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Listeners ChelseyBD and 'I have A'.

Very important announcement, but we are gonna save it for the end of today's episode.

So take this moment.

Do A' little inhale, A'.

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Get super hyped cuz we have A'.

Fantastic announcement that will.

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Very true.

drop that nugget and move on.

ChelseyBD, how are you today?

'I Am good.

'I got A' Facial 'I haven't gotten A' facial in probably three years.

The last time 'I remember going to her was pre Covid.

'I 'I know.

'I recall her as being very mean, but 'I also like liked her cuz 'I feel like you want.

You want your facialist to be A' little bit mean, but 'I think Covid 'I has softened her.

She was, she was actually very nice to me today.

So 'I enjoyed that very much.

like mean how?

Like they point out your flaws or something in your skin.

Yeah.

You know, it's, it's A' Tales all A' time, uh, with A' podcast here.

But we know that I'm not great at the hydrating thing, which obviously affects the skin.

So 'I usually get A' lecture about my level of dehydration, which, you know, is, is warranted.

And then just like generally speaking, I've tried to be A' little bit better, but I'm not

And I've been blessed my whole life with very good skin.

And 'I think the facialists can see that and they're like, take care of it.

You wanna keep that good skin.

So it's more of like out of love.

It's not like A' just mean for being mean, you know?

Yeah.

Are they then following that up with like buy some of my products.

And she doesn't, and 'I like really

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

No, she doesn't do that.

So that's nice.

good.

So it was good.

It was very pleasant.

It was relaxing.

It was A' good self care moment.

So I'm feeling great.

How are you doing Trey?

Well, I'm doing well.

You know, it's been A' great week here.

I'm happy that we are chugging along, moving closer.

Here we are in April, which is so nice.

Summer is right around the corner.

Like it's so

can't even believe it.

It's bizarre.

'I know, but life is good.

'I do like 'I really feel like I'm in flow and life is, is happy.

And no big major events really just like happiness.

That's good.

Was it recently?

Was it like the adoption anniversary of Hunter?

Because 'I noticed that you and David both did A' post, or was that just

That was just Hunter being cute with his tongue sticking

It was very cute.

Amazing.

Well, I'm so glad that we're both feeling so positive because you know,

And with that in mind, . Trey, would you like to

A', Complaint.

Well, of course 'I

Yes.

'I

'I today really need to talk about something that 'I feel like

Okay.

and then 'I have experienced it multiple times throughout my life, and

Now this is just one of life's terrible moments.

And I'm of course talking about when you run out of milk, when you're eating cereal,

Oh God awful.

it really is terrible.

when it's already in the bowl.

You're like going back for A' Little bit.

Oh, no.

you don't have enough or you know that there's not gonna be enough, but you

really want

the cereal so you try to make it happen.

Like 'I have actually like tried to thin it out by adding water.

Yeah.

Oh my

But like I'm not A' kid

'I mean if it's like A' whole milk or something, then yeah, but like

Yeah, it really doesn't do well.

The, another like tangent out of this is that we drink almond milk and almond milk.

Warm temperature, room temperature versus cold tastes very different

in the mouth.

Agree.

'I feel like it's much more almondy when it's cold.

Well, 'I, like everything cold.

Obviously I'm the ice king, but like, 'I will when 'I get to halfway in my little

It's not the recommended portion.

And 'I know that I'm always gonna go back for more, but it really is frustrating, especially if

It isn't like you could just eat Cheerios dry like you'll do with little kids.

Like 'I have like A', an earthy, nutty mixture

Adult cereal

right?

It's not like little like sugary things you can just eat on their own.

Like they're like grain.

Yeah.

It's not the same.

It's really upsetting.

It really throws off the plans.

It is sort of like you've wasted the cereal now at this point because there's not enough milk and

Yeah, 'I feel you?

That's so frustrating.

'I hate that for you.

Just while we're on the topic of you liking cold things, can we get an ice update?

How's the ice maker?

Oh, it's great.

Okay.

Thank goodness.

Oh my goodness.

'I was like having A' A' for you, so I'm glad that that's been resolved.

Yeah, and 'I bought an extra one, so it's like 'I have the backup, so

got the backup filter.

That's never gonna happen again.

Amazing.

Well, the cereal and lack of milk has been added to the ledger.

Definitely relatable.

Feel you

There's another thing, similarly, it's like hotdog wieners are sold

hot dog, wieners, 'I.

Don't

in an eight pack or they're, they're sold in

Oh, but then the buns 'I.

in A' eight

You've seen Father the bride.

Obviously when Steve Martin's character goes to jail because he is like 'I, only 'I don't

A'.

Some jerk at the hotdog company got together with some jerk at the hotdog bun company.

Yeah,

mean it's real.

That's A' real

thing.

true.

It's true.

They're trying to get one one over.

'I hate it.

All right, well

that's my

it.

Yes.

Heard.

about you?

'I.

You know, 'I love these complaints when I'm like, 'I blame myself.

But 'I hate that.

'I have this compulsion to reread texts and emails that like are maybe like more important

And then I'm like, I'm all of A' sudden obsessively rereading the text

'I need to stop doing.

Is this something you ever do?

Are you A', obsessive reread?

I'm definitely an obsessive person and I've definitely been in this situation.

It's usually for negative reason.

sometimes it's negative.

Sometimes it's like 'I sent A' Complaint or something to my boss or whatever it is, and then

X, Y, z is 'I gonna work?

Or something like that, you know?

And then I'm just like reading it over and over and over as if that's

Like it's out in the ether, it's not getting changed.

We know that 'I love the new edit feature on the text message.

And 'I do that more.

Like 'I can be obsessive about, you know, punctuation and grammar and

So 'I love it for that reason.

But like sometimes I'm just like rereading.

Like A' really long email or A', really long text and 'I just find, I've been

It's almost like 'I kind of broke the habit as an actor.

A' little bit 'I mean still get there sometimes of like rewatching myself tapes A' million times

Like I've gotten better about that, but with the reading thing, it can

especially if it's something that 'I feel like 'I really made stellar

Sure.

will obsessively go over it.

'I would say that 'I feel like 'I do this A' lot with David.

Where 'I will like read or 'I will share, or 'I will incessantly talk

Oh, well, he

feel like it's

What A' nice partner 'I know well, that maybe if 'I had A' partner,

But because 'I don't, I'm like doing it just to myself and Goldie, and that's just not helping

Do you get A' sense of like, pleasure out of it, or is it

sometimes.

feeling bad the whole time?

Sometimes that's what 'I mean.

Like it, it varies.

Like sometimes it's like I'm anxious so I'm rereading it because I'm like,

And sometimes it's like, oh, good on me.

'I really worded that right.

Or like you said, like 'I really made that argument so tight that like

But 'I 'I think that both are stemming from some sort of insecurity or something.

Mm-hmm.

But I'd like to be able to stop that because I've lately been trying to like

Habits on A' daily, regular basis that are taking up A' lot of time or you know, you get your screen

You know, if 'I that five hours back, imagine uh, what 'I could have done.

So anyway, long-winded, but that's, that's the Complaint.

'I, hear it.

'I.

Definitely hear that.

'I feel like it is, um, A' symptom of our personalities about like being very concerned.

'I, imagine that people that just don't care aren't obsessing over

That's like, that's what 'I suspect.

Yeah, 'I.

Think you're right.

Well, that's it.

The complaints have been lodged.

They've been added to the ledger.

'I.

'I honestly, do feel A'.

Little bit better just voicing that out loud because 'I feel like it for me at least.

It's like A' very like shameful thing that 'I do on my own.

So somehow getting that out into the open feels good.

So thanks for being my, my sounding board on that tray.

And

Well, I'm not sure though 'I think I'm gonna obsess over this for weeks.

Please don't.

to this over and over and

Please don't.

You might.

So anyway, now that we've gotten everything off our chest, should we

Oh, 'I.

Think without A' doubt.

ChelseyBD, are you ready to go hand to hand

Yes, 'I am.

or should we go outer space to outer space?

Should we go space to space?

Should we go?

Let's go into the outer limits.

Tentacle,

Oh, 'I.

Think it's time for us to go ahead and.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

'I.

Think it's time.

'I

And Queens, obviously today is yet another verses episode

Woo.

and today

Oh my god.

Trey, stop.

these are my spaceship glasses.

Trey's wearing like chandelier sunglasses.

They're so fun.

This music is really loud.

'I love it.

These glasses are A'.

Little like Lady Gaga, but

They feel 'I was gonna say that.

They feel very G outta

But 'I wanted them to be

How do you see?

But Gaga feels sort of alien, so that feels appropriate.

Think 'I might put them up here.

I'll put them over my third eye.

Okay.

So as the music is indicating.

Today, ChelseyBD and 'I are going to cover both A' one star and A'

Today's topic is the International U F O Museum and Research Center in Roswell, New Mexico.

Oh,

Ooh.

Don't get abducted.

That's right.

For this verse episode, Trey has selected the five star and 'I have selected the one star.

So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that Quarter

You guys,

heads.

it's heads.

Woo.

Okay.

All right, so that just means that we're gonna go with Chelsea's review first.

So we're gonna hear from our one star first.

So let me give you A' little background.

Okay.

the U F O Museum that is located in Roswell now.

Okay.

'I don't know A' lot about like alien stuff, like it's not my genre.

Do you know A' lot about UFOs and

You know, I'm very afraid of aliens 'I.

Think 'I told on the Patreon my story of the Alien ride at Disneyland.

Oh, that's right.

So I'm not A' fan.

'I know that

Yeah.

Alien stuff isn't my jam.

It doesn't scare

but 'I do.

'I do see people and 'I, 'I think that people are either humans, aliens, or dinosaurs.

You think people are dinosaurs,

Don't you ever meet someone and you're like, you look like A'.

Dinosaur.

Like 'I.

Believe that you at one point were A' dinosaur and like you like 'I.

Look at Alien, uh, 'I, alien, Musk, 'I.

Look at um, Elon Musk.

And immediately I'm like, alien, alien, alien, A'.

Hundred percent alien.

Interesting 'I.

Don't think 'I have any of these

'I, get human vibes from you.

I'm trying to think of an example of someone that 'I see them in.

I'm like, dinosaur, but it definitely happens.

Okay,

Anyway.

sure.

Yeah.

Well, we're gonna dig deep into this Roswell incident,

But at the time of this recording, the U F O Museum has 1,929 Google reviews.

Their average score is four point.

2,721 Trip advisory reviews with the average score of 4.0, and then there are 392 Yelp

It was Yelpers.

So, The international U F O Museum and Research Center is located in Roswell,

In the United States and elsewhere.

It was founded in 1991.

Keep in mind, this is around the time of the TV show, the X-files which made,

Mm.

which made aliens very pop culture e.

Yes.

they actually established as A' nonprofit educational organization,

And they operate still to this day, inside of A', former movie theater from the 1930s.

So it like looks very retro and like interesting.

And they still have the marquee set up and it's like, even that is A' little like off and weird.

And they function as the centerpiece for the annual U F O F.

The UFO Fest.

That sounds fun.

That's like A', comic Conus for U Aliens.

Okay.

Okay, so then this is the backstory that like 'I had to learn about cause 'I didn't really know.

So the catalyst for this museum is the 1947 Roswell U F O incident in which A'

outside of Roswell near A'.

Giant trench that spanned hundreds of feet.

Hmm.

How did that get there?

The International U F O Museum and Research Center shares theories about the Roswell

So we're gonna be getting into some uie spooky, scary terror stuff.

So with all of that background info, why don't we board our spaceships?

and find some unidentified flying objects.

Review, That, Review.

All right, 'I have 'I Think as Trey mentioned, the one.review

This one.review is written by Kristen R.

The subject is tragic waste of time,

oh my.

and here we go.

'I.

Prior to visiting family had warned us that the museum was pretty bad.

We were prepared for pretty bad and we're expecting cheesy, funny, and possibly interesting.

I'm open to being convinced that Roswell happened.

I'm not A' believer or A' Denier and 'I thought this museum might provide

They provide nothing.

In fact, 'I think.

'I believe less than 'I did before going based off of the ineptitude of the museum.

damn.

This museum was on par with an elementary school student science fair project.

Uh,

articles are placed throughout, no summaries, no highlights, et cetera.

Are we expected to read dozens upon dozens of articles?

No maps are provided.

Where did this happen?

Where were witnesses?

At the time of the crash, where was this in relation to Roswell?

What was the trajectory of the U F O based on the crash scene evidence?

Most recollections of the event, including affidavits.

We're third hand accounts.

Captions of the displays are difficult to read in all caps, bold font, and with

There is A' film viewing area, but unfortunately most films playing are Hollywood or Hollywood

How about brief interviews from witnesses?

How about A' Discovery channel style into flick?

Who is really gonna sit in there for one to two hours to watch A' full movie verdict?

Skip it.

Not worth the hour plus drive from Carlsbad or wherever you're based.

Wow.

Kristen is not mincing words.

Kristen isn't, but like, for whatever reason, 'I trust Kristen, but 'I

Well, my immediate feeling is that 'I Trust Kristen as well, because 'I relate to the

Oh my God, your glasses, 'I.

Just saw them cuz 'I was covering your face.

Trey's now wearing like Aviator feels like very Joe Biden to me now The Aviator for some reason.

But 'I love it.

Do you get the reference here?

What if 'I do this?

Is it like A' men in black?

Yes.

Woo.

Did

I'm holding up my spray hand sanitizer, but I'm using it

Yes.

Okay.

'I.

So 'I trust Kristen off the top because 'I agree with the statement

same.

So just strictly coming out and saying like, 'I don't believe, but like I'm open

So 'I take from that, that Kristen is, uh, levelheaded.

They're not gonna be judgmental.

They're

in as A' hater.

right.

They're willing to weigh the options and like

They've driven an hour to get there.

'I think that using the word tragic in the subject is so funny.

Yes.

And literally saying just the se like if 'I were to pull A' sentence out of this

It's literally this three word sentence.

They provide nothing.

Oof.

That's tough.

Yeah.

coming off of A' statement that makes me think Kristen is level-headed

They're not going here to like ridicule and be judgmental.

Like they're actually like, yeah, yeah.

Like, convince me, like, tell me your side.

Like if it's Phil's, like Kristen Wenton as an unbiased interviewer

And then it's like, well there's, there's nothing here.

You think I'm gonna sit here and watch the Titan?

Right.

We're better yet read like articles about the Titanic from third party,

You know,

that's my question.

Okay, so third party accounts on the affidavits.

Yeah.

So where are the witnesses and like where are the people from 1947?

A' little.

Maybe they were abducted 'I.

Don't know.

It sounds A' little fishy

Well, like if we get into this like U F O conspiracy conversation,

Where

it is all A' little bit fishy.

Like maybe the point that it's so bad is actually what should convince you that

It's so bad.

It's good.

Maybe 'I did have that thought.

I'm not gonna lie, when 'I was reading this, like, that's really weird.

'I mean 'I Similarly feel like I've heard about this in the zeitgeist.

'I haven't done A' ton of research about the Roswell incident, but obviously like it's.

Pop culture at this point.

So we've all sort of heard about it.

So 'I was super curious going into this to be like, oh, 'I wonder if I'm gonna learn something.

But 'I don't feel like I've learned anything and 'I feel for Kristen in that frustration

Give me the Dets, 'I.

Wanna like on the ground, one-on-one interview with like Susie Jones who lived

Where is Susie Jones?

Right, like 'I, if you're going here, because it's gonna be one

What other museum would you possibly leave and, and in the car ride home

'I mean That's crazy.

That was tragic.

That was tragic.

My parents told me it's not worth it.

Really wasn't like, that's crazy.

All of these statements are really bad.

Oh, totally 'I mean.

This is definitely A' damning review and it's unfortunately for the U F O Museum A'.

Pretty convincing damning review.

'I mean.

. Listen, 'I.

Think maybe there are some people that would sit there and read these articles, but 'I do

Like, isn't the museum supposed to have the X factor?

Couldn't you probably find these articles online?

'I mean What is special about A' Museum if it doesn't have unique information?

Well, that's what I'm thinking is like 'I, 'I.

Think of museums as C, like A' collection of tangible physical items.

Not necessarily like you're gonna sit at A' library and read documents like.

And yes, obviously you go to A' Museum and there will be like newspapers and documents that you're

Right?

Like at very least, hypothetically speaking, there's not A', lot of like artifacts that are

Right.

Right.

But don't you think we could at least, like 'I would like to know A' history

Where did this conversation come from?

Was this like, they were talking about this bc you know what 'I mean?

Like we saw carvings on the wall that indicate u f Donn.

Don't know like.

There's gotta be some actual history to when we started having this conversation.

What are examples of instances maybe besides Roswell, where we

Obviously this review, let me look, was written in 2013, so it was A' while ago, but you know,

A', U F O, that NASA or whoever was just like, yep, that was A', U F O.

But like we were all so distracted with Covid 'I that we were like ignoring the

We don't know what that is.

Moving

So who knows, like maybe things have changed.

I'm leaving like A', little bit of A' margin of error.

'I don't know where your review is dated.

So it's possible, it's interesting to me that the overalls feel pretty high.

You know, when 'I was reading through the negative reviews.

Pretty much all of them felt like deal breakers, like this is A', total tourist trap, not A'.

Lot of information, not high quality, something that is, is not really worth your time.

So for me, and again, I'm biased because I've been spending my time in the one review lane,

Well, okay, but so something you were just saying, so we've really

So then, okay, how could they fill it?

If you don't have like the alien skull and you don't have the first person accounts,

Like what should they do?

'I don't.

'I.

Just think that if you're going to have an entire museum dedicated to something, hire A' PR agent.

Get creative, 'I.

Don't know.

Figure something out.

Like if this is your angle and this is your audience.

Make it 'I, 'I mean again.

And it's not my thing.

Like 'I don't love aliens, but make it some sort.

Like remember we read the review of like the, was it the, the what?

What did, what do they have calling it?

The sex museum.

The um,

was literally just gonna say all of this, the Mo Mo.

Mox at Mox, it's like, listen, it wasn't everybody's cup of tea,

You know what 'I mean, like A' dildo, ball pit, or some shit.

Like there are things that you could certainly 'I.

Put in this museum in the world of aliens, even if you wanted to have an entire

Right.

We're in A' theater, so maybe we talk about sci-fi writers and what that's like and where

'I don't know, like there's A' million ways we could go with this.

It doesn't really feel like we took any of those creative routes.

Right,

You really can't!

expand the world, especially since this is the international U F O Museum and research.

Like I'm also hearing and 'I thought of the Museum of Sex as well.

Cuz it's like expand on the world of what it is to be an.

Unidentified flying object.

Like have A' bunch of photo ops with like alien stuff.

Like have the inside of A' spaceship like create

A' cult.

A' like A' create A' world.

Like have the review Queens present the U F O museum.

Well, this is also like we're both feeling very convinced by Kristen because

Coming in unbiased.

So to me, 'I think that that really is the unique information here.

The value is that Kristen puts me in her shoes, like 'I am instantly identifying with Kristen.

Totally.

And piggybacking off of that, 'I think that even though Kristen had some zingers in there,

So, so to speak, even though it is kind of, you know, damning, if you wanna

But at the same time, it feels like.

Grounding everything in facts.

This is what you're seeing.

'I really believe it.

Like 'I really believe that.

If 'I went to this museum, I'm just gonna be seeing articles and A' room

'I could find on YouTube or on Netflix.

exactly.

Yeah.

'I also think even if 'I was A' hater, 'I, think 'I could read this review and be like, yeah, 'I.

Yeah, 'I hate it even more.

You know what 'I mean,

like, and even 'I do think even if 'I was A' believer, 'I could read

Cuz she probably missed it.

Like 'I really think.

Kristen like spells out in A' way as you said that.

Feels truthful because it's sort of against what the museum is, but it isn't like making low blows.

It's really just saying like, like 'I left with nothing.

totally

'I mean.

Do you think that's typical 'I?

Think 'I mean?

It seems like the overall scores on all of these websites seem to be

'I know?

Well, that's, that's where I'm struggling because, and again, we will see when we, when

And 'I 'I purposely, when we do this, Just to let fill you guys in 'I, don't really read the flip

So I'm purposely just staying in my lane.

So 'I really wasn't looking at the other side clearly, you know, in

'I feel 'I.

Don't feel like 'I could sign off on saying that this is common because 'I know that

This is not the type of place that has like 20 reviews, as you said in the top.

You know, we got thousands of reviews on Google, which.

Google itself curates from A'.

Lot of different sources as we know, so therefore that feels like there must be people that

And 'I also just Fort Crowning, like keeping in mind that this is from

If I'm going to an experience like 'I, want to read reviews that are

that are present.

that I'm going because it's probably gonna be more indicative 'I.

Think Kristen sprinkled some humor in.

'I did get some jokes.

'I mean some hahas.

Like how at the end, A' and naturally, you and 'I were spitballing ideas too.

But Kristen ends the review with how about doing this?

How about providing this?

How about this?

Like, it's kind of comical, but it is also sort of like 'I.

Don't even think that's shady.

'I.

Think it is.

Sort of like you could have won me over and you didn't like it feels disappointing.

The distance that you would've had to travel to get me to not

And you didn't, you

well 'I think that's the major impact, is that 'I feel

Not angry.

Not, you know, like and 'I think that is why 'I feel like she's being rational and

Which then psychologically makes me think she's been, that it might be accurate.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then ultimately the impact of this review for me is 'I.

Gotta say verdict, skip it.

'I mean I'm with Kristen after reading this review, which to be fair, 'I wasn't

So it's not gonna push me one way or the other.

But 'I do think the final impact for me is strong.

Yeah, 'I mean, especially since Kristen starts with 'I was

So now here 'I am telling you, just skip it.

Yeah.

This is A'.

Um, historical issue.

'I.

Guess.

'I mean 'I.

Think 'I could crown Kristen.

Think 'I can ground.

Kristen.

Let's do it.

Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another's flying saucers, we

The Queens are Tabulating to school.

Okay.

'I was torn.

Trey's holding up four and A' half crowns.

I'm holding up four crowns.

Why four And A' half crowns for Kristen Trey.

you know 'I, this is almost queenly for me.

Yeah.

Because 'I don't think that the distance and time is Kristen's fault.

But 'I think as far as effectiveness, 'I would want to do more research of

If the museum read the review and took any of it to, you know, that sort of like,

But Kristen also did not attach A' picture.

And 'I just think that Kristen's very convincing because they don't come across emotional.

They come across disappointed.

And they also say like, 'I was open and.

This was just really lame and that's gonna be hard for me to forget.

So 'I said four and A', half 'I really just took the half off because 'I

This would not be the deal breaker for me.

It would be like the deal break, but not the deal breaker.

You know, like 'I would continue to do A'.

Little more research.

So 'I said four and A' half, but Kristen, really solid.

Solid, solid.

Why did you say four?

'I said four.

'I was really 'I.

'I feel like maybe 'I should have gone four and A' half 'I was waffling back and forth.

You sort of convinced me there at the end because 'I 'I was gonna say 'I took A' half A'

So is this A' valuable review of today?

Not sure.

So that was the half A' crown.

But you're right.

That's not really Kristen's fault.

This was A' super solid review.

'I took the other half.

Because maybe Kristen is biased, she went into this experience already being told

You know, like 'I think an an opportunity really has to be spectacular for you

That was why 'I decided not to go full.

Review Queen, but 'I think that Kristen is pretty stellar.

'I really liked Kristen's voice.

'I found her very convincing.

'I believed her right away.

'I liked the line that Kristen was skirting on the shadiness scale, right?

We can give constructive feedback.

Even A', little bit cheeky constructive feedback and still not be shady.

So 'I really like that, that tight rope that 'I felt like Kristen was walking,

Yeah.

'I.

Get it.

All right.

Well, oh, 'I.

Mean 'I.

Know the five star and I'm already feeling icky.

right.

let's take A' break before we discuss the flip side of the U F O Museum,

'I.

Love it.

Yes.

B r b.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

It's game time.

Nice.

right, ChelseyBD.

It was my turn to make A' game, and today 'I created A' brand new game

Oh, okay.

Okay, so today 'I have stolen questions.

Well, let me just say not stolen.

Today's questions are courtesy of the website useful trivia.com.

So ChelseyBD, I'm gonna ask you eight questions about UFOs

Oh no.

U know them or UF don't know them.

Is this like an honor system?

No.

So 'I have eight questions and they all have multiple choice answers.

So you'll tell me A', B, C, D,

And then you'll tell, you'll tell me if 'I UF node or if 'I UF didn't Now,

correct?

Don't know.

Not didn't know.

Copy

worked really hard on this

Yes, 'I.

Love it.

Got it.

And then because this is from useful trivia.com, there's like essay answers.

So I'm just gonna like,

Give A' brief.

Give the briefs.

Okay.

Great.

are you ready, ChelseyBD?

Are you ready to play?

You F or you F?

No.

Feel like I'm getting like flashback pop.

Quiz sweats, but I'm ready.

All right.

Here we are.

This is actually something you touched on A' moment ago.

When was the earliest known?

goodness.

Okay.

UFO siding.

Do you u f, know or u f?

Don't know.

Okay.

Here are your choices.

Okay.

1200 bc, 100 BC 10 86 or 1941.

Oh, 100 BC am 'I wrong.

correct.

goodness.

Okay.

Whew.

Yeah.

So, uh, the earliest known report of A' U f o Sighting was by someone named Julius

He claimed to have seen quote unquote things like ships in the sky over.

Interesting.

Okay.

and this is very random, but some people also believe that the

Okay.

The quote from Ezekiel is 'I looked and 'I saw A' windstorm coming out

The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, and in the fire was

Ezekiel one, four through five.

Interesting.

Yeah.

All right, so you got one, right?

Good job.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, our next one, do you UF know or uf?

Don't know.

Where is Area 51?

California, Nevada, New Mexico, or Colorado?

New Mexico.

Oh no.

Is it California

That's

Arizona.

all right.

Well, you've gotten three wrong now and there's only eight questions.

No, it's n, it's Nevada

Nevada.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

So Area 51, which is sometimes referred to as Dreamland, is A' Secret Military facility

'I 'I.

Feel like 'I should have known that that was stupid, but

Basically it's just like, this is like, it's A' secret to Americans

Right.

Okay.

Area 51.

Well,

Okay.

Well you're tied, even though you guessed

you kept guessing

Yes.

No 'I, 'I U have, don't know any of these, but I'm 'I.

Uf guessing.

'I.

Think you're gonna uf get

Okay.

Thanks.

All right.

Number three.

During World War 'I two US pilots began reporting odd balls of light or shiny metallic spheres

What were these UFOs called?

Do UF know or uf?

Don't know.

Is it A'?

Pilot Lights?

B Missionary Lights.

Chelsea's face is so indigently like she doesn't know and she's getting so mad.

Okay, see sidecar spots

Oh my

or D foo fighters?

Foo Fighters.

Oh my God.

'I kind of hope.

It's that 'I.

Don't think it is.

Oh geez.

Oh man.

I'm gonna say Foo Fighter.

Screw it.

Not because it's right, but just because.

'I, it's,

It is right

oh, 'I was like, they had A' name themselves after something.

Right?

'I.

Wonder if it is 'I.

Don't know.

'I.

Gotta go to that Wikipedia.

All right, so actually this is true.

During World War 'I two US pilots began reporting these quote unquote oddballs

That's A' quote.

The UFOs came to be called Foo Fighter.

British and German pilots also reported seeing these strange lights, and each

interesting,

Scary.

All right, so you are two to one so far.

Good

job.

thanks.

All right, next one.

Around the time of the solar eclipse of July 11th, 1991.

What city experienced A' wave of U F O sightings?

Do you UF know or uf?

Don't know.

Is it A' Las Vegas b Beijing C Mexico City, or D Hong Kong?

Oh God.

'I.

Don't know.

Okay, 'I.

Don't know why 'I am saying this, but Mexico City, 'I.

'I hate you.

'I ChelseyBD, your doing are good?

Yes, it is Mexico City.

So during the solar eclipse of July 11th, 1991, Mexico City experienced A' wave of U F O

Where are their testimonies at the U F O Museum?

Kristin

Right.

Hello?

A' very bright object, hovered over Mexico City for almost 30 minutes.

Wow.

during, and after the eclipse and was videotaped by 17

Wow,

Oh yeah.

So that's kind of scary.

Okay, we have three more.

Here we go.

Okay.

Am 'I gonna get A'?

Passing grade?

'I?

Don't know.

Well, yeah,

you're

mean.

Listen, there's three.

This could go either way.

I'm not getting cocky.

Okay, here we go.

What was the name of the US Air Force's 22 year investigation into the existence of UFOs.

Do you u f, know or u F?

Don't know.

A'.

Was it Project Condor?

B.

Project Majestic.

C.

Project Blue Book or d X-files.

Oh my God.

Geez, Louise.

X-files.

Yeah.

'I.

Don't know.

Project Majestic.

You got two more?

You wanna keep guessing?

Condo.

Blue Book.

What

I'll give you one more try.

Blue Book.

Yeah.

So it's Project Blue Book.

Okay.

was, um, A' US Air Force investigation that lasted 22 years based out

They like investigated hundreds of U F O reports.

So from 1948 to

'I should have known.

That's like the least, like conspicuous of all of them.

number six, here we go.

What US president once reported seeing A', U F O?

Oh my God.

Do you UF now or UF

Don't Was it A' Jimmy Carter, b Ronald Reagan.

C John F Kennedy's what?

Kennedy's

John f Kennedy's

John F.

Kennedy or D.

Lyndon B Johnson.

'I.

Don't know Johnson

You being so upset and just shaking your head and, and Resignedly saying Johnson.

It's really funny.

seems the most alien like 'I.

Don't know.

What were the other options?

Carter Reagan or Kennedy

Reagan, Carter.

God

that doesn't count.

it.

'I know.

'I know.

Okay, so it is documented that in October, although some sources say it was

If you're listening and you know this stuff, like I'm recruiting you for my trivia

All right, we have two more.

Here we go.

What is the name of the rancher who many Ufologists believe discovered

God.

Okay.

Do U f Know or u f?

Don't know Jesse, Marcel Roger Re.

George Wilcox or Mack Brazel.

Oh my God.

Trey My, my Luck is out for Zay

ChelseyBD.

It was in the intro.

It was,

'I said the guy's name.

Remember?

was probably looking for my review.

Remember 'I said his nickname?

' Chelsey Donn: I.

Amm A'.

Screw

scroll the script.

'I already lost.

sneak.

It was it's Mac Brazel,

Ohm

'I.

Saw you sneaky little goose.

You just, your whole facial expression changed.

And then 'I saw your hand go down to your mouse.

You A'.

Little sneak.

ww Mac 'I almost said that It's so hard for me

No you didn't.

'I.

'I did.

'I.

'I.

'I.

said Wilcox, you said you didn't

Okay.

Well, you know, it's hard for me to remember all of them.

Maybe if 'I have them written down.

ChelseyBD.

Oh my God.

You're the one that made up that Trader Joe's review, where you're like South

That was

That was A' lot to hear and remember.

'I

Okay.

Well, 'I was just giving you states and giving you, okay, whatever.

where we're like literally fighting over the game.

okay, fine.

Give me the last one.

'I failed

Okay.

my best.

My best shot is A' 50%.

you're gonna get this one cuz it's easiest.

Okay.

Here we

Well now that you've jinxed it.

All

'I still fighting.

Okay.

It's fine.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

What explanation was offered to explain A' U F O sighting near Kyoto Japan and 1235?

Do you UF know or uf?

Don't

how the, do you think 'I would know this?

what?

to the answers To be fair, 'I didn't know any of these either,

Okay.

Did they say it was A'?

A' come.

B A', fire breathing bird, C, angry Gods, or D.

Wind blowing the stars about

A' comment.

Am 'I wrong.

The, the bird.

'I 'I couldn't be the wind.

So what was the other one?

Wait, wait.

No,

It

was the wind.

Oh my God.

How could the wind blow the stars about

that's why it doesn't make

any

even make any sense?

Oh,

would 'I if that would be it, the wind blowing the stars?

well, to me, 'I thought that sounded the most practical, not A'.

Fire breathing bird.

Like A' comment, pull from 'I.

Thought it was clearly A' comment of what?

wicked.

Not wicked.

Oh my God.

This was so much funnier than 'I thought it would be.

Well 'I.

Hope that you're

not

A'.

Failure.

Hope you don't know.

Don't internalize any of this.

You and 'I don't know anything about UFOs.

'I did not know any of them either.

Well, to be fair, 'I uf don't know any of those things.

So the fact that 'I, UF knew three is actually A', kind of A' victory when you think

It is.

It is.

'I would say, and you knew enough to where 'I, think 'I.

Think you're an alien.

'I definitely don't think I'm an alien.

Chelsea's an alien.

Well, all right.

You know what?

We can't all be winners and we can't all be losers, and you're neither because you're

A'.

Thank you listeners.

Did you beat my score?

If you did call in one eight fifty review zero.

Let us know.

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All right, we are back from that rousing game break and it is Trey's turn.

Yay.

Yay.

All right, here we go.

The flip side of . So yes, 'I today brought in the five star review.

My source is yelp.com and this review was written by Stone Z.

Stones.

Okay.

Let's hear it.

Well ChelseyBD, it's officially timed for our special announcement.

Yes.

Okay.

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It's very disturbing that they're wearing hats, but they're not wearing any clothes.

Oh, and also remember

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What do you think aliens talk like?

'I think they talk like how dolphins talk, you know, like there's like

Either that or like with those like, um, like two cups.

like two solo cups and A' string

Yes, exactly.

That's how 'I want A' Picture Airline.

That that like makes aliens A' little bit less scary to think of them in that context.

This actually works out really well because my five star review.

Has eight photos, so we'll actually get to watch and look at them together on the after show.

So

this works out really well.

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Can't wait.

Let's do.

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We never talked about the science fair.

'I thought that was so funny.

Oh right.

We forgot to talk.

Well, we'll talk about it in the after show.

Okay, bye.

Okay.