VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion.

VOICEOVER:

Every Californian and Virginian.

VOICEOVER:

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

VOICEOVER:

Someone's gotta settle the score.

VOICEOVER:

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

VOICEOVER:

Whose views win, which ones lose.

VOICEOVER:

Online haters are coming for you.

VOICEOVER:

Baby, it's time to Review That Review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Hello,

TREY GERRALD:

Hey, welcome once again to Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD:

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing,

CHELSEY DONN:

reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

That lovely voice is Trey Gerrald.

TREY GERRALD:

and that lovely voice was ChelseyBD Duwan.

TREY GERRALD:

But when we come together, you know that we are.

VOICEOVER:

The Review Queen.

CHELSEY DONN:

But first Trey, it is your week.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Know you've had A' whole week.

CHELSEY DONN:

Would you like to,

VOICEOVER:

A' Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, 'I would, 'I fell victim

CHELSEY DONN:

oh no.

TREY GERRALD:

several weeks ago, maybe even A' month at this point.

TREY GERRALD:

'I did Instagram about it, so you may have seen, but um,

CHELSEY DONN:

What

CHELSEY DONN:

' TREY GERRALD: I was, 'I was working out at the

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh

TREY GERRALD:

Are you out of your motherfucking mind?

TREY GERRALD:

Have we succumbeded that horribly as A' culture 'I?

TREY GERRALD:

Are you fucking kidding?

TREY GERRALD:

Let me just put into perspective here.

TREY GERRALD:

This was A', gorgeous, beautiful woman, very physically fit.

TREY GERRALD:

She did not break A' bead of sweat and 'I am in the background, like

TREY GERRALD:

So I'm sweating, but like disgusting

CHELSEY DONN:

were you in footage?

CHELSEY DONN:

The footage

TREY GERRALD:

but let me just paint the picture.

TREY GERRALD:

This is A' gym, right?

TREY GERRALD:

She has A' little mini tripod that her phone is attached to, and she goes, and she'll

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

and she's like looking over and like smiling and batting

TREY GERRALD:

She has like,

TREY GERRALD:

Giant makeup on like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Do drag makeup 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Know when someone's face is beat.

TREY GERRALD:

You are at the gym ma'am.

TREY GERRALD:

And then she would do her three little reps and go bend her little

TREY GERRALD:

Hi Casper girl.

TREY GERRALD:

17 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Love you Gina.

TREY GERRALD:

Jason 7 65.

TREY GERRALD:

Throw me some hearts fans and then she would like have on full conversations.

TREY GERRALD:

Live streaming at the gym.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

You did not volunteer to be A' Background actor.

TREY GERRALD:

No, honey Child 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Pay my annual dues cuz I'm A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Principal performer on camera.

TREY GERRALD:

'I do not work in the background unless you're gonna pay me.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Honey Child 'I could not believe it.

CHELSEY DONN:

that's terrible.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

live streams their workout.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean it's bad enough when people are like recording their workouts?

TREY GERRALD:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

Anything more than that?

CHELSEY DONN:

Unacceptable.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean.

TREY GERRALD:

It is annoying to me when people are recording themselves, but 'I also

TREY GERRALD:

And sometimes people document their journey, so Sure.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

But the audacity to livestream while you're at the gym, it is like the most narcissistic,

TREY GERRALD:

I'm at A' loss for words.

TREY GERRALD:

That you are that self-absorbed to engage in the narcissistic practice

TREY GERRALD:

Like it's so,

CHELSEY DONN:

you didn't rent out the gym as your A' film studio,

TREY GERRALD:

but on top of all of that, it was so weird to me that

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

TREY GERRALD:

all like feigning the work.

TREY GERRALD:

But obviously she was someone who does work out, but she was not sweating.

CHELSEY DONN:

she probably like films that like, does like whatever she needs to do and

TREY GERRALD:

You couldn't, you couldn't

CHELSEY DONN:

you couldn't 'I mean you can't be anaerobic and being like, hi Stacy, 1 25.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Mean 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Just 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Couldn't get over the calling out of the names of the

CHELSEY DONN:

So obnoxious.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like beyond obnoxious.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm sorry you had to deal with that Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

That's my Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

Just, you know, if you are ever someone that live streams the workouts, just

TREY GERRALD:

Look, look at what we're doing on this planet.

TREY GERRALD:

That's my Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, 'I, 'I am glad 'I was able to release that, and now you've had to take it on.

TREY GERRALD:

So that feels better in my mind.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what?

CHELSEY DONN:

It's my pleasure to take away some of that.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN:

You're welcome.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes,

TREY GERRALD:

are you ready to share with me the review you brought in for this week?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I am.

CHELSEY DONN:

Should we jump in?

TREY GERRALD:

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER:

Review, That, Review.

CHELSEY DONN:

As you know, we are your trustee.

CHELSEY DONN:

Review Queens.

CHELSEY DONN:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

TREY GERRALD:

We read you that review, then we break it down together and rate the impact of

TREY GERRALD:

It's A', very regal process that ChelseyBD and 'I call.

VOICEOVER:

Assess, That, Kvetch.

TREY GERRALD:

So share with us ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD:

What is today's review?

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Every once in A' while you know, 'I hop all over the internet trying to find interesting

CHELSEY DONN:

And so 'I did happen upon A' Reddit feed of zero star reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I started just sort of reading through some reviews and 'I found one.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna do A', little more research, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna find that review.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's all I'm gonna really say for now in terms of the finding of it.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then I'll take you to where 'I came, which is when 'I found the

CHELSEY DONN:

It is called Thrusters Lounge in San Diego, California.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is A' Yelp, one star review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Written by Jeff O.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

This bar fills top shelf bottles with cheap alcohol.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I ordered A' Casamigos neat, and was served A' cheap tequila from the Casamigos bottle.

CHELSEY DONN:

The bartender was A' total dick when 'I told him that it was not what 'I ordered Whack.

CHELSEY DONN:

So that's all we're going to hear from Jeff O.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

'I have A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Lot of thoughts here cuz you know, in my life I've been A' bartender before, it has

TREY GERRALD:

That is so smart.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, but

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Love that you just said that.

TREY GERRALD:

You know what's there for me

CHELSEY DONN:

So are you saying that you believe Jeff?

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't believe Jeff 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think Jeff would need to supply A' lot more supporting evidence than the fact that they

TREY GERRALD:

Neat.

TREY GERRALD:

So if you got this tequila serve to you neat, that's gonna be two ounces.

TREY GERRALD:

That is the proper legal serving of A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Neat.

TREY GERRALD:

So that's

CHELSEY DONN:

And there's no ice.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's nothing else.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's just straight tequila, two ounces.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like A' big shot kind of.

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I get, yes you can taste the sort of difference, but like

TREY GERRALD:

And then Jeff also says that the bartender's A' dick.

TREY GERRALD:

So it's sort of, cuz 'I would imagine it's probably not the bartender that would be

TREY GERRALD:

It's gonna be whoever is ordering the bottles, which would, 'I would

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Guess so.

CHELSEY DONN:

But they're saying that the bartender was A' dick when they told them

CHELSEY DONN:

Wac.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I, 'I, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know if they're saying that like the bartender is necessarily the one that pulled this

CHELSEY DONN:

Go 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

That sounds like two separate complaints.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

It is 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think that the first Complaint is that we didn't think the drink was right and

CHELSEY DONN:

Complaint for the establishment, right?

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

Because what do you think the bar, like what 'I mean?

TREY GERRALD:

'I guess.

TREY GERRALD:

You would hope that the bartender would be like, Oh, oh, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Well let me, let me pour you another one like that.

TREY GERRALD:

No, bartender's gonna react that way.

TREY GERRALD:

They're gonna be like, what do you mean 'I literally just poured it.

CHELSEY DONN:

right.

TREY GERRALD:

A' cheap?

TREY GERRALD:

Like they're gonna be

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think that that's the hard thing to decipher here because it's like,

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I guess, even if Jeff was right, you pr like you've been A' bartender

CHELSEY DONN:

The bottles are there.

CHELSEY DONN:

When you get there, you do you, you might be doing inventory to say like, how much

CHELSEY DONN:

Remember that from Mary Poppins?

CHELSEY DONN:

But like other than you sort of doing your general accounting of where you are in the

CHELSEY DONN:

So like the bartender must think that this is Casamigos.

CHELSEY DONN:

Of course they're gonna react like, what do you want me to do about it?

CHELSEY DONN:

Because it does kind of seem like A' money grab in A' way.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like you're try, are you trying to get A' refund?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like what are you trying to do?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, it's like such an ex, like it's like an expose.

TREY GERRALD:

Like you, if Jeff was to really prove this point, they would need hidden cameras.

TREY GERRALD:

They would need an extended amount of time to show that it's the same bottle with the same dust on

TREY GERRALD:

Like, like it's just like this.

TREY GERRALD:

It's such A' wild accusation.

CHELSEY DONN:

though it's obnoxious and we do kind of like hate it when reviewers go there, but

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was A' trained, bartender and 'I know the difference between

CHELSEY DONN:

Taste it, you know, just.

CHELSEY DONN:

Build yourself up in credibility, A' little bit because you're not giving us any credibility.

CHELSEY DONN:

You just had to kill A' neat.

CHELSEY DONN:

And you're automatically going with the assumption that they switched it.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean 'I Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't know why.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm not really trusting A' hundred percent what Jeff is saying,

TREY GERRALD:

well, you just said it.

TREY GERRALD:

There's no supporting evidence here.

TREY GERRALD:

There's

CHELSEY DONN:

guess there's no supporting evidence.

CHELSEY DONN:

But then at the same time, I'm like, well, what if they're right?

TREY GERRALD:

Then give us more information.

TREY GERRALD:

Help us know that you're right.

TREY GERRALD:

Otherwise, you're just saying the word wack.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's true.

TREY GERRALD:

Like that's not valuable to me.

TREY GERRALD:

'I can't tell if you're being truthful or shady.

TREY GERRALD:

It sounds to me like you're being shady cuz you're saying they're lying to you.

TREY GERRALD:

The bartender's A' dick, which is like A' secondary Complaint has nothing to

TREY GERRALD:

Now I'm like, how many have you drunk before you realized that this casamigos need is fake?

TREY GERRALD:

Like I'm just sort of like, really not

CHELSEY DONN:

right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like were you wasted?

CHELSEY DONN:

What happened?

TREY GERRALD:

this and I've never even considered.

TREY GERRALD:

Doing that.

TREY GERRALD:

So 'I don't think this is typical,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was gonna say 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't think 'I would hope that this is, isn't something that's typical.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's not something that I've ever really heard of.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm sure maybe it exists.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't go to bars that much, but, and we're not really giving that much information about the bar.

CHELSEY DONN:

At the same time, 'I understand it's A' review and your review seems to be this

CHELSEY DONN:

Any information about like the ambiance or any of the other factors of this

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, there's nothing about thrusters at all.

TREY GERRALD:

It's just an accusation.

CHELSEY DONN:

and it's also called thrusters, which makes me feel like this is not high brow.

TREY GERRALD:

No, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

It makes me think 'I thought 'I was gonna be like about with strippers or

CHELSEY DONN:

Same.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like it just, it just seems like it's, it's like fratty or something like that.

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I think that A', lot of people that are gonna go to A' Bar called thrusters

CHELSEY DONN:

Casamigos

TREY GERRALD:

To me, 'I feel like they're probably gonna be getting beer,

CHELSEY DONN:

exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I feel like this is like A' beer bar.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I don't think that this is A' deal breaker, you know.

CHELSEY DONN:

In any way.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think 'I can crown

CHELSEY DONN:

'I can Crown 'I can crown Jeff o.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's do it.

TREY GERRALD:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

CHELSEY DONN:

we go.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER:

to A' school.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm holding up one Crown Trey is holding up A' Half Crown Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

You go first.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why A' Half Crown for Jeff O 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm entertained by the prospect of A' Bar that would go to length these

TREY GERRALD:

It's literally never occurred to me as A' possible practice in the 37 years I've been live.

TREY GERRALD:

So I'm entertained, but it.

TREY GERRALD:

We just said it over and over, like, Jeff needs more supporting evidence.

TREY GERRALD:

There needs to be more details.

TREY GERRALD:

There needs to, as you said, A', little bit of credibility on their side also.

TREY GERRALD:

Like what?

TREY GERRALD:

What Casamigos Like get real if you're, well, whatever.

TREY GERRALD:

'I have A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Lot of opinions, but 'I 'I don't find this useful.

TREY GERRALD:

There would be no impact except for 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Would maybe now always associate thrusters as are they being shady?

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD:

Why did you say A' whole half extra.

TREY GERRALD:

Why'd you say one?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I said one Cuz 'I do think maybe after reading this, regardless of whether or

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do think that is there.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like if there is some shadiness going on, maybe 'I don't wanna go top shelf.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I really think that that's the only information here, and that's why 'I gave

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Somewhat entertaining, but just one crown, just one crown's worth of entertainment for Jeff o.

VOICEOVER:

There's A' reply.

CHELSEY DONN:

So this reply is written by Vinny c 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Forgot just at the top, and I'll, I'm gonna quickly just like read this.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's A', you know how it says like from the business and it talks about it.

CHELSEY DONN:

It says, meet the business owner, Zo and Nicholson.

CHELSEY DONN:

The bar is owned by two members of the award-winning high school,

CHELSEY DONN:

So that's like who we're dealing with.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

they have A' song called Thruster or something?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Guess maybe 'I Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is written by Vinny c Zo and Nicholson, but the response is Vinny C.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, here we go.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is not A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Direct response to Jeff.

CHELSEY DONN:

Rather, A' fictitious response to A' Make believe person named Fluff.

TREY GERRALD:

'I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

off fluff.

CHELSEY DONN:

You're A' giant lying pinata full of barf and turds.

CHELSEY DONN:

Fluff loves whacking the hell out of himself so he can pour his barf and lying turd garbage

CHELSEY DONN:

We do not do what you accuse the bartender of doing.

CHELSEY DONN:

We are not going to compromise our alcoholic ethics for an extra what?

CHELSEY DONN:

$12 on the back end.

CHELSEY DONN:

Fact is fluff.

CHELSEY DONN:

You got A' Casamigos.

CHELSEY DONN:

The dick bartender was wack because it was you.

CHELSEY DONN:

Who was the wack dick fluff.

CHELSEY DONN:

You were being A', huge.

CHELSEY DONN:

Barfy poop, whack dick, who was yelling A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Dumb line.

CHELSEY DONN:

Stop yelping, just put down your pinata, stick fingers and go yelp the mirror, because

CHELSEY DONN:

One measly little complaining self-entitled star, but it's not too late to be better.

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe it wasn't the tequila inside the casamigos that was fraudulent.

CHELSEY DONN:

Rather, the contents inside the fluff that needed some upgrading fluff.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's not true.

CHELSEY DONN:

What plumbers say, we literally don't need turd people.

CHELSEY DONN:

So good luck out there, suck less, and take that farty Jeff o Thank you for letting me

CHELSEY DONN:

Yelp took down my original response because it went viral, but they

CHELSEY DONN:

Yet Jeff calling my bartender A' Dick and lying about our tequila is totally cool with Yelp.

TREY GERRALD:

Hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm-hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Well that final little asterisk conclusion, what totally changed my mind.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

the whole fluff thing, the more you said the word fluff, it got funnier to me.

TREY GERRALD:

But the whole turd poop, pinata fart, poop, like 'I 'I was like, this is A'

TREY GERRALD:

So then when 'I, he, I'm garnering here, that 'I guess it was originally re A' reply to Jeff.

TREY GERRALD:

So in order to skirt around it, that's why they went in hard with that stuff.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

So it did sort of 'I my major Complaint was like, they take the comedy route so hardcore

TREY GERRALD:

For what?

TREY GERRALD:

A' $12 like bonus in our back.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, that's so stupid.

TREY GERRALD:

What are you talking about?

TREY GERRALD:

'I?

TREY GERRALD:

Wish there was more, as Vinny points out about the alcoholic ethics,

TREY GERRALD:

'I want to hear more.

TREY GERRALD:

About what that means, but 'I don't know what's there for you.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think Vinny C is like A' super frat boy.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think that like he fits within the mold of what 'I imagined.

CHELSEY DONN:

When 'I heard of A' Bar named Thrusters and the type of guy that would own this kind of bar 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think normally 'I would say like, it's kind of annoying.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

Usually the reason why 'I brought this in was because usually we see.

CHELSEY DONN:

These kind of creativity tactics in the review.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is the first time that I've ever seen A' reply to the review.

CHELSEY DONN:

That was way more interesting, colorful, divisive, whatever you

CHELSEY DONN:

Usually the response is very vanilla, you know, so sorry you had A' bad experience.

TREY GERRALD:

Being buttoned up and trying to be A' little professional

CHELSEY DONN:

that is not Vinny C, and there's A' part of me that wants to ding him for that.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then there's another part of me that wants to say, Maybe this is Vinny C.

CHELSEY DONN:

Being Vinny C, and this is Thrusters.

CHELSEY DONN:

And if you're gonna read this reply and you're gonna have your panties in A'

CHELSEY DONN:

'I feel like the, the like vibe of this is that if you come out with

TREY GERRALD:

Which 'I think is fair, and 'I also do appreciate that the

TREY GERRALD:

If the accusation is so false that then it's sort of like maybe you're the dick.

TREY GERRALD:

Not my employee, like Get real and then 'I think the real win here for me in this reply is at the

TREY GERRALD:

And that's okay by Yelp standards, but if 'I roast the person, that is inappropriate.

TREY GERRALD:

Why is that double standard there?

TREY GERRALD:

And maybe you could argue cuz it's A' business rather than A' person.

TREY GERRALD:

But if you are putting this up, isn't it fair for A' rebuttal?

TREY GERRALD:

And if it is A' bar called thrusters 'I, don't think they need to have

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Certainly not 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't think any of us need that.

CHELSEY DONN:

Hr.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think so.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think it's hard because 'I do wonder what the vetting process is on Yelp.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like how are things dinged, you know,

TREY GERRALD:

Well, he said it went viral.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, 'I guess it did go viral.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's why

TREY GERRALD:

So then it probably became A' culture war where

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

CHELSEY DONN:

Either you're A'.

TREY GERRALD:

inappropriate.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Are you A' Vinny C or are you A' Jeff o

TREY GERRALD:

But the Yelp comment is like, okay, so if Jeff has the free speech to leave

CHELSEY DONN:

right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think it's interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm trying to think of what 'I think of Vinny as A' manager.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do you think that Vinny is like A' nice guy to the people that are working for him and he's

CHELSEY DONN:

C might be A', little bit of A' jerk, like A', little bit different.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like you don't want to cross Vinny C or you'll get like attacked because again,

CHELSEY DONN:

Like we called the bartender A' dick and we said we made A' A' claim and

CHELSEY DONN:

That's really all we said.

CHELSEY DONN:

Vinny C came really

TREY GERRALD:

really hard.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, and maybe if it wasn't fluff, 'I would be like, whoa, this is A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Little unbalanced.

TREY GERRALD:

That's A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Good point.

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, because it's like, you know, we've had people that have responded in quote

CHELSEY DONN:

Like you can really knock someone down, A', peg and make them seem irrelevant while

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I do think Vinny is skirting that line.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do think it's more acceptable in this.

CHELSEY DONN:

Setting.

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I do wonder, you know, 'I don't wanna 'I, don't know that 'I wanna paint.

CHELSEY DONN:

Vinny C as an angel here 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think Vinny C might have A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bit of A' temper.

TREY GERRALD:

Well 'I think that like the point of the reply is having an impact

TREY GERRALD:

Think for me, 'I wasn't buying Jeff to begin with

CHELSEY DONN:

You weren't right.

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I think that seeing this is thrusters, like 'I have A' visual

TREY GERRALD:

They're probably

CHELSEY DONN:

humping, A' humping, humping, like neon with the legs moving or whatever.

TREY GERRALD:

the mud flap girl, like I'm sure their major seller is like

TREY GERRALD:

So to me 'I think the impact is sort of like, okay, he is like got A' sense of humor about it.

TREY GERRALD:

'I also do appreciate the one sentiment of reality of like, what?

TREY GERRALD:

What would be the benefit of us doing this?

TREY GERRALD:

Like, are you kidding?

TREY GERRALD:

But 'I do also hear your point, like 'I do think maybe, maybe Vinny went

TREY GERRALD:

It's like thrusters,

CHELSEY DONN:

then also, like Vinny said, and 'I have to say yes, like this did go viral.

CHELSEY DONN:

Whatever 'I founded in that forum.

CHELSEY DONN:

But there's 385 funny votes and 43 cool votes and 42 useful votes on this reply and.

CHELSEY DONN:

It does seem like Vinny is being honest about saying like, thanks for giving me the opportunity

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think 'I can crown Vinny.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, think 'I can Crown Vinny too.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER:

to the school.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is always so funny to me.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm holding up four crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey is holding up three and A' half Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

You go first.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why three?

CHELSEY DONN:

And A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

Vinny C.

TREY GERRALD:

'I 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think you've persuaded me.

TREY GERRALD:

A' Little bit here.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Do think like 'I put middle of the road only just because 'I feel like 'I do find the

TREY GERRALD:

It's like we're here to have fun.

TREY GERRALD:

We're here to like relax and like drink and like.

TREY GERRALD:

Do whatever.

TREY GERRALD:

So, like to me, I'm not that offended and 'I think the, uh, impact of the reply

TREY GERRALD:

And it does make me think like, well, maybe I'll go and if 'I see Zo, like 'I feel like he's

TREY GERRALD:

Like 'I just 'I think it's like it's not that serious, like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

We're like, we're serving alcohol and we're not gonna like 'I, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

Neither here nor there.

TREY GERRALD:

It's opinion 'I think like is should you be more professional?

TREY GERRALD:

Should you not?

TREY GERRALD:

'I, don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think it's entertaining.

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think 'I would still go there.

TREY GERRALD:

Just to take A' picture in front of the thruster sign.

TREY GERRALD:

Why did you say four 'I?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was also influenced by you, but 'I said four because

CHELSEY DONN:

It's super unique.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've never seen A' reply like this where we're sort of like, it's almost like if,

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, Vinny just mic dropped, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like you came at them thinking that you're whack and your whatever was gonna really land.

CHELSEY DONN:

And Vinny C was like, I'm gonna flip it and reverse it and really send it back into your face.

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I think that, that's interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think some of the fears that 'I had about this not being professional.

CHELSEY DONN:

Are excusable within the setting and 'I think that most people are

CHELSEY DONN:

Being like, what an asshole 'I think that it was really good that Vinny pointed out

CHELSEY DONN:

But I'm not allowed to be honest.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, that was an interesting perspective that 'I think we hadn't heard.

CHELSEY DONN:

So for that reason, four crowns for Venice.

TREY GERRALD:

that was funny.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you, Yelp.

TREY GERRALD:

Good job.

VOICEOVER:

There's A' reply.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, but wait.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I wanted to do that first because 'I wanted you to, 'I wanted you to have the experience

CHELSEY DONN:

'I wanted you to experience what A' customer of thrusters would experience

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

So that was why 'I started there.

CHELSEY DONN:

But now 'I just wanna go back and 'I do have the original reply that

CHELSEY DONN:

Do we wanna hear it?

CHELSEY DONN:

Sorry, that Vinny wrote.

TREY GERRALD:

oh.

TREY GERRALD:

'I just assumed it was exactly everything but with fluff.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now we have the original review that Vinny C wrote that got taken down.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, no.

CHELSEY DONN:

Jeff, first off, no one does what you're saying happened.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, we replaced A', middle of the road tequila with A' lesser tequila bars.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't actually do that.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I made the same amount of money on either A' bottle of shit.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I Sell you guys 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Fact is Jeff, you got A' Casamigos and the bartender treated you like an idiot because

CHELSEY DONN:

False thing.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

See you have three other one-star Yelp reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

Clearly that is because you are A' complaining butthole person.

CHELSEY DONN:

Here's what I'm gonna do.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm A' one-star.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yelp your mother.

CHELSEY DONN:

Because she made Jeff the Yelp complaining fart guy, baby.

CHELSEY DONN:

luck out there in Yelp.

CHELSEY DONN:

One star cry, baby idiot.

CHELSEY DONN:

Butthole.

CHELSEY DONN:

Guyland.

CHELSEY DONN:

You suck.

CHELSEY DONN:

The world thinks you suck, Jeff.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

The entire world thinks Jeff sucks, like A' fart.

CHELSEY DONN:

However, farts are funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

Jeff just stinks.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I guarantee that the last girl that had sex with you is currently at an A' podium right now.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I knew 'I hit rack bottom when 'I woke up having sex with Jeff.

CHELSEY DONN:

The one star Yelp reviewer.

CHELSEY DONN:

Butthole fart face guy.

TREY GERRALD:

what?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

That is, that is not the fluff review.

TREY GERRALD:

That is A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Completely different reply.

CHELSEY DONN:

that's right.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, 'I

CHELSEY DONN:

do you think about Vinny now?

TREY GERRALD:

feel very differently.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right, me too.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, clearly Zo went A' little, like really went too far in that reply.

TREY GERRALD:

And now that also makes me think maybe, maybe they do replace it since you're that angered

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why are you that like, Irritated by this and 'I understand why Yelp took this down.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I feel like this is like borderline harassment, like saying that the entire world hates somebody

CHELSEY DONN:

This isn't just like A', little bit like let's make fun of fluff.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is really A' line.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, it feels much different than A' Roast.

TREY GERRALD:

This feels like an annihilation, like it feels like you've lost the humor here cuz

TREY GERRALD:

Little bit like what they were talking about, the tequila being

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, and it was such A' short review.

CHELSEY DONN:

It wasn't like 'I can understand maybe going to town on somebody if they had written like A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Huge long review about like your integrity and your business and how you never are honest

CHELSEY DONN:

But maybe, but like the original review was only like four sentences.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

Also the sentence about whatever shit 'I sell you guys or whatever.

TREY GERRALD:

That was also like, wait, what?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean he was being sarcastic,

TREY GERRALD:

feel playful.

TREY GERRALD:

Like 'I don't think it was meant to be evil, but it, it did come across A' little

TREY GERRALD:

Like stay fo Like what?

TREY GERRALD:

Like, it, it is like really splintering off from the point.

TREY GERRALD:

So if I'm considering my original crowning for the edited reply where 'I really felt like, who cares?

TREY GERRALD:

It's A' bar called Thrusters.

TREY GERRALD:

This actually is like, 'I don't want to get this owner angry.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, what if 'I

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, that's what I'm wondering, like is it this weird psychology

CHELSEY DONN:

Because if they do, this is how I'm gonna reply.

CHELSEY DONN:

Because like we've read A' lot of one star reviews on this show Trey, and that even though

CHELSEY DONN:

We've read.

CHELSEY DONN:

Some really damning reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

And this is like putting it out there sort of plainly, which 'I guess can be damning,

TREY GERRALD:

Which like 'I didn't even say at the time, but like 'I

TREY GERRALD:

That's not that negative.

TREY GERRALD:

Like to say someone was A' Dick, you know, 'I, 'I don't know 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

It does make me think that Zo could have used an edit or, or like

TREY GERRALD:

Uh, the approach is fun.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's stick with the fun approach, but let's, uh, take away the stuff about the mom and

TREY GERRALD:

Like all of that's A'.

TREY GERRALD:

It does feel A' little extreme in relation to what the original review was.

TREY GERRALD:

No wonder it went viral.

CHELSEY DONN:

totally.

CHELSEY DONN:

By the way, 'I just wanna give quick credit to sour beef hoop.

CHELSEY DONN:

Who posted this review on Reddit?

TREY GERRALD:

It is funny to me though that Vinny points out that like Casamigos

TREY GERRALD:

Like that is really funny.

TREY GERRALD:

That's really funny to me.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, so like, should we crown this original reply?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think let's crown it.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER:

to A' school.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, I'm holding up one Crown Trey's holding up A' Half Crown.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why

TREY GERRALD:

'I am just 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know it.

TREY GERRALD:

Just now this R, this just puts A' sour taste in my mouth like I'm sour beef hoop person here.

TREY GERRALD:

Like it doesn't liken me to the business owner.

TREY GERRALD:

It makes me think like, what the fuck?

TREY GERRALD:

So 'I think it has A' negative impact and so therefore 'I can only do A' half crown.

TREY GERRALD:

Cuz you're not helping the case here.

TREY GERRALD:

Like you've gone A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Little extreme.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, you got off the rails.

TREY GERRALD:

Why did you say one?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I said one.

CHELSEY DONN:

It did go viral.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, people did read it.

CHELSEY DONN:

It, it like made some sort of

TREY GERRALD:

the wrong reasons.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, 'I guess for the wrong reasons.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's why I'm like, I'm 'I shouldn't maybe give that credit to Vinny, but like 'I,

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think they really could have used A' friend in this moment, or

CHELSEY DONN:

'I also think like Vinny's, like obsessed with farts and butt holes and

CHELSEY DONN:

And even for thrusters, 'I felt like, you know, Vinny took it too far.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I gave A' Crown maybe more like A' half Crown, if I'm not factoring in

CHELSEY DONN:

But no Buk, this was A' really like flip it in, reverse it kind of episode Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

This was interesting.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm glad you found this on Reddit.

TREY GERRALD:

Like that's an interesting thing, like we should consider that more in the

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know 'I don't usually do it cuz I'm like, is it cheating?

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, 'I, but 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I wanna like really do the on the ground research for you.

CHELSEY DONN:

But also there's so many people on Reddit and 'I feel like as long as we're giving credit to those

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, and thank you ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD:

Great choice Thrusts

CHELSEY DONN:

thrusters.

CHELSEY DONN:

If we, if you're ever on the West Coast Trey, maybe we'll have to head over

CHELSEY DONN:

We could bring him A', whoopy cushion,

TREY GERRALD:

That's good.

TREY GERRALD:

He would love that.

TREY GERRALD:

'I bet.

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

That was fun.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think we reached the most regal portion of our show, Trey that went by fast.

CHELSEY DONN:

Who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER:

My, Royal, Highness.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD:

'I really want to shout out this product that I'm obsessed with.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm wondering if you've ever, I'm sharing my screen so you can see

TREY GERRALD:

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CHELSEY DONN:

yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I haven't, but I've used these kind of things before.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, so the, so for the listener, if you're not on our Patreon,

TREY GERRALD:

These come in little three packs, they call them sachets, which 'I had to Google

CHELSEY DONN:

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TREY GERRALD:

Well, it's like cloth that's filled with like herbs and, and seeds, lings and things.

TREY GERRALD:

So this isn't the true definition of A' Satche, but they call, so, okay, so they, these are

TREY GERRALD:

And so they're built to stick and like, Your linen closet and like in between the pillows of the

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was gonna say, 'I feel like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Throw into my sock drawer,

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, but that's my like secret is 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Love to put it in my guest bed so that when my guests come like it

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They're so overly potent, but like in the most delicious way possible.

TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

And the fact that they were the original scented envelope satche,

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All biodegradable, so 'I have to induct them for My, Royal Highness.

TREY GERRALD:

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CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Love that.

TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

They really will change your linen closet, so go get 'em.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do it.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, that's it, Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

We did it another round on the r u A', R Q Ferris Wheel of fluff.

TREY GERRALD:

Butthole fart, pinata, casamigos.

CHELSEY DONN:

Or is it?

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you like what you heard, please tell A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Fart fart, but whole friend.

TREY GERRALD:

And if you didn't like what you heard, please tell A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Butt butt fart.

TREY GERRALD:

Fart.

TREY GERRALD:

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CHELSEY DONN:

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CHELSEY DONN:

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TREY GERRALD:

and 'I am at Trey Gerrald 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

On this week's after show, pod, ChelseyBD and 'I are gonna be rating and reviewing A'.

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CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

So to find out what made ChelseyBD say.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Feel like 'I have done it once before, but anyway, neither here.

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CHELSEY DONN:

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TREY GERRALD:

Wait, 'I just got A' text from an unknown number.

TREY GERRALD:

Literally it just came and it says, how do you see me these days, Linda?

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't respond.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, of course I'm not.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know, but like you're never supposed to respond.

CHELSEY DONN:

Cuz sometimes they send things like that just to get you to respond so

CHELSEY DONN:

Not A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Robot

TREY GERRALD:

Linda, that's an old name.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean

TREY GERRALD:

met A' little baby named Linda?

CHELSEY DONN:

no, I've never met A' baby named Linda.