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usually

11 00:19:46

order

11 00:19:46

like

11 00:19:47

15

11 00:19:47

pizzas

11 00:19:48

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11 00:19:48

everybody

11 00:19:49

who's

11 00:19:49

there,

11 00:19:49

you

11 00:19:49

know,

11 00:19:50

you're

11 00:19:50

fucking

11 00:19:51

hammered.

11 00:19:51

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11 00:19:52

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11 00:19:53

dance

11 00:19:53

your

11 00:19:53

ass

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off

11 00:19:54

for

11 00:19:54

the

11 00:19:54

last

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11 00:19:55

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11 00:19:56

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11 00:19:56

some

11 00:19:56

carbs

11 00:19:57

in

11 00:19:57

your

11 00:19:57

life.

11 00:19:58

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11 00:19:58

need

11 00:19:59

something.

11 00:19:59

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11 00:20:00

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11 00:20:00

it's

11 00:20:01

always

11 00:20:01

pizza.

11 00:20:02

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11 00:20:02

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11 00:20:02

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11 00:20:02

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11 00:20:03

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11 00:20:03

a

11 00:20:03

thing.

11 00:20:03

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11 00:20:04

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11 00:20:04

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11 00:20:04

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11 00:20:04

was

11 00:20:05

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11 00:20:05

up.

11 00:20:05

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11 00:20:06

when

11 00:20:06

you

11 00:20:06

finally

11 00:20:07

started

11 00:20:07

to

11 00:20:07

believe

11 00:20:07

me

11 00:20:08

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11 00:20:08

there

11 00:20:08

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11 00:20:08

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11 00:20:09

secret

11 00:20:09

pizza,

11 00:20:10

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11 00:20:10

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11 00:20:10

to

11 00:20:11

another

11 00:20:11

cousin's

11 00:20:12

husband,

11 00:20:12

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11 00:20:12

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11 00:20:12

to

11 00:20:13

Jim,

11 00:20:13

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11 00:20:13

he

11 00:20:13

goes,

11 00:20:13

uh,

11 00:20:14

at

11 00:20:14

the

11 00:20:14

very

11 00:20:15

least,

11 00:20:15

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11 00:20:15

no

11 00:20:15

secret

11 00:20:15

pizza.

11 00:20:16

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11 00:20:16

we

11 00:20:16

hit

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up

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in

11 00:20:16

and

11 00:20:17

out?

11 00:20:17

On

11 00:20:17

our

11 00:20:17

way

11 00:20:17

back

11 00:20:17

to

11 00:20:17

the

11 00:20:17

hotel,

11 00:20:18

he

11 00:20:19

was

11 00:20:19

like,

11 00:20:19

of

11 00:20:19

course,

11 00:20:20

man.

11 00:20:21

All

11 00:20:21

the

11 00:20:21

towners

11 00:20:22

are

11 00:20:22

hitting

11 00:20:22

up

11 00:20:22

in

11 00:20:22

and

11 00:20:22

out.

11 00:20:23

Multiple

11 00:20:24

double

11 00:20:24

doubles.

11 00:20:25

Yeah,

11 00:20:25

I

11 00:20:25

was

11 00:20:26

cracking

11 00:20:26

up.

11 00:20:26

Did

11 00:20:26

not

11 00:20:27

believe

11 00:20:27

me

11 00:20:27

that

11 00:20:27

there

11 00:20:27

wouldn't

11 00:20:28

be

11 00:20:28

pizza

11 00:20:28

at

11 00:20:28

the

11 00:20:28

end.

11 00:20:29

I

11 00:20:29

didn't

11 00:20:29

realize

11 00:20:30

that

11 00:20:30

was

11 00:20:30

a

11 00:20:30

midwest

11 00:20:31

thing.

11 00:20:31

The

11 00:20:31

closest

11 00:20:32

thing

11 00:20:32

I've

11 00:20:32

ever

11 00:20:32

seen

11 00:20:33

at

11 00:20:33

a

11 00:20:33

wedding

11 00:20:33

was

11 00:20:33

a

11 00:20:34

wedding

11 00:20:34

we

11 00:20:34

went

11 00:20:34

to

11 00:20:35

out

11 00:20:35

in

11 00:20:35

the.

11 00:20:35

I

11 00:20:35

think

11 00:20:35

it's.

11 00:20:36

Cause

11 00:20:36

it's

11 00:20:36

out

11 00:20:36

in

11 00:20:36

the

11 00:20:36

middle

11 00:20:36

of

11 00:20:37

nowhere

11 00:20:37

and

11 00:20:37

like,

11 00:20:37

people

11 00:20:37

didn't

11 00:20:37

have

11 00:20:38

options.

11 00:20:38

But,

11 00:20:39

um,

11 00:20:39

it

11 00:20:40

went

11 00:20:40

pretty

11 00:20:40

late.

11 00:20:41

Like,

11 00:20:41

a

11 00:20:41

lot

11 00:20:41

of

11 00:20:41

weddings

11 00:20:42

out

11 00:20:42

here

11 00:20:42

that

11 00:20:42

close

11 00:20:42

it

11 00:20:42

or

11 00:20:42

they

11 00:20:43

end

11 00:20:43

at

11 00:20:43

ten.

11 00:20:43

Cause

11 00:20:43

they're,

11 00:20:44

you

11 00:20:44

know,

11 00:20:44

somewhat

11 00:20:44

in

11 00:20:44

the

11 00:20:45

city

11 00:20:45

or

11 00:20:45

whatever.

11 00:20:46

Uh,

11 00:20:46

this

11 00:20:46

really?

11 00:20:47

Yeah.

11 00:20:47

Oh,

11 00:20:47

yeah,

11 00:20:47

this

11 00:20:47

is

11 00:20:48

the

11 00:20:48

middle

11 00:20:48

of

11 00:20:48

nowhere.

11 00:20:48

So

11 00:20:48

it

11 00:20:48

went

11 00:20:48

to

11 00:20:49

like

11 00:20:49

eleven

11 00:20:49

or

11 00:20:49

almost

11 00:20:50

twelve

11 00:20:50

or

11 00:20:50

something.

11 00:20:51

And

11 00:20:51

after

11 00:20:52

the

11 00:20:52

caterer

11 00:20:52

or

11 00:20:53

food

11 00:20:53

people,

11 00:20:53

whatever,

11 00:20:54

they

11 00:20:54

were

11 00:20:54

finished

11 00:20:55

dinner

11 00:20:56

service,

11 00:20:57

they

11 00:20:58

started

11 00:20:58

cooking

11 00:20:59

up

11 00:20:59

piles

11 00:20:59

of

11 00:21:00

grilled

11 00:21:00

cheese

11 00:21:00

sandwiches.

11 00:21:01

And

11 00:21:01

so

11 00:21:02

at

11 00:21:02

like

11 00:21:02

930,

10 00:21:03

00

10 00:21:03

they

10 00:21:03

just

10 00:21:04

brought

10 00:21:04

out

10 00:21:04

a

10 00:21:04

fucking

10 00:21:05

mound

10 00:21:05

of

10 00:21:05

grilled

10 00:21:05

cheese.

10 00:21:06

At

10 00:21:06

which

10 00:21:06

point

10 00:21:07

everyone

10 00:21:07

lost

10 00:21:07

their

10 00:21:07

shit

10 00:21:08

and

10 00:21:08

devoured.

10 00:21:08

Interesting.

10 00:21:09

It

10 00:21:10

was

10 00:21:10

fantastic.

10 00:21:10

It

10 00:21:10

was

10 00:21:11

so

10 00:21:11

good.

10 00:21:11

So

10 00:21:12

needed.

10 00:21:12

We

10 00:21:12

were

10 00:21:12

hammered.

10 00:21:13

Wait,

10 00:21:13

so

10 00:21:14

weddings

10 00:21:14

in

10 00:21:14

the

10 00:21:14

city

10 00:21:14

will

10 00:21:15

shut

10 00:21:15

down

10 00:21:15

at

10 00:21:15

like

10 00:21:15

ten.

10 00:21:16

Oh,

10 00:21:16

yeah.

10 00:21:16

If

10 00:21:16

you're

10 00:21:16

anywhere

10 00:21:17

near

10 00:21:17

a

10 00:21:17

residence,

10 00:21:18

you

10 00:21:18

gotta

10 00:21:18

be

10 00:21:18

done

10 00:21:19

by

10 00:21:19

ten

10 00:21:19

for

10 00:21:19

noise

10 00:21:19

reasons.

10 00:21:20

Ours

10 00:21:20

was

10 00:21:20

the

10 00:21:20

same

10 00:21:21

way.

10 00:21:21

Interesting.

10 00:21:22

Yeah,

10 00:21:22

uh

10 00:21:23

huh.

10 00:21:23

You

10 00:21:23

gotta

10 00:21:23

be

10 00:21:23

like,

10 00:21:23

out

10 00:21:24

in

10 00:21:24

the

10 00:21:24

middle

10 00:21:24

fucking

10 00:21:25

nowhere

10 00:21:25

if

10 00:21:25

you

10 00:21:25

want

10 00:21:25

to

10 00:21:25

go

10 00:21:25

past

10 00:21:26

ten.

10 00:21:26

I've

10 00:21:26

never

10 00:21:27

heard

10 00:21:27

of

10 00:21:27

that

10 00:21:27

before.

10 00:21:28

Oh,

10 00:21:28

yeah.

10 00:21:28

You

10 00:21:28

gotta

10 00:21:28

be

10 00:21:28

like

10 00:21:29

miles

10 00:21:29

from

10 00:21:29

the

10 00:21:29

closest

10 00:21:30

house.

10 00:21:30

Miles.

10 00:21:31

Miles.

10 00:21:31

There's

10 00:21:32

no

10 00:21:32

way

10 00:21:32

they

10 00:21:32

can

10 00:21:32

hear

10 00:21:33

you,

10 00:21:33

otherwise

10 00:21:33

they'll

10 00:21:34

shut

10 00:21:34

you

10 00:21:34

down.

10 00:21:34

Wow,

10 00:21:37

that's

10 00:21:37

shocking.

10 00:21:38

Yeah,

10 00:21:38

that's.

10 00:21:38

That's

10 00:21:39

pretty

10 00:21:39

common

10 00:21:39

out

10 00:21:39

here.

10 00:21:39

Yeah.

10 00:21:40

It

10 00:21:40

doesn't

10 00:21:40

matter

10 00:21:40

where

10 00:21:41

you

10 00:21:41

have

10 00:21:41

a

10 00:21:41

wedding

10 00:21:41

here,

10 00:21:41

it's,

10 00:21:42

uh.

10 00:21:42

You

10 00:21:42

could

10 00:21:43

have

10 00:21:43

it

10 00:21:43

in

10 00:21:43

a

10 00:21:43

hotel.

10 00:21:44

Yeah,

10 00:21:44

that

10 00:21:44

was.

10 00:21:45

That's

10 00:21:46

fucking

10 00:21:46

crazy.

10 00:21:47

Our

10 00:21:47

wedding

10 00:21:47

venue

10 00:21:47

was

10 00:21:48

super

10 00:21:48

strict

10 00:21:48

about

10 00:21:48

it.

10 00:21:48

They

10 00:21:48

were

10 00:21:49

so

10 00:21:49

cool

10 00:21:49

about

10 00:21:49

literally

10 00:21:50

everything

10 00:21:50

except

10 00:21:51

this.

10 00:21:51

And

10 00:21:51

it

10 00:21:51

was.

10 00:21:52

If

10 00:21:52

your

10 00:21:52

guests

10 00:21:53

aren't

10 00:21:53

out

10 00:21:54

of

10 00:21:54

here

10 00:21:54

by

10 00:21:54

1030,

10 00:21:55

like,

10 00:21:55

they

10 00:21:55

must

10 00:21:56

be

10 00:21:56

leaving

10 00:21:56

at

10 00:21:56

ten,

10 00:21:57

and

10 00:21:57

if

10 00:21:57

they

10 00:21:57

haven't

10 00:21:57

driven

10 00:21:57

away

10 00:21:58

by

10 00:21:58

1030,

10 00:21:59

you

10 00:21:59

will

10 00:21:59

get

10 00:21:59

fined.

10 00:22:00

I

10 00:22:00

was

10 00:22:00

like,

10 00:22:00

holy

10 00:22:00

shit.

10 00:22:01

So

10 00:22:02

what

10 00:22:02

time

10 00:22:02

does

10 00:22:02

everything.

10 00:22:03

Does

10 00:22:03

it

10 00:22:03

all

10 00:22:03

start

10 00:22:03

early

10 00:22:04

then

10 00:22:04

or

10 00:22:04

what?

10 00:22:05

Hers

10 00:22:06

started

10 00:22:06

at

10 00:22:06

four,

10 00:22:07

like,

10 00:22:07

ceremony

10 00:22:08

started

10 00:22:08

at

10 00:22:08

430.

10 00:22:09

My

10 00:22:10

ceremony

10 00:22:10

started

10 00:22:10

at

10 00:22:10

530.

10 00:22:11

I

10 00:22:12

didn't

10 00:22:12

want

10 00:22:12

it

10 00:22:12

to

10 00:22:12

be

10 00:22:12

too

10 00:22:12

warm

10 00:22:13

for

10 00:22:13

people,

10 00:22:13

so

10 00:22:13

we

10 00:22:13

pushed

10 00:22:14

it

10 00:22:14

back

10 00:22:14

an

10 00:22:14

hour.

10 00:22:15

Okay.

10 00:22:16

Yeah.

10 00:22:16

I

10 00:22:16

don't

10 00:22:17

know.

10 00:22:17

Not

10 00:22:17

really.

10 00:22:18

So

10 00:22:18

then

10 00:22:18

it

10 00:22:19

only

10 00:22:19

goes

10 00:22:19

till

10 00:22:19

ten?

10 00:22:20

Yeah.

10 00:22:20

So

10 00:22:20

four

10 00:22:21

and

10 00:22:21

a

10 00:22:21

half.

10 00:22:21

Five

10 00:22:21

and

10 00:22:21

a

10 00:22:21

half

10 00:22:21

hours.

10 00:22:22

So

10 00:22:22

between

10 00:22:22

dinner

10 00:22:23

you

10 00:22:23

only

10 00:22:23

have

10 00:22:23

like

10 00:22:24

2

10 00:22:24

hours

10 00:22:24

of

10 00:22:24

dancing.

10 00:22:25

Yeah.

10 00:22:26

And

10 00:22:26

like,

10 00:22:26

at

10 00:22:26

her

10 00:22:26

wedding,

10 00:22:27

some

10 00:22:27

of

10 00:22:27

the

10 00:22:28

speeches

10 00:22:28

were

10 00:22:28

quite

10 00:22:29

long

10 00:22:29

winded.

10 00:22:30

It's

10 00:22:30

like,

10 00:22:30

hey,

10 00:22:31

man,

10 00:22:31

you're

10 00:22:31

cutting

10 00:22:31

into

10 00:22:31

my

10 00:22:31

drinking

10 00:22:32

time.

10 00:22:33

I

10 00:22:33

need

10 00:22:33

to

10 00:22:33

go

10 00:22:33

get

10 00:22:33

another

10 00:22:34

beverage

10 00:22:34

and

10 00:22:34

you

10 00:22:34

need

10 00:22:35

to

10 00:22:35

shut

10 00:22:35

up.

10 00:22:36

Oh,

10 00:22:37

man.

10 00:22:37

Sorry.

10 00:22:38

I

10 00:22:38

asked

10 00:22:38

about

10 00:22:38

your

10 00:22:38

drinking

10 00:22:40

and

10 00:22:40

if

10 00:22:40

you

10 00:22:40

slowed

10 00:22:40

it

10 00:22:41

down

10 00:22:41

because

10 00:22:41

you

10 00:22:41

didn't

10 00:22:41

want

10 00:22:41

to

10 00:22:42

fuck

10 00:22:42

up.

10 00:22:43

When

10 00:22:43

I

10 00:22:43

got

10 00:22:43

married,

10 00:22:44

I

10 00:22:44

was

10 00:22:45

so

10 00:22:45

nervous

10 00:22:46

not

10 00:22:46

whether

10 00:22:47

or

10 00:22:47

not

10 00:22:47

my

10 00:22:47

wife

10 00:22:47

was

10 00:22:47

going

10 00:22:47

to

10 00:22:48

say

10 00:22:48

yes

10 00:22:48

or

10 00:22:49

no.

10 00:22:49

Sure.

10 00:22:50

Like

10 00:22:50

with

10 00:22:50

the

10 00:22:50

I

10 00:22:50

do

10 00:22:50

thing,

10 00:22:51

but

10 00:22:51

it's

10 00:22:52

just

10 00:22:52

like,

10 00:22:52

it's.

10 00:22:53

Weddings

10 00:22:53

are

10 00:22:53

kind

10 00:22:53

of

10 00:22:53

a

10 00:22:54

big

10 00:22:54

deal,

10 00:22:54

you

10 00:22:54

know?

10 00:22:55

Yeah.

10 00:22:55

You

10 00:22:55

don't

10 00:22:55

want

10 00:22:55

to

10 00:22:55

flies

10 00:22:55

on

10 00:22:56

you,

10 00:22:56

the

10 00:22:56

spotlight.

10 00:22:57

You

10 00:22:57

want

10 00:22:57

to

10 00:22:57

fuck

10 00:22:58

anything

10 00:22:58

up.

10 00:22:58

Dude,

10 00:22:59

I

10 00:22:59

had

10 00:22:59

like

10 00:23:00

four

10 00:23:00

vodka

10 00:23:01

Red

10 00:23:01

Bulls

10 00:23:03

before

10 00:23:04

the

10 00:23:05

ceremony.

10 00:23:06

Just

10 00:23:06

like

10 00:23:07

completely.

10 00:23:08

Just

10 00:23:08

nervous,

10 00:23:09

out

10 00:23:09

of

10 00:23:10

my

10 00:23:10

mind.

10 00:23:10

Completely

10 00:23:11

hated

10 00:23:11

it.

10 00:23:12

I

10 00:23:12

once,

10 00:23:13

once

10 00:23:13

we

10 00:23:13

got

10 00:23:13

married,

10 00:23:13

it

10 00:23:14

was

10 00:23:14

fucking

10 00:23:15

all.

10 00:23:15

All

10 00:23:15

bets

10 00:23:16

were

10 00:23:16

off.

10 00:23:16

Is

10 00:23:16

great.

10 00:23:16

So

10 00:23:17

I

10 00:23:17

was

10 00:23:17

not

10 00:23:17

that

10 00:23:17

nervous,

10 00:23:18

like,

10 00:23:18

as

10 00:23:19

I

10 00:23:19

could

10 00:23:19

have

10 00:23:19

been,

10 00:23:19

because

10 00:23:19

I'm.

10 00:23:20

I

10 00:23:20

do.

10 00:23:21

Growing

10 00:23:21

up,

10 00:23:21

public

10 00:23:22

speaking,

10 00:23:22

getting

10 00:23:22

in

10 00:23:22

front

10 00:23:23

of

10 00:23:23

class,

10 00:23:23

all

10 00:23:23

that

10 00:23:24

was

10 00:23:24

my

10 00:23:24

biggest

10 00:23:25

nightmare.

10 00:23:26

And

10 00:23:27

obviously,

10 00:23:28

I

10 00:23:28

think

10 00:23:28

the

10 00:23:28

podcast

10 00:23:28

is

10 00:23:29

helpful.

10 00:23:29

That's

10 00:23:29

still

10 00:23:29

like,

10 00:23:29

you

10 00:23:29

know,

10 00:23:30

very

10 00:23:30

intimate.

10 00:23:30

One

10 00:23:30

to

10 00:23:31

one

10 00:23:31

or

10 00:23:32

one

10 00:23:32

to

10 00:23:32

two

10 00:23:32

or

10 00:23:32

whatever.

10 00:23:33

But

10 00:23:33

my

10 00:23:34

wedding,

10 00:23:34

I

10 00:23:34

wasn't

10 00:23:34

too

10 00:23:35

nervous.

10 00:23:35

I

10 00:23:35

got

10 00:23:35

a

10 00:23:35

little

10 00:23:35

nervous

10 00:23:36

when

10 00:23:36

I

10 00:23:36

had

10 00:23:36

to

10 00:23:36

read

10 00:23:36

the

10 00:23:37

vows.

10 00:23:37

I

10 00:23:37

was

10 00:23:37

like,

10 00:23:37

don't

10 00:23:37

fuck

10 00:23:38

up.

10 00:23:38

Just

10 00:23:38

read.

10 00:23:40

And

10 00:23:40

I

10 00:23:40

think

10 00:23:41

I

10 00:23:41

was

10 00:23:41

even

10 00:23:41

less

10 00:23:42

nervous

10 00:23:42

in

10 00:23:43

a

10 00:23:43

good

10 00:23:43

way

10 00:23:43

for,

10 00:23:43

like,

10 00:23:43

for

10 00:23:44

my

10 00:23:44

sisters.

10 00:23:44

Like,

10 00:23:45

I

10 00:23:45

wasn't

10 00:23:45

not

10 00:23:46

nervous.

10 00:23:46

You

10 00:23:46

know,

10 00:23:47

it

10 00:23:47

wasn't

10 00:23:47

like,

10 00:23:47

hey,

10 00:23:47

this

10 00:23:47

is

10 00:23:47

gonna

10 00:23:48

be

10 00:23:48

easy

10 00:23:48

peasy.

10 00:23:48

Like,

10 00:23:48

I

10 00:23:48

was

10 00:23:49

pretty

10 00:23:49

nervous,

10 00:23:49

but

10 00:23:49

it

10 00:23:49

wasn't

10 00:23:50

like,

10 00:23:50

you

10 00:23:51

know,

10 00:23:51

undoably

10 00:23:51

nervous.

10 00:23:52

I.

10 00:23:52

Yeah,

10 00:23:52

I

10 00:23:53

did

10 00:23:53

it

10 00:23:53

sober

10 00:23:53

and

10 00:23:53

all

10 00:23:53

that

10 00:23:53

stuff.

10 00:23:54

But

10 00:23:54

for

10 00:23:54

my

10 00:23:54

wedding,

10 00:23:55

we.

10 00:23:55

The

10 00:23:56

venue

10 00:23:56

was,

10 00:23:57

I

10 00:23:57

don't

10 00:23:57

know,

10 00:23:57

5

10 00:23:58

miles

10 00:23:58

from

10 00:23:58

our

10 00:23:59

house.

10 00:23:59

So

10 00:24:00

the

10 00:24:00

girls

10 00:24:01

went

10 00:24:01

to

10 00:24:01

the

10 00:24:01

venue

10 00:24:01

to

10 00:24:01

get

10 00:24:01

ready.

10 00:24:01

The

10 00:24:02

guy

10 00:24:02

stayed

10 00:24:02

at

10 00:24:02

my

10 00:24:02

house,

10 00:24:03

and

10 00:24:03

we

10 00:24:04

just

10 00:24:04

started

10 00:24:04

cracking

10 00:24:04

open

10 00:24:04

barrel

10 00:24:05

aged

10 00:24:05

beers

10 00:24:06

and

10 00:24:06

all

10 00:24:07

kinds

10 00:24:07

of

10 00:24:07

good

10 00:24:07

shit

10 00:24:08

and

10 00:24:08

had

10 00:24:08

a

10 00:24:08

nice

10 00:24:08

little

10 00:24:09

buzz

10 00:24:09

going

10 00:24:09

by

10 00:24:09

the

10 00:24:09

time

10 00:24:10

wedding

10 00:24:10

started.

10 00:24:11

And

10 00:24:11

then,

10 00:24:11

you

10 00:24:12

know,

10 00:24:12

sobered

10 00:24:13

up

10 00:24:13

because

10 00:24:13

the

10 00:24:13

wedding,

10 00:24:14

plus

10 00:24:14

photos

10 00:24:14

took

10 00:24:14

forever.

10 00:24:15

And

10 00:24:16

then

10 00:24:16

as

10 00:24:16

the

10 00:24:16

reception

10 00:24:17

kicked

10 00:24:17

in,

10 00:24:17

Nick

10 00:24:18

made

10 00:24:18

sure

10 00:24:18

that

10 00:24:18

my

10 00:24:19

hand

10 00:24:19

was

10 00:24:19

never

10 00:24:20

without

10 00:24:20

beer.

10 00:24:20

Never

10 00:24:21

without.

10 00:24:21

That's

10 00:24:21

classic

10 00:24:22

Nick

10 00:24:22

move.

10 00:24:22

Yeah,

10 00:24:22

classic

10 00:24:23

Nick

10 00:24:23

move.

10 00:24:23

Boy,

10 00:24:24

was

10 00:24:24

I

10 00:24:24

shittered

10 00:24:24

by

10 00:24:24

the

10 00:24:25

end

10 00:24:25

of

10 00:24:25

the

10 00:24:25

night.

10 00:24:25

Yeah.

10 00:24:26

See,

10 00:24:26

and

10 00:24:26

that.

10 00:24:26

So

10 00:24:27

I

10 00:24:27

was

10 00:24:27

really

10 00:24:27

nervous

10 00:24:27

for

10 00:24:28

my

10 00:24:28

wedding,

10 00:24:29

and

10 00:24:29

then

10 00:24:29

I

10 00:24:29

had

10 00:24:29

to

10 00:24:30

speak

10 00:24:30

at

10 00:24:30

my

10 00:24:31

best

10 00:24:31

friend's

10 00:24:31

wedding.

10 00:24:31

So

10 00:24:32

I

10 00:24:32

wasn't

10 00:24:32

the

10 00:24:32

best

10 00:24:32

man.

10 00:24:33

His

10 00:24:33

brother

10 00:24:34

was.

10 00:24:34

But

10 00:24:35

because

10 00:24:35

we

10 00:24:35

had

10 00:24:36

been

10 00:24:36

best

10 00:24:36

friends

10 00:24:36

for,

10 00:24:36

like,

10 00:24:37

26

10 00:24:37

years

10 00:24:37

or

10 00:24:38

something

10 00:24:38

like

10 00:24:38

that,

10 00:24:39

he

10 00:24:39

said,

10 00:24:39

hey,

10 00:24:39

I

10 00:24:39

really

10 00:24:40

want

10 00:24:40

you

10 00:24:40

to,

10 00:24:40

you

10 00:24:41

know,

10 00:24:41

write

10 00:24:41

something

10 00:24:41

up.

10 00:24:42

Yeah.

10 00:24:43

Not

10 00:24:43

a.

10 00:24:43

Not

10 00:24:43

a

10 00:24:43

single

10 00:24:44

nerve

10 00:24:44

in

10 00:24:44

my

10 00:24:44

body

10 00:24:45

for

10 00:24:45

that.

10 00:24:45

Interesting.

10 00:24:46

Like,

10 00:24:46

I

10 00:24:46

was

10 00:24:47

like.

10 00:24:47

I

10 00:24:47

wrote

10 00:24:47

it

10 00:24:48

super

10 00:24:48

easily.

10 00:24:49

Um,

10 00:24:50

like,

10 00:24:50

it

10 00:24:50

just

10 00:24:50

fell

10 00:24:51

right

10 00:24:51

out

10 00:24:51

onto

10 00:24:52

paper.

10 00:24:52

And

10 00:24:53

when

10 00:24:53

I

10 00:24:53

had

10 00:24:53

to,

10 00:24:54

you

10 00:24:54

know,

10 00:24:54

say

10 00:24:55

it

10 00:24:55

in

10 00:24:55

front

10 00:24:55

of,

10 00:24:55

whatever,

10 00:24:56

300

10 00:24:57

people,

10 00:24:57

I

10 00:24:58

was

10 00:24:58

completely

10 00:24:59

composed.

10 00:25:00

That's

10 00:25:00

pretty

10 00:25:00

good.

10 00:25:01

So

10 00:25:01

I

10 00:25:01

don't

10 00:25:02

know

10 00:25:02

if

10 00:25:02

it's

10 00:25:02

just

10 00:25:02

because,

10 00:25:03

you

10 00:25:03

know,

10 00:25:04

like,

10 00:25:04

your

10 00:25:04

wedding

10 00:25:04

is

10 00:25:05

your

10 00:25:05

wedding,

10 00:25:05

and

10 00:25:05

you

10 00:25:06

think,

10 00:25:06

you

10 00:25:06

know,

10 00:25:06

you

10 00:25:06

just

10 00:25:07

want

10 00:25:07

it

10 00:25:07

to

10 00:25:07

go.

10 00:25:07

Yeah,

10 00:25:08

perfect.

10 00:25:09

Or

10 00:25:09

just,

10 00:25:09

you

10 00:25:09

know,

10 00:25:10

whatever.

10 00:25:10

Yeah.

10 00:25:11

Well,

10 00:25:11

if

10 00:25:11

you

10 00:25:11

fuck

10 00:25:11

it

10 00:25:11

up,

10 00:25:11

your

10 00:25:11

wife's

10 00:25:12

gonna

10 00:25:12

be

10 00:25:12

mad

10 00:25:12

at

10 00:25:12

you.

10 00:25:13

Exactly.

10 00:25:14

Yeah.

10 00:25:14

So

10 00:25:15

to

10 00:25:15

do

10 00:25:15

it

10 00:25:15

for

10 00:25:15

somebody

10 00:25:15

else,

10 00:25:16

it's

10 00:25:16

just

10 00:25:16

like,

10 00:25:16

that.

10 00:25:16

Pressure's

10 00:25:17

off

10 00:25:17

you.

10 00:25:18

Yeah.

10 00:25:18

But

10 00:25:19

not

10 00:25:19

being

10 00:25:19

an

10 00:25:19

officiant,

10 00:25:20

I

10 00:25:20

feel

10 00:25:20

like

10 00:25:20

that'd

10 00:25:20

be

10 00:25:20

very,

10 00:25:21

very

10 00:25:21

stressful.

10 00:25:22

Yeah.

10 00:25:22

A

10 00:25:22

lot

10 00:25:22

of

10 00:25:23

eyes

10 00:25:23

on

10 00:25:23

me

10 00:25:23

throughout

10 00:25:24

that

10 00:25:24

process.

10 00:25:25

Yeah.

10 00:25:26

I've

10 00:25:26

never

10 00:25:26

been

10 00:25:26

the

10 00:25:27

best

10 00:25:27

man.

10 00:25:28

I've

10 00:25:28

been

10 00:25:28

in

10 00:25:28

weddings.

10 00:25:29

I

10 00:25:29

thought,

10 00:25:30

this

10 00:25:30

is

10 00:25:30

gonna

10 00:25:30

sound

10 00:25:31

like

10 00:25:31

I

10 00:25:31

was

10 00:25:31

jealous

10 00:25:31

or

10 00:25:31

something.

10 00:25:31

I

10 00:25:32

wasn't.

10 00:25:32

I

10 00:25:32

thought

10 00:25:32

I

10 00:25:33

was

10 00:25:33

gonna

10 00:25:33

be

10 00:25:33

the

10 00:25:33

best

10 00:25:33

man

10 00:25:33

at

10 00:25:33

someone's

10 00:25:34

wedding

10 00:25:34

once,

10 00:25:34

and

10 00:25:35

I

10 00:25:35

was

10 00:25:35

like,

10 00:25:35

fuck,

10 00:25:35

that

10 00:25:35

means

10 00:25:36

I

10 00:25:36

gotta

10 00:25:36

come

10 00:25:36

up

10 00:25:36

with

10 00:25:36

a

10 00:25:36

speech

10 00:25:37

and

10 00:25:37

do

10 00:25:37

a

10 00:25:37

speech.

10 00:25:37

It's

10 00:25:38

a

10 00:25:38

lot

10 00:25:38

of

10 00:25:38

responsibility.

10 00:25:39

Yeah.

10 00:25:39

I've

10 00:25:40

always

10 00:25:40

been

10 00:25:40

nervous

10 00:25:41

about

10 00:25:41

having

10 00:25:41

to

10 00:25:41

do

10 00:25:41

like

10 00:25:41

a

10 00:25:41

best

10 00:25:42

man

10 00:25:42

speech.

10 00:25:43

I'd

10 00:25:43

be

10 00:25:43

nervous

10 00:25:43

for

10 00:25:44

planning

10 00:25:44

the

10 00:25:44

bachelor

10 00:25:45

party

10 00:25:45

because

10 00:25:45

I'm

10 00:25:45

not

10 00:25:46

that

10 00:25:46

fun

10 00:25:46

of

10 00:25:46

a

10 00:25:46

guy.

10 00:25:47

You're

10 00:25:48

not

10 00:25:48

a

10 00:25:48

mushroom?

10 00:25:48

Not

10 00:25:48

a

10 00:25:49

fun

10 00:25:49

guy?

10 00:25:49

No.

10 00:25:49

I

10 00:25:50

don't

10 00:25:50

know

10 00:25:50

how

10 00:25:50

to

10 00:25:50

do

10 00:25:50

anything

10 00:25:51

fun

10 00:25:51

or

10 00:25:51

planning

10 00:25:51

anything

10 00:25:51

fun,

10 00:25:52

actually.

10 00:25:53

I've

10 00:25:53

never

10 00:25:53

been

10 00:25:53

a

10 00:25:53

best

10 00:25:53

man

10 00:25:54

either.

10 00:25:54

Cheers

10 00:25:55

to

10 00:25:55

you,

10 00:25:55

bud.

10 00:25:55

Yeah.

10 00:25:56

Yeah.

10 00:25:56

Cheers

10 00:25:56

to

10 00:25:57

not

10 00:25:57

having

10 00:25:57

to

10 00:25:58

do

10 00:25:58

that.

10 00:25:58

But

10 00:25:58

I

10 00:25:59

actually

10 00:25:59

think

10 00:25:59

I'd

10 00:25:59

be

10 00:25:59

okay

10 00:26:00

at

10 00:26:00

planning

10 00:26:00

the

10 00:26:00

bachelor

10 00:26:00

party,

10 00:26:01

assuming

10 00:26:01

we

10 00:26:01

had

10 00:26:01

similar

10 00:26:02

interests,

10 00:26:02

like

10 00:26:02

I,

10 00:26:03

you

10 00:26:03

know,

10 00:26:03

things

10 00:26:03

I

10 00:26:03

knew

10 00:26:04

about

10 00:26:04

and

10 00:26:04

could

10 00:26:04

plan

10 00:26:04

about

10 00:26:05

or

10 00:26:05

close

10 00:26:06

enough,

10 00:26:06

you

10 00:26:06

know.

10 00:26:07

So

10 00:26:07

here

10 00:26:08

you

10 00:26:08

just

10 00:26:08

hope

10 00:26:08

that

10 00:26:09

somebody's

10 00:26:10

bachelor

10 00:26:10

party

10 00:26:10

is

10 00:26:10

going

10 00:26:10

to

10 00:26:11

be

10 00:26:11

like,

10 00:26:11

drink

10 00:26:11

baseball

10 00:26:12

season.

10 00:26:12

Cause

10 00:26:13

then

10 00:26:13

you

10 00:26:13

could

10 00:26:13

just

10 00:26:13

usually

10 00:26:14

just

10 00:26:14

plan,

10 00:26:14

like,

10 00:26:14

a

10 00:26:14

big

10 00:26:15

tailgate

10 00:26:15

at

10 00:26:15

a

10 00:26:15

brewer

10 00:26:16

game,

10 00:26:16

and

10 00:26:17

then

10 00:26:17

you

10 00:26:17

do,

10 00:26:17

like,

10 00:26:18

some

10 00:26:18

breakfast

10 00:26:18

beers

10 00:26:19

or,

10 00:26:20

like,

10 00:26:20

a

10 00:26:21

brewery

10 00:26:21

tour

10 00:26:21

before

10 00:26:22

that.

10 00:26:22

And

10 00:26:23

that's

10 00:26:23

kind

10 00:26:23

of

10 00:26:23

what

10 00:26:24

we

10 00:26:24

did

10 00:26:24

for

10 00:26:24

ours.

10 00:26:25

Like.

10 00:26:25

Like

10 00:26:25

my

10 00:26:26

bachelor

10 00:26:26

party

10 00:26:26

was.

10 00:26:27

Went

10 00:26:27

out

10 00:26:27

and

10 00:26:28

got

10 00:26:28

breakfast.

10 00:26:28

Some

10 00:26:29

guys

10 00:26:29

got,

10 00:26:29

you

10 00:26:29

know,

10 00:26:29

bloodies,

10 00:26:30

mimosas,

10 00:26:30

et

10 00:26:31

cetera,

10 00:26:31

cruised

10 00:26:32

down

10 00:26:32

to

10 00:26:32

lakefront

10 00:26:33

for

10 00:26:33

their

10 00:26:33

brewery

10 00:26:33

tour.

10 00:26:34

Everybody

10 00:26:34

had,

10 00:26:34

like,

10 00:26:35

four

10 00:26:35

or

10 00:26:35

five,

10 00:26:35

six

10 00:26:35

beers.

10 00:26:37

Then

10 00:26:37

we

10 00:26:38

headed

10 00:26:38

out

10 00:26:38

to

10 00:26:38

the

10 00:26:38

cigar

10 00:26:39

bar,

10 00:26:39

where

10 00:26:39

we

10 00:26:39

had

10 00:26:40

more

10 00:26:40

alcohol,

10 00:26:41

some

10 00:26:43

laxing,

10 00:26:43

cigars.

10 00:26:44

A

10 00:26:44

couple

10 00:26:44

guys

10 00:26:44

who

10 00:26:45

don't

10 00:26:45

smoke

10 00:26:45

walked

10 00:26:46

to

10 00:26:46

the

10 00:26:46

dive

10 00:26:47

bar

10 00:26:47

across

10 00:26:47

the

10 00:26:47

street

10 00:26:48

and

10 00:26:48

started

10 00:26:48

playing

10 00:26:49

bar

10 00:26:50

games

10 00:26:50

with

10 00:26:50

the

10 00:26:50

bartender.

10 00:26:51

Sure.

10 00:26:52

So

10 00:26:52

they

10 00:26:52

came

10 00:26:53

back

10 00:26:53

completely

10 00:26:53

shittered.

10 00:26:54

Perfect.

10 00:26:55

And

10 00:26:55

then

10 00:26:55

after

10 00:26:56

everybody's

10 00:26:57

already

10 00:26:57

shittered,

10 00:26:58

we

10 00:26:59

went

10 00:26:59

and

10 00:26:59

tailgated

10 00:27:00

the

10 00:27:00

brewer

10 00:27:00

game

10 00:27:00

and

10 00:27:01

drank

10 00:27:01

even

10 00:27:01

more

10 00:27:02

beer,

10 00:27:02

as

10 00:27:03

one

10 00:27:03

does.

10 00:27:03

Yeah.

10 00:27:04

And

10 00:27:04

then

10 00:27:04

we

10 00:27:04

went

10 00:27:04

to

10 00:27:05

the

10 00:27:05

strip

10 00:27:05

club,

10 00:27:05

and

10 00:27:05

my

10 00:27:05

wife

10 00:27:06

picked

10 00:27:06

me

10 00:27:06

up

10 00:27:07

from

10 00:27:07

the.

10 00:27:07

She

10 00:27:07

picked

10 00:27:07

you

10 00:27:08

up

10 00:27:08

from

10 00:27:08

the

10 00:27:08

strip

10 00:27:08

club?

10 00:27:08

Yeah.

10 00:27:09

I

10 00:27:09

ever

10 00:27:09

tell

10 00:27:09

you

10 00:27:09

the

10 00:27:09

story?

10 00:27:10

No.

10 00:27:11

Oh,

10 00:27:11

man.

10 00:27:11

Did

10 00:27:11

she

10 00:27:12

know

10 00:27:12

she

10 00:27:12

was

10 00:27:12

going

10 00:27:13

to

10 00:27:13

pick

10 00:27:13

you

10 00:27:13

up?

10 00:27:14

No,

10 00:27:14

and

10 00:27:14

I

10 00:27:14

didn't

10 00:27:15

know

10 00:27:15

she

10 00:27:15

was

10 00:27:15

coming.

10 00:27:17

This

10 00:27:18

was

10 00:27:18

one

10 00:27:18

of

10 00:27:19

the

10 00:27:19

worst

10 00:27:19

times

10 00:27:19

of

10 00:27:19

my

10 00:27:19

life.

10 00:27:20

So,

10 00:27:21

you

10 00:27:21

know,

10 00:27:21

we

10 00:27:22

get

10 00:27:22

done

10 00:27:22

with

10 00:27:22

the

10 00:27:22

brewer

10 00:27:22

game,

10 00:27:23

and

10 00:27:23

we

10 00:27:23

still

10 00:27:23

have,

10 00:27:24

like,

10 00:27:24

a

10 00:27:24

pretty

10 00:27:24

big

10 00:27:24

crew

10 00:27:24

of

10 00:27:25

guys.

10 00:27:25

It's

10 00:27:25

probably,

10 00:27:25

like

10 00:27:25

22

10 00:27:26

of

10 00:27:26

us.

10 00:27:26

And

10 00:27:27

we

10 00:27:27

left

10 00:27:28

the

10 00:27:28

game.

10 00:27:28

We're

10 00:27:28

like,

10 00:27:28

all

10 00:27:28

right,

10 00:27:29

you

10 00:27:29

know,

10 00:27:29

we're

10 00:27:29

going

10 00:27:29

to

10 00:27:29

head

10 00:27:29

out

10 00:27:29

to

10 00:27:30

the.

10 00:27:30

The

10 00:27:31

big

10 00:27:31

strip

10 00:27:32

club

10 00:27:32

here

10 00:27:32

was

10 00:27:32

called

10 00:27:32

silk.

10 00:27:33

Okay.

10 00:27:34

So

10 00:27:34

it's

10 00:27:34

connected

10 00:27:35

to

10 00:27:35

a

10 00:27:35

sports

10 00:27:35

bar,

10 00:27:36

same

10 00:27:37

building,

10 00:27:37

you

10 00:27:37

know,

10 00:27:38

but

10 00:27:38

you

10 00:27:38

still

10 00:27:38

have

10 00:27:38

to

10 00:27:38

go

10 00:27:38

around,

10 00:27:39

enter

10 00:27:39

the

10 00:27:40

club.

10 00:27:40

So

10 00:27:40

we

10 00:27:40

went

10 00:27:40

to

10 00:27:40

the

10 00:27:41

sports

10 00:27:41

bar

10 00:27:41

for

10 00:27:42

a

10 00:27:42

little

10 00:27:42

bit,

10 00:27:42

had

10 00:27:42

a

10 00:27:42

couple

10 00:27:42

drinks,

10 00:27:42

go

10 00:27:43

over

10 00:27:43

to

10 00:27:43

the

10 00:27:43

strip

10 00:27:44

club,

10 00:27:44

because

10 00:27:44

they.

10 00:27:45

At

03 00:27:45

00

03 00:27:45

a.m.

03 00:27:46

They

03 00:27:46

do

03 00:27:46

an

03 00:27:46

all

03 00:27:46

you

03 00:27:46

can

03 00:27:46

eat

03 00:27:46

breakfast

03 00:27:47

buffet.

03 00:27:48

Classy.

03 00:27:49

It's

03 00:27:49

actually

03 00:27:49

pretty

03 00:27:50

solid.

03 00:27:50

So

03 00:27:51

we

03 00:27:51

were

03 00:27:51

all

03 00:27:51

like,

03 00:27:52

all

03 00:27:52

right,

03 00:27:52

we'll

03 00:27:52

go

03 00:27:52

see

03 00:27:52

some

03 00:27:53

titties.

03 00:27:54

Titties

03 00:27:54

and

03 00:27:55

bacon,

03 00:27:55

you

03 00:27:55

know,

03 00:27:55

and

03 00:27:56

then

03 00:27:56

you

03 00:27:56

know,

03 00:27:57

best

03 00:27:57

of

03 00:27:57

it

03 00:27:58

yet.

03 00:27:58

We

03 00:27:58

get

03 00:27:58

all

03 00:27:59

you

03 00:27:59

can

03 00:27:59

eat

03 00:27:59

breakfast.

03 00:28:00

So

03 00:28:01

the

03 00:28:01

guy

03 00:28:02

who

03 00:28:02

was

03 00:28:02

supposed

03 00:28:02

to

03 00:28:02

give

03 00:28:03

us

03 00:28:03

a

03 00:28:03

ride

03 00:28:03

home

03 00:28:03

ended

03 00:28:04

up

03 00:28:04

leaving,

03 00:28:04

and

03 00:28:04

we

03 00:28:05

didn't

03 00:28:05

know.

03 00:28:06

So

03 00:28:07

it's

03 00:28:07

me,

03 00:28:08

my

03 00:28:08

sister

03 00:28:09

in

03 00:28:09

law's

03 00:28:09

husband,

03 00:28:10

and

03 00:28:10

two

03 00:28:10

of

03 00:28:11

my

03 00:28:11

really,

03 00:28:11

really,

03 00:28:11

really

03 00:28:12

good

03 00:28:12

friends.

03 00:28:12

And

03 00:28:12

we're

03 00:28:12

sitting

03 00:28:13

at

03 00:28:13

the

03 00:28:13

bar,

03 00:28:13

we're.

03 00:28:13

Eating

03 00:28:14

the

03 00:28:14

breakfast,

03 00:28:15

and

03 00:28:16

my

03 00:28:16

sister

03 00:28:16

in

03 00:28:16

law's

03 00:28:17

husband,

03 00:28:17

he's

03 00:28:17

on

03 00:28:18

the

03 00:28:18

phone,

03 00:28:18

and

03 00:28:18

I'm

03 00:28:18

trying

03 00:28:19

not

03 00:28:19

to

03 00:28:19

pay

03 00:28:19

attention,

03 00:28:19

puts

03 00:28:20

his

03 00:28:20

phone

03 00:28:20

down,

03 00:28:20

he

03 00:28:20

goes,

03 00:28:21

dude,

03 00:28:21

Jenny's

03 00:28:22

gonna

03 00:28:22

come

03 00:28:22

pick

03 00:28:22

us

03 00:28:22

up.

03 00:28:23

And

03 00:28:23

Jenny

03 00:28:23

used

03 00:28:23

my

03 00:28:23

sister

03 00:28:24

in

03 00:28:24

law,

03 00:28:25

man.

03 00:28:25

Jenny's

03 00:28:26

fucking

03 00:28:27

awesome.

03 00:28:28

Like,

03 00:28:29

this

03 00:28:29

is

03 00:28:30

great.

03 00:28:30

Like,

03 00:28:31

what

03 00:28:31

a

03 00:28:31

sister.

03 00:28:32

Can

03 00:28:32

she

03 00:28:33

keep

03 00:28:33

his

03 00:28:33

secret?

03 00:28:34

So

03 00:28:34

then,

03 00:28:34

you

03 00:28:34

know,

03 00:28:34

we

03 00:28:35

just

03 00:28:35

keep

03 00:28:35

eating

03 00:28:36

whatever.

03 00:28:36

We're

03 00:28:36

not

03 00:28:36

really

03 00:28:37

drinking

03 00:28:37

too

03 00:28:37

much

03 00:28:37

now.

03 00:28:37

Cause

03 00:28:38

it's

03 00:28:38

winding

03 00:28:38

down.

03 00:28:38

And.

03 00:28:39

Oh,

03 00:28:39

no.

03 00:28:40

20

03 00:28:41

minutes

03 00:28:41

later,

03 00:28:41

he

03 00:28:42

gives

03 00:28:42

me

03 00:28:42

a

03 00:28:42

nudge.

03 00:28:42

He's

03 00:28:43

like,

03 00:28:43

hey,

03 00:28:44

Jenny's

03 00:28:44

here.

03 00:28:45

So,

03 00:28:45

man,

03 00:28:45

we're

03 00:28:46

just,

03 00:28:46

like,

03 00:28:46

all

03 00:28:46

psyched.

03 00:28:47

Like,

03 00:28:47

man,

03 00:28:48

Jenny's

03 00:28:48

the

03 00:28:48

best.

03 00:28:49

Yeah.

03 00:28:49

Best

03 00:28:50

sister

03 00:28:50

ever.

03 00:28:51

Chick

03 00:28:52

walk

03 00:28:52

out

03 00:28:53

of

03 00:28:53

the

03 00:28:53

fucking

03 00:28:53

door,

03 00:28:54

and

03 00:28:54

there's

03 00:28:55

my

03 00:28:55

wife

03 00:28:56

sitting

03 00:28:56

in

03 00:28:56

the

03 00:28:56

parking

03 00:28:57

lot,

03 00:28:57

window

03 00:28:58

down,

03 00:28:58

just

03 00:28:59

staring

03 00:29:00

me

03 00:29:00

down.

03 00:29:01

And

03 00:29:02

I

03 00:29:02

had

03 00:29:02

to

03 00:29:02

pick

03 00:29:03

my

03 00:29:03

jaw

03 00:29:04

off

03 00:29:04

the

03 00:29:04

floor.

03 00:29:06

I

03 00:29:06

had

03 00:29:06

no

03 00:29:07

idea

03 00:29:07

that

03 00:29:09

Jenny

03 00:29:09

was

03 00:29:10

coming

03 00:29:10

to

03 00:29:10

pick

03 00:29:10

up

03 00:29:11

her

03 00:29:11

soon

03 00:29:12

to

03 00:29:12

be

03 00:29:12

husband

03 00:29:12

and

03 00:29:12

that

03 00:29:13

she

03 00:29:13

had

03 00:29:13

called

03 00:29:13

my

03 00:29:14

wife

03 00:29:14

to

03 00:29:15

come

03 00:29:15

pick

03 00:29:15

up

03 00:29:15

me

03 00:29:15

and

03 00:29:16

my

03 00:29:16

idiot

03 00:29:16

friends.

03 00:29:17

Oh,

03 00:29:18

no.

03 00:29:19

So

03 00:29:19

the

03 00:29:19

entire

03 00:29:20

time

03 00:29:21

driving

03 00:29:21

home,

03 00:29:22

my

03 00:29:22

friends

03 00:29:23

are

03 00:29:23

just

03 00:29:24

laughing

03 00:29:24

and

03 00:29:25

making

03 00:29:25

jokes,

03 00:29:26

making

03 00:29:26

it

03 00:29:26

so

03 00:29:26

much

03 00:29:26

better

03 00:29:27

about

03 00:29:27

the

03 00:29:27

situation.

03 00:29:28

And

03 00:29:29

I

03 00:29:29

just

03 00:29:29

keep

03 00:29:29

going,

03 00:29:29

shut

03 00:29:30

up,

03 00:29:30

guys,

03 00:29:30

please.

03 00:29:31

Shut

03 00:29:31

up.

03 00:29:31

Shut

03 00:29:31

up.

03 00:29:32

So

03 00:29:32

my

03 00:29:33

wife,

03 00:29:33

you

03 00:29:33

know,

03 00:29:33

pulls

03 00:29:34

into

03 00:29:34

our

03 00:29:34

driveway,

03 00:29:34

and

03 00:29:35

she

03 00:29:35

gets

03 00:29:35

into

03 00:29:35

the

03 00:29:35

house,

03 00:29:36

and

03 00:29:36

one

03 00:29:36

of

03 00:29:36

my

03 00:29:37

friends

03 00:29:37

go,

03 00:29:37

hey,

03 00:29:37

do

03 00:29:38

you

03 00:29:38

want

03 00:29:38

us

03 00:29:38

to

03 00:29:39

sleep

03 00:29:39

over

03 00:29:40

tonight

03 00:29:40

so

03 00:29:40

you

03 00:29:40

don't

03 00:29:40

get

03 00:29:41

yelled

03 00:29:41

at?

03 00:29:41

I

03 00:29:42

said,

03 00:29:42

yes,

03 00:29:42

please.

03 00:29:46

So

03 00:29:47

they

03 00:29:47

did.

03 00:29:49

It

03 00:29:49

was

03 00:29:49

brilliant.

03 00:29:50

What

03 00:29:50

good

03 00:29:50

friends.

03 00:29:51

Yeah,

03 00:29:52

they're

03 00:29:52

the

03 00:29:52

best.

03 00:29:52

That's

03 00:29:53

funny.

03 00:29:53

Oh,

03 00:29:54

God.

03 00:29:54

That

03 00:29:55

was

03 00:29:55

the

03 00:29:55

extra

03 00:29:55

part.

03 00:29:55

Yeah,

03 00:29:56

it

03 00:29:56

was

03 00:29:57

totally

03 00:29:57

unexpected.

03 00:29:58

But

03 00:29:58

your

03 00:29:58

sphincter

03 00:29:59

has

03 00:29:59

never

03 00:29:59

been

03 00:30:00

that

03 00:30:00

tight

03 00:30:00

before.

03 00:30:01

She

03 00:30:02

never

03 00:30:02

said

03 00:30:02

anything

03 00:30:02

about

03 00:30:03

it,

03 00:30:03

you

03 00:30:03

know?

03 00:30:03

Wow.

03 00:30:04

Just

03 00:30:04

a

03 00:30:04

look,

03 00:30:04

though,

03 00:30:05

right?

03 00:30:05

Yeah,

03 00:30:06

the

03 00:30:06

look

03 00:30:06

was.

03 00:30:06

It

03 00:30:06

was

03 00:30:07

a

03 00:30:07

lot.

03 00:30:07

Yeah.

03 00:30:08

But

03 00:30:08

she

03 00:30:09

is

03 00:30:09

a

03 00:30:10

bachelor

03 00:30:10

party.

03 00:30:10

She

03 00:30:11

knew.

03 00:30:12

We

03 00:30:12

did

03 00:30:12

a

03 00:30:12

joint

03 00:30:13

bachelor,

03 00:30:13

bachelorette

03 00:30:14

thing.

03 00:30:14

I

03 00:30:14

think

03 00:30:14

I've

03 00:30:14

talked

03 00:30:15

about

03 00:30:15

this,

03 00:30:15

but

03 00:30:15

the

03 00:30:15

baseball

03 00:30:16

game

03 00:30:16

reminded

03 00:30:16

me.

03 00:30:16

We

03 00:30:17

started

03 00:30:17

off.

03 00:30:17

We

03 00:30:17

went

03 00:30:17

to

03 00:30:17

San

03 00:30:18

Diego.

03 00:30:18

Our

03 00:30:18

first

03 00:30:19

night

03 00:30:19

there,

03 00:30:19

we

03 00:30:19

went

03 00:30:19

to

03 00:30:20

a

03 00:30:20

Padres

03 00:30:20

game,

03 00:30:21

and

03 00:30:21

they

03 00:30:21

were

03 00:30:21

doing

03 00:30:22

their

03 00:30:22

beer

03 00:30:22

festival

03 00:30:22

thing

03 00:30:23

outside

03 00:30:23

the

03 00:30:23

park

03 00:30:23

where

03 00:30:23

it's

03 00:30:24

$5

03 00:30:24

for.

03 00:30:25

Right?

03 00:30:25

Yeah.

03 00:30:25

Each

03 00:30:25

pour,

03 00:30:26

which

03 00:30:26

is

03 00:30:26

obviously

03 00:30:27

a

03 00:30:27

million

03 00:30:27

times

03 00:30:27

cheaper

03 00:30:28

than

03 00:30:28

in

03 00:30:28

the

03 00:30:28

park.

03 00:30:28

So

03 00:30:28

we

03 00:30:28

got

03 00:30:29

fucking

03 00:30:29

loaded

03 00:30:29

outside

03 00:30:30

the

03 00:30:30

park,

03 00:30:30

watched

03 00:30:30

the

03 00:30:31

game,

03 00:30:31

went

03 00:30:32

back

03 00:30:32

to

03 00:30:32

the

03 00:30:32

house.

03 00:30:32

We're

03 00:30:32

all

03 00:30:32

staying

03 00:30:33

at

03 00:30:33

kept

03 00:30:33

getting

03 00:30:33

loaded.

03 00:30:34

And

03 00:30:34

the

03 00:30:34

next

03 00:30:34

day

03 00:30:34

we,

03 00:30:34

we

03 00:30:35

went

03 00:30:35

our

03 00:30:35

separate

03 00:30:35

ways.

03 00:30:36

The

03 00:30:36

guys

03 00:30:36

went

03 00:30:36

to,

03 00:30:36

uh,

03 00:30:37

North

03 00:30:37

park

03 00:30:38

and

03 00:30:38

went

03 00:30:38

down

03 00:30:38

30th

03 00:30:39

street

03 00:30:39

where

03 00:30:39

all

03 00:30:39

the

03 00:30:39

breweries

03 00:30:39

are.

03 00:30:40

And

03 00:30:40

the

03 00:30:40

girls

03 00:30:40

did

03 00:30:40

some.

03 00:30:41

Some

03 00:30:41

wine

03 00:30:41

bullshit.

03 00:30:42

So.

03 00:30:43

Wine

03 00:30:43

bullshit

03 00:30:44

bullshit.

03 00:30:44

No

03 00:30:44

strip

03 00:30:45

club.

03 00:30:45

This

03 00:30:45

is

03 00:30:46

a

03 00:30:46

guy

03 00:30:46

who

03 00:30:46

drinks

03 00:30:46

wine.

03 00:30:47

I

03 00:30:47

do

03 00:30:47

like

03 00:30:47

wine,

03 00:30:49

but

03 00:30:49

now

03 00:30:49

when

03 00:30:49

I'm

03 00:30:50

in

03 00:30:50

San

03 00:30:50

Diego,

03 00:30:50

wines

03 00:30:51

for

03 00:30:51

passo.

03 00:30:52

All

03 00:30:52

right?

03 00:30:52

Right.

03 00:30:53

Too

03 00:30:53

good

03 00:30:53

a

03 00:30:53

beer

03 00:30:53

in

03 00:30:53

San

03 00:30:54

Diego,

03 00:30:54

right?

03 00:30:55

I'm

03 00:30:55

not

03 00:30:55

wasting

03 00:30:55

my

03 00:30:55

time

03 00:30:56

on

03 00:30:56

that

03 00:30:56

shit.

03 00:30:58

Save

03 00:30:58

the

03 00:30:58

grapes

03 00:30:59

for

03 00:30:59

norcal.

03 00:31:00

Thank

03 00:31:00

you

03 00:31:00

very

03 00:31:00

much.

03 00:31:01

Fair

03 00:31:01

enough.

03 00:31:02

All

03 00:31:02

right.

03 00:31:02

Speaking

03 00:31:02

of

03 00:31:02

beer,

03 00:31:02

I

03 00:31:03

feel

03 00:31:03

like

03 00:31:03

flex

03 00:31:03

has

03 00:31:03

gone

03 00:31:04

a

03 00:31:04

long

03 00:31:04

time

03 00:31:04

without

03 00:31:04

drinking

03 00:31:05

a

03 00:31:05

beer.

03 00:31:05

Let's.

03 00:31:05

Let's

03 00:31:06

change

03 00:31:06

that

03 00:31:06

situation.

03 00:31:07

In

03 00:31:08

a

03 00:31:08

world

03 00:31:08

where

03 00:31:09

craft

03 00:31:09

beer

03 00:31:09

is

03 00:31:10

king,

03 00:31:11

a

03 00:31:11

world

03 00:31:11

where

03 00:31:12

muscles

03 00:31:12

are

03 00:31:12

bigger

03 00:31:13

than

03 00:31:13

growlers,

03 00:31:14

only

03 00:31:15

one

03 00:31:15

tongue

03 00:31:15

can

03 00:31:16

guide

03 00:31:16

us.

03 00:31:17

One

03 00:31:17

man,

03 00:31:18

one

03 00:31:18

tongue.

03 00:31:19

One

03 00:31:20

tongue

03 00:31:21

jobber.

03 00:31:22

In

03 00:31:23

this

03 00:31:23

world,

03 00:31:24

we

03 00:31:24

must

03 00:31:24

find

03 00:31:25

out

03 00:31:25

what

03 00:31:27

is

03 00:31:27

flex

03 00:31:28

drinking?

03 00:31:29

Alright,

03 00:31:29

I

03 00:31:29

had

03 00:31:29

all

03 00:31:29

this

03 00:31:30

stuff

03 00:31:30

ready

03 00:31:30

beforehand.

03 00:31:32

Alright,

03 00:31:33

here

03 00:31:33

we

03 00:31:33

go.

03 00:31:34

Today

03 00:31:34

I

03 00:31:34

am

03 00:31:34

drinking

03 00:31:36

cosmic

03 00:31:36

archer

03 00:31:37

from

03 00:31:37

toppling

03 00:31:38

Goliath

03 00:31:38

Brewing

03 00:31:39

company.

03 00:31:39

Ooh.

03 00:31:40

It's

03 00:31:40

been

03 00:31:40

a

03 00:31:40

while

03 00:31:41

since

03 00:31:41

I

03 00:31:41

had

03 00:31:41

me

03 00:31:41

some

03 00:31:41

tg.

03 00:31:43

And

03 00:31:44

when

03 00:31:44

you

03 00:31:44

messaged

03 00:31:45

me

03 00:31:45

earlier

03 00:31:45

about

03 00:31:46

the

03 00:31:46

recording,

03 00:31:46

I

03 00:31:47

said,

03 00:31:47

you

03 00:31:47

know

03 00:31:47

what?

03 00:31:47

I'm

03 00:31:47

gonna.

03 00:31:48

I'm

03 00:31:48

actually

03 00:31:48

gonna

03 00:31:48

go

03 00:31:48

out

03 00:31:48

and

03 00:31:49

I'm

03 00:31:49

gonna

03 00:31:49

buy

03 00:31:50

some

03 00:31:50

stuff.

03 00:31:50

It's

03 00:31:50

been

03 00:31:51

a

03 00:31:51

while.

03 00:31:52

So

03 00:31:52

I

03 00:31:53

saw

03 00:31:53

this.

03 00:31:53

It

03 00:31:53

was

03 00:31:54

on

03 00:31:54

the

03 00:31:54

stand

03 00:31:55

right

03 00:31:55

when

03 00:31:55

you

03 00:31:55

walk

03 00:31:55

in

03 00:31:56

the

03 00:31:56

door

03 00:31:56

where

03 00:31:56

they

03 00:31:56

have,

03 00:31:56

like,

03 00:31:56

all

03 00:31:57

their

03 00:31:57

newish

03 00:31:58

good

03 00:31:59

stuff.

03 00:31:59

Yeah.

03 00:32:00

So

03 00:32:00

the

03 00:32:01

name

03 00:32:01

really

03 00:32:02

caught

03 00:32:02

my

03 00:32:02

attention.

03 00:32:03

And

03 00:32:03

then

03 00:32:03

the

03 00:32:03

can

03 00:32:04

art.

03 00:32:04

Some

03 00:32:05

sweet

03 00:32:05

can

03 00:32:05

art.

03 00:32:06

Yeah.

03 00:32:06

It's

03 00:32:06

like

03 00:32:06

a

03 00:32:06

guy

03 00:32:06

in

03 00:32:07

space.

03 00:32:07

And

03 00:32:08

it

03 00:32:08

actually

03 00:32:08

reminded

03 00:32:09

me,

03 00:32:09

I

03 00:32:09

don't

03 00:32:09

know

03 00:32:09

if

03 00:32:09

you're,

03 00:32:10

how

03 00:32:10

familiar

03 00:32:10

you

03 00:32:10

are

03 00:32:11

with

03 00:32:11

guardians

03 00:32:11

of

03 00:32:11

the

03 00:32:11

Galaxy.

03 00:32:12

I

03 00:32:12

mean,

03 00:32:12

I've

03 00:32:12

seen

03 00:32:13

the

03 00:32:13

movies.

03 00:32:13

Yeah.

03 00:32:14

See

03 00:32:14

Yondu,

03 00:32:15

the

03 00:32:15

blue

03 00:32:15

guy.

03 00:32:15

Mm

03 00:32:16

hmm.

03 00:32:16

You

03 00:32:16

know,

03 00:32:16

and

03 00:32:17

he's

03 00:32:17

got

03 00:32:17

the

03 00:32:17

arrow

03 00:32:17

that

03 00:32:17

he

03 00:32:18

whistles

03 00:32:18

around.

03 00:32:18

Well,

03 00:32:19

in

03 00:32:19

the

03 00:32:19

comics,

03 00:32:19

he

03 00:32:20

originally

03 00:32:20

had

03 00:32:20

a

03 00:32:20

bow

03 00:32:21

and

03 00:32:21

arrow

03 00:32:22

and

03 00:32:23

he

03 00:32:23

was

03 00:32:23

like

03 00:32:23

the

03 00:32:24

Archer.

03 00:32:24

I

03 00:32:24

didn't

03 00:32:24

know

03 00:32:24

that's.

03 00:32:25

Yeah,

03 00:32:25

so

03 00:32:26

that's

03 00:32:26

what

03 00:32:26

the

03 00:32:26

can

03 00:32:26

reminded

03 00:32:27

me

03 00:32:27

of.

03 00:32:27

So

03 00:32:27

I

03 00:32:27

merely

03 00:32:27

thought

03 00:32:28

that

03 00:32:28

was

03 00:32:28

really

03 00:32:28

fucking

03 00:32:28

cool.

03 00:32:29

So

03 00:32:30

this

03 00:32:30

is

03 00:32:30

a

03 00:32:30

double

03 00:32:30

ipa

03 00:32:31

with

03 00:32:31

mosaic

03 00:32:32

Nelson

03 00:32:32

solvent

03 00:32:33

and

03 00:32:33

citra

03 00:32:33

hops.

03 00:32:35

All

03 00:32:35

the

03 00:32:35

classics.

03 00:32:36

Untapped

03 00:32:36

has

03 00:32:36

it

03 00:32:37

at

03 00:32:37

a

03 00:32:37

four.

03 00:32:37

One,

03 00:32:37

two.

03 00:32:38

And

03 00:32:38

it

03 00:32:38

says,

03 00:32:39

after

03 00:32:39

searching

03 00:32:39

to

03 00:32:39

the

03 00:32:39

ends

03 00:32:40

of

03 00:32:40

the

03 00:32:40

galaxy

03 00:32:40

for

03 00:32:40

hop

03 00:32:41

flavors

03 00:32:41

worth

03 00:32:42

writing

03 00:32:42

home

03 00:32:42

about,

03 00:32:43

cosmic

03 00:32:43

Archer

03 00:32:43

points

03 00:32:44

his

03 00:32:44

arrow

03 00:32:44

and

03 00:32:44

aims

03 00:32:45

for

03 00:32:45

mosaic

03 00:32:46

Nelson

03 00:32:46

sauvignon

03 00:32:46

and

03 00:32:47

citra

03 00:32:47

hopps.

03 00:32:48

After

03 00:32:48

one

03 00:32:48

sip,

03 00:32:49

you'll

03 00:32:49

be

03 00:32:49

over

03 00:32:49

the

03 00:32:49

moon

03 00:32:50

about

03 00:32:50

this

03 00:32:50

double

03 00:32:51

ipa.

03 00:32:52

So

03 00:32:53

we

03 00:32:54

get

03 00:32:54

a

03 00:32:54

little

03 00:32:55

sniff

03 00:32:55

sniff

03 00:32:56

here.

03 00:32:58

Definitely

03 00:32:58

huge

03 00:32:59

on

03 00:32:59

the

03 00:32:59

nelson.

03 00:33:00

You

03 00:33:00

get

03 00:33:00

a

03 00:33:00

lot

03 00:33:00

of

03 00:33:00

that

03 00:33:01

white

03 00:33:02

wine,

03 00:33:03

gooseberry,

03 00:33:06

grape

03 00:33:06

type

03 00:33:07

aromas,

03 00:33:07

faint

03 00:33:08

on

03 00:33:08

the,

03 00:33:09

like

03 00:33:09

the

03 00:33:09

citrus,

03 00:33:10

but

03 00:33:10

it

03 00:33:11

is

03 00:33:11

there

03 00:33:11

a

03 00:33:11

little

03 00:33:11

bit

03 00:33:11

in

03 00:33:12

the

03 00:33:12

background.

03 00:33:12

And

03 00:33:12

then

03 00:33:13

without

03 00:33:13

further

03 00:33:14

ado,

03 00:33:14

we

03 00:33:15

warm

03 00:33:15

up

03 00:33:15

the

03 00:33:15

old

03 00:33:16

tongue

03 00:33:16

jobber.

03 00:33:16

It's

03 00:33:17

been

03 00:33:18

a

03 00:33:18

while.

03 00:33:20

What

03 00:33:20

we've

03 00:33:20

all

03 00:33:20

been

03 00:33:20

waiting

03 00:33:21

for.

03 00:33:21

So

03 00:33:22

the

03 00:33:22

carbonation

03 00:33:24

low

03 00:33:24

to

03 00:33:24

medium,

03 00:33:25

almost

03 00:33:25

spritzy.

03 00:33:28

Really

03 00:33:28

nice

03 00:33:29

soft

03 00:33:29

mouthfeel.

03 00:33:30

Those

03 00:33:30

Nelson

03 00:33:31

sovin

03 00:33:31

characteristics

03 00:33:32

on

03 00:33:32

this

03 00:33:33

really

03 00:33:33

come

03 00:33:33

through.

03 00:33:35

I

03 00:33:35

don't

03 00:33:36

know

03 00:33:36

if

03 00:33:36

it

03 00:33:36

just

03 00:33:36

works

03 00:33:37

really

03 00:33:37

well

03 00:33:37

with

03 00:33:38

mosaic

03 00:33:38

and

03 00:33:39

citra,

03 00:33:39

if

03 00:33:39

they

03 00:33:40

put

03 00:33:40

more

03 00:33:40

nelson

03 00:33:41

in

03 00:33:41

this

03 00:33:41

or

03 00:33:41

if

03 00:33:42

it

03 00:33:42

just

03 00:33:42

takes

03 00:33:43

over.

03 00:33:44

But

03 00:33:45

a

03 00:33:45

lot

03 00:33:45

of

03 00:33:45

that

03 00:33:46

white

03 00:33:46

grape,

03 00:33:47

white

03 00:33:47

wine,

03 00:33:49

little

03 00:33:50

bit

03 00:33:50

of

03 00:33:50

bitterness

03 00:33:51

on

03 00:33:51

the

03 00:33:51

end.

03 00:33:52

It

03 00:33:52

definitely

03 00:33:53

picks

03 00:33:53

up

03 00:33:53

a

03 00:33:53

little

03 00:33:54

bit

03 00:33:54

more

03 00:33:54

as

03 00:33:54

the

03 00:33:54

beer

03 00:33:55

has

03 00:33:55

warmed.

03 00:33:56

But

03 00:33:56

all

03 00:33:56

in

03 00:33:56

all,

03 00:33:57

7.8%

03 00:33:59

really,

03 00:33:59

really

03 00:33:59

well

03 00:34:00

made

03 00:34:01

beer.

03 00:34:01

Easy

03 00:34:01

drinking

03 00:34:02

beer.

03 00:34:03

Always

03 00:34:03

love

03 00:34:03

finding

03 00:34:04

me

03 00:34:04

some

03 00:34:04

tg,

03 00:34:04

man.

03 00:34:05

Yeah,

03 00:34:05

man.

03 00:34:05

They

03 00:34:05

never,

03 00:34:06

they

03 00:34:06

never

03 00:34:06

do

03 00:34:06

you

03 00:34:06

dirty.

03 00:34:07

Like,

03 00:34:07

it's

03 00:34:07

always

03 00:34:07

good

03 00:34:08

when

03 00:34:08

you

03 00:34:08

find

03 00:34:08

some

03 00:34:08

tg.

03 00:34:09

Right?

03 00:34:10

And

03 00:34:10

what

03 00:34:11

else

03 00:34:11

got

03 00:34:12

my

03 00:34:12

attention

03 00:34:12

on

03 00:34:12

this?

03 00:34:13

Is

03 00:34:13

it

03 00:34:13

the

03 00:34:13

three

03 00:34:14

hop

03 00:34:14

combo?

03 00:34:14

Sometimes

03 00:34:15

these

03 00:34:15

guys

03 00:34:15

will

03 00:34:15

come

03 00:34:15

out

03 00:34:16

with

03 00:34:16

beers

03 00:34:16

where

03 00:34:16

it's

03 00:34:17

like

03 00:34:17

six

03 00:34:17

or

03 00:34:17

seven

03 00:34:18

hops

03 00:34:18

labeled

03 00:34:18

on

03 00:34:18

the

03 00:34:18

can.

03 00:34:19

And

03 00:34:20

to

03 00:34:20

me,

03 00:34:20

that's

03 00:34:20

just

03 00:34:21

too

03 00:34:21

much.

03 00:34:21

I

03 00:34:21

really

03 00:34:22

like

03 00:34:22

to

03 00:34:22

try

03 00:34:22

and

03 00:34:22

pick

03 00:34:23

out,

03 00:34:23

you

03 00:34:23

know,

03 00:34:23

notes

03 00:34:24

and

03 00:34:24

flavors

03 00:34:25

and,

03 00:34:25

you

03 00:34:26

know,

03 00:34:27

big

03 00:34:27

reason

03 00:34:27

why

03 00:34:27

I

03 00:34:27

love

03 00:34:28

single

03 00:34:28

hop

03 00:34:29

stuff.

03 00:34:29

So

03 00:34:29

I

03 00:34:29

really

03 00:34:30

try

03 00:34:30

and

03 00:34:30

get

03 00:34:30

to

03 00:34:30

know,

03 00:34:31

you

03 00:34:31

know,

03 00:34:31

that

03 00:34:31

hop

03 00:34:32

or

03 00:34:32

what

03 00:34:32

was

03 00:34:33

put

03 00:34:33

in

03 00:34:33

it.

03 00:34:33

You

03 00:34:33

don't

03 00:34:33

need

03 00:34:33

the

03 00:34:34

entire

03 00:34:34

kitchen

03 00:34:34

sink.

03 00:34:35

Exactly.

03 00:34:36

So,

03 00:34:36

um,

03 00:34:37

so

03 00:34:38

that

03 00:34:38

really

03 00:34:38

caught

03 00:34:38

my

03 00:34:38

attention.

03 00:34:39

This

03 00:34:39

where

03 00:34:39

it

03 00:34:39

was

03 00:34:39

just

03 00:34:39

the

03 00:34:40

three

03 00:34:40

and

03 00:34:41

they're,

03 00:34:41

you

03 00:34:41

know,

03 00:34:41

the

03 00:34:41

mosaic

03 00:34:42

citra,

03 00:34:42

real

03 00:34:43

classic.

03 00:34:44

And

03 00:34:44

that

03 00:34:44

Nelson.

03 00:34:45

Fucking

03 00:34:45

love

03 00:34:45

it.

03 00:34:45

So

03 00:34:47

this

03 00:34:47

is

03 00:34:47

right

03 00:34:47

up

03 00:34:47

my

03 00:34:47

alley.

03 00:34:48

Sounds

03 00:34:49

derlicious.

03 00:34:51

Big

03 00:34:51

fan.

03 00:34:51

Big

03 00:34:52

fan.

03 00:34:52

Big

03 00:34:52

fan.

03 00:34:52

Very

03 00:34:53

nice.

03 00:34:54

All

03 00:34:54

right,

03 00:34:54

well,

03 00:34:54

before

03 00:34:54

we

03 00:34:54

get

03 00:34:55

up

03 00:34:55

out

03 00:34:55

of

03 00:34:55

here,

03 00:34:55

let's

03 00:34:55

do

03 00:34:55

a

03 00:34:55

little

03 00:34:56

booze.

03 00:34:56

News.

03 00:34:57

The

03 00:34:57

World

03 00:34:57

beer

03 00:34:58

Cup

03 00:34:58

happened

03 00:34:59

last

03 00:34:59

week

03 00:34:59

at

03 00:34:59

CBC

03 00:35:00

in

03 00:35:00

Vegas

03 00:35:01

and

03 00:35:02

there

03 00:35:02

were

03 00:35:02

9300

03 00:35:03

entries

03 00:35:04

from

03 00:35:05

20.

03 00:35:05

Excuse

03 00:35:06

me,

03 00:35:06

2060

03 00:35:07

Breweries

03 00:35:08

and

03 00:35:08

50

03 00:35:08

countries.

03 00:35:09

And

03 00:35:09

I'm

03 00:35:09

going

03 00:35:09

to

03 00:35:09

read

03 00:35:10

you

03 00:35:10

all

03 00:35:10

the

03 00:35:11

winners.

03 00:35:13

I'd

03 00:35:14

be

03 00:35:14

here

03 00:35:14

for

03 00:35:14

it.

03 00:35:15

I'm

03 00:35:15

joking.

03 00:35:16

I

03 00:35:16

was

03 00:35:16

real

03 00:35:16

proud

03 00:35:16

to

03 00:35:17

see

03 00:35:17

a

03 00:35:17

bunch

03 00:35:17

of

03 00:35:17

local

03 00:35:18

Ventura

03 00:35:18

county

03 00:35:19

breweries

03 00:35:19

made.

03 00:35:19

West

03 00:35:20

won

03 00:35:20

some

03 00:35:20

stuff.

03 00:35:21

Topa

03 00:35:22

topo

03 00:35:22

won

03 00:35:22

some

03 00:35:22

stuff.

03 00:35:23

I

03 00:35:24

think

03 00:35:24

even

03 00:35:24

VCBC

03 00:35:25

got

03 00:35:25

something.

03 00:35:26

A

03 00:35:26

lot

03 00:35:27

of

03 00:35:27

local

03 00:35:27

love

03 00:35:28

from

03 00:35:28

CBC,

03 00:35:29

but,

03 00:35:29

yeah.

03 00:35:29

So

03 00:35:29

like

03 00:35:29

I

03 00:35:30

said,

03 00:35:30

all

03 00:35:30

those

03 00:35:30

entries,

03 00:35:31

breweries.

03 00:35:31

What

03 00:35:32

else?

03 00:35:32

There's

03 00:35:32

280

03 00:35:33

judges

03 00:35:34

to

03 00:35:34

judge

03 00:35:35

all

03 00:35:35

9300

03 00:35:37

entries.

03 00:35:38

So,

03 00:35:38

uh,

03 00:35:39

they're

03 00:35:39

the

03 00:35:39

real

03 00:35:39

heroes

03 00:35:40

in

03 00:35:40

this

03 00:35:40

situation.

03 00:35:41

It's

03 00:35:41

a

03 00:35:41

lot

03 00:35:42

of

03 00:35:42

judges.

03 00:35:42

Yeah.

03 00:35:43

It

03 00:35:43

was

03 00:35:43

17

03 00:35:44

days.

03 00:35:44

Excuse

03 00:35:44

me,

03 00:35:45

seven

03 00:35:45

days

03 00:35:45

of,

03 00:35:46

uh,

03 00:35:47

judging

03 00:35:47

with

03 00:35:47

14

03 00:35:48

different

03 00:35:48

sessions.

03 00:35:49

There

03 00:35:49

are

03 00:35:49

110

03 00:35:50

different

03 00:35:50

beer

03 00:35:51

style

03 00:35:51

categories.

03 00:35:52

There

03 00:35:52

was

03 00:35:52

172

03 00:35:53

beer

03 00:35:54

styles

03 00:35:54

in

03 00:35:54

total.

03 00:35:55

The

03 00:35:55

average

03 00:35:56

number

03 00:35:56

of

03 00:35:56

each

03 00:35:57

category

03 00:35:57

was

03 00:35:58

54.

03 00:35:59

Course,

03 00:35:59

the

03 00:35:59

most

03 00:35:59

popular

03 00:36:00

category

03 00:36:01

was

03 00:36:02

the

03 00:36:02

juicy

03 00:36:02

or

03 00:36:03

hazy

03 00:36:03

ipa

03 00:36:04

with

03 00:36:05

326

03 00:36:06

entries.

03 00:36:07

Man,

03 00:36:07

that

03 00:36:08

style

03 00:36:08

has

03 00:36:08

been

03 00:36:08

running

03 00:36:09

real

03 00:36:09

strong.

03 00:36:10

Yeah,

03 00:36:10

it's

03 00:36:10

running

03 00:36:11

wild

03 00:36:11

five

03 00:36:12

years

03 00:36:12

now

03 00:36:13

at

03 00:36:13

least.

03 00:36:13

Yeah.

03 00:36:13

When

03 00:36:14

they

03 00:36:14

finally

03 00:36:14

incorporated

03 00:36:15

it,

03 00:36:16

the

03 00:36:16

winner

03 00:36:17

of

03 00:36:17

the

03 00:36:17

gold

03 00:36:17

medal

03 00:36:17

for

03 00:36:18

that

03 00:36:18

one

03 00:36:18

was

03 00:36:18

Chicago

03 00:36:19

based

03 00:36:19

old

03 00:36:19

Irving

03 00:36:20

Brewing

03 00:36:20

Company.

03 00:36:21

With

03 00:36:21

their

03 00:36:21

old

03 00:36:22

Irving,

03 00:36:22

they

03 00:36:23

make

03 00:36:23

some

03 00:36:24

really,

03 00:36:24

really

03 00:36:25

solid

03 00:36:25

stuff.

03 00:36:26

Do

03 00:36:26

they?

03 00:36:26

I

03 00:36:26

don't

03 00:36:26

think

03 00:36:26

I've

03 00:36:26

had

03 00:36:26

anything.

03 00:36:27

I

03 00:36:27

actually

03 00:36:28

think

03 00:36:28

I've

03 00:36:28

had

03 00:36:28

that

03 00:36:28

breezer

03 00:36:29

one.

03 00:36:30

Well,

03 00:36:30

it's

03 00:36:31

a

03 00:36:31

gold

03 00:36:31

winner

03 00:36:32

now,

03 00:36:32

so

03 00:36:32

go,

03 00:36:32

go

03 00:36:33

drink

03 00:36:33

it

03 00:36:33

again.

03 00:36:34

For

03 00:36:34

the

03 00:36:34

west

03 00:36:34

coast

03 00:36:35

style.

03 00:36:35

They

03 00:36:35

had

03 00:36:35

281

03 00:36:36

entries,

03 00:36:36

so

03 00:36:37

they

03 00:36:37

were

03 00:36:37

second.

03 00:36:38

Long

03 00:36:38

beach

03 00:36:39

based

03 00:36:40

ism

03 00:36:40

brewing

03 00:36:41

took

03 00:36:41

the

03 00:36:41

gold

03 00:36:42

with

03 00:36:42

western

03 00:36:42

standard

03 00:36:43

time.

03 00:36:45

What

03 00:36:45

else?

03 00:36:45

German

03 00:36:45

Pilsner

03 00:36:46

had

03 00:36:46

221

03 00:36:47

entries.

03 00:36:48

American

03 00:36:49

style

03 00:36:49

IPA

03 00:36:50

had

03 00:36:50

213

03 00:36:51

entries.

03 00:36:52

Where

03 00:36:53

la

03 00:36:53

based

03 00:36:53

Highland

03 00:36:54

Park

03 00:36:54

Brewery

03 00:36:54

took

03 00:36:55

gold

03 00:36:55

with

03 00:36:55

high,

03 00:36:55

high

03 00:36:56

six.

03 00:36:56

Hey,

03 00:36:57

they

03 00:36:57

do

03 00:36:57

stuff.

03 00:36:57

Hey.

03 00:36:58

Yeah.

03 00:36:59

And

03 00:36:59

wooden

03 00:37:00

barrel

03 00:37:00

had

03 00:37:00

a

03 00:37:00

ton

03 00:37:01

of

03 00:37:01

resume.

03 00:37:01

Wooden

03 00:37:02

barrel

03 00:37:02

aged

03 00:37:03

strong

03 00:37:03

stout

03 00:37:03

had

03 00:37:03

a

03 00:37:03

ton

03 00:37:04

of

03 00:37:04

entry

03 00:37:04

entries

03 00:37:05

with

03 00:37:05

198.

03 00:37:07

And

03 00:37:07

New

03 00:37:08

Jersey

03 00:37:08

based

03 00:37:08

Cane

03 00:37:09

brewing

03 00:37:10

took

03 00:37:10

the

03 00:37:10

gold

03 00:37:10

there.

03 00:37:11

Yeah,

03 00:37:11

I've

03 00:37:11

heard

03 00:37:12

really

03 00:37:12

good

03 00:37:12

things

03 00:37:12

about

03 00:37:12

them.

03 00:37:13

I

03 00:37:13

feel

03 00:37:14

like

03 00:37:14

I've

03 00:37:14

had

03 00:37:14

something

03 00:37:14

from

03 00:37:14

the

03 00:37:15

not,

03 00:37:15

not

03 00:37:15

barrel

03 00:37:16

aged

03 00:37:16

or

03 00:37:16

anything

03 00:37:16

like

03 00:37:16

that.

03 00:37:16

But

03 00:37:17

I

03 00:37:17

think

03 00:37:17

something

03 00:37:18

from

03 00:37:18

the

03 00:37:18

old

03 00:37:18

tavor

03 00:37:19

came

03 00:37:19

this

03 00:37:19

way.

03 00:37:20

Okay.

03 00:37:21

Congrats

03 00:37:21

to

03 00:37:21

everybody.

03 00:37:22

That's

03 00:37:22

awesome.

03 00:37:23

World

03 00:37:23

beer

03 00:37:24

cups.

03 00:37:24

Good

03 00:37:24

shit.

03 00:37:24

We

03 00:37:24

need,

03 00:37:25

we

03 00:37:25

need

03 00:37:25

to

03 00:37:25

get

03 00:37:25

out

03 00:37:25

to

03 00:37:25

Vegas

03 00:37:26

for

03 00:37:26

CBC

03 00:37:26

and

03 00:37:27

World

03 00:37:27

Beer

03 00:37:27

cup.

03 00:37:27

That'd

03 00:37:27

be

03 00:37:27

awesome.

03 00:37:28

Yeah,

03 00:37:29

you

03 00:37:29

think

03 00:37:29

so?

03 00:37:29

I

03 00:37:29

wonder

03 00:37:29

if

03 00:37:29

we

03 00:37:30

get

03 00:37:30

some

03 00:37:30

like

03 00:37:31

media

03 00:37:31

passes

03 00:37:32

or

03 00:37:32

something.

03 00:37:32

Are

03 00:37:32

we

03 00:37:32

media

03 00:37:33

enough?

03 00:37:34

I

03 00:37:34

don't

03 00:37:34

know.

03 00:37:35

You

03 00:37:35

know,

03 00:37:35

breweries.

03 00:37:35

I

03 00:37:36

don't

03 00:37:36

really

03 00:37:36

know

03 00:37:37

too

03 00:37:37

many

03 00:37:37

breweries.

03 00:37:37

Got

03 00:37:38

a

03 00:37:38

bunch

03 00:37:38

of

03 00:37:38

brewer

03 00:37:38

friends.

03 00:37:38

I

03 00:37:38

wonder

03 00:37:39

if

03 00:37:39

they

03 00:37:39

could

03 00:37:39

like

03 00:37:39

slide

03 00:37:39

us

03 00:37:40

in

03 00:37:40

or

03 00:37:40

something.

03 00:37:41

I

03 00:37:41

don't

03 00:37:41

see

03 00:37:41

why

03 00:37:41

not.

03 00:37:42

We'll

03 00:37:42

work

03 00:37:42

on

03 00:37:42

this

03 00:37:42

for

03 00:37:43

next

03 00:37:43

year.

03 00:37:44

I

03 00:37:44

mean,

03 00:37:44

I'm

03 00:37:44

completely

03 00:37:45

down

03 00:37:45

for

03 00:37:45

it.

03 00:37:46

Dear

03 00:37:46

misses

03 00:37:47

Flex.

03 00:37:50

Oh,

03 00:37:50

I'd

03 00:37:51

be

03 00:37:51

like,

03 00:37:51

hey,

03 00:37:52

Vegas

03 00:37:52

trip,

03 00:37:52

let's

03 00:37:52

go.

03 00:37:53

Yeah,

03 00:37:53

just

03 00:37:54

leave

03 00:37:54

us

03 00:37:54

alone

03 00:37:54

for

03 00:37:54

two

03 00:37:55

days.

03 00:37:55

You

03 00:37:56

guys

03 00:37:56

hang

03 00:37:57

out

03 00:37:57

at

03 00:37:57

the

03 00:37:57

lazy

03 00:37:58

river.

03 00:37:58

It's

03 00:37:58

fantastic.

03 00:38:00

We'll

03 00:38:01

be

03 00:38:01

back.

03 00:38:01

Enough

03 00:38:01

for

03 00:38:01

me.

03 00:38:02

Yeah.

03 00:38:03

Seattle

03 00:38:03

hospitality

03 00:38:04

group

03 00:38:04

is

03 00:38:04

going

03 00:38:05

to

03 00:38:05

acquire

03 00:38:05

Fremont

03 00:38:06

Brewing.

03 00:38:07

Pike

03 00:38:07

Brewing

03 00:38:08

owner,

03 00:38:08

the

03 00:38:08

Seattle

03 00:38:09

hospitality

03 00:38:09

group,

03 00:38:10

that's

03 00:38:10

their

03 00:38:10

name,

03 00:38:10

has

03 00:38:11

reached

03 00:38:11

a

03 00:38:12

definitive

03 00:38:12

agreement

03 00:38:12

to

03 00:38:13

acquire

03 00:38:13

a

03 00:38:13

controlling

03 00:38:14

interest

03 00:38:14

in

03 00:38:14

Fremont

03 00:38:15

Brewing,

03 00:38:16

the

03 00:38:16

company

03 00:38:16

announced

03 00:38:16

last

03 00:38:17

week.

03 00:38:17

Terms

03 00:38:17

have

03 00:38:17

not

03 00:38:18

been

03 00:38:18

disclosed.

03 00:38:18

The

03 00:38:19

transaction

03 00:38:19

is

03 00:38:19

expected

03 00:38:20

to

03 00:38:20

close

03 00:38:20

in

03 00:38:20

the

03 00:38:21

coming

03 00:38:21

weeks.

03 00:38:22

Another

03 00:38:23

instance

03 00:38:23

of

03 00:38:24

breweries

03 00:38:24

merging

03 00:38:25

and

03 00:38:25

buying

03 00:38:25

each

03 00:38:25

other

03 00:38:26

and

03 00:38:26

blah,

03 00:38:26

blah,

03 00:38:26

blah.

03 00:38:27

Two

03 00:38:27

classic

03 00:38:27

breweries

03 00:38:28

too.

03 00:38:28

Yeah,

03 00:38:28

I

03 00:38:28

was

03 00:38:28

going

03 00:38:28

to

03 00:38:29

say

03 00:38:29

Fremont

03 00:38:29

is

03 00:38:29

like

03 00:38:30

the

03 00:38:30

biggest

03 00:38:30

brewery

03 00:38:31

in

03 00:38:31

Washington.

03 00:38:32

At

03 00:38:33

least

03 00:38:33

in

03 00:38:33

Seattle.

03 00:38:33

It

03 00:38:33

seems

03 00:38:34

like

03 00:38:35

we

03 00:38:35

get

03 00:38:35

them

03 00:38:35

down

03 00:38:35

here

03 00:38:35

all

03 00:38:36

the

03 00:38:36

time.

03 00:38:36

No

03 00:38:36

problem.

03 00:38:36

Okay,

03 00:38:37

so

03 00:38:38

I've

03 00:38:38

only

03 00:38:38

ever

03 00:38:39

had

03 00:38:39

some

03 00:38:39

shit

03 00:38:40

sent

03 00:38:40

to

03 00:38:40

me

03 00:38:40

back

03 00:38:41

when

03 00:38:41

I,

03 00:38:41

you

03 00:38:41

know,

03 00:38:41

used

03 00:38:42

to

03 00:38:42

trade

03 00:38:43

stuff

03 00:38:43

and

03 00:38:43

give

03 00:38:44

me

03 00:38:44

real

03 00:38:44

high

03 00:38:44

anxiety.

03 00:38:46

It

03 00:38:47

wasn't

03 00:38:47

mind

03 00:38:47

blowing

03 00:38:47

to

03 00:38:48

me,

03 00:38:48

but

03 00:38:48

I

03 00:38:48

know

03 00:38:48

they

03 00:38:48

do

03 00:38:49

a

03 00:38:49

lot

03 00:38:49

of,

03 00:38:49

like,

03 00:38:49

barely

03 00:38:49

shit

03 00:38:50

that

03 00:38:50

is

03 00:38:50

supposed

03 00:38:51

to

03 00:38:51

be

03 00:38:51

really

03 00:38:51

good.

03 00:38:52

Yeah.

03 00:38:52

And,

03 00:38:52

like,

03 00:38:52

they

03 00:38:53

were

03 00:38:53

the

03 00:38:53

first,

03 00:38:53

one

03 00:38:53

of

03 00:38:53

the

03 00:38:53

first

03 00:38:54

to

03 00:38:54

jump

03 00:38:54

on

03 00:38:54

the

03 00:38:54

whole,

03 00:38:54

like,

03 00:38:55

cold

03 00:38:55

ipa

03 00:38:55

craze

03 00:38:56

and,

03 00:38:57

yeah,

03 00:38:57

they

03 00:38:57

like

03 00:38:57

to

03 00:38:57

jump

03 00:38:58

on

03 00:38:58

things

03 00:38:58

and

03 00:38:58

they're

03 00:38:59

not

03 00:38:59

afraid

03 00:38:59

to

03 00:38:59

experiment.

03 00:39:00

Fun.

03 00:39:01

Okay.

03 00:39:01

Yeah.

03 00:39:02

Assets

03 00:39:03

of

03 00:39:04

I'm

03 00:39:04

gonna

03 00:39:04

fuck

03 00:39:04

up

03 00:39:05

the

03 00:39:05

pronunciation

03 00:39:05

of

03 00:39:06

this,

03 00:39:06

but

03 00:39:07

Bourguy

03 00:39:08

brewings,

03 00:39:09

$30

03 00:39:09

million

03 00:39:10

facilities

03 00:39:10

going

03 00:39:11

to

03 00:39:11

auction.

03 00:39:12

You'll

03 00:39:12

recognize

03 00:39:12

it.

03 00:39:13

It's

03 00:39:13

Dixie.

03 00:39:13

Formerly

03 00:39:14

Dixie

03 00:39:14

Brewing.

03 00:39:15

Remember

03 00:39:15

a

03 00:39:15

few

03 00:39:15

years

03 00:39:15

ago,

03 00:39:16

Dixie

03 00:39:16

Brewing

03 00:39:16

changed

03 00:39:17

their

03 00:39:17

name

03 00:39:17

to

03 00:39:17

Faubourg

03 00:39:18

or

03 00:39:18

Fauberger.

03 00:39:19

I'm

03 00:39:19

sure

03 00:39:19

someone

03 00:39:19

from

03 00:39:20

terrible

03 00:39:21

change.

03 00:39:22

I

03 00:39:22

mean,

03 00:39:22

the

03 00:39:23

change

03 00:39:23

reason

03 00:39:24

was

03 00:39:24

good,

03 00:39:24

you

03 00:39:24

know,

03 00:39:24

Dixie

03 00:39:25

and

03 00:39:26

Confederacy

03 00:39:26

and

03 00:39:26

all

03 00:39:26

that

03 00:39:27

stuff.

03 00:39:27

Right,

03 00:39:27

right.

03 00:39:28

But

03 00:39:28

could

03 00:39:28

we

03 00:39:28

have

03 00:39:29

picked

03 00:39:29

something

03 00:39:29

a

03 00:39:29

little

03 00:39:29

more,

03 00:39:31

something

03 00:39:31

that

03 00:39:32

rolls

03 00:39:32

off

03 00:39:32

the

03 00:39:32

tongue

03 00:39:32

a

03 00:39:33

little

03 00:39:33

easier?

03 00:39:33

Usually

03 00:39:34

half

03 00:39:34

a

03 00:39:34

million

03 00:39:35

better

03 00:39:35

brewery

03 00:39:36

names.

03 00:39:36

Yeah.

03 00:39:41

Despite

03 00:39:42

a

03 00:39:42

$30

03 00:39:42

million

03 00:39:43

brewing

03 00:39:45

fur

03 00:39:45

d.

03 00:39:46

What's

03 00:39:47

a

03 00:39:47

furger?

03 00:39:48

Despite

03 00:39:48

a

03 00:39:48

$30

03 00:39:49

million

03 00:39:49

investment

03 00:39:50

from

03 00:39:50

Gail

03 00:39:50

Benson,

03 00:39:50

the

03 00:39:51

owner

03 00:39:51

of

03 00:39:51

the

03 00:39:51

NFL's

03 00:39:52

New

03 00:39:52

Orleans

03 00:39:52

Saints

03 00:39:53

and

03 00:39:53

the

03 00:39:53

Pelican,

03 00:39:54

NBA's

03 00:39:54

New

03 00:39:55

Orleans

03 00:39:55

Pelicans.

03 00:39:56

And.

03 00:39:58

Sorry,

03 00:39:58

he

03 00:39:58

said,

03 00:39:59

the

03 00:40:00

NBA.

03 00:40:01

New

03 00:40:01

Orleans

03 00:40:02

New

03 00:40:02

Orleans

03 00:40:02

Pelicans.

03 00:40:03

New

03 00:40:03

Orleans

03 00:40:03

Pelicans.

03 00:40:04

That

03 00:40:04

was

03 00:40:04

just

03 00:40:05

funny.

03 00:40:05

The

03 00:40:05

former

03 00:40:06

Dixie

03 00:40:06

Brewing

03 00:40:07

company,

03 00:40:07

its

03 00:40:07

large

03 00:40:07

scale

03 00:40:07

production

03 00:40:08

facility,

03 00:40:08

could

03 00:40:08

not

03 00:40:09

be

03 00:40:09

saved.

03 00:40:10

The

03 00:40:10

short

03 00:40:10

of

03 00:40:10

it

03 00:40:10

is

03 00:40:11

they

03 00:40:11

spent

03 00:40:11

30

03 00:40:11

million

03 00:40:11

on

03 00:40:12

this

03 00:40:12

spot,

03 00:40:12

and

03 00:40:12

they're

03 00:40:13

expected

03 00:40:13

to

03 00:40:13

get

03 00:40:13

about

03 00:40:13

2

03 00:40:14

million

03 00:40:14

in

03 00:40:14

when

03 00:40:14

they,

03 00:40:15

when

03 00:40:15

they

03 00:40:15

go

03 00:40:15

to

03 00:40:15

auction.

03 00:40:16

So.

03 00:40:16

Whoops.

03 00:40:17

I

03 00:40:18

would

03 00:40:18

chalk

03 00:40:18

that

03 00:40:19

up

03 00:40:19

to

03 00:40:19

a

03 00:40:19

loss.

03 00:40:20

Yeah.

03 00:40:20

You

03 00:40:20

don't

03 00:40:21

say.

03 00:40:21

Uh,

03 00:40:22

there's

03 00:40:22

a

03 00:40:22

lot

03 00:40:22

more.

03 00:40:23

They've

03 00:40:23

merged

03 00:40:23

with

03 00:40:23

another

03 00:40:24

company

03 00:40:24

they're

03 00:40:24

hoping

03 00:40:25

to

03 00:40:25

live

03 00:40:25

on

03 00:40:25

and

03 00:40:26

contract

03 00:40:26

and

03 00:40:27

blah,

03 00:40:27

blah,

03 00:40:27

blah.

03 00:40:27

Jack's

03 00:40:28

Abbey

03 00:40:28

to

03 00:40:29

acquire

03 00:40:29

Wormtown

03 00:40:30

brewery

03 00:40:30

under

03 00:40:31

new

03 00:40:31

parent

03 00:40:31

company

03 00:40:32

Jack

03 00:40:32

Sabbie

03 00:40:33

will

03 00:40:33

acquire

03 00:40:33

fellow

03 00:40:34

Massachusetts

03 00:40:34

based

03 00:40:35

Worm

03 00:40:35

Town

03 00:40:35

Brewery

03 00:40:36

will

03 00:40:36

operate

03 00:40:36

the

03 00:40:36

two

03 00:40:37

breweries

03 00:40:38

under

03 00:40:38

the

03 00:40:38

newly

03 00:40:38

created

03 00:40:39

parent

03 00:40:39

company,

03 00:40:40

Henler

03 00:40:41

Family

03 00:40:41

Brewing

03 00:40:42

company.

03 00:40:43

The

03 00:40:43

sales

03 00:40:43

expected

03 00:40:44

to

03 00:40:44

close

03 00:40:44

in

03 00:40:44

early

03 00:40:44

summer

03 00:40:45

pending

03 00:40:45

licensing

03 00:40:46

and

03 00:40:46

approval,

03 00:40:46

according

03 00:40:47

to

03 00:40:47

a

03 00:40:47

press

03 00:40:47

release.

03 00:40:48

Jack's

03 00:40:49

beverage

03 00:40:49

company,

03 00:40:50

Jack

03 00:40:50

Abby's

03 00:40:51

contract

03 00:40:51

brewing

03 00:40:51

arm,

03 00:40:52

will

03 00:40:52

also

03 00:40:52

operate

03 00:40:53

under

03 00:40:53

the

03 00:40:53

new

03 00:40:53

parent

03 00:40:53

company.

03 00:40:54

Jack's

03 00:40:54

Abby

03 00:40:55

co

03 00:40:55

founder

03 00:40:55

and

03 00:40:55

CEO

03 00:40:57

Sam

03 00:40:57

Hendler

03 00:40:58

said

03 00:40:58

in

03 00:40:58

a

03 00:40:58

statement

03 00:40:58

shared

03 00:40:59

with

03 00:40:59

Brewbound

03 00:40:59

that

03 00:41:00

the

03 00:41:00

acquisition

03 00:41:01

is

03 00:41:01

not

03 00:41:01

only

03 00:41:01

a

03 00:41:01

milestone

03 00:41:02

for

03 00:41:02

the

03 00:41:02

three

03 00:41:03

co

03 00:41:03

owners

03 00:41:03

and

03 00:41:03

brothers,

03 00:41:04

but

03 00:41:04

also

03 00:41:05

reflects

03 00:41:05

a

03 00:41:05

broader

03 00:41:06

trend

03 00:41:06

unfolding

03 00:41:06

within

03 00:41:07

the

03 00:41:07

craft

03 00:41:07

beer

03 00:41:07

industry.

03 00:41:08

Both

03 00:41:08

breweries

03 00:41:09

will

03 00:41:09

operate

03 00:41:10

under

03 00:41:10

the

03 00:41:10

newly

03 00:41:10

formed

03 00:41:10

handler

03 00:41:11

family

03 00:41:11

umbrella.

03 00:41:12

The

03 00:41:13

transaction,

03 00:41:13

which

03 00:41:13

is

03 00:41:13

expected

03 00:41:14

to

03 00:41:14

close

03 00:41:14

in

03 00:41:14

early

03 00:41:15

summer,

03 00:41:15

and

03 00:41:16

related

03 00:41:16

capital

03 00:41:16

investments,

03 00:41:17

will

03 00:41:17

create

03 00:41:17

the

03 00:41:17

largest

03 00:41:18

craft

03 00:41:18

brewing

03 00:41:19

facility

03 00:41:19

in

03 00:41:20

Massachusetts,

03 00:41:21

Handler

03 00:41:21

family

03 00:41:22

Brewing

03 00:41:22

will

03 00:41:22

offer

03 00:41:23

jobs

03 00:41:23

to

03 00:41:23

the

03 00:41:23

vast

03 00:41:24

majority

03 00:41:24

of

03 00:41:24

current

03 00:41:25

non

03 00:41:25

ownership

03 00:41:26

Wormtown

03 00:41:26

staff.

03 00:41:27

According

03 00:41:27

to

03 00:41:27

their

03 00:41:27

press

03 00:41:28

release,

03 00:41:29

Wormtown

03 00:41:29

and

03 00:41:30

Jack's

03 00:41:30

Abbey

03 00:41:30

taprooms

03 00:41:31

remain

03 00:41:31

in

03 00:41:31

operation,

03 00:41:32

continue

03 00:41:32

only

03 00:41:33

to

03 00:41:33

serve

03 00:41:33

their

03 00:41:33

own

03 00:41:34

respective

03 00:41:34

products

03 00:41:35

with

03 00:41:35

additional

03 00:41:36

resources,

03 00:41:36

support

03 00:41:36

and

03 00:41:37

staff

03 00:41:37

from

03 00:41:37

the

03 00:41:37

new

03 00:41:37

ownership,

03 00:41:38

according

03 00:41:38

to

03 00:41:38

the

03 00:41:38

release.

03 00:41:39

Worm

03 00:41:39

town

03 00:41:39

operates

03 00:41:40

operates

03 00:41:41

tap

03 00:41:41

rooms

03 00:41:41

in

03 00:41:42

Worcester

03 00:41:44

and

03 00:41:44

at

03 00:41:44

Patriot

03 00:41:45

Place,

03 00:41:46

an

03 00:41:46

open

03 00:41:46

air

03 00:41:46

shopping

03 00:41:47

district

03 00:41:47

in

03 00:41:47

Foxborough,

03 00:41:48

near

03 00:41:48

the

03 00:41:48

New

03 00:41:48

England's

03 00:41:49

Patriots

03 00:41:49

home

03 00:41:49

field.

03 00:41:50

Anyways,

03 00:41:51

it

03 00:41:51

goes

03 00:41:51

on

03 00:41:51

from

03 00:41:51

there,

03 00:41:51

but

03 00:41:52

more

03 00:41:52

merchant.

03 00:41:53

A

03 00:41:53

lot

03 00:41:53

of

03 00:41:54

information

03 00:41:54

there.

03 00:41:54

Yeah,

03 00:41:55

sorry,

03 00:41:55

too

03 00:41:55

much

03 00:41:55

information.

03 00:41:56

Ballast

03 00:41:56

Point

03 00:41:57

is

03 00:41:57

going

03 00:41:57

to

03 00:41:58

cease

03 00:41:58

production

03 00:41:59

in

03 00:41:59

Miramar

03 00:42:00

and

03 00:42:01

go

03 00:42:01

strictly

03 00:42:02

contract

03 00:42:02

production.

03 00:42:04

Interesting.

03 00:42:05

Not

03 00:42:06

surprise,

03 00:42:08

but

03 00:42:08

it's

03 00:42:09

interesting.

03 00:42:10

It

03 00:42:10

is

03 00:42:10

interesting.

03 00:42:11

Kings

03 00:42:11

and

03 00:42:11

convicts

03 00:42:12

owned

03 00:42:13

Ballast

03 00:42:13

Point

03 00:42:14

brewing

03 00:42:14

ceased

03 00:42:15

operations

03 00:42:15

at

03 00:42:15

its

03 00:42:16

Miramar

03 00:42:16

production

03 00:42:16

facility

03 00:42:17

last

03 00:42:18

weekend

03 00:42:18

and

03 00:42:19

will

03 00:42:19

lean

03 00:42:19

on

03 00:42:19

contract

03 00:42:20

production

03 00:42:20

for

03 00:42:20

its

03 00:42:21

offerings

03 00:42:21

moving

03 00:42:22

forward

03 00:42:22

for

03 00:42:22

distribution

03 00:42:23

and

03 00:42:23

tap

03 00:42:23

room

03 00:42:23

service.

03 00:42:24

An

03 00:42:25

unnamed

03 00:42:25

business

03 00:42:26

will

03 00:42:26

take

03 00:42:26

over

03 00:42:26

the

03 00:42:26

107,000

03 00:42:28

square

03 00:42:28

foot

03 00:42:29

facility

03 00:42:30

with

03 00:42:30

a

03 00:42:30

million

03 00:42:30

barrels

03 00:42:31

of

03 00:42:31

production

03 00:42:31

capacity.

03 00:42:32

Good

03 00:42:33

God.

03 00:42:33

Right.

03 00:42:34

It's

03 00:42:34

unclear

03 00:42:35

who

03 00:42:35

that

03 00:42:35

business

03 00:42:35

will

03 00:42:35

be

03 00:42:36

at

03 00:42:36

this

03 00:42:36

time.

03 00:42:36

With

03 00:42:37

a

03 00:42:37

move,

03 00:42:37

a

03 00:42:37

number

03 00:42:38

of

03 00:42:38

ballast

03 00:42:38

point

03 00:42:39

production

03 00:42:39

staffers

03 00:42:39

have

03 00:42:40

been

03 00:42:40

laid

03 00:42:40

off,

03 00:42:40

according

03 00:42:41

to

03 00:42:41

San

03 00:42:41

Diego

03 00:42:41

Beer

03 00:42:42

News.

03 00:42:42

Ballast

03 00:42:43

Point

03 00:42:43

CEO

03 00:42:44

Brendan

03 00:42:44

Waters

03 00:42:45

told

03 00:42:46

SD

03 00:42:46

beer

03 00:42:46

news,

03 00:42:47

it's

03 00:42:47

been

03 00:42:47

a

03 00:42:47

hard

03 00:42:47

week,

03 00:42:47

but

03 00:42:48

we

03 00:42:48

had

03 00:42:48

to

03 00:42:48

right

03 00:42:48

the

03 00:42:48

ship.

03 00:42:49

I've

03 00:42:49

been

03 00:42:49

trying

03 00:42:50

to

03 00:42:50

get

03 00:42:50

us

03 00:42:50

out

03 00:42:50

of

03 00:42:50

there

03 00:42:51

for

03 00:42:51

the

03 00:42:51

better

03 00:42:51

part

03 00:42:51

of

03 00:42:51

a

03 00:42:51

year

03 00:42:51

and

03 00:42:52

a

03 00:42:52

half.

03 00:42:52

We

03 00:42:53

brought

03 00:42:53

other

03 00:42:53

brewies

03 00:42:54

in

03 00:42:54

on

03 00:42:54

a

03 00:42:54

contract

03 00:42:55

basis

03 00:42:55

to

03 00:42:55

try

03 00:42:55

and

03 00:42:55

fill

03 00:42:56

up

03 00:42:56

capacity.

03 00:42:57

It's

03 00:42:57

too

03 00:42:58

big.

03 00:42:58

And

03 00:42:58

that

03 00:42:58

ain't

03 00:42:58

ballast

03 00:42:59

point.

03 00:42:59

Ballast

03 00:43:00

Point

03 00:43:00

is

03 00:43:00

Scripps

03 00:43:00

ranch.

03 00:43:01

Back

03 00:43:01

in

03 00:43:01

the

03 00:43:01

day,

03 00:43:02

grinding

03 00:43:02

24

03 00:43:03

hours

03 00:43:03

a

03 00:43:03

day,

03 00:43:03

which

03 00:43:03

was

03 00:43:03

a

03 00:43:03

tiny

03 00:43:04

little

03 00:43:04

brewing

03 00:43:04

facility.

03 00:43:05

Okay.

03 00:43:05

The

03 00:43:06

company

03 00:43:06

will

03 00:43:06

continue

03 00:43:06

to

03 00:43:07

operate

03 00:43:07

the

03 00:43:07

bar

03 00:43:07

and

03 00:43:07

restaurant

03 00:43:08

at

03 00:43:08

the

03 00:43:08

Miramar

03 00:43:08

facility.

03 00:43:09

Brew

03 00:43:09

pub

03 00:43:10

in

03 00:43:10

San

03 00:43:10

Diego's

03 00:43:10

Little

03 00:43:10

Italy

03 00:43:11

neighborhood,

03 00:43:11

home

03 00:43:12

brew

03 00:43:12

mart

03 00:43:12

locations

03 00:43:13

in

03 00:43:13

Morena,

03 00:43:13

and

03 00:43:13

outpost

03 00:43:14

in

03 00:43:14

Anaheim,

03 00:43:15

San

03 00:43:15

Francisco,

03 00:43:15

and

03 00:43:16

Long

03 00:43:16

beach,

03 00:43:16

according

03 00:43:16

to

03 00:43:16

the

03 00:43:17

report.

03 00:43:17

By

03 00:43:17

the

03 00:43:17

way,

03 00:43:18

Anaheim

03 00:43:18

is

03 00:43:18

the

03 00:43:18

one

03 00:43:18

at

03 00:43:18

Disneyland.

03 00:43:19

It's

03 00:43:19

not

03 00:43:19

just

03 00:43:19

in

03 00:43:20

Anaheim.

03 00:43:20

So

03 00:43:21

I'm

03 00:43:21

sure

03 00:43:22

they

03 00:43:22

have

03 00:43:22

some

03 00:43:22

contract

03 00:43:22

where

03 00:43:23

they

03 00:43:23

can't

03 00:43:23

just

03 00:43:24

up

03 00:43:24

and

03 00:43:24

leave

03 00:43:25

Disneyland,

03 00:43:25

but

03 00:43:26

who

03 00:43:26

knows?

03 00:43:26

Oh,

03 00:43:27

interesting

03 00:43:27

to

03 00:43:27

see

03 00:43:27

who

03 00:43:27

goes

03 00:43:28

in

03 00:43:28

there.

03 00:43:28

Yeah.

03 00:43:29

But

03 00:43:29

they're

03 00:43:30

keeping

03 00:43:30

all

03 00:43:30

their

03 00:43:30

other

03 00:43:30

locations

03 00:43:31

open.

03 00:43:31

That's

03 00:43:31

a

03 00:43:31

big

03 00:43:32

ass

03 00:43:32

brewing

03 00:43:32

facility

03 00:43:32

to

03 00:43:33

try

03 00:43:33

and

03 00:43:33

fill

03 00:43:33

up.

03 00:43:34

What

03 00:43:34

do

03 00:43:34

you

03 00:43:34

say?

03 00:43:34

107,000

03 00:43:36

sqft?

03 00:43:37

Yeah,

03 00:43:38

that's.

03 00:43:39

That's

03 00:43:39

insane.

03 00:43:40

That's.

03 00:43:40

Yeah,

03 00:43:40

that's

03 00:43:41

fucking

03 00:43:41

insane.

03 00:43:42

Yeah.

03 00:43:42

I

03 00:43:42

will

03 00:43:43

quickly

03 00:43:43

end

03 00:43:43

it

03 00:43:43

with

03 00:43:43

this

03 00:43:43

story.

03 00:43:44

It's

03 00:43:44

like

03 00:43:44

50

03 00:43:44

of

03 00:43:45

my

03 00:43:45

houses.

03 00:43:46

It's

03 00:43:46

like

03 00:43:46

107

03 00:43:47

of

03 00:43:47

my

03 00:43:47

houses.

03 00:43:52

Oh,

03 00:43:53

it's

03 00:43:53

depressing.

03 00:43:54

Cause

03 00:43:54

I'm

03 00:43:54

sure

03 00:43:54

my

03 00:43:54

house

03 00:43:55

costs

03 00:43:55

three

03 00:43:55

times

03 00:43:55

what

03 00:43:56

yours

03 00:43:56

does.

03 00:43:58

I

03 00:43:58

don't

03 00:43:58

even

03 00:43:58

have

03 00:43:58

a.

03 00:43:59

Not

03 00:43:59

a

03 00:43:59

real

03 00:43:59

estate

03 00:44:00

show.

03 00:44:00

Not

03 00:44:00

yet.

03 00:44:01

We're

03 00:44:01

the

03 00:44:02

property

03 00:44:02

bros.

03 00:44:03

We'll

03 00:44:03

end

03 00:44:03

it

03 00:44:03

with

03 00:44:03

this

03 00:44:04

r1

03 00:44:04

quick.

03 00:44:04

Idaho

03 00:44:05

Falls.

03 00:44:05

Man

03 00:44:05

kicks

03 00:44:06

Yellowstone

03 00:44:06

bison,

03 00:44:07

injures

03 00:44:07

leg

03 00:44:08

and

03 00:44:08

goes

03 00:44:08

to

03 00:44:08

jail.

03 00:44:10

Sounds

03 00:44:10

about

03 00:44:10

right.

03 00:44:11

You

03 00:44:11

ready

03 00:44:11

for

03 00:44:11

this?

03 00:44:11

Name?

03 00:44:12

Clarence

03 00:44:13

Yoder.

03 00:44:14

Yeah,

03 00:44:14

that

03 00:44:14

sounds.

03 00:44:15

Sounds

03 00:44:15

about.

03 00:44:16

Yeah,

03 00:44:16

about

03 00:44:16

right.

03 00:44:17

40

03 00:44:17

approached

03 00:44:18

a

03 00:44:18

bison

03 00:44:18

too

03 00:44:18

closely

03 00:44:19

on

03 00:44:19

the

03 00:44:19

afternoon

03 00:44:20

of

03 00:44:20

April

03 00:44:20

21

03 00:44:21

at

03 00:44:21

the

03 00:44:22

west

03 00:44:22

entrance

03 00:44:22

road

03 00:44:22

near

03 00:44:23

Seven

03 00:44:23

Mile

03 00:44:23

bridge,

03 00:44:24

7

03 00:44:25

miles

03 00:44:25

east

03 00:44:25

of

03 00:44:25

the

03 00:44:26

park's

03 00:44:26

west

03 00:44:26

entrance.

03 00:44:27

Rangers

03 00:44:27

responded

03 00:44:28

if

03 00:44:28

they

03 00:44:28

got

03 00:44:28

a

03 00:44:28

report

03 00:44:28

of

03 00:44:28

someone

03 00:44:29

harassing

03 00:44:29

a

03 00:44:29

herd

03 00:44:30

of

03 00:44:30

bison

03 00:44:31

and

03 00:44:31

kicking

03 00:44:31

one

03 00:44:31

of

03 00:44:31

the

03 00:44:31

animals

03 00:44:32

in

03 00:44:32

the

03 00:44:32

leg.

03 00:44:32

They

03 00:44:32

found

03 00:44:33

his

03 00:44:33

vehicle

03 00:44:33

near

03 00:44:33

the

03 00:44:34

west

03 00:44:34

entrance

03 00:44:35

and

03 00:44:35

stopped

03 00:44:35

in.

03 00:44:36

Yoda

03 00:44:37

was

03 00:44:37

charged

03 00:44:38

with

03 00:44:38

being

03 00:44:38

under

03 00:44:38

the

03 00:44:38

influence

03 00:44:39

of

03 00:44:39

alcohol

03 00:44:39

to

03 00:44:39

agree

03 00:44:40

that

03 00:44:40

may

03 00:44:40

endanger

03 00:44:41

oneself,

03 00:44:42

disorderly

03 00:44:42

conduct

03 00:44:43

as

03 00:44:43

to

03 00:44:43

create

03 00:44:43

or

03 00:44:44

maintain

03 00:44:44

a

03 00:44:44

hazardous

03 00:44:45

condition

03 00:44:46

and

03 00:44:46

approaching

03 00:44:46

wildlife,

03 00:44:47

and

03 00:44:47

disturbing

03 00:44:47

wildlife.

03 00:44:48

The

03 00:44:48

driver

03 00:44:49

of

03 00:44:49

the

03 00:44:49

vehicle

03 00:44:49

was

03 00:44:49

37

03 00:44:50

year

03 00:44:50

old

03 00:44:50

McKenna

03 00:44:50

bass,

03 00:44:51

also

03 00:44:51

of

03 00:44:52

Idaho

03 00:44:52

Falls,

03 00:44:53

who

03 00:44:53

was

03 00:44:53

arrested

03 00:44:54

incited

03 00:44:54

on

03 00:44:54

charges

03 00:44:55

of

03 00:44:55

driving

03 00:44:55

under

03 00:44:56

the

03 00:44:56

influence,

03 00:44:57

interference

03 00:44:57

with

03 00:44:58

failure

03 00:44:59

for

03 00:44:59

failure

03 00:44:59

to

03 00:44:59

yield

03 00:44:59

to

03 00:45:00

emergency

03 00:45:00

light

03 00:45:00

activation

03 00:45:01

and

03 00:45:02

disturbing

03 00:45:02

wildlife.

03 00:45:03

Park

03 00:45:03

officials

03 00:45:03

said

03 00:45:03

his

03 00:45:04

injuries

03 00:45:04

were

03 00:45:04

minor.

03 00:45:04

No

03 00:45:04

further

03 00:45:05

details

03 00:45:05

were

03 00:45:05

given.

03 00:45:06

So

03 00:45:06

did

03 00:45:06

he

03 00:45:06

hurt

03 00:45:07

his

03 00:45:07

leg

03 00:45:07

or

03 00:45:07

the

03 00:45:08

bison's

03 00:45:08

leg?

03 00:45:08

His

03 00:45:09

own

03 00:45:09

leg.

03 00:45:09

Okay,

03 00:45:10

that's

03 00:45:10

what

03 00:45:10

I

03 00:45:10

thought.

03 00:45:10

Don't

03 00:45:11

worry,

03 00:45:11

the

03 00:45:11

bison

03 00:45:11

is

03 00:45:12

fine.

03 00:45:12

The

03 00:45:12

idiot

03 00:45:12

is

03 00:45:13

the

03 00:45:13

one

03 00:45:13

that

03 00:45:13

got

03 00:45:13

hurt.

03 00:45:14

That's

03 00:45:15

what

03 00:45:15

I

03 00:45:15

was

03 00:45:15

hoping

03 00:45:16

until

03 00:45:16

you

03 00:45:16

said

03 00:45:16

that

03 00:45:16

he

03 00:45:17

kicked

03 00:45:17

the

03 00:45:17

bison

03 00:45:17

in

03 00:45:17

the

03 00:45:18

leg.

03 00:45:18

Yeah,

03 00:45:20

justice

03 00:45:20

was

03 00:45:20

served.

03 00:45:21

Bison

03 00:45:21

alright?

03 00:45:22

No,

03 00:45:22

no,

03 00:45:22

the

03 00:45:23

bison

03 00:45:23

is

03 00:45:23

like

03 00:45:23

a

03 00:45:24

thousand

03 00:45:24

pounds.

03 00:45:25

I

03 00:45:25

think

03 00:45:25

he's

03 00:45:26

all

03 00:45:26

right.

03 00:45:26

Maybe

03 00:45:27

you

03 00:45:27

hit

03 00:45:27

the

03 00:45:27

right

03 00:45:27

spot.

03 00:45:28

I

03 00:45:28

don't

03 00:45:28

know.

03 00:45:28

Hey,

03 00:45:29

you

03 00:45:29

never

03 00:45:29

know.

03 00:45:30

Oh,

03 00:45:31

that's

03 00:45:31

everything.

03 00:45:32

I'm

03 00:45:32

gonna

03 00:45:32

hit

03 00:45:32

some

03 00:45:33

music

03 00:45:33

over

03 00:45:33

here.

03 00:45:33

I'm

03 00:45:33

gonna

03 00:45:33

say

03 00:45:34

hello

03 00:45:35

to

03 00:45:35

Vanessa.

03 00:45:36

Hello,

03 00:45:36

Vanessa.

03 00:45:38

I

03 00:45:38

hope

03 00:45:38

you

03 00:45:38

all

03 00:45:38

check

03 00:45:39

us

03 00:45:39

out

03 00:45:39

on

03 00:45:39

the

03 00:45:39

socials

03 00:45:40

and

03 00:45:40

everything

03 00:45:41

else's

03 00:45:42

crappy

03 00:45:43

republic.

03 00:45:43

And

03 00:45:43

of

03 00:45:43

course,

03 00:45:44

flex

03 00:45:44

me

03 00:45:44

a

03 00:45:44

beer.

03 00:45:44

Underscores

03 00:45:45

in

03 00:45:45

between.

03 00:45:46

Leave

03 00:45:46

us

03 00:45:46

a

03 00:45:46

voicemail.

03 00:45:47

805538.

03 00:45:49

Beer.

03 00:45:49

It's

03 00:45:50

2337.

03 00:45:52

I

03 00:45:52

think

03 00:45:52

that's

03 00:45:52

just

03 00:45:53

about

03 00:45:53

everything.

03 00:45:54

Come

03 00:45:54

hang

03 00:45:54

out

03 00:45:54

with

03 00:45:54

us

03 00:45:55

next

03 00:45:55

week.

03 00:45:55

Hope

03 00:45:56

everyone's

03 00:45:56

staying

03 00:45:57

very

03 00:45:57

well

03 00:45:58

hydrated.

03 00:45:59

And

03 00:45:59

on

03 00:45:59

that

03 00:45:59

note,

03 00:46:00

good

03 00:46:00

night,

03 00:46:01

everybody.