Everybody's got an opinion.
VOICEOVER:Every Californian and Virginian.
VOICEOVER:It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, someone's gotta settle the score.
VOICEOVER:Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!Who's views win, which ones lose.
VOICEOVER:Online haters are coming for you.
VOICEOVER:Baby, It's Time To REVIEW THAT REVIEW!
CHELSEY DONN:Hello.
TREY GERRALD:Well, hello there and hello listeners.
TREY GERRALD:Welcome to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.
CHELSEY DONN:reviews.
CHELSEY DONN:That's Trey Gerrald.
TREY GERRALD:And that is Chelsey Donn.
TREY GERRALD:And together we are.
VOICEOVER:The Review, Queen,
TREY GERRALD:But before we review reviews, ChelseyBD 'I need to know,
VOICEOVER:Lodge, A, Complaint.
TREY GERRALD:today?
CHELSEY DONN:In fact, 'I do.
CHELSEY DONN:'I would like to speak to the manager, if that's okay.
CHELSEY DONN:You know, 'I never like to call out particular restaurants or businesses because what we do
CHELSEY DONN:'I just, I'm A', Queen and 'I need to do it.
CHELSEY DONN:And so there's this restaurant called Paquito Moss.
CHELSEY DONN:It's A' Mexican.
TREY GERRALD:is that small More.
CHELSEY DONN:A' little more.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, oh.
CHELSEY DONN:It's in A' and 'I really like it.
CHELSEY DONN:And actually my boss has me go there all the time for her and her kids.
CHELSEY DONN:And every single time, every single time 'I go there, they get the order wrong.
CHELSEY DONN:Every time.
CHELSEY DONN:No.
CHELSEY DONN:Every time 'I used to order it on the phone, 'I was like, maybe the phone is the issue.
CHELSEY DONN:So now 'I order it in person.
CHELSEY DONN:Then when 'I order it on person, 'I 'I, literally 'I am like, A' crazy person.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm like, can you repeat the order back to me?
CHELSEY DONN:'I, repeat it back.
CHELSEY DONN:'I go.
CHELSEY DONN:Can you just repeat it back one more time?
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Just to assure that we're both on the same page.
CHELSEY DONN:Now my boss and her kids are vegetarian, so that's why it, this becomes an issue.
CHELSEY DONN:One of the kids is not vegetarian, but all of the other ones are 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Went there again yesterday.
CHELSEY DONN:Same thing.
CHELSEY DONN:Pickup food for the boss.
CHELSEY DONN:Ordered three, just bean burritos, no cheese 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know why they like it that way.
CHELSEY DONN:Whatever.
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't wanna yuck their yum.
CHELSEY DONN:But that's what these kids like cuz they don't eat cheese or meat.
CHELSEY DONN:They're vegan.
CHELSEY DONN:And then one chicken burrito.
CHELSEY DONN:Thank God 'I checked before 'I left because they gave me two chicken tuban, which means 'I would've
CHELSEY DONN:And 'I, just like 'I went to tell the woman there was A' mistake, and
CHELSEY DONN:Now my question is, 'I go there all the time.
CHELSEY DONN:They always get my order wrong.
CHELSEY DONN:My boss goes there on her own.
CHELSEY DONN:They always get her order wrong.
CHELSEY DONN:How are you even gonna act surprised or annoyed when someone comes up to
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean eventually she did say like, oh, 'I, read it wrong.
CHELSEY DONN:'I did it wrong.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, fine.
CHELSEY DONN:Like, I'm not here to like chastise you, but don't make me feel bad that I'm coming up here.
CHELSEY DONN:'I being like, yeah, make me another burrito.
CHELSEY DONN:Like, come on, let's go.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Gotta get outta here.
CHELSEY DONN:'I got things to do.
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't have all day to sit here to have you remake the food constantly.
CHELSEY DONN:Constantly, and it's just annoying because they like this restaurant.
CHELSEY DONN:The restaurant's fine, 'I, like the people that work there, they seem very nice.
CHELSEY DONN:But why?
CHELSEY DONN:Why does this keep happening?
TREY GERRALD:That's very frustrating.
TREY GERRALD:I'm also like pearl clutching at the fact that they would be retaliating
CHELSEY DONN:felt like A' full Karen, and like maybe 'I was coming
CHELSEY DONN:And sometimes when you're like on the clock and you know the list you have to do
CHELSEY DONN:Maybe 'I was like A' little bit coming at her, but she was like not putting
CHELSEY DONN:Like 'I was like, please can we just remake this?
CHELSEY DONN:She was not happy.
TREY GERRALD:Did you say this keeps happening?
CHELSEY DONN:said, this happens every time 'I come here.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, it does.
CHELSEY DONN:Like every single time 'I come here, this is why 'I like went over the
CHELSEY DONN:And it's just like staring at me like I'm A' crazy person, which maybe 'I was,
TREY GERRALD:No 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Hear this, Complaint.
TREY GERRALD:That's really frustrating, you know?
TREY GERRALD:It's interesting because when our nephew, Denver stays with us, he loves to get Chipotle
CHELSEY DONN:yeah.
TREY GERRALD:so we ordered Chipotle and very similar.
TREY GERRALD:David is A' vegetarian, so he cannot have meat on his and they will like completely mess it up.
TREY GERRALD:So much so that we stopped ordering it from the app and then 'I did it from Uber Eats
CHELSEY DONN:'I know 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know if they're not reading the like specific instructions that say like sands
TREY GERRALD:Maybe they just go into like autopilot and they're just like scooping
TREY GERRALD:But that is the whole point.
TREY GERRALD:You're constructing from nothing, so you should just be going down the itemized
CHELSEY DONN:Exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes.
CHELSEY DONN:Exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:So
TREY GERRALD:frustrating.
TREY GERRALD:'I hear that, especially when it comes to food preparation cuz you're so hungry, then
TREY GERRALD:you're just hangry.
CHELSEY DONN:And also when you're working, cuz you're like on the clock and you're
CHELSEY DONN:All
TREY GERRALD:tell you should tell your boss if, um, they want to keep ordering from this
CHELSEY DONN:Exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:Exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:That's right.
CHELSEY DONN:They need to add A' half an hour of therapy to my week every
TREY GERRALD:Yes, exactly.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Hear you.
TREY GERRALD:Very good Complaint Boy, do 'I hate A' incorrectly prepared order, especially when
CHELSEY DONN:rudeness.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Mm-hmm.
CHELSEY DONN:And I'm compassionate, but you know, 'I can't.
CHELSEY DONN:All right, that's my Complaint
TREY GERRALD:Good Complaint.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Feel better.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm gonna exhale.
CHELSEY DONN:Let that go.
CHELSEY DONN:All right.
CHELSEY DONN:Well, now that I've complained and you validated me, should we jump into some online reviews and
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Love it.
TREY GERRALD:Let's do it.
TREY GERRALD:Let's.
VOICEOVER:Review, That, Review.
CHELSEY DONN:As you know, we are your trustee.
CHELSEY DONN:Review Queen.
CHELSEY DONN:We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
TREY GERRALD:We read you A' review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that
TREY GERRALD:Now this is A' very regal process that we call.
VOICEOVER:That, Kvetch.
CHELSEY DONN:So Regal.
CHELSEY DONN:That's right.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey, you are up this week.
CHELSEY DONN:What have you brought in for us?
TREY GERRALD:All right.
TREY GERRALD:Well, full disclosure, ChelseyBD, if you recall several episodes back, 'I got A' special
TREY GERRALD:So 'I, don't know ChelseyBD, has anything been, um, dropped at your doorstep recently?
CHELSEY DONN:There was this Amazon Prime envelope
TREY GERRALD:Ooh,
CHELSEY DONN:that arrived and 'I didn't recall ordering anything from Amazon,
TREY GERRALD:So listeners, if you are not watching on our Patreon, ChelseyBD and
TREY GERRALD:So 'I am in New Jersey, Chelsea's in Hollywood.
TREY GERRALD:Now let's compare our packaging here.
TREY GERRALD:So same envelope but 'I have A' yellow sticker.
TREY GERRALD:You have A' pink sticker.
CHELSEY DONN:'I do have A' pink sticker.
TREY GERRALD:Also, 'I had A' delay in my delivery and.
TREY GERRALD:Your yours was on time and your delivery cost 20 cents more.
TREY GERRALD:Don't know why.
TREY GERRALD:All right, so in order to find out what today we're reviewing, so we're going
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, no bug.
TREY GERRALD:No, no, no.
TREY GERRALD:That's just the username.
TREY GERRALD:Um, but then listeners,
CHELSEY DONN:I'm
TREY GERRALD:here we go.
TREY GERRALD:You need to join our Patreon if you haven't yet, because on our after show today, ChelseyBD and
TREY GERRALD:So before we get into the review, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:ChelseyBD, why don't we open the product together?
TREY GERRALD:Then we will pause midway through.
TREY GERRALD:We will do our live review together on our after show in the middle of the main
TREY GERRALD:ChelseyBD, are you ready to open your Amazon
CHELSEY DONN:I'm bugging and 'I heart.
CHELSEY DONN:This idea Trey.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's open
TREY GERRALD:Wait, wait.
TREY GERRALD:Shake it.
TREY GERRALD:What?
TREY GERRALD:Do you have any ideas?
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, so when 'I, like when it first came in the mail and 'I
CHELSEY DONN:That's why 'I got scared.
CHELSEY DONN:When you said bug heart like it, it almost sounded like, is it pills?
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean?
CHELSEY DONN:It's got A' little shake.
CHELSEY DONN:Rattle and roll.
TREY GERRALD:What does it feel like in there?
TREY GERRALD:'I mean?
TREY GERRALD:It's, it's A' little, tiny product inside of this giant eight by 12
CHELSEY DONN:It feels like A' glass, small container or something
TREY GERRALD:it sounds like that, right?
TREY GERRALD:All right, let's do it.
TREY GERRALD:Let's open.
CHELSEY DONN:There's something in it.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:No, no.
CHELSEY DONN:There's something shaking around.
CHELSEY DONN:All right, I'm opening.
TREY GERRALD:And I'm gonna leave it to you to tell us,
CHELSEY DONN:do, do, do.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm so scared.
CHELSEY DONN:Is this.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my God.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Am so excited.
CHELSEY DONN:All right, so this is awesome.
CHELSEY DONN:All right.
CHELSEY DONN:This is Doops Lip Vem, the original lip plumper.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh
TREY GERRALD:you ever heard of this?
CHELSEY DONN:I've definitely tried like A', Sephora, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:I've like sampled some of their products, but I've never tried this one.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my God.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey.
TREY GERRALD:Have you ever used A' lip plumping product in your life?
CHELSEY DONN:Not like the like when it wasn't like, oh, I'm just in the store.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's try it Like I've never purchased A' lip plumper, have you?
TREY GERRALD:'I have, but I've never tried lip venom, but 'I do.
TREY GERRALD:Remember A' girl named Sarah Gibbons in my high school?
TREY GERRALD:She had lip, venom and 'I was so scared and intrigued by the name that was back in
TREY GERRALD:high school.
CHELSEY DONN:this like an og?
TREY GERRALD:Yes.
TREY GERRALD:So today's review is from 2007, so lip venom, to my understanding, the doop company,
TREY GERRALD:This is years before Kylie Jenner or Kendall or whoever.
CHELSEY DONN:Kylie was right.
TREY GERRALD:All right, so why don't we pause?
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my
TREY GERRALD:and 'I are gonna go to the after show.
TREY GERRALD:We're going to actually unbox, we're gonna apply, we're gonna talk through the sensations,
CHELSEY DONN:we'll see if it affects our ability to speak
TREY GERRALD:yes, exactly.
TREY GERRALD:And then we'll come back to the main show and we'll listen to Bug Hart.
TREY GERRALD:Kathy's review.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:'I, can't wait.
TREY GERRALD:B R B Z.
CHELSEY DONN:B R b, 'I.
VOICEOVER:Hold your crown.
VOICEOVER:We'll be right back.
TREY GERRALD:I'm just like, 'I can't stop looking.
CHELSEY DONN:'I know Trey's lips are definitely bigger.
CHELSEY DONN:Mine 'I think are partially bigger.
CHELSEY DONN:They hurt A' little bit, but here we are.
CHELSEY DONN:We are back
TREY GERRALD:We're back time machine.
TREY GERRALD:Woo.
CHELSEY DONN:time machine.
CHELSEY DONN:Time machine.
CHELSEY DONN:Time machine,
TREY GERRALD:So as teased, here we go.
TREY GERRALD:Today I'm gonna be sharing this one Star viewpoints.com review.
CHELSEY DONN:Viewpoints,
TREY GERRALD:New source
CHELSEY DONN:new source.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:for Doop cosmetics.
TREY GERRALD:Lip venom, lip plumping original.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:is written by Bug Hart, Cathy.
TREY GERRALD:This was written July of 2007.
TREY GERRALD:Bug hurt.
TREY GERRALD:Kathy's Subject is, beauty hurts but shouldn't be.
TREY GERRALD:Caps this painful.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:Here we go.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:Astra Gastric the verdict.
TREY GERRALD:Dash Astra Gastric.
TREY GERRALD:Ouch.
TREY GERRALD:Get it off me.
TREY GERRALD:Astro Gastric.
TREY GERRALD:The fax dash Astro gastric.
TREY GERRALD:Made by A' company called Doop Lip.
TREY GERRALD:Phnom is A' product that is supposed to make lips look larger and plumper or bung
CHELSEY DONN:Second Wives Club.
CHELSEY DONN:Get that outta here.
TREY GERRALD:It comes in A', sinister looking small glass vial that has A' screw on lid.
TREY GERRALD:Attached to the lid is A' brush that is used to apply the venom.
TREY GERRALD:After applying the venom, the lips are supposedly plumped because the ingredients
TREY GERRALD:These ingredients are essential oils of cinnamon, winter, green, and ginger.
TREY GERRALD:Lip denim tastes and smells strongly of cinnamon and is kind of refreshing at first.
TREY GERRALD:And then the pain sets in.
TREY GERRALD:'I have no idea if this product actually works as stated, because 'I cannot bear to have
TREY GERRALD:Every time 'I have tried to use lip Phnom 'I am amazed at the super shiny finish of the gloss.
TREY GERRALD:But within five minutes, 'I am running around like A' crazy woman trying to find
CHELSEY DONN:Hello.
TREY GERRALD:The problems.
TREY GERRALD:This causes extend beyond the border of your lips.
TREY GERRALD:Not only does it irritate my lips, but the skin around it too, which become red and itchy.
TREY GERRALD:Plus, what if you kiss someone, their lips would get sticky and stingy, too.
TREY GERRALD:Asterisk, asterisk, star, power, dash, asterisk, asterisk.
TREY GERRALD:Asterisk, one star, asterisk dash, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Want my mommy?
CHELSEY DONN:No.
TREY GERRALD:'I?
TREY GERRALD:Wouldn't wish this product on my worst enemy.
TREY GERRALD:I'm throwing this one in the trash.
TREY GERRALD:Dot, dot, dot.
TREY GERRALD:Except 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't even wanna throw it in the garbage because God forbid, A', raccoon or some
TREY GERRALD:Bottom line.
TREY GERRALD:No.
TREY GERRALD:'I would not recommend this to A' friend.
CHELSEY DONN:All right.
CHELSEY DONN:Second Wives Club.
CHELSEY DONN:You lost me at Second Wives Club.
CHELSEY DONN:Honestly.
TREY GERRALD:Why did they say the second wives club?
CHELSEY DONN:Mean 'I can't trust anybody that that says.
TREY GERRALD:Isn't that the whole plot?
TREY GERRALD:That they're
TREY GERRALD:the first
CHELSEY DONN:wives.
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean 'I just bugs.
CHELSEY DONN:You lost me.
CHELSEY DONN:You lost me.
CHELSEY DONN:At second Wives 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's listen.
TREY GERRALD:Wait, but that is A' cultural image that is totally ingrained in my brain.
TREY GERRALD:Is Li is Goldie Han going
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:so
CHELSEY DONN:It's so good.
CHELSEY DONN:But like also get it right.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean.
CHELSEY DONN:'I agree with some of the things that Bugs is saying, but it does make
CHELSEY DONN:'I tried to drink coffee, but it looked like it was very difficult.
CHELSEY DONN:'I do think that some people are like more sensitive than others in several ways,
CHELSEY DONN:Like even if 'I wasn't using it myself.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I had like A' real life comparison.
CHELSEY DONN:'I do feel like bugs is like blowing this out of proportion.
CHELSEY DONN:A' little bit,
TREY GERRALD:Well, you know, it's very extreme.
TREY GERRALD:It does seem like it's very extreme without giving away the after show, which we recorded already,
CHELSEY DONN:'I was wondering that too, but 'I definitely did taste the cinnamon.
CHELSEY DONN:'I said that from the beginning, like,
TREY GERRALD:It does smell like cinnamon too.
CHELSEY DONN:but then 'I don't see cinnamon on the ingredient list.
TREY GERRALD:And you're right, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Mean 'I do feel like this is A' product that some people will be more sensitive to than others.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:'I mean it seems like A' very extreme reaction.
CHELSEY DONN:What do you expect
TREY GERRALD:called Venom
CHELSEY DONN:lip venom.
CHELSEY DONN:It's gonna make your lips bigger and like maybe if you're really sensitive, you should test
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:'I
TREY GERRALD:'I mean 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't know much about the website viewpoints.com, but you know, it is interesting to me because they
TREY GERRALD:It is this product.
TREY GERRALD:It comes in this container.
TREY GERRALD:You have A' brush that you used to apply it.
CHELSEY DONN:Asterisk.
TREY GERRALD:'I mean?
TREY GERRALD:We gotta talk about the use of asterisk on the page.
TREY GERRALD:It's very beautiful actually.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, I'm sure.
TREY GERRALD:verdict.
TREY GERRALD:Ouch.
TREY GERRALD:Get it off of me.
TREY GERRALD:You know, that's A' specific.
TREY GERRALD:That's A'
CHELSEY DONN:Get it off of me.
TREY GERRALD:and
CHELSEY DONN:The raccoon moment was A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Little funny but
TREY GERRALD:'I mean.
TREY GERRALD:That's really sweet.
TREY GERRALD:Can you imagine actually like if A' little raccoon put on lip plumper?
CHELSEY DONN:'I 'I know 'I was thinking about it too.
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't know what?
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Maybe they would enjoy it.
CHELSEY DONN:Who knows?
TREY GERRALD:To say it burns so badly that 'I cannot take it and have to
TREY GERRALD:That's so extreme.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:What if 'I Kiss someone,
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:'I mean 'I do 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Now 'I am very curious about that question because 'I wonder if 'I went and kissed David right
CHELSEY DONN:David?
TREY GERRALD:Would he?
TREY GERRALD:He's working downstairs.
TREY GERRALD:Would he get, would he get A' tangle?
TREY GERRALD:Like would it
CHELSEY DONN:he, yes.
CHELSEY DONN:'I would think
TREY GERRALD:now?
TREY GERRALD:'I just had A' really?
TREY GERRALD:Adult centered thought.
CHELSEY DONN:'I am.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes.
CHELSEY DONN:'I have the same.
CHELSEY DONN:That would be bad.
CHELSEY DONN:That would not 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't think that would be good.
TREY GERRALD:Two girls, one venom.
TREY GERRALD:And then also 'I mean we just keep pointing to the extremity of this review.
TREY GERRALD:But 'I want my mommy very
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my God.
CHELSEY DONN:So funny and interesting.
CHELSEY DONN:What do you think that BUGS does for A' living?
TREY GERRALD:Well, they obviously didn't write Second Wives Club
CHELSEY DONN:Clearly, clearly they're not in the entertainment industry.
TREY GERRALD:You know, to me honestly, 'I think that Bug Hart Kathy really was like
TREY GERRALD:They're really like going for like, yeah, which 'I appreciate, but 'I don't think
TREY GERRALD:What do you think they do?
CHELSEY DONN:Hmm.
CHELSEY DONN:'I think they're like A', librarian 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think there's somebody that like it has A' pretty vanilla life most of the time and was like
TREY GERRALD:Can you imagine A' librarian with lip venom on
CHELSEY DONN:Yes.
CHELSEY DONN:'I, can
TREY GERRALD:work in that Dewey decimal system?
TREY GERRALD:With the shiniest most pouty
CHELSEY DONN:the bun down and the glasses off and they put the venom on and woo.
CHELSEY DONN:Librarian.
CHELSEY DONN:Hello?
TREY GERRALD:Spelling grammar is perfect on this there 'I, don't
CHELSEY DONN:that's why 'I am getting like teacher vibes with all the asterisks,
TREY GERRALD:They could be because there is A' real clear, beginning, middle, and
TREY GERRALD:And then the pain sets in like, and it's separated on its own.
TREY GERRALD:It's very pretty on the page.
TREY GERRALD:Do we think they're being truthful or are they being shady?
CHELSEY DONN:'I think they're being truthful
CHELSEY DONN:' TREY GERRALD: I do too.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes.
CHELSEY DONN:Which I'm 'I mean 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't want to give away the after show.
CHELSEY DONN:But 'I, wish 'I had had more of this experience.
CHELSEY DONN:'I know.
CHELSEY DONN:Well, we could always put more on, should we put more on,
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:Let's put more in.
TREY GERRALD:Hmm.
TREY GERRALD:This is like the fifth time I'm putting this on.
TREY GERRALD:Do you think this is common or fluky?
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't think it's necessarily common cuz 'I do think that it's like A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Case by case.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm gonna shake it A' little bit, even though it doesn't tell us too.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm just gonna do it just for science 'I.
TREY GERRALD:It's so thick though.
TREY GERRALD:It's not gonna like, you know, 'I feel like if it was really this extreme that you need A' cold
CHELSEY DONN:Well, that's why I'm wondering, like, do you think they changed
CHELSEY DONN:Hey, Kylie Jenner controversy was like really big.
CHELSEY DONN:Like people like, like had A', lot of injuries, 'I wanna say based off of like her product.
TREY GERRALD:that was like A' suction thing, cuz that was like causing blood vessels to pop
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:So do you think like after that happened they like eased up?
TREY GERRALD:'I mean 'I would be curious to do some research and see if the formula changed.
CHELSEY DONN:because personally, 'I feel it.
CHELSEY DONN:And like, again, maybe Trey and 'I are like more masochistic or something
TREY GERRALD:'I like it too.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Wish it was more Wait, but now I'm like totally giving it away.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:'I just can't stop.
TREY GERRALD:'I really have turned into A'.
TREY GERRALD:Toker.
TREY GERRALD:'I just like keep looking at myself and I'm like, pouting my lips.
CHELSEY DONN:Well, we all know that Trey is beautiful.
CHELSEY DONN:All right, so we don't think it's common, but we do think that there's humor,
TREY GERRALD:it be this painful?
TREY GERRALD:What do you think?
TREY GERRALD:Mm.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:owie,
TREY GERRALD:A'.
TREY GERRALD:We 'I mean 'I, can't!, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't know.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:'I would, 'I would really call into question the commonality of
CHELSEY DONN:think so
TREY GERRALD:so extreme.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, it definitely feels extreme to me.
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean it definitely burns.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm not gonna lie.
CHELSEY DONN:Just put it on again, like 'I feel it, but I'm not,
TREY GERRALD:'I feel it
CHELSEY DONN:not crying for my mommy.
TREY GERRALD:I'm not crying for my mommy.
TREY GERRALD:And also, 'I kind of has the opposite reaction.
TREY GERRALD:Like 'I read the 'I review and 'I was like, oh my God.
TREY GERRALD:'I want 'I,
CHELSEY DONN:Right, right.
CHELSEY DONN:Which again, maybe says something more about you and 'I
TREY GERRALD:The marque
CHELSEY DONN:Bug, than Bugsy, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:What do you think of humor though?
TREY GERRALD:Do you think that Bug's Heart, Kathy is intending to be funny.
CHELSEY DONN:'I 'I mean 'I would think they have to with like the raccoon and 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
TREY GERRALD:You think that's funny?
TREY GERRALD:'I thought that was serious.
CHELSEY DONN:you think that they're serious.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:'I mean they say, God forbid, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I 'I.
TREY GERRALD:What?
CHELSEY DONN:So maybe they're not trying to be funny 'I, don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:Beauty hurts.
TREY GERRALD:Well they do say I'm running around like A', crazy woman.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think there's levity there.
TREY GERRALD:'I think they're saying that comically.
TREY GERRALD:But 'I took the raccoon thing as being serious.
TREY GERRALD:'I don't want A' little animal to hurt itself.
TREY GERRALD:It is stinging 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Feel it?
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, that's definitely Ouch.
CHELSEY DONN:Get it off of me.
TREY GERRALD:The verdict.
CHELSEY DONN:Um, okay.
TREY GERRALD:Well, and is there anything else to extrapolate from this 'I mean?
TREY GERRALD:What do you think?
TREY GERRALD:Like, do we have to take into account that it's A' very old review and
CHELSEY DONN:'I do
TREY GERRALD:Or does that not even impact you?
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't think that that impacts the review, but 'I think that that could impact the
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I don't wanna like fully write Kathy off as A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Total.
CHELSEY DONN:Just like hook, like 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think maybe they did read Kathy's review Hooky.
TREY GERRALD:Fluke.
TREY GERRALD:A' hook.
TREY GERRALD:What's A' Hook?
TREY GERRALD:A'.
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't know
TREY GERRALD:Who got the hooch?
CHELSEY DONN:It's
TREY GERRALD:Wait.
TREY GERRALD:You know what?
TREY GERRALD:It's weird.
TREY GERRALD:This is for Patreon to watch, but when 'I press my lips together and then 'I
CHELSEY DONN:K 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think 'I might kook.
CHELSEY DONN:Mm-hmm.
CHELSEY DONN:K.
TREY GERRALD:kooky.
TREY GERRALD:You're so kooky.
CHELSEY DONN:know why 'I said A'.
TREY GERRALD:You know, like A'.
TREY GERRALD:Um, well, 'I don't even know what the politically term for this or this anymore,
TREY GERRALD:That's what happens when 'I press my lips together.
TREY GERRALD:My lips are like for two seconds, fully white.
TREY GERRALD:That makes me scared.
CHELSEY DONN:oh, were mine 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't think so.
TREY GERRALD:mean I've literally put like eight levels on.
TREY GERRALD:I'm gonna be in pain tomorrow.
TREY GERRALD:All right.
CHELSEY DONN:This is hilarious.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's crown, but let's Crown Bugsy.
TREY GERRALD:All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
TREY GERRALD:In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.
VOICEOVER:The Queens are Tabulating
VOICEOVER:to A' school.
TREY GERRALD:I'm conflicted.
TREY GERRALD:I'm conflicted.
TREY GERRALD:I'm not looking
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, 'I am putting my hand on.
TREY GERRALD:Okay, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Interesting.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey is holding A' sting.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey is holding up four crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm holding up two and A' half crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:'I went with two and A' half.
CHELSEY DONN:'I thought it was sort of like middle of the road in terms of whether or not 'I
CHELSEY DONN:I'm gonna not order it.
CHELSEY DONN:It's gonna be terrible.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Do think that Bugsy is A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Little bit dramatic with the mommy and like all of it.
CHELSEY DONN:And the Second Wives Club, they really lost me at the Second Wives Club.
CHELSEY DONN:'I just couldn't.
CHELSEY DONN:'I was completely offended for Goldie Han, who is my dog.
CHELSEY DONN:Goldie's, namesake, and 'I just really couldn't award them more than two.
CHELSEY DONN:And A' half crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:As soon as 'I heard that.
CHELSEY DONN:But in all seriousness, you did go ahead and buy the product.
CHELSEY DONN:It didn't stop you from buying it.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I couldn't give more than two and A' half crowns for that reason.
CHELSEY DONN:Pure research, um, on the ground.
CHELSEY DONN:So that was why 'I went with two and A' half crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:Why?
CHELSEY DONN:For Trey?
CHELSEY DONN:'I?
TREY GERRALD:say four, because 'I don't know if you can or cannot on
TREY GERRALD:But ultimately, 'I really think on the page.
TREY GERRALD:It's really beautiful.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think that bug heart.
TREY GERRALD:Kathy does it.
TREY GERRALD:A' beautiful job of spelling out the entire journey of the pro of the product.
TREY GERRALD:'I like that, they just tell you upfront, this is the verdict.
TREY GERRALD:Uh, ouch.
TREY GERRALD:Get it off of me.
TREY GERRALD:They tell you like what the product is, you know how to use it.
TREY GERRALD:'I think that's helpful cuz 'I did notice in some of my research that
TREY GERRALD:So Bug Hart gives it away.
TREY GERRALD:There's A' beautiful narrative and you know, 'I wanted A' mirrored.
TREY GERRALD:Experience to Bug Hart.
TREY GERRALD:So it actually had the opposite reaction, which made me want to buy the product, which is why
TREY GERRALD:'I like the concern for animal welfare and you know, it is unfortunate.
TREY GERRALD:'I think they definitely did A' few auto correct passes here.
TREY GERRALD:They were really concerned, but they didn't catch that they were misnaming,
TREY GERRALD:So that's, that
TREY GERRALD:is
CHELSEY DONN:fail.
CHELSEY DONN:Big
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Hope that no raccoons were harmed.
TREY GERRALD:And um, I'm not throwing mine out.
CHELSEY DONN:No, I'm gonna be keeping mine.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm keeping mine for sure.
TREY GERRALD:All right, well, there we go.
TREY GERRALD:Lip venom.
CHELSEY DONN:Lip then I'm feeling
TREY GERRALD:Lip venom.
CHELSEY DONN:stingy.
CHELSEY DONN:An
TREY GERRALD:Well, let's take our stinging and let's not throw it in the garbage.
TREY GERRALD:Let's actually look at beautiful things.
TREY GERRALD:ChelseyBD, we have reached the most regal portion of our.
TREY GERRALD:Show ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today for?
TREY GERRALD:This plump.
VOICEOVER:My, Royal, Highness.
CHELSEY DONN:Thank you for asking Trey.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get serious an email.
CHELSEY DONN:'I even wrote something out for today just because it felt appropriate, so,
CHELSEY DONN:We don't record this in real time, but we have the writer strike happening, and 'I wanted to
CHELSEY DONN:There will be no stories or books, television shows to binge or movies to watch.
CHELSEY DONN:No cliches to eye roll or tastemakers to praise.
CHELSEY DONN:No way to recall the things we've forgotten or imagine new roads to wander.
CHELSEY DONN:So to the people who are brave enough to share why it's enough to listen and
CHELSEY DONN:Thank you.
CHELSEY DONN:You are My, Royal, Highness, and thank you for continuing to do what you do.
TREY GERRALD:You wrote that,
CHELSEY DONN:'I did.
TREY GERRALD:that was so beautiful,
CHELSEY DONN:thanks.
TREY GERRALD:Yes, 'I mean 'I think it's goes without saying that ChelseyBD and
TREY GERRALD:Member of the Writer's Guild, obviously ChelseyBD and 'I have A' love for the art
TREY GERRALD:When it comes to television, the writer is king, the writer is the executive producer.
TREY GERRALD:They have the final say.
TREY GERRALD:It is their beauty, their story, their creation.
TREY GERRALD:It is their world that everyone else gets to contribute to.
TREY GERRALD:And it's disgusting to me that we keep going in these.
TREY GERRALD:Patterns.
TREY GERRALD:This is not the first writer strike.
TREY GERRALD:And you know, if you recall, the writer strike in the early aughts is what led to the rise of
TREY GERRALD:You guys, if we don't use our creativity to create fantastic explorations of what could be possible,
CHELSEY DONN:Agree.
TREY GERRALD:We should all stand with all of the writers.
TREY GERRALD:Consider how bleak life would be.
TREY GERRALD:Without possibility and that's what it is to be A' writer and A' creator.
TREY GERRALD:So yes, we stand with the w g A' and hopefully if you don't know what we're
TREY GERRALD:It's really wild compensation.
TREY GERRALD:People are insane.
TREY GERRALD:Everyone is so greeting gross.
TREY GERRALD:Speaking of join A' Patreon, but yes, 'I Concur.
TREY GERRALD:What A' beautiful induction.
TREY GERRALD:We all support the Writer's Guild of America.
TREY GERRALD:Yes indeed.
TREY GERRALD:Beautiful choice.
TREY GERRALD:ChelseyBD 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Love going A'.
TREY GERRALD:Little bit emo.
TREY GERRALD:Especially with this lip venom
TREY GERRALD:on
CHELSEY DONN:know, right?
CHELSEY DONN:It's so hot and bothered, and woo.
TREY GERRALD:'I do feel A' little flashed 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Do feel like 'I have A'.
TREY GERRALD:Little bit of A' headache and 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Wish that 'I could drink more coffee, but it's too complicated with A' lip in them.
CHELSEY DONN:'I know 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Do feel A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Little hot.
CHELSEY DONN:'I not gonna
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Feel A'.
TREY GERRALD:Little
CHELSEY DONN:A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Little heated, maybe that's like A' delayed reaction.
TREY GERRALD:Well we did A'.
TREY GERRALD:Queen.
TREY GERRALD:That is another round on the R you A'.
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TREY GERRALD:My mouth looks like A' monkey's ass.
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TREY GERRALD:gender non specific Queen.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm my mom.
CHELSEY DONN:Mommy, bye.
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TREY GERRALD:'I can't stop putting it
CHELSEY DONN:But you're still doing it.
TREY GERRALD:I've turned into A' Monster.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Want you to go kiss David?
TREY GERRALD:'I brought this wig so that 'I could be A' Pretty lady.
TREY GERRALD:But the product was too distracting.
TREY GERRALD:'I couldn't even put it
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my goodness.
TREY GERRALD:Wait, should 'I let you want me to text David in the meantime?
TREY GERRALD:Like while we're still rolling and I'll see if he'll come up and then I'll 'I.
TREY GERRALD:We'll see.
TREY GERRALD:He's not gonna wanna put it on though.
CHELSEY DONN:Just kiss him.
CHELSEY DONN:Will he be mad about it?
TREY GERRALD:Please come
CHELSEY DONN:Smooch me now.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
TREY GERRALD:for the end of the pod.
TREY GERRALD:'I need to give you A' kiss.
TREY GERRALD:Hurry.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't let A' sound.
CHELSEY DONN:David.
TREY GERRALD:Hurry.
TREY GERRALD:He says, okay,
CHELSEY DONN:What A' Good guy.
TREY GERRALD:everything up.
CHELSEY DONN:Does he know what?
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, he doesn't know.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, he's on the phone.
TREY GERRALD:Hi.
TREY GERRALD:Hurry.
TREY GERRALD:Come here.
TREY GERRALD:Hey, what's going on?
TREY GERRALD:Just come here and 'I need to give you A' kiss.
TREY GERRALD:Okay?
TREY GERRALD:Oh my God.
TREY GERRALD:What is that?
TREY GERRALD:Hi.
TREY GERRALD:What is that?
TREY GERRALD:Gloss?
TREY GERRALD:Do you feel anything on your lips?
TREY GERRALD:Stickiness.
TREY GERRALD:'I,
CHELSEY DONN:Just sticky,
TREY GERRALD:Um, wait.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:Oh my gosh.
TREY GERRALD:Um, 'I have A'.
TREY GERRALD:Really bad sense of smell.
TREY GERRALD:Let me smell again.
TREY GERRALD:Uh, some fruity scent 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:fruity.
CHELSEY DONN:Do you feel anything
TREY GERRALD:do your lips feel any way?
TREY GERRALD:Very sticky.
CHELSEY DONN:Just sticky,
TREY GERRALD:you just put lip venom on.
TREY GERRALD:What the heck?
TREY GERRALD:Lip venom.
TREY GERRALD:'I 'I can't hear ChelseyBD, by the way.
TREY GERRALD:It's Oh, that's kind.
TREY GERRALD:Right.
TREY GERRALD:Funny.
TREY GERRALD:It's not burning.
TREY GERRALD:A' lip plumper.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, how do my lips look?
TREY GERRALD:Um, it does not burn.
TREY GERRALD:Is it burning you?
TREY GERRALD:You'll have to listen to the episode.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes,
TREY GERRALD:Gosh.
TREY GERRALD:All right.
TREY GERRALD:Love you.
TREY GERRALD:you.
TREY GERRALD:Bye.
CHELSEY DONN:David.
TREY GERRALD:A'
TREY GERRALD:what A'?
TREY GERRALD:Good sport.
CHELSEY DONN:husband.
TREY GERRALD:All right.
TREY GERRALD:Bye.