You've got a pontoon boat. Yeah. And

you take guys out that are disabled in wheelchairs that probably don't have regular access

to getting out in the water. Yeah, that's right. One of the guys that you

took out, you recently took him somewhere else afterwards. Yeah. I

was like, well, I want to take him to the... You've made it popular. Man on

Bloke on bloke. Couple of blokes on that boat. It could be turning guys gay

I love seeing the old blokes and their discomfort in being able to deal with

it. And they're kind of the guys you're going up to. When a bloke like you comes up

Oh yeah, they're very uncomfortable. Gay test. A lot of people think

I am gay. I'm not, but I suggest anyone that wants to know

Welcome to the Better Bloke Podcast. I'm Matty. I'm Rob. And

we're just a pair of average blokes on a mission to try and be a

We're going to speak about all things highs and lows of what it feels like to be a

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we have an absolute weapon of a bloke with us. I've got some stats

here. So he is not only is he a household name

throughout Australia, he's a leader within the community. He

is a bloke that brings a heap of laughs to hundreds of thousands worldwide, a

generous man, not only with his time, but also

with what he gives back to the community. And he's the current world

record holder for harpooning the elusive three

In the house. Thanks for having me, gentlemen. I appreciate it.

We got it. The reason we've got you on

is everyone knows who you are as a character, but

you also don't hide who you are as a bloke. And what we do, obviously with

Better Bloke Project is we like to speak to blokes that are fucking

Yeah, you could. Depends. Crushing

You're doing some good shit. Yeah. I would say that's crushing

it. I guess, yeah, different perspective. Look, if you say

financially, no, I'm not crushing it.

Happy, kinda. But

yeah, I don't know about crushing it. I don't want to burst

a bubble, but yeah, like, yeah, I guess. Yeah.

I'm crushing it. The whole thing is

like we, so the better, like we like to have honest conversations and

that's what you've just done is exactly what. We want to have bonus conversations.

And it's probably more the point that people probably look

at you and be like, he's crushing it. Right. So being able

to relate to like who you are, just having a chat. Yeah. Would

you say that like what you're, you're doing in

terms of your work, your content, you're giving back, that you've

been able to get at least fulfillment and being content with what

Yeah. A hundred percent. That's been like the most

rewarding. Yeah. Parts of it is being

able to make people laugh and then give back, you know,

I think if you enjoy what you're doing, that's kind of crushing

All right. Cool. So he's crushing it. Okay. I'm crushing it.

So a lot of people know, Willem

Pelfish. Yeah. This big internet persona

of a character. I think it's probably good to say that that

is exactly what it is. It's a character. Yeah. Because you walked in

Yeah. You're shitting yourself a little bit. So I had

to do a quick pant change, but you know, I appreciate that. But

That like that persona is not you as

No. Uh, not at all. Um,

a few beers in me. Yeah. Yeah. I'll fuck any man that's

in front of me or, you know, say your dog or whatever. But

yeah, generally now it's just people come up to me in public all

the time. What's going on? You fucking dog. Like, and it's like, Oh fuck. Just

say, Hey, what's going on? Like it gets a bit. But

Did that take some adjusting for you to do? Yeah. Because obviously

it wasn't a, it wasn't really a slow burn for

Yeah, it was pretty hectic,

really. It's kind of surreal in a way, you know?

Yeah, very surreal. Like, still

sometimes now I'm like, what the fuck? Like, how is this even possible? I

get paid to do what I do, which

is kind of weird. And then the position I'm in now with Adrian,

with LMCT Plus and all that sort of stuff, it's like, Like,

mate, there's people that would give their legs to work with a bloke like

Taking it back to when it first started, I guess, was there intentions?

You probably didn't expect it to go this big and this wild, but,

you know, there was a point where you decided you were going to make some videos, chuck them on the internet.

my friends have a laugh, pretty much. Because I had a personal Facebook page

and I was like, oh, I'll just put them to there. And then

someone said, make a Facebook page. I was like, yeah, OK, make an

Instagram. And then it just kind of followed from there. And

then like three videos in, it just kind of went skits. And

then the merch came along. And then when I did the merch, I was like,

holy fuck. Like, what is going on? This is psycho. It's

Yeah. It's, um, yeah, it's mind blowing for sure. Yeah.

At what stage did you sort of go from being

like, I'm just going to do these stupid videos to, I

guess, really realizing that you have some sort of power,

like you have people watching you and you've, you've used that in

a bunch of different ways. A lot of it's in the giving back, but you

know, you talk about some pretty real issues too. And that's where. I

see it as less of the character. When you jump on your stories and talk

about like a specific thing that's bugging you or a specific thing

that you're seeing out there in society, was

there a point where you realized, hey, I got maybe a bit of responsibility

I guess. Yeah, I

don't know. Like before the power fish, I was a disabled

support worker. So, and then aged care. So like, I always

kind of, I don't know, I guess I

cared a little, you know, cause if you look at anyone

in that industry that works in there, the money's not amazing. Like, and

the people that work in that industry are like so kind hearted and just beautiful

Like care, have like give back in a way. Yeah, I

guess so. I started seeing all this money coming in and I was like, fuck, like,

I want to do something with it, you know what I mean? While this lasts

kind of thing. And it made me feel so good. You

know, like, you know, you go out and you give $5,000 of

groceries to someone or something and like, Yeah. That

feeling you get there is way better than spending $5,000 on yourself

A hundred percent. I think that's a pretty special thing. The fact that you,

before this whole sort of internet fame and whatnot, you were

already doing good stuff in the community with, like you just said, disability work

and aged care work. Yeah. What you were doing with giving back to the

community, it's not Like, Oh, look at me. I'm

doing social media. Good shit. Like you're actually just a good

bloke that would have done it anyway. It's just that you've, you've found fortune.

You've gone. Yep. Sweet. I'm going to do what I can with what

I've got for as long as I can. Yeah. It's you've capitalized

on, I guess. What,

what you've gotten. Yeah. That's not just for getting views and all that sort of stuff. You're doing

A lot of people do say that, but then there's probably 90% of

people that are like, Like, you

can do good things without filming it. And it's kind of like, yeah, I can.

But at the same time, that's kind of how my whole business

works, is kind of like including my audience. Like, they're

participating in, you know, they help towards giving

money to these people or whatever, you know. And that's why I film

it. And it's so obvious it's why. And like, I can watch people's videos where

they do the same sort of stuff. And like, I can see straight off the bat, like,

And I get it. It's very apparent that the ones that do like, all you need to look at and you, if

you're watching a video and you're like, fuck, this is cringe. Yeah. You

know, it's not coming from the heart. Well, I don't get that from, from your shit, which

is. No, I appreciate that. And I'm a pretty good judge of character in

Yeah. And like, you know, just because people

are doing it for clicks, who cares? Because at the end of the day, like

that person is still receiving something, even if it is to, you

know, for them to get clicks, you know, regardless if everyone

went out and did it just for clicks, good on them, go fucking do it. They're still

I can draw some comparisons to like Bloke's advice, right? Because obviously

we grew to Infamy and you

know there was a lot of clap back on offending people like all

this shit we did, but we did do a lot of good shit too. We raised a

hell of a lot of money and had this platform where these boys could help.

So sort of morally and ethically, like we're able

to look at it and be like, Oh, we're a positive force

here. We're doing a lot more good than bad. Yeah. But we still get

And like. No, not shitting on these people,

but if they got a normal job, they're living their life. Like they're

not helping many people at all. So yeah, we might take some people off

by the way we do things, or maybe you won't agree with everything, but you've got

to understand the big picture is you're helping

so many people and it's just a

very positive thing to do. Yeah. And they, I don't know, I

I don't think it'll ever change. I think the internet's just getting

more ruthless as time goes on. If you're, like,

if you've got thin skin, you are not meant for the internet. The

internet is fucking hectic. The amount

of, like, the messages, like, you know, death threats

or kill myself or, you know, that's why I try and

keep my life private. I don't show my misses

on video or, you know, I try

and keep everything very, very private. because then it's just giving them

ammunition. I don't want to give them that shit because then it just gives them something

to, because eventually they'll say something that's going to trigger me, you

know, and a lot of things don't, but they will get something that will trigger you

one time. But yeah, like the internet, there's just, I

don't know, man. It's kind of like, there's no consequences to, to

what you say on there. You know what I mean? You read it

every day, some of the comments, like, fucking, like, if you look at some of the

people that are saying this shit, it's like, Jesus, like, have a

Do you find yourself getting more wrapped up reading? Because I'm sure, like,

I've gone right through your comments and that, and usually I'll try and throw

some very... Yeah. I mean, it's,

it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,

it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,

it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's

a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,

it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,

...hectic ones come from. You know, the middle-aged,

Mid-life crisis kind of guys, you know. And I get it. And like people

hate the world and they're not happy or whatever. And

it helps them. And fuck if it helps them, good on them. Keep doing it. But

yeah, I'm just not really going to take it on board as much, you know. Yeah.

You seem to have quite a lot of empathy for people doing

it tough. So obviously even in those guys that

are having a crack, like you can see that they

got some shit going on. A hundred percent. You can see it

in, you know, the groups that you're trying to help, especially like

these older people, stuff like that. And you've

spoken about it as well. Like when you're talking

to people, not trying to base their life, the shit they're seeing on

social media. What do you think are some of the

core problems we're seeing in society? Some of the shit people are facing in

2024, I think that inflation and just the cost of living is psycho.

It is absolutely psycho. And like, if you look at humanity, like

humans, right, we all, we have hope, you

know, and I'm not a big religious guy at all, but if

I'm in a cancer bed and I'm terminal, I'm dying, I'm going to start

believing in God. You know what I mean? So I think with

social media, that a lot of people on there aren't

happy with their own lives. They're doing it tough financially. They can

go on social media, they can look at these people and it kind of takes

them away from reality and then puts them

in this mindset of, you know, well, fuck, I

want that. Why can't I have that? You know, and I try and say to everyone that,

like, not everyone can be a boss. You

know, those life coaches that say, hey, you can fucking be a boss. You

can do anything you put your mind to. That is the biggest load of shit. You're going

to do anything that they allow you to, like literally. If

we're all rich, who are we going to have washing our

car? Who are we going to have working at McDonald's at Hungry Jack's? It's

just like, there has to be the lower class, middle class, high

Yeah, don't get me started on life coaches. Yeah. Holy

moly. The worst thing about them is that if

that's their best business ever is their life coaching thing. Yeah.

It's like you are in no position of authority to

But that's how much like people are clinging on

to hope and that is so desperate. Do you know what I mean? To be

successful and have that status of a a Lamborghini or

a Ferrari or a mansion and all that sort of shit. But the

biggest thing I ever learned was you can have money,

but at the end of the day, it's momentarily, it's

not forever lasting happiness. You can go

out and, I don't know, you can go to the fucking shop and buy something that

you would never buy for five grand and you'd buy it and then

you'd be like, oh yes, I bought this. And then the next day

you're like, well, this is shit. Like, yeah,

I don't know. I just think that money is just bullshit. It's not going to

make you happy for a little or it depends on the person as well. Like, and

from what I'm saying is like, my judgment is, is from what I see

on social media. And I see people that are actually wealthy that aren't actually, you

know, it's not all flaunting it like that, not flaunting, like it's

not bullshit. They own this stuff. Like, but are they really happy? Do

I don't know. I think that's the thing with social media in

that aspect. It's all a whole lot real. And you've

got all these people who are looking up to,

you know, the rich, the wealthy, the famous, and they're like, fuck,

I want this. I want that. I want that because they've got this. They're

not saying the work that it took to get that. They're not saying if they're actually

happy behind those photos that they're posting. And it, everyone

forgets that, that, you know, it's, it's not.

all Instagram or, you know, social media, like real

Nah. And that, that's a big thing as well. Like I wish more people would

talk about, you know, their own mental health issues or

whatever. Like, cause I know a lot of people that like are big on social media, but

they struggle so bad mentally, but they, they never talk

about it. I think it would just help so much and it

would make people feel as if they're not alone and they're not any different to

everyone else, you know, instead of feeling like an outcast because they're not

I think that that's something that sort of has given

you, I guess, more ears because of how

open you are with talking about like, you've spoken very comfortably about your struggles.

It's so fucking hard to like. talk about your

own personal issue. But you have to look at the big picture and

the reward of that is that even if 100 people

hear that and there's 20% of those people have issues, they're

like, you know what, fuck this guy, he's talking about it

and he's saying it to random people. I can put

my hand up, I can tell my dad or I can tell my mum and

not feel embarrassed or like

Yeah. It's pretty powerful when we've, we've spoken about

this before with a few of the other boys we've had on. We can go

out there and we can talk to just say like the other week, we spoke to a hundred

people in a room and we did all of this stuff, you

know, through the Better Blake project. The message a

lot of the time isn't what's being said. It's who

says it. So you could say the same message that we're saying, but

because it's coming from you, it just hits so differently.

Yeah, I can see that for sure, 100%. Yeah,

Yeah, big time. Like when Volkanovsky started, you

know, talking about some of his struggles, one of the hardest men on the planet, right?

And he's like, I got the demons. Yeah, he's got demons. And he's

talking about that. And, you know, I think you can relate

to it. Like that bloke is way tougher than me. He's

stronger, he's got the willpower, he's got everything and he's struggling.

I think when people with that sort of platform

or respect talk about it, it

I would love if some

of these worldwide hackers could just hack into social media

and just Fucking delete everything. And

then everything's just wiped and it has to start all again. Just

a big reset. Fuck, man, I've met

some people in real life from social media, their egos

are so fucking big and it's like, what? You

fucking, you got followers on Instagram, you're not an A-list

celebrity, man, like, calm down. But yeah,

some people handle that shit a lot different, you know what I mean? Like some people might

get popular on social media and then they just change. And

they just only wanna hang around popular people and fucking suck

Yeah. Yeah. Look, you know, my views on clout chases, I'm

not a big fan of it. Just be a good fucking

person. It's as simple as that. It doesn't matter if

you've got half a million followers, if you've got 3 million followers, if

you're a shit bloke or a shit person, you're a shit person.

But that can be like, you know, due to their upbringing as

well. Like their parents who they've been surrounded by their whole life and

they don't know any better, you know, and they're not educated on different things.

And that's what I say to a lot of people about mental health. Like, you know, there

are people that don't suffer from mental health and, you know, they

don't understand it and they aren't, you

know, talking to their mates that are struggling with it

or whatnot. And it's not necessarily their fault, because they're not educated on

that subject of mental health, you know. So you can't, I

don't really blame people for not understanding, you

know what I mean? But the more that people talk about it, the more

it will educate and finally get in some people's ears. Because some people, you

know, you will talk about it on social media, and I get it. Like, they

probably watch it, and then they fucking, they just keep, because they don't want to

fucking, they don't understand it. But if they see it enough, you

Do you find if people are saying that too much though, that, cause we, we see a lot of

it on blogs advice where if people are

posting the same, I guess, like trending

topic about, you know, Oh, I'm down in the dumps about this. It

then creates as good as it is people talking about it, then creates like a bit

of a, a sheep mentality

where everyone goes, Oh fuck, they're getting a few likes on this. I'm now going to where

they may not necessarily, I'm not to say They are feeling that way or not.

You never know when it's just text, but it sort of creates somewhat

100%, that's a trend. I've seen it.

And I can tell when people aren't talking legitimately about it.

And at the end of the day, I think it's just the same kind of

thing as giving back. Even though they're doing

it for clicks, it's still talking about it. You know what

I mean? So they may be fooling some people, but they're

I think the healthy way to do it is kind of what we both do. Bloke's

advice isn't a mental health page, right? It's

bloke culture, it's cars, the boats, the tits, whatever. But

then after all that entertainment, you know, it's a safe space

to have these difficult combos. Much the same, you're making these funny

videos, you're engaging people, you're getting people to know who you

are as a bloke, and then you can give them that little sprinkle of, you

know, what you're talking about. Yeah. And I think that's a

more genuine way of going about it. And if All

these people that are doing the other stuff to entertain people or

build a platform just had a little sprinkle to say,

hey, we're all relatable here. We're all humans. I

think that's, you know, getting that conversation started so

the people that aren't educated can

start looking at that journey. Yeah. That's what it is too. It's

a, you know, we're not taught it in schools how to have like

good, stable mental health and have a good self care. I

Yeah, they're definitely like my little fella is definitely learning a lot more about

sort of talking about emotions and feelings and what not and

But you know, like my dad, he's old school.

Like he, he doesn't understand it. He's never, he probably

has, but he's just like, he's old school. He's like, you know what, get

on with it. But some people just can't get

on with it, you know? And like. I think the best thing to do is just fucking hit

it straight on and like, you know, address that situation

that's going on, you know, and don't be ashamed or

And that's the big thing. As much as, and particularly

in the bloke side of things, everyone is

too afraid of thinking what their mates are going to think of them. But like

we've said it so many times, your boys would rather hear

Yeah. And it's like, when, when you put it that way, it sort of makes everyone

go like, fuck, okay. Maybe we should start talking a

bit more. Yeah. No, that's very true. Obviously it's

Yeah. It's very, very hard to talk to, even if it's your mates, you

know, but it's, fuck, you got to choose. Do you want, do

you want to be happy? You know what I mean? Like, if you want to

be happy, you'll be happy and you'll get to there, but. It's about making

that first step and putting, like, a plan in progress, you know, and take

day by day, you know. And that's the other thing, like, talking

about putting things into a plan and then you're like, all right, I'll go to

the doctor and the doctor puts you in a mental health plan. And then you go to a psychiatrist

and the psychiatrist just throws all this shit at you. And you're just like,

fuck, I want all these pills. Oh, yeah, take this, take that, take this. And

then you're just like, fuck. Look, sometimes medication works

for some people, sometimes it doesn't, but I just think, like,

the whole thing needs to just turn on its

head. But there's too much money involved, you know, and that's

the issue. Like, if you were to go to a doctor and talk about

it and say, look, I'm feeling depressed, I've got anxiety, panic

and all this sort of stuff. And then they said, okay, well, how much exercise are

you doing? What are you eating? How much alcohol are you drinking? Do

you do any drugs? You know, instead of, all right,

here's a referral for a psychiatrist. And then you go there and they

just fucking throw this shit down your throat, you know, so. But

It's not going to change from the system. But I think if we

educate some people, like we get messages constantly and

all those things you just said, the exercise, the drinking. People

come to us and they're like, oh, I'm feeling fucking awful. I'm

at the edge. And we're like, are you doing

this? And they are doing all the things they know

they're not supposed to do. Like how

about changing those things for a month and then just let's

start there. Can you change those things for a month? Take some accountability

of the situation. Because if you're eating shit, you're drinking too

much, you're not getting outside, you're probably going to

feel like shit. Yeah. So there's something to be

said about people fucking taking a bit of accountability over

A hundred percent. But at the same time, it's like, you can only, you

can't help people that don't want to help themselves. And like, I've experienced that so

much in my life with friends and whatnot, you know, having alcoholic

friends and. try and help them and

it gets to the point where it's just like you have to just cut

cut it and cut them off and just be like fucking if they come

good they'll come good but me staying here and putting all

my time and energy into this while they just keep you

know just keep getting in that cycle it's just like it's not

Yeah it's a tough predicament. Moving on

from there Something that you

were very well known for, which it surprises

me that you haven't been awarded from, I guess, the Australian government

for this. Oh shit. Yeah. This like, this is, this is

how big you are in this scene. Yeah. You've almost normalized

or made it, I wouldn't say acceptable because it

is acceptable, but you've made it popular. Man on man action.

Bloke on bloke. It's funny. This

is real funny. You said that. Like I have had messages off kids. It's

not kids, but you know, high school students or other kids, but

they're like, you know, they'd say like, you, you, you've helped, you've made

it easier for me to come out and like talk to

my mates about it, you know, because everyone at school saying bloke

on bloke, or you ever had a man like, you know, and it's created this

kind of I don't know, something around

it where people have all just had a laugh. But at the same time, I've had the thing

where... But you know the one thing, I've never had a gay person come

No, because as much as you're doing it in a humorous way, you

are normalizing it in exactly what you just said with

the messages you're getting. Like you're making it... It not that

this day and age, there shouldn't be a fucking issue with it, but then obviously there

is still some issues going around some people, but you're making it

acceptable for guys to comfortably come out cause they can go, Oh

I could be turning guys gay as well.

You ever thought about that? I mean, I'm having those thoughts right now.

It's normalizing it. I love seeing the old blokes and their

discomfort in being able to deal with it. Like, I think that's the

best bit. Cause it's like, you know, my dad's same as yours. Yeah.

Hard country boy, right? And they're

kind of the guys you're going up to. And whether or not they're

getting a little bit more liberal in those thoughts, when a bloke like

you comes up and starts talking your shit about that, they're

uncomfortable. Oh yeah, they're very uncomfortable. And it's

funny to watch, but for the younger generation, it's probably

like a point to be like, oh, I'm not like that. Like,

Yeah. And a lot of people think I am gay, but I was like, nah,

I'm not. Like I have kissed a dude, I pashed a dude. And

that was so fucking hectic. That was just before with Matty, wasn't

it? It was so brutal, man. Like I was so drunk, but

I knew what I was doing. And I

wanted my mate to take a photo of it so I could post it on my water

We'll do a handy later. Like who's giving, who's receiving.

All right. Yeah. Sweet. It's going to be a quick one. I'm

Yeah, go on, carry on. Anyway, there was this gay guy at this Eddie's

Crub House just in Cooley here. And, um, he was cool as man.

It's fucking not my kind of guy. Cause I'm not really into

Anyway, I told him, I said, can we just kiss? Because I just wanted to

peck. But next minute, it was just like a full, and

it went for like 20 seconds. It was full on. And

after, I was like, holy shit, my mate. He was like,

what the fuck? What's going on? And I was like, I don't know. And then I went

home, and I posted it. And then I went home and woke up

to all these missed calls and stuff. And my

mom was like, fuck. What the hell is this? She wasn't angry,

she was cool as a bat, but she was like, I didn't know you were

gay. And that moment when

I woke up, I was like, yes, I know I'm not gay,

I'm not kidding, man. Because I tell you, look, if

you, it doesn't matter if you're drunk, right? But if you're out

and you're kissing a girl, right? You're passionate. Nine

Anyway. So then, cause I didn't get a boner. So

Nah, man, trust me. Cause

he recorded it video as well. So I've had to, I've

watched it back heaps, but the footage is now gone.

Yeah. And I was like, nah, I didn't enjoy it. But, um,

yeah, I suggest anyone that wants to know if

they're going, I'll just go out there and pass your bloke. You'll know straight

Oh, um, something like, obviously you

do like power fish as a character, but you do actual characters

Yeah. We fuck around with like these, um, latex SFX

kind of masks and stuff like that. And. Yeah, no,

yeah, there's a few. But people are weird, man. They get

so attached to something they like. And then if you get

rid of it, and then you bring something else in new, they're like, no, I don't want fucking that.

I don't want this. It's like when all

my content at the start was all 100% legit,

right? But then I got to a position where

I was kind of like, I was talking about mental health and I was,

you know, I started having regret and

then I started to feel sorry for these people that I'm going up and pesterizing, right?

So I was like, all right, let's just fucking stage it.

Like at the end of the day, it's entertainment. And

as long as we're making a few people laugh, who gives a fuck? But I don't want to really go out

there anymore and fuck people's days. So

yeah, people got really, really up. Like they still kept watching it

and it helped the videos when they all comment going fake, fake, fake, bullshit,

fake. It just made it go more viral. So, um,

but yeah, like what was

Well, I was going to say it's hard now cause

you're such a recognizable figure. Like we're in Tweed, it's not a big place.

Nah, and that's why we had the masks to do other stuff like that. Um,

but yeah, it's so funny cause like people would even say

fake when the video was real. And then

it was like, I want to, I want to eventually do a video

where I show all the videos and I'll be like, this is real, this

is real, this is fake. Cause people would just be like, people

are weird and they're kind of. Not very intelligent, some of the people that

Yeah, they're fucking space cadets. You

know what? Fuck them all. I like the people that support

me. You know, I think I've got a

pretty good crowd. I've got some fuckwits in there too, but they're

all, all there for the journey. And, um, yeah,

to those fuckwits get fucked. Suck

That's beautiful. One of, um, one

of the things which, and it's, it's only just recently started resurfacing. I've

seen, I don't know if Ladbob will repost it or something like that,

but you've got a pontoon boat. Yeah.

What is it? Is it a pontoon boat? Is it a pontoon? It's a pontoon boat.

It's a pontoon boat. And you take guys out that are

disabled in wheelchairs that probably don't have regular access to getting out

in the water. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. One of the guys that you took

Yeah. So that was really cool, man. Like,

yeah. People email and they say, Hey,

can we come out in the boat? And then we G it up. Anyway. So. He

came out with his mom and then his mate and then we started

talking with his mom and she said that, you

know, does his Johnson still work? Has he got a sex life, you know? Because

it's still normal. They're people, you know? And she'd

never really talked about it with anyone. And then I was like, well,

I want to take him to the brothel. And we were fishing at Jack Evans. I

could see the brothel. It was right there. You can see the

doors and everything. I was like, let's take him there. And she goes,

yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, let's take him. And that was amazing, man.

And he was so excited. Obviously, because he'd been in that wheelchair, he

had a car accident, major quadriplegic. He's

not verbal, but he could move his leg and a little bit

of his arm. And that was cool. We

took him there and didn't give him any notice, just took him there. And they accommodated him

and set up a bed downstairs. And we had to carry him in

and put him on the bed. Then obviously

everyone else left, but me and him. And

then I sat in the corner and watched

her have sex with him and I started jerking off and no,

that didn't happen. We put him on the bed

and then we left and then we let them do their thing. Yeah. But

unfortunately, rest in peace to that gentleman. He's recently

Yeah, at least we got to give him a little bit of something, because

he loved it, and the lady said he loved it. But

yeah, she went into full detail, actually, and the mother passed on the

information to us. And we're like, shit, this is. Yeah,

There is. Well, they've actually, Maddy recently just learned that that

used to be part of the NDIS. Oh, nice. Took it off. They've taken

it away now, which yeah. I don't know

if I agree with taken away. Cause it's, that's

What? So the carer has to jerk them off. What

Man, I'll tell you, when I was doing aged care, just around the corner

at Kirra here, actually, and this fucking guy, man, this old guy,

and because when you'd have to shower the men, obviously if they're not circumcised, you'd

have to pull the foreskin back and clean their

jaunts and their knob. Yeah, and

he's fucking grabbed my hand, trying to put it on his... He

touched right at you. Man, I was like, fuck, am I just going to

have to jerk this guy off, like, get him to leave

When they get that old, like, do you still finish? Or are you just doing it for

They're the most corniest, active, sexually sexual

Oh, they are fucking... Yeah. No

shit. Like the amount of affairs that go on when the couples are

Well, they reckon nursing homes are like really bad for STDs too.

It's a fucking swingers club in there. Yeah. And do you know that some of

those medications they do for Alzheimer's and stuff, it kick drives,

like the sex drive, it ramps it right up. The actual meds are making them horny.

So, man, I was at her 80th birthday party a couple years and there

was this chick 85 years old. She was

randy. She was on the hunt at this party. You could tell that.

Would you? Oh, probably definitely not. I would have broken her, I

reckon. If it was dark? Look,

You can say that I'm not going. She,

no, she, she was grinding on some old blokes on the dance floor. So I

Wow. Incredible. See, there you go. It doesn't discriminate. You

know, we all have needs. Whether you're, your body's not

able to, to, to walk around like all of us or, um,

Oh, I just lay there anyway. Starfish mode. It's

Oh God. So what do you

reckon is on the cards for you? Like, are you just like coming

up with the new content ideas? You want to keep this thing going? You're doing with your

I'm just cruising along, man. And,

um, I don't know, maybe I was thinking like, I

don't know, I'd done a stand-up comedy set last Sunday

in Brisbane and then I was kind of like, fuck, that

could be kind of fun. Just going up and just like, you

roast a crowd and then you can just like. tell stories

and make people laugh. That's another way to make people laugh, I guess. So

maybe that, but I don't know. I'm just going to keep hanging

on to fucking Adrian's dick while he drags me along. How

Yeah, because that's what I mean. It's a character and he's fucking

weird as shit, man, with like Dicks

Real hectic. They full get their dicks out

Nah, nah, nah, nah. Troy's

not very large. Adrian's kind of. Average. It's

kind of got a good color. Like it's kind of tanned. You know, I

He's got that going on. I reckon, I heard you have

Yeah, we'll get them out. It's not much, but you know, I

We had, um, we had the best dick in Australia come on

I went to school with him. Matty went to school with him. So he's seen like the

Is he doing the OnlyFans? Yeah, he's doing, he just won- He's tall?

He's tall, yeah. Yeah, that's a guy then, yeah. Yeah, big bloke, yeah. We went

to school together, so I saw it when he was 14. Oh, cool. But it wasn't weird, because I

was 14. But- Thanks for clarifying that. Yeah, you gotta clarify

that shit. Yeah, you do. But he just won the

best male performer in the big dick category at the

Pornhub Awards. So he's internationally- Wow, get fucked. Yeah,

he's top tier. Oh, he be making some good money. He's making good money. But man,

I'm pretty sure you could get surgery to increase the girth

But a lot of women don't like massive cocks, man. I wouldn't

know. No, that's why you have to go into the industry. Because you've got to think about this, right?

I've only really discovered this in the last, what, fucking five

years. But a penis does nothing for a woman.

It doesn't, it doesn't do anything. The penis going in and out of the vagina is

That's exactly right. And the whole time I'm here thinking like all

Still, it's, it's a decent thing. That is a full size wine

Oh shit. That's a wine bottle. Yeah. That's a fuck.

It's weird, man. The knob goes real small. Usually the knob's

He's got red hair, eh? He's a bit gingery. Yeah, I can see his pubes

See, that's the gay test right there. You need to

take that to know if you're gay or not.

Nah, but yeah, nah, I'm not even kidding. I didn't even realise that about the,

Look at this. Sex tips with Powerfish. There we

Think about it. Like, man, all my ex chicks must have just been

fake and everything. That's amazing. But you finished, so that's

It's just going on a tangent. This

On that note, I think we're going to round this one out. But thanks so much

for coming in, man, from like talking about that heavy stuff to

your life lessons for taking guys to brothels. I think it's

I'm super excited to see what. You've got coming

out and where are you going to go with

Don't have anything coming. I'll say this quick. We literally,

because I don't have a team, it's literally me and a filmer. And

then it will be like, we work week to week. What are we doing this week?

We literally just think on the spot what we're doing pretty much, you know, so.

It's kind of good having it that way, but I kind of wish I did have like a full team, you

know, cause then you could have better production and whatnot. But yeah,

This, this has changed your life saying all this, hasn't it? It's

It's fucking ridiculous in here, man. Yeah. It takes some

of the load off you. You know what we should have done? We should have done it naked. I'm

No, we just blur the crutch. I'll do it. You come back and do another one.

I mean, I'm open to it. I'm open to it. Can we do it in summer? I

don't have the length to do it in winter. We'll

No, well, I've never seen it. Oh, maybe there is a podcast that do it, but. I

don't know, because it'd make the conversation like, you know, you'd be

Power fish, fully exposed. Yeah. Let's roll it back in a couple

Probably, not sure. Not sure. You gotta wait for the F on

it. Cool. Holy shit. We need to call that one. We do.

Make sure you check out his videos. It's fucking awesome to

see some of the stuff he's doing with the boys and girls and the old people

as well. And disabled people. All of them. It's all in the comments. Make

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