Don't get me wrong, man.
I'm really a grown man.
I'm your turn.
And you keep reminding me of this moment.
You may not have three or four, but you got one man. Oh.
So good.
Flex rap, so fucking mumbly.
Well, it's country grammar.
It's got to be country ish.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay, I got you.
Welcome in, everybody,
to the Craft Beer Republic, where we always have two pairs.
I am Greg.
I am being joined by two pairs of short shorts flexi.
What's happenin?
Nothing much, man. Let's, uh, let's.
Let's get a good show in. How about that?
Yeah, let's.
Let's. Let's do it.
Two pairs, a good show.
So. We can get to Stompin.
And then joining us is the damn one who's now salty.
Erika, what's happening over there with your name changes?
Well, you said let's do the damn thing.
So I typed in the damn thing and then I was putting the two together
and I raised it because I didn't want to be like,
well, anyway.
I kind of realized how it added up.
How it all kind of added up. So I'm salty.
Hey, everyone, what's up?
It was a quick change.
Yeah, a quick change.
Eric, is that a couple of double IPA?
That's a one more double IPA.
Suit her. Well, yeah.
So they look good on her.
Like some Air Force ones.
What can I. Say?
Change her name to giggle me a beer.
Okay, good one.
That's a good one.
You need help? My wife. My wife wants a beer. Instagram.
She's like, I don't know what to do.
I'm going to ever come talk to you.
Oh, yeah.
We've seen Last Name Plex.
We both be a beer.
Yeah, that'd be a mr. Beer.
That would be tight.
That'd be hell. It would be siblings. Yeah.
Right.
Yes, right, right, right, right, right.
Anyway, thank you so, so, so much to get through so much stopping to do
did some beer research Erica in some beer celebs over the weekend,
Deb sent us something that we need to discuss and complain
about Ludacris libation lost and Booze news.
And hey, if there's a little bit of time left, we're going to get to your beer
by astrological sign because why the fuck not?
Yeah, because that's a thing and everything's true, right?
Yeah.
Stars as long as he found it on the internet.
So we believe in that stuff.
So. Yeah, yeah.
So convinced. That's so convincing. Yeah.
Great job, Greg. Thanks.
I really.
Really strapped on my my acting shoes there.
Boy, do I feel good about it.
Good talking about your strap on and let's go. Oh.
All right.
Let's let's strap on these Air Force ones and get to some drinking over here.
Oh, we're loving our beer, and we're ordering the same beer,
which is fan tastic. See what.
We are. Drinking patterns.
A double IPA from great notion brewing 8.2%.
You're welcome over there how 4.01 on untapped very respectable
from great notion they say this double
IPA unveils to us new and exciting forms from the patterns within
brewed with Roca hops from a family farm in New Zealand.
We're excited to bring you this special double IPA.
Special indeed is super special.
Yeah, this you've had this before, Fleck
and you're like, you got to try the patterns.
And I waited for the show.
This is my first taste. Yeah.
So I'm going to let you know when I crack this can.
It says Ruakaka hops
have a very robust aroma to them.
Yeah. And
it once
you crack the can, you instantly smell it and then pouring it out into the glass.
It just emanates that so much more.
But it's what I thought was kind of strange as looking up a hops
and a lot of a lot of things, say citrus, orange, grapefruit,
kumquats, which are essentially, you know, baby oranges.
Right.
In a nutshell, I got like some real floral,
dank aromas and it was actually kind of reminiscent of like a really,
really high end gin, like juniper berry floral kind of notes to it.
And that just totally blew my mind.
That's, you know, I'm not a big gin drinker, so to never come up with that.
But I was having a hard time putting my finger on the schnoz, like
I got some floral notes and I was, you know, was like, what is that smell?
And you maybe you nailed it.
I'm not a gin drinker.
I hope I nailed it because it's it's exactly what when I smell.
When I drink a really, really nice gin.
You've got my stamp of you. Nailed it.
You definitely nailed it. I guess. My gosh. Well, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Have me a dank blacks. Hmm.
I love me some dank. And this is. It's their.
Oh, it's delicious.
Yeah. Erica, where's your microphone? Yeah.
Why are you far away?
What? Oh, sorry.
You had me a dank flex there.
Is that better? I was like, what the. Yeah, sounds like.
It was so much better. It was sticking straight up.
I was like it was looking at the ceiling.
I'm supposed to do that? Oh, the microphone. Okay. Yeah, it was.
It's like just letting a dude saying I'm like, hey, I took the blue pill.
But yeah, I mean, the color on this one, too, it's it's gorgeous.
I mean, gorgeous.
Like a what did you call like a pale straw yellow type.
The straw is a good term for that.
Visually, this is what I want every hazy to look like.
Absolutely.
It almost has a sparkle to it.
I mean. Yeah. And the bubbles.
I think that's just alcohol. Talking. Is that what it is.
Those beer.
Goggles?
Whew. There goes the microphone again.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, the on the tongue job, I get some of those floral notes,
but I'm getting way more tropical than I did on the nose.
It's kind of hides in there.
You smell it and you get one thing. You taste it.
It's it's very tropical.
You get like the orange in the come quiet that you were talking about
and I don't know, maybe some like mango or something going on.
Yeah, tiny bubbles. Well.
Just about everything you said is what's going on.
And all the things are having my mouth.
Oh, yes. Oh, man.
This is just. But huge.
Thanks. It's a great notion.
Yeah. Thanks for that.
This is. Patterns.
But I have to be honest, when I go to Portland,
because that's where a lot of my family is.
And, you know, we'll head up great notion.
And I always try to go for like
the unusual sours and the blueberry, all these things.
I don't I never really thought of them as an IPA.
All Yeah, it's incredible.
What I really love about great notion
is you go on their their new app that they Yeah.
Sent out or that they released and they say straight up on the app
IPAs sours and like gourmet
stouts or something like that but it's like they don't fuck around.
They straight up tell you, look, we are brewing IPAs, sours
and stouts, all of them and and they don't give a shit, you know, those like.
All those things. Yeah. And I just think that's really great.
That is. Yeah.
And I'm with Erika like whenever I saw them before, which was rare
shipping is like, oh, let me grab that sour
because it's always here about this hour, but this hazy
fucking chef's kiss over here, it's just beautiful.
And okay, on the algorithm scale, flex.
Oh, 100% pass.
Oh, that the cannot is what's.
Inside of the tattoo. Right. It's using.
Just unreal. Yeah. Absolutely unreal.
Pretty fucking sweet.
Yeah. 8.2. Maybe to.
Write and flexes we.
Are just that that is wheelhouse yeah.
Alexis does that last week because he's a hog you know he really metabolizes.
Quickly. He does not does.
Yeah yeah sure.
Purple shorts still not in yet.
And I'm over here giggling like a little girl and flexes like whatever.
I could take ten more beer.
I can said same last name.
I'm cool with it. Yeah.
So the UPS guy or whoever delivered this was like,
that box is ridiculous because that.
Very decorated box, the.
Art on the box is amazing. So okay.
I was almost more excited about the boxes.
It's amazing.
Right outside.
Yeah. I can't throw it out.
I don't know about you guys.
The tape job on the box was like getting into Fort Knox.
Like they know it was in it whole.
Can they know what the hell they're doing?
I needed a fucking machete to give me.
And I think I know who packed it.
So I was just, you know, I had a booth at a beer fest last weekend and
or couple of weekends ago and I just I went to the great notion Booth.
I was like, Oh my gosh, we got some beer from y'all.
And this guy was like,
Oh, yeah, we have a distro center here in Sacramento, and I box that up for you.
And then I was talking about the box, how cool it was.
He's like, people get so like tripped out about these boxes, they'll come by
and just ask for the boxes and it's like, Oh, we got thousands of them.
I believe that, too.
I'm still I'm still I still have mine
stacked on top of each other down in my basement because I think
I think I want to do something with them there.
There was no but they're so cool.
I can't tell.
Like, my wife's like, can I throw these away now is like, oh,
I feel like I need a picture.
I don't know what it's going to be.
Right, right.
She's like, We should need to be one of the characters.
We need to be a character for Halloween or something.
Yeah, like be funny.
We so funny but yeah, so impressed with what they do.
And I was not expecting that from this
because I thought it was they were just the sour kind of thing but
good.
Weren't trying their beers at the festival.
Yes. So they were pouring the ripe which I got some cans of the ripe
so I didn't go for that.
There was like a peaches and something sour and it was ridiculous.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
So, yeah, that was great. Nice.
Good job right now.
Uh, breweries to report about.
So kind of how it goes down, especially at this festival
because it was like, steady but not so busy that
I need my friends to be right next to me because I could handle
the booth is they just start like stacking the cups.
They go and get more and they stack them like, Oh,
this was a martin, this was a bar, and they're just sitting there.
So I'm like drinking them while they're going and filling up my cup.
I don't remember what half of beers were, but they're pretty good.
Like I said, it's like the job
that you can drink and work and you know, whatever.
That's like we were.
At a was like Surfin said almost a year ago
and while you from the booths like they had a booth
and while he got us in and and Callie was working the booth
so we'd go like drink a beer and then we'd come back around like,
you guys need fills and we grab their glasses
and go fill them up and then go drink a beer like a good or even more.
So we just kept dropping beers off at their booth and they're.
It's perfect. They're so lined up. And then
the hospital had, like, rented out the entire zoo
for like the employees of Sterling take the kids.
And I didn't think I could get in time.
Huh, McDreamy?
Oh. Sorry.
McDreamy took the kids.
You know, we had a real.
Name and forgot excuse me.
And I didn't think I'd make it in time, but I went over there
after drinking the beers, and I got to even go to the zoo afterwards.
But, yeah, it's a good day.
Yeah, it's a good day.
But I don't know what any of those beers are today.
It was a good day.
It's good.
It sounds like an awesome weekend.
Pretty fabulous.
Then we smoked meats the next day.
Oh, Meats. Was not expecting me. It's.
I thought that was going so early.
We smoked a weed the next day.
Oh, darn it.
McDreamy went in for surgery.
No, that would absolutely never happen.
But no meat m e a t for.
You. Gentlemen. Got it.
Thanks. Nice.
That's a fucking killer weekend right there.
It was a killer weekend.
It's perfect.
Mine was not nearly as good, but I did do some research.
We stopped in it, talked about this a few weeks ago.
I had one there.
Beers in the show Eureka Brewing, their new satellite taproom by us.
Had a few more of their beers
back and chug some more pop tart because it's delicious.
That sounds so good.
Oh, so good. They do such a good job. It's like that. Perfect.
It's tart, not sour that the flavors in it.
Love that, POG.
Oh, good.
That's my favorite fruit combo of, like, all time.
Really? All the time. That's crazy. It's amazing, though.
And my kids won't drink. Pog I'm like, we don't know why.
I'm like, drink. Pog And they're like, Mm.
This isn't good.
Yeah. Yeah.
Y y I was 20 when we went to Hawaii.
First time I read Pog, and then I came back.
I was like, I need to find Pog.
And like, back then, nobody had Pog anything.
And, and now like every other beer has.
Pogba Which is great because I want to drink, you know, and drink beer.
Yeah, exactly.
No, I'm just hoping everybody listening knows what POG is.
Oh, passion. Orange and guava. Juice.
Thank you.
Sorry.
We are being insiders.
Yeah, so did that. When do you get?
Then we go
over to Bottle and Pi where our friend Spencer works and we're talking to him.
He's also one of the brewers at Midwest and he's talking about some upcoming beers
being a POG. They're making a POG beer as well.
So he's going nice nights them over for them.
And they're pale ales to die for.
The best pale ale around and they're hazy.
I see it all the time.
The best continually made hazy.
That's right. In Ventura County.
Boom.
Get it dropped. Yeah.
Got it.
And switch the laces.
And that's that's pretty much it for me.
You guys
been joining any football recently?
Uh, you know, loving, uh, love in week two do not love week one.
But I've been finding myself staying up, you know, late
Thursday nights now and late Sunday nights now and late morning right now.
Because I'm just so happy that it's back.
Yeah.
Last week was a was a rough week for me
I my two quarterbacks in my fantasy league
Dak Prescott, Trey Lance yikes.
Yeah though no more quarterbacks in my.
I did go all in one league and Trey Lance
I did not have another quarterback on my roster uh. Huh.
Quickly got one. So that was. Good. Yes.
So now I've picked up and I hate to say this out loud, I've picked up Derek Carr.
Uh, yeah, but.
The problem.
He's got, he's got Davante Adams.
He'll be all. Right.
He does if anybody wants a quarterback to have a shit season
or probably do, like, miss the rest of the seasons, let me know.
I'll put him on my team.
I know the types this year.
So you mad at Tom Brady?
Let me pick up Tom Brady. He'll be you know what?
Can I can I just tell you right now, that is my
my curse with Milwaukee Brewers players.
Right.
So in the entire years of me buying jerseys
or like player shirts or anything like that,
every time I have gotten that something a horrible has happened to that player
and this year sorry now Padres fans but it was it was Josh Hader.
I bought it.
Josh Hader. Jersey madres. Right. Thank you.
Yeah, I bought a Josh Hader jersey this year and he blew like five
saves in a row.
The Brewers traded him and then he blew like six
or seven saves in a row for the Padres or something like that.
So it's just he's rollin. Yeah.
At least he's consistent.
Yeah. Yeah. That's a good way to look at it.
Yeah, it's consistent.
We had a really nice hair and.
Yeah, somebody.
My wife is a big A's fan.
She's from the Bay Area. She's an A's fan.
Luckily, she's not Giants fan. That's why we're married.
Yeah, that would be gross. Yeah.
And so she there is a player on the team.
One year they picked up a player that had the same last name as her.
So she's like, Oh, I want that jersey.
Same last name, obviously.
And so like, I got it for it.
As soon as we bought it, he was
like, Oh, that was.
Great and. Still cool to have that jersey.
Yeah, so.
It's still cool. Goes to your last name?
Yeah. Is it a beer?
Because that's the best last name ever.
I'm sorry. Okay, it is.
Now I.
Need to get a jersey with that on my.
Back.
On the front it should say flex me in the back.
Absolutely.
That's awesome.
A Brewers jersey with flex me a beer on the back would actually be pretty.
So debido you and the duke drinkability.
I need your Instagram handles on your.
Yeah that would be it it would be a lot.
Of characters for him though.
Yeah. Yeah.
But he, he did take out the, the so he's just Duke of drinkability,
so it's a little.
Okay, still a lot.
No, no, it's a lot. You're absolutely right.
But great.
Great name, though.
Yeah, I totally recall such. A great name.
Yeah.
Well, speaking of football, our friend Deb was watching some foosball the other day
and she sent me a video because a commercial came on.
And this is it was for a car parts commercial.
And this is what it was.
Oh, motherfucker's freaking imposter.
Yeah. Oh, it's still going on
anyway.
That's enough of that. Wow.
Yeah. With OPG. Okay.
Yeah.
I was like, God, so I looked it up.
I was like, Who was using it first?
They were, Oh, motherfuckers.
Yeah.
That's what happens when you buy songs from songs like Priests.
Somebody might get through it first.
Deb is so smart, though, because she knew how to do a vehicular or something.
Yeah.
I mean, but.
But not trucks.
I was really disappointed to find out.
It was about GM, hot rods, Ford truck.
Right.
Still girls smart, right?
Do you need a cat back? Josh, you're 69.
Gotta love wherever the fuck that website will.
Love me some deb truck commercial impressions.
Oh and. Love me some Devin General.
Yeah her car impressions are kind of the best.
She's so.
Into it, so passionate.
She's passionate about her.
Ford Trucks is obviously super proud of it, too.
She should be.
When I was going to have her on the show, but her and intern Brian are in Denver
right now. Those motherfuckers. Selfish.
That's all good for you, though. I know. Good for them.
But also they went to Bierstadt logger house and I'm so jealous.
That's impressive. Is amazing.
You know what?
That's okay, everyone, because we're all going to Denver for the next year.
Yeah, we're right on that neck of coattail council next year.
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Next year, 2023, October ish.
We need the, uh, the VIP passes from neck nage.
Oh, I might. I might have a booth there. Come on. Let's see.
I'm just finishing up the order I made for them.
I'm so excited.
But I'm nervous, Quinn, because day picture.
Tonight walking around the past like Wayne's World.
Yeah. Oh, totally.
Happy.
Neck and neck on.
Everybody's face. Severe.
Neck.
I'll work, I'll work your booth.
Give me like a sleeveless neck. Nice shirt.
I'll work. Oh.
Oh yeah.
How about some short neck noche booty shorts.
They better everything. Oh, yes.
I'll take
you right there.
But just as we're. Neck now, it's a crazy. Ass.
Yeah.
And I'd wear them too.
On that application. Neck. Not a lot of me.
I'm a worker booth for free. Yep.
Mr. A. Beer
resonates.
With. Me.
Oh, you're in. Totally.
Oh, it's going to be so good.
You might be the primary applicant just so I can get in.
Thank you.
You know, in advance.
We were talking last week about how we're very inclusive.
We went from talking about clean balls to beavertown.
Well, I think this is another instance of how inclusive we are.
We're not having the typical female model in front of the neck nosh booth.
We're having fucking tree
trunks over here with the shorter shorts and his guns flash and oh.
Man, we will sell so many because if you stand in front of that, I'm
going to be like, Oh yes, you will.
I'm super.
Where do I play? Yeah, very interesting.
I'll see.
See you on the email.
You're going to be applicant. We got this.
I got some references for.
You need a letter record.
I to.
Whom it may concern our friend Mr.
Beard.
Is highly qualified.
If you have not seen him in his booty
shorts, especially the green ones.
They are fantastic. I mean, this.
My face actually hurts.
You guys are so stupid.
Spurring.
I just like the Mr. Aviary part.
Yeah.
It's going to catch on to.
Apricot or apricot because it is a beer or a beer.
That's for another episode, I think.
But I'm just.
I want you to just let it simmer for a bit,
because we need to figure that out.
But I'll give it.
If it's my last name.
I would like it to be a beer.
Or you know, it.
It's you and it's yours and you get to claim it.
So always the hard way. Greg All
nothing.
Soft over there, that's for sure.
No, you're welcome.
We got it.
Wow. I feel like it's time to move on,
so go ahead.
That's it.
You going to dig us out of this, or do I need to?
Ivy's along for the ride. I'm done.
I can't breathe.
I'm done. Mike's going.
It's insane.
All right, let me.
Let me dig us out of this hole.
Let's do a little Ludacris libation.
Laura, this one comes from Iowa, a place I have no intention of visiting the.
Largest truckstop in the world in Iowa.
Oh, well, in that case, I'm still not going to visit.
Perfect.
I don't know. It's just.
For drug burn or. Sorry.
Dead might stop.
In Iowa, an owner of a venue that sells alcohol
cannot legally have a drink after closing for business.
And this also applies to all employees.
To to no shows in for business.
No shift in like no no work beers.
No work beers. No shift is. Interesting.
Why work at an alcohol?
Well, well, why are you working there?
After closing.
Erica nailed it. It's after closing. Who cares?
Geez, that's almost as bad as New Jersey.
That's crazy.
Yeah. Nothing is ever as bad as New Jersey.
I feel like.
All my ludicrous libation law ever could just be New Jersey now.
Yeah. Just come up with a new segment.
How can New Jersey be shittier?
Well. Well, the answer is they can.
So they've they've hit rock bottom.
But yeah, we should have a segment called Hey Jersey.
Fuck you.
And I'm not even going to start.
I'm not even going to start this one.
Here are accents that start somewhere and.
Invest in booze.
At some point.
It sounds Cuban.
It's now I feel like mine starts Long Island.
And then I think I'm like Boston and then it just stays Long Island and.
You know, at some points I can feel like I feel like my accent is Boston.
And then I talk to beer
girl Melissa and I'm like, Oh, no, no, it sounds just like her.
It sounds just like her.
It's very boring at all.
And that's why Finland loves us.
They cannot tell the difference and there is no clue.
Like we don't know.
We don't know.
But they nailed it. Nail that. Yeah.
Good job. Yeah, they're just like, these guys are dumb.
We laugh at them because they're great.
Yeah, he's so articulate. Good job.
Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah.
I hope they're not trying to learn English from me now.
They're the worst idea.
Or should they be like they really should?
There's walking around like I'm drinking that little beer.
I'm like, Huh? You learn English from grace.
Sorry, wasn't even funny.
But let's talk.
Beer, Steph, instead of I sound like Busta Rhymes.
But anyways. Okay, sorry too.
Sorry.
Not sorry. Anyways.
Draft sales.
Draft beer sales are up 21%
for NFL's opening weekend over last year.
Why do you think that is?
I think because people are more comfortable going out to bars.
Agreed. Okay. I might need to.
Either are more comfortable or they're just tired of not going out to bars.
One of the other same. Yeah.
Both Yeah. A little bit.
Yeah, sure.
Good job, everybody.
The Consumer Price Index for some bad news for beer at home.
So to go beers is was up 4.9% in August.
Fuck you inflation.
Yeah. It's really obnoxious right now.
I'm in my right now I mean like the last couple eight months.
Yeah, a month.
Just horrible.
My favorite was a couple months ago.
They're like, inflation has stopped.
Like, okay, that's the wrong way to say it.
It stopped growing.
It's now evened out as bullshit.
I was just saying my favorite was that
inflation was up like 8% and they say the average is like two.
But I'm just like, oh yeah, it's super.
Go big or go home.
Yeah, thanks.
COVID, it's a plan.
So got our priorities. We're drinkin.
Well, the good news is I know how to make beer, so if it gets down to it.
Oh, to just make our own
and the whole CO2 shortage, just do it.
Old school.
You could carb by adding sugar to the finished beer and it'll carb itself and.
Okay, we'll be drunk over here. Don't worry.
That's the bottom. Line. See what happens.
I'm not having. The explosions in the process, but it's all right.
I only had one explode so far.
It's good.
I'm going to be face timing. Greg, am I doing this right?
Am I. Doing this?
I don't know what's near.
Oh, beer. Oh, beer.
Beer in here. Beer, beer.
Beer. Gotcha.
Yeah, stuff. Who pays for. It's fine.
Yeah.
Let's go say I know how you home.
Yeah.
Quickly moving on the seven best and I'm so glad to see this was called
the seven best India Pale Lagers as opposed to called IPAs.
Is this an untapped?
Is it from untapped anything?
I laughed at this one just based on the India Pale Lager.
Well, I'm glad it was India pale lager, not called IPA.
So the seven best 2022 number seven Goose Island, Kentucky.
What?
No, you never have.
It's going to be totally buggin. Yeah, yeah.
Well, I. Was lost. And.
Sorry.
Bad joke.
Number seven, avatar from Octopus Brewing.
Number six. Oh, fuck.
Baltazar from
Finland.
Stop list.
Oh, I, Finland.
Pivovarov Pivovarov Medvedev.
Oh nailed it.
Yeah we got, got it for sure.
Number five, Moses six from Zeid Craft.
Number four prototype.
What are these.
Why are these all. Yeah.
From curve to Freedom Brewery.
Lockerbie
number three.
I just listened to you pronounces all day long.
Yeah. Is there pre read this.
Oh number three pride in parquet
from jacks Abby craft loggers number two
happen East Union from Jax Abby craft lagers the number one
maintains and shapes from revolution brewing company.
That's how a lot of foreign words for me
you're no we need a load up the shag and wagon and do our European style.
I haven't had any of those beers, but I assume they're they're really good.
I'm totally.
You're you're a great cold IPA. I mean, ipl's.
Nothing from untapped is is inaccurate or a poor representation.
So they had to be like, yeah, yeah.
Well oh is the best version of that style.
Yeah. Absolutely.
And all the most intelligent people putting it together. Yes.
Yeah. Abso fucking. Lutely.
You nailed it.
All right, let's talk about your beer by sign.
Erica, what's your astrological sign?
You would never guess this because I don't think I thought my sign.
And anything about. My guy.
But come on, everybody knows what a Scorpio is supposed to be, right?
Like Dark Scorpion, right?
You're Scorpio.
Scorpio. Yeah.
Scorpion. Scorpio.
Oh. Oh, me.
My are Scorpio. No.
I'm a Scorpio.
Well, spoiler alert, these are not crap beers,
but you might have one of the best ones on the list.
Erica, you as a Scorpio are a Guinness.
Okay, okay.
That's the best. That's the best one.
Well, it gets worse.
Come here. Flex. What's your sign?
The 69 one.
What is Leo? No.
The cancer's. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what it is.
A little Burmese, isn't it?
That kind of like an inflection.
It's absolutely sperm.
You write something.
Sperm, it's a beer.
And a sperm is
no cancer.
Yeah, see, this is.
It gets significantly worse.
Your beer is Blue Moon. Yeah.
Oh, that's all that is.
Literally my least favorite beer.
Like on the planet with us.
One, baby. All right, well.
This is probably my least favorite beer.
And it's my beer as a Leo.
Uh, Corona.
Oh, grow.
How you guys?
If I can keep Mexican beer, Corona is last on the list.
I'm going like, Pacifica or Dodecanese or.
I tell you what, I'd still rather have a Corona over a bull, a blue moon.
And I would rather have a blue moon and a corona over Guinness.
Honestly, I'm not a real thick beer drinker, so
I think that this is like your nemesis.
Beer is what this really is. And the let's was wrong.
Sounds like you know what? Terrible.
Horrible history.
Well,
no. Well, here, I'll I'll run through them real quick.
Cans, modelo.
Ooh, I could.
Use them for high life.
Oh, not bad.
At least in my life.
Gemini, Budweiser grows, of course.
Cancer, Blue Moon and Leo Corona.
Virgo, Michelob Ultra.
Got. No carbs.
Yeah.
Libra, PBR, classic, of course.
Guinness, Sagittarius, Sapporo, which I'll drink with some soup.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Yeah, actually, this is probably the best beer right here.
Capricorn if you only Capricorns out there.
Yuengling I've never had.
Like it's like actually craft.
It they merged with more with cause.
It's.
It's I. Think it's ads it's great.
Think it's technical.
Yeah. I don't know any more.
And then Aquarius.
Stella, Pisces, Heineken.
And that's it.
Those are gross.
Yeah. Wow. Capricorn wins for sure.
An untapped came up with this. Oh, I'm thinking the modelo.
This was not untapped.
Oh, this is now modelo better than you going.
I love me. So Modelo.
Hmm I feel. The Mexican beer.
I think my top is probably toast.
Now, does it.
Go well of those seconds Pacific?
Go somewhere in there. Oh, we all agree. So.
Yeah, but no matter what it is, it's not Corona.
I have to say guilty pleasure beer.
Because you never asked me that question
because you kind of move from that question when I came around.
Is a corona light because I I'm just saying, I hope you still have me back.
Greg.
It's a corona light in Mexico.
Like I'm going to Kabul. Oh, Makati Light.
If you're in Mexico, you drink to catch a light.
Okay, I'll do that
one. I think it would sound weird
if we just take Erika's track and this entire show.
Yes, damn it. 110.
Percent of that answer.
I just don't know how we can move on from those assholes.
Oh, are you listening?
Oh, hey. Hello.
I'm still here.
I'm just saying we can't.
Oh, I'm so many good memories.
Corona light is better than Rona.
Is it? I don't.
I don't know if I've had a Corona light.
It's a little less is way less skunky.
12 for, like 12 bucks in Mexico on ice with, like, dead cockroaches in there.
I mean, it's just that memory
that's the same trip I came back with the Montezuma's Revenge.
I mean, there's just so many memories.
Yeah. So we've talked about our revenge.
Yes, exactly.
As so many memories.
It's just, you know, when you're broke as hell and you just need some cheap beer.
We got it on the honeymoon.
The Montezuma.
Yeah, right. Was great. So great.
I was drinking that so great.
So great.
Nothing will help you lose weight like. Someone who's.
Lost £5.
Yeah, yeah.
Perfect planet.
Get it all back once it's done. But.
But for that week I was looking fucking great.
So I'll take your cones.
Which one would you take?
Flax out of three of us.
The blooming
people.
The real Sophie's. Choice.
I that.
That is a tough one. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
Well, the.
A tbh for my.
Bug hole.
Yeah.
Here's the Guinness I think, I think I would also take the Guinness
and I even like oh I don't like. It this year apparently.
Okay. Yeah, I'll take the Corona. The.
Most about Guinness.
I've never actually had a Guinness before until my best friend
came up last summer for my birthday.
And he likes Guinness, so I bought him some and some one left in the fridge.
After he left, he Loves he absolutely loves Guinness.
He just went to some Irish fest
up where he
lives and he basically just drink nothing but Guinness or two whole days.
Got some. Better.
Guinness and love summer sounds like torture so.
I had one left in my fridge and I was like, You know what?
I'm I'm going to drink it.
My body loves it.
I'm going to just drink the last can.
And the entire time drinking it, I was thinking myself
that I can't understand why anybody likes it.
Yeah, I'm just.
I'm. I'm just going to throw it out there.
I don't get it. Yeah.
And I've had it on tap at an Irish brewery
where they properly mix because the proper.
Of the nitro.
Mix is like I think it's 75% nitrogen, 25% CO2.
And there's, there's a bar out here
owned by an Irish dude and he properly mixes it
and I think that's the best way to have it.
But still, I just it's not my style.
No, I don't get I still yeah.
Well I will never understand the.
Yeah no not for me, not for me.
Never was.
Even when I drink shit beer like it just
was never my thing.
Give me the corona with the cockroach as the cooker.
I just.
I'm having
lime in a cockroach.
Yeah, the garages. Yeah.
Unreal. Well, well.
We will end it on this
teacher drives
drunk, gets into crash on the way to school.
This is not in Florida.
This was in Kentucky.
That is shocking.
I totally expected this to be Florida.
According to an arrest citation, a deputy was called to Garrett
Garrard, Jerrod High School on Tuesday morning for a report about a teacher
that him involved in a crash and was suspected of drinking.
Debbie said they saw 35 year old Chelsey Denny driving to the Gerard Garrard
County High School parking lot with damage to her vehicle.
Denny told the deputy that she had
lots a good excuse for crashing into a car.
Anybody. And we got. A spider drop in front of her.
Okay, that's good.
I had a quick story on that.
I've had spider eggs in my car, had like water
in the roof of my car while I'm driving down to Chicago then.
Yeah.
That was that was a wreck. Well, I don't know.
I would say she was
drinking hot soup out of the can.
Okay.
Okay. Well, as Danny.
Told the deputy, she had dodged
a cat on the way to work, which caused her to wreck into another car.
But, of course, why would we stop after recording to another car?
We had to get to work.
When the deputy talked to Denny, they said she had slurred speech
and smelled of alcohol.
The deputy a Denny do a field sobriety test which the teacher failed.
Don't forget this was done at the school.
The citation said Denny had a blood alcohol level
of. .23.
That was pretty shocking.
Dead on to to to do now.
Yeah that was good.
2 to 2.
That's how. Almost three times. Of the lot.
Denny was taken into custody
on charge of operating a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol.
I don't know why she wasn't
taken into custody for being hammered at a fucking school.
You said something.
Denny should have taken a turn and gone to Denny's,
got herself some pancakes and eggs, or she.
Was sober you up like that?
Grand Slam. Grand Slam girl.
Do you remember when you used to be able to get the holographic Ken
Griffey Junior Card when you ordered the Grand Slam?
That was the shit. Yeah,
I actually
I can't believe I remember that, but yes,
that's hilarious.
That's amazing.
Thanks, Denise. Thanks for celebrating.
Thanks for the memories.
I was.
Yeah. But I won't.
Oh, man.
We have had some double IPAs today.
I think it is time we do ourselves a favor and we hit some music.
As we do that, we'll say hi to Vanessa.
Hi. Hi, Vanessa. Hey, friend.
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