1 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:28,324 VOICEOVER: Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review! 2 00:00:31,315 --> 00:00:31,815 CHELSEY DONN: Hello. 3 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:32,725 Hello. 4 00:00:32,754 --> 00:00:33,135 Hello. 5 00:00:33,155 --> 00:00:34,945 Welcome back listeners. 6 00:00:34,945 --> 00:00:37,015 Welcome back, Royal Squad. 7 00:00:37,415 --> 00:00:38,035 We're here. 8 00:00:38,275 --> 00:00:40,375 We told you we'd be here and here we are. 9 00:00:41,254 --> 00:00:41,965 TREY GERRALD: Yes, indeed. 10 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:47,084 Welcome back to our coverage of the Apple App Store reviews for YouTube. 11 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:53,085 So in part one, we heard Chelsea's five star review from Namaste Scott. 12 00:00:53,735 --> 00:00:54,035 Namaste. 13 00:00:54,035 --> 00:00:54,405 But 14 00:00:55,405 --> 00:00:58,930 TREY GERRALD: before we get started, We cover that opposite end of the spectrum. 15 00:01:00,589 --> 00:01:02,120 It's game time! 16 00:01:03,769 --> 00:01:08,580 And Chelsey, it's time for us to take a little spin on the Meryl Go Round. 17 00:01:09,189 --> 00:01:13,410 CHELSEY DONN: I don't feel the days I feel like I can't. 18 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:17,229 That's with an A. 19 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:19,989 Okay, here's the deal. 20 00:01:20,169 --> 00:01:24,630 Trey and I have each picked a rotten, scathing, pithy One Star Zinger. 21 00:01:25,265 --> 00:01:31,154 And with 30 seconds on the clock, we'll take turns trying to recite the zinger in as many genres as possible. 22 00:01:32,035 --> 00:01:34,364 TREY GERRALD: Just like Queen Meryl Streep, who does it all? 23 00:01:34,815 --> 00:01:36,014 CHELSEY DONN: Before the clock runs out. 24 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:39,335 All right, Trey, you're gonna, you're gonna go first. 25 00:01:39,905 --> 00:01:40,244 TREY GERRALD: Okay. 26 00:01:40,594 --> 00:01:49,865 So I just stayed on theme and I found a another one star review on the Apple App Store for good old YouTube. 27 00:01:50,464 --> 00:01:54,755 Now this one is written by a user named The Gamer Has. 28 00:01:55,429 --> 00:01:55,550 Mm. 29 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:56,089 Okay. 30 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:03,570 And, um, the subject here is Instagram better and TikTok is better. 31 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:05,100 Mm. 32 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:11,430 And the one star zinger is Dash. 33 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:15,209 Now, that is not spelled out. 34 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:18,239 It's not d it's just a, 35 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,709 CHELSEY DONN: it's just literally a dash mark. 36 00:02:20,709 --> 00:02:21,490 And that's the whole review. 37 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:27,030 , I'm gonna expect so much theatrics from you, Trey, I'm just warning you. 38 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:27,630 Alright. 39 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,970 I'm gonna strap you in. 40 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:31,655 To a dash. 41 00:02:31,745 --> 00:02:32,135 Why not? 42 00:02:32,835 --> 00:02:35,565 Um, Stacey Dash, don't, don't take my name anywhere. 43 00:02:35,565 --> 00:02:37,515 No, that was Stacey's mom to Stacey Dash. 44 00:02:38,155 --> 00:02:41,394 Stacy's mom, I'm gonna just drive you into Stacey's mom, okay? 45 00:02:41,989 --> 00:02:42,280 Okay. 46 00:02:42,285 --> 00:02:43,774 Um, our, she's 47 00:02:43,774 --> 00:02:44,374 TREY GERRALD: a lovely woman. 48 00:02:44,584 --> 00:02:45,635 CHELSEY DONN: She's a lovely woman. 49 00:02:45,635 --> 00:02:46,325 She's got it going on. 50 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,870 Okay, are you ready, Queen? 51 00:02:50,579 --> 00:02:50,910 TREY GERRALD: I'm ready. 52 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:51,260 Are you? 53 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:52,519 Because this might go fast. 54 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:54,450 CHELSEY DONN: I'm ready. 55 00:02:54,459 --> 00:02:55,589 I got my fingers ready. 56 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:57,769 TREY GERRALD: Not saying anything, but I'm just saying. 57 00:02:57,839 --> 00:02:58,159 Okay. 58 00:02:58,170 --> 00:02:58,679 Yeah, here we go. 59 00:02:58,769 --> 00:02:59,319 CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, sure. 60 00:02:59,390 --> 00:02:59,869 Here we go. 61 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:16,979 Shakespeare, Dasha, adult film, Dasha, PLC reality, Dasha, disaster, Dasha, 62 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:19,420 TREY GERRALD: televangelist, Dasha, 63 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:22,534 Disney, Oh, gosh! 64 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:27,105 Magic Show, Horror, 65 00:03:29,545 --> 00:03:30,975 Breaking News, 66 00:03:32,454 --> 00:03:38,575 CHELSEY DONN: Dash, Melodrama, That has got to be a show first. 67 00:03:38,614 --> 00:03:40,375 That has got to be a show. 68 00:03:40,415 --> 00:03:41,125 That's insane. 69 00:03:41,135 --> 00:03:41,665 Two. 70 00:03:42,314 --> 00:03:42,824 Ten. 71 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,174 Ten, Trey. 72 00:03:44,505 --> 00:03:46,135 That is definitely a show first. 73 00:03:46,155 --> 00:03:47,075 We've never done ten. 74 00:03:47,084 --> 00:03:47,415 Have we? 75 00:03:47,954 --> 00:03:48,945 We've never done ten. 76 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:50,554 I feel like we've never done seven. 77 00:03:50,554 --> 00:03:51,234 We've done eight. 78 00:03:51,935 --> 00:03:52,765 I think we've done eight. 79 00:03:52,804 --> 00:03:53,325 TREY GERRALD: Oh, yeah. 80 00:03:53,614 --> 00:03:55,415 CHELSEY DONN: I think I've done eight, but never ten. 81 00:03:55,424 --> 00:03:55,765 Well, 82 00:03:55,785 --> 00:03:56,195 TREY GERRALD: Quinn, 83 00:03:56,334 --> 00:03:57,924 CHELSEY DONN: you've really set me up 84 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:58,415 TREY GERRALD: here. 85 00:03:58,735 --> 00:03:59,055 Here we go. 86 00:03:59,055 --> 00:03:59,445 Let's see. 87 00:03:59,964 --> 00:04:00,615 Let's see how we do. 88 00:04:00,654 --> 00:04:00,985 Chelsey. 89 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:03,250 What is your zinger for today? 90 00:04:03,349 --> 00:04:15,409 CHELSEY DONN: Okay, so my zinger for today, I also, of course, went in a similar vein, but I, I chose instead to do Making YouTube Videos for Dummies Junior Edition, Starring Your Own Videos. 91 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:19,209 This is a one star review written by Scarlet Kitchen. 92 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:24,120 The title of the review is Useless, Save Your Money and Wing It. 93 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:29,310 And Scarlet's review is Didn't Use It All All. 94 00:04:30,949 --> 00:04:31,349 TREY GERRALD: Okay. 95 00:04:31,909 --> 00:04:32,249 That's it. 96 00:04:33,285 --> 00:04:37,495 Well, I am gonna strap you into a blender since it's Scarlet Kitchen. 97 00:04:37,495 --> 00:04:38,136 No! 98 00:04:38,136 --> 00:04:39,418 Don't blend 99 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:40,701 me up! 100 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:41,342 Please! 101 00:04:41,342 --> 00:04:42,925 Please, leave me. 102 00:04:42,975 --> 00:04:43,275 TREY GERRALD: Okay. 103 00:04:43,595 --> 00:04:44,215 You feel ready? 104 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:44,795 I'm ready. 105 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:45,855 TREY GERRALD: Here we go. 106 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:55,005 Opera Diva, Didn't use it all, True Crime Documentary, 107 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:56,925 CHELSEY DONN: Didn't use it all, all, 108 00:04:57,284 --> 00:04:58,635 TREY GERRALD: Yankee, Didn't 109 00:04:58,635 --> 00:04:58,754 CHELSEY DONN: use it 110 00:04:59,234 --> 00:05:02,505 TREY GERRALD: all, all, Magic Show, Didn't use it all, 111 00:05:03,435 --> 00:05:03,685 all, 112 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:04,844 TREY GERRALD: Melodrama, 113 00:05:05,355 --> 00:05:08,184 Didn't use it all, all, 114 00:05:08,185 --> 00:05:12,545 TREY GERRALD: Disc Jockey, Didn't use it all, all, let's see. 115 00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:14,878 Didn't use it all, 116 00:05:14,878 --> 00:05:20,025 VOICEOVER: all, didn't use it all, all, didn't use it 117 00:05:20,025 --> 00:05:21,909 all, all, that's all, 118 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:22,509 CHELSEY DONN: that's 119 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:22,809 VOICEOVER: all, 120 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:23,390 all, 121 00:05:23,850 --> 00:05:24,100 CHELSEY DONN: that's 122 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:29,390 all, all, okay, I'm proud of that, that was, that was a decent performance, 123 00:05:32,469 --> 00:05:34,380 wait, two, four, 124 00:05:34,989 --> 00:05:36,719 TREY GERRALD: six, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, 125 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:39,459 CHELSEY DONN: Nine. 126 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:39,790 Nine. 127 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:41,460 I was going very fast. 128 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,570 TREY GERRALD: Six, seven, eight, nine. 129 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:44,710 Yeah. 130 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:45,669 Wow, 131 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:48,290 CHELSEY DONN: Trey, we're just breaking records all over the place here. 132 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:51,640 TREY GERRALD: Wow, we're meant to be in front of the cameras. 133 00:05:51,650 --> 00:05:51,750 Look at us. 134 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:54,889 CHELSEY DONN: I don't know if my life, my lifetime is a little bit of a cheat. 135 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:57,140 I don't feel like I fully committed, but I'll take it. 136 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,580 All right, Trey, you're 137 00:05:58,580 --> 00:05:59,070 TREY GERRALD: the winner. 138 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,280 Committed on lifetime. 139 00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:02,410 CHELSEY DONN: I don't feel like I fully committed on lifetime. 140 00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:03,540 I don't know what I could have done differently. 141 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:03,750 You think 142 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:05,620 TREY GERRALD: they're fully committed on lifetime. 143 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:08,110 CHELSEY DONN: So maybe I did it right by virtue of doing it wrong. 144 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:08,560 Okay. 145 00:06:09,195 --> 00:06:09,484 Great. 146 00:06:09,684 --> 00:06:09,994 Thanks. 147 00:06:10,685 --> 00:06:12,045 TREY GERRALD: Should we jump back into YouTube? 148 00:06:12,255 --> 00:06:12,465 CHELSEY DONN: Let's do 149 00:06:12,535 --> 00:06:12,615 TREY GERRALD: it. 150 00:06:13,405 --> 00:06:13,705 Okay. 151 00:06:13,795 --> 00:06:14,075 All right. 152 00:06:14,075 --> 00:06:15,255 So this one is interesting. 153 00:06:15,255 --> 00:06:28,334 So today I have a one star app store review for YouTube written by, I'm going to say their whole username, cause it's not their name. 154 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:32,154 It's Nate space click, which makes me think of like click, 155 00:06:32,245 --> 00:06:32,445 CHELSEY DONN: click, 156 00:06:32,445 --> 00:06:33,084 TREY GERRALD: click, 157 00:06:33,265 --> 00:06:35,795 CHELSEY DONN: click that Adam Sandler movie. 158 00:06:35,975 --> 00:06:36,325 Click. 159 00:06:37,255 --> 00:06:40,105 TREY GERRALD: I'm thinking of like mouse clicks, but yes, Adam Sandler too. 160 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:42,109 Okay, here we go. 161 00:06:42,109 --> 00:06:45,320 So, subject is, I'm out, parentheses, update. 162 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:48,350 Here we go. 163 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:57,650 I don't see any reason to return until competition either eliminates this app or makes this app better. 164 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,140 Why open an app I don't enjoy? 165 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:10,625 Better yet, why open a catalog of information that has NOTHING to do with interests? 166 00:07:12,085 --> 00:07:21,045 Am I really giving up this much data just to see your horrendous child oriented content? 167 00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:32,220 Neil Mohan has destroyed this app, and I am confident in saying This empire is slowly collapsing, 168 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:48,830 asterisk update, asterisk, I'm feeling better without this app in my life, but can't help to reflect and wonder why this app had to go downhill to begin with. 169 00:07:49,775 --> 00:08:13,905 What a shame, still waiting for the next alternative to take over mainstream, Asterisk, asterisk, update, update, asterisk, asterisk, An extremely small amount of the positive reviews for YouTube are fake, dot, dot, An overwhelming majority of the negative reviews are real, Dot, dot, dot. 170 00:08:15,065 --> 00:08:17,935 This is why this app is going to ultimately fail. 171 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:21,615 You can't hide the truth forever. 172 00:08:23,184 --> 00:08:24,844 Asterick, asterick, asterick. 173 00:08:24,845 --> 00:08:27,025 Updated, update, update. 174 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:29,404 Asterick, asterick, asterick. 175 00:08:30,784 --> 00:08:31,855 Isn't it funny? 176 00:08:33,015 --> 00:08:36,089 All of the real reviews are talking about me. 177 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:56,160 How bad the ads are, It shouldn't be too much to ask for, To be able to put the phone down and listen to a video, Without having to worry about every couple minutes, Getting a four minute long, Parentheses, or longer, Who remembers those? 178 00:08:56,340 --> 00:09:09,459 Multi hour long ads that were meant to take advantage of people who aren't physically able to skip the ad?, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, end parenthesis, dot, dot, dot. 179 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,250 Goodbye, YouTube. 180 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,999 You screwed up when you made Neil CEO. 181 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:19,020 Wow, this person 182 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:19,350 CHELSEY DONN: really 183 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,470 TREY GERRALD: does not like Neil. 184 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:22,060 Right? 185 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,710 Who even knows who the CEO of YouTube is. 186 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:26,210 I don't 187 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:27,470 CHELSEY DONN: know what's going on. 188 00:09:27,470 --> 00:09:28,050 Also. 189 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:28,530 Okay. 190 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:30,310 So here's my, here are my feelings. 191 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:34,049 First of all, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update. 192 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:38,360 TREY GERRALD: And the updates match the amount of asterisks that he cushioned it inside of. 193 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,650 CHELSEY DONN: I mean, 194 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,239 TREY GERRALD: out of control, 195 00:09:40,739 --> 00:09:42,160 CHELSEY DONN: out of control, too many updates. 196 00:09:42,239 --> 00:09:43,000 We get the point. 197 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:44,169 We get the point, Nate. 198 00:09:44,189 --> 00:09:45,379 Click, click away. 199 00:09:45,429 --> 00:09:45,959 Okay. 200 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,359 Nate Click, you called yourself Nate Click, you can't click? 201 00:09:49,469 --> 00:09:50,000 Click off? 202 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:50,260 Yep. 203 00:09:51,889 --> 00:09:53,460 Why'd you, why'd you make that your name? 204 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,750 That's kind of weird for someone that is not wanting to click, Nate 205 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:57,160 TREY GERRALD: Click. 206 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,060 Move on. 207 00:09:58,060 --> 00:09:59,479 CHELSEY DONN: Right? 208 00:09:59,479 --> 00:10:02,050 Your name should be Nate Don't Wanna Click. 209 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:08,219 TREY GERRALD: Yeah, it's interesting to me that the first update is like, you know, I'm feeling better without this app in my life. 210 00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:11,509 And then we have two more updates about how it's terrible. 211 00:10:11,589 --> 00:10:12,679 I'm like, wait, what? 212 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,660 CHELSEY DONN: It's a little bit unhinged. 213 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:39,480 Okay, so The first part of the review confused me a little bit because it was talking about like a lack of catalog, which I find laughable because as you mentioned at the top of the show, there are so many videos on this platform and there's literally a video on YouTube for everyone in every genre you could possibly imagine. 214 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:45,655 If you want You're, I can guarantee you will find something that fits your personal algorithm. 215 00:10:45,675 --> 00:10:52,524 So I originally found that suspicious as a complaint because I was like, what do you mean like you're not finding content? 216 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,115 On the app or it's just for kids. 217 00:10:55,204 --> 00:10:56,425 I don't think that that's true. 218 00:10:56,425 --> 00:11:03,055 I think that there are things for kids, but I don't think it's all, you know, just for kids or I don't know. 219 00:11:03,115 --> 00:11:04,465 That was kind of weird to me. 220 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:07,394 That made me immediately start to not trust Neil. 221 00:11:08,354 --> 00:11:18,385 Then we started getting into the plethora of update and we really started to hone in on the ad complaint. 222 00:11:19,915 --> 00:11:22,645 TREY GERRALD: Which is an overwhelming conversation. 223 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:23,995 CHELSEY DONN: An overwhelming conversation. 224 00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:31,575 Like I said, there were even five star reviews that had five star quote unquote experiences that still mention the ads. 225 00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:33,595 I don't know how I feel about it. 226 00:11:33,615 --> 00:11:46,024 Like, aren't, aren't we at a place in life, correct me if you disagree, where if we're getting free content, we kind of expect ads at this point. 227 00:11:46,044 --> 00:11:50,574 Like we used to have cable shows where we would have to watch commercials. 228 00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:58,765 Don't we expect that we should have to watch some sort of ad, like you can pay to get ad free. 229 00:11:59,645 --> 00:12:07,525 TREY GERRALD: But that's a big sticking point in the one star reviews is that they're forcing our hand by making us pay because there's this monopoly. 230 00:12:08,885 --> 00:12:11,955 CHELSEY DONN: I mean, but somebody, I guess, like has to, I don't know. 231 00:12:11,984 --> 00:12:13,915 I don't know if I disagree with the ad model. 232 00:12:13,915 --> 00:12:21,575 I mean, yes, I think it's annoying when you watch a video and it used to be like, oh, it's three seconds and now they have these long ones if you don't press skip. 233 00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:22,555 And I 234 00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:23,864 CHELSEY DONN: do think that that's annoying. 235 00:12:24,425 --> 00:12:26,194 But I also kind of get it. 236 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,055 Like I'm not paying for this service. 237 00:12:28,055 --> 00:12:29,194 It's something that I'm doing for free. 238 00:12:29,194 --> 00:12:31,285 If it bothers me that much, 239 00:12:31,404 --> 00:12:32,594 TREY GERRALD: there's an alternative option. 240 00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:33,974 CHELSEY DONN: There is an option for me. 241 00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:34,954 So I don't know. 242 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:49,204 TREY GERRALD: I mean, I think that that's something that's very common in this unhinged one star is that clearly if you just go and scroll at the most critical reviews, It is overwhelming. 243 00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:52,704 There's a lot of feeling about too much reviews. 244 00:12:53,004 --> 00:12:53,775 Too many of them. 245 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:54,665 They last too long. 246 00:12:54,665 --> 00:12:55,844 They occur too often. 247 00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:59,064 So there's like, that's a typical experience. 248 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,434 It's so like, what? 249 00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,385 We're reading a one star review about YouTube. 250 00:13:07,865 --> 00:13:08,255 What? 251 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:12,984 Like, it kind of raises this, like, are you a disgruntled employee that got fired? 252 00:13:12,984 --> 00:13:14,284 Why do you know so much about this? 253 00:13:14,284 --> 00:13:14,885 Why CEO? 254 00:13:14,885 --> 00:13:15,305 Yeah, 255 00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:17,435 CHELSEY DONN: you're right. 256 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:22,760 I don't know, I can't tell if this person's just unhinged or if it's an inside job, but I don't know. 257 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:30,810 TREY GERRALD: But a lot of these one stars do mention, like, why is there not, like, why has there not been a big competitor, which is interesting, right? 258 00:13:30,819 --> 00:13:32,520 Like, well, hello, Shark Tank. 259 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:56,399 Um, Spelling grammar here also I just want to quickly say is like generally it's okay but there are some instances where like they aren't doing capitals like it's neither here nor there you get the point you can read it but um I feel like they're like kind of shady I think it's shady too it's just a little like oh to your point originally about the content like you Isn't that just your algorithm? 260 00:13:56,399 --> 00:13:58,169 Like you have to train your algorithm a little bit. 261 00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:02,250 Like does, does like a niece or nephew or like, does Neil, Nate have kids? 262 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,720 Like, is there someone else watching stuff on their account? 263 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,470 Therefore you're getting all these kid oriented things. 264 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:07,639 Like 265 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,129 CHELSEY DONN: engaging 266 00:14:10,129 --> 00:14:13,300 TREY GERRALD: with the app and you'll get the catalog of stuff you want to say. 267 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:13,560 Like 268 00:14:14,189 --> 00:14:14,900 CHELSEY DONN: who hurt you? 269 00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:15,670 I don't understand. 270 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,380 Something, something's like a little off. 271 00:14:18,145 --> 00:14:25,485 TREY GERRALD: And the whole, like, there is a lot of Doth protesting too much about, Goodbye, YouTube, I'm leaving YouTube, I'm feeling much better without YouTube. 272 00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:26,135 And then it's like, Hello 273 00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:28,055 CHELSEY DONN: again, here I am. 274 00:14:28,474 --> 00:14:35,035 TREY GERRALD: And even if you did delete YouTube and you're not using it, Then get off of the App Store and leave reviews for it. 275 00:14:35,044 --> 00:14:36,674 Like, if you're gonna leave it, leave it. 276 00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:39,105 CHELSEY DONN: Like an extra, like, why are you so obsessed with me? 277 00:14:39,115 --> 00:14:39,345 Like, 278 00:14:40,235 --> 00:14:40,725 TREY GERRALD: why are you 279 00:14:40,805 --> 00:14:42,394 CHELSEY DONN: so obsessed with me? 280 00:14:42,395 --> 00:14:42,845 You're only 281 00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:43,834 TREY GERRALD: hurting yourself, baby. 282 00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:44,605 CHELSEY DONN: Exactly. 283 00:14:44,645 --> 00:14:46,064 Babe, let it go. 284 00:14:46,194 --> 00:14:47,595 We don't need the update. 285 00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:50,164 This would have been fine without the additional updates. 286 00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:50,775 We didn't need it. 287 00:14:50,784 --> 00:14:51,875 It didn't add anything. 288 00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:55,244 TREY GERRALD: Well, so like there, so like, what's the value here? 289 00:14:55,754 --> 00:15:02,655 CHELSEY DONN: I mean, I don't think that there is that much value other than like what you can read in any other review in the app store, which is that they're ads. 290 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:03,155 Okay, great. 291 00:15:03,165 --> 00:15:03,725 Moving on. 292 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,185 TREY GERRALD: And then what about all these claims about, like, the fake reviews? 293 00:15:07,685 --> 00:15:12,684 CHELSEY DONN: Weird, and like, I don't, I don't even understand what they're saying, because the statistics are very odd. 294 00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:23,064 It was like, thank you for bringing that up, it said a very small amount of five star reviews, extremely small amount of the five star reviews are fake. 295 00:15:23,434 --> 00:15:24,894 Okay, who cares? 296 00:15:26,254 --> 00:15:29,255 It's not like they said the vast majority of five star reviews are fake. 297 00:15:29,785 --> 00:15:30,905 A very small amount? 298 00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:32,655 That's, that's marginal. 299 00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:33,605 Who cares? 300 00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:33,619 Who cares? 301 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:37,619 TREY GERRALD: I'm just, I'm like, I'm not following. 302 00:15:37,619 --> 00:15:40,060 I feel like, I feel like something else is going on for Nate. 303 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:40,239 I think 304 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,160 CHELSEY DONN: something's happening for Nate. 305 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:48,560 I'm getting like a vibe of like, I don't want to like make, minimize it, but that there's, there's a problem in Nate's life and they're taking it out on YouTube. 306 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:53,839 Not literally like by putting a vlog, but they're taking it out on the app store. 307 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:59,739 TREY GERRALD: Which, like, the impact here, like, is this going to keep me from downloading it, and No. 308 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:00,349 No? 309 00:16:00,349 --> 00:16:09,789 And I don't even understand there are a lot of ads, and like, if there are fake reviews, like, maybe that is happening, but like, they don't really support the claim in any impactful way. 310 00:16:10,829 --> 00:16:11,539 And also, they're just 311 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:12,319 CHELSEY DONN: hurting themselves. 312 00:16:12,719 --> 00:16:15,530 TREY GERRALD: It feels, yeah, like, if it's bad for you, then leave. 313 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,489 Yeah, I agree. 314 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,349 You want to crown Nate? 315 00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:19,040 I can crown Nate. 316 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,850 All right, let's do it. 317 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,849 The queens are tabulating. 318 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,589 Total score. 319 00:16:28,825 --> 00:16:30,235 CHELSEY DONN: Okay, I'm holding up a half crown. 320 00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:31,685 Trey's holding up one crown. 321 00:16:31,705 --> 00:16:32,375 I'll go first. 322 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:35,335 I threw them a half crown for the ads comment. 323 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:47,295 I really think that most of what else, whatever else is in here on the updates, the updates and the information about the reviews that was very strange and the connection to the CEO is sort of neither here nor there. 324 00:16:47,295 --> 00:16:49,475 It's not really giving me any value as we stated. 325 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,585 So half crown. 326 00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:51,865 Why did you go for the full crown? 327 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:55,369 TREY GERRALD: Literally the same reasons I just said a full crown. 328 00:16:55,589 --> 00:16:56,869 I could have said half as well. 329 00:16:56,879 --> 00:17:02,090 I just, even the subject is I'm out, but you're leaving the review. 330 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:14,079 Like, so then I'm just sort of like, it's a full crown for me because I, the points that are sprinkled on there, I actually understand and I get them, but I do feel like, what? 331 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:24,035 Like, It's a little incoherent, and like, all over the place, so like, this is not more than a crown for me, no. 332 00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:25,155 CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, I agree. 333 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:28,845 It is kind of funny though, it is, it's funny, with like all of the updates. 334 00:17:28,874 --> 00:17:29,395 Because it's unhinged, 335 00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:30,135 TREY GERRALD: yeah. 336 00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:30,355 And 337 00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:36,915 CHELSEY DONN: the fact that you're right, that the subject is, I'm out, and then it's, I'm out, updated, like even that as a title, is kind of funny. 338 00:17:37,095 --> 00:17:38,005 TREY GERRALD: It is kind of funny. 339 00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:38,295 CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. 340 00:17:39,095 --> 00:17:51,844 TREY GERRALD: Alright, so then here, right here at the end of part two, based on Namaste Scott and Nate Click, where, what are you, where are you in comparing the two ends? 341 00:17:52,399 --> 00:18:13,040 CHELSEY DONN: I think that like it's probably not a full five star experience in the sense of the ads are there, but I would say my overall for like a YouTube score is probably like four and a half crowns, nearly a queen, if not a queen on most days, like I've been there where I'm just doing laundry in the background and I don't want to press skip and that is annoying. 342 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:17,050 So I want to just give that to, I just want to give that to Nate. 343 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:26,270 Subs But other than that, I really, like, would much rather sit down and have a green juice or something very healthy with Namaste 344 00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:27,710 TREY GERRALD: Scott. 345 00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:28,970 CHELSEY DONN: Wow, my brain. 346 00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:38,200 I'd rather have a green juice with Namaste Scott and hang out with him and be, like, healthy and go for a walk than, than hang out with Nate Click any day. 347 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:44,390 TREY GERRALD: Yeah, I mean, I'm very biased here because I only consume YouTube. 348 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:45,700 We don't pay for cable anymore. 349 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,210 I barely watch Netflix. 350 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,349 I can't be bothered. 351 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,830 Everything is YouTube. 352 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:55,440 I've still not purchased premium, even though I kind of want to, and I also kind of want to get YouTube TV. 353 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:59,620 Subs Based on these two reviews, there's dark energy around Nate. 354 00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:02,230 There's very positive energy around Scott. 355 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,330 So 356 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:11,140 CHELSEY DONN: it is interesting how we went so polar opposite there with the namaste and the good vibes and the, the cloud. 357 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:11,869 I'm out. 358 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,619 That is Nate. 359 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,130 I'm out. 360 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:13,899 Updated. 361 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,070 Um, I 362 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:21,730 TREY GERRALD: think it just highlights, like you get from the world what, what you put into it. 363 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:30,860 And, um, I think like it's diverse enough to have either impact, but like, I would still be interested in trying it. 364 00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:33,419 CHELSEY DONN: I mean, trying it. 365 00:19:33,429 --> 00:19:34,649 We're on 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