphs it for a North American supermarket.

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It changes up the vegetables a great deal.

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Deal.

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It changes up the technique a little bit all to get an easy vegan entree or

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snack out in front of those you love.

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Hey, if you like this podcast, let me say that we do have a newsletter.

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That comes out with recipes like this one on it.

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Okay.

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On to what's making us happy in food this week.

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What's making me happy is what the house smells like right

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now, which is mushroom ketchup.

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Oh,

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it is what is not

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making me happy.

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Now, A lot of people may never have heard of mushroom ketchup.

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It's one of the original condiments.

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This is like, you know, oh my gosh.

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18th century stuff.

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I, I, I came upstairs from working this morning and, uh, came up

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for lunch and I open the door.

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I'm downstairs.

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Uh, we have a walkout basement and my office is downstairs in the, uh,

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part of the basement with a door to the backyard and all that stuff.

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And, you know, I've been sitting down there working and I came upstairs

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and opened the door to the upstairs.

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It smells so good.

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And he said, Oh God, what stinks?

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Oh, it smells so good.

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And he said, No, it smells great.

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So I'm going to take his word for it.

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Basically,

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it's kind of like a steak saucy Worcestershire kind of, yeah, think

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about like I made, basically I made steak sauce with vinegar and some Demerara

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sugar and mushrooms and it's really good.

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And it's going to be in the new book that we're working on.

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So it's one of

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those

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things.

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So what's made me happy in food this week is something that happens to us

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every month in a while and it's something that happened to us just recently

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and that is we're part of a club.

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It is an all men's club.

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I know this sounds really gross in the modern era, but it is an all

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men's club and it is and dare I say this, the association of sporting

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shooters held on local estates.

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And if you spell out the first, I'm not going to say it.

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But if you spell out the first letters of Association of Sporting Shooters,

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held on local estates, you'll know what the actual name of the club is.

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And basically, one guy who is the, uh, head chief of that

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variety, he has it in his barn.

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We sit around and drink crazy red wine.

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Last night when we were there, there were centimillions and there were

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Chateauneuf du Papes and we sit around and drink these incredible wines in

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glasses with masking tape on them.

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So

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you know you're,

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whose is yours?

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And you're not given knives because you're supposed to pick up the food and not.

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Okay, pick

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it up.

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That was a, we had a venison neck.

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Yes.

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We had a haunch of venison.

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We had a ox, a tail, the whole tail off a cow.

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Which just got passed around the room and everybody ate off of it.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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It's like the most insane weirdness.

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It's some 1980s throwback of men are from Mars, women are from Venus or something.

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But, uh, we go, and I want to tell you that we're the only gay couple.

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We're also

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the youngest ones there.

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No, there's

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one younger than us.

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But, um, we're the only gay couple that's ever been a part of this club.

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And I have to tell you, this is probably more than I should say, but being a

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gay couple, when we joined or were invited to join the club years ago, we

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We kind of changed the dynamics because it was an old bunch of old straight

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guys and no spouses and no spouses.

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And suddenly I was there, for example, with my spouse.

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So

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was I.

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Yeah, I know.

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So people were there with their spouses, Bruce and me, and it changed the dynamic.

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And you know, Hey, long live change and long live the ability

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to change and good for those guys that they're very set in their ways.

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I mean, the group is so weird.

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It includes fun.

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guys.

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It includes trust fund babies, a bunch of retired doctors.

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There's a retired priest in the group.

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Uh, father comes and he comes every time and now he's retired from the ministry and

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he is actually the priest for a convent of three nuns in his retirement was for.

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He just buried one.

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He just buried one.

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He keeps saying he sits there at the table.

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I can't do his, his Irish accent, but he sits there at the table saying,

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I got the women waiting for me.

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I'm going home to more women than you are.

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What he

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kept saying?

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He did.

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Very strange.

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But we ate tons of venison that had been shot by the head

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of the club, and drank lots.

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A really dark, heavy, beautiful red wine, and it was much fun.

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They did pass around peas, but peas were just so What was the point?

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I don't know.

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And that was like, after we'd eaten everything else.

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And also, how do you eat peas?

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They're not even a spoon.

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So what are you supposed to do with the peas, except pick them up one by one?

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It's just a very odd thing.

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thing, but I'm very happy to know that people can change and even straight

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white boy clubs can eventually change, perhaps to include others

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beyond them and serve delicious food.

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So that's our podcast for this week.

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Thanks for being a part of it.

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We know that there are many podcasts in this landscape and we certainly appreciate

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your being with us on this journey.

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And every week we tell you what's making us happy in food.

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So tell us what's making you happy in food this week at our Facebook

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and to having you back for another episode of Cooking with Bruce and Mark.