Speaker A

We had a lengthy debate in the cab about why horses have horseshoes, resulting in another lengthy discussion around how weird the words hoof, hoof, hoof and hooves.

Speaker A

Chris and I had to look up how to pronounce these words.

Speaker A

Hoof and hooves are.

Speaker A

What other word have you always found sounds weird to you?

Speaker B

Oh, my God.

Speaker B

That's so funny that, yes, we did have a conversation about this in the cabin.

Speaker B

It was a long conversation.

Speaker B

I mean, we probably spent 15 minutes on this whole thing.

Speaker B

But the word that I think sounds weird is onomatopoeia.

Speaker B

See what I did there?

Speaker A

Oh, I love that word.

Speaker A

I do love See what I did there.

Speaker B

Because it's a word that sounds like it is.

Speaker A

Yes.

Speaker B

And what word sounds weird?

Speaker B

Onomatopoeia.

Speaker B

Yes.

Speaker B

100%.

Speaker A

My God.

Speaker A

Oh, my God.

Speaker B

Bad Bunny and Jimmy Fallon held a surprise concert in the New York City subway station this week.

Speaker B

Bunnies notwithstanding, what is the baddest animal in your mind?

Speaker A

Mice.

Speaker B

Oh, yeah.

Speaker B

Yeah.

Speaker A

I just feel like they're run into.

Speaker B

Some badass mice in your day.

Speaker A

You just can't.

Speaker A

They're like.

Speaker A

Even my sister in law was like, we had a mouse kind of cute.

Speaker A

And I was like, no, that's what they want you to think.

Speaker A

They want you to think they're like sneaky bad animals and they will just find a way.

Speaker A

And they freak me out so much.

Speaker A

I hate them.

Speaker A

So that would be my.

Speaker A

The baddest animal.

Speaker A

What's your baddest animal?

Speaker A

Oh, geez.

Speaker B

I hadn't thought about it.

Speaker B

I think I.

Speaker B

I think I probably go with mice too.

Speaker B

I hate mice.

Speaker B

Like mice.

Speaker B

Mice are.

Speaker B

Mice are just terrible, terrible, terrible creatures.

Speaker B

I don't like cats either.

Speaker B

An.

Speaker B

I don't like cats.

Speaker A

Oh, God.

Speaker A

You're gonna.

Speaker A

You gotta be careful.

Speaker A

You can't get into domesticated animals.

Speaker A

Mice are like, you're.

Speaker A

That's okay, you're.

Speaker B

But I had a cat scratch me one time.

Speaker B

It was.

Speaker B

It was.

Speaker B

It was disastrous.

Speaker B

It was.

Speaker A

You get a fever.

Speaker B

So cats are bad animals.

Speaker B

They're badass animals too.

Speaker B

Ann.

Speaker B

Yes, I did get a fever after the cat scratch.

Speaker B

I got a cat scratch disease.

Speaker B

There's a little disease called cat scratch disease, and I got it.

Speaker B

Jesus.

Speaker A

You definitely did.

Speaker A

You definitely did.

Speaker A

I did surprise it out.

Speaker B

I don't remember what it's called.

Speaker B

Somebody can look it up.

Speaker B

But yeah, Scratch disease.

Speaker B

Yeah.

Speaker A

Yeah.

Speaker A

Okay, Chris, if you had to stand in without warning as an extra with an ensemble dance number in a Broadway musical, would you rather do that or 30 minutes of open mic standup at a comedy club without warning.

Speaker A

They're just like, chris, go.

Speaker B

Oh, my God.

Speaker B

I mean, you know.

Speaker B

You know the answer.

Speaker B

30 minutes is a long time.

Speaker B

But I.

Speaker B

I'm definitely choosing the standup because.

Speaker A

Are you.

Speaker B

You know.

Speaker B

Yeah.

Speaker B

I mean, as bad as my dad jokes are, they are nowhere near as bad as my dancing skills.

Speaker B

And so being Broadway dance number, like, no, no.

Speaker B

No one wants.

Speaker A

But you can hide.

Speaker A

Like, that's the thing.

Speaker A

Like, you can hide.

Speaker A

You could, like, kind of be in the background of the dance ensemble dance number and singing, like, stand up.

Speaker A

You're just under the light, man.

Speaker B

Hey, that's okay.

Speaker B

I like to be in the light.

Speaker B

But as Shakira once said, and my hips don't lie.

Speaker B

I'm not hiding.

Speaker B

I'm not hiding.

Speaker B

All right.

Speaker B

The famed Governor's Ball is coming up soon, and its lineup includes the likes of Tyler the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo, and I think it's pronounced Hosier.

Speaker B

I have no idea.

Speaker A

Yeah.

Speaker B

When was the last time you bawled out Cinderella style?

Speaker B

Have you ever ball.

Speaker B

Gone to a ball, Anne?

Speaker A

I guess so.

Speaker A

I.

Speaker A

I, like, had to go to a gala.

Speaker A

Is that like a.

Speaker A

Yeah, gala.

Speaker B

Yeah, Gala will qualify as ball.

Speaker A

I guess that would be the closest thing, but no.

Speaker B

Gala.

Speaker B

What kind of gala was it?

Speaker A

A regatta gala?

Speaker A

It was a fundraiser.

Speaker B

Friend's joke.

Speaker A

What's a regatta gala?

Speaker B

It's a friend's joke.

Speaker B

It's from friends.

Speaker B

Like, I think they go to a regatta gala or something.

Speaker B

Remember that episode?

Speaker A

Oh, yes.

Speaker A

Oh, my God.

Speaker A

I thought you said a French jo.

Speaker A

I was like, you've been hanging out with a lot of French people.

Speaker A

This.

Speaker B

We have.

Speaker B

We spent the week in a French booth.

Speaker A

Yes, but I don't know that term.

Speaker A

Yes, yes, the regatta gala.

Speaker A

Okay, now I remember, but yes.

Speaker A

No, I think it was like a fun.

Speaker A

I don't even remember what the fundraiser was for, but I had to dress up.

Speaker B

What did you wear?

Speaker B

Did you wear a flowing gown?

Speaker B

Did you know?

Speaker B

Was it like one of those where you wear a corset and the.

Speaker A

Oh, God.

Speaker B

Underneath you is really big?

Speaker A

No, if we're talking.

Speaker A

That's a gala.

Speaker A

That's.

Speaker A

That's a ball.

Speaker A

No, I haven't.

Speaker A

No, it was just like a.

Speaker A

I don't know, like a.

Speaker B

Did you wear a tiara?

Speaker A

I did wear a tiara because one of the time.

Speaker B

Oh, my God.

Speaker A

Not as like, an attendee, but we were like, Some friends and I were volunteers.

Speaker A

So, like, we.

Speaker A

There was like a little.

Speaker A

One of the jewelers had, like, a little headband, like an actual diamond thing that I got to, like, wear around, and then people bid on it and then.

Speaker A

Yeah.

Speaker B

Wow.

Speaker B

Wow.

Speaker B

You're a Tierra model and was a Tierra model.

Speaker A

It was a tiara model at once.

Speaker A

One time in my life.

Speaker A

It was fleeting.

Speaker A

It'll never happen again.

Speaker A

But that's amazing.

Speaker B

Model.

Speaker B

Wow.

Speaker B

Who knew those things even existed?

Speaker B

All right, Happy birthday today to Regina King, Ernie Reyes Jr.

Speaker B

And the man who played the super hottie tag to Jennifer Aniston's Rachel on Friends.

Speaker B

Eddie Cahill.

Speaker B

Do you remember Tag Ann?

Speaker A

No.

Speaker A

I need to watch Friends again.

Speaker A

I think I was like, I watched it religiously when it was out, but.

Speaker B

I'm guessing you would remember him.

Speaker A

I think I'm going to look him up after.

Speaker A

Don't worry.

Speaker B

All right.

Speaker A

Don't worry.