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You guys get the coolest breweries out there with the best names.

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That's right.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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I feel like you guys get some cool stuff.

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I don't know.

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Let's be honest.

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Monkish is a really stupid name.

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It's terrible.

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Welcome in everybody.

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It's the craft beer Republic.

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Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg over there in the Midwest is Flexi.

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Hey,

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we got a big show today.

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Dude,

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we got a big sausage fest today and in this room,

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we'll get to that in a second for like the first time in four years is Scott.

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What's up everybody?

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And Dan.

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That's right.

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Or as Nick knows him,

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the yellow M&M.

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Oh,

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that's right.

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He's also steroided up jackass,

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I guess.

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All of that.

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So guys,

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it's a big fucking episode.

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It's 400.

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I figured we needed to have a sausage party in honor of that.

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So the new crew is here.

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The old crew is here.

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Hopefully there won't be a tear in the space time continuum
and it's going to happen in the podcast multiverse.

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It's inevitable.

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Something will happen.

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I have a feeling one of us will get drunk.

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It is inevitable.

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I almost couldn't say that.

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Big words.

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Yeah.

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Coming out firing on all cylinders.

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So all right.

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Lots to get to today.

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We're drinking an old school beer for an old school show.

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We've got some news to get to.

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St.

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Paddy's day was just a couple of days ago.

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So we'll recap my amateur hour and see what everyone ends up to.

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So before we get into anything else,

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let's get into some hydration over here.

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*Music*

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So provocative.

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I need my glow sticks.

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It's just so hard not to dance to that.

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It's so hard.

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It has to be hard.

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Yeah.

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One of us here actually did a little research.

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And it was Scott.

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Imagine that.

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Wow.

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It took me four years,

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but I got it.

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Senior technicological difficulty here.

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Yeah.

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We booted up his Windows 95 and hit Alta Vista.

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And he searched for the most popular craft beer in 2016.

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And that's what we're drinking today.

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We're drinking Sierra Nevada Brewing's Pale Ale.

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Right on.

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I got a headache.

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It's a pretty solid beer.

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Yeah.

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I mean,

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you can't go wrong.

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You just can't.

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No.

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362 and untapped because people are ruthless assholes.

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5.6%,

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38 IBUs.

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I can read it.

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I'm fine.

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Our most popular beer,

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Sierra Nevada Pale Ale,

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is a delightful interpretation of a classic style.

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It has a deep amber color,

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an exceptional full body,

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complex character,

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generous quantities of premium cascade hops.

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Give the Pale Ale its fragrant bouquet and spicy flavor.

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Excuse me.

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Bouquet.

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What did you say?

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A 362 that has?

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It says 362.

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That's obnoxious.

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Yeah.

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It's like the beer that started it all for other beers.

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Member of the 36 Mafia,

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I believe.

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Yeah.

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Sipping on some scissor.

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Well,

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it's exactly what I remember it as.

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Yeah.

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It tastes like a fucking pale ale.

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Sure does.

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Yeah.

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Man,

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Maurice.

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It's the consistent Sierra Nevada.

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I mean,

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I don't know if I've ever drank a bad one.

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And they all taste the same.

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And they're all good.

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They're all good.

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No complaints.

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They're all good.

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Fantastic and great.

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They're just right there.

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Man,

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they're consistent.

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Enjoying the fantastic voyage.

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There you go.

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Slippery slide.

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Quite some years ago,

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I got a mixed IPA pack or pale ale pack from Sierra Nevada.

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And they had the Torpedo.

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They had the Tropic something or another.

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They had the pale ale and then some other IPA in there.

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The pale ale ousted them all.

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Yeah.

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It was just the best.

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Yeah.

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I mean,

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it's a classic.

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It started basically the craft beer movement back in the '80s.

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And here we are,

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drunk as ever.

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Yeah.

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I used to be a big fan of the Torpedo.

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Yeah.

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That was sort of the inspiration for Broken Skull IPA.

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Yeah.

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Don't call it Broken Skull.

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Oh,

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no kidding.

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I didn't know that.

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Yeah.

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What?

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Definitely.

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I have another beer.

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Shot of whiskey.

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What?

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Shot of tequila.

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What?

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One of the best promos ever.

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What?

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It can always carry on too long.

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Yeah.

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This episode will be three hours,

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I swear.

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Yeah.

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These are the four worst people to have on one
pod if you don't want to talk about wrestling.

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That's so true.

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I've been trying to bite my tongue.

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You guys have been saying for weeks,

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"This is not a wrestling show.

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That might change tonight." Yeah.

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I'm trying to supplement the wrestling talk by
just watching wrestling while we record this.

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Perfect.

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Oh,

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wow.

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Yeah.

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Quite a solution.

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Yeah.

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Before we move on any further,

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a big shout out to our top listening city of last week.

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This is a new one.

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Cumberland,

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Maryland.

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Cumberland,

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Maryland.

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Wow.

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Yes.

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There we have it.

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Not the going-land I care about.

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It's the Cumberland.

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Trying to show off over there.

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Benedict Cumberland.

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I thought it was pretty good.

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There you go.

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It's better than what I came up with.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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Like I said,

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St.

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Paddy's ...

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Well,

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more important than St.

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Paddy's Day,

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Saturday was Stone Cold Day,

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3/16.

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It really was.

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It was.

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A full day you can flip off everyone and it's all right.

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Get drunk,

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give birds.

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I celebrated.

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I celebrated.

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I actually kind of cut a Stone Cold promo.

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He's like,

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"Shot of tequila,

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have a beer,

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another beer." He had every drink he could have.

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That day I had brunch,

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so I had some champagne.

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What?

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Then I had some margaritas.

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What?

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I had another margarita.

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I went home,

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had a couple beers.

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What?

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Had a seltzer.

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What?

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Had another beer.

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What?

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Went to bed and passed out.

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What?

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What?

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Yeah.

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That was good.

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That was good stuff.

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Did you plan on doing all of that or it just ...

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Not really.

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Kind of fucking happened.

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Two o'clock rolled around and I was like,

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"We haven't eaten yet.

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Let's have some brunch or something." You haven't eaten at two o'clock?

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It was a busy morning,

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so we made brunch at two with some mimosas and shit.

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There you go.

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Yeah,

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it was good stuff.

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Yeah,

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the spirit of Stone Cold was within you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah,

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Stone Cold's ...

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His spirit was flowing through.

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That's a long time to go without eating though.

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I got to co-sign with Flex over there.

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That's a lot to take in,

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man.

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Come on.

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I don't always eat breakfast.

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We still start the day with a yogurt or something.

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I'll co-sign that a little bit too.

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I don't normally ...

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No,

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I actually do.

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I eat breakfast every day.

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It's the most important meal.

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You sound like my teacher in grade school.

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Make sure you eat before this test.

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It's the most important meal of the day.

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I like how Flex noticed.

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I was like,

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"You know,

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I don't really ...

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Actually,

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I eat it every day." I was like,

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"Where's he going with this?" Actually,

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I'm lying.

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I don't always eat meals,

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but I make sure that my alcohol's right on schedule.

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Yeah,

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exactly.

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There you go.

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I was super psyched because Dan co-signed with me.

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That's right.

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That's very signature and I'm fanboying right now.

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Then to almost go back on it,

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I was like,

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"Whoa,

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whoa,

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whoa,

293
00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:42,279
whoa." He saved himself.

294
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Yeah.

295
00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:45,279
Dan does eat breakfast every day in case anybody wondered.

296
00:07:45,279 --> 00:07:46,279
I do.

297
00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:47,220
I was worried,

298
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but now I know.

299
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It's the most important meal of the day.

300
00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:50,279
Apparently so.

301
00:07:50,279 --> 00:07:51,279
It's what everyone's telling me.

302
00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:54,560
Anybody celebrate Stone Cold Day or did you save it for St.

303
00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,480
Patty's Day?

304
00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:55,850
Yeah,

305
00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,439
I think I celebrated Stone Cold Day more than St.

306
00:07:58,439 --> 00:07:59,319
Patty's Day.

307
00:07:59,319 --> 00:07:59,560
To me,

308
00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,759
it's a more important holiday.

309
00:08:00,759 --> 00:08:01,759
I think so.

310
00:08:01,759 --> 00:08:02,759
Especially on a Saturday.

311
00:08:02,759 --> 00:08:06,560
I was about to say that shit.

312
00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,879
I also did really hydrate for St.

313
00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:09,959
Patty's Day.

314
00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:11,189
We talked about this,

315
00:08:11,189 --> 00:08:12,019
I don't know,

316
00:08:12,019 --> 00:08:13,160
a couple weeks ago.

317
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,149
You guys have this problem where when you decide to Uber somewhere,

318
00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:17,680
it's like,

319
00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,279
"Well,

320
00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:19,279
I've Ubered.

321
00:08:19,279 --> 00:08:21,009
I got to get my Uber's money." You might as well get fucked up,

322
00:08:21,009 --> 00:08:21,279
right?

323
00:08:21,279 --> 00:08:22,279
Yeah.

324
00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:23,279
Yeah.

325
00:08:23,279 --> 00:08:25,600
We're just going to strap it on because otherwise I could have driven.

326
00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,600
It happens.

327
00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,629
It's a real thing where it's like ...

328
00:08:28,629 --> 00:08:29,560
You know what I mean?

329
00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,559
I think that's probably the worst feeling
where you strand yourself and you're sober.

330
00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:34,079
It's like,

331
00:08:34,079 --> 00:08:34,409
"Man,

332
00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:36,160
I could have just fucking drove from here,

333
00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:36,560
dude.

334
00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,559
I could have gotten here for free." Yeah,

335
00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:41,480
I got to get plastered right now to make this worthwhile.

336
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:41,910
Right,

337
00:08:41,910 --> 00:08:46,440
because then you're spending more money on
ways to and from than you even did out.

338
00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,440
Right.

339
00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,440
Exactly.

340
00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,440
Yeah.

341
00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,440
What a waste of money.

342
00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,190
That shit is expensive,

343
00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:51,440
man.

344
00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,110
It is pricey,

345
00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:53,470
especially on the ...

346
00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:55,519
Inflation is moving everything up right now.

347
00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:56,519
The real son of a bitch.

348
00:08:56,519 --> 00:08:57,519
You know?

349
00:08:57,519 --> 00:08:59,079
Scott needs to get back out there on the road.

350
00:08:59,079 --> 00:08:59,319
Oh,

351
00:08:59,319 --> 00:08:59,689
yeah,

352
00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:00,080
I do.

353
00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:01,079
Help us out.

354
00:09:01,079 --> 00:09:02,649
If you can remember the ride home,

355
00:09:02,649 --> 00:09:04,000
you haven't drank enough.

356
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000
I don't.

357
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000
So Sunday for ...

358
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,509
Question,

359
00:09:06,509 --> 00:09:07,000
I'm sorry.

360
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000
I'm going to interlude here.

361
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000
Let's do it.

362
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000
Please.

363
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,450
You do like to Uber Eat shit,

364
00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:13,320
right?

365
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,319
Could you Uber Eat yourself?

366
00:09:15,319 --> 00:09:17,959
That sounds dirty.

367
00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:19,850
God knows I have.

368
00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:20,850
You hear me out.

369
00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:21,529
It's like,

370
00:09:21,529 --> 00:09:22,419
I don't know.

371
00:09:22,419 --> 00:09:24,089
You get those lonely weeks,

372
00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:25,030
I follow.

373
00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:32,600
Buy your own food and then you drive and get it on your company's
time and then you deliver it back to your house on company time.

374
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,009
Do you get paid any more for that?

375
00:09:34,009 --> 00:09:35,259
I don't think so.

376
00:09:35,259 --> 00:09:39,850
I also think I'd lose money because like some of the money goes to Uber,

377
00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,230
doesn't go to the driver.

378
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:41,470
Oh,

379
00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:44,220
I didn't know if they paid you on top of the order.

380
00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:44,330
Like,

381
00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:44,730
Hey,

382
00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:47,220
you're doing this for the company.

383
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,639
And so loophole.

384
00:09:48,639 --> 00:09:48,970
Yeah.

385
00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:49,410
I don't,

386
00:09:49,409 --> 00:09:51,269
I don't think it would work out in my favor.

387
00:09:51,269 --> 00:09:52,610
Cut that all out then.

388
00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:53,470
All right.

389
00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:54,160
At a point,

390
00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:55,839
which means I'll never take that.

391
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:56,090
Well,

392
00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:57,019
can I piggyback on that?

393
00:09:57,019 --> 00:10:00,129
Because I thought he was talking about like ordering food and then,

394
00:10:00,129 --> 00:10:00,330
Hey,

395
00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:01,530
while you're on the way to my house,

396
00:10:01,529 --> 00:10:02,409
can you come pick me up?

397
00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:02,809
I'm drunk.

398
00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:03,049
Oh,

399
00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:04,479
that's okay.

400
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,170
That's genius.

401
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,699
Uber has been trying to get me to start driving,

402
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,280
like picking up people right.

403
00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:12,329
Cause I'm just doing the eats and every time they're like,

404
00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:12,650
Hey,

405
00:10:12,649 --> 00:10:12,809
you know,

406
00:10:12,809 --> 00:10:14,529
you could make more money if you pick people up.

407
00:10:14,529 --> 00:10:15,069
I'm like,

408
00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:15,259
yeah.

409
00:10:15,259 --> 00:10:17,029
And I don't want those fuckers in my car.

410
00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:17,209
Oh,

411
00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:17,660
shit.

412
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,259
Now I see you're eating it up.

413
00:10:19,259 --> 00:10:19,370
Yeah.

414
00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:22,570
Wow.

415
00:10:22,569 --> 00:10:23,689
Chip off the old block.

416
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:27,130
No people in my car.

417
00:10:27,129 --> 00:10:27,690
Just food.

418
00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:28,810
Oh,

419
00:10:28,809 --> 00:10:29,209
okay.

420
00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:29,370
Yeah.

421
00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:31,210
I don't think I want people in my car anymore.

422
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:31,700
Yeah.

423
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:31,980
Oh,

424
00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:32,659
okay.

425
00:10:32,659 --> 00:10:35,370
But have you ever like stole a fry out of somebody's bag?

426
00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:36,309
Not while Uber,

427
00:10:36,309 --> 00:10:37,429
I have done that.

428
00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:37,760
I was,

429
00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:38,139
uh,

430
00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:39,350
I was working with some guys.

431
00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:40,250
They were down,

432
00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:42,639
we were doing a system install at my main job.

433
00:10:42,639 --> 00:10:44,269
And I went and picked them,

434
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:44,490
uh,

435
00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:45,649
picked up lunch for everybody.

436
00:10:45,649 --> 00:10:46,919
And I was really pissed at them.

437
00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:47,689
Specify your main job.

438
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:48,490
So I was like,

439
00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:50,170
on the Uber eats,

440
00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:53,370
like they sticker everything.

441
00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,569
So you can't really like,

442
00:10:54,569 --> 00:10:55,849
it'd be pretty obvious if I did.

443
00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:56,070
Oh,

444
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:57,039
if you rip the seal.

445
00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:57,419
Okay.

446
00:10:57,419 --> 00:10:57,750
Yeah,

447
00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:58,409
exactly.

448
00:10:58,409 --> 00:10:59,110
Uh,

449
00:10:59,110 --> 00:10:59,629
but,

450
00:10:59,629 --> 00:11:00,569
but that time I definitely,

451
00:11:00,569 --> 00:11:03,689
I was a little pissed at them cause they were
moving real slow and their fry smelt real good.

452
00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:04,580
And all I had was a salad.

453
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,100
I was like,

454
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:05,340
you know,

455
00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,810
I'm having a couple of fucking fries.

456
00:11:07,529 --> 00:11:08,769
Fuck these guys.

457
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,569
Really?

458
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:10,489
Oh man.

459
00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:11,210
Fuck these guys.

460
00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:14,410
So can you see like when we tip you before?

461
00:11:14,409 --> 00:11:15,549
Yeah.

462
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:15,689
Okay,

463
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:15,930
good.

464
00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:16,910
So that counts.

465
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:17,689
Okay.

466
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:20,250
Like if I give like a four or five like dollar tip on like,

467
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:20,470
uh,

468
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,290
well as a driver,

469
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,289
it's easy to know if someone's tipped you,

470
00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:24,169
it doesn't say like,

471
00:11:24,169 --> 00:11:27,779
here's your main fair and here's your tip until way after,

472
00:11:27,779 --> 00:11:31,740
but most main fairs are less than like $4 unless it's just super,

473
00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:32,559
super long trip.

474
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:32,740
Oh,

475
00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:33,090
okay.

476
00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:34,700
So if I get something that's like,

477
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:34,890
Hey,

478
00:11:34,889 --> 00:11:35,379
it's a $4,

479
00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:35,889
you know,

480
00:11:35,889 --> 00:11:36,389
delivery.

481
00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:36,750
It's like,

482
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:37,019
well,

483
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:37,659
fuck that guy.

484
00:11:37,659 --> 00:11:38,730
He's not tipping.

485
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:40,509
But if it's a $12 delivery,

486
00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:42,970
most likely eight bucks of that is tip.

487
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:43,210
Right.

488
00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:43,930
So then I'm like,

489
00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:44,520
that guy's cool.

490
00:11:44,519 --> 00:11:45,589
I'm going to bring him some food.

491
00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:46,009
Really?

492
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:46,730
Probably stoned.

493
00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:46,970
Oh,

494
00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:47,800
okay.

495
00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:48,329
Right on.

496
00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:49,779
So now I got to tell the guy,

497
00:11:49,779 --> 00:11:50,349
hang on.

498
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:51,769
I got to count my fries.

499
00:11:51,769 --> 00:11:52,539
You should.

500
00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:53,250
Yeah.

501
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,730
Make sure they're all there.

502
00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:54,910
Yeah.

503
00:11:54,909 --> 00:11:55,529
Why is this sticker?

504
00:11:55,529 --> 00:11:56,329
There's two missing here.

505
00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:57,129
What's going on?

506
00:11:57,129 --> 00:11:57,279
Yeah.

507
00:11:57,279 --> 00:11:58,730
Put that on a note to the restaurant.

508
00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:00,889
Like I want exactly 25.

509
00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:01,210
Yeah,

510
00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:01,930
that's right.

511
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,110
And I'm going to count them.

512
00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:03,529
No kidding.

513
00:12:03,529 --> 00:12:03,990
Dinner,

514
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:04,940
24 fries.

515
00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:06,490
Hell will be paid.

516
00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:07,019
I like that.

517
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,099
You open up your bag and you take a sniff and you go,

518
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,240
this smells like balls.

519
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,370
You put the balls on my fries.

520
00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:12,899
Oh,

521
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:13,129
wait,

522
00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:13,350
no,

523
00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,560
it's just Arby's.

524
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,809
It's the horsey sauce.

525
00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:17,369
It's fresh.

526
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,649
They definitely got the meats.

527
00:12:20,649 --> 00:12:22,730
Well,

528
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:26,490
we got the VO guy here.

529
00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,019
I'm doing reams.

530
00:12:28,019 --> 00:12:28,329
Yeah.

531
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:31,370
It sounds like it works for me.

532
00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:32,810
Uh,

533
00:12:32,809 --> 00:12:33,240
we're,

534
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:33,480
oh,

535
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,560
say Patty's there.

536
00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:35,369
So anyways,

537
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,129
amateur hour again,

538
00:12:37,129 --> 00:12:41,330
I think this is two weeks in a row where
I'm coming in with like Uber amateur hour,

539
00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:41,600
uh,

540
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,400
big Dick,

541
00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:43,789
Nick and Coley came over.

542
00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:45,049
We went and had some brunch,

543
00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:46,729
which meant a shit ton of mimosas.

544
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:47,769
Yeah.

545
00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:48,250
You know,

546
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,080
they're included.

547
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,320
Got to get your money's worth.

548
00:12:50,319 --> 00:12:51,049
That's right.

549
00:12:51,049 --> 00:12:52,729
Then we Ubered over to naughty pine,

550
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,730
had a few beers there.

551
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:54,930
Brit was releasing her new,

552
00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:55,130
uh,

553
00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,409
well she does it every year,

554
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,149
but the black IPA,

555
00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:58,019
which is delicious.

556
00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:58,649
Hell yeah.

557
00:12:58,649 --> 00:13:00,649
And then we Ubered,

558
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:00,939
actually,

559
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:01,450
that's not true.

560
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:06,860
We got a ride from a Wiley over to pedals and pints tried Monica's,

561
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:07,129
uh,

562
00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:09,180
anniversary release from last week.

563
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:12,410
I don't think we're allowed to call him that anymore.

564
00:13:12,409 --> 00:13:14,870
I don't know what is sorry.

565
00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:17,009
Had a few beers there.

566
00:13:17,009 --> 00:13:20,330
And that's about all I remember.

567
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:20,769
We,

568
00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:22,519
we came back at some point and uh,

569
00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:22,919
really,

570
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:23,220
yeah,

571
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,930
I sort of remember like making some food and by making some food,

572
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,690
I just went to town on some ice cream at some point.

573
00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:29,170
Oh man.

574
00:13:29,169 --> 00:13:29,769
Total,

575
00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:30,569
total drug munchies.

576
00:13:30,569 --> 00:13:33,609
Punk snack.

577
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,370
Ice cream was a bad choice.

578
00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:38,569
That's where we draw the line.

579
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:39,209
Yeah.

580
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,370
This is where I've offended everybody.

581
00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:41,990
Yep.

582
00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,129
That's it.

583
00:13:43,129 --> 00:13:43,860
Yeah.

584
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,930
Now I'm almost curious what the flavor was like.

585
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,910
That could really make or break it.

586
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,290
One of them was mint chip.

587
00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:49,609
Oh,

588
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:50,889
I was going to say it better be that.

589
00:13:54,509 --> 00:13:55,610
I forget what the,

590
00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:56,799
the other one was.

591
00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:57,209
Um,

592
00:13:57,210 --> 00:14:00,090
some sort of chocolatey something like white,

593
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:00,500
you know,

594
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:04,460
vanilla ice cream with some chocolate swirls or
some shit like a bunch of swirls or something.

595
00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,310
The mint helps.

596
00:14:05,309 --> 00:14:06,399
Mint was delicious.

597
00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:07,079
I like that.

598
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,490
They're sell the stomach.

599
00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:09,289
Everything was good.

600
00:14:09,289 --> 00:14:11,769
It was like a beer float.

601
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:12,549
Beer float.

602
00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:13,000
Yeah.

603
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,289
No,

604
00:14:13,289 --> 00:14:15,049
I don't really remember,

605
00:14:15,049 --> 00:14:16,279
but if my wife was smart,

606
00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:17,529
she cut me off.

607
00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:21,850
Like there's no way I should have been drinking after all the drinking we did.

608
00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:22,220
Yeah.

609
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:22,480
Yeah.

610
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,769
I don't remember coming home.

611
00:14:23,769 --> 00:14:24,809
I was,

612
00:14:24,809 --> 00:14:25,369
it was one of those,

613
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:29,129
like I was so drunk that I checked the ring camera to see what time we got home.

614
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,329
It was like 5 30 in the afternoon.

615
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,879
That's telling that hammered that early.

616
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:34,160
Wow.

617
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:34,750
Yeah.

618
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,049
Well,

619
00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:38,459
well note to self the next time I drink so much that my stomach aches,

620
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:38,570
uh,

621
00:14:38,569 --> 00:14:40,490
I'm going to get some mint chip ice cream.

622
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:41,019
Yeah.

623
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:41,799
That down.

624
00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:42,309
Yeah.

625
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:43,769
That worked out well.

626
00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:44,240
I was,

627
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,610
it was delicious and,

628
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:45,850
uh,

629
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:46,730
served a purpose.

630
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,220
Day drinking is rough.

631
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:48,559
Yeah.

632
00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:49,009
I mean,

633
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:51,220
can we just kind of segue into that?

634
00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:53,220
Once you hit your late thirties and above,

635
00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:53,690
you know,

636
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,400
day drinking is not what it used to be.

637
00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:57,829
It's my favorite kind of drinking actually.

638
00:14:57,829 --> 00:14:58,659
Is it really?

639
00:14:58,660 --> 00:14:59,090
I can't,

640
00:14:59,089 --> 00:15:00,879
I love it while it's happening.

641
00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:02,509
I can't do the night drinking.

642
00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:06,889
So flex and see you enjoy going out at like five or six with a hangover already.

643
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:07,420
Well,

644
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,019
no,

645
00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:12,210
cause like there's enough time in between being drunk.

646
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:12,410
Oh,

647
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:13,980
you can keep getting drunk.

648
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:14,230
Well,

649
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:14,370
no,

650
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,110
it's like by the time you go to bed,

651
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:19,470
you're like waking up at the end of your hangover.

652
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:19,700
Oh,

653
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,400
as opposed to like drinking late at night,

654
00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:24,370
going to bed,

655
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,370
you know,

656
00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:31,289
and we've had this conversation before where you wake
up before you're hungover cause you're still drunk.

657
00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:38,529
And then actually living the hangover is probably the worst thing drinking wise.

658
00:15:38,529 --> 00:15:40,250
It really is,

659
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:40,410
you know,

660
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:41,759
cause you wake up and you're like,

661
00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:42,240
Holy shit,

662
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,029
I feel great.

663
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,250
And then about two hours later,

664
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,069
you're like,

665
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:45,169
fuck,

666
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,870
I shouldn't have had a donut.

667
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:47,289
No man.

668
00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:49,059
Usually hits you about the time you get to work.

669
00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:49,379
Yep.

670
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,339
And then it's like,

671
00:15:50,339 --> 00:15:50,529
Oh,

672
00:15:50,529 --> 00:15:51,399
what have I done?

673
00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:54,230
The headache comes on and the stomach starts gurgling.

674
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:54,720
You're like,

675
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:54,970
fuck,

676
00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:55,220
fuck,

677
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:55,470
fuck,

678
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:55,789
fuck,

679
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:55,970
fuck,

680
00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:56,220
fuck,

681
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:56,639
fuck,

682
00:15:56,649 --> 00:15:57,319
fuck.

683
00:15:57,319 --> 00:15:57,889
I don't know,

684
00:15:57,889 --> 00:15:58,250
man.

685
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:58,670
Yeah.

686
00:15:58,670 --> 00:15:59,450
I was in Vegas,

687
00:15:59,450 --> 00:15:59,700
uh,

688
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,180
for a Raider game that too.

689
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:01,610
I guess,

690
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,170
you know,

691
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,460
the season's over,

692
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:03,710
but,

693
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:04,090
um,

694
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:04,669
yeah,

695
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,540
I started drinking.

696
00:16:06,539 --> 00:16:07,859
Like I was like,

697
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:08,440
well,

698
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,690
we're here.

699
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:10,330
It's nine o'clock.

700
00:16:10,329 --> 00:16:11,779
In the morning better start.

701
00:16:11,779 --> 00:16:13,210
And so it was just Jack and Coke's.

702
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:13,610
Ooh.

703
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:14,089
Yeah.

704
00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:14,649
So then,

705
00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:15,049
uh,

706
00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:15,289
I,

707
00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:15,730
you know,

708
00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:17,279
I started like kind of teetering off.

709
00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:17,740
I was like,

710
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:18,759
if I don't slow this down,

711
00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:20,769
I'm going to fall asleep before the game.

712
00:16:20,769 --> 00:16:21,339
And then,

713
00:16:21,339 --> 00:16:22,369
so I did and I just like,

714
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:22,700
okay,

715
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,930
I'll have some beers.

716
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,340
And then around the game start,

717
00:16:25,339 --> 00:16:26,809
I started getting a headache.

718
00:16:26,809 --> 00:16:27,220
I'm like,

719
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:27,680
Oh my God,

720
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,110
I'm getting hung over.

721
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:29,629
Like,

722
00:16:29,629 --> 00:16:30,710
so I have to like,

723
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:31,170
yeah,

724
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:33,080
it's got to keep a struggle.

725
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,879
It is a struggle and I'd prefer to do without it.

726
00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:36,269
Yeah.

727
00:16:36,269 --> 00:16:36,720
It's a,

728
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:40,809
it's rough as we get older and find it to be a bigger and bigger problem.

729
00:16:40,809 --> 00:16:42,129
I love day drinking.

730
00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:46,379
I love mimosas and getting a nice buzz on before noon and that kind of thing.

731
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:46,639
But,

732
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,639
but the end of the day,

733
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:48,850
I just can't remember it.

734
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:49,279
Right.

735
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,569
That's like two weeks in a row.

736
00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:51,929
That's the struggle.

737
00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,509
I may have a problem.

738
00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:54,329
That's the struggle.

739
00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:54,569
Anybody else,

740
00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:55,699
anything fun for St.

741
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,050
Patty's day and remember it?

742
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:57,779
Nope.

743
00:16:57,779 --> 00:16:59,370
I just stayed home.

744
00:16:59,370 --> 00:16:59,850
Yeah.

745
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:02,009
Flex anything?

746
00:17:02,009 --> 00:17:02,410
That,

747
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:03,009
you know,

748
00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:03,600
I worked,

749
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,490
we did the classic annual corn beef at the in-laws home.

750
00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:08,199
Wow.

751
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:08,990
Phenomenal.

752
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:12,470
I ate probably about six pounds worth of food.

753
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,420
Had a couple beers,

754
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:14,170
had the,

755
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:15,690
annual Tullamore do shot,

756
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:16,289
you know,

757
00:17:16,289 --> 00:17:18,019
like the little cheers to St.

758
00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:19,130
Patrick's day.

759
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,100
But,

760
00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:20,730
uh,

761
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:21,220
yeah,

762
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:21,539
I,

763
00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:23,399
I never go crazy for St.

764
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,580
Patrick's day.

765
00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:24,710
Yeah.

766
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,610
You got kids and shit.

767
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:25,769
Yeah.

768
00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:28,319
It's like my Monday afternoons is when I go crazy.

769
00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:29,740
Anybody have a Guinness?

770
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,329
Nope.

771
00:17:30,329 --> 00:17:31,369
Why would I do that?

772
00:17:31,369 --> 00:17:32,209
Fantastic.

773
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,190
Right answer.

774
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:35,210
I saw a thing on Facebook today.

775
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,450
It was like the proper way to drink a Guinness.

776
00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:39,279
Pour it down the drain.

777
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:39,910
Yeah.

778
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:40,480
Amen.

779
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,110
Yeah.

780
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,330
Shots fired.

781
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,210
Yeah.

782
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:43,450
Are you,

783
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:44,420
you're not a Guinness fan,

784
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:44,870
are you?

785
00:17:44,869 --> 00:17:45,069
No,

786
00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:46,119
but you're not a hater.

787
00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:46,439
No.

788
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,370
Just in the middle.

789
00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:47,689
Yeah.

790
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:48,529
Okay.

791
00:17:48,529 --> 00:17:48,970
Yeah.

792
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,139
How do we feel about green beer?

793
00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,849
I am anti green beer.

794
00:17:52,849 --> 00:17:56,899
I guess my rule on it is if you can blindfold me and it's still,

795
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,930
I can't tell it's green.

796
00:17:57,929 --> 00:17:58,739
I don't really care.

797
00:17:58,740 --> 00:17:59,210
Yeah.

798
00:17:59,210 --> 00:17:59,690
I mean,

799
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:00,570
it tastes the same.

800
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:01,420
It just silly.

801
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:01,559
Yeah.

802
00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:03,529
Does it change the color of your piss though?

803
00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:05,130
I've never known.

804
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,650
I'm usually too drunk to know.

805
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:07,300
It's like,

806
00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:08,019
it's blue.

807
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,070
What the fuck?

808
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,539
If you drink enough of it,

809
00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:11,289
maybe.

810
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:11,450
All right,

811
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:12,340
now we need some green beer.

812
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:12,700
Actually,

813
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,559
it wouldn't come out blue.

814
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:13,849
Right?

815
00:18:13,849 --> 00:18:14,329
That doesn't,

816
00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:15,440
that's primary yellow.

817
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:15,789
Yeah.

818
00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:17,099
So it'd be like Mountain Dew.

819
00:18:17,099 --> 00:18:17,529
Yeah.

820
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:17,769
Yeah.

821
00:18:17,769 --> 00:18:19,630
Limish.

822
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:20,120
Yeah.

823
00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:20,250
Color.

824
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,009
I don't know.

825
00:18:21,009 --> 00:18:21,799
Got green beer.

826
00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:23,230
I drank it and just,

827
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,570
it's just beer.

828
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:25,130
Correct.

829
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,050
Change colors on.

830
00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:27,329
Doesn't,

831
00:18:27,329 --> 00:18:27,960
doesn't do anything.

832
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,329
I'm not like,

833
00:18:28,329 --> 00:18:28,569
Ooh,

834
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,010
I'm going to that bar because they have green.

835
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:30,230
Yeah.

836
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:30,630
I don't know.

837
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:31,530
I'm getting excited over it.

838
00:18:31,529 --> 00:18:34,480
I also feel like that fat is like fading out.

839
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,289
Like it was cool.

840
00:18:35,289 --> 00:18:37,360
Like 10 to 12 years ago.

841
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:37,610
Right.

842
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,050
It was cool in our like twenties.

843
00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:39,529
Right.

844
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:40,009
Right.

845
00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:44,409
It sort of feels like one of those things that
you're into while you're still drinking shitty beer.

846
00:18:44,409 --> 00:18:44,849
It's like,

847
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:44,980
Oh,

848
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,130
you want to fuck up my bud light.

849
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:46,720
Who cares?

850
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,289
Who cares?

851
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:47,509
Like,

852
00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:47,730
yeah,

853
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,220
Megan green.

854
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,289
It's not going to taste worse.

855
00:18:49,289 --> 00:18:50,650
Food coloring into that.

856
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:51,130
Yeah.

857
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,070
I'll chug it.

858
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:52,780
A little better.

859
00:18:52,779 --> 00:18:54,409
At least it'll look like what it tastes like.

860
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:55,219
I'm sorry.

861
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:55,610
So,

862
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:55,880
yeah.

863
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:56,309
All right.

864
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:56,539
Well,

865
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:57,079
good times.

866
00:18:57,079 --> 00:18:57,279
Yeah.

867
00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:58,090
No green beer for me.

868
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:01,450
There was one that you remember.

869
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:02,100
True.

870
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:02,569
No.

871
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,370
I know.

872
00:19:03,369 --> 00:19:04,009
I mean,

873
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:07,929
all the breweries were at this weekend.

874
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,259
No green beer on tap.

875
00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:13,690
The only brewery in the area to be douchey enough
to put green in their beer was 14 cannons.

876
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:19,369
And they actually sponsored ads on Instagram,

877
00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:20,649
like come for the green beer.

878
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:21,480
Yeah.

879
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,289
Just cracking.

880
00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:25,130
That's 14 shots fired.

881
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,070
Yeah.

882
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,160
So good times.

883
00:19:30,159 --> 00:19:31,119
All right.

884
00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:32,730
I wanted to mention,

885
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,250
I wanted to get like sappy for a second.

886
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:34,809
Let's do it.

887
00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:34,970
You know,

888
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:36,179
figured have the,

889
00:19:36,179 --> 00:19:37,690
all the fellows back for,

890
00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:40,190
for episode 400 and,

891
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:40,809
you know,

892
00:19:40,809 --> 00:19:42,250
all that stuff.

893
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:46,599
What I didn't realize until today before we were like,

894
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:47,129
I'm working,

895
00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:48,820
thinking about what we're going to talk about tonight.

896
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:49,210
I was like,

897
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:49,369
Oh,

898
00:19:49,369 --> 00:19:50,969
not only is this episode 400,

899
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:56,329
this is the first time like we've all been in the same room together in four,

900
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,309
like exactly four years.

901
00:19:58,309 --> 00:19:58,539
Yeah.

902
00:19:58,539 --> 00:19:59,799
COVID happened.

903
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,990
We went remote.

904
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,809
Then Dan dumped water on his computer.

905
00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:05,210
Scott took an extended vacation.

906
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,769
Not enough rice in the world was going to save me that day.

907
00:20:07,769 --> 00:20:12,009
Flex bought a computer.

908
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:13,049
Flex bought a computer.

909
00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:15,450
Moved him up to the top at that point.

910
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:16,099
So yeah,

911
00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:16,690
it was just,

912
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,799
it was kind of fun.

913
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:18,500
I was like,

914
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,139
Oh shit.

915
00:20:19,139 --> 00:20:23,849
I didn't realize it's been exactly because it was
like March 15th when the world shut down or whatever,

916
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:24,789
or something like that.

917
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:26,409
That's a trip to really like think about.

918
00:20:26,409 --> 00:20:26,809
Cause I,

919
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,279
we're trying to find out,

920
00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:29,869
is it on the exact day?

921
00:20:29,869 --> 00:20:30,679
Maybe not.

922
00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:31,529
Oh no,

923
00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:32,630
it would be close.

924
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,580
Cause like St.

925
00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:38,819
Patrick's day that year was like the last day people were like out.

926
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,050
Yeah.

927
00:20:39,049 --> 00:20:40,570
Yeah.

928
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:41,050
I remember,

929
00:20:41,049 --> 00:20:43,380
I think it was like a couple of days later after the,

930
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,530
at least in California for the shutdown,

931
00:20:45,529 --> 00:20:46,950
but like all the local brewers like,

932
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:47,179
Hey,

933
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:47,909
come out for St.

934
00:20:47,909 --> 00:20:48,909
Patty's day celebration.

935
00:20:48,909 --> 00:20:50,769
Like why you still can't.

936
00:20:50,769 --> 00:20:51,130
So,

937
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:51,490
uh,

938
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,220
yeah,

939
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,690
it was something.

940
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:54,650
Yeah.

941
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:55,690
Evil,

942
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:56,650
evil leprechaun.

943
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,630
It was batch one 95.

944
00:20:58,630 --> 00:20:59,890
I looked it up.

945
00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:03,129
That was the last time we were all in the room together,

946
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:03,760
but recorded that,

947
00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:04,200
you know,

948
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:04,889
cause of our schedule,

949
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,309
like a week before that actually came out.

950
00:21:06,309 --> 00:21:10,599
It was towards the end of the March where we're
the last time we were in the same room together.

951
00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:11,399
What a trip.

952
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:11,830
Yeah.

953
00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:13,000
The last time we did the,

954
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,240
uh,

955
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:13,549
the,

956
00:21:13,549 --> 00:21:13,779
uh,

957
00:21:13,779 --> 00:21:15,450
March madness tournament.

958
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:16,599
Oh yeah.

959
00:21:16,599 --> 00:21:17,519
That's right.

960
00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:18,710
Those were fun.

961
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:19,090
Yes.

962
00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:20,170
Blind beer tasting.

963
00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:21,140
That's right.

964
00:21:21,139 --> 00:21:21,449
Yeah.

965
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:21,740
So,

966
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,009
uh,

967
00:21:22,009 --> 00:21:23,139
so good times.

968
00:21:23,139 --> 00:21:23,669
Good times.

969
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:24,340
Indeed.

970
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:24,460
Uh,

971
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:25,159
all right.

972
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,569
Before we get any further,

973
00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:31,050
let's ask the most important question of the night.

974
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,750
In a world where craft beer is...

975
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,750
GOT 'EM!

976
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:39,250
In a world where muscles are bigger than groundless...

977
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,250
Goddamn!

978
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,250
Only one Tom can guide us.

979
00:21:51,299 --> 00:21:52,299
One time.

980
00:21:52,299 --> 00:21:53,180
(engines roaring)

981
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,500
One Tongue Jobber!

982
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,190
In this world,

983
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,500
we must find out...

984
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,000
Is it clobbering time?

985
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,000
When is it over?

986
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
That's what she said.

987
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,000
What is Flax drinking?

988
00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:21,970
Is it done?

989
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:22,870
Yeah.

990
00:22:22,869 --> 00:22:23,289
Okay,

991
00:22:23,289 --> 00:22:23,869
it's done.

992
00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:24,469
Uh,

993
00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:27,970
so today Flex is drinking Amorphic beer.

994
00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:28,350
Uh,

995
00:22:28,349 --> 00:22:30,529
this is my serious face.

996
00:22:30,529 --> 00:22:32,930
It is a double New England IPA.

997
00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:33,730
Hazy,

998
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:34,640
of course,

999
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,250
because that's me.

1000
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,430
It is hopped with Mosaic,

1001
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,009
Mosaic Cryo and Mo...

1002
00:22:40,009 --> 00:22:43,569
M- *sigh* Beer Girl Mel hit me with this one.

1003
00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:44,889
Mo-Tuca?

1004
00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:46,730
I think that's what she said it is.

1005
00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:48,130
I thought it was Mo-Tueca.

1006
00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:48,710
It's not,

1007
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:49,590
it's Mo-Tuca,

1008
00:22:49,589 --> 00:22:50,769
I believe she said.

1009
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,049
So that's what it's hopped with.

1010
00:22:52,049 --> 00:22:52,980
Um,

1011
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:57,250
Untapped has it at a 4.08.

1012
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,769
Not a lot of ratings,

1013
00:22:58,769 --> 00:23:00,690
but still respectable.

1014
00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:01,059
Um,

1015
00:23:01,059 --> 00:23:03,039
and that's basically what the,

1016
00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:03,339
uh,

1017
00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:05,339
description says to Mosaic,

1018
00:23:05,339 --> 00:23:06,169
Mosaic Cryo.

1019
00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:11,610
Mo-Tuca hops bring an intense hop flavor and
aroma of dank blueberry without the bitterness.

1020
00:23:11,609 --> 00:23:17,809
Creamy daddy mouthfeel from a hefty dose of oats and wheat.

1021
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:19,890
well it's hazy.

1022
00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:20,380
I mean,

1023
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,250
we see that.

1024
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:22,130
Mm-hmm.

1025
00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:22,770
Great head.

1026
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:23,769
Perfect glass.

1027
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:24,170
Just insane.

1028
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:28,170
And are we clear on like where the emphasis is on the title of the beer?

1029
00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,850
Like this is my serious face.

1030
00:23:30,849 --> 00:23:32,639
I think it would be like,

1031
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,610
this is my serious face.

1032
00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:35,969
Okay.

1033
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:36,370
Any,

1034
00:23:36,369 --> 00:23:37,369
any other takers?

1035
00:23:37,369 --> 00:23:41,209
This is my serious face.

1036
00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:43,170
*laughter* You'll have to look it up.

1037
00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:43,529
Yeah.

1038
00:23:43,529 --> 00:23:44,569
I don't know.

1039
00:23:44,569 --> 00:23:45,269
You know,

1040
00:23:45,269 --> 00:23:45,930
have fun with it,

1041
00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:46,450
I guess.

1042
00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:46,759
I don't know.

1043
00:23:46,769 --> 00:23:48,609
This is my serious face!

1044
00:23:48,609 --> 00:23:49,109
Face.

1045
00:23:49,109 --> 00:23:52,469
[LAUGHTER]

1046
00:23:51,059 --> 00:23:52,690
I like that one the best.

1047
00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:56,460
It's very sweet on the old schnauzer.

1048
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:57,450
Like,

1049
00:23:57,450 --> 00:23:57,590
uh,

1050
00:23:57,589 --> 00:23:58,259
not florally,

1051
00:23:58,259 --> 00:23:59,349
but like sweet green,

1052
00:23:59,349 --> 00:23:59,689
like,

1053
00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:00,500
I don't know.

1054
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,109
Almost like sweetness.

1055
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:02,259
Yeah.

1056
00:24:02,259 --> 00:24:03,359
Like hop sweets.

1057
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:03,539
Like,

1058
00:24:03,539 --> 00:24:04,349
I don't know.

1059
00:24:04,349 --> 00:24:05,109
Delicious.

1060
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:05,449
So,

1061
00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:05,910
and then,

1062
00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:06,150
uh,

1063
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:07,300
without further ado.

1064
00:24:07,299 --> 00:24:12,029
That was a bong rip.

1065
00:24:12,029 --> 00:24:14,649
It sounded like one.

1066
00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:16,170
He's dabbling.

1067
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:17,140
Okay.

1068
00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:18,570
Um,

1069
00:24:18,569 --> 00:24:19,539
it is very dank.

1070
00:24:19,569 --> 00:24:20,309
I hate when,

1071
00:24:20,309 --> 00:24:20,980
you know,

1072
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:25,519
beers put berries on their description because you never really know.

1073
00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:27,119
It's very hoppy.

1074
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:28,609
It's very dank.

1075
00:24:28,609 --> 00:24:30,179
You get a little,

1076
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,090
that sweetness,

1077
00:24:31,089 --> 00:24:31,379
you know,

1078
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:32,990
coming through in the midst and,

1079
00:24:32,990 --> 00:24:33,210
uh,

1080
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:33,819
you know,

1081
00:24:33,819 --> 00:24:34,759
like they said,

1082
00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:35,700
no bitterness.

1083
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,250
So this is great beer.

1084
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,539
It's a 8% ABV.

1085
00:24:38,539 --> 00:24:41,579
So it's like right in my wheelhouse.

1086
00:24:41,579 --> 00:24:42,099
I love that.

1087
00:24:42,099 --> 00:24:42,789
Uh,

1088
00:24:42,789 --> 00:24:43,539
drink that all day.

1089
00:24:43,539 --> 00:24:44,420
Perfect flex beer.

1090
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,810
And this is actually,

1091
00:24:45,809 --> 00:24:48,500
I've only had like another beer from a Morphic.

1092
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:48,920
So,

1093
00:24:48,930 --> 00:24:49,150
um,

1094
00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:49,890
you know,

1095
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,560
this is where all their stuff is like,

1096
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:52,980
uh,

1097
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:54,900
we'll dabble a little bit more.

1098
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:57,730
A little more dabbling is in order.

1099
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:58,660
A little more tongue jabbing.

1100
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:01,460
Dabble in those beer berries.

1101
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:05,170
The beer berries tastes like beer berries.

1102
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,100
Uh,

1103
00:25:06,099 --> 00:25:06,589
all right.

1104
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:08,509
Let's do a little news while we're here.

1105
00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:08,750
Sure.

1106
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:12,680
Alaska airlines and Fremont brewing create cloud cruiser IPA.

1107
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,799
You can now fly the friendly skies drunk out of your ass.

1108
00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:18,730
Fremont's pretty good.

1109
00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:19,220
I guess.

1110
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,269
I like me some Fremont.

1111
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,000
They're out of,

1112
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,339
uh,

1113
00:25:21,339 --> 00:25:21,719
Seattle.

1114
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,299
I believe.

1115
00:25:22,299 --> 00:25:22,990
I don't know.

1116
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:24,120
Washington.

1117
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:25,629
Something like that.

1118
00:25:25,630 --> 00:25:28,380
Crowd cruiser cloud cloud.

1119
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:31,780
It's with the airline companies.

1120
00:25:31,779 --> 00:25:32,869
I got it.

1121
00:25:32,869 --> 00:25:33,539
Genius.

1122
00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:37,459
Who came up with that one?

1123
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:40,259
I can't wait for flexes reaction here.

1124
00:25:40,259 --> 00:25:47,859
New Belgium's voodoo Ranger has created a
new IPA in partnership with tombstone pizza.

1125
00:25:47,859 --> 00:25:49,269
Tombstone.

1126
00:25:49,269 --> 00:25:51,970
What do you want on your tombstone?

1127
00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:52,680
Holy shit.

1128
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,170
Is it pepperoni and cheese?

1129
00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:55,960
Is it ketchup flavored?

1130
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,079
Ketchup and cardboard?

1131
00:25:58,079 --> 00:25:58,480
Yeah.

1132
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,920
Their sauce was terrible on tombstone.

1133
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,100
Um,

1134
00:26:01,099 --> 00:26:02,099
just the sauce.

1135
00:26:02,099 --> 00:26:04,769
The crust got too crumpled.

1136
00:26:04,769 --> 00:26:05,519
I don't know.

1137
00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:06,569
Everything was terrible.

1138
00:26:06,569 --> 00:26:06,769
No,

1139
00:26:06,769 --> 00:26:07,569
it's the Jordan.

1140
00:26:07,569 --> 00:26:09,059
I'll get the fuck out of here.

1141
00:26:09,059 --> 00:26:09,720
The crust.

1142
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,620
Other than that,

1143
00:26:10,619 --> 00:26:11,619
it's not too bad.

1144
00:26:11,619 --> 00:26:11,939
Yeah.

1145
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,340
I'll take any day of the week,

1146
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:14,779
man.

1147
00:26:14,779 --> 00:26:15,059
Oh,

1148
00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:16,720
I don't know what that is.

1149
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,150
I do.

1150
00:26:17,150 --> 00:26:18,180
Neither do I.

1151
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:18,900
Like a local.

1152
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:19,060
No,

1153
00:26:19,059 --> 00:26:22,179
it's from fucking Nestle.

1154
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,759
They do the jack.

1155
00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:24,180
Really?

1156
00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:27,370
They do the tombstone and they do the Jordan.

1157
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,260
there must be a regional thing.

1158
00:26:29,259 --> 00:26:31,660
Like it's all the same pizza company.

1159
00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:32,160
Oh,

1160
00:26:33,299 --> 00:26:36,019
do you come to Milwaukee often?

1161
00:26:36,019 --> 00:26:36,980
Oh,

1162
00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:37,579
we don't,

1163
00:26:37,579 --> 00:26:38,099
we don't,

1164
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:38,579
we don't get it.

1165
00:26:38,579 --> 00:26:42,889
I guess the fun fact too is Wisconsin is the number one frozen pizza sales.

1166
00:26:42,889 --> 00:26:44,750
We have talked about that.

1167
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:45,380
Oh,

1168
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:46,160
there you go.

1169
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:46,940
There you go.

1170
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:51,220
Maybe that's why we have way more followed closely behind by Scott's apartment.

1171
00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:51,610
Uh,

1172
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,990
well here's where it gets good.

1173
00:26:53,990 --> 00:27:00,829
Now the beer delivers the flavors of a pizza
with a finishing pepperoni kick of heat.

1174
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,389
I'm in on this.

1175
00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:02,979
Just you wait.

1176
00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:06,900
Cause this four pack is priced at 49 99.

1177
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,620
Not in on that.

1178
00:27:07,619 --> 00:27:08,019
Wow.

1179
00:27:08,019 --> 00:27:10,359
What the fuck?

1180
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,740
Four pack of voodoo ranger pizza beer.

1181
00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:12,980
Yeah.

1182
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,940
50 bucks for a four pack.

1183
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:15,059
Oh,

1184
00:27:15,059 --> 00:27:16,339
I was thinking as well.

1185
00:27:16,339 --> 00:27:18,659
Another variety of after work beer.

1186
00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:19,509
I know.

1187
00:27:19,509 --> 00:27:20,809
Not so much.

1188
00:27:20,809 --> 00:27:21,619
Yeah.

1189
00:27:21,619 --> 00:27:21,939
I know.

1190
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,380
When you said they were teaming up with someone,

1191
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,020
I assume because of,

1192
00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:25,750
you know,

1193
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:28,170
I thought it was Jolly Rancher.

1194
00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:28,780
Yeah.

1195
00:27:28,779 --> 00:27:29,779
I was like,

1196
00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:30,019
all right,

1197
00:27:30,019 --> 00:27:30,659
here we go.

1198
00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:32,019
The juices loose baby.

1199
00:27:32,019 --> 00:27:32,279
Uh,

1200
00:27:32,279 --> 00:27:34,930
this comes from the voodoo ranger website.

1201
00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:39,059
This 7% so the voodoo ranger is going to kill its wife.

1202
00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:46,259
How much are they going to sell that for a four pack?

1203
00:27:46,259 --> 00:27:48,819
Which is going to come for you on next dude.

1204
00:27:48,819 --> 00:27:49,319
Yeah.

1205
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:53,080
this comes from the voodoo ranger website.

1206
00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:58,089
This 7% ABV slice of heaven delivers the flavors of tombstones,

1207
00:27:58,089 --> 00:27:59,490
crispy crust,

1208
00:27:59,490 --> 00:28:06,730
tangy tomato sauce and savory herbs and spices into an ice cold beer.

1209
00:28:06,730 --> 00:28:08,900
This finishing pepperoni kick of heat though,

1210
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:12,170
and make you reach for another slice or another pint.

1211
00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:13,460
And before anybody corrects me,

1212
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:13,860
juices,

1213
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,250
loses starburst,

1214
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,099
not Jolly Rancher.

1215
00:28:16,099 --> 00:28:17,529
I just thought about that.

1216
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:17,869
Oh,

1217
00:28:17,869 --> 00:28:18,259
you can,

1218
00:28:18,259 --> 00:28:19,869
you can stand down Twitter.

1219
00:28:19,869 --> 00:28:20,829
Yes.

1220
00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:21,690
Self-corrected.

1221
00:28:21,690 --> 00:28:23,180
So back off to your beer.

1222
00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:23,740
I got it.

1223
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:24,339
I got it.

1224
00:28:24,339 --> 00:28:25,639
Sorry.

1225
00:28:25,639 --> 00:28:27,459
Apologies.

1226
00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:31,380
And his weirdo cousin chew your root.

1227
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:36,690
It would be wild if you would actually have to like bake this

1228
00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:42,086
beer in the oven before like preheat the oven for 25 for 11 to

1229
00:28:42,086 --> 00:28:47,139
14 minutes and then enjoy pop in your freezer or something.

1230
00:28:47,139 --> 00:28:47,379
Yeah.

1231
00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:52,180
DeVros,

1232
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:52,870
uh,

1233
00:28:52,869 --> 00:29:02,899
beer numbers are in for super bowl and Valentine's day and on premise
super bowl and Valentine's day performance was down compared to last year.

1234
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,200
So that begs the question,

1235
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,210
did no one get laid on Valentine's day?

1236
00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:06,440
No,

1237
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,710
no one's getting drunk.

1238
00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:08,910
That's the only way it happens,

1239
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:09,210
right?

1240
00:29:09,210 --> 00:29:09,900
If you're not drunk,

1241
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:10,820
I don't think it happens.

1242
00:29:10,819 --> 00:29:11,059
Right.

1243
00:29:11,059 --> 00:29:15,460
I think this might've been the first Valentine's
day in like 10 years that I got some,

1244
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:18,079
I think you have to get her drunk.

1245
00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:18,559
Yeah.

1246
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:19,710
That's not me.

1247
00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:21,880
It just never falls on a good day.

1248
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,740
So is it just beer sales or is it alcohol?

1249
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:26,259
This was beer sales.

1250
00:29:26,259 --> 00:29:28,110
It was on on premise beer.

1251
00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:30,980
So I would say more of a whiny holiday,

1252
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:31,880
like a wine,

1253
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,630
a spirit,

1254
00:29:32,630 --> 00:29:34,030
like there you go.

1255
00:29:34,029 --> 00:29:35,980
Don't think romantic.

1256
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:36,099
Yes.

1257
00:29:36,099 --> 00:29:37,699
Involving a cork,

1258
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:42,259
possibly Probably some beads.

1259
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,500
I was gonna ask where the cork belonged but...

1260
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:45,759
Oh,

1261
00:29:45,759 --> 00:29:46,500
you got it.

1262
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,500
Yeah.

1263
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:53,099
Cigar City is laying off a bunch of people.

1264
00:29:53,099 --> 00:30:00,500
Parent company Monster is laying off 12 folks at the brewery as
they shift the brewery to a cross-category innovation center.

1265
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:01,410
Oh,

1266
00:30:01,410 --> 00:30:02,500
gross.

1267
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,500
Yeah.

1268
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:06,180
Original Cigar City brewmaster Wayne Wambles was also late.

1269
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,180
What a name.

1270
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,180
Wayne Wambles?

1271
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:08,529
I was like,

1272
00:30:08,529 --> 00:30:12,180
"Wayne Wambles?" Is this from Barbara Wawa?

1273
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:13,860
Gentlemen,

1274
00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:16,179
Wayne Wambles.

1275
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:17,480
Oh,

1276
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,180
man.

1277
00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:20,230
Yeah,

1278
00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:22,180
so...

1279
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:25,180
Wayne Wambles on and on and on.

1280
00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:27,180
He's quite the Wambler.

1281
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:28,180
That's right.

1282
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:30,180
I was born a Wambling Man.

1283
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:32,180
So was Wayne.

1284
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:33,180
That's insane.

1285
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:33,570
Oh,

1286
00:30:33,569 --> 00:30:34,179
man.

1287
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:34,420
Oh,

1288
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:35,180
good times.

1289
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,180
Where do you think he would hail from?

1290
00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:39,180
The Wambler?

1291
00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:42,180
I'm going with Florida.

1292
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:43,180
Wambler.

1293
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:43,690
You know,

1294
00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:45,180
the brewery's originally from Florida.

1295
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,410
A name like that,

1296
00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:48,180
it's got to be Florida.

1297
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,180
Fort Wayne.

1298
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:52,180
Wayne Wambler.

1299
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:54,180
Boca Waton.

1300
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:55,180
Yeah.

1301
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,180
Nicely done.

1302
00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:59,180
Scott's just Googling cities.

1303
00:30:59,180 --> 00:30:59,529
Yeah,

1304
00:30:59,529 --> 00:31:00,180
wait a second.

1305
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:02,180
Cities that start with R that I can fuck up.

1306
00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:05,180
I can't Google that fast.

1307
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:07,180
Windows 95 is still booting.

1308
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:07,570
Oh,

1309
00:31:07,569 --> 00:31:08,179
damn.

1310
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,180
You can't look that stuff up on a Razer.

1311
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:12,809
You can play Snake,

1312
00:31:12,809 --> 00:31:13,179
though.

1313
00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:15,180
Play Snake with the best of them.

1314
00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:16,180
It's a good game.

1315
00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:17,180
It is true.

1316
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:19,180
Classic.

1317
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:21,180
What else?

1318
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:21,500
Oh,

1319
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,180
the states in America,

1320
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:23,900
obviously,

1321
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:24,180
that drink the most beer.

1322
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:25,180
There's 50 of them.

1323
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:26,180
Yeah.

1324
00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,180
Okay.

1325
00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,180
That drink the most beer per capita.

1326
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,180
I can name all 50,

1327
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,180
but I feel like we'd be here all day.

1328
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:34,180
So let's do the top ten.

1329
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:35,180
I bet you can.

1330
00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:35,529
Here we go,

1331
00:31:35,529 --> 00:31:36,180
David Letterman.

1332
00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:37,180
Let's do it.

1333
00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:38,180
I'll start throwing my cards at the window.

1334
00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:39,180
Yeah.

1335
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,180
Number ten.

1336
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:41,180
Tennessee.

1337
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:42,180
Iowa.

1338
00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:43,180
I'm just going to keep guessing.

1339
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:44,180
Okay.

1340
00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:45,180
Number nine.

1341
00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:46,180
Florida.

1342
00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:47,180
Not Tennessee.

1343
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,180
Tennessee's top five.

1344
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:49,180
They're not.

1345
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:50,180
Oh.

1346
00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,180
Number nine is Hawaii.

1347
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,180
Oh.

1348
00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:53,180
I'm going to stop guessing.

1349
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,180
People are just going to get confused.

1350
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,180
Yeah.

1351
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:56,650
Number eight,

1352
00:31:56,650 --> 00:31:57,180
South Dakota.

1353
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:57,779
Well,

1354
00:31:57,779 --> 00:32:02,180
there's nothing more to do in South Dakota than just drink.

1355
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:03,180
Where's the Mount Rushmore?

1356
00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:04,180
Is that south or north?

1357
00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:05,180
That's south.

1358
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:05,600
It is,

1359
00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:06,179
right?

1360
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:07,180
Yeah.

1361
00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:10,190
Which means there's way less to do in number seven,

1362
00:32:10,190 --> 00:32:11,180
North Dakota.

1363
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,180
Yeah.

1364
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:12,759
Number seven,

1365
00:32:12,759 --> 00:32:13,180
Nevada.

1366
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,550
Number six,

1367
00:32:14,549 --> 00:32:15,179
Maine.

1368
00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:16,180
Ooh.

1369
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:16,539
Top five,

1370
00:32:16,539 --> 00:32:17,180
Pennsylvania.

1371
00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:18,850
Number four,

1372
00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:20,179
North Dakota.

1373
00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:21,180
Where's Massachusetts?

1374
00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:21,480
See,

1375
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,180
I told you.

1376
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:23,300
Number three,

1377
00:32:23,299 --> 00:32:24,179
Vermont.

1378
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:25,470
Number two,

1379
00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:26,180
Montana.

1380
00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,180
Ooh.

1381
00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:28,120
And number one,

1382
00:32:28,119 --> 00:32:29,179
New Hampshire.

1383
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:29,400
See,

1384
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:29,920
it's boring states,

1385
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,180
man.

1386
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,180
Really?

1387
00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:32,180
Super boring.

1388
00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:33,180
What else are you going to do?

1389
00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:33,400
I mean,

1390
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,180
Nevada makes a little sense because you've got Vegas.

1391
00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:36,180
I don't know what else you can happen there.

1392
00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:38,180
I feel like Montana's like old woodland.

1393
00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:38,730
I mean,

1394
00:32:38,730 --> 00:32:40,180
is this per capita?

1395
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:41,180
It is per capita.

1396
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:41,789
Yes,

1397
00:32:41,789 --> 00:32:42,629
yes,

1398
00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:43,180
yes.

1399
00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:45,180
Wisconsin was 13.

1400
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,180
Colorado was 17.

1401
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:47,840
California,

1402
00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:48,179
24.

1403
00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:50,180
We need to get our lives together.

1404
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,180
Where's Wisconsin?

1405
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,180
13.

1406
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:52,539
Oh,

1407
00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:53,180
okay.

1408
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,180
In the United States.

1409
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,350
Kind of north,

1410
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,179
a little to the right.

1411
00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:57,539
Oh,

1412
00:32:57,539 --> 00:32:58,180
yeah.

1413
00:32:58,180 --> 00:32:59,180
Thank you.

1414
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,180
Florida was 28.

1415
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,180
That's wild.

1416
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,180
Yeah.

1417
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:03,180
The last place was obvious.

1418
00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:04,180
Utah.

1419
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,180
Utah.

1420
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:06,180
Yeah.

1421
00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:07,180
Yeah.

1422
00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:07,340
So,

1423
00:33:07,339 --> 00:33:08,199
followed by Maryland,

1424
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:08,519
Idaho,

1425
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:09,180
Connecticut.

1426
00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:10,250
Anywho,

1427
00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,180
there's that.

1428
00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:13,180
What a shitty list.

1429
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:14,180
I know.

1430
00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:15,180
Sorry.

1431
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:16,180
Did I make you mad?

1432
00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:17,180
It's an interesting one.

1433
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:18,180
It's an interesting one.

1434
00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:18,390
Yeah,

1435
00:33:18,389 --> 00:33:19,179
I'm steaming right now.

1436
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:20,180
He looks angry.

1437
00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:21,180
He looks pissed.

1438
00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:21,360
Yeah,

1439
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:21,960
push those numbers up,

1440
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,180
Flex.

1441
00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:23,180
Yeah.

1442
00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:24,180
Do your part.

1443
00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:25,180
We'll do ours.

1444
00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:26,180
That's right.

1445
00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:27,180
We'll end it on this one.

1446
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:29,809
How a man ended up on the hood of a car at a St.

1447
00:33:29,809 --> 00:33:31,179
Pete drive-thru.

1448
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:32,180
Oh.

1449
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:32,559
A St.

1450
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:39,179
Petersburg man who grew frustrated with a vehicle in
front of him at a drive-thru rammed it several times.

1451
00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:43,180
Then accelerated and struck a passenger who got out of the vehicle.

1452
00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:44,180
You never get out of the vehicle.

1453
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:46,180
Never get out of the vehicle.

1454
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,700
The incident occurred about 11 p.m.

1455
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,180
on Monday.

1456
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:50,180
That's actually how you wind up on the hood of a car.

1457
00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:51,180
That's what I always say.

1458
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:52,460
If you're going to get out to fight,

1459
00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:56,180
make sure they're not fighting you with their car already.

1460
00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:57,180
Right.

1461
00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:58,180
Jesus Christ.

1462
00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:00,180
Jesus Christ.

1463
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,700
Arrest reports completed by St.

1464
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:04,180
Petersburg police state that Shawn Michael Drake.

1465
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:04,700
Whoa,

1466
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:06,180
what a cool name.

1467
00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:09,180
That's a serial killer name if I've ever heard one.

1468
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:10,179
I bet he's a sexy boy.

1469
00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:11,019
I was about to say,

1470
00:34:11,019 --> 00:34:12,179
he sounds like a wrestler.

1471
00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:14,179
Coming to the ring.

1472
00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:17,179
Coming in at 253 pounds.

1473
00:34:17,179 --> 00:34:19,179
They think I'm drunk.

1474
00:34:19,179 --> 00:34:21,179
I know I'm drunk.

1475
00:34:21,179 --> 00:34:23,179
A wrestler that does rap?

1476
00:34:23,179 --> 00:34:25,179
I know I'm angry.

1477
00:34:25,179 --> 00:34:27,179
I got the car.

1478
00:34:27,179 --> 00:34:30,179
The car that rams the people.

1479
00:34:30,179 --> 00:34:32,179
I'm not going to do the whole song.

1480
00:34:32,179 --> 00:34:33,179
Please do.

1481
00:34:33,179 --> 00:34:35,179
That's what I was waiting for.

1482
00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:37,179
I got the bumper.

1483
00:34:37,179 --> 00:34:39,179
It really moves them.

1484
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:45,179
I send chills up and down their spine.

1485
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:53,800
I'm just a drunky boy.

1486
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,519
I'm not your sober toy.

1487
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,500
I want a Big Mac.

1488
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,739
(laughing)

1489
00:35:03,139 --> 00:35:04,420
We knew it was gonna happen.

1490
00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,070
If you're listening and you're angry,

1491
00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:07,380
you knew it was gonna happen.

1492
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,150
Yeah.

1493
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:10,809
I want some spicy nuggets.

1494
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,480
Spicy nuggets!

1495
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,550
Oh my god.

1496
00:35:13,550 --> 00:35:16,019
Not your rubbing tugs.

1497
00:35:16,019 --> 00:35:17,460
Too far.

1498
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:18,780
All right.

1499
00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:24,780
John Michael Drake became frustrated with the vehicle's,

1500
00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:26,019
excuse me,

1501
00:35:26,019 --> 00:35:29,590
with the victim's vehicle in front of him and re-entered it several times.

1502
00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:32,610
When the passenger got out and walked towards the front of Drake's vehicle,

1503
00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:33,460
Drake accelerated,

1504
00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:34,260
striking the van.

1505
00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:38,180
I can only see Shawn Michaels doing it now.

1506
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,819
His story's like ruined.

1507
00:35:40,820 --> 00:35:45,620
He lost his smile in that drive-thru.

1508
00:35:45,619 --> 00:35:52,019
Just picture like Shawn behind the wheel of the car
and like Marty Gennetti gets out of the other car.

1509
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:58,340
You think before he rammed him he was tapping his foot on the ground?

1510
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,699
one,

1511
00:36:00,699 --> 00:36:02,199
two,

1512
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:04,829
three.

1513
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,319
Oh man.

1514
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,090
All right.

1515
00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:16,930
You get frustrated.

1516
00:36:16,929 --> 00:36:27,149
The passenger got out and walked towards their friend and Drake's vehicle.

1517
00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:27,510
Drake,

1518
00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:27,720
etc.

1519
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,799
Striking the man causing him to be thrown
onto the hood of the defendant's vehicle.

1520
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,850
As the defendant drove off with the victim still on the hood,

1521
00:36:34,849 --> 00:36:39,319
the victim fell off the vehicle just prior to
the defendant entering a major thoroughfare.

1522
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,880
Wow.

1523
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,910
Is this like the equivalent of like a rail
rumble or something in the window drive-through?

1524
00:36:43,909 --> 00:36:44,039
Yeah.

1525
00:36:44,039 --> 00:36:46,440
You hit him with the sweet bumper music.

1526
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:46,889
Yeah.

1527
00:36:46,889 --> 00:36:48,039
Went over the top.

1528
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:52,599
And then the big boss man had to come to town.

1529
00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:54,460
Arrest that ass.

1530
00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:56,240
He's doing hard time.

1531
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:56,729
Hard time.

1532
00:36:56,730 --> 00:36:58,719
As long as he's not feeding anybody dogs.

1533
00:36:58,719 --> 00:36:58,959
No.

1534
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,860
Come on.

1535
00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:04,000
Was that like one of the worst storylines ever?

1536
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,679
Ordered that burger with extra pepper.

1537
00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:07,059
Oh,

1538
00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:12,559
that's a deep pull that no one outside of this podcast is going to get.

1539
00:37:12,559 --> 00:37:13,759
That's right.

1540
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,610
Good times.

1541
00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:15,930
Eating Al Snow's dog.

1542
00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:16,789
It was Al Snow,

1543
00:37:16,789 --> 00:37:17,400
right?

1544
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:17,840
It was.

1545
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,500
Yeah.

1546
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:23,360
He like had some stupid dog all of a sudden for no reason at all.

1547
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,309
Pepper.

1548
00:37:24,309 --> 00:37:24,679
Oh,

1549
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:27,189
that feels like a good note to end it on.

1550
00:37:27,190 --> 00:37:27,530
Oh,

1551
00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:30,080
you want to end the show already?

1552
00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:32,679
I mean,

1553
00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:34,599
feel like time has come.

1554
00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:35,289
Oh man.

1555
00:37:35,289 --> 00:37:37,210
At least something has.

1556
00:37:37,210 --> 00:37:37,820
Yeah.

1557
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,140
I can't believe it's the end.

1558
00:37:40,139 --> 00:37:41,239
I'm crying.

1559
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,239
I want that song now as our intro music.

1560
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:43,699
I know,

1561
00:37:43,699 --> 00:37:44,399
right?

1562
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,519
John Michael Drake.

1563
00:37:45,519 --> 00:37:48,880
You're going to chop it together with the instrumental in the background.

1564
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,880
[laughs]

1565
00:37:52,659 --> 00:37:52,859
Oh,

1566
00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:53,500
dear.

1567
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,820
All right.

1568
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:55,539
Well,

1569
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:57,579
hello to Vanessa.

1570
00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:58,069
Oh,

1571
00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:58,539
hi,

1572
00:37:58,539 --> 00:37:59,739
Vanessa.

1573
00:37:59,739 --> 00:38:02,579
I'm gonna hit some music.

1574
00:38:02,579 --> 00:38:03,319
There it is.

1575
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,900
Thank you all for listening and for joining and all those things.

1576
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,210
Putting up with all the nonsense.

1577
00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:09,889
Putting up with the sausage fest.

1578
00:38:09,889 --> 00:38:11,710
If you enjoyed the sausage fest,

1579
00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:13,190
come back next week.

1580
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:15,179
We're going to do one more again.

1581
00:38:15,179 --> 00:38:16,339
Crappy Republic,

1582
00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:17,140
@flexme,

1583
00:38:17,139 --> 00:38:18,619
a beer.

1584
00:38:18,619 --> 00:38:22,659
Dan has given up social media.

1585
00:38:22,659 --> 00:38:23,179
Oh,

1586
00:38:23,179 --> 00:38:23,819
yeah,

1587
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:24,660
I did.

1588
00:38:24,659 --> 00:38:30,869
Scott is @unfilteredscott on both Twatter and or X or the fuck it is,

1589
00:38:30,869 --> 00:38:31,619
right?

1590
00:38:31,619 --> 00:38:32,380
And the gram.

1591
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:32,820
It's the X.

1592
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:33,240
The gram,

1593
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:34,139
I'm thirsty Scott.

1594
00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:34,319
Oh,

1595
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:34,930
thirsty Scott.

1596
00:38:34,929 --> 00:38:35,509
That's right.

1597
00:38:35,510 --> 00:38:37,380
Thirsty Scott on the gram.

1598
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:39,340
He's still yet to figure that one out.

1599
00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:39,769
Oh,

1600
00:38:39,769 --> 00:38:40,400
God.

1601
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,809
805-538-beer.

1602
00:38:41,809 --> 00:38:42,549
And of course,

1603
00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:44,900
the mail at crappyrepublic.com.

1604
00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:46,399
Thank you all for hanging.

1605
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,019
I hope everyone is staying very well hydrated.

1606
00:38:49,019 --> 00:38:50,340
And on that note,

1607
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:51,940
happy 400 everybody.

1608
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:53,380
Good night,

1609
00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:54,980
everybody.

1610
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,320
Ladies and gentlemen,

1611
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,000
Shawn Michaels!

1612
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,619
They think I'm drunk,

1613
00:39:21,619 --> 00:39:23,489
I know I'm...

1614
00:39:23,489 --> 00:39:27,639
got the car that rams the people.

1615
00:39:27,639 --> 00:39:29,819
I got the bumper,

1616
00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:32,280
it really moves them.

1617
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:36,340
I send chills up and down their spots.

1618
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:38,769
I'm just a drunky boy.

1619
00:39:38,769 --> 00:39:41,500
I'm not your sober toy.

1620
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,599
(rock music)

1621
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
I want some spicy love.

1622
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Spicy love!