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Flex, you reviewing a beer?

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Yeah, I got another one I'm thirsty

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Fwexy! Tirsty!

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I'm gonna pull that for a drop

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Welcome in, everybody, to the Craft Beer Republic!

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I am Greg Thanks for drinking

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Thanks for joining that dying cat over there in Milwaukee

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That's Flex

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That's a new intro

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Oh, sorry I mean, Mr Remix himself, that's Flex

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Yeah, that was a great intro

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It was an intro

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Spot on

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Yeah, it was something

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It's harmonizing

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And then giggling her way all the way from Utah,

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the land of no fun, as we've discovered

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Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to giggle there, actually

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Oh

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I just broke the law

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Oh, fuck We're gonna call this out

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That is, on the 'gram, you know her as Miss Tipsy Socks,

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straight from her OnlyFeet page

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That is, Steph, what's happening?

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Well, my OnlyFeet wasn't making much money,

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so I left it behind

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I don't believe that

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There are some fucking weirdos out there

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I don't believe you for a second

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She's racking it in

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You think with all the OnlyFeet money that you're making,

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like, maybe you get yourself a taller desk

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No, I really just like sitting here like a little kid

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at this teeny tiny desk

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She's got, like, a beanbag chair

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I know

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I think that's what I did last time

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I found, like, one of our beanbag chairs

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I don't know why I didn't think of that before

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They're so easy to hide that, you know,

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you just so happen to find them, luckily

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Thank goodness

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I hate when I misplace mine, this beanbag chair

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that was stuffed in a mouse hole

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Exactly

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You can follow her on the 'gram, @MissTipsySocks,

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and she's also a co-host of Beer Nerd Radio,

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also on the 'gram

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How do you listen to Beer Nerd Radio

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if you're not in your hood?

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You can go to K-U-A-A-F-M-dot-org

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and listen to us there on Friday afternoons

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So we're on from 2 to 3 Utah time

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It's Mountain Standard

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Utah time

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Are you legally allowed to get drunk on the air in Utah?

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Yeah

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Oh, OK

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Or if not, we're in trouble

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Well, they haven't listened yet

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Probably not

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We'll get there

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So go find her on Beer Nerd Radio as well as her 'gram,

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@MissTipsySocks, all that good stuff

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And if I'm allowed to pry a little bit

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and ask some questions, you have a cool new-ish beer job

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I do, which is crazy, actually

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I mean, I've been working in the beer world in one way

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or another for the last few years,

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but I actually have like a beer career

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What the fuck?

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I know

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So I'm the new executive director

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of the Utah Brewers Guild

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That is so cool

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Congratulations

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Pretty big deal

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I'm excited

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I have to be a grown-up

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Never mind

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That sucks

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It's like, well, I get drunk on the radio,

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and then I have to be a grown-up, right?

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And then I have to be a grown-up

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But it's really cool

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I get to hang out with our beer community here in Utah

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and do all kinds of fun events and plan things and then,

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you know, administrative stuff

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But that's OK

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Ew

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That part sounds gross

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I guess I really don't know what--

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I mean, obviously, you probably plan out like beer

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festivals and fundraisers and that sort of thing

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Do you have to wear pantsuits?

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That sounds like something an executive would

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have to wear is pantsuits

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I wear my usual uniform of whatever I want

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You should get tuxedo socks

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I might have some

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I haven't got a look

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I don't know

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If I don't, I should have some, though

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That's like the most professional outfit

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you could wear

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I am sure there's some lonely man out there

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will gladly buy her some tuxedo socks

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Her address, everybody, is 233--

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Don't give it away

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Nobody wants to buy me anything

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And there's guys willing to buy her socks just

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to get a picture of her wearing them

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Not just willing-- lining up

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There's a lot of-- yeah

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There's a lot of instructions that come with those deals

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I'm not really interested

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We should have a whole section called

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"Let's Read Steph's DMs"

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They're not as exciting as they used to be

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All right, I need you to jump rope 71 times

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There are probably-- yeah

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There's things like that

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They want to watch you walk on things and in things

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Ew

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That's super creepy

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But real talk

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So besides planning beer festivals and fundraisers

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and stuff like that, what kind of work--

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and filling out paperwork-- what kind of work does that entail?

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So the Guild's just kind of a support system

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for our member breweries and for craft breweries

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in the state as a whole

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We do education

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We do community building events

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And we also, if we feel like there's

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legislation that needs to be changed,

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we kind of work towards that

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So really, we're just here to kind of support the breweries

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and whatever they need

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Nice

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How many laws are you trying to change currently?

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Right now, one

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Ew

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But I'm not going to talk about it yet

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Fair

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We don't need this getting out

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I'm pretty sure that in Utah, the alcohol industry is always

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trying to change--

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we're always trying to change the laws

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And we have the Olympics coming

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I was trying to think of this the other day

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It's ironic you're on

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What is the tap beer law with the ABV?

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So you can't-- yeah

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You can't serve anything above 5% on draft

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But you can can pour

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Yep, you can can pour

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Yeah, you can serve anything in a bottle or can, but yeah

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But you can serve wine and, I think, hard cider

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on any strength

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I know wine, for sure

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So you can serve wine on tap, any ABV, which is weird

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Tap wine

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That's classy wine

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So a lot of them are like--

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Actually, there's a shop that I'm thinking of out near me

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It's called Wade's Wines

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It's a very fancy beer and wine tasting room

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And they do have wine

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It's a very sophisticated wine tap system

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And they love alliteration

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Yes, exactly

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I'm a big fan as well

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I really am

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It's all fancy wines

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It's not Franzia or whatever that's on tap

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But they have a tap system

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But I feel like this is not Utah specific,

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where wine gets a free pass in the whole alcohol world

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In here, when we were-- the whole COVID bullshit,

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it was like, oh, breweries have to serve

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a meal with their beer

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Wineries can do whatever the fuck they want

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Because you're a classy drunk if you're at a winery

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Right

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That's what it comes down to

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I'm not classy, for the record

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I just want to put that out there

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No one thought the other way

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Well, I'm just making sure

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Just got to put it out there

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I think out of the three of us, if you just had to guess,

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I would guess that Flex would be the classiest

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I would say Greg's is the fanciest

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Really?

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Yeah

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Dude, you're a member at a winery

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How about this?

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Multiple wineries

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Oh, man

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You make me feel this big, Greg

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I want to see myself out

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I just love that, in neither of your opinions,

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I was the classiest

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I never had a chance to speak

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Are you a member of a winery?

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No, but I'm not the classiest

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I'm sorry

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Multiple wineries?

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You're sitting at a child's desk, recording a podcast

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Not a member of a winery

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Not a member of a winery

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Thank you

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Nope

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You're right

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Disqualified

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Fair

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Those are fair points

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I take everything back

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Well, I'm going to take my five wine memberships

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and ride off into the sunset

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I don't have kids, but I have wine memberships

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You're right, and I treat them like babies

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Oh, dear

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OK, since this is a beer show, let's talk--

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let's get into some beer

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Oh, first, top listening city of last week

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Shout out to-- and I think this is new--

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Des Moines, Iowa

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Very nice

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Yeah

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What's up, Midwest?

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What's up?

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You guys just get the internet out there?

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Why?

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I think Iowa is the second least boring state next to Nebraska

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I'm pretty positive

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OK

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You mean like the second most boring state?

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Yeah, I guess least exciting

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OK, there we go

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But they do have--

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There we go

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They have the world's largest truck stop in Iowa

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If anyone was ever curious to stop at the world's largest

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truck stop

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Have you been there?

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No, we drove past it

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So you've seen it

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Oh, yeah, with my two eyes

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Not good enough to stop at the truck stop, though

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Yeah, what the fuck?

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Couldn't even remember where we were going

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Kansas, maybe?

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Your guess is as good as mine

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I wasn't asking you

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I was like, you know, it was like rhetoric

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Got it

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Copy that

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All right, before we get any stupider,

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I'm going to tell everybody about my beer real quick

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[AUDIO OUT]

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You're mixing everything tonight?

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No, I'm just being goofy

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Oh, OK, I like it

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You know, one girl in the room and Flex gets real silly

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That's false

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Don't you guys almost always have one girl?

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Yeah

280
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OK, we get a new girl in the room and Flex gets silly

281
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Newsflash, I'm a girl

282
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All right, I am drinking Almanac Brewing's Love Hazy IPA

283
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It is 61%, has a 388 on untapped

284
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And at the brewery, they say, love

285
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is brewed in the spirit of equity, inclusion,

286
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and justice for all people

287
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We stand with our LGBTQ+ community

288
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in saying loud and clear, love is love

289
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Love is a very splendor thing

290
00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:22,929
And they go on to say that it has a pillowy mouthfeel,

291
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double dry hopped with mosaic, citra, and sabro

292
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Very goulet of you

293
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Goulet

294
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On the schnoz

295
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I get a lot of Melanie smells cantaloupe,

296
00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:39,210
that kind of thing

297
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Beep, boop, bop, thong song

298
00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:43,090
What?

299
00:10:47,529 --> 00:10:53,370
It's Will Ferrell's Robert Goulet from Saturday Night Live

300
00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:57,730
She dumps like a truck, truck, truck, hey

301
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It's like a what, what, what, hey

302
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,250
I think I'll sing it again

303
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Thong song

304
00:11:04,769 --> 00:11:06,570
Can I say how impressed I am that you're

305
00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:09,570
able to sing a different song while another song is playing?

306
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:10,649
That is impressive

307
00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:12,090
It's not that bad

308
00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:15,409
It's like I can't even think of the lyrics of another song

309
00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:16,889
while another song is playing

310
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I was singing a goulet

311
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I mean, we caught that

312
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:23,129
Goulet

313
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Real quick, on ye olde tongue jobber

314
00:11:29,159 --> 00:11:32,200
The flavor follows the nose quite a bit

315
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Cantaloupe with flavors of like mango and some citrusy

316
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Very hazy

317
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Properly haze

318
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,399
I don't know if you guys can see that

319
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A little on the dark side for a hazy, but very hazy

320
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Welcome to the dark side

321
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Very delicious

322
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,720
I got this while I was up in San Francisco a couple of weeks ago

323
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I walked out of my hotel

324
00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:55,159
I was like, oh, there's like a really disgusting looking

325
00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:55,679
liquor store

326
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:57,639
I wonder if they have any craft beer in there

327
00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:59,159
Spoiler alert, they did

328
00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:01,279
So I picked this up, and like a drunk,

329
00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:03,320
took it back to my room and started drinking it

330
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What a fun surprise

331
00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:06,480
Yeah

332
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:06,960
It was good

333
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,519
Not too bad

334
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,759
Oh, that's a fun surprise

335
00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:09,639
Why are you laughing?

336
00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:10,159
Oh, my god

337
00:12:10,159 --> 00:12:12,279
That wasn't even supposed to be funny

338
00:12:12,279 --> 00:12:13,240
It was a fun surprise

339
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,279
It just was funny

340
00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:15,080
I don't know

341
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,399
Because it just seemed so sweet

342
00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:17,799
What a fun surprise

343
00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:18,399
Well, it is

344
00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:18,899
Thank you

345
00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:21,720
Ryan, what a good boy you were

346
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I did it all by myself

347
00:12:23,039 --> 00:12:25,879
He was working hard in San Francisco

348
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That's right

349
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,320
I'm like my own ass

350
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Out of town

351
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,559
Oh, dear

352
00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:32,960
That's probably the only time I've

353
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,759
cried when somebody screamed that they wiped their own ass

354
00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:41,519
Big daddy?

355
00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:43,159
Have you seen Big Daddy?

356
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:44,000
Yes

357
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:44,679
But--

358
00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,720
When they're taking the kid away from him,

359
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,840
with child protector services, and he turns around,

360
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:53,000
and the kid screams, but I wiped my own ass

361
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,720
Yes

362
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,759
All right

363
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:56,840
We're all caught up now

364
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,120
Now I'm caught up, yeah

365
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,559
Hey, but not an ass wiping show

366
00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,639
Not yet

367
00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:03,799
Give it time

368
00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:06,000
Give it time

369
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,480
What else?

370
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,360
Oh, real quick, before I forget to mention,

371
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,039
happy anniversary to Naughty Pine Brewing and Brit

372
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,240
They had-- she had the anniversary over the weekend

373
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,679
Could not make it, because technically, as this drops,

374
00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:18,279
I'm not even in this fucking country

375
00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:20,639
But happy anniversary

376
00:13:20,639 --> 00:13:21,240
Yeah

377
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,080
Yeah, Brit's great

378
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,000
I was very confused

379
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,919
Where are you going?

380
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,039
She's confused

381
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:27,600
As this drops, I will be in Portugal

382
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,000
Oh, that's really cool

383
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,679
Yeah, drinking wine, because I'm classy

384
00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,159
Do you have memberships there, too?

385
00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:34,559
Not yet

386
00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,440
I mean, maybe by the time this drops, I've got three more

387
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,919
That's the fanciest shit I ever did hear

388
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:42,639
Yes

389
00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:43,519
So much wine

390
00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:45,840
He said, I'm going to go to a country where I don't even

391
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,399
speak their language, just for wine

392
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:51,279
And I'm going to be a member of their wine club

393
00:13:51,279 --> 00:13:54,559
And Greg has memberships at multiple wineries

394
00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:55,960
What makes me classy?

395
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,519
I'm by sure

396
00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:58,279
I think you're wine ghoul

397
00:13:58,279 --> 00:14:00,919
I'm by wine ghoul

398
00:14:00,919 --> 00:14:02,799
We were hanging out with friends last week

399
00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:04,320
And they're like, oh, so why did you

400
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,799
choose Portugal for your vacation?

401
00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:07,440
And the wife starts like, oh, you know,

402
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,120
like I was there last time

403
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,600
I wasn't of drinking age

404
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,120
And my dad got to try all these wines

405
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,559
And it just became like wine, wine, wine, wine, wine

406
00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,759
I was like, just stop and tell them we're alcoholics

407
00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:20,120
Like, what else are we doing at this point?

408
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,120
I'm a grape officiant

409
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,159
How to actually--

410
00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:24,279
Love me some grape juice

411
00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:26,240
Big fan of grapes

412
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,080
Really old grapes

413
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,120
Maybe people, you know, step on the grapes

414
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,639
Big fan of stepping on grapes

415
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,080
Yeah, also something I try not to think of when I drink wine

416
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,799
is that people stepped on these grapes

417
00:14:37,799 --> 00:14:38,519
Do they really?

418
00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:40,019
Or do they just like press them out?

419
00:14:40,019 --> 00:14:41,919
I don't think that's really not happening, Al, probably

420
00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:42,759
It is happening

421
00:14:42,759 --> 00:14:45,759
We know somebody who owns a wine line of wines

422
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:46,639
What country?

423
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:47,080
Where?

424
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:47,639
This country

425
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:49,039
What country?

426
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:49,679
Here's the thing

427
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,600
We are members at their winery

428
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,840
And they had like a grape stomping day

429
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,440
Like, hey, come stomp grapes with us

430
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,879
Like, oh, you want my stankiest feet in your grapes?

431
00:14:57,879 --> 00:14:59,399
Do they do it in bare feet?

432
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,679
Or do they have like feet covers?

433
00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:02,960
Bare feet, my friend

434
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,600
Interesting

435
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,320
Oh, come on

436
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,440
I'm sure there's some part of the process that just--

437
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,600
We trimmed some bushes and stuff in the backyard today

438
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,559
And I stepped on some weird berries

439
00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:16,600
And they were sticky

440
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,960
They got real sticky on my feet

441
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,799
Don't think I would be a fan of stepping on grapes

442
00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:23,120
Yeah, it was weird

443
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,960
Because it's just a big fucking buckety thing

444
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:26,879
Yeah, it's a big vat

445
00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:28,360
Yeah, it's a big vat of grapes

446
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,679
And obviously, it then ferments

447
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,279
And alcohol kills germs, blah, blah, blah

448
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,840
And then if you don't wash your feet,

449
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,519
and then you step in your flip-flops,

450
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,679
and you get that like--

451
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:41,000
with the skin to the shoes--

452
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,279
I don't like it

453
00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:44,360
Anyways, the bottle they made after that was called Athletes

454
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,039
But I don't know

455
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:46,360
Let's even glass this up a little bit

456
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,360
I don't know if we can

457
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,000
It's impossible

458
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,360
We've gotten so low, we're never coming back

459
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,720
We've gotten as low as the desk

460
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,840
Well, you're in a kid's desk

461
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,559
That's not fair

462
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,240
We both attack the desk

463
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,519
I love it

464
00:15:58,519 --> 00:16:01,759
I was going to ask Steph if she's done any good beer

465
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,879
research lately

466
00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:07,480
You know, no, I haven't been--

467
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,759
actually, I haven't been drinking a lot

468
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:12,120
Lately, so it's been kind of weird

469
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,399
I've been just working, so--

470
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:16,240
Well, the Guild just called you're fired, so--

471
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,679
No, no

472
00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:20,519
Usually when I work a lot, I drink a lot

473
00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:21,039
Really?

474
00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,960
Yeah, it goes hand in hand

475
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,480
I think it's because I'm still training at this job

476
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,279
So in order for me to remember everything

477
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:30,639
that I'm trying to learn, I need to not be drinking

478
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:32,519
Like how to spell the word "guild"?

479
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:34,840
It's a tricky one

480
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,320
There's a lot of different ways to spell the word "guild"

481
00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:39,519
It's a tricky one

482
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:40,559
There is a "u" in there

483
00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:42,839
Yes, there is

484
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:44,240
I think there would be a "y," Gray

485
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,920
You think-- just like algorithm

486
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,759
Algorithm should have a "y" in it

487
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,319
It should

488
00:16:51,319 --> 00:16:53,039
It's because rhythm has a "y"

489
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:53,519
I get it

490
00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:54,440
Exactly

491
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,680
Oh, that's why

492
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,440
Yeah

493
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,240
Thank you for giving me a reason for not knowing how to spell

494
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:01,799
You're welcome

495
00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:02,359
Makes sense

496
00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:03,119
Yeah

497
00:17:03,119 --> 00:17:04,359
Come on, now

498
00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:05,960
I asked the wife before we started, I was like, hey,

499
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,640
have we gone to like any new breweries

500
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,400
or done any research that I can talk about on the show?

501
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,839
Because I'm coming up with a blank

502
00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:13,400
She's like, went to Knotty Pine for trivia

503
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,799
I was like, we do that every week

504
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:16,359
That doesn't count

505
00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:16,960
Oh my god

506
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,359
I'm an idiot, actually

507
00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,079
I went to--

508
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,559
You went to Knotty Pine for trivia?

509
00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:24,160
No, but I went to-- since I spoke to you guys last--

510
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,000
I went to Great Taste of the Midwest in Madison, Wisconsin

511
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:28,880
It was fantastic

512
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,920
I had a great time

513
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,519
I hear that's supposed to be one of the biggest festivals

514
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,519
nationwide

515
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,799
Yeah, it's insanely huge

516
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:38,359
Did you do an official work business?

517
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,000
I did

518
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
I went with the Brewer's Association

519
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,640
It's like, if you don't buy tickets within a couple hours

520
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,400
of them releasing them, you don't get them

521
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,799
There's all these weird rules about who can buy tickets

522
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,039
They only sell paper tickets

523
00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:51,359
They don't do digital tickets

524
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:52,160
Yeah

525
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,079
So the Brewer's Association, luckily we were there with them

526
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:58,079
and we were able to buy tickets, and it was awesome

527
00:17:58,079 --> 00:17:59,240
It's crazy

528
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:04,759
I hear the pre-night is almost better than the fest itself

529
00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:06,319
With the home brewers?

530
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,599
Not necessarily with the home brewers,

531
00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:11,319
but I guess all these breweries will do pop-ups or tap

532
00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:14,799
takeovers from the locals

533
00:18:14,799 --> 00:18:18,200
And it's just basically supposed to be one big fucking party

534
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,319
before the party

535
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:22,880
Yep, we went out and tried some different things and hung out

536
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,680
It was really-- it was a great--

537
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,720
it was a great work trip

538
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,559
Great bonding experience with my coworkers

539
00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:30,440
It was really great

540
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,440
I was like the best work trip ever, so

541
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,440
Was it the best beer festival you've been to?

542
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,680
I'd say, yeah

543
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,680
It was right up there

544
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,920
The weather was beautiful

545
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:40,759
There's shade

546
00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:41,680
It's grassy

547
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,559
And there were so many good beers

548
00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,960
I was really-- I was a happy, happy girl

549
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,960
Flex, our homie Brian that works--

550
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,039
I can't think of the brewery he works at right now

551
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:53,359
He doesn't work at the brewery anymore

552
00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:54,559
Oh, and he's not there anymore?

553
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:58,519
No, he's like a supply distributor now

554
00:18:58,519 --> 00:18:59,200
Oh, OK

555
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,240
He keeps trying to get me to go out there for that festival,

556
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:01,839
also

557
00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:05,240
I know, he texted me, too, and I couldn't make it

558
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,640
Yeah, it's never at a good time

559
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,359
I think I was somewhere this time or not in Wisconsin

560
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,319
That's always an issue

561
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,920
If you go get the VIP, it's worth it,

562
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,599
because they let you in two hours early

563
00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:23,759
You can do a ton of stuff before the wave of people shows up

564
00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:26,440
And it is a wave of people

565
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,839
It's a literal wave

566
00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:29,240
It looked like a tidal wave

567
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,079
It's insane

568
00:19:30,079 --> 00:19:35,799
It's like they cut the ribbon, and everybody just sprints

569
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,519
You can see a wall of people

570
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:40,279
It's like when Shooter McGavin steals the green jacket

571
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:44,960
from Happy, or a gold jacket, and everybody's

572
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,319
chasing from behind

573
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,720
That's what it is

574
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,559
It's crazy, because they let everybody bring blankets,

575
00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:53,640
and lawn chairs, and musical instruments, whatever they want

576
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:58,519
And so everybody's running to get a spa on the grass

577
00:19:58,519 --> 00:20:00,680
And yeah, it was crazy

578
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,480
So that two-hour head start was awesome

579
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,680
I don't know about you guys

580
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:07,079
I've hit that age where I will pay the VIP price for beer

581
00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:10,519
festivals so that I can leave when that wave comes in

582
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:11,839
Yeah

583
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:14,400
Actually, we stayed at the hotel next door

584
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,680
And you can come in and out as much as you want

585
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,599
So we went the two hours, and then we left

586
00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:21,200
I went back to my room and took a nap

587
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:21,720
Smart

588
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,440
And then came back again once the crowd

589
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,960
started thinning a little bit

590
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,480
That is-- that's brilliant

591
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,880
Yeah, that's living the dream right there

592
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,400
I don't think there's any festival out here

593
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,039
where you can go in and out of, at least not

594
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:33,079
that I've been a part of

595
00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:33,759
Not here

596
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:35,279
Oh, that is so good

597
00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:36,319
That's perfect

598
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,079
Yeah, we've started-- one of the bigger ones out here

599
00:20:38,079 --> 00:20:39,079
is called Surf and Suds

600
00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:41,519
And any time we go to that one, we're like, VIP

601
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:46,440
Because we are so sick and tired of by hour 1 and 1/2,

602
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,960
people are just A, shittered, but B, running out of beer,

603
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,000
the port-a-potties turn into a nightmare

604
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,279
I mean, just everything's bad

605
00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:55,359
I'm old

606
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:55,920
I'm old too

607
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,519
I will pay extra for the VIP

608
00:20:57,519 --> 00:20:59,640
Yeah, we're at that age now

609
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,839
Yeah

610
00:21:01,839 --> 00:21:05,039
We are classy drunks

611
00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:06,599
Speak for yourself, Greg

612
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,319
OK, I'm a classy drunk

613
00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:09,880
All right, before we get any further,

614
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,599
let's check in with what Steph is drinking over there

615
00:21:13,599 --> 00:21:14,599
with a call to the pen

616
00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:23,390
He calls to the bullpen for beer

617
00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:25,670
OK, this is the episode where Greg decides never

618
00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:30,029
to invite me back, because I forgot how you guys do this

619
00:21:30,029 --> 00:21:31,589
I had to just talk about your beer

620
00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:36,349
I am drinking a chin-chillin' cerveza from Keto's Brewing

621
00:21:36,349 --> 00:21:39,069
right here in little old Utah

622
00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:40,589
I love Mexican lagers

623
00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:42,190
Let me just tell you that first of all

624
00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:44,470
They are top-notch

625
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,109
There's a chinchilla on it

626
00:21:46,109 --> 00:21:47,309
Yeah, I'll take a chinchilla

627
00:21:47,309 --> 00:21:48,230
I'll take a chinchilla

628
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:51,809
They think I'm Mexican

629
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:52,849
You're not Mexican?

630
00:21:52,849 --> 00:21:58,609
Now I've totally lost track of my thoughts

631
00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,450
Oh, that's OK

632
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:00,650
My favorite literary name

633
00:22:04,009 --> 00:22:04,869
Yeah, there's a little bit of like--

634
00:22:04,869 --> 00:22:07,109
I think they use a little bit of blue corn in this one

635
00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:11,829
It is just a tiny bit sweet

636
00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:14,349
It's a little complex for a Mexican lager,

637
00:22:14,349 --> 00:22:15,109
but in a good way

638
00:22:15,109 --> 00:22:15,750
It's delicious

639
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,509
Honestly, I could drink this all day

640
00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:21,829
Same beer over and over, which is pretty good

641
00:22:21,829 --> 00:22:23,029
Fun fact

642
00:22:23,029 --> 00:22:23,869
Yeah

643
00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:27,589
Did you know chinchillas are the softest animal in the world?

644
00:22:27,589 --> 00:22:28,670
They are really soft

645
00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:30,390
It is scientifically proven

646
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,750
They have the most hairs per follicle

647
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,829
of any animal in the world

648
00:22:35,829 --> 00:22:39,109
They're like the Egyptian cotton sheets of the animal world

649
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,109
I've touched a chinchilla, and let me tell you--

650
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:41,710
I have, too, actually

651
00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:42,309
They're very--

652
00:22:42,309 --> 00:22:44,829
Damn fuckers be soft

653
00:22:48,569 --> 00:22:50,210
Oh, dear

654
00:22:50,210 --> 00:22:59,009
We talking S-A-W-F-T Soft

655
00:22:59,009 --> 00:23:00,450
That's pretty damn soft

656
00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:01,009
Yeah

657
00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:02,289
But for real, they soft

658
00:23:02,289 --> 00:23:03,329
Not a wrestling show

659
00:23:03,329 --> 00:23:06,089
Not a wrestling show

660
00:23:06,089 --> 00:23:07,609
Sorry, who is the brewery?

661
00:23:07,609 --> 00:23:08,490
KITOS

662
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:11,289
K-I-I-T-O-S

663
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:13,930
Steph, are you generally a Mexican lager fan?

664
00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:15,210
I love Mexican lager

665
00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:16,730
I'll tell you who isn't

666
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,849
Who?

667
00:23:17,849 --> 00:23:19,450
His name starts with a G

668
00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:21,289
And ends with an egg

669
00:23:21,289 --> 00:23:25,130
I was going to say, also ends with a G, but yeah

670
00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:25,849
It's gag

671
00:23:25,849 --> 00:23:29,849
Sounds like a good sitcom

672
00:23:29,849 --> 00:23:30,490
It's gag

673
00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:35,710
Here's my thing with Mexican lagers

674
00:23:35,710 --> 00:23:38,750
Starts with a G and ends with an egg

675
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,150
They're too sweet for my liking

676
00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:42,269
They are a little sweet

677
00:23:42,269 --> 00:23:43,069
And I love that

678
00:23:43,069 --> 00:23:47,710
But because they're not smoothie, sour, sweet

679
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:48,829
Sure, it's very different

680
00:23:48,829 --> 00:23:50,869
It's like a malty, corny type of sweet

681
00:23:50,869 --> 00:23:52,109
Which I love

682
00:23:52,109 --> 00:23:52,630
Big fan

683
00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:54,829
Huge fan

684
00:23:54,829 --> 00:23:57,990
Here's where I lose all credibility and classiness

685
00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:58,990
for that

686
00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:02,150
If I'm going Mexican lager, I need something shitty

687
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,869
like a Pacifico

688
00:24:03,869 --> 00:24:05,150
I like a Pacifico, too

689
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:07,990
But a Pacifico is good, though

690
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,150
But those cheap Mexican lagers, they

691
00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:13,509
don't have the sweetness that the craft Mexican lagers have

692
00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:16,710
Look, the craft Mexican lagers are made the right way

693
00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:19,549
Style-wise, it's always fucking dead on

694
00:24:19,549 --> 00:24:20,630
It's just not for me

695
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:23,670
I mean, I'm more than happy to drink a Pacifico anytime

696
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,430
Especially when I'm hungover

697
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:28,589
Give me some Pacificos and a big-ass bowl of pozole

698
00:24:28,589 --> 00:24:30,509
I can't say the other beer because I

699
00:24:30,509 --> 00:24:31,750
don't know how to say it right

700
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:34,900
Go on

701
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:37,700
Everybody makes fun of me

702
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:38,660
Now I have to hear it

703
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:39,940
Corona?

704
00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:42,180
Dos Equis?

705
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:42,819
What do I say?

706
00:24:42,819 --> 00:24:45,579
I say Modelo's

707
00:24:45,579 --> 00:24:46,900
You say Modelo

708
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,660
Modelo, whatever

709
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,420
Oh, yeah

710
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:51,220
That's not how you say it

711
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:55,059
Daylight come, and me want to Modelo

712
00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:00,069
OK

713
00:25:00,069 --> 00:25:01,269
You know I like that

714
00:25:01,269 --> 00:25:01,789
Yeah

715
00:25:01,789 --> 00:25:07,150
Yeah, you drink a Modelo, and I'll do a Pacifico, some pozole

716
00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:08,549
I like Pacifico

717
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,470
Yeah, it's easy

718
00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:12,910
I mean, 4 and 1/2%, it's like water, basically

719
00:25:12,910 --> 00:25:15,910
What's the red label one again?

720
00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:17,990
It starts with an S

721
00:25:17,990 --> 00:25:20,869
Oh, I can picture the bottle, and I can't think of--

722
00:25:20,869 --> 00:25:22,190
Yeah, it's bumming me out

723
00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:24,710
It's like silver and red, isn't it?

724
00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:26,349
No, it's not Tecate

725
00:25:26,349 --> 00:25:27,029
No

726
00:25:27,029 --> 00:25:29,190
There's like another red label one

727
00:25:29,190 --> 00:25:30,269
Victoria?

728
00:25:30,269 --> 00:25:32,670
Yeah, I think so

729
00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:34,069
It's a Mexican lager, right?

730
00:25:34,069 --> 00:25:35,470
Yeah, Cerveza Victoria?

731
00:25:35,470 --> 00:25:36,470
C

732
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:37,349
C?

733
00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:39,549
C

734
00:25:39,549 --> 00:25:41,869
Red Rocket

735
00:25:41,869 --> 00:25:43,630
It's a lager

736
00:25:43,630 --> 00:25:44,670
Red Rocket?

737
00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:45,150
Yeah

738
00:25:45,150 --> 00:25:46,390
Get the fuck out of here

739
00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:47,670
Who is this-- oh

740
00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:49,509
It's Red Rocker Brewing Co

741
00:25:49,509 --> 00:25:51,390
It's fucking Sammy Hagar

742
00:25:51,390 --> 00:25:51,950
What?

743
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,190
Yeah, who knew?

744
00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:55,069
I didn't know he had a brewing company

745
00:25:55,069 --> 00:25:57,309
Nobody did

746
00:25:57,309 --> 00:25:58,190
Except Sammy Hagar

747
00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,349
Yeah, from Detroit

748
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,029
I think that's him on the picture

749
00:26:01,029 --> 00:26:02,829
Anyways, all right, this is great pod,

750
00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:05,230
me talking about pictures that I'm looking at right now

751
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:10,910
Anyhoo, all right, before we get to Flex's Beer Ludicrous

752
00:26:10,910 --> 00:26:14,150
Libation Law, this comes out of Virginia

753
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:16,309
So I was going to get stereotypical and find

754
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:18,390
a ludicrous libation law from Utah

755
00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:23,430
And instead, Virginia popped up as a "hold my beer,

756
00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:26,509
we're trying to fuck with Utah" situation

757
00:26:26,509 --> 00:26:30,950
They have a ton of weird fucked up alcohol laws as well

758
00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:32,789
Nothing about taps and pipers and all that

759
00:26:32,789 --> 00:26:35,349
We got to talk about shit about Virginia and not West Virginia?

760
00:26:35,349 --> 00:26:36,069
I know

761
00:26:36,069 --> 00:26:37,309
I wish Virginia was in there

762
00:26:37,309 --> 00:26:37,869
That's so sad

763
00:26:37,869 --> 00:26:39,829
I don't think they have laws in West Virginia

764
00:26:39,829 --> 00:26:42,549
because they haven't figured out how to write them yet

765
00:26:42,549 --> 00:26:47,549
Oh, that hurt people from West Virginia

766
00:26:47,549 --> 00:26:48,789
We aim to

767
00:26:48,789 --> 00:26:51,950
Yeah, people from West Virginia hurt people from West Virginia

768
00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:55,549
So in regular Virginia, it is unlawful to conduct

769
00:26:55,549 --> 00:26:59,829
a happy hour between the hours of 9 PM and 2 AM

770
00:26:59,829 --> 00:27:00,789
That's sad

771
00:27:00,789 --> 00:27:01,950
It's weird

772
00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:02,509
Not happy

773
00:27:02,509 --> 00:27:03,230
That is weird

774
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,549
Yeah, it's like an unhappy hour

775
00:27:04,549 --> 00:27:06,549
They charge you double from 9 to 2

776
00:27:06,549 --> 00:27:09,430
So one place had a weird happy hour at a weird time

777
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:11,470
and somebody caused problems and they just--

778
00:27:11,470 --> 00:27:11,990
Right

779
00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:13,509
Like fights broke out or something

780
00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:14,069
Right

781
00:27:14,069 --> 00:27:14,869
Too many Pacificos

782
00:27:14,869 --> 00:27:18,750
Any alcohol beverage you buy, you get kicked in the crotch

783
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:19,869
It's a very unhappy hour

784
00:27:19,869 --> 00:27:24,109
I was like, jeez, thanks, Virginia

785
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:28,109
Yeah, it's super weird

786
00:27:28,109 --> 00:27:29,509
I thought Virginia was for lovers

787
00:27:29,509 --> 00:27:30,470
I guess not

788
00:27:30,470 --> 00:27:31,230
No, that's Ohio

789
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:32,109
Is that their slogan?

790
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,390
I think it's many states

791
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:37,269
Just a bunch of states

792
00:27:37,269 --> 00:27:39,150
Half the union is just for lovers

793
00:27:39,150 --> 00:27:44,150
Love somebody got that tattooed on them

794
00:27:44,150 --> 00:27:45,829
Find out it's a bunch of states

795
00:27:45,829 --> 00:27:46,990
Anyways, all right

796
00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:49,109
Let's break into a little bit of news flight

797
00:27:49,109 --> 00:27:50,309
Two weeks in a row, Flex

798
00:27:50,309 --> 00:27:52,349
Let's grab those paddles

799
00:27:52,349 --> 00:28:08,210
Oh, we're losing a patient

800
00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:10,210
Oh, sorry, it's breaking news

801
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,730
It sounds more like a medical emergency

802
00:28:12,730 --> 00:28:17,849
Tilray closes on their final acquisition from Molson Coors,

803
00:28:17,849 --> 00:28:20,089
and that is Atwater Brewing

804
00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:23,930
Now they are officially owners of all four of those breweries

805
00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:26,849
that they acquired from Molson Coors

806
00:28:26,849 --> 00:28:30,089
That, of course, is Atwater, as well as the other ones,

807
00:28:30,089 --> 00:28:31,329
which names are escaping me

808
00:28:31,329 --> 00:28:32,690
Terrapin

809
00:28:32,690 --> 00:28:35,250
Hot Valley, Terrapin, and Revolver

810
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,890
I do like Terrapin

811
00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:38,369
Yeah, they're one of the OGs

812
00:28:38,369 --> 00:28:44,210
The Luau Krunkles is like an OG Pog IPA

813
00:28:44,210 --> 00:28:46,410
Just top notch

814
00:28:46,410 --> 00:28:47,250
All right

815
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,690
I've never even heard of this

816
00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:49,329
Me either

817
00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:51,809
Well, you live in Utah, so it's--

818
00:28:51,809 --> 00:28:52,450
Fair

819
00:28:52,450 --> 00:28:53,529
It's above 3%

820
00:28:53,529 --> 00:28:54,890
You guys can't get it

821
00:28:54,890 --> 00:28:56,009
That's a fair point

822
00:28:56,009 --> 00:28:59,769
But they do like Hopsicutioner, and that

823
00:28:59,769 --> 00:29:04,769
is like shred your taste buds and your enamel

824
00:29:04,769 --> 00:29:06,769
with bitterness and--

825
00:29:06,769 --> 00:29:07,289
Old school

826
00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:11,009
That sounds so pleasant

827
00:29:11,009 --> 00:29:14,730
Isn't it great how we describe West Coast IPAs?

828
00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:16,049
Especially the old school shit

829
00:29:16,049 --> 00:29:18,289
It will ruin your sinuses

830
00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:18,809
Yeah

831
00:29:18,809 --> 00:29:20,609
Hey, do you like tasting other things?

832
00:29:20,609 --> 00:29:21,890
Well, fuck you

833
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:24,210
Well, I'll tell you what, that one is rough

834
00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:25,609
Like, it really is

835
00:29:25,609 --> 00:29:26,569
I don't think I've had it

836
00:29:26,569 --> 00:29:27,130
Heard of it

837
00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:28,369
I don't think I've had it

838
00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:29,009
Try it

839
00:29:29,009 --> 00:29:30,210
Next episode

840
00:29:30,210 --> 00:29:31,849
I remember the first time I had like a Stone IPA

841
00:29:31,849 --> 00:29:34,769
I was like, I am drinking Pitter Flowers

842
00:29:34,769 --> 00:29:37,009
What the fuck is this?

843
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,529
And then you just drink it up to where you finally like it

844
00:29:39,529 --> 00:29:40,650
Yeah

845
00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:41,809
Or like it enough

846
00:29:41,809 --> 00:29:42,450
Like it enough

847
00:29:42,450 --> 00:29:44,049
Like it enough for sure

848
00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:46,329
When I'm in the mood on the rare occasion

849
00:29:46,329 --> 00:29:46,849
Yeah

850
00:29:46,849 --> 00:29:47,450
I like my wife

851
00:29:47,450 --> 00:29:49,890
Once a year

852
00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:52,250
So you actually--

853
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:56,329
Hey, you want like a Stone IPA or something?

854
00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:58,450
My wife

855
00:29:58,450 --> 00:29:59,890
Not that occasion

856
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,380
Twice a year

857
00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:05,380
Birthday and anniversary

858
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,299
What about Easter or Christmas?

859
00:30:08,299 --> 00:30:09,140
You lucky doggy

860
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,990
Steph, were you on the--

861
00:30:12,990 --> 00:30:15,109
I call it the distribution list, but I don't know

862
00:30:15,109 --> 00:30:18,509
The distribution list for Stone's like influencer program?

863
00:30:18,509 --> 00:30:19,269
No

864
00:30:19,269 --> 00:30:20,029
Oh, no

865
00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:22,470
My page is too small and way too weird

866
00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:23,029
So no

867
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,430
We somehow got contacted, especially like during COVID

868
00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:28,549
I think they were real desperate

869
00:30:28,549 --> 00:30:29,190
They hit us up

870
00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:32,829
They're like, hey, will you take pictures of our beers

871
00:30:32,829 --> 00:30:34,430
and drink them and talk about them?

872
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:35,710
I was like, free beer, sure

873
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:37,109
You're still craft

874
00:30:37,109 --> 00:30:39,549
And it was great at first, because it's like, hey,

875
00:30:39,549 --> 00:30:41,150
here's an enjoy buy

876
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:43,430
And here's a Notorious POG

877
00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:44,349
And then it was like--

878
00:30:44,349 --> 00:30:45,150
That one's good, by the way

879
00:30:45,150 --> 00:30:46,670
Oh, I love Notorious POG

880
00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:49,910
And then it was, oh, here's a Stone IPA

881
00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:53,670
Here's a Stone IPA with different can art on it

882
00:30:53,670 --> 00:30:57,349
Here's a Stone IPA four pack, all with different can art

883
00:30:57,349 --> 00:30:59,269
on it, because it's an artist series

884
00:30:59,269 --> 00:31:01,829
I was like, you guys, what the fuck

885
00:31:01,829 --> 00:31:04,509
do you want me to say about a Stone IPA?

886
00:31:04,509 --> 00:31:07,630
Either you fucking had it or you haven't

887
00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:09,069
But it has new can art

888
00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:10,950
Right, it's an artist series

889
00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:13,670
It's going to make it taste better

890
00:31:13,670 --> 00:31:14,910
Collect all the cans

891
00:31:14,910 --> 00:31:16,990
Make a beer made against your wall

892
00:31:16,990 --> 00:31:20,470
Right, did you see my wall of cans behind me?

893
00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:21,789
All Stone IPAs

894
00:31:21,789 --> 00:31:26,539
And in the influencer pack, they'd

895
00:31:26,539 --> 00:31:29,779
send little postcard-sized printouts of the artwork

896
00:31:29,779 --> 00:31:32,460
I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do with this?

897
00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:33,099
Frame it

898
00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:36,700
Yeah, put it on your cork board

899
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,380
Yeah, here it is, framed behind me

900
00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:39,779
Can you guys see it?

901
00:31:39,779 --> 00:31:40,859
Anyways

902
00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,500
Hey, babe, we've got to go to TJ Maxx

903
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:47,059
I've got to get a frame for this new Stone postcard

904
00:31:47,059 --> 00:31:48,859
Hey, do you have any frames laying around?

905
00:31:48,859 --> 00:31:49,740
What for?

906
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:50,740
I've got some postcards

907
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,740
Do you really need to hang up in the stairwell?

908
00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:56,460
You have a 4 by 6 stat

909
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,700
Babe, why are you taking out the picture of my mother?

910
00:31:58,700 --> 00:31:59,460
Fuck your mother

911
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,099
I'm putting up this Stone IPA artwork

912
00:32:01,099 --> 00:32:07,539
Priorities

913
00:32:07,539 --> 00:32:08,460
Anyways, Tilray

914
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:09,160
Oh

915
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:15,539
After announcing the final closure and all that stuff

916
00:32:15,539 --> 00:32:17,220
of all these brands, they are now

917
00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:19,779
cutting a bunch of jobs within the beverage division

918
00:32:19,779 --> 00:32:23,259
[INAUDIBLE]

919
00:32:23,259 --> 00:32:24,980
A lot of these are coming from 10 Barrel,

920
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:27,500
which I'm sad to see

921
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,500
Better than 9 Barrel

922
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:30,220
Right

923
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:32,980
I was glad to see when 10 Barrel got unbought out,

924
00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:33,779
if that's a thing

925
00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:35,859
Not that Tilray makes anything really that craft

926
00:32:35,859 --> 00:32:38,099
But I was like, oh, good, 10 Barrel

927
00:32:38,099 --> 00:32:40,819
Like, they've always hated being part of Budweiser

928
00:32:40,819 --> 00:32:42,780
And now they're not part of Budweiser anymore

929
00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:43,619
Well, now they're all fired

930
00:32:43,619 --> 00:32:44,739
So that's kind of shitty

931
00:32:44,739 --> 00:32:46,380
So, hey, fuck you, Tilray

932
00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:47,380
That's rough

933
00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:47,900
Yeah

934
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:49,539
Yeah

935
00:32:49,539 --> 00:32:52,500
A few weeks ago, we talked about Sierra Nevada

936
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,139
held a conference with their wholesalers

937
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:58,340
just to say, hey, guys, we still like beer

938
00:32:58,340 --> 00:32:59,179
Yes

939
00:32:59,179 --> 00:32:59,659
Yeah

940
00:32:59,659 --> 00:33:00,380
Weird conference

941
00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,340
Well, hey, guess what?

942
00:33:01,340 --> 00:33:04,860
Firestone just did the same thing

943
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,780
They let everybody know that they're focusing on beer

944
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:10,820
And also, they are no longer going

945
00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:13,059
to be doing like these weird monthly rollouts

946
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:13,940
of different flavors

947
00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,900
Like cocktail-inspired beers?

948
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,179
God, I fucking hope so

949
00:33:17,179 --> 00:33:19,659
Steph, have you had any of these Firestone cocktail beers?

950
00:33:19,659 --> 00:33:20,139
Uh-uh

951
00:33:20,139 --> 00:33:20,860
I haven't

952
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,179
Consider your tongue lucky

953
00:33:22,179 --> 00:33:25,380
Are they-- what cocktails are they turning into?

954
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,300
They've done a ton

955
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:29,579
They've done Gin Rickey's, Tequila Sunrise

956
00:33:29,579 --> 00:33:30,739
But they're still beer?

957
00:33:30,739 --> 00:33:31,380
It's 100% beer

958
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:32,619
They're not a canned cocktail?

959
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,699
Not a canned cocktail

960
00:33:34,699 --> 00:33:36,780
Different barrel-edge beers mixed together

961
00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:39,139
to make cocktail flavors?

962
00:33:39,139 --> 00:33:42,739
The worst beer I've ever put in my mouth

963
00:33:42,739 --> 00:33:44,780
was their Dark and Stormy

964
00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:46,820
It was disgusting

965
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:49,380
Yeah, those don't sound good

966
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:54,860
I've seen other beer cocktails, and I'm always a little wary

967
00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:56,900
It's-- oh, it was so bad

968
00:33:56,900 --> 00:34:00,179
Or as Big Dick Nick would call it, the Stormy Daniels

969
00:34:00,179 --> 00:34:03,579
It was disgusting

970
00:34:03,579 --> 00:34:05,739
He never-- he never remembers the name of the beer

971
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:09,099
Jimmy Garoppolo had sex with it?

972
00:34:09,099 --> 00:34:10,780
He never remembers the name of the beer,

973
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:12,219
just calls it Stormy Daniels

974
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:13,739
But they go on to say they're just

975
00:34:13,739 --> 00:34:16,019
going to be doubling down on their core beers, which--

976
00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:18,019
look, Firestone is great and all

977
00:34:18,019 --> 00:34:21,099
But how many Union Jacks can you drink in your life?

978
00:34:21,099 --> 00:34:22,739
Like a Stone IPA

979
00:34:22,739 --> 00:34:24,300
Yeah, what was the--

980
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:25,539
they did the Hazy Series

981
00:34:25,539 --> 00:34:26,579
That was all right

982
00:34:26,579 --> 00:34:27,780
The Hazy Series?

983
00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:29,019
Was that now Firestone?

984
00:34:29,019 --> 00:34:29,780
Yeah, yeah, yeah

985
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:31,260
Yeah, that was Firestone

986
00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:34,619
Yes, I'm trying to think of the name

987
00:34:34,619 --> 00:34:37,420
The original Hazy of the Hazy Series, I actually quite liked

988
00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:38,659
Why can't I think of the name?

989
00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,420
Anyways, that's how good it was

990
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:42,619
Then they got all tropical and fruity and it was a little too

991
00:34:42,619 --> 00:34:42,860
much

992
00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:44,300
Yeah, there's a few of them, yeah

993
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:45,420
Yeah

994
00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:48,260
Anybody have $79 million laying around?

995
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,059
Oh, yeah

996
00:34:49,059 --> 00:34:51,219
I just spent it

997
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:53,619
Well, now we got stuff around here to find something

998
00:34:53,619 --> 00:34:56,340
I think I only have like $78, I'm a little short

999
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:58,019
I'll try and come up with that 01

1000
00:34:58,019 --> 00:35:01,420
Anderson Valley Brewing Company is listed for sale again

1001
00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:05,739
They just sold a few years ago and now they're

1002
00:35:05,739 --> 00:35:06,699
trying to ditch it

1003
00:35:06,699 --> 00:35:08,460
Do you know why?

1004
00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:10,139
Because of the name

1005
00:35:10,139 --> 00:35:11,019
Anderson Valley?

1006
00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:13,539
Yeah, it's a terrible name for a brewery

1007
00:35:13,539 --> 00:35:15,659
Oh, I mean, they've been around forever

1008
00:35:15,659 --> 00:35:16,460
I don't like it

1009
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:18,059
And they're from the Anderson Valley

1010
00:35:18,059 --> 00:35:19,659
Well, I'm going to tell you right now

1011
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,980
I think it's a terrible name for a brewery

1012
00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:22,900
No, sir

1013
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:24,179
I don't like it

1014
00:35:24,179 --> 00:35:25,940
Not one bit

1015
00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:29,059
If you were to steal Steph $78 million

1016
00:35:29,059 --> 00:35:31,900
and my $01 million and buy Anderson Valley Brewing,

1017
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:32,980
what would you rename it?

1018
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:33,820
Lex's mom

1019
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:36,780
Something like Heroes Brewing or something like that?

1020
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,780
No, that's terrible

1021
00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:39,739
That's not terrible

1022
00:35:39,739 --> 00:35:42,579
How is that better than Anderson Valley?

1023
00:35:42,579 --> 00:35:44,500
It's uplifting

1024
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:44,980
It's--

1025
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:46,219
No, Heroes

1026
00:35:46,219 --> 00:35:48,900
No, that's like the Walmart of names

1027
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:49,420
You're dumb

1028
00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:53,139
(SINGING) Real American heroes

1029
00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:54,500
At least pick one hero

1030
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:59,260
You can't just randomly issue a vague blanket heroes

1031
00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:01,619
I could do whatever I want

1032
00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:04,860
I've just got $79 million and I own a brewery

1033
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:09,889
Not wrong

1034
00:36:09,889 --> 00:36:11,610
It's not going to do very well

1035
00:36:11,610 --> 00:36:13,329
The last place was named Anderson's

1036
00:36:13,329 --> 00:36:17,570
And it went out of business because it had a terrible name

1037
00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:18,889
I think Steph nailed it, though

1038
00:36:18,889 --> 00:36:21,690
I think we should call it Flex's Mom Brewing

1039
00:36:21,690 --> 00:36:23,489
I think that would draw a lot of people in

1040
00:36:23,489 --> 00:36:25,170
You know, I'd be there

1041
00:36:25,170 --> 00:36:26,130
Be like, who's Flex?

1042
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:28,730
And who's his mom, more importantly?

1043
00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:31,210
Why is she brewing beer?

1044
00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:32,650
No one would ask who your mom is

1045
00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:33,369
They don't know

1046
00:36:33,369 --> 00:36:36,809
It would raise a lot of questions

1047
00:36:36,809 --> 00:36:39,530
That's what brings the people in, curiosity

1048
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,769
It's because it's provocative

1049
00:36:40,769 --> 00:36:42,530
Lex's mom brings all the boys to the yard

1050
00:36:42,530 --> 00:36:46,909
I'm talking from experience

1051
00:36:46,909 --> 00:36:48,389
It's a brewery, not a milk shop

1052
00:36:48,389 --> 00:36:50,030
Milk shop

1053
00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:52,789
Milk shop

1054
00:36:52,789 --> 00:36:55,230
Damn it

1055
00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:57,030
You dug that hole yourself, my friend

1056
00:36:57,030 --> 00:36:58,389
I'll see myself out

1057
00:36:58,389 --> 00:36:59,070
Yeah

1058
00:36:59,070 --> 00:37:00,110
All right, before we get to the full pour,

1059
00:37:00,110 --> 00:37:02,630
let's answer some important questions over there

1060
00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:05,789
In a world where craft beer is king,

1061
00:37:05,789 --> 00:37:09,349
in a world where muscles are bigger than growlers,

1062
00:37:09,349 --> 00:37:14,429
only one tongue can guide us, one man, one tongue,

1063
00:37:14,429 --> 00:37:17,389
one tongue jobber

1064
00:37:17,389 --> 00:37:22,989
In this world, we must find out what is Flex drinking?

1065
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:31,699
Well, today Flex is drinking Blackstack Brewing

1066
00:37:31,699 --> 00:37:33,300
Oh, I like that

1067
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,539
Yeah, they're out of Minnesota

1068
00:37:34,539 --> 00:37:35,739
They're great

1069
00:37:35,739 --> 00:37:37,940
Big fan of Midwest beer

1070
00:37:37,940 --> 00:37:39,980
This one's called Spinning Plates

1071
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:43,739
It is a double IPA at 82%

1072
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:48,099
And I think the can probably reads the same as untapped here,

1073
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,500
and it's just easier to read

1074
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:53,300
There are a lot of things that can go wrong in this business

1075
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:56,820
And that says, read, everything can and will go wrong

1076
00:37:56,820 --> 00:38:00,139
Shipments of supplies don't show up on time

1077
00:38:00,139 --> 00:38:02,780
A lot of times, it can feel like you're just figuring out

1078
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,820
which fire to put out first

1079
00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:07,699
For times like those, there is beer

1080
00:38:07,699 --> 00:38:11,340
Beer like this, one

1081
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:15,139
Beer like this, one, without a--

1082
00:38:15,139 --> 00:38:16,099
What is happening?

1083
00:38:19,849 --> 00:38:24,650
I put the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable

1084
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:26,849
On the wrong syllable, except they were words

1085
00:38:26,849 --> 00:38:32,130
I thought you were going to start a list of things

1086
00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:33,130
That's fair

1087
00:38:33,130 --> 00:38:34,969
One

1088
00:38:34,969 --> 00:38:35,889
Is fantastic

1089
00:38:35,889 --> 00:38:40,170
Two, it's not this funny when Greg messes up a word

1090
00:38:40,170 --> 00:38:41,090
God damn it

1091
00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:44,500
Because you're used to me messing up words

1092
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,059
It happens all the time

1093
00:38:47,059 --> 00:38:51,980
Beer's like this, one, with our hands selected

1094
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:56,860
Nectaron, Eldorado, Mosaic, and HBC 586,

1095
00:38:56,860 --> 00:39:00,139
which they should just give a god damn fucking name to already

1096
00:39:00,139 --> 00:39:00,980
Agreed

1097
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:02,659
It's been like eight years

1098
00:39:02,659 --> 00:39:04,579
It's a tough world out there

1099
00:39:04,579 --> 00:39:08,099
No one's going to serve it up to you on a silver platter

1100
00:39:08,099 --> 00:39:10,099
Just keep spinning

1101
00:39:10,099 --> 00:39:12,860
That's what it says

1102
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:15,019
So this is a 4-1-2 on untapped

1103
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,900
It's only got 300 rating, so it's relatively new

1104
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,059
Freshie

1105
00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:21,460
It's as new as Flex's reading skills

1106
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:23,739
Hey, it was--

1107
00:39:23,739 --> 00:39:27,809
I'll never live that down

1108
00:39:27,809 --> 00:39:32,690
It's like a Casey and JoJo song

1109
00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:34,250
All right, well, shut your mouth now

1110
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:34,889
Brian McKnight

1111
00:39:34,889 --> 00:39:36,170
Sorry, Brian McKnight

1112
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:39,170
This is a similar color to the beer I drank last week

1113
00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:41,329
It's very pale yellow

1114
00:39:41,329 --> 00:39:44,210
It's weird for you to drink a hazy

1115
00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:45,010
It's a double IPA

1116
00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:47,889
Never said it was a hazy dick

1117
00:39:47,889 --> 00:39:53,690
Anyway, this is my favorite color of maybe hazies

1118
00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:57,929
They're maybe not see-through IPAs

1119
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,289
The not clear ones?

1120
00:39:59,289 --> 00:40:01,730
A bit blurby

1121
00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:02,650
Blurry IPA

1122
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,650
I like that, actually

1123
00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:06,650
Be good for a triple, because you get drunk

1124
00:40:06,650 --> 00:40:07,250
Blurry IPA

1125
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,329
I do like triples

1126
00:40:08,329 --> 00:40:10,570
That's a good-- that would be a great band name, too

1127
00:40:10,570 --> 00:40:13,050
So I'm the old schnoz here

1128
00:40:13,050 --> 00:40:15,010
Need some grapefruit?

1129
00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:19,170
A little bit of that gooseberry from them Southern Hemisphere

1130
00:40:19,170 --> 00:40:21,130
Gooseberries?

1131
00:40:21,130 --> 00:40:22,929
Are there Southern Hemisphere hops in here?

1132
00:40:22,929 --> 00:40:23,610
I can't remember now

1133
00:40:23,610 --> 00:40:25,610
I have no idea what a gooseberry smells like

1134
00:40:25,610 --> 00:40:27,730
I don't know if the nectar on Southern Hemisphere

1135
00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:29,929
Check that out

1136
00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:32,090
Schnozberries taste like schnozberries

1137
00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,170
Take this all out, Greg

1138
00:40:33,170 --> 00:40:33,650
Edit

1139
00:40:33,650 --> 00:40:40,050
We're going to retract, clap, edit point

1140
00:40:40,050 --> 00:40:43,409
So I'm the old schnoz

1141
00:40:43,409 --> 00:40:45,329
A lot of grapefruity pith

1142
00:40:45,329 --> 00:40:51,070
I love that you tried to just pass that along like nothing

1143
00:40:51,070 --> 00:40:52,789
had happened

1144
00:40:52,789 --> 00:40:53,389
Oh, sure

1145
00:40:53,389 --> 00:40:54,949
I trust Greg to edit this out

1146
00:40:54,949 --> 00:41:01,079
This might be my favorite thing that's ever happened

1147
00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:03,199
And I am going to have to edit it, because it's just

1148
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:04,480
five minutes of us laughing

1149
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:10,210
Oh, fuck

1150
00:41:10,210 --> 00:41:11,730
So I'm the old schnoz

1151
00:41:14,570 --> 00:41:17,050
A lot of grapefruit coming in on this one

1152
00:41:17,050 --> 00:41:27,829
I'm literally crying

1153
00:41:27,829 --> 00:41:28,349
Me too

1154
00:41:28,349 --> 00:41:30,469
I'm trying to wipe my tears away

1155
00:41:30,469 --> 00:41:32,429
They just keep showing up

1156
00:41:32,429 --> 00:41:35,550
Oh, this will go on the Boston episode

1157
00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:36,469
OK

1158
00:41:36,469 --> 00:41:37,510
The blooper reel

1159
00:41:37,510 --> 00:41:38,030
Yeah

1160
00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:40,070
Oh, man

1161
00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:41,550
Zungenjobber

1162
00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:46,440
I mean, zungenjobber in German

1163
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,639
I'm the old schnoz

1164
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:50,320
A lot of grapefruit coming through

1165
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:51,559
Mm, nice, nice

1166
00:41:51,559 --> 00:41:54,519
Grapefruit pith, you know, the pith of the grapefruit

1167
00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:56,440
Very grapefruity

1168
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,440
Big fan

1169
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,920
I don't like to eat grapefruit, but I like the smell of it

1170
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,119
And I'm the old zungenjobber

1171
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:03,400
Zungenjobber

1172
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,599
Zungenjobber

1173
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:11,039
A little less flavor than the aromatics

1174
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:14,039
But there's no bitterness

1175
00:42:14,039 --> 00:42:15,599
Real low carbonation

1176
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:18,239
And like, not a dry finish, but not--

1177
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,679
it's like enough to make you want

1178
00:42:19,679 --> 00:42:21,760
to come back for another sip

1179
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,599
But doesn't completely dry your tongue out

1180
00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:26,239
This is-- it's a fine beer

1181
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:27,679
And guess what I did, Greg?

1182
00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:29,400
Oh, did you run it through the algorithm?

1183
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,920
I went to craftbeerrepubliccom/algorithm,

1184
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:37,559
not with a Y And I put everything in

1185
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:42,239
So it was a 82% ABV

1186
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,880
$1599 for the four pack

1187
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,719
OK, very respectable baseline price

1188
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,599
And I rated the can art a seven

1189
00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:52,159
Because Blackstack, they always do some--

1190
00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:54,400
it's the same can, you know, with different colors

1191
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,960
and the background behind the Blackstack

1192
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:03,039
But still, it's clever

1193
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,559
And it gave me a 71

1194
00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:05,280
OK

1195
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,599
So it's a respectable rating, I'd say

1196
00:43:07,599 --> 00:43:11,719
And I would probably say that the beer stands true to the 71

1197
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,199
Perfect

1198
00:43:12,199 --> 00:43:14,360
So as opposed to last week, where I would have

1199
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,519
heightened it a little bit

1200
00:43:15,519 --> 00:43:18,079
Sure

1201
00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:20,880
That's really funny

1202
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,440
She's laughing at your science over here

1203
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,679
Well, it's clearing science

1204
00:43:24,679 --> 00:43:27,079
My beer review was way too short

1205
00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:28,519
I was not prepared

1206
00:43:28,519 --> 00:43:31,199
Well, to be fair, this one's gone on for 15 minutes

1207
00:43:31,199 --> 00:43:36,239
Where mine fell short, Flex's is just like--

1208
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,679
I was like, are we still talking about the same beer?

1209
00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:46,860
The one that was like, and this one, is that the same beer?

1210
00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:51,349
God damn it

1211
00:43:51,349 --> 00:43:52,869
Have I lost track of time?

1212
00:43:57,230 --> 00:43:58,750
I really wasn't sure

1213
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:03,619
Well, just cracked a second beer,

1214
00:44:03,619 --> 00:44:06,780
and just felt like reviewing that one, too

1215
00:44:09,269 --> 00:44:10,869
I mean, to be fair to you, Steph,

1216
00:44:10,869 --> 00:44:13,829
he did say on the nose, I think, seven times

1217
00:44:17,409 --> 00:44:19,730
Because we could not keep our shit together

1218
00:44:19,730 --> 00:44:21,329
It was your fault

1219
00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,489
I take full responsibility

1220
00:44:24,489 --> 00:44:25,849
Full responsibility

1221
00:44:25,849 --> 00:44:28,250
[GROANING]

1222
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,409
Steph, you're fired

1223
00:44:31,730 --> 00:44:35,610
Actually, I told when Greg asked if I wanted to come on,

1224
00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:39,969
I was like, I really thought I was never allowed back

1225
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:42,210
Well, we had so much fun with you

1226
00:44:42,210 --> 00:44:44,250
He told me you were going to be on the second show,

1227
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:46,409
and I said, god damn it, why isn't she on both shows?

1228
00:44:48,579 --> 00:44:50,659
I told him, let me know any time

1229
00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:51,940
I will make time for you guys

1230
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:54,300
So I get to swear on this show

1231
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:55,659
I don't get to swear on my show

1232
00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:56,900
Yeah, fuckity fuck fuck

1233
00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:57,619
Right

1234
00:44:57,619 --> 00:44:58,420
Yeah, so good

1235
00:44:58,420 --> 00:44:59,219
Gosh darn it

1236
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,860
They may kick you out of Utah

1237
00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:06,139
Yeah, that's pretty very un-Utah of you

1238
00:45:06,139 --> 00:45:07,340
Yeah

1239
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:08,139
Oh, I know

1240
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:09,380
I didn't even say heck

1241
00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:10,179
Oh, god

1242
00:45:10,179 --> 00:45:11,980
Well, you just did

1243
00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:13,420
That one's allowed

1244
00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:15,579
Oh, we're going to see--

1245
00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:18,579
what is it, the Apollo, where the guy comes in with a cane

1246
00:45:18,579 --> 00:45:21,260
and like pulls people on stage?

1247
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,619
We're just going to see someone enter her frame with a cane

1248
00:45:23,619 --> 00:45:24,340
and pull her out

1249
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:26,739
Did they actually do that at the Apollo?

1250
00:45:26,739 --> 00:45:28,219
Yeah

1251
00:45:28,219 --> 00:45:30,739
You ever watch Showtime at the Apollo back in the day?

1252
00:45:30,739 --> 00:45:33,019
No, it came on after Saturday Night Live,

1253
00:45:33,019 --> 00:45:34,860
and I'd be like, what the fuck is this shit?

1254
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:37,940
That's why I watched it, because I was still up

1255
00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:39,300
And Saturday Live ended

1256
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,300
Oh, man

1257
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:41,619
Oh, my god

1258
00:45:41,619 --> 00:45:42,739
Oh, dear

1259
00:45:42,739 --> 00:45:44,380
All right, this is going to be fun, too

1260
00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:45,260
Oh, dear

1261
00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:45,780
Edit

1262
00:45:49,219 --> 00:45:52,059
You're getting a bonus for this episode

1263
00:45:52,059 --> 00:45:54,739
Yeah, I'm going to pay me in more beer

1264
00:45:54,739 --> 00:45:55,239
Beer?

1265
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:55,739
Yeah

1266
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:58,699
In more classy-ass wine

1267
00:46:01,619 --> 00:46:03,420
Yeah, I need a beer

1268
00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:05,219
All right, let's kill off some news

1269
00:46:05,219 --> 00:46:06,780
before we head on up out of here

1270
00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:11,380
According to beerinsightscom, IPAs now

1271
00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:15,659
make up half of all off-premise craft beer sales

1272
00:46:15,659 --> 00:46:16,539
I believe that

1273
00:46:16,539 --> 00:46:18,099
Do you want to know why I believe it?

1274
00:46:18,099 --> 00:46:19,420
I do want to know why

1275
00:46:19,420 --> 00:46:22,260
Because it's about half the beer I buy

1276
00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:23,739
I'd say it's more than half

1277
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:26,739
Oh, yeah

1278
00:46:26,739 --> 00:46:28,219
Yeah

1279
00:46:31,119 --> 00:46:32,960
OK

1280
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,239
Me not arguing that, Greg

1281
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,159
Yeah

1282
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:39,519
It also has a 5% share of US total beer sales

1283
00:46:39,519 --> 00:46:40,679
So there

1284
00:46:40,679 --> 00:46:42,519
Should we take a trip to Florida?

1285
00:46:42,519 --> 00:46:44,280
Where else would we take a trip to?

1286
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,119
Yeah, Florida's the best trip

1287
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:49,079
Florida drunk driver tries switching seats

1288
00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:50,800
after a DUI crash

1289
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,360
Like, nobody would be driving?

1290
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:52,860
Right?

1291
00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:53,360
Yeah

1292
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,760
This is one of those things that you always fantasize about,

1293
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,800
but never actually do

1294
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,559
A Florida drunk driver named Lance Green

1295
00:47:02,559 --> 00:47:04,719
got caught by police last week for driving

1296
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:08,239
under the influence in Volusia County

1297
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,559
Now, this isn't your typical DUI arrest,

1298
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:13,159
because there's a little bit of drama and deception thrown

1299
00:47:13,159 --> 00:47:14,719
into the mix

1300
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:19,320
According to Fox 35, Lance, 59, from Port Orange,

1301
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:23,920
was driving his Ram pickup truck on August 30th around 9:40 PM

1302
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,420
He decided that rear-ending a Ford truck on the highway

1303
00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:29,760
while drunk was a good idea

1304
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,800
The two vehicles were rolling down the same road

1305
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,360
when Green's truck slammed into the back of the Ford

1306
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,739
Someone in the Ford got hurt, but told the officers

1307
00:47:37,739 --> 00:47:39,280
they didn't need to see a doctor

1308
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,639
But it didn't stop this Florida drunk driver

1309
00:47:41,639 --> 00:47:44,199
Instead of facing the music like a grown man,

1310
00:47:44,199 --> 00:47:46,920
Lance pulled one of the oldest tricks in the book

1311
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,199
He tried to swap seats with his passenger, Susan Green

1312
00:47:50,199 --> 00:47:52,119
He figured if she looked like she was driving,

1313
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:53,920
maybe the cops wouldn't know it was

1314
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,960
him who caused the whole mess

1315
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,000
Unfortunately for Lance, the officer

1316
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,280
saw right through his little ruse

1317
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,119
When the deputies arrived, they noticed the Florida drunk

1318
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:07,760
driver was acting quite himself, showing all signs

1319
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,840
that something was a bit off

1320
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,039
It's like he had had one too many before hopping

1321
00:48:12,039 --> 00:48:12,920
in the driver's seat

1322
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,500
So the officers did what they usually do

1323
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,039
They asked him to get out of the truck

1324
00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:19,360
Well, guess who didn't feel like cooperating?

1325
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,360
Lance

1326
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,219
He ignored their orders at first, staying put,

1327
00:48:23,219 --> 00:48:26,400
and probably hoping they'd magically forget about him

1328
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,360
Spoiler alert, they didn't

1329
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,360
Eventually, he got out

1330
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,360
But when it came time to take sobriety tests,

1331
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,639
Lance wasn't about it

1332
00:48:33,639 --> 00:48:36,119
He said he had back and hip problems,

1333
00:48:36,119 --> 00:48:38,480
so he couldn't do all the tests they wanted him to do

1334
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,119
By the way, is that a viable excuse?

1335
00:48:40,119 --> 00:48:42,079
Because I will be remembering that

1336
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:43,840
On top of that, when it was time for the--

1337
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,599
And they just make you take a breathalyzer

1338
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,719
Damn it

1339
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,920
On top of that, when it was time for the breathalyzer,

1340
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,000
he wasn't about that either

1341
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,920
Well, if you know anything about DUI stops,

1342
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,239
that's pretty much a guarantee you're getting hauled off

1343
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,079
to jail

1344
00:48:57,079 --> 00:48:58,159
And that's exactly what happened

1345
00:48:58,159 --> 00:49:00,679
The Florida drunk driver tried to weasel out of the situation,

1346
00:49:00,679 --> 00:49:03,360
but ended up getting cuffed and sent to county jail

1347
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,559
He hit him with charges for DUI and resisting

1348
00:49:05,559 --> 00:49:07,199
an officer without violence

1349
00:49:07,199 --> 00:49:10,119
His bond, only $2,000

1350
00:49:10,119 --> 00:49:14,840
Lance said, the doctor said, I need to back you out of here

1351
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,280
Flex, how would you like to end this on a list?

1352
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,119
You know I love lists

1353
00:49:20,119 --> 00:49:20,920
Yes

1354
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,559
I like to get angry at lists

1355
00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:24,679
Well, we'll see

1356
00:49:24,679 --> 00:49:29,880
The cost of a 16-ounce beer at all 32 NFL stadiums

1357
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,239
Ooh

1358
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,480
We did baseball stadiums before, right?

1359
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,079
I think I was here for that

1360
00:49:35,079 --> 00:49:36,320
Or maybe I just--

1361
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,320
No, you were-- you just--

1362
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,480
All right, then I was just listening

1363
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,039
And I always feel so close to you guys

1364
00:49:40,039 --> 00:49:42,239
that I thought I was there

1365
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,280
Because you sit on a little tiny desk

1366
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,639
really close to the screen

1367
00:49:47,639 --> 00:49:50,159
Bullshit, that's too expensive

1368
00:49:50,159 --> 00:49:52,119
Super close

1369
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,639
We'll start at the bottom

1370
00:49:53,639 --> 00:49:54,679
Detroit Lions--

1371
00:49:54,679 --> 00:49:55,679
So wait, is this top 10?

1372
00:49:55,679 --> 00:49:56,920
What are we doing here?

1373
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,719
I'll do all 32 if you want them

1374
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,679
Oh, man, you got the oxygen for that?

1375
00:50:02,679 --> 00:50:03,559
We'll see

1376
00:50:03,559 --> 00:50:04,400
All right, let's do it

1377
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,480
Luckily, some of them are double-dub

1378
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,440
We'll see how this goes

1379
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,960
I might cut out the first half

1380
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,320
Start at the bottom

1381
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,679
The cheapest is $626

1382
00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:14,519
Remember, 16-ounce beers

1383
00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:17,440
The Lions on the Falcons at $626

1384
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,320
Damn, really?

1385
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,639
That's actually pretty good

1386
00:50:19,639 --> 00:50:20,119
Yeah

1387
00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:21,360
It's not a bad price

1388
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,239
I'd pay that for shit beer

1389
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,559
And Atlanta, they're in the Mercedes Dome

1390
00:50:26,559 --> 00:50:27,960
That's right

1391
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:28,920
Man

1392
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,639
I'm surprised they can afford that

1393
00:50:30,639 --> 00:50:32,920
The Bengals at $659

1394
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,639
The Broncos at $750

1395
00:50:35,639 --> 00:50:36,440
The Texans--

1396
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,159
Wait, wait, wait

1397
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:39,480
It goes from $659 to $750?

1398
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:40,800
It jumps almost a dollar

1399
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,119
Holy balls

1400
00:50:42,119 --> 00:50:42,599
Yeah

1401
00:50:42,599 --> 00:50:43,719
That's what happens when you move west

1402
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:44,559
It's ridiculous

1403
00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:45,960
I guess so

1404
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:50,599
Texans, Vikings, and Colts all at $8 even

1405
00:50:50,599 --> 00:50:52,400
Ravings-- Ravings, wow

1406
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,719
Ravings, yeah

1407
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,559
Oh, Ravings, Greg

1408
00:50:55,559 --> 00:50:57,320
Ravings

1409
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:02,199
Oh, what's the big deal about Ravings?

1410
00:51:02,199 --> 00:51:02,699
One

1411
00:51:02,699 --> 00:51:11,010
The Ravens, Cardinals, and Browns all at $813

1412
00:51:11,010 --> 00:51:13,369
The Patriots at $840

1413
00:51:13,369 --> 00:51:15,090
The Buccaneers-- oh, excuse me

1414
00:51:15,090 --> 00:51:17,449
The Chiefs-- can't forget the Chiefs-- at $850

1415
00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:20,449
The Buccaneers at $863

1416
00:51:20,449 --> 00:51:24,050
The Bills and Bears at $880

1417
00:51:24,050 --> 00:51:26,610
Steelers at $929

1418
00:51:26,610 --> 00:51:33,210
The Packers and Cowboys, rivals, but sharing beer prices, $950

1419
00:51:33,210 --> 00:51:34,409
That's some shit

1420
00:51:34,409 --> 00:51:36,369
Yeah

1421
00:51:36,369 --> 00:51:39,809
The Titans, Seahawks, and Panthers, $1050

1422
00:51:39,809 --> 00:51:41,690
That's shocking because I believe Seattle

1423
00:51:41,690 --> 00:51:44,809
has one of the lowest beer prices for MLB stadiums

1424
00:51:44,809 --> 00:51:45,530
Oh, interesting

1425
00:51:45,530 --> 00:51:46,650
If not the

1426
00:51:46,650 --> 00:51:49,210
That's because nobody goes to see the Mariners

1427
00:51:49,210 --> 00:51:50,889
But they're the Mariners

1428
00:51:50,889 --> 00:51:53,809
Because nobody goes to see them

1429
00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:55,969
Can you name one player since Ken Griffey Jr?

1430
00:51:55,969 --> 00:51:58,769
Yeah, that Julio Rodriguez?

1431
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,800
I thought you were going to say that one guy

1432
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,019
Was that just a random name?

1433
00:52:04,019 --> 00:52:05,579
No, I'm pretty sure that's his name

1434
00:52:05,579 --> 00:52:08,059
I'm going to think of the most Cuban name I could think of

1435
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:19,409
I'm pretty sure that's his name

1436
00:52:19,409 --> 00:52:20,849
Sure is

1437
00:52:20,849 --> 00:52:23,530
Sure is

1438
00:52:23,530 --> 00:52:26,650
You're thinking of the little league, Bill Sears

1439
00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:33,199
The Dolphins, the Giants, the Jets, and the Commanders,

1440
00:52:33,199 --> 00:52:34,760
$11

1441
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,519
The Niners, Saints, and Jags, $1150

1442
00:52:38,519 --> 00:52:39,519
Wow

1443
00:52:39,519 --> 00:52:41,480
The Raiders at $12

1444
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:45,960
The Chargers and Rams at $1375

1445
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,440
California

1446
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,519
Not the most expensive beer in the league, though

1447
00:52:50,519 --> 00:52:52,960
Because that title belongs to--

1448
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,480
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

1449
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,360
At $1467 a beer

1450
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,480
I'm trying to think

1451
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,079
Did you do the Cardinals yet?

1452
00:52:59,079 --> 00:53:00,280
I think so

1453
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,480
I'll tell you what I did not do

1454
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,119
The Philadelphia Eagles

1455
00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,800
What a bunch of dicks

1456
00:53:09,579 --> 00:53:13,400
They're fucking eagle hats on and 14--

1457
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,599
Cheering for the Eagles

1458
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:18,920
1467 per beer

1459
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,440
Almost $15 for 16 ounces of beer

1460
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,360
And I'm sure that is the cheapest, shittiest beer

1461
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,199
they have available

1462
00:53:26,199 --> 00:53:28,079
I was going to say, do you think it's like a Bud Light?

1463
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:29,440
At best

1464
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,760
Oh my god

1465
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,920
I just want to tell you that I was right

1466
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,960
when Julio Rodriguez played for the Seattle Mariners

1467
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,360
He was a pitcher at the League World Series

1468
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,960
And then made his way to the Mariners

1469
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,880
He wasn't rookie of the year like two years ago

1470
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,280
And I just--

1471
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,039
I know baseball

1472
00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:51,820
My name is Flex

1473
00:53:51,820 --> 00:53:54,980
I know baseball

1474
00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:56,900
He just made me sound like such a dummy

1475
00:54:00,739 --> 00:54:04,110
I just like that that's your calling card

1476
00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:04,869
I know baseball

1477
00:54:04,869 --> 00:54:10,369
It's not bad

1478
00:54:10,369 --> 00:54:11,409
It could be worse things

1479
00:54:11,409 --> 00:54:12,250
I know some baseball

1480
00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:18,139
I'm just not going to throw out like stereotypical names

1481
00:54:18,139 --> 00:54:21,539
and just guess at somebody

1482
00:54:21,539 --> 00:54:23,860
I mean, it would have been OK if you did

1483
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:24,699
We thought you did

1484
00:54:24,699 --> 00:54:25,739
No, we would have never--

1485
00:54:25,739 --> 00:54:27,260
I would have assumed you had, yeah

1486
00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:28,900
God damn it

1487
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:30,420
We were still willing to be your friend

1488
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:31,820
when we thought you were lying

1489
00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:32,300
Right

1490
00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:33,219
That's OK

1491
00:54:33,219 --> 00:54:35,340
But no, you proved us wrong

1492
00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:36,019
Good job, buddy

1493
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:42,559
God damn it

1494
00:54:42,559 --> 00:54:44,400
After this is over, Flex is going to be like,

1495
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,800
you know Steph can't come back anymore, right?

1496
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,320
I know

1497
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:46,800
I know

1498
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,679
I'm putting in my two weeks notice

1499
00:54:50,679 --> 00:54:52,480
I'm assuming I'll never hear from you again

1500
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,400
It's fine

1501
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,000
That was a good way out last time

1502
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,639
Oh, dear

1503
00:54:56,639 --> 00:54:57,119
All right

1504
00:54:57,119 --> 00:54:58,920
That is everything for tonight

1505
00:54:58,920 --> 00:54:59,920
Before I hit some music

1506
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:00,420
Finally

1507
00:55:02,739 --> 00:55:05,659
Before I hit music, I will say, hi to Vanessa

1508
00:55:05,659 --> 00:55:07,699
Hi, Vanessa

1509
00:55:07,699 --> 00:55:08,940
For maybe the last time

1510
00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:12,989
Only for me

1511
00:55:12,989 --> 00:55:14,230
You'll be back, Flex

1512
00:55:14,230 --> 00:55:16,750
This just isn't my last time

1513
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:17,989
Somebody's last

1514
00:55:17,989 --> 00:55:20,469
Maybe you guys do the show and give me a break or something

1515
00:55:20,469 --> 00:55:22,030
No, because I don't want to be in charge of making

1516
00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:23,230
everybody get back on track

1517
00:55:23,230 --> 00:55:25,110
Yeah, I don't know how to do it

1518
00:55:25,110 --> 00:55:26,750
Yeah, it's hard

1519
00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:27,949
I don't get paid enough

1520
00:55:27,949 --> 00:55:29,510
All right, I'm going to hit some music

1521
00:55:29,510 --> 00:55:30,630
Follow us on the socials

1522
00:55:30,630 --> 00:55:32,989
@misstipsysocks on the 'gram

1523
00:55:32,989 --> 00:55:34,349
Don't forget Beer Nerd Radio

1524
00:55:34,349 --> 00:55:38,710
Of course, @craftbeerrepublic, @flexmeabeer_

1525
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,389
I think that's all the 'grams

1526
00:55:40,389 --> 00:55:41,989
Steph, thanks for hanging out with us

1527
00:55:41,989 --> 00:55:42,750
Yeah, any time

1528
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:43,989
Thank you so much

1529
00:55:43,989 --> 00:55:45,070
What a blast

1530
00:55:45,070 --> 00:55:47,269
Yeah, no matter what Flex said, I had a lot of fun

1531
00:55:47,269 --> 00:55:51,789
Those were good times

1532
00:55:51,789 --> 00:55:52,510
Always

1533
00:55:52,510 --> 00:55:56,110
Such a good time

1534
00:55:56,110 --> 00:55:56,630
What else?

1535
00:55:56,630 --> 00:55:57,630
805-538-BEER

1536
00:55:57,630 --> 00:55:58,429
Call us or something

1537
00:55:58,429 --> 00:55:59,429
I think that's everything

1538
00:55:59,429 --> 00:56:02,110
I hope everyone is as hydrated as we are

1539
00:56:02,110 --> 00:56:05,070
One

1540
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:09,829
And on that note, good night, everybody