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ChelseyBD, how are you?

Chelsey Donn:

Ah, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm good.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm good.

Chelsey Donn:

'I kind of wanna Lodge right into my Complaint cuz it's like in real time, if that's

Trey Gerrald:

all right.

Trey Gerrald:

We are two minutes in and let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, why don't you go ahead and

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

this is your platform.

Chelsey Donn:

'I just couldn't wait another second.

Chelsey Donn:

So like guys listening, doctors 'I, doctors in the audience 'I have like really serious acid reflux

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean, not that like 'I do what 'I want to do, but my doctor has prescribed me to

Chelsey Donn:

Take A' prescription and acid pill.

Chelsey Donn:

, but I'm stuck in this vicious cycle.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can never get off of this pill, even though like it affects other vitamins and like my 'I

Chelsey Donn:

But if 'I forget to take it, like if 'I even take it, A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit late 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I get so much sicker.

Chelsey Donn:

There's like so much more acid buildup because of this.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like 'I shouldn't be taking the pill long term cuz we're not really

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I can't stop taking it because if 'I stop taking it, then the acid is so bad.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm like completely beholden to this Anas medication.

Chelsey Donn:

It's very frustrating.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm very uncomfortable.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm on my third tons of the day, which 'I don't even know if we're supposed to be doing that.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't live like this.

Chelsey Donn:

'I just can't, 'I can't go on with this acid reflux issue.

Chelsey Donn:

I've like tried doing baking soda in water cuz that's supposed to be something that's helpful.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't find anything that like kicks this habit and it's so uncomfortable.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have A' A' as 'I speak right now.

Chelsey Donn:

'I gotta fix it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I need help.

Chelsey Donn:

Doctors, if you're listening, help A' sister out.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna go for another Tums.

Trey Gerrald:

did you start noticing that you had acid reflux in your life?

Chelsey Donn:

From like A', very young age, 'I had A', lot of abdominal problems.

Chelsey Donn:

'I like not gonna overshare but 'I spent A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of time in the hospital as A' kid with like different stomach issues.

Chelsey Donn:

And so for as long as 'I can remember, I've had A', lot of acid issues.

Chelsey Donn:

To the point where 'I like, I'm like not allowed to take any Advil or NSAIDs

Chelsey Donn:

So like it's an issue like it's A' real problem and 'I understand that 'I need to be on this

Chelsey Donn:

But that's also disturbing.

Chelsey Donn:

Most people that take like pep or these like generic acid medications

Chelsey Donn:

And I'll literally go to the pharmacy and they're like, You know, you're not

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm like, Awesome.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm completely

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

It's terrible.

Trey Gerrald:

'I Hear that.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm really sorry.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Hope that 'I hope that something changes this Complaint in your life.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Hope so too.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I might need to like full on.

Chelsey Donn:

See like A' non.

Chelsey Donn:

Eastern Medica like 'I need to see somebody else.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, need like A' medicine man that's going to be able to help fix this issue

Chelsey Donn:

W

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know much about acid reflux, but it sounds terrible.

Chelsey Donn:

you don't have it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think I've had it A' few times.

Trey Gerrald:

If 'I eat something really spicy.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, Tom Taum, Tom Toms

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think that guy, whoever did that commercial, made so much.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would think.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, 'I haven't even asked you about your week.

Chelsey Donn:

I've just lodged into my acid A' reflux spiel.

Chelsey Donn:

So let's talk about your week.

Chelsey Donn:

Or do you have A' Complaint?

Chelsey Donn:

You need to jump right into Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

What's going on with you?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm good.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't have any acid reflux like which 'I think is very fortunate.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm hearing and you know, life is good.

Trey Gerrald:

We're chugging along.

Trey Gerrald:

It's November, which is so nice.

Trey Gerrald:

And you know, 'I love fall, 'I love pumpkin, 'I love wearing A' card again.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm happy.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Did you make A' pumpkin pie

Trey Gerrald:

'I haven't made it yet, but I'm going to.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I often make many pumpkin pies.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, don't wait till Thanksgiving.

Trey Gerrald:

'I like 'I make many of them.

Trey Gerrald:

It is my favorite,

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

but 'I really am ready to Lodge A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Complaint as well.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't need any niceties.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's jump right in.

Trey Gerrald:

'I recognize that everyone, uh, has to have A' job.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm not meaning to hate on anyone who chooses this profession, but 'I really need to

Chelsey Donn:

Uh,

Trey Gerrald:

2022.

Trey Gerrald:

We have so much technology at our disposal to reach people.

Trey Gerrald:

We've talked about this and complaints in the past.

Trey Gerrald:

There's A' bajillion ways in which to reach out and, and solicit your services.

Trey Gerrald:

Please do not come up to my front door, ring the doorbell, or god forbid, knock

Trey Gerrald:

'I, you, You know, I'm not, It's not, That doesn't create A' setting

Trey Gerrald:

'I, 'I can't.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not gonna get my hand bit.

Chelsey Donn:

Have you ever opened the door to see what they're trying to sell you

Trey Gerrald:

Well, our front,

Chelsey Donn:

is it religion?

Trey Gerrald:

our front doors have little glass squares so we can actually see the people.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I just ignore anyone that comes to the door.

Trey Gerrald:

If it's not DoorDash, then there's no reason for me to go to the.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's interesting cuz David just goes to the door and, and deals with

Trey Gerrald:

And then he like goes out and talks to people.

Trey Gerrald:

He once had, he once spoke with A' detective who was looking for someone that stole A' car

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I would've been no help to that case.

Trey Gerrald:

We've also had solicitors come as one of our after shows was A' review that

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't matter, but if 'I don't know you're coming, I'm not coming to the door.

Trey Gerrald:

It's 2022.

Trey Gerrald:

Everyone's crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

Everyone could kill you.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not doing it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have dogs.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't se don't try to come and sell me if you're trying to sell me something at my door.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think it's A' bait and switch because 'I need to read reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

Hello?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Have A' podcast about reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

You're you're not, you're not gonna pull A' fast one on me.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not gonna happen.

Trey Gerrald:

Can we just retire door to door salesmen?

Trey Gerrald:

We don't 'I am not gonna buy A' vacuum from you.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not gonna

Chelsey Donn:

Especially in like A' post.

Chelsey Donn:

Covid.

Trey Gerrald:

over.

Trey Gerrald:

None of that A' the end.

Trey Gerrald:

No more door to door salesmen.

Chelsey Donn:

It's interesting cuz like 'I do 'I gotta say 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Respect the hustle.

Chelsey Donn:

Oftentimes on Shark Tank, which you know is like one of my favorite shows.

Chelsey Donn:

They'll talk about like, how did you get started?

Chelsey Donn:

Like selling your, Here's A' Shark Tank product that 'I have right here.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I'm giving it as A' gift.

Chelsey Donn:

It's called Snack Diff.

Chelsey Donn:

Have you seen this before?

Chelsey Donn:

'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know if they did, but I'm just giving you an example.

Chelsey Donn:

This is A'.

Chelsey Donn:

This is hands free snacking, but you don't have to use your finger.

Chelsey Donn:

You like wear, it's like chopstick that you wear

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

so you can like type and do what you need and you can still grab your snacks.

Chelsey Donn:

'I got 'I as A' gift for A', client of mine.

Chelsey Donn:

But anyway, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

The thing is, sometimes they'll ask them like, How did you start?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, Oh, your sales are so impressive.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, how did you start?

Chelsey Donn:

And they'll say like, 'I literally went door to door in my neighborhood

Chelsey Donn:

And then Mark Cuban or whoever will always like applaud them and be

Chelsey Donn:

That so 'I get, Or even like, you know, have you ever, like at home, sometimes we'll have kids

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I kind of think.

Chelsey Donn:

Cute and cool and entrepreneurial, but 'I do recognize that in this day and age,

Chelsey Donn:

How it can be very jarring to have someone just show up at your door without knowing.

Chelsey Donn:

In fact, my parents.

Chelsey Donn:

Live across the country in New Jersey, but I've installed A', video doorbell at their house.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I literally get an alert when anybody comes to my parents' house, cuz 'I wanna

Chelsey Donn:

And I'll call them and be like, There's A' guy on your doorstep.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, do you know who it is?

Chelsey Donn:

And they'll say like, Oh, that's the guy who's, you know, who's gonna wash

Chelsey Donn:

But like, It's scary when like you're not expecting somebody to

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I definitely wanna acknowledge that Complaint 'I think that's fair

Chelsey Donn:

Like nobody.

Chelsey Donn:

Nobody got time for that.

Chelsey Donn:

We got enough of it with the Amazon and the delivery and all that

Trey Gerrald:

that is A' Good distinction that you've brought up because Yes, when it snows

Trey Gerrald:

That's wonderful.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

That's A' service.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't sell me A' product at my door.

Trey Gerrald:

You can sell me A'

Chelsey Donn:

You don't want, you don't want the snack.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't need you to come and sum it to me.

Trey Gerrald:

Even remember, did you do fundraising as A' Kid, where you would have like, Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

That was so

Chelsey Donn:

like the brochure.

Chelsey Donn:

That was fun.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Now one of my coworkers has A' fundraising, A' crowd fundraising thing for

Trey Gerrald:

It's completely online.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I don't even have to speak to

Chelsey Donn:

So you can like purchase stuff like A', like almost like A' Registry.

Trey Gerrald:

it's exactly like that.

Trey Gerrald:

And you can write A' little note.

Trey Gerrald:

And then what 'I loved about this one is at the end, after you do it, it

Trey Gerrald:

You can buy them this t-shirt with their LogoVora on it.

Trey Gerrald:

Like the sports team, like 'I was like, Oh my God, this is so smart.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

in this conversation, 'I do miss, like trying to sell

Chelsey Donn:

Like just like having those like brochures where it's like you can buy

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It was like kind of random.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, nostalgia.

Chelsey Donn:

Gotta love it.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, well 'I think that that's A' valid.

Chelsey Donn:

Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel like at this point I'm ready for more.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I, think we could jump into some online reviews?

Chelsey Donn:

What do you think

Trey Gerrald:

let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm excited for this week's.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's do

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A', Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trustee.

Chelsey Donn:

Review Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you A' review, break it down and rate the impact of the review

Trey Gerrald:

It's A', very scientific, mathematical regal process that we

VOICEOVER:

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

There's A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of math happening between the two of us.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can tell you that.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Try.

Chelsey Donn:

What have you brought in for us today?

Trey Gerrald:

All right, today 'I have A' one star Amazon Review,

Chelsey Donn:

Good old Amazon.

Trey Gerrald:

written by A' user named Spencer.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, Spencer.

Trey Gerrald:

And this is for A' product called Amazon Basics.

Trey Gerrald:

Gaffer's Tape, two inch by 90 feet White.

Trey Gerrald:

Now, just before we start, do you know what Gaffer's tape is?

Chelsey Donn:

Well 'I always think of it like when we do shows and stuff.

Chelsey Donn:

Isn't that kind of like the tape they use to mark your marks?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, so it's, it's A' heavy cotton cloth tape, basically.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like duct tape, but it's made of cloth so it can tear really quickly and easily.

Trey Gerrald:

But the like, stickiness is different than like 'I don't like A', you know,

Trey Gerrald:

So it is very often used in film and television.

Trey Gerrald:

And like electrical situations.

Chelsey Donn:

like tying down wires and then also marking actors blocking.

Trey Gerrald:

exactly.

Trey Gerrald:

So here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

This is Spencer's one star Amazon review for Gafe tape.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

This is A' verified purchase.

Trey Gerrald:

The subject is, didn't know 'I could hate tape.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I didn't wake up this morning and think.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm going to write A' review about tape 'I bought on Amazon end quote.

Trey Gerrald:

But then again, 'I didn't think tape existed.

Trey Gerrald:

Dot, that doesn't dot stick.

Trey Gerrald:

You probably need gaffer's tape and you're thinking, Why is it

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know, but 'I can tell you exactly why this is so cheap.

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't stick.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't understand 'I want answers, and it just does not stick.

Trey Gerrald:

'I am giving it five stars for versatility because it taught me A' lot.

Trey Gerrald:

One, my dad was wrong.

Trey Gerrald:

There are bigger disappointments than me.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh,

Trey Gerrald:

Two, this tape doesn't stick.

Trey Gerrald:

Three, You can have an existential crisis while using tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Four, this tape doesn't stick.

Trey Gerrald:

Five.

Trey Gerrald:

My fiance's mom asked me why 'I don't believe in religion and 'I think this

Trey Gerrald:

Six all caps.

Trey Gerrald:

This tape does not stick.

Trey Gerrald:

Seven 'I literally thought, Wow, this tape could literally just be blown off.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I tried it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I thought 'I was crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

Go watch the attached video.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

Eight.

Trey Gerrald:

How does this tape not stick?

Trey Gerrald:

It has A' single job.

Trey Gerrald:

Question mark.

Trey Gerrald:

If you buy this tape, use the money you saved and go see A' therapist

Trey Gerrald:

Did 'I mention this tape doesn't stick?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm having an existential crisis.

VOICEOVER:

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

But did the tape stick though?

Trey Gerrald:

'I have A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Question does the tape stuck?

Chelsey Donn:

Did the tape stick?

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz I'm not sure.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so for everyone on Patreon, I'm gonna share this video.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' four second video.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you see it

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh wow.

Chelsey Donn:

That's disappointing.

Trey Gerrald:

That, um, really blew off.

Chelsey Donn:

That did blow off with A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Small blow.

Trey Gerrald:

Now 'I, wanna point out the wall that that tape was on is

Chelsey Donn:

and 'I was gonna say when we first started talking about G first

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's not, it's not meant to be like A' permanent.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not glue,

Chelsey Donn:

It's like, yeah, like you put it down to Mark, A' mark or like

Chelsey Donn:

But it, that being said, it does seem like the adhesive on this gaffer's tape is not good enough

Trey Gerrald:

anything.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Spencer, you definitely went for the laughs.

Chelsey Donn:

'I appreciate it.

Chelsey Donn:

There was definitely A', lot of humor there.

Chelsey Donn:

We didn't, we didn't have humor like at the cost of spelling and grammar,

Chelsey Donn:

'I still felt like it didn't go too colloquial, even though it was jokey.

Chelsey Donn:

Does that make.

Trey Gerrald:

Yep.

Chelsey Donn:

'I like that Spencer said, like, gaffer cheap is expensive.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know why, but like, you know, this is sort of A' an example of with these Amazon

Chelsey Donn:

Method, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like you could buy A', Pirates Booty for like double the price, or you can buy

Chelsey Donn:

And somehow that works because they work directly with the manufacturers

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I, When 'I see Amazon Basics in something 'I, think it's A' similar scenario.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I can understand how people would look for.

Chelsey Donn:

Typically more expensive products and go with the Amazon basic version for this reason.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think it's important that he pointed out, Listen, this is an expensive product.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not really sure why it's an expensive product, but 'I went with A' cheaper

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that's like A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Good point to

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Agree.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think that Spencer really has A' fiance and mother who's asked them why doesn't believe him

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that that's like A' true thing.

Chelsey Donn:

In fact, 'I thought that maybe 'I knew this.

Chelsey Donn:

Spencer, why 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have A' friend named Spencer, that's A' lighting designer.

Chelsey Donn:

And so 'I who like it worked.

Chelsey Donn:

He worked at A' religious institution, but he doesn't really like.

Chelsey Donn:

Believe in religion

Trey Gerrald:

Is this A' friend?

Chelsey Donn:

at one point.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I was like, 'I wonder if this is him.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean it's probably not.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm sure there's like A' lot of people named Spencer, but 'I did

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I think obviously using it for comedic effect here.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I did believe that just as there was A' kernel of truth in the first sentence about, you

Chelsey Donn:

Definitely Spencer has some psychological ish going on.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, they're definitely leaning into that for sure.

Chelsey Donn:

And this tape just sent them over the edge also, like why did we bring

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I understand the device of the tape didn't stick even though it got A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit old, but like, okay, cool, fun.

Chelsey Donn:

But like, did we mention existential crisis also like three times.

Trey Gerrald:

It is in here.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

At least twice 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

See for sure.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, there's so much going on in this review and it, it's an interesting balance of like

Trey Gerrald:

But then 'I also like 'I, think it's very funny to make the subject 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Didn't know 'I could hate tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz that's very funny.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I get it and then the first sentence 'I think is so funny and it's such A' funny premise.

Trey Gerrald:

'I didn't wake up this morning and think I'm gonna write A' review about tape 'I bought on Amazon.

Trey Gerrald:

That's very like hilarious.

Trey Gerrald:

It makes me feel like Spencer is with me.

Trey Gerrald:

They get it, like it's gonna be good, but then it like, maybe the joke just goes on too long,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think it's just, Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Another example that happens often where like, we kind of, we should have edited down when

Chelsey Donn:

The, the seller, the manufacturer,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't even know if Spencer thinks he's ever gonna get the answers.

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

Is this like one of those.

Chelsey Donn:

Existential philosophical A' chair is not A' chair type questions that we're just

Chelsey Donn:

Or like, Do we actually want the manufacturers of this product to answer for their failures?

Trey Gerrald:

Right 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Also A' 'I Applaud Spencer's use of attaching A' video

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

to

Chelsey Donn:

was good Queenly.

Trey Gerrald:

to prolong the joke.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think that that's an example of A' comedy Review that we haven't seen yet on the show.

Trey Gerrald:

They've got an extra length, so we now know they actually did buy the product and they are actually

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think that this is A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Good review.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think there's A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of humor here.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, 'I don't because of the video.

Chelsey Donn:

Even if 'I did, maybe think Spencer's being A', little bit shady because of

Chelsey Donn:

What do we think that Spencer does for A' living if he's not my friend, the lighting designer?

Trey Gerrald:

that's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good question.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess I'm curious, like who does, Oh, there's A' picture.

Trey Gerrald:

Let me share the screen.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe you can tell

Chelsey Donn:

There's A' picture with Spencer.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Is this your friend?

Chelsey Donn:

If it is, I'm gonna freak out.

Trey Gerrald:

Let me rotate it.

Chelsey Donn:

Mm.

Trey Gerrald:

Is that him?

Chelsey Donn:

That's not Spencer 'I mean not, not my Spencer.

Chelsey Donn:

Is he holding an apple?

Trey Gerrald:

It looks like he's holding an apple.

Trey Gerrald:

The profile image is as if the phone is on A' desk and Spencer's leaning over it and holding an

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' A' odd choice for A' profile

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe he's like A' physics teacher.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, for some reason 'I don't think that Spencer has purchased A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Lot of Gafe tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Only based on the fact that they say 'I didn't know 'I could hate tape like it does.

Trey Gerrald:

And they're like, 'I didn't, 'I don't know why it's so expensive and like it feels

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know why you would buy Gafe tape.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

We have A' role event and I'm not sure why, but yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Probably for David for like photography to

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we had it before he was A' photographer, so I'm not sure what that's about.

Chelsey Donn:

oh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

Anything else we should be considering for Spencer?

Chelsey Donn:

That we're not

Trey Gerrald:

you know, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I do think that like the 'I guess, 'I feel like it doesn't occur as shady to me when

Trey Gerrald:

You saved and go see

Chelsey Donn:

A'

Trey Gerrald:

for why you hate yourself that much like that actually occurs to me as

Trey Gerrald:

I've gone on and on about how it doesn't stick.

Trey Gerrald:

I've attached A' video of how it doesn't stick, so like why would you buy it?

Trey Gerrald:

It does really occur to me as like, don't buy this.

Trey Gerrald:

Like that really is the impact for me, even though 'I do think it's kind of shady.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, but now they're bringing that up.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like all of this is really in A' psychological sense, speaking

Chelsey Donn:

Like this, like he, not everybody that gets bad tape is gonna need to go to therapy.

Chelsey Donn:

Some people might just return the tape, you know, like

Trey Gerrald:

That's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Really good point.

Trey Gerrald:

Spencer has really been turned on his head about this non

Chelsey Donn:

an existential crisis Now, 'I understand that there's like some

Chelsey Donn:

While 'I do think this review is valuable and funny and 'I like that, it's different

Chelsey Donn:

'I do also think that, again, the thesis statement is the tape didn't stick, and like

Chelsey Donn:

Or if they received it and it didn't stick, it would be like the tape didn't stick.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I returned it.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Really.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Very over the top reaction.

Chelsey Donn:

we're clearly learning that.

Chelsey Donn:

Spencer, you know, he is an emotional guy.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, for sure.

Chelsey Donn:

You know this really give, spun him into A'.

Chelsey Donn:

This was the final straw for Spencer, the dad saying that he, you know, that he's the

Chelsey Donn:

That was all just like, you know, the foundation.

Chelsey Donn:

And this tape really just took the whole house of cards down.

Trey Gerrald:

1,280 people found this helpful.

Trey Gerrald:

So you know, 'I, think 'I

Chelsey Donn:

is there.

Chelsey Donn:

The point is there.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think 'I could Crown Spencer.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think so too.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's go ahead and do it.

Trey Gerrald:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER:

In terms of.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey made Spencer A' Review Queen with five crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

'I am holding up four crowns while Trey can't wait to hear from you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I will start.

Chelsey Donn:

'I went with four crowns simply because 'I think that Spencer might be A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit extra 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I wanted to leave room for that, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like maybe you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe you know Spencer hasn't really used Gafe tape before and doesn't really understand that.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not really meant to be like A' huge adhesive, like sticking things together kind of tape.

Chelsey Donn:

So leaving room for Spencer, not really understanding how to use this product.

Chelsey Donn:

And also maybe being A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit emo A', little bit dramatic.

Chelsey Donn:

'I went with four crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

That being said, A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of great stuff here.

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of great information.

Chelsey Donn:

The video definitely queenly.

Chelsey Donn:

And the humor was there for me.

Chelsey Donn:

So four crowds as you know.

Chelsey Donn:

Great score for me.

Chelsey Donn:

Why did you decide to make Spencer A'?

Chelsey Donn:

Review?

Chelsey Donn:

Queen?

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I was gonna say four and A' half, but then 'I was like, You

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would watch this and be like, Oh, well 'I need to.

Trey Gerrald:

Get A' more sticky tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it's not sticking

Chelsey Donn:

Totally.

Trey Gerrald:

'I 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think there could A' be A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little edit 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think the list of eight reasons Could have been four or could have been six 'I Think it could

Trey Gerrald:

Big chuckle.

Trey Gerrald:

It was fun hearing you.

Trey Gerrald:

Receiving the review and the video.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, Just think it's tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Who cares?

Trey Gerrald:

And like 'I liked the balance of like the comedy, but also like getting

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, it was good.

Trey Gerrald:

funny reviews often don't land with me.

Trey Gerrald:

This was A', Really big swing and 'I think, that's probably why I'm saying Five Crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz ultimately 'I appreciated the, the comedy.

Trey Gerrald:

So Five, Five Crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm not gonna buy this tape.

Chelsey Donn:

not buying it.

Chelsey Donn:

Uhuh.

Chelsey Donn:

Good

Trey Gerrald:

that wasn't A' sticky situation.

Chelsey Donn:

Not at all.

Chelsey Donn:

Not at all.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we did A'.

Trey Gerrald:

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today for?

VOICEOVER:

My Royal line.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Thanks for asking Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

So today I'm inducting one of my favorite Instagram accounts, which.

Chelsey Donn:

Also on.

Chelsey Donn:

She's on all the platforms, TikTok, all the things.

Chelsey Donn:

It's at Granny's off her rocker.

Chelsey Donn:

She is my favorite.

Chelsey Donn:

She's so funny.

Chelsey Donn:

She's A', Total Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

'I get so many laughs from watching her videos.

Chelsey Donn:

She has an amazing dynamic with her daughter Nancy, who does all the tapes.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

And she kind of reminds me of my grandmother.

Chelsey Donn:

She's become this internet sensation and she's like all of our grandmothers, right?

Chelsey Donn:

'I lost my grandparents A' long time ago.

Chelsey Donn:

So being able to watch these videos and connect with her and the humor that's sort

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I just love her and she's an inspiration to me.

Chelsey Donn:

On her birthday, her daughter Nancy, made A' Walmart wishlist with all, uh,

Chelsey Donn:

And in most of Granny's videos, she's wearing pajamas, though 'I will say she can show

Chelsey Donn:

Granny's off rocker is.

Chelsey Donn:

A' hot piece, not gonna lie, but for the most part, granny wears pajamas.

Chelsey Donn:

And so 'I went on to her Walmart wishlist, and 'I found that Granny had A' pair of pajamas

Chelsey Donn:

It was tie dye.

Chelsey Donn:

So obviously as A', Review, Queen, 'I had to buy granny these pajamas,

Chelsey Donn:

On her Instagram, on her ticks, which I'm so excited about.

Chelsey Donn:

'I get so excited every time she wears them so quickly.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know this is A', little bit non-traditional, but 'I just wanted to play A' quick video of

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, here we are.

Chelsey Donn:

So this is Granny who is now identifying which 'I have to say 'I feel part of

Chelsey Donn:

Let's hear her.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Ready?

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

, . Do do.

VOICEOVER:

And I'm gonna make you pee your pants.

VOICEOVER:

And don't think you're gonna use my Depends Go by your own there.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald:

She's obviously not from Virginian.

Chelsey Donn:

No 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think she's like from like, she's like an Italian

Trey Gerrald:

blab, busa.

Chelsey Donn:

ballbuster.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

And like, that's like the whole theme of, of her Instagram and 'I just like love her so much.

Chelsey Donn:

She's A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Total Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm so happy that she's wearing her Queen pajamas and she's self-identifying

Chelsey Donn:

Granny's off.

Chelsey Donn:

A' Rocker.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love you.

Chelsey Donn:

Like will you be on the podcast?

Chelsey Donn:

Can we make that happen?

Chelsey Donn:

'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna share this on Instagram when we announce your induction for this episode.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I love you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love Nancy 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Would love for you guys to come on the show or join us on Instagram

Chelsey Donn:

Either way, regardless.

Chelsey Donn:

You are A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Queen, my friend.

Chelsey Donn:

And you are My.

Chelsey Donn:

Royal.

Chelsey Donn:

Highness love.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And you really bought those

Chelsey Donn:

'I did.

Chelsey Donn:

'I bought those pajamas for Granny.

Chelsey Donn:

They're from

Trey Gerrald:

and then it became A' video,

Chelsey Donn:

she wears 'em.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you gotta go through her videos.

Chelsey Donn:

Anytime 'I like commented recently, 'I was like, It makes me so happy anytime you

Chelsey Donn:

But like 'I knew 'I had to get her pajamas.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause 'I knew if 'I got her pajamas, there was A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Good chance that they would show in the videos.

Trey Gerrald:

Did they like your comment?

Chelsey Donn:

she always likes my comment.

Chelsey Donn:

She always comments back.

Chelsey Donn:

She's so sweet.

Chelsey Donn:

When everybody gave her all these presents for her birthday, she.

Chelsey Donn:

Was, you know, doing all these videos and thanking everybody, like every individual

Chelsey Donn:

And she kind of also plays into the after show review.

Chelsey Donn:

Today, So I'm excited about that too.

Trey Gerrald:

well, really great induction.

Trey Gerrald:

It looks like one of those accounts that just brings joy, like makes you

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm gonna, I'm gonna follow.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you

Chelsey Donn:

yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Please do follow.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Granny's off A' rocker.

Trey Gerrald:

Is she always in A' Rocking chair.

Chelsey Donn:

Sometimes she's in A' rocking chair.

Chelsey Donn:

She also, she's A' smoker, but like, Good for you granny.

Chelsey Donn:

She has A'.

Chelsey Donn:

You know that song Like, My Money Don't Jiggle, Jiggle It Folds.

Chelsey Donn:

You know that song?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not.

Chelsey Donn:

What?

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like A', People listening probably know it's A' T Train.

Chelsey Donn:

She does like her own rendition of it and it's so funny.

Chelsey Donn:

She's just very, very, very funny.

Chelsey Donn:

'I love

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Love it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway,

Trey Gerrald:

Good job.

Trey Gerrald:

All

Chelsey Donn:

Gerb.

Trey Gerrald:

well here we are.

Trey Gerrald:

Good.

Trey Gerrald:

Me, we've reached the end of another episode, . We

Chelsey Donn:

Good work.

Chelsey Donn:

We did it

Trey Gerrald:

Now there are, there are three Queens of everything

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, it's true.

Chelsey Donn:

There are three Queens of everything.

Chelsey Donn:

Granny's off.

Chelsey Donn:

A' Rocker is an official Queen of everything with us.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend and follow at Granny's off Rocker

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Chelsey Donn:

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And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, so on today's after tripod, we are going to be reading A' four

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Chelsey Donn:

Great for adult and beginners

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'I, it's super coloristic.

VOICEOVER:

It's the A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Adam, man.

Chelsey Donn:

A' A'.

Chelsey Donn:

It definitely meant abdomen 'I would assume.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, hilarious video of at Granny's off A' rocker that involves, it's

Chelsey Donn:

They are ridiculous 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know if you've seen them before, but there's A' really funny video of granny's

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm going to show that in the after show as well.

Chelsey Donn:

So to find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I went into this very skeptical, but 'I was just imitating A' hula

Trey Gerrald:

And to find out what made ChelseyBD say.

Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

Gender non-specific Queen, just like granny's A' Rocka.

Chelsey Donn:

Of course.

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Bye.

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Woo.

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Woo 'I, Miss game time

Trey Gerrald:

Oh yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Do

Trey Gerrald:

still have them on our one in fives.

Chelsey Donn:

we do 'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Still miss it.

Trey Gerrald:

We actually got A' review.

Trey Gerrald:

About that.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh really?

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Others?

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Miss Meryl-Go-Round.

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Let us know.

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