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Every Californian and Virginian.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

Hello.

Oh, hello and welcome to Review That Review.

The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

Reviews

that is ChelseyBD Donn,

And that is Trey.

Gerrald.

and when we come together, we are.

The Review, Queen,

That's right.

And another week has come and gone.

Trey, would you like to.

A', Complaint.

Absolutely.

So I'm really unsure if 'I have lodged this like maybe within our first 10 episodes.

I'm really unsure, but 'I really today need to Lodge A Complaint, whether

are you an anti whistler?

'I cuz 'I think 'I might have lodged this before.

And you were like 'I, like whistling

No.

No, actually 'I have A' whole nother spin, but 'I want to hear what you have to say first.

Just think there is something that's so invasive about whistling.

It's, it's like, it's similar to me as like being at A' restaurant and like A' table is so loud

You've lodged that.

Oh, sure.

'I mean, it's just like this lack of zooming out ability of how you're

Right.

'I just feel like no one is impressed with someone's whistling

It's also just, it seems so bratty to 'I.

Don't know, there's, there's like A' personality qualifier of someone who's just gonna be

That's A' vocalist.

So you whistling is like,

not adding A' Company accompaniment,

It just doesn't make any sense to me unless it's maybe like A' soothing

'I just don't understand cuz you, it's hard to whistle quietly.

Like the quieter you try to whistle, the more you're just blowing air and there's no pitch.

So it just is A' piercing.

Sort of confronting aggressive activity that others are being forced to withstand.

And so if you are someone who really whistles in public spaces, 'I want you to

Who's hearing it?

And is that possibly annoying because there last 'I checked, you can't win

So no one is proud of you for your whistling ability.

Stop

Maybe other Whistlers, they should have like A' clap and they could all go

As long as Whistle Club is inside of like A', soundproof, basement,

it?

and like gross and 'I.

'I really don't like it, especially this hearkens back to two weeks ago.

Please don't whistle inside the gym.

It's like so annoying.

Oh yeah.

All right.

What is your thought on whistling

Okay.

So many thoughts.

So first, 'I have A'.

Couple follow up questions.

If David was whistling in the house, would you not be married?

'I.

'I.

Don't think it 'I.

'I, honestly, 'I don't think it's like A' trait he would ever take, like 'I.

Just don't find

you're okay, so if you're in the privacy of like your own environment

Or is it more like I'm in public no matter what is the whist invasive?

'I.

Get the question 'I think.

It's like if you're at like the county fair, if you're at Disney World, if you're at A'

It's like

What about one of those like, woo.

You know, like those people that can do that Like crazy Ws like what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, to me that seems like that's when your dog is about to run into

Right.

And maybe that's useful.

right?

like an alert.

That's A'.

That's A' light.

Yeah.

So what's interesting for me about this is that.

Which maybe you'll be happy to know in A' way.

So my grandmother used to always say that whistling was bad luck, like

I've heard that.

'I.

Don't know why she would say that, but then again she was A', huge whistler.

So it was this like conundrum growing up because 'I was like, is whistling in the house?

Bad luck.

But not when you do it.

Like it's bad luck if anybody else does it like 'I, don't know.

It was just, it was interesting.

So 'I think there like is something to it.

And 'I think I'm actually similar to you in that.

I'm super sensitive to like Sounds in A' space and 'I.

Imagine if 'I was trying to focus on something else, or 'I was trying to enjoy A' meal, or 'I was

And 'I just think, yeah, it, it hearkens back to the point of like not doing

Like there's A', certain amount of social etiquette and sometimes like whistling feels

Yeah.

Whistling doesn't seem like an etiquette driven

right?

Like Donn don't know what would happen if you were in etiquette school, like you

'I.

Just don't see any circumstance where whistling is appropriate.

If 'I like, stop and think about it.

Except for A',

save someone's life.

right?

Right.

'I agree with you?

'I.

Think it's A' good.

Complaint.

Thank you.

'I.

Do think that certain people can whistle better than others?

'I.

Remember my grandfather taught me how to whistle.

So 'I think that there's A' time and A' space

And what is that time and space?

outside in your own environment, like on your patio, 'I.

'I.

If you're like hauling to the birds, which also 'I feel like my

Sure.

'I, get that.

That makes me think that you're in the country.

Exactly.

But outside of that, do agree, disagree?

Let us know.

1, 8, 5, 0 review.

Zero.

All right.

All right.

Thank you for affording me that opportunity to get that off of my chest.

welcome.

Let's give someone else the opportunity to be heard.

To be seen and possibly.

Deeply criticized.

ChelseyBD, are you ready?

Two

Review, That, Review.

yes.

'I am.

'I am so excited.

Trey, it is my turn.

As you know, we are your trusty review Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected,

We will read you the review, then break it down and rate that review

It's A' very regal process that we call

That, Kvetch.

So ChelseyBD, the time is upon us.

What have you brought in today?

well, Trey 'I mean happy birthday.

A'.

Little late to me, but that's okay.

'I won't be mad.

'I decided.

With that in mind, to bring in A' one star review from A' Place in la that's called Balloon Zilla.

This is from Balloon Zillow's.

Yelp page.

I'll read you just A' teeny bit about Marla B.

Who is the business owner?

Balloon Zilla is A' family owned business with more than 17 years of experience with balloons.

We live and work in the Orange County, California area and enjoy making people happy for A' living.

Our creativity and motivation comes from you, our customers, and we look

Even more special, even if it is A', belated birthday, you know?

Did we miss your birthday when we did lip venom?

yeah.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Trey.

We're gonna celebrate together today.

But you know, that was two weeks ago now

'I do know.

cuz we have 1 0 8 in between.

know 'I.

It's fine.

A',

A',

A'.

Little late birthday.

Birthday A'.

Little late.

Happy B day.

Happy day.

A'.

Little late

Yours.

A'.

Little late.

Yeah.

'I can't believe that the, well, this is 'I.

Guess just the year of us not.

Remembering each other's birthdays appropriately

'I know

because we're recording out of order.

That's why, not

We are.

honor each other's birth.

That's right.

And also because like we get A' special reminder before like, we've actually missed it.

So it's, it's not like you miss it entirely.

It's like, strike one, you know what 'I mean?

Like you still have two strikes to go, which is the actual birthday.

And then, and then if you miss it, calling me the next day with happy birthday A'.

Little late.

Okay.

So

wait.

But still, once again, it's very funny because in real time we're like A' month

Oh, it's A'.

Same than what happened with me.

Why is this happening to us this

'I don't.

It's just, you know, it's hard to keep track of time.

Anyone else having A'?

Hard time keeping track of time.

Yeah.

Okay, so let's go back to balloon

Balloon Zilla.

This is their Yelp page.

'I just read you A'.

Little bit about the business owner.

This is Peggy W's one star review A' balloon Zilla.

Left August 14th, 2020.

Okay.

Oh,

had A'.

Terrible experience with balloon zilla The delivery.

Was outraged.

The product was nothing.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

The product was nothing like 'I was expecting.

They are not cheap, and 'I was okay with it because 'I expected the products to be

Please see my picture, what we ordered and expected versus what we got.

'I?

No.

After one hours of them trying to fix it, nothing

This was hours before my family and friends was supposed to arrive to wish my son A'.

Happy birthday.

Angela was careless and straight rude.

Please see the email.

They ruined my son eighth birthday, dropped the ball.

'I.

Would never wish this on anyone.

Juliana was actually so professional and handled everything well and was trying

So when you plan something special, go with someone else who won't do this to you last minute.

'I Sure hope.

If Angela got children, she would understand planning for A' special kids'

She at least should apologize for their wrongdoing.

Shaking my head, speechless.

Beware and look elsewhere.

I'll make sure everyone we know in Southern California knows what happened to us.

Okay, before we move on, 'I.

attachments.

Know 'I.

Know 'I know.

Before we move on, I'm just gonna, for Patreon or anyone watching right now on YouTube going

Few photos with comments.

So before we review the review 'I, just wanna make sure that I'm, I'm doing Peggy full justice here.

Can you guys see all this?

Oh, no.

Okay.

So one says, this is what we expected.

Look at what we got.

Now what's confusing about this by Peggy is that we have A' photo.

Both photos look great.

So 'I was confused at first.

The first one says, happy Birthday Crystal.

And the second one says, Gigi.

And they're like, they're like very picturesque

But 'I, think Gigi looks bad.

'I.

So Gigi is, so here's where it's confusing.

Gigi's not actually the bad example.

Both of these images are screenshots from their Instagram.

So these are both good examples of what could have been,

Okay, but you've gotta be like, come on now, if you were hoping for Crystal.

Crystal, anyone that's not looking crystals is like gold.

Uh, like balloons, right?

That spell out happy birthday.

Then another little rainbow arc is crystal, and then there's A', beautiful

And then Gigi is like circular, like rainbow

Rainbow.

And then Gigi is like not in A'.

But look how uneven Gigi is.

It's

Yeah, but like it's also like in the wind there's like mountains behind beach, behind.

There's A' vibe.

Like 'I get it.

Like 'I think it's still either one of these things.

If 'I got them for A' party, 'I would be thrilled

It's easier than

So already Peggy's like, you know, we're, we'll discuss the other mistakes

Look at what we got.

Well, I'm not looking at what you got in this picture, Peggy.

So, Maybe use different language.

Moving on number two.

This is the email between Angela and Peggy.

Okay.

Customer service says we have refunded your money.

Please find A' different balloon company.

Angela have A'.

Wonderful day.

So this is the email in question.

Now this is the original invoice that is just showing the balloon zilla is really expensive.

The total for this was supposed to be $524 and 58 cents.

Now we should point out that Peggy did get A' full refund, so this is obviously A' copy of the

Peggy says they are not cheap.

'I ended up getting the same thing, better quality for much cheaper elsewhere.

So letting us know, 'I guess it did work out for Peggy after all.

Oh, no.

And then number four.

Talking about expectations versus reality.

And now we have another photo from the Instagram that says Shawn Jr.

In blue metallic balloons.

That looks lovely.

And then underneath it we do have A' monstrosity of sorts.

Can you describe A' Trey?

So it looks, so we're seeing A' pool and it looks like you, it looks

And so you see like what?

Possibly is some of the lettering from the word birthday in and out of the top

flat, like, it's like it's sinking into the water.

It's barely floating on top of the water.

It looks very sad.

It's not aerial, you know, A' balloon is supposed to be Ariel.

Not Ariel

This has been grounded, this balloon.

So anyway, 'I just wanted to share that before we, we chat about Peggy, cuz I'm

But Peggy was thorough.

Did give us some photos.

very thorough.

It's, it's interesting to me.

Can we just start with Angela?

yes.

The Angela of it all like 'I, so, okay.

When 'I read the screen capture of the email, Please find A' different balloon company

Either way.

Like maybe it's being pleasant.

'I felt like the sentence, like we fully refunded.

You have A'.

Wonderful day.

That's lovely

right.

And the have A' wonderful day did sort of look like that could have even been like Angela's like

'I feel that too.

It is interesting.

They didn't choose to like say anything like we apologize or any, it's just very curt and to

'I would say, but 'I would not then wish Ill will on Angela's unknown children if they

We don't know anything about Angela.

We know nothing about Angela outside of the fact that

'I mean that is so much money.

So, but we obviously that's being couched by the fact that they did get A' refund.

did get A' refund.

spend almost $600 on balloons, of course you would be livid if it blew in

for sure.

'I kind of wish that Peggy, because 'I read the review and 'I was like, oh, this is horrible.

And then 'I saw that like the, the email just said that they got A' full refund

'I mean 'I.

Know that it's disappointing because you paid for something.

You expect A' service, you should get the service.

But 'I, 'I think that Peggy should have mentioned that they got A' refund.

Like even if they would've said 'I got A' refund, but that's not the point.

The point was 'I ordered this so that my son could have A' good birthday party, and this

And 'I would say in another situation, like if there was A' reply situation,

The photos, and it's even referenced in the review.

Like look at that email.

You know what 'I mean?

Like 'I feel like Peggy might not be A'.

Hundred percent trustworthy.

'I mean it, it is reminiscent to me of that clowns.com one versus five

And for that to go so disastrously wrong, it is sort of like, okay, well, like it's too

Even if 'I do get the refund, like the moment is ruined.

So 'I understand that emotional connection.

But something about, well, obviously spelling, A' grammar is hilarious.

'I mean we were like

so bad.

'I was like really trying to hold it together to do Peggy Justice, but there

'I, also like 'I.

Guess I'm just curious here, like if your company is literally called balloon zilla

Yeah.

deliver A' product that looks like your Instagram feed.

That's then that's like zero stars.

'I mean that's awful.

right?

my question is, aside from the photo 'I have no idea what happened.

Like it's just like the crumpled display, like in the pool, like 'I don't understand.

the writing is like the crumpled display in the pool?

It's like A' metaphor.

Per well, sure.

And along this conversation, but 'I also 'I, don't get the narrative

Is it faulty product?

Is it like, or did like something happen?

Did A' string get snapped?

Did like, did it blow in the wind and

do we end up here?

How did we end up here to go into this much anger and not have

'I

Yeah, but 'I mean no, it, she says after one hours of them

So we asked them to take it.

So 'I wonder if it was like where the pool was positioned, there was

Like Donn don't know.

There was definitely like something that seemed like within Peggy's environment, they

But good on Peggy cuz that first picture of Crystal's eighth birthday is over.

A' pool

Yeah, exactly.

They're both over pools.

GG two.

GG two.

I'm just really confused, but I'm the most confused that the 900th word

Peggy, you ain't speechless

you.

A' speechless.

'I thought the same thing.

That's so funny.

I'm glad you brought that up.

That was hilarious.

'I mean it was funny.

Was it intended to be funny?

Probably not.

think so.

But it was entertaining.

'I.

Mean 'I Think Peggy's interesting.

'I.

Just think that the problem with Peggy, Peggy fell into A' trap with this review

All of the physical evidence didn't necessarily support Peggy's argument in the way that Peggy

No, it was

You know, it was like two.

Was it like the nicest, like, oh my God, I'm so sorry you had this experience.

I'm embarrassed.

Like, you know, like was it, was it that?

No, but like, it sounded like the email from somebody who had been on the phone with A'

Use another company like 'I don't know.

What to tell you.

And so it's just making me wonder, A' little bit if like, not if Peggy's like A' Karen,

Well, I'm, it's making me wonder what's being excluded

Like what actually happened to the balloon display?

Now, didn't Peggy say so many emails?

Isn't that somewhere in this.

Yeah.

'I think so.

Because I'm wondering what was the other email exchange or is this

'I think this is the singular email.

Like for this to be the evidence, it's not much

it makes Peggy look bad because it's like, oh, if Peggy 'I mean, if Peggy

But they do have the photo, so that's like bringing me back onto their side.

A' little bit.

But 'I don't know that 'I can trust Peggy.

But then also for Angela to say, choose A' different balloon company.

Well, the birthday party's already happened.

It's over.

It's ruined.

He, my child will never have an eighth birthday ever again.

right.

It's

So 'I, understand that emotion,

Yes.

'I mean spelling grammar is clearly A' zero.

The value here, 'I mean.

I'm maybe hearing the, perhaps like the people coming to install this $600

That makes me

Oh, 'I also wanted to point out the fact that in the mi it was, so

You know what 'I mean?

It was just, it was like having two slices of bread and then sticking

It's not really A' sandwich, you know, it's just, it was there in A' weird spot.

Did you even catch it?

Mm.

What

See, okay, so at one point in the review, Peggy says, 'I have to find it.

Oh my God, I'm sorry.

Um, Juliana was actually so professional and handled everything well and was trying

but who's Juliana

Exactly like we don't like, it's just like she must be, maybe she was the person

to Angela.

We go right back to Angela.

We go right after that.

So when you plan something special, go with someone else.

You know, like we're not, we're having like A' breath of, well that 'I don't

Well, Juliana was professional and she handled everything well.

She was trying, but Angela.

Yeah.

It, it, it ended up not even registering

Exactly.

So anyway, 'I think we have enough information to Crown.

Do you

Well, yeah.

'I mean.

'I just, yeah.

'I.

Think 'I can crown those.

Okay, let's do it.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating

tow school.

Wow.

Interesting.

Okay, so I'm holding up one and A' half crowns.

Trey is holding up three crowns.

Trey, you go first my friend.

Why Three crowns for Peggy w

'I.

Just think that Peggy has sown enough doubt in my mind to research other balloon

'I Trust Peggy as A' narrator.

Yes.

'I can't, 'I don't know about the deal breaker ness because 'I would need

Obviously, spelling A' grammar is bad, but 'I mean it's almost like it's, it's not middle of the road

'I am gonna really like toss and turn A' little bit.

But then like the shadiness of like painting that email to be something that 'I don't

So I'm confused, but 'I still am like, 'I don't, it's just A' birthday for your child.

Like if it does go wrong, there is no doing it over.

So that's stressful.

So if 'I can't feel confident, that's where Winnie uh, that's where Peggy wins for me.

So that's why 'I

Because you're thinking about Winnie's birthday and like if

'I mean if 'I spend 700, $600 on something and 'I had to

'I would be like Peggy, but with better spelling and grammar.

ChelseyBD, why did you say one and A' half?

'I said one and A' half because 'I think overall 'I don't trust Peggy as A' narrator.

'I feel like it's interesting with these Yelp reviews specifically because 'I think if we

Not too long, not too short check.

Peggy included.

Four photos with descriptions.

Check, check, check, right?

You think like by the algorithm, Peggy's like on her way to becoming an elite, which is what 'I

But with that being said, she really shot herself in the foot with that email.

Like 'I.

If 'I was on Peggy's side, bang, bang, 'I, am 'I.

Don't know that you are reacting the same way that everyone would've reacted in this situation.

'I think it's shady that you said, like look at the email, but you didn't acknowledge the refund.

'I really think that could have helped your case A' little bit, Peggy, if you were like 'I did

But because you didn't even bring that up at all and that the refund really when

Especially if you have somebody that's angry, that's like 'I never wanna work

So they really did, it seems like pretty quickly refund the money

So for that reason, 'I gave it one and A' half crowns.

'I think that.

Luckily for balloon zilla 'I.

Don't find this to be A' deal breaker personally to working with the company 'I.

Think 'I would have to read some more reviews, do A', little bit more research.

That's true.

And that's really where the one and A' Half Crowns is coming from.

Cuz it's not like Balloon Zilla is totally in the clear, but it's not

So for that reason, Peggy wanted me to be running, sorry Peggy, I'm not one.

And A' half Crowns.

Yeah, 'I agree.

Right Pegga.

Funny review.

Thank you.

Do you like how 'I called her Pegah?

Pela.

You know my mom's name is Peggy

Oh, that's right.

'I did.

Forget about that.

Pegga, you listening?

Pegga.

Gerrald is your mom's last name.

Gerrald.

She capped it.

Yeah,

Okay.

Anyway, we did it.

Thank you for joining me on that Belated birthday review.

All right, Trey, have we reached already the most regal portion of our show?

Trey, who are you inducting for?

My, Royal, Highness.

So today 'I really wanna induct another product.

So I've thought about this because even though it's like warm out, 'I really wanna induct

Because 'I am someone who uses harnesses rather than collars.

And we don't keep collars on our dogs like around the house.

So, In the wintertime, it's really challenging to have to like adjust the little like

And like the dogs are like, you know, it's like now we have two.

So it's just like this whole like rigmarole.

So.

'I have found these really nice zip up sweaters that on the back they have the little loops

The effort and time it takes because the dogs start to get very anxious cuz they're so excited.

It's like the highlight of the day is like they're going on the walk and then it takes,

And so, 'I have to have to induct them.

It's like such A' small minute thing, but it actually has A' huge giant impact.

So if you are A' dog person or A' cat person who has their cat trained on A' leash, 'I, highly

And so for that reason, today, 'I must induct you dog sweaters with leash loops installed

'I Love you.

Is there A' specific brand that has the loops that you like?

'I.

Think A'.

Lot of companies make them now like 'I don't remember this being A' thing, but

coming up.

Loops.

like Goby, is that A' company name or there's A' bunch of them, but you

look for the ones with the loops.

That is nice.

It really saves A'.

Big step.

'I.

It is A' game changer.

It sounds so stupid and silly, but it's A' big deal to me over here, especially with A' dog

'I.

No, it doesn't seem silly to me.

'I, get it,

You know when you don't want them snapping at you, so you

You

That's right.

We need this as painless as possible for all parties involved.

Thank goodness for the loops.

It's A' loop party on this belated birthday party.

Yeah, it's It's A' loop.

It is A' loop.

Right.

A' year is A' loop.

Right.

Well we did A' Queen.

That is another round, another loop

That's

the R Ru A' rq.

Ferris Wheel of Angela doesn't have any kids.

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Even you, Pella.

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That was fun.

'I.

Feel like my induction didn't really land in the room, but it's something 'I really love.

the room do you mean me?

Yes.

I'm, I'm the room.

Um, it landed, it totally landed.

You know, 'I, 'I used to be able to put dog clothes on.

Bella and 'I can't really do it with Goldie as much.

So 'I think maybe that was like where my head was at if I'm being honest.

But, um, no 'I love that for you.

and you did talk about the matting that comes from putting

Oh yeah.

And then 'I had A' sweater on her because 'I didn't wanna get bitten.

'I didn't take it off.

And then yeah, she got all mad at, so it's just like 'I think 'I have A'

So 'I think that's what that's about.

But that being said, as someone who's had A' dog that were A', lot of

Well, let's keep the hair talk going, shall we on the after show?

That's right.

Oh my God.

How flamboyant are we gonna get?

See you Friday.