1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,120 Hey, what do you want to drink? 2 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,440 Welcome in everybody. It's the craft beer republic. 3 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,320 Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. 4 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,960 I am Greg, and if he can still hear me over there, that's Flex. 5 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,440 Yeah, I came in hot man. Sorry about that. Yowza. 6 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,200 Just excited. Excited to drink a beer with my 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,960 my main homie Flex. It's been a couple weeks. 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,960 It has been a couple weeks and I needed a beer in me. So here we are. 9 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,600 It's not the only thing you needed in you. 10 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,640 You're not wrong there, my friend. But not a penetration. So. 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,000 But we are penetrating your ears and you can penetrate our social medias. 12 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,680 @Flex_me_a_beer underscores in between. 13 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,880 And of course, craft beer Republic. All one word. 14 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,250 Uh, lots to get to, I definitely did some beer research. 15 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:05,690 I feel like my research has been lacking. I got some research in. 16 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:10,610 Correction. My research is lacking. You are a stud. 17 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:14,650 Well, I'm back to stud status. I did a little traveling, a little 18 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:17,770 research, so we'll get to that also. Of course. Did some wine drinking. 19 00:01:18,130 --> 00:01:20,130 We'll talk about that. Classy motherfucker. 20 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:23,490 Iced some people, and, uh, we got some booze news. 21 00:01:23,530 --> 00:01:25,450 Oh, and a voicemail from our homie Pablo. 22 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:28,210 So we'll get to all that shit in a couple of few. 23 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:31,290 But if you don't mind, I'm going to crack open a little 24 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:32,610 hydration over here. 25 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:51,690 Out of my damn. Out of my beer. Out of my bed. Out of my. All right. 26 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:56,370 I am drinking Mountains Walking Mountains Walking brewery. 27 00:01:56,580 --> 00:02:02,580 Grazing Clouds. The hazy IPA 7% 20 IBUs has a 403 and 28 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:06,420 untapped with over 10,000 ratings. Wow. Pretty. 29 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,820 Pretty respectable, they say. Solid, hazy New England style 30 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:14,900 IPA brewed with Montana grown oats from Gallatin Valley. 31 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,740 Malt dry hopped with absurd amounts of. 32 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:29,980 Citra. Mocha and Galaxy. Think. Mingo. Mingo. Think. Mango. 33 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:34,740 Pineapple. Tropical juice bomb. Here we go on the schnoz. 34 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:40,820 I definitely am picking up some pineapple on on my nose buds there. 35 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:45,460 Oh. Nose buds. I like. Nose buds. Pineapple and fruity. Yeah. 36 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:51,660 Let's dig in the old jabroni. Jabber it up, my man. 37 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,270 So I am picking up mango. I am picking up pineapple. 38 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,910 I am getting the tropical fruit bomb. Or juice bomb. 39 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:03,270 It's actually really nice when you let it sit there on the tongue. 40 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,750 You pick up all these hoppy, fruity flavors. 41 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:08,110 Here's the one thing I'll say about this. 42 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:11,470 And I don't think this is Mountains Walking Mountains. 43 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:13,310 I keep fucking it up. You keep fucking that up. 44 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:18,670 Mountains Walking breweries fault. Uh, out of Bozeman, Montana. 45 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,630 Remember the last few weeks when I've had some Tavour beers? 46 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:25,750 I've talked about this, like East Coast flavor that I can't a certain 47 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:28,910 flavor. And the East Coast beers. Yeah. I can't really explain it. 48 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:32,750 It kind of presents itself as maybe, like a little bit of burn or warmth, 49 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:36,110 uh, or maltiness. And I'm having a really hard 50 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:39,630 time putting my finger on it. Uh, this one, I can taste all 51 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:42,190 the things I should taste, but I still get a little bit of 52 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:44,150 that on the back end. And this is clearly not from the East 53 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:47,110 Coast. It's from Bozeman, Montana. So I don't think it's an East 54 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:49,150 Coast thing. I'm pretty sure this is a Tavour 55 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:51,310 thing. I've heard that they don't treat 56 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:53,470 their beers with the greatest of respect. 57 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,440 I'm thinking that's got to be the case, 58 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,080 and I wish I could get it. Like. This is where you're getting all 59 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,800 of them from, right? Yeah. A lot of these beers I've had 60 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,960 recently, any of the ones that are basically not from California 61 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:10,000 have come from Tavour. And I think, I don't know if they're 62 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,800 running them through a fucking furnace or what, but I think they're 63 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:19,160 they're getting damaged a little bit. The can on date is, uh, five 64 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,640 months ago it was December of 24. You know, 65 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,600 it's one of those things where, like, is the freshest beer in the world? 66 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,240 No. Should it have a funny taste? Absolutely. No. No. 67 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,040 Worst case scenario, you lose a little bit of that. 68 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:33,120 Hoppiness. But but I'm thinking this. This has to be a Tavour issue. 69 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:37,760 Not so much a water issue or a East Coast issue, right? 70 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:41,680 Just a regional issue issue as an entirety. 71 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,320 Unless I just hate all water. Not from California or something, 72 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,720 I don't know. Half our water is not even from 73 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,560 the state anyway. Could be. I feel like you hate a good amount 74 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:54,890 of things. I hate lots of things. Water. Not from California. 75 00:04:54,930 --> 00:04:58,170 I mean, fuck you. Just put it on the list, man. 76 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:03,330 Right. You just made the list. That's a drop we need. 77 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:07,930 You beat me to it. We need that drop. Yeah. So I don't know what it is. 78 00:05:07,930 --> 00:05:10,690 I wish I could get, like, the same beer direct from the source 79 00:05:10,690 --> 00:05:13,890 so I could do some science with it. Um, I'm gonna have to see if 80 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:17,170 maybe I can find. Because I still have a few Tavour 81 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:20,690 beers, see if I can find, like, their counterparts in a in a bevmo 82 00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:23,130 or a total wine or something. How fun would that be? 83 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:26,610 Yeah, just to see, like. All right. Is this Tavour? Is it the beer? 84 00:05:26,650 --> 00:05:29,090 What is it? What's going on here? Because, you know, 85 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:31,570 we talked about this before. Total wine puts everything on a 86 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:35,250 shelf. Yep. And is not refrigerated. But I don't have this issue with 87 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:38,330 everything I get from Total Wine. Do they have a certain, uh, 88 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:41,970 area in total wines by you that have, like, local refrigerated beers? 89 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:46,330 So there is a fridge and there will be a certain amount you've got, 90 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,890 like your regular tallboy shit beers. Okay. 91 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:51,540 Your Bud Lights and all that stuff. And then you will have a certain 92 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:54,500 selection of locals, especially like local, local, you know, 93 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:57,740 from within the county because they probably brought them over in a 94 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:00,700 refrigerated truck or something, you know, and they keep them cold. 95 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:03,380 So yes, there are some cold ones. Okay. Just making sure. 96 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:05,860 All the Pliny stays cold. They have it in the back of the 97 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:09,460 fridge. Wow. Brilliant. Yeah. All the all the Russian river stuff. 98 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:12,220 So I was we were in there getting some, some supplies the other day, 99 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:14,340 and I looked to see what Russian rivers they had. 100 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,340 Of course, they had Pliny and they also had some of the sour and stuff. 101 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:20,140 And those tricky bastards put a price tag on. 102 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:23,060 Pliny was like seven bucks or whatever it was, but all the 103 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:26,540 sour bottles, no price tag. And I was like, I know some of 104 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:29,060 these are in the double digits, and if you're not going to put a 105 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,260 price tag on it, I'm not going to roll the dice. 106 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:35,340 Whoa. There you have it. Total wine. I, on the other hand, 107 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:38,540 would probably if I'm just getting like one, you know, 108 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:42,700 one bottle of each, I'll pay it. If I was in the mood for one, 109 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,980 if I'm like, oh, I really want that sanctification. 110 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:48,180 Yes, I would pay it because I know it's not going to be crazy marked up. 111 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:49,950 I'm within the state and all that stuff. 112 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:52,870 But to just randomly buy one when I wasn't really thinking 113 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,190 about it not going to happen. Not if you don't price it. 114 00:06:55,830 --> 00:07:01,190 Oh, I like your stern attitude, I really do. Very firm with. My. 115 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:04,470 That is some respect right there. So, anyways, uh, 116 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:07,910 get your shit together. Total wine. Uh, but this beer, I like it. 117 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:11,510 Other than that little weird flavor I get, which I'm attributing to 118 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:15,470 total or total to a Tavour, not to total one. So we'll see. 119 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:20,110 Like I said, did some beer research last week. 120 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:25,230 Yeah. Had to travel for work. I was up north in San Francisco 121 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:27,470 proper this time. Usually on like all around San 122 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:29,630 Francisco, this time in San Francisco. 123 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:35,870 Uh, a big shout out and fuck you to San Francisco Brewing Company. Okay. 124 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:39,390 So they're the they're the ones a few months ago when. 125 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:43,270 It's getting hot in here. I'll. I'll redeem it in a second. 126 00:07:43,270 --> 00:07:46,230 But a few months ago, they're the ones that we did that cruise out 127 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:50,040 in the bay, and it happened to be like Beer Week in San Francisco, 128 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,360 and we smuggled all those cans back. And I had. One. 129 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,640 So the guy gave you the cans and. Yeah, exactly. 130 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,800 Um, I decided to go check out the actual brewery because it's in 131 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,000 the historic Ghirardelli Square. It's the old Ghirardelli 132 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,720 chocolate factory, which they've. It's super old buildings, brick. 133 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,720 It's gorgeous. I love it, and they've turned it 134 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:09,800 into a bunch of business. You know, 135 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,960 there's a couple restaurants, there's San Francisco Brewing 136 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:16,040 Company and a couple other things. So, uh, I figured I'd go over there, 137 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:19,640 I'd check it out and, uh, get some dinner and all that stuff. 138 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,400 And I took the cable car. It was such a San Francisco 139 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,120 experience. Took the cable car all the way 140 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,120 over from my hotel, walked into the brewery, and they were closed 141 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,760 for a private event. Oh, that. Yeah. That's not their fault. 142 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,200 Well, it is because I checked their gram before I went over to 143 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:38,720 make sure they were open. Oh, you posted about it? Yeah. 144 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,640 You should post. Like, hey, we're closed today 145 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:46,570 for a private event. Yeah, yeah. So then I got dinner elsewhere 146 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,250 down there. And not this part. Not their fault. 147 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:51,530 I ended up having to, like, walk all the way back to my 148 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:55,010 hotel because the transit system went down in San Francisco. 149 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:57,850 What a time to be alive. I know, I was like, 150 00:08:57,850 --> 00:08:59,610 I could have the wife's like, why didn't you just Uber? 151 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:01,570 I was like, well, I kept expecting the streetcar 152 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:05,850 to show up, and it never did. Found out the next morning that 153 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:08,970 the whole system went down. So then the next night, here's 154 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:11,450 where they redeemed themselves. The next night, slightly, 155 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:16,370 I went back and I called first, and, uh, they were definitely open. 156 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:19,690 I had some beer, I had a flight. One of the beers I had was a sour, 157 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:23,450 and they gave it a nerds. Like the candy nerds, uh, rim job. 158 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:25,330 It was really good, actually. Cool. Kind of interesting. 159 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:26,970 I've never heard of that with the beer, but. 160 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:30,850 Yeah, it was a sour, fruity, sour thing, so it worked out well. 161 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,650 I had some food. The food honestly, 162 00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:37,130 was not that great. I had a chicken Caesar salad and it 163 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:40,410 had like a piece of chicken on it, but the beer was good. 164 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:42,210 I enjoyed the beer. So anyways, they slightly 165 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:44,460 redeemed redeem themselves. Did you get any to go? 166 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,380 Beer to go? No. Yeah. No. I think I still have a can from when 167 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:49,780 I stole it a couple of months ago. I then went to the Buena Vista 168 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:52,820 and got myself an Irish coffee, and it was delicious. 169 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:57,700 And then try to do our first wakeboarding trip of the season. 170 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:02,980 Tried to. Tried to. So what was not successful? Yeah. 171 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:06,980 What was the Achilles heel here? Uh, I don't know if this is just a 172 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:10,180 California thing. I think it is. You have to have your boat 173 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:13,580 inspected for muscles like. You know, 174 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:18,980 I needed some flex on the boat. Yeah, yeah. No. For aquatic muscles. 175 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:22,620 Uh, because I guess. Or. Yeah, well, some lakes have them and 176 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:25,380 some don't, and they don't want them. And so if you've come from a 177 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:28,940 lake that has them, um, they don't let you in their water 178 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:32,900 if your boat's not completely dry and has been dry for 30 days. Oh. 179 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:35,740 And we were taking in a different boat this time. 180 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:39,300 Uh, we we had a little upgrade in our boat situation over the winter. 181 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:45,190 And the last place that the boat was was test driven on, unknown to us, 182 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,870 a lake that was infested. And when we got up to the gate to 183 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:51,830 be inspected, they searched it on their computer like, oh yeah, 184 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:55,230 your boat was on Lake Castaic 28 days ago. You have to wait 30 days. 185 00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:57,870 We're like, we didn't know it was on that body of water. 186 00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:00,110 And we didn't know that body of water was infected. 187 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,190 Like, well, sucks for you. You're two days short. 188 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,590 That sucks. Motherfuckers. So, like, can't you spray it 189 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:09,550 with something? Jeez, that. Was why I was like, yeah, spray it. 190 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:13,750 Or I mean, it's completely dry. If there was an aquatic animal in it, 191 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:19,710 it's dead because the boat has been completely dry for 30 or for 28 days. 192 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:23,470 You assholes. Wild. Oh, it's so. They were really shitty about it, 193 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:24,870 too. I would have went home and started 194 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:28,390 researching, like how long mussels live out of water and. 195 00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:32,430 Then bring them the report. Right? They only last for 22 days. 196 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:35,190 Bitch could have just died. That shit right there. 197 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,720 You know how much you love your I. Yeah, there's no reception there. 198 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,200 I'd have been fucked. Uh, but anyways, 199 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,920 the good news about that is, since we have all those wine 200 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,760 memberships up there, we're in Paso. Uh, we got to do some wine tasting, 201 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,200 so we got classy. I did my my beer research, 202 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:55,000 and then I went and got classy with some some wine research. Hell yeah. 203 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,720 That was good. And I got to meet. I don't know if, you know, 204 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,960 my sister got married. Did you hear about this? 205 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:05,080 Uh, this is news to me. I thought so. I know you'd be disappointed and. 206 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,560 Didn't even know you had a sister. Uh, so this is. This is wild. 207 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:14,200 Yeah, I didn't know either. Uh, she finally popped out her kid 208 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:18,840 a couple months ago, and, uh, got to meet him. But most importantly. 209 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,480 He's the one that came out wearing a cowboy hat, right? Yes. 210 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:28,280 That is exactly on on March 16th. So he is dubbed stone cold, right? 211 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,720 My wife likes to make diaper cakes for for baby shower gifts. 212 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,200 Okay. What a nice thing to do. Diapers are expensive. 213 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,610 Diapers are expensive, and she makes it look really nice and it's fancy. 214 00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,810 And then within the diapers that are inside the cake, 215 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:44,530 she hides outfits that, you know, toys and that kind of stuff. 216 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,570 And then you have to take it apart and find all these goodies 217 00:12:46,570 --> 00:12:49,730 and diapers. Well, she texted me about the day 218 00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:55,050 before we went up there and was like, hey, um, do you think it'd be mean to 219 00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:59,130 slip some ices in the diaper cake? What a genius. 220 00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:01,530 Oh my God, I got so hard. I was like, you need to. 221 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:04,050 Well, she said nice. I said, slip two in there. 222 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:08,770 They can't be sharing this shit. Mom and dad need an ice. 223 00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:12,690 So, uh, got him to. Finally found it. She found a way to do it. 224 00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:15,690 Yeah, she took out a couple diapers, replaced it with a couple of ices. 225 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:19,610 We brought it up there. I'm so proud of Shannon. 226 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:23,450 Oh, I was so turned on. It was so funny because she. 227 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,690 My sister kept not opening the cake and like, hey, 228 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:27,010 you should open your cake. You know, like, 229 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:30,130 try not to be too pushy, like. Right, right. Right. Alert her. 230 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:33,130 So finally we got my mom to, like, get in on. 231 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:35,820 I was like, mom, you gotta tell Valdo. And she didn't know why. 232 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:37,820 I was like, you gotta tell her to open up the cake. 233 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,180 She's not opening the cake. We want to. 234 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,540 We want to see what's inside. And she goes, oh, yeah. 235 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,940 Hey, go open up your cake. Oh, okay. Fine. 236 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:46,140 So it's like, layered, like three layers of cake. 237 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,460 She takes the first one off and she's going through it. 238 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:51,860 And on the second layer you can kind of see the bottle cap poking through. 239 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:57,620 She gets the second layer, she's like, oh fuck. That's so great. 240 00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,780 It's like, call your husband. That might be. 241 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:06,580 The most unexpected ice job ever. Yeah, especially from Shannon, 242 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:11,260 because she is a nice person, unlike me. And it was 100% her idea. 243 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:14,500 Did you tell your sister whom? I just found out about? 244 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,580 That it was Shannon's idea. I don't remember. 245 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:21,020 Honestly, I should just. So she knows not to get me back, but 246 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:25,220 to get Shannon back twice as hard. Oh, I feel like she couldn't get 247 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:28,060 you back because you're just gonna expect it anytime they're around. 248 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,980 Yeah, like the last time, uh, Jack tried, her husband tried to get me. 249 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:34,670 He put it in my boat bag, but I saw it. 250 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:38,270 I was like, you saw it there. Do it. Well, 251 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:41,830 I saw him fucking with the bag. Oh. And I went, I'm gonna open this, 252 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:45,950 and there's gonna be an ice right here. Uh oh. There is an ice. 253 00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:50,030 Who knew that one doesn't count. Fucker! So that doesn't count. 254 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:54,030 No, I knew it was there. Oh, in that sense. Yeah. 255 00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:58,310 I saw him do it. I can't watch you do it and have 256 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:02,950 that count. That's true. You gotta. It's gotta be sneaky. Sneaky. 257 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:07,430 Unexpected. Okay. Fair enough. I'll allow it. Terrible job. Yeah. 258 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:10,590 So, anyways, uh, it was good times. Some some wine tasting. 259 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:15,430 Fortunately, no wakeboarding and lots of icing. What an amazing weekend. 260 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:18,470 Yeah. How about you? Any, uh, get drunk lately or 261 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:24,030 anything? Any research? I, I did a little beer fridge 262 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:27,190 cleanout, and that was only because I had, like, three beers left. 263 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,230 Sure, you wanted to clean out the fridge, and. 264 00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:33,160 You know, I've been cutting back, lowering the consumption of my 265 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,640 alcohol intake. Yeah, and I just wanted these 266 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,640 beers out of my fridge. Just been staring at them, 267 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:43,120 and it was two, 7.8%. And then top it off the cherry 268 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,040 on top. It was a 12%, uh, 269 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,840 barely edged out. Nice. And let me tell you, 270 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,200 I woke up the next morning. Oh, this is all the same day. 271 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,360 Oh, yes. Yes, it was all in the same day. 272 00:15:55,720 --> 00:16:00,840 Um, mind you, while I've been cutting back. Right. And a bit. Of a. 273 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:06,360 Lightweight quickly reminded me, uh, why I am dialing it back. 274 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,040 It was, uh, how was that? Next morning? 275 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:15,360 It was a no workout morning. Okay. And, uh, I could have used some, 276 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,720 but, uh, just real groggy morning till about, I don't know, 1:00. 277 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,960 Just nice, you know, that lingering headache and. Oh, I know it. 278 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,800 Well, uh, my stomach was good, stomach was good. So that was. 279 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,810 Yeah, I was happy about that. But, man, that headache just 280 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:34,650 kind of stuck around. And yeah. I don't know about you. 281 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:38,210 The older I get, the more it is a headache situation 282 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:41,210 and less of a stomach situation. I think I've been learning the 283 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,650 same thing. Yeah, I'll wake up and just like, 284 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:48,490 oh fuck my life, my head is spinning and blah blah blah, but there is no 285 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:52,570 throw up on the horizon whatsoever. But you also can't throw up away 286 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:56,170 a headache. No, it makes it worse, right? 287 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:59,490 You could throw up away a stomachache. Exactly. 288 00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:02,610 But not that headache, man. It's just gonna sit there. 289 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:04,850 I mean, there's been plenty of nights where I was throwing up 290 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,210 away a little bit of drunkenness and then just kept going. 291 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:10,130 Well, we've all been there. We've all had those boot and rally 292 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:15,370 nights. That's what your 20s are for. I co-sign that 100%. Yeah. 293 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:19,730 If you are not, if you're not puking and rallying in your 20s, what are 294 00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:21,970 you doing with your life? Yeah. You're not even doing it, right. 295 00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:24,130 No, no, we don't. We don't want to. Know. 296 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,090 You should probably get new friends. Yeah. 297 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:29,860 Or your friends should get new friends for that. Yeah. 298 00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:32,100 They shouldn't hang out with you, you loser. Yeah. 299 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:34,980 Somebody has reached an impasse and right. 300 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,660 Needs a change of lifestyle. Exactly. Uh, all right, 301 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:42,660 before we get to voicemail action, let's find out what's going to 302 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:47,860 give Flex a hangover tomorrow. In a world where craft beer is king. 303 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:51,460 A world where muscles are bigger than growlers. 304 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:56,620 Only one tongue can guide us. One man, one tongue. 305 00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:02,900 One Tongue-jobber. In this world, we must find out 306 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:08,460 what is Flex drinking? I can see it's pretty. Yeah. 307 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:11,740 It's wonderful. Um. So I did my homework. 308 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:15,340 You know, I went out and I bought some beers. Mhm. I had no sick kids. 309 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:18,700 I had nothing holding me back. And I went golfing. 310 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:23,580 So it was easy to pick up on the way home from golfing. Yeah. Digging it. 311 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:29,430 So I got some beer brewing here. Oh, out of Fargo, North Dakota, 312 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:32,230 the old Nodak. And honestly, 313 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:37,150 I got this one purely for the name. Uh, it's called muscle for rank. 314 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:42,030 I can understand why. I have muscles. It doesn't have any muscles on the 315 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:47,670 can, but it's still it's got all these monster guys and looks like 316 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:53,670 they're competing for rank, you know, or. Camera time. Or camera time. 317 00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:56,670 You know, in one of his a sign, it says, uh, 318 00:18:57,190 --> 00:19:00,990 Mr. Drecker puts the E in stupid. I don't know, maybe that's maybe 319 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:04,150 that's like an inside joke. Yeah, I don't know, a little ghost 320 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:07,310 guy giving the middle finger. That's actually fucking awesome. 321 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,310 Oh, yeah. Up at the top. Yeah. That's amazing. 322 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:13,430 I do like my day. So this one. I love their cans, by the way. 323 00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:17,270 Not only the can art, but they have the kind of malt they use, the hops, 324 00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:22,270 the yeast. It's amazing. It is fun. Pale two row flaked wheat and, 325 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:30,520 uh chit chit chit chit chit chit chit chit chit. Yeah. Bullshit. 326 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:35,280 Then they used mosaic. Mosaic Galaxy and El Dorado. 327 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:41,440 And then their house IPA yeast. So 7% beer. Relatively new. 328 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:46,440 It's got under a thousand check ins. 3.9 on the old untappd through. 329 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,440 And it reads, uh, bursting with mosaic, Creole mosaic galaxy and El 330 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,080 Dorado hops muscle for rank is a brand new IPA that hits you with 331 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,400 a tidal wave of juicy mango and passion fruit with a citrusy punch, 332 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:05,120 but the real treasure is a strong candy peach flavor, a sweet reward 333 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:11,400 that lingers after each sip. Mm. A lot of talk there. Beautiful. 334 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:17,240 Gorgeous. Uh, bright yellow. Hazy. It says it's an American IPA on the, 335 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,960 uh, untapped brew. I don't know, it just looks like 336 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,850 a hazy. Maybe that's American. Uh, Yeah, baby. 337 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,930 Yeah, but that lacing too. It's just super sticky on the glass. 338 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,490 You can't even see through the glass because the lacing is so sticky. 339 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,530 No, it's perfect color. Dip the old nose buds. 340 00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:36,930 You're welcome for that. So here's the fun thing. 341 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,610 I've been experimenting with this beer a little bit because I opened 342 00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:44,970 it a little bit before the show. If you kind of take a little short 343 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:49,290 sniffs of it. Tons of mango. You take like, this big, 344 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:53,490 deep whiff in with your nose and you really, really get the 345 00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:57,530 passion fruit on the back end. So they nailed the aroma here. 346 00:20:57,530 --> 00:21:00,410 It smells wonderful. Definitely a little hoppy. 347 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:03,610 And you can almost smell like that hot burn coming from it. 348 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:07,810 But everybody knows by this point of the show I love that. Yes. 349 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:13,730 So without further ado, warm up the old Tongue-jobber and dive right in. 350 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:17,890 That's what everybody is. Tuned in for. Shockingly light body. 351 00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:21,580 Super shocking. I like the carbonation here. 352 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:25,780 It's like effervescent almost. And with that light body, I think 353 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:29,580 that works really, really well. If you get this carved up thick beer, 354 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:34,060 it just kind of seems unbalanced. So I think that's wonderful. 355 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:39,180 Not too much passion fruit and mango on the Tongue-jobber it 356 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:42,780 hits you with that citrus punch and then you get this. 357 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:48,140 Uh, it's not as rewarding as I would have liked, but that that peach candy 358 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,020 flavor that they said. Oh, yeah. That's your favorite. It's faint. 359 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,620 I love it, I really do, but it's faint towards the back end. 360 00:21:54,700 --> 00:22:00,060 I just wish it was as pungent as they said it was in the description. 361 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:03,220 But either way, I'm going to take it. Super solid beer. 362 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:07,260 A little bit lingering bitterness. All in all, I'd say three nine. 363 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:12,100 Super solid. Super duper solid. Collective score. Nice. 364 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:14,860 Sounds like a delight. Yeah. I'm excited. I'm sad. 365 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:17,380 I only got a single can of this, though. Oh, this one. 366 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,230 I would have enjoyed an entire four pack. 367 00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:24,550 But you and I were talking about how if you're not getting a local 368 00:22:24,590 --> 00:22:30,230 beer that you are familiar with, we said about 60 to 75% of the 369 00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:34,350 time you go with something new and it just it doesn't hit. 370 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:37,790 Yeah, the risk is too high. And then you got three more cans that 371 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,470 you kind of just gotta choke down, right? Yeah. 372 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:42,110 This is an off air conversation, right? 373 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:45,990 It was an off air conversation. Yeah, but. It bears being told again. 374 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:50,390 I mean, it's so true. Especially now. Nowadays, I feel like, oh, hey, 375 00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:53,470 look, I've heard of this brewery, and I want to check them out. 376 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:55,670 I've heard good things. I'll just get the four pack and 377 00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,990 dive right in. And then you get that four pack and 378 00:22:57,990 --> 00:23:01,390 dive right in, and, uh, big mistake. You got three beers, 379 00:23:01,390 --> 00:23:04,350 you got choke down. Or you get it from Tavour and 380 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:08,270 it's got some weird funk to it. There's that too weird, I don't know. 381 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:11,030 Went through a fucking kiln or something. Or. 382 00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:12,990 We're not saying don't try new breweries. 383 00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:17,320 Um, just try them one at a time. Yeah. Don't don't, uh. 384 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,000 We're such craft beer advocates. Don't buy a four pack. 385 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,880 Stop spending your money, people. Uh. That's terrible. 386 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,320 Fire us now. You're right. This is officially, like the big 387 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,440 Beer Republic now, right? Yeah, I know, little do they 388 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:40,080 know MillerCoors has been paying us for a year now to slowly tell 389 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,080 you to stop drinking crap. How funny would that be? 390 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,960 That would be, like, diabolical. Just build everybody up and then 391 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:50,840 just crash him down. Joke's on them. I only worked on Finland. 392 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,520 Yeah, we've been drinking high life this whole time. Yeah. 393 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,640 That's why we don't get drunk. Yeah, just drink water, basically. 394 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,400 Speaking of Finland, though, uh, I forgot to do our top listening city 395 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,320 of the week. Fremont, California. I thought you were gonna say Finland. 396 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,600 California. Finland. California. Oh, Fremont. Thanks. 397 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:15,010 I think that's up where Psycho Bear is. Okay. So, Summer, Somewhere. 398 00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:18,370 He's up there in the inn in the north. In the mountains? 399 00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:20,890 No, not at all. In the mountains. Oh, okay. 400 00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:24,050 Very much in the Bay area is at least Fremont is. 401 00:24:24,770 --> 00:24:27,130 You sing bear and mountains, I don't know. Oh, yeah. 402 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:30,090 Like, it goes really well together. It works. 403 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:33,530 I see where you would go with that. And a special shout out to the 404 00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:36,450 Netherlands. We had a ton of listens in the 405 00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:38,930 Netherlands last week. It wouldn't break it down by city 406 00:24:38,930 --> 00:24:42,690 like it does for the US stats, but it just did Netherlands and 407 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:46,850 we had a huge chunk of listens. So I. Netherlands. Yeah. 408 00:24:46,930 --> 00:24:51,250 Uh, I don't know why. Hi. Yeah. I don't know how you say hi in 409 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:54,650 Netherlands. Uh. Yeah. Hi. It's about. Yeah. 410 00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:58,050 So that's all I got for the Netherlands? Yeah. 411 00:24:58,050 --> 00:25:00,370 I guess I could have looked that up first. Really? 412 00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:02,970 Uh, really, really nice land you got over there. 413 00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:07,490 Yeah. It's, uh, it's pretty nether. Yeah. And Landy. Yeah, exactly. 414 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:12,050 We know so much. Uh. All right, let's listen to 415 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:14,500 somebody else talk for a minute. Here's your voicemail from our 416 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,660 friend Pablo. Hello. No one is available to take your 417 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,980 call. Please leave a message after the 418 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:22,620 tone. Hey, @CraftBeerRepublic, 419 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:25,220 this is Pablo. You know me on Instagram at 420 00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:29,620 Pablo H-34. It is 543 in the morning, 421 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:31,780 and I just listen to you guys on the way to work. 422 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:36,820 And I have to say, um, I'm very impressed by Flex 423 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:41,660 knowledge of Cinco de Mayo. History. That was pretty rad. 424 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:46,740 Um, as a Mexican American, I appreciate that he knew that. 425 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:51,500 But, uh, here's a random, uh, information about that. 426 00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:55,380 I believe in Greg. You can fact check me on this. 427 00:25:55,420 --> 00:26:00,140 I believe the reason Cinco de Mayo is celebrated a little more here in 428 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:05,140 the US than in Mexico is because in that little battle there where 429 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:09,420 the Mexicans defeated the French, they actually prohibited the 430 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:13,270 French from assisting the Confederacy during the Civil War. 431 00:26:13,950 --> 00:26:16,310 Now, I mean, imagine if they would have helped 432 00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:18,910 the Confederacy where we'd be now. Actually, 433 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:23,990 I think we're living it now. Anyway, just thought I'd give you 434 00:26:23,990 --> 00:26:27,710 guys that random information. Thanks for all the funny. 435 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:30,430 You guys are great. Listen to you guys every week. 436 00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:36,190 Bye. Damn, Pablo just made my day. Yeah. Mine too. Thanks, Pablo. 437 00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:38,750 I've told the story before. Years ago. 438 00:26:39,670 --> 00:26:44,350 The reason I looked up Cinco de Mayo is because my wife and I 439 00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:49,790 got married May 3rd, 2013. And we literally left for our 440 00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:53,710 honeymoon the morning, like, 5 a.m. May 5th, 441 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:59,190 and we went to Playa del Carmen. We were going to Mexico on Cinco de 442 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:04,710 Mayo, and we were in the cab from the airport, going to the resort. 443 00:27:05,630 --> 00:27:09,630 And the driver, you know, he's real nice talking to us. 444 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:14,280 Um, asking us why we're down there, what we're doing, and, uh, of course, 445 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,920 we told him, you know, we just got married, spending our honeymoon, 446 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,680 and then we were like, yeah, we're just really excited. You know? 447 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,360 We're really excited to be down here, you know, for Cinco de Mayo. 448 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,760 And it was just like you could hear a pin drop in that fucking car. 449 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,360 He's like, fucking. Like, 450 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:32,120 this guy just didn't care at all. He paid no mind to us saying 451 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,760 Cinco de Mayo. And we're just kind of like, oh, 452 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,920 that was kind of fucking weird. So then it stuck with me for, 453 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,400 you know, until we got back home from the trip and I did a little 454 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,480 research and looked into it, and I was like, oh yeah, 455 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:50,080 why would why would anybody want to fucking tout that and celebrate it? 456 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,960 Like that was, oh, it felt like such an asshole. 457 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:58,040 Well, and I applaud you for not being the typical American who 458 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,880 would be like, yeah, that's weird. And then brush it off. 459 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,000 You actually did your research and figured out why you looked 460 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,840 like an asshat. Well, I'm a keen observer of human 461 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,770 behavior. Yeah. Um, I'm. I'm. You know, I'm not a smart man. 462 00:28:10,810 --> 00:28:13,970 I'm really not. But I'm knowledgeable, right? 463 00:28:14,010 --> 00:28:18,050 So if I don't know something, or if I question something, 464 00:28:18,610 --> 00:28:22,450 I'll look it up, and then I'll absorb it like a sponge and. You retain it. 465 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:27,330 That's the most impressive part. I retain ish, you know, like, 466 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:30,010 I don't remember. If it's a movie. Quote, you'll remember it. 467 00:28:30,050 --> 00:28:35,810 Well, that's accurate, but you and Dan, um, I just try to, 468 00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:40,770 uh, you know, enlighten myself. You know, it's like the whole, 469 00:28:40,810 --> 00:28:47,330 uh, it's like my my, uh, ignorant Juneteenth story. I have a friend. 470 00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:52,050 His birthday is June 19th. Okay. And he would always call it 471 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:55,370 Juneteenth Day. And I thought he was just being 472 00:28:55,370 --> 00:28:57,770 an idiot and, like, making up his own day. 473 00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:02,770 And then I actually looked up Juneteenth day and found out what 474 00:29:02,770 --> 00:29:08,220 it was, and I was like, oh, damn, that's like a that's a fucking day, 475 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:13,900 man. That is a real, real day. Yeah. It's not just your friend's fake 476 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:17,060 birthday. Right. So then that's again something that, 477 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,300 you know, not a lot of people, it's been brought into light, 478 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:24,100 I would say like the last four years. Five years? Yeah. Really? 479 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,580 I think it was Covid when it really started popping up. Right, right. 480 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:32,820 So, uh, I felt good knowing that I knew what it was before it 481 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:36,460 started becoming like, you know, they really started throwing it out. 482 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:40,620 And I don't want to say media, but, you know, just putting putting 483 00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:42,740 it out there and it's like, oh, yeah, it made me feel good about 484 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:49,260 myself that I, you know, again, keen observer, curious person, 485 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:53,220 you know, figured it out. So yeah. I appreciate that about you. 486 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:57,220 That's a good it's a good quality to have. Hey. Thanks, man. Yeah. 487 00:29:57,260 --> 00:30:01,980 And, uh, just to follow up on what Pablo was saying, um, the whole 488 00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:06,110 by them defeating the French. The French were not able to help 489 00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:08,190 with the Confederacy. And that's why the Americans 490 00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:12,510 celebrate a little bit harder. I found some evidence in my 491 00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:16,190 research that that is true. As far as by them defeating the 492 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:19,150 French, the French weren't able to immediately come up and help 493 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:22,390 the Confederacy, which they had some financial interests in, 494 00:30:22,390 --> 00:30:25,990 the Confederates winning because they got all their cotton from the US, 495 00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:30,350 or a lot of their cotton from the US. And so initially they were going 496 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:34,150 to help the Confederacy by losing down there in Mexico. 497 00:30:34,470 --> 00:30:37,030 That set them back a bit. And then by the time they were able 498 00:30:37,030 --> 00:30:41,190 to like regroup and send troops, the Union was was pretty on top 499 00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:42,790 of things. And they're like, well, we're not 500 00:30:42,790 --> 00:30:45,830 going to fuck up that relationship. And so they just never did. 501 00:30:46,190 --> 00:30:48,550 As far as that being why we celebrate, 502 00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:51,790 I found no connections to that. Everything I found was just because 503 00:30:51,830 --> 00:30:55,750 American companies like to jump on any holiday and, you know, 504 00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:59,670 make it a hallmark holiday, basically. Yeah. Right. Right, right. 505 00:31:00,070 --> 00:31:03,280 So, um, but yeah, so there is apparently some truth to that. 506 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,440 It was. I had not heard that part before. 507 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,960 Cool. Thanks for the edumacation. Yeah, I had no idea about that. 508 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,880 Yeah. So 853 beer. If you guys want to smarten us 509 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,360 up to something, go ahead and leave us a voicemail. 510 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,680 Doesn't have to be beer related, as you can tell. Yeah. No, it's, uh. 511 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,800 You'll make my day. Yeah. We love the. We love the facts. 512 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,720 So, uh, speaking of facts, let's do a little booze news. Ooh. 513 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,520 I saw this as I was compiling news for the show, and I thought 514 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,040 I'd just read it for any of the brewery owners or operators of a 515 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,960 brewery that are listening. You know, like, 516 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,040 I know Ryan over at Malibu Brewing listens and all that stuff. 517 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,000 Um, I hear they have really great food. 518 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,720 They they do have some great food. You're not wrong about that. 519 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:48,280 The TTB, the Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, has opened its tax 520 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:53,360 simplification pilot program to brewers who file taxes semi-monthly, 521 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,760 quarterly, or annually. The new process combines excise tax 522 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:02,770 filing and operational reporting, which were previously separate forms. 523 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:06,530 If you want to participate, you must apply on the TBS 524 00:32:06,570 --> 00:32:10,810 website and then get accepted. The TTP expects to run the pilot, 525 00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:13,290 which launched April 30th, for at least a year before 526 00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:15,570 starting the rulemaking process, to make it permanent. 527 00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:18,570 So this sounds like an easier way to report all your shit. 528 00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:23,050 Um, so if you're interested, go to the TTP website and sign up for it. 529 00:32:23,090 --> 00:32:25,410 And you have to be approved to to get into it. 530 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:28,290 So you probably have to like, you know, pay all your taxes and shit. 531 00:32:29,610 --> 00:32:34,170 So if you don't if you don't do that, maybe don't report. 532 00:32:34,490 --> 00:32:40,250 Maybe go hide in a hole somewhere. So there's my there's my PSA for 533 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:43,170 the day. Here's an app. No one has asked for. 534 00:32:43,890 --> 00:32:49,250 Instacart has launched fizz. Ah, sounds like Drizly, 535 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:52,650 but with a new name. You are not wrong, my friend. 536 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:55,290 A secondary app that coordinates e-commerce. 537 00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:58,530 Delivery of snacks and drinks. Both beverage both alcohol 538 00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:02,220 beverages and non-alcohol for legal drinking age users who can 539 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:06,660 create and pay for group orders together for a flat $5 delivery fee. 540 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:10,540 It's tailor made for groups and includes the option to split payments 541 00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:14,860 based on who adds what to the virtual cart. Okay, that's kind of cool. 542 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:18,020 Yeah, and apparently you can, like, give someone access to your cart. 543 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:21,900 So be like, hey, I added my 12 pack of PBR. Did you want to add anything? 544 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:26,180 Okay, that's pretty neat, I guess. Don't hate that idea. 545 00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:28,820 But you could also just Venmo your homie ten bucks after the 546 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:32,220 beer shows up. Wow. That's true too. But I want app. 547 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:36,580 Okay, but then at least like the one person isn't responsible for like, 548 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:39,500 oh, all right, what do you want? All right. What do you want? 549 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:42,540 And then like, he's, you know, scrolling or searching or 550 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:46,100 however you go about this stuff. I get on board with that part. Yeah. 551 00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:49,260 So it's like around the party. Hey, what do you want to drink? 552 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,580 Right. It's not like, you know, 553 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:53,540 it's like you have a cookout and you're just like the one man man 554 00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:56,500 in the grill. Yeah. It's like, you know, it's like 555 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,030 you don't get to have any fun because you're just sitting there. 556 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:01,270 You know, if you like cooking, you're having fun, I get it. 557 00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:03,950 But, you know, you don't get to mingle. 558 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:08,430 So the bad thing for me is like, once I see there's a $5 delivery fee, 559 00:34:08,470 --> 00:34:10,670 no matter how much you order, I'm like, well, we gotta order a 560 00:34:10,670 --> 00:34:14,910 shit ton so we can get our $5 worth. Yeah, well, $5 delivery fee. 561 00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:18,990 Not that bad. Not the worst. Even convenience fees, like buying 562 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:22,310 movie tickets like that shit gets you. I know that's. Bullshit. 563 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:25,390 That's what really bothers me. Just cause I grind your gears. 564 00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:29,510 Yeah, it's like just cause I buy ahead on an app, I have to. 565 00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:32,470 I get a convenience charge. Like, I'm already paying a phone 566 00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:36,590 bill, you know, like I'm paying for the fucking movie. 567 00:34:37,230 --> 00:34:39,310 Like, it seems backwards. Like, don't they want you to do 568 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:42,030 it ahead of time so they can prepare for how many people are 569 00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:45,230 gonna be there. Versus. You showing up at movie time buying a 570 00:34:45,230 --> 00:34:48,710 ticket? Yeah, yeah, I don't get it. And then they have to staff less 571 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:51,830 people because you're buying it online and not the the counter. Yeah. 572 00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:54,750 And I mean the fucking like even McDonald's if you download the 573 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:59,040 McDonald's app. They give you perks for having 574 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,280 the McDonald's app. You accumulate points for ordering 575 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,440 stuff on the McDonald's app. Okay. Which I don't have, but was having a 576 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:10,000 discussion with somebody about this. Well, this kid was telling me, 577 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,400 you get 50% off any McFlurry if you order like a $6 meal. 578 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,280 You know, so there's like there's good in the app, right? 579 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,960 They want you to use it. Why the fuck am I paying a $10 580 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,320 convenience fee to buy movie tickets? Right. 581 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,200 I'll just show up and have to talk to a human being that you have to pay 582 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,760 instead. Yeah. It's dumb. It's dumb. That's why the movie industry is 583 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,240 not doing well. Yeah, 584 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:38,760 because they dumb as hell idiots. Uh, and speaking of things no one 585 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:44,040 asked for, constellation brands has launched Corona Sun Brew o. 586 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,880 The 4.5% citrusy line extension is brewed with. 587 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,680 I've seen this somewhere. Brewed with orange and lime, 588 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:57,210 orange and lime juice and peels, available in six and 12 pack bottles, 589 00:35:57,490 --> 00:36:00,170 as well as single serve cans. In addition to some brews. 590 00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:05,170 Roll out constellation is releasing Lime friendly 12 and 16 ounce cans 591 00:36:05,170 --> 00:36:09,610 for summer across all Corona Family pack sizes, so you can fit your 592 00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:14,090 line in Lime in the can hole is what that is because they're beer. 593 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:17,330 So shit, you have to add Lime you. Have to. Order to stomach it. 594 00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:22,730 It is gross. It is so gross. But on a related note, I guess to, 595 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:28,770 uh, Mexican lagers, um, uh, the modelo, they have that, uh, 596 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:35,250 Modelo Oro where it's like that lighter, like modelo is like 4.5%, 597 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:41,370 something like that. Okay, sure. This this, uh, Modelo Oro is 4%, 598 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:44,170 and it's only got like three grams of carbs or some shit like that. 599 00:36:44,210 --> 00:36:48,090 I've not heard of this. Uh, they they only had it in cans. 600 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:50,370 So this is the big thing. They only had it in cans, 601 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:53,700 like last year. I think he came out and I went 602 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:57,820 over to my in-laws for a mother's day and birthday dinner. 603 00:36:58,180 --> 00:37:01,500 My mother in law had it in bottles because we were doing like a taco 604 00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:07,660 thing. Yeah, it was fucking solid. Huh? I just found it. 605 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:13,260 Three grams of carbs, 90 calories. Yeah, and it was pretty tasty. 606 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:20,340 Like, it tasted like modelo. 4% ABV. Yeah. So it not bad. 607 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:23,180 Like, if you're gonna sit around and have, like, a, you know, 608 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,340 it's not a domestic cause it's an import, but, you know, like a. 609 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:29,660 Like a Mexican lager. Like a light. Yeah, like a Mexican lager. 610 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:32,660 Better than a fucking MC ultra, I would imagine. 611 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:36,220 Oh, much tastier and much more enjoyable. Yeah. 612 00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:39,940 I mean, that's not a not a high bar, but yeah. That's accurate as well. 613 00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:45,340 But but yeah, I love my modelo's or my modelo for Chew. 614 00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:48,420 I gotta say it like you much appreciate it. You're welcome. 615 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:52,350 It was really solid and I enjoyed it. And I just want everybody to know, 616 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:56,710 you know, so if you see it, you know, don't feel like you can't try it. 617 00:37:56,990 --> 00:38:01,230 If I can find a single somewhere because we don't buy packs. Yeah. 618 00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:05,030 Don't, don't don't buy whole packs. I will buy one and try it. 619 00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:08,470 Oh that. You could buy it. Just buy it and then buy. 620 00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:10,790 It's not. Craft. And then buy another craft four pack. 621 00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:17,550 For every craft beer that I buy, I have to buy a four pack, 622 00:38:17,590 --> 00:38:21,710 right? Craft. There you. Go. Monster. Yeah, exactly. 623 00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:25,550 Monster is continuing to ruin the alcohol category. 624 00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:30,150 Weak alcohol sales dragged on. Monster beverages quarter one part of 625 00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:35,510 confluence of factors that saw net sales drop 2.3% during the quarter. 626 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:40,350 Net changes in foreign currency exchange rates cost monster over 627 00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:45,390 $57 million in quarter one. Wow. But the company's sliding 628 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:47,710 alcohol brand segment is likely to draw more attention. 629 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:52,960 The division reported a $34.7 million in net sales during the quarter, 630 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:59,280 a 38.1% decline year over year, which the company attributed largely 631 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:05,040 to the launch of Nasty Beast hard T. What? Well, who wants to buy that? 632 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,200 Why would you? Why would I buy something called 633 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,680 nasty? Bad? Bad marketing? Yeah. It goes on to talk about all the 634 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,320 breweries that they've shuttered over the last few years, including 635 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,920 including Wasatch that Steph was complaining about over in Utah. 636 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:22,840 So speaking of, uh, ruining alcohol industry, I forgot to mention 637 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:27,440 this a couple of weeks ago. Okay. One of our, uh, beer vendors came in, 638 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,760 and they give us free samples every now and then. Quality control. 639 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:37,160 So I've never had one before. A beer? No. Just listen. They brought in. 640 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:43,800 They gave us four 25 ounce cans of four lokos. Oh. 641 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:51,730 And they were all different flavors, and they sat in the back cooler for 642 00:39:51,730 --> 00:39:57,290 like, I don't know, three weeks. And then I believe it was the 643 00:39:57,330 --> 00:39:59,850 day before Easter. Yeah, it had to be the Saturday 644 00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:01,890 before Easter. You know, 645 00:40:01,930 --> 00:40:06,930 you had a huge week and busy week. So, you know, our post work 646 00:40:06,970 --> 00:40:09,810 beers that we like to have. One of the guys was like, hey, 647 00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:13,570 we gotta try one of these today. And he cracked one open. 648 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:16,850 Wish I could remember what flavor it was, but it doesn't matter because 649 00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:21,530 it's fucking terrible, right? And every there was like seven 650 00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:24,930 guys that tried it and everybody just thought it was the absolute 651 00:40:24,970 --> 00:40:29,650 worst thing you could drink. Why do people drink them? 652 00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:33,530 That's what I want to know. They are absolutely disgusting 653 00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:36,970 garbage. They're astringent. They're like, 654 00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:42,610 just oversugared trash. They're. Yeah, I've, I've, 655 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:47,060 I think I've tried one since they're, you know, in 20 ish, they got, 656 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:50,060 like taken down. Yeah. And they had to like reformulate 657 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:51,980 because the whole caffeine thing. You can't even thing. 658 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:53,820 Can't have caffeine and alcohol drinks anymore. 659 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:56,540 Now the old Four Loko is also garbage, 660 00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:59,740 but they'd fuck your shit up. Like, at least there was a goal 661 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:01,020 when you drank those. Well, I mean, 662 00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:05,660 these things were still like 12%. So yeah, you drink this and you 663 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:11,380 are going to get fucked. But why? I was trying to figure out after one 664 00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:15,340 sip, why would anybody drink this? This is fucking trash. 665 00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:17,980 Yeah, it is trash. I so I had one back in the old 666 00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:21,900 days I had I pounded somebody brought one to an event I was at, 667 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:28,340 pounded a Four Loko and then, like, had, uh, a pitcher of beer and all 668 00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:31,540 within, like, a few hours, like, not, you know, not right away. 669 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:34,020 And some dinners had, like, pizza or something. 670 00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:37,140 And I still I still remember this day I'm driving home, 671 00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:40,180 I'm driving my friend home. I feel perfectly fine, maybe like, 672 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:43,550 you know, a little buzz. Nothing. Nothing that I can't drive with. 673 00:41:43,590 --> 00:41:48,070 Drop my friend off as I'm driving from her house to my house. 674 00:41:48,470 --> 00:41:51,670 All of a sudden it's like a light switch went off and it fucking hits. 675 00:41:51,670 --> 00:41:56,910 And I was like, oh no, I need to get home immediately. I. I am down. 676 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,670 Luckily it was like a mile and a half, but I was like, 677 00:41:58,670 --> 00:42:03,150 I am downgrading rapidly. I don't know what's happening to me. 678 00:42:03,910 --> 00:42:07,390 I passed out like fully clothed, all that shit. 679 00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:09,110 And this is back when I was working the morning shift. 680 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,870 So I had to be up at like four in the morning. 681 00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:14,470 I don't remember any of this, but I set up my coffee maker to 682 00:42:14,510 --> 00:42:18,350 go off at the right time and all that shit and did my stuff, 683 00:42:18,350 --> 00:42:21,310 but I don't remember any of it. That sounds about right. 684 00:42:21,350 --> 00:42:22,910 Yeah, but that's the old Four Loko now. 685 00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:25,310 It just tastes like garbage for no reason. Yeah. 686 00:42:25,350 --> 00:42:30,070 And it, I don't know, fucking gross. Yeah, pretty fucking gross. 687 00:42:30,070 --> 00:42:33,630 I feel like it's for the people that still like juice from concentrate. 688 00:42:35,950 --> 00:42:41,120 Don't don't want to add the water. Yeah, that's exactly what it 689 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,800 tasted like to me. That makes sense. Oh, yeah. 690 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,880 This is. Yeah. This is shit. Yeah. Oh, you like diabetes? 691 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,800 Pour me another. Well, apparently you live to be, 692 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:58,680 like, 88, like Wilford Brimley. That's true. God damn. Diabetes. 693 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,440 Uh, we'll end it with this one. With a trip to Florida. 694 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,840 Hi, Vanessa. Hello, Vanessa. Drunk Florida man leads cops on 695 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:13,360 30 mile ATV pursuit on the evening of April 20th, 420. Bro. 696 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:17,480 Now I need to know if the cops were in cars or if they were on ATVs. 697 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,320 Oh, cops were in cars. Oh, interesting. 698 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,520 44 year old Damien Scott Stafford decided it would be a good idea 699 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,160 to mix alcohol threats, a knife and a red Yamaha ATV 700 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,440 into one unforgettable mess. Police were originally called out 701 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,840 for disturbance involving weapons, but by the time they got there, 702 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,970 Stafford had already dipped, tearing off into the night on his 703 00:43:38,970 --> 00:43:44,290 quad, shirtless and ready for war. That's the best. It's so Florida. 704 00:43:44,810 --> 00:43:48,410 Officers spotted him soon enough. The chase that followed sounds 705 00:43:48,410 --> 00:43:51,650 like it came straight from a Grand Theft Auto mission. No headlights. 706 00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:56,530 Speeds topping 80mph. I didn't know they could go that 707 00:43:56,530 --> 00:43:59,010 fast. I didn't either. This is why I was so amazed by the 708 00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:02,730 story and weaving through residential neighborhoods for nearly 30 miles. 709 00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:06,610 Also no helmet with no shirt doing 80 on an ATV. 710 00:44:07,210 --> 00:44:09,650 Also, for the record, I'm just picturing I haven't seen 711 00:44:09,650 --> 00:44:14,050 him but a barbed wire tattoo around his arm. There's gotta. 712 00:44:14,050 --> 00:44:19,810 Be. The video was not that clear. Maybe even on both his arms at 713 00:44:19,810 --> 00:44:22,410 this point. And I bet there's a name on his 714 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:26,210 chest. There's gotta be. And a year above his belly button. 715 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,530 Yeah. Yep. Okay. Nailed it. At one point, Stafford even made 716 00:44:30,530 --> 00:44:35,330 finger guns at the cops, flipped them off, and then pulled the knife out 717 00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:39,260 of his pocket before dropping it. Mid-ride like a bad magic. 718 00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:43,980 Sounds like some Kenny Powers shit. It really does. I'm fucking in. 719 00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:46,820 You're fucking out. The slow motion finger guns to 720 00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:51,380 the cops. It all finally ended when he tried 721 00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:54,860 to take a turn a little too hot and crashed into an embankment. 722 00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:57,780 Even after wrecking, Stafford didn't go down easily. 723 00:44:57,780 --> 00:45:02,500 In fact, a K-9 unit had to persuade him to turn himself over. 724 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:06,580 Turns out he was very drunk with the blood, and I was expecting drunker 725 00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:16,420 with a blood alcohol level of 0.17.2. Okay, like drunk, but not fucking 726 00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:21,500 gone drunk. I don't know. I feel like 0.2 is pretty drunk. 727 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,700 But drunk enough to hop on an ATV and do 80 as you run away from the 728 00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:27,140 cops with a knife in your hand. Yeah, but it's Florida. 729 00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:29,420 It is Florida. Yeah, that could be a point two, 730 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:33,780 .12. That's like a Tuesday night. You're right. That's a sober Tuesday. 731 00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:37,030 Uh, he now faces a laundry list of charges, including assault 732 00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:40,550 with a deadly weapon and DUI. Welcome to Florida. 733 00:45:41,190 --> 00:45:46,430 Giving finger guns to the damn cops. That'll be me next week. 734 00:45:46,670 --> 00:45:51,110 I'll be in Florida fucking riding my ATVs. Fuck you, copper. 735 00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:55,750 Here's my grenade. And my gator. Ah, well, I'm gonna hit some music. 736 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:58,070 Let's wrap things. Why don't you do that? Let's do it. 737 00:45:58,110 --> 00:45:59,910 Follow us on the socials. @CraftBeerRepublic. 738 00:45:59,950 --> 00:46:05,070 @Flex_me_a_beer underscores in between 800 553. Beer 2337. 739 00:46:05,070 --> 00:46:07,910 If you want to be as cool as Pablo. Leave us a voicemail. 740 00:46:07,950 --> 00:46:11,590 Teach us some shit. If you will mail @CraftBeerRepublic. 741 00:46:11,790 --> 00:46:14,510 I think that's everything. Hope everyone is staying very 742 00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:18,030 well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.