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Hello, ChelseyBD Bach.

How are ya

Hi.

I'm good.

I'm good.

I've been handwriting A'.

Lot of thank you cards for A' client, so my hands are A'.

Little bit numb.

Yep.

Yep.

But other than that, 'I am Good.

How has your week been?

How are you?

I'm good.

'I, haven't been writing thank you notes.

So 'I.

Don't feel pain in my hands, which is great.

Yes.

Good for you.

'I 'I.

Don't know if 'I wanna talk about this, but I'm going to 'I feel like my lower back

But 'I do think that I'm guilty of thinking, oh, I'm just getting older and so my lower back hurts.

But I'm not like 90 years old like 'I.

Don't know why 'I keep saying that, but my lower back really hurts.

Yeah, 'I mean I've had lower back problems when 'I was in high school and college.

So 'I don't associate it with an age thing.

But 'I do know that.

Like you see all those cartoons and stuff where they're like, oh, my A'

A' came back.

Mm-hmm.

, I'm glad that we can convene together, we can commiserate about our aching packs and

I'm sorry you're feeling that way.

Trey.

'I.

Hope it gets better.

Thank you.

Well, should we join and commiserate in A'?

Little bit of, um, complaining.

ChelseyBD, do you need to?

Lodge, A', Complaint.

OMG.

'I thought you'd never ask.

Okay, so 'I have A', big Complaint.

Today it's like, you know, one of the pet peeve kind of complaints.

'I have A', major pet peeve, and 'I feel like it's gotten worse.

And 'I just 'I.

can't!.

Like 'I.

Really?

My tolerance is very low.

'I can't stand it.

When I'm with someone like hanging out, we're getting lunch, we're catching up.

We haven't seen each other in A' while whatever the case may be, even if it's not that, but

' Trey Gerrald: I knew it.

'I knew you were gonna say it.

'I fucking knew you were gonna say it.

'I can't handle it.

It's just so rude.

It's so annoying.

Like it's fine.

Like if, if sometimes like I'm expecting A' call and I'm meeting someone for lunch, I'll

'I might get A' call, you know, while we're here because I'm waiting to

So, Of course there's extenuating circumstances where it's fine, but if you're the person

Hmm.

'I can't.

Yeah.

You know, it is one of my pet peeves too.

And 'I, remember when Apple watches started becoming A' thing, being with people and noticing

Like, like it was like A' heightened experience of that.

But yes, 'I Concur, 100%.

There's something that feels very offensive that like, I'm not interesting

Or it's like you're so self-involved, or it's like just A' high explanation of not being present.

Yes, 'I.

Think it's just like, it's habitual.

You know, like it's like the pacifier.

We gotta touch it and like play with it and do 'I actually, like 'I had A' friend that

'I.

like in A' Nice way.

Cause 'I liked her and 'I liked hanging out with her.

But 'I was just like, 'I have to be honest with you.

Like this is something you do and it feels like you're not present when we hang out.

And she was like, oh my God.

Like thank you so much for telling me 'I feel 'I 'I was sort of feeling

'I think 'I need to take A' break.

And then it was never an issue after that.

And she was like, thank you for like letting me know.

So 'I do think with sometimes with people, like they're really, it's not like I'm

It's just, it's A' habitual.

But like if we are going out and we're in public at A' restaurant,

Do your, do your, does your mom do that?

Like, I'll be at A' Restaurant with my, my parents and they'll be like on their phone the whole time.

I'm just like, oh, cool.

'I guess.

We like don't have anything to talk about.

It's like embarrassing.

It's funny because David and 'I, whenever we're on A' date to the two of

Good reminder.

Like right now that's not what we're doing.

You know?

You know, 'I also had A' boss once who said, regarding phones in the workplace,

Animals at the vet or there's something going on with A' family member, then like

So that is the priority and we're gonna hold you to your commitment.

So don't be on your phone.

And 'I thought that that was such A' clean, direct to the point, perfect standard

'I once had A' lunch date with A' friend who it was like, we're actually not friends anymore.

But 'I was

excited.

Not, this actually has nothing to do with it, but, oh, that's A' really good story.

'I should talk about on the after show, but 'I remember having A' lunch date with them when 'I

Maybe an exaggeration is to say it was the entire coffee day, but 'I

Oh

for the first half hour of this coffee day,

Oh my God,

and it was so obnoxious and so maddening that 'I

And this was, you know, six, seven years ago.

Yeah, 'I mean it sticks with you.

It's also interesting for me cuz I'll, like 'I have certain friends that 'I l 'I do

But then when you're with them, you're like, oh, this is why your Instagram is amazing because

You're just like capturing it for the innerwebs.

Yeah, 'I.

Hear you.

Wow, that was A' real big pop off for me.

Thank you for

Woo.

about that cuz 'I.

Hear

Yeah.

Thank you.

Shall 'I give you the opportunity?

Try

Well, thank you so much, 'I.

Am going to pass the opportunity on to one of our listeners because

Listener voice.

Oh.

Hey, Trey and ChelseyBD.

This is Francis.

Longtime listener.

Longtime friend.

'I had to call y'all because what is the deal with people not returning shopping

It's insane.

'I went to the grocery store today and I'm pulling in and, ooh, 'I.

See A'.

Nice open spot, but then there's three.

effing shopping carts just left there and you know where the Des made area

And 'I was like, are you serious?

And yes, 'I one these people that 'I get out my car and 'I return the shopping

Okay, 'I just had to get that off my chest.

'I.

Hope y'all having A'.

Great day.

Love you both.

Bye.

Oh, love you.

A'.

Oh my gosh.

Wait.

I'm like, I'm like mad at Francis because 'I, that is such A'.

Good Complaint.

Oh my God.

It's A' hundred percent on my list.

Francis.

Love you.

Love you.

Thank you for calling.

So sweet 'I.

Feel you.

It's so annoying.

What is wrong with people?

'I always will return my cart.

You know, in the store or in one of those like cart designated areas.

'I don't understand when people don't do it,

me

so.

Crazy to me.

And you know, in doing that, someone else is gonna have to now do it for you.

Like it's so ignorant.

It's such A', multi-layered Complaint.

Obviously Francis listens because 'I feel 'I.

I'm like hearing our pattern in Francis's Complaint, but, uh, she upped the ante in

And then you see A' perfect parking spot and you're like, oh my gosh, how ha how

And then there's A' cart, blah.

Oh my gosh.

It makes me so angry.

Especially, and, and I'm gonna full disclosure here, this is now the Holy Trinity

So now we've heard from all of my roommates in college, but Francis Mazeltov is pregnant.

So whoever these monsters are who left these carts for this pregnant woman to go and hustle

There's even at the Acme Grocery Store here in New Jersey, there.

An employee whose only job is wrangling all of the shopping carts.

Can you 'I, imagine like that's how lazy we are as Americans, that it's A' job for A' person

Like, are you

kidding?

that's why in Europe they have the thing with A' quarter or whatever,

Oh.

or like you're not getting your quarter back unless you return your cart.

'I mean it's such A'.

Good.

Complaint, 'I.

'I do feel anger because 'I wish 'I had inducted it.

It's like so clear, so present.

Oh, 'I am so mad.

Well, good job Francis.

Thank you for calling in.

Way to get us all fired up on your account.

But like what?

A'.

Great.

Complaint.

It was on my list, Ophelia.

And thank you for listening and being so sweet.

Yes,

That was great.

'I.

Love hearing from you guys.

It's

'I know.

know.

It's like A'.

It's so great to connect with you.

And if you would like to listener, be just like Francis, then please

Let us know your complaints.

Maybe we'll highlight them on the show and we'll get angry right along with you.

What feels better than having someone commiserate with your Complaint?

yes.

Let's get riled up and complain about stuff.

We wanna

soaking

all the complaints and with that in mind, Trey, should we Thank you.

Jump in to some online reviews, 'I.

Gotta hear some more Kvetching.

'I think it's the perfect time actually for us to do

Yay.

Review, That, Review.

As you know, we are your trusty Review Queen.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

and 'I will read you the review, break it down together, and rate the impact of

It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

And Trey, it is your turn my friend.

What have you brought for us today?

All right.

Well 'I am bringing it right around to one of my often favorite websites that

Is it good reads?

today.

'I have A' two star.

Good Reads, review.

Woo 'I.

Love it.

Okay.

For A' very popular children's book, which has actually spawned an entire series.

But today we're gonna cover the original today.

ChelseyBD, you and 'I are gonna rate and review this two star review of the children's book.

If you give A' Mouse A'.

oh.

'I Rem 'I.

Like that book 'I.

Think when 'I was A' kid.

The book was written by Laura Joie Numeroff with illustrations by

What was that?

'I, don't know how to say it.

Laura, j o f f e, Numeroff, N U M E R O F F.

Numeroff

Okay.

Lori Lord.

Joffey.

Numer.

Laura.

Numeroff.

Laura Joffey.

Numeroff.

So just so you know, on Good Reads, this book has A' average rating

Reviews on this

Stop.

Crazy, right?

Stop it.

That's insane.

Actually, that's not correct.

It's.

Ratings and then there's 4,586 reviews

That's still A' lot.

because you can rate without leaving A' review on on Good Reads.

All right, so here we go.

So today, 'I had A'.

Really good time going through all of these, and 'I ultimately landed on this one from

Marie.

That's right.

Yeah.

So this was written on February 19th, 2011,

Okay.

so let's hear it together.

This is Eva Marie's two star Good Reads review for if you give A' Mouse A' cookie.

Let's do it.

Okay, well 'I guess I'm about the only person in the world who thinks these books.

Even Julia disagrees with me and we had an entire conversation with each of us stating

She's quite the debater for not yet being six years old and parenthesis 'I.

Don't find these books enjoyable at all.

In fact, I'll reiterate my thoughts for the slow ones out there.

Oh, okay.

think caps, they stink.

Who can't write this?

Rocks can't 'I.

Guess Slugs.

Water bugs, A'.

Few others.

Most humans can 'I.

most humans with A', few brain cells still kicking.

Can 'I think you could take some 78 year old crack head who has been huffing

Give him A' pen A' piece of paper, and while dangling A' crack rock in front of him.

Tell him to write A' mediocre story, and you'd have something along the

How does this happen?

Do you just have to get lucky?

Can 'I get lucky?

Like this chick Do 'I even want to be lucky like her?

Oh God.

Then I'd have to own up to actually writing this mess.

By the way, the reason this isn't getting one star is because my kid refused to let me.

She insisted we compromise.

'I said one star, she said five.

So she made me add an extra star.

'I can't help but feel 'I got over on her.

'I.

Wonder what she'll say when she grows up and reads this smiley.

'I.

Love you, Julie.

Bug.

wow.

Oh my God.

It's A', Karen.

Wow.

Okay.

Eva Marie?

Before we get into the basics, so you mentioned liking this

Of course 'I remember this, but 'I didn't really exactly remember.

So I'm just gonna share the quick summary that's listed on good Reads.

So if you give A' Mouse A' cookie, he's going to ask for A' glass of milk.

If A' hungry little traveler shows up at your house, you might want to give him A' cookie.

If you give him A' cookie, he's going to ask for A' glass of milk.

He'll want to look in A' mirror to make sure he doesn't have A' milk mustache,

The consequences of giving A' cookie to this energetic mouse run the young host ragged, but

This book is A' Great.

First introduction to Mouse, the star of the if you give series and A' perennial

If you give A' mouse A' cookie written in 1985 is perfect for beginning readers and story time

preschool to two plus.

Okay,

So how old do we think Eva Maria

well, Eva Marie has A' young daughter, but 'I think that Eva Marie is an older

'I.

'I wanna say early fifties, maybe late forties, but I'm getting 50.

'I mean?

Clearly not the target demographic here.

Definitely.

Yeah.

'I was gonna say, where do we start with this?

'I wanna start talking about Eva Marie and sort of breaking down the psychology as 'I

'I

Do 'I Wanna be lucky?

Do you wanna be lucky?

'I think that like there's some sort of bitterness happening within Eva Marie where

And now, They're very bitter and 'I find that very sad and 'I.

Think sometimes when you get locked in that place, and we've all been there where we're

So 'I thought it was very telling that not only did Eva Marie.

Shame the writer of this book for having success.

For doing something.

For following their dreams.

For following their joy.

But they even questioned themselves and said, do 'I wanna be lucky?

Right.

that

Because I'd have to own up to this book, which what you'd have

Thousands, millions of people find joy in.

And you're not the target demographic cuz you're not in preschool and your

But you wanna get one over on your joyful, like pure child who's yet to be tainted

I'm sorry, like it's A' five star experience.

You're A' parent.

The book's not for you, it's for the kid.

You read it to the.

The kid liked it.

Where's the failure?

the circular narrative here then is that Eva Marie ends this review by

Yeah, probably like.

test of time.

My mom is A' lunatic.

Like that's what they're going to think.

Sorry, 'I shouldn't stoop to the level of Eva Marie, but I'm just getting mad.

'I.

I'm like angered at the entire crackhead section.

Like of the dangling of the crack

'I know that really doesn't age well.

That's like, that used to be like A' term that you could joke about, but

Like, here we go.

That's not standing the test of time 'I mean.

It's

the slow ones.

yeah, that's bad.

Yeah.

mean.

and even as you said, pointing out like, uh, this chick like that even

Like you can't.

it's just not funny.

'I wonder, like 'I do wonder if Eva Marie is going for humor.

Like, do you think that they're trying to be funny or is this just like, like, what is this,

Like is it A' joke?

So,

funny cuz you're talking about the like slugs and water bugs.

Like, like what?

Right 'I.

Mean 'I.

It is surprising how many reviews there are for these children.

Books on good reads 'I mean there.

There was one that 'I was like, oh, 'I have to read this one, but it's literally A' dissertation.

It was like 28 paragraphs and it's like very sciencey, like elevated language like.

That 'I.

That 'I was sort of like, this is if you give A' A' fucking cookie, like are you serious?

But so like it goes, people take it very seriously in both extremes.

Obviously we know that's why we like

good

also we know Good Reads is like the place to take things seriously.

And so A', to your point that you just mentioned though, A', lot of

But then don't have kids.

'I mean like

also like don't complain about it.

Like no one made you A' parent, but yourself.

children's books are like this, like this.

Also, 'I was gonna ask you and then 'I was, God, you mentioned it like when was this written?

Cuz you said it was written in 85.

And 'I also feel like our expectations for A' Children's book in 2010 were A' lot different than

Good point.

It still slaps with the children.

So where like what's the problem?

Like it's still like hitting that critical component, which 'I think is A' major Miss in

is to give A' certain amount of like ownership and understanding to the child

So it's like if you're reading A' book to somebody else, one just for like A' child detention

You don't have time to really like pull out A' narrative.

And two, it's gonna be something that is easy to capture in an illustration and

So it do, it's.

That you have to be an idiot or dumb or have A' brain full of rocks in order to like this book.

It's written for children with developing minds that want to be able

Right.

But to be fair, Eva Marie's point is.

, there's so not any substantive, substantive writing here that even A' crackhead could

Like why are you taking such A' hot take on that?

Like

it's A' Children's book.

Like

It's A' Children's book.

Like it's not like

it

can't

supposed to be.

Like, like every children's book 'I feel like it's basically like an allegory, right?

there are, this is basically an allegory of like the Booz bourgeois Z 'I.

Can't say that word.

Bourgeois Z.

or just like when you give somebody something, then they expect more, right?

Like that, that's like something that happens in life is like, it starts with you

this is exactly the giving tree.

Oh my God.

It's the exact same story.

They're, yeah, they're always the same

What 'I, literally in live time.

Now I'm just having an epiphany.

It's literally the same story of the Giving Tree.

They're all the same.

It's always, it's like A' lesson, right?

Like don't be the person that takes too much, or whatever it is.

There's just short lessons.

'I think that it's crazy.

It's just crazy to me that even Marie.

With full consciousness could talk at such length about the fact that their kid

That is good.

or like degrade at so hardcore when it's bringing joy to your child is like really

It's very strange.

'I, but just back to this whole point about like the low level of artistic

Like what are you, like, why are you so mad?

what I'm saying.

What are you mad at?

It's like, not like if this book was A' on the college syllabus, 'I

But this is like literally for this is gonna be the first book that A' lot of kids read.

You know what 'I mean?

It's meant to be easy.

So, all right, so then as, as far as valuable new and unique information,

That became such A' phenomenon.

And here 'I am like, okay, sure.

I'm hearing that maybe

But is that common?

Is that common?

Is that A' common?

Well, 'I know because you're very definitive on not wanting to have kids.

But you know, for people that are not definitive about that, who do wanna have kids

She ended the review saying, love you Juju,

Julie Bug

Julie Bug.

Right?

So it's like, obviously.

, you know, A' Eva Marie loves her child and loves the fact that she has A' child

So do you think that most parents who love their children, who are very invested

Is that

'I mean, please call in.

Please, listeners, please literally pause right now and call in and tell us your

What is the effect?

Cuz we don't know, but.

'I mean it does A', it does come off A' little, um, unbalanced.

It comes off like 'I.

Ill appropriate A' disproportionate to like what the topic is.

That's how it is sitting with me.

'I mean even if it was like A' three star review and it was like,

If you ask me it's zero.

We compromise it three.

and being angry that you had to compromise with your not yet six year old.

Like, that's so weird.

It's like 'I do wanna share that This book, the addition that this review is for is 40 pages.

Wow.

So I'm imagining the first couple of pages are, are filler.

Maybe the last page is like you know about, and then it's like double-sided.

But that's longer than 'I thought.

'I would be.

Longer than 'I thought 'I would be too

'I mean the spelling grammar here is to totally fine and perfect.

'I.

It is interesting to note that the smiley face is colon.

Is that A'?

A' A' Colon dash capital D.

So it's like an energetic smiley face.

wow.

That's surprising.

In A'

Isn't it?

Yeah.

'I?

Think this is totally shady.

Very, like very shady.

I'm having trouble 'I.

Know that you gave the one value that you think is out of this review.

Being that A' parent can know it's A' sort of redundant experience, but I'm

Hundred percent shade to me.

'I mean literally coming for the author.

literally coming for the author and, and, and A' really like below the belt way.

Saying that like A' Crackhead is smarter than the author or A' Bug.

Or A' Slug, or what the heck was that section?

Do you know what A' Water Bug is?

A' Water Bug 'I.

Feel like I've heard of it before.

Is it like A' beetle?

What In the south?

'I don't know where Eva Maria's from, but in the South we like call cockroaches

Yuck.

Okay, so maybe they're from the

' Trey Gerrald: I.

mean we,

that that changes any 'I.

Don't know that that changes anything.

'I mean we can't really deduce if it's common or typical.

'I.

'I can't really imagine that most people are gonna have this much vitriol,

There are maybe Eva Marie is not the only person that hates it this much.

'I don't know.

It's just if you give A' mouse A' cookie 'I mean 'I.

You

not that deep

humor.

Were we entertained 'I?

Think Eva

Marie was trying to be funny, but

what 'I 'I was asking earlier.

Do you think that even Marie was trying to be funny?

'I.

Think when they get into the, like, who can't write this?

Rocks can't 'I guess.

That sounds like

That's A'.

That was an attempted humor.

Okay.

but then it really derails with like playing down like

punching down.

It's not

dangling A' crack rock like it

is

was crazy.

touch.

Not good.

And ultimately the impact 'I feel like is the reverse of the star count.

You know?

So like, again, it's one of those situations where it is impactful, but it

well, before we Crown 'I, want to just read off all of the titles of the

Okay.

So the first one, if you give A' Mouse, A' Cookie was written in 1985 and

Okay.

And that was if you give A' moose A' muffin.

Okay.

Muffins were very popular in the nineties.

That's true.

And then seven years later, if you give A' Pig A' pancake,

Aw.

'I kinda like that.

if you take A' Mouse to the movies, oh, they did A' Little Switch there.

If you take A' Mouse to school, that doesn't seem to follow the alliteration, but okay.

Um, if you give A' Pig A' party, If you give A' cat A' cupcake, if you give A' dog

Wow.

Okay.

there's also A'.

Bunch of other ones like Mouse became their own star.

So it's like the best mouse cookie.

Merry Christmas mouse.

Time for school Mouse.

Uh, happy Valentine's Day Mouse.

Happy Easter Mouse.

'I.

Guess mouse is not Jewish.

Happy it's Pumpkin Day Mouse.

Happy Birthday Mouse.

Okay, so

there's A', lot of

so there's A', lot of mouse stuff.

Well, that's the thing is like 'I guess we don't need to feel that bad for the author.

Clearly they're fine.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

Eva Marie, you're wrong here.

This person is A' success.

Who cares what your thoughts are on it?

Right.

And that's, that brings me back to the entire, the first point that 'I made, which is that like,

Maybe it would be great.

Maybe you would be better.

Like put your money where your mouth is.

Maybe the lesson here is you're trying too hard.

Stick with something that is very simple.

Just go with, if you give A' pig A' pancake, bitch,

Come

if you give A' chick A'.

If you give A' Chick A', Cheerio,

Yeah.

Okay.

All right, 'I.

Think 'I can crown Eva.

Marie, how do you

I'm ready.

All right.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

The Queens are Tabulating to school.

One crown and one crown.

The Queens are unanimous.

We did it again.

'I will start.

'I mean.

This one crown.

I'll just go ahead and say it.

It's for Julia.

That's it.

crown is for Julia.

This was zero Crowns and for inflation of A'.

Julia.

Count.

'I gave it one, but 'I can't give any crowns to Eva Marie cuz 'I just don't agree with the.

The whole assessment and 'I don't agree with the delivery.

And 'I just 'I.

It's yucky and messy and shady.

And so that was why 'I went with One Crown.

Uh, 'I.

Hope you're in good therapy.

Is that wrong to say 'I?

Don't mean to pass judgment like that, but 'I 'I hope that you've worked through your

All righty.

So Trey, why one crown?

Yeah, 'I said one Crown as well.

'I mean 'I can hear.

'I can suss through 'I.

It's saying more about Eva Marie than it is about the book.

It's possible Eva.

Marie's sense of humor is getting lost in the passage of time, and

'I don't know.

It seems cuckoo bananas to.

Right.

one star is simply because 'I can hear that maybe the redundancy is annoying when

And you're like, I'm repeating the same sentence over and over.

What do you mean?

But it's like, that's your journey.

You chose to

But that's really more of A'.

Complaint, yeah.

About parenthood.

and you know, so maybe it's like gonna be an annoying book.

You're gonna hate your life.

'I don't.

'I.

Just think it's like A' children's book.

Like if you give A' mouse A' cookie, like who cares?

But also the one crown, cuz it's A'.

Really big swing and 'I appreciate um, Eva Marie's crazy, um, opinion here.

It's kind of funny.

So that's why 'I

Even when it's A', swing and A', miss

Yes.

Literally.

So that's why 'I said one star A'.

Yeah.

Yi.

Great.

Love it when we're unanimous like that.

It's great.

That was fun 'I.

Love A'.

Good Reads review.

I'm so glad you brought this in.

Again.

'I had been A' while 'I was hoping that you were gonna bring in another one soon.

'I.

Just love how passionate people

'I know.

on that page.

Do you think that we should write A' Children's book

We could, or if you give, if you give A' Queen A' podcast

you give A' Queen A' quarter.

we could.

All right.

My Queens, we have reached the most regal portion of our show.

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting for?

My Royal.

Trey.

So I've been thinking about this for A' while, and it is time for me to induct pharmacy staff.

Okay.

Anyone that works at A' Pharmacy, I'm inducting you as My Royal Highness because 'I have A'

and at the pharmacy and 'I have

Mmm.

some just like nasty behavior from people that are going to the pharmacy and maybe

Or maybe they, you know, think that they're supposed to have something that they don't have,

People are so angry and they take all of that anger out.

On these pharmacy workers who are very important, you know, like, think about how critical they are.

You need your medication, you need something, and they are showing up to work

And 'I don't think enough people.

Are saying Thank you, 'I.

Think they're complaining at them.

So 'I wanted to take this platform, which is the only real platform that 'I have, and take this

See you 'I.

See what you deal with every day.

It's not right.

And 'I wanna take this time to say, 'I appreciate you and everything that

So thank you, thank you, thank you.

Yeah, thank you pharmacy staff.

You're my Royal.

High.

'I mean A' way to hit the nail on the head.

Yes.

Like, hello, such an important job.

They're like literally doing like decimal points and like, you know, magical.

Science and like chopping and dealing with consul controlled substances.

Like there's such A' level of integrity that's required and there's like such A'

Not to mention we came, we this pandemic conversation and you're

Keeping your immune system healthy while you're like

Flu shots.

Like all of it.

'I mean, it's really, and yes, like just managing energy on top of managing

Yes, kudos.

Kudos.

Yes.

Thank you so much,

All right.

Well, ChelseyBD, do you think that we have A' little time left for A' Royal review?

We always have time for A'

Maybe it's time for some.

Yes.

All right, so today we have A' Royal Review from User Clean, John.

on Apple Podcasts.

So Clean.

John spelled j A' W n Rights.

Great.

Listen, five stars.

Trey and ChelseyBD have such great chemistry and 'I.

Feel like 'I can listen to them all day.

Wow.

Thank

That's so night.

Wait, we were just talking about chemistry and

We were just talking about chemistry.

Look at.

we're the pharmacists of podcast.

all roads lead back to chem to chemistry.

If you give A' mouse A' pill 'I, don't know.

Anyway, clean John

A' pharmacist A' pill,

'I.

Queen.

John, thank you so much for your kind five star review.

We really, really appreciate it.

Uh, so glad that you enjoy listening to our show and you can pick up on this

'I am delighted to be able to share this show with you, Trey, and I'm delighted

Now let's go get our beakers and let's put some, uh, things under the microscope.

Ooh.

What else is

chemistry?

Better put that on A' Petri dish.

you go.

Fungus, bacteria.

gross.

There's fungus among

Fungus among us.

All right, well thank you Clean John.

We would appreciate it.

And if you would like your chance listener to be featured as A' Royal reviewer, then please go

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