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Welcome in, everybody, to the craft beer Republic.

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Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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I am not as buff as flex, but I am Greg.

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And joining me from the east coast is still not as buff as flex, but it's flex, me, and

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Mel.

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What's happening?

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What's going on, Greg?

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Looks like the two of us have some big, short shorts to fill tonight without flex.

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Here with us, the biggest little shorts you've ever seen.

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Literally the smallest, largest shorts ever.

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Right?

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So little fabric, but such big legs to cover flex for, I think the first time since he

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joined the show back in 2021, unavailable tonight due to dying.

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He is currently dying right now, and we wish him a speedy recovery.

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But don't worry, the two of us make up one buff person, so we'll do what we can.

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We work out, but we definitely drink beer.

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Yeah, I totally work out so hard.

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Like, super hard.

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The hardest you've ever worked out before.

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Anyways, follow us on the socials at craft beer Republic and at Beer Girl, underscore Mel.

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And if you feel bad for flex, go ahead.

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Go give him a follow as well.

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Flex me or beer underscores in between.

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Lots to get to tonight, of course, we've got some booze news, some recaps.

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We have a voicemail from the homie chewyour beer.

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But I don't know about you, Mel.

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This is the episode I've been waiting for for weeks since we joked about it on the show.

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This is our dinosaur episode.

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We are gonna drink some garbage ass beers from the back of the fridge.

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Or maybe not garbage, but they've definitely been sitting on ice, and not in a friendly

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cellared kind of way.

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Yeah, that's right.

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We are gonna put some beer to the test and see if these hazies age as well as we do.

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Yeah, I'm even literally cracking mine right now.

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We'll see how.

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And I do.

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Just smells okay.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay, good.

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Yeah, my.

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Mine actually poured up pretty nice.

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Pretty excited.

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I think I I went the safe route.

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And for the viewers at home who aren't here with us, before we get to recording, I had

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another beer that I opened, and the smell was so nauseating, I had to have Lou remove it

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from the house.

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It was.

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And I was thinking to myself too, like, if I do drink this beer, how long can I make it

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before I have to run to the bathroom, like, mid show?

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Right?

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But I think that would have just been.

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I would have probably been hospitalized.

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So I'm glad that your reaction was priceless.

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It made me wish this was, like, a video podcast.

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I know I could have waited.

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I should have waited to crack it, but I'm also glad that I didn't.

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Yeah, it was pretty great.

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All right, well, in honor of our dinosaur beers, let's conduct a little science.

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From a bottle, from a can.

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Why don't people understand my inebriation beer science?

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That faded out quickly.

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All right, I am drinking, and this is great.

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Not only is it a dinosaur, but now this.

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Two breweries are sort of on the naughty list.

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It's a collab between Stone brewing.

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Heard of those fucks?

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And modern time?

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I guess modern times is technically off the naughty list because they sold or whatever, but

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stone is, of course, big beer now anyways.

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Collab with them.

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It's called wizards and gargoyles.

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It's a hazy coffee ipa.

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According to the back of the bottom of the can, it was canned on August 4 of 2020.

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Nothing says smart like saving a hazy for almost four years.

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You know, it's like they just slip away from you and then, you know, like we were saying,

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you might want to take a picture with it or somebody sent it to you in the mail.

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I mean, no, they didn't because that's illegal.

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But, yeah, we don't do that.

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You really want to savor it, and then before you know it, it's gone way too long and it's

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no longer saving it.

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You're just actually lost your chance.

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We've talked about this before.

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I think Flex is probably the king of this, where you get a beer in the mail from someone,

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and you're like, I need to put this on a pedestal because I need to take the world's best

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instagram photo, and I'm going to enjoy it and savor it and tell them how great it was.

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And here we are, four years later.

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No one drank it.

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Opportunity missed.

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It would have been better just to drink it and not photograph it.

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So real quick, 7% 51 ibus ended up with a three seven on untapped.

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The last check in.

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Wow.

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Somebody checked it in a couple weeks ago, actually.

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I don't know why.

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I don't know where they got it from.

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There's a super long description from stone.

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As per usual, not going to fucking read at all.

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I will tell you, the hops in here are citra cashmere, centennial, HBC 682 and HBC 692.

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I remember really enjoying this beer.

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It was a weird combo of, like, hazy and coffee.

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Two things I enjoy separately.

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Didn't think I would enjoy together.

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But it was surprisingly not bad.

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Now, smell is pretty muted.

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It's a little hoppy.

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It's a little more coffee than hoppy on the nose.

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On ye olde tongue jubber.

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It's a little.

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Tastes like somebody left coffee out for a few weeks and then added it to, like, a stale

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beer.

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Like, it's still surprisingly carbonated.

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Like, carbonation never dropped, but the hop profile obviously fell the fuck out.

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And the coffee just tastes stale.

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As you can see, it's still hazy.

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So it didn't color drop itself down or anything like that.

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I mean, not the worst beer I've ever put in my mouth.

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Would I purposely finish the rest of this?

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I don't think so.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I brought me a backup beer.

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I brought me a inegran a lager.

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Cause sounds delicious.

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And it's hot out.

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So there you have it, folks.

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Yeah, I'm gonna drink a pills from innogrand.

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What are you pulling out of the fucking grave over there?

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All right, so I have been holding onto this beer for probably about a year and a half.

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It is a babe brew.

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It's a hazy ipa.

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I'm gonna butcher the name.

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Saint Hublon.

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It's one of the French, is it?

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Okay, cool.

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It's one of the french breweries that did the charity beer for the beer babes family.

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And everything is in French on the can, so I cannot read you a description.

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However, it is 7.4%.

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And like yours, Greg, mine did have a really nice amount of carbonation.

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Still, if you look at the color, though, you can see like, it's kind of oxidized.

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Yeah, a little lackluster.

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Really.

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Nothing on the nose whatsoever.

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Let's give it a taste.

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Very bitter.

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That face says it all.

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The hops have completely fallen off on this one.

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You do get a little bit of the hop burn on the back end, but I'm getting, like, a lot of

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malts.

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Oh, yeah.

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And then it's kind of like that repeating, sort of.

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You gotta brush your teeth after this one.

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Less of a hazy, more of a west coast taste.

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Not the worst thing either.

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I'm not gonna say that it's really lost.

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Its not lackluster.

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I wouldn't say that, but, yeah, I'm with you.

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I think this is more.

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I think what we learned from this quick science experiment of two sibs is that hazies have

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to be drank a little bit sooner so you don't lose the hop flavor and profile that you wanna

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have in that kind of a beer.

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So every brewer ever listening right now is like, no shit.

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We have been screaming this for years.

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Please drink your beers fresh.

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What are you doing hanging onto them for years?

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We did not need science to figure this out.

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Exactly.

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Sorry.

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Yeah, sorry, brewers, but, uh, we're stubborn.

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What can we say?

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Yeah, I feel like we also amp this up a little bit.

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Like, that's it.

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The dinosaur portion's over.

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Flex, where are you?

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Where's your flex?

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We're extended.

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I will.

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I will say when I had this episode in mind, there was a beer that I thought was still in my

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fridge that I even consulted with the wife tonight was like, hey, remember this beer?

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And that is.

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I think it was called pancakes.

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Either pancakes or pancakes.

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Something to do with pancakes.

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Oh, is it.

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Was it by Hubbard's cave?

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No, it was from Renegade Brewing.

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And we did an interview with Renegade brewing back in.

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Geez, I think it was 2018.

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And we had a few beers on the episode as we were doing the interview, and then afterwards,

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all we did was open cans.

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And he goes, hey, here's all the rest of the four and six packs we broke into, if you'd

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like to take them.

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I was like, oh, and we were in Colorado at the time.

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Gates out of Denver.

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I was like, oh, beer for the rest of our trip and some to smuggle home.

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Absolutely right.

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So, anyways, we took it home with us, and that's what I just looked it up.

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It's from September of 2018.

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That's when we did the interview.

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So, uh, I swear we still had it.

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The wife says she thinks we threw it out.

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I if we did, I would have at least tried it, just for science reasons.

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So, uh, I don't think I ever just truly throw a beer out without at least cracking it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Not that last one.

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And by the way, just so you guys all know, it had, like, caramel and vanilla ice cream and

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some other lactose stuff, so it really was not safe, and it was, like, almost two years

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old, so.

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Yeah.

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And a special shout out to renegade with that pancakes one, because they just announced

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that they're closing, and I'm very sad to see that happen.

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They're a great brewery in Denver.

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Sounded like it was some landlord issues, and possibly they'll pop back up.

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I really hope so.

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Great beer.

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Great guy Brian over there.

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If they.

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I think you got a couple weeks left, so go get some renegade while they're still open.

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And, hey, vogue, drink your beer fresh.

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Yes.

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That's what we've learned tonight.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Unless it's meant to be aged and then have it at the appropriate temperature.

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Right.

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And I feel like, best case scenario, I drank a beer that was from stone, which, you know, a

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large brewery.

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You know, they're canning things, right?

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Like this could have been a bajillion times worse.

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Yeah.

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The preservative methods are there, but as.

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You can hear, I'm going with my backup.

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Hello, Pilsner.

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And my.

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My backup didn't make it to me.

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I might have to drink this, or I might have to run it to my refrigerator.

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Backup boy, where are you?

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Oh, he heard me, and he woke up.

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He's coming over with the backup beer in one hand and street meats in the other.

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He actually is that.

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There's one thing that Louis.

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It is reliable.

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Yeah.

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Not all angels count on him for making sure things get done the way they need to.

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Right in the nick of time.

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Just in time.

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So.

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All right, let us know, guys, do you have any Dino beers you're waiting to try?

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I'd love to hear, hear about it, do a little review, send us a voicemail or something.

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805538 beer or you know where to find us on the socials.

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Um, all right.

252
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Mother's Day just happened.

253
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You guys do anything good?

254
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I know you got chill ins and all that stuff.

255
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We.

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We have the children.

257
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Um, it went pretty well.

258
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We went to my sister's house.

259
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Uh, my parents were there.

260
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My sisters were there.

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All the kids were running around.

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We.

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We put.

264
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We had a good old time in a very short amount of time, I think.

265
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Was there a pasta course?

266
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No, this isn't that side of the family.

267
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Oh, okay.

268
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We just did, like, brunch.

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So it was, like, bagels.

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Like, good bagels.

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Like, we're from the bagel capital of New York, if anybody ever comes to visit.

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But we just had, like, a brunch spread and maybe, like, three or four magnums of prosecco.

273
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Nice.

274
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So a good time was had by all.

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And actually, my pasta course came in the evening, and I just finished it when I got home

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from dinner tonight.

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Fantastic.

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Zupa de mar.

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I think one of my favorite leftover things is not just pasta, but lasagna.

280
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Leftover lasagna.

281
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Like, it sits there and the flavors meld.

282
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Yeah.

283
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Oh, so good.

284
00:12:06,074 --> 00:12:07,954
Almost better leftover than fresh.

285
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100%.

286
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Like, day one or day two.

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Even after it's, like, so good, all those flavors really settle in, and sauce gets all

288
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soaked up into the noodles.

289
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Oh, now I'm getting.

290
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Just thinking about it.

291
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The last time I made lasagna, I had to make it for, like, 20 people.

292
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And I even made it a day and a half out.

293
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I was like, you know what?

294
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This is going to save me so much time.

295
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Day of.

296
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Plus, I think it's going to make it better.

297
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And it did.

298
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I made it a couple days or day and a half out, and then as we kneaded it, I just heated it

299
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up in the oven nice and slow.

300
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Absolutely.

301
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That's the best way to do it.

302
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I've told flex, though, and I don't know if I've told you, but the only time I make lasagna

303
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is for funerals.

304
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,008
It's a funeral food.

305
00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:43,840
Oh, is it?

306
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Yeah.

307
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So we don't.

308
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Not everybody's like that, but for me, the only time we do lasagna is when somebody's dead.

309
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Otherwise it's big zd.

310
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We'll do like a big ziti or something like that.

311
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So anytime I see a picture of lasagna on the gram, I'll wish my condolences to you.

312
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Someone died?

313
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Yeah.

314
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Chandan, what did we have?

315
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Oh, I made it for Thanksgiving.

316
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That's what I made it for.

317
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People do that?

318
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:05,618
Yeah.

319
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Thanksgiving, Christmas.

320
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Yeah.

321
00:13:07,442 --> 00:13:08,402
I'm not even italian.

322
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:09,842
I'm just tired of turkey.

323
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And so I've been for the last few years trying to do different shit on Thanksgiving.

324
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For a couple years, I used to feed some tri tips, and this year, or most recently, I did

325
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some lasagna.

326
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And I'm not mad about it.

327
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I'm tired.

328
00:13:21,264 --> 00:13:22,712
People's dry ass turkey.

329
00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:23,744
I love turkey.

330
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:24,624
I'm the opposite.

331
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,344
Like, give me.

332
00:13:25,384 --> 00:13:26,136
Give me those legs.

333
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,824
I'm gonna fight over it with someone.

334
00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:29,192
I love a good smoked turkey.

335
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,048
I don't have a smoker.

336
00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:31,048
I don't have room for it.

337
00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:34,480
But I'm down with, like, a good smoked turkey or if someone actually knows what they're

338
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doing.

339
00:13:34,776 --> 00:13:36,496
But overall, it's too dry.

340
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But anyways, mother.

341
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Oh, mother's day.

342
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We convinced my mom to, I don't have kids, which is, you know, I can do whatever the fuck I

343
00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:44,800
want.

344
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Basically, I can sleep in.

345
00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:50,304
But instead convinced my mom to go up to my sister's house.

346
00:13:50,384 --> 00:13:53,232
She lives now where we go wakeboarding every year.

347
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:56,056
We had our first wakeboarding trip that you were like, hey, let's make it a mother's day

348
00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:00,296
trip, aka it's the first warm weekend, and we really wanted to go wakeboarding.

349
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:05,416
So if we rope you into it, we won't feel as guilty about it while we wakeboard.

350
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:05,952
Absolutely.

351
00:14:06,048 --> 00:14:08,528
Hey, Greg, did your sister just get married?

352
00:14:08,696 --> 00:14:09,176
Is that right?

353
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:09,632
Did you hear?

354
00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:10,778
Did you hear about that?

355
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,326
Have I heard about it for, like, four years.

356
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,086
It wasn't finally happened.

357
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:15,934
Uh, her.

358
00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:19,790
Her now husband posted something on the gram over the weekend about, like, got to get

359
00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:23,814
married and blah, blah, blah, flex commented, y'all got married.

360
00:14:23,974 --> 00:14:24,702
Amazing.

361
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,238
I was like, oh, my hero.

362
00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:27,514
He is so great.

363
00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:30,598
If you're out there listening, no shade at all.

364
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:31,846
I just listened to the.

365
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:36,014
I'm a podcast listener, so I've been following along throughout the years.

366
00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:37,834
Yeah, first time, long time.

367
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:39,420
So, yeah, so it was good.

368
00:14:39,492 --> 00:14:43,596
We did a bunch of wine tasting after wakeboarding, got nice and buzzy, and.

369
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,084
There'S nothing better than that.

370
00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:45,636
Really?

371
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,172
Yeah.

372
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:49,460
And we went home, made dinner for the mom, so it seemed like we were doing something for

373
00:14:49,492 --> 00:14:54,684
her and woke up on Mother's Day and did more wakeboarding and like, hey, this is for you,

374
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:54,972
mom.

375
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,004
You get to watch your adult children go wakeboarding.

376
00:14:58,124 --> 00:14:59,636
And so there you go.

377
00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:00,452
Good times.

378
00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:01,980
She probably loves being on the boat.

379
00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:02,916
No, mom, not at all.

380
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:03,436
No.

381
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:04,304
Really?

382
00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:05,032
Yeah.

383
00:15:05,128 --> 00:15:05,584
Oh, no.

384
00:15:05,624 --> 00:15:06,712
The moms are like.

385
00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:08,648
They're like, where's the cooler at?

386
00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:09,600
Where's the music?

387
00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:11,520
And then they just like, sit back and chill.

388
00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:13,264
They're like, this water is great.

389
00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:14,752
Very soothing for the soul.

390
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:15,784
They love it.

391
00:15:15,904 --> 00:15:19,592
She's not an outdoorsy person, you know, she put up with it when we were kids.

392
00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:20,624
Cause, like, we were kids.

393
00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:21,664
Yeah, you have to.

394
00:15:21,784 --> 00:15:22,520
You have to.

395
00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:26,104
Plus, they weren't gonna pay to take us somewhere real, so that was our vacation every

396
00:15:26,144 --> 00:15:26,632
year.

397
00:15:26,768 --> 00:15:28,856
I love it now I'll be too.

398
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:29,120
Now.

399
00:15:29,152 --> 00:15:31,176
It's like she hasn't been up there in like, five years.

400
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,792
And hey, you wanna do a mother's day trip?

401
00:15:33,848 --> 00:15:36,192
And we'll package it as it's for you.

402
00:15:36,328 --> 00:15:36,896
She bought it.

403
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,144
So good for us.

404
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,164
Woohoo.

405
00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:41,048
We took her out wine tasting.

406
00:15:41,136 --> 00:15:43,080
She loves wine, so that works out.

407
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:46,056
One of our memberships, we, Austin hope family wines.

408
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,768
We're going to the lady who's pouring her wines and she.

409
00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:49,840
My mom doesn't drink red.

410
00:15:49,872 --> 00:15:51,232
And she's like, all right, and for you?

411
00:15:51,248 --> 00:15:53,168
And she goes, you know, I really don't drink red.

412
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,272
Can you do anything else for me?

413
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,752
She's like, oh, I got you.

414
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:56,664
She was so nice.

415
00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:58,704
She went, like, digging into the back of the fridge.

416
00:15:58,744 --> 00:16:00,376
Fucking dinosaur wines or whatever.

417
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,976
She pulled out some whites no one had seen in like three years.

418
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,760
And wow.

419
00:16:03,872 --> 00:16:05,030
Yeah, it was good times.

420
00:16:05,192 --> 00:16:05,842
So now.

421
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,426
Now what makes it different when it's wine?

422
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,562
That it ages better?

423
00:16:10,698 --> 00:16:12,294
I don't know, science.

424
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:14,298
Grape juice ages better.

425
00:16:14,386 --> 00:16:17,010
I'm sure the alcohol percentage has something to do with it.

426
00:16:17,162 --> 00:16:18,354
Oh, that's true.

427
00:16:18,514 --> 00:16:21,106
That in and of itself, like, preserves everything.

428
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:25,434
Yeah, barrel aged stouts last forever, but loggers don't, you know?

429
00:16:25,474 --> 00:16:26,882
So I guess that sort of makes sense.

430
00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:29,194
But anyways, you know, good times.

431
00:16:29,314 --> 00:16:32,544
I have to say, this is my first beer in, like, over a week.

432
00:16:32,714 --> 00:16:34,076
It's fucking hitting the lips.

433
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:34,964
Oh, God.

434
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:35,468
I lied.

435
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:35,772
Actually.

436
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:41,396
On Saturday, part of our Mother's Day excursion was with my family of runners.

437
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,604
Was I ran a half marathon with the fam and.

438
00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:45,268
Oh, no big deal.

439
00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:46,292
Half marathon, no big deal.

440
00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:49,100
Hadn't run since January when we did all the Disney stuff.

441
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:52,356
But they're like, you want to go run a half marathon on fresh legs?

442
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:53,476
I'm like, yeah, sucks.

443
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,012
Yeah, I'll fuck around and get a triple double.

444
00:16:55,108 --> 00:16:56,300
It's no big deal.

445
00:16:56,372 --> 00:16:59,636
But then afterwards, I did get to hit up a bunch of local breweries.

446
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,004
Lou schlepped me around.

447
00:17:01,084 --> 00:17:02,156
I went to Tin barn.

448
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,748
I went to drownlands.

449
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:05,564
We stopped at Aspire after that.

450
00:17:05,604 --> 00:17:10,548
So I did get my fix of beer this weekend, but it has been a long time for me as well.

451
00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:10,988
Yeah.

452
00:17:11,036 --> 00:17:11,964
Getting older.

453
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:12,700
Oh, man.

454
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:16,404
If anybody's listening to or had listened to the last episode, they heard flex and I talk

455
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:18,892
about how we're trying to shed a few lbs.

456
00:17:19,028 --> 00:17:19,744
Oh.

457
00:17:20,444 --> 00:17:21,580
Especially when you're drinking beer.

458
00:17:21,652 --> 00:17:22,820
I've noticed, you know, the.

459
00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:24,180
The wine is a little bit easier.

460
00:17:24,212 --> 00:17:24,900
The red wine.

461
00:17:24,972 --> 00:17:29,216
Cause, you know, less cows, way less carbs than beer, way less filling.

462
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,784
So did a lot of red wine.

463
00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:33,280
Even better is the seltzer and I talked about last show.

464
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:33,848
I'm gonna.

465
00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:35,408
I'm gonna attempt the Seltzer diet.

466
00:17:35,456 --> 00:17:37,784
I just haven't been back to Costco since we recorded.

467
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:42,744
I need to get, like, a fresh, you know, Costco sized box of seltzers to try this out with.

468
00:17:42,824 --> 00:17:43,464
For sure.

469
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,992
Last me at least three days.

470
00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:49,964
Well, I'm like, the problem with seltzers is that they just go down so smooth.

471
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:54,920
You end up drinking like, eight or ten and, like, you still feel pretty good.

472
00:17:54,952 --> 00:17:56,144
You know, you're not too wasted.

473
00:17:56,184 --> 00:17:57,112
Cause they're low abv.

474
00:17:57,168 --> 00:17:59,898
But twelve pack does not last in this house.

475
00:18:00,026 --> 00:18:00,666
That's why we gotta go.

476
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:01,626
You gotta go to Costco?

477
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:04,298
Yeah, we need the fucking army sized seltzers.

478
00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:05,314
Otherwise, just.

479
00:18:05,354 --> 00:18:06,642
Just doesn't get the job done.

480
00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:08,850
Aspire actually started brewing seltzers?

481
00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:12,426
Well, they have been since their inception, but they have some pretty good ones, and they

482
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:17,170
have real fruit juice in them, so they're not as low calorie.

483
00:18:17,202 --> 00:18:20,802
They're about 150 calories per can.

484
00:18:20,978 --> 00:18:22,562
But they taste amazing.

485
00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:27,856
Like, it almost tastes like more of, like, a sour than a seltzer.

486
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,640
See, that would make it so much easier to swap out for the beer.

487
00:18:31,752 --> 00:18:32,360
Exactly.

488
00:18:32,432 --> 00:18:33,672
But not like a fruited sour.

489
00:18:33,728 --> 00:18:34,528
Not heavily fruited.

490
00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:35,568
Like, it's light, it's clear.

491
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,000
Like more like a Berliner type of.

492
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:37,968
Yeah, exactly.

493
00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:39,632
Yeah, that's my jam right there, Evan.

494
00:18:39,648 --> 00:18:40,216
Oh, great.

495
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:40,496
Evan.

496
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,256
I've been doing some light research into making my own.

497
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,104
The hard part is that flavor part.

498
00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:48,768
Cause, like, if you put in your fruit puree, that was hard for me to say.

499
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,400
Um, you get the cows, you get the carbs and that kind of stuff.

500
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:56,330
I'm trying to figure out how to flavor it up without adding all kinds of shit to it.

501
00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:58,738
So a lot of them use dextrose now.

502
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:01,450
Like, dextrose or as flavoring?

503
00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:02,026
I.

504
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:05,522
Or, like, that's how they get the alcohol to be there.

505
00:19:05,618 --> 00:19:06,970
Yeah, I mean, it's just sugar water.

506
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,874
Yeah, sugar water and champagne yeast.

507
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:12,314
The champagne yeast eats up all the sugar, leaves you with, like, no, almost no sugar and a

508
00:19:12,314 --> 00:19:12,954
little bit of alcohol.

509
00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:14,858
And then you gotta flavor it somehow.

510
00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:16,802
But, uh, I gotta do some more research.

511
00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:21,016
I realized Nick, formerly a 14 cannons, he works for a flavor company.

512
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,856
So I need to hit him up and be like, hey, what can I.

513
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,792
What can I add to my seltzers to make it not taste like a dirty butt?

514
00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:27,232
So.

515
00:19:27,328 --> 00:19:29,256
Well, you know, I am your seltzer girl.

516
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,404
That is how this all started.

517
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:37,024
Yeah, that's Bud light Seltzers anonymous, so I'll gladly try your homebrew seltzer.

518
00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:41,512
Yeah, this all started because you made flex drink some shitty bud light seltzers after you

519
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:41,728
lost.

520
00:19:41,776 --> 00:19:43,284
Was it losing fantasy football?

521
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:44,516
Yes, that was.

522
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:45,540
I don't know if he lost it.

523
00:19:45,572 --> 00:19:48,420
I think I threatened him, or I think that's what I made him chug.

524
00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:51,964
He lost against me in, like, one week, and we were doing these chugs.

525
00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:56,556
Whoever lost, and I was like, you have to chug one of these seltzers, and I'm going to send

526
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:57,148
them to you.

527
00:19:57,236 --> 00:20:02,116
And I spent that shipping on a cruddy seltzer to just make sure that he held up his end of

528
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,044
the bargain.

529
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:08,444
I love that you had to pay to, like, you probably sending him four seltzers probably cost

530
00:20:08,484 --> 00:20:13,070
the same as, like, the twelve pack of the Seltzers, if not more, just so he would have to

531
00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:13,998
live up to a bet.

532
00:20:14,086 --> 00:20:15,230
I mean, don't get it twisted.

533
00:20:15,262 --> 00:20:17,550
I sent him a lot of really good beer in there, too.

534
00:20:17,622 --> 00:20:21,434
You'd be surprised at how many cans you can actually fit into one of those boxes.

535
00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:26,550
But really, I lost my dignity when I drank them with him because they tasted like shit.

536
00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:28,150
So there's that.

537
00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:29,750
Yeah, if you guys.

538
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,790
I should have looked up what episode that was.

539
00:20:31,822 --> 00:20:36,560
Cause that was fucking hilarious when he described it, how horrible those were.

540
00:20:36,662 --> 00:20:38,508
Those were really, really not good.

541
00:20:38,556 --> 00:20:40,588
And I'm surprised that some people liked them.

542
00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:42,676
It tasted like drinking a yankee candle.

543
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:43,532
It really did.

544
00:20:43,628 --> 00:20:43,908
That's good.

545
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:44,684
The flavor was.

546
00:20:44,764 --> 00:20:47,344
I think they got the flavor from yankee candle.

547
00:20:47,884 --> 00:20:49,144
It's so good.

548
00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:52,164
I think it's batch 327.

549
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:53,404
I did a quick search.

550
00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:57,460
The fact that you could search that so quickly, did you type in my name to find it?

551
00:20:57,572 --> 00:20:59,004
I typed in Bud light Seltzer.

552
00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:01,556
Oh, and I'm on the one after episode, right.

553
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:04,412
If you go to our website, click on archive.

554
00:21:04,468 --> 00:21:06,940
We got all the old shows that you can search for things.

555
00:21:07,012 --> 00:21:07,460
Good to know.

556
00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:08,612
Type in Bud light seltzer.

557
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:09,300
Popped right up.

558
00:21:09,332 --> 00:21:15,460
So episode 327, if you guys want to hear Flex's description of having to chug these fucking

559
00:21:15,492 --> 00:21:17,544
Yankee candle bullshits.

560
00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:18,824
Oh, my God.

561
00:21:19,164 --> 00:21:19,612
Yeah.

562
00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:25,996
So anywho, all right, before we get to news, like I said, the homie chew your beer called

563
00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:26,620
in.

564
00:21:26,772 --> 00:21:27,956
Haven't heard from him in a while.

565
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,196
Let's see what's going on.

566
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:29,820
Hello?

567
00:21:29,932 --> 00:21:32,100
No one is available to take your call.

568
00:21:32,212 --> 00:21:34,640
Please leave a message after the tone.

569
00:21:34,812 --> 00:21:36,184
Yo, what's up, crappy republic?

570
00:21:36,224 --> 00:21:39,632
True, your beer has been a long time since I've called in.

571
00:21:39,768 --> 00:21:40,504
So here you go.

572
00:21:40,544 --> 00:21:41,688
Quick little recap.

573
00:21:41,816 --> 00:21:43,424
Couple weeks ago, I got really sick.

574
00:21:43,464 --> 00:21:49,024
I was shitting out of my face and pissing out on my ass for about five days after I got

575
00:21:49,064 --> 00:21:49,480
better.

576
00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:51,720
Haven't had a beer for like 13 days.

577
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:55,480
So we decided to go to creature comfort in downtown LA.

578
00:21:55,632 --> 00:21:59,056
Pulled up, pulled out, homie couldn't find a spot to park.

579
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:05,412
And if I did, I wasn't going to walk my wife down a block of fucking zombies, homie.

580
00:22:05,508 --> 00:22:07,332
It's like an apocalypse out there.

581
00:22:07,428 --> 00:22:09,604
Crackheads, homeless people everywhere.

582
00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:13,692
Didn't feel safe taking her through all that, so we headed over to Glendale Tap.

583
00:22:13,748 --> 00:22:17,428
Luckily, they had a highland park and everywhere beer takeover.

584
00:22:17,596 --> 00:22:18,340
Phenomenal.

585
00:22:18,412 --> 00:22:19,228
Had everything.

586
00:22:19,316 --> 00:22:19,932
Delicious.

587
00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:21,184
Everything was great.

588
00:22:21,684 --> 00:22:27,580
After that, I hit my 3000 unique untaply on Untap.

589
00:22:27,772 --> 00:22:28,676
Yay to me.

590
00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:30,188
Congratulations to myself.

591
00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:31,340
So, yeah, that's it.

592
00:22:31,412 --> 00:22:32,980
All right, homies, is chew your beer.

593
00:22:33,092 --> 00:22:33,356
Yeah.

594
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:33,596
Nos.

595
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:33,940
Watcho.

596
00:22:33,972 --> 00:22:34,944
Peace out, eh?

597
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,556
There's a couple breweries like that around here.

598
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:42,948
Like, McLeod is one of them, where if you roll up, man, you better carry some pepper spray

599
00:22:43,036 --> 00:22:45,140
or a side gun or something.

600
00:22:45,292 --> 00:22:46,724
Isn't that downtown La?

601
00:22:46,804 --> 00:22:49,420
Isn't that like the total of downtown LA is.

602
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:52,116
Aren't they all there, right?

603
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:55,004
Downtown LA is pretty rough.

604
00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:56,264
I've heard that.

605
00:22:56,884 --> 00:22:59,108
So, Flex, are you shitting out of your mouth?

606
00:22:59,156 --> 00:23:01,476
Did you meet up with chew your beer or what?

607
00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,244
We need to know about shit out of your mouth.

608
00:23:03,324 --> 00:23:05,104
Mystery illness that you have.

609
00:23:05,404 --> 00:23:07,704
Yeah, maybe they were making out or something.

610
00:23:08,444 --> 00:23:12,300
I'm sure that he would meet up with Chew your beer before he would meet up with us in real

611
00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:12,884
life.

612
00:23:13,044 --> 00:23:14,772
I know he's a dick like that.

613
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:15,468
Yeah, a little bit.

614
00:23:15,516 --> 00:23:16,260
But he's.

615
00:23:16,412 --> 00:23:18,180
He's my favorite dick, so, you know.

616
00:23:18,212 --> 00:23:18,476
Right.

617
00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:19,860
You gotta just be cool with it.

618
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,534
He's a real thick, throbbing dick.

619
00:23:23,394 --> 00:23:24,186
Sorry, flex.

620
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,294
Oh, my gosh.

621
00:23:25,794 --> 00:23:29,210
I've not been to creature comforts, chew.

622
00:23:29,362 --> 00:23:31,490
I probably won't now, thanks to you.

623
00:23:31,602 --> 00:23:34,618
I don't even think I've had any of their beer, to be honest.

624
00:23:34,786 --> 00:23:38,626
You know, that's so far out of the realm of what I understand being an east coaster and

625
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:47,634
all, but I will say that we were in New York two weekends ago, and the vibe is just not the

626
00:23:47,674 --> 00:23:49,708
same as what it used to be, for sure.

627
00:23:49,756 --> 00:23:51,884
Like, the streets are definitely not the same.

628
00:23:52,004 --> 00:23:55,588
It's like giving eighties, which was very dangerous in New York.

629
00:23:55,676 --> 00:23:56,492
You guys don't know that.

630
00:23:56,548 --> 00:24:01,204
Is this trip two weeks ago, the trip where you guys had brunch and then street meats

631
00:24:01,244 --> 00:24:04,284
decided to fucking hit up the farmer's market and keep eating.

632
00:24:04,364 --> 00:24:07,988
Did you see the food was outrageous at that?

633
00:24:08,076 --> 00:24:13,588
Like, Lou was like, I wish we would have just seen this and gone to this instead, because

634
00:24:13,676 --> 00:24:14,820
the food was outrageous.

635
00:24:14,852 --> 00:24:19,562
Like, if you could just picture every culture of New York all on one street, that's what

636
00:24:19,578 --> 00:24:19,898
was there.

637
00:24:19,946 --> 00:24:20,930
And it was good, too.

638
00:24:20,962 --> 00:24:21,738
The food was awesome.

639
00:24:21,786 --> 00:24:22,922
But, you know, like.

640
00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:26,818
Like, Lou, for example, right now he's in the kitchen over here eating.

641
00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:29,018
So it's just a nonstop.

642
00:24:29,146 --> 00:24:29,738
He's just.

643
00:24:29,786 --> 00:24:32,334
It goes in, it comes out, and he just repeats.

644
00:24:32,714 --> 00:24:34,054
I don't know how he stops.

645
00:24:34,994 --> 00:24:36,706
Literally never stops.

646
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:38,706
As soon as he's done chewing, it just goes right out.

647
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:39,666
Right on out.

648
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:42,466
And now our big joke, too, is that we have to send it to you every time.

649
00:24:42,490 --> 00:24:45,378
I'm like, oh, we've got to show Greg that you're eating again.

650
00:24:45,546 --> 00:24:47,986
And I crack up every fucking time.

651
00:24:48,050 --> 00:24:49,054
It's hilarious.

652
00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:50,042
It is great.

653
00:24:50,098 --> 00:24:54,594
For those who haven't listened in the past, Mel's husband, Lou, we call him street meats,

654
00:24:54,634 --> 00:25:00,826
because anytime there's meat on the streets, he will fucking buy, whether it's a gyro, as

655
00:25:00,850 --> 00:25:02,494
he calls them, burritos.

656
00:25:03,114 --> 00:25:04,106
Calzones, man.

657
00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:06,010
He fucking blows a load for Calzone.

658
00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:06,658
Oh, yeah.

659
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,762
We got some soup dumplings the other day.

660
00:25:08,858 --> 00:25:11,894
He had some elote in his hand at the same time.

661
00:25:12,314 --> 00:25:14,402
Love the crossing of cultures there.

662
00:25:14,498 --> 00:25:15,698
Some kebabs were.

663
00:25:15,746 --> 00:25:16,546
Were happening.

664
00:25:16,610 --> 00:25:17,626
Like, it was a whole.

665
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:18,378
It was a lot.

666
00:25:18,426 --> 00:25:20,434
And then they had, like, desserts of some sort.

667
00:25:20,474 --> 00:25:24,002
I don't know if they did churros or what, but I was like, I actually need to go to the

668
00:25:24,018 --> 00:25:25,546
bathroom just watching you guys eat it.

669
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:26,570
Wilds.

670
00:25:26,722 --> 00:25:27,306
That's so.

671
00:25:27,370 --> 00:25:29,294
I wish I had his metabolism.

672
00:25:29,634 --> 00:25:31,946
That guy is a fucking beast.

673
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:32,850
Crazy.

674
00:25:32,962 --> 00:25:33,842
He's wild.

675
00:25:33,978 --> 00:25:35,170
Yeah, he is.

676
00:25:35,362 --> 00:25:39,774
All right, 8553 beer 2337 is our number.

677
00:25:39,954 --> 00:25:41,718
All right, let's get into a little bit of news.

678
00:25:41,766 --> 00:25:42,994
Flight over here.

679
00:25:43,774 --> 00:25:44,914
Get the paddles.

680
00:25:58,574 --> 00:26:05,438
Wisconsin brewing launches a Harley Davidson branded, non alcoholic beer, which I was going

681
00:26:05,446 --> 00:26:07,954
to, you know, give flex a hard time with.

682
00:26:08,574 --> 00:26:09,886
It's Wisconsin.

683
00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:10,374
Yeah.

684
00:26:10,414 --> 00:26:11,062
Yeah.

685
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:15,390
Have you ever had a good, like, I mean, legitimately good n a beer?

686
00:26:15,582 --> 00:26:19,774
I don't know that I would be willing to waste my calories on an na beer.

687
00:26:19,814 --> 00:26:21,110
That might sound terrible.

688
00:26:21,262 --> 00:26:24,754
That really might sound terrible, but I'm like, for that, I'll just drink water.

689
00:26:25,214 --> 00:26:26,126
I'm right there with you.

690
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,766
I don't give me, like, a bubbly water or something.

691
00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:28,478
Yeah, exactly.

692
00:26:28,526 --> 00:26:32,142
Like, I'll just have a seltzer or pellegrino or something like that.

693
00:26:32,198 --> 00:26:35,152
Or regular water than an na beer.

694
00:26:35,248 --> 00:26:37,864
So, no, I can't say that I have same.

695
00:26:37,984 --> 00:26:38,568
I mean, the.

696
00:26:38,616 --> 00:26:40,912
The calories, the carbs, they're all the same as regular beer.

697
00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:41,320
Exactly.

698
00:26:41,352 --> 00:26:41,768
Like, what?

699
00:26:41,816 --> 00:26:46,032
Without the sense I'm gonna have those calories, I need to get, like, a little funny

700
00:26:46,048 --> 00:26:46,720
feeling, something.

701
00:26:46,832 --> 00:26:48,264
Yeah, exactly.

702
00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:48,656
If.

703
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:53,720
If you could get me an na beer that had, like, the calorie and carb stats of a Michelob

704
00:26:53,752 --> 00:26:57,040
ultra but tasted like a good beer, I'd be okay with that.

705
00:26:57,152 --> 00:26:58,966
That could be like your in betweener.

706
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,202
So you didn't get enamored, right?

707
00:27:01,298 --> 00:27:02,514
Spread it out a little bit.

708
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:07,034
Cause for now, my in betweeners are just seltzer 5%.

709
00:27:07,194 --> 00:27:08,594
Yeah, exactly.

710
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,314
So, uh, yeah, I haven't either.

711
00:27:10,354 --> 00:27:13,810
I've tried a couple, and I'm just like, I don't need all these calories and no buzz.

712
00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:14,778
It sounds like horseshit.

713
00:27:14,826 --> 00:27:15,490
Same.

714
00:27:15,682 --> 00:27:16,370
Yeah.

715
00:27:16,522 --> 00:27:19,578
Speaking of na beers, firestone Walker is getting into the game.

716
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:25,114
They're releasing 80 five, their big, famous spears 805.

717
00:27:25,154 --> 00:27:26,106
That's our area code out.

718
00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:26,854
Yep, yep.

719
00:27:27,184 --> 00:27:30,624
Now it's 80 five is their na beer of choice.

720
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:32,816
It's modeled after 08:05 it's a.

721
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:37,512
It's a blond ale, but once again, no alcohol and all the carb.

722
00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:38,696
Carbs and calories.

723
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,920
No thanks.

724
00:27:40,112 --> 00:27:41,096
I will speak to.

725
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,744
It's great for the designated drivers that want to act like they are still having a great

726
00:27:44,784 --> 00:27:45,032
time.

727
00:27:45,088 --> 00:27:45,376
So.

728
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:45,976
Sure.

729
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,344
Cheers to everybody being a little more responsible.

730
00:27:48,424 --> 00:27:50,056
I am just not the person for it.

731
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:50,400
Yeah.

732
00:27:50,432 --> 00:27:55,184
And I'll say half of my drinking, like, if I'm in a social situation, is just wanting

733
00:27:55,224 --> 00:27:56,400
something in my hand.

734
00:27:56,552 --> 00:28:00,952
And so if I needed to be add or slow it down because I was going to drive later or

735
00:28:00,968 --> 00:28:01,456
something.

736
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,752
Not the worst thing to put that in my hand instead of getting DUI or.

737
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:05,472
Exactly.

738
00:28:05,608 --> 00:28:07,164
Yeah, but still.

739
00:28:07,584 --> 00:28:12,432
And then finally, Massachusetts governor passes permanent cocktails to go.

740
00:28:12,488 --> 00:28:13,288
Congratulations.

741
00:28:13,336 --> 00:28:19,008
Massachusetts Governor Maura Healy included the allowance in a supplemental budget bill

742
00:28:19,056 --> 00:28:20,532
signed last Tuesday.

743
00:28:20,728 --> 00:28:22,492
Temporary measures allowing cocktails.

744
00:28:22,548 --> 00:28:25,556
Cocktails to go had expired on April 1.

745
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:32,464
27 states and Washington, DC have now passed cocktails to go laws permanently.

746
00:28:32,764 --> 00:28:34,892
So not all horrible things came out.

747
00:28:34,908 --> 00:28:39,644
Of COVID You know, I don't think that cocktails to go are legal anymore in New York, but I

748
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:43,244
still always do try to get one to go.

749
00:28:43,324 --> 00:28:45,764
Some places will let you, others will not.

750
00:28:45,884 --> 00:28:48,168
But like, no, it's like a thing.

751
00:28:48,296 --> 00:28:50,536
Yeah, maybe it's like a perk county thing.

752
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,352
I don't know.

753
00:28:51,448 --> 00:28:51,920
I don't know.

754
00:28:51,952 --> 00:28:52,864
I'd have to look into the.

755
00:28:52,904 --> 00:28:53,568
Probably not.

756
00:28:53,616 --> 00:28:55,656
New York state is pretty tough.

757
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,384
Okay.

758
00:28:56,464 --> 00:28:58,488
California is still on a temporary basis.

759
00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:01,216
Hopefully they make it a permanent thing because, I mean, why the fuck not?

760
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,720
It's better for businesses and, you know, silly.

761
00:29:04,752 --> 00:29:05,568
Anything else?

762
00:29:05,736 --> 00:29:06,600
Exactly.

763
00:29:06,752 --> 00:29:08,432
All right, a little bit of news.

764
00:29:08,528 --> 00:29:09,724
Some booze news.

765
00:29:10,104 --> 00:29:14,634
The founder of Lead Dog Brewing has bought back his brewery.

766
00:29:14,784 --> 00:29:17,954
Lead Dog Brewing founder and original brewmaster Ryan G.

767
00:29:19,014 --> 00:29:23,630
Has bought back his Reno, Nevada based brewery three years after selling the company to

768
00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:29,358
California based mammoth Brewing company, joining him in the buyback revision brewery

769
00:29:29,446 --> 00:29:35,750
brewing CEO Jeremy Warren and brewmaster jib Taylor adding lead dog to the Nevada Beverage

770
00:29:35,822 --> 00:29:41,512
Alliance, a strategic alliance formed by revision and great basin brewing last summer.

771
00:29:41,608 --> 00:29:45,736
Uh, basically, he's going to close down his operations from brewing.

772
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,872
He's going to contract Brew, but keep one of his tap rooms open.

773
00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:50,680
And, uh, yeah, good for him.

774
00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:54,688
Does he make more money by contract brewing like consultants do?

775
00:29:54,776 --> 00:29:55,600
Uh, he might.

776
00:29:55,632 --> 00:29:56,016
You know, it's.

777
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,192
It's hard to say.

778
00:29:57,368 --> 00:30:01,120
Obviously, you have to pay more than say if you're doing it yourself.

779
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:06,192
But, you know, being a bigger brewery, they get cheaper ingredients and you don't have to

780
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,400
waste your time brewing.

781
00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:09,790
You can spend your time managing or whatever.

782
00:30:09,862 --> 00:30:14,478
So, you know, there's a couple of breweries in San Diego that have done that, like, second

783
00:30:14,526 --> 00:30:15,358
chance brewing.

784
00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:19,454
Yeah, um, they had a couple locations and now they have no locations and they're completely

785
00:30:19,494 --> 00:30:20,766
contract brewing.

786
00:30:20,950 --> 00:30:23,982
Um, it seems to be working out for them at least somewhat.

787
00:30:24,038 --> 00:30:28,358
Ever since they started contracting, they've popped up in total wines and bevmos.

788
00:30:28,446 --> 00:30:32,430
So maybe they were able to, you know, dedicate time to sales and see.

789
00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:35,746
They don't have the overhead of keeping, like, the building up and running.

790
00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:36,714
That makes sense.

791
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:39,938
I was thinking more of, like, they were, like, consulting for these other brands.

792
00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:40,962
Now I get it.

793
00:30:41,058 --> 00:30:42,266
It makes more sense to me now.

794
00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,826
I think grim was like that too.

795
00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:44,922
Do you know grim?

796
00:30:45,058 --> 00:30:46,034
Grim artisanals?

797
00:30:46,074 --> 00:30:49,282
Yeah, I think they were like that when they initially started because they were kind of

798
00:30:49,298 --> 00:30:51,242
like gypsy brewers and they'd hop around.

799
00:30:51,378 --> 00:30:53,586
Oh, oh, yeah, there's a few breweries that'll do that.

800
00:30:53,610 --> 00:30:57,482
Like, yeah, they'll go from spot to spot making stuff and doing, like, all collabs and

801
00:30:57,498 --> 00:30:57,754
stuff.

802
00:30:57,794 --> 00:31:01,134
Like, isn't that what, um, is it beer zombies or whatever?

803
00:31:01,494 --> 00:31:02,518
Isn't that what they do?

804
00:31:02,606 --> 00:31:02,878
No.

805
00:31:02,926 --> 00:31:05,514
Aren't they in Las Vegas beer zombies?

806
00:31:05,814 --> 00:31:07,774
They used to not have a location, maybe.

807
00:31:07,814 --> 00:31:07,966
Yeah.

808
00:31:07,990 --> 00:31:09,606
Now they have a Vegas tap room.

809
00:31:09,630 --> 00:31:12,638
I think they used to, like, hop around between Vegas and La making beer.

810
00:31:12,686 --> 00:31:13,718
Wow, that makes sense.

811
00:31:13,766 --> 00:31:18,194
I'm like, I didn't really know them up until maybe, you know, after COVID.

812
00:31:18,854 --> 00:31:21,754
Speak to it, somebody will tell me how wrong I am.

813
00:31:22,294 --> 00:31:23,554
I'm sure of it.

814
00:31:23,934 --> 00:31:28,612
James Watt steps down as Brew Dog's CEO and assumes a.

815
00:31:28,718 --> 00:31:32,040
If this doesn't make you sound like a douche, I don't know what does assumes a captain

816
00:31:32,112 --> 00:31:32,832
roll.

817
00:31:33,008 --> 00:31:34,264
What does that even mean?

818
00:31:34,344 --> 00:31:34,712
I don't know.

819
00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:35,920
This guy's such a dick bag.

820
00:31:35,992 --> 00:31:37,760
When you said that there was.

821
00:31:37,872 --> 00:31:41,864
The breweries were bad, I thought it was going to be Brew dog and McKellar together.

822
00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:42,856
I was like, what?

823
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,576
What a collaboration we've got there, or founders or something.

824
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,760
Yeah, the three of them.

825
00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:48,576
What can you hold?

826
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,200
That would make.

827
00:31:49,272 --> 00:31:51,472
Yeah, no, no, no.

828
00:31:51,528 --> 00:31:53,696
But, yeah, this time, fucking brew dog.

829
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,288
I mean, those guys are complete assholes.

830
00:31:55,336 --> 00:31:57,968
But, yeah, James Watt has stepped down.

831
00:31:58,056 --> 00:31:59,160
There's details around it.

832
00:31:59,192 --> 00:32:05,128
Basically, he's keeping his 20% shares in Brew dog, and he has, like, an advisory role on

833
00:32:05,136 --> 00:32:05,760
the board now.

834
00:32:05,832 --> 00:32:08,456
But he's the captain because you can't.

835
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,288
Do quietly into that night.

836
00:32:10,336 --> 00:32:12,584
You must rage, rage, rage, rage.

837
00:32:12,744 --> 00:32:13,200
Yeah.

838
00:32:13,272 --> 00:32:14,284
So weird.

839
00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:14,968
No.

840
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:22,504
Life brewing files a lawsuit against Tilray over their use of big juicy Tilray is the brand

841
00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:27,030
that bought all those craft brands from Bud light or from, excuse me, ab in Bev, a

842
00:32:27,062 --> 00:32:31,206
Washington based Nolai brewhouse has filed a lawsuit against till Ray brands alleging that

843
00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:36,902
the beer and cannabis platform has infringed on its trademark for big juicy, according to

844
00:32:36,918 --> 00:32:37,934
Law 360.

845
00:32:38,094 --> 00:32:44,302
At issue is till Ray's use of big juicy in the name for Red hooks big juicy Ballard IPA,

846
00:32:44,438 --> 00:32:48,634
which no lie alleges has infringed on its mark for big juicy.

847
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:51,014
Take a shot every time I say big juicy.

848
00:32:51,134 --> 00:32:54,262
According to the lawsuit filed last Friday in the US District Court for the Eastern

849
00:32:54,318 --> 00:33:00,092
District of Washington, no lie filed an application for the big juicy trademark with the US

850
00:33:00,148 --> 00:33:05,404
Trademark Office in December of 2015, and a nose notice of allowance was granted to no lie

851
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:07,064
in January of 2017.

852
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:11,980
The trademark registration is for the words only, meaning that others cannot change the

853
00:33:12,012 --> 00:33:16,304
font or add decorative design elements to claim distinction from the registration.

854
00:33:16,804 --> 00:33:22,236
Per the lawsuit, defendants use of an identical and such confusingly similar mark to the

855
00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:24,106
nolai big juicy mark.

856
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:28,946
It connects with the sale offering for sale, distribution, advertising or product services

857
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:34,386
is likely to cause and has caused confusion, mistake and deception as to the original to

858
00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:36,298
the origin of defendants products.

859
00:33:36,466 --> 00:33:41,458
It's kind of like stone versus Miller with the whole key stone thing.

860
00:33:41,506 --> 00:33:42,306
Right, right.

861
00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:43,314
Here's the thing.

862
00:33:43,394 --> 00:33:46,074
Uh, they should have never given this trademark, in my opinion.

863
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:46,322
I.

864
00:33:46,338 --> 00:33:52,148
I guess in 2015, no one knew how big hazy's would be, but, yeah, how can you trademark big

865
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:52,984
juicy?

866
00:33:53,684 --> 00:33:55,620
I think that's what companies do, though.

867
00:33:55,652 --> 00:34:02,260
They go out and look for different potentially important phrases and they just start buying

868
00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:02,684
them up.

869
00:34:02,724 --> 00:34:07,916
Like, Lou, back in the day when websites used to be a big thing, he just started buying

870
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:08,868
website names.

871
00:34:08,956 --> 00:34:14,260
Like any, any business you could think of, he would just be like, yeah, it's like $1.99 at

872
00:34:14,292 --> 00:34:15,468
whatever company.

873
00:34:15,516 --> 00:34:17,092
I don't even remember what the website.

874
00:34:17,268 --> 00:34:18,164
Yeah, godaddy.

875
00:34:18,204 --> 00:34:21,874
And he would buy up all of these names and he'd be like, should I give it to them?

876
00:34:21,994 --> 00:34:25,962
But they have a lot of those problems with, with all of the new businesses up and coming.

877
00:34:26,018 --> 00:34:32,690
It's hard to get those trademarks and copyrights and the actual, you know, Instagram handle

878
00:34:32,762 --> 00:34:35,466
without like a two or a dash or whatever.

879
00:34:35,530 --> 00:34:39,666
So I get it from a business standpoint, but, yeah, that's weird.

880
00:34:39,770 --> 00:34:40,130
Yeah.

881
00:34:40,202 --> 00:34:41,618
But at what point, like, are we.

882
00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:45,090
We're going to run out of beer names pretty soon if everybody just keeps cop or

883
00:34:45,122 --> 00:34:47,078
trademarking their names for beers?

884
00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:48,874
Yeah, I feel like who cares?

885
00:34:49,294 --> 00:34:52,118
Who cares about a one single beer name?

886
00:34:52,286 --> 00:34:55,514
It's not even a competitive role, really.

887
00:34:55,814 --> 00:34:57,142
They just have a lot of money.

888
00:34:57,278 --> 00:34:57,638
Yeah.

889
00:34:57,686 --> 00:34:58,478
So they can.

890
00:34:58,606 --> 00:35:01,182
And just so everybody knows, I looked it up.

891
00:35:01,238 --> 00:35:03,154
Streetmeats.com is taken.

892
00:35:03,814 --> 00:35:04,246
Not.

893
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:04,798
Not.

894
00:35:04,926 --> 00:35:07,758
I just want to know what the content of that website is, though, actually.

895
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:11,768
Is it food or is it something else that we should not be talking about on this podcast?

896
00:35:11,886 --> 00:35:12,508
Let's go.

897
00:35:12,596 --> 00:35:15,900
I just looked on Godaddy, streams.com.

898
00:35:15,972 --> 00:35:17,316
Oh, they've just parked it.

899
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,636
You can buy it now for $2,800.

900
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:21,684
Oh, well, let's get on it.

901
00:35:21,804 --> 00:35:22,060
Yeah.

902
00:35:22,092 --> 00:35:23,460
They want Lou to buy it.

903
00:35:23,612 --> 00:35:24,284
Clear.

904
00:35:24,444 --> 00:35:26,516
It's like devstix.com.

905
00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:28,104
I can't believe that was available.

906
00:35:28,844 --> 00:35:33,364
It's not anymore, but for only $12 for the first year, you can have street meats.

907
00:35:33,444 --> 00:35:34,884
Cool.

908
00:35:35,044 --> 00:35:36,380
Drop the soldier.

909
00:35:36,492 --> 00:35:37,720
Yeah, we should.

910
00:35:37,752 --> 00:35:39,576
We should start one just for onlyfans.

911
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,184
See how much meat he can tolerate in one sitting with before he starts sweating.

912
00:35:43,344 --> 00:35:44,904
How much meat can he jam in his mouth?

913
00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:45,524
Hey.

914
00:35:46,264 --> 00:35:46,600
Oh.

915
00:35:46,632 --> 00:35:51,904
Michelo Moltra is the top seller in grocery stores right now.

916
00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:56,128
Modelo especial number one in convenience stores.

917
00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:57,848
That's a little surprising to me.

918
00:35:57,896 --> 00:36:00,856
Modelo in a convenience, like a gas station.

919
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:01,416
Yeah.

920
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,440
So, I mean, they've been climbing ever since the whole bud light debacle.

921
00:36:04,512 --> 00:36:05,132
Yeah.

922
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:05,876
Here we go.

923
00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:06,620
Funny.

924
00:36:06,772 --> 00:36:07,292
Yeah.

925
00:36:07,388 --> 00:36:08,764
But, yeah.

926
00:36:08,884 --> 00:36:09,876
Mikolo Boltra.

927
00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:14,132
Which I'm like, hey, you guys know there's way better beer that actually tastes like beer,

928
00:36:14,188 --> 00:36:14,716
right?

929
00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,068
It's actually the worst.

930
00:36:16,116 --> 00:36:20,060
That's probably one of the worst beers known to man.

931
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:21,508
And my sister drinks it.

932
00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:22,852
That's what she drinks.

933
00:36:22,988 --> 00:36:26,420
So if we go on the boat with her, like, if you run out of beer, you.

934
00:36:26,492 --> 00:36:31,124
She will let you drink the McUltra because she will bring an entire case every day.

935
00:36:31,284 --> 00:36:32,828
She will let you.

936
00:36:32,996 --> 00:36:34,084
Oh, what a sweetheart.

937
00:36:34,124 --> 00:36:38,524
You can have a Mc ultra, but don't expect anything else besides that.

938
00:36:38,684 --> 00:36:40,332
It's literally all she drinks.

939
00:36:40,428 --> 00:36:41,584
Oh, it's so gross.

940
00:36:41,884 --> 00:36:45,332
Before pre COVID 2019, we went to a wedding out on the east coast.

941
00:36:45,388 --> 00:36:48,944
I'll do my best to leave names out of it because, boy, was I disappointed.

942
00:36:49,804 --> 00:36:53,892
The bride is a friend of my wife's from college.

943
00:36:54,068 --> 00:36:56,172
Nobody had met the groom yet.

944
00:36:56,348 --> 00:37:03,842
And we found out he did some distributing for craft breweries, and he was going to help me

945
00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:06,094
get an interview, which never happened.

946
00:37:06,394 --> 00:37:07,266
We're out there.

947
00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:07,866
I got my own.

948
00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:08,898
It worked out all right.

949
00:37:08,986 --> 00:37:14,050
But he was also, hey, we're gonna have so much beer at the wedding, right?

950
00:37:14,122 --> 00:37:14,930
Fuck, yeah.

951
00:37:15,042 --> 00:37:16,026
He's got the hookups.

952
00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:17,298
It's gonna be fantastic.

953
00:37:17,386 --> 00:37:23,090
Because of the wedding, they had two little kegs, little sixties, from a local craft brew,

954
00:37:23,122 --> 00:37:25,420
which, by the way, fantastic.

955
00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:26,860
I try to remember the name of the brewery.

956
00:37:26,892 --> 00:37:28,476
It was so, so good.

957
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,508
And we did some damage to those.

958
00:37:30,676 --> 00:37:33,188
And all he had after that were McUltras.

959
00:37:33,276 --> 00:37:34,644
That was his jam.

960
00:37:34,724 --> 00:37:35,980
He loves them.

961
00:37:36,012 --> 00:37:39,532
And it's like, come on, man, some real beer.

962
00:37:39,668 --> 00:37:45,540
If you had to choose out of all of the big box brands, right, the ones that we all make fun

963
00:37:45,572 --> 00:37:47,828
of, which one would it be for you?

964
00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:49,540
Like all the macro.

965
00:37:49,612 --> 00:37:53,796
Like, if it was going to be like a Budweiser or a Bud light or a Nick ultra corona or

966
00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:55,024
Heineken or.

967
00:37:55,434 --> 00:37:56,594
I don't model.

968
00:37:56,634 --> 00:37:57,058
Oh, yes.

969
00:37:57,106 --> 00:37:57,546
Okay.

970
00:37:57,610 --> 00:37:59,290
But which one would you choose?

971
00:37:59,322 --> 00:38:00,034
Coors light.

972
00:38:00,114 --> 00:38:01,666
Like, probably a banquet.

973
00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:03,274
A Coors banquet, right?

974
00:38:03,434 --> 00:38:04,362
Yeah, probably.

975
00:38:04,418 --> 00:38:06,066
So I'm with you.

976
00:38:06,170 --> 00:38:06,690
I'm with you.

977
00:38:06,722 --> 00:38:06,938
Either.

978
00:38:06,986 --> 00:38:08,954
Coors banquet or a Miller high life.

979
00:38:09,074 --> 00:38:09,834
Yeah, I could do.

980
00:38:09,874 --> 00:38:11,218
I could get down with a Miller high life.

981
00:38:11,266 --> 00:38:12,490
I don't mind them.

982
00:38:12,682 --> 00:38:15,498
Yeah, no, I can't do bud lights anymore.

983
00:38:15,546 --> 00:38:17,866
That used to be my, like, go to Vegas beer.

984
00:38:18,010 --> 00:38:21,946
And the last time I did that, like, we were going to see a show and all they had was

985
00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:22,882
Budweiser products.

986
00:38:22,978 --> 00:38:23,250
Yeah.

987
00:38:23,282 --> 00:38:24,556
And I was like, oh, I'll get a bud light.

988
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:28,136
Give me the fucking biggest one you got, which was like 40oz or something.

989
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,592
Halfway through the show, my beer was warm, and I started tasting bud light.

990
00:38:31,648 --> 00:38:34,896
And I was like, oh, yeah, I gotta pound this ASaP.

991
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,704
Yeah, that's.

992
00:38:35,744 --> 00:38:37,000
That's a chuck so bad.

993
00:38:37,112 --> 00:38:42,064
We were huge bud light fans growing up in our twenties.

994
00:38:42,184 --> 00:38:46,056
First it was Corona, and, oh, I never did Corona.

995
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,984
I really liked Corona, like, a lot, and I don't understand why.

996
00:38:50,144 --> 00:38:53,760
I think we used to put Bacardi in it and do, like, a corona limone.

997
00:38:53,952 --> 00:38:55,432
You know, like Bacardi Limone.

998
00:38:55,488 --> 00:38:57,544
So I think that's where it was.

999
00:38:57,584 --> 00:38:57,928
Okay.

1000
00:38:57,976 --> 00:39:03,744
But then we realized that we were spending too much money on Corona, so we had to downsize

1001
00:39:03,784 --> 00:39:04,724
the bud light.

1002
00:39:05,384 --> 00:39:08,284
But, man, you had to cut the budget.

1003
00:39:08,864 --> 00:39:09,512
Once I.

1004
00:39:09,568 --> 00:39:12,816
Once I found out what real beer was, it's hard to go back.

1005
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,992
But I did tell Lou, I was like, hmm.

1006
00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:17,776
I'm like, maybe I should order, like, a pitcher of Bud light one day.

1007
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,032
He's like, you would never drink it.

1008
00:39:19,048 --> 00:39:20,752
I'm like, I will drink it now.

1009
00:39:20,768 --> 00:39:21,776
I feel like I have to.

1010
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,144
Maybe I'll bring a bud light the next time I come here.

1011
00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:25,896
It's a theme every time I come.

1012
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,336
Like, the next one will be like, shitty macros because it only takes up about five minutes

1013
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:34,048
of our time or less on the show, we took, like, three sips, and we're like, this is shit.

1014
00:39:34,096 --> 00:39:34,832
Never mind.

1015
00:39:34,968 --> 00:39:35,872
Moving on.

1016
00:39:36,048 --> 00:39:36,640
Yeah.

1017
00:39:36,752 --> 00:39:39,952
It wasn't shit to begin with, but it's shit now that it's years later.

1018
00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:40,824
Right?

1019
00:39:40,984 --> 00:39:41,280
I.

1020
00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:45,672
You know, if you did a picture of bud light and it was ice cold, I bet you get, like, you

1021
00:39:45,688 --> 00:39:49,168
know, a pint of your way through, and then as it started to warm up and you could actually

1022
00:39:49,216 --> 00:39:49,640
taste it.

1023
00:39:49,672 --> 00:39:52,624
So, yeah, hard pass.

1024
00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:54,140
Hard fucking pass.

1025
00:39:54,172 --> 00:39:54,316
Yeah.

1026
00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:58,172
And there's too much craft beer everywhere now that there's no reason.

1027
00:39:58,268 --> 00:39:59,780
There's no reason to drink it.

1028
00:39:59,932 --> 00:40:02,652
You know, I will say I've been threatening for years, and I don't know how we do this if

1029
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:07,140
we're remote, but I've been threatened this back since the day when we were all in person.

1030
00:40:07,212 --> 00:40:13,692
And I think it'd be fun to do get, like, three, like, the biggest three macros and blind

1031
00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:14,260
taste them.

1032
00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:16,892
Like, have the wife hand them to me in paper bags or something.

1033
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:23,102
And blind, we would just have to have the significant other speak to each other, and they

1034
00:40:23,118 --> 00:40:24,934
would hand them out to us.

1035
00:40:25,094 --> 00:40:27,190
Or they would be like, do the reveal, Zachary.

1036
00:40:27,222 --> 00:40:28,206
I think I could tell.

1037
00:40:28,310 --> 00:40:30,270
I think I could tell the difference between them.

1038
00:40:30,422 --> 00:40:30,686
Yeah.

1039
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:31,206
And I don't know.

1040
00:40:31,230 --> 00:40:31,710
That's the thing.

1041
00:40:31,742 --> 00:40:32,310
Like, I don't know.

1042
00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:34,894
Pick three lights and three not lights.

1043
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,614
Yeah, go for it and see what happens.

1044
00:40:36,654 --> 00:40:38,174
And, yeah, that could be fun.

1045
00:40:38,214 --> 00:40:39,350
It could be sciency.

1046
00:40:39,502 --> 00:40:40,630
I would do it.

1047
00:40:40,822 --> 00:40:42,470
I'm always about a good theme.

1048
00:40:42,622 --> 00:40:44,558
All right, we should work on this next time around.

1049
00:40:44,606 --> 00:40:45,118
Let's do.

1050
00:40:45,206 --> 00:40:47,070
Let's do a shit beer off.

1051
00:40:47,222 --> 00:40:48,114
I'm down.

1052
00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:51,470
Why do we only drink bad beers when Mel's on the show?

1053
00:40:51,662 --> 00:40:55,510
Because it's the only time you ask me on, Greg, I am the only one that is willing to do

1054
00:40:55,542 --> 00:40:56,406
this kind of shit.

1055
00:40:56,470 --> 00:41:00,854
Zachary, to be fair, after we talked about it last time about the Dino beers, you hit me up

1056
00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:02,142
like, I will be on that show.

1057
00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:05,474
I said, I 100% will do that show with you.

1058
00:41:05,814 --> 00:41:07,374
I actually have a wide selection.

1059
00:41:07,454 --> 00:41:12,086
I have some cascade sours, and I don't know why we still have these.

1060
00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:15,492
They are from 2016, but we have.

1061
00:41:15,508 --> 00:41:17,796
Some barrel aged doubts from 2015 and 16.

1062
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:18,716
Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

1063
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:19,708
The stout is.

1064
00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:20,684
That doesn't count.

1065
00:41:20,804 --> 00:41:21,588
Yeah, it doesn't count.

1066
00:41:21,636 --> 00:41:22,236
It's got to be.

1067
00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:24,308
We have to have, like, a criteria also.

1068
00:41:24,476 --> 00:41:25,924
It has to be this type of beer.

1069
00:41:25,964 --> 00:41:30,428
And now we know that smoothie sours are definitely out.

1070
00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:33,204
As with any milk product, yeah, not safe.

1071
00:41:33,364 --> 00:41:34,364
You will be hospitalized.

1072
00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:37,084
So we're gonna work on this audience.

1073
00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:39,640
We're gonna get better at this kind of thing for you.

1074
00:41:39,812 --> 00:41:40,232
Yeah.

1075
00:41:40,288 --> 00:41:41,488
Let's see what we can do about this.

1076
00:41:41,536 --> 00:41:43,568
Do some blind shit beer tasting.

1077
00:41:43,656 --> 00:41:45,524
Yeah, I'm totally down.

1078
00:41:46,264 --> 00:41:47,404
We're so gross.

1079
00:41:47,704 --> 00:41:49,400
All right, we're going to end it on this story.

1080
00:41:49,512 --> 00:41:55,184
A drunk middle school teaching assistant was arrested after a student drank her vodka,

1081
00:41:55,344 --> 00:41:56,872
thinking it was Mountain Dew.

1082
00:41:56,968 --> 00:41:58,044
Oh, shit.

1083
00:41:58,504 --> 00:42:03,376
Georgia Middle school teaching assistant was arrested and fired after student drinker

1084
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,248
bottle of vodka, thinking was Mountain Dew, with her blood alcohol level sitting at three

1085
00:42:07,296 --> 00:42:08,344
times the legal limit.

1086
00:42:08,384 --> 00:42:14,754
Police said Alexandra Lambert, 39, was fired from the Morgan County Middle school after a

1087
00:42:14,794 --> 00:42:19,330
student took a sip out of a bottle that allegedly belonged to her, believing it was just

1088
00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:19,898
soda.

1089
00:42:19,986 --> 00:42:24,130
Instead, the student threw out the drink and alerted another teacher, who brought the

1090
00:42:24,162 --> 00:42:26,578
matter to the principal's office on Thursday afternoon.

1091
00:42:26,666 --> 00:42:31,370
Lambert allegedly admitted that the bottle was full of vodka, but claimed she brought it to

1092
00:42:31,402 --> 00:42:33,002
school accidentally.

1093
00:42:33,138 --> 00:42:36,546
Oregon county sheriffs were called in around 115 pm.

1094
00:42:36,690 --> 00:42:43,106
Gave Lambert a breathalyzer test, which registered her blood alcohol level at 259.

1095
00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:45,090
So that's a big no.

1096
00:42:45,242 --> 00:42:46,266
You were drinking.

1097
00:42:46,410 --> 00:42:48,722
You were not only drinking that bottle you had.

1098
00:42:48,778 --> 00:42:50,162
That was your second bottle.

1099
00:42:50,258 --> 00:42:52,294
That was a backup bottle of vodka.

1100
00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:54,530
What's the deal with the teachers?

1101
00:42:54,602 --> 00:42:58,362
I know kids are really hard, and that's exactly why I'm not a teacher.

1102
00:42:58,418 --> 00:43:00,098
Okay, maybe I answered my own question.

1103
00:43:00,226 --> 00:43:05,154
Yeah, but y'all come on with the drinking in the middle of the day during school.

1104
00:43:05,234 --> 00:43:06,374
Knock it off.

1105
00:43:06,714 --> 00:43:09,650
Here's my biggest question from this story, specifically.

1106
00:43:09,802 --> 00:43:15,146
Why was a student drinking out of the teacher's bottle, no matter what was in it?

1107
00:43:15,210 --> 00:43:16,202
Do you know kids?

1108
00:43:16,338 --> 00:43:17,618
They do not care.

1109
00:43:17,746 --> 00:43:22,890
I have seen both of my kids drink out of random, and I'm like, is that your drink?

1110
00:43:22,922 --> 00:43:24,054
And they're like, uh.

1111
00:43:24,594 --> 00:43:25,594
Like, brain dead.

1112
00:43:25,674 --> 00:43:27,282
But they'll do that to their teacher.

1113
00:43:27,378 --> 00:43:28,018
I don't.

1114
00:43:28,146 --> 00:43:29,018
I would hope not.

1115
00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:31,466
I would hope I taught them well, but I really can't be sure.

1116
00:43:31,490 --> 00:43:32,298
To tell you the truth.

1117
00:43:32,346 --> 00:43:35,168
I really don't know my kid.

1118
00:43:35,256 --> 00:43:38,264
I could never imagine drinking out of my teachers anything.

1119
00:43:38,384 --> 00:43:40,272
I would be grossed out by that.

1120
00:43:40,448 --> 00:43:44,264
I don't know what kind of teachers they have over there, but my teachers were old and

1121
00:43:44,304 --> 00:43:47,272
smoked cigarettes and, like, no, no.

1122
00:43:47,408 --> 00:43:51,024
Yeah, I didn't have any of these, like, young, hot teachers that people talk about.

1123
00:43:51,064 --> 00:43:54,720
I'm like, no, nobody was under the age of 62 at my school.

1124
00:43:54,912 --> 00:44:00,296
I mean, well, I guess this student didn't know that the bottle was full of alcohol, but

1125
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,804
maybe another student knew and dared this student to try it.

1126
00:44:03,904 --> 00:44:06,236
Cause they knew it was that she was boozing.

1127
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:06,788
Maybe.

1128
00:44:06,876 --> 00:44:10,412
I have to assume, like, she probably dumped out half a mountain dew and filled it back up

1129
00:44:10,428 --> 00:44:11,292
with vodka, right?

1130
00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:11,604
Yeah.

1131
00:44:11,644 --> 00:44:14,464
Why else would there be a mistake, right?

1132
00:44:15,124 --> 00:44:15,996
That's not a mistake.

1133
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:16,596
You don't.

1134
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:19,404
Nobody stores alcohol in a water bottle.

1135
00:44:19,484 --> 00:44:23,748
Unless you were sneaking booze in the middle of the day at school.

1136
00:44:23,916 --> 00:44:28,588
Yeah, one of my favorite trips to Disneyland, I went with this girl, and she got a bunch of

1137
00:44:28,636 --> 00:44:29,340
coke bottles.

1138
00:44:29,412 --> 00:44:29,960
Mm hmm.

1139
00:44:30,052 --> 00:44:33,968
And was able to take off the lids without breaking the seal.

1140
00:44:34,096 --> 00:44:34,808
Yeah.

1141
00:44:34,976 --> 00:44:38,928
Dumped half out, filled up with, captain, we had booze all day long.

1142
00:44:39,016 --> 00:44:43,920
Honestly, are they really checking anything when you go in to Disney and all that?

1143
00:44:44,072 --> 00:44:46,008
Disneyland in California.

1144
00:44:46,056 --> 00:44:46,904
I mean, I haven't been since.

1145
00:44:46,944 --> 00:44:47,792
COVID is my.

1146
00:44:47,848 --> 00:44:50,952
My caveat here, but they are so strict.

1147
00:44:51,048 --> 00:44:51,840
They check everything.

1148
00:44:51,912 --> 00:44:54,336
You can bring in bottles that are not sealed.

1149
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,584
Oh, okay.

1150
00:44:55,624 --> 00:45:00,684
Because at universal, I definitely had, like, a wine that Lou bought.

1151
00:45:00,724 --> 00:45:01,644
He was like, why not?

1152
00:45:01,684 --> 00:45:02,644
It's vacation.

1153
00:45:02,804 --> 00:45:07,196
Poured it into, like, an iced coffee or a hot coffee container and just walked right

1154
00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:07,572
through.

1155
00:45:07,668 --> 00:45:09,316
Had, like, huge thing of wine.

1156
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:10,236
Yeah, maybe they don't care.

1157
00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:11,544
They're like, please drink.

1158
00:45:12,204 --> 00:45:12,844
I don't know.

1159
00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:15,500
Like, I was kind of like, oh, are these dogs gonna sniff alcohol?

1160
00:45:15,572 --> 00:45:17,236
But they're probably.

1161
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,044
That's small potatoes, right?

1162
00:45:19,204 --> 00:45:20,984
They got bigger shit to worry about.

1163
00:45:21,524 --> 00:45:24,636
And I always kind of figure, like, worst case scenario, they sniff it out.

1164
00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:26,284
Or whatever and then you just have to dump it.

1165
00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:27,108
Yeah, that's what I figured.

1166
00:45:27,156 --> 00:45:28,580
I'm like, this is gas station wine.

1167
00:45:28,612 --> 00:45:29,604
Like, why would you even buy this?

1168
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:32,980
But I was pretty happy that he did, because then I was like, well, look at that.

1169
00:45:33,012 --> 00:45:35,940
I've got a nice buzz, and it's 930 in the morning.

1170
00:45:36,052 --> 00:45:37,428
All right, Mel's over here in line.

1171
00:45:37,476 --> 00:45:39,380
You will not take my franzia.

1172
00:45:39,532 --> 00:45:41,508
Hold on, I need my coffee.

1173
00:45:41,596 --> 00:45:42,824
Let me chug it down.

1174
00:45:43,684 --> 00:45:45,384
Why is your coffee red, ma'am?

1175
00:45:45,924 --> 00:45:47,132
Don't mind me.

1176
00:45:47,308 --> 00:45:48,324
All right, that's everything.

1177
00:45:48,404 --> 00:45:49,380
Thank you all for listening.

1178
00:45:49,412 --> 00:45:50,092
Thanks for hanging out.

1179
00:45:50,108 --> 00:45:51,492
I'm going to hit some music over here.

1180
00:45:51,548 --> 00:45:54,188
I'm also going to say hello to Vanessa.

1181
00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:55,464
Hey, Vanessa.

1182
00:45:55,904 --> 00:45:57,696
And a creepy hello from Flex.

1183
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,444
Hello, Vanessa.

1184
00:46:01,224 --> 00:46:02,604
Sorry, that's you.

1185
00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:05,384
Thank you all for joining.

1186
00:46:05,424 --> 00:46:06,544
Thanks for listening.

1187
00:46:06,584 --> 00:46:07,432
Thanks for hanging.

1188
00:46:07,488 --> 00:46:12,056
Don't forget to follow us on the socials at craft Beer Republic and of course, at beer

1189
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,000
girl, underscore Mel.

1190
00:46:14,192 --> 00:46:15,224
Send us an email mail.

1191
00:46:15,264 --> 00:46:16,184
Craft beer pulpit.com.

1192
00:46:16,224 --> 00:46:16,504
Of course.

1193
00:46:16,544 --> 00:46:18,360
Voicemail 80553.

1194
00:46:18,472 --> 00:46:18,896
Beer.

1195
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,524
That's 2337, I believe that's.

1196
00:46:21,544 --> 00:46:22,436
That's everything.

1197
00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:26,344
Hope everyone is staying very well hydrated.

1198
00:46:26,844 --> 00:46:29,944
And on that note, good night, everybody.

1199
00:46:30,564 --> 00:46:31,004
Bye.