1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,120 Yeah. If I can get to bed a little after 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,200 11, that would be great work. 3 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,320 Welcome in everybody. It's the craft beer republic. 4 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,040 Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:26,280 I'm Greg and I'm being joined by the dude in the pretty sweet 6 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:30,320 Brewers hat. And that's Flex. Thanks. Uh, thanks for noticing. 7 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:34,440 Uh, big, big Brewers fan over here. Are you now? Yeah. 8 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:38,320 And I get a new hat every year. I did not know that. Yes. 9 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,520 I am not a big Brewers fan, but I do think that's a pretty 10 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,840 sweet hat. Hey, I appreciate it. Maybe they have a Dodgers one, I'm 11 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:49,720 sure. Maybe check out Kohl's online. Maybe they got a Dodgers hat. Kohl's. 12 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,760 Fun fact one of the few places I can find shoes this fucking big. 13 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,160 Well, that's uh that's because Kohl's cares. 14 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,830 That's true I believe that is one of their slogans. 15 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:04,590 I think once upon a time. Yeah. Kohl's cares. Cares. 16 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:07,710 Rhyme or not rhymes. But good alliteration with 17 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:11,670 Kohl's cash as well. So it also makes people think 18 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:14,750 that they actually care. Even though we all know the truth. 19 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:18,430 Yes. Yeah. Big corporation. They don't care. No. 20 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:22,070 They're located in Wisconsin, like the headquarters. Oh, really? 21 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:25,630 Yeah. Oh, so they're all drunk? Oh, yeah. Oh, I had no idea. 22 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,910 Pretty sure they all go out for happy hours and everything. 23 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:31,750 So I think it's company handbook. Must go out for happy hour. 24 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,870 Actually, I'm pretty sure it's just like a big fuck fest to, 25 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:36,670 I don't know. I never been there. It's just what I hear. Wow. 26 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:38,550 I feel like I'm working for the wrong company now. 27 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:43,230 Where's Kohl's been all my life? Hold on. 28 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:45,910 Scott used to work at Kohl's. I was gonna say, wait, wait, wait. 29 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:49,390 My sister in law used to work there. No, no. Now I know why he worked. 30 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:53,350 Never mind. She would always say they would go 31 00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:56,670 for, like, happy hours and stuff. So, um, but it's, you know, 32 00:01:56,710 --> 00:02:02,100 it's It's team building. Sure. Yeah. Team building an orgy. Yeah. 33 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:04,100 And I'm pretty sure it's on the company's dime, 34 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:08,300 so that's pretty sick, too. I'm in for that. Uh, what was I. 35 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:11,820 Oh, socials. If you're. Oh, yeah. You're just welcoming people in. 36 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:14,460 Yeah. Welcome to the orgy. Uh @CraftBeerRepublic. 37 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,860 @Flex_me_a_beer underscores in between all that good stuff. 38 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:21,260 Uh, lots to get to today. I have a beer that was handed to 39 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:23,220 me by a friend. Can't wait to tell you about it. 40 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:25,500 Very tight. Yeah. Did some, uh, 41 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:30,020 some pizza making over the weekend. Yeah, that sounds interesting. 42 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:34,780 I made no pizzas. I made spoiler alert, 42 pizzas. 43 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,860 That's way to eight pizzas. A lot of pizzas. 44 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:38,580 We'll get to that in a second. And some booze news. 45 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:42,620 Uh, if you don't mind, I'm gonna lubricate my liver and 46 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,260 tell you about this beer. As a matter of fact, 47 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:48,620 I don't mind. Oh, fantastic. I appreciate the approval. 48 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:59,820 I have my beer. I Love My Beer. I Love My Beer. 49 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:05,020 So the other day, Non-Murderer John hit me up and said, hey, I'm 50 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:08,060 gonna be driving through your area. Can I meet you somewhere to give 51 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:11,940 you some beers? And how much? How good did it feel trusting him, 52 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:14,140 knowing that he's not gonna murder you? Right. 53 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:17,740 I was like, hey. Yes, beers. I would be murdered for beers. 54 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:21,020 Do you want to meet in a super dark place? Because I trust you. 55 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:24,660 There's an alley I know that no one can see from the road. 56 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:30,260 Do you want to meet there for beer swaps and be. The streak lives on. 57 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:34,940 I'm still here. This is great. This is a great friend. Yeah. 58 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:39,620 So he continues the not murderer title and continues to bring me 59 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:43,740 delicious beers. And we call him. Still not murdering John? Oh, yeah. 60 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:46,820 I mean, it's getting a little wordy. Yeah. But, uh. 61 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,020 But, yeah, I think that's fairly accurate. 62 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,460 I'm trying to think of something funny, I got nothing. 63 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,370 All right, So he brought me. And to be fair, 64 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:58,450 I did exchange some beverages. I was like, oh, I got some beers 65 00:03:58,450 --> 00:04:01,370 from our various travels recently. I gave him a couple Austin beers, 66 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:03,930 a couple San Francisco beers. I hope he enjoyed those. 67 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:08,090 Uh, but he gave me Root + Branch, which I believe is out of New York. 68 00:04:08,690 --> 00:04:10,730 It's called. And I didn't even catch the name 69 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:14,290 of this until literally as I was pouring it before the show started, 70 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:18,530 I laughed out loud and told Flex I would surprise him on the show with 71 00:04:18,530 --> 00:04:27,730 the name that is. I'm ready for it. Bone in throat. Don't mind if I do. 72 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:34,690 Oh man. Non-Murderer John that Kiki. Son of a bitch. 73 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,330 Yeah, I think he's sending you signals now. 74 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:44,010 As long as he doesn't murder me. Uh, this is a double hazy IPA. 75 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:47,810 Bones and throats all day. Just don't murder me, John. 76 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:51,880 Bones and throats? Yes. Knives and stomachs. No. Yeah. 77 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:56,040 There you go. 8% 40 IBUs has IBUs, 78 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:03,120 has a 4.41 out of over 3700 ratings. Holy smokes. Yeah. 79 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:07,760 They say multi Oat Wheat double IPA, brewed and dry hopped with a 80 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:11,680 blend of American hops, which they tell me the hops. 81 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,880 Here we go on the schnoz. Oh they don't. I man, that's so. 82 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,920 Weird. Right? Yeah. I wonder if I could dig it up 83 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:22,040 somewhere. It's real muted smell. It gets a little dankness. 84 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,920 And that's really what's coming through the most is the dankness from 85 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,880 this. That's what's warm things up. 86 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:40,440 I feel like you made so many people angry. It is warm and cozy. 87 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,400 Has having trouble putting my finger on the fruit? 88 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,480 There's definitely a little bit of citrus in there. Not a ton. 89 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:52,950 Uh, there's definitely that danky. It finishes real kind of almost. 90 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:55,750 We'd like on the tongue. Kind of sticky. Icky. 91 00:05:55,990 --> 00:06:00,870 Interesting. Yeah. Uh, it's it's a thick boy, as you can 92 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:05,510 see. Very thick. Yeah. Very thick. A very thick bone in the throat. 93 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,470 I'm trying to look up there. Hops to see if I can get some 94 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:11,550 idea of what these fruitiness flavors should be. 95 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:15,270 Somebody saying mango and peach notes. I'm. I'm not getting that. 96 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:18,030 Oh, somebody else is saying grapefruit and lemon. 97 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:20,790 I'll get on board with grapefruit. This is definitely some 98 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:26,630 grapefruity type citrusy notes, but overall the donkey tongue coating 99 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:31,350 is what leaves you at the end. Yeah. See with with hazy is. 100 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:34,470 That's like my least favorite thing. It is a little thick. 101 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:35,510 I'll give you that. Now, 102 00:06:35,510 --> 00:06:40,430 one thing I tend to not like about East Coast beers is they're just, 103 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:43,430 I don't know. They're too malty. A lot of times, even hazy. 104 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:46,070 They do get very malty. I will attest that. 105 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:49,660 I will say this is not overly malted and I do appreciate that, 106 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:54,660 but it is dank. It is thick. I'm having, I think, grapefruit. 107 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,340 I'm gonna get back in. Grapefruit is definitely the right 108 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,900 fruit that I'm picking up here. That makes sense now. 109 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,820 Grapefruits in the throat. Yeah, along with the bone. 110 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:08,740 So, uh. Yeah. So nice, I like it. It it does. You know how. 111 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:11,100 Oh, it doesn't drink, like, a 2%. Very dangerous. 112 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,540 This drinks like it's 8% like you get that warmth. 113 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,580 Like there is no sneaky alcohol in this one. 114 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,860 Yeah, I feel like that rarely happens nowadays when you 115 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:22,820 actually do catch it. Yeah. So. But it's funny you brought the 116 00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:25,780 thing up about, uh, the maltiness from New York breweries. 117 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:28,940 I feel like I've noticed that as well. Yeah. 118 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:31,620 And I also get this smell. And this isn't just in New York. 119 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,180 This feels like an East Coast thing to me. 120 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,820 Whenever I stick my schnoz in there, there's a smell in there that I 121 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:38,180 don't get from West Coast beers. I don't know what it is. 122 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:43,140 I don't know if it's yeasty or water or what, but there's just and 123 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,810 I don't know how to describe it, so I shouldn't even say anything. 124 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:49,130 It's just like a distinctness. Yeah, just a distinct smell that 125 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:51,890 I smell in, like, almost every East Coast IPA. 126 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:54,330 And when I say East Coast IPA, I don't mean like hazy, just any 127 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:57,970 IPA that comes from the East Coast versus anything that comes from the 128 00:07:57,970 --> 00:08:02,570 West Coast. Maybe it is the water. California's got good water, right? 129 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:06,410 Uh, no. No, I mean certain. Yeah. Like if you're in mammoth, 130 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:09,690 like snowy areas. Oh, drinking mammoth tap water 131 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,730 is better than anything you can buy from the store. 132 00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:15,370 I could have sworn like the best tap water in the US came from a 133 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,730 city in California. Well, I can tell you the worst. 134 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:21,130 Tap water is in San Diego. And that's why West Coast IPAs 135 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:22,930 were born. Because they needed all those hops 136 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:26,570 to cover up the shitty water. Is that is that accurate? 137 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:30,610 That's a real thing. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So, West Coast IPAs, thanks to 138 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:35,410 San Diego's shit water. Gross. Mhm. Quit crapping in the water. 139 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:39,950 Yeah. Oops. Anyway, but thanks to Non-Murderer 140 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:42,370 John for a Non-Murderer John. But B, uh, 141 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:46,970 get me a good bone in the throat. What a stud. Yeah, what a good man. 142 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,730 So he always comes through. Yeah, yeah, it was good seeing him. 143 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,010 We didn't have time to really, like, catch up and have a beer. 144 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:54,450 We just talked for a minute, and he had to be on his way and. 145 00:08:54,850 --> 00:08:58,610 And. Yeah. Good times. Keeping tabs on you? Yeah. 146 00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:00,890 Just want to know where I am in case he decides to become a murderer. 147 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:05,410 John. Makes sense. Oh, you never know when you're going 148 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:09,090 to make the the turn. You know. We'll get there eventually. 149 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:11,930 You know, maybe he's gonna wake up tomorrow and say, you know what? 150 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:15,290 I kind of like the ring of murderer John. Yeah. 151 00:09:15,330 --> 00:09:17,490 He's like, hey, that last episode. Not so great. 152 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:22,010 Yeah. Time to switch things up. I don't like what he said about 153 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:26,050 the maltiness of that beer. What funk on the nose. 154 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:28,690 I don't smell anything. Stab, stab, stab. 155 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:33,770 You could put it on his headstone. Here lies a malt hater. 156 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:38,610 Stabbed by murderer John. I alluded to this. 157 00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:43,920 East coast for life. Yeah, I alluded to this before the 158 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:48,200 show or as we were starting the show, made 42 pizzas that weekend. 159 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,920 Said that on the show. That's a lot of pizzas. Yeah. 160 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:55,280 Uh, Nicole Coley, her mom, just turned 75. Happy birthday. 161 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,560 Coley's mom. It's a big year. Happy birthday. 162 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,040 So, Nick got a pizza oven, and they decided they would do, 163 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,080 like, a pizza party, and everybody got to whoever came. 164 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,680 Got to make their, like, design their own, like a la Chipotle. 165 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,280 You know, you select your ingredients. 166 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,640 Did they do it or did you do the ingredient part? 167 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,080 I did so they had a little piece of paper they could check off of 168 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,920 the available ingredients, what they wanted. 169 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:23,920 And then Nick and I were slinging pizzas. Okay. And so it's so funny. 170 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,760 You know, I in my high school and slightly into college years, 171 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,560 I worked at McDonald's. And so I showed Nick asked me, 172 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:32,640 he said, hey, do you mind helping me? He whenever he gets too drunk to, 173 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,520 like, finish the barbecue, whatever. I'm the one he always asks, you know, 174 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,840 I can he knows I can cook and I can. Handle, you know, 175 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,310 how to do stuff. Right? So he asked me beforehand like, 176 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,550 hey, can you help me out? I said, sure. So I show up. 177 00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:45,830 He goes, how do you want to do this? I said, I'm going to assemble. 178 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:48,590 You are going to bake and cut. He's like, all right, done. 179 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:52,030 So that's what we did. He'd hand me the tickets, 180 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:55,070 I'd assemble the pizza. I'd get it to him, he'd cook it, 181 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:57,870 pull it out, cut it, serve it. All that good stuff and it and 182 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,790 that part of it worked, you know? Not too bad. 183 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:03,390 Uh, of course we were drinking the whole time. So, as you should. 184 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:07,030 Be, mistakes were made. Things happened. 185 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:10,470 The very first pizza. Uh, we didn't have enough flour on 186 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:15,270 the little spatula pizza spatula thingy, and it just stuck like crazy. 187 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,870 Oh, man. That thing turned into a fucking 188 00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:19,950 pizza donut. It was comical. It was funny. 189 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:23,830 Somebody didn't put sauce. They didn't mark sauce on their 190 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:27,470 pizza, so they didn't get sauce. And they came back and were like, 191 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,950 hey, where's my sauce? Like, you didn't, here's your ticket. 192 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:33,030 You didn't mark sauce. I thought pizza just came with sauce. 193 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:35,350 Like we had sauce options. So you had to mark which one you 194 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:40,020 wanted or both. Boy. And then I went, hey, was it free? 195 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:45,740 Oh that's right. Shut the fuck up. Did you really say that? 196 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,980 I didn't say, actually. Nick took care of it for me. 197 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,380 It was one of their, like, family, friends. And I was like, what? 198 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:53,820 And she goes, there's no sauce on here. I was like, you didn't mark it? 199 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,020 I held it the ticket. And she goes, well, 200 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:57,260 I just thought it came with it. I was like, you mean you're free 201 00:11:57,260 --> 00:12:01,460 pizza you're complaining about? And Nick goes, And Nick's, 202 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:04,500 Nick's are giving her even more shit and was like. No. Way. 203 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:07,500 We're just following the card. I have people here that are 204 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,380 allergic to tomatoes. So to me, no sauce is not a big 205 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,260 surprise. Right? And she's like, well, 206 00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:14,780 who wouldn't want sauce? And he's like people that are 207 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,900 allergic to tomatoes don't want sauce. 208 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,460 The rest of the day, this person walked around like, 209 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:26,500 hey, make sure you mark down sauce on your cards. Don't be a prick. 210 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,500 Oh, I was, I was so annoyed. I was like, next time I'll fucking 211 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,620 take a shit on your pizza. Hell yeah, you should have. 212 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:35,770 I wish you would have ordered another one because I would have fucked 213 00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:40,730 with it and given her no special. Yeah. You get this white sauce. 214 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:43,450 I didn't know that was an option. Yeah. 215 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:47,170 You want a chocolate covered candy bar or whatever on your pizza? 216 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,690 Anyways, so that was annoying, but the rest was fun. 217 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:53,210 I enjoyed, like, we made 42 pizzas. I know this because they rolled 218 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:55,090 all the dough out the night before and counted it. 219 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:57,530 And uh, the rest of it was actually fun. 220 00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:59,690 Nick got a little hydrated towards the end, 221 00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:03,770 so I just took over everything. It was like making them, 222 00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:06,010 throwing them in and then throwing them on the cutting board. 223 00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:09,490 And hey, I'd hit him like, hey, hey, cut the pizza. Oh. All right. 224 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:14,210 Jeez, Louise. Yeah, it's good times. So. But it was fun. 225 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,530 It was fun making pizzas. It reminded me of my McDonald's 226 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:19,650 days of just. There's something satisfying 227 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:23,690 about having to focus on one task for hours at a time. 228 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:27,450 And you can't think about, like, real world problems because you're busy. 229 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:30,170 Especially when you're like, it's like a fast paced kind of thing. 230 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:31,730 Like you're like, all right, like, we got this. 231 00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:34,210 We got to get this together, get this person or pizza like bing, 232 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:37,210 bang, boom. Right, exactly. And the tickets were piling up 233 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,650 because he forgot to preheat the oven. 234 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:43,610 So we we started off a little behind. Yeah I know. Not even drunk. 235 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,650 Is surprising at. All. No, no, no. It shouldn't be. 236 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:48,370 Yeah. No, none of it is. But I was like, uh, 237 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,090 we're a little behind now. You didn't preheat the oven. 238 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,170 So we got behind. So it was, you know, it was a 239 00:13:53,170 --> 00:13:57,330 mad dash for like 3 or 4 hours straight of just no reprieve. 240 00:13:57,330 --> 00:14:01,250 And then I think I ended up making pizzas for six hours that day. 241 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:05,570 That's awesome. Yeah, it was fun. Feels like a weird word to say, 242 00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:08,370 but I do enjoy cooking for people. So in that case, it was. 243 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:11,050 In that sense, it was fun. And like I said, it's nice to 244 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,610 think about something else. Right. And then something like that, 245 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:16,330 you know, like anything, you always try to be the best you could be, 246 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:19,730 you know, and be the best. So you're just trying to. Yeah. 247 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,130 Like, imagine people walking around this whole party like, man, 248 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:25,130 these pizzas are fucking banging. And you're like, yeah, 249 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:29,730 that's me. Those are my pizzas. That's why they're banging. Yeah. 250 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:33,920 Who's got two thumbs and makes banging pizzas. This guy. Greg. 251 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:39,480 So I did get a lot of nice feedback besides the biatch who 252 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,440 forgot to mark sauce on her. You could make up like your own, 253 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,920 uh, taco or uh, pizza truck. And it could just be like, 254 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,800 called, like jonesin for, uh. There you go. Right. 255 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:54,800 Little little pie. Jones I like it. Yeah, I actually no joke. 256 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,840 I looked into the next morning, I looked into the legalities of, 257 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,640 like, what it would take to do, like, pop ups. 258 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,600 Not so much with a truck, but, like, you know, bring a couple ovens out, 259 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,960 pop up tent and that kind of stuff. Yeah, we've had somebody do that 260 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,680 at the butcher shop once. I don't know if they do a food 261 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,880 truck or if it's like a restaurant, but they did a pop up at the in 262 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,560 the parking lot of the shop and they made they had to go back 263 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,960 and get more pizza boxes. So they were selling so many pizzas. 264 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,200 It was pretty insane. Yeah. Knotty pine does that whenever 265 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,640 it's trivia night. She has this this group come in 266 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,640 and do pizzas, like pop up pizzas. And I was like, oh, 267 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:30,190 I wonder what are the legalities? And like, what permits do I need 268 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,670 and what are the startup like? You know, 269 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:35,870 equipment wise startup costs. They're kind of low like under 2000. 270 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,870 And then, you know, you would need some permits under a thousand. 271 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,710 But the hardest thing is you need to partner with a 272 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,350 commercial kitchen to like, store your food and prep your food. 273 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,830 You can't just store and prep it at home if you're doing it legally. 274 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,710 Got it. And I was like, 275 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,950 oh that's expensive. Yeah. Because then you need your own 276 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:56,710 facility or you need, like you said, partner with somebody. Right. 277 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,790 And I found some in the area and it's like 500 bucks a month just 278 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:03,030 to rent out the space. Oh, wow. The fridge space and the prep space. 279 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:07,670 And are not a weekend gig I can afford. Yikes. 280 00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:10,470 Anyways, maybe one of these days. Back to DoorDash. Yeah. 281 00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:14,310 Yeah, exactly. Uber Eats call your Uber eats. 282 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:17,950 Anyways, what about you? Any, uh, any research? 283 00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:21,430 Do anything fun over there? So my car is broken right now. 284 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:25,830 Oh, fun. Um, so I'm driving. Uh, I have really, 285 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:29,180 really nice in-laws. Laws. Uh, so my father in law is letting 286 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:33,620 me cruise around in his Escalade. Oh. Bling bling. Yes. So, do. 287 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:37,060 You feel like a 90s rapper? Um, I actually just feel like an 288 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:41,900 old man. Oh. It's like, you know, when you see, 289 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:45,500 like, school bus drivers and they're just like that disgruntled old man. 290 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,020 That's how I feel. That. Minus the disgruntled. 291 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,740 Because it's not a bus filled with annoying kids. 292 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:54,260 It's like a luxurious automobile, but it's humongous. 293 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:59,260 And the fact that it's referred to as an SUV completely blows my mind. 294 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:04,740 It's a land yacht. It is. It is not. Yes it is. Uh, it's a boat, for sure. 295 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:11,220 Um, so I'm trying not to, like, drive and, you know, drink somewhere 296 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:15,380 and get behind the wheel. Sure. Um, but I did get out golfing today. 297 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,780 Oh. First time of the year. Like real golfing or like. 298 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:23,100 Real golfing on the links. Uh, brought a few selsey's. 299 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:27,610 Um, it was like a 3.5 hour day, So, uh, definitely didn't feel a 300 00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:31,730 goddamn thing afterwards and, uh, felt really, you know, safe, 301 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:34,690 obviously driving the car. Sure, but had my best round I've 302 00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:38,970 ever shot in the last, you know, last summer, picking up golf. 303 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:45,210 So that was very wonderful. Congrats. And, uh, last week, last week, 304 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:49,930 two weeks ago, whenever the beginning of May was, uh, the wife and I 305 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:53,250 celebrated our 12th anniversary. Oh, congrats. Thank you. 306 00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:58,170 So we went out, got a nice Italian dinner, brought the kiddos with 307 00:17:58,170 --> 00:18:03,810 because our kids are awesome and they are very obedient and disciplined, 308 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:07,010 and they follow rules and they're very well behaved. 309 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:11,010 And we thought they would enjoy a nice Italian dinner. 310 00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:13,570 And, uh, we even took them the Pfister 311 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:17,370 Hotel in downtown Milwaukee's. That's where, like all the baseball 312 00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:19,610 teams and basketball teams stay when they come into town, 313 00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:23,920 except Mookie Betts, because he's afraid of ghosts. Oh. That's right. 314 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:28,920 But, uh, on the 23rd floor of the hotel, they have a cocktail lounge. 315 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,080 Oh, cool. And, uh, we took the kids there to, 316 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,400 uh. So I don't know. Let him in, huh? Oh, yeah. 317 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:40,000 Till they opened at 5:00 and kids were allowed until 8 p.m.. 318 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,920 Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah. So we went up there. 319 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:47,720 My wife had a mocktail, as she does, and I had a bourbon sour and, 320 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:52,920 uh, amber ale after that. And super wonderful night. Nice. 321 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:57,120 The kids felt like models and superstars and, uh, did a little 322 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,600 photo shoot because they had all these windows overlooking Lake 323 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,000 Michigan and downtown Milwaukee, so. Oh, cool. Really cool. 324 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:08,000 That's fun. Yeah. So that, uh, that's about the 325 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,840 extent of my research. I know we're so old, we're like, 326 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:15,760 yeah, we had about, uh, 17 selsey's, uh, cocktail or two and one beer. 327 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,880 Yeah, but, you know, you can't always be out partying. 328 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:26,800 It's true. Gotta grow up sometime. Something like. That. Question mark. 329 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:33,080 To be continued. Yeah. TBD. All that stuff. You best believe. 330 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,320 Have I told you that I have to go to Florida at the end of the month? 331 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:41,760 Uh, graduation? Yeah. Some nephew or something. Bullshit. 332 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,040 Graduation. Which is crazy. Flying all the way across the 333 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,840 country for graduation. I'm just throwing it out there. 334 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:52,840 I cannot understate or underscore enough how much I agree with you. 335 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,800 I am so not on board. I have a debacle myself that I would 336 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,720 like to throw out your way. Oh, okay. I wanna say one thing about Florida. 337 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,400 I'm gonna be trash the whole time. I'm gonna drink so much beer. 338 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,080 That's all I was gonna say. Please debacle me. 339 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,600 Don't forget your grenades. Cause I hear. 340 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,800 Oh, gators and grenades. You don't even have to check 341 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,240 them on the plane. Do I need to make a shirt for this? 342 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:18,360 You just say you're going to Florida, and there they just ask for your 343 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,070 grenades, right? It's like going through customs, 344 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:27,030 right? Grenade grenades, please. Um, so my cousin up in Minneapolis 345 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:29,950 is getting married. Okay. And this was this was alerted, 346 00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:33,750 like, I don't know, three, four months ago said, oh, come up 347 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,750 to Minneapolis for my wedding. Okay, that sounds great. 348 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:42,990 Um, turns out that the groom has stage fright. 349 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:47,190 Uh, so he doesn't want anybody at the ceremony. 350 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:51,230 So they're going to have a very quaint, uh, 351 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:55,430 immediate family ceremony because he doesn't want people looking at him. 352 00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:59,030 And is. He agoraphobic? Like, is this a medical thing or. 353 00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:02,030 Uh, I don't think so. Like, I've hung out with this 354 00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:04,630 guy before and had a couple beers with him, and he's, like, 355 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:09,910 fun and super down to earth. Likes drinking beer. Um, working out. 356 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:13,630 Like, he's like a normal dude. Okay. So I thought that was kind of 357 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:16,110 bizarre. And then, uh, they're not even 358 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:21,340 having, like, a real reception there. Uh, I know, it's it's really weird. 359 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,940 It's like a public market in downtown Minneapolis. Okay. 360 00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:28,220 Everybody's getting, like, a food card, 361 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:32,020 and they get to pick a restaurant in the market to get a meal at. 362 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:41,540 Weird. And this reception. Is, uh. It's only like, 3 or 4 hours long. 363 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:44,460 It's like 5 to 9, and you gotta be out by nine. 364 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:47,260 So you're not going for the wedding. You're going for the sort of 365 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,500 reception. Well, so now my question is, 366 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:56,580 do I drive five hours to go to this for four hours? 367 00:21:56,780 --> 00:22:00,140 You said this is a cousin. Yeah. How close of a cousin. 368 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,980 Really cool cousin. Because, like, I have cousins 369 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:05,060 that are like siblings. We grew up together, 370 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,700 and I have cousins who, like, I've never even met before. 371 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,380 I mean, so I grew up together, like, definitely hung out. 372 00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:14,060 I would spend nights at, uh, like during the summer. 373 00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:18,370 And she took me to my first concert. I went to saw Bob Dylan with her, 374 00:22:18,410 --> 00:22:21,770 and. I'm sorry to hear that. Uh, I love Dylan. 375 00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:24,130 I do not like Dylan. Oh, I can't stand him. Oh. 376 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:28,810 He's crazy. Um, dude. Took me to my first hockey game. 377 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,490 You know, she worked for the admirals. 378 00:22:30,530 --> 00:22:35,370 You know. The ads. Dan's favorite. Hopefully now they're playing for 379 00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:39,130 the Calder Cup as this has been recorded, I don't know. Um, Dan. 380 00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:43,690 I don't know what that means, but. Okay. It's like the AA championship. 381 00:22:44,090 --> 00:22:49,770 It's not the Stanley Cup is the Calder Cup. Calder? Sure. Okay. 382 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:52,490 I've never heard of it. I don't know if it's a see you. 383 00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:55,370 See you. Calder Cup, they call it. I don't know, I'm. 384 00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:59,810 Trying to look it. Up. Um, but. Yeah. So, um. Oh, Calder. Calder? 385 00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:03,850 Calder. Okay. There you go. So I was thinking, if I don't 386 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:08,290 just go for the wedding, uh, the. Ironically enough, the Brewers are 387 00:23:08,290 --> 00:23:11,730 playing the twins that weekend. All right. In Minnesota. 388 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:16,160 So do I selfishly take the weekend to myself to explore Minnesota 389 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,800 and catch a Brewers game, and then belittle myself to a 390 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:24,280 little three hour reception ish. I don't know. What do I do? 391 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:30,680 How far of a drive are we talking? Uh. From Milwaukee to. 392 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,520 Actually, it's pronounced Milwaukee. Uh, it's in Minneapolis. 393 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:39,200 It's like five, 5.5 hours. Ooh. And you're driving. Yeah. Ooh! 394 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,600 Greggie no likey. Yeah. I don't do any five hour drives 395 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:48,240 that I don't have to do. I fly. Or just tell them to fuck off. 396 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,520 That being said, if the driving is not a problem to you, I would go 397 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:56,840 and make it more of a, you know, me weekend and like, oh yeah, I did 398 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,600 your weird fucking reception thing. But I also went to the Brewers 399 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,040 game and. There's great beer in Minnesota, 400 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,400 right. So you could catch some great 401 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,160 breweries. Um, yeah. So that's kind of what I was 402 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,960 thinking, like, just kind of make it like a weekend 403 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:15,240 getaway away instead of a wedding. Yeah, yeah, that's a weird. 404 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,720 That's tough. That's a weird one. Because there's great beer up there. 405 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,440 And of course, my wife has zero interest to go because she 406 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:27,680 thought it was a strange concept. Sure, she's not wrong in that part. 407 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,800 To put it nicely. Yeah. Um, and then I don't think, you know, 408 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,800 it's like a kid's invitation thing. So then the kids wouldn't go, 409 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,880 you know, some weddings are like that or. Receptionist. Yeah. 410 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,160 I mean, my wedding was no kids just because we had a we had a limit on 411 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,560 how many people could be there. Yeah. So it's not uncommon. 412 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,840 Uh, so then it's just kind of like, you know, do I go myself? 413 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,360 I don't know, obviously, I have some family going. 414 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,400 Right, right. You know, so. It's not like it's just me, but. 415 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,920 Huh? Yeah. When people go with you to the 416 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,400 game and breweries and that kind. Of talk to my older brother today 417 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,560 about going to the game, and he said he would cancel all of his plans 418 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,110 and go to the game. All right. You know, in that case, 419 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,950 I think I'd do it. So I think I might do it. Yeah. 420 00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:18,030 And you won't be in trouble with the wife for doing it, right? 421 00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:22,510 No, I don't think so. Maybe not more than usual. Right. 422 00:25:22,950 --> 00:25:27,710 I feel like I just explain the idea behind it. Yeah. Okay. 423 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,830 Just like a weekend away. Don't get those right. 424 00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:37,390 So chances to your family. Yeah. It's me. Yeah. Just work that in. 425 00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:41,270 It makes it sound better. That'd be about as believable as 426 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:44,310 you telling your wife that you wanted to go see your family. 427 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,630 It's like 1 or 2 people I might want to see. All right. 428 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:52,030 I guess that's how I feel, too. Yeah. Now, if my wife was like, hey, 429 00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:55,150 I want to get away. From her family. If she were to go, hey, 430 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:57,790 I want to get away for the weekend to see my family. And you don't. 431 00:25:57,830 --> 00:26:01,510 In fact, I don't even want you to come. I'd be like, okay. Okay. Yep. 432 00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:08,060 That I knew. Yeah. Be my guest. For. Sure. I'll pay for it. 433 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:13,100 Just me and Marty getting drunk on the couch, eating steaks all day. 434 00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:15,980 Hell, yeah. Oh, it'd be great. Back in the day, 435 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:18,860 when the wife would leave, Marty and I would have steak and beer night. 436 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:22,780 And I'd always make a little piece of steak that wasn't seasoned and give 437 00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:26,460 them just a little splash of my IPA. Because he loves IPAs. No way. 438 00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:32,020 Yeah. What a good, good dog. He's a good boy. You're a good dog. 439 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:35,140 He's the bestest boy. Uh, I forgot earlier. 440 00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:37,340 So before we find out what you're drinking over there, shout out to 441 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:41,220 our top listening city of the week. And that's Cupertino, California. 442 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:48,060 Hey, Apple country. That's right. My favorite. What up Apple. 443 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:51,540 Hope people know that we're not talking about like growing apples. 444 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:57,820 Right. Because that's Oregon. Who are we kidding. Not Washington. 445 00:26:57,820 --> 00:27:00,460 Or Washington. One of those. One of those. Not California. 446 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:03,860 Washington's big Apple country. Yeah, it's the one of the above 447 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:08,130 US states. Yeah. Washington or. Colder ones? Yeah, exactly. 448 00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:11,090 So what does that work? It gets cold up there. Yeah. 449 00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:12,690 It's crazy. I mean, even NorCal, like, 450 00:27:12,690 --> 00:27:16,170 I gotta go to San Francisco this week, and it's gonna be chilis. 451 00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:19,370 What's chilis. Like? Highs of, you know, 452 00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:22,850 like high 50s. Oh, okay. That's true. Yeah. That's chilis. 453 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,890 It's not freezing, but it's chilis. And then I'll give it to you. 454 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:27,290 In San Francisco. But at night, 455 00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:30,930 it'll be in the 30s and 40s, like high 30s. That's cold. Yeah. 456 00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:33,570 Uh, you know, I gotta I gotta bring a pair of jeans with me, 457 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:39,330 that kind of thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'd always, no matter. 458 00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:41,810 What, Wisconsinites approval. Yeah. You know me. 459 00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:44,930 I always prefer shorts in a in a hoodie. Cargo shorts and a hoodie. 460 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:49,370 I don't own cargo shorts anymore. I'm so proud of you. 461 00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:52,170 When I went to Vegas a few weeks ago, I was like, oh, I wonder if I still 462 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,690 have some so I can get a picture with, like, cans hanging out of them. 463 00:27:55,010 --> 00:27:57,410 They weren't there. And I think I had confirmed this 464 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:59,730 before, but I have now double confirmed. 465 00:28:00,170 --> 00:28:02,130 You're officially grown up. I'm proud of you. 466 00:28:02,650 --> 00:28:04,240 I guess I wasn't expecting to go to Vegas. 467 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,720 Now I gotta get some more for our next Vegas trip. No you don't. 468 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,440 How am I gonna hold my tabs? You're a fanny pack or something? 469 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,600 Yeah. They're in. Oh, you know what I have seen on 470 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,120 the gram a lot? Is those, uh, 471 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,520 WWE Championship belt fanny packs? Yeah, I got one for my brother. 472 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,480 That's right. I should get one of those for 473 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,160 Vegas champs. Walking around handing out 474 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,000 fucking beers. Charge people to take pictures with 475 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,720 you. Yeah. $5 and I'll whip my show. Or not? Grower or grower? 476 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,760 Not sure that was an earlier conversation that I shouldn't 477 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,040 talk about the show. $5 and I'll give you a beer and 478 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,840 take a picture with the champ. You got to be naked and just have 479 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:46,960 the belt cooler over your dong. Oh, very Shawn Michaels. Very, very. 480 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,960 Playgirl Shawn Michaels. Not that I ever saw that. 481 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:55,480 Oh, you know, you know, everybody knows. He's the best wrestler. 482 00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:02,030 Ever. Ever. Suck it, Ric Flair. Yeah, but, alas, not a wrestling 483 00:29:02,030 --> 00:29:07,150 show. Not. But it is a beer show. In a world where craft beer is king. 484 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:10,750 A world where muscles are bigger than growlers. 485 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:15,870 Only one tongue can guide us. One man, one tongue. 486 00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:22,150 One Tongue-jobber. In this world, we must find out 487 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:28,190 what is Flex drinking? Well, I had some circumstances 488 00:29:28,190 --> 00:29:32,310 come up this afternoon. Evening? Oh, I was not able to go and get 489 00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:37,950 some beer as I was lazy and, uh. So I am drinking a Capri Sun. 490 00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:45,070 Oh, I wish a little Pacific cooler. Oh, yeah. Daddy, take me back. 491 00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:51,870 Craft juice box. Republic. That was like as a kid. 492 00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:55,310 That was like the craft juice box. Debrecen. Yeah. 493 00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:57,510 You get to a friend's house when my mom would never buy him. 494 00:29:57,510 --> 00:30:01,070 But you get to a friend's house and their mom bought Capri Suns. 495 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:05,870 He was like, how you doing, mom? Yeah. And he just got even hotter. 496 00:30:05,910 --> 00:30:09,070 Oh, yeah. Uh, so I'm drinking one of the last 497 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:13,310 beers that I have in my fridge, and it is courtesy of pilot Tom. Mhm. 498 00:30:13,430 --> 00:30:17,990 Uh, from, uh, in the Russian River Hall. He got me a couple weeks back. 499 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:22,470 Uh. It's temptation. Oh. Lonely old beer sitting in your 500 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:25,510 in your fridge. At least it's a good one, right. 501 00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:30,870 This little thing. It's a 7.5% wild ale. Sour. 502 00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:37,590 Um, barrel aged sour and, uh, 418 out of 34,000 check ins. 503 00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:40,430 I'd say that's pretty solid, especially for a barely sour. 504 00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:43,350 Yeah, because people are stupid, right? 505 00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:48,710 So it reads blonde ale, aged in used Chardonnay barrels 506 00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:52,070 from local Sonoma County wineries. Cause you're classy. 507 00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:54,950 It is aged for about, uh, 9 to 15 months. 508 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:59,460 It says, depending on the age of the barrel with lots of Brettanomyces, 509 00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:02,180 Lactobacillus and. 510 00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:11,820 Other sour yeast? Yep. Added to each barrel. 511 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:15,460 Medium bodied with hints of oak and chardonnay. 512 00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:19,620 Funky Brett characteristics with a nice long sour finish. 513 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:24,140 Well, let me tell you. Just impressed that I know how to 514 00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:28,500 say Brettanomyces. Is hot. Right? I was hoping you'd like that 515 00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:30,980 Lactobacillus. Did I say that one right too? 516 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:34,780 You did? Yeah. Yeah. Lactobacillus. The last one, I just there's too 517 00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:38,700 many O's and CS and O's and CS, and then you add an s I. 518 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,340 It was too much for me. Um, I'm the old schnoz. 519 00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:45,060 Here it is for sure. Okay. It's very woody, very oaky. 520 00:31:45,260 --> 00:31:48,140 Touch of funk, but just a lot of wood. 521 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:52,260 So now we're gonna warm up the old Tongue-jobber and get some wood in my 522 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:56,970 mouth. Oh, I had bone in my throat. And you've got one in your mouth. 523 00:31:58,410 --> 00:32:02,210 That's a big show. Where's Deb when you need her? 524 00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:07,210 Good night. Everybody. So this is wildly effervescent. Mm. 525 00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:11,570 I love the chardonnay flavor that it picks up from the barrels. 526 00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:18,570 Uh, the the aroma is overly woody. In my opinion, the palate does 527 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:20,850 not follow suit. Oh, good. It is like, 528 00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:25,050 the perfect amount of oakiness. Um, you get a little bit of that 529 00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:28,010 wine flavor, that Chardonnay, which I love. 530 00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:33,890 Me some white wines I do over reds. And I know the finish on this is 531 00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:39,050 so dry, it is almost like you are drinking wine. Mhm. It is wonderful. 532 00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:43,250 Um, not overly sour. I wouldn't say long sour finish 533 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,810 on this. I would say it's like perfectly sour, 534 00:32:45,810 --> 00:32:49,490 perfectly tart. Uh, very well crafted beer. 535 00:32:49,890 --> 00:32:53,450 Nobody's surprised. Uh, because Russian River. Yeah. 536 00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:55,800 Everything I've had. I forgot to tell you. I've had that. 537 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:01,320 Uh mindcircus. Or, uh. Yeah. Wonderful, wonderful. Delicious beer. 538 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,560 Um, super, super solid. Um, everything that they usually have 539 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:11,840 to that I've had is very aromatic. Yes. Um, they do a. Really. Good job. 540 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,480 I don't know what it what they do to do it, but. 541 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,480 And I have been screaming and crying for years. 542 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,000 I will take their sour program over their hoppy program. 543 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,560 All you fucking Pliny fucks can fuck right off. 544 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,440 Yeah, you've said that multiple times. 545 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:32,760 Um, I'm still gonna drink the IPAs. Um, sorry. They're still delicious. 546 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,600 But these sours, man, they're no joke. 547 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,680 No, they don't fuck around, you know? And this is, you know, 7.5%. 548 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,400 It's flavorful and it's going to get you to where you want to go. 549 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,480 Yeah, exactly. I'll take it, man. Cheers. Love it. It's been forever. 550 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,200 I haven't had that one. It's been a million years. 551 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,400 But, uh, from what I remember, it was delicious. 552 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,830 So another shout out to pilot. Tom. Thanks. Pilot. Tom. Pilot. 553 00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:58,190 Tom from ground control. Yeah. Stand up guy really is. 554 00:33:58,510 --> 00:34:01,670 Also not a murderer. Yeah. Nicest guy I've ever met. 555 00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:04,270 Honest to goodness. I know, so is Non-Murderer John. 556 00:34:04,270 --> 00:34:07,910 He's such a nice guy. If I if I. Was gonna turn on us. Right. 557 00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:10,390 If I fell down on the ground and scraped my knee in front of 558 00:34:10,390 --> 00:34:15,790 pilot Tom, he would rip skin off of his body just to give to me, 559 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:19,910 to put over my scrape. Like I'm telling you, 560 00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:23,470 that is how fucking nice this guy is. It's actually a little creepy. 561 00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:30,430 Well, my. Take my skin. Feel better? That wasn't, you know, 562 00:34:30,430 --> 00:34:33,510 like a quote from him that was just, you know, like a really weird 563 00:34:33,510 --> 00:34:40,350 example on my part. I don't know. One of you is creepy. Guilty. 564 00:34:42,190 --> 00:34:44,630 All right, we better do some news before this gets worse. 565 00:34:44,990 --> 00:34:48,670 Uh, the 2025 Beer World Beer Cup happened, 566 00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:53,100 and there are winners and I am not going to fucking read them all. 567 00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:58,020 But I figured I'd read the most popular categories by number of 568 00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,980 entries. Okay, first of all, 569 00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:06,940 there was over 8300 entries in total. 208,200. You are correct. Good math. 570 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:13,300 With 265 judges hailing from over 37 countries, only 349 571 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:18,060 beers in total took home prizes, less than 5% of the total pool. 572 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:21,220 So here are the most popular categories. 573 00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:28,580 Did you imagine drinking 8300 beers? Yes I can. Good answer. 574 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:34,700 Oh, what a glorious way to go. Before we go into this list, 575 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:38,180 do you think they have multiple panels of judges? Do you. 576 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:41,700 Would have to assume. This goes on for weeks upon end 577 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,860 on the tastings. I would like to know more details 578 00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:49,180 about this. I know someone. In fact, I know a couple people who 579 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:55,740 have done judging for Gabf. Okay. And what you do is, at least with 580 00:35:55,740 --> 00:36:00,940 Gabf, you mark down the categories that you're willing to judge for, 581 00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:05,820 that you're unwilling to judge for and that you prefer. Okay. 582 00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:09,660 And so, like this person that I'm thinking of specifically, 583 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:15,700 she hates smoky beers, but is really good at picking out all the flavors. 584 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:19,860 So she will judge the smoky beers and the Roush beers. No kidding. 585 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:23,060 She hates them, but she judges them according to 586 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:26,300 style and picks out like, every single thing and is so good at it. 587 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:29,900 But you know, then she'll have like, one other category or something. 588 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:32,140 Okay. So you'll have like 1 or 2 a day, 589 00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:34,100 1 or 2 categories, and you get a little pause. 590 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,820 And she said, she goes, look, we can't drink them all because 591 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,820 if you aren't spitting, you're getting fucked up because, 592 00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:42,900 you know, if you're doing like the the hazy IPA category, 593 00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:46,530 they're serving you, you know, like 30 beers or whatever. 594 00:36:47,090 --> 00:36:49,330 Yeah, that's what I was curious. Like, how many people have to be 595 00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:52,770 on these panels? Yeah. A lot. So there's a lot of crossover between 596 00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:57,130 panels and, you know, a few days and that kind of thing. Um, yeah. 597 00:36:57,170 --> 00:37:01,010 And lots of spitting involved as well for, you know, those kind 598 00:37:01,050 --> 00:37:05,170 of people. So, uh, I don't know. I imagine this is a similar bucket. 599 00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:09,530 Yeah, I imagine this is similar to Gabf in the way they do it. 600 00:37:09,570 --> 00:37:14,170 Okay. So, uh, best juicy or. Well, best juicy. 601 00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:18,610 Sounds like a rapper name, right? Yo, I'm best juicy. 602 00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:24,810 Best juicy or hazy IPA? Uh, bronze. Riverside. 603 00:37:24,850 --> 00:37:30,370 Any IPA from Haas Brewing Company in Indianapolis. Wow, look at that. 604 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:33,890 Yeah. What's up Zach? Silver went to How to Make Friends 605 00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:41,170 Hanakoa Brewing Company from Honolulu and gold went to one of my favorites. 606 00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:45,560 Shifted visions from everywhere brewing in Orange County, 607 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:51,400 California. Such a good brewery. Best West Coast style IPA gold. 608 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,280 Excuse me. Bronze went to terraform Wayward 609 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:59,760 Lane Brewing out of New York. Silver went to cosmic absorption 610 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,360 through whirlpools of disarray. That's the name of the beer from 611 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,480 Ghost Town Brewing in Oakland, California. 612 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,880 And gold went to Mosaic Takedown from pint House Brewing in Austin, Texas. 613 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,440 We did not make it to pint House when we were out there. 614 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:18,800 That's like the, uh, they do that electric jellyfish. Yeah. Yeah. 615 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,680 Best American Style IPA bronze went to Breakside IPA, 616 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:28,280 Breakside Brewery and Taproom in Milwaukie, Oregon. Damn it. 617 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,520 I didn't know there was a Milwaukie in Oregon. I didn't either. 618 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,480 I also didn't recognize that brewery name, so the whole Milwaukie 619 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:42,040 thing was kind of a shock. Uh, silver went to Party Crusher 620 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:46,390 from Beachwood Brewing in Huntington Beach, California, and gold went to 621 00:38:46,630 --> 00:38:51,470 Super Slap from Brewery X in Anaheim, California. Oh, cool. Brewery X. 622 00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:56,630 Yeah. Best German style pils. Uh, bronze planks. Midwest. 623 00:38:56,630 --> 00:38:59,390 Or you think I could pronounce this one? 624 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:03,550 Planks from Midwest Brewing in Ventura, California. 625 00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:06,150 Well, you're talking to me. The Midwest king. That's true. 626 00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:12,710 I get it. Uh, silver went to Jesus. Kanabec pilsner from Snake Lake 627 00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:17,510 Brewing in Canada. And gold went to Haha Pils from 628 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:22,870 Arbeiter Brewing in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Okay. Arbeter. Sure. 629 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:26,670 And then finally, best hoppy lagers. Bronze went to a crispy kiwi from 630 00:39:26,670 --> 00:39:28,990 far afield Beer Co in Lawndale, California. 631 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:33,110 Silver went to Super Smash from Unsung Brewing Company in Tustin, 632 00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:39,980 California, and gold went to cold IPA brew from Frem Brewing from Frem 633 00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:44,540 family brewers in hood River, Oregon, and Breakside Brewery from Milwaukie, 634 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:48,580 Oregon, took home the most medals at the competition. Interesting. 635 00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:52,420 I wonder if Erica knew about Milwaukie, Oregon. 636 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,420 You know, it's funny. I've heard of Breakside. 637 00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:58,780 I didn't know of Milwaukie, Oregon, though. Be really fun to go there. 638 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:01,460 We should. It's like you're the fake Milwaukee 639 00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:07,060 bitch. I wasn't thinking that. Oh, sorry. More of a peaceful trip. 640 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:11,220 Yeah, like, hey, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 641 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:14,980 You're from Milwaukie, Oregon. And then just leave it at that. 642 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,980 What's up? What's up? Show people your ID. 643 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:22,980 Just be like, look, this is where I'm from. Milwaukee. 644 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:27,540 Milwaukee. Sup? What's up? Aggressive. Go on to the next person. 645 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:30,700 Yeah. Hey, you from Milwaukee? I'm from Milwaukee. Sup? 646 00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:34,300 Oh, not here though. You fucking loser. 647 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:38,020 Oh, I'm so aggressive. Yeah, you are very aggressive. 648 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:42,700 I'm angry. I haven't eaten yet. 18 year old Evansville driver was 649 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:46,020 arrested after allegedly crashing into a house while driving drunk. 650 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:49,540 That's a big thing to crash into. Shouldn't be doing that. No. 651 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,260 A neighbor told police that a pickup truck had struck a home and was 652 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:55,260 partially inside the residence. The police report states that the 653 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:59,580 responding officer saw the truck had left the roadway and crashed into 654 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:03,220 the southwest corner of the house. The truck's airbags had deployed. 655 00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:06,180 The truck had heavy front end damage. No shit. 656 00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:11,300 The walls of the house also sustained heavy damage. No shit. No shit. Yeah. 657 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:14,180 The officer noted in the police report that they could see into 658 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,380 the basement from the outside of the home. 659 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,700 The driver of the truck, 18 year old Evansville man, 660 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:22,340 reportedly failed all sobriety field sobriety tests given by the 661 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:27,580 officer and registered a BAC of. Not that impressive. 662 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:32,260 I would say 0.16. Yeah. Close ish, 0.194. Yeah. Okay. 663 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:34,780 That's pretty close. To be so drunk to run into a house, 664 00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:37,050 I feel like you gotta be at least three times. 665 00:41:37,050 --> 00:41:40,770 I'm just over here wondering why they had to specify the southwest corner 666 00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:44,050 of the house. Very, very important. Like, I don't know why. 667 00:41:44,290 --> 00:41:49,530 Imagine the officer assessing the situation and before he even, 668 00:41:49,730 --> 00:41:53,850 you know, goes out to figure out who did this. 669 00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:57,250 And, you know, if they're okay. And he's sitting there. 670 00:41:57,450 --> 00:42:01,330 All right, I'm standing here that's north. So that's all right. 671 00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:05,650 So then he gets on his radio, he's like, ah, I just reported this 672 00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:07,970 house. This truck crashed into the. Wait a second. 673 00:42:08,370 --> 00:42:11,770 That's north the southwest corner. Yeah. 674 00:42:11,770 --> 00:42:13,450 They hit the southwest corner of the house. 675 00:42:13,570 --> 00:42:15,050 What is what's the importance of that? 676 00:42:15,050 --> 00:42:17,850 I just imagine him getting his compass out on his iPhone. 677 00:42:17,850 --> 00:42:20,450 And just like my compass, the three times I've used it, 678 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:22,850 it's like, please calibrate by shaking your compass. 679 00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:25,330 You gotta, like, move it around first. And he's like the North. 680 00:42:26,490 --> 00:42:29,770 Shake it like this. Fuck you look gay. 681 00:42:29,810 --> 00:42:35,120 Just southwest corner. According to the police report. 682 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,080 The driver reportedly told police he was driving about 40mph bullshit 683 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:44,280 northbound on North Avenue. He allegedly told police he was 684 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,920 arguing with his girlfriend on the phone prior to the crash. 685 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,040 He said he was unsure of where he was going due to the lights. 686 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,760 You sound drunk and was unable to avoid crashing into the house. 687 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,360 Police say the man had pain in his lip, lip and right knee. 688 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,280 He was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment. 689 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,000 The lone occupant of the home told police this is my favorite part. 690 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,080 The whole reason I did this story. The lone occupant of the home told 691 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,160 police the crash woke him up, and that the driver came to the 692 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:15,080 bedroom window to apologize. Oh man, that is awesome. 693 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,640 Gets out of his car. Can you imagine going up to the 694 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:22,320 driver or the bedroom window? Sorry about your house. 695 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:29,560 So polite, though. Is very polite. Decency isn't dead in America. 696 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,400 I guess not. And wherever this happened. 697 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:37,150 Said Evansville is at Indiana. Uh, sounds about right. Doesn't say. 698 00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:40,550 So we'll say yes. Don't say yes. Because what if it's not? 699 00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:45,230 Then it's bad. Totally. Indiana. Okay. We'll end it with this one. 700 00:43:45,270 --> 00:43:51,150 Rockmart substitute teacher found drunk with drugs and weapon in class. 701 00:43:51,510 --> 00:43:55,950 Oh, I hope it's like an elementary. No, I don't hope that. Yeah. 702 00:43:56,270 --> 00:44:02,030 Cut that. Jesus Christ. Reports said that school resource 703 00:44:02,030 --> 00:44:04,990 officer overheard a couple of students tell the school principal 704 00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:08,070 that their teacher was drinking in class and falling asleep. 705 00:44:08,510 --> 00:44:14,990 Upon investigating the school's SRO, that must be school resource officer. 706 00:44:14,990 --> 00:44:16,310 Wow, I can't believe I put it together. 707 00:44:16,350 --> 00:44:20,310 Heard the substitute teacher, Jennifer Decker, 708 00:44:20,510 --> 00:44:23,750 talking with slurred words, and she sounded like she had a thick 709 00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:27,470 tongue. Never heard that before. It was also unstable on her feet. 710 00:44:27,710 --> 00:44:31,860 Officers said that they then noticed a blue plastic bottle partially 711 00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:35,100 exposed in one of her bags. When asked about the bottle, 712 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:38,620 miss said. Decker paused for a moment and 713 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:42,980 said that it was vodka. Wow. Just right out with it. Just. 714 00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:46,940 Here it is. Officer Barker asked. Miss, can we use her first name? 715 00:44:46,980 --> 00:44:49,860 Asked Jennifer why she bought the brought the vodka to school. 716 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:56,380 She replied, I'm a drunk. Holy shit. Jennifer then told the officers 717 00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:59,260 that she drank over half a bottle of vodka that day. 718 00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:03,220 She then handed officers three prescription bottles containing 719 00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:13,620 venlafaxine 150mg, 75mg and amoxicillin mixed with 720 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:19,060 trazodone hydrochloride. Amoxicillin is. An antibiotic. 721 00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:21,700 Antibiotic, and you mixed it with trazodone. 722 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:26,660 Isn't trazodone a tranquilizer? I would assume so. 723 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:30,610 Judging by the Prefix of the word, but I don't know. 724 00:45:31,010 --> 00:45:33,450 Yeah, I think that's what what you give dogs, like, you know, 725 00:45:33,490 --> 00:45:36,890 doggie downers is trazodone. I don't know, I don't have dogs. 726 00:45:37,450 --> 00:45:38,890 I could be wrong. But anyways, 727 00:45:38,890 --> 00:45:41,530 maybe it's trazodone. Whatever. None of which were in their 728 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:44,450 original containers. Polk school police add the search 729 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:49,010 of Jennifer's purse resulted in them finding a bad kitty weapon. 730 00:45:49,010 --> 00:45:51,610 I don't know what that is. A bad kitty weapon. 731 00:45:51,610 --> 00:45:54,050 That's what it says. Bad kitty. It makes me think. Pussy. 732 00:45:54,410 --> 00:45:57,170 What's a pussy weapon? I don't know what's a bad kitty 733 00:45:57,210 --> 00:46:01,450 weapon. Yeah, like a like a. Like a hello Kitty gun. 734 00:46:01,930 --> 00:46:05,050 Like a like a dildo. Yeah, I don't know. 735 00:46:05,450 --> 00:46:08,770 Uh, a bad kitty weapon and a prescription bottle with hydro. 736 00:46:09,490 --> 00:46:13,010 Hydro? Oh, Hydroxyzine the bad guy. Oh, here we go. 737 00:46:13,050 --> 00:46:16,610 The bad kitty is a metal spike weapon that is intended to be used 738 00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:20,650 like brass knuckles. Interesting. When she arrived at the jail, 739 00:46:20,650 --> 00:46:23,610 she bent over and fell forward, hitting the left side of her 740 00:46:23,610 --> 00:46:26,730 face on the concrete floor. She is charged with disrupting 741 00:46:26,730 --> 00:46:28,930 public school, possession of alcohol on school grounds, 742 00:46:28,930 --> 00:46:32,210 possession of a controlled substance, carrying weapons on school grounds, 743 00:46:32,210 --> 00:46:36,210 and public drunkenness. So it sounds like more like that 744 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:39,690 was the weapon was like for her own protection, I guess. 745 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:43,490 Well, you know how women carry mace and whatnot. Sure, sure, sure. 746 00:46:43,530 --> 00:46:45,690 So that's what I'm thinking. Like, maybe it was like a 747 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:49,930 personal protection item. Yeah. I mean, it is definitely the least 748 00:46:49,930 --> 00:46:52,850 offending thing they found on her. Right. At a school. 749 00:46:53,490 --> 00:46:57,010 And then do you think she admitted she was a drunk? 750 00:46:57,210 --> 00:47:00,650 Because then they couldn't fire her and they would have to offer 751 00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:03,250 her help? Oh, but wouldn't she then admit 752 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:06,490 you're an alcoholic, not a drunk. Maybe she got her words wrong. 753 00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:12,530 Well, she was drunk and on pills. Yes. That's, uh. Oof! Yeah. 754 00:47:12,570 --> 00:47:16,530 What a what a what would be going on in your life that you think you would 755 00:47:16,530 --> 00:47:21,450 need to do that? Well, she's a drunk. She's a drunk. Yeah, that's a lot. 756 00:47:21,490 --> 00:47:26,280 Man. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. kids. This generation. 757 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:32,080 I tell ya. That's true anyway. No good, no. Good, no good. 758 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:36,200 Well, with that positive note for all those people that have kids Flex, 759 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:40,080 let's end things here with some music. I'm gonna say hi to Vanessa. 760 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,400 Didn't we already? I don't know, did we? Yeah. Hi. 761 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,040 Vanessa, baby. Anyways, 762 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:52,560 @Flex_me_a_beer underscores in between @CraftBeerRepublic 805 538. 763 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,960 Beer 2337 mail @CraftBeerRepublic. I think that's everything. 764 00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,320 I hope everyone's staying very well hydrated. And on that note. 765 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,840 Good night everybody.