1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,360 Shall we get sexy? Yeah, ready to get sex all over the place. 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:17,680 Let's sex to it. We're going to be high-fiving during sex over here. 3 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:24,600 Is there any other way to have sex? Great sex, bro. This is the tone we're setting. 4 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:42,160 Cully's not over here. I'm just hoping somehow that makes it into the beginning of the show. 5 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:47,880 Welcome in, everybody. Welcome to the Craft Beer Republic. I am Greg. 6 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:53,040 I am being joined by everyone's daddy, and that's Daddy Flexy over there. What's up, big fella? 7 00:00:53,040 --> 00:01:02,440 Hello, much man. Finally seeing straight. What were you seeing before? We had a little bout of vertigo over here, so it was like getting drunk and having the 8 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:10,520 spins without the fun part of getting drunk first. It's horrible. Just the shitty part. You just put down a bottle of vodka without putting down a bottle of vodka. 9 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:15,800 Yeah, and none of the fun that happened before that. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Yeah, it was terrible. 10 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:23,200 That was the time of my life. And then straight off the fucking brewing line, we're being joined by everyone's favorite 11 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:29,280 brewer over at Made West. Spencer, what's up, buddy? Good evening, guys. How are we doing? Can you can you smell the grain? 12 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:36,640 Yeah, I thought you're about to ask if I could smell what Spencer was cooking. I can. 13 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:46,960 Both of those. Both of those are yes. I did. I did change before I came here, though. Had to be a little presentable. Yeah, I would say that's my favorite walking into a brewery and just smelling like a fresh 14 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:52,920 brew grain in the air. We're double brewing most every day. We got triple brews coming up this week. 15 00:01:52,920 --> 00:02:01,600 So it'll be a busy week, busy week. Been working on a toast down collab for a new short lived and yeah, short lived the 16 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:07,520 rotating collab IPA series you guys are doing. Correct. Every quarter we do a quarter. Awesome. 17 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:12,880 A collab with a new brewery. Yeah. Now, how long how long of a day is a triple brew day? 18 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:19,560 Triple brew day. So we'll start at six a.m. and then I'll be finished by about seven thirty eight. 19 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:25,200 OK, you can tag out. It's not horrible. Yeah. So I come in about eleven o'clock. 20 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:31,200 So I get the relatively sleep in or go play some disc golf beforehand. Nice. 21 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:37,160 And then hit the ground running. Damn. Yeah. A lot of beer making going on over there. Yes, sir. 22 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:48,120 That's exciting. Looking forward to the next short lived. All right. We got a lot to get to today. I've done a lot of beer research over the last few days, holiday weekend and all. 23 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:56,360 Got some booze news to talk about and so much more. But Spencer and I over here are feeling a little, I don't know, sober. 24 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:02,080 You guys look like you need to hydrate. Can you see it in my skin? Like it looks semi healthy. I do. 25 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:26,080 You look agitated almost. I'm ready to kick this big. Yeah. Let's let's fix this situation. 26 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:31,440 Today Spence and I are drinking and I don't even know if I'm allowed to have this on the show yet. 27 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:40,360 From Malibu Brewing, we're drinking Tower 17 Hazy Double IPA 8.2 percent. Nothing on untapped yet. 28 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:50,040 Does escape the mundane waves of guava, mandarin, orange and pineapple amplified with New Zealand phantasm feels phantasm. 29 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:58,200 The new fun toy that everyone's using with the IPA reconstituted a semi en blanc grape skins. 30 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:06,320 It's a nice it's aromatics, dialized boosters, man, and then especially the yeast. What an explosion. 31 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:12,800 I've had nothing with the files. Nothing, nothing. It's it's all the rage out here. Like everyone's having fun with these. 32 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:18,160 You're missing out. I'm sure someone's up there. Yeah, I've seen a couple released. I just haven't been able to make my way out. 33 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:25,800 I haven't been healthy enough. Fair enough. Yeah, I say, yeah, you're vertigo definitely lay down. 34 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:35,480 Maybe it's because you need some files in your life on this on the sniffer on the schnauz lot of tropical with I'm getting some citrus, like some orange or maybe a little grapefruit 35 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:42,960 in their lovely orange flavor profile that mandarin definitely. Yeah, a lot of orange coming through on the tongue job or with maybe like some pineapple 36 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:49,880 backbone to it. Little effervescent. Yeah, as well. Not a lot of it. 37 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:55,120 Fish is fairly dry, not too dank. No, it's a good one. 38 00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:02,680 It's that that juice bomb, man. Yeah, it's very juice. Those are the fucking files. This one word to say, I'm drinking files. 39 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:08,560 Sounds science and shit over here. It really does. Yeah, it's like a vitamin or something. 40 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:14,280 You take your files today. Yes, I down on my files. Yeah, exactly. 41 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:19,400 So anyways, this is just being released this week. I don't think they've made it. 42 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:26,040 I picked this up from Albuquerque last week. Ryan over there and Chaz hooked it up. They're like, you got to try our fresh drop. 43 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:33,200 And I am trying it. And as we're recording this, I don't think it's been officially released in the tap room. So I hope I didn't do anything wrong. 44 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:40,600 I guess I could have asked for permission first. But if you're in the Southern California region, head on over to Malibu and try our 17, the 45 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:46,320 new double IPA. How about they just get psyched up for the release? How about that? You're just promoting a release. 46 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:52,960 We're building. Let's fucking go. Yeah, this all started because they did a collab with Kasa and I text them. 47 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:58,800 I was like, how do I get this fucking collab with Kasa Agria? And he goes, stop on by. We got some cans left. 48 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:04,520 And when I stopped on by, I also got some cans of this hazy double and a couple other things. Oh, OK. 49 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:11,960 OK. Imagine when people are nice. Isn't it? Yeah. I got a story about nice people, right? 50 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:22,600 I was laid up last Monday, so I couldn't head out to my favorite Joan Eagle Park. And I think my wife kind of knew I was had a hankering, you know, because Jones and semi 51 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:32,920 alcoholic, but, you know, that's my problem, not theirs. Soon to be there. The kids had off on Friday, the Friday, this past Friday. 52 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:42,800 And my wife said, hey, so we'll go out to lunch and everybody come up with two places that you want to go to lunch and then we'll pick one of those places. 53 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:49,720 Everybody had a choice of Eagle Park. Me, my two kids and my wife. It was everybody's. Yeah, it was like everybody's first or second choice. 54 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:54,760 Perfect. So I went out there, met up with my mother in law because she loves the food there and 55 00:06:54,760 --> 00:07:04,180 the beer. So it's super nice. Like, I'm just turning everybody out of this place. It's so funny. So, of course, just so happened my favorite bartender was there. 56 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:13,120 So go to the bar or to the beer, order all the food for the table, head back to the table. And then I see a server sitting by the bar. 57 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:21,240 Bartender hands her a half pour. And I don't think anything of it. And so she starts walking my way and I'm like, what, what the hell's going on here? 58 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:27,280 She goes, hey, Sam just said to deliver this to your table. So, well, what is it? 59 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:37,600 Well, it was their new the recently released that day for the members. It was the barely their new barrel aged stout that was conditioned on strawberries and cocoa 60 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:45,960 nibs. Oh, interesting. It's called Berry Nib. I've I've always been afraid of berries and stouts because the sweetness from the berry 61 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:53,880 and, you know, the bitterness of like the coffee or the, you know, if it was fresh strawberries or like dehydrated strawberries. 62 00:07:53,880 --> 00:08:02,320 All I know is that it said it was conditioned on strawberries. Fair enough. But it was probably like a top five stout I've ever had. 63 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:09,480 And the sweetness of the berries came through so nicely. And it was like it's like 12 or 14 percent. 64 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:15,880 So he sent that over the table and then we have our food, you know, whatever. Go back and get the check. 65 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:22,960 Not only does he not charge me for the half pour that he delivered, but he also took my single full pour off the receipt. 66 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:29,520 Oh, you know what a man. And it's like, is it a huge deal? No, but it's like the little things in life. 67 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:35,159 It speeds volumes. Just nice people out there doing, you know, those small things. 68 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:41,159 And now you'll talk about how nice he is and how much you like going there. Yeah. Now I already got we're heading out there. Support. 69 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:47,439 Yeah. We're heading out there next Monday. And I got like five or six or seven people all going up there, too. 70 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:57,680 So we're just going to give them money and he's there and we're going to, you know, hopefully get him a hell of a lot of tips then just because that's what people, you know, he builds 71 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:03,839 that reputation with the reputation and what he does and the relationships. And it's just great. 72 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:09,199 I fucking love nice people. When it's smart to give you the, you know, a little bit of a hookup because you're an 73 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:16,280 influencer. Well, you'll talk about it and you'll influence. I don't influence too much anymore on the gram. 74 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:21,640 National influencer. But yeah, well, you know, international man of influence. 75 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:27,480 We are pretty big in Finland. That's true. And Slovakia. Don't forget Slovakia. 76 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:35,960 That's right. I'll never forget that. They're number one. Finland number one, Slovakia number two. 77 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:46,000 Crap Republic number one new show. They speak a Boston accent. 78 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:51,960 They're like this. They're trying to learn English. It's just us with our Boston accent. 79 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:57,400 That's really New York most of the time. But they just speak it like this. Yeah. 80 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:03,240 Only like this, right? That's like Italian Brooklyn, Boston. 81 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:12,839 And they throw in a few bibbidi bobbidi's in there. Slovak speaks in Italian. 82 00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:19,160 He's so smart. They're basically a European. 83 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:25,160 Which country? We don't know. They're kind of all of them. Little amalgamation of both. 84 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:33,880 Of everything. Yeah, why pick one? Hell yeah. They're the best European countries. All right. A lot of things happened over the last couple of few days. 85 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:39,160 First of all, Spencer and I were at Emo Night over at Naughty Pine. How fun is that? 86 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:44,880 Seriously. It was freaking amazing. Yeah, it's such a blast. She's always putting on a good show. 87 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:50,360 30 seconds to romance. I always want to call it 30 romances to fall out or something. 88 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:56,680 That's what you always call it. I'm pretty sure it's 30 seconds to romance. 89 00:10:56,680 --> 00:11:01,960 They always do a great... They're a cover emo band. They always do a great job. We just fucking rocked out. 90 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:08,760 Had a good time. We had a whole fucking group there. We were rocking out. We had a, I want to say almost like an A-top? 91 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:15,120 Yeah, it was us, the wife, Coley, her husband, our friends. 30 fallouts to romance. 92 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:21,120 Yeah. There it is. Did you look it up? Yes, I did. I got to give them full credit. 30 fallouts to romance. 93 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:28,000 Yeah, so. They deserve it. Yeah, they always do a good job. So that was fun. I saw Michael, listener Michael, and he pulls me aside. 94 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:35,560 He goes, I need you to ask Flex a question for me. Is this the same guy that went to Disney too? 95 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:41,560 I don't think so. Okay. I think that was an Andrew then. Oh yeah, that was probably Andrew. Okay. Did they go to the same hotel? 96 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:47,720 We did. Dick Hotel. He's like, I need you to ask Flex a question for me. 97 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:54,840 Has Flex ever had Schlitz? Six Schlitzes. Or whatever's free. 98 00:11:54,840 --> 00:12:00,200 That's a dumb question. Of course I've had a Schlitz. Okay. He's like, it's the beer that made Milwaukee famous. I just looked at it. 99 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:07,600 I had no clue what he was talking about. I mean, really? I mean, I've heard of Schlitz. I didn't know the slogan was the beer that makes Milwaukee famous. 100 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:13,960 So I will take Schlitz over PBR any day of the week. How dare you? 101 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:19,480 And you could take that to the bank. Yeah. I just, I don't know. PBR. 102 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:24,640 We don't make it anymore, right? Or somebody bought it and makes it or something. I think that happens. Yes. 103 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:30,040 Okay. I'll say just to throw in, I had Yeenling for the first time when I was out in Tennessee. What did you think? 104 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:36,040 Back for Christmas. It was actually really good. It's good. I really did enjoy it. Yeah. And I also had the Hershey Porter too. 105 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:41,839 I haven't tried that one. And how was that? Cause I've heard a lot of people request that for trades. 106 00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:48,880 I had a lot in one week. I had a couple six packs. 107 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:54,800 But it was good. Oh, absolutely. Okay. And it's super crushable. It's like five and a half percent. 108 00:12:54,800 --> 00:13:02,280 Okay. So literally it's like chocolate milk, dude. Yeah. I'm building Lados and having a great time with a nephew. 109 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:07,920 I built Legos too. You get your chocolate milk. I'll get mine. Lados and tech decks, man. 110 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:13,920 Yeah. Great time. Tech decks, that's a thing. That's crazy. And I'm drinking chocolate milk technically. So hanging out with the nephew. 111 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:19,080 He's having his own chocolate milk. Perfect. Yeah. I've not had the Hershey one, but I have had Yeenling. 112 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:24,439 Went to DC. I mean, I haven't been in, I don't know, at least five or six years now, but every time I go, I'm like, yeah, let's get some Yeenling. 113 00:13:24,439 --> 00:13:31,400 I got some friends out in DC and we always get a bunch of Yeenling. It's worth it. I mean, it's just a solid lager. 114 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:37,880 Correct. Yeah, it's solid. I'm not expecting a lot out of it. I go, cool. This is what I want. 115 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:43,800 Yeah. Tastes like nothing pretty much. Yeah. It's kind of what you want the macros to taste like. Absolutely. 116 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:49,440 Which is a little cleaner. Touch macros with a 10 foot ball, but man, Yeenling. I'll just be like, I know what I'm getting. 117 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:55,880 Cool. I'll take it. I just have some friends, once they get east of Indiana, they just start freaking out. 118 00:13:55,880 --> 00:14:02,479 They're just like, oh my God. We can get Yeenling. Like, it's crazy. It's not, I don't know. 119 00:14:02,479 --> 00:14:09,680 I guess I don't see it as such a big thing because my friends hyped it up so much. Sure. 120 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:15,680 And it's just. But did you try it? Have you had it? Yeah. I mean, it's fine. Yeah. 121 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:23,560 I've had it. It's fine. It's nothing special. Oh, come on, man. What is? You know how to throw that in there. 122 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:28,840 I almost had a new Glarus on here just for you two. That would have been funny. Yeah. 123 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:37,760 I was going to get their fat squirrel, but I can't call it that anymore. It's got to be enormous squirrel. It's not PC. 124 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:43,320 That's funny. Oh, what else has happened? Oh, over the weekend did some research. 125 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:48,400 Bellringer new brewery in Ventura, California. Bellringer had the grand opening on Saturday. Phenomenal. 126 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:54,400 The wife and I went on Saturday. It was a bit of a shit show because it was a grand opening. True. And the line was like out to the street. 127 00:14:54,400 --> 00:15:02,360 We only had two beers, but you went the night before, right? Correct. I went for industry soft opening and I mean, food was phenomenal. 128 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:10,280 Oh, good. The beers were good. Overall, they also have guest taps as well. Yeah, that was kind of cool. Half the board was guest and half was their own stuff, which made sense when they're trying 129 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:17,680 to drive a little more business. Yeah. Well, especially where they're located. They're located like in a downtown area where at certain times of the night, you're just 130 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:25,040 getting people stumbling and want to drink. Not necessarily to be a craft beer. Yeah, they're not looking for a fancy beer, they're just like, just give me something. 131 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:31,120 You got lightest one on tap, I'll take four of those. But yeah, we enjoyed it. We had a good time, good beer. 132 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:36,920 But their house lager was super phenomenal. So that's why if they need something like that, it'll work. Yeah. 133 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:42,719 I had their breweries that can do great lagers. That's kind of the benchmark. Well, that's Enneagrin. 134 00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:48,160 That's our local lager house. Yeah, if we're going lager, we're going to Enneagrin for sure. 135 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:55,320 They crush it. Yeah, every time. But yeah, it was good stuff. And then we made our way over to Fluid State, which is, you know, beer bar and great food. 136 00:15:55,320 --> 00:16:00,880 That charcuterie board, man. That's what we ordered. So fucking good. So amazing. 137 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:06,240 It's like the best charcuterie board. No, cheese are good. The meats are good. Yeah. 138 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:13,600 Like pickled veggies. I love pickled veggies. And see, I'm going to have to... I could eat that thing all day. We're going to have to talk about this in like two months, right? 139 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:20,280 Because you know I'm going on this Disney trip. Right, dick hotel. Dick hotel, Disney trip, dick trip. 140 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:28,520 So my wife keeps asking me, we're going to spend... We're going to head down to like downtown Disney or Disney Springs, whatever it's called 141 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:39,319 now. And she's like, pick some restaurant to go eat. Well, she found this bar restaurant down there where they build a charcuterie board inside 142 00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:44,600 of a giant pretzel. Penis. Oh, I know. You were really hoping for it. 143 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:49,920 But I was. I'm thinking that that probably might be the best charcuterie board. 144 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:55,160 Known to man. Built inside of a pretzel. Built inside of a giant pretzel. Like a giant soft pretzel. 145 00:16:55,160 --> 00:17:00,880 Yeah, Eric, are you listening? She's probably hard right now. I was going to go with beer cheese too, but yes, I approve of that. Yeah, that does sound good. 146 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:06,560 Yeah, it comes with either a cheese or a mustard. I don't know. One of those. Both are good. 147 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:12,520 They have their places. But yeah. Tune in in about two months and I'll let you know. Can't wait. 148 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:19,480 Can not wait. But yeah, that Fluid State charcuterie board is so good. Had a couple of beverages. Made our way over to Bright Spark, which is a new brewery in Ventura. 149 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:24,520 Haven't been there yet. Had some of their beers. Had a good time. Met some friends there. 150 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:30,800 We were going to go to Made West next and then we ended up closing down the place. That's fair. 151 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:36,320 Yeah, they're like, hey, do you want to close out now? We're like, oh no, we're good. And I looked at my watch. I was like, oh, you're closing, aren't you? 152 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:42,640 Oh, it's past time. Yeah, she's like, yeah, we are. But it's okay. I was like, no, no, no. Stop being nice. Tell us to get the fuck out. 153 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:48,600 We have been here a long time, apparently. Had to try all of them. Nothing wrong with that. It's research. There's nothing wrong with it. 154 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:54,600 Yeah. Putting in the hard work so you don't have to. I'm proud of you. Yeah, thanks. That's all you've got to do it. Yeah. 155 00:17:54,600 --> 00:18:00,520 And I'll be that guy. And then finally, happy birthday to Deb. Happy birthday, Deb. Happy birthday, Deb. 156 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:06,360 Hope you got all the dicks you could want. So many dicks. 157 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:12,120 How many hits has that website gotten now? You know what? I haven't put a tracker on that yet. I need to. 158 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:21,640 We saw Deb intern Brian over the weekend and I forget what brought it up. She said something about someone being a dick and I just went, you mean a dick? 159 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:28,960 She goes, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. And she tells everyone at her little shindig, she goes, everyone has to go to DebsDicks.com 160 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:35,800 right now. Bitchin'. Yeah. There it is. And her friend's like, go to what now? And she's like, DebsDicks.com. 161 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:44,520 Don't ask. Just go right now. And everyone's like, what is, who are these people? It was the WhiteHouse.com before WhiteHouse. 162 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:50,520 I totally forgot about that. That's so funny. Going to WhiteHouse.com in high school. Holy shit. That is just, that is nostalgic as hell, man. 163 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:56,520 I have not thought of that in years. Oh my God. That is so funny. WhiteHouse.com. Anybody under the age of like 30 something is like, the fuck? WhiteHouse.com. 164 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:02,520 It's a White House's website. Not that it wasn't. Nope. Nope. I wonder what it is now. I don't know. 165 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:08,520 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 166 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:14,520 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 167 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:21,120 I wonder what it is now. It must be for the White House. I'm sure they bought that domain now for sure. 168 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:26,960 Let's see. Maybe they would have like WhiteHouse.org or something. All right. 169 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:33,440 It's kind of a nothing site right now. Semi politically related. Definitely not what it used to be. 170 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:45,000 I wonder if there's like an article out there somewhere about some guy who bought that domain and turned it into a porn site just to be funny. 171 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:51,520 Oh, absolutely. He did. There's got to be like some article on that. 172 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:59,240 There has to be. Somewhere. Yeah. Somebody find it for us. Because even back then there was one of my mom's friends, she was doing like a computer 173 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:08,560 class and like Tess and she typed that in thinking she was going to the actual WhiteHouse.gov and turns out not so much. 174 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:13,640 Yeah, not so much. She was like, I'm going to go to your parents and that was back in a time where things were okay I guess. 175 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:19,560 Right. Like school computers didn't have filters on them. Absolutely did not. No URL filters at all. 176 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:29,160 That is free range. Well, I remember even when they started putting filters. Free range porn. I remember even when they started putting like the blockers on our school computers, 177 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:34,840 like that one didn't get blocked because it's White House. Correct. Yeah. They're looking for those keywords. 178 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:40,640 Right. I remember I had my own website in high school because I was a nerd and it got blocked, but 179 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:46,840 I found a way to get around. If I Google searched around it and Google searched the about page, I could then get 180 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:52,320 to it. It wasn't Google then, it was Yahoo. It was Yahoo. It was like us. Yeah, come on. 181 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:58,480 What was it? Alta Vista. Oh, bring it all the way back. Yeah, that was my OG search engine. 182 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:03,640 I don't remember that. Mine was Yahoo. It always crashed though. That's what I always use. 183 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:09,280 Oh really? Yeah. Oh, that's some shit. Always crashed in our computer labs at least. 184 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:14,320 Craft computer nerd republic now. Different time. Yeah. Thanks for- 185 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:19,400 How we've grown up. You guys want to play some Oregon Trail while we're at it? Absolutely. We did javanoid.com. 186 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:25,400 It was like a brick breaker. Oh. Cool. I don't remember that. But it was so much cooler than that. 187 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:30,800 Did you guys ever do a Homestar Runner? Absolutely. Yeah, Strong Bad? Flex? 188 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:38,240 No? I don't think so. No Strong Bad? Oh, Strong Bad was the best. I'm going to say it's a California thing. 189 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:44,240 Maybe. Teen Girl Squad? No. What was his name? What was the dragon? Oh, Trogdor. 190 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:52,680 Trogdor. I had a Trogdor shirt. Oh, okay. Trogdor, come and then- The techno episode was actually- 191 00:21:52,680 --> 00:22:01,200 Yeah. Was that off eBaum's World? No, the website was homestarrunner.com and the main dude was Strong Bad. 192 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:09,760 At least the most popular dude was Strong Bad. I don't think he was meant to be the most popular one. I remember going to eBaum's a lot and they had all those different games you could play 193 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:14,840 and there was Pimp Guru. These were mainly videos. 194 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:20,720 There weren't so much games. They did end up making a game out of the Trogdor episode. Oh, that's cool. 195 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:27,080 On the web. I spent so much time in high school playing Trogdor in my video production class. 196 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:33,000 We'd all try to get the high score, but yeah, I had the t-shirt. They put out an album. Remember the fake band? Oh, the metal? 197 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Oh, yeah. The metal. Limo-zine. Somewhere I have a Limo-zine CD. Oh, jeez. Z-E-E-N. 198 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,280 Limo-zine. To the one person who knows what I'm talking about, you're welcome. I still have CDs I have back from high school and everything. 199 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:50,040 Man, those are cherishable memories. Yeah, I got a bunch of posters. With the scratches too. Oh yeah. Even better. 200 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:57,040 I have a bunch of coasters too. All right, before we get any further into this, I think it's time we answer the most 201 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:02,640 important question of the night. In a world where craft beer is king, 202 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:08,840 a world where muscles are bigger than growlers, only one tongue can guide us. 203 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:17,680 One man, one tongue, one tongue jobber. In this world, we must find out 204 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:23,440 what is Flax drinking. I get a stroke. Yeah, I had one. 205 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:29,760 I don't know where to go. All right, so thank you to intern Brian 206 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:35,960 for finally paying up on his World Cup bet. Oh, it only took like two and a half months. 207 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:41,720 But like twenty twenty one or something. Yeah, it felt like so long ago. 208 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:49,320 For anybody out there who doesn't know, Brian and I had a bet on the World Cup. I said if Argentina won, he would send me a six pack of beer. 209 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:54,760 And he said if France won that, I would send him a six pack of beer. Well, Argentina won and Brian sent me a four pack. 210 00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:02,960 So no hard feelings or, you know, nobody really remembers what the the other two got lost. Details are the better. 211 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:08,720 Yeah, I'm sure UPS took them out of the box and then that did happen to me. Yeah, I know. That's why I said that. 212 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:14,240 Really? Yeah. They took out a nighthawk. I just got a nighthawk. 213 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:21,280 They actually put it. What is it in the email or on like the on the tracking thing? It said it was being returned because a beer explode. 214 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:28,280 Like they actually wrote like beer exploded. It's been returned to sender. And then like two weeks later, it showed up to the person who I had sent it to. 215 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:34,280 And by the way, it was only going to San Diego. It wasn't going very far. And it showed up at their house two weeks later. 216 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:41,280 And it was missing a nighthawk, which they said it exploded. But there was no I mean, if that exploded, you would know it's a beer. 217 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:47,280 It would have messed up the box. And I had stickers in there. The stickers were perfect. Like they just took it out and drank it. Yeah. Sorry, Flex. 218 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:54,280 No, it's cool. And I think the jokes on me with this beer. I'm drinking four flowers by Casa Agria. 219 00:24:54,280 --> 00:25:01,280 It is a seven point eight percent double IPA. But this fucking description of the spirit. 220 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:08,280 Good Lord. I think we need a glass of water for this one. It says to help celebrate our fourth anniversary. 221 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:16,280 We made the special double IPA with an incredible bouquet. There is an exclamation point. 222 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:24,280 Flowers, linens and appliances and all are all traditional gifts for fourth wedding anniversaries. I guess. 223 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:33,280 So we thought we would use some of our favorite flowers for this beer. For flowers was brewed with malted and flaked wheat and oats for a full body. 224 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:43,280 Hopped in the kettle with Citra before an extra large dry hopping of some of our favorite flowers. Nelson Enigma, which is a super underrated hop in my opinion. 225 00:25:43,280 --> 00:26:02,280 Citra and mosaic saturated with the sticky tropical aromas that accompany dank white grape herbal blueberry and creamy orange. We love the balanced orange pithy bitterness and intense peach flavors that complement the soft round mouthfeel of the celebratory anniversary ale. 226 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:10,280 Carry on. Keep going. Holy shit. That was nuts. You need an ale after that? I think I do. 227 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:21,280 Sounds very delicious though. It is. Just under a thousand check-ins it has a 4.18 on untapped, which untapped check-ins don't mean anything nowadays. 228 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:27,280 But that's pretty gnarly. It's a good body of information though. It really is. 229 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:34,280 On the nose, really that peach and that orange that they said really comes through. Big stone fruit on that peach. 230 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:40,280 I love that. We get the old tongue jobber warmed up. Here it goes. That's really fucking good. 231 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:52,280 You really worked that one out. Kind of like Spencer said with your IPA, this has definitely got that ever-vescent, that carbonation. 232 00:26:52,280 --> 00:27:00,280 It's still soft. It's not medium body, but it's kind of soft and pillowy. 233 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:08,280 Florally for sure, I can't really get any one note out of there. It's got super low-end bitterness. 234 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:19,280 Let me dive in real quick again. Yeah, go back for more research. A little bit of white grape. A little bit of that white grape, but otherwise it's florally, it's earthy, it's hoppy. 235 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:25,280 It's really good. It's got really nice color on it. Leaves a little bit of that lacing there. It's pretty. 236 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:33,280 Yeah, I'm really glad they sent this. And Deb wrote in the card that Brian really spent some time wanting to send something he knew I was going to like. 237 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:39,280 He knows you're a Hayes boy. He sent me, they sent me a double Hayes, and then they did send me a West Coast. 238 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:46,280 Okay. So I, you know. Well, you and Mel have been on that West Coast train recently. And that's true. I really haven't boughten too many boughten. 239 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:53,280 I'm an idiot. I will still say clear beer for life. Yeah. But I'm going to say this Malibu Brewing Beer is pretty solid. 240 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:59,280 It's pretty good. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, I haven't bought too many Hayesies this year, actually, if I'm being honest. It's a lot of West Coast. 241 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:05,280 Times are changing. It's only been about two months in the year, but still. You're still young. 242 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:12,280 But anyway, Deb, Brian, thank you for the beer. Thank you for paying up on the bet. 243 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:19,280 You're no longer in the Wiley realm. And that's really what's most important. 244 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:25,280 Yeah. I mean, it wasn't hard to get out of that realm, but you had to follow through. That's all. Yeah. 245 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:32,280 You literally had less than 12 months to get out of that realm. Right. I think that's what it was about a year. 246 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:38,280 I think it was slightly over a year, wasn't it? Was it like 13 months or something? Oh my God. I don't know. 247 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:44,280 It was ridiculous. Good times. Good times. Yeah. Cheers, guys. Yeah. 248 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:51,280 Cheers. All right. Some breaking news. I don't know if you guys have heard about this, but Drake's Brewing up in NorCal has acquired Bear Republic Brewing this week, or actually last week. 249 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:59,280 Big news in the craft beer world. Very surprising about that. Didn't see that coming. Apparently, they're only purchasing the intellectual property of Bear Republic. 250 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:07,280 So they're not purchasing the brewery or any of their equipment. Sounds like they're not keeping most of their people. 251 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:13,280 No. And they were going to start brewing a lot more out of the San Leandro location for more of the distro. 252 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:20,280 I think they'd be taking just more of a tap room, I want to say, in Healdsburg. I want to say that's where they're up from. 253 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:26,280 Sounds right-ish. Near Sebastopol. That kind of weird. Yeah. 254 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:32,280 You convinced me. But yeah, so I guess, for the most part, their IP is Racer 5. 255 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:38,280 Correct. So they're just going to be producing Racer 5 now at Drake's. Which is their bread and butter, man. Oh, yeah. 256 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:44,280 I bet. Well, I read an article, what, that was like 80% of their revenue was Racer 5? 257 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:50,280 I thought it was like 90-something. Oh, maybe. It could have been that much, but yeah. Definitely over 80%. Still boo-hoo. 258 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:57,280 Yeah. It was an insane amount was Racer 5. I mean, that thing is kind of like, you know, back in the day, like a Stone IPA or a Steering 259 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:04,280 and Matter, it's just everywhere. Correct. Any bar, even a bar that doesn't have good craft options, has Racer 5 on tap. 260 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:10,280 Which is kind of a bummer, because when you've had it fresh, you're like, oh yeah, then you have it and you're just like, oh. Yeah. 261 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:16,280 That's why. Good Racer 5 is good. Shitty bar Racer 5, where we haven't cleaned the lines in six years. 262 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:25,280 That's a really bad IPA. Yeah, it's not a good day. So, interesting to see where this goes. It's funny, I was just telling someone, I don't know, a week or two ago, haven't heard 263 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:35,280 a lot about Drake's recently, because someone says something about Drake's and then they go and pull this move. No. Yeah, that's surprising, because not a lot of tap rooms down here don't have Drake's 264 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:42,280 anymore. Yeah. And we haven't seen it anywhere. I mean, Denogonizer is always phenomenal when it comes out. 265 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:49,280 You're looking for an old school IPA, want to rip the enamel off your teeth. But I think the IB wars are going to come back. 266 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:57,280 You think so? I think people have been missing that. Dick measuring contest with hops? Even though IBUs are relative, you know, per person. 267 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:04,280 Well, now it don't matter. I know. So, is that what you're saying is in 2023 is going to happen, or do you think it's still 268 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:11,280 a ways away? I think it'll start creeping back into it, where people like Hazy's is still doing their 269 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:20,280 run, like, you know, Violife stuff, like this, still evolving. But people are really kind of missing, I think, those kind of bitter, you know, old school, 270 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:26,280 you know, late thousands beers. It's been a minute for those. And I think there's going to be a calling soon. 271 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:36,280 What I think there's plenty of room for is, like, the clear beer that takes some of the juicy notes from a Hazy, with, like, the clear, dank backbone of a West Coast. 272 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:44,280 That'd be cool. You know, like, a little more dry hopping, a little less bitter hop, but a clear beer. I think that's where there's room, because I don't always want something that'll rip 273 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:51,280 the enamel off my teeth, but I also don't always want a Hazy IPA. Well, then, have a little bit of each. 274 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:57,280 Just cuvee? Yes. Cuvee them together? There we go. Oh, West Coast, a little Hazy, yeah. 275 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:04,280 Yeah. See what it makes. Yeah, here we go. What they call a modern West Coast, right? Right, exactly. Dude, that's a new style, let's go. 276 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:10,280 Unfiltered West Coast is a whole other thing than Stanton been coming out of it now, so it's been... I blame that one on Stone. 277 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:17,280 For sure. They forgot to filter one of their beers and now it's a thing. Stuck all their labels. 278 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:25,280 Yeah. Draft beer volume was up 4.1% during Super Bowl weekend over last year, so people did 279 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:33,280 their drinking. Nice. People getting out, right? That's what that means. People are getting out. I know last year COVID was a little more of a thing than it was this year around the 280 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:39,280 Super Bowl, so people got out, people did some more drinking, and thanks for doing your part, people. Yeah, I feel like... 281 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:51,280 Busy at bottle and pint, I'll tell you that much. Yeah. It feels like it's just getting more normal. Now that it's 2023, almost three years out, it's almost like life is completely back to 282 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:58,280 normal. It's getting there. It's getting there. I bet by you, it's never happened now, but for us it's still... 283 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:07,280 No, that's not true. It was pretty crazy everywhere for a while, but yeah, I would say here it lightened up 284 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:13,280 a lot sooner than by you. LA County is still a little twitchy on certain things. Yeah. 285 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:20,280 LA County is always the... And we're not in LA County, but it's always the last one. It's always the most conservative when it comes to... 286 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:27,920 Correct. Not politics, but health. The least conservative when it comes to politics, but most conservative when it comes to health. 287 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:35,280 So they're always closing up shop and mandating masks where other counties are not... Wait, still to this day? 288 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:44,080 No, no. So one of the funniest things they did was early in the pandemic, the first time they dropped the mask mandate, they're like, we're going to reinstitute it because numbers are 289 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:49,560 going up. And it's like, okay, sure, that part of it makes sense, but all the surrounding counties, 290 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:55,000 including Ventura County, they were like, we're not. And so then everybody in LA County was like, well, we're going everywhere else to hang 291 00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:05,280 out because we don't want to deal with it. Ventura and Orange County got flooded. Yeah. Similar thing happened here. They did that in the city of Milwaukee where they were like, hey, masks are going to be 292 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:14,920 mandated again. But all the suburbs around there were just like, oh, well, no, we're fine. 293 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:20,440 My biggest thing is mask, no mask, I don't give a shit, but make up your mind and do it the same everywhere. 294 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:26,880 So when I cross some city line, I don't have to ask what I'm supposed to do. Yeah. Then you're like, oh, I think I have one in the car. 295 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:33,360 Yeah. Now I have like a hundred in the car, but they're all in my glove compartment. But yeah, it's like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. 296 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:38,760 My thought process is just stop being a disgusting fucking human being. Right. 297 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:44,560 Like, don't sneeze in your hand. That's one way to start. Don't sneeze in your hand. Yeah. Don't. 298 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:50,560 Why would you sneeze in your elbow? Oh, you know what I'm saying? Oh, elbow for the win. Just unprotected? Like, what are we talking here? Yeah. 299 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:59,640 Like, one of my funnier stories, like in the height of the pandemic, like we're talking like a few weeks into it. 300 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:10,400 Yeah. I had a customer come into my store. Dude was masked up and gloved up, but he proceeded to sneeze into his gloved hand and then proceeded 301 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:15,440 to touch all the fruit in my store. Yeah. So helpful. 302 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:24,880 So what? I feel like it's even worse. Exactly. What is that glove doing? You're still spreading germs, whether it's on, yeah, whether they're on your glove or 303 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:33,000 your fucking hand, you idiot. Well, and the glove thing is so dumb. People first of all, when people wear gloves, they have some false sense of security that 304 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:39,080 correct. But I worked at McDonald's all through high school and into college and stuff. We didn't have to wear gloves then. 305 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:48,000 But after I quit, California Institute of thing like you have to wear gloves for prepping food and stuff. And I was like, that's the dumbest thing ever, because now people just won't wash their hand. 306 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:53,600 Well, not only that, but whatever you touch with your hands, it's the same thing that you're touching when you have the gloves on. 307 00:35:53,600 --> 00:36:01,600 Well, and the gloves are porous, actually sticks to the gloves more than your hands. So if you're sneezing into your glove or wiping your face with your glove, you're not going 308 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:07,720 to go wash your hand because you got a glove on. It's actually less sanitary than not having gloves and just washing your hands every 30 309 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:12,760 minutes or whatever. You feel like you're getting on your hands like, oh, I need to go take care of this versus on the glove. 310 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:18,760 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Willy nilly. Exactly. Like, oh, I just touched raw meat. I need to go wash my hands. It's on me. 311 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:23,800 But if you have gloves on, you're just going to go do whatever the fuck you want. This is the first time in the last 30 years somebody said, willy nilly. 312 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:29,000 You hear to hear first. Bring it back. 313 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:34,920 Bring it back. Bring it back to the old school because we're old fools. We're so cool. 314 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:46,080 All right. On to beard stuff again. Yeah, let's get to beer. Data from Kirin reveals that China is dominating the global beer consumption. 315 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,360 Does that make sense though? Like China should be dominating every market in the world because their population is so 316 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:57,800 correct. Yeah. I'm not too surprised. The US took second spot with 24.2 billion liters. 317 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:03,360 Let's go. And Brazil came in third with 14.5 billion liters. 318 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:08,920 My goodness. Yeah. Hey US, we got some making up to do. Oh, we'll do it. Yeah. 319 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:15,840 If you're not drinking right now, please start drinking. Please start. Oh, and China's by the way, was 38.1 billion liters. 320 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:21,480 So we've got some catching up to do. It's a lot of liters. Yeah. 38 from a 24. 321 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:26,600 We got our work cut out, but I believe in us, America. We got this. I believe in us. 322 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:33,840 Believe in the little guys. Yeah, exactly. I realized today I need to come up with an intro for Florida stories because they're 323 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:39,520 just- They're prevalent. They're too prevalent. Yeah. They're just, they're not backing off because dumb people and Florida. 324 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:49,520 You need to watch the Alabama man commercial on loop just to get the creative juices flowing. Yeah. 325 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:56,200 Not the Ambulance, not the Black Betty. Florida. 326 00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:02,200 Alabama and Florida are two. I was like, Florida man. Alabama man. Yeah. Alabama man. I thought I told you to shut up. 327 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:08,200 We're going to work this. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Sorry, listeners. We'll do this off the air. Yes. 328 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:17,840 Yes. Anyways, Florida. A man was being investigated for DUI on a Florida road and then he cracked open a beer. As per police report obtained by the Miami Herald, when their car approached Gleason 329 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:26,920 Parkway, something caught their eye. It was a black 2018 Mercedes Benz C300 sedan parked in the right-hand lane facing southbound. 330 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:32,400 There was no traffic at the time. The vehicle had its lights on, blocking all traffic in that side of the road. 331 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:40,800 The vehicle was just sitting there, reads the report. Inside, 40 year old Michael Serrata was sitting alone in the front passenger seat. 332 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:47,440 The offender was not observed in operation of the vehicle, nor was he involved in a traffic collision. 333 00:38:47,440 --> 00:39:01,200 That's the complaint. Serrata, who refused to give a breath sample, had the odor of an alcoholic beverage emanating 334 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:09,520 from his facial area, as well as bloodshot watery eyes and slurred, delayed, repetitive speech pattern. 335 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:16,000 Multiple open alcoholic containers were observed between Serrata's legs and in the front cup holders. 336 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:24,240 The suspect was unable to speak based on his level of intoxication. Officers from the Cape Corral Police Department were called to assist. 337 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:29,820 While waiting for backup, a deputy observed Serrata reach between his legs and grab an unopened beer. 338 00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:37,640 He then cracked the tab. The deputy attempted to grab the can from Serrata when he began to resist and pull away. 339 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:49,000 Once the individual was out of the car, standardized field sobriety evaluations could not be completed due to the suspect being unable to support his own weight and continuously actively resisting 340 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:55,880 deputies. Savage. After a brief investigation, the deputy found probable cause to arrest the man. 341 00:39:55,880 --> 00:40:02,080 You don't say. Charges include driving under the influence and resisting an officer without violence. 342 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:10,440 While struggling with deputies trying to put restraints on him, Serrata received a minor abrasion to his left eyebrow, right knuckle, and right elbow. 343 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:17,960 He was taken to a hospital as a disorderly subject and required the assistance of security guards and a wheelchair. 344 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:27,640 Hospital staff medically cleared him. He was then transported to the Lee County Jail in apparent good health and without further 345 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:33,800 incident. What an idiot. Yeah, that's pretty dumb. Yeah, all that and he was released on $2,500 bond. 346 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:39,680 Was he parked in a regular lane or was he opposite traffic? Opposite traffic. 347 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:47,680 Oh, that's not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It kind of gives it away. It's even worse, yeah. That's probably the... Luckily there's no accident though, that could have been catastrophic. 348 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:54,000 I was gonna say, that's the scariest thing is when you have somebody coming opposite way. 349 00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:00,360 Oh, yeah. In the lane. Devin, my wife, a few weeks ago, this morning, it was some old idiot. 350 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:08,680 He had turned left out of a shopping center and crossed the median, the cement median. Oh, Jesus. 351 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:16,680 I had no idea he was on the wrong side of the road. She's coming towards him and she gets over a lane and starts honking at him and he throws 352 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:22,040 up his hands at her like, what the fuck's your problem? I was like, you were on the wrong side of the road, dude. 353 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:28,880 She's pointing at the other side of the road. Finally someone else did the same thing and he looked and then he snuck around the median 354 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:40,200 and got in the proper lane. He was a fucking idiot. Maybe you shouldn't be driving. That happened to me 10 years ago, somebody was coming at me in the opposite direction. 355 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:46,440 I just pulled off into the shoulder, just stopped my car because I didn't want anything to fucking happen. Oh, yeah, that's the safest thing to do. 356 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:52,360 I was waiting for Flex to be like, so I just fucking got in his lane and we went full chicken. No, I'm not that cool. 357 00:41:52,360 --> 00:42:00,600 Someone did that to me a couple of weeks ago. Over the freeway, there's a suicide lane and that suicide lane turns into a left again 358 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:06,240 on the freeway. They thought that was the normal lane and then got into the suicide lane, which is me 359 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:17,860 oncoming traffic, flashing lights, getting over, and I'm dead over lane. Besides going over the bridge off the bridge and they're just like, oh crap, my bad. 360 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:24,920 Everyone's like, that's a little more than my bad. Stupid people. Yeah, this is a one o'clock in the afternoon. 361 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:31,120 You must have had some lunch beers with Flex. Hey, come on. We drink responsibly. 362 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:37,120 That's responsibly. How do we drink? Case in point. 363 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:43,120 Nailed it. Oh my. We'll end it with this one. 364 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:49,120 Jalen Watson, rookie from the Chiefs, got so drunk at the Super Bowl parade 365 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:55,120 that he had to leave in a wheelchair. Yeah. I read the circle. 366 00:42:55,120 --> 00:43:01,120 He was drinking Hennessy up on the float. By the end of it, he had to be escorted off said float 367 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:07,120 and put in a wheelchair to make it to the plane. I don't want to be on that plane either. No. 368 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:13,120 That's a short trip. My favorite tweet was the Henny thing is possible. 369 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:19,120 I guess Henny thing is impossible. Yeah. It's a podcast, 370 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:25,120 so there's no point in talking about it. But there are pictures of him being wheeled out in a wheelchair. He's a rookie, 371 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:31,120 which basically means he's still a college kid. Right. He'll learn from this, hopefully. 372 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:37,120 Yeah, he just started too quick. Yeah. He'll learn his limits eventually. 373 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:43,120 There was no pace. If anything, just drink some Miller Lite or Bud Light or 374 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:49,120 whatever the fuck they're going to give you on the bus. There's more Henny. I was going to say, multiple bottles of Henny sounds like a horrible idea. 375 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:55,120 Sounds so bad. Did you guys see the clip of Mahomes, though? He had the WWE championship 376 00:43:55,120 --> 00:44:01,120 belt on and he's pounding a Coors Light or something. I saw something about him chugging. 377 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:07,120 He looked very proud in that picture. With his goggles on too and everything. I love all the athletes now. 378 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:13,120 We don't want to get booze in our eyes. Let's wear these goggles. Stone Cold never wore goggles. 379 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:19,120 He never, ever. He fucking laughed at your goggles. He did waste a lot of beer, though. 380 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:25,120 So much beer. He's got a lot of money in his lap. He can just waste his own money. 381 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:31,120 I always laugh. Last year at WrestleMania, he was pounding the Broken Skull IPAs and stuff. 382 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:37,120 I'm just like, you know, there's a beer that I don't want to pound. No, he was doing the American Lager or whatever they came out with. 383 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:43,120 It was lager that he was promoting at WrestleMania. I have seen him on Raw pound some Broken Skull IPAs. 384 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:49,120 I'm just like, man, that is a hard one to pound. Yeah, and then three of those on top of that real quick. He's like, you sure about that, buddy? 385 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:55,120 A couple of 7.5%ers. You're going to have a headache real quick. Better brush your teeth after that. 386 00:44:55,120 --> 00:45:01,120 Anywho, alright, that's it for us. I'm going to hit some music. I'm going to say hi to Vanessa. 387 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:07,120 Oh, hi, Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa. Oh, a couple of creeps. 388 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:13,120 I like it. Check us out on the Grams, Crappy Republic. Of course, flexmeabeer, 389 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:19,120 underscores in between. Are you still on the Gram? Yeah, hit or miss, but I'm still on there. S, carry, 390 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:25,120 whatever. Yeah, there's some underscores. ScarySport20's underscore 391 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:31,120 somewhere in the middle. You're making it so hard. The best life. 392 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:37,120 CrappyRepublic.com, 80553 beer, that's the number. Go check out Spencer at Made West. 393 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:43,120 He'd be the one dumping giant sacks of grain into a large piece of stainless steel. So good. 394 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:49,120 Built-in workout. I believe that's everything. I hope everyone is staying very well hydrated. 395 00:45:49,120 --> 00:46:15,120 And on that note, good night, everybody. Cheers.