Welcome back to Hot Breath.
Speaker AI am your host, comedian Joel Byers, and we are all about comics helping comics here, which is how today's episode came to be last year here in Atlanta.
Speaker AHot Breath Jimmy Crump gave me two tickets to see Jim Brewer live at center stage.
Speaker AI brought hop breather Jim Chappell along with me.
Speaker AJohn Chappell.
Speaker AHe's going to kill me for getting his name wrong.
Speaker ABut long story short, after the show we snuck into the VIP line, got to meet Jim's opener and Jim himself.
Speaker AJohn then books Jim's opener.
Speaker AJohn perform here in Atlanta.
Speaker AAnd tonight, my guest today is also performing with a gym back here in Atlanta.
Speaker AWe are all on the mission of cultivating the next generation of self made comics and our guest today is definitely one of those.
Speaker ASo please welcome to the hot breath of our hot Brethren and sister, Mr. Joe Sib.
Speaker BWelcome.
Speaker BI just remembered that we met in that line.
Speaker AYeah, we, we kind of, we kind of snuck into it.
Speaker AWe, we just didn't have our.
Speaker AEveryone had their badges and we just kind of did.
Speaker AAnd we just kind of stood there like this and went to the very back of the line.
Speaker BI remember you guys dipped in and I went out there and everyone has their VIP thing on and you guys were kind of sliding in.
Speaker BAnd then you guys rolled up to me and you're like, hey, you know, do you think we could meet Jim?
Speaker BAnd I was like, well, yeah, I mean, if, if you got the meet and greet, you're like, well, we're comics.
Speaker BAnd right away I'm like, yeah, you can meet.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BAnd I remember at the end, as you guys were rolling up, you know, I was like, jim, these guys are comics.
Speaker BAnd like, his whole Persona totally shifted from like, from like, hi, nice to meet you.
Speaker BCan I take the photo?
Speaker BMove along.
Speaker BAnd as soon as he found out you guys were.
Speaker BAnd not that he's not like that, he's super, you know, obviously cool with all the fans.
Speaker BI don't want anyone to get bummed.
Speaker BRight.
Speaker BHey, I met Jim and he doesn't like me.
Speaker BNo.
Speaker BBut I could tell as soon as he knew you guys were comics, like, his shoulders, like dropped.
Speaker BHe's like, what's up?
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BHe hung with you guys for a while.
Speaker AYeah, we stood there and talked for a while.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AAnd that's what I've learned from doing comedy for so long and then also interviewing so many comedians on here is there is just, there's an instant rapport we have with each other that no matter the level, when you meet another Comic.
Speaker AIt's always like, oh, of the same, the same ilk.
Speaker BThe word that I been hearing a lot is when people say, you know, when you meet someone that's not a comic, you call them like a civilian.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BAnd I was like, really?
Speaker BAre we going to compare being a comic to the military?
Speaker BLike, I definitely am not worried about, like my car exploding because I've told a bad joke or something, you know, or something terrible happening, so.
Speaker BBut lately I kind of understand why people use that analogy, because when you do find someone that's a comic, at least for me, whether they're an open micr, just starting out, they're, you know, someone that's been doing it forever.
Speaker BThere is.
Speaker BAnd it's funny because even the comic that's huge in, in me, that meets the comic that's not huge, they immediately kind of have this connection and whether, and I, you know, I've been fortunate to meet so many great comics and there is just this common bond, no matter who they are, where they are in their career, that they're just like, oh, you're a comic, I'm a comic.
Speaker BAnd then immediately you drop into talking about, you know, oh, dude, did you roll through, you know, such and such club that Green Room has?
Speaker BOr if you're really close, how did it happen for them?
Speaker BWhat are they doing?
Speaker BYou know, it's like you just immediately everyone starts talking, you know, and talking about material and it's, it's.
Speaker BI love it.
Speaker BIt is definitely, it feels.
Speaker BWhen you're a comedian and you're dealing with new comics and, and older comics, there is this connection that is some sort of strange underworld community that is only understood by the people that are doing it.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BBecause I've, I've had friends and you know, even relationships with people that, that they just don't understand.
Speaker BWhy would you go to Slow Brew, Slow Pour, you know, on a pouring night and Tuesday, you know, and do a, do a set, you know, at this restaurant, slash bar, slash comedy club, and you're like, because that's what I want to do.
Speaker BAnd, and I've thought about doing it all day.
Speaker BYou know, that's comedy.
Speaker BIt's like, that's all I think about all day long.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AYou flew in a day early or you came in a day early to do John's show last night, which was incredible.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BI don't know about incredible.
Speaker ASo generous.
Speaker AIt was incredible for John.
Speaker BIt was, I was going to say it was incredible for John for having me and generous for, for him to have me There.
Speaker BAnd it was a killer room.
Speaker BI don't know Nick's last name.
Speaker BNick.
Speaker BAnd Billy opened up.
Speaker BNick.
Speaker AOh, Billy Willig.
Speaker AAnd.
Speaker AAnd I'm not sure.
Speaker AI wasn't there, so I'm not sure.
Speaker BBut Nick, he's from Atlanta.
Speaker BBlack hair, goatee, Super.
Speaker AI know who you're talking about.
Speaker BGod, we got to get his name because he was so killer.
Speaker AHe is.
Speaker AI've done several shows with him.
Speaker BYeah, so he does the Herschel Walker joke.
Speaker BHe does a great.
Speaker BJust great material.
Speaker AStarbar a lot.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BJoel, if you can.
Speaker AWe got Joel on the ones and twos over here.
Speaker AThe producer's name is Joel.
Speaker BI feel like when you see Rogan, look it up.
Speaker AI know.
Speaker AI can't believe I'm forgetting his name because he is very funny, and he's one of, like, the.
Speaker AThe biggest comics here in Atlanta.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BSuper funny guy.
Speaker BBut everyone was great on the show.
Speaker BAnd then.
Speaker BAnd then the.
Speaker BThe.
Speaker BThe best part about it was there was actually, like a real crowd there.
Speaker BSo.
Speaker BYeah, I was really psyched for it.
Speaker BBut, yeah, I mean, that's what you.
Speaker ANick Murphy.
Speaker BThere you go.
Speaker ANick Murphy.
Speaker BYeah, he was great.
Speaker AYeah, he's very funny.
Speaker BSuper funny.
Speaker BHe has a very stoic voice.
Speaker BLike, when he was talking to me, I was like, wow, I wish I had a voice like that.
Speaker BLike, he does not use the words like and dude and bro.
Speaker BLike, he just bomb fires away.
Speaker AAnd he has.
Speaker AHe has a joke about his dad being in Qanon.
Speaker ADid he do that last night?
Speaker BNo.
Speaker ASo funny.
Speaker AI just love.
Speaker AI love watching a comedian and you learn about them and it's authentically them, and you get a feel of who they are and where they came from.
Speaker BI definitely got that feeling from him.
Speaker AYeah, he definitely does that.
Speaker BYeah, he was.
Speaker BHe was great.
Speaker BHe's one of those comics, too, that, like, I was watching his set because he went on before me, and I knew that he was doing really well and that I was enjoying it because I forgot that I had to do a show.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BAnd I suddenly, like, just bolted out of there.
Speaker BI'm like, okay, I can't watch him anymore.
Speaker BI'll get in my head.
Speaker AYeah, yeah.
Speaker BI'll start going like, okay, there's no way I can.
Speaker BWhy am I here?
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BI can't follow that.
Speaker BYou know, I just.
Speaker BYou start.
Speaker AYou'll.
Speaker AYou'll even think that now.
Speaker BOh, totally.
Speaker BReally?
Speaker BYeah, all the time.
Speaker ALike, the self doubt.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BEven when I was taking a leak before I came up here, I, like, looked in the mirror all Right.
Speaker BYou can do.
Speaker BYou know, I don't know, I just get.
Speaker BSometimes you just get in your head.
Speaker BI don't know if it's because I drink too much coffee or.
Speaker AI mean there could be anxiety from.
Speaker BYeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker BYeah, I think, I don't know.
Speaker BI think when you.
Speaker BNot that I have self doubt, like, oh God, I can't pull it but you know, as you just.
Speaker BI think for me personally, I always want to deliver at a certain level.
Speaker BI always want to come out and get on stage and do the best that I can.
Speaker BSo for me, a long time ago, I learned when I, I used to think when I first started, I should watch everyone set.
Speaker BLike I'd be on a show with like, you know, as all of us, 10 people, right?
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BAnd you're in the middle or you're at the beginning or you're at the end.
Speaker BAnd I would felt oh as respect because I came from like a music background.
Speaker BWhen you were in a band, you know, if you open for someone, you watch them, they watch you, you load your gear up and you leave at the end of the night.
Speaker BI thought in comedy it was the same way.
Speaker BBut what I realized was what was happening was watching all those comics, I realized why other comics don't watch comics.
Speaker BNot out of disrespect, but you, you a, you get in your, you're getting in your mindset of how you're going to deliver your material.
Speaker BAnd for me, if you watch too many other people, you may start taking certain characteristics of their delivery or their, their perspective and you might unknowingly go on stage and kind of take on one of their characteristics.
Speaker BAnd that was a suit, that was a fear of mine because I was like, oh, wow, if I sit there and watch 10 people before I go on, I'm gonna get lost in their material.
Speaker BSome of it's really good, some of it's really bad.
Speaker BBut I don't want that to happen when I hit the stage.
Speaker BSo now I understand why you go to a comedy club and there's comics in the back of the room or comics all over the club, not watching the comics.
Speaker BAnd that was a real.
Speaker BFor me, like I said, coming from music and, and coming from a community of, you know, not that comics don't support each other, but they're more in their head.
Speaker BAnd I, I was coming from a community of like, hey, we're all here together.
Speaker BWe're all, you know.
Speaker BAnd that took me about like five years to understand.
Speaker BIt's not people being rude to one another.
Speaker BIt's just I got to be in my moment and I got to be in my headspace to get up on stage to do what I do.
Speaker BAnd that's why, like, you know, how many times have you met a comic that you love and off a stage, they're so different than they are on stage, because when they hit the stage, that's them on stage, and when they're off stage, they're a totally different person.
Speaker AYeah, I almost do the opposite where I, I do watch the show.
Speaker AA lot of comics will hang out before the show, and I found when I do that, I almost get it all out before I get on stage.
Speaker ASo I'm being silly with other comics and now I'm not silly on stage.
Speaker ASo there's like a balance.
Speaker BWell, like, for me, that part, the riffing, the riffing backstage, I love.
Speaker BLike if we're all backstage and we're in a room and we're all joking around and telling jokes and, oh, dude.
Speaker BAnd you know, we're just telling, you know, we're just riffing with one another, not running bits.
Speaker BI don't like, I don't like when you're hanging out with comics and you go, are you running a bit on me right now?
Speaker BYou know, I once, I once was.
Speaker BI once was with this comic that I love, Dom, a legendary guy, legend.
Speaker BAnd when I.
Speaker BMy first gig, My first gig.
Speaker BSo I, I started in Hollywood, right?
Speaker BAnd my first gig.
Speaker BSo I, I went up to the Comedy Store and I started later.
Speaker BI was 40 when I started.
Speaker AHow long you been doing it?
Speaker BI've been doing it.
Speaker BI. I always get.
Speaker BI think it's either my 15th or 16th year.
Speaker BI think I'm 16 years.
Speaker BBut before that I did a one man show.
Speaker BAnd I did that one man show for, like, did that one man show for five years.
Speaker BOh.
Speaker BAnd then the, the one man show morphed into wanting to do standup.
Speaker BAnd so it's like, you know, and I've just always been on stage.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AI mean, you were the lead singer.
Speaker BI was a singer in a band at 10 years old.
Speaker BI was a magician.
Speaker BThat was like the first.
Speaker BI'm not making it.
Speaker BLike, that was like, that's my, that's my.
Speaker BThat was my first time on stage.
Speaker BI was, I was 10 years old.
Speaker BI was really into magic.
Speaker BMy dad and I would, we.
Speaker BI saw the movie Houdini, this old Tony Curtis movie from back in the day, and I was just like, oh, my God.
Speaker BLike, like, to me, like, magicians were like, the first rock stars, you know, for me, because, like, their posters are so metal looking.
Speaker BLike, if you look at old Houdini posters and magicians from that era, they're all that.
Speaker BLike, there's all these, like, devil and like.
Speaker BLike they're in.
Speaker BYou know, like, they're underwater or they're like, you know, in chains.
Speaker BI mean, it's so.
Speaker BIt's so, like, early, like, Metallica, you know, metal.
Speaker BLike, it's just very metal.
Speaker BWhich, you know, I didn't know it obviously, at the time, but kid, I was drawn to magic.
Speaker BAnd, like, how would these comics do this?
Speaker BYou know?
Speaker BYou know, there was this one comic, though, Doug Henning, who.
Speaker BWho totally, like, wasn't any of that.
Speaker BHe was like, more like rainbows and like.
Speaker BLike flowers and stuff.
Speaker BTotal hippie dude.
Speaker BI loved him.
Speaker BMy dad took me to see him.
Speaker BThat was my first time ever going to a big, big event.
Speaker BAnd we went to Tahoe in California or outside of California, and my dad took me to that.
Speaker BAnd that was my first time going backstage.
Speaker BThat was my first time meeting someone that was on stage.
Speaker BAnd, you know, magic was everything to me.
Speaker BSo at 10, I was really into magic.
Speaker BBut that.
Speaker BThat kind of was my step into, like, getting on stage.
Speaker BAnd then at a certain point, I was just like, I gotta put away the scarves, because I wanted to meet girls.
Speaker BThere was right around seventh grade, I realized, you know what?
Speaker BChicks aren't into this.
Speaker AYou met a girl with a scarf, you're like, let me show you.
Speaker BYeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker AYou disappear.
Speaker BYeah, it's very.
Speaker BIt was very theatrical all the time.
Speaker BSo around seventh grade, I was like, you know what?
Speaker BI'm out.
Speaker BAnd I.
Speaker BYou know, the thing.
Speaker BThe thing for me, though, was like, getting into music and, you know, like, you just said, like, coming from that background of punk rock, I think one of the things that drew me into standup again, because when I got into standup at 40, you know, people, it was funny.
Speaker BA lot of the.
Speaker BI felt like some of my peers in music were kind of bummed at me a little bit.
Speaker BLike, why.
Speaker BWhy aren't you gonna pick up an acoustic guitar?
Speaker BLike we have, you know, and not.
Speaker BNot bummed at me, but just.
Speaker BYou know what?
Speaker BI should take that back.
Speaker BThey were.
Speaker BI think they were just maybe worried for me.
Speaker BThat's.
Speaker BThat's what I'd say.
Speaker BBecause.
Speaker AMidlife crisis.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BOr just.
Speaker BOr just, like, when you tell someone you're gonna do stand up, it's just.
Speaker BIt's.
Speaker BIt's because what you're saying is, I think I'm so funny that I should, you know, be on stage with a microphone, and I'm hilarious, and.
Speaker BAnd, you know, you could be funny off a stage and.
Speaker BBut I think some of my friends, especially in bands, because I'd been in music my whole life, you know, I. I was in my first band at 17.
Speaker BYou know, I'd been on tour from the time I was 17, you know, all the way.
Speaker BI've always been on tour.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BAnd.
Speaker BAnd I.
Speaker BAnd I think you.
Speaker BYou play music with people.
Speaker BSo when I told people I was going to do stand up, a lot of people were supportive because they were like, oh, my God, you're way funnier than you are a singer.
Speaker BAnd I was like, really?
Speaker BWow.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BI didn't.
Speaker BDidn't think of that.
Speaker BBut.
Speaker BBut.
Speaker BBut the gu.
Speaker BLoved.
Speaker BYou know, I could see the look on their face when I would tell them, I want to do comedy.
Speaker BThey were.
Speaker BThey were a little like.
Speaker BThey were.
Speaker BYou could see the sense of, like, is everything okay?
Speaker BAre you going through something?
Speaker BI was like, no, I really want to do stand up, and they're okay, you know, And I just knew that, like, I was a singer.
Speaker BLike, you know, I couldn't pick up the acoustic guitar and.
Speaker BAnd make that my.
Speaker BMake that my passion, where a lot of my friends, you know, went on to do that, and they're really good at it.
Speaker BAnd I was like, you know what?
Speaker BI'm not gonna be able to do that.
Speaker BI got to figure out a different way to get on stage.
Speaker BAnd that was.
Speaker BThat's why I chose the path of stand up.
Speaker BAnd I remember when I started back to the store, I'd go up to the store, and I just, you know, Comedy Store in Hollywood.
Speaker BAnd I remember it was kind of hanging out, and I was friends with Pauly Shore, him.
Speaker BAnd I.
Speaker BOr I was in a movie that he was.
Speaker BThat.
Speaker BI was Biodome, right?
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BSo.
Speaker BSo I was in Biodome.
Speaker BAnd I know a lot of you guys are recognizing me from that, so we were in Biodomo, and it was cool because Paulie always had a really.
Speaker BWhen I.
Speaker BWhen I met him in Hollywood, he was.
Speaker BHe's always been so cool to me, like, to this day.
Speaker BThat's great.
Speaker BHe's just always been a solid.
Speaker BYou know, we're not tight.
Speaker BLike, we roll together, but, you know, we'll text each other here and there.
Speaker BI ran into him when I was in Maui once, and I remember I was in Maui, and it was like, he was there and, and I was with, you know, I was with my girlfriend at the time.
Speaker BAnd she's.
Speaker BShe's like, hey.
Speaker BYou know, she kind of put me on the spot.
Speaker BLike, hey, Paulie Shore's here.
Speaker BYou know him, right?
Speaker BAnd I'm like, yeah.
Speaker BAnd she's like, well, he's sitting right behind you.
Speaker BAnd I'm like.
Speaker BAnd it was that moment like, like, how's he gonna.
Speaker BYou know, we're in public and I turn around, he's like, joseph, he's like, super, get over here, buddy.
Speaker BYou know.
Speaker BBut he was the one that got me into the store to do it, to do us, to do a show.
Speaker BAnd I was doing my one man show.
Speaker BAnd he was, he was like, hey, man, I heard you do a one man show about music.
Speaker BIt has music cues, it has all that.
Speaker BHe goes, my mom built the main room.
Speaker BShe was still alive at that time.
Speaker BMitzi was still alive.
Speaker BHe goes, you should really do your show here.
Speaker BAnd he sussed, you know, he reached out to me because I was doing the one man show all over Hollywood.
Speaker BI hadn't done it there.
Speaker BSo I went up to the Comedy Store, I did the show there and it went great.
Speaker BAnd then I was like, hey, I want to come up and do what about, like, if, you know, come here and do spots.
Speaker BAnd I remember I went up there to do some spots and to try to get in the mix up there.
Speaker BAnd I started meeting different comics.
Speaker BOne of the first guys I met was Sandy Danto.
Speaker BHe like literally walked me around the club, introduced me to everyone.
Speaker BI met Brody Stevens that same night.
Speaker BBrody was really.
Speaker BHe was.
Speaker BHe went out of his way to be cool to me.
Speaker BHe could tell I was totally out of my element and just was like, hey, Joseph.
Speaker BAnd I had.
Speaker BI used to do this joke about PMA positive mental attitude.
Speaker BAnd at the time, you know, that.
Speaker BThat was his whole vibe.
Speaker BLike, gotta be positive.
Speaker BSo he really.
Speaker BHim and I bonded kind of over that and.
Speaker BBut I knew at the time, the store just like, I just didn't feel like a connection there in the sense that I just.
Speaker BThe time you have to put in.
Speaker BAnd a comic named Eric Griffin.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BWho's.
Speaker BWho I was really good friends with and actually like gave me feature spots when I first started.
Speaker BHe.
Speaker BHe said to me one night, he's like, you know what, man?
Speaker BThis just ain't your place.
Speaker BYou know, you're not gonna.
Speaker BNot ain't your place.
Speaker BLike, people don't like you, but just Joe, you know, you're.
Speaker BYou're older, you got a wife, you got kids, they're young.
Speaker BYou're.
Speaker BWhat are you gonna do?
Speaker BHang out here every night for your five minutes at 1:00am and he's like, I just don't.
Speaker BYou know, I don't think, you know, you're really.
Speaker BYou don't have the time, nor should you put it in here, because it might not be the place for you.
Speaker BAnd that's when I went down the street to the.
Speaker BTo the Laugh Factory, and Jamie Masada was the.
Speaker BWas the first guy to be like, all right.
Speaker BYou know, I actually kind of got in there in a weird way because I was doing radio at the same time, and he was like, buddy, we are going to be doing a.
Speaker AWe are doing I love Jamie impression.
Speaker BDo people do that?
Speaker BHow was that one?
Speaker ANo, that was great.
Speaker BYeah, Buddy, he used to always touch my face.
Speaker BI remember I was at a Christmas party once and he just came over to me.
Speaker BHe goes, buddy, slap.
Speaker BI'm like, dude, and he's slapping me, telling you, why do you have a beard?
Speaker BYou must shave that beard.
Speaker BIt's terrible.
Speaker BIt.
Speaker BShave it.
Speaker BAnd your clothing is terrible.
Speaker BWhy do you.
Speaker BWearing that just wanders away.
Speaker BAnd okay, I remember one time I went on stage and I got up, he's all, buddy, your energy, I love it.
Speaker BHosting, you're.
Speaker BOh, my God, your material.
Speaker BTerrible, terrible material.
Speaker BAnd I was like, he goes, you need to write with people.
Speaker BYou.
Speaker BThere's no way.
Speaker BYou just need to write with people, you know?
Speaker BBut he was always.
Speaker BAs I kept going, he always would.
Speaker BHe put me up as hosting.
Speaker BAnd I didn't know at the time that people looked down at hosting.
Speaker BOh, they're great reps. No, but I didn't.
Speaker BYeah, I didn't know.
Speaker BThat's what I thought.
Speaker BI was like, I want to host.
Speaker BAnd everyone's like, And I remember the comics in la, no names mentioned.
Speaker BThey're like, I don't host, man.
Speaker BWhat, dude?
Speaker BWhat's going.
Speaker BI wouldn't host.
Speaker BThere's no way.
Speaker BI don't host.
Speaker BAnd I remember.
Speaker BI remember, like, well, I'll do it.
Speaker BYou know, I was like, I get to be on stage five times in one night.
Speaker BAnd I knew not to, like, be the guy that's a punisher, like, just doing material in between.
Speaker BBut I also knew if I had a germ of an idea, which any comic watching right now, man, hosting is the best, because you can take out a germ of an idea that you wrote and you don't really know the premise of the joke.
Speaker BAnd where it's going, but you go up on stage and you.
Speaker BYou throw.
Speaker BYou know, in between bringing up a comic and, you know, kind of resetting the room, you throw that idea out.
Speaker BIf it gets a laugh, you can go right back to your notebook and be like, whoa, okay, this is.
Speaker BThis is a premise I really believe can work.
Speaker BAnd I did that for two years at the Laugh Factory, easily.
Speaker BThat's great.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BAnd I got really lucky, too, because.
Speaker BBecause Jamie.
Speaker BJamie would have me host.
Speaker BAnd then ultimately, I ended up doing a show once a month there.
Speaker BThere was a booker there that teamed up with the radio station I was on at the time.
Speaker BI was on this station called 98.
Speaker B7 in LA.
Speaker BAnd they were like.
Speaker BI had this punk rock show called Complete Control, and they.
Speaker BThe people from the Laugh Factory called the radio station.
Speaker BWe want to do a show.
Speaker BAnd do you have any DJs there that are comics?
Speaker BAnd the woman that ran the station, she did a solid.
Speaker BShe's like, yeah, we have this guy named Joe Sibling.
Speaker BSo that was how I got into the Laugh Factory.
Speaker BOh, wow.
Speaker BSo then, like, I was hosting my own show, and at the time, the Laugh Factory was just put, you know, I. I mean, that's how I met Bill Burr.
Speaker BThat's how I met Eric Griffin.
Speaker BThat's how I met Dane Cook.
Speaker BThat's how I met Chris d'.
Speaker BLeah.
Speaker BThat's how I met.
Speaker BI mean, everyone that.
Speaker BDave Chappelle, everyone.
Speaker BI mean, everyone was coming through that show, and I was the host.
Speaker BMichael Richards, you know, that was.
Speaker BHe had already.
Speaker BHe had already done.
Speaker AIt already happened.
Speaker BHe'd already done his set.
Speaker BHe was still.
Speaker BHe was still.
Speaker AI don't know if you were there for that.
Speaker BNo, I wasn't there for that.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BI've obviously watched it.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BAnd I love Dave Chappelle's bit about it.
Speaker BSo good.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AAt the Laugh Factory.
Speaker BAt the Laugh Factory.
Speaker BHe has that green shirt on.
Speaker BIt's legendary.
Speaker ASo good.
Speaker BYeah, it was being in that moment and getting to watch all those comics go up on stage.
Speaker BI used to just sit in this one booth where, you know, the comics would be getting ready to go on stage.
Speaker BAnd you kind of sat in this separate booth at the, you know, one end of the club.
Speaker BAnd it was.
Speaker BIt was nights that I sat there and just saw so many comics just go up on stage.
Speaker BAnd I really felt like I was going to, like, college because I sat there with a notepad and I would write down every time I saw it.
Speaker BLike, I remember I was going through My old notepad.
Speaker BAnd I found this, this comment I wrote about Bobby Lee.
Speaker BLike I knew who Bobby Lee was.
Speaker BI'd never seen him do stand up.
Speaker BAnd that was like a game changing moment for me, the first time I saw Bobby Lee, because I'd never seen anyone that physical.
Speaker BAnd it felt just.
Speaker BHe was it up as he was going along and he was just so in the moment and, and the abandonment that he had and, and I was, I just, I wrote down in my journal, like everything that I saw him doing that night and, and that I loved and that was.
Speaker BThose were the nights there that, that were so game changing for me.
Speaker BBecause it's one thing to watch a video, but it's another thing to actually see the art being made right there in front of you.
Speaker BAnd, and when you're so in, when you're early in the game like that as a comic, because, you know, at that point I was so new to the game.
Speaker BI.
Speaker BBut I was so full of, like I was a sponge.
Speaker BI just wanted to watch everyone.
Speaker BAnd I knew from being in bands and from playing music that you need to surround yourself.
Speaker BLike if you surround yourself with great artists, then you're going to learn, you know, you're going to learn how to be great or at least, you know, visualize yourself going in that direction.
Speaker BSo getting.
Speaker BI mean, when Dave Chappelle.
Speaker BI remember, I remember I'd be there and Dave would come in and there'd be nights where he.
Speaker BIt was right when he came back and he'd come in and he'd come up and you know, he'd be like, hey, man, you know how many more comics you have on the show?
Speaker BAnd I'd be like, you know, we got like three more.
Speaker BAnd he'd be like, okay, can you bring me up at the end?
Speaker BI'd be like, okay.
Speaker BAnd he's like.
Speaker BAnd don't make a big deal about it.
Speaker BI like, I like the way you bring me.
Speaker BBecause I would never, you know, I would never like go nuts, right?
Speaker BBut I'd always be like, everyone turn their phones off.
Speaker BIf any cameras are up, you're out of here.
Speaker BBut right now, this is why you come to Laugh Factory.
Speaker BDave Chappelle.
Speaker BPeople go nuts.
Speaker BAnd watching him.
Speaker BI remember one night I was at a table and it was like, it was like Matt Branger myself, Dane Cook was there.
Speaker BAnd I know, like, as people are watching this, like the haters on Dane, but I have a Great Dane Cook story.
Speaker BBut like, Dane was always cool to me, always has been.
Speaker BSo I Don't know.
Speaker AOh, dude, I.
Speaker BHe has always been nothing but cool.
Speaker BLike, cool to the point of like, just.
Speaker BI don't know, just cool.
Speaker BJust like.
Speaker BLike, I don't know what it is, but he just always.
Speaker BBut there was one time where he said something super funny.
Speaker BI'll get to that in a second.
Speaker BBut this one night, we're all sitting at the.
Speaker BNo, we're all sitting at this.
Speaker BSo Dave goes up on stage, and he had been coming in and been doing like.
Speaker BHe'd been coming in and doing, say, like maybe 45 minutes.
Speaker BAnd he'd always wait to the end of the night.
Speaker BHe never bumped anyone.
Speaker BWhich, once again, you see how the greats work.
Speaker BHe doesn't.
Speaker BHe could have gone up when the place was packed.
Speaker BHe's like, no, it's cool.
Speaker BSo he goes up there and I remember he has a drink in one hand and, dude, this is California.
Speaker BHe's smoking cigarettes on stage.
Speaker BI was like, that is punk rock.
Speaker BLike, just smoking, drinking.
Speaker BI'm like, damn.
Speaker BAnd this particular night, he went up there and he got on stage probably close to 11, and he didn't get off stage till about 2am and I'll never forget, it was, like I said, Matt Brauner, myself, Dane Cook, another comic.
Speaker BI can't remember who the other guy was.
Speaker BAnd we all sat there and it was.
Speaker BIt was surreal for me because I love Matt Brauner.
Speaker BAnd I'm looking at Dane and I'm looking at.
Speaker BAnd I'm just like, wow.
Speaker BAnd every.
Speaker BEvery comic was just watching him.
Speaker BAnd we watched him for, you know.
Speaker BYou know, 12, you know, almost three hours.
Speaker BAnd he.
Speaker BHe was.
Speaker BThat night, he was doing material that he used in that.
Speaker BThat first special that he came back with, and he was doing that joke about buying.
Speaker BBuying ammo for a gun and how the guy's like, what are you hunting for?
Speaker BAnd he's like, you know, I'm hunting for, like, are you hunting for pheasant?
Speaker BAnd he shows the little box like, no, are you hunting for this, you know, deer?
Speaker BHe goes, no.
Speaker BHe goes, I'm hunting for, like, white men in, you know, orange vests.
Speaker BHe's like, do you have any ammo?
Speaker BAnd it was like that night when he did it, it just crushed.
Speaker BAnd it was so amazing to see that on the special later on.
Speaker BBut on that night, he.
Speaker BWhat I loved, he.
Speaker BHe took so much time, and he just.
Speaker BHe sat in the silence and people started to.
Speaker BAnd leave, not because they weren't into him, but they had to go to work.
Speaker BAnd then when they'd get up, he would go, where are you from?
Speaker BAnd, you know, okay, will you get home safely?
Speaker BAnd, like, he was so in this.
Speaker BIt was very loose.
Speaker BAnd it was strange because, you know, the other times I saw him, he'd go up and he would just murder for 40 minutes.
Speaker BMurder.
Speaker BYou know, like, murder, murder, murder.
Speaker BAnd this time he wasn't.
Speaker BIt was like.
Speaker BIt was almost like, you know, 100 people were having dinner with him or something.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BAnd he said something, I remember at the end of the night, you know, he gets up and he starts putting his stuff away, and he goes, you know, you all thought tonight was going to be a fine china night, didn't you?
Speaker BHe goes, it was more of a paper plate night.
Speaker BAnd I was like, God.
Speaker BAnd then he said, if anyone comes out to see me, say that.
Speaker BWhen you go up to get your tickets, like, I'm.
Speaker BIt's.
Speaker BI'm here for, like, the paper plate night, and you'll get in for free.
Speaker BBecause he.
Speaker BYou know, I was kind of saying to everyone, like, you know what?
Speaker BThanks for letting me work out with you guys.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BSo that night, I go home and I'm just like, did I really watch Dave Chappelle just work and talk and just.
Speaker BIt was almost like it was the beginning of kind of what he does now in his specials where it doesn't have to be funny the whole time.
Speaker BSo I was like, what a great moment.
Speaker BAbout two weeks later, he comes back or the next time I do my show, and he goes up, total different vibe goes up and just took all the material that he had done a month earlier and just.
Speaker BIt was tight now, and he just destroyed.
Speaker BJust.
Speaker BJust, you know, And I was like, whoa, what a different.
Speaker BAnd it was a shorter set.
Speaker BYou know, he just, boom, got up, did his thing, bailed, did it at the end of the night.
Speaker BBut it was so much like, that's.
Speaker BThose are the moments that I'll never forget.
Speaker BAnd those were.
Speaker BThat was really what kind of the Laugh Factory gave me those opportunities.
Speaker BAnd a lot of people bag on, you know, the Laugh Factory and, you know, whatever.
Speaker BBut I.
Speaker BFor me, you know, Jamie Masada, he was there, you know, when Mitzi and Bud and all those people came.
Speaker BAnd he's still there.
Speaker BYep.
Speaker BAnd he could.
Speaker BYou can still find him at the front door.
Speaker BHey, buddy.
Speaker BYou know, like, you know, he called me recently because it's funny, he calls me all the time.
Speaker BOnce in a while, he's like, I have a club in San Diego.
Speaker BYou know, everyone tells me, you Live there now.
Speaker BYou know, why don't you run it?
Speaker BAnd I'm like, I don't know what.
Speaker BI go, dude, I go, jamie, because by the time you say, I want you to run the club, you'll already be over with me and not into it anymore.
Speaker BBy the.
Speaker BYou know, by next week, you know, he's.
Speaker BOh, no, it's not the case, you know, but I still have a Christmas gift he gave me.
Speaker BHe used to always.
Speaker BHe always would say, ladies and gentlemen, that's like his way.
Speaker BLadies and gentlemen, Joseph.
Speaker BHe gave me this picture of a clown.
Speaker BHe's into clowns.
Speaker BAnd dude, I immediately got it.
Speaker BIt was so scary.
Speaker BI just wrapped it back up, put it so far in my garage, like, I don't even know where.
Speaker BIt's so scary looking.
Speaker BIt's like a picture of a clown.
Speaker BIt's all.
Speaker BIt's all, ladies and gentlemen, Jose.
Speaker BI'm like, dude, like, love you, but this is scary.
Speaker BThis is weird.
Speaker BThis is weird.
Speaker BIt's.
Speaker BIt's not even a nice clown.
Speaker BIt's all.
Speaker BIt's.
Speaker BSo what's the Gacy guy from Chicago?
Speaker AOh, like William H. Casey, dude.
Speaker BIt's like, yeah, is this left over from his collection?
Speaker BLike, hey, buddy, you know, he come in to do a set, he gives me, you know, I was like, dude, I do not want anything to do with this.
Speaker BBut yeah, Jamie, he gave me my.
Speaker BHe gave me my first real, you know, opportunity.
Speaker BAnd then that led to the improv.
Speaker BBecause the improv down on Melrose, they were more like.
Speaker BThey were like, you know, it was a new crew down there.
Speaker BRita was still there.
Speaker BShe still is there.
Speaker BThere was a woman, Paige, booking or like, there was just different people, but this woman named Emily, who's actually the Comedy Store booker now, that was her first.
Speaker BThat was the first person that like, booked me a.
Speaker BA regular spot.
Speaker BEmily, who books the store now, she gave me my first spot.
Speaker BShe came sawing me do my one man show.
Speaker BShe was like a old or, you know, she was younger.
Speaker BShe's younger than me, but she was like a little punker.
Speaker BShe's like, I love Big D in the kids table.
Speaker BI love side one.
Speaker BI came and saw your one man show.
Speaker BWould you ever want to do it at the improv?
Speaker BAnd I was like, okay.
Speaker BAnd then she was the first one to say, hey, you know, what about coming back?
Speaker BAnd.
Speaker BAnd it was the joke we were talking about, you should come back on a, you know, on a Thursday and do seven minutes.
Speaker BAnd I was like, seven minutes.
Speaker BLike, I Can't even get the mic out of the thing in seven minutes.
Speaker BYou know, like when someone says seven minutes, you're like, what?
Speaker BYeah, you know?
Speaker BAnd I remember the first time I ever went up there.
Speaker BI went up after one of the Wayans brothers and he just destroyed.
Speaker BAnd they're like, ladies and gentlemen, Joseph.
Speaker BAnd I was just like, oh, my God.
Speaker BAnd I remember all I wanted to do is just go up there and not suck.
Speaker BThat it would stand out so much to ruin the vibe of the show.
Speaker BAnd I remember I got off.
Speaker BMy friend was like, dude, you did great.
Speaker BI'm like, was it.
Speaker BWas it funny?
Speaker BHe's like, no, but, you know, you tried, so you survived, dude.
Speaker BYou were trying, you know.
Speaker BI was like, okay.
Speaker BHe goes, no, no, no one even noticed.
Speaker BYou know, I was like, okay.
Speaker BAnd that's when I didn't know when you got the light, that the light is like, you have a minute to wrap it up.
Speaker BI was so paranoid of running the light that, like, when the light went on, I would just bail.
Speaker BI wouldn't even say goodnight.
Speaker AIt's better to end early than go late.
Speaker BNo, but, you know, but, but, dude.
Speaker BNo, but I was like, I did it to the point where the club said, dude, relax, when we give you the light.
Speaker BWe asked you to do, you know, eight minutes, we're giving you the light.
Speaker BIt's say, you know, seven, right?
Speaker BYou have a minute to wrap it up.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BThey do the light.
Speaker BI'd be like, yeah, you know, just.
Speaker BThanks.
Speaker BJust walk out, you know, And I.
Speaker BBecause I was so paranoid of running the light.
Speaker BI remember I was on a.
Speaker BAnd yeah, it was just like, yeah, that was, that was something that was always, always a trip.
Speaker BBut, yeah, so I know I was.
Speaker AA great place to develop.
Speaker BI would.
Speaker BYou know what, though?
Speaker BI'll tell you this right now.
Speaker BIt wasn't a great place to develop.
Speaker BOh, no, no.
Speaker BLA is not the place you want.
Speaker ATo start, but around all of those greats.
Speaker BAnd that was the good part.
Speaker BYou know what?
Speaker BThat part was good.
Speaker BYeah, but the part that wasn't good.
Speaker BAnd people told me this later on and I didn't understand it.
Speaker BThey were like, you don't want to get seen in a city like that too soon.
Speaker BAnd that's what happened to me.
Speaker BLike, people, like, people saw me learning.
Speaker BSo there was already a.
Speaker BLike, there was already like, yeah, man, you know, you should put Joseph on.
Speaker BYeah, I saw him.
Speaker BAnd at that time, you know, I'm.
Speaker BI'm a year in and you don't want to be in a showcase room like that a year in.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BAnd that wasn't.
Speaker BYou know, I didn't care because I was older.
Speaker BBut looking back on it, like, whenever I run into a younger comic, they're like, I'm going to la.
Speaker BAnd I'd be like, all right, go to LA with.
Speaker BWith.
Speaker AWow, this place is haunted.
Speaker AThat clown just came to life, dude.
Speaker BThat right there was like.
Speaker BLike, I also feel like Los Angeles was like, quit talking.
Speaker BRight, right, right, right.
Speaker BHey, bro, we've been good to you.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker ASorry, it was Mitzi, like, move on.
Speaker BYeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker BNo, what.
Speaker BAll I'm saying is this, like, I just, like.
Speaker BWhat I'm saying is, is that like, if I.
Speaker BIf.
Speaker BAnd not that.
Speaker BDude, I got amazing opportunities from starting in la.
Speaker BI mean, all the comics I just talked to you about, I got to see, I got to meet, I got to work with all those comics.
Speaker BAll I'm saying is this.
Speaker BIf I was at a different point in to la, and this is my advice, if you move to a city like Austin, you move to, like, right now, Austin's the place.
Speaker BI just went to Austin.
Speaker BIt was it.
Speaker BDude.
Speaker BIt's like.
Speaker BIt's like the gold rush there.
Speaker BI mean, it's.
Speaker BIt's crazy.
Speaker BIt's almost too much.
Speaker BYou're like, okay, everyone's here, you know, I don't know.
Speaker BAnd it's great.
Speaker BAnd there's clubs and it's a great vibe and I love it.
Speaker BAnd I love that.
Speaker BI love that Truck Stop Buc EE's.
Speaker BSo it's like, I'm into it, you know, you can get beef jerky, barbecue, a gun, and tires for your truck.
Speaker BLike, America, go.
Speaker BI love it.
Speaker BBut the thing that.
Speaker BThe thing that.
Speaker ARunning a.
Speaker BRight now.
Speaker BNo, not.
Speaker AI'm just kidding.
Speaker BDid I tell you the Dom was the Dom?
Speaker BI didn't tell you the Dom.
Speaker ANot yet, no.
Speaker ASo come back around.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BSorry.
Speaker BI've had coffee.
Speaker AIt's all.
Speaker AThis is all.
Speaker BI've never done drugs ever.
Speaker AEven in your punk rock days?
Speaker BNever.
Speaker BSo that's why caffeine affects me, I think, so hard.
Speaker AInteresting.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BI've never did drugs.
Speaker BI tried smoking weed and I.
Speaker BAnd I freaked out.
Speaker AYeah?
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AWell, you're missing out.
Speaker BThe run in the bit.
Speaker BThe run in the bit with Dom.
Speaker BAA was.
Speaker BJamie was like, buddy, you know, you go down to Long beach, you open for Dom Herrera.
Speaker BI'm like, really?
Speaker BAnd he's like, yeah.
Speaker BAnd I'm like, oh, my God.
Speaker BHe goes, you have to drive him down there.
Speaker BYou make sure he gets back to the club up here.
Speaker BYou know, he likes to have a couple drinks.
Speaker BYou make sure you drive.
Speaker BI'm like, awesome.
Speaker BAnd Dom, I remember I picked him up and he was just so amazing.
Speaker BHe was so cool to me.
Speaker BWe had this other comic in the car, Bill Dolls, I think.
Speaker BOh, Bill.
Speaker AI just had him on.
Speaker ABill Dolls?
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker ARedhead guy.
Speaker BYeah, dude, solid.
Speaker BHe.
Speaker BDude, talk about a funny guy.
Speaker BSo I got.
Speaker BI got these two, like, season comic in my little Prius, and they're just busting my balls the whole way down there.
Speaker BAnd all Dom wants to do is listen to the Beatles and talk music and.
Speaker BAnd just, you know, he was, you know, just so into that, and I just loved it.
Speaker BHe knew that I was into music, you know, and that's the reason why I think I got the gig to drive him around, because he was like, it's a music guy.
Speaker BSo we get all the way down there, and I remember we're.
Speaker BWe're talking and.
Speaker BAnd I'm talking to him about something, and he looks at me and he goes.
Speaker BHe goes, or this other comics on the show, and the comics talking to Dom, and we're all sitting at the table, and just out of nowhere, Dom goes, hey, are you running a bid on me?
Speaker BAnd I was like, dude, like, I'd never heard anyone say that.
Speaker BAnd then on the way home, he goes, I can't stand when you're with people and they're running a bit on you.
Speaker BLike, why would.
Speaker BWhy was this guy running a bit on me?
Speaker BAnd I remember I worked with Dom a few more times, and I'd always try to get comic advice out of him.
Speaker AOf course.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BBut he always was like, hey, Joe, you know, hey, I'm gonna have another drink.
Speaker BYou want something, though?
Speaker BHey, have a drink.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BWait, you're driving.
Speaker BYou can't do.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BGoes, hey, let's get.
Speaker BLet's go.
Speaker BLet's.
Speaker BLet's drive back to Hollywood.
Speaker BWe can make it for Last call.
Speaker BAnd we drive back, he's like, hey, are you hungry?
Speaker BLet's go to, you know, Green Blatts.
Speaker BI'm like, okay.
Speaker BSo the next, like, going out with Dom, I wouldn't get home to, like, three in the morning because he would, like, we'd go to lunch, we'd go to.
Speaker BWe'd go to the club.
Speaker BWe watch all the comics.
Speaker BWe'd have a drink, then we'd have a, you know, meal afterwards.
Speaker BI drop him off.
Speaker BHe was just so solid.
Speaker BBut one night, I. I remember I did a Show.
Speaker BAnd I said, dom, you know, I want to.
Speaker BI want to kind of pick your brain, you know, about.
Speaker BI always want to ask questions.
Speaker BAnd he said to me, he said, yeah, sure.
Speaker BAnd I go.
Speaker BI said, you know, in my set tonight, you know, what did you think?
Speaker BAnd he goes, well, you know, I like this bit.
Speaker BI like that bit.
Speaker BAnd I go, yeah, I tried that bit and it just didn't work.
Speaker BHe's like, listen to me.
Speaker BAnd I said, hey, I got a question.
Speaker BHow many times do you try a bit before you stop trying it?
Speaker BAnd he gets all serious and he goes, once.
Speaker BHuh?
Speaker BI go, really?
Speaker BHe goes, yeah.
Speaker BI go, do you.
Speaker BDo you mean that?
Speaker BHe goes, yeah, if you throw something out there and it's a full room and it doesn't work, move on, because don't.
Speaker BAnd you know the other advice I got from Eric Griffin?
Speaker BDon't fall in love with your material.
Speaker BYeah, he used to always say that to me.
Speaker BAnd another thing Eric Griffin said to me once, because he was.
Speaker BHe was super.
Speaker BI'd kind of grind him.
Speaker BAnd, you know, he was like, joe, Joe, it's too much energy.
Speaker BEric, I don't know.
Speaker BI want to ask you a question.
Speaker BHe's like, what?
Speaker BAnd he goes.
Speaker BHe goes, you know what your problem is?
Speaker BHe goes, yeah, you're getting laughs out there.
Speaker BYou're doing it.
Speaker BHe goes, your thing is, you don't listen to the audience.
Speaker BYou're not listening to the audience.
Speaker BAnd I'm like, what do you mean?
Speaker BI listen?
Speaker BHe goes, no, you don't.
Speaker BYou don't listen.
Speaker BAnd you know how long it took me to figure out what he meant by you're not listening?
Speaker BThree years.
Speaker AAnd what did he mean by that?
Speaker BHe meant that don't run your act.
Speaker BLike, there's certain comics, you know, we all know Carlin wrote everything down.
Speaker BYou know.
Speaker BYou know, Mulaney, he writes it all down.
Speaker BYou know, it's.
Speaker BIt's just so.
Speaker BJust every word.
Speaker BPlace like that.
Speaker BThat's amazing, right?
Speaker BBut they're also still in the moment while they're doing the material.
Speaker BAt least, you know, that's the feeling that we all get.
Speaker BWhat he was saying was, joe, you're doing a bit, and the bit that you're doing, you haven't even finished delivering, and you're already, I can tell, thinking of the next bit.
Speaker BYou're not listening to the audience.
Speaker BLet them finish their laugh.
Speaker BLet them, you know, see what else.
Speaker BYou know, listen to the laugh and, you know, you know how it is.
Speaker BIt's like when you listen to the laugh.
Speaker BYou can.
Speaker BIt also changes the direction of where you might go in your material.
Speaker BNow, obviously, when you're starting out, you only have so little material.
Speaker BSo it's like a computer.
Speaker BYou only have so much on the hard drive.
Speaker BAs you get deeper into it, you have more material.
Speaker BYou know, I remember.
Speaker BYou know, that's why when you go see a headliner, that's a true headliner, and they do a full weekend, you go to the full weekend, you'll see three to four different shows.
Speaker BSure, maybe 40% of it's the same, but 60% of it isn't.
Speaker BThat's a comic that has so much material that they're.
Speaker BThey're reaching to and going to.
Speaker BWhereas when you're starting out, you don't have that.
Speaker BSo when I.
Speaker BWhen Eric Griffin said to me, you're not listening, he wasn't saying, you know, you're not listening.
Speaker BYou know, like.
Speaker BLike I was being a dick.
Speaker BHe was just saying, you're.
Speaker BYou're not listening to the response you're getting.
Speaker BYou're not seeing the opportunities that the audience is giving you.
Speaker BYou know, And I was like, it just took a long time for me to realize that all.
Speaker AAll of us, it takes years to have the confidence and the material to actually realize it's not a monologue, it's a dialogue.
Speaker AAnd you say something, their laugh is the response.
Speaker AAnd there's like an ebb and flow to it.
Speaker AIt just takes the flow.
Speaker BIt's the flow.
Speaker BIt's like, you know, it's all about being in that flow.
Speaker BYou know, one time, you know Rita from the Improv, who's booked everyone and been there for years in Hollywood, I was.
Speaker BI. I got done with a show once, and I was like, I felt so good.
Speaker BAnd at the end of the night, she said, yeah, you know, Joe, Yeah, it was good tonight.
Speaker BIt was good.
Speaker BShe's all, you know what, though?
Speaker BBut I don't know, where's the crazy?
Speaker BI was like, what?
Speaker BAnd she's like, just, I don't know, like, where.
Speaker BWhere's that?
Speaker BYou know where?
Speaker BAnd I.
Speaker BAnd that took me.
Speaker BLike, I was like, what do you mean, where's the crazy?
Speaker BI just.
Speaker BI just had a great set.
Speaker BAnd what she was saying, you know, it took me a year to figure that out.
Speaker BLike, where's the, like, not scripted bit?
Speaker BWhere's.
Speaker BWhere's you being you?
Speaker BLike, you're not being you?
Speaker BAnd I was like, okay.
Speaker BThat took another year to figure out.
Speaker BAlso.
Speaker BShe said to me once that something that, you know, she said, joey, she was walking through the club, and I remember she just kind of yelled at me, joey, quit.
Speaker BYou know, she said, quit something.
Speaker BIt was like it was in between shows.
Speaker BShe said, hey, Joe, just enjoy the journey.
Speaker BCan you just do that for me?
Speaker BBecause I was asking, like, how many tickets have we sold?
Speaker BAnd she's like, joe, just enjoy the journey.
Speaker BAnd I.
Speaker BAt the time, I didn't know what that meant.
Speaker BAnd now I'm like, oh.
Speaker BShe's saying, like, joe, all of this is part of becoming the comic that you want to be and the comic that you'll grow into.
Speaker BBut you're not focused on that.
Speaker BYou're focused on all of these distractions.
Speaker BYou know, how many seats are sold, how many people are coming?
Speaker BYou know, what's the ticket price?
Speaker BLike, quit doing that now.
Speaker BThat probably comes from me just, you know, being in the music business my whole life, and it's just, you know, it's just a habit of mine to know, how many tickets have we sold?
Speaker BWhat's the cost of the event?
Speaker BYou know, I could just.
Speaker BI just.
Speaker BI just know that stuff because, you know, that's part of the game, too, big time.
Speaker BBut her saying that to me really made me go, you know what?
Speaker BAs a comic, I'm really going to work on not worrying about those distractions and really, for the first time, focus on.
Speaker BI just want to be.
Speaker BI want to be the best comic that I can be.
Speaker BMy goal every night is to be the funniest comic on the bill.
Speaker BThat's my goal.
Speaker BAnd that might sound arrogant because you're on great bills with people, but I feel that, like, that's.
Speaker BIt's like.
Speaker BIt's like they talk about an aa.
Speaker BIt's like, you know, keeping your side of the street clean.
Speaker BThey talk, you know, and.
Speaker BAnd not that I'm in aa, but, you know, it's like, I just have a lot of friends that are.
Speaker BAnd I love that terminology.
Speaker BI love everything about AA except the not drinking part, you know, but.
Speaker BBecause it's like, dude, working the steps.
Speaker BOh, my God.
Speaker BI joined Alan, and I remember I had to work the steps.
Speaker BAnd it was.
Speaker BI was like, But I don't have a problem with alcohol.
Speaker BWell, you know, Al Anon's for, you know, Al Anon.
Speaker BAl Anon is you join Al Anon when you have, you know, someone in your life that has a problem or a situation with drugs or alcohol.
Speaker AOkay.
Speaker BSo, you know, it's like, you know, and it's.
Speaker BIt's great for, like, you know, you may have a mother that you never knew that, oh, wow.
Speaker BYou know, I've grown up with a mother that you know is an alcoholic, and I'm not an alcoholic.
Speaker BBut, like, you go to Al Anon, you're.
Speaker BYou get a chance to be a group of people that are like, hey, man, like, never had a problem with alcohol, but because the person that was in my life did these things happen.
Speaker BSo you can kind of work out solutions and.
Speaker BAnd ways to get through that, those relationships.
Speaker BBut that was one of the things that I took away from that to bring into comedy was just like, really trying to be.
Speaker BTrying to just be as most.
Speaker BThe most authentic version of yourself as you possibly can on stage and in life, which is super hard.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AHow do you do that?
Speaker BIt takes, dude.
Speaker BIt's so much work.
Speaker BAnd you're always.
Speaker BThat's the thing.
Speaker BI hate when she said, enjoy the Journey.
Speaker BAnd.
Speaker BAnd this is a bit.
Speaker BI hate the band Journey.
Speaker BI don't want to enjoy the Journey.
Speaker BI hate that, man.
Speaker BYou know, like, it's.
Speaker BI. I don't want to enjoy the journey.
Speaker BI want it right now, you know, But I've learned now it doesn't work that way.
Speaker BYou have to just.
Speaker BFor you to create the art that you want, you just have to get real with yourself and you have to.
Speaker BThe funny comes from the honesty.
Speaker BIt's like, you know, everyone's heard the quote from prior.
Speaker BThat's where the honest.
Speaker BThat when you're honest, the funny comes.
Speaker BAnd as soon as I think you look at yourself and start writing from the heart and start writing really, what is going on?
Speaker BThat's where the.
Speaker BThat's where we see the magic on stage, because the audience can identify with.
Speaker BThey know the thing.
Speaker BI mean, how many times we heard the comics go up, they're like, you know, so I was in this threesome.
Speaker BYou're like, dude, you've never been in a threesome.
Speaker BStop it.
Speaker AYou've seen my act.
Speaker AOkay.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BDo you know what I'm saying?
Speaker AI'm clearly the guy that's like, threesome.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BBut, you know, I'm just using.
Speaker BYou know what I'm saying?
Speaker BPeople go on stage and they talk about things that just aren't real.
Speaker AExactly.
Speaker BAnd you're like, dude, that didn't happen.
Speaker ARight.
Speaker BEven though it's getting a laugh, it didn't happen.
Speaker BSo, you know, obviously we stretch the truth.
Speaker BYou know, you can have a premise that you're talking about someone that, hey, maybe it happened to this person.
Speaker BBut, you know, you Turn it into, it happened to your son or it happened to your dad.
Speaker BAnd you're like, it's funnier that way.
Speaker BIt doesn't make sense if it, it's, you know.
Speaker BBut I just feel like that journey and all that, that, those things that I've learned, you know, listening to the, you know, Joe, listen to the audience, you know, you don't, you don't listen to the audience or, you know, you know, people saying, hey, enjoy the journey.
Speaker BYou know, being on stage and really dropping into that moment.
Speaker BThose are the, those are the things that I think are the.
Speaker BThat's like the thing.
Speaker BLike as much as you can write material and you can do this and you can do that, the material and all that ain't going to work if you're not doing those other things.
Speaker BEnjoying the journey, trying to find the honesty in your comedy and also just digging deep because a lot of comics I see, you know, sometimes they don't want to write as much.
Speaker BYou should always, you know, you ought to always be writing, you know, because it's easy to get an act, you know, and then you just kind of lean on it.
Speaker AOh, for.
Speaker AYeah, I mean, that's, that's where I've been lately is like the first.
Speaker AI spent the first 10 years I self produced a special on my 10 year anniversary and then the pandemic hit and now I'm at this next kind of like evolution of like, okay, well, I have that hour.
Speaker ANow what now?
Speaker AWhat do I talk about now?
Speaker BLike, and that's hard.
Speaker ALean on that.
Speaker BAnd that's hard.
Speaker AJust no works.
Speaker BThat's hard.
Speaker AYep.
Speaker BYou know, it's super hard.
Speaker BYeah, but it's supposed to be.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker ALike, comedy is hard.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AAnd it takes time.
Speaker BIt's supposed to.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BYou know what, man?
Speaker BI always say that anything that means anything in this world is supposed to be hard.
Speaker AYeah, for sure.
Speaker BAnd it's a grind.
Speaker BYou know, I was talking to, you know, John who, you know, hooked me up with you to do this.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BWhen you, when you say to a comic, unless you're like, you know, a Bill Burr or, you know, Sebastian, it's like, you don't have to ask those guys what's going on.
Speaker BLike, if you run into Burr, you're not like, hey, dude, so what's going on?
Speaker BEverything's awesome.
Speaker BYou know, I'm in a private jet selling out huge.
Speaker BYou don't have to ask him that because you know it.
Speaker ARight.
Speaker BAny other comic that is out on the grind, if you say to them, hey, what's going on.
Speaker BIf they're a true comic.
Speaker BIt's the.
Speaker BWe're both doing the same thing.
Speaker BWe're trying to write, we're trying to get on bigger shows, we're trying to get feature spots, we're trying to work out an hour, we're trying to find a place to work that hour out at.
Speaker BAt the same time, we're doing this thing called social media.
Speaker BWe look at that, it either puts us in a good mood or a really shitty mood.
Speaker BWe judge, we say, no way I'm happy for him.
Speaker BAnd then deep inside, no, I'm not your jealousy, you know, it's just, it's just, it's all these emotions that go through.
Speaker BYou're trying to find the magic bullet that pushes your stand up out there.
Speaker BThen you question yourself, then you don't question yourself, and then you write a new bit and then you do the new bit and then you try to get more of guarantee and then you're afraid to ask for more of a guarantee.
Speaker BAnd then you feel that you're being lame.
Speaker BAnd then you're like, maybe I should do a podcast.
Speaker BAnd then if I do the podcast, more people will be my into my following.
Speaker BAnd then if I have more followers, then they'll buy more tickets, but then people will think I bought my followers and I got to make sure I didn't buy the followers.
Speaker BAnd there's the blue chip and everyone's in.
Speaker BThey thought the blue chip was cool.
Speaker BNow it's not cool.
Speaker BAnd then I got to start a YouTube channel.
Speaker BOh, my God, I should do a podcast.
Speaker BI don't have any of this gear.
Speaker BWho would I do it with?
Speaker BThat's being a comic.
Speaker AYes, yes.
Speaker AYou just summed it all up.
Speaker BAnd that's you every day in your car alone.
Speaker BThere's.
Speaker BI mean, it's like, it's not like.
Speaker BI swear to God.
Speaker BI remember when I started, someone said to me, you don't want to be a comic.
Speaker BAnd I said, why?
Speaker BThey're all.
Speaker BIt's.
Speaker BIf you're not careful, it can be sad.
Speaker BAnd I was like, I'm not a sad dude, but I see a lot of people go down that rabbit hole and you got it.
Speaker BYou can't, man, because it's a solo game and I'm used to being in a band.
Speaker BI'm used to four of us.
Speaker BWe get done with the show.
Speaker BDude, that was awesome.
Speaker BYou're all high fiving each other and if it wasn't awesome, you blame it on the other guy.
Speaker BLike you get off stage.
Speaker BLike, dude, I don't know what you were doing during our third song, but, you know, learn how to play this song.
Speaker BYou can blame it on that.
Speaker BDude.
Speaker BThat wasn't on me.
Speaker BDude, when you get off stage doing stand up, you only have yourself to high five y and you only have yourself to say, you suck.
Speaker AYou're just in the green room eating chicken fingers alone.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BFor better.
Speaker BAnd that's the other thing, though.
Speaker BI'm not going to be one of those guys that come on here and be like, oh, dude, it's so hard.
Speaker BIt is not.
Speaker BDude, I am so stoked I'm here tonight.
Speaker AIt's.
Speaker AI'm very grateful to be a comedian.
Speaker BSo, so grateful.
Speaker BSo.
Speaker BAnd you know, and it's also like, either you're a comic or you're not.
Speaker BI think Jerry Seinfeld said that.
Speaker AYou'll know.
Speaker AYeah, either.
Speaker BHe said, like, I don't care if you're doing.
Speaker BI don't care if you're doing room 100 people, and I don't care if I'm doing a thousand people.
Speaker BEither you're a comic or you're not.
Speaker BEither you're in the game and you're a lifer or you're not.
Speaker BAnd I know for me, I'm.
Speaker BI'm in the game.
Speaker BThis is what I do.
Speaker BAnd I.
Speaker BAnd I love it and I'm grateful for it and I'm going to keep doing it.
Speaker BAnd all.
Speaker BAnd all that I want to do, though, is be the, the best version of myself on stage.
Speaker BI want to write the best material.
Speaker BI want to be the best comic.
Speaker BI want to, you know, I, I do want to treat every show that.
Speaker BIt's like the, the last show or it's the last spot.
Speaker BAnd some people think that's silly, but I don't care anymore.
Speaker BI'm like, you know what, dude?
Speaker BI've gotten this far in my life with that attitude.
Speaker BI'm gonna keep doing it.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AAnd this comedy grind now is that DIY self.
Speaker BI love it.
Speaker BIt reminds me of punk rock, dude.
Speaker BI.
Speaker BSo funny you say that.
Speaker BThat's one of the things that drew me into it was I was like, this is punk rock, everyone.
Speaker BDude, you got the Mark Normans that, you know, they put their special out on their own.
Speaker BBoom.
Speaker BI love that you got the Matt rifes just like, all right, you know, you know, we all know that story.
Speaker BYou know, he's trying to put one nighters between Milwaukee and Chicago.
Speaker BHe can't even get paid.
Speaker BAnd then all of A sudden, you know, onlyfans comes out.
Speaker BBoom.
Speaker BLove it.
Speaker BIt's there.
Speaker BYou work hard, you write good material, you're a good person.
Speaker BThat's.
Speaker BThat's all you can do.
Speaker BAnd that.
Speaker BThat's.
Speaker BThat's.
Speaker BAnd I love it.
Speaker BAnd I do feel it's punk rock because there's no rules anymore.
Speaker BThere's no gatekeepers anymore.
Speaker BWhether it's YouTube, whether it's, you know, your podcast, whether it's moments like this.
Speaker BBack in the day, we couldn't have a moment like this.
Speaker BIt'd be like, all right, you need to talk to so and so, and let's see if you're on the podcast now.
Speaker BYou know, now today we're doing this, and, you know, hopefully someone listens and goes, all right, I took something from that.
Speaker AThat's.
Speaker BThat's my goal.
Speaker AYep.
Speaker AThat's the whole goal of this whole show, man.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BDude, I. I was just gonna say I didn't tell the Dane Cook story.
Speaker AOh, yeah.
Speaker AI was gonna get to it.
Speaker BOkay, cool.
Speaker AYeah, yeah.
Speaker ASo we.
Speaker AWe can get to it.
Speaker ABecause I was just gonna.
Speaker BOkay, we're.
Speaker AWe're about to.
Speaker AWe're landing the plane.
Speaker BLand in the plane, bro.
Speaker ASo we can get into Dan.
Speaker AHear about Jim some as well, too.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BWhat do you want?
Speaker AYeah, but let's do the Dan Cook one.
Speaker ALet's do.
Speaker BYou're gonna like the Dane Cook story because it's also, like, punk rock, too.
Speaker AOkay, cool.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BAlkaline trio.
Speaker AYes.
Speaker BFan.
Speaker AYes.
Speaker BMatt Skiba.
Speaker AWell, I was.
Speaker BI was.
Speaker AI went through skater phase in middle school.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker AI have the scars to prove that I was a husky kid.
Speaker BSkateboarding.
Speaker ASkateboard.
Speaker ARoyal trucks don't want to flex.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AFire Spitfire wheels.
Speaker AI don't remember the bearings, but I was into skateboarding, and then I just fell way too much.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BSo skateboarding is like.
Speaker AAnd the punk rock.
Speaker AI was all into all that.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BSo for me, skateboarding grew up in the.
Speaker BI grew up in the Bay Area, San Jose, and I was in the right place at the right time.
Speaker BYou know, it's just like, I. I grew up with Steve Caballero, you know, for the Bones Brigade.
Speaker BHim and I still friends to this day.
Speaker AThat's awesome.
Speaker BMike McGill.
Speaker BYou know, I was there.
Speaker BI got to see everyone skate, from Christian Osoy to Billy Ruff to, you know, obviously, Steve Caballero, Tony Hawk, you know, Steve Stedham, Kevin Stop.
Speaker BLike any legendary Pro in the 80s.
Speaker BRob Rostikoff, Jeff Kendall, Corey O'.
Speaker BBrien.
Speaker BI mean, I saw Lance Mountain I mean, I saw everyone fun, and.
Speaker BAnd I also.
Speaker BI got to participate, you know, not skating in sessions with them, but, like, being at the park and skating, you know, watching them.
Speaker ASo I was watching them try to just win a trick.
Speaker AIt's like a comedian trying to figure.
Speaker BOut a joke over and over and over and over.
Speaker AIt's incredible.
Speaker BSo for me, skateboarding has such a special place for me.
Speaker BAnd.
Speaker BAnd recently, which was a trip, the Bones Brigade all is.
Speaker BYou know, it was basically Stacy Peralta, who founded the Bones Brigade, George Powell from PAL Peralta.
Speaker BAnd then you had Steve Caballero, you had Lance Mountain, you had Tony Guerrero.
Speaker BTommy Guerrero.
Speaker BWait, Tony.
Speaker BTony Guerrero.
Speaker BTommy Guerrero.
Speaker BSorry.
Speaker BTony's his brother.
Speaker BTommy Guerrero, he had Tony Hawk.
Speaker BAnd then you had Rodney Mullen.
Speaker BSteve Caballero.
Speaker BAnd basically, they did an event where people pay a large amount of money to have the Bones Brigade.
Speaker BAll those legendary skaters in a.
Speaker BIn a room where they have, like, a dinner, and then after the dinner, they do a questions and answer, and Stacy Peralta, who founded the team, hosts it, and they asked me to open the show up.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BAnd that was in November.
Speaker BMike McGill called me, and he was like, hey, you know, Mike McGill and Steve Caballero would come to see me do stand up, and there'd be times where I'd just be in the.
Speaker BYou know, I'm like, are those two guys really watching me here do standup?
Speaker BAnd they would bring their friends and their girlfriends, and it was just.
Speaker BIt was awesome.
Speaker BBut when I got asked to host this event, it was seriously, like, you know, I've had amazing opportunities.
Speaker BYou know, I toured with Jim Brewer and Metallica.
Speaker BThat was a whole amazing tour.
Speaker BBut getting the chance to welcome those guys on stage and do 20 minutes about the Bones Brigade and skateboarding was one of the highest points of my career.
Speaker BLike, I was in this beautiful hotel, and.
Speaker BAnd it was great because I was on stage, and the place was packed with all the people for the event.
Speaker BAnd now, for everyone listening, if you're not a fan of skateboarding right now, you're probably.
Speaker BIt's like.
Speaker BIt's like when Rogan talks about ufc.
Speaker BIf you're not into that, you're like, okay, fast forward.
Speaker ABut my Polar Plunge.
Speaker BYeah, yeah, my.
Speaker BYeah, dude.
Speaker BIce Plunge, which I recently did.
Speaker BHave you done Ice Plunge?
Speaker AI have before.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker ANot lately.
Speaker BI recently started doing that.
Speaker BIt's pretty rad.
Speaker AYou get high from it?
Speaker BOh, absolutely.
Speaker AYou're buzzing after.
Speaker BAbsolutely.
Speaker BSo then when I did this, it was pretty amazing.
Speaker BI was doing my.
Speaker BDoing my set.
Speaker BAnd the Bones Brigade were supposed to be in another room.
Speaker BAnd then I was going to bring them on stage, but they started hearing me through the wall and then they all were at the end of the room watching me.
Speaker BSo there was this moment, if you would have told me 12 year old, you know, Joe Sebiondo at Winchester Skateboard park would be entertaining and talking about the Bones Brigade with all of them there watching me, it was like, it was seriously a highlight.
Speaker BI'll never forget, like that.
Speaker BThe.
Speaker BThe visual of them watching me and laughing, seeing Tony Hawk laugh.
Speaker BLaugh, like making Tony Hawk laugh.
Speaker BThere's a photo on my Instagram, if you go to it, there's a picture of all of them and I'm like holding the board and it was a highlight.
Speaker BLance Mountain, all those guys.
Speaker AThat's awesome.
Speaker BAnd then, you know, and I did a bit on each guy and.
Speaker BAnd it was just so amazing, you know, skateboarding everything to me.
Speaker BSo, okay, the Dane Cook story.
Speaker AYes.
Speaker BAlkaline Trail.
Speaker BSo that's how I was like, how.
Speaker ADid we get off on that?
Speaker ABut it was Alkaline.
Speaker BOkay, so check it out.
Speaker BAnd then.
Speaker BSo there was a moment in time.
Speaker BMatt Skiba, great friend, super solid dude, and just, you know, always been super, super great.
Speaker BAlkaline Trio.
Speaker BI used to do this rock to roll benefit where we raised money for wheelchairs.
Speaker BAlkaline Trio Trio played it, donated all the money.
Speaker BSolid band, solid guys.
Speaker BAt this point, I think they're on hiatus, they're not doing something.
Speaker BAnd Matt Skiba is in la and he's just.
Speaker BHe's just hanging out, you know, and he finds out I'm doing standup comedy and he's like, I'm gonna come to your show.
Speaker BSo he comes a couple times and.
Speaker BAnd at one point, I was doing a show where I incorporated magic and then like music and then comedy.
Speaker BAnd it was called the Bare Bones show and it was at the Laugh Factory.
Speaker BAnd I'm doing the show.
Speaker BAnd that was when, you know, comics at the Laugh Factory were doing my show, Bare Bones.
Speaker BSo, like, we'd have music and then we'd have a magician and then we'd have all these amazing comics.
Speaker BSo this one particular night, Matt's gonna play music acoustic, you know, Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio.
Speaker BPlace is packed.
Speaker BAnd he shows up.
Speaker BAnd when he shows up, I can tell he's had a couple cocktails.
Speaker BAnd I'm like, oh, that's fine.
Speaker BHe'll be fine.
Speaker BAnd then as the night progresses, you Know, the first act goes up, second act goes up.
Speaker BNow all of a sudden, Matt Skiba has to go up.
Speaker BNow Matt at this point is backstage and he's hanging out with.
Speaker BHanging out with all of the comics that are there.
Speaker BFinesse Mitchell was on the show that night.
Speaker BDane Cook was on the show with it.
Speaker BDom Aero was on the show.
Speaker BI think Peter Pete, or sorry, Tosh was there.
Speaker BDaniel Tosh.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BLike, everyone's there because it was the show to go to.
Speaker BEveryone's there.
Speaker BWe're all backstage.
Speaker BMatt Skiba's hanging out with everyone, and he's shooting the.
Speaker BWith Dane and he's talking to Dane and they're having great conversations and they're all in the upstairs and Finesse.
Speaker BEveryone's just talking to my buddy that plays guitar.
Speaker BAnd, you know, Matt Skiba is a pretty big dude.
Speaker BHe's tall, and Dane's a pretty big dude.
Speaker BSo, like, if I'm standing there, I'm the shortest, right?
Speaker BThat's a key moment to the whole thing.
Speaker AThing.
Speaker BSo Matt Skiba goes up on stage and he's playing.
Speaker BAnd no dismat, because we've talk.
Speaker BWe joke about it now.
Speaker BHe was annihilated, dude.
Speaker BAnd he's.
Speaker BHe's.
Speaker BHe's just like, not playing the songs.
Speaker BIt's not connecting.
Speaker BAnd then he decides, I'm going to be a comedian.
Speaker AOh.
Speaker BAnd you know how that is.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BYou know, civilian going in the comedy world.
Speaker BAnd I'm kind of like, all right, where's this going to go?
Speaker BAnd then all of a sudden, while he's on stage, he starts just busting out these.
Speaker BThese jokes that are so not jokes.
Speaker BAnd then starts morphing it into.
Speaker BI was hanging out with Dane Cook, and, you know, my.
Speaker BMy roommate used to listen to you, and then he killed himself or something like that.
Speaker BAnd the room just goes dark.
Speaker BAnd I'm like sitting there.
Speaker BAnd at that moment, I'll never forget Finesse Mitch goes, you better get your boy off stage.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BAnd I'm like.
Speaker BAnd all it's going through my head is I'm like, I just.
Speaker BJust started stand up and it's going to be over this quick.
Speaker BLike, I. I realized I'm all.
Speaker BJamie's like, buddy, what is going on?
Speaker BYour friend?
Speaker BGet him out.
Speaker BSo then it was a joke, dude.
Speaker BLike, I had to, like.
Speaker BI had to, like, go on the side of the stage, which was awkward while he's trying to play songs and.
Speaker BAnd I had to go up.
Speaker BAnd as he's just digging a hole deeper and deeper and deeper.
Speaker BI just go up, and I put my hand on the neck of his guitar, and I go, ladies and gentlemen, Matt Skiba.
Speaker BAnd Matt looks at me like, what?
Speaker BI. I thought I was crushing, you know, And I'm like, okay.
Speaker BSo then I get Matt, and we go backstage, and every comic is like, what the hell are you doing, dude?
Speaker BYou're bagging on the club.
Speaker BYou're bagging on us, and.
Speaker BAnd everyone.
Speaker BAnd I'll never forget, by the time I got backstage, Dane and Matt were just, you know, talking to each other, and.
Speaker BAnd they were just.
Speaker BThey were just like.
Speaker BThey weren't, like, gonna fight or anything, but, like, I thought in my head, I'm like.
Speaker BLike, oh, my God.
Speaker BLike, what am I gonna do?
Speaker BLike, Matt's my bro.
Speaker BLike, I can't, you know, I can't let this end bad.
Speaker BAnd.
Speaker BAnd he's.
Speaker BHe's being surrounded by all these guys, and they're just going, dude.
Speaker BAnd Matt's going, I thought it was cool.
Speaker BLike, I thought that's what you do.
Speaker BAnd, you know, and I'm trying to convince Matt.
Speaker BI'm like, dude, it's the equivalent of, like, going to CBGB's and saying, the Ramones suck and this place sucks.
Speaker BLike, you just can't.
Speaker BIt's like going into a church and just, you know, doing something gnarly, you know, like, you just.
Speaker BAnd he's like.
Speaker BI thought he's sitting there like that.
Speaker BAnd then this is Dane.
Speaker BIt's like a circle of us, you know, it's Dom Herrera, it's Tosh.
Speaker BIt's, you know, finesse Mitchell.
Speaker BAnd then me and then, you know.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BAnd Dane Cook goes, dude, look around the room right now.
Speaker BLook around your room.
Speaker BYou're surrounded.
Speaker BComedian.
Speaker BHe points at Dom.
Speaker BComedian points at Tosh.
Speaker BComedian.
Speaker BPush it.
Speaker BFinessel points at me, and I'm like, oh, he's gonna call me a comedian?
Speaker BHe goes, well, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker BAnd I'm like, dude, I.
Speaker BLike, I was so close.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BHe doesn't call me a comic, you know, kind of like, yeah, you're one of those.
Speaker BLike, yeah.
Speaker BAnd I'm like, I was so bummed.
Speaker BOh, I was so bummed.
Speaker BAnd then I remember, you know, Matt apologized, and Dane was like, it's cool.
Speaker BAll right.
Speaker BYou know, just, next time, don't do that.
Speaker BYou know?
Speaker BBut it was one of those moments where I was like, oh, I was so close.
Speaker AAnd he.
Speaker AHe was sure to almost be like, go all, dude.
Speaker BHe went around the room.
Speaker BHe Looked at each guy.
Speaker BThere was five of us, and I was right.
Speaker BThere he goes.
Speaker BLook around the room right now.
Speaker BLook at who is here.
Speaker BYou got Dom, a rare.
Speaker BHe's a legendary comedian.
Speaker BYou got a comedian.
Speaker BYou got a comedian.
Speaker BYou got a comedian.
Speaker BYou got.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker BYou know what I'm saying?
Speaker BHe, like, looked right at me like, I'm not gonna give it to you, bro.
Speaker AOh, dang.
Speaker BLike, that's.
Speaker BThat's the great thing about comics.
Speaker BEven in the heat of the moment, he won't give it to you.
Speaker AYeah, of course.
Speaker BYou know?
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BI remember.
Speaker BI. I seriously thought that it was over.
Speaker BBut you know what?
Speaker BI realized that night, too?
Speaker BIt was such a huge learning curve, because in the world of music, something like that goes down on stage, it is over.
Speaker BThe venue doesn't want you there anymore.
Speaker BThe.
Speaker BThe clubs bombed.
Speaker BThe promoters bombed.
Speaker BLike, dude, that was totally unprofessional what happened on stage.
Speaker BAnd that was the first night that I realized in comedy, when stuff like that happens, it's just.
Speaker BThat's magical.
Speaker BThe audience, it gives them to be like, dude, you got to stop them playing guitar.
Speaker BSo and so got mad at him.
Speaker BHe didn't know what to do.
Speaker BIt was so awesome.
Speaker BAnd the club loves it, too.
Speaker BLike, no one's like.
Speaker BLike, I remember the next day, Jamie, I was like, oh, God, I'm gonna call from, you know, the club.
Speaker BAnd no one even called me.
Speaker BI just came back a month later, and it was like, it never even happened.
Speaker ABuddy, you bring in your body.
Speaker BBuddy, you bring it.
Speaker BDon't bring.
Speaker BYou know, I think he did say no more guitar.
Speaker BI was like, all right.
Speaker BHe's like, no more.
Speaker BNo more scabba with the.
Speaker BI'm a skiba.
Speaker BNo more scabba.
Speaker BJust.
Speaker BNo more.
Speaker BNo more sca.
Speaker BLike Scott.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AThank you for sharing that.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BI don't know.
Speaker BThat's.
Speaker BI don't know.
Speaker BI've never told that story.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AMy one interaction with Dane, I did a video essay about him because I wanted to tell his story because he does get a lot of negativity online, and I was like, I want people to understand where he came from and, like, how he got to where he is.
Speaker ASo I made this.
Speaker AI made this video essay, and I was super psyched, and I sent it to him first, and he just saw the thumbnail, and he.
Speaker AHe was like, call me.
Speaker BAnd he.
Speaker AAnd the thumbnail was kind of clickbaity in hindsight, and I changed it, and it's all.
Speaker AWe're all good now.
Speaker ABut Like.
Speaker ALike, he gave me his number, and we Talked for, like, 30.
Speaker BLike, oh, that's.
Speaker AThis is randomly at, like, 10:30 at night.
Speaker BIt's totally him.
Speaker AWe talked for, like, 30 minutes, and he's like, you.
Speaker AYou're.
Speaker AYou're like.
Speaker AHe's like, I know you're trying to help.
Speaker AHe's like, this thumbnail's not helping it.
Speaker AIt's negative like everything else, which is the opposite of what you're trying to do.
Speaker AAnd he's like, you could do something very special like Johnny Carson would do in showcasing comedians.
Speaker AHe's like, you can do that with this.
Speaker AAnd he, like.
Speaker AHe wasn't mean.
Speaker AHe was, like, very encouraging of, like, you, like, you can make this better type deal.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AAnd that always stuck with me.
Speaker AHe took.
Speaker ATook time, like, on a weekday at 10:30 to be like, I don't know this guy, but I want to help him.
Speaker BAnd I was like, yeah.
Speaker BWhoa.
Speaker BWell, you know, comics, I think comics, you know, for the most part, you know, the.
Speaker BThe.
Speaker BThe people, they want to help each other.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BIt's just the people that actually take the time to throw the number out there and pick it up and do the call.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AThis is how we started this whole thing of, like, comics helping comics.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BI mean, I wouldn't be here.
Speaker BI wouldn't be on tour doing this if it wasn't for Jim Brewer.
Speaker BI mean, he gave me a shot, got opening up for him, and it was such a random opportunity, and it just turned into, hey, man, you can come on the road with me.
Speaker ADid he see you at a show?
Speaker BNo, not at all.
Speaker BI stayed in touch with his publicist.
Speaker BSo this is.
Speaker BThis is what I did was, is that I met his publicist in la.
Speaker BRandomly ran.
Speaker BNo, no, his.
Speaker BI was on a. I was a friend of a friend of mine.
Speaker BChris Shiflett from the Foo Fighters was interviewing Jim on his podcast, and I had a deal.
Speaker BThey came to.
Speaker BThey came to side one to do it there.
Speaker BSo his publicist came.
Speaker BI met his publicist, this woman named Amy, super cool.
Speaker BAnd I was like, God, I'd love to open for Jim.
Speaker BAnd she's like, stay in touch.
Speaker BI was like, okay.
Speaker BSo I just stayed in touch, and I.
Speaker BBut I.
Speaker BYou know, every month I'd look at Jim's schedule, and I'd be like, hey, I'm gonna be out in Chicago.
Speaker BAnd, you know, the 18th of April, like, if Jim doesn't have an opener, which I wasn't gonna be out there, but I would just be like, I'll go right, you know, oh, no, we've got someone.
Speaker BOkay, just stay in touch.
Speaker BStay in touch.
Speaker BAnd then it just came to the point where they came through the West Coast.
Speaker BThey didn't have an opener.
Speaker BI went to the show where I got asked to open.
Speaker BShe's like, hey, can you open San Diego?
Speaker BI said, sure.
Speaker BAt the point.
Speaker BAt that point, my dad was living in San Diego, and I brought my dad.
Speaker BI told my dad, stay in my dressing room.
Speaker BI gotta go to the front, you know, box office.
Speaker BI came back, he's eating a sandwich and drinking coffee with Jim, spitting food on Jim.
Speaker BLike, Jim's just getting salami.
Speaker BHe just looks at me and Jim starts laughing.
Speaker BHe's all, hey, I met your dad.
Speaker BYou must be Joe.
Speaker BAnd I'm like, what's up?
Speaker BHe's like, I love your dad.
Speaker BAnd then after the show, he was like, hey, man, I'm doing another show in a couple months out here.
Speaker BWould you like to open?
Speaker BI said, sure.
Speaker BAnd then I remember we went to dinner and he was like, hey, man, I gotta say, like, you know, any dude that would bring his dad to the show was just a thumbs up in my book.
Speaker BHe's all, as long as you don't bomb, you know, if you want to.
Speaker BIf you want to open up, I'll give you the slot.
Speaker BAnd I was like, like, all right.
Speaker BAnd it was a game changer.
Speaker AAnd now you've been on the road with him ever since?
Speaker BYeah, I've been on the road with him a lot.
Speaker BYou know, he's given me a lot of opportunities, man.
Speaker BJust.
Speaker BIt's been amazing.
Speaker BI mean, I have.
Speaker BI just have nothing, but, you know, I'm so grateful and so thankful.
Speaker BHe's just been such a solid, solid human being.
Speaker BBeen a great friend to me.
Speaker BReally great friend.
Speaker BYou know, he, you know, and also just gave me opportunities that a lot of people don't give to other people.
Speaker BLike, we're talking about, like, when he got asked to go on the tour with Metallica, he said, hey, man, they said I could bring someone else.
Speaker BWould you want to go?
Speaker BYou know?
Speaker BAnd when he got offered the tour, too, I was like, he's like, what do you think, man?
Speaker BThey want me to go out.
Speaker BThey're not going to bring a band.
Speaker BAnd in my head, I was like, what a nightmare.
Speaker AInsane.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BI was like, dude, yeah.
Speaker BYou know, he's like, do you think I should do it?
Speaker BI'm like, yeah, I just wanted to go because I just want to see the show, you know?
Speaker ARight.
Speaker BAnd Then he's like, hey, dude, they said I could bring someone.
Speaker BDo you want to go?
Speaker BAnd I'm like, totally.
Speaker BYou know, I'm like, I'm in.
Speaker BAnd we did that.
Speaker BIt was amazing.
Speaker BWe did the.
Speaker BWe were the opening act for six months, 30 shows.
Speaker BIt was a game changer.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BIt was like, one week on, one week off for six months.
Speaker AAnd the crowds were receptive.
Speaker BAt the beginning.
Speaker BNo, the first show.
Speaker BAnd right now, anyone that was there will be like, no, dude, at the beginning, we had one show in Madison, Wisconsin, that was.
Speaker BThat was.
Speaker BThat was not what we.
Speaker BWe were still trying to figure out what we were gonna do.
Speaker BBecause the problem was, is that we were so psyched we were going on tour with Metallica.
Speaker BWe never planned anything.
Speaker BYou know, we would just get together, be like, oh, my God, we're drinking beers.
Speaker BIt's like, I can't believe we're going.
Speaker BI wonder if they'll play this, you know, we were more worried about that, putting together a show.
Speaker BSo we did the Madison, Wisconsin show.
Speaker BWe got through it, you know, by the skin of our teeth.
Speaker BAnd then the next show is in Minneapolis.
Speaker BWe had two days.
Speaker BAnd I went down to Jim the next morning.
Speaker BI said, bro, I didn't sleep.
Speaker BMy kids were like, don't go on the Internet.
Speaker BSo gnarly.
Speaker BAnd I was like, people were like, just not feeling it.
Speaker BAnd.
Speaker BBut Jim was like, dude, you know, who cares?
Speaker BLike, we'll figure it out.
Speaker BAnd I was like, jim, you know, we.
Speaker BWe can't do what we did last night.
Speaker BHe goes, yeah, I know.
Speaker BLet's.
Speaker BThat's why you're here.
Speaker BLike, this is your world.
Speaker BI'm a comedian.
Speaker BYour world is shows.
Speaker BYour world is this.
Speaker BLike, that's why you're here, dude.
Speaker BPut together.
Speaker BLet's put together a show.
Speaker BLike, let's sit down.
Speaker BAnd then we just literally put together the show we ended up doing, and we learned, you know, how to start it, where to go with it.
Speaker BAnd at that point, too, Jim was, like, at first, not feeling.
Speaker BDoing stand up.
Speaker BIt was weird.
Speaker BHe was like, not weird, but we just both felt they don't want to see stand up.
Speaker BThey.
Speaker BThey're not coming for that.
Speaker BAnd then what ended up happening?
Speaker BBecause the Stern and because of.
Speaker BOf Rogan and because of all the he'd done.
Speaker BEveryone knew he was a Metallica fan.
Speaker BEveryone knew the Slayer bit.
Speaker BEveryone knew the.
Speaker BSo everyone was getting there early because Lars from Metallica told us straight up.
Speaker BHe's like, you know, just so you guys know, like, you Know, the venue won't even be full.
Speaker BYou know, maybe there'll be 1500 people there.
Speaker BMaybe, you know, these 20,000 seaters.
Speaker BThat was not the case.
Speaker BEvery single night packed.
Speaker BWe.
Speaker BI would come out on stage at 7 o' clock and it was full.
Speaker BIt was not a thousand people.
Speaker BAnd I remember they were.
Speaker BAnd that's when I, you know, when I and Jim figured out, dude, they're here to see you do stand up.
Speaker BSo he.
Speaker BWe went from, like, not doing a stand up section.
Speaker BNot my stand.
Speaker BThey didn't want to see mine.
Speaker BBut they, they, they were there.
Speaker BAnd Jim was doing between, you know, 35 to 45 minutes of stand up because he had all the material.
Speaker ADude, were you doing anything?
Speaker BWhat I was doing was this.
Speaker BSo I was.
Speaker BI basically was the mc.
Speaker BOkay, cool.
Speaker BI was your host.
Speaker AGotcha.
Speaker BI came out.
Speaker BWhat's up, everybody?
Speaker BWelcome to Atlanta.
Speaker BTonight, Metallica's in the house.
Speaker BAll right, cool.
Speaker BI'm gonna play any music that you guys want to hear.
Speaker BAnything you want to hear.
Speaker BText to this number, tell me what you want to hear.
Speaker BYou want to hear priests?
Speaker BYou want to hear Pantera?
Speaker BAnything you want to hear, I'm your guy.
Speaker BYou want to hear some exodus, Boom, I'm your guy.
Speaker BWe got Jim Brewer in the house.
Speaker BAll right, cool, man.
Speaker BWe got a great night for you guys tonight.
Speaker BRight now.
Speaker BWe're going to kick it off with the only band that can start this night.
Speaker BLadies and gentlemen, scream real loud so he can hear you.
Speaker BLet's scream so loud.
Speaker BLemmy can hear you.
Speaker BHere's Motorhead.
Speaker BBoom.
Speaker BI go into Motorhead.
Speaker ABeautiful.
Speaker BBecause I knew if I played Motorhead, no one could talk.
Speaker BNo one could.
Speaker BBecause, you know, it's Motorhead.
Speaker BIf you're.
Speaker BYou cannot.
Speaker BI don't care if you're into, you know, Slayer.
Speaker BI don't care if you're into AC dc.
Speaker BYou're like, okay, Motorhead's the.
Speaker BSo then, boom, I come out with Motorhead and then I just started playing requests.
Speaker BAnd then I did that for half hour, got the audience fired up and then brought Jim out.
Speaker BAnd that's where he'd do a section of stand up.
Speaker BAnd then he would bail.
Speaker BAnd then we'd go back to music.
Speaker BSo we go in, we go out, we go in, we go out.
Speaker BAnd then we did some stuff backstage with the band.
Speaker BWe did some stuff with the fans.
Speaker BAnd then.
Speaker BAnd then it just.
Speaker BIt just.
Speaker BIt all.
Speaker BIt all grew and grew to basically this huge karaoke session that we would do at the very end we were like, look, Jim would be like, I just was backstage with the band.
Speaker BThey're warmed up, but you guys got to warm up.
Speaker BAnd I'm.
Speaker BWe're.
Speaker BJoe, Joe, Joe.
Speaker BDo you got the songs?
Speaker BYeah, I got them.
Speaker BJim, we're gonna play like five songs.
Speaker BAnd if you don't know the words to these songs, you're at the wrong show.
Speaker BYou have to leave immediately.
Speaker BAnd then, boom.
Speaker BYou know, and you gotta remember we had all the bells and whistles.
Speaker BThere's huge jumbo screens.
Speaker BSo everyone's seeing Jim, everyone's seeing me.
Speaker BAnd then we went into like six songs.
Speaker BAnd it would start right out with like, you know, Judas Priest and has a video.
Speaker BHas like, you know, Rob Halford.
Speaker BAnd then had the lyrics to like, you know.
Speaker BYou know, heading out to the High.
Speaker BYou know, Then it go right from that into AC DC with Bon Scott.
Speaker BAnd they would go right, you know, so the crowd now is all singing along and they're fired up.
Speaker BAnd then it would end with.
Speaker BIt would end with.
Speaker BWhat was the last.
Speaker BI think it was highway to Hell, AC dc.
Speaker BAnd then Jim would leave and go, all right, man, I'm gonna leave.
Speaker BAnd when I come back, I'll have.
Speaker BI'll have it.
Speaker BI'll have Metallica with me.
Speaker BAnd then he would split and then we'd play more music and he'd come back.
Speaker BI could stop the music.
Speaker BStop.
Speaker BAll right, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?
Speaker BThank you so much for being here tonight.
Speaker BLadies and gentlemen, Metallica.
Speaker BAnd then he'd bring him out.
Speaker BSo we.
Speaker BWe were like, smart.
Speaker BYeah, we.
Speaker BWe were.
Speaker BYou know, it was like we were, you know, we were like, just building it up and building it up, but in a way that it was like we weren't overbearing.
Speaker BAnd then I.
Speaker BYou know, we knew to get in and get out because the first night we didn't do that.
Speaker BWe went on stage at 6:30 and got off at 9:30.
Speaker BYou too?
Speaker BYeah, just me and Jim.
Speaker BWe hold the record for the longest opening act ever for Metallica.
Speaker BAnd it was just two dudes, no instruments, two Apple computers.
Speaker BYeah, yeah, we, we up.
Speaker AIt was Bomb city right there.
Speaker BNot Bomb City.
Speaker BNot bomb It.
Speaker BYou know what, man?
Speaker BIt depends.
Speaker BYou have Jim on the show.
Speaker BBe like, ah, dude, Joe's out.
Speaker BHe's.
Speaker BBut he didn't have to be on stage the whole time.
Speaker BI was.
Speaker AYou had to stand in it.
Speaker BOh, no, he had.
Speaker BBecause that night he still had back then.
Speaker BIt was in the round and he.
Speaker BAnd he was like, yeah, dude, I Want you to.
Speaker BHe.
Speaker BWe were all like, you'll DJ from being on stage.
Speaker BSo the first night, there was only one night.
Speaker BI DJed the entire night on stage.
Speaker BSo Jim was coming and going.
Speaker BI had to stay up there and just absorb people flipping me off for hours.
Speaker BChildren, children flipping me off.
Speaker BTheir parents teaching them how to swear, how to just how to look angry.
Speaker BLike little kids, kids, women, mothers, like, straight up, you know, just milfs just so bummed at me.
Speaker BAnd I.
Speaker BAnd then Jim's like, dude, why don't you just act out the song you play made and dance around.
Speaker BI'm like, dude, I'm not acting out Phantom of the opera.
Speaker BThat's a 12 minute song.
Speaker BThat's your department, bro.
Speaker BHe's like, yeah.
Speaker BAnd then, you know, then it was just.
Speaker BIt was just.
Speaker BIt wasn't that we bombed, but it just went on for so long.
Speaker AYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker BSo the next night I was like, and I remember that night ago.
Speaker BI am never DJing on that stage ever again.
Speaker BI go, I want to be down in the audience.
Speaker BPut me back by the sound booth.
Speaker BPut me up on a little riser.
Speaker BBut I cannot be on stage, dude, because, you know, everyone's looking at me.
Speaker BAnd they were like, okay, we'll do that.
Speaker BSo that was a game changer.
Speaker BI was.
Speaker BThere's one picture of me somewhere.
Speaker BI. I should give it to you guys.
Speaker BWhere I.
Speaker BWhere Jim and I are both on stage and I'm just like, I got the readers on and I'm just lost.
Speaker BI remember it went so bad that night that I. I remember when Jim finally, when we brought Metallica on stage, grabbed my wallet and my.
Speaker BI.
Speaker BBecause my wallet was with me on stage.
Speaker BAnd I grabbed my wallet and.
Speaker BAnd I left all my gear on stage.
Speaker BI'm like, I'm out of here.
Speaker BI'm done.
Speaker BI don't care.
Speaker BI'm not.
Speaker BI go, dude, I. I grabbed my stuff.
Speaker BI was ready to leave.
Speaker BIt was the first night of the tour.
Speaker BI went backstage and Jim's like laughing.
Speaker BHe's like, oh, dude, we got to work on that.
Speaker BAnd I'm like, I'm out of here.
Speaker BAnd he starts laughing.
Speaker BThat's the thing.
Speaker BHe every.
Speaker BEverything him is a joke.
Speaker BThe more pissed I got, the more stressed I got.
Speaker BHe just made him laugh harder.
Speaker BI'm like, dude, you're not feeling that?
Speaker BHe's like, dude, don't worry about it, man.
Speaker BWe'll figure it out.
Speaker BAnd we did.
Speaker BHe.
Speaker BIt's a different animal, though.
Speaker BI'm not that Guy I, you know.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AHis show is.
Speaker AIt's almost like he brings almost the energy of a rock show.
Speaker BLike, totally.
Speaker AYou guys work.
Speaker ALast time you were here, like, he did like 75 minutes of non stop laughs.
Speaker BDone.
Speaker AI'm just watching it, like.
Speaker AIs that where the bar is?
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AI haven't seen someone kill that hard for that.
Speaker BThat's him before.
Speaker BThat's him.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BYou know.
Speaker BYeah, it's.
Speaker BThat's why, you know, like I said, that's why you never.
Speaker BI mean, if there's one last thing, because I know there's, like, a lot of young comics that watch it and, you know, hopefully you guys enjoyed our banter, but I don't know, the thing I've learned, honestly, Joel, is that, like, it never turns out the way that you think it's going to turn out.
Speaker BDo you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker BIt never, ever.
Speaker BYou.
Speaker BYou.
Speaker BYou work this way, trying to make this happen.
Speaker BWhether it's in a relationship, whether it's being a dad, whether it's being a mom, whether it's being a friend, whether it's a career.
Speaker BYou go through life and you have all these visions of, this is how it's going to be.
Speaker BThis is how it's going to play out.
Speaker BThis is where I'm going to be when I'm this age.
Speaker BThis is where I'm going to be.
Speaker BYou have to have those visions and those beliefs and try to obtain those things and make them happen.
Speaker BBut what I've realized is you can try and do all those things, it never goes down the way you think it's going to go down.
Speaker BAnd generally, if you do have a plan, it goes down a better way.
Speaker BBut if you.
Speaker BIf you don't have a plan, then nothing happens.
Speaker BBut I've just learned, like, you know, when I was in my band, I was convinced I'm going to open for Metallica in my band.
Speaker BYou know, like, I'm.
Speaker BYeah, my band.
Speaker BWe're going to open for Metallica.
Speaker BThat's what we're going to be doing.
Speaker BIf you would have told me, then.
Speaker BNo, no, no, no.
Speaker BYou're going to go out and you're going to tour with Metallica.
Speaker BOh, yeah, of course I know that.
Speaker BNo, but you don't understand.
Speaker BYou're gonna tour with Metallica as part of the opening act with Jim Brewer.
Speaker BNo.
Speaker BAnd you're gonna be DJing.
Speaker BNo.
Speaker BOh.
Speaker BAnd throw this in.
Speaker BYou're gonna be doing, like, comedy and, like, giveaways and, like, you know, telling stories about.
Speaker BWhoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker BWhat?
Speaker BI would have never, ever thought of that.
Speaker BI would be like, no, I'm gonna be in the opening act playing, like, band singing.
Speaker BNo.
Speaker BSo it just goes to prove it never, ever turns out the way that you think it's gonna turn or not.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker AAnd just being open to opportunities, you got to be trying to be as authentic as possible through all.
Speaker BJust like we said, you know, about half an hour ago.
Speaker BIt's just.
Speaker BJust opening up and being.
Speaker BBeing aware of trying to be, you know, the best version of yourself on stage.
Speaker BYep.
Speaker BYou know, I don't know who said it, but it's like some comics will say, like, yeah, man, I kill on stage.
Speaker BAnd, you know, I. I kill on stage, but I'm terrible at life.
Speaker BI forgot which comic said that.
Speaker AYou know, there's a lot like that.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BBut it's like, you got to work on both, you know, and that's all we're trying to do, you know, you're just trying to.
Speaker BTrying to.
Speaker BTrying to do it.
Speaker BI'm a total work in progress right now.
Speaker BIt's like, you know, and what I realized is that it's just a work.
Speaker BYou're always working on stuff.
Speaker BSee, I thought you worked on stuff, and then it's done, and you don't have to work on it anymore.
Speaker BIt.
Speaker BAnd now I'm learning.
Speaker BI talked to my dad, you know, and he's up there.
Speaker BYou know, I doubt he's gonna watch this, but he's 83.
Speaker BSorry, dad.
Speaker BHe hates when I say his age.
Speaker BGets so bummed.
Speaker BYou know, there's ageism, and I just don't appreciate that.
Speaker BBut this guy's publishing articles, he's teaching.
Speaker BHe just got married, he tour, he goes out on the road.
Speaker BHe's an animal.
Speaker BHe's 83.
Speaker BAnd I'm like, he's such an inspiration.
Speaker BAnd he said, joey, I'm telling you right now, the last 30 years of my life are amazing.
Speaker BYou know, and it's because he just still is putting art out there, still writing, still putting it out there.
Speaker BSo, you know.
Speaker AWell, thank you so much for taking the time, dude.
Speaker AThanks for having me, genuinely.
Speaker BDid we go too long?
Speaker ANo.
Speaker AOkay.
Speaker ANo, we did.
Speaker AYeah, we did.
Speaker AGreat.
Speaker BOkay.
Speaker AYeah, I know we went a little long than I told you, but it's all good.
Speaker AWe had a little momentum there, and I appreciate you going the extra.
Speaker BDid I touch base on everything?
Speaker AWe nailed it.
Speaker BCool.
Speaker AYeah, we nailed it.
Speaker BHey, and if anyone wants to get a hold of me.
Speaker BYeah, I was gonna say, I'll give you my email, Joe Sibcomedy Gmail.
Speaker BHit me up.
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Speaker BYeah.
Speaker BSee what we talked about today live.
Speaker ABeautiful.
Speaker BThanks for having me, man.
Speaker AThanks.
Speaker BI really appreciate it.
Speaker BThat was super fun.
Speaker AHot breath.