NARRATOR

Meanwhile at a law firm in Megalopolis…

LOIS

Welcome, Harper Hallo. I am LOIS, Law Office Integrated Systems. I run the offices. Let’s meet your team.

BONNIE

No, Captain Lunacy, it’s too similar to Nightcape's costume! Do you want to be sued for trademark violation?

COLE

Her sidekick is only twelve, so she'll need to comply with supervisory requirements or she'll run afoul of child labor statutes.

HARPER

Wow, busy night.

[beat]

Why is my orientation at night?

MAL

[on the phone]

The Coffin King leveled the building without a hero license, of course he's liable!

[shouting]

Where’s my blood smoothie?

LOIS

He is why.

NARRATOR

From the Faustian Nonsense Network comes a scripted comedy podcast that asks: what’s it like to practice law in a world full of superpowers? SUPER SUITS, coming soon to your favorite podcast platform!