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Oh, honey, I was married at 22.

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I was definitely getting it in
that you can put on the blue.

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Yeah.

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Not that kind of show.

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After dark. I thought that.

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I thought this is mine.

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This is in my interview.

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This is my audition.

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Yeah. This is the pilot episode.

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Our interim music is just a zipper,
followed by some seventies porn.

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About to go.

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Yeah.

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Oh, zip.

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Yeah.

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So everybody.

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In the set of the beer can cracking.

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Music. It's going to be zip.

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Yeah.

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Maybe followed by a yo, yo.

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Yo, yo, yo, yo.

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That's perfect. Oh, we are classy.

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All right.

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Here comes some not porn music.

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Welcome in, everybody.

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It's a craft beer republic.

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Thanks for drinking
and thanks for joining.

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I joined by

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the Buffs over there on the Midwest.

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And that's that's that flex you guy.

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How's it going?

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Yeah, it's going pretty well over here.

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Or not there or there. Yeah, yeah.

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Over there.

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Yeah.

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Over here. Over there.

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Nailed it. And.

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And here to tell us
how bad all of our accents

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are from the East Coast,
which is the Beast Coast.

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I don't fucking know. It's been. Girl.

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What up? What up?

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Yeah.

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You're not the best now.

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They're awful for lighting is fantastic.

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Tonight she's got this
whole Rembrandt thing going.

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All the filmmakers out there, like,
oh, really?

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Everyone else is like,
What the fuck is Rembrandt lighting?

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It's like a model. Shoot that.

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That's what it's like.

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Yeah, it's like one
side's got a little more darkness.

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The other side.
It's it's what you want when you're.

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When you're shooting interviews and movies
and whatnot.

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Anyways,
I'll get off of that and I'll say.

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Check us out.

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Another social's at beer girl underscore
Melissa Flex me a beer

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underscore is in between
and the easiest one

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because there are no underscores
craft beer republic everybody

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and don't forget promo code unfiltered
if you're on the old tavor

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oh we got a lot to get to today
We have a voicemail from the homie

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chew your beer classic Yeah always

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and we got some booze news to talk about,
including some weird fucked up.

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I don't know what the hell is going on.

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A brewery closed,
then opened and closed and open.

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And I'm so confused

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and some Thanksgiving fallout.

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So anyways, let's get on to some hydration
and answer

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the most important question

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of the night.

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Without further ado,

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the suspense tonight
flex's drinking only in Wisconsin.

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New Glarus Brewing Raspberry Tart New.

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Glarus.

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New Glarus Yeah. Try and get it.

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I dare you.
Just kidding. You can get it from trades,

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but I know I've talked to.

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Others working on it right now.

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Yeah,
that frickin guy wanted to love that guy.

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I know.

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I've talked about this beer on the show
before pretty highly.

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Just because a while how good it is it's

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seasonal beer they do here

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on untapped get this Gregg

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48,900 ratings.

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And it's got four points.

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No point to say I've used it
I was about to die and be like

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come on scale even go up that.

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There there are no IVs. Anymore.

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That's a way to go for flex.

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Just under 49,000 reviews
and there's a 4.2 overall rating

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that's that's obnoxious. Yeah.

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It's got a Stone esque description.

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Can we say that anymore? Can we say that.

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It was annoying
whether they're craft or not?

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Okay, fair enough. Yeah. So.

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So strap in,
everybody. Yeah, strap in this.

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It's four 4% lambic from Bois.

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Is that is that correct. From what.

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking
I say. I'm not even French.

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Checked that yet.

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So ladies and gentlemen,

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treat yourself to a rare delight.

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The voluminous raspberry
bouquet will greet you long

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before your lips touch your glass
Serve this Wisconsin from Bois

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very cold in a champagne flute
Then hold your glass to a light

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and enjoy the jewel
like sparkle of a very special ale.

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Oregon.

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Oregon, whatever proudly shares
their harvest of mouth

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watering berries, which we ferment
spontaneously in large oak vats.

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Then we employ Wisconsin
farmed wheat and year old howler

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Tull hops
to round out this extravaganza of flavor.

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Woo Done.

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I mean, I can't breathe after that
description, I was like, Thank you.

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Or you while you spoke.

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And I'm really excited to hear
what is well-written.

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Well written,
but I think you've earned yourself that.

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Be Yeah. Well, I'm thirsty. Yeah.

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I love a good Lambic.

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Can I just tell you this real quick?

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So when I was like 16, 17 years of age,
I had some family members

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who would bring some lambics
to Christmas and whatnot,

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and then just kind of everybody would,
you know, dabble in try them out.

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Peach Lambic cherry raspberry,
so on and so forth.

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And it was actually a brand.

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Yeah, I think that's exactly what it was.

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And that so that was actually like
one of the first beers

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fruited beers, whatever I've ever had.

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And you know, they're delicious.

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So on the schnoz here, tons of raspberry.

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Do you ever smell a beer?

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And you just go,
wow, that that smells sour?

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Like, I don't know if there's, like,
a scientific description to what that is.

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But sure, we call it funky, right?

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Like when you get like a really good sour,
like a farmhouse ale, it's funky.

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When I think funk,

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I think like that farmhouse, like sweats,
kind of like really mature.

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Like, yeah.

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Hey, festering.

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Fruits that have been fermenting.

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Because. I was like,
well, like. Sometimes.

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A sweaty sock.

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That's what the fuck, you.

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Know, this is then.
This is not funky male.

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There's no sweat,
there's no socks, there's no hair.

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It just smells like.

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Like sour tart.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes
you just stick your nose in something,

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and the only descriptors like it smells,
like, sour to me that makes total sense.

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Yeah, it's.

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It's like, you know, super light raspberry
and then, like, sour.

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So then as we warm up the old tongue
jobber. Oh.

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Excellent. More for.

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Luck. We've just got to make sure.

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Everybody out there driving your cars.

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I hope you pulled over first. If.

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Someone's driving with the boner.

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So I'll be super, super heavy on red.

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The raspberry flavor.

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It's sweet.

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And then on the back end, you
definitely get a little bit of a tartness,

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but it's not overbearing like a
like a sour ale or anything like that.

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It's like

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probably the most well-balanced beer
I've ever had in my entire life

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when it comes to, like,
the fruit flavor to the sweetness

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and you know,
then into tartness is phenomenal.

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One more sip here.

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Well-deserving of that. Yeah.

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Point and or.

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Yeah, it's a 4.2.

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It's a little bit carbonated
and not too much

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super light bodied

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finishes.

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Not extremely dry,
but definitely a little bit dry.

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A little bit.
Just came back up on the gas.

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I think I.

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Heard that through the month
though with my body just do that.

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And I had no idea.

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I didn't. Even.

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Know that I.

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Thought it was me.

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It came through the and flex.

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Maybe it felt the smell.

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I hope you can smell it.

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Geez, maybe we can edit that out.

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No, I think it's a selling point
of this podcast.

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This is a 100% phenomenal beer.

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There should be five, five out of five
a cumulative rating on wow, 100%.

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This is stellar.

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I love to describe a lambic
or in my opinion, because obviously I'm

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very immature
and I know we never want to say smooth.

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And that's not what I was going to say
here in this case.

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But like it always has such

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a creamy kind of mouthfeel
and it's very like tangy almost.

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That's
kind of what I loved about the Lambics

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that it's champagne,
but it's also rich and luxurious,

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and it makes me feel like I'm
drinking something expensive.

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That's not beer. I feel you on that.

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Yeah. Do you think.

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Do you think tangy and tart or
kind of one in the same, or do you think.

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That there's. A difference in that?

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I think for me, the tanginess
includes that creamy kind of mouthfeel.

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I think for me, that's what tangy is.

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It's got the tart, plus that velvety
flavor and texture, fun fact.

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That's how I got Diana to try beer
for the first time.

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My friend is a wine drinker and I'm like,

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You should do this segment for Beer World.

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And I'd get her to try stuff and be like,
Will you like this?

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All right. And it's beer.
And that was the first one.

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And we kind of piloted our tastings
together on that.

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I've done that also,

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like when I have a one of my good friends,
his wife does not or did not drink beer.

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And in order to bring her over
to the dark side, we start with sours

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and we especially like
the barrel fermented ones that really have

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that sour fruitiness

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not like the bullshit, you know,
popsicle sours or whatever, like.

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Real.

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Fruity real sours,
but not not too crazy tart.

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But we've, we've brought her over and now,
you know, we can share a lot of sours

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and Berliners and goes is
we love stuff like that that's exciting.

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Dig in you know the IPAs
and that's that for the most part.

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But I think sours are a good gateway.

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Absolutely. I agree. 100%.

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IPAs are not going anywhere,
but they're also not

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really what beer is 100%,
even though we love them a lot.

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Well, as you said,
just because we love them.

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Doesn't mean everybody does.

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They are not for everybody.
Yeah, absolutely.

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Yeah.

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Took my wife
a long time to come around on the IPA.

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Now she's starting to drink
mine. And I wish you'd go back to

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Dick to your lager than your sours.

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Leave my boys alone, man.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're all his boys.

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Everyone like, within
or outside of a hundred mile

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radius of Wisconsin is very,
very jealous right now. So.

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Yeah, we actually have so funny story.

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I hooked up with the couple of Illinois
folk earlier this summer from the gram.

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Major to our.

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Sunny sipping
and the beer brewing Newark her husband

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and they live
they live like northern Illinois.

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They were up here in Wisconsin
for a wedding or something like that.

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They actually drive up across the border,

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hit a grocery store in southern Wisconsin

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and just load up on the new glarus
spotted cow and whatnot.

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Yeah.

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And then because of that conversation,
I also found out that there's

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this one store in southern Wisconsin
and they're the number one

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sales

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point for
New Glarus brewing in the entire state.

249
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,743
Because of that reason alone,
that everybody just jumps

250
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:22,581
the border, buys the beer, Smokey
and the Bandit back to Illinois.

251
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,450
Yeah. That's funny. That's.

252
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,086
Yeah, it makes sense, though.
All very good.

253
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,989
So, guys enjoying the world capital a.

254
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,791
Little bit here and there?

255
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:32,958
You know, I am.

256
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:37,430
I've watched about 48 seconds of it
and that was 49 seconds too much.

257
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,864
Oh, you're killing me.

258
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,632
Can't stand it.

259
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,366
I don't care.

260
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,902
And boy, am I laughing my ass off at all

261
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:46,338
the idiots that went to the World Cup
and are sober as fuck right now.

262
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,174
Didn't they have high end tickets,

263
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,544
though, that you could drink
if you spent like $20,000?

264
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,079
Well, so here.

265
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,480
Here is what I was under the impression.

266
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,117
Okay, so you can't drink
in the country of Qatar.

267
00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,318
Is that what it is?

268
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:01,287
You can sort there's very.

269
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,322
Few. Places you can drink.

270
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,323
You can you can't be drunk.

271
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,760
And that's what I was under the impression
of, is they were going to have

272
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:12,298
certain sections in the stadiums
where you were going to be able to drink.

273
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,668
And then if you got drunk,

274
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:20,206
you weren't allowed to leave the stadium
until you were quote unquote, sober.

275
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,476
And then it was about two days

276
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:27,279
before the tournament actually started
and they said, you know what?

277
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,582
Yeah, we're not we're not going to
we're not going to do anything.

278
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,050
You can't drink here.

279
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,585
Yeah, we all heard that.

280
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,353
Yes, that's the. Story I.

281
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,122
I did hear that there's one,

282
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:40,626
like Budweiser
tent, like just outside the stadium,

283
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,764
only one for the entire stadium
that holds something like 90,000 people.

284
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,833
And if you want real beer,
you have to line up.

285
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,835
And I hear the the line is hours long.

286
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:54,840
Otherwise, inside the stadium, all you can
get is the Budweiser and a beer.

287
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:59,044
So I don't
I haven't confirmed that there's that 110.

288
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,846
But someone told me that who knows?

289
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:03,716
But yeah, such bullshit
and Budweiser is pissed.

290
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,417
They want money back from FIFA.

291
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,286
They were huge sponsor.

292
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:07,486
Yeah.

293
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,522
Promised to have their beer everywhere
and. Yeah.

294
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,689
And their sponsors,

295
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,692
their sponsorships are still all around
like the stadiums and whatnot.

296
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,394
But it's not the same.

297
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:16,095
It's not like

298
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,931
when people aren't drinking your product
and you're right, like the logo.

299
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:19,932
But great.

300
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:24,670
So you know, as much as we harp on
Anheuser-Busch and Budweiser

301
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,972
and all of their garbage
that they produce,

302
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,408
did you hear what they're doing
with all the unsold beer

303
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,544
that was supposed to go country? Gets it.

304
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,780
Yeah, I think that's actually
pretty fucking cool.

305
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:36,348
Yeah. So they whatever.

306
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:36,882
Whatever. Yeah.

307
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:39,985
Whatever country wins, the World Cup
is going to get all the unsold beer

308
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,088
that was supposed to go to Qatar
for the World Cup.

309
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:47,593
Yeah, they're actually asking
for almost 47 and a half million dollars

310
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:51,130
back of their 112
million original sponsorship.

311
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:55,401
And then whoever wins gets
this giant like warehouse full of beer.

312
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,035
It's the

313
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,470
I mean, fair enough.

314
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,873
Wrong celebration. Go nuts.

315
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:04,109
I saw a headline today also about people

316
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:07,847
that were wearing
Rainbow were not allowed to either enter.

317
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,082
I don't know if they got it.
I don't think anybody got arrested.

318
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,052
There's a big to do about that today.

319
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:18,691
So I think somebody just sat there during
the Portugal Uruguay match up today.

320
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,994
There is a streaking not a streaking fan
because they weren't naked,

321
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:25,698
but they ran onto the field
and across a field with a pride flag.

322
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,334
So I don't. Know.

323
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,102
That was obviously a protest.

324
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,237
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

325
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,439
I was like in Qatar.
I don't know how that holds up.

326
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,642
So hopefully it's not done
by, like, country law.

327
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,645
Yeah, yeah.

328
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:40,446
What a shit show.

329
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,146
What a.

330
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:44,783
We don't need to spend time on this
but know corrupt fucked up I.

331
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,319
I couldn't agree more.

332
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:51,323
FIFA needs to be disbanded
but fuck soccer and fuck FIFA.

333
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,593
So I mean, we're American,
we call it soccer.

334
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,128
We're the only country.

335
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,330
So hey, we've got football.

336
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,565
We were like soccer.

337
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,535
Football is so bad, we're going to invent
a completely different sport

338
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:04,937
and give it the same fucking name.

339
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,473
It is so fucking boring.

340
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,010
By golly, we did it. We turned it around.

341
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,612
We are the best country in the world.

342
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,414
So clearly that's the truth.

343
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,850
Right? Mercredi your first Mirka.

344
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,552
Mirka and Budweiser.

345
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,554
You're right, my trop.

346
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,990
Enjoy your 45. Yeah.

347
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,193
Good night, everybody.

348
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:28,928
What else we've got?

349
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,430
Oh, next week, guys,
make sure you tune in.

350
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:35,334
I have my interview
with Ryan and Chaz of Malibu

351
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,504
Brewing, which I'm very excited
to finally released everybody.

352
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,639
In fact, right now
I'm drinking their October,

353
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,242
which I guess is like
technically a month to late,

354
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,878
but I'm drinking the October 1st,
which is a fast beer,

355
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,682
not a marathon like the, you know,
as typical, but it's so good super light.

356
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,116
It's like five and a half a million.

357
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:55,454
Again, your 5.9% drinks
like it's fucking for you.

358
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,756
A little toffee, little honey.
Just a hint of sweetness.

359
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:58,991
But I like that it's not too sweet.

360
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:02,394
Just. It's just real easy.
Drinking hot day.

361
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,263
Cold day doesn't fucking matter. Beer.

362
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:07,466
You know, I love when those best beers
hit almost at 6%.

363
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,971
Mark And it feels like you're
just drinking like a everyday lager.

364
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:13,605
That's. You know what I mean?

365
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:14,707
It's yeah.

366
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,209
It's like, can you please stop making
such delicious beer?

367
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,112
Exactly. But please.
This a little worse next. Year.

368
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,183
It's really
causing a problem in his house.

369
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,018
Drinkable and feeling nice.

370
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,353
No, thanks. Yeah.

371
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,289
One or the other can never be both. Yeah.

372
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,624
Oh, and next week, families in the area,
they're doing their

373
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,259
I forget exactly what they're calling it.

374
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,395
It's basically a brewmasters dinner
where the

375
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,631
they're pairing beers
with the food from the chef

376
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,735
and they're doing like a whole,
you know, guided dinner tasting.

377
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,370
And I'm trying to go to it.

378
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,705
But work has been a real son of a bitch.

379
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,375
So we'll see if I get to make that.
But I'm down super good.

380
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,342
Their food is so good.

381
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,411
So if you're in the area.

382
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,014
Just tell work about it
and have it be like a meeting there.

383
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,648
Right?

384
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,283
Are you coming down
with a little something?

385
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,686
It sounds like you have
a little bit of a tickle in your throat

386
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,422
and I don't know if you know,
but everybody in America is sick right now

387
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,257
except for the three of us.

388
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,892
No, you know what I'm going down with?

389
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:10,462
I'm coming down with being an idiot for
eating dinner right before we recorded it.

390
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,466
So it's more of a little need to make,
but I don't want to make everyone

391
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:15,100
listen to that.

392
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,001
I get that, too.

393
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,270
Is that
is that like an old timey thing now?

394
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,239
Like, am I getting old?
Is that what that means?

395
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,475
I know is the weather turns
like the last week it's been cold here.

396
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:27,079
By cold I mean like,
you know, high fifties, sixties.

397
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,550
As the weather turns, my vote,
my allergies,

398
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,852
you know, do a little song and dance.

399
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,821
And so I do a little extra.

400
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,623
And see.

401
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,959
I always used to make the excuse
that I just need something spicy.

402
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,396
And then when I would eat something
that wasn't spicy,

403
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:48,434
I would still just sit there like.

404
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,436
Oh. Yeah, can the nurse tell us that?

405
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,004
That's complete bullshit?

406
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,907
I mean, not necessarily because
I've been doing it the entire time.

407
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,041
What's my excuse?

408
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:59,211
So we're just getting fucking old,
I guess.

409
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,246
Or not.

410
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,115
Been right since 2019.

411
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,717
The end of that year,
everything's been fucked.

412
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,353
So for me, it's like anything like greasy.

413
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:09,888
Like I had some taco. Oh, yeah.

414
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,257
Your acid reflux. You didn't know?
It makes you have a dry cough.

415
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:13,692
That's actually true.

416
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:14,293
No, no.

417
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,162
Well, I have tons of acid reflux,
but this is such a great show.

418
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,031
It's just in my throat.

419
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,266
It's going to be look, it's
not like the acid.

420
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,000
It's different.

421
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,436
It's just like I had grease
sitting around in my in my teeth.

422
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,071
Just feel like it's stuck in your throat.

423
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,474
But that is called acid reflux.
Just right here we.

424
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,741
Got to do a Christmas song.

425
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,611
But instead of, like, singing or music,
we just got to do, like the throat

426
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:40,319
clearing grunts.

427
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,520
I mean, I've been told

428
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,555
that it's a little gravelly
and a little sexy,

429
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,591
so I'm just going to try
to capitalize off of this.

430
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:46,525
No know.

431
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,228
Yeah, you. Take it or. Run with that.

432
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,196
That's going to be my retirement job.

433
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,365
Get yourself a 900 number, girl.

434
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:54,833
Yeah.

435
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:58,170
Mel's going to, like, find the Dusty's
room in the house and put her little phone

436
00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:01,907
headset on.

437
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,343
Thank you for calling.
One 800 hot Italians.

438
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,448
To speak to.

439
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,117
Mel. I mean, not my real name.

440
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,419
But shit, not Mel.

441
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,823
How can I make you happy tonight?
Hey, baby.

442
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,058
So you got anything spicy?

443
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:24,530
You got a meatball bomber?

444
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:28,934
How big is your hero?

445
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:29,801
I like my men.

446
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:35,541
How I like my bread hard.

447
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,042
Got to be a little crispy.

448
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,444
Your bread is not crispy.
You're doing it wrong.

449
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,946
Nice looking loaf.

450
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:44,183
Well,
there's medication for that. Luckily.

451
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,851
Oh, what else we got? Great.

452
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,386
Yeah, let's move on. This.

453
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,220
This has quickly.

454
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:52,424
Turned into CBR After Dark,
which they debut in soon.

455
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,593
I think Thanksgiving.

456
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:58,197
Thanksgiving happened
the most embarrassing of of our holidays

457
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,765
where we celebrate
how we killed a bunch of people.

458
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,834
But at least, you know,
you get to hang around with people

459
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:06,338
sometimes, like the night before or
excuse me, the night after we went

460
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:10,108
to Knotty Pine because Lindsay Frey,
who's like our favorite local artist,

461
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,945
was performing and ran into listener
Michael, who.

462
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,012
I think.

463
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:18,116
It was like 7:00 our time,
which meant is 9:00 flex's time.

464
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,219
You're really going to put me on blast,
aren't you?

465
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,388
He goes, Hey,
you think Flex's elbow was like, Doubt it.

466
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:25,958
He goes, Well,
find out and ask him when he's drinking.

467
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,092
He won't respond.

468
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:30,862
And it like like, hey, are you up
and what are you drinking?

469
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,898
And I got to respond to it
like three in the morning.

470
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,067
Three in the morning.
Yeah. You did do it, though.

471
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,569
I was going to say I would never even try.

472
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:38,837
Yeah, they sent me a message.

473
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:42,541
He said, Hey,
what are you drinking, Michael?

474
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,142
Listener Michael wants to know.

475
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:47,913
I told him you probably wouldn't be up
and I said, Nope, I wasn't up.

476
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,249
You know, so predictable.

477
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,951
Didn't sleep in at 8 p.m.. Oh.

478
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,153
That's late for him. That's. Yeah.

479
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:59,124
I think last week
I wasn't, I didn't see past 730.

480
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:01,793
Any night of the week.

481
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,563
I just can't do that. But, but yeah.

482
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,331
So, you know, Thanksgiving happened.

483
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:10,636
We made I told I told the parents
who it's always at the parents house.

484
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:11,937
I usually end up doing
most of the cooking.

485
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,207
And I said, Hey, tell the turkey to go
fuck itself this year.

486
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,409
I'm tired of eating dry ass turkey.

487
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,244
Let's get some fucking steaks going.

488
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,446
So I convinced them to do tried tips.

489
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,181
So ice

490
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,051
stuck him in the SUV for like 4 hours,

491
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:29,021
finished him for, like,
10 minutes on the grill. Hmm.

492
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:32,324
They probably came out so good. So good.

493
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,992
It's like my favorite Thanksgiving meal.

494
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,928
I like that interpretation
to a Thanksgiving.

495
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,831
I like. Yeah, it was.
It was a nice change, you know?

496
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,433
No, no more dry ass turkey.

497
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,902
So what about you guys? Mel, how was your.

498
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,172
Oh, we we did the New York thing.

499
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:48,774
We actually brought the kids down.

500
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,442
We went to the parade.

501
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,077
So that was so much fun.

502
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,846
We had a blast there
and not being sarcastic.

503
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,148
It was really, really nice.

504
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,051
It's like 60 degrees and not windy at all.

505
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,453
So it's never happen again
in our lifetime.

506
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,289
But the balloons were writing perfect.

507
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:05,891
People were so happy.

508
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,592
New York was in full swing.

509
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:13,565
And then we went down to some of
my husband's family in Long Island.

510
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,134
I didn't eat turkey.

511
00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:17,736
I didn't eat any turkey,

512
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:21,239
but only because I thought
it was the pasta course portion.

513
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,608
And it turned out
it was just a free for all.

514
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:26,011
So I'm like,
So we always do like a pasta course.

515
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,946
All the Italians, you can hear me, right?

516
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,681
So it's as you're looking at me
like, yeah.

517
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,783
I just don't what pasta coarsely.

518
00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:33,085
I mean like a.

519
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:37,322
His every word like if you're Italian
you always do a pasta course multiple.

520
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:40,125
Courses at Thanksgiving dinner.
That's nuts.

521
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,159
Yeah. Okay let's.

522
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,995
Let's these. Are
let's pre-game a turkey feast with. Pasta.

523
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,232
Yes. With pasta and bread.

524
00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:48,600
And that. Doesn't that doesn't.

525
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,135
Translate to the or. Yeah.

526
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,371
At what point do you get that
crispy bread.

527
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,975
Oh, that's that's all day long.

528
00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:59,111
The bread actually was phenomenal.

529
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:02,347
They really have some great Italian
markets right where you live in on.

530
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,983
The rest is.

531
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:06,151
Just going to.

532
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:09,888
You know, it's not it's
just going to sound stupid on my part.

533
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,058
So I'm like, you know,
you always have to bring something.

534
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,493
So of course you bring wine.

535
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:17,462
We bring some of his grandmother's
favorite cherries

536
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:20,031
that reminded her of her son.

537
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:22,134
And that was the whole reason why we

538
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:23,969
we were there,
because she's getting a little bit older.

539
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:26,338
But anyway, I digress.

540
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,707
So I'm like, Oh, Uncle Joe,
let me help with the tortellini.

541
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:31,143
So I'm like, watching the water boil
and watching a boil.

542
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,478
I'm watching it boil. Like,
when's it going to boil? Where am I going?

543
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,514
But he's like,
What do you do? And just put it in?

544
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:37,783
So I put it in, made a lovely sauce.

545
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:39,251
We're eating, we cleaned up.

546
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,720
I'm kind of watching
like everybody mill around and just like

547
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:45,590
go full force at all of these other
chafing dishes that are around.

548
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,592
There's probably like 35 different

549
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,262
not thinking much of it
because they still have appetizers out

550
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,963
and then they're like,
all right, dessert's ready.

551
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:54,499
Let's put it all on. Like having a dinner.

552
00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:56,401
They're like, where have you been?

553
00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:59,604
Did you drink all of the wine
that you ordered?

554
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:00,405
Yeah.

555
00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:04,075
I mean, I really kind of wasn't
I was trying to be on my best behavior,

556
00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:08,013
but I mean, maybe, I don't know,
I just got lost in the sauce,

557
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,549
I guess, and missed out on the turkey.

558
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,551
Dreaming about that crispy bread.

559
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:16,455
Yeah, but overall, it was really nice.

560
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,091
It was a really good time with some of
the family we don't see very often.

561
00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:20,926
So that's good.

562
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:21,927
That's neat.

563
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,295
Flex How about you guys?

564
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,397
Oh, man, I worked. On Thanksgiving Day.

565
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:28,033
Yeah, like 4 a.m. to noon.

566
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:30,168
I got in a pretty sweet lift

567
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:33,271
because I'm a workout turkey,

568
00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:36,107
and then we just usually cruise over
to the in-laws.

569
00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:39,010
We had three turkey breasts this year.

570
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:45,484
Two were smoked, one was oven
roasted, one was like dry rubbed

571
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,854
with Cajun seasoning
and it was actually like super, super

572
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:50,856
fucking phenomenal
and is probably my favorite.

573
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,358
And then there is like another lemon
butter

574
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:57,028
injected turkey breast
and that was also very good.

575
00:24:57,729 --> 00:25:01,399
But also the highlight of the night
was at my father in law.

576
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:06,404
So story of dinners at my in-laws
is I usually bring my own beer, right?

577
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:10,108
They'll carry coolers
like the Michelob Ultra.

578
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:13,845
They have the little the little shorty
bottles of Miller High Life,

579
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,715
you know, which are
which are adorable. And I'll drink. But

580
00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:19,651
I walk into my

581
00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:23,355
in-laws
house and I'm already kind of at my limit.

582
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,891
I'm just kind of
I mean, I need to drink at this point.

583
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:26,491
Yeah.

584
00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:28,593
And I open up the fridge
to put my beers in

585
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,463
and I see there's already
a couple craft beers in there.

586
00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:32,831
My God, that's kind of weird.

587
00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:36,368
I wonder if somebody just brought these
over for some other dinner and left them.

588
00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:40,038
So I took one because I didn't think
anybody else would drink them.

589
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,009
And as I'm sitting down
just shooting this shit with my father

590
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:47,646
and he goes, Hey, you,
you're getting the beers I brought you.

591
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,017
And I was like,
Wow, that's the coolest fucking thing

592
00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:56,354
that my father in law is the one
who purposely brought beer for me.

593
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,023
That's nice, you know?

594
00:25:58,023 --> 00:26:00,091
You know, because he know, he knows.
He knows.

595
00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:03,929
I don't like like the domestic crap
and I'll try and get him

596
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:08,433
like some nice craft lagers
because that's what he likes to drink.

597
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,001
So if I ever find,

598
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:12,871
you know, just any good brewery
around here putting out like a nice

599
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,874
Czech Pils or German Pils or

600
00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:19,110
Helus Lager, you know, I'll pick it up
and drop it off for him.

601
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:23,448
So I just thought that was like a super
cool thing to kind of reciprocate the, uh,

602
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,085
the old like, it's like a bond, you know?

603
00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:27,986
Yeah, right.

604
00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:28,520
That's that.

605
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,257
That to me is like, yeah, that's like,
what, Thanksgiving was all about for me.

606
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,125
That totally made by night.

607
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:36,595
You really get along with your in-laws,
though, right?

608
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:37,963
Yeah, they're great.

609
00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:42,300
They give you a really nice the lifting
the squat thing last year for Christmas.

610
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,768
Yeah. I got yeah.

611
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,804
My jokes got bar for Christmas.

612
00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:50,075
So it sounds really stupid that
every fuckin person listening right now.

613
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,843
But people that know that.

614
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:57,382
But yes I'd say not everybody shreds
got a total boner right out.

615
00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:59,184
I just think it's the thoughtfulness.

616
00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:01,319
Like they're really thinking
about what you like,

617
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:02,821
what you care about,
and they care about you.

618
00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:04,022
So I think that yeah.

619
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:06,992
They fucking care 110%.

620
00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:09,527
And yeah, I really lucked out
in the in-law department.

621
00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:13,431
You need to blow his mind and, like, hook
them up with, like, a Czech dark lager.

622
00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,567
Yeah. Be like, hey, this is a lager.

623
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:17,802
And then pour that shit and like, try it.

624
00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,137
Well, see, and I thought about that.

625
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:22,140
I just picked up that Schwartz
beer from Eagle Park

626
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:24,809
that I was talking to you
about a couple of days ago.

627
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,378
And I actually thought about that.

628
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,981
I was like,
I wonder if this is okay for him,

629
00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:34,786
you know, because you do get it's
pretty heavy on like the chocolaty, like,

630
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:39,658
you know, dark roasted notes,
but it's still so light

631
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:43,028
bodied that it just
I don't know, it blows my mind.

632
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:45,563
It doesn't make sense to me
how something can be so flavorful,

633
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:49,634
but still be like, so light and drinkable.

634
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:50,702
So maybe

635
00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:53,438
I'll have to pour that out for him one day
and let you know what he thinks.

636
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:54,873
I'm excited to find out.

637
00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:57,509
The beer
nerd in me is like I wonder if he like it.

638
00:27:57,542 --> 00:28:00,879
Oh daddy know that I love picking out

639
00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:03,715
beer for people
that don't drink craft beer

640
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:08,453
just based on their preferences in life
and see if I nail it or not.

641
00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:10,689
That's I love nailing it.

642
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:14,192
Like like I know some at earlier
who we converted on some sours.

643
00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,027
So we're like all the same person.

644
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,796
Yeah. If you get it, it's pretty good.

645
00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,131
If you get it,
it's pretty good from anybody.

646
00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:21,966
You have nailed it. Okay.

647
00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:24,002
Because they don't drink craft beer.

648
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:27,038
So pretty good to them means
that they would drink it a second time.

649
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,707
And for me, that's a win.

650
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,474
Yeah, that's enough.

651
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,576
Yeah. Yeah. My barometer is always.

652
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:32,677
Would you go buy it?

653
00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:34,646
Oh, never even.

654
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,648
Oh, I'm going
to have to ask that question. Yeah, yeah.

655
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:37,882
Because like, oh yeah, that's pretty good.

656
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:40,518
Like would you go buy it or.

657
00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:41,586
No, I'm getting yeah.

658
00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:43,688
Know it's like okay
so it's not as good as you say.

659
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:45,857
Yeah. Anyhow, all right.

660
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:48,893
Before we get to the homie, choose
voicemail, let's make a call to pen.

661
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:59,504
Find out what Mel's drinking over there.

662
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:00,505
As you guys know.

663
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:04,943
Well, maybe they don't know, Greg,
but let me just enlighten your listeners

664
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:08,713
that nothing ever goes
right between Greg and myself.

665
00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:10,515
It always goes wrong.

666
00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:12,817
And some people call that Murphy's Law.

667
00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:17,689
So I thought,
why not go ahead and grab the district 96?

668
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,591
This is Murphy's Law.

669
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,092
And if you don't know about New Jersey

670
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:24,162
Breweries, learn about them
because fuck the governor.

671
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:26,164
Yes. Murphy were talking about you.

672
00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:29,701
There's a whole series of

673
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:34,038
collaborative brews that the 96 is doing
with New Jersey Breweries

674
00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:38,042
to kind of bring to light
what's going on in New Jersey

675
00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:43,214
and this happens to be their first collab,
which is with Goshawk.

676
00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:45,750
It's a dipa it's 8%.

677
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:49,888
It is almost gone
because it's just so delicious.

678
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,023
Juicy. Nice finish.

679
00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:54,259
Looks really.

680
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:55,093
Is it?

681
00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:55,660
You know what?

682
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:58,963
It's really kind of like for a 96 beer.

683
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:03,468
They're a lot thicker usually,
and you always get a lot of snake fruit,

684
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:07,906
which is like their go to flavor snakes.

685
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,107
Snake fruit. Look it up.

686
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:10,141
The fuck is that?

687
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:11,209
Snake fruits.

688
00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:12,343
It's like, do you?

689
00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:15,079
96 is a fruit
that they created to make their beer.

690
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:17,248
Just the best fucking beer on the planet.

691
00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:18,783
But this doesn't have that.

692
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:22,720
So I'm assuming it's
more of a goshawk kind of flavor,

693
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,491
and I really probably should describe it
a little bit more,

694
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,625
but it's just too damn good.

695
00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,794
I'm just going to drink another sip of it.

696
00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:30,228
No problem.

697
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:34,699
I'll tell the people that apparently snake
fruit is a species of palm

698
00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:38,369
tree is in Java and Sumatra and Indonesia.

699
00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:42,307
Shocked me
if I'm looking up the right thing here.

700
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,243
This is really citrusy.

701
00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:49,047
It's really, really nice and hazy.

702
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:51,482
There's
not a lot of bitterness to it at all.

703
00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:54,152
Did you just get grossed out?
I just cut him off.

704
00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:56,187
I was like, Stop describing that grossness
because.

705
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,623
You just said it looks disgusting.

706
00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:02,427
So. GROSS What if you just
you can't even it's like a sweet

707
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:06,164
that would be like, well, Johnny
definitely knows what he's doing.

708
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:09,033
He's done
really well with all of his beer, but.

709
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,936
Oh. I've had a few. There
is, it's, it's always spot on.

710
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:14,672
Yeah, it's, it's really, really delicious.

711
00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:17,041
I wish I had more of this,

712
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:17,609
but. Yeah.

713
00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:22,146
So, Governor Murphy, if you could
please reverse the legislation

714
00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:26,584
and let breweries do what they need to do,
stop comparing them to restaurants.

715
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,686
Take this hard, crispy loaf, and.

716
00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:30,855
You guys have gone over it in the podcast.

717
00:31:30,855 --> 00:31:33,024
I don't need to hit that again,
but nothing's changed.

718
00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:36,060
New Jersey. Sucks. Yeah, it sucks.

719
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:36,728
So bad.

720
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,497
By the way, I'm a New Yorker
and people think I'm from Jersey.

721
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:40,865
I am not.

722
00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:43,668
I'm a fantastic driver. I speak very well

723
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:45,670
and so.

724
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:48,439
It's like the Wisconsin Illinois thing
that's funny as.

725
00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,040
Shit.

726
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,175
I'm a New York Italian.

727
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,477
We're different

728
00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:53,811
people from Illinois.

729
00:31:53,811 --> 00:31:55,380
I don't know how to drive.

730
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,615
So that's really. People from Jersey
don't know how to drive.

731
00:31:57,615 --> 00:32:00,785
And it's only because they are not allowed
to make left hand turns.

732
00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:03,655
And I'll get a lot of flack from this
if people from Jersey are listening,

733
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:06,291
but they have jug handle,
so you can only make right hand turns.

734
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,892
They don't know how to make a left,

735
00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:11,696
so they travel in the left lane like it's
the right lane, you know what I mean?

736
00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:14,599
Because they don't make turns left
hand it like left.

737
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:15,900
Left is a passing lane.

738
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:18,569
Everyone knows that across the country.
They're not allowed to make.

739
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,471
Know. They're not allowed to.
They've got jug handles.

740
00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:23,174
They have to make right hand
turns in Jersey.

741
00:32:23,174 --> 00:32:24,542
It's just stupid. It's the state.

742
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,344
It's not the people.

743
00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,112
Well, they just learn how to drive there.

744
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:30,448
And that's not a very good place
to learn how to drive.

745
00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:33,785
We hope it's not the people
because they're like almost right up there

746
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,889
with Alabama right now.

747
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:39,791
They're again,
they're. In New Jersey like.

748
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:41,392
Oh, I'm

749
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:44,462
going
to get hammered by all my Jersey friends

750
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:47,765
if they and good thing
I don't tell them on this podcast.

751
00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:50,868
The you should
I'm going to tell them. Now.

752
00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,203
Maybe they'll listen to this in the car.

753
00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:54,005
Hopefully don't get in a car accident.

754
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:54,339
All right.

755
00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:58,643
So let's just let's check in
with the homie to your beer.

756
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,211
He's bringing up something
I was going to bring up,

757
00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:34,178
but I figure to let him bring it up
instead.

758
00:33:34,178 --> 00:35:39,303
Well, do you really know?

759
00:35:39,470 --> 00:36:26,918
No way.

760
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:32,423
I don't know if he needs it.

761
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:36,661
So maybe we should get him out with
our super sexy, raspy voice to record.

762
00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:37,461
The jingle for.

763
00:36:37,461 --> 00:36:39,530
That was keeping it short.
I love this. Guy.

764
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,732
I mean,
I just don't even know what to say.

765
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:43,801
How do you follow that up? Yeah.

766
00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:48,406
There's really well,
you followed up by saying thanks to you

767
00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:52,176
for letting us know
that 32 ounces is almost 40.

768
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:56,314
Thanks for the math lesson, but.

769
00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,082
Closer to 40 than it is to zero.

770
00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:00,151
So he's going to get a B for that one.

771
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:00,651
Yeah.

772
00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:04,121
And I was going to say, that's
how you get your 48 minutes of airtime.

773
00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:07,291
Greg, do.

774
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,660
Your 35 and the rest.

775
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:10,995
Is. Up to you.

776
00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,564
We'll do 42 and you bring us around
to an hour and a half.

777
00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:16,067
It'll be everyone's dream come true.

778
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:18,436
Dream come true.

779
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,972
Oh, that's another good one.

780
00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:22,406
I like what you did there.

781
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,842
You must be in television. Yeah.

782
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:26,210
Something like that.

783
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,079
And back to what he was saying originally.

784
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:31,315
Attribute a beer co in Colorado Springs.

785
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:33,718
I'm sure everyone's heard
about the horrible tragedy

786
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,519
that happened in Colorado Springs,
but yes,

787
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:39,323
the guy who took down the shooter
was co-owner of a brewery with his wife.

788
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:44,362
It's the first Latina owned
and head brewer

789
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:49,700
and also female owned and female head
brewed brewery in Colorado.

790
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:53,371
If I remember correctly,
they've won a bunch of awards.

791
00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:55,139
I never even heard of them before.
I looked him up.

792
00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:56,774
They won a bunch of awards.

793
00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:59,310
If you guys want to find them, it's a t r

794
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:03,147
e vida beer co dot com.

795
00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:06,150
I just said go
buy some of their shit, support them.

796
00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:07,051
That guy.

797
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,353
I heard,
I heard they had sold out of everything.

798
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:14,792
They did and I looked early because I saw
Greg post it and I clicked on it.

799
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:17,028
I'm like, they are out of everything.

800
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,229
Which was, yeah, I think I.

801
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,032
Figured I would wait like a month
and then maybe go on there. Yeah, yeah.

802
00:38:21,165 --> 00:38:23,868
Something that way to kind of
spread it out a little bit.

803
00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,936
The other great thing was
I think his name is Richer.

804
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,038
I think Chou was right.

805
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:30,841
They interviewed him about it
and dudes are fucking.

806
00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:33,010
He's just a good deal.

807
00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:33,411
Yeah.

808
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:36,314
So what, what was, you know, like,
what was going through your head?

809
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:39,050
And he's like,
I didn't even care of anybody else.

810
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,217
I just want to protect it.

811
00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:41,552
Protect my family. Yeah.

812
00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:43,654
So I jumped on the shooter,
and he goes, like,

813
00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:46,824
I just thought,
I have to kill him before he kills me.

814
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,559
And I just started
beating the shit out of him.

815
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:52,363
I was like, Fuck, yeah, I agree that yeah,
that evil beat the shit out of somebody

816
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:54,165
for doing stuff like that though.

817
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:57,635
And then I found out that apparently
while he was holding down the shooter,

818
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:02,139
one of the drag queens came over and beat
the fuck out of him with her heel.

819
00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:03,674
I about that.

820
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:05,609
I was like, Fuck, yeah,
that's the ultimate.

821
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:08,612
That guy's shooting up an LGBT club.

822
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,515
Then he should fucking get stomped on
by drag queens.

823
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,850
Yeah, that was the ultimate.

824
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:16,153
So the only bad news is they took him
to the hospital afterwards, and.

825
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,589
That's what sucks about it.

826
00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:22,126
But let's get inside somebody's brain
and figure out why

827
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:25,463
the fuck you're intolerant
of other people at this point.

828
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:25,896
Like, just

829
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,165
why. I just don't understand.

830
00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:30,534
Yeah, I saw that interview with his dad,
and I'm like,

831
00:39:31,235 --> 00:39:33,938
of all the things you're worried about him
at a gay

832
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:38,142
bar being gay,
not the fact that he's a murderer.

833
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:40,311
He didn't care about that.
Just that he might be gay.

834
00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:43,814
It's like, Yeah,
I was so nervous that he was gay.

835
00:39:43,981 --> 00:39:46,050
Just unreal. It's insane.

836
00:39:46,183 --> 00:39:48,986
Well, I think that his parents
need to be more open to

837
00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:51,722
life, you know?

838
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,824
Yeah, yeah, maybe.

839
00:39:53,824 --> 00:39:55,860
Maybe parents go get him.

840
00:39:55,860 --> 00:40:01,899
He'll be a little more accepting
and not so harsh on your own belief.

841
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:02,500
Yeah.

842
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,402
But I think that's what it comes down to.

843
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,870
Yeah, it's, it's horrible.

844
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,571
And we go on forever.

845
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:09,140
Yeah. And cry about it.

846
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:12,309
But yeah I got dusty when I was watching
a few of the guys interviews.

847
00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:14,211
It's like,
Jesus Christ, this guy's awesome. So,

848
00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:17,615
all right,
bring it back around to the beer stuff.

849
00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:19,884
080 553 A beer is number two.

850
00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:22,586
Go bring it around to the beer stuff
again.

851
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:24,622
MacLeod brewing out here.

852
00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:25,923
MacLeod Ale is really out here

853
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:28,926
in California, Southern California,
in the San Fernando Valley.

854
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:32,930
We had them on the show,
I believe was batch 79.

855
00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,633
They've been around for quite a while.

856
00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,268
They're one of the OGs.

857
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,937
Like a week or so ago on the gram
they posted basically

858
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:41,338
like we're shutting down.

859
00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:42,840
They just opened a second location.

860
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,343
We're shutting down the second location,
first locations, shutting down

861
00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:47,678
super weird.

862
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:51,382
And then they sent a letter to the Brewers
Guild that was like, We've laid

863
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:54,151
everybody off, we're out of money,
we can't do it anymore.

864
00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:57,955
And then there was a post
that was talking about,

865
00:40:57,955 --> 00:41:00,191
Well,
we're going to sell the rest of our beer

866
00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:03,093
so that we can make
some of the money back.

867
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,229
And then I'll send a couple of days later

868
00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:07,264
there's a post like,
Come on in for pizza tonight.

869
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:09,300
It was like, What the fuck?

870
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,402
Right, what's going on?

871
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:14,038
And then somebody even commented on
one of those and was like, Oh,

872
00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:17,341
you're promoting pizza,
but you just laid me off three days ago

873
00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:20,244
and then they promptly deleted it.

874
00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:24,181
But I've heard so many weird things
about what's going on.

875
00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:26,517
Their Instagram is a clusterfuck

876
00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:29,920
of we're closing down
and come in for pizza and darts and beer.

877
00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:33,724
I don't know what's happening over there,
but it sounds like a shit show.

878
00:41:33,724 --> 00:41:36,660
Obviously you never want to see
a brewery closed, but what the fuck?

879
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,930
How very California of you McLoud.

880
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:41,932
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.

881
00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:44,468
Team just closed down
and sell me a dartboard.

882
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:45,636
Yeah.

883
00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:48,639
Well, here's
the crazy thing they posted the other day.

884
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:52,710
They said, like,
we have too much, like, food ingredients.

885
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,980
We're selling butter and heavy cream.

886
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,215
What do you eat a day before Thanksgiving?

887
00:41:58,215 --> 00:42:01,252
Like if you need any Thanksgiving
supplies, come buy it from us.

888
00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:04,788
Do they own the space
or are they renting it.

889
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:06,991
Their second location?

890
00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:10,461
I don't know the first location
I believe they're renting.

891
00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:11,328
Okay.

892
00:42:11,328 --> 00:42:13,297
But it's it's not a landlord thing.

893
00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:15,266
It's a weird we're out of money thing.

894
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,701
Is it a drug thing? Like,
are you guys on drugs?

895
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,203
It feels like it.

896
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,170
Feels like a drug.

897
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:23,641
You need me to spot you a hundred?

898
00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:26,043
I look through with a bench,
you know, if you.

899
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,177
Will just shut the fuck.

900
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:29,813
Up like it's so. Weird.

901
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,650
Yeah. I don't know what's happening.

902
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:34,118
No one knows what's happening.

903
00:42:34,118 --> 00:42:35,886
I. I've heard rumors

904
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:39,990
of some shady business practices,
but it's all rumors and hearsay aids.

905
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:43,561
It is so fucking weird
if anybody on the inside

906
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,564
knows anything about what's going on
over there, please let us know.

907
00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,399
Because it is so weird and.

908
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,969
And it's been around forever
and it sounds like they're all on meth.

909
00:42:52,269 --> 00:42:56,140
And it's also so hipster of them to it's
a Brooklyn thing and a California thing.

910
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,374
I'm just going to put it out there.

911
00:42:57,374 --> 00:42:59,977
Californians and Brooklynites,
you're all the same.

912
00:43:00,344 --> 00:43:02,746
You know what they're from. Either or.

913
00:43:02,813 --> 00:43:05,516
They're probably they're probably
closing down so they can have pop ups.

914
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:09,954
Well, and a lot of people do that now
because the overhead is so much cheaper.

915
00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:14,258
But I have seen an Instagram post
from business owners that are like come

916
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:18,662
upstate, they want to get out of the city,
they want to have a restaurant in Denver

917
00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:22,533
and they're like close
because we need a mental health day.

918
00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:25,603
Sorry, we're only open three days
out of the week anyway.

919
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,605
Now we're going to be closed for this one.

920
00:43:27,638 --> 00:43:29,940
Like we just don't feel like
going into work today.

921
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,008
We're closed.

922
00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:32,476
Yeah, I. Remember.

923
00:43:32,476 --> 00:43:34,578
My boss be like,
I need a mental health day today.

924
00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:35,613
I hope that's all right.

925
00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:37,715
Yeah, right.

926
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:40,117
And the answer is no, it's not okay.

927
00:43:40,317 --> 00:43:43,153
Especially when your business owner
just get there and then

928
00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:46,090
cry yourself to sleep
like the rest of us do.

929
00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:48,158
Well, because our lives suck.

930
00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:49,193
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

931
00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:50,494
Come on, now.

932
00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:52,162
Life's great.

933
00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:53,597
Okay.

934
00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:56,834
Hey. That's not
why I'm your produce manager.

935
00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:59,837
It's the best thing I.

936
00:43:59,837 --> 00:44:04,875
I like it. Uh.

937
00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:08,646
I'm going to sell those shitty snake
fruit.

938
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:09,980
Rotten strawberry.

939
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,150
Bullshit.

940
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:14,251
Which I looked up, and it.

941
00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:16,820
You peel it like garlic.

942
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:17,054
Yeah.

943
00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:19,790
And it looks like a rotten strawberry
with, like, gross garlic.

944
00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:21,058
And yeah, then you peel it

945
00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:25,262
and it's like garlic cloves of garlic
that allegedly have apple texture.

946
00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:28,832
Oh. It's so weird. It's like.

947
00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:29,733
A little bit sweet, though.

948
00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:31,935
Apparently makes a hell of a beer.

949
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:32,970
I'll say that.

950
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:33,971
I believe. You.

951
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:35,539
Very good on beer.

952
00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:37,775
Oh, I'll take your word for it.

953
00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:41,145
Cellar maker up in San
Francisco has acquired the rare barrel

954
00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:44,882
which out here in California
is a pretty well-known sour

955
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:46,717
beer.

956
00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:49,286
Beer? Wow. Sour brewery.

957
00:44:49,286 --> 00:44:51,855
They're going to move all the production
to the rare barrel facility,

958
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:55,492
close up cellar maker's shops and transfer
anything over.

959
00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:56,460
It's interesting.

960
00:44:56,460 --> 00:45:01,532
Dang did is that bad hoppy urban diversion
that's his favorite brewery.

961
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,233
I met him there in San Francisco

962
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:06,203
when I was there in April
and they make some fantastic beer.

963
00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:08,372
They're going to be making the same stuff.

964
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:12,009
Yeah, apparently they're going to make
both brands just just in.

965
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,077
The different location.

966
00:45:13,077 --> 00:45:16,113
Facility and they'll they'll
rebrand the spot and that kind of thing.

967
00:45:16,246 --> 00:45:17,981
Okay, cool. I'm fine with that.

968
00:45:17,981 --> 00:45:20,384
Yeah, we'll see what happens.
Very strange.

969
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:24,788
Last week talked about the cop
who got arrested on scene for being drunk.

970
00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:28,192
Like he pulled up to a yes, he was drunk.

971
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:31,862
Well, Vanessa was like, apparently
this happens all the time, by the way.

972
00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:33,030
Hi, Vanessa.

973
00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:33,797
Haven, even.

974
00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:36,100
As a. Oh, less than half creepy.

975
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,036
I mean, she sent me this article.

976
00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:40,571
I mean, how many did?

977
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:43,841
Well, a Miami-Dade
a police officer was in his marked car

978
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:47,578
when he's arrested on DUI charges
in Hollywood, according to officials.

979
00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:50,581
Leopold Lewis, 42, was arrested

980
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:53,917
Sunday on charges including DUI and DUI
with property damage.

981
00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:58,756
Luis had appeared in court on Monday
where a judge granted him a $1,000 bond

982
00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:02,793
that seems friendly he later bonded
out of jail and didn't speak to reporters.

983
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:06,029
This officer placed the public in danger

984
00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:10,434
in the same vehicle that the community
has entrusted as a symbol of protection.

985
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,636
I will not tolerate any representative

986
00:46:12,636 --> 00:46:16,540
of the Miami Dade Police Department
to jeopardize the community's trust.

987
00:46:17,741 --> 00:46:18,108
First of all,

988
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:22,279
they may look at a police car
in Miami and think, I trust you.

989
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:23,680
I don't know.

990
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,951
I think when you wake up every day
knowing your name's Leopold,

991
00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:30,420
isn't that enough to be drunk at work
like.

992
00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:34,725
It's a hall pass?

993
00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:35,859
That's a.

994
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:38,295
Cold, hard fact right there. Right? Yeah.

995
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:42,399
They should raise his his allowable limit
from, like, oh 8 to 16 at that point.

996
00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:43,233
Yeah. Yeah.

997
00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:46,036
All right. You can walk around it. Okay.
You deserve it.

998
00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:47,971
I mean, he's a cop anyway.

999
00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:50,207
It's not like they follow the law.

1000
00:46:50,941 --> 00:46:52,976
They specifically do not.

1001
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,946
When you're born, Leopold,
they give you two options.

1002
00:46:55,946 --> 00:47:00,484
They're like, Would you want to be,
like stoned to death?

1003
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,020
Or would you rather just be drunk
every day of your life?

1004
00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:06,690
And it's like, I think he just took
the drunk every day of his life.

1005
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,660
Yeah, well,
I would, too. He made the right decision

1006
00:47:11,895 --> 00:47:14,731
over in Chaska.

1007
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:17,734
Where Chaska?

1008
00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:18,602
That's not a real place.

1009
00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:21,171
Chaska where? Minnesota to.

1010
00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:24,041
Think. Oh, over there. Don't you. Know.

1011
00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:25,909
Over there

1012
00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:27,377
some.

1013
00:47:27,377 --> 00:47:30,247
Hoser.

1014
00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:32,649
Chaska police
responded shortly after 2 a.m.

1015
00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:36,220
on Black Friday after a crash
that well crash at a gas station

1016
00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:40,390
where they say the driver hit a light pole
when the police asked to do a field

1017
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:42,693
sobriety test, the woman responded,
What's the point?

1018
00:47:42,826 --> 00:47:44,061
I'm drunk.

1019
00:47:44,061 --> 00:47:46,230
What? Nailed it. Day.

1020
00:47:46,663 --> 00:47:48,298
Laying it all on the line.

1021
00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:50,434
Yeah. Save some. I'm hammered.

1022
00:47:50,901 --> 00:47:53,670
She ended up blowing at point
two, three, one.

1023
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:55,272
That's pretty high.

1024
00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:57,641
Yeah, just slightly under three times.

1025
00:47:57,641 --> 00:48:00,043
No one was injured in not good.

1026
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:00,544
Yeah.

1027
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:03,547
Over there in Chaska

1028
00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:07,517
we did the breathalyzer and
I don't know where I'm going with this.

1029
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:11,021
He said do that
and go over there and and then do this.

1030
00:48:12,289 --> 00:48:15,058
So we went to the dang.

1031
00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:17,327
And then went to the biggest bullet line

1032
00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:22,099
that's in Minnesota.

1033
00:48:22,099 --> 00:48:23,700
It shouldn't exist.

1034
00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:27,871
Died £21,140 of string.

1035
00:48:27,871 --> 00:48:29,273
Ladies and gentlemen.

1036
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:30,774
Is that accurate?

1037
00:48:30,774 --> 00:48:32,943
That's in the Weird Al Yankovic song.

1038
00:48:32,943 --> 00:48:35,379
No, I fucking heard.

1039
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:40,350
My brother and his girlfriend loved
to stop at those roadside attractions.

1040
00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:41,051
All that.

1041
00:48:41,051 --> 00:48:44,788
Like they make trips to go
see those kinds of things.

1042
00:48:45,022 --> 00:48:46,423
Your brother, the rapper.

1043
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:48,926
The rapper. Scientist. Yes.

1044
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:50,827
Yes, it. Was it.

1045
00:48:50,827 --> 00:48:51,662
Kind of just does a.

1046
00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:53,297
Lot of really interesting.

1047
00:48:53,297 --> 00:48:55,332
The most interesting man in America.

1048
00:48:56,133 --> 00:49:01,071
We have in Wisconsin, we have like
the world's largest muskie fish.

1049
00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:01,638
I don't know.

1050
00:49:01,638 --> 00:49:05,242
That's like like a it's a fish.

1051
00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:10,047
I think we have the world's largest penny,
if I'm not mistaken.

1052
00:49:10,047 --> 00:49:12,749
But yeah, I've googled some of this shit
before just to see what?

1053
00:49:12,749 --> 00:49:15,352
You know, what? World's
largest shit. Yeah.

1054
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:18,322
You know what we had where I live?

1055
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,291
The Empire State. Back in 1969.

1056
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:25,862
Real shit to talk about Flex. Wow.

1057
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:27,531
Yeah. It's like.

1058
00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:29,800
Feet of snow last week to.

1059
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,668
We had nothing. I don't live in Buffalo.

1060
00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:34,471
That was insane. No 60 degrees here.

1061
00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:35,605
I don't.

1062
00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:36,673
I don't know where shit is.

1063
00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:39,076
Like New York's
all the same bunch of people who are as.

1064
00:49:39,176 --> 00:49:40,010
The buffalo is.

1065
00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:43,013
Like Wisconsin, Minnesota
like it's basically Canada.

1066
00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:45,182
Some real assholes.

1067
00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:50,187
Mainly just when you say you're upstate
from my neck of the woods,

1068
00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:51,688
which is where I live upstate.

1069
00:49:51,688 --> 00:49:54,091
I'm an hour outside of the city.

1070
00:49:54,091 --> 00:49:55,592
Buffalo is 5 hours for me.

1071
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,028
They are upstate.

1072
00:49:58,028 --> 00:50:01,665
They get offended that you call me an
upstate person like she's from the city.

1073
00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:05,002
We call that up north.

1074
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:05,635
Yeah.

1075
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:10,874
There's also but western also there's
like a long strip of western New York

1076
00:50:10,874 --> 00:50:14,611
that nobody really talks about,
ever don't even know what's there.

1077
00:50:14,611 --> 00:50:15,979
Isn't that called New Jersey?

1078
00:50:15,979 --> 00:50:18,448
I know that's.

1079
00:50:19,383 --> 00:50:22,185
I think that's called Canada number three.

1080
00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:24,054
It would be number two.

1081
00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:26,323
Western New York is Canada number three.

1082
00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:29,559
And the rest of it is all a blur.
Who knows?

1083
00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:33,830
So wait, you you mentioned Buffalo
and you said it's 5 hours north.

1084
00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:35,432
Yeah.

1085
00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:40,504
When you talk about places,
do you say that's ex miles away or ex?

1086
00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:45,242
I just say, why the fuck would I ever go
there unless I was planning a trip there?

1087
00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:48,145
Well, just the Niagara Falls.

1088
00:50:48,311 --> 00:50:51,681
It's eat any wings?
No, I would say 5 hours.

1089
00:50:51,815 --> 00:50:53,884
I wouldn't say the mileage
now I'd say hours.

1090
00:50:54,151 --> 00:50:58,789
And it's funny, I in a car would go to
it would be how many hours away is it.

1091
00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:00,290
Cause I don't care the mileage.

1092
00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:03,894
I just want to know, am
I getting on a plane instead of driving?

1093
00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:08,331
So this makes me overjoyed
because the Califor

1094
00:51:08,432 --> 00:51:10,767
in's the shit on Saturday Night Live

1095
00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:15,272
makes fun of actual Californians
because we don't tell anybody.

1096
00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:17,808
Miles Yeah. Oh,
how far? Something away you go.

1097
00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:19,643
Oh, it's about an hour and a half like.
Yeah, yeah.

1098
00:51:19,643 --> 00:51:20,077
How far?

1099
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,645
Like I just fucking told you and then.

1100
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:22,546
Have people

1101
00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:26,550
try and say that the Midwest thing
and I don't think that's a midwest thing.

1102
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:27,951
I think it's like.

1103
00:51:27,951 --> 00:51:30,987
Most most people just want to know
how long is it going to take me?

1104
00:51:30,987 --> 00:51:33,790
It's a normal fucking person thing.
Yeah. Yeah.

1105
00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:35,892
Who's weird and wants to know the mileage.

1106
00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:38,295
Oh it's 83 miles to get here. No.

1107
00:51:38,295 --> 00:51:41,331
Because if you hit traffic it's not,
it's still the highest.

1108
00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:43,266
It's going to take it 3 hours.

1109
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:44,401
I've had out of towners. That's.

1110
00:51:44,401 --> 00:51:45,869
Oh how far is that.
Oh it's an hour and a half.

1111
00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:48,605
Yeah, but how far is it?
I just fucking told you. What do you mean?

1112
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:50,340
How far is like. No, miles. Like what?

1113
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:52,576
Are you,
a geography enthusiast? Shut the fuck up.

1114
00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:55,579
I just thought every place.

1115
00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:56,379
The airport.

1116
00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:58,582
Yeah, it's. And a half hours
from where you live.

1117
00:51:58,915 --> 00:51:59,783
Like no matter where it.

1118
00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,384
It's three and a half hours.

1119
00:52:01,384 --> 00:52:03,787
Yeah. I go to the grocery store. 3 hours.

1120
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:04,354
Yeah.

1121
00:52:04,354 --> 00:52:07,190
I just basically
get the fuck out of California.

1122
00:52:07,224 --> 00:52:09,493
It's a worst place for traffic. Hell,
it takes me an hour.

1123
00:52:09,493 --> 00:52:11,728
Just go downstairs and take a shit. So.

1124
00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:12,129
Yeah.

1125
00:52:12,829 --> 00:52:15,031
Everything. Just hours and hours sleep.

1126
00:52:15,198 --> 00:52:16,933
I really need somebody to just.

1127
00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:22,038
If you could put this little segment in
as the preview on Instagram comment below

1128
00:52:22,038 --> 00:52:26,376
and let us know are you the weirdo
that wants to know about mileage?

1129
00:52:26,376 --> 00:52:28,111
No one cares about mileage.

1130
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:30,580
It's all about nobody. Does
this is it? Yeah.

1131
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,549
Night is money.

1132
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:33,683
Yep. Time is money.

1133
00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:36,486
Nothing will promote a craft beer
podcast on the craft beer

1134
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:39,723
Instagram page like asking people
how they describe distance.

1135
00:52:40,524 --> 00:52:42,225
I can't wait to see who the weirdo is.

1136
00:52:42,225 --> 00:52:43,860
And then I'm going to be like Chicago.

1137
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:47,297
Chicago from Milwaukee
is something it's only like 80 miles.

1138
00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:49,733
Like it's not very far.

1139
00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:50,500
It might be a little.

1140
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,201
But what is it?

1141
00:52:51,201 --> 00:52:53,937
How long does it take you?
I don't that does about 2 hours.

1142
00:52:55,038 --> 00:52:55,539
About two.

1143
00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:56,339
Hours. Okay.

1144
00:52:56,339 --> 00:52:58,808
Because the traffic traffic gets so bad.

1145
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,778
We're 89 miles to Manhattan.

1146
00:53:01,778 --> 00:53:05,649
But it really literally depends on
what time of you're going.

1147
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:08,318
It could take you an hour
and a half to you.

1148
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:11,454
4 hours to do the same amount.

1149
00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:14,224
Yeah. Tomorrow I have to go downtown L.A..

1150
00:53:14,224 --> 00:53:16,960
It's about 35 minute or 35 mile drive

1151
00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:19,663
and take me about an hour
and 15 hour and a half.

1152
00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,531
And that's all that matters.

1153
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:24,868
And you know what we said to everybody,
we called all of our families and friends

1154
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:26,970
while we were going to Long Island
from Manhattan.

1155
00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:28,171
They're like, Oh, what do you do?

1156
00:53:28,171 --> 00:53:30,140
We're like, Yeah,
you know, we're going in Long Island.

1157
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:32,309
They're like,
Oh, you'll be in traffic all day.

1158
00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:34,678
That was the mileage traffic all day.

1159
00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:35,612
Could you. Imagine?

1160
00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:38,148
Like getting ready to leave for somewhere.

1161
00:53:38,682 --> 00:53:41,218
So it's like, Oh, well,
why are you leaving so early?

1162
00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:44,988
Oh, I got about
I got to had 35 miles, you know.

1163
00:53:46,590 --> 00:53:47,991
Like homework.

1164
00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:49,593
What the fuck does. That make sense?

1165
00:53:49,593 --> 00:53:52,095
That wouldn't work out here in California
because like, why you leave it's are like

1166
00:53:52,128 --> 00:53:53,730
I got about eight miles to.

1167
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:56,099
Go to take you very well.

1168
00:53:56,533 --> 00:53:58,802
Well, that's what I mean. It's just like.

1169
00:53:58,802 --> 00:54:00,537
It just. Doesn't make sense.

1170
00:54:00,537 --> 00:54:02,706
It doesn't translate to

1171
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,875
that. People are dumb, right? Yeah.

1172
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:10,580
If anybody if anybody does tell distance
by that that they're dumb.

1173
00:54:11,314 --> 00:54:13,183
If you heard it from your for me.

1174
00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:15,719
You flex doesn't fuck around your dumb.

1175
00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:16,820
Word.

1176
00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:20,190
You you're handling to go fuck yourself
underscore is in between.

1177
00:54:20,624 --> 00:54:23,593
What's funny is that fuck tonight
you're the same person,

1178
00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:26,363
but he's just a hotter,
younger male version of me

1179
00:54:27,364 --> 00:54:29,432
who's like the more positive about life.

1180
00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:32,302
But we're very similar
in our thoughts self I agree.

1181
00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:35,839
Fuck people, you're dumb.

1182
00:54:35,972 --> 00:54:38,141
You heard it here first,
but you positive assholes.

1183
00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:40,477
Who knew this would be such a touchy
subject?

1184
00:54:40,810 --> 00:54:41,344
Yeah.

1185
00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:44,981
Everyone's getting angry over here.

1186
00:54:44,981 --> 00:54:46,249
New York. Well, I hope.

1187
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:49,719
Yeah, I hope this podcast was good
for your eight mile commute.

1188
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,921
What are your 13?

1189
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:54,557
You fuck and 80 mile? I don't know.

1190
00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:56,760
Either way is around an hour. So

1191
00:54:57,894 --> 00:54:58,428
all this

1192
00:54:58,428 --> 00:55:01,431
is going to be so excited
that it went over 42 minutes.

1193
00:55:01,431 --> 00:55:05,568
Well, I'm going to be staring at my
computer, editing the single God dammit.

1194
00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:07,737
Shoes creaming in his pants over. There.

1195
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:09,105
Oh, my God.

1196
00:55:09,105 --> 00:55:10,440
Well, half of this is thanks to his.

1197
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,042
Voicemail and.

1198
00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:14,010
Podcasts are always longer
when Mel's involved.

1199
00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:15,912
Because I don't shut the fuck up.

1200
00:55:15,912 --> 00:55:17,881
You're well, that's true.
I was going to say it.

1201
00:55:17,881 --> 00:55:19,749
I was. Looking forward.

1202
00:55:19,749 --> 00:55:23,987
To completely hanging out
with Mel tonight, just basically

1203
00:55:24,187 --> 00:55:26,690
shooting the breeze
because it's so easy with her.

1204
00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:30,393
Yeah, it's very easy like that flex.

1205
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:31,861
I don't know if you know about that about.

1206
00:55:31,861 --> 00:55:37,500
She is a she's she's a wonderful, uh,
yeah wonderful addition to the trio.

1207
00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:38,601
That is true. That sort of.

1208
00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:39,602
It's Sunday morning.

1209
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:40,870
So there you go.

1210
00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:43,139
I'm going to easily like Sunday morning.

1211
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:44,407
No, that was good. Yeah.

1212
00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:47,677
I thought you were just going
to like transition out from that.

1213
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:48,211
That was what I.

1214
00:55:48,211 --> 00:55:52,282
Should of anybody with any comedic chops
whatsoever would have just been like,

1215
00:55:52,615 --> 00:55:53,249
keep going.

1216
00:55:53,249 --> 00:55:54,084
That makes it funnier.

1217
00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:55,618
And I was like, No one reacted.

1218
00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:57,487
Come on, fuckers.

1219
00:55:57,487 --> 00:55:59,522
I'm sitting over here with my jaw
in my lap.

1220
00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:00,857
Wow, that was.

1221
00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:02,926
Good, huh? Wow.

1222
00:56:02,926 --> 00:56:05,128
Wow, wow.

1223
00:56:05,128 --> 00:56:06,796
I've been doing that for, like, two weeks.

1224
00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:07,997
I can't stop doing it.

1225
00:56:09,232 --> 00:56:09,933
Well,

1226
00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:12,836
my kid, my kids say something to me,
and I'm just like, wow.

1227
00:56:13,603 --> 00:56:16,373
Like, fuck off, Dad.

1228
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,974
Well.

1229
00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:19,976
You sound like the guy from Marley and me.

1230
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:20,443
Let's

1231
00:56:22,912 --> 00:56:23,913
hear the. Music.

1232
00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:27,117
And then I'm just like, Wow.

1233
00:56:27,117 --> 00:56:28,651
Here comes the pain.

1234
00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:31,287
Thank you
all for listening, for sticking through.

1235
00:56:31,287 --> 00:56:35,492
And we appreciate you finding that crafty
Republican find mallet beer

1236
00:56:35,492 --> 00:56:39,095
girl underscore Melissa
thanks for hanging out with us

1237
00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:43,733
by flex on the Graham at flex
me a beer underscores

1238
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:48,571
in between I believe that 080553a beer
don't forget to call us

1239
00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:51,708
I hope everyone out there stays
very well hydrated.

1240
00:56:51,908 --> 00:57:02,819
And on that note, goodnight,
everybody, especially Vanessa.