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Chelsey Donn:Ah, Trey.
Chelsey Donn:I'm good.
Chelsey Donn:I'm good.
Chelsey Donn:'I kind of wanna Lodge right into my Complaint cuz it's like in real time, if that's
Trey Gerrald:all right.
Trey Gerrald:We are two minutes in and let's do it.
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Chelsey Donn:'I just couldn't wait another second.
Chelsey Donn:So like guys listening, doctors 'I, doctors in the audience 'I have like really serious acid reflux
Chelsey Donn:'I mean, not that like 'I do what 'I want to do, but my doctor has prescribed me to
Chelsey Donn:Take A' prescription and acid pill.
Chelsey Donn:, but I'm stuck in this vicious cycle.
Chelsey Donn:'I can never get off of this pill, even though like it affects other vitamins and like my 'I
Chelsey Donn:But if 'I forget to take it, like if 'I even take it, A'.
Chelsey Donn:Little bit late 'I.
Chelsey Donn:'I get so much sicker.
Chelsey Donn:There's like so much more acid buildup because of this.
Chelsey Donn:It's like 'I shouldn't be taking the pill long term cuz we're not really
Chelsey Donn:But 'I can't stop taking it because if 'I stop taking it, then the acid is so bad.
Chelsey Donn:I'm like completely beholden to this Anas medication.
Chelsey Donn:It's very frustrating.
Chelsey Donn:I'm very uncomfortable.
Chelsey Donn:I'm on my third tons of the day, which 'I don't even know if we're supposed to be doing that.
Chelsey Donn:And 'I.
Chelsey Donn:'I can't live like this.
Chelsey Donn:'I just can't, 'I can't go on with this acid reflux issue.
Chelsey Donn:I've like tried doing baking soda in water cuz that's supposed to be something that's helpful.
Chelsey Donn:'I can't find anything that like kicks this habit and it's so uncomfortable.
Chelsey Donn:'I have A' A' as 'I speak right now.
Chelsey Donn:'I gotta fix it.
Chelsey Donn:'I need help.
Chelsey Donn:Doctors, if you're listening, help A' sister out.
Chelsey Donn:I'm gonna go for another Tums.
Trey Gerrald:did you start noticing that you had acid reflux in your life?
Chelsey Donn:From like A', very young age, 'I had A', lot of abdominal problems.
Chelsey Donn:'I like not gonna overshare but 'I spent A'.
Chelsey Donn:Lot of time in the hospital as A' kid with like different stomach issues.
Chelsey Donn:And so for as long as 'I can remember, I've had A', lot of acid issues.
Chelsey Donn:To the point where 'I like, I'm like not allowed to take any Advil or NSAIDs
Chelsey Donn:So like it's an issue like it's A' real problem and 'I understand that 'I need to be on this
Chelsey Donn:But that's also disturbing.
Chelsey Donn:Most people that take like pep or these like generic acid medications
Chelsey Donn:And I'll literally go to the pharmacy and they're like, You know, you're not
Chelsey Donn:And I'm like, Awesome.
Chelsey Donn:But 'I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Chelsey Donn:I'm completely
Trey Gerrald:Wow.
Chelsey Donn:It's terrible.
Trey Gerrald:'I Hear that.
Trey Gerrald:I'm really sorry.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Hope that 'I hope that something changes this Complaint in your life.
Chelsey Donn:Thank you 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Hope so too.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think 'I might need to like full on.
Chelsey Donn:See like A' non.
Chelsey Donn:Eastern Medica like 'I need to see somebody else.
Chelsey Donn:'I, need like A' medicine man that's going to be able to help fix this issue
Chelsey Donn:W
Trey Gerrald:'I don't know much about acid reflux, but it sounds terrible.
Chelsey Donn:you don't have it.
Trey Gerrald:'I think I've had it A' few times.
Trey Gerrald:If 'I eat something really spicy.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Anyway.
Trey Gerrald:Yes, Tom Taum, Tom Toms
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think that guy, whoever did that commercial, made so much.
Trey Gerrald:'I would think.
Chelsey Donn:Anyway, 'I haven't even asked you about your week.
Chelsey Donn:I've just lodged into my acid A' reflux spiel.
Chelsey Donn:So let's talk about your week.
Chelsey Donn:Or do you have A' Complaint?
Chelsey Donn:You need to jump right into Trey.
Chelsey Donn:What's going on with you?
Trey Gerrald:I'm good.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't have any acid reflux like which 'I think is very fortunate.
Trey Gerrald:I'm hearing and you know, life is good.
Trey Gerrald:We're chugging along.
Trey Gerrald:It's November, which is so nice.
Trey Gerrald:And you know, 'I love fall, 'I love pumpkin, 'I love wearing A' card again.
Trey Gerrald:So I'm happy.
Chelsey Donn:Oh yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Did you make A' pumpkin pie
Trey Gerrald:'I haven't made it yet, but I'm going to.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I often make many pumpkin pies.
Trey Gerrald:'I, don't wait till Thanksgiving.
Trey Gerrald:'I like 'I make many of them.
Trey Gerrald:It is my favorite,
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:but 'I really am ready to Lodge A'.
Trey Gerrald:Complaint as well.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't need any niceties.
Trey Gerrald:Let's jump right in.
Trey Gerrald:'I recognize that everyone, uh, has to have A' job.
Trey Gerrald:So I'm not meaning to hate on anyone who chooses this profession, but 'I really need to
Chelsey Donn:Uh,
Trey Gerrald:2022.
Trey Gerrald:We have so much technology at our disposal to reach people.
Trey Gerrald:We've talked about this and complaints in the past.
Trey Gerrald:There's A' bajillion ways in which to reach out and, and solicit your services.
Trey Gerrald:Please do not come up to my front door, ring the doorbell, or god forbid, knock
Trey Gerrald:'I, you, You know, I'm not, It's not, That doesn't create A' setting
Trey Gerrald:'I, 'I can't.
Trey Gerrald:I'm not gonna get my hand bit.
Chelsey Donn:Have you ever opened the door to see what they're trying to sell you
Trey Gerrald:Well, our front,
Chelsey Donn:is it religion?
Trey Gerrald:our front doors have little glass squares so we can actually see the people.
Trey Gerrald:But 'I just ignore anyone that comes to the door.
Trey Gerrald:If it's not DoorDash, then there's no reason for me to go to the.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Trey Gerrald:You know, it's interesting cuz David just goes to the door and, and deals with
Trey Gerrald:And then he like goes out and talks to people.
Trey Gerrald:He once had, he once spoke with A' detective who was looking for someone that stole A' car
Trey Gerrald:You know, 'I would've been no help to that case.
Trey Gerrald:We've also had solicitors come as one of our after shows was A' review that
Chelsey Donn:right.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah,
Trey Gerrald:It doesn't matter, but if 'I don't know you're coming, I'm not coming to the door.
Trey Gerrald:It's 2022.
Trey Gerrald:Everyone's crazy.
Trey Gerrald:Everyone could kill you.
Trey Gerrald:I'm not doing it.
Trey Gerrald:'I have dogs.
Trey Gerrald:Don't se don't try to come and sell me if you're trying to sell me something at my door.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Think it's A' bait and switch because 'I need to read reviews.
Trey Gerrald:Hello?
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Have A' podcast about reviews.
Trey Gerrald:You're you're not, you're not gonna pull A' fast one on me.
Trey Gerrald:It's not gonna happen.
Trey Gerrald:Can we just retire door to door salesmen?
Trey Gerrald:We don't 'I am not gonna buy A' vacuum from you.
Trey Gerrald:I'm not gonna
Chelsey Donn:Especially in like A' post.
Chelsey Donn:Covid.
Trey Gerrald:over.
Trey Gerrald:None of that A' the end.
Trey Gerrald:No more door to door salesmen.
Chelsey Donn:It's interesting cuz like 'I do 'I gotta say 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Respect the hustle.
Chelsey Donn:Oftentimes on Shark Tank, which you know is like one of my favorite shows.
Chelsey Donn:They'll talk about like, how did you get started?
Chelsey Donn:Like selling your, Here's A' Shark Tank product that 'I have right here.
Chelsey Donn:Cause I'm giving it as A' gift.
Chelsey Donn:It's called Snack Diff.
Chelsey Donn:Have you seen this before?
Chelsey Donn:'I?
Chelsey Donn:Don't know if they did, but I'm just giving you an example.
Chelsey Donn:This is A'.
Chelsey Donn:This is hands free snacking, but you don't have to use your finger.
Chelsey Donn:You like wear, it's like chopstick that you wear
Trey Gerrald:Oh,
Chelsey Donn:so you can like type and do what you need and you can still grab your snacks.
Chelsey Donn:'I got 'I as A' gift for A', client of mine.
Chelsey Donn:But anyway, 'I.
Chelsey Donn:The thing is, sometimes they'll ask them like, How did you start?
Chelsey Donn:Like, Oh, your sales are so impressive.
Chelsey Donn:Like, how did you start?
Chelsey Donn:And they'll say like, 'I literally went door to door in my neighborhood
Chelsey Donn:And then Mark Cuban or whoever will always like applaud them and be
Chelsey Donn:That so 'I get, Or even like, you know, have you ever, like at home, sometimes we'll have kids
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I kind of think.
Chelsey Donn:Cute and cool and entrepreneurial, but 'I do recognize that in this day and age,
Chelsey Donn:How it can be very jarring to have someone just show up at your door without knowing.
Chelsey Donn:In fact, my parents.
Chelsey Donn:Live across the country in New Jersey, but I've installed A', video doorbell at their house.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I literally get an alert when anybody comes to my parents' house, cuz 'I wanna
Chelsey Donn:And I'll call them and be like, There's A' guy on your doorstep.
Chelsey Donn:Like, do you know who it is?
Chelsey Donn:And they'll say like, Oh, that's the guy who's, you know, who's gonna wash
Chelsey Donn:But like, It's scary when like you're not expecting somebody to
Chelsey Donn:So 'I definitely wanna acknowledge that Complaint 'I think that's fair
Chelsey Donn:Like nobody.
Chelsey Donn:Nobody got time for that.
Chelsey Donn:We got enough of it with the Amazon and the delivery and all that
Trey Gerrald:that is A' Good distinction that you've brought up because Yes, when it snows
Trey Gerrald:That's wonderful.
Trey Gerrald:Thank you.
Trey Gerrald:That's A' service.
Trey Gerrald:Don't sell me A' product at my door.
Trey Gerrald:You can sell me A'
Chelsey Donn:You don't want, you don't want the snack.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't need you to come and sum it to me.
Trey Gerrald:Even remember, did you do fundraising as A' Kid, where you would have like, Yes.
Trey Gerrald:That was so
Chelsey Donn:like the brochure.
Chelsey Donn:That was fun.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Now one of my coworkers has A' fundraising, A' crowd fundraising thing for
Trey Gerrald:It's completely online.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I don't even have to speak to
Chelsey Donn:So you can like purchase stuff like A', like almost like A' Registry.
Trey Gerrald:it's exactly like that.
Trey Gerrald:And you can write A' little note.
Trey Gerrald:And then what 'I loved about this one is at the end, after you do it, it
Trey Gerrald:You can buy them this t-shirt with their LogoVora on it.
Trey Gerrald:Like the sports team, like 'I was like, Oh my God, this is so smart.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:in this conversation, 'I do miss, like trying to sell
Chelsey Donn:Like just like having those like brochures where it's like you can buy
Chelsey Donn:Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:It was like kind of random.
Chelsey Donn:Oh, nostalgia.
Chelsey Donn:Gotta love it.
Chelsey Donn:All right, well 'I think that that's A' valid.
Chelsey Donn:Complaint.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Feel like at this point I'm ready for more.
Chelsey Donn:And 'I, think we could jump into some online reviews?
Chelsey Donn:What do you think
Trey Gerrald:let's do it.
Trey Gerrald:I'm excited for this week's.
Trey Gerrald:Let's do
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Trey Gerrald:We read you A' review, break it down and rate the impact of the review
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Chelsey Donn:right.
Chelsey Donn:There's A'.
Chelsey Donn:Lot of math happening between the two of us.
Chelsey Donn:'I can tell you that.
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Chelsey Donn:What have you brought in for us today?
Trey Gerrald:All right, today 'I have A' one star Amazon Review,
Chelsey Donn:Good old Amazon.
Trey Gerrald:written by A' user named Spencer.
Chelsey Donn:Okay, Spencer.
Trey Gerrald:And this is for A' product called Amazon Basics.
Trey Gerrald:Gaffer's Tape, two inch by 90 feet White.
Trey Gerrald:Now, just before we start, do you know what Gaffer's tape is?
Chelsey Donn:Well 'I always think of it like when we do shows and stuff.
Chelsey Donn:Isn't that kind of like the tape they use to mark your marks?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, so it's, it's A' heavy cotton cloth tape, basically.
Trey Gerrald:So it's like duct tape, but it's made of cloth so it can tear really quickly and easily.
Trey Gerrald:But the like, stickiness is different than like 'I don't like A', you know,
Trey Gerrald:So it is very often used in film and television.
Trey Gerrald:And like electrical situations.
Chelsey Donn:like tying down wires and then also marking actors blocking.
Trey Gerrald:exactly.
Trey Gerrald:So here we go.
Trey Gerrald:This is Spencer's one star Amazon review for Gafe tape.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:This is A' verified purchase.
Trey Gerrald:The subject is, didn't know 'I could hate tape.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:'I didn't wake up this morning and think.
Trey Gerrald:I'm going to write A' review about tape 'I bought on Amazon end quote.
Trey Gerrald:But then again, 'I didn't think tape existed.
Trey Gerrald:Dot, that doesn't dot stick.
Trey Gerrald:You probably need gaffer's tape and you're thinking, Why is it
Trey Gerrald:'I don't know, but 'I can tell you exactly why this is so cheap.
Trey Gerrald:It doesn't stick.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't understand 'I want answers, and it just does not stick.
Trey Gerrald:'I am giving it five stars for versatility because it taught me A' lot.
Trey Gerrald:One, my dad was wrong.
Trey Gerrald:There are bigger disappointments than me.
Chelsey Donn:Uh,
Trey Gerrald:Two, this tape doesn't stick.
Trey Gerrald:Three, You can have an existential crisis while using tape.
Trey Gerrald:Four, this tape doesn't stick.
Trey Gerrald:Five.
Trey Gerrald:My fiance's mom asked me why 'I don't believe in religion and 'I think this
Trey Gerrald:Six all caps.
Trey Gerrald:This tape does not stick.
Trey Gerrald:Seven 'I literally thought, Wow, this tape could literally just be blown off.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I tried it.
Trey Gerrald:'I thought 'I was crazy.
Trey Gerrald:Go watch the attached video.
Chelsey Donn:Oh my God.
Trey Gerrald:Eight.
Trey Gerrald:How does this tape not stick?
Trey Gerrald:It has A' single job.
Trey Gerrald:Question mark.
Trey Gerrald:If you buy this tape, use the money you saved and go see A' therapist
Trey Gerrald:Did 'I mention this tape doesn't stick?
Trey Gerrald:I'm having an existential crisis.
VOICEOVER:Mm-hmm.
Chelsey Donn:But did the tape stick though?
Trey Gerrald:'I have A'.
Trey Gerrald:Question does the tape stuck?
Chelsey Donn:Did the tape stick?
Chelsey Donn:Cuz I'm not sure.
Trey Gerrald:All right, so for everyone on Patreon, I'm gonna share this video.
Trey Gerrald:It's A' four second video.
Trey Gerrald:Do you see it
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Oh wow.
Chelsey Donn:That's disappointing.
Trey Gerrald:That, um, really blew off.
Chelsey Donn:That did blow off with A'.
Chelsey Donn:Small blow.
Trey Gerrald:Now 'I, wanna point out the wall that that tape was on is
Chelsey Donn:and 'I was gonna say when we first started talking about G first
Chelsey Donn:Like it's not, it's not meant to be like A' permanent.
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:It's not glue,
Chelsey Donn:It's like, yeah, like you put it down to Mark, A' mark or like
Chelsey Donn:But it, that being said, it does seem like the adhesive on this gaffer's tape is not good enough
Trey Gerrald:anything.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Spencer, you definitely went for the laughs.
Chelsey Donn:'I appreciate it.
Chelsey Donn:There was definitely A', lot of humor there.
Chelsey Donn:We didn't, we didn't have humor like at the cost of spelling and grammar,
Chelsey Donn:'I still felt like it didn't go too colloquial, even though it was jokey.
Chelsey Donn:Does that make.
Trey Gerrald:Yep.
Chelsey Donn:'I like that Spencer said, like, gaffer cheap is expensive.
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know why, but like, you know, this is sort of A' an example of with these Amazon
Chelsey Donn:Method, right?
Chelsey Donn:Like you could buy A', Pirates Booty for like double the price, or you can buy
Chelsey Donn:And somehow that works because they work directly with the manufacturers
Chelsey Donn:And 'I, When 'I see Amazon Basics in something 'I, think it's A' similar scenario.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I can understand how people would look for.
Chelsey Donn:Typically more expensive products and go with the Amazon basic version for this reason.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I think it's important that he pointed out, Listen, this is an expensive product.
Chelsey Donn:I'm not really sure why it's an expensive product, but 'I went with A' cheaper
Chelsey Donn:'I think that's like A'.
Chelsey Donn:Good point to
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Agree.
Trey Gerrald:Do you think that Spencer really has A' fiance and mother who's asked them why doesn't believe him
Chelsey Donn:'I think that that's like A' true thing.
Chelsey Donn:In fact, 'I thought that maybe 'I knew this.
Chelsey Donn:Spencer, why 'I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:'I have A' friend named Spencer, that's A' lighting designer.
Chelsey Donn:And so 'I who like it worked.
Chelsey Donn:He worked at A' religious institution, but he doesn't really like.
Chelsey Donn:Believe in religion
Trey Gerrald:Is this A' friend?
Chelsey Donn:at one point.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I was like, 'I wonder if this is him.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean it's probably not.
Chelsey Donn:I'm sure there's like A' lot of people named Spencer, but 'I did
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I think obviously using it for comedic effect here.
Chelsey Donn:But 'I did believe that just as there was A' kernel of truth in the first sentence about, you
Chelsey Donn:Definitely Spencer has some psychological ish going on.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, they're definitely leaning into that for sure.
Chelsey Donn:And this tape just sent them over the edge also, like why did we bring
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I understand the device of the tape didn't stick even though it got A'.
Chelsey Donn:Little bit old, but like, okay, cool, fun.
Chelsey Donn:But like, did we mention existential crisis also like three times.
Trey Gerrald:It is in here.
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:At least twice 'I.
Trey Gerrald:See for sure.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:You know, there's so much going on in this review and it, it's an interesting balance of like
Trey Gerrald:But then 'I also like 'I, think it's very funny to make the subject 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Didn't know 'I could hate tape.
Trey Gerrald:Cuz that's very funny.
Trey Gerrald:Like 'I get it and then the first sentence 'I think is so funny and it's such A' funny premise.
Trey Gerrald:'I didn't wake up this morning and think I'm gonna write A' review about tape 'I bought on Amazon.
Trey Gerrald:That's very like hilarious.
Trey Gerrald:It makes me feel like Spencer is with me.
Trey Gerrald:They get it, like it's gonna be good, but then it like, maybe the joke just goes on too long,
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think it's just, Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Another example that happens often where like, we kind of, we should have edited down when
Chelsey Donn:The, the seller, the manufacturer,
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't even know if Spencer thinks he's ever gonna get the answers.
Chelsey Donn:right?
Chelsey Donn:Is this like one of those.
Chelsey Donn:Existential philosophical A' chair is not A' chair type questions that we're just
Chelsey Donn:Or like, Do we actually want the manufacturers of this product to answer for their failures?
Trey Gerrald:Right 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Also A' 'I Applaud Spencer's use of attaching A' video
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:to
Chelsey Donn:was good Queenly.
Trey Gerrald:to prolong the joke.
Trey Gerrald:'I think that that's an example of A' comedy Review that we haven't seen yet on the show.
Trey Gerrald:They've got an extra length, so we now know they actually did buy the product and they are actually
Chelsey Donn:right.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think that this is A'.
Chelsey Donn:Good review.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think there's A'.
Chelsey Donn:Lot of humor here.
Chelsey Donn:Um, 'I don't because of the video.
Chelsey Donn:Even if 'I did, maybe think Spencer's being A', little bit shady because of
Chelsey Donn:What do we think that Spencer does for A' living if he's not my friend, the lighting designer?
Trey Gerrald:that's A'.
Trey Gerrald:Good question.
Trey Gerrald:'I mean 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Guess I'm curious, like who does, Oh, there's A' picture.
Trey Gerrald:Let me share the screen.
Trey Gerrald:Maybe.
Trey Gerrald:Maybe you can tell
Chelsey Donn:There's A' picture with Spencer.
Chelsey Donn:Oh yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Is this your friend?
Chelsey Donn:If it is, I'm gonna freak out.
Trey Gerrald:Let me rotate it.
Chelsey Donn:Mm.
Trey Gerrald:Is that him?
Chelsey Donn:That's not Spencer 'I mean not, not my Spencer.
Chelsey Donn:Is he holding an apple?
Trey Gerrald:It looks like he's holding an apple.
Trey Gerrald:The profile image is as if the phone is on A' desk and Spencer's leaning over it and holding an
Trey Gerrald:It's A' A' odd choice for A' profile
Chelsey Donn:Maybe he's like A' physics teacher.
Trey Gerrald:You know, for some reason 'I don't think that Spencer has purchased A'.
Trey Gerrald:Lot of Gafe tape.
Trey Gerrald:Only based on the fact that they say 'I didn't know 'I could hate tape like it does.
Trey Gerrald:And they're like, 'I didn't, 'I don't know why it's so expensive and like it feels
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't know why you would buy Gafe tape.
Trey Gerrald:'I mean 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:We have A' role event and I'm not sure why, but yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Probably for David for like photography to
Trey Gerrald:Well, we had it before he was A' photographer, so I'm not sure what that's about.
Chelsey Donn:oh, 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:Hmm.
Chelsey Donn:Anything else we should be considering for Spencer?
Chelsey Donn:That we're not
Trey Gerrald:you know, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I do think that like the 'I guess, 'I feel like it doesn't occur as shady to me when
Trey Gerrald:You saved and go see
Chelsey Donn:A'
Trey Gerrald:for why you hate yourself that much like that actually occurs to me as
Trey Gerrald:I've gone on and on about how it doesn't stick.
Trey Gerrald:I've attached A' video of how it doesn't stick, so like why would you buy it?
Trey Gerrald:It does really occur to me as like, don't buy this.
Trey Gerrald:Like that really is the impact for me, even though 'I do think it's kind of shady.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, but now they're bringing that up.
Chelsey Donn:'I feel like all of this is really in A' psychological sense, speaking
Chelsey Donn:Like this, like he, not everybody that gets bad tape is gonna need to go to therapy.
Chelsey Donn:Some people might just return the tape, you know, like
Trey Gerrald:That's A'.
Trey Gerrald:Really good point.
Trey Gerrald:Spencer has really been turned on his head about this non
Chelsey Donn:an existential crisis Now, 'I understand that there's like some
Chelsey Donn:While 'I do think this review is valuable and funny and 'I like that, it's different
Chelsey Donn:'I do also think that, again, the thesis statement is the tape didn't stick, and like
Chelsey Donn:Or if they received it and it didn't stick, it would be like the tape didn't stick.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I returned it.
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:It's A'.
Trey Gerrald:Really.
Trey Gerrald:It's A'.
Trey Gerrald:Very over the top reaction.
Chelsey Donn:we're clearly learning that.
Chelsey Donn:Spencer, you know, he is an emotional guy.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, for sure.
Chelsey Donn:You know this really give, spun him into A'.
Chelsey Donn:This was the final straw for Spencer, the dad saying that he, you know, that he's the
Chelsey Donn:That was all just like, you know, the foundation.
Chelsey Donn:And this tape really just took the whole house of cards down.
Trey Gerrald:1,280 people found this helpful.
Trey Gerrald:So you know, 'I, think 'I
Chelsey Donn:is there.
Chelsey Donn:The point is there.
Chelsey Donn:'I think 'I could Crown Spencer.
Trey Gerrald:'I think so too.
Trey Gerrald:Let's go ahead and do it.
Trey Gerrald:So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
Trey Gerrald:In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.
VOICEOVER:The Queens are Tabulating.
VOICEOVER:In terms of.
Chelsey Donn:Trey made Spencer A' Review Queen with five crowns.
Chelsey Donn:'I am holding up four crowns while Trey can't wait to hear from you.
Chelsey Donn:'I will start.
Chelsey Donn:'I went with four crowns simply because 'I think that Spencer might be A'.
Chelsey Donn:Little bit extra 'I.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I wanted to leave room for that, right?
Chelsey Donn:Like maybe you're right.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe you know Spencer hasn't really used Gafe tape before and doesn't really understand that.
Chelsey Donn:It's not really meant to be like A' huge adhesive, like sticking things together kind of tape.
Chelsey Donn:So leaving room for Spencer, not really understanding how to use this product.
Chelsey Donn:And also maybe being A'.
Chelsey Donn:Little bit emo A', little bit dramatic.
Chelsey Donn:'I went with four crowns.
Chelsey Donn:That being said, A'.
Chelsey Donn:Lot of great stuff here.
Chelsey Donn:A'.
Chelsey Donn:Lot of great information.
Chelsey Donn:The video definitely queenly.
Chelsey Donn:And the humor was there for me.
Chelsey Donn:So four crowds as you know.
Chelsey Donn:Great score for me.
Chelsey Donn:Why did you decide to make Spencer A'?
Chelsey Donn:Review?
Chelsey Donn:Queen?
Trey Gerrald:You know, 'I was gonna say four and A' half, but then 'I was like, You
Trey Gerrald:'I mean.
Trey Gerrald:'I would watch this and be like, Oh, well 'I need to.
Trey Gerrald:Get A' more sticky tape.
Trey Gerrald:Like it's not sticking
Chelsey Donn:Totally.
Trey Gerrald:'I 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Think there could A' be A'.
Trey Gerrald:Little edit 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Think the list of eight reasons Could have been four or could have been six 'I Think it could
Trey Gerrald:Big chuckle.
Trey Gerrald:It was fun hearing you.
Trey Gerrald:Receiving the review and the video.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:'I, Just think it's tape.
Trey Gerrald:Who cares?
Trey Gerrald:And like 'I liked the balance of like the comedy, but also like getting
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, it was good.
Trey Gerrald:funny reviews often don't land with me.
Trey Gerrald:This was A', Really big swing and 'I think, that's probably why I'm saying Five Crowns.
Trey Gerrald:Cuz ultimately 'I appreciated the, the comedy.
Trey Gerrald:So Five, Five Crowns.
Trey Gerrald:And I'm not gonna buy this tape.
Chelsey Donn:not buying it.
Chelsey Donn:Uhuh.
Chelsey Donn:Good
Trey Gerrald:that wasn't A' sticky situation.
Chelsey Donn:Not at all.
Chelsey Donn:Not at all.
Trey Gerrald:All right, Queen.
Trey Gerrald:Well, we did A'.
Trey Gerrald:We have reached the most regal portion of our show.
Trey Gerrald:ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today for?
VOICEOVER:My Royal line.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Thanks for asking Trey.
Chelsey Donn:So today I'm inducting one of my favorite Instagram accounts, which.
Chelsey Donn:Also on.
Chelsey Donn:She's on all the platforms, TikTok, all the things.
Chelsey Donn:It's at Granny's off her rocker.
Chelsey Donn:She is my favorite.
Chelsey Donn:She's so funny.
Chelsey Donn:She's A', Total Queen.
Chelsey Donn:'I get so many laughs from watching her videos.
Chelsey Donn:She has an amazing dynamic with her daughter Nancy, who does all the tapes.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:And she kind of reminds me of my grandmother.
Chelsey Donn:She's become this internet sensation and she's like all of our grandmothers, right?
Chelsey Donn:'I lost my grandparents A' long time ago.
Chelsey Donn:So being able to watch these videos and connect with her and the humor that's sort
Chelsey Donn:And 'I just love her and she's an inspiration to me.
Chelsey Donn:On her birthday, her daughter Nancy, made A' Walmart wishlist with all, uh,
Chelsey Donn:And in most of Granny's videos, she's wearing pajamas, though 'I will say she can show
Chelsey Donn:Granny's off rocker is.
Chelsey Donn:A' hot piece, not gonna lie, but for the most part, granny wears pajamas.
Chelsey Donn:And so 'I went on to her Walmart wishlist, and 'I found that Granny had A' pair of pajamas
Chelsey Donn:It was tie dye.
Chelsey Donn:So obviously as A', Review, Queen, 'I had to buy granny these pajamas,
Chelsey Donn:On her Instagram, on her ticks, which I'm so excited about.
Chelsey Donn:'I get so excited every time she wears them so quickly.
Chelsey Donn:'I know this is A', little bit non-traditional, but 'I just wanted to play A' quick video of
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:All right, here we are.
Chelsey Donn:So this is Granny who is now identifying which 'I have to say 'I feel part of
Chelsey Donn:Let's hear her.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Ready?
Trey Gerrald:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:, . Do do.
VOICEOVER:And I'm gonna make you pee your pants.
VOICEOVER:And don't think you're gonna use my Depends Go by your own there.
Trey Gerrald:Oh my gosh.
Trey Gerrald:She's obviously not from Virginian.
Chelsey Donn:No 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think she's like from like, she's like an Italian
Trey Gerrald:blab, busa.
Chelsey Donn:ballbuster.
Chelsey Donn:Exactly.
Chelsey Donn:And like, that's like the whole theme of, of her Instagram and 'I just like love her so much.
Chelsey Donn:She's A'.
Chelsey Donn:Total Queen.
Chelsey Donn:I'm so happy that she's wearing her Queen pajamas and she's self-identifying
Chelsey Donn:Granny's off.
Chelsey Donn:A' Rocker.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Love you.
Chelsey Donn:Like will you be on the podcast?
Chelsey Donn:Can we make that happen?
Chelsey Donn:'I?
Chelsey Donn:Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:I'm gonna share this on Instagram when we announce your induction for this episode.
Chelsey Donn:And 'I love you.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Love Nancy 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Would love for you guys to come on the show or join us on Instagram
Chelsey Donn:Either way, regardless.
Chelsey Donn:You are A'.
Chelsey Donn:Queen, my friend.
Chelsey Donn:And you are My.
Chelsey Donn:Royal.
Chelsey Donn:Highness love.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:And you really bought those
Chelsey Donn:'I did.
Chelsey Donn:'I bought those pajamas for Granny.
Chelsey Donn:They're from
Trey Gerrald:and then it became A' video,
Chelsey Donn:she wears 'em.
Chelsey Donn:Like you gotta go through her videos.
Chelsey Donn:Anytime 'I like commented recently, 'I was like, It makes me so happy anytime you
Chelsey Donn:But like 'I knew 'I had to get her pajamas.
Chelsey Donn:Cause 'I knew if 'I got her pajamas, there was A'.
Chelsey Donn:Good chance that they would show in the videos.
Trey Gerrald:Did they like your comment?
Chelsey Donn:she always likes my comment.
Chelsey Donn:She always comments back.
Chelsey Donn:She's so sweet.
Chelsey Donn:When everybody gave her all these presents for her birthday, she.
Chelsey Donn:Was, you know, doing all these videos and thanking everybody, like every individual
Chelsey Donn:And she kind of also plays into the after show review.
Chelsey Donn:Today, So I'm excited about that too.
Trey Gerrald:well, really great induction.
Trey Gerrald:It looks like one of those accounts that just brings joy, like makes you
Trey Gerrald:So I'm gonna, I'm gonna follow.
Trey Gerrald:Thank you
Chelsey Donn:yes.
Chelsey Donn:Please do follow.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:Granny's off A' rocker.
Trey Gerrald:Is she always in A' Rocking chair.
Chelsey Donn:Sometimes she's in A' rocking chair.
Chelsey Donn:She also, she's A' smoker, but like, Good for you granny.
Chelsey Donn:She has A'.
Chelsey Donn:You know that song Like, My Money Don't Jiggle, Jiggle It Folds.
Chelsey Donn:You know that song?
Trey Gerrald:I'm not.
Chelsey Donn:What?
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:It's like A', People listening probably know it's A' T Train.
Chelsey Donn:She does like her own rendition of it and it's so funny.
Chelsey Donn:She's just very, very, very funny.
Chelsey Donn:'I love
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Love it.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Anyway,
Trey Gerrald:Good job.
Trey Gerrald:All
Chelsey Donn:Gerb.
Trey Gerrald:well here we are.
Trey Gerrald:Good.
Trey Gerrald:Me, we've reached the end of another episode, . We
Chelsey Donn:Good work.
Chelsey Donn:We did it
Trey Gerrald:Now there are, there are three Queens of everything
Chelsey Donn:Yes, it's true.
Chelsey Donn:There are three Queens of everything.
Chelsey Donn:Granny's off.
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Chelsey Donn:Okay, so on today's after tripod, we are going to be reading A' four
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VOICEOVER:'I, it's super coloristic.
VOICEOVER:It's the A'.
Trey Gerrald:Adam, man.
Chelsey Donn:A' A'.
Chelsey Donn:It definitely meant abdomen 'I would assume.
Chelsey Donn:Um, hilarious video of at Granny's off A' rocker that involves, it's
Chelsey Donn:They are ridiculous 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know if you've seen them before, but there's A' really funny video of granny's
Chelsey Donn:So I'm going to show that in the after show as well.
Chelsey Donn:So to find out what made Trey say,
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:'I went into this very skeptical, but 'I was just imitating A' hula
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Chelsey Donn:Woo.
Chelsey Donn:Woo 'I, Miss game time
Trey Gerrald:Oh yeah,
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Do
Trey Gerrald:still have them on our one in fives.
Chelsey Donn:we do 'I?
Chelsey Donn:Still miss it.
Trey Gerrald:We actually got A' review.
Trey Gerrald:About that.
Chelsey Donn:Oh really?
Chelsey Donn:Others?
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Chelsey Donn:Let us know.
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