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Welcome in everybody to the Craft Beer Republic. Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining. My name is Greg and I'm being

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joined by the Buffest blockhead in the Midwest. And that's flex.

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What's up, big fella? Nothing much man.

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Looking forward to a good night. Yeah. Me too.

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Looking forward to have a couple beers with you. Heck, yeah.

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A couple. Were you having a couple? Uh, let's see how it goes. All right.

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The night is young, my friend. The night is young.

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I should clarify, I wasn't calling you a blockhead just for the fun of

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it. Because your video is blocky. It's not. Like it's.

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I couldn't even act like I was offended. Yeah, I know.

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Got a lot to get to today. So much fun.

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Uh, Super Bowl happened, and there's some fallout news from that.

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Uh, ran into an old drinking buddy that I got a story about and some

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booze, news and so much more. But, uh, if you don't mind. Hey.

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Landed. It's been a crazy day of travel,

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and I just need a fucking beer in my liver.

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Yeah, you look like you need to relax. Yeah. Use 1 or 3 of these.

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I did. I have my beer. I love my baby. I love my beer.

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I am drinking Smog City Brewing's frost Quake. It's a hazy IPA.

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6.2% has a 3.8 on untapped. They say this mock seismic event

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of Hoppiness divides the Earth between intense Citrus and juicy

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tropical fruit. A mixed fruit salad aroma leads you

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into a smooth, silky mouthfeel. A kiss of citrus and just enough

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bitterness to cleanse the palate for your next sip.

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Enjoy the palate splitting hoppy goodness, goodness, goodness.

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A frost cake. The goodness. The goodness.

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The Smog Days Haze Craze IPA series is an innovative lineup, a unique,

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thirst quenching, hazy IPAs. I don't think I need to read all

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that stuff anyways. This comes from my local bottle shop,

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Trader Joe's. Haha yeah the wife I said this

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before. The wife is always thoughtful.

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Sometimes she'll just hit up the store and come home with a rando

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single from TJ's because she's like, I thought you might want to try it.

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So here we are trying it. Yeah, digging the old schnoz.

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Yeah. What do we got? So it mostly follows that

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description. I'd say it's pretty light,

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but I do get a little bit of a fruit salad situation.

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Um, get some citrus in there. But. But very light aroma.

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Let me stick the tongue in there. Call this a French sip.

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A French sip, I like that. All right,

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so a lot of this is interesting, as you can see, uh, properly hazy,

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very mellow. All that great lacing. Great, great lacing.

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It has a surprising bitterness to it. I wish I had the IBUs.

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Not a turnoff, just surprising for a hazy the amount

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of bitterness that is in this. It also has a little bit of a an old

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school maltiness to it like not like crazy loaf of bread, malty, but it's

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definitely got some malt in there. Not what I was expecting with this,

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this color. See, that's what gets me is when

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you get a hazy and you get, uh, just any bit of malt character,

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I think it's a big turn off. It's a little bit of a turnoff to me.

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Overall. I would definitely drink this

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beer again. It's not a bad beer. Um, but I could.

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I could do without the a little bit of bread going into this thing.

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Not looking to carb load. Yeah. That's, uh, that always kills me with

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the hazes. Yeah, it really does. But. Good, good.

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Hot bill on the hair. Uh, nice. Should have called it a juicy.

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That's what they should have done. There you go.

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I mean, it's properly in a visual sense. It's properly hazy. They just.

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It's like they combined an old school Westie with a new school

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hazy or something, so not bad. Uh, but not what I was expecting out

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of a haze. I guess that's all right. Yeah. There you. Go.

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Like you said, you drink it again. It doesn't make or break the beer.

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Yeah, it's not a drain pour by any stretch of the imagination.

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Just not what I was hoping for, I guess, when I cracked her open.

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Yeah. You win some, you lose some. That's right. Sometimes you tie.

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Either way, I'm getting drunk. Let's do. It. That's what matters.

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Uh, shout out to our top listing city of last week. And that's Los Angeles.

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What's up? Oh, hometown, I guess. Local for you. That's right.

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So, uh, we haven't recorded since the Super Bowl.

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How was your your Super Bowl Sunday? Did you do anything fun or.

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Um, my one of my kids was sick, so we really didn't do anything too much.

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So, um, just ordered a pizza, had some. Would you?

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Breadsticks with that? We did, like, some pretzel nuggets.

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Ooh. Pretzel nuggets. Um, just. Yeah. Chilled out.

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I got a 12 pack, and, uh, I really wasn't interested in the Super Bowl

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because it was the two teams I could have cared less to see. Yeah.

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If they both could have lost at the same time.

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You know, the only reason I kept watching it all night.

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Because even the commercials sucked. Yeah, the overall commercials were

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pretty bad. They were pretty bad. The seal commercial was hilarious.

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That was my. Favorite. That was the favorite.

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What was I gonna say? Oh,

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I'm not not a big Kendrick Lamar fan. I only know of the one song because

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of all the publicity it got from like the dissing Drake and yeah,

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like that whole thing. So I, I really had no need to

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watch the Super Bowl this year. And the only reason I kept it on

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was because the Eagles were just demolishing. Right.

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It was kind of fun to watch. So that was very enjoyable.

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That part was enjoyable. But I'll tell you after a while

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I got tired of it. I didn't watch most of the

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fourth quarter, so. I almost I thought the same thing,

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and I almost didn't watch the fourth quarter, but I really

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didn't have anything better to do, so I just kind of kept it around.

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I did some laundry, um, while it was going on. Sure.

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Why not? As one does. We ended up playing, uh,

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Mario Kart. Man, that sounds legit. Yeah. For the Wii or the switch.

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What do you got? Uh. The switch. Okay.

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Yeah, I just got it, like, a month or two ago. Oh, I dig it.

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I really like playing, uh, the switch sports. Mhm.

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I only have I only have Mario Kart. Mario kart? Okay. Yeah, I. Came.

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With it. Playing the golf. And they just added basketball

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to switch sports. And that's. That was fun to get used to.

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Okay, I'll have to try it. Something cool about the Super Bowl.

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Sorry, I don't want to. A little tangent from this Nintendo

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Switch conversation. No, please. Zack Baun, who is a middle linebacker

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for the Philadelphia Eagles. Okay. Um, I coached against him when I

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was coaching high school football. No shit. Yeah.

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So that was also something really cool to see that he made

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All-Pro this year. And now he's a Super Bowl champ.

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And in high school we totally shut him down.

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Just an absolute stud of an athlete. Stud of a player.

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So yeah, just something really cool to see come full circle.

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Very exciting. Yeah I'm excited that the Chiefs

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didn't win again. Well I'm super excited about that.

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Yeah. Um, yeah. We didn't do anything either.

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Like, uh, you know, a lot of times we're over at, like, Nick and

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Nicole's house for the Super Bowl, but nobody cared about these teams.

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They were out of town, and I was like, you know what?

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I've had a busy fucking week. Let's just hang at home,

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drink some drinks, make some snacks, and we'll watch it.

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And if we don't want to watch it anymore, we'll we'll turn it off.

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Like, we don't give two shits about either of those teams.

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If both teams could have lost at the same time, that'd been fantastic.

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It would have been cool. Yeah. Would have been the perfect

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ending for that Super Bowl. My favorite post about the Super

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Bowl was when everyone was saying what they really wanted to happen,

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and it was the scene from The Dark Knight Rises when Bane hits the

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trigger and the whole football field starts falling behind Hines Ward

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as he's running to the end zone. I would have been fine with that.

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That would have been a good outcome. I'd been okay with that. Um, yeah.

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I'm not a huge Kendrick Lamar fan. Um,

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I did love all the the Drake dissing. That was kind of funny, having what's

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her name out there dancing and. Oh yeah, see, and I didn't know who

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that was right away. Oh, Serena. Yeah, I figured it out after the

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fact, but, yeah, Had no idea who it was while it was happening.

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Uh, my kids were even like, oh, who's that?

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I said, I don't know who any of these people are supposed to be.

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Yeah, at first I didn't get the whole Sam Jackson thing.

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I know I'm I'm white and uncultured. It took me a minute to realize,

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like, he was Uncle Sam, and. Yeah, a lot of.

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I had to google some of the symbolism. Yeah.

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But but overall, you know, it was fine.

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I'm not a huge Kendrick Lamar fan. I liked some of what he did

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during the performance. But, um, you know, I'm not

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downloading his music or anything like that. Yeah, it was fine.

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Funny, funny thing about the halftime show is when Sam Jackson came up on

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the screen, uh, my ten year old, she goes, I don't want to sound mean.

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She goes, but that kind of looks like a black papa, because that's

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what they call my dad is Papa. Oh. And we started looking at him

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more while I was. The halftime show was going on.

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Every time he'd pop up, we were like, Holy shit, my dad is a

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white Sam Jackson. That's funny. I sent him the text,

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and then my mom sent me back some pictures of Sam Jackson,

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and we're just looking at it. We're like, Holy shit.

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My dad is a white Sam Jackson. That's so good.

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It is Midwest, Sam Jackson. Yes. Get all these motherfucking cheese

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curds off this motherfucking plane. Doesn't get more Midwest than that.

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Oh. That's perfect. Oh. Good times. Um, but, yeah, that's about it.

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Yay! Super bowl, it happened. Baseball's starting up soon.

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I can't. Wait. Yeah. Dodgers spent some money this

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offseason. You know, the it's funny you say

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that because I just saw a statistic that said, uh, the Brewers were

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the second least big spenders. Spent the least amount that.

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Thank you very much for making my words sound legible. Not $900,000.

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They spent this season. Yeah. Look out. Who was the least?

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Was it like the A's or something? It's always the.

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Saint Louis Cardinals. Oh, that's surprising.

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Which is a big shocker, except after this past season where

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they were dog shit and they were giving tickets away for free.

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Just. Were they really? Oh, you didn't hear about that?

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I did not. Oh, they were offering tickets for

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free because of, uh, they couldn't get people into the stadium. Wow.

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Because the team was uncharacteristically bad.

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Yeah, they're always at least middle of the road, if not better.

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Oh, they're never a bad team. They're that team that always

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just finds a way to be good. Yeah, and they always,

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no matter what kind of year they're having, they always find

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a way to beat the Dodgers. Yeah. I mean, they're just historically

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a super solid organization. Yeah. They were they were giving away

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tickets for free. That reminds me of, uh, the 70 76

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ers did that. Almost did that. They were giving away or selling

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tickets for like $4 a ticket like ten years ago.

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They could not get people in the stadium.

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It was more expensive to buy a beer than a seat at the game.

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That was happening at some New York Giants games this year.

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That's not surprising. I believe it was when the Saints

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visited MetLife. Okay. And there were certain tickets you

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could actually buy for a dollar. Like the caption of the post was

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that a Bud Light costs more than a ticket for the Giants game,

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because the ticket was $1 and the beer was 13. Right.

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Well, when the 76 ers were doing that, some guy posted that he

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bought out an entire row. It only cost him like $47.

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That's amazing. I was like, I would do that.

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I'd just go buy a row to myself and hang out or bring friends or

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whatever. Yeah. Or if you don't find anybody else

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and you don't have anybody else to sit next to you and bother you.

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Right, exactly. Keep it quiet. Shut up!

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I'm watching the shitty game. Brilliant. Yeah. So, uh.

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But not a sports show. Olaf. Definitely not. No sports.

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It's a topic show, though. It's a topic show, so I gotta.

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You remember Wiley? Of. Yeah. That he ran that thing.

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Yeah, yeah. Or drink life. Whatever they're calling. Drink life.

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Yeah. Drunk life. That's my life. Um, do you remember our

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discussion about the Made West Pale Ale and his hatred of it?

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Yeah, he doesn't like it. And you think it's the best?

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Well, I don't think it's the best, but. Not the best.

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But they make a great pale ale. Make a solid pale ale.

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And I think what I always said was, in Ventura County, where I am,

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it is the best flagship pale ale, you know, regularly produced,

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pale in the area. A lot of people make good pale ales,

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but they're not flagship. They're not there all the time.

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Right. And so I you know,

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I dubbed that years ago. And he always told me I was

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insane and it was garbage. And, uh, Basically, I discredit all

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of his peer reviews because of that. But plus he doesn't finish his beers.

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That is the biggest offense. But we ran into him the other

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night and I can't wait to tell everybody this.

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He goes, hey, guess what I'm drinking.

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I said, what are you drinking? He goes, Made West pale.

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I was like, by choice. He goes, yeah, you know what?

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They're actually not that bad. Jeez. I was like, you motherfucker.

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For years, this is the worst pale. I'd rather drink piss and, like,

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all this other stuff, run into him at a beer place,

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and he's sitting there drinking a made West Pale. What do you think?

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There's no way he actually had it without. Oh back then. Yeah.

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Like to be able to judge it. There's no way.

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Something I don't know. Anyway, so I was like,

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I gotta tell anybody who will listen to me because, uh, you motherfucker

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have been missing out on a great pale ale because you're too

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stubborn to try it, apparently. If you've sent that one to me before.

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I probably did, just so you could try it and tell him how wrong he is.

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I'm, like, 98% sure that you did. It's in a blue can.

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Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I like look, it's not the

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best pale ale in the world, but it's super solid and they

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make it all the time. I like it. I love me a super solid beer.

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Yeah, like when you can just always fall back on.

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It's like, I really don't feel like branching out today.

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I'm just gonna get this. Yeah. Like one that is a local hazy that I

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always see on tap as Tarantula Hill. Tarantula hills down the street

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from me. They've done a great job of

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getting their beers into restaurants and stuff.

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And if we're at any restaurant and they've got liquid candy on tap,

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I know I'm good to go. That one you definitely sent me.

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I know for sure. No, Eric. Erica sent me that one. Erica.

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Yeah, I think she picked it up when she was down.

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Yeah, just a super solid, hazy. Nothing to write home about,

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but. But always good. Solid. Yeah, absolutely.

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And, you know, you can count on it when you're at a restaurant.

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Their beer selection is not amazing. And, yeah, it's good stuff, man.

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It's nice to have that kind of a restaurant beer.

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Yeah, and I'm glad that's become such a restaurant,

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because before it was like, you know, insert West Coast,

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like Firestone Union Jack. It's like, all right, I'm not looking

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to strip the enamel off my teeth. Stone IPA. You're right. Yeah.

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I mean, that's what it was for years and years.

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So anyways, um, go drink a midwest pale fuckers.

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It's good stuff. What about you? Any any beer research these days? Um.

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So, uh, not so much for me getting out.

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Uh, I've been been busy, but I did pick up, uh,

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Tom from pilot. Tom brought. Me. Tom brought me a Utah beer. Oh.

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Um, which, apparently it's true. They do make beer in Utah. Wow.

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And it wasn't 5%. It was 8.2%. Whoa. It was a double IPA.

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Um, it was called. I have it right here, too.

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Steph is screaming at. Us right now, ironically enough.

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So I actually I actually messaged her a picture of the beer and she

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was astounded at how I got it. Mhm. Um, but it was called Ferda and

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it's from Templin Family Brewing. And um,

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it was a super solid IPA. Nice. Like, it wasn't mind blowing in

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any sense, but if it was around, it could be one of those.

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Hey, I'll pick this up because. It always safe.

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It's 8.2% and the flavor was great. And, uh, like, the aroma didn't

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spill out at you and like, it wasn't overly robust with flavor,

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but there was enough of both that just kept you drinking.

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And it was wonderful. And again, I didn't. Need to do.

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Can't thank Tom enough for the hookups. And you know what he does?

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He's. And the smuggling. A true, true friend, let me tell you.

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Start calling you guys. You two, uh, Smokey and the bandit.

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I like that. Yeah, just smuggling beer for

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you everywhere he goes. No. Every time he flies, he's just

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going to be listening to Eastbound and Down, loaded up in Brooklyn.

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That's a big ten four smoking. Snowman or whatever. Ice. Yeah.

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Snowman. Snowman. I love that movie. Ice man is Top Gun, right? Yes.

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Yes, it. Is one of those man's cold man's.

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So I was able to have a Utah beer and then a guy at work,

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you know, because I don't have a life and everybody else does.

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He went out to New York or. No, not New York, Washington,

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D.C., uh, went to a show or some kind of convention out there,

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stopped at a liquor store on his way back and brought a four pack

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of beer into work and was like, hey, give this a try.

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And it was from Zero Gravity Brewing from Vermont. Mm.

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I've heard of them. Yeah. And it was, uh, or American IPA

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beer was called Conehead. Uh, these guys have a super cool

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logo, and the beer doesn't have a, you know,

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it's not a crazy great rating. It's a 5.7 ABV American Pale uh,

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3.8 on Untappd here, but the flavor was absolutely obnoxious.

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Oh. For for an American IPA. Like, it was so flavorful,

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so crisp, super light bodied. Um, and I just again, really enjoyed,

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uh, appreciated the gesture. Just some really,

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really kind folks out there I know. So makes you feel like you want

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to be a better person, doesn't it? Uh, sometimes.

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Sometimes every once in a while. Makes you think maybe I'm not a

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good person. Maybe I'm a dick. Well, I knew that already.

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I know I'm a dick. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say.

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All right. I was just gonna say that's about

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the research. Uh, I've been doing. Oh, I did a little research with

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some, uh, THC beverages. Oh. More dabbling. Yeah, so I dabbled it.

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Uh, I upped my dosage to the ten milligrams. Oh, shit. Yep.

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Daddy must have been feeling nice. So I'm not sure if I liked it

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too much. It was. I don't I don't know, it just made

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me feel way too lightheaded. Mhm. And like, very stumble. Not stumbly.

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Wobbly. Wobbly is a good word. It made me feel very wobbly.

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Your previous max was like six. Right. Six.

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Which I thoroughly enjoyed. Okay. And I even hit a sixer with a

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double IPA after. And that was probably the best

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I've ever felt in my life. I'm telling you, a nice gummy or we

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drink or whatever with a beer or a glass of wine is just chef's kiss.

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Yeah it I it was melty was just the only way I could describe it.

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That was a good night. And like, it was crazy because

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you're like a shell of a human. And like,

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everything was turning in my brain, like my brain was going. I got ideas.

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I just couldn't do anything. I was just there.

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And then you go, what was I just thinking of? That was a great idea.

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If I wish I could remember. It was good stuff, I would.

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I would second that to do that. Good times tens a lot. Um.

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I'm not I wouldn't recommend. Yeah. When I do ten, I spread it out like

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I'll do five, wait like an hour and a half ish and have another.

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Unless I'm just looking to get fucking blitzed or something.

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Right. And then I'll have enough. So it kind of sneaks up.

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But it's not like boom ten, right? So I had four cans, uh,

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two of the cans. I did drink kind of fast because

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it was like later at night, like 830, and I was just trying

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to get some sleep, you know, so I was trying to get it in and let

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the effects come out and then zonk, uh, and the other two times,

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it kind of spread it out. Probably took me like an hour to

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drink, uh, because I wanted to spread it out a little bit. Sure.

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But, uh, it just caught up with me, and I think I'll stick with Sixers.

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Yeah, I was, uh, I was at the I don't know what you call it, the weed shop,

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I guess one time, and I don't know. I don't know the dispensary.

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Yeah, there you go. And I was buying some gummies

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and they go, hey, you know, you spend way too much money.

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You want a free Snoop Dogg soda? And I was like, all right,

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I'll give it a shot. It was so fucking disgusting.

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It tasted like total ass. Really? Yeah. And it didn't work that well.

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I think it was. I can't remember it was 5 or 10,

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but I remember I was like, oh, I end up chugging it because it was

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so bad. It just tasted like medicine. Um, no thanks. Snoop.

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No, there's a brewery here. They're really up north,

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like five hours away, but they come out with some infused seltzers

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that go up to like 50mg a can, 5050, that's 25 and 50. Good lord.

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And I couldn't imagine what that would do to you. Yeah.

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One time I was buying gummies and the guy was like, hey,

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do you want these ones? I was like, no, those are the tens.

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I prefer the fives, you know? That's that's good for me.

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And he goes, oh, okay. Yeah. I usually end up having about

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100 a day. I was like, what? You have 100mg of THC a day?

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He goes, yeah. I'm like,

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how do you fucking function? He's like, you know,

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I just I have a high tolerance. Some people have a higher tolerance.

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I was like, yeah, okay, fine, you do 25 or 30mg,

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you do a fucking 100g a day. Balls. Also, it must be so expensive.

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I would be in a coma. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that would put me

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in a coma. It absolutely. Yeah. You'd be glued to the couch.

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You wouldn't. You couldn't move with that.

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It's insane. I'm trying to think like what is

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beyond not being able to move. Right. And that's what I would be.

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I mean, you can't die from doing too much weed. But. Right.

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But it's the next best thing. Oh. Worst thing? The story.

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My buddy, who used to be an EMT, rolled up on the scene one time,

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and this dad and son had split a cookie and they were just

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absolutely losing their shit. The mom had called 911 because

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she didn't know what to do and they showed up.

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Yeah, they showed up and he goes, look, ma'am,

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like there's nothing we can do. It's weed. They're not in danger.

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They just have to ride it out, right? We can we can take them in and

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hook them up to an IV, and they can wait it out in the hospital.

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But you're gonna have to pay for it, you know?

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Or you can just strap them down here and let it happen.

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She goes, no, get them out of my house. I don't want them here.

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I guess the sun was kind of freaking out.

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He goes, okay, do you still have the wrapper to that cookie?

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And she goes, yeah, here. And she pulls it out of the trash.

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It was 500mg. Holy balls. Yeah,

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I'd be freaking out if I had 252. Yeah, I would say, uh, like,

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I've heard about people getting, like, paranoid when they do they

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do stuff. Yeah. And, uh, so far, I don't understand

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that. I'm not a paranoid stoner. I did that much. Yeah, 100%.

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I would start freaking out going balls crazy.

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Yeah, I guess the kid was freaking out and

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the dad was so incredibly stoned. He was just, like, moving at,

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you know, quarter speed kind of thing. Yeah.

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And so they put the kid in the gurney and hooked him up to an IV,

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and the mom to the dad said, well, say goodbye to your son.

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And he's like, bye. Oh, good. That's brilliant. Yeah. What a.

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Story. Yeah. He had some crazy stories.

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That was one of my favorite ones. That was a funny one, though.

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But, uh. All right, well,

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speaking of drinks, you're looking thirsty over there yourself.

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Let's let's get you hydrated. In a world where craft beer is king.

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A world where muscles are bigger than growlers.

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Only one tongue can guide us. One man. One tongue. One tongue.

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Jabber. In this world, we must find out

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what is flax drinking? Well, much like your wife,

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who's a wonderful sweetheart. My wife. Um. I'm drinking a beer.

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That, believe it or not, my wife bought me. Wow. Which never happens.

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I'm hard for you. And we agreed we weren't going to

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do anything for Valentine's Day because it's Valentine's Day.

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Yeah, I'm with you. And, uh, she got me a six pack

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of beer. That's fantastic. Which is. Right. It's just.

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It says more than it than it does to most people. Um.

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And she bought it because it has, like, a tattoo heart on it.

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Oh, yeah. So it's, uh, Three Floyds. So they do some pretty decent stuff.

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I love their tagline here. It says it's not normal.

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And this is called jinx proof lager is 5.7% ABV and, uh, it says a crisp,

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pale and refreshing lager with a light malt sweetness and plenty of

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noble hops which noble hops come from Germany. See? Got it. Guten tag.

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Untappd calls it a pilsner, so I don't know if I really trust this,

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even though it's everything on here. Um, it's a lager.

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3.57 is what they got it for. It could be the best lager ever.

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It'll be a 3.5. It's crackery, you know,

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on the on the nose here. A little bit of them noble hops

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coming through. Mm. Smells crisp, if that's a thing.

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It is. Now. It is now. It's got great clarity. Oh, yeah.

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I mean, it's there's not too much left, but, um, I do enjoy this.

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Um, get the tongue jobber. Well, it's already warmed up.

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Warm up. So, I mean,

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it is a super fine classic lager. Definitely get those hops coming

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through a little bit. A little bit of that cracker coming

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through and just some super duper, super, super duper, super low end,

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tiny bit of bitterness that just hits you on the tip, tip,

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tip of that back tongue. Just the. Tip. Just super crushable.

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Lager is nothing more you can ask for out of this beer.

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I think 3.57 for it. You know, that's the reason we hate

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untapped. Right? Right, right. So like lager wise, I mean,

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you're probably looking at a four out of five here, but if you're an idiot,

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you know. You're five seven, right? That's how it goes.

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That's how it goes. Bunch of idiots on untapped. Yeah.

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And, uh. But, yeah. Super duper cool. Cannot see how many times I can

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say super duper. Take a drink. Yeah, it's got the skull and the

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heart with the arrows going through it and that vintage tattoo style.

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She did a great job picking this one out. Go, wife. Cheers.

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To my wife. My wife. Very nice. Uh. All right, let's hit a little news

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before we get up on out of here. Do you see the video of, uh,

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Saquon Barkley shotgunning that beer after the Super Bowl win?

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Yeah, it took like 0.7 seconds or something like that. Fucking beast.

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I almost wonder if he didn't actually finish it. It was so fast.

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That crossed my mind too. But the other thing that crossed

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my mind is I saw somebody who used to work when he was in

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college at Penn State. Somebody used to bartend at this

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place he used to go to all the time, and they made this big tweet.

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They said they used to bartend at so and so and Saquon would come in,

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you know, on the weekends. And he said he would just sit in this

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back corner to try and just stay like chill. And you know uh hidden from.

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People not getting recognized. And he hated getting recognized

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because when he people would saw him, they would just buy him drinks.

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he'd buy him shots and he wouldn't drink them.

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So he would just have this pile of drinks that kept getting

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bigger and bigger at his table. Um, but the person said even though

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he never drank them, he said they tipped him for every single drink

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that they had brought to the table. So just kind of showing he's

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that much of a like he's just a stand up guy.

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Everything he really does, like the Super Bowl parade when he

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saw the Ballboy cheering behind the fence along the way, and he picked

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their ball boy up over the gate and then brought him on the team bus.

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Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah. To celebrate the parade with him.

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Nice. Like, he's just a super good dude.

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He seems like a really nice guy. Yeah.

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Like, just a genuine PA guy, I guess. Yeah.

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And after shotgunning that beer, I like him even more. Yeah.

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So anyways, the beer that he shotgunned was open beer and is a

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brand that is led by former New Belgium marketer David. Whiskey.

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No, that's not a real name. Whiskey. I s p n I e w sky.

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Well, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Uh, anyways, it's a la based lager

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brand, and, uh, makes me wonder if he was sponsored to Juggy.

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Either way, I'm impressed, I don't care.

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I'm shocked they didn't have garage beer. You're wrong.

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Locker room for that? Well, I guess not, though, because.

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No. Yeah. Jason. Jason. It's true. And I feel like he's more of an

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advocate for it than Travis. Yeah. I mean,

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he looks like an advocate for beer. Well, and he's in, uh, he was in the

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Christmas ad that they did, which was horribly, horribly creative.

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I don't know if I saw that. Oh, dude. Um, the they parodied some

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Christmas song, like, some classic Christmas song, but the only word

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they used in the song was beer. All right. And that was it.

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And then it was just like people in a bar, and they were just

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singing to this Christmas song. But the only words were.

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Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. Yes. I think that's.

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Actually what it was. Oh, I'm just making that up.

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No, I think that's what it was. Like jingle bells, but just beer.

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All right. So, yeah. Go on with the story. No.

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That's it. That's that's the story. Well, okay. Um, $1 beers for life.

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If anybody wants a $1 beer for the rest of their life.

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San Francisco brewery is offering consumers $1 beers for life.

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Kind of standard. Deviant brewing launched a new

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membership program to help fund a new taproom.

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Consumers who donate within three different tiers are awarded with

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cheaper pint prices for life. A $1,000 donation will get you a

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$5 pint for life. 5000 donation gets you $3 pints for

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life, or if you donate $10,000, you get the $1 pints for life.

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Does it matter what beer do they specify? Does not specify.

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Says the tap. Excuse me. The program will run until the end of

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San Francisco Beer Week, which is February 21st through March 2nd.

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About 5 or 6 people as of this article being published have signed

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up so far, according to the report. So if you want to drop ten G's,

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get dollar pints for life. Yeah, I'm just trying to think,

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is it worth it? I mean, I guess if you had ten grand

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to blow, but let's say if you had ten grand to blow in a donation,

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then it wouldn't matter what you pay for beers at Taprooms.

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That's also true. So let's do some math here.

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I'm going to say the average pint price is, especially in San

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Francisco is eight bucks. That might be generous.

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San Francisco is. Expensive to craft breweries.

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That's about what it is here. Yeah. Usually it's like eight bucks.

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We'll say eight bucks. If if you were to get if you were to

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spend $10,000 on $8 pints, that's 1002 1250 pints. I just don't know.

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I think, yeah. You have to drink. More than the money. Yeah.

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If you had the money to just do it, I think you'd do it. Nike.

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But it's not something that is like, uh, a good deal, you know, like.

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Unless you drink 1300 pints of that. Drink 1300 pints. Yeah.

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Otherwise, yeah, I don't I don't think so.

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Anyways, if anybody's got the money to spend, uh,

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with the Super Bowl out of the way, total wine put put out some stats as

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to what was the most popular beer in those cities and drinks in general.

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Uh, they shared a list of the top brands sold in Kansas City and

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Philly home market brand families Boulevard in Kansas City and

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Surfside in Philly topped the list in the respective cities.

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Um, the rest of the top five best sellers in Kansas City were

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number four For Molson Coors. Miller number three.

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Tito's vodka number two. Cutwater spirits and the number

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one beer. Well, drink, but happens to be

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beer in Kansas City for the Super Bowl was Michelob Ultra.

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I don't understand that. I just don't drink beer.

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Then I just. It's so gross. You know, they came out with the

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Michelob zero. Oh, goody. Was it already a zero? Exactly.

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It's like, how can you make it any less? Yeah.

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Um, in Philly, the top five shook out with number four.

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Molson Coors, Coors number three. Constellation brands, Corona number

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two. Cutwater spirits again. And the number one beer or drink is

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beer in Philly. Miller. Okay. Yeah. Meanwhile, Buzz Balls was the top

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seller in Total wine stores in Boston, Dallas and Los Angeles

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across the three day period. Is Or is that the blue one?

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That's right. There's a buzz ball shortage in

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LA right now. Uh, the top,

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I guess ten after Buzz Balls. Josh Cellars,

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that's wine modelo. Modelo. Uh, number seven, Boston beers,

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sun cruiser. I don't even know what that is.

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Number six, Jack Daniels. Yeah,

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it must be like an RTD or something. Five Crown Royal four, Surfside,

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three. Don Julio, two Tito's vodka and

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number one Cutwater spirits. I've had a single cutwater before.

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I just, uh. I've never had it. That's the brand.

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That Ballast Point started before they got bought out for $1 billion.

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Okay. Do you know when Ballast Point got

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bought out for that billion dollars? They did not include Cutwater. No.

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So then they later sold Cutwater to Budweiser. Genius. Fucking genius.

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I think I have that right. I think it's Cutwater that was

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started by Ballast Point. Whatever Ballast Point started

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was then later sold to Budweiser. Tell you what, I might be able to get

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behind this Sun Cruiser thing. Might. Might not. It's, uh, iced tea drinks.

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Oh, okay. Like a hard iced tea? Yeah. They got, uh, raspberry classic

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lemonade and iced tea and then peach. Mm. Interesting.

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No, I wouldn't knock it till I try it. As long as it's not too sweet.

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This, uh. I don't think it is. It says, uh, one 100 calories,

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so it can't be too much. Yeah. Not a ton of sugar. Actual sugar?

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Yeah, maybe fake sweeteners and shit, but. Yeah. And it's a vodka based.

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Oh, okay. Very neat, very neat. Well, let's give it a shot.

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You remember a couple of years ago, there was the guy who worked for

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the Japanese government that got drunk and had a USB drive stolen

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because he, like, fell asleep on the train. Oh, man.

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Maybe I have a such a shitty memory. I do too.

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I read this upcoming story and immediately remembered I was like,

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God, this sounds so familiar. Did we do the story?

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Oh yeah, we talked about it. Like basically he worked for the

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government. He had a flash drive with a bunch

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of sensitive data on it and got hammered on a train, fell asleep,

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and someone stole his bag. Not too different.

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Japanese government worker gets drunk, loses sensitive information,

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and an employee of the finance ministry's customs and Tariff Bureau

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went drinking with a colleague after work last Thursday in the

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city of Yokohama, south of Tokyo. Within five hours, the man had

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nine glasses of beer. Good job. It wasn't until he had left the

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restaurant, gotten on a train and traveled home that he realized his

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bag, containing highly sensitive information, was missing.

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The Finance Ministry revealed the security breach this week,

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telling reporters the bag contained administrative documents with the

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names, addresses and case summaries of 187 people, including a suspect

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allegedly involved in drug smuggling. The employee had received the

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documents at a meeting earlier that day, the ministry said.

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Also in the bag was the employee's work like work laptop?

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Easy for me to say, containing personal information

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about the man and his colleagues. The ministry apologized for

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undermining the public's trust, saying it would investigate the

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matter and take strict action as needed.

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So far, there have been no reports that the lost information

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has been used illegally. As of Thursday, the documents and

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computer had not been found. Whoops. So I'm just going to go out on a limb

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here. Just put myself in the shoes. If I were carrying super sensitive,

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highly classified information. Mhm. That thing's not leaving my hand.

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I'm not going out with it. Right. And if I am it's, it's handcuffed

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to me or it is chained to me. Yeah. Or something.

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Or there's some kind of cool high tech magnet, you know, that

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connects to a bracelet. I have that. Sure. Handle the briefcase.

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Doesn't leave. I'm sure it's there. It sounds really cool.

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And if not, million dollar idea, right?

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Because clearly, these Japanese guys really, really need it. Yeah.

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If we can invent this, we'd be huge in Japan. Fucking millionaires. Yeah.

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These guys, they're super smart, but not with super sensitive.

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Can't handle their booze. Yep. Also, have they heard of Dropbox?

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Why are they still using USB drives? Yeah, I don't.

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I don't because they keep losing them. They're just I don't know.

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Yeah. It's mind blowing. Mind boggling when your thoughts

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get all trapped, like in a bottle. Exactly. Oh, Ron. Uh. All right.

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I think we should end it there. I'm gonna say hi to Vanessa.

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Hi, Vanessa. Hi. I'm going to correct you, by the way,

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that was, uh, Blades of Glory. That was Chazz Michael Michaels,

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not Ron Burgundy. Was it? Yep. Mine. Oh well, now I feel stupid.

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I was thinking. Oh, it's okay, I was. Yeah, I was gonna wait,

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but I couldn't wait. No, no, please correct me when I

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get that wrong. Yeah, that deserves a correction.

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It's okay. Back. Live real time fact check. Yeah.

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Good job. I still love you. Oh and I you. Oh. Mhm.

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Still recovering. Uh, I think that's everything.

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Hope everyone is staying very well hydrated. And on that note.

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Good night everybody.