Finally the Scott
has come back to craft beer.
He's got up here. OK.
You're fine. OK,
Welcome, everybody, to Craft Beer Republic.
Thanks for drinking.
Thanks for joining. I am Greg.
I'm being joined by the sexiest injury in all of the Midwest.
And that's Flex Me a black guy.
That's what's happening, bud.
Emote up a little too hard this past weekend.
Oh, any tears shed?
No tears shed.
Just a really pretty shiner. Nice.
Well, we'll talk about that in a couple of you.
I want to also ask you if you painted your nails.
Don't answer just yet.
I'm hoping. I'm hoping you did.
And then join us for the first time in a long time
because he demanded to give flex and workout tips.
Welcome back.
Welcome for the first time to this version of the show.
Scott.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
What's happenin? What? You know, voice.
You know who.
It's it's kind of like the song Elton John sings.
The bitch is back. OK.
Look, as they wrapped up like a douche, but that works.
Yeah.
And plus, the I did those flex kind of let himself go a little bit, so.
Yeah. Tips for him.
Was for everyone that's angry on Twitter, by the way.
I know that it's revved up like a deuce.
And also,
I know that's not an Elton John song, so please don't add me for that one.
Yeah, Flex is looking a little flabby these days and could really use some tips
from someone who really just pour is on the iron over there.
Oh, man.
Yeah, this couldn't work out better for me. Yeah.
This is great.
Your wife's going to be so excited. Like,
she's like, it's about goddamn time.
Scott, come back.
Oh, gosh.
Anyways, like I said, thanks for drink and thanks for join in.
Follow us on the socials.
Flex me beer underscores in between.
And of course, Craft Beer Republic
I'm trying to do this whole real thing.
Fuckin Instagram and their goddamn damn.
And I'm trying to play somewhat nice, but I just hate them.
So suck on Instagram.
Sorry. That's.
That's the algorithms and everything.
It's just. It's all.
Yeah, I got this thing in days is like, you can no longer post videos.
They have to be real. And I'm like, first of all, really?
What's the difference?
But second, yeah, it's like, second of all, fuck off Instagram.
So we'll see. Maybe I'll join Ticktock or it's like.
The only thing that makes sense anymore is that nothing makes sense.
That is true.
So it's OK. Scott still in my space.
Yeah.
I was thinking about downloading Instagram, but not now.
You're right.
This sounds. A waste of. Typing.
It is like. Yeah.
I they wait.
I can't add a profile song to this.
Where's my top.
Eight
love?
Everybody. Like, where do I check the bulletin?
Where is the bulletin?
I need to find the surveys.
I like how everyone was like, Hey, I'm going to just shout it out to the world.
Who I do and don't like of my actual friends.
Here's the top eight people that I, I do like.
Yeah, that was always a big thing to me.
Like, the top was the top six or top eight.
Because either way, it was like, okay, it's like, I like you.
I mean, you always felt like the girl you're dating at the time is number one,
always on that.
It was like, you know, whoever, because who cares?
After that.
Then do you just console people say, well, you were number nine,
you almost made it.
Yeah, MR.
You just you're right there. Yeah.
If it wasn't for that bud light you brought to the party last week.
Yeah. You know, sneaked up to number eight.
Keep trying.
But if.
Somebody dies, you're in. The.
Past don't go. Don't go killing anybody.
But yeah.
It's not worth this.
It's not worth the top eight.
Yeah, that's for sure.
Well, the things we remember.
Thanks, MySpace. Is MySpace still does it exist?
I know.
Was like a band. Hi, Tom Lee.
I don't exactly.
So weird.
Anyways, all right. Lots to get to today.
Some interesting news in the beer world.
The modern time saga is still going, as is the Stone Saga.
Big award for Matt Brandel sent over at Firestone Thanks to Vanessa.
We'll get it out early. Hi, Vanessa.
Oh, hey, Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa.
She sent us in a news story about a Florida man being arrested
inside inside of a Wal-Mart.
What's what's more harmonious than Florida man?
And Wal-Mart, they just go hand in hand.
So we'll get to that.
But right now, it is time to kick off the celebration.
This is batch three. 16.
There's only one beer that we can be drinking on batch three. 16
oh, right.
We've had this on the show before. Back on 172.
But for batch three, six teen, we had to crack open
not only a cantaloupe ass, but El Segundo Bruins Broken Skull IPA
6.7% has 67 abuse
and this is kind of cool the untapped and beer advocates scores have not changed
since we had it on 172 in October of 2019 3.8 and untapped 88.
I'll be your advocate real quick they say broken skull IPA a bad ass 6.7%
India pale ale designed by Steve Austin and El Segundo Brewing Company
for the working man and woman.
It features Citra Cascade
and Chinook Hops to deliver a big flavor with an easy finish.
Now stop reading and start enjoying this awesome beer.
Cheers Steve I assume that's Steve Austin
I can I can say we've had it before.
I think I had a case of these at WrestleMania
this year for obvious reasons, and it is just a classic old school
IPA a lot of Westie going on reigns me,
a lot of Torpedo IPA from Sierra Nevada, just real dank and bitter
and but balanced it's not like uh, you know, quite to teeth
shattering balance, but lot of a lot of pine in this one.
Yeah, it's a good piney beer and I know Steve because we're good friends.
He, he kind of it's he likes this here in Nevada
and I think he may have, you know, said, hey, I'll take this and maybe just,
you know, tweak it a little bit, make it a little bit better.
But yeah, it's just a good basic IPA.
Yeah, it's, it's a working man's IPA.
Yeah.
Well, I could drink it one or two or three or four cases of those.
Yeah.
What was it? The promise of a beer. What?
Another beer. What? Another beer? Well, a fourth beer.
A shot of tequila.
What would you drink? Yeah.
I mean, if you like IPAs, this is a good beer to buy.
It's a damn good beer. And that's all I got to say about that.
Well.
They're then well played and the price point is pretty gnarly.
You know, it does kind of fall in the, the algorithm it's
perfect for the algorithm.
Is I don't remember how much it cost.
The here it's like something like 1299.
For four pack that's not bad.
Oh it's not bad at all.
The American lottery. Is like. 999.
Yeah.
You know I'll say I wasn't
expecting much of that lager, but it's pretty pretty good Bri.
Not bad. Had a few of those at WrestleMania two.
Yeah. It's not bad at all.
Go, go, go out and get those.
Yeah. I have to apologize.
I didn't think folks had access to these in Milwaukee and I didn't tell them
that the plan as of like 12 hours ago was to have this on the show for 316
and then.
Fine, I'm fine. It's fine. I know everything's fine. I'm fine.
All right.
Yeah, the suicide hotline number is one 800.
So. I'm sorry, Flex.
I didn't know you guys had no like a dick.
And anyways, it's true, you are being so.
I know.
It's a funny thing about the algorithm, right?
So I got a another buddy listening to the show now,
and he's now kind of diving into the craft scene.
Oh, good.
No, just.
Just mildly.
And his name's Dustin and.
Hi, Dustin, because he's going to listen to this show.
Dusty.
You came over a couple of nights ago to play cribbage,
which I don't think anybody outside the Midwest knows so.
No, under the age of 70.
Yeah, don't even ask me.
And I was telling him about this
beer.
I was drinking, and he brought up the algorithm out of nowhere,
and I'm just like, Shut up, please.
I'm listening to the show.
They're having Reese.
I think it was Deb.
I forget who I think it was.
Deb, someone recently was like, Yeah, but it totally fit the algorithm.
I was like.
Oh. Like, just in casual conversation.
Like the algorithm. Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
It kind of hits you out of left field and somebody brings it up.
You're like, Wow, people actually listen to the algorithm.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fucking science.
Well, I am a scientist.
You are.
You flex for president.
Come on, let's let's make this happen.
A craft beer in every hand and algorithm in every.
Wow. Now, well, now that doesn't work.
Anyways, let's let's move on to
perfect.
Let's move on to more interesting conversation.
Uh, last weekend was, was the old birthday
and so we did a nice little brewery crawl out to Ventura, California.
We hit up a few in the Midwest.
We hit, of course, Agra, went to oh, Jesus.
I'm drawing a blank all of a sudden. Topa, topa.
Thank you.
And then we went to a brewery that I will
all leave off the list of names.
It was so bad we didn't finish our beers.
We, three of us got three different beers, and none of them were good.
Wow. That's good. Now, I'm curious.
I won't say their names.
I will say they've been on the show before.
Who? Yeesh.
The locals. Oh, no. No.
It was rough.
And here's this brought up a question.
One of the beer tenders walked by.
We had just gotten our beers taken like two sips,
and maybe she goes, Uh, hey, you know, how's how's the beer?
You know, it being a good beer dinner. Hey, how's the beer? How's everything?
Like, hey.
You know one of those?
Because it's like, what am I going to say?
Hey, it's kind of shitty.
Like, all three of these different beers kind of suck.
Can you pour us three different ones? That'll probably also suck.
I mean, I didn't. Yeah, like, what's the right response here?
Is that you.
Every and all these beers are horrible.
Like, how do you respond?
It's not just like, one. One didn't come out great, or we're.
I'm not a fan of this one style. I mean, it's all styles.
We wanted in three separate beers.
None of them were were very good.
I was like, Yeah, it's great. Yeah.
You can fix it. You're not the brewer.
You know?
So I was just. Like, uh.
They were just playing the lines.
Right?
This did not taste like dirty lines.
So anyways,
then from there, we hit up a restaurant, had some cocktails, smart.
We had beer all day. Then had some cocktails.
Oh, we hit up.
The transmission to transmission is a little newer to the scene, and they just
opened a rooftop lounge area, which is awesome.
It overlooks the beach.
Damn, that's. Hot.
Oh, Daddy, it was so hot.
And on top of all that,
they don't.
The rooftop deck is 21 and over.
So, you know, there's no kids running around.
Just nice to chill, relax and spot for a beer and pizza.
Sounds like a gnarly birthday.
Yeah, it's good times the hundred.
The night before, the wife took me out to dinner.
Went to this place in downtown L.A..
It's kind of like 71 above, I think.
Anyways, it's on the 71st floor.
God can go there then, right? Yeah.
Finally there.
Was, I was like a it's like a. Club.
Yeah. I've been going there for years. Yeah.
That's exactly it.
Yeah.
It's on the very first floor of the US bank. It was really weird.
We're sitting there eating and like, out of the corner of my eye
like below me is a helicopter.
I was like, Whoa. It was like, what? It was like mid-conversation.
I was like, It's weird to see a helicopter below you when you're eating.
So let me. Ask you.
So you have a ginormous US bank building.
Yeah, that's because we have a giant US bank building in Milwaukee.
It's like the tallest building in the downtown.
Oh, this is.
I think this used to be the tall. It's not anymore.
It's like second or third tallest in downtown L.A., but
yeah, they have 72 floors the restaurant's on the 71st.
It's also known for having a slide that like goes out of like the 65th floor
and then like goes down a couple of floors back inside the building.
I guess they closed during COVID
and still haven't opened yet, but yeah, I would totally do otherwise.
Like, no fucking way.
No, I probably. Wouldn't do it here.
Oh, sounds awesome.
Would you? Would you skydive, flex.
I would consider it like I would need
somebody to come up to me like, Hey, I'm going to sign up to do this.
You need to do it with me.
And then that would probably be forced to sign up and then I would be scared
as shit to do it. But yeah, I would probably fucking do it.
All right.
Well, I'll be that guy now.
Yeah. So anyway, so that was fun.
Uh, had a nice little birthday weekend, then, uh,
things came to a not so good point.
I've talked about it many time.
On the show before.
Uh, Vin Scully voice the Dodgers
guy. If you need to get Kleenex, now's a great time.
Yeah, I've.
Got mine ready.
Passed away the other day. To me,
he was not only the voice of summer, but kind of like the grandpa of summer.
All my grandparents died really early.
Those like I grew up with Vin saying it's time for Dodger baseball.
I cried on his last little tear in his last broadcast from San Francisco
when he thanked everybody and said that he needed us more than we needed or,
you know, he needed has more than we needed him.
First of all, bullshit.
Second of all, I'm not crying.
You're crying.
Of course, tears were shed when they announced that he passed away.
And then to make things worse, the news decided to play over and over again.
The clip a few days later from Dodger Stadium, where asshole Dave Roberts
got the entire crowd to say It's time for Dodger baseball.
I fuck, man.
So with that,
before we share any Vince stories, I just I figured I'd play this.
This is my favorite Vine clip of all time because his voice is so great.
They got him to just read a grocery list because why not
Not so good.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Kosher, that is.
Yeah, kosher. That is. Bellona.
So it's a thanks to Vin for the many,
many years of being the best voice and definitely baseball.
And, I don't know, flex.
I mean, I'm sure you've heard of Vin Scully out there, right?
Oh, yeah.
Naturally. Who he is in Milwaukee. But.
But you know who he is.
Yeah, like, we we had both Vin and Chick Hearn in L.A..
We had kind of the best of of sports.
They weren't quite as drunk as Harry Carey, but, yeah,
we kind of had, like, two of the best voices in sports.
And so.
Anyways, thanks, Vin, for raising me through the summers,
and I'm going to go cry into my shirt now.
Yeah, I mean, I go back many, many years as Vin as a as a kid.
Uh, I remember we had a radio in our garage,
and I'd turn on the radio listening to Dodger games listening to Vin and,
uh, you know, do whatever I was doing in the driveway
and maybe be throwing a ball around or swing the bat or whatever.
But, I mean, from then up to I mean, for years and years and years,
I he, I mean, he did it for 67 years and,
and I mean, it was just the best.
I'm getting the opportunity now.
I watch a lot of different baseball games listening to different announcers.
And I was doing that last week and just about every game
that I listen to, every pass, every announcer
would you know, talk about Vin and how he helped their career. And
even the Padres announcer one of them,
he said, I wouldn't have a career who wasn't for Vin Scully, too.
That helped me out when I first got started.
And that's just the kind of guy he was.
And he's there'll never be another one like him.
And he, he was the best.
Yeah. And I'm a huge Niners fan.
And he called the the big play, right?
Montana passed it in at the end and got an touchdown.
And then I was go I mean, that was Vin, so.
Yeah, they're the big part of my life.
There is a while.
Yeah, he did football, he did golf, he did baseball.
And, you know, eventually he backed off from that.
Then every time he would back off it, the same reason the same reason
why he retired, he goes, I'm in an awesome family time.
Yeah.
R.I.P. Vin.
Yeah, we'll miss him, that's for sure. Yeah.
So you bring the mood down.
I mean,
we kind of in Milwaukee, we will eventually feel
the same way when Bob Euchre ends up leaving baseball for the world.
And cause that's, you know, Mr.
Baseball to us.
And he's been in the league playing and announcing for over 50 years.
So we kind of it's like a preemptive for us here
in Wisconsin to kind of get that, you know, unfortunate feeling.
So the line that really gets me from him is it's
not even from like a real baseball game.
It's from Major League.
You know, the, the Indians win it, the Indians win it.
Oh, my God, the Indians.
Win is so good the best.
I think every time you mention
Bob Iger, the first thing that comes to my mind is just a bit outside.
Yeah.
That is true.
Oh, all right.
Well, all right, well, we'll bring it up from here, I think.
I hope flex, we teased me in the show.
You got a black guy, and I'm hoping you painted your nails over the weekend.
What?
What the fuck happened to you and how drunk were you?
OK, so I did get pretty knackered.
Um, but we went to I grabbed a couple of buddies,
and we went to what is called sad summer fest.
OK, it is a tour that now goes on
because the Warped Tour doesn't
make sense, you know?
So like, the Warped Tour was, you know, all these emo screamo,
you know, punk rock bands.
And since that's not going on anymore, there's been this small
revolution, if you want to put it that way.
It started like two years ago, and there was like four bands that did it.
And now two years ago, there was like eight or nine bands that
participated in it.
So we're just not now.
I'm hoping next year two years from now that that doubles again and it gets bigger
and it'll be able to be held in like bigger venues
and just kind of bring back that whole Warped Tour atmosphere
that everybody, you know, knows and loves because that shit was just the best.
But alas, so I grabbed my buddies
and figured why not just get emo to dress
kind of goofy and by kind of goofy, I mean pretty fuckin goofy.
Yeah.
And we did by a couple of my buddies had the short shorts on.
Another buddy of mine dressed completely nineties.
I was, you know, looked like an idiot myself
and the main band I went to see is called Mayday Parade.
Oh, I've heard of them.
Yeah, they've been around since like 2011 or 12 or something like that.
And just really, really big band for me the done a lot for me in my life and
I was,
you know, having a really good time dancing, moshing, crowd
surfing to their show and we get done with it.
They put on an awesome performance and we go outside
to kind of take a breather because it was probably like 120 degrees
in like where we were dancing.
Where is the studio right now? Yeah.
And we were talking with some people, some friends,
my buddies and this dude looks at me and he goes,
What happened to your eye?
And I was like, What are you talking about?
Because it looks like you got punched in the eye.
And I said, It doesn't, it didn't feel like I got punched in the eye.
My eye felt normal.
There is nothing wrong with my eye.
And then everybody else started peeking at my eye and they got you got
punched in the eye.
I was like, well, that's weird because it doesn't feel like it.
I don't notice it. Nothing.
Nothing is different.
You guys are full of shit.
You're full of shit.
So even pulled out my phone, I'm like trying to look at my camera
and I'm like, Oh, it looks, I don't know, maybe a little tinted, but nothing bad.
And then we went to the second last band playing.
We went in there mosh pit, and in during the second song,
I got hit in the exact same spot where I got a phantom hit.
And let me tell you, I noticed that big time,
but again, it hurt initially,
and then it didn't really hurt until after the show.
We're driving home and I'm just like, Oh, my God, my fucking eye hurts.
So I get home, get some water, get some ice on my eye.
And again, I'm looking in the mirror, it looks OK.
And then I woke up 4 hours later and it was completely fucking black.
It's like the first black I've ever gotten in my life and really yeah.
And I don't even know how it actually happened.
That's.
What did your wife say?
That's all I want to know.
Do you want me to do it?
And like the voice that I imitate my wife in.
Yes, please.
You're what?
Do you do it? You're a 34 year old dad.
What do you what do you do?
It must be the crowd servant.
You need to act like a normal human being.
That's what I was hoping for, basically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was yeah. In a nutshell, that's what it was.
I expected your wife to say something like, Now call me that again or something.
I was over.
I was hoping she would think it was, like, hot and tough.
You know, it's like, oh, I'll tell you what.
I can't fix or build anything you know?
I'm not like that kind of man. Sure.
But it's like I can, you know, throw down in a mosh pit and I can stop.
And but as.
Americans yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I can me like, I can do some other manly shit and be kind of tough and.
Yeah, you know, I got the.
Complete opposite.
Reaction.
If only you could have convinced her that somebody called her a name or something.
And you're fighting for her honor.
For her honor.
She I have no white knight.
Well.
I love how you were hoping
that she would think you were, like, some sexy beast
who got in a fight when you don't even know how you fucking got it.
No, I have no idea. Right.
So you know what's sexy about that?
You should have been like, oh, this guy came up and blah, blah, blah.
I don't know if.
Maybe, just maybe just the look of it is what looks tough.
It's like oh, he's.
He's got a black guy. That's tough.
Yeah. Oh, man, don't fuck with that guy.
Yeah, that's like. That's like measuring dicks.
Only guys actually care about that. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, it's important.
Like, we we hope and think women care that they don't just like.
Yeah, you don't care about your fucking black guy.
You're an idiot, Dad.
Who should act like a normal human?
So the problem is, too, it's not even like a tough looking black guy.
It's like a pretty black guy.
We're like, you look at me, and it actually looks like I'm wearing makeup.
Yeah, well, you're pretty, so it's.
Oh, my gosh. Well, thank you so much.
It's like when Shawn Michaels gets a black guy, you know, the Heartbreak Kid.
It just.
It's so pretty.
He's. He's for the heartbreak. Yeah.
Or he used to be.
Now he's weird and bald and doesn't make sense.
And now he's got the money.
He's got the monkey.
But yeah.
Yeah, the monkey boy.
Show which way he's looking anymore.
Yeah, that's true.
That fool got real cross-eyed
undertaker not only ended his career, but also ended his normal eyesight,
ended his peripheral vision.
So did you paint your nails? Oh, the nails.
I never painted my nails.
Oh, not even my nails for of.
Not even when I used to be super emo.
Oh. That's too bad.
I got a lot of compliments on mine at emo fest.
Well, then you must have done a really great job.
The wife did a great. Job, which was always.
It was super weird.
She's like, All right, well, I'll paint them now. I'm like, this is.
This is not something that I ever want to hear you say ever again.
Unless she liked it.
Well, here, I shouldn't even share.
This is the most embarrassing part.
She did it and then, like, one of the colors she used
was, like, old and, like, didn't stick well or whatever.
And so I woke up the next is the night before I got the next one,
I was like, fuck, this one's all jacked up.
So I got the apology and I fixed it.
I was like, wow, it looks even better now that I've fixed it.
Then when she did it, like, this is not something I'm proud of.
All right.
So anyhow, all right, let's
let's answer what's probably the most important question
of the night.
What is. It.
Well, I will let the people wait no further.
Today I
am drinking because I got completely sucked into this.
Cannot
Goon Platoon by director brewing company.
It is a double IPA and it is brewed with
Citra Belmont and NH, Z100 seven hops.
It has a nine all right.
It has 4.13 collective on untapped
not a ton of check ins, but enough for a decent score.
And it reads Goon Platoon is brewed with oats and loaded up
with Sicher Belmont and an HD one on seven hops for a super
balanced flavor with notes of kiwi guava and strawberry candy. Mm.
As we sniff this bad boy
definitely get tons of strawberry.
I love Belmont Hops because of the strawberry.
The heavy strawberry notes that it carries.
And I don't know if it is just a rare hop or an expensive hop, but it is.
It's used sparingly.
And every time I see a beer with it, I really, really enjoy it.
Like, especially when Mr.
Arbitrary Notes come out so we, you know, warm up the old tongue jobber here.
Oh, this is how we get all the listens, my rewards of that tongue jabber.
And again, it's it's a director,
so it's got that great soft mouthfeel carbonation is
low, but it's there. And
again, you get
I don't taste any Kiwi at all, but it's heavy strawberry a little bit of the guava
super, super touch of bitterness on the end.
8% obvs is super good
beer 1999 for four pack. My.
8% but the canard I showed
you is just ridiculous.
So I feel like you're hitting on two of the three.
Definitely hitting on to Hillary and the fact
that it tastes so good which you don't know before you buy it.
I really lucked out with that.
So I would say this this beer is flex approved it's not 100%
fitting the algorithm, but it is 100% flex approved
plus it's got some gnarly lacing going on here.
You got you love that sexy.
You know I love the circulation.
I know that Drecker got pretty hype for a while,
but if there's one thing you can say about Drecker is, you know,
like especially with their faces, like the quality's always coming through.
Like I've never had a bad hazy from Drecker.
I've had one.
Oh, OK. Well, I stand corrected, but not.
Everybody.
I mean one I mean one beer out of
however many they've been brewing.
Right.
You know, and they drop anywhere from four to seven a week.
Yeah. They're always dropping. Shit. Yeah.
So, I mean, with the amount of production that they do and the stuff
that they send out, I would say if you get one bad beer, it's
you're doing a pretty damn good job.
Yeah.
You know, I've had one of their one or two of their sours not travel
so well, but I've never seen anything bad from their, their hoppy selections.
So cheers to Director super consistent,
that is for sure.
All right.
Maui Brewing, you know, they were the runners
up in the purchase of modern times and they have officially said.
Yeah. We'll buy it.
So Maui is going to be taking over modern times.
They expect the deal to close in late October.
And then from there, they'll start rolling shit out.
They're not going to immediately bring production over, but
it's only a matter of time before they start producing Maui stuff stateside.
I don't know if I read or heard this right,
but then they have to, like, up their offer like quite a bit
to to get modern times to agree.
Oh, I didn't read that. I.
I, maybe I read it wrong, but what I thought I read was
that they almost had to double their offer to where I'm thinking why, but.
Well, I, well, I don't remember that.
So before the auction started, Maui
was the first one to say, well, take modern times.
And they put in a bid of I don't remember how much money.
And then the bidding actually start like you needed.
That was like a, you know, like a formality, like that needed to happen.
Somebody needed to basically do a starting bid.
So then the actual bid day came and Maui bid
and they were the second highest behind Brewery Brewery X one.
And then I'm pretty sure it was all for publicity because then they backed out.
Super weird.
And so then they went back to Maui.
I didn't read anywhere that they had to up it from that.
Maybe they upped it from their original I'm throwing my hat in the ring bid
could be.
And maybe my sources are.
I may have to kill them. I don't know.
I mean, if they're wrong, that just feels like the right thing to do.
You have no choice.
Zero choice. Right?
You fool me once, you're fucking dead.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's how the saying goes, right?
Now, that's.
A. Motto
this should. Be a t. Shirt.
Only once you're fucking dead.
Modern modern times would have never had a problem
if they would have served real meat anyway.
So wait for that I.
Just think if that cowboy burger had a cow in it, then a.
Cowboy burger, my. Ass. Yeah. Yeah, that's.
That was their first mistake. Cause they pissed me off. Yeah.
And they went downhill after that.
Oh, well, like, stone cold always says it's better to be pissed off
than pissed on.
Here you go. Yeah.
So yeah, if that cowboy burger had a little cow in it, maybe.
It. Lasted a little longer and.
Oh, get off
your ironic high horse and stop the vegan bullshit.
OK, anyways, don't get me started.
And then in more legal chit breweries, a judge has affirmed
the $56 million jury verdict for stone brewing against Molson Coors.
Wolzinger has tried to obviously get that thrown out.
Judge says no.
In fact, he said
nice and he's he's affirming the 56th.
We had a whole like half of episode where we didn't put any like selling
cold drops or jokes or anything and now here here they just come flowing out you.
Know that was supernatural too. Yeah.
Oh thanks
supernatural just like you're minus monastery.
And then speaking of stone
and Molson Coors, a judge has denied stones attempt to gain
profits and damages as well as attorney fees from Molson cause
they wanted to get an additional $116 million out of Molson Coors.
Wow. Yeah. And the judge said.
And so
they said what?
Yeah.
We want 116. What?
Yeah.
I said 116.
What you hard of hearing
so they're stuck with their their little $56 million suit.
They're
the hop growers union of the Czech Republic.
I didn't knows the thing has named Firestone Walker brewmaster Matt Brindle
said a night of the order of the hop which is apparently is
an honor that is bestowed upon global beer industry luminaries.
OK I want this fucking honorary oh yeah.
Is there a patch I can buy that I can put on a jacket or something.
It's a real fucking thing.
Knight of the Order of the Hop.
Jesus Christ.
What higher honor is there than that?
Yeah. You know what?
Is there a description about?
Like what that is. Dude?
First of all, a knight or the order of the hop needs no description.
Fair enough. How dare you?
How do you question the night of the order?
The hop also England.
You can suck it with your whole knighthood thing.
This is like 18 times better.
It's actual.
Royalty. Yeah.
Imagine this guy going to England and running into it
with the Knights in England, and he's like, Fuck you, dude, I'm
this big hop, you know, then you need or hop.
He walks up to the castle and like, Who do you think you are?
No, no, no, no, no. No.
Who do you think you are? Is burns it down?
Yeah. Burn it. Sorry.
And in an attempt to completely piss off flex
I thought I'd announce that Goose Island has announced their 2020 to Bourbon
County style lineup just ahead of their big 30th anniversary.
You know, I'd seen this on the rundown and it made me grin
a little bit because, you know, I knew you put it in just to piss me off.
I did?
Yeah.
Because, hey, Goose Island but you.
Where's the Mountain Dew Iced Tea?
Beer? Yeah, like a.
Where's your dog shit version of.
Oh, that's all of them. Oh.
Well, fun fact, Matt.
Brendan, who is now a night of the order of the hop, started at Goose Island.
Before they were big beer.
Well, and look at it now.
Mm. Yeah.
Now is a night of the order of the hops.
Yeah. Suck it, England.
They should do a documentary on you.
Get Goose Island. Dishes in the ass.
I'll get Goose Island.
We'll end it on the story that Vanessa sent to us
that this is just, you know, this is Florida in a nutshell.
Florida man arrested for DUI inside a Wal-Mart.
A Florida man was arrested Sunday after he allegedly drove
a motorized scooter and crashed into the shelves of a Wal-Mart store
while drunk in Melbourne City, southeast of Orlando.
The 39 year old, whose name has not been disclosed, was driving a Walmart
scooter with his open backpack sitting in the basket
in which an open bottle of Smirnoff Vodka was spotted.
Gross. No I know.
Could you. Step it up just a smidge. Please?
Oh, sorry.
It's Florida.
Florida. It's very.
Classy. Is it gets in Florida.
That is extremely classy.
Melbourne police said that the offender had been swaying in the scooter
and hitting shells and almost ran over other customers in the aisles.
He was described by authorities as having
glassy eyes and smelled like alcohol.
He is said to be unresponsive when asked to show his ID
and had to be carried to patrol the vehicle on a stretcher.
Oh gee, she is.
Later, the scooter driver refused a breathalyzer test winning custody.
Homie, I think you're past that point. Yes.
Well, you know what, though?
Like the the man, the myth, the legend said, man, don't trust anybody.
You're right. That is true. You go.
He was locked up in the Brevard County jail on charges of driving
under the influence, disorderly intoxication, refusal
with prior citation and possession of an open and shitty container.
So thanks, Florida, keeping it classy.
Is this true that I heard.
That they Florida? Yeah, no kidding.
Once you became a permanent resident of Florida, you get a scooter?
I think so.
I think issues yeah, it's
a state issued scooter that they give you when you become a permanent resident.
Yeah.
They even ask you, they just automatically put the handicapped placard on the back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a scooter.
You get a gator and a hand grenade. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. The hand grenade. Yeah, that's.
That's the Florida package. Yeah, yeah.
Welcome to Florida.
The Florida special. Welcome to Florida.
Your official.
Yeah, it sounds like a horrible drink.
By the way, the Florida Special.
No, thanks.
Sounds like a lot of sweat and a glass that's sort of.
Like a.
Lot. A lot of sweat.
And somehow firearms and yeah.
And wild animals.
That's Smirnoff Vodka. Oof! No, thanks.
Pass vodka makes the room spin, and Smirnoff Vodka just doubles it.
Just makes you puke.
That's what I'm saying.
And makes makes my bedroom spin.
And then puking out on milk.
He's got our back.
Turn kind of muddy at the end there. Man.
I like it.
I could try and do that right now.
Yoda, McMann.
This got going be.
Parties everybody.
I think that means it's time to end the show.
Uh. That is for certain.
All right, I'm gonna hit some music here.
I tell everybody to go find us on the socials.
Flex me beer underscores in between on the ground there.
Craft beer republic, no underscores or anything like that.
You find Scott on Twitter unfiltered.
Scott, I think that is everything.
80553 beer is the number to call.
Look, I hope everyone is doing very well hydrated.
And on that note. Goodnight, everybody.
Yeah, I'm not going to question them.