Out of everything as the egg situation was the most ridiculous fucking thing I've ever seen or heard I went out. I bought some eggs what make some meringue what make some pound cake what a couple over easy
Speaker:Couple over hard what made myself up my own McMuffin And then he poached him Music
Speaker:Welcome in everybody to the craft beer Republic. Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining I am Greg aka this asshole. I'm being joined by McFlexin You are kind of an asshole tonight. I am I've deeply apologized for my tar I have to go to bed, right?
Speaker:Oh, I know I think we've already surpassed it so we'll do our best to make this a 20-minute show just for you and chew and Joining us from the stinkiest land in all of Gary It's really Gary adjacent. Yeah Yeah, it is we can establish that at this point
Speaker:Yeah, it's it's really our favorite and only good thing about Indiana and that of course is Zack aka the og beard dude What's up, bud? What's happening fellas? You know I'm having you on Back man, yeah way too long yeah And what a what a treat its batch 350 and you're you're hanging out with us
Speaker:And we're drinking the beer you sent us which we'll talk about a minute milestone. I like that 350 Yeah, I feel special feel like a Phoenix rising from Arizona But you said it's almost almost Gary, Indiana There can be Phoenix's there too sure sure yes
Speaker:Anyways like I said, thanks for hanging out with us tonight. We got a delicious beer that I'm excited to try We have a lot to get to chew left us a voicemail and he's less than pleased about something that'll surprise everyone Some booze news to go through and much more if you gentlemen don't mind
Speaker:I think we should kick off with some hydration Let's do it. Let's get drinking Oh Well this one's got a long description so strap in everybody thanks to Zack we are drinking strap in or strap on right
Speaker:Why are we Why are we splitting eggs? Yeah, we're drinking magnanimous brewing's Sorath which is a dark lager and the long description check style dark lager holy shit
Speaker:Best beer description ever you actually got me. I was I was like bracing myself. Yeah, you're there like pouring more beer You're like fuck is gonna be a doozy. I was like saw you put on the readers Everybody Everybody
Speaker:That's a story time I want to be in Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining should we strap in and strap on oh I think a different podcast that I listen to yeah Shout out Strap in and strap up dildo brewing the hardest brewery in all of Canada dude
Speaker:So many good taglines for them so many good Now I don't wonder who does the marketing cuz they're failing they could really be taken to advantage anyways Let's talk about this delicious beer poor magnanimous brewing Zack where did this come from yeah, so Tampa one of my favorite beer cities
Speaker:They the family knew been around for a little bit Specializing in hazies of course, but they do a killer job with their traditional styles their loggers or pilsners are Just incredible so I figured we'd send you some crispy old-school style boys from Tampa with some love and have you try those
Speaker:Yeah, this I mean it's classic when it comes to check that check Dark a little sweet on the nose a little chocolatey little roasty on the old Tongue dropper yeah, this is just such a good beer. Yeah, like the amount of flavor
Speaker:inside of that light body and then Expecting you know you'll never drink something dark like no matter what you put in your mouth You're always expecting a little bit of like bitterness to kick in Yeah, yeah, yeah, no matter what you put You know it's like you know dark chocolate
Speaker:Yeah, this is like a I would call it a phenomenal brew yeah They down I mean done in Tampa really any of that, and I hate using the hype beer breweries because it just kind of puts them in a corner, but They just make incredible beers angry chair magnanimous woven water
Speaker:You know everyone knows them for their hazies and their pastry styles, but their classic styles. They're just they're killing it Yeah, good, and it's very well hidden hidden, but 6% usually these are you know kind of like the four and a half to five Half range I saw that on the can and I couldn't believe it. Yeah, it's it's drinking quite nice and smooth
Speaker:strap on everybody Yeah Yeah, I've said it once I've said it. You know a million times I think you know what makes a really good brewery like aside from all the hype There's just how well can they do loggers and yeah, you know it it really separates
Speaker:You know the the shit hypes to like hey those goddamn ship I should deserve to be here Yeah When I walk in if I see a check dark or a hellus I'll always order it even if it's not what I'm feeling just to See how that breweries coming along see you see what they're putting out That's that's always a good benchmark is a logger it shit hype that is such a nice term
Speaker:Well, I mean it's true. Just by the title of this episode shit hype Sure, but it's completely true. I had sides. Yeah, the guys that are only doing one thing and Not very well, but when you can do a logger a pilsner. Yeah, say's on do them correctly. That's huge
Speaker:Yeah, that is sure well. Thank you for for sharing this with us. Yes much. Thanks, Zack much welcomes All of the welcomes Well I was gonna bring this up, but just bring it up now since we're drinking the beer from Florida What the fuck were you doing down there in Florida you sent us some beer you sent us some
Speaker:Amazing fucking saltwater to have that taffy was like the best candy I don't I don't like spicy and sweet together like the teen shit, but oh my god. That was fucking baller Thank you. X is X on us some mango and tahini and saltwater taffy. Yeah, and it was fucking phenomenal
Speaker:Yeah, so we Thank you. We went down with a one of my very dear friends Brian Myers Coming from the fare industry and needed some help so went down there for a couple weeks and car needed up and He's one of my closest friends a little old-fashioned in the flavor realm so we kind of wanted to crack him out of that shell and
Speaker:Mango tahini is one of my favorite flavors profiles So we just decided to throw it in there made it everyone kind of went crazy for it And yeah had to make sure we sent that to you Yeah, that was so the wife like we don't usually eat sweets if we do it's like me a meal or ice cream or something
Speaker:She goes what the hell are you doing with taffy? I was like oh is accident and she's like oh you're gonna eat is like fuck yes as a try one And then also leave me some Do not take these all the chicken and waffles was the my wife asked what the taffy was from on the counter
Speaker:I said don't fucking touch it. It's mine Not sure to send more. Yeah, did you say chicken a waffle taffy? Yeah? We did a chicken waffle taffy Why the fuck not I might be a little hard right now. I mean I still am from How was how was the beer scene down there besides magnanimous beer scenes one of my favorites Tampa, I think does it
Speaker:Almost better than anybody else. It's a hugely slept on Beer City, I think it's coming out of that shell But the the brewing community down there is I've never seen honestly anything like it everyone's relatively close everyone Plays into each other as far as helping each other out. They're all doing different styles and
Speaker:They're bringing some of the big boys down there. I mean for Tampa Bay Beer Week all of again the hype brewing people But they come from all over the country and they're there for two weeks, and they bust out some of the best beers in the country In my opinion yeah, I haven't Don't know if I've been
Speaker:The last time I was down there I was not like super into craft and I was like I'll take whatever beer gets me hammered in fact I think I think I had I remember a night in Florida with some Bud Light Platinum's so that'll tell you where I was Those were classic one at one point in life
Speaker:Man's are class if you wanted to get hammered on a budget like that's oh, yeah That's the jam right there though every time I threw up like those were so disgusting I mean it was like that. It's like the Harbor Freight of domestic Yes Like that drill might be only $42, but you're only gonna use it once
Speaker:Yeah, you got the one job done, and you'll never use it again correct. Yeah, so how cool was that blue bottle It was pretty sweet. That was really fucking cool. You know yeah, but he's ever done anything like that And I was like hey now all this like look. Oh fucking cool. This is yeah
Speaker:Oh, this was like platinum uh next show Look we all we all had 20s well We're in our 20s at some point and we drink Bud Light Platinum, and we got naked on a balcony. We've all done it true ah Wow, I feel like I'm the odd man out. I've never been naked on a balcony what come on
Speaker:I was gonna say I know Zach has been naked on a balcony. There isn't any Naked I'm not wearing pants right now Zack's like the guys on ESPN where it's like suit up top and then like you know Boxers on the bottom or in this case nothing on the bottom. Yeah, that's why they can't stand up until they go to commercial break
Speaker:And yeah, exactly the human mullet I'll take it. It's a term of endearment. It's fine. Yeah, exactly shit hype and human mullet We're here all night shit hype is where it's at
Speaker:Love it Yeah Some big news for the show to talk about coming up on April 20th. I believe that is a Thursday night I have teamed up with Jerry who is the founder of daughters of Nankasi, and that's local out here in Southern, California
Speaker:It's a women's beer drinking group where they also try to you know get educated And go around and support different breweries and such super awesome group I've hung out with them before there they come out to our live shows all the time on April 20th We are going to interview the brewer at VCBC venterco's brewing company with daughters of Nankasi
Speaker:It is a super limited amount of people that can come in I think we're at like 35 people max We're doing it in the brew house So if anybody wants to come please hit us up slide to the DMs or email and mail a crappy remote comm and we'll try and get you on the list and I'll send you a confirmation if there's
Speaker:Room left, but there's a few spots left, so hit us up if you want to come out April 20th. That's in Ventura, California at VCBC so very excited to hang out with daughters and hang out with their they're just got a new brewer and I Believe November so we're at that point where like his beers are
Speaker:Starting to take over the tap list and the and the former brewers are kind of you know working their way off the board So it's kind of a fun in-between Moment for them so that sounds like a fun time in yeah, I'm excited I have to complain you guys ever go to yard house yard house. Do you have those out there? No?
Speaker:On this on the West Coast it's like they have like a hundred taps and And you can buy beers in the yard like the big tall stupid yard thing where all it really does is make your beer warm We don't have a yard house, but we have like
Speaker:Brass tap where they have like 90 beers on tap it's probably about the same thing you know Mediocre food at best and when you're here. They have a lot of beer yeah exactly So we went down to a concert downtown LA last week, and the only thing open late was Yard house like all right how bad could it be they got like a hundred beers on tap or whatever?
Speaker:So we walk in and I'm scanning the menu, and I'm like holy shit It's everything is a Bud Light or Budweiser product of some sort except for two beers They had Sierra Nevada pale Sierra Nevada hazel a thing and then they had one or two
Speaker:from Oh, Jesus that a new brewery. Oh, Jesus Black be somebody from the shoots. Thank you to shoot Jesus. We're welcome So they had like two from two shoots and two from serious. I was like alright. I'll get it
Speaker:I'll get a hazel a thing I was feeling a little hoppy and it showed up, and it was crystal fucking clear Man I was like hey hey guys. I think you you gave me the wrong beer. They're like not that's your Nevada It's hazel a thing I was like are you sure it's not like hazy or sort of at a pale or some shit like that
Speaker:Like no, it's hazel a thing. I'm like okay So I pulled up a picture of it, and I ordered a second one and it came Crystal clear again, and it was a different person this time, and I just held up my phone. I was like hey Does this look like the same beer to you and they're like no why I was like this is
Speaker:Hazy little thing you've clearly dropped off clear as fuck little thing like do you think maybe you should check it like no That's definitely the right one. I was like you guys the fucking where I was like we're out. We're done Wow that sucks man Yeah, that's so uh so fuck you yard house. That was the moral that story
Speaker:And Sierra, Nevada, I love Sierra, Nevada. Oh well. I know but it's in terms of the story Oh, well, it's not their fault yard house is pouring the wrong fucking beer. I know it'll hazy lunch thing. Thanks Yeah Jesus you know because now this is a Jesus centered podcast hello one of my favorite all-time beer names is scary Jesus rock star
Speaker:Oh, who's that was that dark horse brewing? I believe Sure, there's actually know who they are. I know dark horse, but I do not know that beer. Oh, yeah, it was a believe it was a pale ale um that was when I was really big into pails and What was it called scary Jesus scary Jesus rock star it is like some coriander
Speaker:I don't know it was very little bread with plentiful amounts of apricots and Chamomile chamomile, that's what it was okay a collaboration beer with super clearly Friedman of city provisions That sounds completely made I'm sorry that just sounds like they just put some names on a hat like well chef cleatus Friedman a city provisions
Speaker:It does sound that way let's do a fake collab Yeah, that sounds about right. They just typed it into a chat GPT like we need a chef name all right cleatus Friedman or whatever Thanks chat GPT
Speaker:Have you guys seen all the beers? Oh, sorry such an awesome beer name? That's all I would say have you guys seen all the beers drop in that they have like done from chat GPT We're like they'll get the name and the recipe and all this stuff. Yeah, no. I haven't seen any of that shit I've seen a few online I want to try when I see you know how it comes I did
Speaker:Try chat GPT with a beer recipe and was like I want to make a hazy IPA That's you know roughly this percent like give me a recipe and it came up with a recipe And I looked it over. I was like seems like a pretty legit recipe But also chat GPT doesn't care what your budget is because there's like three pounds of hops for my
Speaker:Beer I was like chat GPT, man We we don't want to go into debt over making a fucking hazy pull it back Chad GPT breaking the bank yeah, so that was something Yeah, well you have to put in there. Hey chat GPT. Give me like a hazy beer recipe at 8%
Speaker:Also brew it on a budget right and easy what it does needs to fit the flex algorithm, so keep that shit a little cheaper I'm saying As I mentioned earlier chew left us a voicemail, and it's off the heels of Erica Asking where the fuck he was we went two full weeks without a true voicemail, and she was very concerned with his whereabouts
Speaker:so So here is the homie to your beer Hello, no one is available to take your call, please leave a message after the tone You will homies to you be here craft beer Republic How you about those doing and ladies if there's a lady on the show today, so check it out neck
Speaker:Notch made a comment about me not leaving voicemails or what have you neck notch? Let me explain so here's here's what happens. I like to interact with the show that I just listened to It's kind of hard because of the way you guys record I like to leave a voice when I interact with the show that I just listened to so for instance
Speaker:I'm interacting with the show. I just finished listening to today at 8 o'clock in the morning March 28th So your episode just dropped so I stopped listening in the show ended and I decided to leave a voicemail Let's see what happens so there you go, so Let's do that's out of the way now
Speaker:Jim Jim called in talked about his walking song or music and I can't believe you guys missed this one So easy let's put in perspective. Let's let's paint a picture right so it's me. It's Greg It's flex me an eyebrow and neck notch and we're at 14 cannons drinking first watch and we're enjoying this coffee coach
Speaker:We're all cheers in and laughing and then out of nowhere The doors are kicked wide open and there's thunder and lightning and wind blowing and you see Fontana gin walking in and behind him is playing
Speaker:REM it's the end of the world his hair is blowing in the air. He's pointing at a you Greg He's laughing points at me starts laughing he does the gun pointing to Flex me an eyebrow
Speaker:And then next not she's high fives that guy and he's walking into it It's the end of the world because Jim is here homie. All right, so REM. I hope I bright Said that and just a quick little FYI for the everybody out there
Speaker:I am collaborating with 818 brewery with Derek and Brian of 818 brewery It actually it's coming true. It's happening more to come just keep your eyes open and your ears open and for
Speaker:More information on this podcast on the craft beer Republic. Yeah, keep us updated and on my instagram at og to your beer underscore More to come I don't want to put out too much But Greg will be part of this whole ordeal or the craft beer Republic will be I am brewing and I'm making a beer
Speaker:That I've been wanting to do for quite a while So once that gets done Pay attention because I will flood all social media because I want The release when the release those happen. I want to be able to blow at least a keg so I will be pushing hard and be inviting a lot of people so
Speaker:That's about it. So keep an eye out keep an ear out and get ready for this and Appreciate everything you guys do homies. This is true your beer and it's the end of the world when Jim is walking in I
Speaker:Hope it's the return of Choco Tasso. It's it's not but I will say this it's the follow-up to Choco Tasso Oh my gosh, and I know all about it. I'm very excited. Zack's gonna love it. It's full of adjuncts. Oh god. Yes It's adjunct E as fuck if they can it I will make sure and get it out to you fellas
Speaker:Yes, I'm excited for it's very deserty and he's gonna be brewing it here I think next week and so once they brew it they're gonna decide on a release date and we're gonna do a live show from It would Nate with with the home be true your beard, of course Derek and Brian of it wouldn't brewing so Nice very excited. That's super exciting is yeah. The other thing is chew and and us and
Speaker:Coley and Wiley from the whatever show he's on. Yeah, they do a show. Yeah, you know every now and then they do like once a year I think We're all gonna be a logger Ville, which is a beer fest over here all loggers It's gonna be badass if you guys haven't got your tickets yet April 15
Speaker:And we have a code CBR VIP get you five bucks off your VIP tickets while they're still there So hang out with with all of us really I'm glad it's funny from from where we are Logger Ville is like like a two-hour drive. So we're going up. We're staying the week and we're making a whole thing out of it
Speaker:And I hit up to this week. I was like, hey, man, were you guys staying for logger? Viz like oh, no, we're driving. I was like what he's like, it's longer. It's fine. They're Like alright bud well be safe. Yeah, please be yeah anyway, so hopefully
Speaker:Over there still be a to your beer after luck, but come hang out with him while he's still around All right a little booze news to get to Some breaking news this week New Belgium is to acquire the Constellation production facility in Daleville, Virginia
Speaker:And it's gonna add 925,000 barrels of capacity to New Belgium and they're planning on just going to town on fucking voodoo Ranger with it Wow Dude, did you ever try the new and improved bat tire? I have oh You know what have I cuz I remember we talked about
Speaker:Doing it and I couldn't do it myself. Yes somebody fuck Where was I somebody had one and they let me have a drink of it I forget where I was and even who it was. It's probably like my wife. She's gonna make you asshole And it was I just remember it being super light like, you know fat tire was always easy drinking
Speaker:But the new one just it's like a lighter version of fat tire kind of okay like a light amber ale Yeah, it's it's hardly amber anymore it's yeah, so yeah, I just kind of yeah I remember the new one isn't even classified as that. Yeah, it's kind of disappointing. It's super weird Yeah, I'll we'll have to get it on that. You know, it's not craft. Is that true? It's not classified as an amber now
Speaker:I don't think so. I the branding has been going crazy out here every everybody has their tabs their K-stackers, well, you can always tell now the the fresh ones versus the not so fresh true Like oh, that's still red
Speaker:What the old labels were blue and now they're all whited out Yeah, a lot of white with blue on it. Yeah, just as ale. That's all it says. Yeah, get some brewing notes That's so weird unique flavor profile originates from 1930s Belgium not anymore since 5.2
Speaker:15 IBUs 140 calories everybody. That's the key nowadays Caloric intakes yeah, if you want to fight against those Seltzers well and even put their malt the malt they use is pale c80 Munich and raw barley
Speaker:So, you know, it's pretty light in color. There was raw dog on that barley in that beer I Even deserve a wolf So anyways, yeah if you guys like stripping the enamel off your teeth look out for even more voodoo Ranger to be in stores
Speaker:very soon Flexi you remember I think it was a week or two ago. We we had that god-awful list of like the best cold IPAs I Think I remember I don't remember a lot Greg, you know that I feel yeah I have to go back and read the rundowns to remember things
Speaker:But if you recall we were reading it and hypnosis from Firestone was on there. Well, that's right. I do remember Yeah, wait a minute. It's not a cold IPA. Well, I did some research. It is a cold IPA get that a lot of time Yeah, who knew and like they bury it deep on there on the product page on Firestone. It's not something they talk a lot about
Speaker:Like a style yeah, well, I mean aren't all cold IPAs step down cuz it's really an IPL. Yeah, actually that's a good point I did see somebody post integrins That oh, yeah, this is not a cold IPA IPL. Yeah. Yeah, and then it has a
Speaker:Logger like in real bold font on the can Well, I mean a logger house. Well, I know but it just I saw somebody post a picture of it Yeah, I love that I haven't tried it yet, but I love the name Not a cold IPA. Yeah, it's fucking brilliant. Well good. Yeah Monica
Speaker:Who's been on the show her husband James is one of the brewers over at integrin and no one hates calling it a cold IPA More than that guy so I have a feeling I know where that name may have come from Just on I don't know I'm sure he could add an entire write-up about it you put that on the can
Speaker:As chat GPT to make us a write-up In a story go on a nice rant about telling people cold IPA is are actually IP Yeah seven pages later in a story of who gives a shit Logan EDIs is
Speaker:Reopening their Chicago tap room after three years of being closed. Yeah, cuz they need that shit. Yeah They must have been hurting. I mean how weird they close it down for the pandemic and then they did some like Remodeling and like why why close for three fucking years?
Speaker:It seems so insane to me all that money sounds like some kind of remodel. Yeah Yeah, no like they brought everybody from like TLC channel to fucking come in for three years and just Fucking renovate it out. Yeah, what's out Chicago when the type anything better be there? Oh fuck
Speaker:When do you see the rehab Be so good But bad so good the agio is going to close the
Speaker:Guinness Brewery in Maryland the first Guinness spot in the US and They will be cutting nearly a hundred jobs with that loss. Well. That's the sad part that is a sad It's interesting they were all they were all about coming over here and and a certain brewer that I know that's that's been on the show
Speaker:Was maybe offered a job there and ended up not taking it and it's probably a good thing that he did not cuz yeah It's smart move jobless So I had a buddy over the other day And we were actually discussing about how Guinness is we just don't find it to be a good beer
Speaker:I've never I don't know even pre-craft days like I've never liked Guinness like you don't I don't know I've never poured a Guinness and have been like wow I really enjoy this It's to Guinness is like a it's like a McRib It's like every once in a while. I just have a hankering for one, and then I get one like God
Speaker:It's so good, and then I get the second one. Oh my god. It's terrible I Thought you can say it's like a McRib it's shaped like a beer, but doesn't I should have led with that I Don't know that's like they're stupid if they don't take that slogan now you they should yeah
Speaker:beer So what we've got to we got the the McRib of beers and we got the Harbor Freight of domestics, it's true Yeah, I guess it makes us. We're full of comparisons. We got all the creative juicy juices
Speaker:We are on top of our game some might call this a game right here Game, I'm going away now now we got a game. Yeah last week with Erica We had the recovery necklace and the alibi necklace. I don't know how I just remember that this week
Speaker:We've got the Harbor Freight of domestics and the McRib of beers That's gotta stick with us for a while. Yeah a lot of great show name like episode name Possibilities here the heart rate of domestics the McRib of beers. Yeah, maybe you should be like 35 minutes late more often
Speaker:Yeah, thanks How many people can you actually kidnap on a weekly basis, that's the question well, that's true I mean sure I think I live in the city of 125,000 people so You know odds are pretty good. Yeah, I mean if I'm just doing one a week. I think I'll be alright
Speaker:Yeah, if you see Greg in a u-haul van run faster No, it's funny. It's funny. You should say I kidnap people in the u-haul van I had to return a TV to Best Buy into some work shit, and the guys came out like hey You guys have a cart we can like wheel this in or whatever's a huge STV
Speaker:And they came out like oh, yeah, she like rented a van for this. I was like wow we're doing other shit They're like come on. We're the bodies. I was like oh, we already hit the bodies, and we hosed it out So we didn't get blood on your TV box. I hope that's okay He lost his shit like he was just laughing. I was like it wasn't that funny
Speaker:It's kind of creepy really if he works at Best Buy. I'm assuming he was just high as shit How well yeah, yeah When you left you should have bought like 300 bucks with a candy just to fuck with him Hey is this all the red vines you have
Speaker:What are the nerd ropes in fellas yeah, well, it's funny I was with my boss and he has he's returned the TV the other guy who was doing the actual return was kind of giving Him some shit like you're returning it to be it was still fully boxed it never been open It was an easy return, but he's like yeah, he goes. Why would you do you want to exchange it?
Speaker:It'd been great when he said do you want to exchange like yeah? I'll take all the fucking candy for the price of this TV Van yeah exactly just back of the fucking u-haul here. We go Billy will love it Stop creepy
Speaker:maybe St.. Patrick's Day that happened recently bad news. We did not do our jobs everybody Off premise sales sales is down. Yeah off premise beer sales down 3.2% for the week of st.. Pat that's a lot. Yeah, I'm disappointed in all of us although
Speaker:I kind of think last year like you know 2022 is like the first year that people weren't scared out of their minds You know like so they went next to her. I think so yeah agreed Yeah, but but this is off premise so not like at the brewery or the bar This is you know take home so may what they didn't say in the article was was on premise up
Speaker:Down actually I mean I didn't see the article here business-wise it was down. Yeah, it seemed like so That's crazy too because it was on what a Friday, right? Yeah So that's even more bizarre. It was so funny my wife. She called it Maybe I'm glad you saw the show called in sick because I say called in sick, too
Speaker:And apparently a lot of people say called out or called off. No, that's dumb. Yeah, that's super dumb right Yeah, like I knew that you hear that beer girl Mel we call into work I just wanted to shout her out because she doesn't believe in in that
Speaker:Oh is she one of the not call people she's a call-out or a call-off or something like that I've literally never heard a call-out sick ever dude never in my entire life. We'll get call in to work Yeah, cuz you're calling into your job. You're calling in to work right you're not calling out of work
Speaker:That'd be calling to every other phone number in existence I'm just gonna start fucking like I totally ringed off work yesterday Sounds kind of dirty The juices really are flowing today fellas after that one they are to go ring off
Speaker:You and me both you and me both All right, we'll end it with this one. It's I'm gonna funny one Serious when Virginia retailers are now required under law to separate alcoholic versions of non-alcoholic brands from their South soft drink counterpart
Speaker:So like Mountain Dew hard seltzer can't be near Mountain Dew that kind of interesting. Okay? Well that makes really yeah, that's that's fine of course Manufacturers are up in arms What yeah to me? I'm all for it makes sense like why would you why would you have in the same section? When have you ever walked into a?
Speaker:Establishment and have seen that I will actually chime in on this real quick because this legitimately happened last week Or yeah, I was in South Bend went into a gas station And they had the beat box the alcoholic little like box drinks that are like 12%
Speaker:Yeah right next to monsters It was the first time I saw cold drinks at a gas station that had alcoholic right next to non-alcohol And I even myself I was just like what the fuck is this. What is this it was yeah? I didn't even know that was a thing yeah super bizarre. Huh who knew yeah?
Speaker:I just got sent this story by a friend. This is so good Apparently New Zealand Fire Department releases a cookbook of recipes to cook if you're too drunk or too high It's all recipes where you like weren't burnt where you won't burn your house down That's pretty fucking smart and the chapters are called you're toasted you're smashed and you're wasted. I like that
Speaker:Yeah, so it's all about using air fryers toasters and kettles and microwaves Because they all have timers ovens and stoves can be left on by mistake with deadly consequences. Oh, that's so good That's the best thing I've ever seen we I was hoping it was gonna be like recipe one like Find bag of chips step to open bag of chips
Speaker:No Here's what here's one one recipe called toast sandwich kicks off with this advice Put one slice of bread in the toaster toast it Once buttered the piece of toast is placed between two slices of untoasted bread now grip the bread
Speaker:Toast bread in your clammy mitts good that sounds kind of interesting actually Yeah, like the soft bread around the toasted bread right that'd be like a fucking mind fuck for texture in your mouth Especially if you're super stoked
Speaker:Like what is happening here? I mean, I'm not gonna read an entire recipe, but same thing It's a picture of beans on toast on a guy's belly Does toast says toast bread release the beans from their tin prison tip them into a microwave safe bowl the recipe is called?
Speaker:uncanned beans This is the best thing I've ever seen oh, it's so good. That's brilliant. I love this well I'm glad thanks to Chris for saying this to me. I'm glad we could end on that note. That is a fantastic note to end
Speaker:I Want to find this book and see if we can order it up and stains. I love it uncanned beans Vanessa's husband hi Vanessa. Hey Vanessa He's always sending me this guy who does drunk cooking it's the best I gotta find his gram
Speaker:It's like he gets drunk and then cook yeah, he's hammered every time He's just like all right now put the bread on and he's like now Take swig of beer like every other step is taking a drink or a shot or I? Gotta find that cuz it's a horrible story for anybody listening if I don't actually know
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