Attention, miscreants, monsters, and miscellaneous malefactors:

We regret to inform you that this week’s transmission of Good Morning Evildoers has been temporarily…compromised.

But even with the poorly timed zombie union strike and the Planet X Mothership double-parking over our broadcast tower, rest assured that we are working diligently and diabolically to resume service.

Normal programming will return July 18. In the meantime, stay hydrated and stay sinister.