Everybody's got A', A', pin, Every, Californian, and Virginian, and Virginian.

so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle.

the score.

Trey ChelseyBD will help you.

Which ones 'I?

A' Baby,.

it's time to Review That Review!.

Hello,

Well, hello and hello listeners.

Welcome once again to Review That Review.

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And together we are.

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Hey sis, it's Christmas.

You can cross me off A'.

A' wishlist.

Call Santa Claus 'I.

A' misses.

We gonna have the best Christmas ever existed.

don't forget, cuz our show is not one of those that thinks that there is

Oh, no booboo.

It's also

Literally our only song.

Yay.

Hanukah.

Merry

It's A'.

Big time.

ho.

That will come up later

You guys what?

A'?

Big week.

We're celebrating.

We are in the midst of all of.

in the midst of all of it.

I'm experiencing A' little holiday cold.

So 'I think my voice is like lower, maybe like A' half octave, but.

sound like Emma Stone

Ooh, I'll take

minus the lisp.

I'll take it.

So, yeah.

I'm sorry you have A' cold 'I.

Feel like that's going around over here too.

Lots of sniffles, lots of Kleenex.

Yes,

Well, what's going on besides the cold girl?

You know, I've been busy.

'I was just working as an actor, which is always fun.

So I'm just coming from A' long day on set and things are good.

Family is around.

It's good to see the niece and nephews and my parents and my sister and brother-in-law and.

Louie 'I.

Think I've included everyone.

'I have A'.

Pretty small family.

How have you been?

Trey?

good.

Life is good.

You know, I'm currently wearing my very saucy Christmas shirt.

Do you wanna describe it?

Chelseybd?

Trey is, oh my, wait, hold on.

Is this A' cu?

Oh, it is.

It custom.

What?

No, it's like A' gay

kind of looks like, okay.

Well, for A' second, 'I thought that it was like you and David when you

No.

Okay, sorry.

So there's A', blonde Man sort of bent over, A' sexy Santa's knee, and the sexy Santa's

And he, he's pulled down his pants to the point where his underwear, um, are exposed

And then it says, has someone been naughty?

Ooh.

And then the whole background of it is like A' wallpaper of 'I.

Don't know.

Kind of like, how would you describe it?

Trey the backdrop.

Yeah, it's like, you know, those old timey sweaters like faded in the back where

It's like Christmas trees and 'I.

Guess these are, it's green, but 'I.

Guess these are probably snowflakes or, yeah,

'I.

Love it.

Wow.

it's my saucy shirt.

'I always thought anxious, wearing it in public, so 'I figured I'll wear it on the podcast.

Well in honor of my people, 'I am wearing our Kvetch

Perfectly suited.

I'm good.

I'm happy the shirt is, you know, 'I can't wear this around my family cuz 'I have little nephews

forbid,

working up to the bitter point of Christmas.

And then I'm flying with David to visit my family over the weekend, which is so lovely.

And then I'll fly right back and I'll hop right back into work.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Best.

Love it.

Love that For us

Now let's, let's go into something A' little, um, more fraught, shall we?

'I.

Think so 'I.

Think 'I.

Have some things 'I need to let off my chest.

Besides the congestion,

Let's let off the congestion and some spirited ranting.

ChelseyBD, are you ready to,

Lodge, A', Complaint.

'I am Trey.

So I've been spending some time at the mall like you do around the holidays, you know,

Are you

'I.

Think 'I lost my pen while 'I when

Oh, okay.

so 'I have to find my pen

Trey is looking very like lost.

'I was, 'I wanted to make sure that.

It's on the ground.

That's why.

on the ground.

We got it.

The, the pen mystery has been solved.

Okay.

Anyway, so the mall, the mall is very nostalgic.

'I like going there.

'I mean 'I still feel like even though we do all the online shopping, you just

But my Complaint is not with the malls.

Okay.

And, and 'I again, you know, don't like to be the good old school mom and don't want to feel like

'I think that's great.

Like you need that experience where you're away and you can kind of

Why is it that we feel that we have to lock arms

Oh no.

ways across?

Oh my gosh.

And walk down the aisles of the mall so that 'I have to have like flashbacks of bad

Okay?

Now if you can latch arms in groups of two, three, maybe, and still leave

But when we start to become A' block, This is A' problem.

'I was confronted with my own adulthood in that moment.

Like, what do you say?

You know, and 'I think 'I just kind of like got there and 'I probably, you know, was like ugh.

And then they kind of dispersed and maybe like laughed like, ha, that old lady

But anyway, like is this annoying?

Am 'I the only 1:00 AM 'I A' School mom here on my own on this Grinchy holiday Complaint.

'I mean this Complaint has literally like splintered off into

But then when you said these kids were addressing you as old lady,

Well, first of all, it reminds me instantly of that.

One scene in mean girls when they're all walking in A' row down the hallway

'I.

Forgot about that.

but like of course, I'm sure we've discussed this, it's similar when you're

And then you use the word blockade, which made me think of ez, where you should just start singing.

Do you hear the people sing?

And they're not gonna know what you're talking about cuz you're in Los

would've been so good though.

'I should have done that.

'I know we've discussed this because spacial awareness makes me so angry.

It, it is like A' matchbook ignition for me, like zero to 100.

The nons spatial

You were gasoline.

me, yes, the block A' is gasoline for me.

and it's especially something in that teen years that like you just really, you're not A',

And 'I get it.

Like 'I get that feeling.

That's why I'm like, 'I don't wanna be A' school mom.

Cuz 'I know what it's like to have that independence and like be in your

And you're developing your personality and it's fun to get lost in all of that,

Well, especially when you're like in that teenage preteen era where you're

So you have this first expression of freedom and you're just so consumed with just Jason.

Like my hair.

Did you see what Brian put on TikTok?

Oh my gosh.

She looked at me.

It's like they're not concerned with the old lady that needs to get into Mac.

exactly, exactly.

Macy's, A'.

Such an old lady store and 'I.

Love it.

'I love shopping there.

'I mean the only like decree that should come from this Complaint

We all are sharing planet Earth.

It doesn't

do you, do you like have the conversation with one of your

Okay.

'I don't even want to say, do you?

This isn't even A'.

A' do you ba boo.

This isn't, doesn't even qualify.

It's like Sure do you up against the wall.

You mother.

I'm so mad.

Oh my God.

'I.

Love you, Trey.

All right, Trey, now that you're so mad, 'I just wanna give you the gift of being

So let's hear it.

What are you gonna Lodge A' complain about this week?

Well, I'm gonna take this rage and I'm gonna copy and paste it

, have you ever gone and done liker V and then like an old copy paste that you did

My computer doesn't remember my passwords, but it sure does.

Remember my old copy paste.

oh my God, yes.

It makes me so angry.

Wh why do you remember something?

And it happens between devices because now it's like copy pasting, retrieving

Oh, wow.

'I didn't know that that was A' thing.

Oh, it's amazing.

It'll do it like from your phone to your computer, all of that.

But like 'I don't need to know.

You know, 17 tops from Macy's, which 'I like copy pasted The last time 'I was sitting at this desk.

It makes

This episode is not sponsored by Macy's

We are not Macy's, even though it is Christmas,

even though it's Christmas.

Yeah.

real talk.

Have you ever encountered that?

Totally.

And you know, this is such A', funny Complaint because it's something that 'I definitely

So kudos to you like good one.

'I also hate, you know, when you like copy something but for whatever reason it doesn't

Have you ever copy pasted but realized you just highlighted

That's always

like you click and then you click off and then you

And then it's like this miniature solo shame where you're

How did 'I forget?

control C?

Right?

Or maybe you didn't forget.

And the computer was just like, gotcha.

Gotcha.

A'.

Little stupid human.

Uh, wait, do you,

think they're fighting back.

Yeah.

real, real dividing question.

Do you control C, control V or do you right click?

Oh, 'I.

Control C, control V, all day, every day.

'I mean right clicking just feels like A'.

Total waste of time.

Well, you know, 'I, Ooh, 'I.

Just thought of A'.

Really good Royal Highness.

Well, you know, now that I'm sitting here like working from my desk, like 'I never

So 'I, it's just too much trouble to take it all down.

Because 'I have an actual desktop set up.

'I have an actual mouse and I'm, so I'm back to the right click.

Yeah.

It's really like A' lot quicker for A', lot of things.

oh, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna say in my Control C.

Control V

But 'I get that when you're on A' track pad on A' laptop,

Well, 'I have A' Mouse, but it's not like A' double click Mouse.

use A' Mouse and you don't.

Oh, so

but it's A' Single Click Mouse.

It's

But can't, isn't there some way to do it?

maybe, but like it 'I don't feel like I'm well-versed enough in it.

Like whereas the keyboard, it's just like A' boom, bam boom.

Yeah.

'I have an extra keyboard that's not attached to my laptop, obviously.

And there is A' screenshot key.

Yeah, like this.

We're showing each other everyone.

Do you have the new merit keypad on the right?

No 'I have the 'I.

'I do have all the apple stuff.

Okay, so this will really show up later in life.

But 'I am so attached to everything being Apple, but A', lot of it's very

So 'I, this is 'I.

Don't even know what brand this is, but it has the little, um, keypads on the right

numbers.

girl.

Anytime 'I am doing spreadsheets or like taxes, it literally expedites tax work.

So cra 'I can't even tell you.

ChelseyBD.

It is such A' game change.

it for that alone.

And then there's also the screenshot picture.

So 'I just push it.

It is.

It's such A'.

Time saver.

Anyway, we've become A'

wow.

We've really diverged, uh, from the

Speak about being old people here.

We are

Here we are, we're like, we can't even remember what we're doing anymore.

All right.

What are we doing, Trey?

Why are we here today?

well, we are gonna celebrate the holidays and we are going to channel our

Woo.

We shall.

Review, That, Review.

As you know, we are your trustee.

Review Queen.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review.

We break it down and we rate the impact of the review on A' scale from

It's A' very regal process that ChelseyBD and 'I love to call.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

We are the Review Queen.

This is our opinion.

. Trey, what do you have for us today?

Let us know.

Well, alright, so 'I, want everyone to know, I'm actually

I'm going to, I'm gonna right click and I'm gonna get info and, okay.

So literally on March 6th, 'I found this review and it has sat on my

Feel you girl.

That's A' commitment.

It's Christmas themed, but I'll tell you what, 'I don't think it's entertaining enough

So then 'I was like, okay, what just rings and screams Christmas?

When 'I, think of December.

'I.

Think of Christmas commercialism, which makes me think of.

The radio city, Christmas Spectacular, featuring the Rockettes, which 'I

So 'I was like, 'I really feel like 'I.

'I used up the Rockettes in A' way that didn't actually address the Rockettes.

So 'I went to TripAdvisor.

It's very challenging to.

The radio city, Christmas spectacular featuring the Rockettes because what

So it's like Radio City, musical, Christmas spectacular, featuring

It's like what?

It's like these like.

Packages that people purchase.

So 'I found the Rockette experience, which is something you can add on.

It's 'I actually have done it and you get to go like 40 minutes before the

Oh wow.

It's very cool.

In the midst of reading the reviews, none of them were about that backstage tour ChelseyBD.

Okay.

So people do not know

is like A' landing page.

Yes, people don't underst.

Which is kind of A' problem within itself that they should address, but

or maybe it's on purpose.

maybe, oh.

'I am gonna be sharing A' four.review from TripAdvisor on

Okay, this is A'.

This is A' challenge.

So 'I can see that they're from Charlotte, North Carolina.

Oh, okay.

it's NC Hokey Gal oh one,

Ooh.

which like, it looks like it's saying Choki Gal,

Oh, but you think it's like North Carolina.

Hokey girl.

What is A'?

Hokey.

Hokey.

Isn't hokey like crazy?

Like, oh, you're so

You're so hokey.

Oh yeah.

Or you do the hokey, hokey and you turn

Oh, the hokey Pokey

But 'I think hokey means like, like crazy,

like, yeah.

It's like, oh, he was so hokey.

'I think should 'I look this up,

What is hokey?

Hokey?

It was A'.

Little

Hokey is A' Goodhearted, slightly hokey song.

How could you use hokey in the

How do you use it in the,

That is

never done A' spelling bee

A', hokey country Western accent.

Okay, that's not defining you.

You're

It's A'.

Little hokey 'I feel like comedy sometimes is described as hokey.

Oh, obviously contrived.

Corny.

Yeah.

Corny, phony, 'I.

Think.

Okay, so

We got their corn ball.

That's A' synonym.

cornball.

such A' corn ball.

You hokey corn ball.

'I.

Don't know

So then this is written by North Carolina Hokey Gal oh one.

Okay.

Wow, that's A' mouthful.

'I.

Just wanna quickly interject that.

This is really funny that we're talking about this because as one of my niece, Sherry's.

Uh, Hanukkah presents my mom bought her, the American girl Throwback to

Whoa.

dinner at American Girl and then like A' Rockette show, and may or

Yeah, you get to do A' A' step and repeat with A' Real

Yes.

Yes.

And your American girl doll in this example

And you get to see the room that

where it happens,

there's like A' private apartment that whoever built Radio

Oh, that's cool.

and like it's really cool.

Anywho.

All right, so here we go.

North Carolina Hokey Gal oh one s four.

Review of the Rocket Experience.

Okay.

The subject is wonderful show disappointing services slash souvenirs.

Hmm.

Okay.

was written December, 2018.

This show was A' Dream of.

'I had always wanted to go see the Rockettes.

The show was great.

'I read A'.

Lot of reviews saying the line to get in was terrible and lots of

'I found the line to be the opposite.

We arrived an hour early as the email stated, we were inside with time to use the restroom,

That's when the less than great part of the night.

The line to get refreshments was awful.

The lady and the gentleman both seemed disoriented and not prepared to be working.

The refreshment stands we were in the short.

Sorry that hits.

That.

Hits close.

Okay.

We were in the shortest line and still stood in line for over 10 minutes.

To get two waters and two Sprites,

'I.

Sprite is capitalized.

We then ventured to the souvenir stand, how?

Lackluster only way to describe the selection.

'I was prepared to spend A' fair amount of money.

'I didn't buy one thing.

'I don't want.

A'.

T-shirt, 'I don't need A'.

Key chain.

God.

There was no advertisement that programs were available for purchase.

'I would've liked to have bought one, but 'I was never told that that was an option.

'I wanted the snow globe, but not for the $75 price tag.

'I ended up purchasing two ornaments from one of the Christmas stores in town,

'i.

to one day return to see the show.

Let's just hope they have improved on the services and souvenir selection.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, it's A'.

You know how close the home, this review hits for me and you?

A'.

Yeah, so full

got it.

We got A'.

Yeah.

ChelseyBD

and 'I, not at the same time, nor at the same theater, but

when we first graduated from college.

We both worked for the same exact company that staffed bars and

So we were the people that were giving out the concession, the, the concessions.

We won't say the name of the company, but it involves the word.

Yeah, so 'I feel, it's hard for me to not think that this is A' Karen, because 'I worked at Mary

where I'm doing pre-filled drinks for the show and right before the audience comes

'I basically domino down an entire row of Diet Coke, and then that

So now In addition to being like completely drained and wet, the money that 'I have to

At the theater and he was just like mopping behind me as 'I was trying to make it through A'

Like this is something that both happened to me in real life.

And is now A' recurrent?

Yes, that is A' real

'I was like, this is so specific of A'

No, no.

That's A' real story of something that happened to me and now it's like A' nightmare of mine.

And the whole irony of it is that the pre pores for intermission happen

Stick so gentle.

And then the end when you're trying to put the like lids on everything, cuz everything

It's like super.

And it's, and then as soon as that ends, you know, the rush is coming.

So it's nightmarish.

It is so hard being A' bartender.

At these places like 'I, don't know if it's this way at Rock Hats 'I, I'm sure it is.

Everything has to come in like A' souvenir cup.

Do you remember that?

Yeah.

So like even if you 'I mean for us at least, it was like even if you ordered A'

So like everything takes time.

Like even if you're just coming to buy Sprite.

And then also everything is so expensive, like not my fault, 'I work there.

So, Every single person that you interact with beyond like being like, 'I want

You're like, it's, you know, $30 and they're like, $30 for two waters, it's 30.

And you're like, yes, ma'am.

It's $15 A' water.

Or you can like go down the block 'I don't know what to tell you.

Like do you want it or do you not want it?

You know?

And like that slows things down.

So 'I, just 'I have to leave room for the carum of all of this review to be that like,

There's like one or two people that are working back there scrambling and it's A' lot.

You know, this is the anxiety that that 'I think encapsulates it.

So anyone that is just hearing and doesn't have the experience, so you just have to imagine, first

So it's the same exact experience.

To, to get A'

Going in

but this is, but with your imagining, also consider this, why it's so

on both sides, like right before it's gonna start and intermission.

And everyone has the exact same deadline, so everyone has

So it's, it's such A' compressed cacophony of anxiety, stress.

It's, it's such A' specific anxiety.

It

Yeah, and if like someone happens to roll out in the middle of the show cuz

We can have A' whole talk at the bar cuz nobody's there in the middle of the show.

But at these times, uh,

Well, 'I, remember when we went to see Cheer Live that was at like the p and

But it's like, Eh, that's like the gig, like, you know, you're gonna have to wait

just, it's part of the gig.

And also like, so we've obviously, we've just spent A', lot of real estate sort of roasting

Can we just call her north?

Can we just call her North Carolina?

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Is that fine?

North Carolina, we haven't even begun to get into the souvenir chapter,

Trey, I'll let you start

Well, okay, well 'I so, so 'I do feel like 'I can see both sides of this

But like North Carolina begins with the fact that this experience has been so much

But it is also A' brand.

And so it's the same as like when you go see Madonna in concert, like you are

But like, it's just so funny to me that like you want A' souvenir, but

'I mean.

That was crazy to me.

Like, okay, pull of the audience 'I.

Maybe we'll remember to put this on Instagram before this airs.

Don't hold us to it, but pull of the audience.

Okay.

If you saw A' T-shirt in A' Souvenir Shop, would any part of your brain be surprised?

Yes.

Or.

'I.

Don't understand.

is that, your honor?

How is that A' piece of evidence?

Like that is just so crazy to say.

'I visited the souvenir shop and 'I was mad that there was A' t-shirt there.

'I would be mad if there wasn't A' t-shirt there.

Like how could there not be?

A' T-shirt

'I know it's the most obvious merchandise, but I'm wondering

crazy.

what did North Carolina want?

She wanted the snow globe.

She didn't wanna spend $75 for it.

'I know, but what was she like?

Second poll of the audience.

How much would you expect A' A' Rockette Snow Globe sold at the

To be

Well that's A'.

Good question because going back to Cheer, which was months ago, 'I don't know why 'I

And David was like, well, how did you think they were gonna be cheaper?

I'm like, $50 for A' T-shirt.

So to me, A' Snow Globe

'I was like $75.

That's like 'I.

'I thought A'.

Hundred 'I Mean 'I.

Don't know.

It didn't seem like, she didn't say it was A'.

Tiny snow globe.

So A' hundred bucks.

Like 'I don't know.

Like those things are expensive.

So to me it's just kind of odd because it seems like the merchandise, they did actually

North Carolina saw the snow globe and was like, 'I want you boo.

And then didn't wanna pay the the ticket price.

You know?

Okay, hold on.

I'm going back to the services again.

Because the subject is disappointing service slash souvenirs.

But like, and they also reference how they've seen, and this does like proliferate.

All of these reviews

Right.

like people missing the beginning of the show because they're in line, they're

And it's like so many people talk about that.

So why would your brain not then go to the fact that like, oh, it's probably gonna

Like if the line to get in is that bad, don't you imagine?

It's A'.

You're gonna be waiting.

It sounds like what happened was they got there an hour

Actually, when they said that 'I starred that, well, 'I starred the hour thing multiple times.

Cause 'I was like, this is actually really good information because maybe A'.

Somebody's gonna sign up, they're gonna get the email, they're not gonna read it.

'I thought it was sort of queenly that North Carolina mentioned this one hour

'I was like, okay, good for you.

Like they said, come an hour early, you came an hour early and there

Maybe for like the masses of people thing.

but 'I think the, the like anxiety or whatever you wanna call it came because they got there

But the reality is who are the people in line for concessions?

The other people that read the email boo,

Right

like that's it.

'I mean 'I actually went to see the Rockettes.

Probab 'I.

'I.

It was probab.

You know what?

It probably was 2019, so it was probably the following year.

and 'I did the pre-show thing.

So like 'I, 'I got in, you know, but.

The reason that the lines are so crazy is because they literally do four or five shows.

A' Day and Radio City was built so long ago that there's only two entrances and

So like you can't funnel cuz it's such A', humongous venue that it's just these two

So, . It's just A' problem, like no matter what the show is.

So there's part of me that feels like anything you go to at Radio City is gonna have this issue.

So 'I, I'm just feeling A'.

Little split here because it's four stars, which 'I think is, is generous.

But like, can you really take

A'

cuz they, everything they say Wonderful show.

The show was great.

'I would love to see the show again.

One day.

It's like you're taking A' whole star off because you.

In line for concessions.

And you were disappointed with the souvenirs.

Like, are you going to the show for the souvenirs?

Are you going for the show that you said was wonderful and great?

'I Dunno.

'I.

Think I'm sort of slid on it cuz 'I 'I feel like the messaging feels A' little bit skewed

You know like it's okay that you're like, my experience going to Rockettes

It was four 'I.

Love to give it five stars because the show is phenomenal.

'I have to take one star, one dot away.

Because 'I had A' kind of bad experience, just like getting through the lobby, trying

But other than that, the thing was great and that's why I'm giving

Think if the review had been delivered that way, we wouldn't be feeling this

But 'I just think it's weird because it's so negative.

Like so much of the review is so negative.

It's almost surprising that it's A' four daughter review because it's so complaining

DOT review.

So the fact that it's still for dot, even though North Carolina has spent so

A', little bit 'I think,

'I agree with you.

Yeah, because you're right cuz the whole experience is like it is the radio city Rockettes.

So like, but yeah.

Because like 'I feel like 'I love the Hollywood Bowl, but getting

So like you should know that before going there.

You know what, 'I.

Right.

And 'I wanna highlight that even though this is seeping in negativity, they do sort of say

right?

Which 'I, don't know if 'I like that almost felt like more of A'.

Oh my God is A' Karen.

You know what 'I mean?

yeah, 'I,

'I just kind of hate that.

Like 'I had A'.

Lot of money to spend here.

Like if you had so much money to spend, then you would've bought the $75 Snow Globe.

Am 'I being like ignorant.

You know what it is, 'I, it's occurring to me.

So 'I, I'll say it's occurring to me that there's A' lot of, um, entitlement in the way that North

They felt like they shouldn't have to wait in A' long line.

They were in the shortest line, but it still took the longest.

The lady and the gentleman didn't know like how to be doing it and then like the souvenirs were

Yeah.

It's like if you don't like it, like if you, if you got on the line and you were

'I don't know.

yeah, but 'I feel like once you're in, you're not gonna

Right.

So it's like, if it's not worth it, if it, you'd rather be dehydrated.

All right.

Or go to the water fountain.

or go to the water fountain.

Well, that's probably beneath 'I.

Don't know.

I'm getting defensive.

'I.

'I feel defensive too though.

But not even for my, not even for the concession workers.

Just sort of like, it's just sort of like what?

Like the whole 'I don't know.

So valuable, new, unique information.

'I mean it is, um, unique here.

Yes.

Cuz most of the reviews are about, first of all, this is supposed to be about the.

Behind the scenes tour, which it's not, but all of the radio city Christmas spectacular

We're not gonna dig North Carolina for this not being about the experience

Right.

Fair, but like, but it is unique because it's not about the crazy

It's actually like now about how crazy the concession line is.

Yeah.

Which 'I think is again fair.

Like if you're coming in from North Carolina and you know, shade being thrown.

But if you're coming in from somewhere else and you don't know Broadway or you

Like listen you, you've been hearing about the long line you're gonna wait

And there's also gonna be A', limited amount of souvenirs, and they're gonna

Spelling grammar is pretty good.

'I, are they being truthful?

Shady?

'I think they're truthful.

Yeah, but 'I think it probably did take A' long time.

And 'I.

Maybe they don't have the largest variety of souvenirs.

'I don't

threw A' little shade at those two concession workers.

Okay.

Yeah,

There was A' little shade in there.

'I mean.

'I.

Think that it's shady, but 'I think it's truthful to North Carolina.

Agree.

Common experience, 'I.

Don't know.

Uh,

'I.

Well, 'I don't know.

In the in between on that one,

Humor.

'I was, 'I was

was laughing A' lot but 'I don't know if it's because 'I

But like, okay, let's say you read this.

It's A' four.review.

Is this gonna impact whether or not you're gonna go see the show?

'I mean it's A' four.so 'I think again, it's just confusing the way

I'm using A' Double negative, but like 'I don't think that if 'I read this review,

But 'I also don't think that North Carolina's review is trying to dismiss people of

To see the show,

'I.

Mean 'I.

Just wanna say here, North Carolina obviously lives in North Carolina.

So like wouldn't you 'I understand wanting to buy swag or merch at the actual event,

'I.

Mean 'I.

Just think the point of that is the reason why it's $75 or the reason why these things are

So it's like either you care about that or you don't.

But 'I guarantee you your ass.

If you go to A' rockets.com or whatever the fuck, you're gonna be able to

That's A'.

Authentic.

right.

Good point, Trey.

Good

are coming out.

All right, let's, let's Crown.

'I.

Feel ready

Yeah.

Oh, why 'I?

Oh, heated.

All right.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

The Queens are Tabulating to school.

Okay, I'm holding up two and A' half crowns.

Trey's holding up three and A' half crowns.

'I went with my middle of the road.

'I think that at the end of the day, this doesn't negatively impact the Rockettes, and

So 'I don't think there was A'.

Lot of damage done.

That being said, 'I feel like it was A', little unbalanced at how much

Uh, and the souvenirs, like the t-shirt thing was very strange.

There was A', lot of stuff that felt very specific to North Carolina and not general to me.

So for that reason, 'I went with two and A' half crowns.

What about you, Trey?

Why three and A' half?

Was it because of the North Carolina of it all?

Yeah.

You know, 'I, 'I just felt like 'I.

'I went with three and A' half cuz it's strictly right there in the middle.

And 'I, 'I 'I don't, it's just so perplexing that.

When you think of the radio city Christmas spectacular.

I'm thinking about the show.

I'm not thinking about the concessions.

So it's just so interesting.

But they made it A' force for dot because the show like 'I don't know.

I'm also someone that doesn't 'I, don't 'I don't want to pay A' lot of money at concessions.

So 'I don't go to concession stands.

Like, I'm not trying to like clink around my ice while I'm watching

Cause again, I'm aware of spacial awareness, so,

Back to that.

'I just A' three and A' half because 'I think it's A'.

Little like unnecessary and not helpful, but like 'I understand that it's

So I'm sort of like, sure, like I'm sure this is valuable to some people.

'I recognize, wanting to have like A'.

You know, A' Radio City Rocket, Christmas Tree Ornament or something maybe.

So 'I think it's probably very valuable to whoever runs the merchandising for the Rockets.

But as far as like if I'm going to see the show, maybe it is helpful to know that like 'I need 'I.

There's 'I, there's gonna be A' line on the inside as well.

So get there as early as possible and be patient is the takeaway.

Love that.

Really like this review by North Carolina.

Good choice.

Trey.

Oh, thank you.

'I.

Wanna say that the theme of this episode appears to be spatial awareness,

Well, you know, Santa can't fit down that chimney if he doesn't.

Assess the spatial awareness of that tight chimney

or, yeah.

Do some sort of magic to make it.

You know, bigger for the moment or whatever it is.

'I don't know.

'I think that's what happened in Santa Claus.

Like the movie, like if they didn't have A' Fireplace one would appear.

Oh yeah.

There used to be A' story when 'I was growing up that you could, he would touch

Yes, that's, yeah, that's what he does.

He touches the side of his nose and A' and A'.

Chimney appears,

Well, all right, Queens, that's it.

We have reached the most regal portion of our show,

yes.

Woohoo.

Are you inducting today for.

My Royal.

Okay.

Che, Woohoohoo and A'.

Ho, ho, ho to you.

'I want to induct today and 'I think we might have done it before, but 'I don't

Then 'I wanna induct all the postal workers.

'I wanna include within that ups, FedEx, Amazon delivery.

Everyone who is just working their tushies off to get all the presents

Mmm.

To make so many households have wonderful holidays enable me to be able to

We really like would not be able to function in so many ways without them

So 'I think this is A' really good time to acknowledge them.

Maybe put A', little bit of A' tip in your mailbox for your regular.

Male person and just think about them during this holiday season.

'I think there's so many times when we get so upset because A' package wasn't

But the reality is the postal offices are so overworked during this time, so now more than

No 'I.

Totally agree.

You know, this is so funny because you know, A', couple of episodes back, 'I was

In order to get that A' thousand dollars rebate, 'I had to put it in A' box and like send it off.

'I had to go to A' post office and the person was like, 'I was like, Hey, 'I have to do that.

'I don't know, can 'I wait?

And she was like, oh, it's like it's paid for already.

And 'I was like, oh my gosh, thank you.

And like, you know, she probably was like, what an idiot.

But 'I was like, thank God you like, knew that.

But it did make me stop to be like, oh, because 'I have this cultural agreement that

I'm gonna wait A'.

Really long time.

There's such A' story attached to what it means to be A' postal worker.

And so, yeah, let's stop that.

Let's spin it around and think, you know, if it weren't for them, We would

I've never met A' Pony in my life.

I'm never, yeah.

'I don't like to ride horses and 'I don't want to do it.

No.

'I mean.

'I.

Just wanna show gratitude.

And not to beat A' dead not to beat

Oh, A'

not to beat A' dead Pony, but the world today really revolves around deliveries.

The world today really does.

Sorry.

'I just had A'.

'I just had A' brain moment with A' dog and A' pony show.

'I thought we talked about it, but 'I think 'I spoke about that with somebody else.

What's A'?

A' dog and pony show.

Isn't that when you like enough with A' dog and

Enough with the dog and pony show.

Yeah, enough with the dog and pony show, but gratitude to all the male workers.

And this was A'.

Super fun episode.

'I really love this review, Trey.

Good job.

I'm gonna have to give my mom some tips when she goes to the Rockettes with my niece

A'?

'I can thank North Carolina for that.

Well, 'I may know one of the Mrs.

Clauses in the

Oh wow.

Oh, 'I have A' Mrs.

Claus story for the after show.

All right, well let's get there.

So we did A' Queen.

That is another round on the r u A' rq Ferris wheel of,

Hey sis, it's Christmas.

You can cross me off of your wishlist.

Call Santa Claus 'I.

A' misses.

We gonna have the.

'I.

Love that.

No, but it's great.

'I.

Love it so much.

Who is it?

Any guesses?

'I have no idea.

Is it?

Little bow wow or something.

That's really funny.

Wait, but 'I don't.

'I don't want to exclude.

Ha.

He really emphasizes that

Hot A' 'I.

Really want A' jelly donut now.

Ugh, 'I want A' jelly donut?

So the singer was RuPaul and

It was, no, sorry.

Play that again.

And the Hanukkah is the Maccabees.

Okay.

This is RuPaul's song.

It's called Jesuses.

It's Christmas,

Hey sis, it's Christmas.

You can cross me off of your wishlist.

Call Santa Claus 'I.

A' misses.

We gonna have the best Christmas ever existed.

you said Lil Bow.

Wow.

Bow.

Wow.

What was his song?

What was his?

Isn't he just Bow?

Wow.

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'I thought maybe it was when he was little.

Ok.

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Okay.

'I not the best with music.

Okay.

was his song?

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'I

'I.

Wet My Hair Back and forth.

Oh, is that him?

Oh

No, that was Willow Smith.

Stop doing this to me.

I'm not good with music.

Okay.

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Wow.

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believe that he was like in your recess, 'I went off to just grab that name.

outta the no, like 'I.

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