Welcome in everybody to the Craft Beer Republic. Thanks for drinking.
Speaker:Thanks for joining. My name is Greg and I'm being
Speaker:joined by the Buffest blockhead in the Midwest. And that's flex.
Speaker:What's up, big fella? Nothing much man.
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Speaker:A couple. Were you having a couple? Uh, let's see how it goes. All right.
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Speaker:Got a lot to get to today. So much fun.
Speaker:Uh, Super Bowl happened, and there's some fallout news from that.
Speaker:Uh, ran into an old drinking buddy that I got a story about and some
Speaker:booze, news and so much more. But, uh, if you don't mind. Hey.
Speaker:Landed. It's been a crazy day of travel,
Speaker:and I just need a fucking beer in my liver.
Speaker:Yeah, you look like you need to relax. Yeah. Use 1 or 3 of these.
Speaker:I did. I have my beer. I love my baby. I love my beer.
Speaker:I am drinking Smog City Brewing's frost Quake. It's a hazy IPA.
Speaker:6.2% has a 3.8 on untapped. They say this mock seismic event
Speaker:of Hoppiness divides the Earth between intense Citrus and juicy
Speaker:tropical fruit. A mixed fruit salad aroma leads you
Speaker:into a smooth, silky mouthfeel. A kiss of citrus and just enough
Speaker:bitterness to cleanse the palate for your next sip.
Speaker:Enjoy the palate splitting hoppy goodness, goodness, goodness.
Speaker:A frost cake. The goodness. The goodness.
Speaker:The Smog Days Haze Craze IPA series is an innovative lineup, a unique,
Speaker:thirst quenching, hazy IPAs. I don't think I need to read all
Speaker:that stuff anyways. This comes from my local bottle shop,
Speaker:Trader Joe's. Haha yeah the wife I said this
Speaker:before. The wife is always thoughtful.
Speaker:Sometimes she'll just hit up the store and come home with a rando
Speaker:single from TJ's because she's like, I thought you might want to try it.
Speaker:So here we are trying it. Yeah, digging the old schnoz.
Speaker:Yeah. What do we got? So it mostly follows that
Speaker:description. I'd say it's pretty light,
Speaker:but I do get a little bit of a fruit salad situation.
Speaker:Um, get some citrus in there. But. But very light aroma.
Speaker:Let me stick the tongue in there. Call this a French sip.
Speaker:A French sip, I like that. All right,
Speaker:so a lot of this is interesting, as you can see, uh, properly hazy,
Speaker:very mellow. All that great lacing. Great, great lacing.
Speaker:It has a surprising bitterness to it. I wish I had the IBUs.
Speaker:Not a turnoff, just surprising for a hazy the amount
Speaker:of bitterness that is in this. It also has a little bit of a an old
Speaker:school maltiness to it like not like crazy loaf of bread, malty, but it's
Speaker:definitely got some malt in there. Not what I was expecting with this,
Speaker:this color. See, that's what gets me is when
Speaker:you get a hazy and you get, uh, just any bit of malt character,
Speaker:I think it's a big turn off. It's a little bit of a turnoff to me.
Speaker:Overall. I would definitely drink this
Speaker:beer again. It's not a bad beer. Um, but I could.
Speaker:I could do without the a little bit of bread going into this thing.
Speaker:Not looking to carb load. Yeah. That's, uh, that always kills me with
Speaker:the hazes. Yeah, it really does. But. Good, good.
Speaker:Hot bill on the hair. Uh, nice. Should have called it a juicy.
Speaker:That's what they should have done. There you go.
Speaker:I mean, it's properly in a visual sense. It's properly hazy. They just.
Speaker:It's like they combined an old school Westie with a new school
Speaker:hazy or something, so not bad. Uh, but not what I was expecting out
Speaker:of a haze. I guess that's all right. Yeah. There you. Go.
Speaker:Like you said, you drink it again. It doesn't make or break the beer.
Speaker:Yeah, it's not a drain pour by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker:Just not what I was hoping for, I guess, when I cracked her open.
Speaker:Yeah. You win some, you lose some. That's right. Sometimes you tie.
Speaker:Either way, I'm getting drunk. Let's do. It. That's what matters.
Speaker:Uh, shout out to our top listing city of last week. And that's Los Angeles.
Speaker:What's up? Oh, hometown, I guess. Local for you. That's right.
Speaker:So, uh, we haven't recorded since the Super Bowl.
Speaker:How was your your Super Bowl Sunday? Did you do anything fun or.
Speaker:Um, my one of my kids was sick, so we really didn't do anything too much.
Speaker:So, um, just ordered a pizza, had some. Would you?
Speaker:Breadsticks with that? We did, like, some pretzel nuggets.
Speaker:Ooh. Pretzel nuggets. Um, just. Yeah. Chilled out.
Speaker:I got a 12 pack, and, uh, I really wasn't interested in the Super Bowl
Speaker:because it was the two teams I could have cared less to see. Yeah.
Speaker:If they both could have lost at the same time.
Speaker:You know, the only reason I kept watching it all night.
Speaker:Because even the commercials sucked. Yeah, the overall commercials were
Speaker:pretty bad. They were pretty bad. The seal commercial was hilarious.
Speaker:That was my. Favorite. That was the favorite.
Speaker:What was I gonna say? Oh,
Speaker:I'm not not a big Kendrick Lamar fan. I only know of the one song because
Speaker:of all the publicity it got from like the dissing Drake and yeah,
Speaker:like that whole thing. So I, I really had no need to
Speaker:watch the Super Bowl this year. And the only reason I kept it on
Speaker:was because the Eagles were just demolishing. Right.
Speaker:It was kind of fun to watch. So that was very enjoyable.
Speaker:That part was enjoyable. But I'll tell you after a while
Speaker:I got tired of it. I didn't watch most of the
Speaker:fourth quarter, so. I almost I thought the same thing,
Speaker:and I almost didn't watch the fourth quarter, but I really
Speaker:didn't have anything better to do, so I just kind of kept it around.
Speaker:I did some laundry, um, while it was going on. Sure.
Speaker:Why not? As one does. We ended up playing, uh,
Speaker:Mario Kart. Man, that sounds legit. Yeah. For the Wii or the switch.
Speaker:What do you got? Uh. The switch. Okay.
Speaker:Yeah, I just got it, like, a month or two ago. Oh, I dig it.
Speaker:I really like playing, uh, the switch sports. Mhm.
Speaker:I only have I only have Mario Kart. Mario kart? Okay. Yeah, I. Came.
Speaker:With it. Playing the golf. And they just added basketball
Speaker:to switch sports. And that's. That was fun to get used to.
Speaker:Okay, I'll have to try it. Something cool about the Super Bowl.
Speaker:Sorry, I don't want to. A little tangent from this Nintendo
Speaker:Switch conversation. No, please. Zack Baun, who is a middle linebacker
Speaker:for the Philadelphia Eagles. Okay. Um, I coached against him when I
Speaker:was coaching high school football. No shit. Yeah.
Speaker:So that was also something really cool to see that he made
Speaker:All-Pro this year. And now he's a Super Bowl champ.
Speaker:And in high school we totally shut him down.
Speaker:Just an absolute stud of an athlete. Stud of a player.
Speaker:So yeah, just something really cool to see come full circle.
Speaker:Very exciting. Yeah I'm excited that the Chiefs
Speaker:didn't win again. Well I'm super excited about that.
Speaker:Yeah. Um, yeah. We didn't do anything either.
Speaker:Like, uh, you know, a lot of times we're over at, like, Nick and
Speaker:Nicole's house for the Super Bowl, but nobody cared about these teams.
Speaker:They were out of town, and I was like, you know what?
Speaker:I've had a busy fucking week. Let's just hang at home,
Speaker:drink some drinks, make some snacks, and we'll watch it.
Speaker:And if we don't want to watch it anymore, we'll we'll turn it off.
Speaker:Like, we don't give two shits about either of those teams.
Speaker:If both teams could have lost at the same time, that'd been fantastic.
Speaker:It would have been cool. Yeah. Would have been the perfect
Speaker:ending for that Super Bowl. My favorite post about the Super
Speaker:Bowl was when everyone was saying what they really wanted to happen,
Speaker:and it was the scene from The Dark Knight Rises when Bane hits the
Speaker:trigger and the whole football field starts falling behind Hines Ward
Speaker:as he's running to the end zone. I would have been fine with that.
Speaker:That would have been a good outcome. I'd been okay with that. Um, yeah.
Speaker:I'm not a huge Kendrick Lamar fan. Um,
Speaker:I did love all the the Drake dissing. That was kind of funny, having what's
Speaker:her name out there dancing and. Oh yeah, see, and I didn't know who
Speaker:that was right away. Oh, Serena. Yeah, I figured it out after the
Speaker:fact, but, yeah, Had no idea who it was while it was happening.
Speaker:Uh, my kids were even like, oh, who's that?
Speaker:I said, I don't know who any of these people are supposed to be.
Speaker:Yeah, at first I didn't get the whole Sam Jackson thing.
Speaker:I know I'm I'm white and uncultured. It took me a minute to realize,
Speaker:like, he was Uncle Sam, and. Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker:I had to google some of the symbolism. Yeah.
Speaker:But but overall, you know, it was fine.
Speaker:I'm not a huge Kendrick Lamar fan. I liked some of what he did
Speaker:during the performance. But, um, you know, I'm not
Speaker:downloading his music or anything like that. Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker:Funny, funny thing about the halftime show is when Sam Jackson came up on
Speaker:the screen, uh, my ten year old, she goes, I don't want to sound mean.
Speaker:She goes, but that kind of looks like a black papa, because that's
Speaker:what they call my dad is Papa. Oh. And we started looking at him
Speaker:more while I was. The halftime show was going on.
Speaker:Every time he'd pop up, we were like, Holy shit, my dad is a
Speaker:white Sam Jackson. That's funny. I sent him the text,
Speaker:and then my mom sent me back some pictures of Sam Jackson,
Speaker:and we're just looking at it. We're like, Holy shit.
Speaker:My dad is a white Sam Jackson. That's so good.
Speaker:It is Midwest, Sam Jackson. Yes. Get all these motherfucking cheese
Speaker:curds off this motherfucking plane. Doesn't get more Midwest than that.
Speaker:Oh. That's perfect. Oh. Good times. Um, but, yeah, that's about it.
Speaker:Yay! Super bowl, it happened. Baseball's starting up soon.
Speaker:I can't. Wait. Yeah. Dodgers spent some money this
Speaker:offseason. You know, the it's funny you say
Speaker:that because I just saw a statistic that said, uh, the Brewers were
Speaker:the second least big spenders. Spent the least amount that.
Speaker:Thank you very much for making my words sound legible. Not $900,000.
Speaker:They spent this season. Yeah. Look out. Who was the least?
Speaker:Was it like the A's or something? It's always the.
Speaker:Saint Louis Cardinals. Oh, that's surprising.
Speaker:Which is a big shocker, except after this past season where
Speaker:they were dog shit and they were giving tickets away for free.
Speaker:Just. Were they really? Oh, you didn't hear about that?
Speaker:I did not. Oh, they were offering tickets for
Speaker:free because of, uh, they couldn't get people into the stadium. Wow.
Speaker:Because the team was uncharacteristically bad.
Speaker:Yeah, they're always at least middle of the road, if not better.
Speaker:Oh, they're never a bad team. They're that team that always
Speaker:just finds a way to be good. Yeah, and they always,
Speaker:no matter what kind of year they're having, they always find
Speaker:a way to beat the Dodgers. Yeah. I mean, they're just historically
Speaker:a super solid organization. Yeah. They were they were giving away
Speaker:tickets for free. That reminds me of, uh, the 70 76
Speaker:ers did that. Almost did that. They were giving away or selling
Speaker:tickets for like $4 a ticket like ten years ago.
Speaker:They could not get people in the stadium.
Speaker:It was more expensive to buy a beer than a seat at the game.
Speaker:That was happening at some New York Giants games this year.
Speaker:That's not surprising. I believe it was when the Saints
Speaker:visited MetLife. Okay. And there were certain tickets you
Speaker:could actually buy for a dollar. Like the caption of the post was
Speaker:that a Bud Light costs more than a ticket for the Giants game,
Speaker:because the ticket was $1 and the beer was 13. Right.
Speaker:Well, when the 76 ers were doing that, some guy posted that he
Speaker:bought out an entire row. It only cost him like $47.
Speaker:That's amazing. I was like, I would do that.
Speaker:I'd just go buy a row to myself and hang out or bring friends or
Speaker:whatever. Yeah. Or if you don't find anybody else
Speaker:and you don't have anybody else to sit next to you and bother you.
Speaker:Right, exactly. Keep it quiet. Shut up!
Speaker:I'm watching the shitty game. Brilliant. Yeah. So, uh.
Speaker:But not a sports show. Olaf. Definitely not. No sports.
Speaker:It's a topic show, though. It's a topic show, so I gotta.
Speaker:You remember Wiley? Of. Yeah. That he ran that thing.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah. Or drink life. Whatever they're calling. Drink life.
Speaker:Yeah. Drunk life. That's my life. Um, do you remember our
Speaker:discussion about the Made West Pale Ale and his hatred of it?
Speaker:Yeah, he doesn't like it. And you think it's the best?
Speaker:Well, I don't think it's the best, but. Not the best.
Speaker:But they make a great pale ale. Make a solid pale ale.
Speaker:And I think what I always said was, in Ventura County, where I am,
Speaker:it is the best flagship pale ale, you know, regularly produced,
Speaker:pale in the area. A lot of people make good pale ales,
Speaker:but they're not flagship. They're not there all the time.
Speaker:Right. And so I you know,
Speaker:I dubbed that years ago. And he always told me I was
Speaker:insane and it was garbage. And, uh, Basically, I discredit all
Speaker:of his peer reviews because of that. But plus he doesn't finish his beers.
Speaker:That is the biggest offense. But we ran into him the other
Speaker:night and I can't wait to tell everybody this.
Speaker:He goes, hey, guess what I'm drinking.
Speaker:I said, what are you drinking? He goes, Made West pale.
Speaker:I was like, by choice. He goes, yeah, you know what?
Speaker:They're actually not that bad. Jeez. I was like, you motherfucker.
Speaker:For years, this is the worst pale. I'd rather drink piss and, like,
Speaker:all this other stuff, run into him at a beer place,
Speaker:and he's sitting there drinking a made West Pale. What do you think?
Speaker:There's no way he actually had it without. Oh back then. Yeah.
Speaker:Like to be able to judge it. There's no way.
Speaker:Something I don't know. Anyway, so I was like,
Speaker:I gotta tell anybody who will listen to me because, uh, you motherfucker
Speaker:have been missing out on a great pale ale because you're too
Speaker:stubborn to try it, apparently. If you've sent that one to me before.
Speaker:I probably did, just so you could try it and tell him how wrong he is.
Speaker:I'm, like, 98% sure that you did. It's in a blue can.
Speaker:Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I like look, it's not the
Speaker:best pale ale in the world, but it's super solid and they
Speaker:make it all the time. I like it. I love me a super solid beer.
Speaker:Yeah, like when you can just always fall back on.
Speaker:It's like, I really don't feel like branching out today.
Speaker:I'm just gonna get this. Yeah. Like one that is a local hazy that I
Speaker:always see on tap as Tarantula Hill. Tarantula hills down the street
Speaker:from me. They've done a great job of
Speaker:getting their beers into restaurants and stuff.
Speaker:And if we're at any restaurant and they've got liquid candy on tap,
Speaker:I know I'm good to go. That one you definitely sent me.
Speaker:I know for sure. No, Eric. Erica sent me that one. Erica.
Speaker:Yeah, I think she picked it up when she was down.
Speaker:Yeah, just a super solid, hazy. Nothing to write home about,
Speaker:but. But always good. Solid. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker:And, you know, you can count on it when you're at a restaurant.
Speaker:Their beer selection is not amazing. And, yeah, it's good stuff, man.
Speaker:It's nice to have that kind of a restaurant beer.
Speaker:Yeah, and I'm glad that's become such a restaurant,
Speaker:because before it was like, you know, insert West Coast,
Speaker:like Firestone Union Jack. It's like, all right, I'm not looking
Speaker:to strip the enamel off my teeth. Stone IPA. You're right. Yeah.
Speaker:I mean, that's what it was for years and years.
Speaker:So anyways, um, go drink a midwest pale fuckers.
Speaker:It's good stuff. What about you? Any any beer research these days? Um.
Speaker:So, uh, not so much for me getting out.
Speaker:Uh, I've been been busy, but I did pick up, uh,
Speaker:Tom from pilot. Tom brought. Me. Tom brought me a Utah beer. Oh.
Speaker:Um, which, apparently it's true. They do make beer in Utah. Wow.
Speaker:And it wasn't 5%. It was 8.2%. Whoa. It was a double IPA.
Speaker:Um, it was called. I have it right here, too.
Speaker:Steph is screaming at. Us right now, ironically enough.
Speaker:So I actually I actually messaged her a picture of the beer and she
Speaker:was astounded at how I got it. Mhm. Um, but it was called Ferda and
Speaker:it's from Templin Family Brewing. And um,
Speaker:it was a super solid IPA. Nice. Like, it wasn't mind blowing in
Speaker:any sense, but if it was around, it could be one of those.
Speaker:Hey, I'll pick this up because. It always safe.
Speaker:It's 8.2% and the flavor was great. And, uh, like, the aroma didn't
Speaker:spill out at you and like, it wasn't overly robust with flavor,
Speaker:but there was enough of both that just kept you drinking.
Speaker:And it was wonderful. And again, I didn't. Need to do.
Speaker:Can't thank Tom enough for the hookups. And you know what he does?
Speaker:He's. And the smuggling. A true, true friend, let me tell you.
Speaker:Start calling you guys. You two, uh, Smokey and the bandit.
Speaker:I like that. Yeah, just smuggling beer for
Speaker:you everywhere he goes. No. Every time he flies, he's just
Speaker:going to be listening to Eastbound and Down, loaded up in Brooklyn.
Speaker:That's a big ten four smoking. Snowman or whatever. Ice. Yeah.
Speaker:Snowman. Snowman. I love that movie. Ice man is Top Gun, right? Yes.
Speaker:Yes, it. Is one of those man's cold man's.
Speaker:So I was able to have a Utah beer and then a guy at work,
Speaker:you know, because I don't have a life and everybody else does.
Speaker:He went out to New York or. No, not New York, Washington,
Speaker:D.C., uh, went to a show or some kind of convention out there,
Speaker:stopped at a liquor store on his way back and brought a four pack
Speaker:of beer into work and was like, hey, give this a try.
Speaker:And it was from Zero Gravity Brewing from Vermont. Mm.
Speaker:I've heard of them. Yeah. And it was, uh, or American IPA
Speaker:beer was called Conehead. Uh, these guys have a super cool
Speaker:logo, and the beer doesn't have a, you know,
Speaker:it's not a crazy great rating. It's a 5.7 ABV American Pale uh,
Speaker:3.8 on Untappd here, but the flavor was absolutely obnoxious.
Speaker:Oh. For for an American IPA. Like, it was so flavorful,
Speaker:so crisp, super light bodied. Um, and I just again, really enjoyed,
Speaker:uh, appreciated the gesture. Just some really,
Speaker:really kind folks out there I know. So makes you feel like you want
Speaker:to be a better person, doesn't it? Uh, sometimes.
Speaker:Sometimes every once in a while. Makes you think maybe I'm not a
Speaker:good person. Maybe I'm a dick. Well, I knew that already.
Speaker:I know I'm a dick. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say.
Speaker:All right. I was just gonna say that's about
Speaker:the research. Uh, I've been doing. Oh, I did a little research with
Speaker:some, uh, THC beverages. Oh. More dabbling. Yeah, so I dabbled it.
Speaker:Uh, I upped my dosage to the ten milligrams. Oh, shit. Yep.
Speaker:Daddy must have been feeling nice. So I'm not sure if I liked it
Speaker:too much. It was. I don't I don't know, it just made
Speaker:me feel way too lightheaded. Mhm. And like, very stumble. Not stumbly.
Speaker:Wobbly. Wobbly is a good word. It made me feel very wobbly.
Speaker:Your previous max was like six. Right. Six.
Speaker:Which I thoroughly enjoyed. Okay. And I even hit a sixer with a
Speaker:double IPA after. And that was probably the best
Speaker:I've ever felt in my life. I'm telling you, a nice gummy or we
Speaker:drink or whatever with a beer or a glass of wine is just chef's kiss.
Speaker:Yeah it I it was melty was just the only way I could describe it.
Speaker:That was a good night. And like, it was crazy because
Speaker:you're like a shell of a human. And like,
Speaker:everything was turning in my brain, like my brain was going. I got ideas.
Speaker:I just couldn't do anything. I was just there.
Speaker:And then you go, what was I just thinking of? That was a great idea.
Speaker:If I wish I could remember. It was good stuff, I would.
Speaker:I would second that to do that. Good times tens a lot. Um.
Speaker:I'm not I wouldn't recommend. Yeah. When I do ten, I spread it out like
Speaker:I'll do five, wait like an hour and a half ish and have another.
Speaker:Unless I'm just looking to get fucking blitzed or something.
Speaker:Right. And then I'll have enough. So it kind of sneaks up.
Speaker:But it's not like boom ten, right? So I had four cans, uh,
Speaker:two of the cans. I did drink kind of fast because
Speaker:it was like later at night, like 830, and I was just trying
Speaker:to get some sleep, you know, so I was trying to get it in and let
Speaker:the effects come out and then zonk, uh, and the other two times,
Speaker:it kind of spread it out. Probably took me like an hour to
Speaker:drink, uh, because I wanted to spread it out a little bit. Sure.
Speaker:But, uh, it just caught up with me, and I think I'll stick with Sixers.
Speaker:Yeah, I was, uh, I was at the I don't know what you call it, the weed shop,
Speaker:I guess one time, and I don't know. I don't know the dispensary.
Speaker:Yeah, there you go. And I was buying some gummies
Speaker:and they go, hey, you know, you spend way too much money.
Speaker:You want a free Snoop Dogg soda? And I was like, all right,
Speaker:I'll give it a shot. It was so fucking disgusting.
Speaker:It tasted like total ass. Really? Yeah. And it didn't work that well.
Speaker:I think it was. I can't remember it was 5 or 10,
Speaker:but I remember I was like, oh, I end up chugging it because it was
Speaker:so bad. It just tasted like medicine. Um, no thanks. Snoop.
Speaker:No, there's a brewery here. They're really up north,
Speaker:like five hours away, but they come out with some infused seltzers
Speaker:that go up to like 50mg a can, 5050, that's 25 and 50. Good lord.
Speaker:And I couldn't imagine what that would do to you. Yeah.
Speaker:One time I was buying gummies and the guy was like, hey,
Speaker:do you want these ones? I was like, no, those are the tens.
Speaker:I prefer the fives, you know? That's that's good for me.
Speaker:And he goes, oh, okay. Yeah. I usually end up having about
Speaker:100 a day. I was like, what? You have 100mg of THC a day?
Speaker:He goes, yeah. I'm like,
Speaker:how do you fucking function? He's like, you know,
Speaker:I just I have a high tolerance. Some people have a higher tolerance.
Speaker:I was like, yeah, okay, fine, you do 25 or 30mg,
Speaker:you do a fucking 100g a day. Balls. Also, it must be so expensive.
Speaker:I would be in a coma. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that would put me
Speaker:in a coma. It absolutely. Yeah. You'd be glued to the couch.
Speaker:You wouldn't. You couldn't move with that.
Speaker:It's insane. I'm trying to think like what is
Speaker:beyond not being able to move. Right. And that's what I would be.
Speaker:I mean, you can't die from doing too much weed. But. Right.
Speaker:But it's the next best thing. Oh. Worst thing? The story.
Speaker:My buddy, who used to be an EMT, rolled up on the scene one time,
Speaker:and this dad and son had split a cookie and they were just
Speaker:absolutely losing their shit. The mom had called 911 because
Speaker:she didn't know what to do and they showed up.
Speaker:Yeah, they showed up and he goes, look, ma'am,
Speaker:like there's nothing we can do. It's weed. They're not in danger.
Speaker:They just have to ride it out, right? We can we can take them in and
Speaker:hook them up to an IV, and they can wait it out in the hospital.
Speaker:But you're gonna have to pay for it, you know?
Speaker:Or you can just strap them down here and let it happen.
Speaker:She goes, no, get them out of my house. I don't want them here.
Speaker:I guess the sun was kind of freaking out.
Speaker:He goes, okay, do you still have the wrapper to that cookie?
Speaker:And she goes, yeah, here. And she pulls it out of the trash.
Speaker:It was 500mg. Holy balls. Yeah,
Speaker:I'd be freaking out if I had 252. Yeah, I would say, uh, like,
Speaker:I've heard about people getting, like, paranoid when they do they
Speaker:do stuff. Yeah. And, uh, so far, I don't understand
Speaker:that. I'm not a paranoid stoner. I did that much. Yeah, 100%.
Speaker:I would start freaking out going balls crazy.
Speaker:Yeah, I guess the kid was freaking out and
Speaker:the dad was so incredibly stoned. He was just, like, moving at,
Speaker:you know, quarter speed kind of thing. Yeah.
Speaker:And so they put the kid in the gurney and hooked him up to an IV,
Speaker:and the mom to the dad said, well, say goodbye to your son.
Speaker:And he's like, bye. Oh, good. That's brilliant. Yeah. What a.
Speaker:Story. Yeah. He had some crazy stories.
Speaker:That was one of my favorite ones. That was a funny one, though.
Speaker:But, uh. All right, well,
Speaker:speaking of drinks, you're looking thirsty over there yourself.
Speaker:Let's let's get you hydrated. In a world where craft beer is king.
Speaker:A world where muscles are bigger than growlers.
Speaker:Only one tongue can guide us. One man. One tongue. One tongue.
Speaker:Jabber. In this world, we must find out
Speaker:what is flax drinking? Well, much like your wife,
Speaker:who's a wonderful sweetheart. My wife. Um. I'm drinking a beer.
Speaker:That, believe it or not, my wife bought me. Wow. Which never happens.
Speaker:I'm hard for you. And we agreed we weren't going to
Speaker:do anything for Valentine's Day because it's Valentine's Day.
Speaker:Yeah, I'm with you. And, uh, she got me a six pack
Speaker:of beer. That's fantastic. Which is. Right. It's just.
Speaker:It says more than it than it does to most people. Um.
Speaker:And she bought it because it has, like, a tattoo heart on it.
Speaker:Oh, yeah. So it's, uh, Three Floyds. So they do some pretty decent stuff.
Speaker:I love their tagline here. It says it's not normal.
Speaker:And this is called jinx proof lager is 5.7% ABV and, uh, it says a crisp,
Speaker:pale and refreshing lager with a light malt sweetness and plenty of
Speaker:noble hops which noble hops come from Germany. See? Got it. Guten tag.
Speaker:Untappd calls it a pilsner, so I don't know if I really trust this,
Speaker:even though it's everything on here. Um, it's a lager.
Speaker:3.57 is what they got it for. It could be the best lager ever.
Speaker:It'll be a 3.5. It's crackery, you know,
Speaker:on the on the nose here. A little bit of them noble hops
Speaker:coming through. Mm. Smells crisp, if that's a thing.
Speaker:It is. Now. It is now. It's got great clarity. Oh, yeah.
Speaker:I mean, it's there's not too much left, but, um, I do enjoy this.
Speaker:Um, get the tongue jobber. Well, it's already warmed up.
Speaker:Warm up. So, I mean,
Speaker:it is a super fine classic lager. Definitely get those hops coming
Speaker:through a little bit. A little bit of that cracker coming
Speaker:through and just some super duper, super, super duper, super low end,
Speaker:tiny bit of bitterness that just hits you on the tip, tip,
Speaker:tip of that back tongue. Just the. Tip. Just super crushable.
Speaker:Lager is nothing more you can ask for out of this beer.
Speaker:I think 3.57 for it. You know, that's the reason we hate
Speaker:untapped. Right? Right, right. So like lager wise, I mean,
Speaker:you're probably looking at a four out of five here, but if you're an idiot,
Speaker:you know. You're five seven, right? That's how it goes.
Speaker:That's how it goes. Bunch of idiots on untapped. Yeah.
Speaker:And, uh. But, yeah. Super duper cool. Cannot see how many times I can
Speaker:say super duper. Take a drink. Yeah, it's got the skull and the
Speaker:heart with the arrows going through it and that vintage tattoo style.
Speaker:She did a great job picking this one out. Go, wife. Cheers.
Speaker:To my wife. My wife. Very nice. Uh. All right, let's hit a little news
Speaker:before we get up on out of here. Do you see the video of, uh,
Speaker:Saquon Barkley shotgunning that beer after the Super Bowl win?
Speaker:Yeah, it took like 0.7 seconds or something like that. Fucking beast.
Speaker:I almost wonder if he didn't actually finish it. It was so fast.
Speaker:That crossed my mind too. But the other thing that crossed
Speaker:my mind is I saw somebody who used to work when he was in
Speaker:college at Penn State. Somebody used to bartend at this
Speaker:place he used to go to all the time, and they made this big tweet.
Speaker:They said they used to bartend at so and so and Saquon would come in,
Speaker:you know, on the weekends. And he said he would just sit in this
Speaker:back corner to try and just stay like chill. And you know uh hidden from.
Speaker:People not getting recognized. And he hated getting recognized
Speaker:because when he people would saw him, they would just buy him drinks.
Speaker:he'd buy him shots and he wouldn't drink them.
Speaker:So he would just have this pile of drinks that kept getting
Speaker:bigger and bigger at his table. Um, but the person said even though
Speaker:he never drank them, he said they tipped him for every single drink
Speaker:that they had brought to the table. So just kind of showing he's
Speaker:that much of a like he's just a stand up guy.
Speaker:Everything he really does, like the Super Bowl parade when he
Speaker:saw the Ballboy cheering behind the fence along the way, and he picked
Speaker:their ball boy up over the gate and then brought him on the team bus.
Speaker:Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah. To celebrate the parade with him.
Speaker:Nice. Like, he's just a super good dude.
Speaker:He seems like a really nice guy. Yeah.
Speaker:Like, just a genuine PA guy, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker:And after shotgunning that beer, I like him even more. Yeah.
Speaker:So anyways, the beer that he shotgunned was open beer and is a
Speaker:brand that is led by former New Belgium marketer David. Whiskey.
Speaker:No, that's not a real name. Whiskey. I s p n I e w sky.
Speaker:Well, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Uh, anyways, it's a la based lager
Speaker:brand, and, uh, makes me wonder if he was sponsored to Juggy.
Speaker:Either way, I'm impressed, I don't care.
Speaker:I'm shocked they didn't have garage beer. You're wrong.
Speaker:Locker room for that? Well, I guess not, though, because.
Speaker:No. Yeah. Jason. Jason. It's true. And I feel like he's more of an
Speaker:advocate for it than Travis. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker:he looks like an advocate for beer. Well, and he's in, uh, he was in the
Speaker:Christmas ad that they did, which was horribly, horribly creative.
Speaker:I don't know if I saw that. Oh, dude. Um, the they parodied some
Speaker:Christmas song, like, some classic Christmas song, but the only word
Speaker:they used in the song was beer. All right. And that was it.
Speaker:And then it was just like people in a bar, and they were just
Speaker:singing to this Christmas song. But the only words were.
Speaker:Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. Yes. I think that's.
Speaker:Actually what it was. Oh, I'm just making that up.
Speaker:No, I think that's what it was. Like jingle bells, but just beer.
Speaker:All right. So, yeah. Go on with the story. No.
Speaker:That's it. That's that's the story. Well, okay. Um, $1 beers for life.
Speaker:If anybody wants a $1 beer for the rest of their life.
Speaker:San Francisco brewery is offering consumers $1 beers for life.
Speaker:Kind of standard. Deviant brewing launched a new
Speaker:membership program to help fund a new taproom.
Speaker:Consumers who donate within three different tiers are awarded with
Speaker:cheaper pint prices for life. A $1,000 donation will get you a
Speaker:$5 pint for life. 5000 donation gets you $3 pints for
Speaker:life, or if you donate $10,000, you get the $1 pints for life.
Speaker:Does it matter what beer do they specify? Does not specify.
Speaker:Says the tap. Excuse me. The program will run until the end of
Speaker:San Francisco Beer Week, which is February 21st through March 2nd.
Speaker:About 5 or 6 people as of this article being published have signed
Speaker:up so far, according to the report. So if you want to drop ten G's,
Speaker:get dollar pints for life. Yeah, I'm just trying to think,
Speaker:is it worth it? I mean, I guess if you had ten grand
Speaker:to blow, but let's say if you had ten grand to blow in a donation,
Speaker:then it wouldn't matter what you pay for beers at Taprooms.
Speaker:That's also true. So let's do some math here.
Speaker:I'm going to say the average pint price is, especially in San
Speaker:Francisco is eight bucks. That might be generous.
Speaker:San Francisco is. Expensive to craft breweries.
Speaker:That's about what it is here. Yeah. Usually it's like eight bucks.
Speaker:We'll say eight bucks. If if you were to get if you were to
Speaker:spend $10,000 on $8 pints, that's 1002 1250 pints. I just don't know.
Speaker:I think, yeah. You have to drink. More than the money. Yeah.
Speaker:If you had the money to just do it, I think you'd do it. Nike.
Speaker:But it's not something that is like, uh, a good deal, you know, like.
Speaker:Unless you drink 1300 pints of that. Drink 1300 pints. Yeah.
Speaker:Otherwise, yeah, I don't I don't think so.
Speaker:Anyways, if anybody's got the money to spend, uh,
Speaker:with the Super Bowl out of the way, total wine put put out some stats as
Speaker:to what was the most popular beer in those cities and drinks in general.
Speaker:Uh, they shared a list of the top brands sold in Kansas City and
Speaker:Philly home market brand families Boulevard in Kansas City and
Speaker:Surfside in Philly topped the list in the respective cities.
Speaker:Um, the rest of the top five best sellers in Kansas City were
Speaker:number four For Molson Coors. Miller number three.
Speaker:Tito's vodka number two. Cutwater spirits and the number
Speaker:one beer. Well, drink, but happens to be
Speaker:beer in Kansas City for the Super Bowl was Michelob Ultra.
Speaker:I don't understand that. I just don't drink beer.
Speaker:Then I just. It's so gross. You know, they came out with the
Speaker:Michelob zero. Oh, goody. Was it already a zero? Exactly.
Speaker:It's like, how can you make it any less? Yeah.
Speaker:Um, in Philly, the top five shook out with number four.
Speaker:Molson Coors, Coors number three. Constellation brands, Corona number
Speaker:two. Cutwater spirits again. And the number one beer or drink is
Speaker:beer in Philly. Miller. Okay. Yeah. Meanwhile, Buzz Balls was the top
Speaker:seller in Total wine stores in Boston, Dallas and Los Angeles
Speaker:across the three day period. Is Or is that the blue one?
Speaker:That's right. There's a buzz ball shortage in
Speaker:LA right now. Uh, the top,
Speaker:I guess ten after Buzz Balls. Josh Cellars,
Speaker:that's wine modelo. Modelo. Uh, number seven, Boston beers,
Speaker:sun cruiser. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker:Number six, Jack Daniels. Yeah,
Speaker:it must be like an RTD or something. Five Crown Royal four, Surfside,
Speaker:three. Don Julio, two Tito's vodka and
Speaker:number one Cutwater spirits. I've had a single cutwater before.
Speaker:I just, uh. I've never had it. That's the brand.
Speaker:That Ballast Point started before they got bought out for $1 billion.
Speaker:Okay. Do you know when Ballast Point got
Speaker:bought out for that billion dollars? They did not include Cutwater. No.
Speaker:So then they later sold Cutwater to Budweiser. Genius. Fucking genius.
Speaker:I think I have that right. I think it's Cutwater that was
Speaker:started by Ballast Point. Whatever Ballast Point started
Speaker:was then later sold to Budweiser. Tell you what, I might be able to get
Speaker:behind this Sun Cruiser thing. Might. Might not. It's, uh, iced tea drinks.
Speaker:Oh, okay. Like a hard iced tea? Yeah. They got, uh, raspberry classic
Speaker:lemonade and iced tea and then peach. Mm. Interesting.
Speaker:No, I wouldn't knock it till I try it. As long as it's not too sweet.
Speaker:This, uh. I don't think it is. It says, uh, one 100 calories,
Speaker:so it can't be too much. Yeah. Not a ton of sugar. Actual sugar?
Speaker:Yeah, maybe fake sweeteners and shit, but. Yeah. And it's a vodka based.
Speaker:Oh, okay. Very neat, very neat. Well, let's give it a shot.
Speaker:You remember a couple of years ago, there was the guy who worked for
Speaker:the Japanese government that got drunk and had a USB drive stolen
Speaker:because he, like, fell asleep on the train. Oh, man.
Speaker:Maybe I have a such a shitty memory. I do too.
Speaker:I read this upcoming story and immediately remembered I was like,
Speaker:God, this sounds so familiar. Did we do the story?
Speaker:Oh yeah, we talked about it. Like basically he worked for the
Speaker:government. He had a flash drive with a bunch
Speaker:of sensitive data on it and got hammered on a train, fell asleep,
Speaker:and someone stole his bag. Not too different.
Speaker:Japanese government worker gets drunk, loses sensitive information,
Speaker:and an employee of the finance ministry's customs and Tariff Bureau
Speaker:went drinking with a colleague after work last Thursday in the
Speaker:city of Yokohama, south of Tokyo. Within five hours, the man had
Speaker:nine glasses of beer. Good job. It wasn't until he had left the
Speaker:restaurant, gotten on a train and traveled home that he realized his
Speaker:bag, containing highly sensitive information, was missing.
Speaker:The Finance Ministry revealed the security breach this week,
Speaker:telling reporters the bag contained administrative documents with the
Speaker:names, addresses and case summaries of 187 people, including a suspect
Speaker:allegedly involved in drug smuggling. The employee had received the
Speaker:documents at a meeting earlier that day, the ministry said.
Speaker:Also in the bag was the employee's work like work laptop?
Speaker:Easy for me to say, containing personal information
Speaker:about the man and his colleagues. The ministry apologized for
Speaker:undermining the public's trust, saying it would investigate the
Speaker:matter and take strict action as needed.
Speaker:So far, there have been no reports that the lost information
Speaker:has been used illegally. As of Thursday, the documents and
Speaker:computer had not been found. Whoops. So I'm just going to go out on a limb
Speaker:here. Just put myself in the shoes. If I were carrying super sensitive,
Speaker:highly classified information. Mhm. That thing's not leaving my hand.
Speaker:I'm not going out with it. Right. And if I am it's, it's handcuffed
Speaker:to me or it is chained to me. Yeah. Or something.
Speaker:Or there's some kind of cool high tech magnet, you know, that
Speaker:connects to a bracelet. I have that. Sure. Handle the briefcase.
Speaker:Doesn't leave. I'm sure it's there. It sounds really cool.
Speaker:And if not, million dollar idea, right?
Speaker:Because clearly, these Japanese guys really, really need it. Yeah.
Speaker:If we can invent this, we'd be huge in Japan. Fucking millionaires. Yeah.
Speaker:These guys, they're super smart, but not with super sensitive.
Speaker:Can't handle their booze. Yep. Also, have they heard of Dropbox?
Speaker:Why are they still using USB drives? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker:I don't because they keep losing them. They're just I don't know.
Speaker:Yeah. It's mind blowing. Mind boggling when your thoughts
Speaker:get all trapped, like in a bottle. Exactly. Oh, Ron. Uh. All right.
Speaker:I think we should end it there. I'm gonna say hi to Vanessa.
Speaker:Hi, Vanessa. Hi. I'm going to correct you, by the way,
Speaker:that was, uh, Blades of Glory. That was Chazz Michael Michaels,
Speaker:not Ron Burgundy. Was it? Yep. Mine. Oh well, now I feel stupid.
Speaker:I was thinking. Oh, it's okay, I was. Yeah, I was gonna wait,
Speaker:but I couldn't wait. No, no, please correct me when I
Speaker:get that wrong. Yeah, that deserves a correction.
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