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Today we've got Florida Husband of the year, some hot dog flavored beer,

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booze related bribery and the legalities of snow blowing

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before 4 a.m.. Let's go.

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Welcome in everybody. It's the craft beer republic.

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Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg and I'm being joined straight from LAX. That's Flex.

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What's up, big fella. Yeah, it says it on my shirt.

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Don't look at the shirt. It's it's just a shirt. Just. Yeah.

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Don't look at people's shirts. Sorry, sorry.

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I just I really pick up on the lax thing because I'm in LA and so, you

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know. Yeah, I thought about that too. I'm like, I really hope it's not

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distracting for Greg because he's actually in Los Angeles.

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Not as distracting if you took your shirt off.

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Yeah, it's just it's just a shirt. I bought it,

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it's like my Monday shirt. It's like, yeah,

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it's a really comfy shirt. It's fine. I'm not hating on it. Yeah. Okay.

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I mean, I hate LAX, but I'm not hating on your shirt.

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I know you don't like the airport. I do know that. The airport can suck.

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It. Yeah, there's a lot of. There's a lot of other airport

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names on the back of the shirt. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just so you know.

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Hopefully Burbank's on there. I don't know, it's from Old Navy.

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I don't know is that. Can I say that? Is that lame that I admit that I

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shop at Old Navy. I think that's is that maybe.

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Did you get any performance fleece while you were there?

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Uh, none. Okay. Too bad. That's that's a commercial that

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young people won't understand. Or commercial reference.

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Anyway, they used to be good commercials.

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Wow. Oh, I couldn't stand old. Not an Old Navy show, but. Yeah.

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Okay. Old Navy performance fleece

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hated those top listening city of last week. Moving on.

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Oh, Phoenix, Arizona. The city that rises from the ashes.

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Yeah. Why did they name it? Phoenix? Yeah, I don't know,

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maybe because it's like, I don't know, ashy and dry.

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I don't know. It is pretty dry. It's pretty hot. Hot. And yeah.

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I have no interest in going. I don't know.

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I know it's like if I go somewhere hot.

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I'm like, hey, I really want water around, you know?

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Which is why if I vacation to a warm place, it's usually beachy.

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Beachy. Correct. Yeah, that makes total sense.

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You know, Arizona is not. Yeah. And if you don't believe that.

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I've got some beachside property in Arizona. I'd like to tell you.

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That is lucrative. Telling me. All right, if you don't mind.

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I want to crack this bad boy open. Please do.

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I'm excited for this one. Me, too.

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I Love My Beer. I Love My Beer. I Love My Beer.

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Well, for the second week in a row, I'm drinking.

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Compliments of our friend listener Andrew. What a nice guy.

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What a good guy. He came out here from, uh,

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his new home of Michigan and was like, I brought you some beer.

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And here is the second beer he brought me.

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It is Old Nation Brewing's MI, MI, MI 10.08% ABV.

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Oh, the news is gonna be a doozy. 50 IBUs has A 4.21 on Untappd with

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over 5600 ratings. It's good. They say, my my my an extraordinarily

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drinkable triple any IPA. It's loaded with sweet pineapple

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and mango aromas, which carry throughout peach,

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orange, mimosa and a piney hop bitterness with fresh bread notes

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on the solid malt backbone, even on the description,

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says limit two at the Brew pub. Yeah. You don't need any more.

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On the nose buds. Just straight deliciousness.

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I know it is. Just smells like fucking fruit punch.

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Oh, it's so good. Tons of mango and peach coming

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through. A little pineapple, maybe. Here's the moment Flex has been

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waiting for. Just digging please. Digging. Oh my God.

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I have to be honest, I'm not a huge triple IPA fan.

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You know those double digits I usually I, you know,

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I know I usually don't like tasting the alcohol gets a little hot and

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it just doesn't do it for me. Also usually rides a little on the

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sweet side when they get that boozy. This is so not that.

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This is like drinking liquid peach rings. It's so fucking good.

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A hint of pineapple juice. This is so fucking good.

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And I'm not just saying that because I know Andrew's listening and he gave

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it to me, I would say it was garbage if it was garbage. This is so good.

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I didn't know it was a big deal. Flex was sort of filling me in

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that like, this is a special release they do once a year.

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Like Andrew was like, yeah, it's kind of a big deal out

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there and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, okay, cool.

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Thanks. I didn't realize how big of a

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deal it was. And like, they only do it once a

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year and they limit the sales. And now I'm even more grateful

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to Andrew for dropping this off because I know how special it is.

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And god damn, is it delicious? Yeah. So I've been lucky enough to

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have this beer. We get a little bit of old

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nation distribution, uh, by me. And I discovered this one.

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I want to say it was like 3 or 4 years ago.

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And I had this local grocery store, uh, where I would stop into

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after work on my way home. And I had discovered this beer

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and it was kind of a Flex algorithm purchase.

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It was 10.99 for a four pack of 10% triple IPA, which anywhere you go,

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I mean, that is ten out of ten. That's a steal. That's a steal.

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So I was like, okay, I didn't really have high hopes for this beer,

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but I took it home and I cracked it and I said the same thing you did.

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I said, oh my God. Yeah. And I went back to that same

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grocery store the next day and I bought out the shelf.

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Smart because it was so fucking good. This is legit. So good.

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And how often do I say that? Like, I'll have an East coast or

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whatever. Uh, hazy. And I'm like, ah, it's just not as

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good as the West hazy that we write. You say that all the time.

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They always have that certain flavor to it. Yeah.

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There's just something this doesn't have that. This is fucking delicious.

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It's a perfect triple hazy IPA. This motherfucker. What did I say?

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It has an untapped, like 4421421. That's not enough.

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That is not high enough. It is so good.

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Find me a better example of a triple hazy IPA. Good luck.

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Agreed. This is fantastic. I will co-sign the hell out of that.

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That. That beer is absolutely phenomenal.

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So so good. I'm very jealous. I'm very grateful Andrew was

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able to snag this for you and actually present it to you.

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This was wonderful. It's wonderful news. Yeah.

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Now that I've tried it, I'm even more grateful.

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Like, I didn't realize what he had dropped off.

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And I probably should have been a little more appreciative to

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him in person, but, uh, thank you very much. This is amazing.

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Yeah. I'm so happy. Yeah. And I get to live vicariously

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through you, right? You want to watch me take another

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sip? Yeah. Please. Can you. Here you go. Nice and slow.

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I'm gonna stick my tongue out. Mhm. Oh, the tongue came out.

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Oh, it came out. Oh, man, that looks so good. Oh, wow.

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Apologies in advance for the rest of the reading of this show.

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Uh, all right, before we get to our obscure beer term, we got another

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beer listener email. Saw this. I'm very excited for this subject.

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I think I drank hot dog water. Hey guys.

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After hearing the poop beer saga and the ketchup session,

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I realized I've been sitting on my own beer trauma for years.

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This happened at a small brewery in Illinois around 2018.

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I ordered what was supposed to be a simple pilsner.

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Nothing fancy, just something crisp and easy.

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First sip immediately threw me off. It had the salty, slightly smoky

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flavor that I couldn't place. Took another sip and it finally

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hit me. It tasted exactly like hot dog water.

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Like the water left in the pot after you boil hot dogs. Why?

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Do you know what that tastes like? Somebody got curious, I guess.

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So I honestly thought maybe this glass was dirty or something,

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but the bartender insisted that this was just the minerality of

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their water profile. Oh. I finished about half out of

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stubbornness. It feels like something you would do.

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You'd just, out of stubbornness, drown it. Absolutely.

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Before giving up and switching to a pail.

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To this day, every time I grill hot dogs,

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I get flashbacks. Love the show. Keep the horror stories coming.

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Eric in Chicago. Oh, man. Yeah. That, uh, see,

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for me when I was a kid, I don't think like the boiled hot dog water.

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When I was a kid, we used to sneak into the fridge and munch on cold,

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hot dogs. Oh, yeah. I used to do that when I was, like,

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4 or 5. I loved it for some reason. So that's the flavor I think of

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with that is like that real salty. Yeah. Like briny. Yeah.

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So for that. Low quality meat. Hey, it's Oscar Mayer.

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I stand by what I said. The Wienermobile though. That's true.

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But yeah, that's the flavor I think of when he's talking about this.

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And it is. Yeah. Not for me. Yeah. No more. Not what I want to drink.

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I will tell you that. Uh, can we talk about boiled hot

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dogs for a second? Sure. Boy, is that something I'm not into?

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Really? I think it's the best way to cook

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them if you're not grilling. Oh, no, I'm just saying they

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have to go on the grill. Oh, no, they don't have to.

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I mean, food safety wise, you're right. They don't have to.

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But to go into my mouth, they have to know.

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Have you ever boiled a hot dog? I mean, Dodger Stadium used to

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exclusively only have boiled Dodger dogs. Oh, I think they're great.

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I not for me. I don't want a boiled dog.

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Like, sometimes we do. Uh, we'll have,

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like an easy dinner night. My wife will just boil some hot

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dogs because the kids eat them, we eat them.

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And I low key get like super jacked. Like just like mom used to make,

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you know. Get rocked over some boiled hot dogs.

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Oh, yeah. Man, it's so good. It's like, funny.

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Two minutes in the boiling water and you got yourself a nice piping hot,

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fresh dog. I wonder if that's a Midwestern thing

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because Eric's from what? Chicago. He's talking about boiled hot dog.

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I wonder if that's a a Midwestern thing.

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I don't know, but what my wife does, which I've never done this growing

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up, but she takes two pieces of American cheese, folds them in half

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so they break apart, and then she lines each side of the hot dog bun

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with said halves of American cheese. Sure. And then puts the dog on it.

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And then the ketchup. You lost me ketchup. Ah.

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You know how I feel. Ah, yeah. Mustard. You know how I feel.

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So I squirt the ketchup on the dog. And then I scored a pile of

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ketchup on my plate. I was gonna say right into your

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mouth. So then I can dip the hot dog

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into the ketchup with the ketchup already on the hot dog.

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So I'm getting double the ketchup. Double the fun.

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Most importantly, double the flavor. My hot dog mustard.

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Preferably brown onions. That's it, that's it. Okay.

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I mean, if you want it like crazy, you know, give me a chili dog.

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You could get crazy with it. Yeah. Yeah.

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I love a good chili dog or a bacon wrapped dog or anything like that.

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I don't love, uh, like pickle relish. Like the texture. Mhm.

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But I do put like, uh, I've had been known to shmear pickles all

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over my hot dog. I'll accept that. Yeah, the relish for me is a little

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too sweet for my liking. Right? But I'm cool with the pickle. Yeah.

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Big fan, big fan. Yeah. Uh, thanks. Erikmail @CraftBeerRepublic. Com.

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If you guys want to send us your hot dog flavored beer stories or

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or whatever else. Poop. Poop. Beer. Gate. Poop beer gate.

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By far my favorite was the ongoing topic that we've had on this show.

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Yeah. Boy, did I not think we'd be

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here like six months later. Still talking about this? No.

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It's fun. Yeah, I'm glad we could be everyone's

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beer trauma outlet, though. Yeah, it's like people holding on to

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this shit for years. Just let it out. Yeah, just. You'll feel better.

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You'll feel so much better. Tell us about that.

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Beer therapy or some shit. Yeah. Beer. Yeah.

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It's got kind of a ring to it. Yeah,

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maybe we call it the beer segment. It only took us six months to

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try and come up with a name. Yeah, and look at us right on

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the show, trying. Look at us go. Like we're doing work. Yeah.

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Clocking in. Uh, all right,

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before we get some news, do you have any obscure beer term over there?

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Yeah, I got one that sounds mildly inappropriate.

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It's pretty, uh, yeah, pretty obscure in my eyes.

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I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing it properly, but, uh, today's obscure

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beer term is t o y. Yeah. Nip, nip. Yeah, I'm gonna go with nip.

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I think that that's that's what I. And I really just wanted to say it

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all of those times. It is. Damn it. Greg is an archaic, playful term

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for a particularly particular. Not even drinking in words are hard.

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Redo. In archaic playful term for a

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particularly strong or good ale. Oh well, this works out perfectly.

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You think so? Yes, because I would argue that

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I am drinking a nip. Oh, God damn it, it looks so nip y.

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It is particularly strong and good nip status. It's.

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Yes, I should edit the untapped description with repetitious

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triple IPA. We're just fucking doing it today.

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Yeah, we are on fire. Hell yeah! Go us. Yeah!

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Cool us down, I dare you. Can't do. It. Nope. See you later.

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Doot doot doot doot. My favorite part of last week's show.

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Uh, please use Nikpa in a sentence. Leave us a voicemail or something.

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80553. Be here. Yeah. Aw. I like Nikpa status.

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I think it actually rolls off the tongue a little bit better.

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Yeah, this nikpa r-pa is really hitting the spot thanks to

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listener Andrew. Yeah. You're kidding. Nailed it. Yeah.

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Fucking nailed it right there. Just killing it. Uh.

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All right, we got some news to get through.

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Former SG employees indicted for bribery scheme in California

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grocery chains. This one really piqued my interest

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in interested in your take with your grocery background?

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A federal grand jury has indicted four former senior executives at

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Southern Glazer's Wine and Spirits, along with a salesman from a major

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Napa Valley wine company, on charges stemming from an alleged an alleged

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bribery scheme that prosecutors say ran for nearly a decade and

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earned favors from California's largest grocery retail chains.

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The indictment, filed in federal court in Oakland on March 4th,

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alleges that the scheme operated from at least 2016 through 2024,

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during which time the distributor's employees allegedly funneled bribes

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to grocery store alcohol buyers in exchange for preferential product

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placement and increased purchase orders, all while concealing the

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payments from federal regulators. While not formally named in the

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indictment, Albertsons and its Southern California subsidiary Vons

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have been identified by the San Francisco Chronicle as the retail

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chain involved, a spokesperson for the retailer stated that the

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alleged conduct was wholly inconsistent with our policies.

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Do you ever take any bribes at the store? So funny you should ask.

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Uh, this is a real old school move. Um.

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So I got into the grocery biz back in 2008, and they were still on the

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latter latter parts of the old, old school days.

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I guess if you want to put it that way. Okay.

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And we didn't have set sales plans. I started it as a frozen foods

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manager and they didn't send out actual sales plans.

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So you would get your print out of all the items that were going

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to be on AD for that week. And you would have these vendors

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mostly, uh, in Wisconsin for frozen foods. It's frozen frozen pizza.

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Like that's where the number one market in the country for frozen

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pizzas. Oh that's right. We've talked about. That. Yeah.

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So you have like 7 or 8 of these pizza company vendors coming in and

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they're trying to, you know, kiss your ass or trying to butter you up.

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They're trying to do anything that they can get some pepperoni.

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In your pocket. Right. So I had this one local company who

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gave me a whole stack of coupons for one free pizza of their,

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you know, for their company. Been funny if is their competitor.

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No. And I was and he was like, hey,

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you know, what do you think about this? If you give us this spot?

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And I was like, uh, yeah, it's. Yours. You know, like you're like.

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22 at the time. Like, goddamn it. Yeah. Free pizza for life, you know.

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Coupon expires in two weeks. Right? So, I mean, that was a real thing.

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Uh, you know, same company that did that for me.

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They gave me some, uh, VIP tickets to like Italian fest

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that we have downtown. Oh. So I was able to do, like, all you

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can eat, all you can drink for that. I've heard stories of this never

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happened to me because I wasn't that big companies, you know,

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handing out football tickets or baseball tickets or, you know,

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hey, can we get this spot? Here's some tickets to this game.

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So yeah, it happens. Sure. It used to happen a lot more than

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it does now, but when you're in like a corporate setting, like,

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uh, you know, working for like a big chain, they do have rules

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and it goes against it's, you know, highly frowned upon.

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So I get what's going on here. But at the same time, it's like,

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hey, you know. Not surprised. Yeah. You know, nothing wrong with a

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little bit extra. Now,

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yours involved some free product, a trip to the Italian fest, that

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sort of thing. This involved cash. Yeah, that's a little different.

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I feel like this is kind of a step up. Yeah, I'd say that's.

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And it's illegality. It's a little crooked. Right?

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Exactly. Crooked. But that is funny. You know, I think about, like,

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beer and like, you know, Budweiser's always jockeying for shelf space,

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but I don't think about, like, big frozen pizza coming in and

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be like, hey, little Flexy guy, how about some, uh, coupons?

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And it kind of blew my mind because I had never, I never

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worked the grocery retail before. So like starting out in it

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immediately. And these guys, you know,

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coming in trying to kiss my ass like, you know, you kind of don't know

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what's going on because you're like, I'm just like a frozen food guy.

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Like what is happening? And it's like, no,

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all these guys are just really working their ass off to try to

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get their product on display now. Would you ever have somebody

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come in and be like, hey, I say, I see you gave DiGiorno the

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primo spot over here. How do we kick them out of there?

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Uh, so that used to be Kraft, who used to own like the Jack's,

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the DiGiorno, and then they got bought out by Nestlé.

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So now Nestlé controls all the Jack's DiGiorno tombstone, etc.,

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but they are like the number one. So if I ever had space for somebody

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else or gave another company, you know, a display spot, these

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dudes would be like very upset. Oh. And they would like vocally let

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me know how upset they were. And then they would run all their

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numbers down my throat and tell me how they're the number one and you

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know, how they should have this. And they can't believe this company

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is getting this. Oh, shit. Yeah. Like the the competition was fucking

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real, dude. It's like Pizza mafia. Yeah, it was like cutthroat.

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That's nuts. Was it a little scary at times?

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Like, did they ever threaten you or. No, it was never weird like that

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because in my mind, I was just like, what the fuck is this guy gonna do?

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Right? It was. Like. Hit me with a frozen pizza. Right?

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You fucking stocks pizzas, like. Right. And he's no boss.

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He's just a sales rep or a merchandiser.

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And you know, he's coming in to do his job.

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But yeah, I never felt threatened or intimidated.

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And, you know, I was just kind of be like, okay, man, you know, like.

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You have a great day. Right, right. You know, I got stuff to do.

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So, you know, go cry to somebody else, right?

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I gotta stock this other guy in front, so go fuck yourself.

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I ain't no bitch. I ain't no pizza bitch. Yeah.

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No bitch. That's crazy. Yeah. Something you would never, ever in

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your wildest dreams think about. But yeah, that used to happen. I.

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Yeah, I would never expect, you know, but why not frozen, I mean, anything.

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Probably in the grocery store. I would never expect frozen pizza

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to be such a cutthroat market. Me neither man.

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Funny thing though, on the ice. I did get karma though for taking

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that packet of free pizzas. That stack of coupons.

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Because that's when I was, you know, a 20 year old young whippersnapper.

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And we used to throw parties every weekend.

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Somebody we invited to a party once. I have no idea who it was.

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Obviously, if I did, I'd give them back. But somebody stole the coupons.

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No. Yes. Yes. So how many did you get to use

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before they jacked him? A good amount. Oh, okay.

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It wasn't like you got two and then they disappeared. Yeah.

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It's not like it happened right away. Like.

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No, we used them multiple times. But still. Very, very multiple times.

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Many multiple times. Very multiple times. Yeah.

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That's nuts. Yeah. And they were for any of them,

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like you could get the cheap rounds in the plastic wrap or you could

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get like the nice boxed ones. So we'd always do the obviously

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like the nice big box ones. Yeah. Why would you fuck around?

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Why would, why would you fuck around? Yeah. Not worth. It. Yeah.

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That's how you find out. That's what I hear.

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Yeah, that's what I hear. So you've been told. Yeah.

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That's crazy. Uh, crazy mountain beer is a new

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in a beer brand. George Clooney, Randy Gerber,

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and Mike Meldman officially announced that they're n a beer brand.

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Crazy mountain will roll out across select US markets this year.

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Uh, not a lot of detail, but Crazy Mountain.

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We'll start with two Na lagers, original and Lime. No thank you.

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Each 12 ounce can contains around 65 calories.

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Crazy mountain is former New Belgium CEO Steve. Becker. Uh. Great name.

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Nailed it. His teased Project zero. Uh, his LinkedIn lists him as

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Crazy Mountain CEO, former Whole Foods market senior

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category merchant for beer. Justin Ray also announced on LinkedIn

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that he has joined the brand as the Northeast Key Account Manager.

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Crazy mountain is now available direct to consumer at a $27.98

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price point for two six packs. Don't know why we can't call

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that a 12 pack. Maybe they're gonna get the Lime and

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the regular. Sure, I don't know. Why can't we call that a multi

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12 pack? Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong.

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So we got there at, uh, 225 per per beer. Yeah, I would say so.

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N a yeah. No thanks. Yeah. You can get water for like a

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dollar a bottle, right? You can get a Coke Zero for about

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a dollar. I do like a Coke Zero. Love me a Coke Zero.

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I have been on the Diet Coke train for the last couple of months, but I

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do love me a Coke Zero. Yes I do. I will say I meant I was supposed

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to mention this last show. Erica sent me a video of her making

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and trying a dirty soda. Yeah. And, Your Honor,

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because you talked about it. Yeah. Oh, I was just saying. I'll post it.

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I'll post it on our socials. Oh, yeah, you go right ahead.

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She gives full review and everything, so I posted, if I haven't already.

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Why? They're amazing. Mhm. AM I gonna have to do this?

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I don't see why you wouldn't. It just sounds fucking weird.

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I also don't have vanilla creamer. I just have regular heavy cream.

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I don't know if I do the regular heavy cream.

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Probably not heavy cream. Yeah, I gotta find some with some

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vanilla creamer, I guess. And. Yeah. Hey, can I borrow this.

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Or just go to, like, a diner and steal a couple of

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cups on the table? Man. Smart. Like, hey, give me all the

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vanilla creamer you got right? Or just go in for, like, a coffee.

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And then when they look away, like pocket the creamers, right?

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Like some good coffee. Oh. So some teenager Denny's stealing

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creamers. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Uh, Phusion projects weighs sale

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of Four Loko, which they say is valued at around $400 million.

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Phusion projects is reportedly exploring a sale of its infamous

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Four Loko brand, which could carry 400 million value.

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Uh, Phusion projects is working with investment bank JP Morgan to explore

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a sale of the high ABV fermented malt beverage brand, the outlet

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reported, citing three anonymous people familiar with the matter.

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Phusion gauging interest in Four Loko sale comes as another Chicago

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based company, Molson Coors, pulls potential bolt on acquisitions

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to fill white space in its portfolio, most notably with an RTD canned

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cocktail brand. Company leaders say they could spend

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upwards of $350 million on scalable brands. That's all you had? Oh, yeah.

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So I'm gonna I'm gonna dive right into this. Let's do it.

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If anybody buys this brand, the number one thing to do Is figure

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out how to make it taste good. Yeah. Tastes like ass.

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It tastes like absolute. It's like if you took like a.

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Remember those containers Tang used to come in? Um. Four Loko.

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Is like if you had a whole container tang in it and then put that in

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a can. It is grossly sweet. Um. There's no good. It smells delicious.

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Don't get me wrong, it smells delicious. It smells like juice.

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But you pour it out and it is like nothing but sugar and trash and piss.

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And we got a couple samples in at work.

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One of the liquor guys is like, hey, try these out,

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maybe start carrying them. And they were the big like

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25 ounce cans. They're humongous. So when, you know, every couple

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Sundays at work, be like, all right, we're gonna try this one.

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So we crack it and pour it out into cups.

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And oh, man, not one single person would finish their little sip

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that they got poured in the cup. And I don't know who buys this

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garbage. Yeah. Each can got drained, poured,

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and they are absolute garbage. Yeah. I don't know who's into those

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like some of the other ones while gross and sugary at least

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like kind of taste good, right? While the gross and sugar like

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these tastes and to be fair, I've not had a Four Loko since

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it was like the banned formula. I had the OG Four Loko.

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That was the caffeine in the booze. Yeah, boy, did that fuck me up.

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I never had. Them. Yeah. Only heard stories. Yeah.

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In fact, I had it with my friend, uh, my, my best friend Deanna.

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We were going, she's like, come with me to my sister's.

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I forget, like soccer game. That was high school soccer player.

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We were obviously not in high school. And she's like, I brought Four Loko.

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So we each had a Four Loko at the game.

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Then we went out for pizza and shared a pitcher of beer.

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Still feeling great. Then we went out to a bar and had

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a couple more pitchers of beer. Still feeling great, like not

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hammered or even barely buzzed. And we go to drive.

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I was like, all right, I'll take you home.

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And then, you know, I'll go home. Whatever.

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As I'm dropping her off at her house, it fucking hits me.

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And I remember to this day, and this was, I mean, at least 15 years ago,

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I remember thinking like, oh, no, how am I going to get the rest of the

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way home? Which was like a mile? Geez. I don't remember getting home.

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This was back when I used to work early morning news shift.

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Not only do I not remember getting home, I don't remember that I

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apparently set my coffee maker, set my alarm like did all the normal

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nighttime stuff that I did because I had to wake up at like 330 in

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the morning and like my alarm went off at 330. I am fully clothed.

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And I was just like, what the fuck happened?

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Then I had to remember like what we did the night before.

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My memory still stops at leaving her house. Oh that's it?

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Yeah, I know, that's the only thing I know about the old school

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Four Loko is you would just. You would drink one and you

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would black out. Yeah, it was a guaranteed blackout.

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That was pretty much what happened. And if you had two of them, you,

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like, ended up in the hospital. Mhm. I'm glad I didn't have to.

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Yeah. Good thing. Yeah. Very, very good thing.

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Good times. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't know who's

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going to buy that brand, but if you do it maybe. Yeah.

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Make it not taste like fucking garbage. Yeah. It's bad.

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It's like, yeah, I can't harp on it anymore.

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I'm done. We say what we said. Tilray brands to acquire brewdog's US

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assets in Ohio and Las Vegas brands will acquire several assets from

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Brewdog's US business, including its Ohio production facility and

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remaining pubs, the company announced this morning as part of

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its regional dual craft strategy. The Canadian cannabis beverage

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wellness firm will receive Brewdog's production facility.

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Pub and hotel in Columbus, Ohio. Pubs in Albany and Cleveland, Ohio.

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A licensed BrewDog space at the Columbus Airport Brewdog's Las

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Vegas pub and a franchised location in Denver, Colorado.

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The transaction is expected to close in quarter four, pending

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regulatory approval. Good for them. Yes. I have seen that hotel before.

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I've seen some people stay there. Oh. Have you? Yeah.

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Like, uh, via like social media and stuff.

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Oh, like some some influencers. Yeah. It looks cool.

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Oh, there's like a beer fridge in the shower of the room.

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Like it's cool. Oh. But the fact that it was always

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BrewDog, right? Makes it made it like way less cool.

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And you would see people, you know, try to influence it and

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you'd be like, yeah, but still. BrewDog. Uh. Yeah. Exactly.

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There's a reason you're staying there for free right now.

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Because they can't get people to pay for it. Correct? Yeah.

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Well, we'll end it on this one. Florida man. Hi, Vanessa.

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Benn while hi, Vanessa. Florida man gets DUI after

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driving a golf cart drunk. According to FLA, the incident

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happened in North Port, Florida. Florida man was accused of DUI

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after his wife fell off their golf cart while heading home

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from a night of clubbing. She did sustain a head injury

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and was. Oh God, she was airlifted to the

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hospital. When her. Where her condition is currently

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unknown. Oh. Oops. That's the less funny part.

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The Florida man, identified as James Prunty,

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admitted to officers that him and his wife were partying at the club since

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noon and were on their way home. Officers reportedly could smell

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alcohol on him and he was arrested at the scene.

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He has since been released on bond. First of all,

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what club opens at noon? Yeah, maybe it was like a celebration

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or something. I don't know. Celebration, bitches. Uh.

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Also, did this guy just keep driving after

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his wife fell off the golf cart? Oh, that's how John Elway killed

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his best friend. Really? Yeah. They were driving on his golf cart

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on their way home from a party. And I guess they either live in,

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like, the same rich area or something like that.

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And the dude was acting a fool on the golf cart like they did,

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like a whole investigation in L.A. was found not guilty.

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And, you know, of everything. And, uh.

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But, yeah, dude was acting a fool on the back

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of the golf cart and fell off, cracked his head and fucking died.

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Wow. I just this was April 2025. This was less than a year ago.

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I don't think I've ever heard this. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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No, it was like major news. Wow. Somehow I missed this.

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It was like his agent slash best friend. Oh. Let's see.

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Excellent. Death in April 25th. His longtime friend and agent,

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Jeff Sperbeck, fell from a golf cart. L.wei was driving.

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Authorities in Riverside County, California, found no evidence of

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criminal activity or negligence ruling the incident. An accident?

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Of course, it was in Riverside. Fucking shithole.

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The Florida of California. Oh, okay. Okay. I guess that makes sense.

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It's where all the meth comes from. Oh, good to know.

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If I ever need meth. If you're ever on the lookout,

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need a little pick me up. Oh, I ever tell you about the story?

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The kid I worked with to, uh, asked my assistant manager if he

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knew where to get shrooms. I don't think. So. Said it was acid.

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That's what it was. So I had this kid work for me.

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Uh, dumbest kid I ever had. By the way, his name was Connor.

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And, uh, Connor, he talked. He talked like this, uh,

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real like high pitched, like. Cut his balls hadn't dropped yet.

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So he went to my lead and he said, uh, hey, do you know, uh,

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we're like, I could get some acid. And he's like, it's not for it's not

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for me. It's for my friends. Sure. And my buddy just looked at me and

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was like, dude, I'm your superior. Like, you don't ask me stuff like

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this, right? So the kid was real. Like, you know, just kind of like

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waved it off like, oh, yeah. All right. You know, You're like.

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It would've been great if he sold him a fake acid.

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No, that would have been funny, actually.

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So anyway, he comes into work, like four days later.

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He had called in, like, the day before this.

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So I'm off of work, and then I come back in the next day and I find

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this out from my, my lead, my, my right hand man. And he said, yeah.

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So apparently Connor and his friends got Ahold of some acid and they

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all took it and he got caught. And I said, oh, well,

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how did he get caught? Well, he thought he was stabbed

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in his stomach and that he was bleeding out when he was just

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fine in his bedroom. So then he came clean to his

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parents about what was happening. Yeah. What an embarrassing fail.

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What a dumbass. Super dumbass. Same kid that quit in the summer

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because he said he got, uh, a job with his dad doing snow removal.

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No. Yes. In August. Shut up. No. Yeah. Put in his two week notice.

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I said, hey, man. Yeah, like, what do you got going on?

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Where are you going? He said, oh, yeah, me and my.

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I'm gonna do a snow plowing with my dad. That's my name.

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I'm Mr. Plow. I said, oh, okay. Like, good luck with that in August.

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I need a couple months to practice. Like, what's, uh, what's going on

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here? Yeah. A real bizarre kid. Wow, this guy's going places.

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Yeah. Dumbest. I'm telling you right now,

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dumbest kid I ever had work for me. I love it. Yeah. We should.

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We should find him and have him on the show.

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Ah, it might be entertaining. It might be.

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Or I might want to murder him. Probably the latter. Yeah.

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Probably so. Yes. I also like they sound like Mickey.

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Did he ever find Pluto? I don't think so.

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I don't know, it was almost more like Mr. Bill,

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like. Oh, no, You know, like. Recently I had to explain to

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someone who Mr. Bill was. I was like, come on, that's sad.

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Google it people. All right, we're gonna wrap

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things up. Music, music. Thank you all for hanging out with

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us. Follow us on the socials. @CraftBeerRepublic. Of course.

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Flex maybe underscores in between @CraftBeerRepublic dot com.

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805538. Beerfest 2337. I think that's about everything.

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I hope everyone out there is staying a very well hydrated.

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And on that note. Good night everybody.

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Oh yeah. Do you know where my me and my

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friends could get some acid? Well, I mean, it's not for me.

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It's just for my friends.