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Sit down.

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Let me tell you a tale.

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It starts with the sky above the dark Caribbean that doesn't wake, it bleeds.

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A bruise violent dawn fractures over the horizon.

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Clutching the black ribs of the Poseidon's rage, where she sits, anchored off the coast of
Havana, like a waiting vulture.

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Through the sulphurous morning mist, a lone dinghy cuts silently across the glass-flat
sea.

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A single lantern, sickly and green, swings from its bow, casting a grotesque shadow across
the water.

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There are three hooded figures in there.

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They pull oars with mechanical and rhythmic finality.

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Between them lies a man blindfolded, gagged, and bound in a heavy hemp rope.

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They hoist him upward and load him over the gumwale into the damp air.

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falls like a sack of lines on the deck.

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Hey everybody, this is Nick here from Dead Letter Bureau, and today we are going to be
playing Pirate Borg, the sinking of Cathagon, written by JBC Perry and illustrated by

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Stratton.

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I'm joined by some illustrious folks.

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If you guys want to introduce yourselves, please do.

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Jordan, over to you.

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Howdy everyone.

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Uh this is Jordan from Dead Letter Bureau, currently walking the plank today.

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I'm Nathan, I'm from RPG Reanimators, and I am Sweltering with Grog.

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And I'm Lex, also from RPG Reanimators, and also coincidentally sweltering from Grog.

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Hey, I'm Patrick.

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I uh am hanging out.

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Well, cool, guys.

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We are going to jump right in.

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Below deck, the air is overcrowded with bunks thick, and the stench of cheap rum, stale
sweat, damp wool invades your nose.

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You had first watch, and your eyes are still burning from the salt crust when the heavy
metallic thud of boots and sudden sharp commotion overhead cuts through the groaning

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ship's timbers.

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You four rise together and climb a slick ladder toward the morning light.

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As each of you step out into the brine slicked wood of the main deck, the world narrows
and you smell wet gunpowder.

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As you come out, each of you, what does the camera see?

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Alright.

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Scrags will be the first out into the sun.

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His big cavalier hat casting a nice shadow over his scrawny, like almost emaciated looking
body.

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He's smacking his lips with a wet cough underneath.

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He's got that sort of like angry thinness with a a bit of a grog belly underneath.

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And uh he just looks like he's a a bucket of fun, but he's got a nice machete at his side.

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Isabel stumps up the short ladder behind Scrags, wearing just an incredibly fine silk
coat.

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Woolen trousers, but beneath those trousers are uh two peg legs.

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Uh Isabel appears to be maybe fifteen or so, and would look fairly out of place if it
weren't for the tricorn and three flintlock pistols bandoliered across her chest.

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Deadliest sin.

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Like the rising of this uh deep tattoo.

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emerging from the bulbous belly of Babida Berica crests over the the deck of his ship.

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He wears a coat long and dragging across the ground, but nothing could cover the majesty
that is his belly like a gunnel ball.

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He look like a man but he hunger

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like a corpse's mouth smell foul and uh rank.

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No one dare to stand in front of you.

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Don't get too close.

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Yeah.

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As Babida is majestically announcing his presence and making his way up, you see that this
long cloak is kind of going behind him and down still into the hatch.

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Then all of a sudden there is an unceremonious GET THE FUCK OUT!

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And you see it kind of pfft up, back out, before there is a lot of cursing and thump,
zump, as a wiry yellow-toothed man who got his name through no small similarity, uh Jerry

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Ratskull Robinson, is the ship's local philosopher.

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And it takes me a little while in order to get all the way up due to this peg leg that's
definitely not a musket.

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Don't know why everyone keeps suspecting it's a musket.

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I just really like cleaning my rifle.

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Ugh.

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Uh I had to sell my damn hat in order to afford a fucking flintmark pistol, but you know,
it's a way of a buccaneer.

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Holding up my philosophical text that I definitely know how to read to shade my eyes
against the

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Waxy son in this guy.

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I'm sorry, Cherry, that's very rough on a on a leather.

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I'm so sorry about that.

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Oh my mistake, sir.

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And then as the peg leg like punctures right down on it, you can see it leave a crease as
he walks to another side of the ship.

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You come out on the deck, and it is lively.

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You see first the captain.

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His name is

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Will Oldham, the prince.

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And he is laughing up a storm, and the men are laughing with him.

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And you look around and start to see why.

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He has just a massive brute of a pirate standing next to him.

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And over that pirate's shoulder is a older man with his bare ass out, and other pirates
are going up and slapping it and laughing.

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Who's the ass?

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Usually he goes in a barrel first, but you know.

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Yeah.

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The captain says, well, hello.

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It's nice of you to wake up and see what we've got going on.

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A little party.

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Lover party.

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This here is what was his name again?

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Another pirate comes in.

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Is Quintis or Quintus or something?

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Is Quintus?

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From Oxford?

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Yes, Oxford.

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And you know what we do to the king's men here on Poseidon's Rage?

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And he points at a pirate.

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And the pirate says, We kick their arse!

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And he says, We kick their arse.

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Now, I'm glad we're all up here.

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And I have you all in one place, because well, Quintus here brought us a a gift.

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Can anybody guess what that gift may be?

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Gold?

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Well.

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It's a good thought, brat.

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It's another good thought, Salty.

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And ask.

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Yes, most likely.

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Uh Isabel, do you have anything you would like to say?

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Ash.

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Uh

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Ash.

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No, it's Ash.

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You gotta work on your accent there, love.

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Ash.

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No, it is a map.

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What's great?

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Pirate tale doesn't start with a map.

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I shouldn't Holds it up and it's it's a it's a sizable map.

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Well drawn, very interesting, and he holds it up for just the briefest second and then
closes it and deftly folds it and puts it in his coat.

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And he is dressed as a naval admiral for the King's

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Navy and his admiral hat, large and looming in red, has a shot bullet hole straight
through the middle of it that's circled with black ink, and all over it is just graffiti

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that somebody inked all over.

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And he just wears his dirty, filthy Admiral.

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He maybe he was an admiral, or maybe he stripped it, it's hard to tell.

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And he lasts is it well.

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We have a bit of old King George with us today.

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And oh he points to you, Babida.

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What do we say to Old King George when we have him on our ship?

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I hope you like the deep He hopes he likes the deep.

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Indeed.

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We do say that.

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Okay.

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Well, he spins the guy around the guards dear God, this is

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Unbecoming of any gentleman, what have you done to me?

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And he looks like he's brick beat red in the sun.

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He is old, he's probably in his fifties, which at that time probably looked like he was in
his seventies, and snot is coming out of his nose like he had been sobbing at some point.

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And he says, We will see what he thinks of the deep.

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And my friends, if the wave is the only true law, what right does old King George have
over us?

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Salty, what do you say?

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None.

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Yes, spoken well and with clarity and a pithy pithy attitude.

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I do appreciate that about you, Salty.

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No problem, Captain.

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Okay.

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Now one syllable at the time.

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He walks over to Quintus's ass cheeks and squeezes them together, and he says, And if old
King George's pale white ars were right in front of us to boot, what would we do with that

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ars, ratskull?

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Wah, suppose we boot it, sir?

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Right there.

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You heard the man.

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And he does a high kick up and kicks the man in the ass.

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Whoa, I got it right.

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Fuck yeah.

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Yes.

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Now, what do you think, Isabel?

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Would we make old King George's man a prisoner and show him what it's like to be under his
liege?

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Or, well, would we uh give him the same mercy we give a stowaway rat?

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No mercy.

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Yeah, the the

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Deck erupts No mercy No mercy and you hear Quintus Although in this case that implies
we're taking him prisoner, right?

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Did you question the captain Are you are you a mercy was the killing him, right?

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No mercy needs no mercy.

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Right.

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But you said It's about your legal ease you're talking circles around me.

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Do you want me to throw him overboard or would you like to chain him up and keep him on
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Give it to me straight.

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Pretty big word.

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I'm going to take offense if you don't clarify.

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Ransom him.

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Oh aye.

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We ransom him.

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Okay.

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Well, what do you think?

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Quintus?

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Quintus.

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Just leave me alone.

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Just leave me alone.

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And you look out and you see the rest of your crew.

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There are only five other sailors, the captain and his first mate.

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And behind him is that first mate, which you've grown accustomed to.

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But he is or excuse me.

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They are a deep one.

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And they are a little unsettling to be around at first.

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Their face kind of has this nightmarish anatomy.

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And at a distance, their mouth looks humanoid, but when they speak or feed, eat, uh, it
almost looks like a visage of a lamprey sucking on things.

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And even when it speaks, and the crew avoids the first mate.

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He's too beautiful.

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This is beautiful.

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Sits about five feet high, has gills, needs to jump in the water every once in a while,
and you know the first mate as Mehekta.

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And Mehekta leans in and whispers something to the captain.

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The captain says, Well, I must retire to my quarters to pour over this map.

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And he walks toward the small captain's cabin, and Mehekta follows.

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And then

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The man behind the wheels he didn't tell us which bearing to take.

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You know where we're going, Babida.

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I I know the way.

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uh which way?

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Is it one of those follow your heart type things?

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I hate those.

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Yeah.

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No, it's I've never had a heart.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Well my fact she says that I know the way and am prone to getting lost.

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So I don't know how you want me to fuck this up.

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Babida and Isabel both give me a presence roll.

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It's the DR 14?

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It's 12, always 12, basically, but it's contested between you two, so whoever's higher.

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And 18.

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Yeah, you're both like that way.

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uh his eyes go cross for a single I'll just wait for the captain.

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We'll just let the wind take us.

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And you are left on the deck to have conversation that you may.

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And Quintus is laying on the side.

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They don't even bother to tie him up anymore, probably.

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He's just like sitting there crying.

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you see him try to muster himself through some deep breathing and the sobs come through,
so he's like From the hands.

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Right, but Isabel, were you inferring that it would be a mercy to kill him or a mercy to
let him live?

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Because you could torture the living fuck out of him, and that doesn't seem like much of a
mercy to me.

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But Well the captain the captain said the captain said

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Do we give him the same mercy as we give a rat we find in the hold?

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And I know we kill those rats.

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uh Well, technically we eat Right.

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You gotta make use of it somehow.

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So do we eat him?

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uh God eat him because that's not a rat.

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Got it.

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So well, if we picked mercy, we could eat him.

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Right, right, right, yeah.

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So no mercy.

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Does that just mean keep kicking him in the ass till it falls off or something?

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I didn't really know, so I suggested we ransom him.

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Hmm.

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These negatives are very confusing.

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Yeah, we should probably revisit some of the ship motto's.

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Yeah, we've had a few just trying to mon for size, but uh, you know, some a little better
than others, I gotta say.

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What was our last one?

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Parlay or something.

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It's awful.

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It's parlay time.

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I think was my suggestion.

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uh When you get too many modifiers, you are making me think, and I am not liking to be
thinking.

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Well speaking of thinking, um maybe we uh is since we've picked no mercy, let's let's
squeeze the lad for as much information as we can get.

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Like what's at the end of the map?

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I can't stand getting another more uh one more X.

236
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:15,003
You follow these things, you just find X's.

237
00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:16,203
I hate it!

238
00:15:17,405 --> 00:15:19,347
And always in the red.

239
00:15:19,347 --> 00:15:20,387
Right?

240
00:15:20,648 --> 00:15:22,309
Well, it's traumatic, isn't it?

241
00:15:22,309 --> 00:15:23,600
What else do you expect?

242
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,811
Mauve?

243
00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:27,144
Who the fuck wants to find a mauve X?

244
00:15:27,144 --> 00:15:28,835
you want another letter?

245
00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:31,097
Let's find the mauve U.

246
00:15:31,277 --> 00:15:34,380
That it doesn't have the same ring to it, does it now?

247
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,933
What about tea for treasure?

248
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,932
Oh now that's a good one.

249
00:15:38,932 --> 00:15:41,094
I would search for a gold tea.

250
00:15:41,214 --> 00:15:44,165
Don't be telling us it's an X.

251
00:15:44,165 --> 00:15:46,415
We don't like X's.

252
00:15:46,435 --> 00:15:56,118
So honestly, the sooner that you can just lead us straight to the treasure, the less
you're gonna be on this boat, the less captain's gonna have to torture you.

253
00:15:56,118 --> 00:15:58,039
Your ass is looking pretty sore already.

254
00:15:58,039 --> 00:15:59,029
Like I I don't know.

255
00:15:59,029 --> 00:16:02,828
He seems into it, so we don't judge too much around here.

256
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,330
But uh juicy eyes.

257
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:08,252
It is quite supple, I must say so myself.

258
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:09,864
dear God.

259
00:16:09,864 --> 00:16:10,144
jeez.

260
00:16:10,144 --> 00:16:11,305
A lot of us have peg legs.

261
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:17,661
You don't want us kicking with with those up in there, so I I sincerely recommend
complying.

262
00:16:17,661 --> 00:16:20,443
Have you ever had an ice splinter?

263
00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:26,448
No, no, I've had none of the sort.

264
00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:30,852
Just give give me a second to just to compose myself.

265
00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:36,463
Uh you s sprung me away in the night and have haven't had a week of sleep.

266
00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:41,165
Well no, we were sleeping, so we did no springing of the sort.

267
00:16:41,165 --> 00:16:45,095
And I'm just telling you, the captain is gonna come out of his cabin.

268
00:16:45,095 --> 00:16:47,466
Oh, I gotta work on the obliteration there.

269
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,307
Uh any minute now.

270
00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:55,928
So if you don't give us an answer, then he's gonna kick your ass more.

271
00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:59,929
So it's in your best interest.

272
00:16:59,981 --> 00:17:01,081
Y y you follow?

273
00:17:01,081 --> 00:17:02,192
You follow mate?

274
00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,793
Yeah, gimme a presence.

275
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:04,493
Fuck ye.

276
00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:07,104
Happen to have a plus four in that for some fucking reason.

277
00:17:07,104 --> 00:17:08,094
What?

278
00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:10,795
Rascals got it.

279
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:13,796
Um yeah, so that's uh fifteen.

280
00:17:13,796 --> 00:17:16,157
Oh, okay.

281
00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:28,632
Okay well I just here doing my part for the crown and I was taken in the night and yes I
had the map I was doing some research at Oxford.

282
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:29,853
Are we in Oxford?

283
00:17:29,853 --> 00:17:31,423
No, we're in the ocean.

284
00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:36,885
I d I you've never heard of Oxford, I see.

285
00:17:36,885 --> 00:17:37,785
Okay.

286
00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:50,751
I was going to a place that academics and philosophers go, and I was pulling up old paper,
like parchment, and uh studying it.

287
00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:52,451
My studies led me here.

288
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,812
Well, those are some shitty studies then.

289
00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:58,214
It shouldn't have led you here.

290
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,080
It's just bad.

291
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,041
Jesus Jesus Christ.

292
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:07,945
The study should have had some practical advice about, you know, avoiding getting captured
by pirates and the like.

293
00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:11,027
If this Oxford doesn't sound worth a shit.

294
00:18:11,147 --> 00:18:12,228
Apparently it's not.

295
00:18:12,228 --> 00:18:13,288
It's not.

296
00:18:13,569 --> 00:18:15,360
Ooh, I don't know why you took me.

297
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,615
You took me and took my map.

298
00:18:16,615 --> 00:18:17,581
A map is what I had.

299
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:19,052
What what do you want from me?

300
00:18:19,052 --> 00:18:28,048
Uh the directions from the map, any any findings, interpretations hen thereforth would be
nice.

301
00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:29,969
Why did you have the map?

302
00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:34,870
You're going to see to my safety.

303
00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:43,974
We all all just look at each other like Everyone gets a little more diagonal, let's say
that.

304
00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:48,876
I d I I I don't know what that means, and I'm so scared.

305
00:18:48,876 --> 00:18:56,750
But we we can do our best to mitigate the likelihood of future harm to your ass there, if

306
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,421
You you can help us out of it.

307
00:18:58,421 --> 00:19:00,383
So it could be worse.

308
00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:04,966
We're trying to make it not that much more worse.

309
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:09,830
Isabella's preaching no mercy, which is actually good for you, it turns out.

310
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:14,274
Which which might mean it's anything short of eating you, by my understanding.

311
00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:17,056
By my reckon that eating is a mercy.

312
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,198
So anything less than that is on the menu, technically.

313
00:19:20,198 --> 00:19:26,785
Uh so you know, we we can try to skip over some of the more grisly bits.

314
00:19:26,785 --> 00:19:30,596
If you just tell us where the fuck to go.

315
00:19:30,855 --> 00:19:33,598
Ratzko knows what I like.

316
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:34,178
Nope.

317
00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:36,389
Yeah, you don't want him back back there.

318
00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:37,780
I'm just telling you.

319
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:40,681
I'm the most polite on this fucking boat, right?

320
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,382
So come on.

321
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,553
That's my that's my interrogation technique.

322
00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:45,193
Come on.

323
00:19:45,193 --> 00:19:46,884
Give him that.

324
00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:49,025
Let me stand.

325
00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:53,476
He stands up and straightens himself out and then pulls up the flap.

326
00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:56,339
of his pajamas to cover his ass and buttons it.

327
00:19:56,339 --> 00:20:01,016
Well I I was sent by the Crown to to find uh a city.

328
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:03,986
A city it's called well it's called Cathagos.

329
00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:05,367
El Dorito?

330
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,168
sorry.

331
00:20:06,168 --> 00:20:08,651
Well uh Cathagan.

332
00:20:08,651 --> 00:20:14,169
I was doing my studies and I think I found its location and I came here months ago and

333
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:19,202
I met some people who had been there, and they helped me map out the city proper.

334
00:20:19,202 --> 00:20:20,173
you've been there?

335
00:20:20,173 --> 00:20:28,437
I myself have not, but they sent a initial excursion, and I was waiting for the second one
to come back with the things that I required.

336
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:32,329
I it's a a a ship of uh mostly Spanish sailors.

337
00:20:32,329 --> 00:20:35,401
They were they were the black vengeance, I believe.

338
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,543
It was a pretty penny, but the crown is willing to pay.

339
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,272
What was their last heading?

340
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:45,376
Well, it was northeast from Havana, and he points to where Havana is.

341
00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:47,598
And when were you expecting them back?

342
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:48,838
Three weeks.

343
00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:51,681
So all we have to do is intercept.

344
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:52,822
Yeah, yeah.

345
00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:55,003
I think I think you're right, Isabel.

346
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:58,746
Uh I don't I don't know that those Spaniards are coming back.

347
00:20:58,746 --> 00:21:02,689
Uh what kind of you said it's the second expedition?

348
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:05,171
What did the first one bring back?

349
00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:07,342
Like what was loot, lad?

350
00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:13,400
Th there was no loot, but they confirmed that the city is real and they mapped out what
they could see from afar.

351
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:19,172
So that their map i th is that a map to the city or of the city?

352
00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:22,903
'Cause there's a very important distinction in there.

353
00:21:23,144 --> 00:21:24,524
What can I call you, sir?

354
00:21:24,524 --> 00:21:26,685
My name is Quintus.

355
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:27,005
Mr.

356
00:21:27,005 --> 00:21:28,166
Skull's fine.

357
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,686
Mr Skrull.

358
00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:33,048
Mr Skull, it is it is indeed both.

359
00:21:33,048 --> 00:21:35,514
There's the headings from Havana.

360
00:21:35,514 --> 00:21:38,997
On one side and on the other side it is the map of the city.

361
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:39,778
Proper.

362
00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:40,978
Convenient.

363
00:21:41,059 --> 00:21:45,182
this has been 'cause this has been twenty two years of my life's work.

364
00:21:45,182 --> 00:21:47,224
It's not a mere convenience.

365
00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,665
What a waste.

366
00:21:48,665 --> 00:21:56,792
And you didn't uh So you spent two centuries of your life making a double sided map.

367
00:21:56,792 --> 00:22:01,637
You didn't happen to make any redundant copies of it, did ya?

368
00:22:01,637 --> 00:22:02,491
Cause

369
00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:06,124
That seems like a terrible lack of foresight on one's part.

370
00:22:06,604 --> 00:22:09,787
there are copies and I the the crown has them.

371
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,699
King George himself is interested in this venture.

372
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:20,176
This is you in fact are not merely impeding me, you're impeding the King of England.

373
00:22:20,176 --> 00:22:22,618
And he says and puffs his chest out.

374
00:22:22,618 --> 00:22:32,026
And you would know that Bill Oldham, the prince, your captain, is he absolutely hates the
king and is a

375
00:22:32,026 --> 00:22:37,929
revolutionary, some might say, and his moniker the prince comes from people relating him
to Robin Hood.

376
00:22:37,929 --> 00:22:52,696
Well orders of magnitude are of no issue here, I see, and um heh also, when we are taking
this place, we are giving it a new name, so its own name is of little consequence.

377
00:22:52,717 --> 00:23:01,731
I am s sorry, but he looks at the ship you and over your head if you think that you can do
anything in this city.

378
00:23:01,807 --> 00:23:04,928
Explain yourself.

379
00:23:05,328 --> 00:23:07,399
This is not a mere human city.

380
00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:11,311
This city is built long ago by an ancient civilization.

381
00:23:11,311 --> 00:23:14,732
Some people even say a civilization that came from the stars.

382
00:23:15,232 --> 00:23:24,496
I believe that, and he leans in close, assuming that you would know this, the Atlintean
liturgies reside here.

383
00:23:25,016 --> 00:23:30,808
And with them comes a legendary, reality-warping power.

384
00:23:32,487 --> 00:23:39,191
You're saying a few words I am needing you for to say more words about that.

385
00:23:41,113 --> 00:23:51,119
I do think I said quite a few words, but this Atlantian liturgis the Atlantian liturgis,
sorry, I'm so scared.

386
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,822
I I think the problem is is the length.

387
00:23:54,982 --> 00:23:59,265
Use more words but smaller Okay.

388
00:23:59,265 --> 00:24:01,104
Let me think here.

389
00:24:01,104 --> 00:24:02,895
Is it a liturgy, a book?

390
00:24:02,895 --> 00:24:06,478
Yes, uh it would I believe it is a book, yes.

391
00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:08,339
So we're looking for a book.

392
00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:10,080
Why you gotta say it like that?

393
00:24:12,142 --> 00:24:14,323
The words carry importance.

394
00:24:14,323 --> 00:24:18,386
You keep talking like this, I'm going to take it as a sign of great disrespect.

395
00:24:18,386 --> 00:24:18,887
Okay.

396
00:24:18,887 --> 00:24:20,748
Well I d just tell me how to fucking talk.

397
00:24:20,748 --> 00:24:24,250
I'm so scared Okay, okay.

398
00:24:24,451 --> 00:24:29,254
Ratskall, Ratskal, why are you why are you letting them speak to me this like this way?

399
00:24:29,684 --> 00:24:32,175
Because you didn't answer my fucking question, right?

400
00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:38,506
Like I just asked you to tell me where the fucking city was, and then you you go to look
over my shoulder here.

401
00:24:38,506 --> 00:24:41,667
I'm the most fucking personable person here.

402
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:44,128
So That's definitely true.

403
00:24:44,128 --> 00:24:44,668
Yeah.

404
00:24:44,668 --> 00:24:46,708
That it's Todd.

405
00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:49,649
I believe it they call it the the new world.

406
00:24:49,649 --> 00:24:51,470
The Yucatan, maybe.

407
00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:56,091
I don't I don't know, but I I can the map will get you there and your captain has it.

408
00:24:56,091 --> 00:24:56,820
Like d

409
00:24:56,820 --> 00:25:00,140
Do not worry, you will get there, but it is what you will find there.

410
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:05,771
I it is a city of disgusting very disgusting salty.

411
00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:07,012
I saw that.

412
00:25:07,914 --> 00:25:09,856
Cannot focus while you are picking your nose.

413
00:25:09,856 --> 00:25:10,857
Okay.

414
00:25:11,919 --> 00:25:15,253
I don't see how I'm part of this interrogation.

415
00:25:15,253 --> 00:25:16,468
Jeez, I I

416
00:25:16,468 --> 00:25:17,108
He looks the city.

417
00:25:17,108 --> 00:25:19,210
You're saying there's disgusting people in the city?

418
00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:21,072
That sounds like our kind of place.

419
00:25:21,072 --> 00:25:24,835
And reality warping physics to make our greatest dreams come true.

420
00:25:24,835 --> 00:25:27,496
So I'm not seeing a downside here.

421
00:25:27,557 --> 00:25:30,059
I don't think he said that last bit, but I'm here for it.

422
00:25:30,059 --> 00:25:34,823
Reality warping, which means wish-granting manifestation.

423
00:25:34,823 --> 00:25:35,633
I'm pretty sure.

424
00:25:35,633 --> 00:25:37,304
It's based on this book.

425
00:25:37,585 --> 00:25:39,907
I say holding it clearly upside down.

426
00:25:39,907 --> 00:25:41,148
It's like, yeah.

427
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:43,850
Sir, that is that is uh that's Hegel.

428
00:25:43,850 --> 00:25:44,410
Not okay.

429
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:45,150
Okay.

430
00:25:46,933 --> 00:25:47,654
Bless you.

431
00:25:47,654 --> 00:25:52,436
When we get there Do you need to do caigles?

432
00:25:54,418 --> 00:25:57,320
I've done plenty the past twenty-four hours.

433
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,482
When we get there, there will be there is a cult.

434
00:26:01,482 --> 00:26:10,829
I think they're they refer to themselves or I've come to refer them to them as the
wretched that are none too friendly to any interlopers.

435
00:26:10,829 --> 00:26:15,471
They were the first to discover the the city after it emerged from the water.

436
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,632
Dangerous.

437
00:26:16,639 --> 00:26:18,109
Well, I don't know.

438
00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:26,011
I don't mean to diminish your powers of observation, but we're pretty fucking dangerous
ourselves.

439
00:26:26,011 --> 00:26:32,413
So if you're so worried about this rat shit called, then why should we?

440
00:26:32,413 --> 00:26:33,213
Right?

441
00:26:33,213 --> 00:26:36,734
We fuck you up, so we're probably stronger than them.

442
00:26:36,734 --> 00:26:43,356
Real thing you have said this entire time, please explain yourselves.

443
00:26:43,356 --> 00:26:45,876
But remember, many small words.

444
00:26:46,408 --> 00:26:51,411
And explaining and explaining and explaining and expla I'll do better.

445
00:26:51,531 --> 00:26:53,612
Here's what I'll say it is dangerous.

446
00:26:53,612 --> 00:27:03,758
There is treasure that is completely alien to anything you've ever seen, and the crown has
a keen interest in it, and that is why I'm here.

447
00:27:03,758 --> 00:27:08,461
And I believe you're going to end up taking me there anyway.

448
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:13,504
And if you're lucky Hopefully in one piece, yeah.

449
00:27:13,504 --> 00:27:17,357
The the more answers we get, the more likely it is just the one piece.

450
00:27:17,357 --> 00:27:27,744
ah Speaking speaking of the crown, who will uh and this is a question that Isabel is
directing to this fellow.

451
00:27:27,744 --> 00:27:29,145
Who will miss you?

452
00:27:29,145 --> 00:27:34,949
Well my beautiful wife, Dorothy and And how much will she pay to have you back?

453
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:38,211
She would pay a king's ransom.

454
00:27:38,211 --> 00:27:40,913
No, I mean like how many pieces?

455
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,271
I mean we have an estate that she could leverage.

456
00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:45,672
Um a number.

457
00:27:45,672 --> 00:27:47,873
We don't talk in vagaries.

458
00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:49,893
What currency do you you have here?

459
00:27:49,893 --> 00:27:51,374
You have silver, correct?

460
00:27:51,374 --> 00:27:52,234
I believe.

461
00:27:52,234 --> 00:27:55,496
I mean it would be a hundred thousand silver.

462
00:27:55,496 --> 00:27:57,706
Well only a hundred fucking silver?

463
00:27:57,706 --> 00:28:01,418
Thousand What is it a hundred or a thousand?

464
00:28:02,228 --> 00:28:03,739
god, god.

465
00:28:03,739 --> 00:28:04,489
Magnitude.

466
00:28:04,489 --> 00:28:07,680
We we keep talking about orders of magnitude, Redskill.

467
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,491
We talked about this many times.

468
00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:12,108
It's zeros.

469
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:15,030
It doesn't sound like much, but it is a lot.

470
00:28:15,030 --> 00:28:17,021
It it means a lot.

471
00:28:17,021 --> 00:28:18,352
Right, right, right.

472
00:28:18,352 --> 00:28:23,894
As you say that, the cap the cabin door opens up and the captain comes out.

473
00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:25,715
Alright, lads.

474
00:28:25,736 --> 00:28:29,938
We know exactly where we're going, and it's straight to treasure.

475
00:28:29,938 --> 00:28:31,259
Hooray!

476
00:28:31,259 --> 00:28:32,360
I know the way.

477
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:39,103
Isabel Yes, yes, yes, you do know the way, but last time you gave us directions we ended
up lost and

478
00:28:39,331 --> 00:28:43,392
I'm going to use the map this time if it I you I trust you won't mutiny.

479
00:28:43,392 --> 00:28:47,173
um one last question for Quenchas.

480
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:50,104
That Spanish ship, how many guns did it have?

481
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:52,384
I I I don't know much about ships.

482
00:28:52,384 --> 00:28:55,455
Um there were six holes on each side.

483
00:28:55,455 --> 00:28:59,086
The captain walks up and talks to the navigator.

484
00:28:59,086 --> 00:29:08,811
He's like, Alright, we're going northeast, northwest, all right, and spins the wheel and
catches the wind, and you are off.

485
00:29:10,396 --> 00:29:13,018
Wait, which north with what which way are we going?

486
00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:17,621
He did keep saying east, but I'm pretty sure the Yucatan's to the west.

487
00:29:18,202 --> 00:29:19,153
I know where we're going.

488
00:29:19,153 --> 00:29:20,564
Yeah.

489
00:29:20,564 --> 00:29:21,345
Yeah.

490
00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:27,870
It goes out past Havana, you lose the land, and then bears east.

491
00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:32,373
And it's a few nights of sailing and traveling.

492
00:29:32,373 --> 00:29:34,094
It's pretty clean water.

493
00:29:34,094 --> 00:29:38,978
The Caribbean is beautiful, and you get into the deeper ocean and

494
00:29:39,035 --> 00:29:43,417
It is a little rockier, but it's the the open sea.

495
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:46,978
The good kind of water, not polluted from the city.

496
00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:51,340
Are you drinking seawater, Saltley?

497
00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:52,621
Just a little.

498
00:29:52,901 --> 00:29:53,661
Right.

499
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,182
You know, I don't mean for you.

500
00:29:55,182 --> 00:29:59,844
I think that's why you got all that phlegm kind of fucking about in there.

501
00:29:59,844 --> 00:30:00,415
You know.

502
00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:04,126
I didn't realize you'd gotten your doctorate, Rapskill.

503
00:30:04,126 --> 00:30:05,776
Of course I got a doctorate.

504
00:30:05,776 --> 00:30:07,637
I killed him back in Havana.

505
00:30:07,637 --> 00:30:08,667
Look, that guy's right here.

506
00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:13,369
And diploma is fucking diploma right here.

507
00:30:13,369 --> 00:30:16,248
It's the same book, yeah.

508
00:30:17,110 --> 00:30:23,632
Yeah, as you're sailing, there are some goals that start to trail the ship.

509
00:30:23,632 --> 00:30:25,472
Can somebody roll me a D6?

510
00:30:25,472 --> 00:30:25,742
Three.

511
00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:34,495
I'm sorry, this is a completely random aside, but yes, my book is actually someone's
dissertation that I stole because I'm obsessed with philosophy.

512
00:30:34,495 --> 00:30:35,873
I'm a philosopher.

513
00:30:35,873 --> 00:30:45,208
And I carry a book with me at all times, so this is my doctorate of philosophy, is just
reading air quotes out of this book from someone's dissertation on crustaceans.

514
00:30:45,368 --> 00:30:47,359
I do notice it says philosophizer.

515
00:30:47,359 --> 00:30:50,691
Well, perhaps one needs a title out of it.

516
00:30:50,691 --> 00:30:53,563
That's how you know he knows what he's talking about.

517
00:30:53,563 --> 00:30:55,493
Thank you, fist bump.

518
00:30:55,994 --> 00:31:05,442
Yeah, as as you are talking and philosophizing on the deck, you see three seagulls that
look w look rabid.

519
00:31:05,442 --> 00:31:17,707
In a way and converts get they come down like and they come swinging at and you see the
the ship surgeon, Mother Marrow, and she's standing there and a goal just comes up and

520
00:31:17,707 --> 00:31:20,618
starts pecking and just tears her ear off.

521
00:31:20,618 --> 00:31:21,969
And she's like Ow!

522
00:31:21,969 --> 00:31:22,979
my god!

523
00:31:22,979 --> 00:31:28,341
My ear And then the goal the other two come flying down.

524
00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:30,562
Can somebody give me a D6 for initiative?

525
00:31:30,562 --> 00:31:32,483
Five.

526
00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:34,671
You guys all go first.

527
00:31:34,671 --> 00:31:41,685
There's one goal on Mother Marrow's head pecking her ear off and two more streaming down
towards the deck.

528
00:31:41,685 --> 00:31:44,186
You guys choose who goes first in what order.

529
00:31:44,186 --> 00:31:45,427
That's a good ear.

530
00:31:45,427 --> 00:31:46,847
That's a good ear.

531
00:31:46,847 --> 00:31:58,694
And he'll just pull this uh machete, runic insignia all over it, and walk over and take
try and slice this thing in twain.

532
00:31:58,694 --> 00:31:59,434
Yeah.

533
00:31:59,434 --> 00:32:01,335
Go ahead, give me that strength roll.

534
00:32:01,335 --> 00:32:02,075
Yeah.

535
00:32:02,075 --> 00:32:03,650
Always looking for a twelve.

536
00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:11,464
Well, uh an eighteen will do it, and a D6 of damage gets me two whole damage.

537
00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:13,145
Hey, you're lucky.

538
00:32:13,145 --> 00:32:14,926
These goals have two head points.

539
00:32:14,926 --> 00:32:22,070
Just absolutely lops the head off and catches the chunk of ear out of it.

540
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:24,111
Maybe uh no, picks it up off the ground.

541
00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:25,472
That's more his speed.

542
00:32:25,472 --> 00:32:26,552
Picks it up.

543
00:32:28,774 --> 00:32:31,675
You'll be right as rain in the moment.

544
00:32:31,675 --> 00:32:33,081
Stick, stick.

545
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,793
You can stitch this back on You idiot, I'm the surgeon.

546
00:32:35,793 --> 00:32:36,874
Who's gonna stitch it back on?

547
00:32:36,874 --> 00:32:38,465
I can't do it to myself.

548
00:32:38,465 --> 00:32:46,772
Very use a mirror Just don't don't put it on the wrong side.

549
00:32:46,772 --> 00:32:47,933
Thank you.

550
00:32:47,953 --> 00:32:48,914
Who's next?

551
00:32:48,914 --> 00:32:51,997
Isabel is going to start blasting.

552
00:32:51,997 --> 00:32:53,958
There's two gulls left.

553
00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:59,343
I'll make attacks until either they're dead or I'm out of attacks.

554
00:32:59,343 --> 00:33:00,864
How many attacks do you have again?

555
00:33:00,864 --> 00:33:01,582
Three.

556
00:33:01,582 --> 00:33:01,912
Dang.

557
00:33:01,912 --> 00:33:05,994
So give me that presence.

558
00:33:06,314 --> 00:33:07,565
it's presence, not agility?

559
00:33:07,565 --> 00:33:08,775
It's present.

560
00:33:08,775 --> 00:33:09,735
Yeah.

561
00:33:09,735 --> 00:33:10,156
no.

562
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,236
Shoot.

563
00:33:11,736 --> 00:33:14,037
She has a lot of guns, but can she use them?

564
00:33:14,037 --> 00:33:17,199
They're mostly for show.

565
00:33:17,199 --> 00:33:17,349
Yikes.

566
00:33:17,349 --> 00:33:17,799
Yikes, yikes, yikes.

567
00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:19,119
So here's the first one.

568
00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:20,740
It's a seven.

569
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:21,360
Miss.

570
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,541
Here's the second one.

571
00:33:22,541 --> 00:33:24,162
It's a nineteen.

572
00:33:24,162 --> 00:33:26,743
So that's a hit.

573
00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:28,624
For six damage.

574
00:33:28,624 --> 00:33:29,024
Oof.

575
00:33:29,024 --> 00:33:30,304
Um

576
00:33:30,494 --> 00:33:34,246
And the third attack is a five, so it's a miss.

577
00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:34,626
Yeah.

578
00:33:34,626 --> 00:33:37,827
I can how where are you holding the third gun?

579
00:33:37,827 --> 00:33:44,490
Is it like I can only imagine that you have an elaborate mechanism so that you can hold it
in your mouth and like bite down to pull the trigger?

580
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,591
No, she drops them as she fires.

581
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:48,732
that's wasteful.

582
00:33:48,732 --> 00:33:50,073
Yeah, but it's sick.

583
00:33:50,413 --> 00:33:53,995
It's just like belt, belt, belt, boom.

584
00:33:53,995 --> 00:33:56,076
But then she has to go pick them all up.

585
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:56,996
Yeah.

586
00:33:57,322 --> 00:34:04,216
It takes a round to reload each of so I shoot and then I take three rounds to reload.

587
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:05,216
my god.

588
00:34:05,392 --> 00:34:07,938
Well there's one goal left.

589
00:34:07,938 --> 00:34:08,558
Right.

590
00:34:08,558 --> 00:34:10,379
Babita, do you want this one?

591
00:34:10,379 --> 00:34:13,101
Or should I just let old faithful rip?

592
00:34:13,101 --> 00:34:14,696
You give it a try.

593
00:34:14,696 --> 00:34:17,723
I will use whatever is left.

594
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:18,904
Alright then.

595
00:34:18,904 --> 00:34:27,419
I just k hop and precariously balance on my right leg, the left whoops as I just go and sh

596
00:34:27,419 --> 00:34:28,079
Yeah.

597
00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:32,402
As I'm going to use my Gotmon Musket leg?

598
00:34:32,402 --> 00:34:36,044
Tell me, does a twenty two uh happen to do it?

599
00:34:36,044 --> 00:34:36,544
Yes.

600
00:34:36,544 --> 00:34:39,285
Is that a crit some way?

601
00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:42,947
Or you're gonna plus like a million to your presence.

602
00:34:43,828 --> 00:34:44,419
I don't know.

603
00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:47,900
The random character generator was kind and gave me a plus four to presence.

604
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:52,112
Oh so that is gonna be eight damage on the gull.

605
00:34:52,112 --> 00:34:53,573
Is it just feathers?

606
00:34:53,713 --> 00:34:54,814
Yes, yes.

607
00:34:54,814 --> 00:34:55,954
There's two

608
00:34:56,078 --> 00:35:04,970
Mist clouds and feathers falling down, and you have a meal out of one, uh that's still on
the deck while the others are destroyed.

609
00:35:05,641 --> 00:35:10,578
I will cast raise the dead on the the one without a head.

610
00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:19,165
And you will land gracefully with all feathers intact or right on my shoulder, as if
nothing is wrong.

611
00:35:19,165 --> 00:35:21,205
Give me the spirit roll.

612
00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:22,635
I don't have to do that.

613
00:35:22,635 --> 00:35:24,426
I'm not a pussy.

614
00:35:25,194 --> 00:35:27,426
No you no role is required.

615
00:35:27,426 --> 00:35:28,376
really?

616
00:35:28,456 --> 00:35:30,938
Just in that romantic.

617
00:35:30,938 --> 00:35:31,978
Yeah.

618
00:35:31,978 --> 00:35:33,099
really?

619
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,422
What do you name your your scavenging seagull?

620
00:35:38,422 --> 00:35:42,395
Big neck for the head on it.

621
00:35:42,395 --> 00:35:43,465
Big neck.

622
00:35:45,072 --> 00:35:50,876
So it doesn't make a sound, it's just like this like headless gold It is quiet just the
way I like.

623
00:35:50,876 --> 00:35:55,139
It tries to call it honk if it like really works at it.

624
00:35:55,139 --> 00:36:00,523
A little spurda spurta blood, spurter blood.

625
00:36:00,523 --> 00:36:01,524
Right.

626
00:36:01,524 --> 00:36:07,468
There are eternal liquids floating this way and that.

627
00:36:08,269 --> 00:36:10,430
I was going to eat that.

628
00:36:11,323 --> 00:36:12,344
You have the headslock.

629
00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:14,024
You can have the odd there's.

630
00:36:14,024 --> 00:36:16,065
This one is mine.

631
00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:19,608
I'll stick it on like a lollipop.

632
00:36:19,608 --> 00:36:21,248
Go fuck.

633
00:36:21,248 --> 00:36:22,249
Yeah.

634
00:36:22,409 --> 00:36:24,720
Smooth sailing for some time again.

635
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:32,234
Anybody who's above deck typically give me a presence.

636
00:36:32,644 --> 00:36:35,016
I went downstairs to polish my rifle.

637
00:36:35,016 --> 00:36:37,007
Well these other chuckle fucks are upstairs.

638
00:36:37,007 --> 00:36:37,557
Yeah.

639
00:36:37,557 --> 00:36:39,898
Where did that shot come from?

640
00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:43,234
I fail.

641
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:44,704
Okay.

642
00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:46,404
Just looking for a twelve.

643
00:36:46,745 --> 00:36:48,185
Yeah, I know.

644
00:36:49,985 --> 00:36:50,706
Okay.

645
00:36:50,706 --> 00:36:51,536
Have a natural.

646
00:36:51,536 --> 00:36:53,826
Ooh.

647
00:36:54,507 --> 00:37:01,438
That seems a pretty good isn't our presence guy downstairs.

648
00:37:01,438 --> 00:37:03,149
What did you get, Bibida?

649
00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:05,370
A natural twin.

650
00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:07,110
Well well.

651
00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:10,911
Bibida the sea as it flies up and

652
00:37:11,537 --> 00:37:13,399
Splash your face here and there.

653
00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:15,020
I'm loving it.

654
00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:16,040
Yeah.

655
00:37:16,181 --> 00:37:22,285
And ahead you spot a strange movement under the water.

656
00:37:22,466 --> 00:37:26,819
And as you get close with a natural 20, you pick it out right away.

657
00:37:26,819 --> 00:37:27,930
It is coral.

658
00:37:27,930 --> 00:37:35,075
It's a massive coral reef that you are headed full wind ahead towards.

659
00:37:36,577 --> 00:37:40,199
Watch out, you stupid beaches.

660
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:41,673
Yeah.

661
00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:46,096
The the guy in the the nest the or sorry, yeah.

662
00:37:46,096 --> 00:37:47,057
What do they call those things?

663
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:54,783
um You're having the perspective and you're waiting for me to see it.

664
00:37:54,783 --> 00:37:58,657
Yeah, his name's Gallows Gideon and he's like, I'm so sorry.

665
00:37:58,657 --> 00:38:01,569
There's something I had He forgot his glasses.

666
00:38:01,569 --> 00:38:03,050
He was polishing his rifle.

667
00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:05,652
He was polished his rifle up there.

668
00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:10,440
Yeah, and there is a jagged reef in

669
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:21,293
You see the man at the helm flip the wheel trying to get the sails to turn around and the
captain says Lower the sails Oh who's up to help?

670
00:38:21,293 --> 00:38:27,774
Yeah Sc Scrags He's grabbing ropes, pulling ropes.

671
00:38:27,774 --> 00:38:28,448
Give me an agility.

672
00:38:28,448 --> 00:38:28,994
He's strong.

673
00:38:28,994 --> 00:38:30,465
He's not smart.

674
00:38:30,465 --> 00:38:31,155
agility.

675
00:38:31,155 --> 00:38:32,150
Oh no.

676
00:38:32,150 --> 00:38:33,285
Oh you know what?

677
00:38:33,285 --> 00:38:34,796
Actually, yeah, let's give strength.

678
00:38:34,796 --> 00:38:35,416
Yeah, yeah.

679
00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:40,507
It doesn't matter, I would say, as he gets uh a a four.

680
00:38:40,701 --> 00:38:41,551
With the strength.

681
00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:47,701
You're trying and trying and like you get your ar own hand tangled up and get drunk like
with some of it.

682
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:50,284
Uh the sails are not coming down.

683
00:38:50,364 --> 00:38:51,332
Can Isabel help?

684
00:38:51,332 --> 00:38:52,182
Oh, it wasn't.

685
00:38:52,182 --> 00:38:53,301
Of course, that in the bat.

686
00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:54,975
Uh natural one on agility.

687
00:38:54,975 --> 00:38:57,465
Okay.

688
00:38:57,786 --> 00:39:05,528
Isabel takes two steps and one of her two peg legs uh actually gets caught in a rope.

689
00:39:05,528 --> 00:39:09,115
Like it just winds around it as it's going past and just zp.

690
00:39:09,115 --> 00:39:09,585
Yeah, okay.

691
00:39:09,585 --> 00:39:14,828
I am not meaning to be rude about this, but how many meat legs do we have amongst us?

692
00:39:14,828 --> 00:39:16,419
Not many.

693
00:39:16,419 --> 00:39:19,411
I have some well as I pulled across the deck.

694
00:39:19,411 --> 00:39:24,234
I believe several legs were considered a mercy, whenever we ran out of supplies.

695
00:39:24,234 --> 00:39:24,994
Okay.

696
00:39:24,994 --> 00:39:29,477
Uh It's Isabel, roll me a D twenty.

697
00:39:29,477 --> 00:39:29,947
Thirteen.

698
00:39:29,947 --> 00:39:31,318
Okay.

699
00:39:31,318 --> 00:39:36,553
Times ten, that's how many feet you're thrown off the ship into the water.

700
00:39:36,553 --> 00:39:37,914
That is a long way.

701
00:39:37,914 --> 00:39:39,844
130 feet.

702
00:39:42,565 --> 00:39:44,503
And can you swim with peg legs?

703
00:39:44,503 --> 00:39:46,907
I hope you have upper body strength.

704
00:39:47,287 --> 00:39:48,583
You you can try.

705
00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:51,703
Um Splash Isabelle's in the water.

706
00:39:51,703 --> 00:39:54,950
Uh anybody el Rat Skull, are you emerging?

707
00:39:55,191 --> 00:39:56,511
Yeah, I've emerged.

708
00:39:56,511 --> 00:39:58,672
Uh it's a good thing I cleaned my rifle.

709
00:39:58,672 --> 00:40:04,154
Can I attempt to shoot the rope that is keeping the sails suspended?

710
00:40:05,124 --> 00:40:08,055
To try and drop them post haste.

711
00:40:08,055 --> 00:40:08,576
Yeah.

712
00:40:08,576 --> 00:40:16,359
I imagine you just stick your leg out of the like cabin quarter like the little pore.

713
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,160
Yeah, roll that presence.

714
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,961
That is an eighteen?

715
00:40:23,082 --> 00:40:23,942
Oof.

716
00:40:24,162 --> 00:40:30,485
It phrase and the sails drop and the ship slows down.

717
00:40:30,485 --> 00:40:33,566
It's still going quick towards the reef.

718
00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:35,035
It hits it.

719
00:40:35,035 --> 00:40:37,656
Can somebody roll me a D eight?

720
00:40:38,037 --> 00:40:38,598
Wow.

721
00:40:38,598 --> 00:40:39,178
Yeah.

722
00:40:39,178 --> 00:40:49,606
And so there the hole does a negative two for armor, so it just scratches a little bit on
this coral and goes We d we dunk off of it.

723
00:40:50,568 --> 00:40:53,549
We hear tiger screech sound effects for some reason.

724
00:40:55,692 --> 00:40:59,975
The captain comes out and he says Ratskull, Ratzko.

725
00:41:00,055 --> 00:41:01,156
Up top.

726
00:41:01,557 --> 00:41:03,718
I know I know it's a bit hard for you to

727
00:41:03,738 --> 00:41:11,894
accessibility of the ship is is wanting, but please, can you Isabel just gave me a wicked
idea.

728
00:41:11,894 --> 00:41:20,190
And I wanna try to rope and fling myself up to the gross nest.

729
00:41:20,190 --> 00:41:22,211
Yeah, gimme an agility.

730
00:41:22,362 --> 00:41:24,313
good, I have a minus one in that.

731
00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:26,654
Good, because you wanna roll low.

732
00:41:26,855 --> 00:41:27,505
Apparently.

733
00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:29,066
That's what I learned.

734
00:41:29,066 --> 00:41:31,458
so that's a ten total.

735
00:41:31,688 --> 00:41:34,821
Yeah, you you're able it's cruising up there.

736
00:41:34,821 --> 00:41:37,063
It's the brakes that don't work.

737
00:41:37,063 --> 00:41:42,007
And you just smash right into the crow's nest and hit your head.

738
00:41:42,007 --> 00:41:48,011
So you're gonna take a minus two on any presence checks now, because you are concussed.

739
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:54,517
And the captain's like oh Rat, what dear god you guys.

740
00:41:54,517 --> 00:41:56,779
Uh i where is Isabel?

741
00:41:56,779 --> 00:41:58,320
That way, sir.

742
00:41:58,421 --> 00:42:00,122
She's up bolt.

743
00:42:00,328 --> 00:42:11,588
Big neck has just taken between his two flappy feet the freight end of one of these ropes
and it started to fly out towards Isabel's location.

744
00:42:11,588 --> 00:42:12,088
Nice.

745
00:42:12,088 --> 00:42:14,309
How does he know which way he's going?

746
00:42:15,611 --> 00:42:23,738
You really have to give him one direction from the beginning, and if that is not working
well then call it all off.

747
00:42:23,738 --> 00:42:26,440
But how does he hear the direction though?

748
00:42:26,821 --> 00:42:28,722
Well i it's more of a I

749
00:42:28,722 --> 00:42:30,663
I release him in that way.

750
00:42:30,663 --> 00:42:32,704
Ah, okay, alright.

751
00:42:33,205 --> 00:42:35,666
I like how you explain yourself to Rascal.

752
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:37,087
You're shouting up at him.

753
00:42:37,087 --> 00:42:38,448
He's like, how'd that happen?

754
00:42:38,448 --> 00:42:41,990
But you are not quite getting it, but I promise it is working.

755
00:42:41,990 --> 00:42:43,871
We have a system.

756
00:42:43,871 --> 00:42:46,832
How does it know to drop the rope?

757
00:42:47,493 --> 00:42:53,626
Well, it's ever so gently angled into the surf, and so it is going to crash at one point
or another.

758
00:42:53,626 --> 00:42:56,840
I am hoping that my direction is good enough.

759
00:42:57,190 --> 00:43:04,745
And and hypothetically, if there was a leopard shock in the way between Isabel and I
grabbed the rope.

760
00:43:04,745 --> 00:43:08,758
Super super fucked.

761
00:43:08,758 --> 00:43:21,487
No reason for me to ask that, but uh Yeah, you grab the rope and it's like the s this the
tail of the scorpion who rides the back on the what the whatever animal and the the goal

762
00:43:21,487 --> 00:43:24,769
the headless ghoul sits on your back in an eerie manner.

763
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,420
You feel its little claws kinda

764
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:31,912
Giving you little birdie massage and you are pulled up to the ship.

765
00:43:31,912 --> 00:43:34,692
Roll agility or be hurled to the other side.

766
00:43:36,153 --> 00:43:38,193
Yes, he no, you're good.

767
00:43:38,553 --> 00:43:43,735
You get on and you're back on and the captain says, Okay, we have to take it easy.

768
00:43:43,735 --> 00:43:45,075
I'll take the helm.

769
00:43:45,075 --> 00:43:50,537
And he grabs it and yells up, Rat, please, guide us through the coral.

770
00:43:50,537 --> 00:43:51,657
All right, sir.

771
00:43:51,657 --> 00:43:53,437
How's the seventeen do ya?

772
00:43:53,437 --> 00:43:55,018
It does me quite well.

773
00:43:55,018 --> 00:43:55,922
You start

774
00:43:55,922 --> 00:44:11,122
to cruise through it and you're you know deftly going around from up there the coral is
strange it's it's like it gives a depth to the ocean that is deceiving which is probably

775
00:44:11,122 --> 00:44:23,981
why you didn't see it has an unnatural shade and it kind of this amethyst glow presents
itself every once in a while and as you're drifting through it slowly you know cat been

776
00:44:23,981 --> 00:44:25,074
oldem is shouting

777
00:44:25,074 --> 00:44:33,379
orders up to the two up top to find the way through, but you start to get a little
hypnotized by this from up there.

778
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:38,442
Can both of you make a spirit roll?

779
00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:40,523
That's Ratskull and who else?

780
00:44:40,523 --> 00:44:42,564
Yeah, who went up with Ratskill.

781
00:44:42,564 --> 00:44:43,374
Did anyone?

782
00:44:43,374 --> 00:44:44,245
Anyone?

783
00:44:44,245 --> 00:44:45,185
I don't think so.

784
00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:50,208
So that means this is either pretty good or pretty bad, because that's a four.

785
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:53,814
Ratskill gussed himself I wasn't inclined.

786
00:44:53,814 --> 00:44:54,254
Yeah.

787
00:44:54,254 --> 00:44:58,325
The concussions making the patterns look very enticing.

788
00:44:58,325 --> 00:44:59,595
So sleepy.

789
00:44:59,976 --> 00:45:00,776
Yeah.

790
00:45:00,776 --> 00:45:06,457
You are looking down at this and the geometry of it is just wrong.

791
00:45:06,457 --> 00:45:17,900
You are expecting static coral, but it feels like it moves ev in your peripheral vision
every time you scan over it and it's throwing you for a loop.

792
00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:22,841
Your eyes start to water looking at it and you get vertigo.

793
00:45:22,901 --> 00:45:24,942
And give me a toughness.

794
00:45:24,942 --> 00:45:27,663
This feels somewhat important.

795
00:45:27,663 --> 00:45:28,864
Don't fuck me over, Dice.

796
00:45:28,864 --> 00:45:30,304
I like this character.

797
00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:31,335
Okay, alright.

798
00:45:31,335 --> 00:45:33,726
That is a 19 with the plus one.

799
00:45:33,726 --> 00:45:41,129
You don't pass out and fall over out of the crow's nest, but you have to sit down and
avoid looking at it.

800
00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:44,070
You will not be able to guide the ship anymore.

801
00:45:44,070 --> 00:45:45,751
The captain's like, Rut!

802
00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:46,491
Hey!

803
00:45:46,491 --> 00:45:48,652
As you scrape into some coral.

804
00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:51,455
So it's it's in my head.

805
00:45:51,455 --> 00:45:53,907
I can close my eyes and still say it.

806
00:45:53,907 --> 00:45:56,249
It's not in the ocean, it's around us.

807
00:45:56,249 --> 00:45:57,510
There's nothing we can do.

808
00:45:57,510 --> 00:45:58,931
It's just getting consumed.

809
00:45:58,931 --> 00:46:01,073
Oh Christ.

810
00:46:01,594 --> 00:46:03,335
Is Rax come taking ash?

811
00:46:03,335 --> 00:46:05,918
He's got the coral madness, sir.

812
00:46:05,918 --> 00:46:11,402
No, we don't we don't want to start more rumours, Salty I There's no madness.

813
00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:14,285
Okay, uh who who's going up there?

814
00:46:14,285 --> 00:46:15,406
Isabel will go.

815
00:46:15,406 --> 00:46:16,847
With two peg legs.

816
00:46:16,847 --> 00:46:19,639
Isabel, please, can you

817
00:46:19,639 --> 00:46:22,980
See if Rat's okay and guide us through this maze.

818
00:46:23,331 --> 00:46:27,153
so yeah, Isabel uh scuttles up the rigging.

819
00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:31,185
That is what a thing to watch, Isabel.

820
00:46:31,185 --> 00:46:31,555
Probably.

821
00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:33,306
Your upper body strength.

822
00:46:33,446 --> 00:46:34,286
Something.

823
00:46:34,286 --> 00:46:35,667
Okay.

824
00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:39,509
Okay, Isabel, you see this quarrel.

825
00:46:39,509 --> 00:46:42,851
Can you give me a presence roll?

826
00:46:42,851 --> 00:46:44,572
It's presence, not spirit, right?

827
00:46:44,572 --> 00:46:46,413
Presence to guide the ship.

828
00:46:46,413 --> 00:46:49,804
That's a six, so I do in fact know the way.

829
00:46:49,826 --> 00:46:50,307
Yep.

830
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,188
Yeah.

831
00:46:51,188 --> 00:46:52,328
Onward.

832
00:46:53,290 --> 00:46:55,072
Quickest way is a straight line, right?

833
00:46:55,072 --> 00:46:56,233
Dead ahead.

834
00:46:56,233 --> 00:46:57,894
Yeah.

835
00:46:57,894 --> 00:46:58,735
Okay.

836
00:46:58,735 --> 00:47:00,797
And he pushes forward.

837
00:47:00,797 --> 00:47:07,224
Now, Isabel, as you're looking down at this coral, the same thing starts to happen to you.

838
00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:08,786
You feel like you have vertigo.

839
00:47:08,786 --> 00:47:10,347
Give me a spirit roll.

840
00:47:10,347 --> 00:47:12,109
I have a minus three to this.

841
00:47:12,109 --> 00:47:13,612
It's the human minimum.

842
00:47:13,612 --> 00:47:19,185
You got a checking like you were going to have some advantage if it was spirit.

843
00:47:19,185 --> 00:47:22,386
It's really just so that you didn't fall into a trench.

844
00:47:22,386 --> 00:47:25,087
Uh I collapse.

845
00:47:25,607 --> 00:47:26,078
Okay.

846
00:47:26,078 --> 00:47:28,008
So you rolled a thirteen?

847
00:47:28,049 --> 00:47:31,250
I did, which minus three is ten.

848
00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:31,890
Yeah.

849
00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,912
You wait, you know what, actually, this might be a great time.

850
00:47:34,912 --> 00:47:38,793
Well, I should have done it for crashing the ship, but I'm gonna spend an omen.

851
00:47:39,374 --> 00:47:40,024
devil's luck.

852
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:40,744
Yeah.

853
00:47:41,978 --> 00:47:47,231
What do you you're gonna re-roll or are you going to just If I give it minus four DR, I
succeed, right?

854
00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:47,692
Do it.

855
00:47:47,692 --> 00:47:50,073
Uh or do you can you only do that before you roll?

856
00:47:50,073 --> 00:47:51,131
What are the rules here?

857
00:47:51,131 --> 00:47:52,274
It doesn't say.

858
00:47:52,455 --> 00:47:53,596
Let's just have fun.

859
00:47:53,596 --> 00:47:54,116
Yeah.

860
00:47:54,116 --> 00:47:54,546
Yeah.

861
00:47:54,546 --> 00:47:57,678
You you know, you start to feel it.

862
00:47:57,758 --> 00:48:04,002
And the for you it's almost like a dread that comes over you.

863
00:48:04,002 --> 00:48:07,785
It just is gone and it's coral and you see the path forward.

864
00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:11,755
When you use your devil's luck, how do you call on that?

865
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:30,103
I think that uh yeah, Isabel is getting hypnotized by the by the coral and begins to sway
and actually uh catches her palm on a splinter on the edge of the crow's nest.

866
00:48:30,103 --> 00:48:32,664
It's like ow, shit.

867
00:48:32,664 --> 00:48:34,305
So she she gets lucky.

868
00:48:34,305 --> 00:48:35,045
Yeah.

869
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:35,665
Yeah.

870
00:48:35,665 --> 00:48:40,387
You look down it it is deep and the nurse surgeon

871
00:48:40,527 --> 00:48:43,588
Missing an ear, so on your own for this one.

872
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:45,128
She picks it out with her teeth.

873
00:48:45,128 --> 00:48:48,209
In rat school, Isabella's up here with you now.

874
00:48:48,209 --> 00:48:49,940
The funniest choice for a navigator.

875
00:48:49,940 --> 00:48:51,230
Okay.

876
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:52,470
Silent.

877
00:48:52,470 --> 00:48:55,541
He's silent, but he's Oh sorry.

878
00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:56,512
Sorry, Lex.

879
00:48:56,512 --> 00:48:57,092
Sorry.

880
00:48:57,092 --> 00:48:59,112
I forgot how to speak.

881
00:48:59,112 --> 00:49:02,193
I just there's tears running down my eyes.

882
00:49:02,193 --> 00:49:03,533
Do you say it?

883
00:49:03,533 --> 00:49:04,254
I slap him.

884
00:49:04,254 --> 00:49:06,654
Oh fuck, that's not very nice.

885
00:49:06,654 --> 00:49:08,507
I'm good class, do you know?

886
00:49:08,507 --> 00:49:09,447
What?

887
00:49:09,457 --> 00:49:11,437
Did that cure my concussion?

888
00:49:12,938 --> 00:49:14,048
It snaps you out of it.

889
00:49:14,048 --> 00:49:14,878
Yeah.

890
00:49:14,878 --> 00:49:17,919
Yeah, do you wanna try navigating again?

891
00:49:17,919 --> 00:49:18,339
Right.

892
00:49:18,339 --> 00:49:19,649
Well fucking hell.

893
00:49:19,649 --> 00:49:24,140
I she's gonna lead us into fucking coral again, so yeah, why not?

894
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,241
Jesus Christ.

895
00:49:25,241 --> 00:49:26,101
Yeah.

896
00:49:26,101 --> 00:49:27,761
That's a Jesus Christ.

897
00:49:27,761 --> 00:49:32,102
Uh so yeah, if I'm only have a plus two to presence, that's a twenty-one.

898
00:49:32,102 --> 00:49:32,422
Yeah.

899
00:49:32,422 --> 00:49:33,903
I'm gonna keep this d20.

900
00:49:33,903 --> 00:49:34,803
Thank you.

901
00:49:34,803 --> 00:49:38,324
Um Isabel, you you got rat back on track.

902
00:49:38,324 --> 00:49:39,664
I appreciate it.

903
00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:42,460
Just stay up there, I don't want to make you climb down again.

904
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:45,021
And you navigate through this coral.

905
00:49:45,021 --> 00:49:52,003
Salty and Babida, what are you doing as the ship is trying to get through this maze?

906
00:49:52,003 --> 00:49:52,953
Please.

907
00:49:54,364 --> 00:50:09,610
I am it trying to use a big neck for to navigate, which I'm not realizing that eyes are a
fairly important component of the seeing.

908
00:50:09,610 --> 00:50:17,956
And the the deciding, but perhaps there is like a smelling that can still happen from the
neck hole.

909
00:50:17,956 --> 00:50:21,548
Yeah, yeah.

910
00:50:21,928 --> 00:50:25,891
So you want the bird to fly in front of you and smell?

911
00:50:25,891 --> 00:50:39,470
Big neck is flying in front and is through the neck hole, and perhaps that is providing
some idea as of left or as of right as which one.

912
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,051
The way to go.

913
00:50:41,091 --> 00:50:42,632
Mechanically useless.

914
00:50:42,632 --> 00:50:47,715
Uh, and but that is what they are always telling me.

915
00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:52,238
Yeah, it's just making everybody uneasy.

916
00:50:52,238 --> 00:50:57,710
It just sounds like a middle-aged man is snoring at all hours of day and night.

917
00:50:57,710 --> 00:51:04,576
And I think Scraggs is just staring into the water at this like coral stuff.

918
00:51:04,576 --> 00:51:06,438
He's going for that high, baby.

919
00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:09,003
Okay, Scraggs.

920
00:51:09,003 --> 00:51:20,319
As you stare into it, you also notice that the first mate is swimming alongside the boat
through the coral on the side of the ship.

921
00:51:20,319 --> 00:51:22,310
That trimmy person.

922
00:51:22,310 --> 00:51:23,180
Yeah.

923
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:25,481
And he's just swimming along.

924
00:51:25,481 --> 00:51:33,033
And it's common for him to swim beside the boat sometimes, but you would think with this
hypnotic coral it's Yeah.

925
00:51:33,467 --> 00:51:44,220
I i I mean Scraggs is no stranger to swimming alongside the ship, you know, the the mood
strikes him, but nothing as beautiful as Mahekta's stuff.

926
00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:51,871
Like it is there's a purity to be admired with them, like if only.

927
00:51:52,012 --> 00:51:55,312
They're but for the grace of Dagon Go I.

928
00:51:55,492 --> 00:51:57,593
Yeah, it indeed.

929
00:51:57,593 --> 00:52:01,884
Yeah, Mahekta he is like a dolphin, or sorry.

930
00:52:01,884 --> 00:52:08,800
They are like a dolphin almost, like it it is something to behold.

931
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,483
But go ahead and give me that spirit check for looking at that coral.

932
00:52:12,483 --> 00:52:17,217
Yeah, I I I may have rolled that and I I'm pretty sure I have a negative.

933
00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:18,428
So five?

934
00:52:18,428 --> 00:52:19,258
Five's good, right?

935
00:52:19,258 --> 00:52:20,429
Mm-hmm.

936
00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:21,410
Yeah, five's great.

937
00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:31,248
Um you start to look into it in where Isabel felt some despair, Ratzgull felt confusion.

938
00:52:31,312 --> 00:52:36,545
You feel an overwhelming sense of oneness with the sea.

939
00:52:36,545 --> 00:52:40,047
And the corals will inviting you to swim with it.

940
00:52:40,047 --> 00:52:45,170
Like you and Mahekta could swim with this together.

941
00:52:45,570 --> 00:52:48,952
Go ahead and give me toughness if you want to resist this.

942
00:52:49,512 --> 00:52:51,473
He doesn't want to resist it.

943
00:52:51,514 --> 00:52:52,594
Finally.

944
00:52:52,594 --> 00:52:55,195
I can I can do it!

945
00:52:55,476 --> 00:52:58,597
I finally today is the day I show him up.

946
00:52:58,758 --> 00:52:59,592
Ha!

947
00:52:59,592 --> 00:53:04,193
Does the uh you know the d the dive where your arms are right out.

948
00:53:04,193 --> 00:53:08,224
Please don't dive right into a coral.

949
00:53:08,224 --> 00:53:08,984
Swan dive.

950
00:53:08,984 --> 00:53:10,613
I'm doing it!

951
00:53:10,613 --> 00:53:14,386
I'm cor just breaks his neck immediately.

952
00:53:14,386 --> 00:53:20,537
Yeah, give me an agility roll to keep up with the ship as you swim.

953
00:53:20,537 --> 00:53:22,678
And are you transforming?

954
00:53:23,998 --> 00:53:25,108
Yeah, yeah.

955
00:53:25,108 --> 00:53:28,459
Once he hits the water, the uh the illusion

956
00:53:28,495 --> 00:53:31,935
that he has two legs goes away.

957
00:53:31,935 --> 00:53:36,078
It it's strange how he never seems to kick Quintus's ass.

958
00:53:36,078 --> 00:53:36,487
Maybe.

959
00:53:36,487 --> 00:53:38,398
He's always slapping.

960
00:53:38,398 --> 00:53:42,299
And it's it's because he in fact only has the tail.

961
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,181
And uh I think it's that same kind of like scrawny bit.

962
00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:52,643
Like you can see all the bones clearly in it as he's a uh a kind of an ugly merman.

963
00:53:52,723 --> 00:53:53,543
And

964
00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:58,506
Immediately with a roll of three starts to fall behind the boat.

965
00:53:58,506 --> 00:54:04,129
Oh my god.

966
00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:07,351
You're going the wrong direction.

967
00:54:07,351 --> 00:54:08,191
Yeah.

968
00:54:09,691 --> 00:54:16,977
Let me go roll me a D twenty to see if Mahecta can notice this and help you.

969
00:54:16,977 --> 00:54:18,497
Natural twenty.

970
00:54:19,418 --> 00:54:21,619
dude he Mehcta

971
00:54:21,673 --> 00:54:22,774
They are your person.

972
00:54:22,774 --> 00:54:38,344
Like they flip around, create like this sick ass whirlpool next to the boat quickly and
then swim double speed what they were going back and throw you over their shoulder and

973
00:54:38,344 --> 00:54:41,716
swim with you in taking you for the ride.

974
00:54:41,716 --> 00:54:44,888
Like this isn't like a hey, I'm gonna get you back on the boat.

975
00:54:44,888 --> 00:54:47,650
They are like, hey, you should enjoy this too.

976
00:54:47,650 --> 00:54:50,802
And you're at one with the sea.

977
00:54:50,802 --> 00:54:54,583
And this quarrel is just emanating to you.

978
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:55,683
Like you hear it.

979
00:54:55,683 --> 00:55:00,675
It's almost whispering like swim, swim, swim.

980
00:55:01,255 --> 00:55:04,616
He's moving, not accomplishing anything.

981
00:55:04,616 --> 00:55:07,877
And when he comes to, he's not gonna be sure any of this is real.

982
00:55:07,877 --> 00:55:12,368
This is like he has these dreams nightly.

983
00:55:12,368 --> 00:55:13,818
Yeah.

984
00:55:13,818 --> 00:55:15,439
And now it's happening.

985
00:55:15,799 --> 00:55:16,699
Yeah.

986
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,160
As you're swimming.

987
00:55:21,426 --> 00:55:31,760
Mahekta takes you out past one bar of coral and you see the open sea ahead of you and the
ship gets out of the coral maze.

988
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,411
And the water here feels a little thicker.

989
00:55:34,411 --> 00:55:44,415
Like it's y you know, in in like uh like in the beaches of Maine, where it has like a
slate color at times in the winter the the ocean.

990
00:55:44,415 --> 00:55:50,836
It it looks like that, very different than the waters of the Caribbean that you are used
to.

991
00:55:50,836 --> 00:55:53,187
The captain shouts to him, aboard.

992
00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,167
What?

993
00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:55,097
Come aboard.

994
00:55:55,097 --> 00:55:58,448
He's stroking Mahekta's jaw.

995
00:55:58,448 --> 00:56:04,729
Yeah, you do that and it's like a the lamprey mouth opens up and you feel the little
spines and teeth.

996
00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:07,986
And they kinda it's like sandpaper in parts.

997
00:56:07,986 --> 00:56:13,092
And he's like, I wish I could be like you water.

998
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,352
Yeah.

999
00:56:15,112 --> 00:56:18,053
You are like me.

1000
00:56:18,323 --> 00:56:19,814
You are of the sea.

1001
00:56:19,814 --> 00:56:23,916
He's crying, just sobbing into the salt water.

1002
00:56:24,136 --> 00:56:26,257
We're all part of the sea.

1003
00:56:26,257 --> 00:56:28,519
We are part of the sea.

1004
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:32,881
Where we are going, we will be at home scraps.

1005
00:56:35,523 --> 00:56:36,924
I can't wait.

1006
00:56:36,924 --> 00:56:38,164
You climb aboard.

1007
00:56:38,164 --> 00:56:40,966
The illusion comes back after a moment.

1008
00:56:40,966 --> 00:56:44,888
He's gotta do like the I'm just lying down for a second.

1009
00:56:45,548 --> 00:56:46,368
Yeah.

1010
00:56:48,511 --> 00:56:49,342
Wiggle the toes.

1011
00:56:49,342 --> 00:56:50,542
Two legs.

1012
00:56:51,363 --> 00:56:52,664
Cat the captain yells.

1013
00:56:52,664 --> 00:56:54,165
Bring out Quintus.

1014
00:56:54,165 --> 00:56:54,695
Anybody.

1015
00:56:54,695 --> 00:56:55,996
I don't fucking care.

1016
00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:56,867
Please.

1017
00:56:56,867 --> 00:56:57,757
Just get the man.

1018
00:56:57,757 --> 00:56:58,768
Yeah.

1019
00:57:00,609 --> 00:57:04,881
Somebody get this man away from me.

1020
00:57:04,881 --> 00:57:10,135
That's the worst of your worries.

1021
00:57:11,897 --> 00:57:13,498
Nightmares about you.

1022
00:57:14,399 --> 00:57:15,149
Yes, Captain.

1023
00:57:15,149 --> 00:57:17,739
And he he's wearing the same clothes.

1024
00:57:17,739 --> 00:57:19,039
hasn't had a change of clothes.

1025
00:57:19,039 --> 00:57:24,071
Um has soiled himself a few times and stinks of shit.

1026
00:57:24,071 --> 00:57:25,641
Same, honestly.

1027
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,842
Yes, Captain, what what can I do for you?

1028
00:57:29,842 --> 00:57:33,243
Well, it seems that we're getting close.

1029
00:57:33,243 --> 00:57:36,444
W yes, it we we passed the coral.

1030
00:57:36,444 --> 00:57:38,704
It's the thick water, Captain.

1031
00:57:38,704 --> 00:57:40,025
The thick water.

1032
00:57:40,025 --> 00:57:40,725
Hmm.

1033
00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:43,465
It is th he looks down interesting.

1034
00:57:43,465 --> 00:57:44,786
Lower a bucket.

1035
00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:52,312
He takes it out and he doesn't taste it, he snorts at this is strange water.

1036
00:57:53,871 --> 00:57:59,654
Hm Right, the water is the strange part in that equation.

1037
00:57:59,654 --> 00:58:02,354
Well it's a double C thick.

1038
00:58:02,735 --> 00:58:07,036
Yes, it's it's triple C thick, I I presume.

1039
00:58:08,316 --> 00:58:14,678
I'm covered in it, I am Don't lick yourself, Scrags.

1040
00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:20,204
Mecta in your swim what did you find?

1041
00:58:20,705 --> 00:58:29,011
I found scrags and the coral is what we are looking for.

1042
00:58:29,011 --> 00:58:30,453
What we are looking for?

1043
00:58:30,453 --> 00:58:34,075
It smells of katagan.

1044
00:58:34,075 --> 00:58:37,009
So if we hit the thick water we went too far?

1045
00:58:37,009 --> 00:58:40,501
No Somebody slapped Quintus's a Oh okay, never mind.

1046
00:58:40,501 --> 00:58:44,063
No, we're right on target.

1047
00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:45,399
Terraquintus.

1048
00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:46,360
Mm?

1049
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,041
Yes, we we are.

1050
00:58:48,221 --> 00:59:00,068
what we should expect is the the city is in an alcover bay of sorts, and it should be
another day's ride up the coast, Nee points out, and you see land in the distance.

1051
00:59:00,068 --> 00:59:03,570
It's uh I hope you can get a night's rest.

1052
00:59:03,570 --> 00:59:07,779
Gideon, is it your job to do the landhoe thing?

1053
00:59:07,779 --> 00:59:11,894
Ah well Radskull was up there.

1054
00:59:11,894 --> 00:59:13,535
It's his job now.

1055
00:59:13,723 --> 00:59:14,944
it is, is it?

1056
00:59:14,944 --> 00:59:21,638
Well shit fuck fuck Landhoo Almost wanted to do that.

1057
00:59:21,638 --> 00:59:27,141
It's a it's a good try, you gotta get a bit your pitches on your a LAN hoo!

1058
00:59:27,141 --> 00:59:28,392
So everyone hears.

1059
00:59:28,392 --> 00:59:31,374
Oh right, that's good projection, yeah, yeah.

1060
00:59:31,374 --> 00:59:32,574
Yeah, see?

1061
00:59:32,574 --> 00:59:36,436
That way the captain hears ya Anyway Right next to him.

1062
00:59:36,877 --> 00:59:37,497
Yeah.

1063
00:59:37,497 --> 00:59:38,617
Gideon.

1064
00:59:40,003 --> 00:59:40,907
Well

1065
00:59:40,907 --> 00:59:43,998
We have a night of merriment as we sail along the coast.

1066
00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:49,342
Can everybody roll me 4D20?

1067
00:59:49,342 --> 00:59:50,822
And sum them up?

1068
00:59:50,822 --> 00:59:52,250
Nah, just yeah.

1069
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:53,624
Just tell you three numbers?

1070
00:59:53,624 --> 00:59:53,994
Three numbers?

1071
00:59:53,994 --> 00:59:54,705
Or four numbers?

1072
00:59:54,705 --> 00:59:55,405
Yeah.

1073
00:59:55,405 --> 00:59:56,897
One at a time though.

1074
00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:59,177
I'll just put them in chat for sake.

1075
00:59:59,177 --> 00:59:59,847
perfect.

1076
00:59:59,847 --> 01:00:00,117
Yeah.

1077
01:00:00,117 --> 01:00:01,108
Put it in chat.

1078
01:00:01,108 --> 01:00:02,577
I didn't roll above a 10.

1079
01:00:02,577 --> 01:00:02,863
my god.

1080
01:00:02,863 --> 01:00:04,450
That's a good thing, right?

1081
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:05,550
my god.

1082
01:00:05,550 --> 01:00:08,652
So Scrags was four three nine nine.

1083
01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:11,901
Isabel is eight three three six.

1084
01:00:11,901 --> 01:00:22,884
Oof Babida is twenty fourteen eight and eleven and Jerry Ratskull is eighteen fourteen ten
and five.

1085
01:00:22,884 --> 01:00:25,765
Alright, we'll start with Scraggs.

1086
01:00:25,765 --> 01:00:28,906
Scraggs, you spend the night carousing.

1087
01:00:28,906 --> 01:00:29,506
Ha!

1088
01:00:29,506 --> 01:00:35,728
Oh it's a small ship, you know everybody on here, but you've made enemies with somebody.

1089
01:00:35,728 --> 01:00:36,508
Yeah.

1090
01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:37,396
And that

1091
01:00:37,396 --> 01:00:41,718
Somebody is the hog in the hold below deck.

1092
01:00:41,718 --> 01:00:43,259
Hog in the hold.

1093
01:00:43,259 --> 01:00:44,920
Yes, yes.

1094
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,942
Always said the hog's the mermaid of the land.

1095
01:00:47,942 --> 01:00:50,243
Son of a bitch thinks he's all that.

1096
01:00:50,243 --> 01:00:59,548
Yeah, and you wake up, and at first when you wake up, you think you are in a dark,
lightless cave, and you panic.

1097
01:00:59,548 --> 01:01:05,601
And you hear the oinking in the side of your ear, and the hog is laying on your face.

1098
01:01:05,601 --> 01:01:06,612
Right there.

1099
01:01:06,612 --> 01:01:07,136
Right.

1100
01:01:07,136 --> 01:01:12,107
On your face, and you are now haunted by this hog's oink.

1101
01:01:12,107 --> 01:01:13,588
Haunted by the hog.

1102
01:01:13,588 --> 01:01:15,588
Yes.

1103
01:01:15,588 --> 01:01:16,868
Hogginted.

1104
01:01:16,868 --> 01:01:19,029
Babida, our friend.

1105
01:01:19,049 --> 01:01:25,650
Babida, you had dinner last night, and you know you had dinner with yourself.

1106
01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:27,291
Good company.

1107
01:01:27,291 --> 01:01:28,251
Indeed.

1108
01:01:28,251 --> 01:01:33,532
And you wake up swinging from the mast, upside down.

1109
01:01:33,532 --> 01:01:35,013
Say what now?

1110
01:01:35,013 --> 01:01:37,133
Back and forth, back and forth.

1111
01:01:37,181 --> 01:01:40,604
And you wake up and you are ravenously hungry.

1112
01:01:40,604 --> 01:01:42,245
Is always.

1113
01:01:42,526 --> 01:01:50,093
Isabel, you had a wild night, but you stole from that pig downstairs.

1114
01:01:50,093 --> 01:01:51,415
Yeah, the same pig.

1115
01:01:51,415 --> 01:01:53,316
I don't know what you stole from them.

1116
01:01:53,316 --> 01:01:55,478
And you wake up in your bunk.

1117
01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:59,682
But you are missing your pinky.

1118
01:01:59,682 --> 01:02:01,724
Hey, where'd I put that thing?

1119
01:02:01,724 --> 01:02:02,865
Rat Skull.

1120
01:02:03,057 --> 01:02:14,905
Wha wait, that's the subtotal You guys had a good night?

1121
01:02:15,066 --> 01:02:17,347
I gotta get a peg pinky now.

1122
01:02:17,347 --> 01:02:19,909
Okay.

1123
01:02:19,909 --> 01:02:20,870
This is great.

1124
01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:22,971
Uh rat school.

1125
01:02:23,091 --> 01:02:29,416
you wake up and you last night you got married to yourself somehow.

1126
01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:31,257
And you

1127
01:02:31,618 --> 01:02:36,122
Wake up deep in the hold and you're sitting in a coffin.

1128
01:02:36,122 --> 01:02:42,687
The coffin that the captain brings with him just in case he comes across King George, and
you're passed out in it.

1129
01:02:42,687 --> 01:02:47,391
And when you wake up, you are haggard.

1130
01:02:47,391 --> 01:02:51,074
Like that marriage to yourself wore you ragged.

1131
01:02:51,074 --> 01:02:52,475
Can you roll me a D4?

1132
01:02:52,475 --> 01:02:56,318
Whoa, I always said the honeymoon would really take it out of you.

1133
01:02:56,318 --> 01:02:57,399
That's a two?

1134
01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:58,100
Okay.

1135
01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:01,314
Yeah, you have t two less hit points right now.

1136
01:03:01,314 --> 01:03:02,815
I have one hit point remaining.

1137
01:03:02,815 --> 01:03:03,616
Oh, okay.

1138
01:03:03,616 --> 01:03:05,217
There you go.

1139
01:03:05,217 --> 01:03:06,799
This could have killed him.

1140
01:03:06,799 --> 01:03:09,151
It literally I could have fucked myself.

1141
01:03:09,151 --> 01:03:12,403
And so I was rolling off of this carousing table for your night.

1142
01:03:12,403 --> 01:03:16,807
I was about to ask, what the hell table was that?

1143
01:03:16,807 --> 01:03:29,474
And I love it.

1144
01:03:29,902 --> 01:03:31,983
The captain looks like he carroused too.

1145
01:03:31,983 --> 01:03:39,942
He's wearing his pants backwards and comes out with a half mug of rum still.

1146
01:03:39,942 --> 01:03:42,926
Ugh, boys, what a night.

1147
01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:45,542
Isabel, what happened to your pinky?

1148
01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:49,108
I uh I I lost it somewhere on the ship.

1149
01:03:49,468 --> 01:03:50,748
Let me know if you find it.

1150
01:03:50,748 --> 01:03:51,789
Watch your step.

1151
01:03:51,789 --> 01:03:53,549
Captain, great news!

1152
01:03:53,549 --> 01:03:54,129
Yes.

1153
01:03:54,129 --> 01:03:56,470
We had an extra pinky in the holds.

1154
01:03:56,865 --> 01:03:57,796
Salty!

1155
01:03:57,796 --> 01:03:58,596
You savior!

1156
01:03:58,596 --> 01:04:00,295
Give give that to Isabel.

1157
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:06,662
I I do believe it's Finder's Keepers, but if you It's the Pirates Code.

1158
01:04:06,662 --> 01:04:09,024
Salt Salty you Finder's Keepers.

1159
01:04:09,024 --> 01:04:11,505
It's Finder's Keepers.

1160
01:04:11,505 --> 01:04:14,367
That's one of our little mottos that got crossed out.

1161
01:04:14,367 --> 01:04:16,949
uh That's right, it was causing too many troubles.

1162
01:04:16,949 --> 01:04:18,991
Fine, here you go, Isabel.

1163
01:04:18,991 --> 01:04:20,712
She puts it in her pocket.

1164
01:04:20,712 --> 01:04:21,672
Okay.

1165
01:04:22,533 --> 01:04:25,154
You are g glowing, Rat Skull.

1166
01:04:26,002 --> 01:04:27,173
thank you, sir.

1167
01:04:27,173 --> 01:04:28,613
I'm a married man today.

1168
01:04:28,613 --> 01:04:33,895
Oh, although may want to let that coffin there air out a bit, if you know what I mean.

1169
01:04:33,895 --> 01:04:35,236
It's it's an open coffin.

1170
01:04:35,236 --> 01:04:35,676
Great.

1171
01:04:35,676 --> 01:04:41,649
Um what is did Mother the is Mother Merrow the object of your matrimony?

1172
01:04:41,649 --> 01:04:51,512
Uh no, but I am gonna need Mother Marrow to help patch me up a bit, as I think I threw my
back out, giving myself what for last night on the old marriage bed.

1173
01:04:51,512 --> 01:04:52,452
Haha.

1174
01:04:53,116 --> 01:04:56,019
Congratulatory Pat on the back.

1175
01:04:56,019 --> 01:04:57,159
Yeah.

1176
01:04:58,221 --> 01:04:59,001
right.

1177
01:04:59,082 --> 01:05:00,944
it's a slip disc, alright.

1178
01:05:00,944 --> 01:05:02,425
Congratulations, rat.

1179
01:05:02,425 --> 01:05:04,646
I I I'm happy for you.

1180
01:05:04,907 --> 01:05:06,048
Does he have a ring?

1181
01:05:06,048 --> 01:05:10,414
uh

1182
01:05:10,414 --> 01:05:10,984
Mm.

1183
01:05:10,984 --> 01:05:11,585
Well I do.

1184
01:05:11,585 --> 01:05:14,926
I found it on a pinky and it happened to be my five.

1185
01:05:14,926 --> 01:05:16,867
Except I have a ring on both fingers.

1186
01:05:16,867 --> 01:05:18,948
Like the left hand, right hand.

1187
01:05:18,948 --> 01:05:21,030
Because you had to do the the thing.

1188
01:05:21,030 --> 01:05:21,570
Uh-huh.

1189
01:05:21,570 --> 01:05:22,830
Mm-hmm.

1190
01:05:22,931 --> 01:05:24,391
When I turn this way, it's my left.

1191
01:05:24,391 --> 01:05:26,232
When I turn that way, it's my right.

1192
01:05:26,471 --> 01:05:28,313
Somebody get Babida down.

1193
01:05:28,313 --> 01:05:31,695
I'm actually having a pretty good time up here.

1194
01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:32,984
Take your time up.

1195
01:05:32,984 --> 01:05:33,886
Yeah, never mind.

1196
01:05:33,886 --> 01:05:34,186
Leave it.

1197
01:05:34,186 --> 01:05:39,889
Just uh

1198
01:05:39,889 --> 01:05:43,482
Well we are approaching, I believe.

1199
01:05:43,482 --> 01:05:54,101
Ouch Could I talk to Miss Meadow to could I try to get patched up before we disembark,
Captain?

1200
01:05:54,101 --> 01:05:54,822
Yeah.

1201
01:05:54,822 --> 01:05:58,064
Go ahead and roll me a D twenty for her.

1202
01:05:58,064 --> 01:06:04,590
And did we get back our devil's luck or did I fail to spend both of mine and thus it does
not refresh?

1203
01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:07,344
You get your devil's luck back, but yeah.

1204
01:06:07,344 --> 01:06:08,765
Well that's not another The first time.

1205
01:06:08,765 --> 01:06:09,495
The first time.

1206
01:06:09,495 --> 01:06:13,008
Okay, so you're gonna lose another pinky if it happens again.

1207
01:06:13,008 --> 01:06:14,569
it's an eighteen on the die.

1208
01:06:14,569 --> 01:06:14,979
Great.

1209
01:06:14,979 --> 01:06:17,651
Yeah, give yourself a D4 of hit points back.

1210
01:06:17,651 --> 01:06:18,091
One?

1211
01:06:18,091 --> 01:06:18,532
Fuck.

1212
01:06:18,532 --> 01:06:19,332
Okay, fine.

1213
01:06:19,332 --> 01:06:20,312
Whatever.

1214
01:06:21,113 --> 01:06:24,436
and now you have to split it between both sides.

1215
01:06:24,436 --> 01:06:26,757
I don't think you've thought this through, rascal.

1216
01:06:26,757 --> 01:06:27,420
Ah shit.

1217
01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:29,459
Do you know how to divorce yourself?

1218
01:06:29,459 --> 01:06:31,320
Did you sign a prenup?

1219
01:06:31,961 --> 01:06:36,244
no, I I I'm trying to make a nipple joke and it's just I I got nothing here.

1220
01:06:36,244 --> 01:06:37,084
Yeah.

1221
01:06:37,414 --> 01:06:44,128
Quintus You guys you sure know how to party, Oh what a night.

1222
01:06:44,128 --> 01:06:47,570
Um and he's wearing somebody else's clothes.

1223
01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:59,696
Well, um we are on the precipice, everybody, and I this was not the means which I plan to
travel here, but I do thank you for bringing me along.

1224
01:06:59,696 --> 01:07:07,420
It's been a rough journey, but um I would like to give a speech, and I want to tell you a
bit about

1225
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,921
The city of Cathagen.

1226
01:07:08,921 --> 01:07:11,141
And are we letting him do this?

1227
01:07:11,322 --> 01:07:18,285
That the prisoner we've been abusing for days is just like let me tell you a story.

1228
01:07:18,285 --> 01:07:22,507
Well, he said the word speech is, I think, where we would get rowdy.

1229
01:07:23,626 --> 01:07:26,589
Go somebody give me a presence roll.

1230
01:07:26,589 --> 01:07:26,999
Three.

1231
01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:28,249
Okay.

1232
01:07:28,249 --> 01:07:29,390
You hate speeches.

1233
01:07:29,390 --> 01:07:34,478
Uh Ratskill he must have found

1234
01:07:34,478 --> 01:07:41,153
a stash of ash on board because you see The ash stash some ash on his face.

1235
01:07:41,153 --> 01:07:43,014
In the old Yeah, the in his stash.

1236
01:07:43,014 --> 01:07:45,825
So he's it's quite unruly now.

1237
01:07:46,276 --> 01:07:47,387
his eyes are kite.

1238
01:07:47,387 --> 01:07:49,578
Maybe he'll let loose where that treasure is.

1239
01:07:49,578 --> 01:07:50,879
Then we can shoot him.

1240
01:07:50,879 --> 01:07:52,644
What it is one second.

1241
01:07:52,644 --> 01:07:56,583
We're gonna ransom him for a hundred thousand silver, I think he said.

1242
01:07:57,124 --> 01:08:00,466
Can somebody roll me a D twenty?

1243
01:08:00,466 --> 01:08:03,942
oh

1244
01:08:03,942 --> 01:08:06,863
Pick a two or a seven, which one's more interesting, or whoever you like better.

1245
01:08:06,863 --> 01:08:07,753
Okay.

1246
01:08:07,753 --> 01:08:10,844
Um two is fascinating.

1247
01:08:10,844 --> 01:08:13,655
So I will need another D twenty though.

1248
01:08:13,655 --> 01:08:14,255
Yeah.

1249
01:08:14,255 --> 01:08:15,745
It's a seven, that's what we got.

1250
01:08:15,745 --> 01:08:16,345
yeah, yeah, yeah.

1251
01:08:16,345 --> 01:08:17,006
Yeah.

1252
01:08:17,006 --> 01:08:17,916
Okay, perfect.

1253
01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:19,356
Yeah.

1254
01:08:19,356 --> 01:08:21,177
He Democracy.

1255
01:08:21,177 --> 01:08:23,597
He stumbles forward.

1256
01:08:23,597 --> 01:08:28,338
And uh toast to our captain for steering us true.

1257
01:08:28,659 --> 01:08:31,520
And the captain's like, What's what's he on about this?

1258
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,492
And he's on Ash.

1259
01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:39,459
He falls to the deck and k dunk and he tries to lift himself up but can't.

1260
01:08:39,459 --> 01:08:43,881
He's like, Uh dear, what is going on?

1261
01:08:44,242 --> 01:08:47,054
This is what a life of academia will do to you.

1262
01:08:47,054 --> 01:08:48,044
Yeah.

1263
01:08:48,044 --> 01:08:49,385
He's not wrong, yeah.

1264
01:08:49,385 --> 01:08:55,348
There's an you get next to him and you know those heat lines that come off of highways in
in the sun?

1265
01:08:55,348 --> 01:08:57,550
That's coming off the deck now.

1266
01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:01,852
And as you take a step forward, it is like you are wading through water.

1267
01:09:02,530 --> 01:09:05,522
It's the ash He's on the ash.

1268
01:09:05,522 --> 01:09:10,726
eh Well it's a it's a bit hard to move, but I s we we stay along.

1269
01:09:10,726 --> 01:09:12,427
Can somebody get him below deck?

1270
01:09:12,427 --> 01:09:16,440
Are we not concerned that he's gonna push burst into flames or something?

1271
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:20,172
Well maybe we should get him in the water to cool him off a bit.

1272
01:09:20,172 --> 01:09:21,153
Tie a rope to him.

1273
01:09:21,153 --> 01:09:24,495
Tie a rope under his arms and overboard he goes.

1274
01:09:24,495 --> 01:09:27,317
I was just gonna push him off the plank, but yeah, that works too.

1275
01:09:27,317 --> 01:09:29,018
He's being drugged by the buttons.

1276
01:09:29,018 --> 01:09:31,079
We're gonna ransom him.

1277
01:09:31,079 --> 01:09:32,590
You can grab him?

1278
01:09:33,616 --> 01:09:34,696
The fish guy.

1279
01:09:34,696 --> 01:09:35,678
Yeah, the fish guy.

1280
01:09:35,678 --> 01:09:36,278
Right.

1281
01:09:36,278 --> 01:09:36,758
Okay.

1282
01:09:36,758 --> 01:09:37,809
uh Sorry.

1283
01:09:37,809 --> 01:09:39,600
Um, no speeches.

1284
01:09:39,921 --> 01:09:41,042
onward.

1285
01:09:41,483 --> 01:09:44,825
Boy, I feel like we missed some exposition there, but that's all right.

1286
01:09:44,825 --> 01:09:48,828
Yeah, you get the sense that he was gonna tell you something really important.

1287
01:09:49,736 --> 01:09:51,491
Well to hell with that.

1288
01:09:51,491 --> 01:09:59,747
Yeah, you sail on and it the clear skies of the Caribbean turn into a cloudy morass above
you.

1289
01:09:59,747 --> 01:10:03,480
It's not stormy, it's just a blanket of grey.

1290
01:10:03,642 --> 01:10:05,192
You push forward.

1291
01:10:05,192 --> 01:10:14,915
And the shore is a normal shore for a while, and then you go around this strange cove, and
there is from afar the city.

1292
01:10:14,915 --> 01:10:16,736
Does anybody have a spy glass?

1293
01:10:16,736 --> 01:10:18,876
For sure I do.

1294
01:10:18,876 --> 01:10:19,576
Yeah.

1295
01:10:19,576 --> 01:10:21,457
Are you you're looking through it then I'm guessing?

1296
01:10:21,457 --> 01:10:24,378
So what are you stupid?

1297
01:10:24,378 --> 01:10:25,878
Yeah, yes.

1298
01:10:25,878 --> 01:10:33,640
You look through it and you s start to go through you see jagged land and then you see the
city.

1299
01:10:33,724 --> 01:10:37,365
itself and Cathagon, it doesn't look like solid land.

1300
01:10:37,365 --> 01:10:42,767
It's like fractured on the edge, fractures on the edge of the world.

1301
01:10:42,767 --> 01:10:52,990
There seems to be just this strange architecture that doesn't look like any city you've
seen or town or even jungle.

1302
01:10:52,990 --> 01:10:57,971
Like it is just weird shape after weird shape.

1303
01:10:57,971 --> 01:11:00,342
And there is emerald smoke

1304
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:09,707
That rises from a massive obelisk looking thing further inland, and there's low clouds
right above it.

1305
01:11:09,707 --> 01:11:18,212
And the horizon behind it, where there's a huge mountainside and cliffside, like it was
carved into that.

1306
01:11:18,212 --> 01:11:21,575
Not by any civilization you would know.

1307
01:11:21,575 --> 01:11:25,097
Uh it looks sickly back there.

1308
01:11:25,097 --> 01:11:29,276
Like the rocks are stained with this strange.

1309
01:11:29,276 --> 01:11:36,856
Purplish green and you look down at the sea beneath you and it's getting darker and darker
as you've gotten closer.

1310
01:11:36,856 --> 01:11:39,463
He said not so good.

1311
01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:45,177
And let me get a share a this is what the captain's map looks like.

1312
01:11:45,177 --> 01:11:46,588
Like the emerald smoke.

1313
01:11:46,588 --> 01:11:49,029
This is what the captain's map looks like?

1314
01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:53,873
I mean it's not as good, but I can see why it took him twenty-two years to make this.

1315
01:11:53,873 --> 01:11:55,815
This is some qual the illustration.

1316
01:11:55,815 --> 01:11:57,872
Damn, this rules.

1317
01:11:57,872 --> 01:11:58,882
This is very fun.

1318
01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,274
I really like this ISO.

1319
01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:02,416
And you said you've never seen it.

1320
01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:06,418
I've He had a really tall ship and a really good spy glass.

1321
01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:09,621
You even got the color right.

1322
01:12:10,342 --> 01:12:17,098
I c I commissioned the best map maker and in the crown he's down he's under the t he's
sleeping off ash.

1323
01:12:17,098 --> 01:12:17,948
Yeah.

1324
01:12:17,948 --> 01:12:24,194
I'm I'm shouting down through like the Although the statute to Cthulhu is a little sus.

1325
01:12:24,194 --> 01:12:25,113
It's fine.

1326
01:12:25,113 --> 01:12:27,496
What w how do you spell this place's

1327
01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:29,641
Name, don't worry about it.

1328
01:12:29,681 --> 01:12:30,922
Kathagen.

1329
01:12:30,922 --> 01:12:32,773
Totally different from Katung.

1330
01:12:32,773 --> 01:12:33,353
Yeah.

1331
01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:43,089
And Fatagan definitely not just outta here with that Fatagan tag and if he shows up, we'll
just hit him with the boat.

1332
01:12:43,089 --> 01:12:45,410
It works every time.

1333
01:12:45,531 --> 01:12:50,934
As you say that, there is a thump on the side of the ship.

1334
01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:51,994
Katunk.

1335
01:12:52,795 --> 01:12:54,356
On the port side.

1336
01:12:56,284 --> 01:12:57,024
Let's go take a look.

1337
01:12:57,024 --> 01:12:58,265
We go look.

1338
01:12:59,346 --> 01:13:04,308
You look down and Scrags, you see a a merman.

1339
01:13:05,168 --> 01:13:08,830
Maybe its body, but it's laying face down.

1340
01:13:09,690 --> 01:13:13,052
Hey Does not rouse.

1341
01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:17,854
I'm gonna go overboard for just a moment.

1342
01:13:20,175 --> 01:13:21,936
Nah, throw him a rope.

1343
01:13:23,504 --> 01:13:25,665
We're in weird waters.

1344
01:13:26,506 --> 01:13:27,646
Splat.

1345
01:13:28,687 --> 01:13:30,258
Please draw on the back of You jump in.

1346
01:13:30,258 --> 01:13:32,469
Yeah.

1347
01:13:32,659 --> 01:13:34,450
scum.

1348
01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:35,861
Yeah, roll a jelly.

1349
01:13:35,861 --> 01:13:37,392
Unconvincingly.

1350
01:13:37,392 --> 01:13:39,693
Unconvincingly goes over the edge.

1351
01:13:39,693 --> 01:13:45,116
He fumbles a sister.

1352
01:13:45,276 --> 01:13:45,757
Yeah.

1353
01:13:45,757 --> 01:13:48,898
And based on my role, it's very unconvincing.

1354
01:13:49,719 --> 01:13:51,640
No, you y you grab

1355
01:13:51,684 --> 01:13:55,106
The merman, he is indeed a corpse.

1356
01:13:55,287 --> 01:13:56,848
Do you bring him aboard?

1357
01:13:57,229 --> 01:14:00,481
Brother No Brother.

1358
01:14:00,481 --> 01:14:01,812
That's fine.

1359
01:14:03,174 --> 01:14:06,516
we will see what what stories you have to tell.

1360
01:14:06,616 --> 01:14:09,759
We will find you a good resting place in the locker.

1361
01:14:09,759 --> 01:14:11,851
And he's like tying the rope around him.

1362
01:14:11,851 --> 01:14:18,325
Uh like around the the chest respectfully, not like the tail.

1363
01:14:18,366 --> 01:14:20,667
Yeah, yeah, don't touch the tail.

1364
01:14:21,144 --> 01:14:21,584
Mm-hmm.

1365
01:14:21,584 --> 01:14:23,345
You pull him aboard.

1366
01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:24,766
Yeah.

1367
01:14:25,887 --> 01:14:37,375
You pull him aboard and he is covered in a strange writing carved into his front and back.

1368
01:14:37,495 --> 01:14:47,742
And the captain says, And he pulls out the map and he points to part of that he sees some
of the lettering matches up.

1369
01:14:47,963 --> 01:14:48,663
Mm.

1370
01:14:48,663 --> 01:14:50,464
This can some

1371
01:14:50,584 --> 01:14:52,345
Somebody needs to get Quintus.

1372
01:14:52,345 --> 01:14:53,366
I got him.

1373
01:14:53,366 --> 01:14:57,169
You hear uh rabble rousing below the decks.

1374
01:14:58,010 --> 01:14:59,291
That was a perfect door slam.

1375
01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:00,852
What leave that hog alone?

1376
01:15:00,852 --> 01:15:02,563
He's been through enough, all right.

1377
01:15:02,563 --> 01:15:03,194
Yeah.

1378
01:15:03,194 --> 01:15:04,655
How would you rouse?

1379
01:15:04,655 --> 01:15:06,816
Quintus, they're here for your speech.

1380
01:15:06,816 --> 01:15:08,718
They're here for your speech, man.

1381
01:15:08,718 --> 01:15:09,118
Okay.

1382
01:15:09,118 --> 01:15:10,469
We're all waiting for you.

1383
01:15:10,469 --> 01:15:12,300
The whole audience is there.

1384
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,722
Yeah, that'll that'll do a good presence roll.

1385
01:15:14,722 --> 01:15:15,682
Okay.

1386
01:15:15,733 --> 01:15:16,724
Nat twenty.

1387
01:15:16,724 --> 01:15:17,552
Yeah.

1388
01:15:17,552 --> 01:15:20,514
comes to like a adrenaline shot to the heart.

1389
01:15:20,514 --> 01:15:22,696
King George is there, man.

1390
01:15:22,696 --> 01:15:23,597
The king!

1391
01:15:23,597 --> 01:15:24,117
The king!

1392
01:15:24,117 --> 01:15:28,340
I've always wanted Where where am I?

1393
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:29,922
fuck, I'm here.

1394
01:15:29,922 --> 01:15:33,032
I thought it was a goddamn nightmare.

1395
01:15:33,032 --> 01:15:35,005
It is a fucking nightmare.

1396
01:15:35,026 --> 01:15:37,968
I need what?

1397
01:15:37,980 --> 01:15:38,510
My speech?

1398
01:15:38,510 --> 01:15:39,881
What are you talking about, man?

1399
01:15:39,881 --> 01:15:40,513
I don't give speech.

1400
01:15:40,513 --> 01:15:45,657
You were gonna tell us all about the city, but we're here now and but you it's not too
late.

1401
01:15:45,657 --> 01:15:50,971
We haven't docked yet, so you can still give your speech about how moved you were.

1402
01:15:51,512 --> 01:15:52,663
You're my best man.

1403
01:15:52,663 --> 01:15:54,040
I'm counting on you.

1404
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,076
I was your that was real.

1405
01:15:56,076 --> 01:15:57,087
God Yeah.

1406
01:15:57,087 --> 01:15:57,738
Okay.

1407
01:15:57,738 --> 01:15:58,358
Okay.

1408
01:15:58,358 --> 01:15:58,969
What is it?

1409
01:15:58,969 --> 01:15:59,840
What is it?

1410
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:00,494
And

1411
01:16:00,494 --> 01:16:03,146
He sees the merman just laying there.

1412
01:16:03,146 --> 01:16:04,067
Merman.

1413
01:16:04,067 --> 01:16:05,538
I'm sorry I couldn't help in.

1414
01:16:05,538 --> 01:16:06,904
That's all I've heard.

1415
01:16:06,904 --> 01:16:08,230
The Merman.

1416
01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:10,692
And dear God.

1417
01:16:11,153 --> 01:16:20,680
And he starts to pour over the writing on him and is making he pulled out his his

1418
01:16:20,716 --> 01:16:24,318
Oxford bound notebook and is writing things down.

1419
01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:25,239
So oh.

1420
01:16:25,239 --> 01:16:30,942
This is some sort of dark psalm or fell psalm carved into his skin.

1421
01:16:30,942 --> 01:16:33,163
oh That's terrible!

1422
01:16:33,163 --> 01:16:34,184
Or good?

1423
01:16:34,184 --> 01:16:36,465
Depends on how good of a song is, I think.

1424
01:16:36,465 --> 01:16:37,805
Is it wonderable?

1425
01:16:37,986 --> 01:16:39,286
Heheh Yes.

1426
01:16:39,286 --> 01:16:47,691
Um here, it translates a great city shall fill the air as the sacrifices sing their final
song.

1427
01:16:47,691 --> 01:16:49,172
The city rings

1428
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:54,771
With their final lament, deafening all until a new verse is uttered.

1429
01:16:54,771 --> 01:17:05,217
Beasts of the waves shall throw themselves upon the city, where their blood shall slick
the streets, and make it unwalkable.

1430
01:17:05,217 --> 01:17:18,824
The city shall shudder and crack, from the cracks shall pour forth the maldorous smoke of
pestilence, the great doors of the city shall open, and from them come multitudes.

1431
01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:21,066
Oh, that was a horrible song.

1432
01:17:21,066 --> 01:17:21,916
None of it rhymed.

1433
01:17:21,916 --> 01:17:24,108
Uh in indeed, rat.

1434
01:17:24,108 --> 01:17:25,869
Um It's a shame.

1435
01:17:25,870 --> 01:17:28,351
Not even an Iambic pentameter.

1436
01:17:29,072 --> 01:17:29,953
let's see.

1437
01:17:29,953 --> 01:17:37,599
Uh I think I think it's into some sort of I I don't know what to make of it.

1438
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,482
the smart one is speechless.

1439
01:17:42,143 --> 01:17:43,984
Oxford my ass!

1440
01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:47,346
Oxford his ass.

1441
01:17:49,672 --> 01:17:56,918
Well gent ladies and gentlemen, um I I think we should tread carefully.

1442
01:17:56,918 --> 01:18:01,461
Do you've seen the map and uh wha how shall we make our approach?

1443
01:18:01,481 --> 01:18:07,765
So I've uh out of character, I've been looking at this map, and there are some pretty
notable locations.

1444
01:18:07,765 --> 01:18:17,132
Uh including at the far left, a gate with what could possibly be tombstones behind it.

1445
01:18:17,536 --> 01:18:23,880
and if we're worried about the gates opening and multitudes coming forth, I'd say that's a
good place not to be.

1446
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,671
There's there's an arena too.

1447
01:18:25,671 --> 01:18:35,526
There is a Colosseum, there's a stepped pyramid, there's uh a sort of courtyard with a uh
a gazing pool and an Isthmus.

1448
01:18:35,526 --> 01:18:42,590
There's a pit with a staircase up to it, and then like colonnades and whatnot.

1449
01:18:42,590 --> 01:18:47,310
Um there's also like a a Keebla on the far right.

1450
01:18:47,310 --> 01:18:47,981
A what?

1451
01:18:47,981 --> 01:18:51,804
What's that what it what do you call the um the big cube?

1452
01:18:51,804 --> 01:18:53,145
A cube?

1453
01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:58,870
No, the uh you you you like the big cube stone at Mecca.

1454
01:18:58,870 --> 01:18:59,971
What's the thing called?

1455
01:18:59,971 --> 01:19:01,532
You go around it.

1456
01:19:01,532 --> 01:19:02,993
Madison Square Garden.

1457
01:19:02,993 --> 01:19:09,679
No, if if you're Muslim, you there's the it's the direction you pray towards Mecca.

1458
01:19:09,679 --> 01:19:12,181
It's like a huge stone.

1459
01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:14,122
K A A B A?

1460
01:19:14,122 --> 01:19:16,084
No, Q I B L A.

1461
01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:16,844
Yeah.

1462
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:21,604
Yeah, there it Nick, can you play the more you know sound effect at this moment here?

1463
01:19:21,604 --> 01:19:23,335
Because I just learned something today.

1464
01:19:23,335 --> 01:19:27,108
I'm in the region of curiosity.

1465
01:19:27,108 --> 01:19:35,655
I will send a big neck for to go and perceive anything that is perceivable from a big
neck.

1466
01:19:35,916 --> 01:19:38,238
From within one's old neck.

1467
01:19:38,238 --> 01:19:40,540
How will it tell you what it finds?

1468
01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:42,321
Okay.

1469
01:19:42,321 --> 01:19:43,062
The skull.

1470
01:19:43,062 --> 01:19:43,923
The skull.

1471
01:19:43,923 --> 01:19:45,784
Yeah, mechanically.

1472
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:47,012
Not a lot.

1473
01:19:47,272 --> 01:19:47,873
Okay.

1474
01:19:47,873 --> 01:19:49,133
uh Thank you.

1475
01:19:49,133 --> 01:19:58,356
Well there could be a furious flapping if perhaps there is an energy that one would want
to be aware of, but uh I am not annoyed.

1476
01:19:58,356 --> 01:20:05,087
You've been teaching Big Neck how to communicate via semaphore flags with a swing.

1477
01:20:05,087 --> 01:20:11,512
But it still does not help the whole lack of perceptive ability part of scouting.

1478
01:20:11,512 --> 01:20:13,280
Looks pretty British to me.

1479
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:14,064
And Olive.

1480
01:20:14,064 --> 01:20:21,210
Branch is shoved in the Trachea I am not sure this is so peaceful as you would imagine.

1481
01:20:21,210 --> 01:20:33,200
Well I if I could offer a suggestion uh kind of near the western side there's like a a
spot where the land goes up.

1482
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:35,983
There's like a an underwater shelf.

1483
01:20:35,983 --> 01:20:38,244
Did you say the western side?

1484
01:20:38,244 --> 01:20:39,716
Yes, the western side.

1485
01:20:39,716 --> 01:20:41,287
It's that way.

1486
01:20:41,287 --> 01:20:42,948
And he points to the west.

1487
01:20:44,248 --> 01:20:54,936
And there there is if you look underwater, there's like a little yes like a little step up
thing and then we can't And there's something out there in the water too.

1488
01:20:54,936 --> 01:20:55,596
Yes.

1489
01:20:55,596 --> 01:20:59,339
The tides perhaps are we at high tide?

1490
01:20:59,339 --> 01:21:00,619
I should probably know this.

1491
01:21:00,619 --> 01:21:02,010
Oh, I see.

1492
01:21:02,010 --> 01:21:05,643
It looks kind of like the the stairways in Moria over there.

1493
01:21:05,643 --> 01:21:06,823
Got it.

1494
01:21:06,924 --> 01:21:13,144
I was gonna say to dock more in one of these other places towards the eastern side that
looked like it could be a dock.

1495
01:21:13,144 --> 01:21:15,316
And need the conspicuously looming statues.

1496
01:21:15,316 --> 01:21:21,269
But I do like the stairs, because that would be a way out, even if the tide drops.

1497
01:21:22,231 --> 01:21:23,451
Look to the captain.

1498
01:21:23,451 --> 01:21:24,512
I know the way.

1499
01:21:24,512 --> 01:21:31,537
oh Well we've got four dingies, and I say we split up.

1500
01:21:31,537 --> 01:21:33,078
Split the What say you?

1501
01:21:33,078 --> 01:21:40,903
Hurrah W we'll take the front gate, right up the center, past this um strange statue.

1502
01:21:41,380 --> 01:21:43,831
You can go to the west or the western side.

1503
01:21:43,831 --> 01:21:45,080
Mm-hmm.

1504
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:48,083
Are they gonna drive the boat through the big gate?

1505
01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:49,442
What's the game plan there?

1506
01:21:49,442 --> 01:21:50,984
How's that gate work?

1507
01:21:50,984 --> 01:21:54,032
um, I I don't I don't rightly know.

1508
01:21:54,032 --> 01:21:57,247
I uh we don't know how anything works in this city.

1509
01:21:57,247 --> 01:22:06,370
What if what if instead they dock at the dock right next to the bottomless pit with the
staircase to it?

1510
01:22:06,370 --> 01:22:07,055
See what I'm talking about?

1511
01:22:07,055 --> 01:22:07,605
Right in the middle?

1512
01:22:07,605 --> 01:22:08,731
There's that little

1513
01:22:10,604 --> 01:22:11,885
That's cool over there.

1514
01:22:11,885 --> 01:22:18,308
Um, from the I don't sure not sure about the scale of the map, but I we could probably
dock there.

1515
01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:22,200
But we should leave Poseidon's rage out here and take the dinghies.

1516
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,891
I worry about her.

1517
01:22:23,891 --> 01:22:25,384
that's a really good idea.

1518
01:22:25,384 --> 01:22:27,413
I had not thought to do that.

1519
01:22:27,413 --> 01:22:29,834
I was just about to suggest that I'm sure.

1520
01:22:29,894 --> 01:22:32,776
And that's why you know the captain.

1521
01:22:32,776 --> 01:22:34,697
I'm a step behind.

1522
01:22:34,697 --> 01:22:36,098
That among other things.

1523
01:22:36,098 --> 01:22:37,598
I'm sure.

1524
01:22:39,064 --> 01:22:40,164
Well

1525
01:22:40,678 --> 01:22:41,868
To the dinghy.

1526
01:22:42,808 --> 01:22:44,260
You can take the wheast and dinghy.

1527
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,731
We'll take the east and dinghy.

1528
01:22:46,731 --> 01:22:49,892
And well Yeah.

1529
01:22:49,892 --> 01:22:55,955
You guys get in the dinghy, have your gear with you, and it cuts through the perimeter.

1530
01:22:55,955 --> 01:22:59,537
And you see the blasphemous geometry of this place.

1531
01:22:59,537 --> 01:23:01,658
It hits you like a physical weight.

1532
01:23:01,658 --> 01:23:07,015
The tower way in the back and it just

1533
01:23:07,015 --> 01:23:10,127
It's like the Tower of Sauron or what is this the other tower?

1534
01:23:10,127 --> 01:23:11,888
Yeah, the Tower of Sauron.

1535
01:23:11,888 --> 01:23:12,788
Yeah, yeah.

1536
01:23:12,788 --> 01:23:13,289
Yeah.

1537
01:23:13,289 --> 01:23:19,382
Um, it looms over this thing and it begs your attention.

1538
01:23:19,382 --> 01:23:21,714
It's hard to look away from it.

1539
01:23:21,714 --> 01:23:26,166
And the smoke rises from all around it.

1540
01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:28,768
It's not just coming out of the tower somewhere.

1541
01:23:28,768 --> 01:23:33,338
It's like this entire structure has something burning in it.

1542
01:23:33,338 --> 01:23:44,397
And the s clouds mix with that smoke and you see that it is swirling just a slight bit
right above the tower up in the sky.

1543
01:23:44,637 --> 01:23:51,703
And as you get closer to the shore, you see there it's not clean.

1544
01:23:51,703 --> 01:23:58,068
Like there is a black viscous like spots all over the place.

1545
01:23:58,068 --> 01:24:02,852
Almost like there's ink that was just sprinkled down.

1546
01:24:02,904 --> 01:24:03,814
Um here and there.

1547
01:24:03,814 --> 01:24:09,089
It's not ever present, but it it's there enough to be of note.

1548
01:24:09,089 --> 01:24:11,671
And you row up to what?

1549
01:24:11,671 --> 01:24:16,035
Just this stair the end of the staircase between the two obelisks.

1550
01:24:16,035 --> 01:24:20,278
Well, what's the thing out in the water at the end of where the pier used to be?

1551
01:24:20,278 --> 01:24:20,608
Yeah.

1552
01:24:20,608 --> 01:24:21,219
Yeah.

1553
01:24:21,219 --> 01:24:21,899
Yeah.

1554
01:24:21,899 --> 01:24:25,903
You pass that and you look in the water.

1555
01:24:25,903 --> 01:24:32,956
It is hard to tell, but you see a platform with some sort of altar.

1556
01:24:32,956 --> 01:24:39,830
There and below it is another staircase and a row of obelisks that are smaller that lead
up to it.

1557
01:24:39,830 --> 01:24:44,843
Uh looks like some sort of religious place or sacred place.

1558
01:24:44,843 --> 01:24:47,144
This is where you sacrifice someone to the sea.

1559
01:24:47,144 --> 01:24:49,845
Yeah, do you wanna check it out?

1560
01:24:51,286 --> 01:24:52,527
Give it a look.

1561
01:24:52,727 --> 01:24:54,148
Sacrifice the pig on it.

1562
01:24:54,148 --> 01:24:56,960
You you didn't bring the pig on your teeny lesson.

1563
01:24:56,960 --> 01:25:01,244
What about what about just throwing that little pinky down there?

1564
01:25:01,244 --> 01:25:03,425
Maybe that's scared enough.

1565
01:25:03,925 --> 01:25:04,626
Yeah.

1566
01:25:04,626 --> 01:25:05,124
Yeah.

1567
01:25:05,124 --> 01:25:08,087
I think maybe we shouldn't activate random altars.

1568
01:25:08,087 --> 01:25:08,967
What?

1569
01:25:08,967 --> 01:25:12,759
What's a fucking coward over here?

1570
01:25:12,759 --> 01:25:16,060
Have you not no one calls Isabel a coward.

1571
01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:19,672
You have a big Oh, okay.

1572
01:25:19,672 --> 01:25:20,722
Now she's getting it.

1573
01:25:20,722 --> 01:25:22,053
Okay.

1574
01:25:22,053 --> 01:25:25,915
Can you open your book up and roll from the magical mishaps?

1575
01:25:25,915 --> 01:25:26,975
Wow, that was fast.

1576
01:25:26,975 --> 01:25:27,375
Alright.

1577
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:29,536
uh

1578
01:25:29,780 --> 01:25:31,761
what page is that motherfucker on?

1579
01:25:31,761 --> 01:25:33,781
Was it sixty-six?

1580
01:25:34,021 --> 01:25:35,562
I bet it was.

1581
01:25:35,562 --> 01:25:37,022
Hell sure was.

1582
01:25:37,022 --> 01:25:38,442
Sixty-six.

1583
01:25:38,443 --> 01:25:41,423
Hey, uh it's a D twenty.

1584
01:25:41,503 --> 01:25:49,346
I got a an eighteen, whereupon hundreds of tiny crabs swarm me.

1585
01:25:49,346 --> 01:25:53,487
They are harmless and provide an extra D two damage reduction.

1586
01:25:53,487 --> 01:25:55,507
It does not count as armor.

1587
01:25:55,507 --> 01:25:55,857
Wow.

1588
01:25:55,857 --> 01:25:56,908
Horrendous.

1589
01:25:58,396 --> 01:25:59,737
With crabs.

1590
01:25:59,737 --> 01:26:00,167
Yeah.

1591
01:26:00,167 --> 01:26:01,338
I have gotten crabs.

1592
01:26:01,338 --> 01:26:02,719
Not the first time.

1593
01:26:02,719 --> 01:26:05,281
I'm just ke eating a couple.

1594
01:26:05,281 --> 01:26:06,843
Not not too many.

1595
01:26:06,843 --> 01:26:12,016
Yeah, they f cover your dinghy and crawl all over you, Isabel.

1596
01:26:12,016 --> 01:26:19,753
Your skin is an ever present, creepy creeping feeling of just a s shifting organism.

1597
01:26:19,753 --> 01:26:20,924
You might get used to it.

1598
01:26:20,924 --> 01:26:23,395
Can you roll a D6 to see how long that lasts for?

1599
01:26:23,395 --> 01:26:24,584
Days wise.

1600
01:26:24,584 --> 01:26:25,334
Okay, two days.

1601
01:26:25,334 --> 01:26:25,534
Days?

1602
01:26:25,534 --> 01:26:26,815
That says days?

1603
01:26:26,815 --> 01:26:27,255
Days.

1604
01:26:27,255 --> 01:26:29,086
Two days.

1605
01:26:29,106 --> 01:26:31,127
You're fucking welcome, yeah.

1606
01:26:32,528 --> 01:26:34,528
That is like hugely beneficial.

1607
01:26:34,528 --> 01:26:36,949
I have one point of armor and it's my hat.

1608
01:26:36,949 --> 01:26:40,081
This place is obviously magic, right?

1609
01:26:40,081 --> 01:26:41,721
Like that's what hits you first.

1610
01:26:41,721 --> 01:26:50,955
It's like this is an alien landscape and I gave something to this altar and now I'm
covered in crabs.

1611
01:26:51,616 --> 01:26:52,476
This

1612
01:26:52,742 --> 01:26:56,073
Maybe we should find something bigger to sacrifice.

1613
01:26:56,073 --> 01:26:58,853
Should we go back for of I think we can all get crabs.

1614
01:27:00,174 --> 01:27:03,615
How do you think the captain would feel about the hog going missing?

1615
01:27:03,615 --> 01:27:04,335
Hmm.

1616
01:27:04,335 --> 01:27:05,976
I did steal something from it.

1617
01:27:05,976 --> 01:27:08,056
Perhaps it was his tail.

1618
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:08,895
Ew.

1619
01:27:08,895 --> 01:27:10,117
It's pinky.

1620
01:27:10,117 --> 01:27:10,837
Yeah.

1621
01:27:10,837 --> 01:27:12,937
You gonna toss the tail on there too?

1622
01:27:12,937 --> 01:27:13,728
Someone else can.

1623
01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:16,398
Ooh Okay.

1624
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:20,839
Uh yeah, give me a roll on the magical mishaps and hope you don't die.

1625
01:27:20,852 --> 01:27:22,920
I hate that pig.

1626
01:27:22,936 --> 01:27:23,996
Seven.

1627
01:27:24,397 --> 01:27:25,418
What?

1628
01:27:26,279 --> 01:27:31,524
yeah, gravity behaves as if everything within thirty feet is underwater for d eight
minutes.

1629
01:27:31,524 --> 01:27:36,348
Just the dinghy maybe is still moving and he just realizes like What?

1630
01:27:36,348 --> 01:27:37,828
Where are you going?

1631
01:27:39,530 --> 01:27:46,576
Yeah, you in fact the dinghy has floated on without you and you were floating in the air.

1632
01:27:46,576 --> 01:27:48,058
Fucking pick.

1633
01:27:48,058 --> 01:27:49,079
Seven minutes.

1634
01:27:49,079 --> 01:27:50,480
Seven minutes of this.

1635
01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:51,224
Yeah.

1636
01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:57,409
Honestly, if it was gonna happen to anyone, the Merman is better best option.

1637
01:27:57,930 --> 01:27:59,851
Yeah, it's we rope him to the demons.

1638
01:27:59,851 --> 01:28:01,463
Swimming in okay.

1639
01:28:01,463 --> 01:28:02,704
Yeah, you drag him along.

1640
01:28:02,704 --> 01:28:05,415
So and like a balloon.

1641
01:28:06,357 --> 01:28:08,484
Are you going over to the obelisks?

1642
01:28:08,484 --> 01:28:10,460
I did want to see the yeah.

1643
01:28:10,460 --> 01:28:14,243
Are you going towards the two little ones or the biggin?

1644
01:28:14,243 --> 01:28:17,005
Is pretty appealing.

1645
01:28:17,286 --> 01:28:18,797
The one with the three pieces?

1646
01:28:18,797 --> 01:28:20,486
Mm-hmm.

1647
01:28:20,486 --> 01:28:22,977
Yeah, you go out to that obelisk.

1648
01:28:22,977 --> 01:28:25,157
Well, this is a democracy, because we're pirates.

1649
01:28:25,157 --> 01:28:28,058
So do we want to go out to the big uh big obelisk?

1650
01:28:28,058 --> 01:28:28,958
Seems cool.

1651
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:30,999
Do we think there's treasure there?

1652
01:28:30,999 --> 01:28:33,149
I don't think there's treasure anywhere around here.

1653
01:28:33,149 --> 01:28:34,260
Hmm.

1654
01:28:34,260 --> 01:28:34,800
I don't know.

1655
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:38,811
That looming pit of death seems like a good place to hide your treasure.

1656
01:28:38,811 --> 01:28:40,181
you're right, I forgot.

1657
01:28:40,181 --> 01:28:46,543
It it you just wove wonderful magic that give you s gave you affinity with crafts.

1658
01:28:46,543 --> 01:28:48,584
This is a blessed land.

1659
01:28:48,584 --> 01:28:49,844
I'm carcinizing.

1660
01:28:50,692 --> 01:28:54,354
Let the rest of the crew find the treasure in the hole.

1661
01:28:54,354 --> 01:28:56,815
We are going to the tower.

1662
01:28:56,815 --> 01:28:58,715
Fuck yeah.

1663
01:28:58,715 --> 01:29:01,016
Yeah, so you go to the obelisk.

1664
01:29:01,016 --> 01:29:01,917
Yeah.

1665
01:29:01,917 --> 01:29:02,697
Okay.

1666
01:29:02,697 --> 01:29:09,950
You get there, and you're looking around and it is it is a strange material.

1667
01:29:09,950 --> 01:29:18,904
This is the you were by the altar, but seeing it this big, it is noteworthily pulsating.

1668
01:29:18,904 --> 01:29:20,004
Like with

1669
01:29:20,060 --> 01:29:20,921
Cold.

1670
01:29:20,921 --> 01:29:31,626
It's like a it's just yeah, it's like your freezers didn't exist, but your hand, it's like
touching a cold filament or something.

1671
01:29:31,887 --> 01:29:34,248
Is it stone or metal?

1672
01:29:34,248 --> 01:29:35,408
Yeah.

1673
01:29:35,408 --> 01:29:38,990
Give me a presence.

1674
01:29:39,180 --> 01:29:39,891
16.

1675
01:29:39,891 --> 01:29:43,253
Yeah, it feels somewhere in between, right?

1676
01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:49,414
You've seen bronzed copper or copper that has oxidized, I believe it is, and it

1677
01:29:49,414 --> 01:29:54,548
Gives you that feeling, but it it just has a texture of stone though.

1678
01:29:54,548 --> 01:29:56,530
Stone that oxidized.

1679
01:29:56,530 --> 01:29:59,062
That's interesting.

1680
01:29:59,062 --> 01:30:00,884
I've we've can somebody roll me a d6.

1681
01:30:00,884 --> 01:30:01,984
Alright.

1682
01:30:02,065 --> 01:30:02,775
five.

1683
01:30:02,775 --> 01:30:03,716
Great.

1684
01:30:03,716 --> 01:30:04,067
Yeah.

1685
01:30:04,067 --> 01:30:05,017
Damage.

1686
01:30:05,558 --> 01:30:06,198
Yeah.

1687
01:30:06,198 --> 01:30:06,609
Yeah.

1688
01:30:06,609 --> 01:30:08,620
A lightning bolt comes out of the obelisk.

1689
01:30:08,620 --> 01:30:09,904
No, she can't.

1690
01:30:10,662 --> 01:30:13,024
Do not observe the obelisk.

1691
01:30:13,745 --> 01:30:16,087
You're standing there by this obelisk.

1692
01:30:16,087 --> 01:30:17,756
And out of

1693
01:30:17,756 --> 01:30:28,519
The water, almost out of the pitch black depths of it, there is an ink-stained tide that
slops onto the stone next to you.

1694
01:30:28,539 --> 01:30:33,900
And the specter of evolutionary malice flops out.

1695
01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:47,546
And it is this thing that it looks like a jellyfish, but inside of it is a skeletal ghost
that has no sensible limbs.

1696
01:30:47,546 --> 01:30:51,258
It's just all limbs and strange bone.

1697
01:30:51,258 --> 01:30:54,420
Doesn't make any sense to your human eyes.

1698
01:30:54,420 --> 01:31:00,654
It almost looks like a like pale blue ectoplasm or something inside of a uh this ghost.

1699
01:31:00,654 --> 01:31:04,526
In fact, you might even mistake it as a ghost if it were swimming next to you.

1700
01:31:04,526 --> 01:31:13,211
And the luminescence of it really matches the f smoke that's coming from that massive,
massive temple.

1701
01:31:13,211 --> 01:31:14,896
And it

1702
01:31:15,122 --> 01:31:16,652
Looks dangerous.

1703
01:31:16,652 --> 01:31:18,693
uh Mm-hmm.

1704
01:31:18,693 --> 01:31:22,474
But the sky it's not a people skeleton, it's like a jellyfish skeleton.

1705
01:31:22,774 --> 01:31:23,674
Yeah, yeah.

1706
01:31:23,674 --> 01:31:26,335
It's like head is bulbous and gelatinous, right?

1707
01:31:26,335 --> 01:31:36,278
And the inside of it has like a just yeah, it's like bones that shift with it.

1708
01:31:36,278 --> 01:31:38,819
There's nothing connecting them.

1709
01:31:38,859 --> 01:31:40,379
A skelly fish.

1710
01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:42,060
damn.

1711
01:31:42,948 --> 01:31:49,153
I if it's unde is it undead because my machete g starts glowing if it's undead.

1712
01:31:49,574 --> 01:31:52,506
I don't know that that helps us, but I would I guess no.

1713
01:31:52,506 --> 01:31:56,419
Yeah, it's it is not undead.

1714
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:59,102
It is very much alive.

1715
01:31:59,102 --> 01:32:00,743
And always we can kill it.

1716
01:32:00,743 --> 01:32:02,708
We can kill it and it'll bleed.

1717
01:32:02,708 --> 01:32:04,487
I feel like I have that backwards.

1718
01:32:04,487 --> 01:32:08,290
Uh you guys are first.

1719
01:32:08,290 --> 01:32:10,832
And yeah,

1720
01:32:11,858 --> 01:32:14,730
Shoot first, shoot some more, then ask some questions, maybe.

1721
01:32:14,730 --> 01:32:16,991
Yeah, give it a give it a sh roll.

1722
01:32:16,991 --> 01:32:18,312
Seventeen.

1723
01:32:18,312 --> 01:32:19,588
That's gonna do it.

1724
01:32:19,588 --> 01:32:21,673
For eight damage.

1725
01:32:21,693 --> 01:32:22,734
Eight damage.

1726
01:32:22,734 --> 01:32:24,215
From the old leg.

1727
01:32:24,215 --> 01:32:24,915
Oof.

1728
01:32:24,915 --> 01:32:30,418
Yeah, you maybe you just spin around and it's like a gut reaction.

1729
01:32:30,578 --> 01:32:41,326
Although I am gonna ask for homework because in chat you said that if I can get a peg leg
blunderbuss or a peg a peg leg musket, then I need to make an agility test.

1730
01:32:41,326 --> 01:32:43,297
Yeah.

1731
01:32:43,297 --> 01:32:44,078
Roll it.

1732
01:32:44,078 --> 01:32:44,718
Hell yeah.

1733
01:32:44,718 --> 01:32:45,878
Oh, fifteen.

1734
01:32:45,878 --> 01:32:46,259
Yeah.

1735
01:32:46,259 --> 01:32:48,500
I do spin around gracefully.

1736
01:32:49,140 --> 01:32:49,801
Yeah.

1737
01:32:49,801 --> 01:32:52,622
And it goes through this.

1738
01:32:52,682 --> 01:32:53,413
Exactly.

1739
01:32:53,413 --> 01:33:05,099
It goes through the jellyfish portion of it and you see it connect with something inside
and it sends ripples through this thing's flesh as it starts to vibrate and you have hit

1740
01:33:05,099 --> 01:33:05,429
it.

1741
01:33:05,429 --> 01:33:06,600
And you said what was the damage?

1742
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:07,210
Eight.

1743
01:33:07,210 --> 01:33:07,480
Eight.

1744
01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:08,271
Okay.

1745
01:33:08,271 --> 01:33:08,691
Great.

1746
01:33:08,691 --> 01:33:11,032
Oh, usually that kills it.

1747
01:33:12,345 --> 01:33:13,165
it's still coming.

1748
01:33:13,165 --> 01:33:14,365
Who's next?

1749
01:33:14,885 --> 01:33:22,647
Babide sends big neck uh raking through it with its talents.

1750
01:33:23,008 --> 01:33:24,828
What do I need to roll to hit?

1751
01:33:24,828 --> 01:33:26,889
The fearsome talents of a seagull.

1752
01:33:26,889 --> 01:33:28,839
The talents of a seagull.

1753
01:33:28,839 --> 01:33:31,170
Yeah, agility for that one.

1754
01:33:31,170 --> 01:33:39,212
Okay, well I am having to commit that's but I'm thinking I'm thinking perhaps in number
one is not doing.

1755
01:33:39,872 --> 01:33:41,032
Regardless of what you roll.

1756
01:33:41,032 --> 01:33:57,957
It just flies into the It's like the thing, like it flies to it and you see these small
tendrils come out and just stick into it and just crack it into multiple like pieces and

1757
01:33:57,957 --> 01:34:07,314
split it apart and then suck it in and you see it floating inside of the That is not a
very good I would not recommend.

1758
01:34:07,355 --> 01:34:09,176
That was my dinner.

1759
01:34:10,045 --> 01:34:18,891
From inside the jellyfish, the skelly fish, you hear It's not it it hasn't stopped being
undead.

1760
01:34:18,891 --> 01:34:21,022
Um It's true.

1761
01:34:21,022 --> 01:34:21,913
Yeah.

1762
01:34:21,913 --> 01:34:28,998
Yeah, Isabel was considering uh saving ammo if everyone else uh you know had a handle on
this, but fuck that.

1763
01:34:28,998 --> 01:34:30,539
Uh bam, bam, bam.

1764
01:34:30,539 --> 01:34:31,360
Three?

1765
01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:32,541
Off the bat, all right.

1766
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:33,471
Yeah, fuck that thing.

1767
01:34:33,471 --> 01:34:34,322
That thing's weird.

1768
01:34:34,322 --> 01:34:35,883
I don't like it.

1769
01:34:35,883 --> 01:34:37,764
nineteen plus one is twenty.

1770
01:34:38,052 --> 01:34:39,853
nineteen plus one is twenty.

1771
01:34:39,853 --> 01:34:40,302
Whoa.

1772
01:34:40,302 --> 01:34:42,193
Uh eleven plus one is twelve.

1773
01:34:42,193 --> 01:34:42,674
Okay.

1774
01:34:42,674 --> 01:34:46,595
Nice so you hit with all three, roll up some damage.

1775
01:34:46,595 --> 01:34:47,525
Just Yeah.

1776
01:34:47,525 --> 01:34:48,575
Damn.

1777
01:34:48,575 --> 01:34:50,756
Tell you the total or tell you what each of are?

1778
01:34:50,756 --> 01:34:54,577
What each each of are 'cause I'm modifying what you're Armor.

1779
01:34:54,577 --> 01:34:56,328
Uh the first one is a four.

1780
01:34:56,328 --> 01:34:57,568
Okay.

1781
01:34:57,568 --> 01:34:59,289
Second one is a four.

1782
01:34:59,289 --> 01:35:00,292
Okay.

1783
01:35:00,292 --> 01:35:02,900
Consist of the third one is seven.

1784
01:35:03,664 --> 01:35:09,920
The first tube, pop, pop, you see the shot go into it, but it stops before it hits that
core, right?

1785
01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:11,931
So it doesn't quite get to it.

1786
01:35:11,931 --> 01:35:16,746
But the the seven one goes in and you see that rippling happen and it looks upset.

1787
01:35:16,746 --> 01:35:22,640
It's like and it starts to make this pitch sound that hurts your ears.

1788
01:35:23,221 --> 01:35:25,984
no, that is that just big neck.

1789
01:35:26,665 --> 01:35:28,084
It is b yeah.

1790
01:35:28,084 --> 01:35:29,585
It's becoming big neck.

1791
01:35:29,585 --> 01:35:30,464
It's like

1792
01:35:31,312 --> 01:35:36,476
I do want to say Isabella's gonna like start kind of kinda running a little bit.

1793
01:35:36,476 --> 01:35:40,138
Maybe put the obelisk between it her and it.

1794
01:35:40,212 --> 01:35:41,879
She didn't like that.

1795
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:44,081
Shut your mouth.

1796
01:35:44,081 --> 01:35:52,707
And Scrags just lunges forward towards that like all the gunshot holes and just tries to
stick the machete right in there.

1797
01:35:52,707 --> 01:35:53,077
Do it.

1798
01:35:53,077 --> 01:35:56,129
Uh and I'm sure this will go well for him.

1799
01:35:56,129 --> 01:36:00,672
Apparently a eighteen on the attendee well and a

1800
01:36:00,732 --> 01:36:02,413
Beautiful D6.

1801
01:36:02,743 --> 01:36:03,494
not that well.

1802
01:36:03,494 --> 01:36:05,195
One damage.

1803
01:36:05,195 --> 01:36:05,816
Yeah.

1804
01:36:05,816 --> 01:36:07,777
But it's magic.

1805
01:36:07,777 --> 01:36:09,238
You got a magic machete.

1806
01:36:09,238 --> 01:36:09,718
It's true.

1807
01:36:09,718 --> 01:36:11,219
It's a plus one.

1808
01:36:11,219 --> 01:36:12,280
It's not.

1809
01:36:13,001 --> 01:36:13,941
Yeah.

1810
01:36:13,941 --> 01:36:15,302
Doesn't ignore armor.

1811
01:36:15,302 --> 01:36:17,243
Is it in the ghost touch rune?

1812
01:36:17,314 --> 01:36:19,335
wrong ghost rude.

1813
01:36:19,335 --> 01:36:20,046
god.

1814
01:36:20,046 --> 01:36:20,946
No.

1815
01:36:21,086 --> 01:36:21,557
Alright.

1816
01:36:21,557 --> 01:36:23,568
This is better for vines.

1817
01:36:24,489 --> 01:36:26,690
It is its turn.

1818
01:36:26,811 --> 01:36:29,136
And Isabel has

1819
01:36:29,136 --> 01:36:31,738
Fucked off and hid behind an obelisk.

1820
01:36:31,738 --> 01:36:34,379
And it's You guys can do it.

1821
01:36:34,719 --> 01:36:49,167
You see two rubbery translucent tendril things come out and start dripping black, almost
like squid ink, and they s wipe straight towards you, salty.

1822
01:36:49,727 --> 01:36:51,328
Roll your agility.

1823
01:36:51,328 --> 01:36:52,519
I'm very agile.

1824
01:36:52,519 --> 01:36:53,429
Nope.

1825
01:36:53,509 --> 01:36:57,972
And I believe uh twelve is the target, right?

1826
01:36:57,972 --> 01:36:58,712
Yep.

1827
01:36:58,880 --> 01:36:59,360
no.

1828
01:36:59,360 --> 01:36:59,700
Yeah.

1829
01:36:59,700 --> 01:37:01,962
A negative one agility is not so good.

1830
01:37:01,962 --> 01:37:02,391
Okay.

1831
01:37:02,391 --> 01:37:04,613
Do you have armor or I do have armor.

1832
01:37:04,613 --> 01:37:06,313
I have a D two of armor.

1833
01:37:06,313 --> 01:37:07,724
you have devil's luck.

1834
01:37:07,724 --> 01:37:08,605
That's true.

1835
01:37:08,605 --> 01:37:09,625
That's true.

1836
01:37:09,625 --> 01:37:14,646
I can always minimize the damage though if I need to, so I'll can you?

1837
01:37:14,646 --> 01:37:15,528
I'll keep it.

1838
01:37:15,528 --> 01:37:17,729
Do you want to roll the damage or do you want me to?

1839
01:37:17,729 --> 01:37:18,419
I'll go for it.

1840
01:37:18,419 --> 01:37:19,149
Go for it.

1841
01:37:19,149 --> 01:37:21,150
I rolled a one while you're doing that.

1842
01:37:21,150 --> 01:37:22,511
Alright, first one's fine.

1843
01:37:22,511 --> 01:37:23,131
Great.

1844
01:37:23,131 --> 01:37:25,584
Yeah, it hits you and

1845
01:37:25,584 --> 01:37:29,847
You feel strange as this thing has connected with you.

1846
01:37:29,847 --> 01:37:33,169
Can you make a presence roll?

1847
01:37:33,169 --> 01:37:34,850
Brother?

1848
01:37:36,932 --> 01:37:39,514
okay, so I I that is a zero.

1849
01:37:39,514 --> 01:37:43,116
It is not a natural one, but it is a zero total.

1850
01:37:43,116 --> 01:37:46,158
What what's your minus to presence two?

1851
01:37:46,418 --> 01:37:46,599
my god.

1852
01:37:46,599 --> 01:37:48,040
Roll me a D six?

1853
01:37:48,040 --> 01:37:49,940
Brother.

1854
01:37:51,312 --> 01:37:53,483
he's not a smart Scrags.

1855
01:37:53,483 --> 01:37:53,734
One.

1856
01:37:53,734 --> 01:37:54,842
Okay.

1857
01:37:54,842 --> 01:38:01,775
Everybody except for Isabelle, you see Scraggs get hit by this tentacle and then phase out
of reality.

1858
01:38:01,775 --> 01:38:07,777
Scraggs, you appear one thousand feet in the air.

1859
01:38:07,777 --> 01:38:08,257
No.

1860
01:38:08,257 --> 01:38:10,028
Yeah, yeah.

1861
01:38:10,838 --> 01:38:13,740
In fact you appear Look at the map.

1862
01:38:13,740 --> 01:38:16,641
There is a ziggurat pyramid.

1863
01:38:16,641 --> 01:38:19,902
You appear at the top of that.

1864
01:38:19,902 --> 01:38:24,284
And you're like You do still have the water floaty stuff, don't you?

1865
01:38:24,614 --> 01:38:25,704
Or did that go away?

1866
01:38:25,704 --> 01:38:26,224
Yeah, yeah.

1867
01:38:26,224 --> 01:38:28,534
No, that's it's been seven minutes, I assume.

1868
01:38:28,534 --> 01:38:28,985
damn it.

1869
01:38:28,985 --> 01:38:29,445
Damn it.

1870
01:38:29,445 --> 01:38:30,106
Okay.

1871
01:38:30,106 --> 01:38:30,966
Huh.

1872
01:38:31,686 --> 01:38:35,387
He's looking around with his machete on top of this ziggurat.

1873
01:38:35,387 --> 01:38:37,888
It is back to you guys.

1874
01:38:37,888 --> 01:38:42,249
Oh shit, I was hoping it would take more than a round to eat scrags.

1875
01:38:42,399 --> 01:38:42,699
fuck.

1876
01:38:42,699 --> 01:38:47,710
I'm gonna spend an action to reload my leg.

1877
01:38:47,830 --> 01:38:48,571
Great.

1878
01:38:48,571 --> 01:38:49,681
Okay.

1879
01:38:49,681 --> 01:38:50,091
Who's next?

1880
01:38:50,091 --> 01:38:50,751
Cover me.

1881
01:38:50,751 --> 01:38:53,564
Uh Isabel is

1882
01:38:53,564 --> 01:38:59,748
Has her back to the obelisk and is like frantically jamming powder and wad into guns.

1883
01:38:59,748 --> 01:39:07,043
Are there any obviously deceased corpses in the water?

1884
01:39:07,043 --> 01:39:08,144
Ooh.

1885
01:39:08,144 --> 01:39:10,006
Opportunistic.

1886
01:39:10,006 --> 01:39:15,199
Did we bring the the cut up merman into the with us?

1887
01:39:15,199 --> 01:39:16,944
That would have been good.

1888
01:39:17,121 --> 01:39:19,332
I would notice how much he looks like scrags.

1889
01:39:19,332 --> 01:39:20,482
Exactly.

1890
01:39:22,982 --> 01:39:25,434
I will let you use one of your devil's luck.

1891
01:39:25,434 --> 01:39:27,415
I will be doing that.

1892
01:39:27,415 --> 01:39:28,056
Yeah.

1893
01:39:28,056 --> 01:39:35,992
And I have one brave soul who lost his life squaring up against this thing, wants to go
straight back to it.

1894
01:39:35,992 --> 01:39:43,088
And he is going to do so in death for as to take the ire of its focus.

1895
01:39:43,088 --> 01:39:43,678
Great.

1896
01:39:43,678 --> 01:39:45,429
So below.

1897
01:39:45,450 --> 01:39:48,832
A drowned body comes out.

1898
01:39:48,930 --> 01:39:56,463
And he is wearing a tricor hat and is rotten and full of kelp and salt water.

1899
01:39:56,463 --> 01:40:03,746
His skull starts leaking out all the seawater as it climbs up over and is look.

1900
01:40:06,267 --> 01:40:13,190
And so a drowned you do you have stats for your undead or I barely.

1901
01:40:13,190 --> 01:40:16,321
I know that it is attacking for a D4.

1902
01:40:16,321 --> 01:40:18,872
There is not much more to know than that.

1903
01:40:18,994 --> 01:40:19,404
Okay.

1904
01:40:19,404 --> 01:40:20,825
The HP is four.

1905
01:40:20,825 --> 01:40:21,755
Okay, that's fine.

1906
01:40:21,755 --> 01:40:22,866
Yeah, just keep that.

1907
01:40:22,866 --> 01:40:23,986
So Yeah.

1908
01:40:23,986 --> 01:40:24,866
Yeah.

1909
01:40:25,066 --> 01:40:30,328
And then it says in undeath.

1910
01:40:30,729 --> 01:40:31,149
hey.

1911
01:40:31,149 --> 01:40:33,930
Scra no, Scrags' thing does not light up.

1912
01:40:34,050 --> 01:40:38,912
Scra It's just thinking it on And so can it attack on your first turn?

1913
01:40:38,912 --> 01:40:40,733
I have no idea how these are rules.

1914
01:40:40,733 --> 01:40:41,173
Yeah.

1915
01:40:41,173 --> 01:40:43,154
Let's make it let's give let it attack.

1916
01:40:43,154 --> 01:40:45,215
It's fucking attacking.

1917
01:40:45,215 --> 01:40:47,075
Here we go.

1918
01:40:47,075 --> 01:40:49,196
When it rolls it rolls a four.

1919
01:40:49,352 --> 01:40:50,973
It's not so good.

1920
01:40:51,073 --> 01:40:56,415
It just gets out of the water and falls on this thing.

1921
01:40:56,415 --> 01:41:00,157
As it wails, it's Sibatara around his head.

1922
01:41:00,157 --> 01:41:02,768
m Yeah, not so good.

1923
01:41:02,768 --> 01:41:06,039
Uh and that's salt or scrags.

1924
01:41:06,039 --> 01:41:07,220
What do you want to do?

1925
01:41:07,220 --> 01:41:08,560
Get swimming.

1926
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:10,641
He starts to climb down the rides.

1927
01:41:10,641 --> 01:41:11,021
Yeah.

1928
01:41:11,021 --> 01:41:17,720
ah

1929
01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:24,844
It is covered in that inky material and you yeah, can climb you can start climbing down.

1930
01:41:24,844 --> 01:41:29,067
Yeah, I assume there's not like a a treasure chest on the top of this or whatever.

1931
01:41:29,067 --> 01:41:34,410
You'd hate to have to, you know, come back for the one hundred percent where you have to
climb up it again.

1932
01:41:34,790 --> 01:41:38,980
Okay, roll me two D sixes and then give me the first and second.

1933
01:41:38,980 --> 01:41:39,753
All right.

1934
01:41:39,753 --> 01:41:41,564
Three and then five.

1935
01:41:41,564 --> 01:41:42,895
Yeah.

1936
01:41:42,895 --> 01:41:45,114
As you're climbing down.

1937
01:41:45,114 --> 01:41:54,968
You feel something on your leg and you look down and a strange green cat looks up at you
and meows.

1938
01:41:55,688 --> 01:41:56,769
Or cat.

1939
01:41:56,769 --> 01:41:57,809
Yeah.

1940
01:41:57,809 --> 01:42:05,393
As you say that, its tail that's sitting there wagging splits into seven other tails.

1941
01:42:05,393 --> 01:42:09,674
And they kinda wiggle and cattail around.

1942
01:42:09,674 --> 01:42:12,385
And it looks like there are two who are missing, so it used to have nine.

1943
01:42:12,385 --> 01:42:13,616
Okay.

1944
01:42:13,938 --> 01:42:15,988
Tell if you're a friendly thing.

1945
01:42:15,988 --> 01:42:22,425
So I'll assume you are.

1946
01:42:22,425 --> 01:42:23,016
Okay.

1947
01:42:23,016 --> 01:42:29,741
He's hearing shouting from the obelisk and gunfire, and he's like, I'm not gonna get there
in time.

1948
01:42:29,962 --> 01:42:34,565
So he just kind of parks it on the ziggurat starts fed in the kit.

1949
01:42:34,565 --> 01:42:35,366
Yeah.

1950
01:42:35,366 --> 01:42:39,750
Yeah, you're looking over and you can see you're like, Okay.

1951
01:42:39,750 --> 01:42:42,842
And it is our creature's turn.

1952
01:42:42,892 --> 01:42:44,813
It goes for the zombie.

1953
01:42:44,813 --> 01:42:49,196
What's the agil go ahead and roll a D twelve the beta for your zombie?

1954
01:42:49,196 --> 01:42:50,916
It's a CX.

1955
01:42:50,956 --> 01:42:51,637
Okay.

1956
01:42:51,637 --> 01:42:52,377
Yeah.

1957
01:42:52,377 --> 01:42:55,469
This thing easily just grabs it as it's standing there.

1958
01:42:55,469 --> 01:42:58,460
Does it have any armor?

1959
01:42:58,601 --> 01:43:00,681
Why would you think it does?

1960
01:43:01,042 --> 01:43:01,882
Three?

1961
01:43:01,882 --> 01:43:05,544
Well, that's less than four or six five.

1962
01:43:05,544 --> 01:43:12,610
Yeah, it starts to it sticks its tendrils around it and then they try to go inside of it
in

1963
01:43:12,610 --> 01:43:16,881
his back through some of the rotten flesh to get better hold.

1964
01:43:16,881 --> 01:43:18,082
You guys have reloaded.

1965
01:43:18,082 --> 01:43:19,060
It is your turn.

1966
01:43:19,060 --> 01:43:19,561
Right.

1967
01:43:19,561 --> 01:43:29,805
I don't really like my chances here, so I'm gonna plop down on my ass and like just really
aim the old planet Terra leg.

1968
01:43:29,805 --> 01:43:35,747
And um I am going to go ahead and roll presents.

1969
01:43:35,767 --> 01:43:36,647
Yep.

1970
01:43:36,647 --> 01:43:39,168
And that's a 23

1971
01:43:39,412 --> 01:43:45,456
And I am going to use a devil's luck for max damage for yes.

1972
01:43:45,456 --> 01:43:46,276
What is it?

1973
01:43:46,276 --> 01:43:48,517
Uh 12 damage total.

1974
01:43:48,517 --> 01:43:49,518
Damn.

1975
01:43:49,518 --> 01:43:50,218
Okay.

1976
01:43:50,218 --> 01:43:51,099
Yeah.

1977
01:43:51,099 --> 01:43:52,640
How do you finish this thing?

1978
01:43:52,640 --> 01:44:03,956
Well, I I was hoping that it would get distracted and eat on scrags because you can say
that if you have high enough presence, that it's eaten through the skellington on the

1979
01:44:03,956 --> 01:44:07,770
inside, so it needs to pull the ama back.

1980
01:44:07,770 --> 01:44:09,071
And then consume.

1981
01:44:09,071 --> 01:44:13,985
So I'm waiting till it's just chowing down on this big stinky fucker.

1982
01:44:13,985 --> 01:44:20,651
And at that point, as it's taking another bite, I take a shot through it into its ugly
fucking skull.

1983
01:44:20,651 --> 01:44:22,912
Yeah, it's It'll look real good as a necklace.

1984
01:44:22,912 --> 01:44:33,121
It does that and it the gelatinous part starts to melt off of it and just these strange
translucent bones are there.

1985
01:44:33,121 --> 01:44:36,623
And you start to see some of the things it ate as well.

1986
01:44:36,623 --> 01:44:37,638
Can you roll me?

1987
01:44:37,638 --> 01:44:39,889
Two D6s.

1988
01:44:39,889 --> 01:44:41,490
Rosan.

1989
01:44:41,680 --> 01:44:43,239
man, I don't know if that's good or bad.

1990
01:44:43,239 --> 01:44:44,711
A one and a two.

1991
01:44:45,312 --> 01:44:46,012
Yeah.

1992
01:44:46,012 --> 01:44:53,515
You one of them is this small tablet covered in symbols that's like this big.

1993
01:44:53,515 --> 01:44:55,556
Like a like a pocket tablet.

1994
01:44:55,556 --> 01:44:57,957
And a moleskin tablet.

1995
01:44:57,957 --> 01:44:58,818
Yeah, yeah.

1996
01:44:58,818 --> 01:44:59,498
Yeah.

1997
01:44:59,498 --> 01:45:00,999
And it is.

1998
01:45:00,999 --> 01:45:02,069
Do you want to try to read it?

1999
01:45:02,069 --> 01:45:03,340
Yeah, sure.

2000
01:45:03,340 --> 01:45:03,790
I mean

2001
01:45:03,790 --> 01:45:06,931
My book got wet when I pissed myself there, so sure.

2002
01:45:06,931 --> 01:45:08,581
Let's see how this tablet goes.

2003
01:45:08,581 --> 01:45:09,362
Okay.

2004
01:45:09,362 --> 01:45:14,863
Each day this tablet can cast one random arcane ritual.

2005
01:45:14,863 --> 01:45:16,603
Do you have the PB book?

2006
01:45:16,603 --> 01:45:18,194
Or I do not.

2007
01:45:18,194 --> 01:45:18,924
Okay.

2008
01:45:18,924 --> 01:45:22,505
So Actually, no, this is even better because I have no idea what it's gonna be.

2009
01:45:22,505 --> 01:45:27,506
I'll just let you roll it and just narrate what happens when I hit the big red button.

2010
01:45:27,506 --> 01:45:28,847
Target tablets.

2011
01:45:28,847 --> 01:45:29,307
Yeah.

2012
01:45:29,307 --> 01:45:32,008
I won't let you know what it is, but yeah, so I have it.

2013
01:45:32,008 --> 01:45:33,760
Give me a

2014
01:45:34,993 --> 01:45:36,594
I think it's a D twenty.

2015
01:45:36,594 --> 01:45:37,164
Okay.

2016
01:45:37,164 --> 01:45:38,715
Yeah, they're definitely a D twenty.

2017
01:45:38,715 --> 01:45:39,005
Yeah.

2018
01:45:39,005 --> 01:45:40,817
So uh all right.

2019
01:45:40,817 --> 01:45:43,779
That is a ten, middle of the pack.

2020
01:45:43,779 --> 01:45:45,580
What could go wrong?

2021
01:45:45,880 --> 01:45:47,561
Maybe it'll give me crabs.

2022
01:45:47,561 --> 01:45:50,533
I love how like the tank of the party now is the one hiding.

2023
01:45:50,533 --> 01:45:53,305
So I'm the tank?

2024
01:45:53,305 --> 01:45:54,216
Yeah, dude.

2025
01:45:54,216 --> 01:45:55,746
You're covered in crabs.

2026
01:45:56,407 --> 01:45:59,940
You've got basically one plus one D two damage resistance.

2027
01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:03,772
Like you're in front, bro, till we can get Scrags back.

2028
01:46:03,888 --> 01:46:06,109
Scra how much HP does Scrags have?

2029
01:46:06,109 --> 01:46:06,989
A six.

2030
01:46:06,989 --> 01:46:08,270
Yeah, but he's in three.

2031
01:46:08,270 --> 01:46:08,930
Yeah.

2032
01:46:08,930 --> 01:46:10,040
I am great.

2033
01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:10,868
I have nine.

2034
01:46:10,868 --> 01:46:13,602
I will I will start doing a better job.

2035
01:46:13,602 --> 01:46:21,455
I happily send whatever lunk of the deep I have just conjured in front of you.

2036
01:46:21,455 --> 01:46:23,556
Now we have a predicament.

2037
01:46:23,616 --> 01:46:33,702
Hey you hear from across the water Hey I'm not dead I feel fine.

2038
01:46:33,702 --> 01:46:36,073
Was there anything else in the jelly?

2039
01:46:36,073 --> 01:46:38,133
No, just that little tablet.

2040
01:46:38,133 --> 01:46:42,395
Was there anything else of interest at this uh three-part obelisk?

2041
01:46:42,395 --> 01:46:44,205
Or shall we go retrieve the scrag?

2042
01:46:44,205 --> 01:46:47,616
Yeah, I mean that's about it over here.

2043
01:46:47,616 --> 01:46:50,557
Actually, did you find any loot?

2044
01:46:50,557 --> 01:46:52,398
Babida, do you want this tablet?

2045
01:46:52,398 --> 01:46:58,700
Not that I feel like it's going to horribly backfire, but you just always seem more
magically inclined.

2046
01:46:59,104 --> 01:47:01,046
No no, you are in the roll of ten.

2047
01:47:01,046 --> 01:47:03,348
I wouldn't dare to take it from you.

2048
01:47:03,348 --> 01:47:06,311
Why do I feel like the deck stacked against me here?

2049
01:47:06,311 --> 01:47:06,891
well.

2050
01:47:06,891 --> 01:47:08,473
Must be my imagination.

2051
01:47:08,473 --> 01:47:15,120
Yeah, are you so are you going to Scrags and picking him up or are you just getting on
land there?

2052
01:47:15,120 --> 01:47:17,284
I guess we don't have much of a choice.

2053
01:47:17,284 --> 01:47:19,954
I mean we could uh I mean I can swim.

2054
01:47:19,954 --> 01:47:22,366
I can also just swim out to you.

2055
01:47:22,366 --> 01:47:24,410
Like it's not a big deal.

2056
01:47:24,410 --> 01:47:26,851
But if you're coming to the land anyways, yeah.

2057
01:47:26,851 --> 01:47:27,131
Right.

2058
01:47:27,131 --> 01:47:30,523
Thinking we are walking to the base of the ziggurat.

2059
01:47:30,543 --> 01:47:32,074
I'll come down and meet you.

2060
01:47:32,074 --> 01:47:33,965
There's no treasure up here.

2061
01:47:33,965 --> 01:47:36,005
Just a little sweet pea.

2062
01:47:36,346 --> 01:47:38,367
I think he paid himself.

2063
01:47:40,168 --> 01:47:43,739
Yeah, you row and get to the ziggurat.

2064
01:47:43,739 --> 01:47:49,312
It's a bit of a climb up a cliffside to get to the point where you can

2065
01:47:49,404 --> 01:47:51,255
Get there and the cigarette's not that tall.

2066
01:47:51,255 --> 01:48:04,942
It's pretty squat, especially in comparison to the giant temple behind you and some of the
strange they almost look like melted candles, but are buildings like in the distance as

2067
01:48:04,942 --> 01:48:05,734
well.

2068
01:48:05,734 --> 01:48:18,214
But you are all together now and Scrags has a seven-tailed cat with As we are walking
through the buildings in this area, are there any reactions to our presence?

2069
01:48:18,214 --> 01:48:21,537
Any other beings that we have perceived on the way?

2070
01:48:21,537 --> 01:48:28,182
Yeah, this this little area right here around the temple seems empty so far.

2071
01:48:28,182 --> 01:48:35,718
I found the cat his name Sweet P He's he's living here, so this must be safe.

2072
01:48:35,744 --> 01:48:42,109
Uh but the cats don't often take treasure, so there might still be treasure in the
ziggurat.

2073
01:48:42,109 --> 01:48:44,710
Does it like you because you smell like fish?

2074
01:48:44,711 --> 01:48:47,752
I don't question why the cat likes me.

2075
01:48:48,473 --> 01:48:50,235
I just accept it.

2076
01:48:50,235 --> 01:48:51,115
Yeah.

2077
01:48:51,115 --> 01:48:57,820
Well, if we are here and you are perhaps smelling treasure, then perhaps we are going
inside for the sea.

2078
01:48:57,820 --> 01:48:58,921
Yes.

2079
01:48:58,961 --> 01:48:59,982
Get a torch.

2080
01:48:59,982 --> 01:49:01,262
Okay.

2081
01:49:01,603 --> 01:49:03,182
I am asking

2082
01:49:03,182 --> 01:49:08,835
A clandestine corpse for to go before us into the ziggurat.

2083
01:49:09,015 --> 01:49:09,956
Yeah.

2084
01:49:09,956 --> 01:49:16,800
You send the corpse in and you can't see through his eyes or anything like that, like D
and D E.

2085
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:19,101
Why w Why would you assume so?

2086
01:49:19,101 --> 01:49:23,083
Is this a some something you call a common denominate?

2087
01:49:23,903 --> 01:49:25,564
You get yeah.

2088
01:49:25,564 --> 01:49:30,727
After a while, about let's say ten minutes, the connection is severed.

2089
01:49:30,727 --> 01:49:32,548
You feel that

2090
01:49:32,634 --> 01:49:36,969
The corpse is no longer in your control.

2091
01:49:36,969 --> 01:49:39,451
Oh he's super fucking dead.

2092
01:49:39,552 --> 01:49:41,435
But it did take a while.

2093
01:49:41,435 --> 01:49:42,726
I know you are waiting.

2094
01:49:42,726 --> 01:49:44,688
We are waiting the same amount of time.

2095
01:49:44,688 --> 01:49:47,661
He made it a pretty good way down.

2096
01:49:48,283 --> 01:49:53,148
Now we know when we find the skeleton, that that's where the danger is.

2097
01:49:54,168 --> 01:49:55,669
Sound reasoning to me.

2098
01:49:55,669 --> 01:49:56,408
Let's go.

2099
01:49:56,408 --> 01:49:58,950
So wait, you'd want to go in there?

2100
01:49:58,950 --> 01:50:04,648
You just know you had internet connectivity issues with with your their zombo.

2101
01:50:04,648 --> 01:50:07,513
Uh Well well it stands to reason.

2102
01:50:07,513 --> 01:50:11,955
In an ancient pyramid, there's gonna be traps, right?

2103
01:50:11,955 --> 01:50:15,256
And now there's one less trap to have to deal with.

2104
01:50:15,256 --> 01:50:19,177
And you only put traps in your ancient pyramid if you stock it full of treasure first.

2105
01:50:19,177 --> 01:50:24,207
Imagine oh Damn Hey.

2106
01:50:24,207 --> 01:50:25,107
You going in?

2107
01:50:25,107 --> 01:50:27,640
We've got at least ten minutes before we have to worry.

2108
01:50:27,640 --> 01:50:28,990
Let's go.

2109
01:50:31,753 --> 01:50:32,274
Yeah?

2110
01:50:32,274 --> 01:50:40,549
Uh Isabel lights her one perenne candle that I rolled at character creation.

2111
01:50:40,549 --> 01:50:41,882
I have four candles.

2112
01:50:41,882 --> 01:50:42,292
Fuck you.

2113
01:50:42,292 --> 01:50:43,683
You got a D4 on that?

2114
01:50:43,683 --> 01:50:46,145
As long as you go for it.

2115
01:50:46,145 --> 01:50:47,646
Go for it.

2116
01:50:47,646 --> 01:50:49,728
Did we all roll candles?

2117
01:50:49,728 --> 01:50:52,951
I have a candle and a pillow and a blanket and a dinghy.

2118
01:50:52,951 --> 01:50:53,755
So like

2119
01:50:53,755 --> 01:50:57,938
Alright, I have four candles and then that, so I'm just honks shooing my way through this.

2120
01:50:58,099 --> 01:50:59,540
That's really funny.

2121
01:50:59,540 --> 01:51:04,135
I got a satchel, a candle, and a bottle of fine rum.

2122
01:51:04,135 --> 01:51:07,246
I I've got some hammer and nails.

2123
01:51:07,246 --> 01:51:10,708
Then we need any any carpentry done.

2124
01:51:11,139 --> 01:51:12,320
and a magnifying lens.

2125
01:51:12,320 --> 01:51:13,811
Just the lens.

2126
01:51:13,992 --> 01:51:14,872
Huh.

2127
01:51:15,273 --> 01:51:18,816
Well, you can use that to start a fire if it weren't cloudy.

2128
01:51:18,816 --> 01:51:19,897
You can?

2129
01:51:19,897 --> 01:51:21,898
Well, if not here, you can't.

2130
01:51:22,619 --> 01:51:23,333
Yes.

2131
01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:31,246
Given as we are going underground in a great a stone lair, my spigas will probably not be
much use either.

2132
01:51:31,246 --> 01:51:40,330
Yeah, Isabel walks in the front, keeping her eyes peeled for the she's assuming like maybe
a guillotine blade trap.

2133
01:51:40,330 --> 01:51:45,633
That's what she saw last time she was inside a a stepped pyramid.

2134
01:51:45,633 --> 01:51:48,154
Ziggurat temple was one of those swinging blades.

2135
01:51:48,154 --> 01:51:49,554
So she's Yeah.

2136
01:51:49,554 --> 01:51:52,053
Is that why she doesn't have two feet?

2137
01:51:52,053 --> 01:51:55,396
Uh no, actually.

2138
01:51:55,396 --> 01:52:00,370
Let me tell you, when you forget to turn that home security off, boy, it'll get you.

2139
01:52:00,370 --> 01:52:17,644
You go in through a tunnel, it is like barely two people wide and about eight feet tall,
and it goes to a center chamber that has some coffins around it, and you start to see that

2140
01:52:17,644 --> 01:52:21,647
strange writing everywhere, and that black inky

2141
01:52:21,817 --> 01:52:26,871
Liquid is covering the floor and you're stepping in it.

2142
01:52:26,871 --> 01:52:31,495
And you hear actually give me a presence roll.

2143
01:52:31,495 --> 01:52:35,709
Do I have to roll presents if it's touching my peg legs and not my people legs?

2144
01:52:35,709 --> 01:52:36,750
Yeah.

2145
01:52:36,750 --> 01:52:37,130
Yeah.

2146
01:52:37,130 --> 01:52:39,342
Okay.

2147
01:52:39,342 --> 01:52:39,845
That twenty.

2148
01:52:39,845 --> 01:52:42,785
You said pr presence certainly.

2149
01:52:42,785 --> 01:52:43,606
Nice.

2150
01:52:43,606 --> 01:52:44,767
You won.

2151
01:52:44,767 --> 01:52:46,348
Okay.

2152
01:52:46,649 --> 01:52:48,050
Thank you, Ratskill.

2153
01:52:48,050 --> 01:52:49,851
Ratskill, you

2154
01:52:50,051 --> 01:52:52,692
I was wondering like what these guys are listening for.

2155
01:52:52,692 --> 01:53:04,357
Babida is like talking to himself or something, just and you hear down a hallway, there
looks like there's some stairs that go down to another level.

2156
01:53:04,357 --> 01:53:10,471
You hear some whispering and it's like they're trying to drag something.

2157
01:53:10,471 --> 01:53:17,623
You hear and You can't pick any of it up, but

2158
01:53:18,181 --> 01:53:19,902
There's definitely somebody else in here.

2159
01:53:19,902 --> 01:53:20,492
Come on.

2160
01:53:20,492 --> 01:53:21,353
Down there.

2161
01:53:21,353 --> 01:53:26,636
I think they're dragging you never named your zombie, but I think that they're dragging
him away.

2162
01:53:26,636 --> 01:53:29,857
I I can hear I can hear some fuckers down there.

2163
01:53:29,857 --> 01:53:32,199
But if they have bodies, I am interested in bodies.

2164
01:53:32,199 --> 01:53:33,399
There you go.

2165
01:53:33,399 --> 01:53:35,380
You go first, absolutely.

2166
01:53:35,380 --> 01:53:36,881
Okay, okay, okay.

2167
01:53:36,881 --> 01:53:37,231
Yeah.

2168
01:53:37,231 --> 01:53:40,443
And d making my way through the hallway.

2169
01:53:40,443 --> 01:53:41,724
Gimme agility roles.

2170
01:53:41,724 --> 01:53:44,165
Okay, you're liking this.

2171
01:53:44,425 --> 01:53:46,506
This is going to be an eight.

2172
01:53:46,607 --> 01:53:47,811
Seventeen.

2173
01:53:47,811 --> 01:53:52,393
For everybody or anybody who's going, so if you want to stay quiet.

2174
01:53:52,393 --> 01:53:55,314
And somehow fourteen.

2175
01:53:55,774 --> 01:54:00,236
If you want to.

2176
01:54:00,236 --> 01:54:03,598
Okay, I'm thinking perhaps I will be doing that.

2177
01:54:03,598 --> 01:54:04,078
Yep.

2178
01:54:04,078 --> 01:54:07,920
I'm tempted to use my last devil's luck, but this is also kind of funny.

2179
01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:09,700
So What did you roll again?

2180
01:54:09,700 --> 01:54:10,341
Sir.

2181
01:54:10,341 --> 01:54:13,342
I rolled a a six, including my minus one.

2182
01:54:13,342 --> 01:54:16,471
Because the downside about trying to sneak

2183
01:54:16,471 --> 01:54:24,237
on stone steps, whenever your leg is a blunderbust, is that metal barrel sure does clank
every single I don't wanna hear it.

2184
01:54:24,237 --> 01:54:24,827
I got two.

2185
01:54:24,827 --> 01:54:28,970
Yeah, but neither of them have guns, are they?

2186
01:54:28,970 --> 01:54:31,141
That sounds like skill issue.

2187
01:54:31,141 --> 01:54:35,665
I'll save you the devil's luck, Babita, because you're all gonna be heard, right?

2188
01:54:35,665 --> 01:54:39,688
So you hear them stop moving.

2189
01:54:39,688 --> 01:54:41,008
Do you continue on?

2190
01:54:41,008 --> 01:54:43,190
Yeah, I jump around the corner, guns blazing.

2191
01:54:43,190 --> 01:54:44,571
Blazes fast.

2192
01:54:45,455 --> 01:54:47,196
Yeah, go and roll initiative.

2193
01:54:47,196 --> 01:54:48,076
Five.

2194
01:54:48,076 --> 01:54:48,577
Great.

2195
01:54:48,577 --> 01:54:49,197
Yeah.

2196
01:54:49,197 --> 01:54:56,781
You jump down there and you see three pirates, one in a large captain hat with a huge
feather.

2197
01:54:56,781 --> 01:54:58,162
It's black.

2198
01:54:58,202 --> 01:55:00,223
And he jumps.

2199
01:55:00,223 --> 01:55:02,985
When you jump down, he's like, holy shit.

2200
01:55:02,985 --> 01:55:04,305
You gonna fire?

2201
01:55:04,866 --> 01:55:06,026
Really tempting.

2202
01:55:06,026 --> 01:55:06,606
Hands up.

2203
01:55:06,606 --> 01:55:09,168
Uh where's our dead man?

2204
01:55:09,168 --> 01:55:10,168
You see him on the ground.

2205
01:55:10,168 --> 01:55:11,929
They were dragging him to a corner.

2206
01:55:11,929 --> 01:55:13,250
That's our guy.

2207
01:55:13,710 --> 01:55:14,611
I hidden.

2208
01:55:14,611 --> 01:55:15,501
Uh-uh.

2209
01:55:19,998 --> 01:55:22,107
Well I am requiring a replacement.

2210
01:55:22,107 --> 01:55:24,740
Who do you offer among your number?

2211
01:55:24,740 --> 01:55:28,142
Uh getting twitchy with that.

2212
01:55:28,142 --> 01:55:32,665
Ma uh please, please, I am the captain of the Black Vengeance, Shondong Yak.

2213
01:55:32,665 --> 01:55:34,215
Can you please?

2214
01:55:34,215 --> 01:55:41,630
I I I'm trying to get out of here and whatever you you think this is is is not it.

2215
01:55:41,630 --> 01:55:43,521
You have to escape the city.

2216
01:55:50,469 --> 01:55:54,222
Thanks for listening to our first episode of The Sinking of Cathagan.

2217
01:55:54,222 --> 01:56:02,453
We are partnering with RPG Reanimators on this episode, and you'll be able to see the
video version over on their channel on YouTube.

2218
01:56:02,453 --> 01:56:07,932
You can find the link in the description or just search up RPG Reanimators.

2219
01:56:07,932 --> 01:56:10,704
And the audio version will be over here on Dead Letter Bureau.

2220
01:56:10,704 --> 01:56:12,225
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