Cold Open:

I'm your ride home.

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Please stop feeding me alcohol!

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Welcome in everybody to the Craft Beer Republic.

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Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg.

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I'm being joined by the frostiest snowman in the entire Midwest and that's Flexy.

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Flexy:

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Ironic you say that.

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We have like maybe a hair of snow on the ground.

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Greg:

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Oh,

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that's more than we got.

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Flexy:

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It's about like 50 degrees here.

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Greg:

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Oh my gosh.

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Flexy:

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I'm currently wearing shorts right now.

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Greg:

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I'm surprised you're wearing anything at that temperature.

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Flexy:

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You know what?

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I am still sweating my ass off.

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Greg:

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That sounds right.

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That sounds about right.

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Flexy:

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Who knows?

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Plenty of show,

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plenty of time to take my clothes off.

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Greg:

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Oh,

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there's still time and there's still dollar bills.

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Flexy:

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But not a nudist show.

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Greg:

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Not yet.

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Give it time.

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And then trudging through the rain in this horrible California storm we have is everyone's favorite brewer and that's Monica.

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What's happening?

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Monica:

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Hi.

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Thanks for having me.

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Greg:

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Thanks for swimming over.

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Monica:

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Yeah,

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absolutely.

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Greg:

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It rains in California and people lose their shit.

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Monica:

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People cannot drive.

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I don't understand.

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Greg:

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I saw it on Good Morning America.

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They're making like a huge deal of it.

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Is it that big of a deal?

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I don't know.

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I mean,

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yeah.

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Monica:

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Things are flooding because we are not set up for that in California.

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Greg:

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Yeah,

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we're very ill prepared for wetness here.

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Monica:

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But it's not very much rain.

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Like if you were here,

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you'd be like,

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this is nothing,

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but everything is flooding.

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Greg:

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Yeah.

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Like people from Seattle probably are laughing at us hysterically.

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Like these little biatches can't handle a little bit of rain.

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The problem here is we're not prepared for it.

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Drains don't work.

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And then because it rains so hard a few weeks ago that the ground's like still wet and be like,

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oh my God,

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landslides are happening.

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It's like,

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yeah,

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because you build houses on the side of a fucking hill.

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Yeah.

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That's not a smart thing to do.

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Like,

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Monica:

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And no one has all weather tires here.

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Greg:

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Nobody does.

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Greg:

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Or an architect.

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That's not smart.

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Yeah.

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So we're going to have faults and mudslides here.

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So why don't we build on the side of a hill?

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That'd be a great idea.

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Monica,

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I bet it looks really fucking cool though,

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before it falls down.

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You're not wrong,

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but Hey,

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not a property show here.

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Not a property show.

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We got a lot to get to today.

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The homie Chew,

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well,

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sort of called in.

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Somebody called in.

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Sounds a little like Chew.

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We got some booze news to get to and some post Superbowl fallout.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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We don't have to.

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It's not a sports show.

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It's not a sports show.

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We're just going to talk about the beer side of it.

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But before we get to anything,

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Monica and I are drinking this delicious fucking beer over here.

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So let's talk about it.

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[Munching sound]

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I almost got real high with...

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Delicious!

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Maybe you should have...

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Delicious!

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It's like,

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uh,

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someone tried to steal me pot of gold.

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[Laughter] There always have to be lucky charms.

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Ooh,

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evil shenanigans.

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That's my favorite.

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Stupid troopers,

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anybody?

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Uh,

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thanks to my wife.

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Usually it's my wife who's stealing my beers.

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We're stealing her beers.

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We're drinking Three Weavers Brewing Sun Trap.

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It's a session sour ale,

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four and a half percent.

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No IB,

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no listed IBUs,

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a three,

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six,

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two on untapped.

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They say as days grow warmer and longer,

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Sun Trap pulls the craft beer lover into its powerfully refreshing orbit.

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Sour with lactobacillus and fermented with passion fruit puree,

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passion fruit puree?

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Easy for you to say.

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Sun Trap's tart and fruity flavors illuminate the palate.

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This four and a half ABB,

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ABV quencher is finished with Mendocino sea salt and lemon peel for a lightly tart,

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bright and refreshing sensation with every sip.

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From poolside hangouts to cookouts to porch sipping and hammock lounging,

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Sun Trap shines at any summertime occasion.

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All right,

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less words,

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Three Weavers.

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I have a feeling she bought this when the weather was a little warmer and it spent some time in the fridge,

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but you know what?

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Still fucking delicious.

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It's delicious.

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And I got every one of those notes.

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Well,

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see,

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I'm really glad we have a brewer on because they said it's a session sour,

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right?

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Aren't all sours essentially session beers?

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Not necessarily.

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A lot of the ones from the brewery are higher alcohol,

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right?

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Yeah.

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Well,

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and you load them up with fruit puree and they ferment out.

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Yeah,

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and then they ferment out.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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But all of the sours at Pedal's are around 4%.

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I like to keep them very low,

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but I mean,

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some people are a little bit higher alcohol.

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I mean,

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I love session beers in general because when I go somewhere,

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I like to have maybe two or three and still drive home.

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Yeah.

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I'm a lightweight,

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so I cannot have like an 8% sour to start my night.

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It'll start and end your night.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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I like being able to have a couple.

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I guess I shouldn't have said all sours,

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by the way,

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too.

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I just mean like most of them because there are some of those materials and whatnot.

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But sure.

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I feel like you get an average non-over-fruited sour and it's usually around that four to four and a half.

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So I don't know.

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It just kind of blew my mind that- How much was this one?

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Four and a half.

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Four and a half?

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On the dot.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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It wasn't Guavas are Making Me Thirsty,

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like four,

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two or something like that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's perfect.

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You drink them all day.

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Which is great.

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You crush the shit out of them.

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Yeah.

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This is delightfully tart.

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It's giving me a little bit of that.

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So I apologize for any mouth noises in advance.

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But no apology necessary,

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girl.

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Then some extra mouth noises for Flex.

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Taking notes for the next Goza over there.

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I just brought out a sour actually.

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Oh,

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I know.

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I'm excited.

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But the Goza,

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I still want to redo that.

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Yeah.

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New fruit.

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It's delicious.

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New fruit,

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different day.

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You just dropped a sour and you just dropped a coffee beer with the homies over at CCR.

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Yeah.

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I'm excited.

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I haven't tried you yet.

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California Coffee Republic.

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Yes.

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I'm going to drink every morning.

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I was telling Will,

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the owner,

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that he has ruined Starbucks for me.

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Oh,

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absolutely.

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I can't fucking drink it anymore.

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Coffee is that good?

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Really?

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So good.

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It's really good.

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You got to send some to Flex.

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I should.

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I should send you a bag of coffee.

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It will ruin you.

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Yeah.

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We had like two bags and then we were at Starbucks one day.

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Just getting our usual.

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We just get coffee from Starbucks.

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We don't get anything crazy.

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And Shannon and I both,

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same day,

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got Starbucks separately on our way to work.

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And she texted me the other day.

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She's like,

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"Did you get Starbucks?" I'm like,

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"Yeah." She's like,

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"Did it taste like shit?" I was like,

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"Did yours?" We went to different Starbucks.

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Like,

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what's going on?

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It's because they're burnt as fuck.

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Yeah.

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That's exactly what it is.

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Like the beans are burnt as fuck.

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Yeah.

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I didn't know that coffee could taste like fruit and delightfulness until CCR.

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Yeah.

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Well,

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when we did the collab with 14 Canons,

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RIP 14 Canons,

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Will brought over his coffee.

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Will brought over coffee.

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He brought over options.

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And he was teaching us all about cupping and getting the notes.

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I think I know what that is.

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Yeah.

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Different thing.

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Oh,

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shit.

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Yeah.

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It was like having a sommelier for coffee.

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It was great.

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Will is a sommelier for coffee.

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Yeah.

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He's stupider than me.

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Is there a word for that?

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Or is it just barista?

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There's gotta be.

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There must be.

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I mean,

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we have Cicerone for beer,

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sommelier for wine.

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We should come up with one.

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Like,

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roastier.

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Roastier.

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I don't know.

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But the guy who roasts the coffee is not bad either.

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I got nothing on this.

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Yeah.

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Come on,

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Flex.

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The guy's pretty cool.

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Yeah.

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He's fun.

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He's a cool guy.

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All right.

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Enough about this.

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Let's talk about a little beer.

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Monica,

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Super Bowl,

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football fan?

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Did you watch any?

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I did not.

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Okay.

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That's what I thought.

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I cried throughout the Super Bowl.

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We looked like...

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Actually cried?

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No.

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Actually,

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I was afraid Nick was going to cry and maybe throw a table at one point.

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He had pounded it.

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I mean,

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like,

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Nick,

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correct me,

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but you had to have at least like nine beers throughout the course of the game.

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And then he decided...

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One of the guys that was over there,

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his neighbor,

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he decided that the 49ers were only playing good while Bob was drinking.

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So if Bob ever finished a beer,

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he'd be like,

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"Hey,

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Nicole!

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Bob needs a beer!" Bob would be like,

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"I'm fine.

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I'm good." "I don't need a beer.

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Thank you." "Shut the fuck up,

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Bob.

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You need a beer." So good.

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Didn't help.

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Niners lost.

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Nick is very convincing.

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He is very convincing.

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But any favorite commercials?

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You guys seen the Super Bowl commercials?

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Did you see them afterwards?

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The only reason I watched the Super Bowl was to see the debut of the Deadpool 3 trailer.

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And it wasn't even a trailer.

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It was like a 30-second tidbit to tell you to go online to watch a trailer,

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which then I did.

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And then I was pretty happy.

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Yeah,

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it looks pretty good.

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I'm excited.

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Yeah.

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Did you see the State Farm commercial with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito?

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No.

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That was pretty funny.

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No.

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I saw that one.

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There's also a Mountain Dew commercial.

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Hey,

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we're talking about a Mountain Dew before the show.

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With Aubrey Plaza and Nick Offerman.

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Oh,

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I saw that one.

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I did see that one.

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So good.

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I love Aubrey Plaza.

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She's the best.

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And Nick Offerman at the end was so good.

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And they got him to laugh,

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which always makes me giggle.

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Yes.

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All right.

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So that was good.

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Did anybody try the released just for the Super Bowl?

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We were supposed to talk about this last show,

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and I totally forgot to add it to the list.

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Truly,

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the seltzer dropped a hot wing sauce hard seltzer.

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Really?

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Oh,

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my gosh.

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Yeah.

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I might have sought that out.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Desperation is a stinky cologne.

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Well,

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just because it's so out there.

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That cannot be good.

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It's not like some $60 Dorito vodka.

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You're not wrong there.

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It's just a little.

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That's also a real thing.

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Yeah,

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that's a real thing.

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Actually,

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it's not a vodka because they can't decide what alcohol it is.

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It's just fermented something.

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Fermented nacho cheese.

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Yeah.

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I wish everyone could have seen Monica's face.

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Yeah.

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That's pretty nasty.

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Not a Dorito show.

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But beyond that,

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pizza and beer and hot dogs,

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not cheap when you're at the stadium.

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So I pulled up a list of prices if you're at the Super Bowl,

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and I was surprised.

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So like a slice of pizza,

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14 bucks,

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stadium price.

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That's a lot of money.

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That is.

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I mean,

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it's a lot,

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but popcorn,

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15 bucks for popcorn,

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but $3 for refills.

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So if you just like share with your entire.

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Is it like a souvenir bucket?

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Yeah,

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exactly.

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Pretzels were six bucks.

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This was surprisingly low.

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Nachos,

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three bucks.

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All right.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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I would have ate nachos all night long.

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Me too.

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Just that on nachos.

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Yeah.

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Bag of chips was three bucks.

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Beer.

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I thought,

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all right,

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beer is going to be $20 plus.

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No for just your domestics,

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Coors,

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but all that stuff,

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14 bucks.

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That's better than Dodger Stadium.

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It is.

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It's better than pretty much every stadium.

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Yeah.

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I was surprised.

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Pretty up there from us,

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but we're also.

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We have reasonable beer prices,

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I guess.

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Must be nice.

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Yeah.

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Vegas actually surprised.

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That surprises me for Vegas because they could mark everything.

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Right.

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They jack everything up.

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Everywhere you go.

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Premium beer.

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I'll tell you what that is in a second.

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Was 16 bucks.

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They consider Modelo,

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Michelob Ultra,

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Stella,

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Kona as premium options.

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Definitely not buying those.

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Yeah.

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Like,

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yeah,

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Kona maybe.

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If those were my options,

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I'd probably pick a Kona,

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but just figure out highest ABV.

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Yeah.

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I might just go Coors Light at that point.

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And then they had a deluxe can,

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which I guess was a larger bud or bud light,

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and that was 16 bucks,

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and a premium can,

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which they didn't list what it was.

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I imagine it's fake craft,

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was 18 bucks.

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Well,

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I'm curious what that was.

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Yeah.

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It doesn't say.

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It was weird.

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I'm guessing it's fake craft,

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like Golden Road or Lagunitas or some shit like that.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Probably Lagunitas.

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That actually makes sense.

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Yeah.

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Can we start a movement to get craft beer into stadiums,

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please?

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Make craft craft again?

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Yes.

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Dodger Stadium did it for a minute.

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I remember it's like pre-COVID is like 2018 or something.

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They had one shop behind home plate,

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all craft.

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Like real craft,

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not just Golden Road bullshit.

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And at one point,

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Malibu Brewing,

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before they'd opened up their tap room,

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had gotten some cans in there.

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And I think even like 818 had gotten some cans in there.

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I was like,

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"Fuck yeah,

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this is great." And it lasted like a season.

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No.

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Yeah.

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And now you can find a smattering here and there.

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We have a decent amount like that.

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I hate calling it AmFam Field because to me,

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it's always going to be Miller Park.

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Yeah.

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Just call it Miller Park.

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Miller Park,

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where the brewers play.

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Terrapin made this huge deal with Miller Coors.

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That's because they're owned by Miller Coors.

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Well,

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exactly.

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So then there's actually a good amount of Terrapin shit throughout the stadium.

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And it's actually pretty solid.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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Like their Luau Krunkles.

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It's a Pog IPA.

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Oh,

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you had me at Pog.

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Super nuts.

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It's actually super nuts.

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And they also have some third space,

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which is a local brewery downtown.

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They actually have a craft beer spot in Wright Field somewhere.

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And you can go get like,

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there's like 24 different craft beers throughout the city.

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And you can just waddle all the way around there.

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I mean,

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it's kind of a walk if you're not seated over there.

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But there's a good amount of craft options at the park formerly known as Miller Park.

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Yeah,

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we were in Missouri for my best friend's wedding and we saw a hockey game and a baseball game while we were there.

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And they both had craft beer options.

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And it was like,

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what the heck?

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Yeah,

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we could do this too.

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Petco Park,

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San Diego.

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Good beer selection there.

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Well,

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it's San Diego.

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I think they'd be fired.

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Yeah,

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craft beer capital.

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Yeah.

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The best is,

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and it is like once or twice a year,

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they do a beer fest before the game.

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And it's like,

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it's $5 a pour.

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And so we just,

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whenever we've been down there like three times for it just by chance,

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one of which was our bachelor bachelorette party.

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So we did that.

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You go and have some $5 really good local beers,

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get absolutely plastered,

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and then you don't have to pay stadium prices.

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Yeah,

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not a single dollar.

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Yeah.

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Then you have nine innings to pull your life together before you have to stumble home.

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It's great.

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Which that's my problem is I usually tie one on pretty good before the game.

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And then my plan is not to buy a single beverage throughout the game.

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But you have one.

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I ended up going with generous people who just leave and they come back and they hand me a beer.

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Oh,

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those guys.

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I'm like,

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that's fucking great.

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But I'm trying to cool out here.

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Like I'm your ride home.

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Oh God.

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Please stop feeding me alcohol.

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One time after one of those beer fest at the Petco Park,

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we were leaving and we were walking,

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wasn't a big deal.

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We were staying down there and the cops had this table set out to demonstrate how drunk you were and you didn't know it.

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And they're doing breathalyzer tests.

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Just like,

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"Hey,

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you want to guess what your BAC is and then we'll test you." And so the wife walks up and she goes,

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"I think I'm on the 09." And she blew in on the money,

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09.

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And I walked up and I'm like,

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"I'm feeling good,

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but not crazy." I was like,

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"I'm going to say I'm like a 10." And I was like,

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"19." Stop it right now.

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I was dumb on what I said.

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Wow.

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Guy goes,

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"Are you driving?" I was like,

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"No." And I wouldn't admit it if I was.

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I said,

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"We're staying down here.

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Don't worry.

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Please don't arrest me." Yeah.

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Oh Lord.

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Yeah.

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Turns out I was hammered.

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Didn't know it.

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It's really hard to tell.

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Yeah.

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Especially because,

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I mean,

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we'd have been drinking just slowly all day.

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It's hard to,

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you know,

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when you have like four beers in the evening,

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you kind of know where you are or three beer,

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you know,

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whatever it is.

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But when you're just,

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you're in San Diego,

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you're having a flight here,

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you're in San Diego,

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you're having a flight here,

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and a flight there,

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and a flight there,

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then you're at the game,

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you have a couple beers or whatever.

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You really don't know where you are.

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I sure didn't.

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Yeah.

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Whoops.

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So good times.

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We've all been there.

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Yeah,

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that's for sure.

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The most poured beer during the Super Bowl.

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Most poured beer.

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This year,

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Light Lager was down,

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but Lager was up overall.

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Any guesses as to which beer was the most poured?

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Medela.

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That's what I was going to say,

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but I hate saying the word because you all make fun of me.

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Yeah.

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Good guess.

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Medela was second.

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Okay.

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First,

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Michelob Ultra.

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Interesting.

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So gross.

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Like,

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can't we have like a Coors Light or a Banquet Beer or something?

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Like Michelob Ultra is the fucking worst.

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It's just super water.

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It's just water.

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It's like rice water.

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How many calories is in that?

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90,

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right?

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95.

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Less than 100.

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It's like two carbs.

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Yeah.

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It's like,

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get something better because Light Lager is like 100-ish calories.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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Get something that tastes good.

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It's got double the ABV.

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Yeah.

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And same price.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Just get a real Lager.

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I think even like a Miller Light I think has like 96 calories.

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So I think that's where like Michelob Ultra came in and was like,

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"Hey,

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we're going to get you." That's less calories.

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"Hey,

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we're going to get you." Yeah.

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So it's like 96 and then 95.

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So it's like,

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"Boo-yah." You can have that stick of gum now.

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Get that Wrigley's going on.

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Yeah.

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What did I drink?

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Actually,

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you know,

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it's funny.

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I think I had some Kona.

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We were over at Coley and Nick's house,

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obviously.

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Nick was in shambles.

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They had some Kona.

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They had some 805.

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I think I had some IPAs at one point.

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We didn't drink a terrible amount.

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Someone had to drive home.

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Does Nick just drink out of nerves then?

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That night,

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he absolutely was.

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Back when the Packers went to the Super Bowl back in 2011,

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I was so nervous.

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I brought a 12-pack of coolers over to my parents' house where I went to watch a game.

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And I was- Did you jump on the chill train?

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I was eight beers deep by halftime.

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By the start of the fourth quarter,

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I had already finished my 12-pack and I was digging into my brother's stash of MGD.

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Needless to say that by the end of the game when the Packers had won,

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I was in the front yard giving myself a beer shower as if I had just won the Super Bowl.

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A la Stone Cold?

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Oh,

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I mean,

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no.

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I mean,

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I was literally just pouring beer all over myself.

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I wasn't even like doing the cool drinking it and it's just pouring everywhere on me.

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No.

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No.

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And then long story short,

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I threw up in my car on the way to work the next morning.

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Ooh.

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What a fun night.

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Yeah.

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Good times.

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That was great.

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We won.

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Yeah.

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It was great.

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I wonder how Nick was the next day.

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He was pretty trashed.

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I was fine.

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I think I had like three or- I think I had four beers the entire game,

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like one per quarter.

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So...

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Wow,

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Mr.

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Pacer.

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Usher was good.

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Yeah,

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when I had to drive,

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you know.

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Did you watch the halftime show?

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Ten minutes down the road?

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Yeah.

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Eight.

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So,

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anyhow.

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Safety first.

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Safety first,

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everybody.

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You know,

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I wasn't overly excited going into the halftime show.

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I thought it was very well done.

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I was pretty pleased with it.

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I was confused why Usher put his shirt back on.

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I mean,

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yeah.

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Let's keep it on.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean,

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why would you do that?

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Well,

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especially when you're Usher.

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He's got a hard body.

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Give the people what they want.

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Understatement of the year.

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Right?

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Come on.

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And the man can roller skate.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That was impressive.

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Did you watch?

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Did you like look it up afterwards or anything?

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I did.

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Yeah.

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That was a great halftime.

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I mean,

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that was my jam back in the day,

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all that shit.

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So,

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that was great.

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I mean,

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I'm not sure.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We'll find out eventually.

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I saw Usher in concert one time.

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Somebody was like,

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"Hey,

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you want to come with me?" I was like,

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"Sure.

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How bad could it be?

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It's Usher.

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I like Usher." One of the best fucking shows I've ever seen.

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Like,

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he just never stops.

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Whatever album he came out with that had "Oh My God" on it,

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my wife went and saw him when he was in town.

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Probably about the same time.

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Yeah.

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Probably about the same time.

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She loved it,

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you know.

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And I found out my brother-in-law went and saw him back in like 2004.

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And he said the show was awesome.

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But the cherry on top was that Kanye West was actually the opener for that '04 show.

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Wow.

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Oh,

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pre-Crazy Kanye.

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Yeah.

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Pre-anybody even knowing who Kanye was.

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Right.

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That was even pre-Kanye's workout plan.

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Right.

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So,

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that was pretty neat.

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Ooh.

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That was a good one.

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That was like peak Kanye before he went nuts.

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It was.

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It was.

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And then finally,

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happy birthday,

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Deb.

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Deb's birthday is this week.

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Oh,

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happy birthday,

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Deb.

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She's in Ireland,

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eh?

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Yeah,

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top of the morning.

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I saw that.

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Yeah,

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they're having real Guinness.

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Yeah.

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They making out with the Blarney Stone.

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Yes,

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exactly.

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Do you like Guinness,

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Monica?

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I do.

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Like regular,

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you can get it here in the States,

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Guinness?

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Yeah.

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I've not been to Ireland to try the good stuff yet,

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but I want to.

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It's well documented how flexed I feel about Guinness and our dislike for it.

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But I would absolutely try it there.

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I mean,

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it's better than Michelob.

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Well,

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I don't know.

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Like I'll take Guinness over Michelob.

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Yeah,

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I'll take it over.

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There's more flavor to it.

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There is more flavor to it.

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I'll give you that.

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You know what I have a hard time with is a lot of nitro beers.

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For the most part.

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Some people just don't like nitro.

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It's the texture on my tongue.

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Yeah.

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It's soft.

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It's weird.

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I want the bubbles.

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Yeah.

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And so Guinness doesn't do it for me.

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I don't see it.

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I like the crispies.

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Yeah.

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I expect Guinness to be packed with a lot of flavor,

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the way people talk about it.

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Like my friend drinks it because he says it's like alcoholic chocolate milk.

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It is not.

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No,

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not at all.

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I think your friend is wrong.

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You should let him know.

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Yeah.

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I don't get chocolate at all from Guinness.

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Roasty toasty.

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Roasty toasty dry.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's not a fan.

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Yeah.

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Me.

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Same.

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Yeah.

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Well,

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let's move on.

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Let's check the old mailbox and see who's left a voicemail.

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Hello.

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No one is available to take your call.

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Please leave a message after the tone.

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G'day mate.

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This is Chew's Aussie cousin Chew Your Roo from Australia.

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So guess what?

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I'm calling in to review a brew,

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Foster's Australian for beer.

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Now this beer is very good and it's also a deterrent.

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What does it deter?

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Dango's.

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No more Dango's taking your babies.

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A Dango's sees this can.

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The can is very big,

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so it scares the Dango's and there's no Dango's taking your babies.

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So a great food pairing with Foster's is shrimp on the barbie.

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That's right,

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mate.

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Shrimp on the barbie with your Foster's is the perfect pairing of you and beating up Dango's before you take your baby.

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All right,

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my friends,

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this is Chew Your Roo calling in from Australia,

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mate,

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and I'll talk to you next time.

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As Chew says,

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peace,

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Dango.

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Thanks for the long distance call.

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That was extremely interesting.

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It was something.

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I've actually heard they don't even have Foster's in Australia.

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They don't?

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That's what I've heard.

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Oh.

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I don't think I've ever had one.

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It's all a lie.

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Have you ever had a Foster's?

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I don't think I have.

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We have the big single cans at work.

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Oh,

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so you've had one or eight?

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I haven't had one yet.

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Oh,

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okay.

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It's only a matter of time.

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We should have a Foster's episode.

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Come on.

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And then we'll be forced to talk in Australian accents the whole time.

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It'll be really bad.

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I know.

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We can't do accents.

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No,

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we ban ourselves.

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We have sworn to ourselves.

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There's even a whole show.

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A lost show.

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A lost show we can't put on air.

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So bad.

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So bad.

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And it's not even offensive.

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It's just bad.

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No,

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it's just bad.

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Yeah.

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Good times.

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I wish it was offensive.

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Then it would be worth something,

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but this is just terrible.

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You're not wrong.

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It's really bad.

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All right.

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Before we get onto some news,

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let's answer one of the more important questions of the night.

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In a world where craft beer is king,

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a world where muscles are bigger than growlers,

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only one tongue can guide us.

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One man,

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one tongue,

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one tongue jobber.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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In this world,

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we must find out what is flax drinking.

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At least it's like a skin color shirt almost.

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I can imagine.

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Any weasels.

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Tonight,

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the answer to the most important question.

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Flax is drinking the Definitive Brewing Company's particles.

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I've heard of Definitive.

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I've never seen their stuff.

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Saw it at my shop and I said,

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"Hey,

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we'll give them a shot." So they are out of Portland,

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Maine,

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not to be confused with Portland,

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Oregon.

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Sure.

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Portland has this at a 4.15 at over 6,000 check-ins,

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an 8.3% ABV with,

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get this,

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65 IBUs.

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They actually took time to list their IBUs.

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It says particles is an 8.3% double dry hopped double IPA with Citra,

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Simcoe,

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and Topaz,

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rocking a similar hop profile to Definitive Ale.

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Don't know what that is,

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but with extra horsepower.

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Give me them horses.

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Wow.

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So this hop saturated beer tastes and smells like ripe fruit orchards,

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I'm sorry,

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kiwi peels and lemon sorbet.

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I'll tell you what,

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this is definitely over saturated with hops.

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It is very oily.

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It is very lingering on the old tongue jobber,

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but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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It's raining hops.

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So on the old schnauz,

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definitely get the lemon sorbet,

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that citrusy.

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It's not even the peel either.

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It's citrus flesh,

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the juices squeezing out.

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It's very nice.

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As saturated as it is with the hops,

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it's not super present.

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That green aroma,

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very,

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very fresh.

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Just a lot of nice citrus on there.

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So we'll warm up the old tongue jobber.

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Here we go.

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What's crazy is it actually tastes like kiwi.

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It's mind blowing.

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I was drinking this and I didn't read the description before.

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It just tasted different.

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And then reading that and putting it together,

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kind of blows my fucking mind.

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The IBUs,

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the 65,

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they are there.

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This is like half juice bomb,

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half West Coast without the maltiness.

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So I feel like this is a super well done beer.

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I hate not having well done beers.

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Don't we all?

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The can art,

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if you can see,

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it's all like particularly electronic-y,

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like an atom kind of thing.

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Nice and nerdy.

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Kind of nerdy.

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Kind of caught my eye.

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Definitive in big letters on the can.

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I don't know.

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It reeled me in.

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8.32,

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you can't go wrong with that.

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I think this was like,

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correct me if I'm wrong,

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which you can't because you don't know.

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Like 17.99 for the four pack.

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All right.

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Hey,

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you're wrong.

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So I'd say it is pretty algorithm worthy.

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Dig it.

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It passes.

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Nice.

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It's a good looking beer too.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh my gosh.

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Shame on me for not having a good color to it.

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Nice and hazy.

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Yeah,

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it's hazy,

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but it's not chunky.

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Look at it keep the head.

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Yeah,

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it's nice lacy too.

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That's all that's left of the beer and it's still got some head to it.

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Pretty good.

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I would say pretty good.

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Nice.

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I dig it.

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All right.

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Let's talk a little news before we hit up out of here.

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Beer Nevada has named its next CEO.

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They've tapped Price Greenow as their next leader.

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He comes from a beam Suntory.

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So he's used to the spirits world.

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This is an interesting one.

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The BA,

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the Brews Association announced a couple of weeks ago that they lost money last year and finances are not maybe as good as they have it in the past.

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And then this week they announced that they're putting home brew con on hiatus and we'll do some home brew events at GABF instead.

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Interesting.

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Which I think is kind of,

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kind of makes sense.

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Really like I don't see why have two different events when GABF is supposed to be such a huge fucking event.

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Yeah.

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Bring it all into one.

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Yeah,

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I like that.

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Yeah.

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We were there.

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There was more space.

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Yeah,

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that sounds great.

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It's like giving GBA,

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GBA,

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GABF.

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Easy for you to say.

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The Swedish made penis larger.

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It's making,

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make it a little bit bigger.

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Yeah,

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it's exactly what that is.

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For those who are looking forward to some Coors Light,

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the Fort Worth Coors employees have decided to strike over talks that aren't going well.

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So no fresh Coors coming your way?

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Monica looks real sad.

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They'll drink the night culture.

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Heartbroken.

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Yeah,

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I can tell.

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Flex,

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how about a list?

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I love lists.

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The drunkest NFL fans this season ranked.

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I think Green Bay,

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what,

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we only came back at like a seven.

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Actually you nailed it.

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Seven.

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Yeah,

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it's kind of lame.

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Yeah.

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Any guesses on the top of the list or anything?

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Any teams you hate?

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Not that I hate,

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but I would think the Raiders.

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Yes.

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Number nine Raiders.

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Yeah.

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Because Vegas,

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man.

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You're already there to drink.

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And Raiders fans are rowdy.

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Let's be honest.

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Yeah.

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They're not subtle.

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They're probably some of the worst people in the world.

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I wish I could disagree with you.

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It's like somewhere cold because you have to drink to keep warm.

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So I do know what number one is and I don't want to ruin it.

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Okay.

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I'm not going to read the whole list.

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I'll go from 15 down.

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Number 15 and I'll do the team and the BAC average.

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That's the Broncos and their average is 07.

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So,

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you know,

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not drunk.

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Staying under the limit.

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Yeah.

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We've got the 49ers number 14 at 0.07 as well.

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Moving up a little bit.

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Was that before or after the Super Bowl?

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I'm sure it was before.

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Nick brought that average up to you.

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I'm sorry.

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That was uncalled for.

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I didn't mean to do that.

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Yeah.

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Can I mute your?

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I can mute your mic from here.

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Perfect.

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You can mute me.

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Yeah.

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Next is the Seahawks at an 07.3.

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The Browns also at an 07.3.

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Number 11,

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the Buccaneers at an 07.4.

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I expected more drunkenness out of Florida fans.

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But Tampa's like north.

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No,

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that's Jacksonville.

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They're like central.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Number 10,

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Rams at an 07.5.

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Nine,

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like we said,

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the Raiders 07.8.

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The Patriots also at a 07.8 as well as the Packers at number seven and the Dolphins at number six.

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Moving up at number five are the Saints at an 07.9.

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Finally,

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someone getting drunk.

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Number four,

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the Falcons at an 08.

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They're terrible.

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The Falcons.

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Yeah.

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So that's why everybody's drinking.

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It was a rough season for them.

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My husband's favorite team is the Falcons.

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Really?

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It is awful.

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That must be heartbreaking.

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Is that like a childhood thing of his or?

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Yeah.

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It's probably because of the red helmets.

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I get it.

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I feel the same way.

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Nothing likes red helmets.

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Number three,

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the Colts at an 08.5.

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Number two,

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Steelers.

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Oh,

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I thought they were number one.

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No,

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at an 08.8.

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And the number one drunkest team last year.

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Oh,

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wait,

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wait,

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wait,

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wait.

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Now I got to guess.

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And the average is an 093.

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Last year.

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Well,

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this most recent season.

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This most recent season.

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Jets fans?

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Nope.

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Not the Jets.

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Any guesses?

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Vikings?

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No.

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I was surprised.

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The Vikings are actually pretty far down on the list.

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I figured it's cold.

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It's really cold there.

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Yeah.

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They're 25.

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Number one,

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Tennessee Titans.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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They had some rough.

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They did have a rough year.

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Yeah.

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Some injuries.

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Yeah.

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Some injuries.

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So,

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yeah.

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Terrible play.

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Terrible ownership.

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Now,

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I'd love to see the BAC level of Niners fans after the Super Bowl.

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Definitely number one.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh,

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rough day.

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But not a Super Bowl podcast.

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No,

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even though we spent half the time talking about beer and pizza at the Super Bowl.

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Well,

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yeah,

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it's a beer podcast.

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And pizza nap.

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Pizza is just great with beer,

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you know?

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It's the perfect pairing.

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The great pairing.

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Yeah.

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I did have some Detroit style pizza today.

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I don't know if you've ever.

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I don't know what that means.

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What is that?

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Yeah.

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What's the difference?

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It's like- Do you get mugged on when you take a bite?

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It's like rectangular in shape.

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Oh,

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it's like that Little Caesar's like triangle,

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or not,

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rectangles pizza thing?

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Yeah.

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Is it thin crust or thick crust?

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No,

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it's like thicker.

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It's like not like- Okay.

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Not deep dish,

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but- It's not deep dish,

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but it's like that thicker crust,

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like that fluffier.

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Okay.

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It was really fucking good.

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I didn't think I was going to enjoy it.

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It was really good.

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I give it a shot.

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I think I talked about this already.

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I had some really good pizza a couple of weeks ago.

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It was the Buffalo chicken pizza.

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Wow.

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That's just the best.

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Yeah.

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How could it not be good?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's really good.

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We'll end it on this one because I just love the headline.

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Drunk driving suspect arrested at Russell Stover's Chocolates.

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A drunk driving suspect was arrested with a vape pen and marijuana at Russell Stover's Chocolates in Wildwood.

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Ashley Martinez,

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35 of Wearsdale,

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was driving...

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We don't care.

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Was driving a car when she got caught traveling at 50 miles per hour in a 40 mile per hour zone.

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A traffic stop was initiated in the Russell Stover's parking lot.

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Canine unit was summoned to the scene...

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Talk about overdoing it.

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A canine unit was summoned to the scene and the dog alerted on the vehicle signaling the likely presence of drugs.

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It also appeared that Martinez had been drinking.

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She struggled through field sobriety exercises and provided breath samples that registered...

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A .116 and a .121.

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A search of the vehicle turned over 2.4 grams of marijuana,

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a vape pen,

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and a brownish colored liquid that tested positive for THC and cut straws with the residue of amphetamines.

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She was arrested,

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blah,

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blah,

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blah.

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The way this was written was awful.

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It's like an old white dude wrote this thing.

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Just shocked it wasn't like a Florida article.

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2.4 grams of marijuana.

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I just love that she was stone drunk and they found her at a Russell Stover's store.

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It makes sense.

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Yeah.

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It's like,

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where else are you going to go?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's perfect.

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I'm going to get a burrito.

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That's where I'm going to go.

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Yeah.

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I'll tell you what.

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She just must love chocolate when she's drinking and high.

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Yeah,

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man.

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I mean,

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people have their snacks.

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I mean,

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when the wife and I definitely don't dabble,

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I'm more on the ice cream side of the fence and she wants some fucking chips.

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Interesting.

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Yeah.

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I'm a nacho cheese at any time.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Dabble or otherwise.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Just nacho cheese across the board.

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Nacho cheese all the time.

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Now,

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do you want nacho cheese flavored chips or do you want actual nacho cheese?

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The terrible nacho cheese.

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Like Doritos.

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Oh,

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no.

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Oh,

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you want the plastic-y gas station goop?

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No,

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like Taco Bell.

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Okay.

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That's pretty good stuff.

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It's pretty good.

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It's still terrible.

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It will sit in your fucking intestines for like three weeks,

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I think,

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minimum.

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Oh,

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perfect.

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Yeah.

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Anything at Taco Bell minimally stays in your system for three hours.

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Oh,

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it's getting pushed out.

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Pushed out.

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But that just turns into like plastic.

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It mixes with saliva and becomes plastic.

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It's the worst.

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But it's so good.

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Still love it.

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Yeah.

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I would eat it and pour it on whatever other food I was ordering.

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Oh,

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okay.

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That's pretty brilliant.

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Yeah.

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It's pretty fat.

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Well,

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I guess they're coming out with like chicken nuggets now at Taco Bell.

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I don't know if you've seen the news.

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I'm not a chicken at Taco Bell person.

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Yeah.

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I think I'll pass.

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But I feel like you're going to have to try them anyway with the nacho cheese.

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I'm sure you could dunk them in some nacho cheese.

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Yeah.

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No?

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I feel like this is a lane that Taco Bell didn't need to drive down.

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I'm like a nacho cheese,

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but with tacos and like Taco Bell.

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They did like a whole announcement like Apple does every year.

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You know,

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that was pretty awesome.

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But one more thing that they have a convention like an E3 convention to be like,

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this is what foods coming out at Taco Bell.

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Is it only a Taco Bell convention?

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Yeah.

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No fucking way.

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Yeah.

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They had a whole thing.

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And they came out.

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They announced like 14 new items to the menu,

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which is great because they took a bunch of shit off during the pandemic.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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A lot of restaurants did.

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Yeah.

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It seems like they would bring something back or bring in something new that was really good.

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And you're like,

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oh,

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I liked that.

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Then you go back to get it.

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They're like,

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oh,

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yeah,

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we don't have that anymore.

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Oh,

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fuckers.

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It's like,

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but you just.

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They just.

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I just,

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you were just had it and I was here three days ago and you had it.

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Where did it go?

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Oh,

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we don't do that anymore.

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Oh.

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I legit haven't had Taco Bell in probably a decade.

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Do they sell the Crunchwrap Supreme?

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They do.

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Oh,

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that thing was so fucking good.

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Yeah.

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That's all I order from there.

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I used to work at McDonald's and down like a block away was Taco Bell.

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And we sort of like one guy ended up working at both places at one point.

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So we sort of became friends.

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Is that allowed?

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Yeah.

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No,

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I don't know.

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Yeah.

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He didn't like he signed his NDA.

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Working for competition.

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Yeah.

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But we would call them like,

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hey,

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guys,

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want to do a swap?

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They're like,

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yeah,

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let's do it.

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So we'd you know,

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they'd get all their burgers and we get our horrible Taco Bell and we'd pick somebody to drive it down there.

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Yeah.

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It's good times.

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Yes.

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Maybe get stoned in the fridge.

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Yeah.

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What else?

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I have to let you.

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Well,

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I have to let you know now when I worked for the local grocery chain,

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it was against the rules to have like a second job.

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If you had two jobs part time to work for like a competitor grocery store.

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Oh,

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and if they fire you.

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Yes.

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There's no way they can.

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If they if you were quitting,

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like so you put your two week notice in and they got wind that you were going to like the local independent chain,

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they would bring security in and have you escorted out the building.

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Fuck off.

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No,

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not even kidding you.

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They wouldn't even let you finish out your two weeks.

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Like you're working at some bank or some shit.

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Yeah.

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That's terrible.

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That's spiteful.

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They're afraid you're going to walk out with a tub of Oreos or something.

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It's the worst company you probably could.

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Anybody could have probably worked for.

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Four hours into my new job,

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I realize how terrible the last 15 and a half years of my life were.

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Like my job's not that bad.

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You get a new job like,

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oh.

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I tell people now it's like I actually lived a lie.

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People would be like,

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oh,

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how do you like your job?

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And I would always tell them,

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oh,

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I love my job.

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You know,

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sometimes it just gets stressful and you deal with the stress and blah,

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blah,

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blah,

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blah,

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blah.

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No,

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fucking hated it.

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Absolutely hated it.

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What a waste of time.

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I hear,

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I still have friends who work for the company and just hearing shit that they have to say,

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it just makes me so glad that I did what I did and finally had the balls to be done with it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Good.

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You're a good guy.

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Yes.

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But yeah,

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just the whole competitor thing is just,

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it's a real thing.

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That's crazy.

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That's what I'm saying.

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It's a real thing.

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I don't know about out there,

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but in California it's really hard to like hold up a non-compete clause.

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They almost.

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Yeah,

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people can't survive without two jobs.

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So good luck.

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Like they're kind of a joke out here.

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People try to enforce them and then they just get sued for it basically.

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Yeah.

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Interesting.

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Yeah.

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Welcome to California.

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Yeah.

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We get sued for everything out here.

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Yep.

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Oh yeah.

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Anyways,

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not a California show.

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No.

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I guess it kind of is.

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All right.

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Let's hit some music and get a butt out of here.

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I'm going to say hi to Vanessa.

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Oh Vanessa.

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Where in the street is she?

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She's coming out to California soon.

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Girl.

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Yeah.

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She's going to get sued while she's out here.

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Make sure you ice her.

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Oh yes.

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Goddamn.

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You're a genius.

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Yeah.

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Should have said that off air.

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She listened.

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Probably.

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Hey,

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you know what we're not going to do?

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We're definitely not going to ice her.

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Yeah.

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Take it out.

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Cut it out.

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Yeah.

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Cut.

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Edit point.

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Because you know whenever I say edit point,

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it definitely gets taken out.

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Definitely.

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Every time.

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Yeah.

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Find us at craftbeerrepublic.com,

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@craftbeerrepublic,

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@flexmebeer_ is in between.

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Monica is at momoagogo on the gram.

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Did I get it right that time?

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Yeah.

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Fuck yeah.

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And of course,

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Pedals and Pints on the gram and socials as well.

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Or Pedals and Pints Brewing.

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Right?

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Pedalsandpintsbrewing.com and go try the new fucking sour and coffee beer.

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I'm so excited for all of those.

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Yes.

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I think that's everything.

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Yeah.

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Hope everyone out there is staying very well hydrated and I promise on the next show to not have a sour so I can talk normally.

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And on that note.

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And good night everybody.