Mark

Hello there.

Gary

We would be honored if you would join us.

Gary

Spark of Rebellion.

Gary

Hello there and welcome to Spark of Rebellion.

Gary

This is your weekly Star wars podcast and welcome to episode 237.

Gary

My name is Gary.

Gary

I'm one of your hosts here at sor and before I bring on my co hosts, just want to say I hope you've had a good Star wars couple of weeks because we are drowning in a sea of just mediocrity in the old Star wars news.

Gary

At the minute, not much is kicking around, so I wouldn't say we're down to the wood yet after we scraped the barrel a few times.

Gary

But yeah, it's really, really quiet out there.

Gary

So we've got a couple of bits coming up in terms of skeleton crew and whatnot, but films and other TV shows.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

But we have managed to get a few new stories together.

Gary

So coming up in today's episode, we've got some news that's just laughable until we get some more concrete information on this one.

Gary

We've been down this road before, so we're going to get, you're going to get our views on that one, some gaming updates.

Gary

We're going to talk about the Skeleton Crew trailer that dropped the other day, which looks pretty good.

Gary

And then we're going to finish up with this.

Gary

It's one of those new stories that does the rounds every time on this subject over the last year or two in Star wars.

Gary

So we'll get to that as well.

Gary

As I said, my name is Gary and just very quickly before I bring on my co host, just want to say a very big thank you to all of you that listen to us every single week and more.

Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

To kickstart your weekends off, let's bring on the dude who I need to chat About Star wars with.

Gary

It's the scoundrel of the galaxy.

Gary

It's the guy that's making the galaxy a better place.

Gary

One cantina pub crawl at a time, eh?

Gary

It's Mr.

Gary

Mark Asquith.

Gary

How you doing, dude?

Mark

Not bad, geezer.

Mark

Not bad.

Mark

It is a little bit quiet on the old Star wars front, isn't it?

Gary

Big time.

Mark

And it's also like more of the same old as well.

Gary

See, it's funny that in it, it's like goes round and round the yearly cycle like this.

Mark

Yeah, it really is.

Mark

Like, it's a constant stream of apathetic bullshittery.

Gary

It's almost.

Mark

Still could be fun.

Gary

You had a good week, dude.

Gary

You watched anything Star Warsy?

Gary

How are you getting.

Gary

What's the last book you started reading?

Gary

It was.

Mark

I'm on that.

Mark

That Empire one.

Mark

Anna.

Mark

That's it Rising.

Mark

All of it.

Mark

It's really good, man.

Mark

Like, it pulls in from it literally everything that's canon as of now.

Mark

It just really, like, pulls in from everything.

Mark

It is.

Mark

It's quite fascinating, actually.

Mark

Kev mentioned it as being a good book.

Mark

And it is fascinating because of how it does what it does.

Mark

Like, it sort of.

Mark

It'll take, like, little plot points and that.

Mark

You sort of, you know, like certain pop plot points from, like, the original trilogy, for example.

Mark

It does this with other things as well.

Mark

But let's just take the OT as an example, and it will.

Mark

It will.

Mark

Like, they've been bugalooks for retconning stuff, but it sort of retcons stuff in, like, a common sense way, almost like as if this happened in real life, which is quite cool.

Mark

So it's like, okay, here's why Vader was, like, underneath Tarkin, but not really when the.

Mark

You know, when Lucas realized that he was the star of the show.

Mark

After A New Hope, let's explain in canon why he suddenly became the star of the show.

Mark

So it was sort of.

Mark

It's good, but it pulled.

Mark

It literally pulls from everything, man.

Mark

The comics, the Crimson dawn comics, Crimson Rain stuff, all the TV shows.

Mark

And I always find it telling as well that, I mean, this is Horizon, Fall of the Empire, but it's set after.

Mark

As if it's been told after the first order guff and mate.

Mark

There's all.

Mark

It's always the same.

Mark

Like, there's no time dedicated to that stuff.

Mark

Like, I'm 3/4 of the way beyond, 3/4 of the way into it.

Mark

And it's like, okay, we're at the Battle of Endor, and they still Got to dig into some of the first order stuff and then obviously exegol the.

Mark

The follow up stuff.

Mark

So it's.

Mark

I don't know, man.

Mark

It just shows to me.

Mark

It just shows how just narratively weak all that is.

Mark

It just really does.

Mark

We've said it before, like, but with the.

Mark

The prequel stuff.

Mark

Love or love the political aspect of it at least it was complex.

Mark

At least it was interesting to dissect in other media know.

Mark

Whereas this is just like, well, Emperor's back.

Mark

So it's.

Mark

Yeah, I just think they're struggling to fill it with.

Mark

With.

Mark

Yeah, just.

Mark

It's like there's almost nothing to tell, you know.

Gary

Oh dear.

Mark

Yeah, it's interesting.

Mark

What about you, man?

Mark

Done anything?

Gary

Just finished up since we last spoke.

Gary

Oh, a week before last.

Gary

I finished up that season one of.

Gary

Of Rebels.

Gary

I started watching that.

Gary

I think it's the anniversary, right?

Gary

10 years or something.

Gary

I can't remember that.

Gary

First season's really cool, you know, with that.

Gary

That sort of undertone of.

Gary

Of as they.

Gary

It's about Ezra, of course, but it's really cool.

Gary

Some of the.

Gary

The stuff around what's his face with a ponytail, what's his name, you know, the Jedi?

Mark

Kieran.

Gary

Yeah, Kanan.

Gary

That's it.

Gary

Yeah, it's really cool.

Gary

His, his relationship with Ezra and you know, his loss of patience with him and how he sort of tries to.

Gary

Yeah, it's just some really good characters building in that first season.

Gary

I know the other seasons are really cool when you start to get into Thrawn a little bit and some of the other bits with Fulcrum and Ahsoka and stuff, it's very cool.

Gary

It's.

Gary

But I don't know, it's just got a really nice vibe to it.

Gary

It's like a lot of people viewed that as a.

Gary

As a bit of a one or the other.

Gary

It's like you either watch the Clone wars or you watch Rebels and they do very different styles and stuff, but I think complement each other quite well as you go through and you see the bigger picture there.

Gary

But yeah, it's a good season.

Gary

That first one sounds good.

Gary

Other than that.

Gary

Dude, I've got done now, else I've got a.

Gary

I need to get back on to Star Wars Outlaws.

Gary

I'm about, I don't know, 60 of the way through that.

Gary

70 maybe through that, but need to get back on that.

Gary

That's pretty cool.

Gary

So, yeah, a couple of bits.

Gary

Nothing too crazy.

Mark

Couple of things.

Mark

Couple of questions.

Gary

Here we go.

Gary

You're not going to Lose your job.

Gary

Yeah, yeah.

Gary

You know, right, dude, this news first.

Gary

This first news story is I can't wait to get your action to this one.

Gary

So if you re.

Gary

If you've read the show notes listener, you'll know that this one's a little bit of a.

Gary

A trip down memory lane that we've been down here many times before.

Gary

So the breaking news story is we have a new trilogy of Star wars films in the works with a new writer, slash overseer, showrunner, whatever you want to call them.

Gary

It's the dude that's handled the X Men films, Simon Kinberg.

Gary

I think he directed them or produced them or both, or he was heavily involved in that stuff and, you know, better luck to him.

Gary

You know, got your X Men stuff kicking around.

Gary

All good.

Gary

Kath has roped him in to.

Gary

To do some new films.

Gary

Now Lucasfilm or Cath haven't come out and said, yep, thumbs up.

Gary

This is exactly what's happening.

Gary

But this, you know, the news is over every single blog, media outlet, everything.

Gary

So it's.

Gary

It's basically happening.

Gary

The only thing that's not really concrete yet, dude, is some outlets are saying that this is the next trilogy after the Rise of Skywalker.

Gary

So Rey's stuff is done.

Gary

That's all put to bed.

Gary

This is going to be set God knows how many years after the end of that film with some new characters, new stuff going on, all the rest of it.

Gary

Other people have said that this is a direct continuation with Rey, So this is a new trilogy of films with Rey's new era of Jedi training and all that stuff, and that it links directly into some of the other films that are being worked on.

Gary

So it's going to merge a little bit with New Jedi Order, all that sort of stuff.

Gary

So that's the.

Gary

That's the crux of this.

Gary

There's not much else in terms of details.

Gary

Like I said, Lucasfilm haven't officially said it, but it's basically happened.

Gary

So, Simon Kinberg, dude, what are your thoughts on this?

Gary

This bombshell?

Mark

Just completely.

Mark

Just not really that fussed.

Gary

You know, not both.

Gary

It's like, at all.

Mark

Well, there's a couple of things.

Mark

Like, it's not been announced by Star wars or Disney, so I saw a, you know, pinch of salt, but, you know, let's assume it is true.

Mark

Cool.

Mark

Like, it's just not at the point where you think I'm gonna get excited about it because we've seen all the crap that's gone before it.

Mark

And plus, like, Kimber's a really Weird choice.

Mark

Right?

Mark

So I like Simon Kinberg to a degree, but what do you mean?

Mark

To the news reports that he's going to write and produce.

Mark

So what I thought I'd do is have a look at his filmography because I like the guy.

Mark

I do.

Mark

I like summary stuff.

Mark

Right.

Gary

To a degree.

Mark

So what I'm going to do is talk to you about the stuff where he was just the producer and then the stuff that he was writer and producer on, and we'll see if we can spot a distinct difference.

Mark

All right, so the stuff that he was just the producer on.

Mark

X Men First Class.

Mark

Cool.

Mark

Elysium.

Mark

Neil Blomkamp film.

Mark

Cool.

Mark

Chappie.

Mark

Great film.

Mark

The Martian.

Mark

Great film.

Mark

Deadpool.

Mark

Great film.

Mark

Logan.

Mark

Great film.

Mark

Deadpool 2.

Mark

Great film.

Mark

The New Moon Mutants gets a lot of.

Mark

A lot of praise, actually, after the fact.

Mark

And then some TV stuff.

Mark

Just the producer.

Mark

Designated Survivor.

Mark

Great stuff.

Mark

Legion got some decent reviews.

Mark

Now the stuff that he was writer and producer on Jumper, I actually watched that recently.

Mark

Not amazing, but that's probably because I like Aidan Christensen and actually sort of give it a bit of a pass.

Mark

There's a future past.

Mark

All right, you can have that one.

Mark

That was a good one.

Mark

That was a good one.

Mark

And then we get to Fantastic Four.

Mark

We'll get to X Men Apocalypse.

Mark

We get to Dark Phoenix.

Mark

Not good.

Mark

Then we start to look into.

Mark

Wait a second.

Mark

He's done some rebel stuff.

Mark

Twilight of the Apprentice.

Mark

Fantastic.

Mark

Really good.

Mark

With Dave Filoni and Stephen Melchin.

Mark

So he's sort of a mixed bag dude.

Mark

Mixed bag.

Mark

My view would be, if there's a good director in place, all well and good.

Mark

All well and good.

Mark

If he's writing in the Filoni space and Filoni is helping with that, could be all well and good.

Mark

If he's got free reign and he's writing and producing.

Mark

A little bit nervy.

Mark

A little bit nervy.

Mark

So.

Gary

This is not the.

Gary

Not the reaction, I think.

Gary

I don't think that Lucasfilm and Star wars expect.

Gary

But it's their own fault.

Gary

Exactly.

Mark

And so he was gonna write the.

Mark

He was writing the script for the Boba Fett film, remember, back in the day, and he recommended Josh Trank to direct that one.

Mark

Now, Josh Tran was a real weird one because he was.

Mark

He was recommended to direct the Boba Fett film and he did the Fantastic Four film.

Mark

But did he.

Mark

Was he the one that did.

Mark

Was he the one that did.

Mark

What's that?

Mark

Superhero movie Chronicle, which was amazing.

Mark

Which clearly him and K.

Mark

That that movie and Kimberg got him the Fantastic Four gig and that was just shite.

Mark

So it's.

Mark

I don't know, man.

Mark

I just hope it's not.

Mark

I hope it's not like, guess what?

Mark

Big news.

Mark

We brought Josh Trunk in to do the directing.

Mark

You know, I mean, I'm just a bit worried about it all.

Mark

So.

Mark

Yeah, you know, a bit of a deep dive there, man, but I just.

Mark

I'm just bored, man.

Mark

I'm just bored of it.

Mark

Like, it's genuinely putting me off.

Mark

Star Wars.

Mark

It really is.

Mark

Like, if it wasn't for the books, I don't think I'd do anything.

Mark

Star wars at the minute.

Mark

I genuinely think I'd just be out of it because they're battering us.

Mark

They are battering us.

Gary

Yeah, it's weird, isn't it?

Gary

If we rewind, you know when the whole buyout thing.

Gary

When Disney bought Lucasfilm and Star wars at the same time as them buying them out, they announced the new films, the new trilogy of films, and everybody lost their mind.

Gary

It was like the best news ever.

Gary

Like a new trilogy of Star wars films.

Gary

And it was just amazing.

Gary

Like from that moment on, the hype train was just at full speed right from the get go.

Gary

And it was so cool.

Gary

It was amazing.

Gary

That build up to the Force Awakens, really cool.

Gary

Fast forward to now.

Gary

We've got an announcement for three new Star wars films.

Gary

And everyone's like, yeah.

Mark

Innit, whatever, just don't get it.

Mark

And I feel as if it's like number one because of the sequels, but also just the lack of cohesion.

Mark

You know what I just don't get?

Mark

And I'm sure it's happening because, like, well, I'm sure it's happening, but I don't know why it's not delivering anything right.

Mark

I just don't know why someone's not sitting down and all.

Mark

Everyone sat down, just going, right, let's just tell a story.

Mark

Let's just tell a story and let's just get it over the line.

Mark

And like, obviously our studio meddling is not working.

Mark

So why don't we just step back just a touch from that?

Mark

Because it's clearly not working and I just don't know.

Mark

I just don't know why.

Mark

And that's as we know that started with a sequel, so it started with the sequels.

Mark

But I do think the fans are to blame a little bit because whatever's put out there, people don't like.

Gary

True.

Mark

It's just in a mess, man.

Mark

I just feel like you might Just need.

Mark

We've talked about this before.

Mark

It's never going to happen because of the money trend.

Mark

But just have, like, five years off.

Mark

Just don't do anything.

Mark

Just kill everything.

Mark

Put some books out, whatever, but just kill everything.

Mark

And then come back and said, you know what?

Mark

We screwed up a little bit here.

Mark

Let's go.

Mark

But again, you've always got this problem with the sequel.

Mark

Trilogy.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

It's the thorn, isn't it?

Mark

Yeah.

Gary

In the.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

The other.

Gary

The other thing that's probably playing a lot of people's minds is that how long is this going to last for?

Gary

Because that's the other thing with not so much the films themselves, but the actual people they bring in to make them.

Gary

So, you know, we just had this long string of people that they've announced who have coming.

Gary

Who are coming in to write a Star wars film or a Star wars trilogy of films.

Gary

And then you either just don't hear anything.

Gary

Remember the Rian Johnson trilogy of films?

Gary

That was.

Gary

That was net.

Gary

They never actually said that.

Gary

We've canceled that.

Gary

So technically, that's not been canceled.

Gary

That's still in the thing.

Mark

Well, they said this week, actually.

Mark

That was gonna search.

Mark

They said this week it's just because he's doing Knives out stuff.

Mark

Once he's finished with Emma, we're back on Star Wars.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

No, and.

Gary

And then you got the Benioff and Weiss, and he got other people that come in, and they just get.

Gary

It feels to me like it goes one of two ways.

Gary

Number one.

Gary

Yeah, they bring someone in and they've genuinely got a great idea for a Star wars film or a trilogy, but somebody at lucasfilm is like, nah.

Gary

So they're like, well, it's either you give me a bit of freedom, you know, you let me make a good film, or I'll see you later.

Gary

And they're like, right, we'll see you later.

Gary

You know, it's like they've got the reins wrapped so tight around it all that nobody can penetrate, you know?

Gary

You know, and.

Gary

And do that.

Gary

So I don't know, man.

Gary

And then the other way is that nothing gets said.

Gary

It just gets left in the abyss.

Gary

The limbo.

Gary

The Rian Johnson limbo.

Gary

So I don't know, man.

Gary

It's.

Gary

That's playing on the minds of everybody, I'm sure.

Gary

It's like, what month in 2025 are we going to get the announcement that Simon Kinberg has walked away?

Gary

Because.

Mark

Well, that's the thing, isn't it?

Mark

It's not.

Mark

It's just Not.

Mark

It's not the way that you keep fandom engaged.

Mark

It's just not the way that you keep fandom going.

Mark

And I know Marvel has done it a little bit like nudging Blade around and stuff, but that's.

Gary

They're.

Mark

The amount of stuff that they're putting out on Disney plus and whatever else, I mean, it's dropped right down, but it's at least they're sort of constantly there, you know, And I feel like Force Awakens and even the other stuff after it was so anticipated because there had been nothing for 10 years.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

Yep.

Gary

And also with the Marvel stuff, you get the feeling that that's going to get across the line.

Gary

You know, the, you know, the announcements at comic con with Dr.

Gary

Doom, you know, with Downey Jr.

Gary

And then the Russo brothers coming back to do the new Avengers films, you get the feeling that they're going to be made.

Gary

Like the dates that they've set, I don't know what they are.

Gary

So 20, 26 and 27.

Gary

I think for the new Avengers films or something, you get.

Gary

You just have that feeling like, yeah, we're going to enjoy them in the cinema in those years that they've said they're going to be made.

Gary

That's what you want.

Gary

You need that.

Gary

And Star wars doesn't have that.

Gary

So, yeah, the comparison is glaringly obvious, man, just get your shit done.

Gary

Get over the line.

Mark

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Mark

And I just, you know, even Marvel, they've struggled with the Multiverse saga.

Mark

It's been so hit and miss.

Mark

And the Jonathan Mazes stuff, whatever, you know, it's.

Mark

But it's.

Mark

They've been quick with stuff, regardless whether it's been good or not.

Mark

They've been quick.

Mark

And a lot of it has got, you know, the, the majority of stuff has happened versus not happened.

Mark

And Star wars is the exact reverse of it, in terms of movies, at least.

Gary

Yeah.

Mark

I just think it's really.

Mark

And I just don't know why it's so difficult.

Mark

I just don't know why it's so difficult.

Mark

Actually, I do.

Mark

I think the reason that it's so difficult is because they said we're gonna.

Mark

We're done with the Skywalkers.

Mark

And it's just that slight Marvel going, you know what?

Gary

We.

Mark

It.

Mark

We don't need Spider man or even now we don't need Iron man.

Mark

Even though Iron man was such a B list character.

Mark

You know, they were always going to go back to Spider man.

Mark

It's like D.C.

Mark

saying it, let's do Booster Gold.

Mark

Only Forget Superman, forget Batman.

Mark

Do you know what I mean?

Mark

I don't know why they.

Mark

I don't know why.

Mark

It just felt like a thing that they had to say that we were just done with the Skywalker Saga.

Mark

It just seems just stupid.

Mark

It really is like genuinely silly.

Mark

Like you, you, you want to make your dollars.

Mark

You just don't do it that way, you know, if you look at the way that.

Mark

I mean, again, Marvel's just the obvious example of this one, you know.

Mark

No, who gave a.

Mark

About the Winter Soldier on screen.

Mark

Who gave a really about Captain America and Iron man and stuff like that.

Mark

And they don't start necessarily as big hits, but 20 years in almost, you know, that they're becoming that they are the main A list characters.

Mark

But it didn't happen overnight, you know, so it's.

Mark

And it sort of feels like that sequel trilogy didn't quite get that right because it was just a case of right, we're done with these ones.

Mark

They're sort of bit part characters.

Mark

They are OGs.

Mark

And here this new raft of people, like finish that story but introduce new people.

Mark

Like, you don't have to instantly switch the stardom over to other people.

Mark

It can be slow and it just.

Mark

Yeah, I don't know, man.

Mark

There's a lot that we can unpack on it and we've gone over it before, but they're just never.

Mark

I don't know how you get it that wrong.

Mark

And it's not as we've talked about before, it's not about being like an OT or a prequel fanboy or you know, being a.

Mark

Just not liking anything new or anything quote unquote work or any of that stuff.

Mark

It's just.

Mark

They're just not that good because they lost.

Gary

They lost Lucas and then they just.

Gary

It was felt like they were treading water for ages and it took them way too long to promote Filoni up to.

Gary

Up to overseas stuff.

Gary

That's my.

Gary

Yeah, my two cents, dude.

Gary

Like Marvel always had a feige.

Gary

So you had somebody that knew.

Gary

Knew what they were doing, getting it all together, sorting everything out, steering the ship.

Gary

Star wars lost that person when George Lucas retired.

Gary

And then you just had a group of people kind of doing it, kind of, kind of thinking they know what they're doing.

Gary

And then you had somebody in the background who definitely did know what they were doing, but just left him in the, you know, the broom closet to do the animation in the background.

Gary

And then all of a sudden it's like, actually this guy's the.

Gary

That's good.

Mark

Well, you know, I mean, that's the thing as well, if you think about it, like, okay, the approach to Force Awakens with this whole Neo fascism sort of thing.

Mark

Neo, you know, undertones of like, Neo Nazi and so on and so forth, which I totally got, like, fine.

Mark

But there was no risk involved.

Mark

There was no.

Mark

There was no reason that they couldn't tell a different story.

Mark

It didn't have to be a story of another order rising.

Mark

And then you fast forward to, like last week, Charles Soul, a friend of the show Charles Soul, announced that he's doing this whole comic book run around, and he's like, super excited about it and, like, putting it out as if it's such a big thing.

Mark

And it is in the Star wars universe, like, oh, we're gonna explore Kylo Ren's obsession with Darth Vader and what happens, right?

Mark

And you're like, oh, what the hell?

Mark

Like, that was the film.

Mark

Like, that was.

Mark

That was.

Mark

That is the film.

Mark

Right?

Mark

That's what the film should have done.

Mark

You know, they even lined it up.

Mark

You know, I'll finish what you start.

Mark

And then it was like, I forgot about that.

Mark

You know what I mean?

Mark

So.

Mark

And it just.

Mark

Yeah.

Mark

Don't remember.

Mark

And it.

Mark

You just sort of like, I want to even get excited about the child's soul stuff and that stuff that's coming out in comic.

Mark

But it just winds you up because, you know, that would have made better movie.

Mark

You know, that fight with, you know, just the tussle.

Mark

You know, Han, Luke and Leia were positioned so well to tussle with this kid being obsessed with Darth Vader.

Mark

Like, how does that.

Mark

Not interesting?

Mark

It doesn't even need to do a big action film.

Mark

It's just, you know, we've got this rebellious little teenage that's super powerful.

Mark

How do we stop that happening again?

Mark

And then this other, you know, the.

Mark

The other storyline running alongside it, which could be anything, a new threat, a new anything.

Mark

And I just.

Mark

Now they're doing it in the comic and you're like, what?

Mark

What are you doing?

Gary

Yeah, it's almost like they're.

Gary

It's like they're starved a little bit of where to go of ideas, I guess, that they're not sure where to go.

Gary

So they're just treading.

Gary

Treading old ground a little bit.

Mark

But it's interesting ground because it's not been really dealt with.

Mark

And that's the frustrating thing is that if you introduce a new character that's the son of laying layering Han, the fallen Nephew of Luke Skywalker, who was obsessed with Darth Vader.

Mark

And then you don't even address any of it.

Mark

That's like releasing the Phantom Menace and being like, oh, that kid's going to become Darth Vader.

Mark

And then the next film is a new hope.

Mark

You know what I mean?

Mark

Well, how did that happen?

Mark

No one cares about that.

Gary

Well, I think they tried to address it a little bit, you know, with the flashbacks that Luke has, you know, when he's in the tent and he's about to kill him.

Gary

But that's a different flashback to what actually happened and whatnot.

Gary

But that was only like, we're talking seconds.

Mark

And that's them trying to be all clever in it.

Mark

That's them trying to be the whole a certain point of view thing.

Mark

But it's just completely subtextual and completely unfocused that you're like, you just miss it if you're not looking for it.

Mark

If you're not like, oh, Star wars about perspective.

Mark

Right, okay.

Mark

And you just.

Mark

You just miss it because it's not well done.

Mark

Yeah.

Mark

So it's frustrating, man.

Mark

It is.

Mark

It's frustrating to.

Mark

To number one to see them trying to fix stuff that should have been done on screen in the comics and the books whilst also then announcing this constant stream of new stuff that probably like 40% of it even gets close to coming out.

Mark

Really difficult.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

Yep.

Gary

It will take cleverer minds than.

Gary

Than you or I.

Gary

Well, definitely you probably not to.

Gary

Well, at this point.

Gary

Yeah, at this point.

Gary

Oh, dear.

Gary

Anyways, Simon Kinberg, best of luck to your fella.

Gary

You're gonna need all your.

Gary

You're gonna need the best of luck to.

Gary

To get this one rocking and rolling.

Gary

We'll obviously keep you up to date as we roll through next year.

Gary

I can't imagine anything happening mega soon for this.

Gary

Unless this is one of those things where he's just been doing it as a side hustle and then he's got the entire thing already done and mapped out and caf's like, yeah, cool.

Gary

So I'd imagine he's not even close to pre production on anything yet.

Gary

So this is a few years away.

Gary

We'll keep you up to date talking to something that definitely is happening, though.

Gary

Skeleton Crew got a new trailer for that dude last week, as is the usual timing after we recorded last week, literally an hour later.

Gary

I think trailer drops for Skeleton Crew and that's done around as well, with a lot of outlets saying that the usual stuff that we've spoken about don't Dive into that too much.

Gary

Basically, everyone's saying, you know, it's Stranger things in space, Goonies in space, Spielberg vibes, Amblin vibes, all that stuff.

Gary

So that's the obvious stuff.

Gary

But what did you think to some of these specifics in the trailer that they expanded on that we didn't see in the first one?

Gary

So, you know, in the first teaser that dropped, we saw a little bit of suburban life in Star Wars.

Gary

We saw, obviously, the kids and Jude Law and.

Gary

And that was it.

Gary

But in this one, we've got a little bit more of a direction into how the vibe's going to be, I think, for the individual episode.

Gary

So add a little bit more grit to it, this trailer, a little bit more threat with what's going on.

Gary

Space pirates after the kids and whatnot.

Gary

But they still keep the.

Gary

They're still keeping the Jude Law character under wraps in terms of what his MO Is.

Gary

And is he a Jedi?

Gary

Is he not all that stuff?

Gary

So what are your thoughts on the.

Gary

On the trailer, man?

Mark

Yeah, man, I quite like it.

Mark

I sort of want this one to be completely disconnected and just have a little bit of fun and just to see how everyone feels about that.

Mark

You know, if it turns out he's a Jedi, all well and good.

Mark

If it turns out he's not all well and good, you know, I mean, I don't know how old Jude Law is like this.

Mark

It takes place, what, 30 years, 25 years after.

Gary

So he'd like 10 years after return.

Mark

Of the Jedi, Roughly.

Gary

Yeah, yeah.

Mark

Does it?

Mark

I thought it was in the Mando space.

Mark

Yeah.

Mark

So 10 years.

Mark

Five, 10 years.

Gary

Yeah, it's.

Mark

Man.

Mark

Sorry.

Mark

Yeah, yeah, five, 10 years.

Mark

All right.

Mark

So that's like, late Mando stuff, isn't it?

Mark

It's like where we get where.

Mark

Where the Mandalorian is now.

Mark

So, yeah, the timing works.

Mark

He could just about probably just about, like, be a Jedi, like Caleb Doom sort of Kanan Jarus age, Caletis age, you know, 18, 19 at the fall of the Jedi Order.

Mark

So, yeah, I.

Mark

I just want this to be on its own.

Mark

Just have a little bit of fun.

Mark

Lean into the vibes, lean into the standby, me, the Goonies, the, you know, all the ambling stuff.

Mark

Just lean into the Spielberg feel to it and just see what happens.

Mark

And, yeah, I feel all right about it.

Mark

I thought the grittiness was quite interesting.

Mark

I thought it was interesting that it was like, it appears that Jude Law just happens upon these kids that are getting to a little bit of, you know, he only ends up taking him home or what?

Mark

You know, whatever really obvious sort of, you know, what?

Mark

You know, takeaways from the trailer, which maybe bait and switch, who knows?

Mark

But yeah, just the acolyte.

Mark

Looked all right, didn't it?

Mark

And it wasn't that good.

Mark

But then this, you know, I decide.

Mark

I don't know, I'm just hoping that it just sort of remains, like, not.

Mark

Not normal.

Mark

And just when I say normal, I mean, like, tells its own story.

Mark

Doesn't try and, you know, doesn't try and pull in certain directions.

Mark

You know, it doesn't try and link to the saga, for example.

Mark

If it does naturally, all well and good.

Mark

If it doesn't all well and good, people hate it.

Mark

People hate it, though.

Mark

People hate it.

Gary

There will be a.

Gary

Yeah, there'll be a bunch of people that slay it after.

Gary

They'll.

Gary

They'll watch 30 seconds of it, pause it, jump on Twitter and say it's the worst thing that they've seen ever.

Gary

You know, there'll be people like that.

Gary

But, yeah, I hope you're right, dude.

Gary

I mean, totally the same mindset as that.

Gary

I just want it to be a nice.

Gary

I just want a bit of magic back, you know, in Star Wars.

Gary

Just a cool.

Gary

A cool adventure with no heaviness on it.

Gary

It's not buckling under the pressure of its own weight that it's put on itself because you have to link it to a billion other things and introduce all that stuff.

Gary

There's a small part of me that thinks, fuck, Jude Law's character is probably going to be a fucking.

Gary

The kid of the clone of Palpatine.

Gary

That's going to be blah, blah, blah.

Mark

What?

Mark

We just.

Mark

Yeah, ain't it?

Mark

No, thank.

Gary

I know that's.

Gary

There's 10% of me that's like, that's coming.

Gary

Something like that is.

Gary

Is going to be in it at some point.

Gary

There'll be the cliffhanger to the final episode before the second season where, you know, fucking Palpatine's involved some.

Gary

Yeah, whatever.

Gary

But hopefully not my.

Gary

Hopefully it's just a.

Gary

And the trailer does look pretty cool, I think in the first teaser that they brought out, I think a lot of people were like, this doesn't feel like Star wars to me.

Gary

Like, it just because of the whole.

Gary

It felt more Earth, like with the whole streets with the cars and people going to work and kids in school and stuff like that.

Gary

It felt like Grange Hill.

Gary

Oh, he's going back.

Gary

No, you're going back.

Gary

So this one feels like it's kind of still got that.

Gary

But it also is a bit more.

Gary

Now we've.

Gary

Now we've seen more sort of space travel and, you know, pew, pew, pew.

Gary

And some other bits going on.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

It does feel a little bit more towards a direction you expect something in the Star wars universe to be set.

Gary

So.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

Quite liking this trailer.

Gary

It's not too bad.

Gary

Seen better trailers, seen worse trailers.

Gary

We'll see.

Mark

Yeah.

Mark

I hope you're right, dude, about it not being anything linked to like, I don't want them to use this sort of thing to retcon anything.

Gary

I'll tell you what, dude, the first time that Jude Law's character, they get into conversation about where you're from.

Gary

What's the betting that.

Gary

Oh, yeah, there's this planet in the Outer Rim.

Gary

Yeah.

Mark

Better not be exaggeral.

Gary

Yeah, Been there a few times.

Mark

Or Tatooine.

Mark

You know what I mean?

Gary

Yeah.

Mark

Why is that where everyone goes?

Mark

Must be.

Gary

It will either be.

Gary

It'll be the boring, oh, yeah, I'm from Coruscant.

Gary

Of course you are.

Gary

Or it will be the obvious, I'm from Tatooine.

Gary

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Gary

My dad's mate Owen and Yeah, they're knocked about together.

Gary

Oh, yeah.

Gary

Or the other one.

Gary

It will be, yeah.

Gary

Exegol.

Gary

There's some weird going on in Exegol.

Gary

We should probably go back there at some point, check it out, see what's going on.

Mark

It's just.

Mark

Yeah, it's just a big gimpy in it.

Mark

But I just hope it's not any of that.

Mark

I hope if he's a Jedi.

Mark

Cool, whatever.

Mark

But I saw it.

Mark

Doesn't it?

Mark

Or is it going to be like some sort of Han Solo scoundrel Murph or, you know, that kind of.

Mark

That'd be quite interesting.

Mark

You know what I mean?

Mark

Had run ins with a rebellion and know whatever.

Gary

He is Force sensitive though, right?

Gary

Because in the first teaser, he made the thing float across.

Mark

Oh, yeah.

Gary

Do you remember?

Gary

So he is a Force.

Gary

Don't know if he's a Force user as such.

Gary

Don't know whether he's Jedi or Sith, whatever.

Gary

Or he could be linked to, you know, the.

Gary

The witches in the coven.

Gary

He could be using the thread instead of the Force.

Mark

Yeah, we're forcing it by another name.

Mark

You know what I mean?

Mark

What I hope doesn't happen is like, oh, guess what?

Mark

I didn't have a dad.

Gary

Oh, God.

Gary

Anyway, we'll see.

Gary

Yeah, hopefully.

Gary

I'm hoping that he's a scoundrel.

Gary

Like a Han Solo.

Gary

Type of dude.

Gary

Yeah, just have a bugs but just happens to be a.

Gary

Something that they were probably wanting to do with Finn's character in the sequel trilogy because they kind of alluded to a little bit, didn't they, that he was gonna be.

Gary

Yeah, so something like that.

Gary

That'd be cool.

Gary

Some.

Gary

Let's move on some gaming news because we've spoken about films and TV shows and happening and not happening, whatnot.

Gary

There's even more stuff that's potentially not happening in Star wars games.

Gary

So.

Mark

Nice one.

Mark

Well, it sounds mint.

Mark

Let's dig into it.

Gary

There we go listeners.

Gary

Just to perk you up, get you motivated for some gaming.

Mark

Here's some other canceled stuff.

Gary

So with the launch of Star Wars Outlaws, that was the first game that launched outside of the exclusivity license that EA had with Lucasfilm and Lucasfilm games.

Gary

So that's kick started a bunch of stuff that was announced a while ago, admittedly with the.

Gary

With a view to the future that they would be able to release it without EA as the publisher and everything like that.

Gary

And a couple of those games are still on the map and a couple of them we know are definitely happening.

Gary

So the first one, this is one of those ones that was announced ages ago and we still don't know what's happening with it.

Gary

That's Star Wars Eclipse.

Gary

So Star Wars Eclipse.

Mark

Was that the bong one?

Gary

Bong, yeah, yeah.

Mark

Bong, yeah, bong.

Mark

That one.

Gary

Yeah, exactly that, yeah, yeah, nailed it.

Gary

It was, it was a kind of dark sidey acolyte bong, Bob Bong thing.

Gary

It probably, if this still comes out, this will probably be better than the Acolyte I would say.

Gary

It's got that kind of just loads of stuff that we've not seen in any Star wars books or films to date.

Gary

But it's very heavily, you can tell it's like early dark side Sith stuff.

Gary

It's made by developer Quantic Dream.

Gary

They had a really good game out a few years ago called Detroit Become Human.

Gary

Really, really good story driven narrative, first person story driven game.

Gary

Really good FPS.

Mark

That's what I call it.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

And this was out, this trailer, believe it or not was 2021 that they, they launched the trailer.

Gary

So it went into limbo for a while and then I think one of the head, the head dudes at the studio basically said look, I can't give you any more deets but it's definitely not cancelled so take that as you will.

Gary

But we don't know release date for that one thing that's definitely happening is the third game in the Jedi series that takes place after Jedi Survivor with Cal Kestis.

Gary

That's happening already.

Gary

We know definitely that's in development and that's likely to launch probably 2026, I would say.

Gary

I'd imagine we'll probably get some kind of teaser drop or trailer announcement at the back end of next year and then probably the back end of 2026 that will probably drop.

Gary

So that one's definitely happening.

Gary

We've also got this remake of Knights of the Old Republic.

Gary

Again that's very similar to Star Wars Eclipse.

Gary

That was one that was announced, had a little some artwork knocked up for it.

Gary

The studio said, yeah, it's going really well.

Gary

Then it went into limbo.

Gary

The studio was bought out by another company, didn't know what was going on with it.

Gary

And then Carbon Copy.

Gary

Somebody at the studio said, look, it's definitely not canceled, but can't tell you any deets on on when the release date is coming up for it.

Gary

Blah, blah, blah.

Gary

This one looks really cool actually because it's a solid game.

Gary

Back in the OG Xbox days when these kind of games were really, really cool, like the Fable games and that kind of thing, you just get lost in it.

Gary

Really, really cool.

Gary

So.

Gary

And this one and Knights of the Old Public two are often cited as some of the best Star wars games.

Gary

It's always in people's top three, so that'd be cool.

Gary

And then just very quickly we've got a strategy game, untitled as yet.

Gary

This is from Respawn, the guys who make the Jedi Fallen Order games.

Gary

If you think back to the old like Command and Conquer games and that sort of thing, that could be quite cool.

Gary

And then lastly, we've got another untitled action adventure game.

Gary

So this was first.

Gary

This kind of game for Star wars has been rolling along for a few years now.

Gary

I remember like years ago, the woman who was the head writer on the Uncharted games, she announced that she was doing this Star wars like big action RPG style game that then went to.

Gary

She started her own studio and I think she's back on it or something like that.

Gary

It was called Project Ragtag to begin with.

Gary

And this was based on like Johan Solo, Scoundrel, you know, taking on the shady side of the galaxy sort of thing.

Gary

This is apparently still in development.

Gary

New developer now, Skydance New Media and release date to be confirmed.

Gary

So, dude, I know you've not got a controller in your hands too much these days, but we've got a dozen or half a dozen games here which will likely be out over the next five to six years.

Gary

So any of these pique your interest?

Mark

The yeah, the whole project ragtag one does actually.

Mark

Mainly because I like the dead space stuff.

Mark

Really remember that coming out like back in the day.

Mark

God knows I get 20 years ago.

Mark

So yeah, I, I, I, I like that sort of game.

Mark

I'm not saying it's going to be that kind of game, but that, you know, if that studio made that game then it, I'm a fan of it, so I'm quite interested in that.

Mark

Obviously the Knights of the Old Republic had.

Mark

I never really played those games just because I like they just weren't in my wheelhouse.

Mark

Like I played them a little bit but didn't get obsessed with them.

Mark

So I'd quite like to get obsessed with them and do it through the remake.

Mark

So that'd be quite good.

Mark

The strategy one, I'm not that fussed about the Jedi one obviously I am.

Mark

I've actually got Jedi Survivor to play, which I might start next week.

Mark

Actually I've got a spare bit of spare time now.

Mark

The Eclipse one, I am curious about it like you said, it's just I didn't realize it was like three years ago since we got the trailer.

Mark

So I am actually curious about that one because I like the High Republic stuff.

Mark

Despite the Acolyte.

Mark

I still think there's some interesting stuff in that.

Mark

In the Acolyte as we know and, and where this is set within the High Republic sort of fascinates me.

Mark

It does make me wonder whether they're going to do anything like to pick up the Acolyte threads.

Mark

And maybe that's why it's taking a bit of time because there's some.

Mark

There were a couple of great characters in there.

Mark

So the.

Mark

I think inevitably as you alluded to, like I don't get to play that much anymore.

Mark

So these will always be sort of backup things.

Mark

It'll always be something that I do when I just oh crap, look at that.

Mark

It's on sale or it's.

Mark

It's free on Game Pass or PlayStation plus this this month or whatever.

Mark

So I, I won't rush to get any of them but all of them apart from the strategy one because I just, I don't have the patience for that stuff anymore.

Mark

I will, I will end up playing at some point.

Mark

I'll end up playing at some point.

Mark

What about you?

Mark

If you had to pre order one that wasn't Survivor sequel, which one would you pre order?

Gary

It would either be the, the Ragtag project, ragtag game.

Gary

If it is going to be in the ilk of the Uncharted.

Gary

Because they're really good games, the Uncharted games.

Gary

Especially the last three.

Gary

Two or three, just real.

Gary

You don't have to think too much, you know, you don't have to worry about scaling up like your level trees.

Gary

And it's just a real cinematic, story driven game.

Gary

So that could be quite cool if the characters are done right with that one.

Gary

So it's either that one or Eclipse, I think.

Gary

I think if Eclipse is done well and they steer clear of some of the, some of the crap we had in the Acolyte, that could be very cool from a story perspective.

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

Because that trailer was really stylized and really at some point you thought is this a trailer for like Dune or something?

Gary

Or is it, you know, like that old Blade Runner, Dune style.

Gary

Dune, sorry, style sci.

Mark

Like Dune.

Gary

Dune.

Gary

You read the books?

Mark

Read the books.

Mark

You read the Doom books?

Mark

Have you?

Mark

Didn't think so.

Gary

I haven't got.

Gary

I haven't got three years spare.

Mark

I got the whole Dune trilogy right in one book.

Mark

It's about fucking six foot four.

Gary

Have you read them?

Gary

Have you read it?

Mark

No.

Mark

I get bogged down with Star wars shite, don't I?

Gary

Well, you might have finished that in a quicker time than you did.

Gary

What was that Jedi book you're reading?

Mark

Living Force.

Mark

Oh, let's.

Mark

Yeah, I finished all the Star wars ones.

Mark

Got caught up.

Mark

Let's move to another Sandy book in space.

Gary

Yeah, let's not, let's not do that.

Gary

Yeah, apparently they are classic books though.

Gary

Who knows?

Gary

Yeah, last one to finish up with.

Gary

This should be a non story, really.

Gary

It should be.

Gary

But because this is Star wars, it's obviously hilariously been latched onto by a portion of fandom.

Gary

So this comes the reason why, why it's.

Gary

It's a story because it has appeared in some of the.

Gary

The bigger news outlets.

Gary

So here in the uk, the Daily Mail, this is their website, Mail Online and I've seen it pop up in another few outlets as well.

Gary

Is this stormtrooper called Sister, which is the first official at least transgender character to appear in the Star wars universe.

Gary

And I think this comes via a new book that's just launched with this character.

Gary

Where is it?

Gary

So yeah, so there was a bit of fan art.

Gary

So the character itself has been knocking around for a little while and then there was some fan art for it and then the characters was picked up and.

Gary

And there's was part of a recent book.

Gary

What's the book.

Gary

Is it A Queen's Hope is the book that they first appeared in.

Gary

I think that was the book.

Gary

And so, yeah, this.

Gary

This dreadlocked sporting soldier, stormtrooper soldier is a thing.

Gary

Like, we've got the first official image, which is in a.

Gary

Which has come from Lucasfilm and Star wars and whatnot.

Gary

So the reason why it should be a non story is because it's, you know, it's 2024, but Star wars fandom are not too happy with it.

Gary

So they've screenshotted a few tweets and stuff.

Gary

There's only a few, but it is the voice of quite a sizable chunk of fandom.

Gary

So someone says, I remember when Star wars used to be about space wizards, epic adventures, and lightsaber combat.

Gary

Now it's this with a bunch of emojis.

Gary

Somebody else says, this can't be real.

Gary

Got to be a parody.

Gary

There is no freaking way.

Gary

And then somebody says this.

Gary

She literally has the trans flag on her armor.

Gary

The transgender flag.

Gary

This is supposed to be a galaxy far away, not downtown California.

Gary

These people just love to kill escapism and fantasy.

Gary

So, mate, yeah, fans are not happy, as usual, about something to do with Star Wars.

Mark

It's a weird thing, isn't it, this, because I do get both perspectives on it.

Mark

And I'm not saying that the trolls are right, but I'm saying that I understand sort of the point of the escapism element of it, but at the same point, like, who cares?

Mark

Live and let live.

Mark

Like, if everyone.

Mark

You know, we live in a world where there's a requirement for more representation.

Mark

And as much we're set.

Mark

As much as we're setting these stories in alien galaxies and, you know, beyond, they are still written by people from Earth.

Mark

So, you know, it's always going to reflect the times and the fact that it's not escapism.

Mark

It fucking ally and New Hope was Vietnam War inspired.

Mark

You know, we talked about it earlier.

Mark

Neo Fascism, neo Nazism.

Mark

And so, like, they've always had.

Mark

They've always had undertones of.

Mark

Of politicism and social commentary and everything else that went on it.

Mark

This is no different.

Mark

I do understand people saying, well, sort of, what's the point?

Mark

Because I just don't think.

Mark

And I'm saying I understand it because I see that they won't get why it's not a problem, because if it causes you offense, then there's.

Mark

There's something clearly wrong with probably you getting offended by everything.

Mark

But then you can just.

Mark

You don't.

Mark

Like, if you don't.

Mark

If you don't, if you're not interested in what difference does it make to you?

Mark

You can, like, this character exists.

Mark

It's just a character who gives a.

Mark

You can just move on and you can enjoy stuff.

Mark

And you know, I mean, it's not like someone should see this and go, do you know what?

Mark

I disagree with this.

Mark

So I'm never going to enjoy Star Wars.

Mark

Like, who cares?

Mark

You know, like, it sort of makes no sense.

Mark

I, like I said, I do get the perspective because I understand that they just simply won't get it.

Mark

And I just, I, it's just a shame that you can, you can put stuff out to try and basically inspire other people that it's not like this is not to force transgender, transgenderism into Star wars.

Mark

It's to help people that might be struggling with things to understand that it's cool.

Mark

Like, you know, even the people at Disney and the people that have got these billion dollar franchises that they keep canceling, you know, they still think about people like you and you can identify, I think we all need to identify it.

Mark

Like, that's why the moaning, boring, middle aged twat of an old white guy loves Predator and loves Commando and loves Rocky and loves anything with Van Dam in it.

Mark

Because it's like, ah, identify with that.

Mark

Look at me, I'm inspired.

Mark

I'm gonna do it.

Mark

But it's because it's not Van Damme or Stallone or any of that.

Mark

They're like, oh no, I don't like that.

Mark

That's not my inspiration.

Mark

So why should we like it?

Mark

And it's so, yeah, you know, I mean, Star wars fans are outing themselves as like the biggest twats in the world.

Mark

A lot of them, like the males will just wear signs on their armor that just says twat because they're just, It's a difficult.

Mark

I always think about this like through the lens of being a parent and you know, having a young kid, not an older kid, like a young kid.

Mark

How would you explain that to your kid?

Mark

How do you say that person doesn't like this character because they don't like something that they deem to be different?

Mark

Like, how would you explain that to a kid?

Mark

And if you were sat there in front of like one of the trolls, they would.

Mark

And you would just say you were trying to ask them to explain it to your kid.

Mark

They would probably attack your kid or you for trying to understand it.

Mark

And it's like, it's the same old argument.

Mark

All they'll do is be like, oh, you're woke.

Mark

It's like the get out of jail free card in it.

Mark

It's the get out of jail free car.

Mark

When there's no decent argument, there's no way to think of anything.

Mark

You don't have the brains to articulate anything.

Mark

And you don't know that you're stupid enough to not argue with.

Mark

You just go, oh, you're walk, aren't you?

Mark

Oh, you're offended by everything.

Mark

And you're like, well, wait a minute.

Mark

All the one tweeting you peck.

Mark

So I.

Mark

I'm always disappointed by this stuff, dude.

Mark

I just think I, like I said, I understand why they do it because they don't get why it needs to be done.

Mark

And what difference does it make if you don't like it, just move on.

Mark

Like, I don't like Captain Phasma.

Mark

She's boring as a character.

Mark

But I don't go and tweet about it because I don't care.

Mark

I just understand that other people like it and like that character.

Mark

So, yeah, we rant about that all day, man.

Mark

But people are absolute morons a lot of the time.

Gary

It's weird, isn't it?

Gary

Yeah.

Gary

I think everyone just needs a.

Gary

They feel like they have to have a voice on stuff these days.

Mark

It's always the voice, though, that's like, it's always the same voice.

Mark

It's always the quote unquote anti work.

Mark

And like, you can never have a discussion with them because like I said, all they'll do is go your work.

Mark

And you can't.

Mark

They just hit you back with the whole, oh, you get offended at everything.

Mark

Like, no, it's not.

Mark

You cannot.

Mark

We're having a discussion and you have nowhere else to go with it.

Mark

So all you do is start saying things like that.

Mark

It's.

Mark

It genuinely is the classic, you can't argue with stupid people.

Mark

It genuinely is.

Mark

Because they don't know the stupid.

Gary

That's what I was going to say.

Gary

You can't, can't argue with stupid.

Gary

I think with a lot of people, they have too many fucks to give.

Gary

And I think that's something that maybe comes with age and wisdom and experience, I guess.

Gary

But like, the amount of, the amount of fucks that I wake up with in the morning is drastically less than when I was 20, 21.

Gary

Whatever.

Gary

I've got like three in the bag.

Gary

I used to wake up with like 50 of them.

Mark

Yeah.

Gary

But now, now I've got three.

Gary

A push and you know, tweeting about.

Gary

Tweeting about a photo of a transgender stormtrooper in a book that no one's gonna buy is not one of them.

Mark

Well, that's the thing.

Mark

In it, you wake up with, like, in my book, you've got two Belen credits.

Mark

Everyone's got two bell end credits, right?

Mark

You can spend one on a mistake and then the second time, you understand that.

Mark

Actually, that's, you know, fool me once and all that sort of stuff.

Mark

So everyone gets two bell end credits for me.

Mark

And that's it.

Mark

That's my version of not really caring about this stuff.

Mark

And it's like, wow.

Mark

You say, well, I could spend.

Mark

Like, why would I spend time tweeting this stuff?

Mark

I just go and do something that I enjoy doing.

Gary

Yeah, yeah.

Gary

And also, I think it's a case of they just don't want to.

Gary

They don't want to.

Gary

What's the word?

Gary

They have a problem with it.

Gary

And that's as far as they want to go.

Gary

They just want to close it off as.

Gary

Yeah, it's woke.

Gary

Whatever.

Gary

So if you were to.

Gary

If you were to say to them, look, let me just hit you with a scenario, right?

Gary

You're a teenager who is transgender, you know, and you hate the fact that the world hates you for it.

Gary

And there's all these cool Star wars conventions that you want to go to, but you can't because you feel like you're just going to be attacked or you're going to be made fun of, whatever.

Gary

You see this picture and about this character, and then that inspires you to then think, actually, it.

Gary

I'm just going to do it.

Gary

So I'm going to cosplay as this stormtrooper, and I'm going to go to this Star wars convention, and I fucking loved it.

Gary

Are you really telling me that you wouldn't want that experience for somebody?

Gary

They would be like, well, when you put it like that, yeah, you know, fair play to him.

Gary

You know, whatever.

Gary

It's like, well, hell, that's the whole point, mate.

Gary

You know, that's the thing, man.

Mark

Yeah, that's it.

Mark

And it's.

Mark

People are idiots, man.

Mark

And it's like the whole acolyte thing.

Mark

Like the same twats that are stuck in the mum's basement in the pants complaining about two witches are the same ones that are fucking porn or being lesbian porn because they've got fuck all else to do.

Mark

And it's.

Mark

Do you know what I mean?

Mark

Like, just in the pants.

Mark

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Mark

They're literally all the same.

Mark

They are.

Mark

There are.

Mark

They're either losers that don't do anything or losers that do too much and think they've achieved something.

Mark

And mostly that's everyone's that is doing this is a loser.

Mark

Like an actual loser.

Mark

Like, if you were to call them for genuine help, they wouldn't be able to do anything about it or ask them for ideas or solutions.

Mark

They wouldn't be able to do it.

Mark

Do you know what I mean?

Mark

All they do is be like, oh, I'll come down pub and fate if you want.

Mark

Fate if you want to fit.

Mark

You know what I mean?

Mark

Shut up.

Mark

You're a moron.

Mark

God.

Gary

Yeah, Talk about that.

Mark

Anyway, should probably put in it, shouldn't we?

Gary

We should.

Gary

So that is the.

Gary

The transgender character sister appearing in the book that's just released, Secrets of the Clone Troopers.

Gary

We'll see how well that goes down in terms of sales and stuff.

Gary

But yeah, let's stick a pin in it there, dude, for episode 237, Spark of Rebellion.

Gary

Alrighty.

Gary

Thank you very much for listening to another episode of Spark of Rebellion.

Gary

It's been great to have you along as we chat all the Star wars news, even if there's little of it, it's cool to break down and dive into some of that stuff.

Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

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Gary

Next time, dude.

Gary

Until then, it's been cool to chat as always.

Mark

Always fun, dude.

Mark

Yeah, yeah.

Mark

Bit of a ranty one, actually.

Mark

We thought it was gonna be a short one, didn't we?

Mark

But here we are.

Mark

Two things to rant about, but no, see you next week.

Mark

It'll be a fun one indeed.

Gary

Issa, until next time, take care of yourselves.

Gary

And may the Force be with.

Mark

Sa.