VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion.

VOICEOVER:

Every Californian and Virginian.

VOICEOVER:

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, someone's gotta settle the score.

VOICEOVER:

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!Who's views win, which ones lose.

VOICEOVER:

Online haters are coming for you.

VOICEOVER:

Baby, It's Time To REVIEW THAT REVIEW!

CHELSEY DONN:

Hello.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, hello there and hello listeners.

TREY GERRALD:

Welcome to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

CHELSEY DONN:

reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's Trey Gerrald.

TREY GERRALD:

And that is Chelsey Donn.

TREY GERRALD:

And together we are.

VOICEOVER:

The Review, Queen,

TREY GERRALD:

But before we review reviews, ChelseyBD 'I need to know,

VOICEOVER:

Lodge, A, Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

today?

CHELSEY DONN:

In fact, 'I do.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I would like to speak to the manager, if that's okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, 'I never like to call out particular restaurants or businesses because what we do

CHELSEY DONN:

'I just, I'm A', Queen and 'I need to do it.

CHELSEY DONN:

And so there's this restaurant called Paquito Moss.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's A' Mexican.

TREY GERRALD:

is that small More.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' little more.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, oh.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's in A' and 'I really like it.

CHELSEY DONN:

And actually my boss has me go there all the time for her and her kids.

CHELSEY DONN:

And every single time, every single time 'I go there, they get the order wrong.

CHELSEY DONN:

Every time.

CHELSEY DONN:

No.

CHELSEY DONN:

Every time 'I used to order it on the phone, 'I was like, maybe the phone is the issue.

CHELSEY DONN:

So now 'I order it in person.

CHELSEY DONN:

Then when 'I order it on person, 'I 'I, literally 'I am like, A' crazy person.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm like, can you repeat the order back to me?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, repeat it back.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I go.

CHELSEY DONN:

Can you just repeat it back one more time?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just to assure that we're both on the same page.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now my boss and her kids are vegetarian, so that's why it, this becomes an issue.

CHELSEY DONN:

One of the kids is not vegetarian, but all of the other ones are 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Went there again yesterday.

CHELSEY DONN:

Same thing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Pickup food for the boss.

CHELSEY DONN:

Ordered three, just bean burritos, no cheese 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know why they like it that way.

CHELSEY DONN:

Whatever.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't wanna yuck their yum.

CHELSEY DONN:

But that's what these kids like cuz they don't eat cheese or meat.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're vegan.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then one chicken burrito.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank God 'I checked before 'I left because they gave me two chicken tuban, which means 'I would've

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I, just like 'I went to tell the woman there was A' mistake, and

CHELSEY DONN:

Now my question is, 'I go there all the time.

CHELSEY DONN:

They always get my order wrong.

CHELSEY DONN:

My boss goes there on her own.

CHELSEY DONN:

They always get her order wrong.

CHELSEY DONN:

How are you even gonna act surprised or annoyed when someone comes up to

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean eventually she did say like, oh, 'I, read it wrong.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I did it wrong.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, fine.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, I'm not here to like chastise you, but don't make me feel bad that I'm coming up here.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I being like, yeah, make me another burrito.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, come on, let's go.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Gotta get outta here.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I got things to do.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't have all day to sit here to have you remake the food constantly.

CHELSEY DONN:

Constantly, and it's just annoying because they like this restaurant.

CHELSEY DONN:

The restaurant's fine, 'I, like the people that work there, they seem very nice.

CHELSEY DONN:

But why?

CHELSEY DONN:

Why does this keep happening?

TREY GERRALD:

That's very frustrating.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm also like pearl clutching at the fact that they would be retaliating

CHELSEY DONN:

felt like A' full Karen, and like maybe 'I was coming

CHELSEY DONN:

And sometimes when you're like on the clock and you know the list you have to do

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe 'I was like A' little bit coming at her, but she was like not putting

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I was like, please can we just remake this?

CHELSEY DONN:

She was not happy.

TREY GERRALD:

Did you say this keeps happening?

CHELSEY DONN:

said, this happens every time 'I come here.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, it does.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like every single time 'I come here, this is why 'I like went over the

CHELSEY DONN:

And it's just like staring at me like I'm A' crazy person, which maybe 'I was,

TREY GERRALD:

No 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Hear this, Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

That's really frustrating, you know?

TREY GERRALD:

It's interesting because when our nephew, Denver stays with us, he loves to get Chipotle

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

so we ordered Chipotle and very similar.

TREY GERRALD:

David is A' vegetarian, so he cannot have meat on his and they will like completely mess it up.

TREY GERRALD:

So much so that we stopped ordering it from the app and then 'I did it from Uber Eats

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know if they're not reading the like specific instructions that say like sands

TREY GERRALD:

Maybe they just go into like autopilot and they're just like scooping

TREY GERRALD:

But that is the whole point.

TREY GERRALD:

You're constructing from nothing, so you should just be going down the itemized

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

So

TREY GERRALD:

frustrating.

TREY GERRALD:

'I hear that, especially when it comes to food preparation cuz you're so hungry, then

TREY GERRALD:

you're just hangry.

CHELSEY DONN:

And also when you're working, cuz you're like on the clock and you're

CHELSEY DONN:

All

TREY GERRALD:

tell you should tell your boss if, um, they want to keep ordering from this

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

They need to add A' half an hour of therapy to my week every

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, exactly.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Hear you.

TREY GERRALD:

Very good Complaint Boy, do 'I hate A' incorrectly prepared order, especially when

CHELSEY DONN:

rudeness.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

And I'm compassionate, but you know, 'I can't.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right, that's my Complaint

TREY GERRALD:

Good Complaint.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Feel better.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna exhale.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let that go.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, now that I've complained and you validated me, should we jump into some online reviews and

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Love it.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's do it.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's.

VOICEOVER:

Review, That, Review.

CHELSEY DONN:

As you know, we are your trustee.

CHELSEY DONN:

Review Queen.

CHELSEY DONN:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

TREY GERRALD:

We read you A' review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that

TREY GERRALD:

Now this is A' very regal process that we call.

VOICEOVER:

That, Kvetch.

CHELSEY DONN:

So Regal.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey, you are up this week.

CHELSEY DONN:

What have you brought in for us?

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, full disclosure, ChelseyBD, if you recall several episodes back, 'I got A' special

TREY GERRALD:

So 'I, don't know ChelseyBD, has anything been, um, dropped at your doorstep recently?

CHELSEY DONN:

There was this Amazon Prime envelope

TREY GERRALD:

Ooh,

CHELSEY DONN:

that arrived and 'I didn't recall ordering anything from Amazon,

TREY GERRALD:

So listeners, if you are not watching on our Patreon, ChelseyBD and

TREY GERRALD:

So 'I am in New Jersey, Chelsea's in Hollywood.

TREY GERRALD:

Now let's compare our packaging here.

TREY GERRALD:

So same envelope but 'I have A' yellow sticker.

TREY GERRALD:

You have A' pink sticker.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do have A' pink sticker.

TREY GERRALD:

Also, 'I had A' delay in my delivery and.

TREY GERRALD:

Your yours was on time and your delivery cost 20 cents more.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know why.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so in order to find out what today we're reviewing, so we're going

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, no bug.

TREY GERRALD:

No, no, no.

TREY GERRALD:

That's just the username.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, but then listeners,

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm

TREY GERRALD:

here we go.

TREY GERRALD:

You need to join our Patreon if you haven't yet, because on our after show today, ChelseyBD and

TREY GERRALD:

So before we get into the review, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD, why don't we open the product together?

TREY GERRALD:

Then we will pause midway through.

TREY GERRALD:

We will do our live review together on our after show in the middle of the main

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD, are you ready to open your Amazon

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm bugging and 'I heart.

CHELSEY DONN:

This idea Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's open

TREY GERRALD:

Wait, wait.

TREY GERRALD:

Shake it.

TREY GERRALD:

What?

TREY GERRALD:

Do you have any ideas?

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, so when 'I, like when it first came in the mail and 'I

CHELSEY DONN:

That's why 'I got scared.

CHELSEY DONN:

When you said bug heart like it, it almost sounded like, is it pills?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

It's got A' little shake.

CHELSEY DONN:

Rattle and roll.

TREY GERRALD:

What does it feel like in there?

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean?

TREY GERRALD:

It's, it's A' little, tiny product inside of this giant eight by 12

CHELSEY DONN:

It feels like A' glass, small container or something

TREY GERRALD:

it sounds like that, right?

TREY GERRALD:

All right, let's do it.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's open.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's something in it.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, no.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's something shaking around.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right, I'm opening.

TREY GERRALD:

And I'm gonna leave it to you to tell us,

CHELSEY DONN:

do, do, do.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm so scared.

CHELSEY DONN:

Is this.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Am so excited.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right, so this is awesome.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is Doops Lip Vem, the original lip plumper.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh

TREY GERRALD:

you ever heard of this?

CHELSEY DONN:

I've definitely tried like A', Sephora, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've like sampled some of their products, but I've never tried this one.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

Have you ever used A' lip plumping product in your life?

CHELSEY DONN:

Not like the like when it wasn't like, oh, I'm just in the store.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's try it Like I've never purchased A' lip plumper, have you?

TREY GERRALD:

'I have, but I've never tried lip venom, but 'I do.

TREY GERRALD:

Remember A' girl named Sarah Gibbons in my high school?

TREY GERRALD:

She had lip, venom and 'I was so scared and intrigued by the name that was back in

TREY GERRALD:

high school.

CHELSEY DONN:

this like an og?

TREY GERRALD:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

So today's review is from 2007, so lip venom, to my understanding, the doop company,

TREY GERRALD:

This is years before Kylie Jenner or Kendall or whoever.

CHELSEY DONN:

Kylie was right.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so why don't we pause?

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my

TREY GERRALD:

and 'I are gonna go to the after show.

TREY GERRALD:

We're going to actually unbox, we're gonna apply, we're gonna talk through the sensations,

CHELSEY DONN:

we'll see if it affects our ability to speak

TREY GERRALD:

yes, exactly.

TREY GERRALD:

And then we'll come back to the main show and we'll listen to Bug Hart.

TREY GERRALD:

Kathy's review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, can't wait.

TREY GERRALD:

B R B Z.

CHELSEY DONN:

B R b, 'I.

VOICEOVER:

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER:

We'll be right back.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm just like, 'I can't stop looking.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know Trey's lips are definitely bigger.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mine 'I think are partially bigger.

CHELSEY DONN:

They hurt A' little bit, but here we are.

CHELSEY DONN:

We are back

TREY GERRALD:

We're back time machine.

TREY GERRALD:

Woo.

CHELSEY DONN:

time machine.

CHELSEY DONN:

Time machine.

CHELSEY DONN:

Time machine,

TREY GERRALD:

So as teased, here we go.

TREY GERRALD:

Today I'm gonna be sharing this one Star viewpoints.com review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Viewpoints,

TREY GERRALD:

New source

CHELSEY DONN:

new source.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

for Doop cosmetics.

TREY GERRALD:

Lip venom, lip plumping original.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

is written by Bug Hart, Cathy.

TREY GERRALD:

This was written July of 2007.

TREY GERRALD:

Bug hurt.

TREY GERRALD:

Kathy's Subject is, beauty hurts but shouldn't be.

TREY GERRALD:

Caps this painful.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Here we go.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Astra Gastric the verdict.

TREY GERRALD:

Dash Astra Gastric.

TREY GERRALD:

Ouch.

TREY GERRALD:

Get it off me.

TREY GERRALD:

Astro Gastric.

TREY GERRALD:

The fax dash Astro gastric.

TREY GERRALD:

Made by A' company called Doop Lip.

TREY GERRALD:

Phnom is A' product that is supposed to make lips look larger and plumper or bung

CHELSEY DONN:

Second Wives Club.

CHELSEY DONN:

Get that outta here.

TREY GERRALD:

It comes in A', sinister looking small glass vial that has A' screw on lid.

TREY GERRALD:

Attached to the lid is A' brush that is used to apply the venom.

TREY GERRALD:

After applying the venom, the lips are supposedly plumped because the ingredients

TREY GERRALD:

These ingredients are essential oils of cinnamon, winter, green, and ginger.

TREY GERRALD:

Lip denim tastes and smells strongly of cinnamon and is kind of refreshing at first.

TREY GERRALD:

And then the pain sets in.

TREY GERRALD:

'I have no idea if this product actually works as stated, because 'I cannot bear to have

TREY GERRALD:

Every time 'I have tried to use lip Phnom 'I am amazed at the super shiny finish of the gloss.

TREY GERRALD:

But within five minutes, 'I am running around like A' crazy woman trying to find

CHELSEY DONN:

Hello.

TREY GERRALD:

The problems.

TREY GERRALD:

This causes extend beyond the border of your lips.

TREY GERRALD:

Not only does it irritate my lips, but the skin around it too, which become red and itchy.

TREY GERRALD:

Plus, what if you kiss someone, their lips would get sticky and stingy, too.

TREY GERRALD:

Asterisk, asterisk, star, power, dash, asterisk, asterisk.

TREY GERRALD:

Asterisk, one star, asterisk dash, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Want my mommy?

CHELSEY DONN:

No.

TREY GERRALD:

'I?

TREY GERRALD:

Wouldn't wish this product on my worst enemy.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm throwing this one in the trash.

TREY GERRALD:

Dot, dot, dot.

TREY GERRALD:

Except 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't even wanna throw it in the garbage because God forbid, A', raccoon or some

TREY GERRALD:

Bottom line.

TREY GERRALD:

No.

TREY GERRALD:

'I would not recommend this to A' friend.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Second Wives Club.

CHELSEY DONN:

You lost me at Second Wives Club.

CHELSEY DONN:

Honestly.

TREY GERRALD:

Why did they say the second wives club?

CHELSEY DONN:

Mean 'I can't trust anybody that that says.

TREY GERRALD:

Isn't that the whole plot?

TREY GERRALD:

That they're

TREY GERRALD:

the first

CHELSEY DONN:

wives.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean 'I just bugs.

CHELSEY DONN:

You lost me.

CHELSEY DONN:

You lost me.

CHELSEY DONN:

At second Wives 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's listen.

TREY GERRALD:

Wait, but that is A' cultural image that is totally ingrained in my brain.

TREY GERRALD:

Is Li is Goldie Han going

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

so

CHELSEY DONN:

It's so good.

CHELSEY DONN:

But like also get it right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I agree with some of the things that Bugs is saying, but it does make

CHELSEY DONN:

'I tried to drink coffee, but it looked like it was very difficult.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do think that some people are like more sensitive than others in several ways,

CHELSEY DONN:

Like even if 'I wasn't using it myself.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I had like A' real life comparison.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do feel like bugs is like blowing this out of proportion.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' little bit,

TREY GERRALD:

Well, you know, it's very extreme.

TREY GERRALD:

It does seem like it's very extreme without giving away the after show, which we recorded already,

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was wondering that too, but 'I definitely did taste the cinnamon.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I said that from the beginning, like,

TREY GERRALD:

It does smell like cinnamon too.

CHELSEY DONN:

but then 'I don't see cinnamon on the ingredient list.

TREY GERRALD:

And you're right, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Mean 'I do feel like this is A' product that some people will be more sensitive to than others.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean it seems like A' very extreme reaction.

CHELSEY DONN:

What do you expect

TREY GERRALD:

called Venom

CHELSEY DONN:

lip venom.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's gonna make your lips bigger and like maybe if you're really sensitive, you should test

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know much about the website viewpoints.com, but you know, it is interesting to me because they

TREY GERRALD:

It is this product.

TREY GERRALD:

It comes in this container.

TREY GERRALD:

You have A' brush that you used to apply it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Asterisk.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean?

TREY GERRALD:

We gotta talk about the use of asterisk on the page.

TREY GERRALD:

It's very beautiful actually.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, I'm sure.

TREY GERRALD:

verdict.

TREY GERRALD:

Ouch.

TREY GERRALD:

Get it off of me.

TREY GERRALD:

You know, that's A' specific.

TREY GERRALD:

That's A'

CHELSEY DONN:

Get it off of me.

TREY GERRALD:

and

CHELSEY DONN:

The raccoon moment was A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little funny but

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean.

TREY GERRALD:

That's really sweet.

TREY GERRALD:

Can you imagine actually like if A' little raccoon put on lip plumper?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I 'I know 'I was thinking about it too.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't know what?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe they would enjoy it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Who knows?

TREY GERRALD:

To say it burns so badly that 'I cannot take it and have to

TREY GERRALD:

That's so extreme.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

What if 'I Kiss someone,

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean 'I do 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Now 'I am very curious about that question because 'I wonder if 'I went and kissed David right

CHELSEY DONN:

David?

TREY GERRALD:

Would he?

TREY GERRALD:

He's working downstairs.

TREY GERRALD:

Would he get, would he get A' tangle?

TREY GERRALD:

Like would it

CHELSEY DONN:

he, yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I would think

TREY GERRALD:

now?

TREY GERRALD:

'I just had A' really?

TREY GERRALD:

Adult centered thought.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I am.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I have the same.

CHELSEY DONN:

That would be bad.

CHELSEY DONN:

That would not 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't think that would be good.

TREY GERRALD:

Two girls, one venom.

TREY GERRALD:

And then also 'I mean we just keep pointing to the extremity of this review.

TREY GERRALD:

But 'I want my mommy very

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

So funny and interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

What do you think that BUGS does for A' living?

TREY GERRALD:

Well, they obviously didn't write Second Wives Club

CHELSEY DONN:

Clearly, clearly they're not in the entertainment industry.

TREY GERRALD:

You know, to me honestly, 'I think that Bug Hart Kathy really was like

TREY GERRALD:

They're really like going for like, yeah, which 'I appreciate, but 'I don't think

TREY GERRALD:

What do you think they do?

CHELSEY DONN:

Hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think they're like A', librarian 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think there's somebody that like it has A' pretty vanilla life most of the time and was like

TREY GERRALD:

Can you imagine A' librarian with lip venom on

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, can

TREY GERRALD:

work in that Dewey decimal system?

TREY GERRALD:

With the shiniest most pouty

CHELSEY DONN:

the bun down and the glasses off and they put the venom on and woo.

CHELSEY DONN:

Librarian.

CHELSEY DONN:

Hello?

TREY GERRALD:

Spelling grammar is perfect on this there 'I, don't

CHELSEY DONN:

that's why 'I am getting like teacher vibes with all the asterisks,

TREY GERRALD:

They could be because there is A' real clear, beginning, middle, and

TREY GERRALD:

And then the pain sets in like, and it's separated on its own.

TREY GERRALD:

It's very pretty on the page.

TREY GERRALD:

Do we think they're being truthful or are they being shady?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think they're being truthful

CHELSEY DONN:

' TREY GERRALD: I do too.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

Which I'm 'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't want to give away the after show.

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I, wish 'I had had more of this experience.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, we could always put more on, should we put more on,

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's put more in.

TREY GERRALD:

Hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

This is like the fifth time I'm putting this on.

TREY GERRALD:

Do you think this is common or fluky?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't think it's necessarily common cuz 'I do think that it's like A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Case by case.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna shake it A' little bit, even though it doesn't tell us too.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm just gonna do it just for science 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

It's so thick though.

TREY GERRALD:

It's not gonna like, you know, 'I feel like if it was really this extreme that you need A' cold

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, that's why I'm wondering, like, do you think they changed

CHELSEY DONN:

Hey, Kylie Jenner controversy was like really big.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like people like, like had A', lot of injuries, 'I wanna say based off of like her product.

TREY GERRALD:

that was like A' suction thing, cuz that was like causing blood vessels to pop

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

So do you think like after that happened they like eased up?

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean 'I would be curious to do some research and see if the formula changed.

CHELSEY DONN:

because personally, 'I feel it.

CHELSEY DONN:

And like, again, maybe Trey and 'I are like more masochistic or something

TREY GERRALD:

'I like it too.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Wish it was more Wait, but now I'm like totally giving it away.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I just can't stop.

TREY GERRALD:

'I really have turned into A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Toker.

TREY GERRALD:

'I just like keep looking at myself and I'm like, pouting my lips.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, we all know that Trey is beautiful.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right, so we don't think it's common, but we do think that there's humor,

TREY GERRALD:

it be this painful?

TREY GERRALD:

What do you think?

TREY GERRALD:

Mm.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

owie,

TREY GERRALD:

A'.

TREY GERRALD:

We 'I mean 'I, can't!, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I would, 'I would really call into question the commonality of

CHELSEY DONN:

think so

TREY GERRALD:

so extreme.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, it definitely feels extreme to me.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean it definitely burns.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm not gonna lie.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just put it on again, like 'I feel it, but I'm not,

TREY GERRALD:

'I feel it

CHELSEY DONN:

not crying for my mommy.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm not crying for my mommy.

TREY GERRALD:

And also, 'I kind of has the opposite reaction.

TREY GERRALD:

Like 'I read the 'I review and 'I was like, oh my God.

TREY GERRALD:

'I want 'I,

CHELSEY DONN:

Right, right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Which again, maybe says something more about you and 'I

TREY GERRALD:

The marque

CHELSEY DONN:

Bug, than Bugsy, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

What do you think of humor though?

TREY GERRALD:

Do you think that Bug's Heart, Kathy is intending to be funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I 'I mean 'I would think they have to with like the raccoon and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

You think that's funny?

TREY GERRALD:

'I thought that was serious.

CHELSEY DONN:

you think that they're serious.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean they say, God forbid, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

What?

CHELSEY DONN:

So maybe they're not trying to be funny 'I, don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Beauty hurts.

TREY GERRALD:

Well they do say I'm running around like A', crazy woman.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think there's levity there.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think they're saying that comically.

TREY GERRALD:

But 'I took the raccoon thing as being serious.

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't want A' little animal to hurt itself.

TREY GERRALD:

It is stinging 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Feel it?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, that's definitely Ouch.

CHELSEY DONN:

Get it off of me.

TREY GERRALD:

The verdict.

CHELSEY DONN:

Um, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, and is there anything else to extrapolate from this 'I mean?

TREY GERRALD:

What do you think?

TREY GERRALD:

Like, do we have to take into account that it's A' very old review and

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do

TREY GERRALD:

Or does that not even impact you?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't think that that impacts the review, but 'I think that that could impact the

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I don't wanna like fully write Kathy off as A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Total.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just like hook, like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think maybe they did read Kathy's review Hooky.

TREY GERRALD:

Fluke.

TREY GERRALD:

A' hook.

TREY GERRALD:

What's A' Hook?

TREY GERRALD:

A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't know

TREY GERRALD:

Who got the hooch?

CHELSEY DONN:

It's

TREY GERRALD:

Wait.

TREY GERRALD:

You know what?

TREY GERRALD:

It's weird.

TREY GERRALD:

This is for Patreon to watch, but when 'I press my lips together and then 'I

CHELSEY DONN:

K 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think 'I might kook.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

K.

TREY GERRALD:

kooky.

TREY GERRALD:

You're so kooky.

CHELSEY DONN:

know why 'I said A'.

TREY GERRALD:

You know, like A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, well, 'I don't even know what the politically term for this or this anymore,

TREY GERRALD:

That's what happens when 'I press my lips together.

TREY GERRALD:

My lips are like for two seconds, fully white.

TREY GERRALD:

That makes me scared.

CHELSEY DONN:

oh, were mine 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't think so.

TREY GERRALD:

mean I've literally put like eight levels on.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm gonna be in pain tomorrow.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is hilarious.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's crown, but let's Crown Bugsy.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER:

to A' school.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm conflicted.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm conflicted.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm not looking

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, 'I am putting my hand on.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey is holding A' sting.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey is holding up four crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm holding up two and A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I went with two and A' half.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I thought it was sort of like middle of the road in terms of whether or not 'I

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna not order it.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's gonna be terrible.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do think that Bugsy is A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little bit dramatic with the mommy and like all of it.

CHELSEY DONN:

And the Second Wives Club, they really lost me at the Second Wives Club.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I just couldn't.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was completely offended for Goldie Han, who is my dog.

CHELSEY DONN:

Goldie's, namesake, and 'I just really couldn't award them more than two.

CHELSEY DONN:

And A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

As soon as 'I heard that.

CHELSEY DONN:

But in all seriousness, you did go ahead and buy the product.

CHELSEY DONN:

It didn't stop you from buying it.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I couldn't give more than two and A' half crowns for that reason.

CHELSEY DONN:

Pure research, um, on the ground.

CHELSEY DONN:

So that was why 'I went with two and A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why?

CHELSEY DONN:

For Trey?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I?

TREY GERRALD:

say four, because 'I don't know if you can or cannot on

TREY GERRALD:

But ultimately, 'I really think on the page.

TREY GERRALD:

It's really beautiful.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think that bug heart.

TREY GERRALD:

Kathy does it.

TREY GERRALD:

A' beautiful job of spelling out the entire journey of the pro of the product.

TREY GERRALD:

'I like that, they just tell you upfront, this is the verdict.

TREY GERRALD:

Uh, ouch.

TREY GERRALD:

Get it off of me.

TREY GERRALD:

They tell you like what the product is, you know how to use it.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think that's helpful cuz 'I did notice in some of my research that

TREY GERRALD:

So Bug Hart gives it away.

TREY GERRALD:

There's A' beautiful narrative and you know, 'I wanted A' mirrored.

TREY GERRALD:

Experience to Bug Hart.

TREY GERRALD:

So it actually had the opposite reaction, which made me want to buy the product, which is why

TREY GERRALD:

'I like the concern for animal welfare and you know, it is unfortunate.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think they definitely did A' few auto correct passes here.

TREY GERRALD:

They were really concerned, but they didn't catch that they were misnaming,

TREY GERRALD:

So that's, that

TREY GERRALD:

is

CHELSEY DONN:

fail.

CHELSEY DONN:

Big

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Hope that no raccoons were harmed.

TREY GERRALD:

And um, I'm not throwing mine out.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, I'm gonna be keeping mine.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm keeping mine for sure.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, well, there we go.

TREY GERRALD:

Lip venom.

CHELSEY DONN:

Lip then I'm feeling

TREY GERRALD:

Lip venom.

CHELSEY DONN:

stingy.

CHELSEY DONN:

An

TREY GERRALD:

Well, let's take our stinging and let's not throw it in the garbage.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's actually look at beautiful things.

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD, we have reached the most regal portion of our.

TREY GERRALD:

Show ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today for?

TREY GERRALD:

This plump.

VOICEOVER:

My, Royal, Highness.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you for asking Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get serious an email.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I even wrote something out for today just because it felt appropriate, so,

CHELSEY DONN:

We don't record this in real time, but we have the writer strike happening, and 'I wanted to

CHELSEY DONN:

There will be no stories or books, television shows to binge or movies to watch.

CHELSEY DONN:

No cliches to eye roll or tastemakers to praise.

CHELSEY DONN:

No way to recall the things we've forgotten or imagine new roads to wander.

CHELSEY DONN:

So to the people who are brave enough to share why it's enough to listen and

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN:

You are My, Royal, Highness, and thank you for continuing to do what you do.

TREY GERRALD:

You wrote that,

CHELSEY DONN:

'I did.

TREY GERRALD:

that was so beautiful,

CHELSEY DONN:

thanks.

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, 'I mean 'I think it's goes without saying that ChelseyBD and

TREY GERRALD:

Member of the Writer's Guild, obviously ChelseyBD and 'I have A' love for the art

TREY GERRALD:

When it comes to television, the writer is king, the writer is the executive producer.

TREY GERRALD:

They have the final say.

TREY GERRALD:

It is their beauty, their story, their creation.

TREY GERRALD:

It is their world that everyone else gets to contribute to.

TREY GERRALD:

And it's disgusting to me that we keep going in these.

TREY GERRALD:

Patterns.

TREY GERRALD:

This is not the first writer strike.

TREY GERRALD:

And you know, if you recall, the writer strike in the early aughts is what led to the rise of

TREY GERRALD:

You guys, if we don't use our creativity to create fantastic explorations of what could be possible,

CHELSEY DONN:

Agree.

TREY GERRALD:

We should all stand with all of the writers.

TREY GERRALD:

Consider how bleak life would be.

TREY GERRALD:

Without possibility and that's what it is to be A' writer and A' creator.

TREY GERRALD:

So yes, we stand with the w g A' and hopefully if you don't know what we're

TREY GERRALD:

It's really wild compensation.

TREY GERRALD:

People are insane.

TREY GERRALD:

Everyone is so greeting gross.

TREY GERRALD:

Speaking of join A' Patreon, but yes, 'I Concur.

TREY GERRALD:

What A' beautiful induction.

TREY GERRALD:

We all support the Writer's Guild of America.

TREY GERRALD:

Yes indeed.

TREY GERRALD:

Beautiful choice.

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Love going A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Little bit emo.

TREY GERRALD:

Especially with this lip venom

TREY GERRALD:

on

CHELSEY DONN:

know, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

It's so hot and bothered, and woo.

TREY GERRALD:

'I do feel A' little flashed 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Do feel like 'I have A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Little bit of A' headache and 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Wish that 'I could drink more coffee, but it's too complicated with A' lip in them.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do feel A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little hot.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I not gonna

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Feel A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Little

CHELSEY DONN:

A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little heated, maybe that's like A' delayed reaction.

TREY GERRALD:

Well we did A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

That is another round on the R you A'.

TREY GERRALD:

R q Han Ferris

CHELSEY DONN:

Thanks for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

If you did not like what you heard, please tell an enemy, raccoon.

CHELSEY DONN:

To support the production of our show, visit Review

TREY GERRALD:

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CHELSEY DONN:

Join our mailing list at Review That Review dot com.

TREY GERRALD:

Follow us on all the socials at the review Queens

CHELSEY DONN:

'I am at ChelseyBD

TREY GERRALD:

And golly g I'm at Trey Gerrald.

CHELSEY DONN:

On this week's after Show Pod, we are rating and reviewing A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

One star review for iRobot.

CHELSEY DONN:

Roomba six 90 robot vacuum wifi connectivity.

CHELSEY DONN:

Works with Alexa.

CHELSEY DONN:

Good for pet hair carpets, hard floors, self charging

VOICEOVER:

It's super coloristic.

TREY GERRALD:

'I A' Vault.

CHELSEY DONN:

know.

CHELSEY DONN:

So to find out what made Trey say.

TREY GERRALD:

My mouth looks like A' monkey's ass.

TREY GERRALD:

And to find out what Mid ChelseyBD said

TREY GERRALD:

And to

CHELSEY DONN:

to hear our live review.

TREY GERRALD:

jinx.

CHELSEY DONN:

Whoa.

TREY GERRALD:

Of Live Venom.

TREY GERRALD:

Then you gotta go over and join our Patreon Queens.

TREY GERRALD:

You know it, and we want you to come.

TREY GERRALD:

You can do that at Review That Review dot com slash patreon so that you get to hear our weekly

TREY GERRALD:

In the meantime, please, please remember

CHELSEY DONN:

Ignore the haters.

CHELSEY DONN:

You're A' Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

gender non specific Queen.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm my mom.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mommy, bye.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

VOICEOVER:

As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

VOICEOVER:

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora, and our theme song was written by Joe

TREY GERRALD:

'I can't stop putting it

CHELSEY DONN:

But you're still doing it.

TREY GERRALD:

I've turned into A' Monster.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Want you to go kiss David?

TREY GERRALD:

'I brought this wig so that 'I could be A' Pretty lady.

TREY GERRALD:

But the product was too distracting.

TREY GERRALD:

'I couldn't even put it

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my goodness.

TREY GERRALD:

Wait, should 'I let you want me to text David in the meantime?

TREY GERRALD:

Like while we're still rolling and I'll see if he'll come up and then I'll 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

We'll see.

TREY GERRALD:

He's not gonna wanna put it on though.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just kiss him.

CHELSEY DONN:

Will he be mad about it?

TREY GERRALD:

Please come

CHELSEY DONN:

Smooch me now.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

for the end of the pod.

TREY GERRALD:

'I need to give you A' kiss.

TREY GERRALD:

Hurry.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't let A' sound.

CHELSEY DONN:

David.

TREY GERRALD:

Hurry.

TREY GERRALD:

He says, okay,

CHELSEY DONN:

What A' Good guy.

TREY GERRALD:

everything up.

CHELSEY DONN:

Does he know what?

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, he doesn't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, he's on the phone.

TREY GERRALD:

Hi.

TREY GERRALD:

Hurry.

TREY GERRALD:

Come here.

TREY GERRALD:

Hey, what's going on?

TREY GERRALD:

Just come here and 'I need to give you A' kiss.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay?

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my God.

TREY GERRALD:

What is that?

TREY GERRALD:

Hi.

TREY GERRALD:

What is that?

TREY GERRALD:

Gloss?

TREY GERRALD:

Do you feel anything on your lips?

TREY GERRALD:

Stickiness.

TREY GERRALD:

'I,

CHELSEY DONN:

Just sticky,

TREY GERRALD:

Um, wait.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my gosh.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, 'I have A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Really bad sense of smell.

TREY GERRALD:

Let me smell again.

TREY GERRALD:

Uh, some fruity scent 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

fruity.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do you feel anything

TREY GERRALD:

do your lips feel any way?

TREY GERRALD:

Very sticky.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just sticky,

TREY GERRALD:

you just put lip venom on.

TREY GERRALD:

What the heck?

TREY GERRALD:

Lip venom.

TREY GERRALD:

'I 'I can't hear ChelseyBD, by the way.

TREY GERRALD:

It's Oh, that's kind.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

Funny.

TREY GERRALD:

It's not burning.

TREY GERRALD:

A' lip plumper.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, how do my lips look?

TREY GERRALD:

Um, it does not burn.

TREY GERRALD:

Is it burning you?

TREY GERRALD:

You'll have to listen to the episode.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes,

TREY GERRALD:

Gosh.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Love you.

TREY GERRALD:

you.

TREY GERRALD:

Bye.

CHELSEY DONN:

David.

TREY GERRALD:

A'

TREY GERRALD:

what A'?

TREY GERRALD:

Good sport.

CHELSEY DONN:

husband.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Bye.