1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:23,140 It's an amber. I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna like it. Yeah, I mean how offensive could an amber be? Yeah I don't think I've ever met an amber that I've not enjoyed. Yeah, they're all sluts Welcome 2 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:35,460 Okay over there, well now we're just gonna like start it like really intense. Oh, I mean I know it's a pump Yeah, I hope my lawyers. Oh, welcome. Thank you. Thank you for joining everybody. Oh my god feel the power 3 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:50,600 Welcome to the crappy Republic. Enjoy my flex over here But the stars and the planets feel in the power Sorry, welcome in everybody. It's the crappy Republic. I am Greg and that's the ultimate flex warrior over there 4 00:00:50,600 --> 00:01:01,660 It is me over here and the Greg and the flex always rise to the top. Oh Yeah Dig it. Yeah Sorry everybody 5 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:16,640 Here we are we're here you're well, yeah Everybody fight us on the socials that crack beer Republic and that flex me a beer or don't or no But I suggest you do 6 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:34,840 Daddy has so we didn't drop any daddy's last episode. That's gonna change. Oh, that is right. What the fuck is wrong with us? I don't know something must have been wrong. All right, daddy. Let's fix that Shout out to the top listening city of last week and that was Oxnard, California. What up Oxnard? Yeah local for you 7 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:45,680 Yeah, just a hop skip and a jump away. So Oxnardians, yeah ball ball testicles Oxnard 8 00:01:48,000 --> 00:02:00,550 That's where my mind went. Yeah fun facts for all the locals out here who know what Oxnard is Oxnard was given the chance to change their name like the city of and They passed they stuck with Oxnard 9 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:13,210 It's like the worst idea ever Yeah, everybody outside of Oxnard sure thought so Welcome to ox testicles. Yeah, what would a bowl test testicles everybody? population, whatever 10 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:25,410 Any who? Love you oxen are listening Thanks for drinking. Thanks for doing it. All right, let's welcome the wrestling references and animal testicles 11 00:02:27,170 --> 00:02:39,530 That'll be the name of the show wrestling references and animal testicles number one on iTunes. What can I say? I'm not go wrong never All right so much to get to tonight got a ludicrous libation law. We got some booze news 12 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:53,870 I did a little research a little trap. Yeah, you did and flex we have a I Love list list that piss off flex. We'll see. I'm excited. I'm really excited now, so we will get to all of that 13 00:02:53,870 --> 00:03:03,910 but first flex Can you answer a question for me very long question? In a world where craft beer is king 14 00:03:05,490 --> 00:03:17,310 In a world where muscles are bigger than growlers Only one tongue in Guinness of four hours later One man 15 00:03:19,910 --> 00:03:34,770 One time One In this world we must find out 16 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:56,230 What is flex drinking by now flex is already finished Thanks to Greg, hey, it's buddy. Hey, it's great. He sent me this apparently Malibu brewing beer 17 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:09,910 Allegedly allegedly Yeah, it's a collab with them and Mars brow now, right? I think so Mars Brown's bro. It's pretty cool 18 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:21,430 He he could tell you more about it Because I don't know much but mark Mars brow came over and they brewed this beer At Malibu. Yeah, they they did a collab which is not this beer 19 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:36,290 They did a West Coast pills collab and they also brewed this beer Chaz their head brewer hooked me up with some cans and I I wanted you to be able to try cuz it's really good and I think if I remember the story correctly and I probably I had this on the show too by the way 20 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:49,990 That's 363. I probably remembered this story because there's a lot fresher than but I think They collabed on one beer and then Mars brow wanted to brew one stateside so like they unofficially collabed on this beer 21 00:04:49,990 --> 00:05:00,250 So this is like a Malibu Mars Bravo Okay, Ryan, if you're listening, I'm so sorry if I fucked that up So anyway, I think I might have found this beer 22 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:14,850 Like the German untapped. Yeah, and there's over 37,000 ratings on it Like a Keller beer too, I mean Keller just means it's like not filtered. Okay. Well, I'm pretty sure that's what this is 23 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:28,230 3.5 8 and untapped over 37,000 because it's a amber lager or Keller beer or Zwickle beer. Yeah, should I you want me to read the description? Sure. Go for it. See what they say. Okay, is it in German? 24 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:40,610 Where I sucked moose. Oh sagging Oong is wounded Oonga filtered Under smart good 25 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:54,790 Hold you we SB wounds. I bet man hot ja Sleeve it neat you a seats room Bestilling food. I can't do this anymore 26 00:05:56,510 --> 00:06:08,070 Nailed it There's so much more. I Just can't do it Anyway, this beer it's really good. It's classic sweet malt on the nose here 27 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:24,770 Delicious and delectable. Mm-hmm. I'll kneel tongue jobber perfect carbonation Not overly multi for an amber. This is this is phenomenal. Actually, I'm gonna put it out there. This is phenomenal 28 00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:38,130 Holy cow. Yeah, one of the things I really liked about it is that it wasn't like super sticky. It was real clean amber That's the way to put it is it's just really fucking clean Yeah, I can't believe this kind of tastes like an amber drinks like a lager, you know, I mean it is amber longer 29 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:48,210 But yeah, no, that's another great way to put it. Holy smokes. Yeah, I wish I had like cases of this Yeah, I do too like the guy from Greencheek. I wish I had cases right? Yeah, it's more cases for my boss 30 00:06:48,210 --> 00:07:01,550 But mostly for me. Yeah, it's it's a good beer is solid I fucking pounded them and shoved one to the side of the edge for flex lean. It's light It's got like the right amount of flavor to it without being like uber malty, you know 31 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:15,490 Which is sometimes when you get those ambers that really punches you in the face. Yeah, this is insanely well done Yeah, not a malt bomb won't give you the shits afterwards. I like it. No. Yeah, this is Thanks for this. Yeah, thanks to best best amber 32 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:28,170 Zwickle or color beer I've ever had big words all the above big words. Yeah. Thanks to Ryan and jazz for hooking it up I I really enjoyed it too. So Good shit coming out of Malibu. Yeah, have these guys over more often, you know 33 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:44,350 Guys want to come over and bring some beer Yeah, anyways, all right, yes, well thanks Greg, yeah, absolutely you're welcome from Germany to Finland I just wanted to say we are still like on the charts for Finland like this is really 34 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:59,950 We're like a year and a half in on this and I thought about this the other day because I haven't heard much lately Yeah, you know it kind of became like less of a joke because it was so funny And so we started slipping to like the high. I don't remember like, you know, like in the 50s on their charts 35 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:15,230 You know, you said the 10s whatever and we started making a cut and it kind of ebbs and flows and I just you know I got another thing the other day was like, you know number seven on the Get out of town. It's and it's so weird because if you look at our download stats, they don't match that at all 36 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:29,250 So, I don't know how that works It's so weird, but I love it. So everybody who's in Finland right now who's listening to the shit out of us and All that. Thank you so much. We can't wait to gas up our jet 37 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:43,210 Appreciate it. Yeah, we'll be there one day. Totally world tour will be in Finland only. Yeah world tour 2035 here we come. I'll be there. Yeah, can't wait. So anyways, whatever you whatever they say for cheers in Finland 38 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:54,250 That's what we're saying to you should probably look that up put it on a shirt feels feels like I'd net Oh, okay. The finished version of toast or cheers is oh fuck is 39 00:08:54,250 --> 00:09:05,290 Naz Darabi Sure. Yeah, Naz Darabi Naz Darabi no wonder I never looked this up before. Yeah. Yeah doesn't really have a good ring to it. Mm-hmm 40 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:17,450 Much easier to say cheers. Yeah pros through you know, what Cheers Cheers Finland. Oh dear All right, I did a I did a little trippy pool or research tell me more 41 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:29,090 Was it love at first sight? Anyone to or did he have a good bite? I don't remember how to put up a fight put up a fight The beers did. Yeah. No, I went I 42 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:40,390 Snuck in a wakeboarding trip over the weekend. Oh you did I did and Wow, hopefully I get one more before the summer is officially over but uh 43 00:09:40,810 --> 00:09:51,450 First of all, yeah, like you got like 10 days. I mean we could we could knock this out through October It'll be fine up there. Oh, no, that's right. You live in California. It's right. Yeah, or you're wrong. It's balls hot all the time 44 00:09:51,450 --> 00:10:02,450 Yeah Until it's not and then also it's not poop it and then also it's balls hot again. So stupid so stupid So I get one more in an October. I think first. I'm very mad at myself 45 00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:13,070 so I'm mediocre at best when it comes to wakeboarding and I'm sitting there drinking a beer because I was taking a little breaky-poo and I watched this guy in this sweet-ass boat 46 00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:27,870 Getting this crazy air doing flips and all kinds of shit. And I was like, how is he doing it? How is he getting so much air and I know part of it's like the boat like we have an older boats The wakes not huge. Sure. I'm like, what is it? He's doing so I watched him and I realized 47 00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:43,090 He was not going very far outside of the wake and I usually go like way outside of the way Some speed and ramp up. Yeah he was doing he was going like half as far as I was if that and then just turning sharp and 48 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:54,390 Fucking coming at that wake as fast as you could and I tried it and god damn it worked Like it was so much better. I'm like, I've been wakeboarding for 15 years and now just figure that out. God damn it 49 00:10:54,390 --> 00:11:04,830 So somebody like you hasn't researched that before, you know, it's funny Nick Nicole's husband whenever we go. He's always watching YouTube videos He's like go watch this video and like, you know 50 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:15,330 They they were doing this and this and whatever he says like I'll try it once it never works for me. I Never watch you too. I don't know why I should I should watch videos because all I do is watch this guy for like four seconds 51 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:25,650 I'm like, I'm gonna enjoy those now still not very good But I was like I was getting a little more air a little more consistent air It was nice and now I'm mad at myself for wasting the last however many years of my life. Yeah 52 00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:38,330 It was 15 years Back when I had knees still god, that would have been nice to me Nice when you have knees. Yeah, I mean miss those days and hips man my hips when I land hard 53 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:48,390 God damn do I feel old I feel it in the hip shoulders like when I reach for stuff shoulders are okay Shoulders are actually shoulders are better than they used to be when it comes to wakeboarding surprising. Oh 54 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:59,750 Sometimes I have issues turning my steering wheel. So yeah, no shoulders are good up upper body Is better than it used to be surprisingly but the lower body is like hey fuck you 55 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:14,990 But anyways, I'm about half on half on both yeah, but that wakeboarding wasn't necessary the point of my story cuz nobody listening really cares that much but Did some wine tasting while we're up there. I did a vineyard tour class shit up, you know 56 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:30,730 I had some wine and do that super fucking class so classy like I felt, you know, high class and shit Wish like you would have like a tie in your glove compartment for that It's like whatever t-shirt you're wearing a snap on it tie on. Yeah, that would be fucking classy 57 00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:41,730 I should have a clip-on tie for whatever t-shirt. I'm wearing dude. You need to that is genius be like, oh we're going to One moment 58 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:56,530 I'm ready. That's a great idea. Clever. Yeah, nobody would look at me weird at all No, yeah, well, you're fucking classy as fuck. Yeah, would they yeah, we're a clip-on tie and some jorts 59 00:12:56,990 --> 00:13:10,490 Yeah, what are you looking at over here? Huh? You blinded by this class? That's a fucking wine tasting over here. What is it? What's your problem turn around class? Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh dear. I said a bunch of wine tasting and got poisoned by my sister 60 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:26,710 She's the worst. She's dude. She tried to poison me. She goes. Hey, do you want some drugs to which I always say? Yes and And What she meant was like I'll leave so she handed me like an Aleve bottle cuz I was kind of sore and I took to 61 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:39,950 Aleve and first of all never felt better and I mean like I never got a plug for a leave. No. No, I mean I never started feeling better not never felt better I never oh my feeling in my body never progressed to good 62 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:54,830 So it definitely not a plug for early and I was tired as fuck I'm like trying not to fall asleep at dinner and shit And so the next day she goes hey, do you any more more of these drugs? I was like, yeah, sure and she goes. All right, make sure you don't take the white ones. Those are your tech and I was like 63 00:13:55,690 --> 00:14:05,990 What all I saw was white one So the night before I had taken to zero tech instead of to leave your own sister roofie. Do you that's kind of poison? 64 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:19,070 Yeah, it's super creepy. That's really creepy. Yeah, and my body doesn't react. Well does your tech so I was like Passed out what's your drinking on top of us I was drinking so my allergies were never 65 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:35,430 Good times what am I allergic to I'm gonna eat it. Yeah, and then finish off the night with a little there does not exist We're at dinner. So that was nice and as long as you didn't fall asleep while doing it not while drinking 66 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:48,670 No, they they've we went to a couple of different or multiple wine places one for dinner I had beer I needed to like break it up But the last one they were so excited like you gotta try our newest wine place and blah blah blah and it was fine 67 00:14:48,670 --> 00:15:03,010 But I was tired as fuck Thanks to the you know, the poisoning that had occurred late earlier in the night and Yeah, good times, but the way for you was good a terrible sister. Yeah, if I could disown her I would I you know what? 68 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:17,450 I don't flex. I don't know if you know this but she's getting married next year. And oh, is she getting married? I didn't know that you probably never saw it on the social medias or anything But maybe I'll boycott the wedding or something. Ooh, they're not even gonna have a good beer. So what's the point? That's crazy? 69 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:29,170 Yeah, they don't they know who you are That's what I said, don't you know who I am? Come on and flexes boyfriend. Come on put it That who you are I'm a teacher 70 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:44,890 Yeah Actually funny like a GAB have to have one of those like hello, my name is stickers and just as Lex's boyfriend People I flex his boyfriend 71 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:59,040 Sounds better and better the more you say Sure does so yeah, I don't know any any good research going on your direction. Oh my gosh 72 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:10,880 Let me try and think now. Okay, that's fair. You got no shit and got this new Stopping up at Foxtown in a couple. Yeah, they got a like that place. I do like Foxtown. They're very 73 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:26,260 Respectable beer of their good food And they're nearby my current work station. Oh, yeah, so, uh, they're releasing a new hazy soon So I'm hoping to get up there on the release day and check it out nice 74 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:38,440 Enjoy some good brew and I will I'll check back later. All right. Can't wait for a full report. Oh, it's a promise You creep flex on assignment everybody 75 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:54,220 Yeah, all right before I get to my beer that I'm drinking tonight ludicrous libation law this comes to us from Nowlands. Oh, I thought you're gonna try and pronounce somewhere. You didn't know. Oh, I mean, I don't know New Orleans either but 76 00:16:54,840 --> 00:17:05,520 No, and they say the law prohibits bars or Restaurants from displaying any alcohol brand name if it can be seen from the outside 77 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:16,780 So no neon signs and windows no neon signs and windows in fact No large signs inside if you can see it through a window or a door weird, right of all places to like New Orleans 78 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:30,180 Yeah, that's like big-time party. Yeah, people get fucked up and drink in the streets and show titties and well Yeah, that's what I hear. I've never been I've never been either Coley has it was great. Oh, so she's never read 79 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:40,780 She did. Yeah Good for her. Yeah, she'll tell you all about it. Okay. She wore pasties. Okay. Oh, okay. So it's not actually happening Yeah, it's like 90% happening 80 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:57,100 Yes, like yeah, we will a little something to the imagination right exactly Okay, if she hasn't told on the show, we'll get her to tell it. There's more that happened. That was yeah I don't know. I've never heard this story. Oh, you got to come on and talk what happened in New Orleans good stuff 81 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:15,280 Um, so yeah, so take down your posters if you're a Bar new or no even posters do I was thinking just like light up signs any Display Wow. Yeah, you can see it from from the outside. Okay, just put up a bunch of Saints memorabilia then I guess yeah 82 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:30,960 You know what? That'll tell you all you need to know because if you're a Saints fan, you need to be drunk. Hey, you know Sorry, any Saints fans out there besides Coley? Does she like the Saints? Yeah, she's a Saints fan. I feel like I should have known that. Yeah, I don't know 83 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:45,600 They'll be alright. Yeah They'll be who's their new quarterback Derek Carr, right? Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, he'll sling it. He'll get comfortable He'll be fine enough. He'll be serviceable as they say. Yeah, then Coley will get some Saints pasties and 84 00:18:46,480 --> 00:19:03,240 and and the Saints go marching in All right before we dig this hole any deeper. Let's make it go a little segue. Yeah king of transitions Beer 85 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:16,420 Yeah, he does. I am drinking other half brewing's Double mosaic dream this came my way via Tavor. Oh, hey Tavor Tavor 86 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:28,520 double mosaic dream is eight and a half percent and has a 438 on untapped out of shit more than 40,000 43,000 ratings. Holy shit 87 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:42,600 They say double mosaic dream is our standard double mosaic dry hopped a second time with mosaic Lupulin powder Lupulin powder is a new hot product that is similar to our standard hops with the extra plant filled filler 88 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:54,020 Excuse me stripped away. It's pure hops and it's awesome on the old schnauzer Rooney. I Don't know how to describe that flick like I I feel like I'm smelling some of the alcohol like some of the heat, huh? 89 00:19:54,400 --> 00:20:06,700 and some maltiness interesting As I joke Yeah, don't inhale your beer. Mm-hmm. So on the tongue job room 90 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:19,060 I get some tropical citrusy stuff like that some pineapple and maybe Like some grapefruit in there I get I get a lot of heat from the alcohol from the eight and a half percent 91 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:37,120 It is not well hidden. I'm also getting some hop burn Shocking on an eight and a half percent beer it it almost makes me think like how does this can? Few months old not like crazy old. I I don't think I'd give it a four point three eight. I'll tell you that. Oh 92 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:53,360 It's not bad like it's not gross it's not a drain for anything like that but uh Between the heat and the hop burn. I'm just it's not like one of those pleasant Fluffy drinking experiences that you expect out of a hazy. Well, and if I'm drinking something, that's a three or four three eight 93 00:20:53,360 --> 00:21:07,180 Mm-hmm, you know you're expecting something to blow your mind. Yeah, it's not mind-blowing. You know, it's fine. It's good I would I would drink it again. I wouldn't spend a lot of money for it. You know, are you disappointed? Maybe a little bit. Yeah, okay, that makes me more disappointed for you 94 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:20,060 Appreciate that. Yeah from my I don't know. Maybe I set my expectations too high You know other half is always pretty I mean your expectation should be through the roof till their half 95 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:36,580 It's a hazy double. I expected great things and Yeah, I only got good things I honestly I think I give like a three and a half three two five Wow Everybody like I drink it again, but it's just it's just not what I think it should be and maybe that's to me 96 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:49,820 Maybe I'm gonna get like a hundred people emailing and DM, you know, I should be like you're a fucking asshole It's other half and you can do no wrong. I don't know I don't know. I've had another half once and I was just kind of like, yeah, yeah, you know 97 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:59,900 But I also had another other half that I was like, wow Yeah, I've had some really good ones I've had some not great ones I've had there's small everything 98 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:11,940 Kashmir. Ooh, it sounds good. It was yeah, it was like six percent single IPA Mm-hmm, but the cashmere like went. Oh, man. It was really good. It shows you so well 99 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:23,420 But then I had another one. I can't remember what the heck it was for the life of me because it it really wasn't That great I cracked it I was super excited to have another other half and oh man 100 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:33,800 I was like, wow, that's that's kind of a bummer and I couldn't wait for my next beer So yeah here here's what I'm thinking like I know there's a lot of hype around other half and I'm not looking to 101 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:50,540 Disparage them in any way, but if you're a fucking Hayes, bro, and you're seeking the Hayes I think pure has a better batting average For from all the other half I've had to all the peer that I've had thanks to you I can't argue that 102 00:22:51,040 --> 00:23:04,500 Yeah, if I'm being honest, so hey other half prove me wrong. Send me a bunch of beer That'd be great Yeah, that's what's gonna happen, yeah Look, it's just one. It's not all of them, but 103 00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:16,820 It's not what I was expecting. Maybe maybe it's my Expectations who knows? All right, let's get a little news in here October 10th, it has been established in California as National Black Brewers Day 104 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:27,280 This is promote to promote the black brewing community increase over when 10th, okay To promote the black brewing community increase the number of African Americans in the brewing industry 105 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:39,720 As less than 1% of the craft breweries in the US are owned by African Americans. This was started by Former Sacramento mayor and NBA they say star in quotes I star 106 00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:52,960 Kevin Johnson is star really in quotes. No, I put it in quotes. Oh I have a big inside joke with someone about Kevin Johnson and I know you've told me how he doesn't deserve to be in the 107 00:23:52,960 --> 00:24:06,180 Hall of Fame because how many rings does he have? Oh none cuz he was on the Suns. That's right I was gonna say I just remember playing with him and like NBA jam and shit. Yeah, okay He was uh, he was there so no championships though 108 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:21,720 just joking anyway, so started by Kevin Johnson and October 10th National Black Brewers Day. So, you know, Greg we can't all buy teams. Okay Are you saying I bought a team don't buy players, you know, oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah like that 109 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:32,540 The Lakers have a horrible track record of buying teams, by the way Well, I'm just saying every time they've tried like do you remember I think it was late Lakers Dodgers, it's a thing 110 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:47,100 Well, if we're sticking to basketball, it's room in the late 90s when they put that team together of Carl Malone Gary Gary Payton And Kobe wasn't Steve Nash on there not on that team. He was later. Okay. Yeah, like that was a disaster 111 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:59,700 Let's not pretend LeBron and ad have been a great fucking team. Like yes, they won in the bubble But I think that was a fluke If you're if you want my opinion get rid of ad he's the problem 112 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:10,860 I mean get rid of LeBron cuz he's a fucking you know, salary suck, but ad is the real problem on that team Wow, I said it first Fight more. Anyway, it's not a sports show doordash 113 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:23,980 Is going to stop delivering alcohol to college campuses in Massachusetts Why just Massachusetts? I don't know didn't say Okay, but 114 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:35,340 really curious now, Massachusetts has started attacking door dash and Drizzly and go puff over like delivering to minors and stuff 115 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:47,800 And so so door dash is implementing like different security measures for checking IDs and they're not going to deliver to college campuses anymore I guess legality reasons. It's pretty solid. Yeah, so sucks to you 116 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:59,340 Massachusetts students dumb dumb A couple weeks ago. We talked about a drunk teacher who was busted for being pretty hammered on wine in, Ohio 117 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:11,020 There's another one in Ohio. I'm sorry, Oklahoma in Oklahoma Oh, man, even worse But there's another one a teacher in Oklahoma was arrested after she shut school under the influence of alcohol according to officials 118 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:26,120 teacher Jennifer Davis was arrested on the public intoxication charge last Thursday at Cross Timbers Elementary School in Oklahoma City The school is about four hundred fifty students below the TV station obtained the police body camera footage that shows officers 119 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:40,420 Meeting with Davis and the district superintendent in his school office where she's given a field sobriety test officers noted her breath smelled like alcohol Officer asked her how much did you drink? She responded just a glass of wine. Nothing major 120 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:53,800 KMTV reported her blood alcohol content level was 0.06 Six and that she told officers she had a glass of wine the night before so she was less than the legal limit 121 00:26:53,800 --> 00:27:03,960 Huh? Yeah school. There's gonna press release to Davis was immediately removed from the classroom. Well, but you're in a classroom regardless Yeah, but there may is this Russia Greg? It's a soft drink 122 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:19,300 So anyways, she's no longer a teacher there and blah blah blah makes a lot of sense Oklahoma teachers man getting hammered before the the work week That's funny. She said she had a glass of wine the night before and then you wake up with the point. Oh, right 123 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:35,400 Nothing really lingers. I think you showered in wine, right? Yeah, I think I've had way more to drink and woken up with not a point. Oh six. Oh, oh, yeah Let's go down to Florida. Hey, Vanessa. We like going down to Florida. Yeah, we do Lou Vanessa a 124 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:48,520 Key West man was arrested for allegedly drunk driving his golf cart on the u.s. One now remember last week's drunk, dude Who like you said the scene the u.s. One on u.s. One? Yeah, that's what it says 125 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:59,980 the guy last week that we talked about that fled the scene and said it was a no-fault state so he could leave the scene Of an accident, correct. He was also on the u.s. One interesting. So it's just like a stretch of 126 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:11,800 Yeah, I guess just the highway through Florida. I don't know James Riley Jackson 20 was charged with a Florida name super Florida. Say that. Oh James Riley Jackson 127 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:22,120 That is Florida and white as fuck Was charged with DUI larceny vehicle theft criminal mischief property damage 128 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:36,460 Possession of alcohol by underage and a possession of a fake ID According yeah, get your list out according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office Officers stopped a northbound golf cart near mile marker 5 around 5 p.m 129 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:52,540 Following reports of a drunken golf cart driver leaving the Shell gas station when can fill up fill up your battery Batteries get low getting great. Come on a little gas on it. Maybe had a freak gasoline fight accident 130 00:28:52,540 --> 00:29:02,730 When confronted officers found numerous open and unopened bottles of alcohol inside the cart Additionally the carts roof was dented and bent a 131 00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:13,980 Portion of the windshield was missing and the front wheels were also damaged The Key West Police Department is investigating reports of earlier damage done to the course as well as the stolen cart 132 00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:28,340 Jackson was taken to jail This is going around getting drunk jack act jack assing in a golf cart Apparently like that's what it made me think of the movie when they're just like taking the golf cart over like the sand dunes 133 00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:39,620 It's like that or sand traps. Yeah, he was totally doing that. That's what he was doing. Yeah I was fucked up in the roof of a golf cart, right? You do that or you roll it one of the other or you do both or you do both? 134 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:50,780 Hey flex. Hi does drinking alcohol in the Sun really get you drunk faster? is Hold on. Let me think. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna say 135 00:29:51,200 --> 00:30:02,880 Okay So I don't know about the Sun but I know Somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who once got an underage drinking ticket and they had to take this class 136 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:13,040 okay, and Apparently like you get drunker at sea level than you or no No, no, it takes you longer to get drunker at sea level 137 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:25,960 Yeah, then it does, you know, obviously high altitudes, you know one beer in Colorado. I hear you like fucked up So I don't know about the something Yeah, the Sun thing was maybe yes because you sweat and like you dehydrate yourself 138 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:39,320 Well, a doctor has shared their verdict and I read it. So you people don't have to Doctor doctor, by the way, did you know so I dated someone who used to work at a hotel and she was required to take 139 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:52,780 alcohol classes because she worked in the concierge room where you give out like free drinks to your high rollers and They're not allowed to like, you know over serve and so if you're looking to get drunk faster drink your alcohol with 140 00:30:52,780 --> 00:31:05,360 Bubbles, so like have your vodka with soda the bubbles aerate it and it gets to your brain faster Oh now she was told this so you Wouldn't get drunk, but I took that knowledge and turned it into power 141 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:18,360 Interesting. Yeah, so if you want to get hammered alcohol with bubbles with bubbles, yeah, it's the way to go So, you know vodka so oxygen into the bloodstream. Yeah, that's you know to air rates everything. Anyway, so back to getting drunk in the Sun. Dr 142 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:32,120 Filippa K General practitioner. She says the alcohol concentration is the same irrespective of the weather in the heat you sweat more Oh flex you sweat more as your body tries to cool you down 143 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:45,020 so you're more likely to be dehydrated already in the heat which might affect how you feel and Intensify the effects of alcohol Added to this the feelings of being drunk and heat exhaustion can make it seem even more extreme 144 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:56,980 But overall no, you don't get more drunk in the heat. You just get more dehydrated. Oh There you go. You don't even get drunk faster. Well, you feel more drunk because of your dehydration, but okay 145 00:31:56,980 --> 00:32:08,040 Okay, your BAC does not increase Well, no, I didn't think you like you would get I guess I didn't think you would get like super drunk because of it Because of it, I think you would get drunk faster, I guess 146 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:24,290 Yeah, it doesn't what I was faster just gets you feeling drunk or faster Interest the dehydration has similar effects as being drunk. Just the feeling Really that's a song. Yeah, I'll cut that part out 147 00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:35,660 Do all right list time for flexi poo. I can't wait to hear what it's about drizzly's top 10 selling pumpkin alcohol products 148 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:47,140 Drizzly's drizzly so the alcohol delivery platform their top 10 Pumpkin alcohol selling products. How many of them are seltzers over under four and a half? 149 00:32:50,260 --> 00:33:02,320 Under oh Actually, there is not a seltzer on here Interesting now, I'm very interested. I'm even more interested yet. This might be the most interested have ever been in a list 150 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:16,440 I'll admit I don't know what number 10 is because it doesn't say like blah blah blah ale or seltzer or whatever Okay, so number 10 mighty squirrel gorgeous pumpkin never heard of it me either number nine flying dog the fear 151 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:27,300 Imperial pumpkin ale I am intrigued not a huge flying dog fan I was like four or five years ago when I didn't know better, right? Yeah me either, but I would try this beer 152 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:39,480 number eight Elysian brewing company night owl pump company Wow Let me start over Elysian brewing company night owl pumpkin ale. All right, I'm gonna start over 153 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:55,460 Number seven blue point mother pumpkin ale. I wonder where these are from Oh where the beers are from. Yeah Yeah, all over it seems like number six shipyard smashed pumpkin. Yeah, that's popular, right? 154 00:33:55,460 --> 00:34:06,580 Yeah, number five down east pumpkin cider Okay Never for Brooklyn Post Road pumpkin ale nailed it. Yeah 155 00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:17,139 Never heard of it number three back to Elysian for their pumpkin pack Whatever the fuck that is number two shipyard pumpkin head ale 156 00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:32,560 Okay, and number one Montauk pumpkin ale I feel like maybe a lot of people in New York use drizzly seems that way maybe what I'm thinking Yeah, you know the the beer bastard on socials Vanessa's husband 157 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:43,560 Hit me up and said that he really likes shipyards pumpkin head. I've Heard good things about it. I really have yeah, I do fit. I fancy me a pumpkin beer 158 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:55,100 Yeah, he said it's very well balanced and low on the pumpkin enos. So I don't know. Okay For me hard pass on all of them all of them. Yes you yeah, I definitely enjoy it 159 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:06,480 Really do do you like your pumpkin beers? Spicy, I'd say like like a pumpkin pie and liquid form. Yeah, is that you like those basic bitch beers? 160 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:19,180 What you're saying? Give me give me all the pumpkin spice in the beer So Uggs and short shorts and pumpkin beers. You got it nailed it It's like, you know me 161 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:32,100 Probably have more Uggs than any man should so one I like two pairs of boots and I get a pair of slippers or two every year because I 162 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:43,960 like them I Don't know if I should admit that You know what? I'm not gonna do. I'm not gonna cut that out of the show Yeah, no, please don't need to know people need to hear this 163 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:55,580 You heard it here first everybody, but they're like they're like real boots like tie boots. They're not like Oh with laces. Yeah Oh, okay, like they're actually like they look like boots. They are boots and they look like boots 164 00:35:55,580 --> 00:36:10,760 They're not the boots that are really just sort of slippers Correct. Yeah, that's what everybody wears out here in California for that. I actually just buy slippers. Mmm. Yeah I just I don't want my feet to be hot. Yeah, but see I don't understand Uggs in California that fucks me up 165 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:26,380 I don't understand it either. Yeah, although the odd thing about Uggs is they were like they're from they're Australian. Yeah, it's true Good, right So it's hot as fuck Australia most of the time and it's it was like they're designed to like walk across like the Outback they say or some shit like 166 00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:38,140 That hmm, maybe like it's not really from Australia. Maybe it's fake. I don't know but that's what it says Yeah, well like who the fuck wants to walk around in the Outback getting their feet all sweaty. No, I'm sheepskin slippers 167 00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:51,540 Yeah, it sounds awful. Yeah. No, I like them in my my cold, Wisconsin weather Yeah, they don't they don't do for me out here in hot-ass, California Yeah, I wouldn't I if I was in California, I probably wouldn't do it beats. They'll wear the short shorts 168 00:36:52,380 --> 00:37:03,530 Nailed it. Yeah All right, before we get creepier, I'm gonna hit some music Thank you all for listening thanks for hanging and joining and drinking and whatever it is we do around here 169 00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:14,030 Find me out. Yeah find us on the show shows pictures at craft beer poke at flex me a beer underscores it between Craft Republic comm check out the new site 170 00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:25,730 805 5 3 beer 2 3 3 7 is our number. I think that's just about everything I hope everyone out there staying very well hydrated and on that note. Good night, everybody