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I like Topgolf,

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I like hitting a bucket of balls.

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I just like getting drunk and driving a golf cart.

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Like,

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where do I sign up for that?

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I do like getting drunk.

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Welcome in,

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everybody!

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It's the Craft Beer Republic.

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Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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There's everyone's favorite Tiger Woods of the West...

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Of the West?

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Of the Midwest.

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What's up,

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Flexi?

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Not much,

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just,

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uh...

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Uh,

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shaping up my swinging.

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My golf game.

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I shouldn't say swinging,

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that's something totally different.

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[laughter] Trying to shape up my golf game.

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[laughter] Going derry.

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Yeah,

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downhill right away.

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Yeah,

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started from the bottom,

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now we're lower.

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Uh,

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and then joining us from the land of five percenters...

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Everybody knows there's Miss Tipsy Socks.

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It's our friend Steph.

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What's happening?

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Hi,

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uh,

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beer is happening.

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Yay!

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Soon to be the land of a professional hockey team.

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That's the word on the street.

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But not a hockey show.

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I had no idea they were getting a professional hockey team.

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They're working on it,

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yeah.

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The Coyotes.

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Much better name than the Jazz.

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Now,

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the Jazz are originally from New Orleans.

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I know,

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and the Hornets are originally from Utah.

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And they actually,

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at one point,

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tried to switch their names back,

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and I think it was...

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But I think it was Utah that said,

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"No,

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we're not changing." I don't know.

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I didn't know that,

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actually.

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Yeah,

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the Hornets,

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when they moved to Louisiana,

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where the Jazz were originally from,

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when they moved back to Louisiana,

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they said,

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"Hey,

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do you guys want a Swapsy Doodle,

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since,

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like,

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this makes more sense?" Is that verbatim?

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Swapsy Doodle.

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Yeah,

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word for word.

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Check the transcript.

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"Hey,

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Sippity-bop-bop,

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what do you guys think?" Well,

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it's the Jazz.

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"Don't we give you some Swapsy Doodles on
the names?" He went straight from Louis to,

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like,

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Cosby.

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It got real rapey in here for a minute.

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But yeah,

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the Utah Jazz were like,

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"No,

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we're good being the Utah Jazz for no apparent reason." Right,

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it makes no sense,

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but it is what it is.

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They're the ones that shot it down.

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One of my favorite lines from basketball
is when they say the Jazz moved to Utah,

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where they don't allow music.

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You're not wrong.

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We like hymns.

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Hymns are good.

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And nothing else.

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Here we are.

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Oh,

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@craftbeerrepublic,

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@miss_tipsysocks,

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and flexmebeer_ is in between.

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Had to get the bidness done.

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And also,

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Steph is also on the Beer Nerd Radio.

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You're on,

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like,

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real radio,

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not fake radio like us.

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I am,

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like,

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live radio,

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no swearing allowed.

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I was going to say,

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is it hard not to swear?

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One time I said,

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"Fuck," on air,

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and I didn't sleep that night.

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Did the FCC call you the next day?

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No,

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"What happens?" And they're like,

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"Well,

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someone has to report it." And I was like,

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"Our listeners aren't going to report that,

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so I'm fine." Yeah,

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it does have to be reported before they'll do anything.

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And I think you have to get X amount of reports before they'll give a shit.

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It's rough.

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The FCC won't let me be,

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or let me be,

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so let me see.

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Think Slims.

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Which of us is the real Slim Chase?

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Oh,

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please stand up.

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Yeah,

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that would be my biggest fear about being on the radio,

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like,

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"Oh,

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I can't cuss?" Ugh.

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Yeah,

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it's rough.

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I've gotten pretty good.

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Yeah,

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I'm pretty good,

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I have to say.

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You did say "bass-ackwards" on the last show.

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Did you notice that?

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Oh,

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yeah,

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100%.

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I didn't know whether to make fun of you or be proud of you for that.

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Is that a Midwest thing?

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Because I say things like,

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"Yeah,

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no," and-- That's super Midwest.

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I just thought that was just normal.

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no,

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no,

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yeah.

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Yeah,

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it's a thing.

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No,

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no.

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No,

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no,

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no,

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no,

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no,

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no.

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What the fuck?

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You don't know who you're talking?

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All this slang?

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You guys are hardcore.

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Gangsta.

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Yeah.

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I'm more in a couple weeks-- well,

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a week,

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I think,

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at this point,

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as this drops.

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I have to officiate my sister's-- Flex,

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did you know my sister's getting married?

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What?

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Your sister?

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You got a sister?

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Yeah,

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I don't know.

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And she's getting married?

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Yeah,

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had no idea,

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right?

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That's crazy.

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No,

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God,

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no.

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I have to officiate the wedding.

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I'm like,

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even though I've written my whole thing,

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and I know what I'm going to say,

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and all I have to do is fucking read.

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All I got to do is read.

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I'm worried that there will be some sort of F-bomb that comes out somewhere,

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even though it's not written in the thing.

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Well,

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surely they know who your dad is by now,

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so I think they would get it.

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Do you guys have the same dad?

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oh,

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yeah.

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I mean,

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if what my mom says is true-- Potentially so.

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Yeah,

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same sparklets guy.

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So you'll be fine at it.

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It's like you're a man.

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Yeah,

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you'll be good.

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I'm sorry.

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What was that again?

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Yeah.

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I was going to say you're a man of words,

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and you have a way with words.

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You do.

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It mangled up into just-- That's how I'm going to sound after
I have a couple of beers and trying to officiate a wedding.

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it's going to be real great.

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Just try to pronounce Linenkugels.

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Or Cumulative.

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Cumulative?

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That was a tough one.

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That was a rough one last week,

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let me tell you.

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I am kind of pissed I haven't gotten an AI invite to the wedding.

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I can make it happen.

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Just a little sometimes,

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you know?

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You want to chat GBT eight paragraph long invitation?

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Well,

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yeah,

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just because-- Dear Mr.

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Flex.

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She's been getting married for so long now.

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Or actually it'd be Dear Mr.

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A-Beer.

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A-Beer,

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right.

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Yeah,

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we respectfully request your presence at
the most glorious of events taking place.

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I don't know.

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I'm going to stop there.

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Is that your official last name,

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A-Beer?

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Yes.

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On your birth certificate?

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Middle name is me.

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Yeah,

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it's Flex.

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Middle name me.

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Last name A-Beer.

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Mr.

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A-Beer.

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Yeah,

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Mr.

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A-Beer.

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It's a real thing.

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That's convenient.

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You chose the right Instagram hobby.

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Or I just was given the perfect name,

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you know?

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Yeah.

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Thanks to your parents for that one.

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Yeah,

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thanks,

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mom and dad.

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Yeah.

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Love you guys.

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Props,

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Mr.

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and Mrs.

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Flex.

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A-Beer.

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Me.

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A-Beer.

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Yeah,

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no.

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Is dad Flex Senior,

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or is there a lineage there?

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Yeah,

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I'm a second,

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but I don't like to brag about it.

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You're an A-Beer Junior?

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You're a MGD light?

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Not MGD.

296
00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,529
That shit's gross.

297
00:06:40,529 --> 00:06:41,170
High life.

298
00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:41,970
High life light.

299
00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:42,540
Yeah,

300
00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,810
MGD is nasty.

301
00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:44,850
Get it right.

302
00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:50,449
If there's anybody out there that could finish
a can of MGD and tell me they liked it,

303
00:06:50,449 --> 00:06:52,370
I'll give them a million dollars.

304
00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:54,209
I've never had an MGD.

305
00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:54,449
Oh,

306
00:06:54,449 --> 00:06:55,329
it's not good.

307
00:06:55,329 --> 00:06:55,500
Oh,

308
00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,769
you're missing out on nothing.

309
00:06:56,769 --> 00:07:01,329
It's like every other crap beer.

310
00:07:01,329 --> 00:07:05,009
It's almost as bad as drinking a Budweiser.

311
00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:07,329
It's terrible.

312
00:07:07,329 --> 00:07:09,009
Would you say it's like 1% less bad?

313
00:07:09,009 --> 00:07:10,290
Yes.

314
00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:10,769
Yeah.

315
00:07:10,769 --> 00:07:13,490
1% less bad than a regular Budweiser.

316
00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:17,730
I think Budweiser is the one macro beer I haven't had in the longest.

317
00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:20,209
There's reasons for that.

318
00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:20,550
Yeah,

319
00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:22,930
like I'll have some high lives or some banquet,

320
00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:24,050
whatever.

321
00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:28,050
Even a Bud Light here and there if I'm forced to.

322
00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:29,089
But a Budweiser,

323
00:07:29,089 --> 00:07:31,889
I can't tell you the last time I had a real Budweiser.

324
00:07:31,889 --> 00:07:36,370
The dive bars all serve like a banquet or a high life.

325
00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:37,889
Or if you go to a sporting event,

326
00:07:37,889 --> 00:07:39,410
it's like Bud Light or Coors Light.

327
00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:42,209
But like a solid Budweiser.

328
00:07:42,209 --> 00:07:43,610
And Budweiser growing up,

329
00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:44,110
man,

330
00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:44,750
what a facade,

331
00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:45,250
right?

332
00:07:47,829 --> 00:07:49,889
They had the best commercials.

333
00:07:49,889 --> 00:07:50,379
Yeah,

334
00:07:50,379 --> 00:07:51,889
the Clydesdales and the funny commercials.

335
00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:52,339
Right,

336
00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,449
you own the horses with fluffy feet?

337
00:07:54,449 --> 00:07:55,250
Come on.

338
00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,220
The what's up,

339
00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:56,769
guys?

340
00:07:56,769 --> 00:07:59,569
Those were great commercials.

341
00:07:59,569 --> 00:08:01,470
The chameleons,

342
00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:01,889
right?

343
00:08:01,889 --> 00:08:03,569
Some people forgot about the chameleon.

344
00:08:03,569 --> 00:08:04,769
They were just great.

345
00:08:04,769 --> 00:08:06,310
Steve Austin,

346
00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:08,660
not a wrestling show,

347
00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:08,850
but.

348
00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:09,410
Sometimes.

349
00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:10,040
Boy,

350
00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,170
that guy would just chug those things down,

351
00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:15,329
making them look like they're fucking the best,

352
00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:15,829
right?

353
00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:18,610
So when you turn 21,

354
00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:19,009
you're like,

355
00:08:19,009 --> 00:08:19,329
oh,

356
00:08:19,329 --> 00:08:19,569
man,

357
00:08:19,569 --> 00:08:21,089
I'm going to get a Budweiser.

358
00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:22,370
That'd be just like Stone Cold.

359
00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:22,930
That shit rocks,

360
00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:23,250
right?

361
00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,810
I'm going to call my buddies and go,

362
00:08:24,810 --> 00:08:25,569
what's up?

363
00:08:25,569 --> 00:08:25,810
Right?

364
00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:30,129
They're funny as hell and badass Stone Cold drinks them.

365
00:08:30,129 --> 00:08:32,529
So I'm going to be a funny badass now and drinking them.

366
00:08:32,529 --> 00:08:34,049
And you take one sip and you're just like.

367
00:08:34,049 --> 00:08:40,820
Almost like the noise,

368
00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:41,389
but more of a.

369
00:08:41,389 --> 00:08:46,029
The visual was better than anything.

370
00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,750
Sometimes I wish this was a video show just for the visuals,

371
00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:49,629
I guess.

372
00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:50,269
Yeah.

373
00:08:50,269 --> 00:08:51,309
Flex wins.

374
00:08:51,309 --> 00:08:51,710
Overall,

375
00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:53,070
it's probably best that it's not.

376
00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:53,629
Yes.

377
00:08:53,629 --> 00:08:54,509
All the listeners.

378
00:08:54,509 --> 00:08:54,990
Yeah.

379
00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:55,629
And viewers.

380
00:08:55,629 --> 00:08:56,370
Yeah,

381
00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:56,990
too.

382
00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:57,649
Every now and then,

383
00:08:57,649 --> 00:08:57,950
though,

384
00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:58,750
flex will get naked.

385
00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,669
I think that's when we'd really gain some viewership.

386
00:09:00,669 --> 00:09:02,110
Not tonight.

387
00:09:02,110 --> 00:09:02,360
Now,

388
00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,309
it's a little chilly tonight,

389
00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:03,950
but.

390
00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:04,679
But yeah,

391
00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,549
I have been known to do some skimmy shows.

392
00:09:07,549 --> 00:09:08,019
Yeah,

393
00:09:08,019 --> 00:09:09,870
sometimes in the summer.

394
00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:10,750
It's a little toasty.

395
00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:11,059
I mean,

396
00:09:11,059 --> 00:09:12,590
if you need somebody to be your third,

397
00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:13,090
I'm around.

398
00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,889
I got Steph and Mel and Erica.

399
00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:20,490
Why do all the girls want to be on this week?

400
00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:20,990
Oh,

401
00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:24,889
it's 98 degrees in Wisconsin.

402
00:09:24,889 --> 00:09:25,210
Got it.

403
00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:25,610
OK.

404
00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:26,330
I can't.

405
00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:28,970
I can't fight either Erica or Mel.

406
00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:30,570
They're both probably stronger than me.

407
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,210
So.

408
00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:31,490
Oh,

409
00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:32,009
yeah.

410
00:09:32,009 --> 00:09:34,090
The only thing I have going for me is I'm Samoan.

411
00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:35,850
Are you related to the rock by any chance?

412
00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:37,690
All Samoans are related.

413
00:09:37,690 --> 00:09:38,169
I was going to say.

414
00:09:38,169 --> 00:09:40,299
Come on,

415
00:09:40,299 --> 00:09:41,929
cuz.

416
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,409
Five degrees of separation.

417
00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,490
Ha ha ha.

418
00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:47,730
He's our Kevin Bacon,

419
00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:48,250
for sure.

420
00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:51,429
But way cooler.

421
00:09:51,429 --> 00:09:53,269
For sure.

422
00:09:53,269 --> 00:09:53,830
Yeah.

423
00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:54,190
I mean,

424
00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:54,789
I have one.

425
00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:59,029
I have Kevin Bacon once saved a town that couldn't dance.

426
00:09:59,029 --> 00:09:59,429
Listen,

427
00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:01,190
did you guys know he's coming back here?

428
00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:01,559
You know,

429
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,409
that town was in Utah,

430
00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:02,789
right?

431
00:10:02,789 --> 00:10:04,470
That makes sense.

432
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,669
The kids that live in that town have been appealing to him.

433
00:10:07,669 --> 00:10:08,070
Like,

434
00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:09,429
please come to our prom.

435
00:10:09,429 --> 00:10:10,429
And he said,

436
00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:10,720
yes,

437
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,830
he's come on.

438
00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:12,070
No,

439
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,190
I'm dead serious.

440
00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,950
I think I'd rather have the rock at my prom.

441
00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:15,450
Same.

442
00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:17,029
Who are we kidding?

443
00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:17,470
Oh,

444
00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:18,870
but you know what?

445
00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:19,990
Not a Kevin Bacon show.

446
00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,830
Not a Kevin Bacon show.

447
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,990
But it would kill me if he was in,

448
00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:24,149
like,

449
00:10:24,149 --> 00:10:27,029
the middle of a gymnasium and he just yelled,

450
00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:29,580
"Let's dance!" You know,

451
00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:33,029
I think I would be able to die happy.

452
00:10:33,029 --> 00:10:33,669
It's happening.

453
00:10:33,669 --> 00:10:34,149
It's gonna happen.

454
00:10:34,149 --> 00:10:36,629
It's like right there on the gymnasium floor.

455
00:10:36,629 --> 00:10:37,590
Just I'll die.

456
00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:38,370
Just scream,

457
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:40,740
"Let's dance." It's like an hour from my house,

458
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,149
Lehigh,

459
00:10:41,149 --> 00:10:41,590
Utah.

460
00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:42,149
It's happening.

461
00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:42,679
Gonna try and,

462
00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:42,919
like,

463
00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:44,629
dress super young and walk into the dance.

464
00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:45,070
"I don't care." No,

465
00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:46,789
I'm gonna stay as far away as possible.

466
00:10:46,789 --> 00:10:50,070
Not interested.

467
00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:50,570
Yes,

468
00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:52,389
I go to this school.

469
00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:56,149
She sounds like a drunk Alaskan person all of a sudden.

470
00:10:56,149 --> 00:10:58,149
I knew you were gonna say that.

471
00:10:58,149 --> 00:11:00,710
I've only had two beers today.

472
00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,230
Please pour me another.

473
00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:02,590
No,

474
00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:04,389
I'm gonna stay home.

475
00:11:04,389 --> 00:11:05,029
Thanks.

476
00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:05,590
Smart.

477
00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:06,629
Smart choice.

478
00:11:06,629 --> 00:11:07,019
All right,

479
00:11:07,019 --> 00:11:07,750
speaking of beers.

480
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,070
Not a Kevin Bacon show.

481
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:28,059
Oh,

482
00:11:28,059 --> 00:11:28,309
man.

483
00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:29,110
I am drinking.

484
00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:31,909
Imprint Beer Company,

485
00:11:31,909 --> 00:11:34,389
collaboration with Vitamin C Brewing.

486
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,070
Squid Prince.

487
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:36,710
Flex,

488
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:39,909
this is eight and a half percent.

489
00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:40,629
Hell yeah.

490
00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:41,129
That's a four,

491
00:11:41,129 --> 00:11:41,320
one,

492
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:41,590
three,

493
00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:42,230
and untapped,

494
00:11:42,230 --> 00:11:43,029
they say.

495
00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:46,549
We reprised a 2021 Haze It Forward collab.

496
00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,909
Concocted with our mass buddies,

497
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,350
Vitamin C Brewing.

498
00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:52,470
Double dry hopped.

499
00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:54,809
Wouldn't it be weird if it was Vitamin C,

500
00:11:54,809 --> 00:11:57,190
the late 90s pop star that they collaborated with?

501
00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:58,070
With the orange hair?

502
00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,509
Glad it's not.

503
00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:00,710
She was great.

504
00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:01,429
That'd be wild.

505
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,179
Double dry hopped with Rojaca,

506
00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:03,639
Citra,

507
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:04,629
and El Dorado.

508
00:12:04,629 --> 00:12:05,750
Huge pineapple,

509
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:06,090
peach,

510
00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,269
vanilla ice cream,

511
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:09,269
and misty orange grove.

512
00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:11,269
Maritime bliss.

513
00:12:11,269 --> 00:12:12,230
I want some.

514
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,309
That is like a sweet summer day.

515
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,789
Like a hoppy dessert.

516
00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:18,350
So on the schnaz,

517
00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,009
I get a lot of like,

518
00:12:20,009 --> 00:12:23,029
it's like a peachy creaminess.

519
00:12:23,029 --> 00:12:24,710
I guess that's the peach vanilla ice cream.

520
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:25,019
Ooh,

521
00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:27,429
really getting the peach coming through.

522
00:12:27,429 --> 00:12:30,230
What if they collab with 112 on that too?

523
00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:30,529
Oh,

524
00:12:30,529 --> 00:12:31,909
peaches and cream.

525
00:12:31,909 --> 00:12:33,590
Daddy like.

526
00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:34,389
Oh boy.

527
00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:35,190
Not creepy at all.

528
00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,809
The tongue dropper,

529
00:12:36,809 --> 00:12:38,730
you get a little of that,

530
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:42,389
but a lot more pineapple and a lot more orange.

531
00:12:42,389 --> 00:12:46,549
Very citrusy and a little dank on the finish.

532
00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:47,190
It's nice.

533
00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:48,710
Nice for an eight and a half percenter.

534
00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:52,149
This is going to come back to haunt me halfway through the show.

535
00:12:52,149 --> 00:12:52,629
It's okay.

536
00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:53,590
We're happy.

537
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:54,309
I'm excited.

538
00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:55,669
I can't wait for that to happen.

539
00:12:55,669 --> 00:12:56,870
As I try to read a story,

540
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:57,299
it's like,

541
00:12:57,299 --> 00:12:57,860
"Ugh,

542
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,029
cumulative." Yeah,

543
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,830
it'd be great.

544
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:02,610
So anyways,

545
00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:03,909
this is delicious.

546
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,590
You'll never live that one down.

547
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:09,110
I'm glad I was here for it.

548
00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:09,610
Yeah.

549
00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:12,389
I thought you were speaking a different language.

550
00:13:12,389 --> 00:13:13,590
Akuma to lively.

551
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,309
Hakuna Matata.

552
00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:17,059
Last week's show,

553
00:13:17,059 --> 00:13:19,120
if you guys don't know what we're talking about,

554
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,549
go back to 404.

555
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,470
Yeah.

556
00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:23,909
Not embarrassing whatsoever.

557
00:13:23,909 --> 00:13:26,149
My abilities to not speak.

558
00:13:26,149 --> 00:13:26,799
Oh,

559
00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:28,149
what's going on?

560
00:13:28,149 --> 00:13:30,129
You guys doing any good research lately,

561
00:13:30,129 --> 00:13:30,789
Stephanie?

562
00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:32,389
Good Utah beer research.

563
00:13:32,389 --> 00:13:36,879
So you mentioned that I do a radio show about beer,

564
00:13:36,879 --> 00:13:37,269
right?

565
00:13:37,269 --> 00:13:38,789
And we do research.

566
00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:40,629
You guys drink the good shit on that show.

567
00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:42,629
We do.

568
00:13:42,629 --> 00:13:44,470
We had some great beers last week.

569
00:13:44,529 --> 00:13:47,190
My co-host does a feature called New Beer Friday.

570
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:53,269
And so he checks out every single new beer that he
can get his hands on in the Utah brewing community.

571
00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:54,309
I don't like that.

572
00:13:54,309 --> 00:13:54,549
I might steal that.

573
00:13:54,549 --> 00:13:58,070
Sometimes I join him and sometimes I'm unable to.

574
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:01,269
But it's all about the research.

575
00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:01,509
Oh,

576
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:02,629
it's so important.

577
00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:05,429
You got to learn about all the things you're going to talk about.

578
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:05,629
Uh,

579
00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:06,950
I can't remember any of them.

580
00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,330
Fair.

581
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,830
Not because they were bad,

582
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,750
but because I have no brain cells left.

583
00:14:11,889 --> 00:14:12,019
Well,

584
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:12,419
you know,

585
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,669
a little hydration happened.

586
00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:14,009
And,

587
00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:14,450
uh,

588
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:14,870
yeah.

589
00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:15,590
Yep.

590
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:16,549
Is there any weird?

591
00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:17,509
I don't know if you know this answer.

592
00:14:17,509 --> 00:14:20,950
Is any weird FCC rules about drinking on the radio?

593
00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:21,830
I don't think so.

594
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:22,789
Because I know on TV,

595
00:14:22,789 --> 00:14:25,110
I think you can't do it before 10 o'clock.

596
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:28,230
You shouldn't drink on the radio because you might break it.

597
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:28,950
You're on it.

598
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,070
Or you might actually cuss.

599
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:30,629
But yeah,

600
00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:31,620
we do have teeny,

601
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,080
teeny,

602
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,669
tiny little tasting tables.

603
00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:38,629
That was a lot of teeth that are far away from the soundboard.

604
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,149
We're very careful about that.

605
00:14:40,159 --> 00:14:40,669
So yeah,

606
00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:41,000
I'm,

607
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,149
I'm super smart.

608
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:45,590
My glass is about four inches from the mixing board right now.

609
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:46,149
Yeah.

610
00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:46,450
It's,

611
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,509
we're very careful.

612
00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:48,169
Uh,

613
00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:54,549
there are big signs around the studio that
say no beverages except for beer nerd radio.

614
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:54,700
Oh,

615
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,350
that's awesome.

616
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:55,590
Wow.

617
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,470
That's cool.

618
00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:56,710
Right.

619
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:59,750
I've never been allowed to do something different than anybody else before.

620
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,870
It's first in my life.

621
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:02,710
In my 58 years of life.

622
00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:06,070
Don't sell yourself short.

623
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,350
We know you're 73.

624
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,350
I look so good for my age.

625
00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,110
Hottest 73 year old ever.

626
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,129
Like that,

627
00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:15,110
that 27 minute scare skincare routine you have going on.

628
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:17,750
It's doing its job.

629
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,470
It works.

630
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,070
There's a lot of collagen involved.

631
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:23,190
A lot of hydrolonic acid as the commercials say.

632
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,070
Exactly.

633
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:24,490
So yes,

634
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,070
research is part of my life.

635
00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:26,710
Love it.

636
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,220
I love that I can say hydrolonic,

637
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,350
but not cumulative.

638
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,710
It's okay.

639
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:34,309
I can't say circumference unless I think about it.

640
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,269
You just said it though.

641
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,350
My mouth wants to say circumference,

642
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,750
which is not the word.

643
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,710
Not the same.

644
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:41,190
No.

645
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:41,509
Yeah.

646
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:41,809
Flex,

647
00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:43,750
would you like to correct both of us today?

648
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:44,149
Probably.

649
00:15:44,149 --> 00:15:44,759
No,

650
00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:46,629
great work.

651
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,070
All right.

652
00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:48,429
Flex,

653
00:15:48,429 --> 00:15:49,600
any research over there,

654
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,070
fella?

655
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:53,830
Aside from just some golf beers?

656
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:54,070
No.

657
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:57,590
But Eagle Park is having their joint festival.

658
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,250
I'm sorry,

659
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,029
coming in?

660
00:15:59,029 --> 00:15:59,269
Right.

661
00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:00,639
Or shit,

662
00:16:00,639 --> 00:16:01,720
having,

663
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,460
had,

664
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,429
had.

665
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,389
It's a joint festival?

666
00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:04,850
No,

667
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:06,149
I'm sorry.

668
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:07,350
Cut this part out.

669
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:08,389
It was last weekend.

670
00:16:08,389 --> 00:16:11,429
But also joint festival?

671
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:11,990
Right.

672
00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:12,309
Okay.

673
00:16:12,309 --> 00:16:13,429
So they call it joint fest.

674
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:14,389
All right.

675
00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:15,029
So they had it.

676
00:16:15,029 --> 00:16:15,669
It already happened.

677
00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:16,470
It was fantastic.

678
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:16,710
Right.

679
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:17,909
Tell us about it.

680
00:16:17,909 --> 00:16:23,350
So they collab with like 12 breweries around the country.

681
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,269
And roll the world's biggest joint.

682
00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:25,720
Most,

683
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,429
like some in-state people,

684
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:29,029
some out-of-state peeps.

685
00:16:29,129 --> 00:16:32,950
And then they release these 12 packs.

686
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,139
It's two six packs,

687
00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:36,149
but six plus six equals 12.

688
00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:37,669
Thanks for the help on that.

689
00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:38,440
Well,

690
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:38,929
hey,

691
00:16:38,929 --> 00:16:43,990
maybe you didn't know that it was a cumulatively.

692
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,990
A cumulatively?

693
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:46,309
Yeah.

694
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:46,730
Community,

695
00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:47,110
I got it.

696
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,070
Maybe you didn't know it.

697
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:50,470
So I'm just teaching you.

698
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:55,830
And so I haven't researched the joint beers yet.

699
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:57,909
I'm still confused about the joint,

700
00:16:57,909 --> 00:16:58,789
the word joint.

701
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,669
Is this collaboration or like Cheech and Chong?

702
00:17:01,669 --> 00:17:03,509
It's like a play on words.

703
00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:05,240
It's like a twofer,

704
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,769
like a innuendo,

705
00:17:06,769 --> 00:17:08,070
if you will.

706
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,420
Right,

707
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,950
right.

708
00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:12,230
That was impressive.

709
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:12,950
It was really good.

710
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:13,549
So yeah,

711
00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:14,440
so I'm just,

712
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,950
I will eventually get my hands on that.

713
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:19,990
And then I'll do a little flexi research.

714
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:20,789
Nice.

715
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:21,269
Yeah.

716
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:22,950
I like a little flexi research.

717
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:23,910
Cheers to the future.

718
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,359
Run for it,

719
00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:25,990
Marty.

720
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,269
I had to do a little work traveling last week.

721
00:17:29,269 --> 00:17:30,119
I was at,

722
00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:32,789
I had to go up north to the San Francisco area.

723
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:33,509
I was in the Bay Area.

724
00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:35,589
But on the way up there,

725
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:39,589
so I stopped at the airport bar before I left town.

726
00:17:39,589 --> 00:17:41,589
I was having a beverage or two.

727
00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:42,200
The lady next,

728
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,019
this is the best,

729
00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:43,990
the lady sits down next to me.

730
00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:44,529
She goes,

731
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:45,069
you know,

732
00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:46,950
she ordered her like Jack and Diet,

733
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:47,849
whatever,

734
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:48,710
pounds it.

735
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,069
The thing is gone in minutes.

736
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:50,890
The bartender comes up,

737
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:51,269
she goes,

738
00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:51,509
"Hey,

739
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:52,890
you want another soda?" Lady goes,

740
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:58,789
"Huh?" "Do you want another Diet Pepsi?" "What?" "Do you
want another soda?" It finally clicks for the customer.

741
00:17:58,789 --> 00:17:59,109
She goes,

742
00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:01,990
"That's why it tasted so weak.

743
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:06,940
I thought I was just an alcoholic and couldn't taste the booze." Bartender goes,

744
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:07,500
"Oh,

745
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,269
I'm so sorry.

746
00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:11,430
I even repeated back to you Diet Pepsi.

747
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:12,150
And you said,

748
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:12,509
yes,

749
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,150
I thought you just wanted a Diet Pepsi.

750
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,819
What was it supposed to be?" She goes,

751
00:18:15,819 --> 00:18:20,470
"A Jack and Diet Pepsi." So she got herself
a free soda before the real drink came.

752
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,470
Jack and Pepsi?

753
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,230
Drinking Jack and Pepsi?

754
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:24,440
Well,

755
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,509
they didn't have Coke at the bar.

756
00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:26,619
She just said,

757
00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:27,539
"Diet." And she goes,

758
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,390
"We have Diet Pepsi.

759
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,230
Is that okay?" Like,

760
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:30,150
nobody wants Pepsi.

761
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:30,549
It's...

762
00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:30,789
No,

763
00:18:30,789 --> 00:18:31,910
Pepsi is the worst.

764
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,109
It's the worst.

765
00:18:33,109 --> 00:18:33,750
I mean,

766
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,430
Diet Pepsi is good.

767
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:35,849
No,

768
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:36,630
Flex.

769
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:37,589
Over Diet Coke?

770
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:38,549
Coke Zero.

771
00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:40,869
I grew up a Pepsi drinker.

772
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,150
We were a Pepsi household.

773
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:43,009
No,

774
00:18:43,009 --> 00:18:44,549
nope.

775
00:18:44,549 --> 00:18:45,589
Coke all the way.

776
00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:46,069
Sorry.

777
00:18:46,069 --> 00:18:50,549
Like nothing hits like a cheese quesadilla and an ice cold Pepsi.

778
00:18:50,549 --> 00:18:52,390
How about a cheese quesadilla and a Coke?

779
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:52,710
There you go.

780
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:52,890
No,

781
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:53,670
I'm telling you.

782
00:18:55,029 --> 00:19:00,230
Something about the Pepsi and the cheese quesadilla just fucking smacks.

783
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:02,069
That what he just said sounded...

784
00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:05,430
Christopher Walken's voice came for some reason.

785
00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:09,589
I can't do a Christopher Walken impersonation or I would,

786
00:19:09,589 --> 00:19:10,710
but yeah.

787
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:11,589
Quesadilla.

788
00:19:11,589 --> 00:19:17,670
When he said there's something about a cheese quesadilla and a Pepsi.

789
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:18,710
I'm not going to try.

790
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:18,890
No,

791
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,349
me neither.

792
00:19:19,349 --> 00:19:19,680
Well,

793
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,769
I'm sorry to hear that,

794
00:19:20,769 --> 00:19:21,269
Flex.

795
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:24,869
I've been good while it lasted.

796
00:19:24,869 --> 00:19:25,829
I'll see myself out.

797
00:19:25,829 --> 00:19:29,990
So while I was up there working,

798
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:34,069
I found this place called Wondrous Brewing.

799
00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:34,710
Stumbled in.

800
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,390
Delicious.

801
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:38,869
I think I impressed the beer tender a little bit.

802
00:19:38,869 --> 00:19:39,990
Obviously he didn't know who I was.

803
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:40,950
I'm a big shot,

804
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,890
but I walked in and I was like,

805
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,089
"Hey,

806
00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:44,079
can I get a flight?" He goes,

807
00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:44,299
"Well,

808
00:19:44,299 --> 00:19:44,950
we don't do flights,

809
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,349
but you kind of like piece it out individually." I was like,

810
00:19:47,349 --> 00:19:48,549
"All right." I'd never been there.

811
00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:49,589
I wanted to try a few things.

812
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,309
So I ordered three or four.

813
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:53,809
I got the Hellas,

814
00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:54,599
a Pale,

815
00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:55,210
an IPA,

816
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,750
and one of the other lagers.

817
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,390
I can't remember.

818
00:19:58,390 --> 00:19:58,650
Oh,

819
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,309
they're a dark Czech lager.

820
00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:00,769
I was like,

821
00:20:00,769 --> 00:20:01,430
"How's that?

822
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:02,849
Am I missing anything?" He's like,

823
00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:03,180
"No,

824
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,880
you really covered the board." I'm like,

825
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,789
"I want to try everything." But really good.

826
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,509
Wondrous Brewing.

827
00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:09,890
Got a four pack to go because Southwest,

828
00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:11,990
you can check your bags for free.

829
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,710
So I always smuggle booze home whenever I'm on the road.

830
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:20,230
Throw some cans in a trash bag from the hotel room and wrap
them up under my jacket in the suitcase and check the bag.

831
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:20,920
Well,

832
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,390
it's really late for the airport.

833
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,990
Did not have time to check my bag,

834
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:28,309
which I ended up missing my flight.

835
00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:28,950
Spoiler alert.

836
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:33,029
So I could have checked my bag because then I had to take a later flight.

837
00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:35,319
I get up to TSA and I was like,

838
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:35,930
"Hey,

839
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,549
but I have beer in my luggage.

840
00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:43,829
It's very much sealed in a can that could not
have been opened without being very opened,

841
00:20:43,829 --> 00:20:45,250
like a beer can." And he goes,

842
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,319
"You can let it go through,

843
00:20:46,319 --> 00:20:48,410
but they're going to take it from you up there." I was like,

844
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:50,069
"Any chance they won't take it from me?

845
00:20:50,069 --> 00:20:52,109
Or if I declare it or take it out,

846
00:20:52,109 --> 00:20:54,569
I can take it with me?" He's like,

847
00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:55,019
"No,

848
00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:55,910
they'll throw it away.

849
00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:57,319
You might as well just throw it away here." I said,

850
00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:57,829
"All right,

851
00:20:57,829 --> 00:21:01,579
any chance I could just hand it to you and you
could take it home and drink it?" And he goes,

852
00:21:01,579 --> 00:21:01,880
"Oh,

853
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,039
I wish." I'm like,

854
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:05,910
"I don't think you understand how much I don't want to throw this beer away.

855
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:09,109
Can I set it behind the trash can?

856
00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:10,809
And then on your lunch break,

857
00:21:10,809 --> 00:21:13,089
you come snag it or something?" He's like,

858
00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:14,950
"Nah." He's laughing with me.

859
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:16,069
So we were having a good time.

860
00:21:16,069 --> 00:21:16,289
I said,

861
00:21:16,289 --> 00:21:16,509
"Well,

862
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,109
here's the thing.

863
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,190
As you can see,

864
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:20,230
this isn't a very clean bag right now.

865
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:23,670
If I put it in the trash can and you happen
to come back to this trash can later,

866
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:29,109
they will still be in the bag and very safe from
whatever anybody else has thrown away in this trash can.

867
00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:33,190
And I'm going to go ahead and think that you drank
them tonight." I felt so bad throwing them away.

868
00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:34,309
That's terrible.

869
00:21:34,309 --> 00:21:36,509
The last time I was in California,

870
00:21:36,509 --> 00:21:43,509
I went drinking on my way to the airport and
forgot how much beer was in my carry-on bag.

871
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,819
So I accidentally signed up for Clear,

872
00:21:46,819 --> 00:21:47,910
but that's another story.

873
00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:49,349
I went to go through...

874
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,430
And now you're paying 20 bucks a month.

875
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:53,710
I went to go through Clear and I was like,

876
00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:53,990
"Shit,

877
00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:58,789
I have beer in my bag." And I'd stopped at Pure Project and I was like,

878
00:21:58,789 --> 00:21:59,990
"I have beer in my bag.

879
00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,509
I did the exact same thing.

880
00:22:01,509 --> 00:22:02,809
Is there any way?" And they were like,

881
00:22:02,809 --> 00:22:03,500
"No." And I was like,

882
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,730
"I don't want to just throw it away." And the girl said,

883
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:06,190
"I mean,

884
00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:09,470
if you leave it next to this garbage can right here next to me,

885
00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:14,740
then maybe someone will find it." And I felt better because,

886
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:15,039
yeah,

887
00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:17,109
I don't want to just throw away great beer.

888
00:22:17,109 --> 00:22:17,349
Yeah.

889
00:22:17,349 --> 00:22:18,869
I had one at the hotel room,

890
00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:20,470
which meant there was three cans left.

891
00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:25,349
And I felt so horrible because it was the last four-pack of that specific beer.

892
00:22:25,349 --> 00:22:25,950
I was like,

893
00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,650
"So not only am I wasting beer,

894
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,690
I'm wasting the last four-pack." Oh,

895
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:30,230
so mad.

896
00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:33,109
It hurts your soul a little bit.

897
00:22:33,109 --> 00:22:33,589
It does.

898
00:22:33,589 --> 00:22:34,230
And look,

899
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:36,869
I threw away maybe $15 worth of beer.

900
00:22:36,869 --> 00:22:38,089
Financially,

901
00:22:38,089 --> 00:22:39,029
not a huge loss.

902
00:22:39,029 --> 00:22:40,009
Not a huge loss,

903
00:22:40,009 --> 00:22:40,549
right.

904
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,839
But here I am a week later,

905
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,950
still killing me deep inside.

906
00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:47,750
I feel so bad that I had to throw that beer away.

907
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:48,000
Well,

908
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,349
you know what kind of cheapskate I am,

909
00:22:49,349 --> 00:22:49,670
man.

910
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:52,470
That would haunt me for weeks.

911
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:53,750
It is haunting me for weeks.

912
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,109
Knowing that I would just have to...

913
00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:58,470
Can you even consider that wasting?

914
00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:01,269
There's got to be a worse word for it.

915
00:23:01,269 --> 00:23:03,509
I think it's a crime against humanity.

916
00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:04,630
Neglect.

917
00:23:04,630 --> 00:23:05,190
Yeah.

918
00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:06,309
Alcohol abuse.

919
00:23:06,309 --> 00:23:06,569
Oh,

920
00:23:06,569 --> 00:23:07,589
it's terrible.

921
00:23:07,589 --> 00:23:08,819
That's a different kind of abuse,

922
00:23:08,819 --> 00:23:09,319
but yes.

923
00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:11,109
Still abusive.

924
00:23:11,109 --> 00:23:12,069
So anyways,

925
00:23:12,069 --> 00:23:12,869
Wondrous Brewing,

926
00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:13,829
if you happen to be listening.

927
00:23:13,829 --> 00:23:14,619
First of all,

928
00:23:14,619 --> 00:23:15,750
your beer is fantastic.

929
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:18,150
And I'm so sorry I had to waste it,

930
00:23:18,150 --> 00:23:21,349
especially since I ended up missing my flight anyways.

931
00:23:21,349 --> 00:23:22,109
Yeah,

932
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,269
that's the worst.

933
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:23,990
That's a little bit...

934
00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:26,309
We got done at work a little early and I was like,

935
00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:26,470
"Oh,

936
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:30,390
let's try and get you on an earlier flight,"
because we were going out of town that night.

937
00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:30,960
I was like,

938
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,309
"Okay,

939
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:34,470
great." Should have stayed on my original
flight and brought my beer home with me.

940
00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:35,640
All right,

941
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,269
before we find out what Steph's drinking over there...

942
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:42,470
Ludicrous Libation Law.

943
00:23:42,470 --> 00:23:43,740
This one comes,

944
00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:44,319
surprise,

945
00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:45,170
surprise,

946
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:45,990
from Utah.

947
00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:47,230
Apparently,

948
00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:49,069
for restaurants,

949
00:23:49,069 --> 00:23:56,309
it is illegal to offer alcohol beverage lists
unless a customer specifically requests one.

950
00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:57,269
I didn't know that.

951
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:57,500
Well,

952
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,309
now you have homework.

953
00:23:58,309 --> 00:23:58,789
I...

954
00:23:58,789 --> 00:23:58,970
No,

955
00:23:58,970 --> 00:23:59,509
there's a...

956
00:23:59,509 --> 00:23:59,789
No,

957
00:23:59,789 --> 00:24:01,269
I don't think...

958
00:24:01,269 --> 00:24:02,150
Is that right?

959
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,690
So if you go to a restaurant,

960
00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:06,630
will they just have a wine list or a beer list on the table?

961
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:06,970
Yeah,

962
00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:07,750
on the table.

963
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:08,470
Already there?

964
00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:10,390
Are you telling me the internet was wrong?

965
00:24:10,390 --> 00:24:11,910
I don't feel like that's right because...

966
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:17,349
But now I'm guessing it because the restaurant
we go to most often is actually a brewery,

967
00:24:17,349 --> 00:24:19,430
but it's also a restaurant.

968
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:21,089
But when I sit down at the table,

969
00:24:21,089 --> 00:24:25,589
there is an alcohol list on the table.

970
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,150
But there are often times when I'm like,

971
00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:30,869
do you..." Is it a brewery or a restaurant though?

972
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:31,750
It's both.

973
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:32,940
So they are a brewery,

974
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:34,630
but they're also a restaurant.

975
00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:35,349
So I don't know.

976
00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:37,670
There are times though when I sit down and I'm like,

977
00:24:37,670 --> 00:24:37,829
"Hey,

978
00:24:37,829 --> 00:24:39,220
do you guys have a beer list?" And they're like,

979
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:39,450
"Oh yeah,

980
00:24:39,450 --> 00:24:41,400
let me grab it for you." But it always seems like,

981
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:41,650
"Oh,

982
00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:45,190
we forgot to leave it on the table." So I don't know.

983
00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:45,440
Yeah,

984
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,710
just like the ketchup bottles.

985
00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:50,519
Totally the same thing.

986
00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:50,839
Right?

987
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:51,289
Like,

988
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:54,920
why do you go into a restaurant and they just don't have it on the table?

989
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,289
Like,

990
00:24:55,289 --> 00:24:57,079
they make you fucking ask for it.

991
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:57,420
Like,

992
00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:59,240
it is going to cost them something.

993
00:24:59,240 --> 00:24:59,609
Like,

994
00:24:59,609 --> 00:24:59,910
"Oh,

995
00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:03,559
this guy looks like he's going to use way too much ketchup.

996
00:25:03,559 --> 00:25:05,240
Better not put it on the table.

997
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,650
That one's really going to bite us in the pocket." To be fair,

998
00:25:08,650 --> 00:25:09,119
Flex,

999
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,720
you do look like a man who uses way too much ketchup.

1000
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,119
I'm going to leave.

1001
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,420
Flex is like,

1002
00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:20,839
"I see your Heinz 57." I do enjoy me a lot of ketchup.

1003
00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:22,920
I am not a ketchup eater at this point in life.

1004
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,200
I like it.

1005
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,559
I don't like the smell.

1006
00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:26,839
The smell is too much.

1007
00:25:26,839 --> 00:25:28,200
What's wrong with the smell?

1008
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:28,920
It's too sweet.

1009
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,079
It smells like wet sugar.

1010
00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:31,390
Yeah,

1011
00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:32,119
she's right.

1012
00:25:32,519 --> 00:25:32,839
Huh?

1013
00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:33,349
To me,

1014
00:25:33,349 --> 00:25:34,920
it's like kid food.

1015
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,480
Agreed.

1016
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,769
I like ketchup on my french fries and my hamburgers,

1017
00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:40,599
but that's it.

1018
00:25:40,599 --> 00:25:42,359
That's what I'm saying.

1019
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,920
It's not like I eat ketchup with everything.

1020
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,690
When I was younger,

1021
00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:46,039
I did.

1022
00:25:46,039 --> 00:25:47,240
Just most things.

1023
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:47,539
No,

1024
00:25:47,539 --> 00:25:48,759
that's not true.

1025
00:25:48,759 --> 00:25:49,079
All right.

1026
00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:50,680
What about ketchup on eggs?

1027
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:50,920
No.

1028
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,000
So gross.

1029
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,519
I don't do it anymore.

1030
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:54,880
Oh,

1031
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:55,240
no,

1032
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,799
but you did it once upon a time.

1033
00:25:57,799 --> 00:25:58,000
Oh,

1034
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,359
yeah.

1035
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,599
A little broken egg yolk and some ketchup.

1036
00:26:01,319 --> 00:26:02,200
What a combo.

1037
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,960
I'm going to throw up now.

1038
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,799
What about ketchup on your mac and cheese?

1039
00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:06,359
You ever do that?

1040
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:06,589
Oh,

1041
00:26:06,589 --> 00:26:06,839
no.

1042
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:10,039
The fuck is wrong with you?

1043
00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:11,880
Are you broken?

1044
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,279
There's got to be somebody out there who used to do that,

1045
00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:14,519
too.

1046
00:26:14,519 --> 00:26:16,119
It was like a normal thing in the house.

1047
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,079
That is so gross.

1048
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:18,079
It was normal at my house,

1049
00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:18,759
but not for me.

1050
00:26:18,759 --> 00:26:19,210
I never,

1051
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:19,640
ever.

1052
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,450
See,

1053
00:26:20,450 --> 00:26:21,230
see,

1054
00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:21,640
see.

1055
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,599
Abnormally normal.

1056
00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:24,119
It's a normal thing.

1057
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:24,920
We're going to move on.

1058
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,119
It's just so gross.

1059
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:26,569
Yeah,

1060
00:26:26,569 --> 00:26:27,640
that's awful.

1061
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,720
I don't do this stuff anymore.

1062
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:32,119
But I had once in my life.

1063
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,880
But you speak of it fondly.

1064
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,440
He does.

1065
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,119
He sounds like he's reminiscing.

1066
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:36,440
Yeah.

1067
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:36,720
Well,

1068
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,079
I mean,

1069
00:26:37,079 --> 00:26:40,279
I used to be really gross when I was a kid.

1070
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,680
And now it gets worse.

1071
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:42,940
Oh,

1072
00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:45,079
this is like when I was really young.

1073
00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:46,150
I used to love butter,

1074
00:26:46,150 --> 00:26:46,680
right?

1075
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,640
Like butter.

1076
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,079
Did you just eat butter with a spoon?

1077
00:26:49,079 --> 00:26:49,539
No,

1078
00:26:49,539 --> 00:26:51,880
I like a butter knife.

1079
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,289
You know,

1080
00:26:52,289 --> 00:26:54,039
you take a honk out of the spoon.

1081
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:54,839
A honk.

1082
00:26:54,839 --> 00:26:56,759
That's the second time I've heard this word ever.

1083
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:59,000
And the first time was straight from Flex.

1084
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,200
Yeah.

1085
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,680
So I would butter a piece of bread and then
I would catch up another piece of bread.

1086
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,599
And then I would.

1087
00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:08,039
You did you just verb?

1088
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:11,079
Did you just verb a noun again?

1089
00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:12,839
Yeah.

1090
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:13,640
And then I would.

1091
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,559
I would bread those pieces together.

1092
00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:20,839
And I would have myself a little ketchup butter sandwich.

1093
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:21,609
Oh,

1094
00:27:21,609 --> 00:27:22,519
my.

1095
00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:24,650
Oh,

1096
00:27:24,650 --> 00:27:26,490
my.

1097
00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:27,210
What?

1098
00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:31,529
This is the shortest episode of this podcast ever.

1099
00:27:31,529 --> 00:27:31,970
Good night,

1100
00:27:31,970 --> 00:27:32,490
everybody.

1101
00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:36,109
What?

1102
00:27:36,109 --> 00:27:38,250
Ketchup and butter?

1103
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:39,529
Part of me wants to ask more.

1104
00:27:39,529 --> 00:27:41,690
And the other part of me wants to go throw up right now.

1105
00:27:41,690 --> 00:27:43,690
Don't knock it until you try it.

1106
00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:44,809
I'm going to not try it.

1107
00:27:44,809 --> 00:27:46,410
I'm still knocking it.

1108
00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:47,450
I'm going to keep knocking it.

1109
00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:48,009
Yeah.

1110
00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:48,509
Oh,

1111
00:27:48,509 --> 00:27:50,329
my childhood.

1112
00:27:50,329 --> 00:27:52,250
I I've always looked up to Flex.

1113
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,049
I don't know him well,

1114
00:27:53,049 --> 00:27:54,650
but I always thought he was great.

1115
00:27:54,779 --> 00:27:55,609
This is where it ends.

1116
00:27:55,609 --> 00:27:58,890
Good while it lasted.

1117
00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:01,049
I was young.

1118
00:28:01,049 --> 00:28:02,490
Maybe you should just take your shirt off.

1119
00:28:02,490 --> 00:28:06,220
I tell him all the time.

1120
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,140
Well,

1121
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:10,299
I see what I'm wanted for.

1122
00:28:10,299 --> 00:28:14,299
After you talk about ketchup sandwiches.

1123
00:28:14,299 --> 00:28:14,769
Yes,

1124
00:28:14,769 --> 00:28:16,299
I was like seven.

1125
00:28:16,299 --> 00:28:19,339
I'm waiting for where this gets better.

1126
00:28:19,339 --> 00:28:20,619
It doesn't.

1127
00:28:20,619 --> 00:28:21,019
I mean,

1128
00:28:21,019 --> 00:28:23,819
you can't get better than ketchup.

1129
00:28:23,819 --> 00:28:24,380
And butter.

1130
00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:25,259
Well,

1131
00:28:25,259 --> 00:28:28,039
then I put baloney on it.

1132
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:32,200
You guys ever do fried baloney when you were kids?

1133
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:32,680
No,

1134
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,460
no,

1135
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:33,839
no,

1136
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:34,460
no,

1137
00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:35,160
no.

1138
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:35,480
All right.

1139
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:35,880
Well,

1140
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,680
you know what this is?

1141
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,880
Not a baloney show.

1142
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,920
And it's definitely not a ketchup show.

1143
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:43,240
Oh,

1144
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:43,799
God,

1145
00:28:43,799 --> 00:28:47,319
let's cleanse the palate and find out what's drinking over there.

1146
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:53,849
He calls to the bullpen.

1147
00:28:53,849 --> 00:28:55,450
Screw you guys.

1148
00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:56,250
I'm going home.

1149
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,410
You're already home.

1150
00:28:58,410 --> 00:28:58,839
Oh,

1151
00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:01,049
your ketchup palace.

1152
00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:01,680
Oh,

1153
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,650
God.

1154
00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:06,490
Please tell me your beard does not have chunks of tomato in it.

1155
00:29:06,490 --> 00:29:07,769
No chunks of tomato.

1156
00:29:07,769 --> 00:29:09,930
You know what?

1157
00:29:09,930 --> 00:29:10,809
No.

1158
00:29:10,809 --> 00:29:11,049
Okay.

1159
00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:12,329
I'm not going to go there.

1160
00:29:12,329 --> 00:29:15,690
I am drinking from Greg's home state of California.

1161
00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:16,970
Ooh.

1162
00:29:16,970 --> 00:29:18,089
A Sikh beer.

1163
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,250
Sikh makes fantastic beer.

1164
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:21,690
So good.

1165
00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:22,970
I'm having a warm smile.

1166
00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:26,410
A tropical punch inspired fruited sour ale.

1167
00:29:26,410 --> 00:29:28,970
Let me tell you something in the style of.

1168
00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:33,049
I don't usually do smoothie beers.

1169
00:29:33,049 --> 00:29:36,809
But Sikh has yet to disappoint me with a smoothie beer.

1170
00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:37,769
They're fantastic.

1171
00:29:37,769 --> 00:29:41,369
This one is a 5.5.

1172
00:29:41,369 --> 00:29:42,079
Once again,

1173
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:44,140
if you want to know what Untappd says,

1174
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,049
go look at it.

1175
00:29:45,049 --> 00:29:45,750
Your damn self,

1176
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:46,809
because I don't know.

1177
00:29:46,809 --> 00:29:49,690
All I know is my mouth says,

1178
00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:50,359
"Mmm,

1179
00:29:50,359 --> 00:29:54,890
this is so good." Your mouth literally just said that.

1180
00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:55,529
That's crazy.

1181
00:29:55,529 --> 00:29:57,019
Not wrong,

1182
00:29:57,019 --> 00:29:58,250
people.

1183
00:29:58,250 --> 00:29:58,970
That's crazy.

1184
00:29:58,970 --> 00:30:01,609
I have not had.

1185
00:30:01,609 --> 00:30:03,609
I've had quite a few Sikh beers.

1186
00:30:03,609 --> 00:30:07,210
I have not yet had one that I did not really,

1187
00:30:07,210 --> 00:30:07,930
really enjoy.

1188
00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:10,250
There are some places that you have a beer and you're like,

1189
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:10,490
"Yeah,

1190
00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:11,119
that was drinkable,

1191
00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:15,849
but it wasn't anything fantastic." But Sikh is just putting out fantastic beer.

1192
00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:18,650
I hope they start distroing a little norther,

1193
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,170
because it's not super easy for me to get my hands on.

1194
00:30:22,170 --> 00:30:24,490
We were down there right after he opened up.

1195
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:25,769
And I actually got to meet him.

1196
00:30:25,769 --> 00:30:28,970
Super nice guy and had everything on tap.

1197
00:30:28,970 --> 00:30:29,849
Is this Mr.

1198
00:30:29,849 --> 00:30:30,410
Sikh?

1199
00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:30,640
Mr.

1200
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:30,920
Sikh,

1201
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,289
yeah.

1202
00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:32,579
It's actually Mr.

1203
00:30:32,579 --> 00:30:33,289
Sikh Co.

1204
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:34,019
Yeah,

1205
00:30:34,019 --> 00:30:34,809
sorry.

1206
00:30:34,809 --> 00:30:36,329
Shame on me.

1207
00:30:36,329 --> 00:30:36,700
Yeah,

1208
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:37,529
get it right.

1209
00:30:37,529 --> 00:30:38,039
But yeah,

1210
00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:38,319
man,

1211
00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:40,809
they're putting out some fucking amazing beer.

1212
00:30:40,809 --> 00:30:41,769
They really are.

1213
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,049
They're fantastic.

1214
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:43,769
I love it.

1215
00:30:43,769 --> 00:30:45,450
They have a great little spot.

1216
00:30:45,450 --> 00:30:49,289
There's two other breweries that share the same little courtyard.

1217
00:30:49,289 --> 00:30:49,539
Yeah,

1218
00:30:49,539 --> 00:30:51,049
a little co-op they got going on there.

1219
00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:54,099
So did you try Epic,

1220
00:30:54,099 --> 00:30:55,000
E-P-P-I-G,

1221
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,650
Epic Brewing when you were down there in San Diego?

1222
00:30:56,650 --> 00:30:58,970
Did they share the same?

1223
00:30:58,970 --> 00:31:00,970
They used to be in Sikh's spot.

1224
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:01,250
Oh,

1225
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:01,599
no,

1226
00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:02,970
I've never had them.

1227
00:31:02,970 --> 00:31:03,269
Oh,

1228
00:31:03,269 --> 00:31:04,410
and great beer.

1229
00:31:04,410 --> 00:31:07,849
And now they have a waterfront garden and this other spot.

1230
00:31:07,849 --> 00:31:09,160
But they started where Sikh was,

1231
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,569
because it's like a brewery incubator.

1232
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:11,690
And they have like four spots.

1233
00:31:11,690 --> 00:31:14,569
And you rent out the brewing space and you take turns brewing.

1234
00:31:14,569 --> 00:31:15,930
And you have a little taproom area.

1235
00:31:15,930 --> 00:31:18,009
It's a cool little spot right there in North Park.

1236
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,049
It is a great little spot.

1237
00:31:19,049 --> 00:31:19,769
Last time I was there,

1238
00:31:19,769 --> 00:31:21,210
they were doing dog adoption day.

1239
00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:25,930
And I was trying to size up all the dogs and
figure out which one would fit in my suitcase.

1240
00:31:25,930 --> 00:31:26,430
Right.

1241
00:31:26,430 --> 00:31:28,329
I can take you.

1242
00:31:28,329 --> 00:31:29,369
And I can take you.

1243
00:31:29,369 --> 00:31:30,170
And I can take you.

1244
00:31:30,170 --> 00:31:30,609
No,

1245
00:31:30,609 --> 00:31:32,569
it is a great spot.

1246
00:31:32,569 --> 00:31:37,529
It's really close to Pure and North Park.

1247
00:31:37,609 --> 00:31:43,289
And why can't I think of the name of the one that's owned by Tony Hawk?

1248
00:31:43,289 --> 00:31:43,529
Oh,

1249
00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:45,769
I know you're talking about Black Plague?

1250
00:31:45,769 --> 00:31:46,490
Yes.

1251
00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:46,970
Yeah.

1252
00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:47,529
They're great.

1253
00:31:47,529 --> 00:31:48,299
So I mean,

1254
00:31:48,299 --> 00:31:49,690
Fall Brewing's over there.

1255
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:54,410
If you're if you're into the fucking sweetest beer in the world,

1256
00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:55,769
Belgian Bieber's over there.

1257
00:31:55,769 --> 00:31:58,009
Mike Hess is over there.

1258
00:31:58,009 --> 00:31:59,210
It's a great area.

1259
00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:00,490
Everything's walkable.

1260
00:32:00,490 --> 00:32:00,740
Yeah,

1261
00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:01,849
that was my bachelor party.

1262
00:32:01,849 --> 00:32:02,970
My bachelor party.

1263
00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:04,490
We went to 30th Street.

1264
00:32:04,579 --> 00:32:07,930
We started at Fall Brewing and we walked
ourselves all the way down to Modern Times.

1265
00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:09,289
Look at you go.

1266
00:32:09,289 --> 00:32:09,690
Yeah.

1267
00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:11,130
You did the whole gambit.

1268
00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:11,369
Yeah.

1269
00:32:11,369 --> 00:32:12,569
I don't remember half of it,

1270
00:32:12,569 --> 00:32:12,730
but...

1271
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:14,730
It must have been a good time then.

1272
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:15,289
Yeah.

1273
00:32:15,289 --> 00:32:16,009
So I'm told.

1274
00:32:16,009 --> 00:32:16,910
But yeah,

1275
00:32:16,910 --> 00:32:20,329
if you have a chance to try out some Sikh,

1276
00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:21,529
I would highly recommend it.

1277
00:32:21,529 --> 00:32:22,250
I love their beer.

1278
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:22,730
I always,

1279
00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:24,170
every time I go to San Diego,

1280
00:32:24,170 --> 00:32:26,329
I schlep some home in my suitcase.

1281
00:32:26,329 --> 00:32:26,650
Yeah.

1282
00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:29,930
Unless I have to leave it at the garbage can security.

1283
00:32:29,930 --> 00:32:33,369
It's crazy that both of you have garbage can beer stories.

1284
00:32:33,470 --> 00:32:34,329
It is kind of...

1285
00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:35,369
What does that say about us?

1286
00:32:35,369 --> 00:32:37,369
We're garbage can people.

1287
00:32:37,369 --> 00:32:41,289
I do often say that I am a raccoon.

1288
00:32:41,289 --> 00:32:42,650
So there you go.

1289
00:32:42,650 --> 00:32:44,170
We're a couple of trash pandas.

1290
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:44,410
Yep.

1291
00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:44,980
Look,

1292
00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:47,609
my heart still hurts from that.

1293
00:32:47,609 --> 00:32:48,089
He probably was.

1294
00:32:48,089 --> 00:32:48,970
I'm worn out.

1295
00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:49,529
Planners.

1296
00:32:49,529 --> 00:32:50,029
You know,

1297
00:32:50,029 --> 00:32:52,329
I've had to say goodbye to people at the airport,

1298
00:32:52,329 --> 00:32:54,809
but that didn't hurt as much as saying goodbye to beer.

1299
00:32:54,809 --> 00:32:54,970
No,

1300
00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:55,529
people suck.

1301
00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:03,210
The best part was I'd bought that beer for my radio show co-host.

1302
00:33:03,210 --> 00:33:04,960
And I was like,

1303
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,150
Mikey,

1304
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:05,609
guess what?

1305
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,849
I bought you some amazing beer up here.

1306
00:33:07,849 --> 00:33:09,609
And then I left it at the garbage can.

1307
00:33:09,609 --> 00:33:11,130
And I donated it to Clear.

1308
00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:14,569
And now they're charging me $40 a month.

1309
00:33:14,569 --> 00:33:16,730
It's a lot.

1310
00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:17,769
Yeah.

1311
00:33:17,769 --> 00:33:18,170
It's fine.

1312
00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:19,769
I used someone else's credit card.

1313
00:33:19,769 --> 00:33:19,970
Oh,

1314
00:33:19,970 --> 00:33:20,410
smart.

1315
00:33:20,410 --> 00:33:21,380
Sorry,

1316
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:22,410
Shrek.

1317
00:33:22,410 --> 00:33:25,849
Not sorry.

1318
00:33:25,849 --> 00:33:26,410
Jesus.

1319
00:33:26,410 --> 00:33:26,910
Flex,

1320
00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:28,809
what are you drinking tonight?

1321
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:29,630
Oh,

1322
00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:34,410
I just finished up a little flagship hazy for my boys over at EP.

1323
00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:35,000
Wait,

1324
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,089
will you say that again?

1325
00:33:36,089 --> 00:33:37,690
I just finished.

1326
00:33:37,690 --> 00:33:38,890
The flagship part.

1327
00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:39,680
Yeah,

1328
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,250
flagship hazy for my boys over at EP.

1329
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,319
Flex has that really cute like flag,

1330
00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:46,009
like big flag.

1331
00:33:46,009 --> 00:33:47,529
He has like the umlaut over the A.

1332
00:33:47,529 --> 00:33:48,750
Umlaut?

1333
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:50,569
Is it an umlaut?

1334
00:33:50,569 --> 00:33:50,970
I don't know.

1335
00:33:50,970 --> 00:33:52,089
I know what an umlaut is,

1336
00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:53,529
but that's not the sound I thought it made.

1337
00:33:53,529 --> 00:33:55,289
I don't know.

1338
00:33:55,289 --> 00:33:56,410
I just say flag.

1339
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,450
You're a Midwesterner.

1340
00:33:57,450 --> 00:33:58,009
It's cute.

1341
00:33:58,009 --> 00:33:58,650
That's nice.

1342
00:33:58,759 --> 00:33:59,690
Whatever you say,

1343
00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:00,009
dude.

1344
00:34:00,009 --> 00:34:04,730
This is just brewed with some citrus simcoe mosaic.

1345
00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:05,910
Real simple,

1346
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:08,569
yet very effective and tasty.

1347
00:34:08,569 --> 00:34:12,170
And it's 6.5% and get it in 12 packs.

1348
00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:13,609
Is that two six packs?

1349
00:34:13,609 --> 00:34:16,010
It is one.

1350
00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,769
It is one 12 pack.

1351
00:34:17,769 --> 00:34:20,329
A cumulative.

1352
00:34:20,329 --> 00:34:22,110
Cumulative.

1353
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:24,969
A cumulative.

1354
00:34:24,969 --> 00:34:26,610
Cumulative,

1355
00:34:26,610 --> 00:34:27,449
yes.

1356
00:34:27,449 --> 00:34:27,949
Yeah.

1357
00:34:28,429 --> 00:34:29,329
Are they all hooked together,

1358
00:34:29,329 --> 00:34:29,869
though?

1359
00:34:29,869 --> 00:34:31,230
They are not.

1360
00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:32,190
Or is it two separate?

1361
00:34:32,190 --> 00:34:35,869
So it's two six packs.

1362
00:34:35,869 --> 00:34:36,369
Yes.

1363
00:34:36,369 --> 00:34:39,789
I've never seen a 12 pack.

1364
00:34:39,789 --> 00:34:42,750
I thought you meant are the cans all stuck together?

1365
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:46,909
Can everyone try to pull them apart from each other?

1366
00:34:46,909 --> 00:34:49,150
Got a sticky 12 packs you buying.

1367
00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:51,070
Freak.

1368
00:34:51,070 --> 00:34:53,869
You freak.

1369
00:34:56,909 --> 00:34:57,860
Come to Utah,

1370
00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:00,269
where we buy sticky 12 packs.

1371
00:35:00,269 --> 00:35:02,750
There's a lot of hot glue in town.

1372
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:02,940
Also,

1373
00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:05,949
you know they're not allowed to buy 12 beers at a time in Utah.

1374
00:35:05,949 --> 00:35:07,070
They're like a two beer max.

1375
00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:11,869
They have 11 packs because it's illegal to buy 12 beers.

1376
00:35:11,869 --> 00:35:16,829
As long as the cumulative ABV is like less than 12%,

1377
00:35:16,829 --> 00:35:18,829
so each one gets 1%,

1378
00:35:18,829 --> 00:35:20,510
then you're good to go.

1379
00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:21,010
Perfect.

1380
00:35:21,010 --> 00:35:22,579
Everybody enjoy your NA beer,

1381
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:23,710
half a percentage.

1382
00:35:23,710 --> 00:35:24,809
Come to Utah,

1383
00:35:24,809 --> 00:35:26,590
where you can buy water.

1384
00:35:27,070 --> 00:35:27,710
You're right.

1385
00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:27,989
Well,

1386
00:35:27,989 --> 00:35:28,309
I mean,

1387
00:35:28,309 --> 00:35:29,550
it's all hot glue together.

1388
00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:30,269
It's fine.

1389
00:35:30,269 --> 00:35:33,230
It's like there's a hot glue accident.

1390
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:36,190
We like our crafts.

1391
00:35:36,190 --> 00:35:39,869
It would shut down the entire economy if they had a hot glue accident.

1392
00:35:39,869 --> 00:35:44,829
I'm going to steer the ship off these rocky waters.

1393
00:35:44,829 --> 00:35:46,099
Breaking news,

1394
00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:49,230
the world's running short on hot glue.

1395
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,789
Utah ruined it.

1396
00:35:51,789 --> 00:35:52,530
But you know what,

1397
00:35:52,530 --> 00:35:53,070
you guys?

1398
00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:54,909
This is not a show about hot glue.

1399
00:35:54,909 --> 00:35:55,949
It is not.

1400
00:35:55,949 --> 00:35:56,510
As Greg would say.

1401
00:35:56,510 --> 00:35:57,949
Not a hot glue show.

1402
00:35:57,949 --> 00:35:59,070
Not a hot glue show.

1403
00:35:59,070 --> 00:35:59,489
Well,

1404
00:35:59,489 --> 00:36:01,550
it's kind of a couple Utah shows.

1405
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:04,750
If you guys are reaching for cocktails,

1406
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,349
what's your cocktail that you're reaching for?

1407
00:36:06,349 --> 00:36:11,389
Usually a Manhattan or a dirty gin martini.

1408
00:36:11,389 --> 00:36:11,750
Oh,

1409
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,710
very James Bond of you.

1410
00:36:13,710 --> 00:36:15,059
And in my Manhattan,

1411
00:36:15,059 --> 00:36:19,469
I do ask for olives to be garnished with it instead of cherries.

1412
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:19,730
Oh,

1413
00:36:19,730 --> 00:36:21,550
look at your fancy ass pants.

1414
00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:22,909
You're such an adult sometimes.

1415
00:36:22,909 --> 00:36:25,230
I know how to do things.

1416
00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:25,469
Yeah,

1417
00:36:25,469 --> 00:36:26,869
as long as you don't ask for ketchup in it,

1418
00:36:26,869 --> 00:36:27,389
we're good.

1419
00:36:27,389 --> 00:36:30,030
Flex has two sides.

1420
00:36:30,030 --> 00:36:31,869
Ketchup and olives.

1421
00:36:31,869 --> 00:36:36,750
Can I have a Manhattan with some sweet ketchup?

1422
00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:36,929
No,

1423
00:36:36,929 --> 00:36:37,630
you stop there.

1424
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:42,349
I wish everyone could see my face.

1425
00:36:42,349 --> 00:36:42,750
Although,

1426
00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:42,909
no,

1427
00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:43,949
it's probably for the best.

1428
00:36:43,949 --> 00:36:44,559
Steph,

1429
00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:46,269
cocktail of choice?

1430
00:36:46,269 --> 00:36:48,219
If I'm drinking a lot,

1431
00:36:48,219 --> 00:36:51,550
I like a good vodka tonic with some lime.

1432
00:36:52,769 --> 00:36:54,960
Or if I'm just like a one and done,

1433
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,150
I like a good old fashioned.

1434
00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:57,539
Yeah,

1435
00:36:57,539 --> 00:37:00,590
I tend to go old fashioned or Manhattan that direction.

1436
00:37:00,590 --> 00:37:02,110
Something with whiskey or bourbon in it.

1437
00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:02,789
Well,

1438
00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:04,269
the research is in,

1439
00:37:04,269 --> 00:37:06,190
according to the NIQ firm,

1440
00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:10,269
the margarita is once again the number one cocktail in America.

1441
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:11,309
In a margarita.

1442
00:37:11,309 --> 00:37:12,030
In America.

1443
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:14,110
Is everyone eating at Chili's?

1444
00:37:14,110 --> 00:37:19,469
That was the most Utah thing I've ever heard you say.

1445
00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:20,380
Well,

1446
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:21,949
you don't have Mexican restaurants.

1447
00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,070
You just have Chili's.

1448
00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:23,570
Hey,

1449
00:37:23,570 --> 00:37:26,110
they got those sizzling fajitas.

1450
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:27,110
Listen,

1451
00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:30,190
Chili's does like $4 margaritas once a year.

1452
00:37:30,190 --> 00:37:33,469
Are you telling me baby back ribs aren't Mexican food?

1453
00:37:33,469 --> 00:37:37,710
They are if you sing the song.

1454
00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:42,989
She puts tapatio sauce on it and they're Mexican food.

1455
00:37:42,989 --> 00:37:43,789
Ridiculous.

1456
00:37:43,789 --> 00:37:48,110
It's pronounced redonkulous.

1457
00:37:48,110 --> 00:37:49,030
Get it straight,

1458
00:37:49,030 --> 00:37:49,449
Flex.

1459
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,110
Come on.

1460
00:37:50,110 --> 00:37:51,469
Margaritas rule,

1461
00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:53,230
so I'm okay with that.

1462
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:54,750
It gives me heartburn.

1463
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:55,949
It's too much citrus.

1464
00:37:55,949 --> 00:37:56,340
I mean,

1465
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,670
if they're going to be $4 and when you get them,

1466
00:37:58,670 --> 00:38:01,150
they stack them on top of each other like they do at Chili's.

1467
00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:05,949
I didn't know where there is a Chili's around here.

1468
00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:06,869
Chili's,

1469
00:38:06,869 --> 00:38:09,070
the real Mexican food.

1470
00:38:09,070 --> 00:38:10,260
Actually,

1471
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:12,510
that was Chi Chi's.

1472
00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:13,090
Also,

1473
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,869
I do remember Chi Chi's.

1474
00:38:16,059 --> 00:38:19,630
our Chi Chi's went out of business because they had like cockroaches.

1475
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:20,429
Damn,

1476
00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:23,949
those margaritas were good.

1477
00:38:23,949 --> 00:38:25,150
Worth it.

1478
00:38:25,150 --> 00:38:28,349
I was a kid when that place closed.

1479
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:28,829
Last year.

1480
00:38:28,829 --> 00:38:33,309
We're just jealous.

1481
00:38:33,309 --> 00:38:33,809
It's okay,

1482
00:38:33,809 --> 00:38:34,190
Flex.

1483
00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:37,789
You guys ever get your hands on The Brewery?

1484
00:38:37,789 --> 00:38:40,269
Not in a long time.

1485
00:38:40,269 --> 00:38:41,550
I get their stuff out here,

1486
00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:44,750
but I really don't like spending $13 a can.

1487
00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:49,230
That's actually a pretty good price for The Brewery.

1488
00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:52,269
Aren't they 12 ouncers still?

1489
00:38:52,269 --> 00:38:53,070
Is that right?

1490
00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:54,429
Depends on what it is.

1491
00:38:54,429 --> 00:38:55,719
Whatever we get up here,

1492
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,710
my shop gets the 16 ounce cans.

1493
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:58,869
The Barrelage stuff is 16,

1494
00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,670
but I think some of the other stuff is 12.

1495
00:39:00,670 --> 00:39:01,389
But anyways,

1496
00:39:01,389 --> 00:39:02,590
good news for Idaho.

1497
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:08,269
The Brewery is going to open a shop in Idaho for some reason.

1498
00:39:08,269 --> 00:39:08,960
Silvertown,

1499
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,190
where Joe Dirt lived.

1500
00:39:10,190 --> 00:39:12,349
You're my sister.

1501
00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:12,989
I have the poo on.

1502
00:39:12,989 --> 00:39:15,710
I'm new.

1503
00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:16,269
I'm new.

1504
00:39:16,269 --> 00:39:17,309
I don't know what to do.

1505
00:39:17,309 --> 00:39:19,000
Okay,

1506
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,309
that's all.

1507
00:39:21,309 --> 00:39:27,230
I'll Joe Dirt all day.

1508
00:39:27,230 --> 00:39:32,750
Less beer for sale at off-premise retailers.

1509
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:33,630
This is interesting.

1510
00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:36,030
According to Bump Williams Consulting,

1511
00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:38,670
which apparently does a lot of beer researching.

1512
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:39,710
Bump Williams?

1513
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,469
Bump Williams is the company name.

1514
00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:53,630
The amount of beer brands for sale at off-premise
retailers has gone from 27,411 in 2022 to 22,597 in 2024.

1515
00:39:53,630 --> 00:39:56,269
So they've dropped by basically like 5,000 beers.

1516
00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:57,070
What's happening?

1517
00:39:57,070 --> 00:39:57,550
What's going on?

1518
00:39:57,550 --> 00:39:58,510
RTDs?

1519
00:39:58,510 --> 00:40:00,030
RTDs are happening.

1520
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,550
Bullshit shelters are happening.

1521
00:40:01,550 --> 00:40:03,150
That kind of stuff.

1522
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:03,460
People,

1523
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,110
drink some beer.

1524
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,389
I mean.

1525
00:40:05,389 --> 00:40:07,309
High noons are everywhere.

1526
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:10,820
If I'm at the pool and I am in Vegas,

1527
00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:12,269
the high noons are.

1528
00:40:12,269 --> 00:40:13,230
I'm not going to lie.

1529
00:40:13,230 --> 00:40:14,429
I've had quite a few.

1530
00:40:14,429 --> 00:40:14,670
Lots.

1531
00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:15,789
You are the problem.

1532
00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:16,130
Well,

1533
00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:17,230
that's not new news.

1534
00:40:17,230 --> 00:40:21,690
I hated shelters,

1535
00:40:21,690 --> 00:40:28,170
but there is a brewery here in Utah that makes
like 9% hard shelters and they're delicious.

1536
00:40:28,170 --> 00:40:28,969
Is that legal?

1537
00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:30,409
Do the cops know about that?

1538
00:40:30,409 --> 00:40:32,889
I'm pretty sure they do.

1539
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:34,730
They're about to.

1540
00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:36,250
They do now.

1541
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:36,730
Yeah.

1542
00:40:36,730 --> 00:40:37,070
Because,

1543
00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:37,389
you know,

1544
00:40:37,389 --> 00:40:38,889
the cops are always watching everything I do,

1545
00:40:38,889 --> 00:40:39,849
but no,

1546
00:40:39,849 --> 00:40:40,570
they're great.

1547
00:40:40,570 --> 00:40:41,690
And so I was like,

1548
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:42,300
this is,

1549
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:45,130
this is a hard shelter I can actually go for.

1550
00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:46,570
So behind.

1551
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:46,809
Yeah.

1552
00:40:46,809 --> 00:40:49,260
I don't get behind a whole lot,

1553
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:50,170
but what do I do?

1554
00:40:50,170 --> 00:41:03,000
What is happening?

1555
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,429
So much,

1556
00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:05,079
so much.

1557
00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:05,639
So much.

1558
00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:06,849
All right,

1559
00:41:06,849 --> 00:41:07,130
let's,

1560
00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:08,280
let's end things in Florida.

1561
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,239
The classiest of all places where they cork their wines.

1562
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:11,639
For sure.

1563
00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:16,280
A drunk woman was spotted driving on three tires in Pinellas County.

1564
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,840
Told deputies she was unaware.

1565
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:24,760
49 year old seminal woman told deputies that she didn't
realize she was driving around on three tires on Monday.

1566
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,458
Officials arrested and Louise Keller after receiving multiple

1567
00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:31,620
911 calls reporting that she was driving a dark gray

1568
00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:35,079
Nissan Rogue recklessly with no passenger side front tire.

1569
00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:36,219
According to authorities,

1570
00:41:36,219 --> 00:41:38,840
deputies spotted Keller driving South on Hamlin Boulevard.

1571
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:43,480
The sheriff's office says deputies conducted
traffic stop to conduct a welfare check.

1572
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,920
Can you imagine stopping her?

1573
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:45,260
And like,

1574
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:46,119
as soon as her car stops,

1575
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:50,440
like just falls over without that fourth tire.

1576
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,800
Maybe she didn't notice.

1577
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,909
Cause she just kept making like left turns,

1578
00:41:53,909 --> 00:41:55,159
you know,

1579
00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:58,039
all the way.

1580
00:41:58,039 --> 00:42:00,760
It's distributed on the driver's side.

1581
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,440
Very good point.

1582
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:02,940
Yeah.

1583
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:03,739
Yeah,

1584
00:42:03,739 --> 00:42:04,079
guys,

1585
00:42:04,079 --> 00:42:04,300
no,

1586
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:04,639
yeah,

1587
00:42:04,639 --> 00:42:07,320
I just keep driving and driving counterclockwise.

1588
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,320
And I seem to be doing just fine.

1589
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,679
Although sparks don't worry about those sparks.

1590
00:42:12,679 --> 00:42:13,949
When they spoke to Keller,

1591
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:15,159
they smelled alcohol.

1592
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:19,719
She admitted to drinking and told deputies that
she was unaware that the tire was missing.

1593
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,079
She failed.

1594
00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:22,440
This will surprise all of you.

1595
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,920
She failed a field sobriety test and had unsteady bloodshot eyes.

1596
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,739
According to the PCSO,

1597
00:42:28,739 --> 00:42:32,920
deputies said her breath alcohol concentration was a 0.16.

1598
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,000
Making that double the legal limits.

1599
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,119
Exactly double.

1600
00:42:36,119 --> 00:42:36,599
Yeah.

1601
00:42:36,599 --> 00:42:38,280
Deputies found her empty.

1602
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,400
Ready for the classiness?

1603
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:49,159
Bush light beers in a bag on the passenger side of the SUV with
the receipt showing a purchase date of the same day at 3.43 PM.

1604
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:49,639
Wow.

1605
00:42:49,639 --> 00:42:51,159
Was it a CVS receipt?

1606
00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:52,519
Like a super long one?

1607
00:42:52,519 --> 00:42:52,860
Yeah,

1608
00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:55,000
it was hanging out the side of the window.

1609
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,920
That's actually what got the cop's eye was the receipt hanging out the window.

1610
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,519
The receipt fluttering in the wind.

1611
00:43:02,519 --> 00:43:02,699
Oh,

1612
00:43:02,699 --> 00:43:03,719
it's someone's scarf.

1613
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:03,900
Oh,

1614
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:04,599
it's a receipt.

1615
00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:08,440
Because driving on three wheels is actually like a normal thing in Florida.

1616
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,159
Not that weird.

1617
00:43:09,159 --> 00:43:10,079
You know,

1618
00:43:10,079 --> 00:43:12,679
gators eat tires all the time.

1619
00:43:12,679 --> 00:43:13,150
Hey guys,

1620
00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:13,880
look at that.

1621
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,110
Man,

1622
00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:15,159
I've seen weirder shit.

1623
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:15,880
Let it go.

1624
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,360
Yeah.

1625
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,440
Look at that receipt hanging out the window.

1626
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,079
Oh shit.

1627
00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:20,039
Get her.

1628
00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:21,880
Not a receipt.

1629
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:26,519
Like we're used to the fucking tricycle thing there.

1630
00:43:26,519 --> 00:43:28,280
It's not that weird around here.

1631
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,480
It makes you think though,

1632
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,079
like,

1633
00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:32,199
did the wheel fall off as she was driving?

1634
00:43:32,199 --> 00:43:34,599
Or was it already off?

1635
00:43:34,599 --> 00:43:35,019
Yeah,

1636
00:43:35,019 --> 00:43:36,599
it was like already off.

1637
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:37,489
And she's like,

1638
00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:39,639
I'm just going to see where I can get to.

1639
00:43:39,639 --> 00:43:39,860
Yeah,

1640
00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:41,000
someone's playing a prank on her.

1641
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,280
Well,

1642
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:41,960
joke's on you.

1643
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,820
Man,

1644
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,440
Florida.

1645
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,400
Yeah.

1646
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,079
Some of my favorite people are from Florida,

1647
00:43:47,079 --> 00:43:49,159
but it's also the weirdest fucking place.

1648
00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:50,199
Weirdest fucking place.

1649
00:43:50,199 --> 00:43:53,239
There's good people in Florida.

1650
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,030
I mean,

1651
00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:55,960
every bad place has good people in it.

1652
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,159
Oh,

1653
00:43:56,159 --> 00:43:56,530
right,

1654
00:43:56,530 --> 00:43:57,030
right.

1655
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:57,980
Yeah.

1656
00:43:57,980 --> 00:44:00,280
Who's good in you?

1657
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:00,610
Oh,

1658
00:44:00,610 --> 00:44:01,320
sorry.

1659
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,039
Thank you.

1660
00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:02,760
You're right.

1661
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,239
No one.

1662
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,239
Not a single one.

1663
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,320
I've seen where you sleep.

1664
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,090
Just kidding.

1665
00:44:10,090 --> 00:44:10,489
Shit.

1666
00:44:10,489 --> 00:44:12,969
Yell at my wife.

1667
00:44:12,969 --> 00:44:13,699
Boy,

1668
00:44:13,699 --> 00:44:14,889
oh boy.

1669
00:44:14,889 --> 00:44:16,969
Yeah.

1670
00:44:16,969 --> 00:44:20,329
Shit got weird real quick.

1671
00:44:20,329 --> 00:44:22,409
And that was the last time Steph was invited.

1672
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:25,690
Don't forget to check out her Only Toes at onlytoes.com.

1673
00:44:25,690 --> 00:44:26,809
I just titled the show,

1674
00:44:26,809 --> 00:44:28,409
Ketchup Sandwiches and Stalkers.

1675
00:44:28,409 --> 00:44:28,889
Yeah,

1676
00:44:28,889 --> 00:44:31,289
that's where the show got weird.

1677
00:44:31,289 --> 00:44:34,650
I'm sure you guys did weird shit,

1678
00:44:34,650 --> 00:44:36,170
like ate weird shit when you were kids.

1679
00:44:36,170 --> 00:44:36,889
Guaranteed.

1680
00:44:36,889 --> 00:44:37,530
No.

1681
00:44:37,530 --> 00:44:38,250
Not like that.

1682
00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:38,889
Yeah,

1683
00:44:38,889 --> 00:44:39,769
right.

1684
00:44:39,769 --> 00:44:40,489
Trying to think.

1685
00:44:40,489 --> 00:44:40,969
I mean,

1686
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:43,369
not ketchup and butter weird.

1687
00:44:43,369 --> 00:44:44,889
I have to agree.

1688
00:44:44,889 --> 00:44:46,090
Maybe we just blocked it out.

1689
00:44:46,090 --> 00:44:47,690
Maybe it was so awful.

1690
00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:51,530
Did you ever just let a frozen pizza thaw and then eat it?

1691
00:44:51,530 --> 00:44:51,800
God,

1692
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,090
no.

1693
00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:52,730
Fuck no.

1694
00:44:52,730 --> 00:44:54,809
The fuck is wrong with you?

1695
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:58,400
Did you then put ketchup on the thawed pizza?

1696
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,139
No,

1697
00:44:59,139 --> 00:45:02,559
but it's like a giant.

1698
00:45:02,559 --> 00:45:03,519
Is your mom around?

1699
00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:04,480
Can I talk to her?

1700
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:11,969
It's like a giant Lunchable pizza.

1701
00:45:11,969 --> 00:45:16,579
Then you don't even got to make it.

1702
00:45:16,579 --> 00:45:18,099
It's already made.

1703
00:45:18,099 --> 00:45:18,380
No,

1704
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:18,820
it's not.

1705
00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:20,340
You still got to make it.

1706
00:45:20,340 --> 00:45:22,340
This episode brought to you by Totino's.

1707
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,449
Oh,

1708
00:45:23,449 --> 00:45:25,699
my God.

1709
00:45:25,699 --> 00:45:27,219
My stomach hurts from laughing.

1710
00:45:27,219 --> 00:45:29,860
Not a ketchup show.

1711
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:32,980
I'm not afraid to put myself out there.

1712
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:33,619
That's all I'm saying.

1713
00:45:33,619 --> 00:45:37,219
I feel like we should wrap things.

1714
00:45:37,219 --> 00:45:39,300
We should just end this for everybody's sake.

1715
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:42,500
It's not even that gross.

1716
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,619
I'm going to hit some music.

1717
00:45:43,619 --> 00:45:46,579
I'm ready to take a deep breath.

1718
00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:48,280
Music comes in,

1719
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,659
so we can end things.

1720
00:45:50,659 --> 00:45:51,940
Hi to Vanessa.

1721
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:52,199
Hi,

1722
00:45:52,199 --> 00:45:52,900
Vanessa.

1723
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:53,400
Run.

1724
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:55,610
Well,

1725
00:45:55,610 --> 00:45:57,219
you say we won't invite you back.

1726
00:45:57,219 --> 00:45:59,059
I think you're just afraid to come back at this point.

1727
00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:00,179
But thanks for hanging out.

1728
00:46:00,179 --> 00:46:02,579
Let's go while it lasted.

1729
00:46:02,579 --> 00:46:06,159
Come back with some ketchup.

1730
00:46:06,159 --> 00:46:07,650
Seriously,

1731
00:46:07,650 --> 00:46:11,920
thanks for hanging out with us for two weeks in a row.

1732
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,190
Yeah,

1733
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:13,119
it's a real good time.

1734
00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:14,320
This is a lot of fun.

1735
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:14,650
Yeah,

1736
00:46:14,650 --> 00:46:18,639
I'm going to change the name of my page to room temperature wet pepperoni.

1737
00:46:18,639 --> 00:46:22,079
You are going to get a whole new batch of creeps.

1738
00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:25,679
You thought the foot people were weird.

1739
00:46:25,679 --> 00:46:26,340
Well,

1740
00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:29,440
you know her new Graham handle.

1741
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,519
So don't follow her at Miss Tipsy Socks.

1742
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:34,480
Room temperature underscore.

1743
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:41,199
We are still Craft Beer Republic.

1744
00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:41,860
And for now,

1745
00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:44,000
he's Flex Me a Beer underscores in between.

1746
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Going to be Ketchup Me a Beer.

1747
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,960
I do think that's everything.

1748
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:49,760
Apologies.

1749
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,789
And I'll say in advance,

1750
00:46:50,789 --> 00:46:51,679
the show's over.

1751
00:46:51,849 --> 00:46:54,719
Hope everyone is out there staying very well hydrated.

1752
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:56,130
And on that note,

1753
00:46:56,130 --> 00:46:56,489
good night,

1754
00:46:56,489 --> 00:46:57,039
everybody.

1755
00:46:57,039 --> 00:47:20,230
I hope everybody finds this as fun as we do.

1756
00:47:20,230 --> 00:47:26,389
I don't see what's so wrong about this.

1757
00:47:26,389 --> 00:47:28,469
That's what's wrong with it.

1758
00:47:28,469 --> 00:47:30,550
That's part of the big problem.

1759
00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:33,670
There's nothing you can do to tell me that something is wrong with it.

1760
00:47:33,670 --> 00:47:35,449
It's just like a big,

1761
00:47:35,449 --> 00:47:37,510
giant lunchable pizza.