'I didn't clap.

You wanna do it again?

Do you need me to clap?

Yeah.

Okay.

Did you just snap

Yes.

Three, two.

1.

Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

Who's views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are coming for you.

Baby it's time to Review That Review!

Hello

Oh, hello there and welcome to Review That Review.

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

reviews,

that is ChelseyBD Donn.

and that is Trey Gerrald.

And together we are

The Review Queen.

another week, another challah.

Another week, another,

Vetch

another want another what?

Rhymes with week.

Another week, another streak,

Another

week.

another

peak, another cheek, another leak.

Another week, another cheek.

Time to turn that cheek and ChelseyBD.

Mm-hmm.

A' thrill to be back with you yet another week, ChelseyBD, episode one 10.

'I really have A' burning question for you.

Is there anything that you feel that you need to

Lodge, A, Complaint.

about?

Now that my lips are burning from the lip, venom, 'I just

Yes, 'I would like to get hot and bothered Trey because I'm hot and bothered at the moment.

Once again, folks, we are back live with another Uber Eats Complaint.

Oh, no.

That's right.

If we thought it was bad with the coffee debacle, we now have A' new all time low.

So 'I was invited to A' birthday party.

Very nice last minute.

'I realized 'I didn't have A' gift, so 'I went on.

Uber Eats and 'I decided to look for gift shops.

'I found this lovely gift shop serendipity in Studio City.

'I ordered A' candle.

'I called Serendipity and 'I asked them if they would please include A' little card.

Could be A' business card.

'I asked them if they could wrap it.

The woman was so nice, unbelievable Royal.

Highness worthy, just so sweet.

Wrote the message was like, I'm gonna wrap it extra special.

She called me back to verify the spelling of my name.

She was like very on top of it and she was basically like, It's all good.

'I was like, great.

So 'I getting ready for the party and then they get an alert from Uber Eats

Oh.

So 'I am very confused cuz 'I clearly talked to this person.

'I have A' relationship with this woman that helped me pick out the gift.

You know, like what's happening.

So 'I call her, what went wrong?

What happened?

Why did you cancel my order?

And she's like, 'I didn't cancel your order.

The guy came and picked it up.

So what happened was the guy went, he picked up my order that was A' gift, and then

what?

'I.

Don't know.

Maybe it was his girlfriend's birthday.

'I don't really know what the story was, but he flat out kept my gift and 'I was so livid.

'I was talking to woman and she was like, oh my God, that's crazy.

She's like, we also use DoorDash if you wanna use DoorDash and instead, and

But I'm really hoping that.

They don't try to get A' refund from us because he took the item and 'I was like, they better not.

So 'I was like, I'm gonna talk to them.

So 'I went in 'I, put A', Complaint.

Cuz when they ga, when they said your order was canceled, they gave me the refund.

Right?

So 'I got my money back.

'I wasn't like 'I.

'I was upset about like my time and 'I was upset about the fact that this person stole the gift

Pay for that.

So 'I had gotten A' whole like message back and forth where 'I was like, you better make sure

And 'I think he should be like reprimanded appropriately, but she should not be charged for

So the guy did assure me on the phone that she wouldn't be charged,

Great.

That's the least you can do.

And then they gave me 'I think like $5 in credits or something like that to just send me on my way.

And that was fine.

And then 'I did order it through DoorDash and everything went through okay.

And 'I was like on the phone with the woman again.

She was like, it's dear so-and-so, right?

And I'm like, yes, yes.

Oh my

And she was so amazing.

So really like it, it ended up being A'.

Good thing in terms of my relationship with the woman who owns the store.

But in terms of Uber Eats, like what?

Who does that?

No, I've never heard of such A' thing.

That is insane.

Wrapped gift,

Like I'm like at A' loss, 'I have like, like who would, it's like so it is so

It's inid.

Yeah.

action 'I.

Like you know, this is wrapped, it has like A' card on it.

So clearly the person who's expecting it needs it to give A' or it's

Like maybe my address was the address of the gift.

Whatever it is.

It's just like of all things to steal.

Right.

Yeah.

That's really dark.

That's really, our show has never been so

'I mean the only thing, now that I'm thinking about it in hindsight,

Oh, but then why wouldn't they go back to the vendor

Yeah, yeah.

Unfortunately 'I just think that they stole it, right?

that's really sick?

I'm so sorry.

'I.

'I.

But the gift eventually went through, right

'I did.

Yes.

'I eventually did get the gift A' little bit later through DoorDash, but it really is

'I mean 'I.

Know that it all is dependent on what driver you get, so there's can't really

Like the transaction would've gone smoothly if the driver delivered the product.

But 'I don't know shady.

that's dark 'I mean I've never, that this is like, here

of

that night are nightmarish.

mean we should send this over to our friends over at Live Laugh larceny because 'I feel

Oh, you're right.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

That's such A'.

Good idea.

Live laugh, larceny.

We're gonna come on Trey and 'I.

We're going to tell the tale to your audience because they need to hear it.

Cuz this, if I've ever heard of one, it's A' Petty crime.

'I mean that is so whatever.

And also listeners, if you have not, go over and check out live Laugh Larceny.

It's A'.

Great podcast with our friends.

Yes, please do.

All right, well 'I need to like burn some incense and get this

to move onward.

ChelseyBD, are you ready to jump into an online review 'I?

yes, let's do it.

Let's.

Review, That, Review.

As you know, we are your trustee.

Review Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you the review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that

This is A' very regal process that we call.

That, Kvetch.

That's right.

And Trey, it's your turn this week.

What did you bring in for us?

So today 'I actually brought in A' one star review from the not.com

good old The Knot.

We haven't been to the Knot in A' while it's exciting.

And this review is for A' Rabbi who officiates interfaith weddings.

Ooh.

You were at an interfaith wedding,

'I was an interfaith wedding.

Yes,

Did you have A' Rabbi Officiate?

not, but our fishing was Jewish.

Okay.

Was it A' Friend?

Yes.

And 'I.

Don't know if you know this, but 'I am also A' registered A' Fisht.

'I

'I.

Think 'I did know

before

' CHELSEY DONN: I think 'I did know that because

Maybe you even did it.

No, I've only done it once and it was before, but all

right.

Well, you have so many special skills,

'I have the power of God.

But what you're not is you're not A' rabbi.

I'm not A' Rabbi.

No 'I did not go to rabbinical school.

'I have also not been denied three times in order to convert to Judaism.

That's right.

Let's

Against popular belief A'.

Lot of people do think I'm Jewish.

This comes up A' lot at my work.

People think I'm Jewish, but 'I, 'I, 'I have not converted.

'I represent the Jews here.

You Represent the Jewish people.

The Jewish people.

Okay, we're

Yes, I'm Queen Esther.

Let's do it.

Queen, Esther, and 'I.

This is written by now.

'I.

and 'I 'I.

Okay.

Okay, so I'm imagining, I'm imagining this is perhaps the username that

Get ready.

Naughty as in K N O T t 'I, E like the knot naty.

1, 4, 4, 4, 6, 8, 5, 0, 4, 3.

Oh

think that's just the generic username they give you until you

change it.

' CHELSEY DONN: I got 1, 4, 4, 6, but

Naughty.

Let's call them naughty one.

Naughty one.

Naughty.

You're so naughty.

Okay, let's

we are.

one star,

All right.

'I.

'I attended Ron and Jennifer T's wedding.

On ten three fifteen at the Palace Hotel in New York.

'I Am A' close friend of Ron and the T family.

'I will try to be more respectful of the rabbi in these comments than

Mm

Rabbi Davis showed up 45 minutes late.

mm

But he decided it was still appropriate to stop and take pictures of

God.

He rambled through the ceremony with one semi coherent antidote.

After another, 'I will spare readers with details.

'I will simply mention that he forgot the bride's first name and the couple's last name

no.

during his comments and dropped the ring

Oh, oh, no.

and so on.

If the rabbi was sober, 'I.

No.

Then his days as an effective officiant have come and gone.

If the rabbi was not sober, then 'I would strongly suggest that he wait until after

Oh God.

Rabbi Davis' behavior dominated the conversation during the cocktail hour.

Oh no.

There was too much happiness and goodwill in the room for the Rabbi to

Good shot,

Naughty.

Naughty one.

Oh my God.

Naughty.

You're A'.

Little shady, but 'I kind of like you

Me too.

So now doesn't that put A' little perspective into this generic ass username?

Like this is clearly some older Jewish woman who, or man who is like friends of the groom's

They went to upstate together to go skiing and

they were so

important wedding.

It's A'.

Very nice family.

Yes, and they wanted to go create an account to make sure that people would not

'I mean?

It, it, you know what, where, when Naty really won me over, it was around the time

Like when they were like, A', bunch of semi coherent anecdotes, like, I'll spare you.

And then in that moment 'I was thinking, don't

Don't spare me.

Same.

Me too.

Please don't spare us.

So 'I was like A'.

Little bit like that.

But then when they were like, well, they forgot the bride's name, you know, 'I was

You forgot the last name of the couple.

You dropped the ring, you usurped the cocktail hour.

You know,

And took A' selfie in front of an old car when you were 45 minutes

And also like 'I was gonna ask about that.

So how old do we think naughty is?

Because 'I 'I was like, why isn't naughty saying selfie?

They said, take A' picture of them of himself.

So 'I feel like naughty has to be older,

And this was 2015, so this was like nearly 10 years ago, 20 years

we knew what A' selfie was.

Wait, no, 10 years ago.

10, nearly 10, not 10, like eight.

But anyway, eight years ago we definitely knew what A' selfie was.

Selfie sticks were all the rage.

People were taking selfies.

believe that.

'I definitely believe that.

This is like an, an older gentleman or an older lady like 'I think they're definitely

you?

yes, I'm getting like A'.

I'm getting contemporary of Ron and Jennifer's parents.

right.

Close friend.

Yeah.

this was interesting.

'I think that there was enough evidence here, 'I, like that they gave us dates.

So the wedding took place on October 3rd.

We know that, uh, naughty took A' week to cool off

Mm-hmm.

and then decided no more

Or 'I.

Wonder if the parents were sort of like,

Upset about it

well, they they were discussing and then it

maybe they like, can you believe that Rabbi 'I could die?

You know how much we spent on this wedding for that, you know, maybe.

Exactly.

And 'I wonder if they're like, go leave them.

A' negative review.

Like this is insane.

Maybe this could have been coerced by the couple.

Just like we're A' close friend of the family.

You know, this is definitely, Nadia is not just A' random, like barely

This is clearly A' v 'I, P.

Attendee of the wedding, who felt for the, for the couple because it is an interesting

Usually when we're reading reviews on the knot, we're reading them firsthand

You know what 'I mean, like.

We're hearing from the bridal party, right, or the groomsmen we're hearing

So it is very interesting to have A' Knot review from A' guest

'I know,

but

mean 'I.

Wonder if you just Googled this.

If he said, I'm Rabbi so-and-so, and you Google their name, you know if, if

Because do you really interact with the knot as A' guest?

'I?

Guess maybe some people have the registry on the knot.

'I.

Wonder if you link like Offic.

If there's like A' program 'I, guess you could link to the Rabbi.

I'm not really sure.

So do you think that like 'I, mean 'I don't even know

Is it valuable?

New or unique?

'I mean yes, but do we think it's true?

'I mean 'I do only cuz 'I think it would be pretty farfetched for somebody

Right.

'I Don't know 'I, mean 'I.

Think you're 45 minutes late.

That's not A'.

Good look.

No.

There's A' lot of evidence here.

We broke it down from literally the being late to the selfie, to the ring, to the 'I mean.

There's so many points along the way.

What do we think about the 11th hour discovery of if this rabbi was sober, his days have

Well, it, it makes me think that they don't want to say that they were drunk.

Like they're trying to be above it.

'I.

Guess Donn.

Don't know.

It is an interesting route to take, like if it was so clear that they were wasted,

Right,

Forgetting the stuff dropping like that could be maybe old age, or it could also

Well, that's what I'm wondering if they're getting at that, like

Cuz that's kind of like A', shady, low blow 'I.

Don't love,

'I know.

But to forget the bride's name,

bad.

It's

don't know how.

'I.

Don't know how you come back from

No.

'I don't either.

That seems.

Yeah.

It's like that's really bad.

'I mean 'I, like that the party was dominated by the happiness and not by this

Do you think that that's true though?

Or do you think they're just like trying to like end the event that like

It's like

'I

it was Domin

feel that way too.

Cause I'm like, if it was so dominated by all of that, then would you really leave remembering.

Maybe, maybe like by contrast

Well 'I just think painting the pic, cuz obviously cocktail hour

So, you know, like it really paints as truthful to me to be like 'I.

Everyone was fucking talking about this rabbi at the cocktail hour,

So we're gonna say it was so beautiful that even like, you know, it didn't dominate the

You know, God is good,

right.

but he sure gave it 'I mean.

It's like beauti.

It's just so beautiful.

Like it's so hilarious and

It is, it is funny the way that it does feel like naughty is

'I 'I mean

Let's just o overall impact here.

'I.

Mean 'I.

Think it's true and it makes me want to like search through every single review

Yeah, 'I definitely think it's impactful.

And 'I do like the perspective.

Was it humorous?

Were we laughing?

If we were, was it at, was it with,

'I mean we were laughing.

we were laughing, we laughed and spelling grammar's all good.

Yeah, actually 'I don't think there's A'.

Single issue.

'I mean.

'I think that they were very intentional with every word choice.

So it makes sense that it is exceedingly intentional and, and grammar.

Okay.

'I.

Think 'I can crown.

Naughty, can you?

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay.

ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of crown cards.

They go from zero to five in an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another.

Lie lie, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

A' Jew for A'.

Long time 'I.

Love you.

All right.

Let's do it.

The Queens are Tabulating

tow to school.

Here we go.

It's four.

Okay, so I'm holding up four crowns.

Trey's holding up four and A' half crowns.

'I almost did four and A' half crowns myself.

'I think this is pretty queenly.

'I.

Think it's A'.

Great perspective, 'I.

Think there's A'.

Lot of information here.

'I guess 'I took the one crown away cuz 'I thought it maybe naughty was being A'.

Little sh A'.

Little bit shady and it's not A' firsthand account.

So 'I think that 'I would want, 'I would be really curious to hear the perspective

And 'I think for that reason I'm leaving A' little bit of room.

But 'I.

Think it's A'.

Pretty good Review.

'I think it's pretty impactful.

And 'I think it's pretty much A' deal breaker.

So for that reason, 'I went with four crowns.

Why four and A' half?

'I mean 'I went with four and A' half cuz 'I didn't want to say Review.

Queen, uh, and 'I and 'I can't really pinpoint why.

Cuz 'I think that it's really masterfully done.

'I think they really skirt the shady truthful balance in like A' beautiful cultural way that.

Only Jews can do 'I mean.

It's just like why 'I love them so much.

Like in one side of the mouth, they can say something that like reads

Don't know.

'I, just 'I am so obsessed with this review.

'I do think that it's real and truthful.

'I appreciate the, it is like beautifully written 'I.

Think they heighten, they, they like spell out the offenses in such A', perfectly building

And I'm like, oh, 'I mean, it's just like 'I.

It's such A' disaster, right?

Truly ove.

Yeah.

'I thought it was really funny.

'I, imagine like if you're calling into question whether they're sober or not,

Yeah.

then perhaps you should go with someone else.

'I mean C.

Is it possible to forget the bride's name?

Yeah, but 'I think that like you have to like be of such A' sound mind, 'I.

That you have the names written down on the pad or like you have them on your hand.

Like there is A', some sort of plan that if you are an officiant specifically, and that is how you

You know, it's A' little unforgivable to me.

Agree.

Yeah.

'I think the impact.

'I.

Don't think 'I would hire this Rabbi 'I think 'I would have to.

'I don't think that 'I could either.

No.

'I think this was, this was A' fail, but you know what?

The wedding, it was spectacular.

It was full of love.

Yes,

It was Ines Destroyable, even though he gave it A'.

Good

Exact, which is very thematic for the juice.

Well, exactly.

Speaking of giving things A'.

Good shot, ChelseyBD.

Why don't we pivot our spotlight into our most regal portion of the show.

Who are you inducting today for?

My, Royal, Highness.

I'm so happy you asked Trey because 'I want to induct A' particular person

I've used Manuel now, 'I.

Probably four times.

'I referred him out to A' client who's now used him, and he does such an amazing job.

He's A' spectacular business person.

He's always texting me and following up with me in A' way that feels kind

Get my business in any salacious way.

'I really just love the way Manel runs his business.

And 'I spent A' long time looking for A' Great car wash, and I'm just so happy and

Wanna thank you and 'I wanna induct you as My Royal Highness.

My car is sparkly and clean, so

Wait, did you say mobile or manual?

Mobile.

So what's that mean?

He comes to me.

Oh, to you.

Isn't that amazing?

Okay.

This is A' really funny, interesting topic of conversation because 'I have A' black car, 'I.

And I've had it for A' year.

'I like got the email, so 'I want to go to A' carwash, but 'I.

In the state of New Jersey, they always have people that dry everything off with A' Towel.

'I wanna go to A' gas station like in the south where you just drive through and

'I can just drive through when it's done.

We don't have these in New Jersey and David from this county is like, I've never seen A' drive

I'm like, what are you talking about?

is A' jersey thing, cuz in LA we definitely have A'.

Bunch of the ones you're talking about where you can just pay, you know where

Unless it's A', New Jersey rule.

Oh, my Costco doesn't have it cause 'I was just there and 'I got gas.

But wait, but 'I, now I'm hearing about Manuel.

Manuel.

So maybe when 'I go to la Well, I'm not gonna drive to LA just for Manuel

But if 'I lived there,

'I

Wow.

Would you like to do, take A' trip to New

Come to Jersey.

Trey's car?

'I.

Wonder

Let us know.

1 8, 5 0 review.

Zero.

No, but 'I 'I hear the induction because it is an important task, right?

Like, I'm not gonna go out there

And 'I have like been burned by car wash places.

Ugh.

Like so many times that where they like did damage to my car and it just turned into A' whole saga.

And 'I just don't like being in the circus of A' million other cars when

And it's such A' luxury to be able to have someone come to your house

Good job.

And someone that you can trust.

And

That's A' genius idea.

it's, it's fantastic.

And 'I, 'I feel very lucky that 'I found Manuel.

What?

A' Great

thank you for sharing.

Congratulations.

Meanwhile, well we did A' Queen.

That is another round on the r u A' R Q Ferris Wheel of the re review.

Um, I'm sorry, what is the name?

review that.

our names.

Oh no.

Trey, are you all

you get it?

I'm quoting

'I, get it.

The Rabbi,

Oh, okay.

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