We had a lengthy debate in the cab about why horses have horseshoes, resulting in another lengthy discussion around how weird the words hoof, hoof, hoof and hooves.
Speaker AChris and I had to look up how to pronounce these words.
Speaker AHoof and hooves are.
Speaker AWhat other word have you always found sounds weird to you?
Speaker BOh, my God.
Speaker BThat's so funny that, yes, we did have a conversation about this in the cabin.
Speaker BIt was a long conversation.
Speaker BI mean, we probably spent 15 minutes on this whole thing.
Speaker BBut the word that I think sounds weird is onomatopoeia.
Speaker BSee what I did there?
Speaker AOh, I love that word.
Speaker AI do love See what I did there.
Speaker BBecause it's a word that sounds like it is.
Speaker AYes.
Speaker BAnd what word sounds weird?
Speaker BOnomatopoeia.
Speaker BYes.
Speaker B100%.
Speaker AMy God.
Speaker AOh, my God.
Speaker BBad Bunny and Jimmy Fallon held a surprise concert in the New York City subway station this week.
Speaker BBunnies notwithstanding, what is the baddest animal in your mind?
Speaker AMice.
Speaker BOh, yeah.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AI just feel like they're run into.
Speaker BSome badass mice in your day.
Speaker AYou just can't.
Speaker AThey're like.
Speaker AEven my sister in law was like, we had a mouse kind of cute.
Speaker AAnd I was like, no, that's what they want you to think.
Speaker AThey want you to think they're like sneaky bad animals and they will just find a way.
Speaker AAnd they freak me out so much.
Speaker AI hate them.
Speaker ASo that would be my.
Speaker AThe baddest animal.
Speaker AWhat's your baddest animal?
Speaker AOh, geez.
Speaker BI hadn't thought about it.
Speaker BI think I.
Speaker BI think I probably go with mice too.
Speaker BI hate mice.
Speaker BLike mice.
Speaker BMice are.
Speaker BMice are just terrible, terrible, terrible creatures.
Speaker BI don't like cats either.
Speaker BAn.
Speaker BI don't like cats.
Speaker AOh, God.
Speaker AYou're gonna.
Speaker AYou gotta be careful.
Speaker AYou can't get into domesticated animals.
Speaker AMice are like, you're.
Speaker AThat's okay, you're.
Speaker BBut I had a cat scratch me one time.
Speaker BIt was.
Speaker BIt was.
Speaker BIt was disastrous.
Speaker BIt was.
Speaker AYou get a fever.
Speaker BSo cats are bad animals.
Speaker BThey're badass animals too.
Speaker BAnn.
Speaker BYes, I did get a fever after the cat scratch.
Speaker BI got a cat scratch disease.
Speaker BThere's a little disease called cat scratch disease, and I got it.
Speaker BJesus.
Speaker AYou definitely did.
Speaker AYou definitely did.
Speaker AI did surprise it out.
Speaker BI don't remember what it's called.
Speaker BSomebody can look it up.
Speaker BBut yeah, Scratch disease.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AOkay, Chris, if you had to stand in without warning as an extra with an ensemble dance number in a Broadway musical, would you rather do that or 30 minutes of open mic standup at a comedy club without warning.
Speaker AThey're just like, chris, go.
Speaker BOh, my God.
Speaker BI mean, you know.
Speaker BYou know the answer.
Speaker B30 minutes is a long time.
Speaker BBut I.
Speaker BI'm definitely choosing the standup because.
Speaker AAre you.
Speaker BYou know.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BI mean, as bad as my dad jokes are, they are nowhere near as bad as my dancing skills.
Speaker BAnd so being Broadway dance number, like, no, no.
Speaker BNo one wants.
Speaker ABut you can hide.
Speaker ALike, that's the thing.
Speaker ALike, you can hide.
Speaker AYou could, like, kind of be in the background of the dance ensemble dance number and singing, like, stand up.
Speaker AYou're just under the light, man.
Speaker BHey, that's okay.
Speaker BI like to be in the light.
Speaker BBut as Shakira once said, and my hips don't lie.
Speaker BI'm not hiding.
Speaker BI'm not hiding.
Speaker BAll right.
Speaker BThe famed Governor's Ball is coming up soon, and its lineup includes the likes of Tyler the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo, and I think it's pronounced Hosier.
Speaker BI have no idea.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BWhen was the last time you bawled out Cinderella style?
Speaker BHave you ever ball.
Speaker BGone to a ball, Anne?
Speaker AI guess so.
Speaker AI.
Speaker AI, like, had to go to a gala.
Speaker AIs that like a.
Speaker AYeah, gala.
Speaker BYeah, Gala will qualify as ball.
Speaker AI guess that would be the closest thing, but no.
Speaker BGala.
Speaker BWhat kind of gala was it?
Speaker AA regatta gala?
Speaker AIt was a fundraiser.
Speaker BFriend's joke.
Speaker AWhat's a regatta gala?
Speaker BIt's a friend's joke.
Speaker BIt's from friends.
Speaker BLike, I think they go to a regatta gala or something.
Speaker BRemember that episode?
Speaker AOh, yes.
Speaker AOh, my God.
Speaker AI thought you said a French jo.
Speaker AI was like, you've been hanging out with a lot of French people.
Speaker AThis.
Speaker BWe have.
Speaker BWe spent the week in a French booth.
Speaker AYes, but I don't know that term.
Speaker AYes, yes, the regatta gala.
Speaker AOkay, now I remember, but yes.
Speaker ANo, I think it was like a fun.
Speaker AI don't even remember what the fundraiser was for, but I had to dress up.
Speaker BWhat did you wear?
Speaker BDid you wear a flowing gown?
Speaker BDid you know?
Speaker BWas it like one of those where you wear a corset and the.
Speaker AOh, God.
Speaker BUnderneath you is really big?
Speaker ANo, if we're talking.
Speaker AThat's a gala.
Speaker AThat's.
Speaker AThat's a ball.
Speaker ANo, I haven't.
Speaker ANo, it was just like a.
Speaker AI don't know, like a.
Speaker BDid you wear a tiara?
Speaker AI did wear a tiara because one of the time.
Speaker BOh, my God.
Speaker ANot as like, an attendee, but we were like, Some friends and I were volunteers.
Speaker ASo, like, we.
Speaker AThere was like a little.
Speaker AOne of the jewelers had, like, a little headband, like an actual diamond thing that I got to, like, wear around, and then people bid on it and then.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BWow.
Speaker BWow.
Speaker BYou're a Tierra model and was a Tierra model.
Speaker AIt was a tiara model at once.
Speaker AOne time in my life.
Speaker AIt was fleeting.
Speaker AIt'll never happen again.
Speaker ABut that's amazing.
Speaker BModel.
Speaker BWow.
Speaker BWho knew those things even existed?
Speaker BAll right, Happy birthday today to Regina King, Ernie Reyes Jr.
Speaker BAnd the man who played the super hottie tag to Jennifer Aniston's Rachel on Friends.
Speaker BEddie Cahill.
Speaker BDo you remember Tag Ann?
Speaker ANo.
Speaker AI need to watch Friends again.
Speaker AI think I was like, I watched it religiously when it was out, but.
Speaker BI'm guessing you would remember him.
Speaker AI think I'm going to look him up after.
Speaker ADon't worry.
Speaker BAll right.
Speaker ADon't worry.