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There's a story inside every smoke shop,

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with every cigar and with every person.

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Come be a part of the cigar lifestyle of Boveda.

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This is Box Press.

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That's how good I am.

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Get out of there.

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Air ball.

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Oh, it's getting closer.

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I'm gonna get him from back here.

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Oh, that's in.

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Oh!

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Just a little more.

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Wait.

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Are we playing now?

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Yeah.

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Ready?

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Okay.

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Oh!

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He's got P. If you get a letter, you gotta answer a tough question.

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But I ask you also.

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No, not until I get a letter.

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Okay.

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So my toughest question to you would be who have you pissed off that will never forgive

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you in the cigar biz?

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Everyone knows that answer.

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Christian Eiroa.

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And he won't forgive you?

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No.

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Why?

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Ask him.

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You asked me a question and I answered it.

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All right.

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Great.

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Now I get to go...

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He lives right down the street.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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You guys aren't friends?

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I don't answer some questions, but if you, if you drive down Old Cutler, he's down there

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on the right.

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Whoa...

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Getting better.

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Can you do moving shots?

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Yeah, but it doesn't count as that.

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It just counts as...

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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

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I missed the easy one.

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Yes!

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I'm winning!

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You got P, I. Okay, um, tough questions, tough questions.

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We got any tough questions?

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What is the most disgusting habit that you have have and if people knew it, they'd be

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like ew?

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I pee in the sink on airplanes.

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You pee in the sink on airplanes?

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Don't fly with Caldwell.

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You try to be my size and get in an airplane, you can't.

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You can't.

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Like there's no way to use it, so you just pee in the sink and wash it down with some

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water.

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That is so gross.

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Ask, ask any tall guy.

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Ask, go ask every tall manufacturer.

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There's a couple more.

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Do you pee in sinks in bathrooms here, like...

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?

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No, there's no need.

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The thing is you get on an airplane and there's no way to like pee.

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But then there's a sink there and it's like...

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Because it's too, because the thing...

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Only those.

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Like if it's a regular toilet, I pee in the toilet.

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Well, why don't you just sit down?

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I'm not from Minnesota, man.

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I'm from fucking Miami.

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Man, you haven't made a shot yet!

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Oh, shoot.

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I just said you hadn't made a shot.

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I still want to see the door shot, though.

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I almost made it.

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Oh!

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Almost is not good enough.

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Where is that going?

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I'm blaming my shirt.

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Way off.

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OH!

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OH!

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Put him out of his misery!

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That is P-I-G.

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That is P-I-G.

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That was awesome.

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What's your final question?

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Final question?

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When you met your wife did you know you were going to marry her or did you think no way?

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No way.

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No way?

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I didn't want to marry her.

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Why?

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She didn't want to marry me.

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Why?

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We didn't want to get married.

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But you're married.

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Yeah.

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Why get married then?

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It was the only way we could be together because she's from Spain.

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We're in love, two different continents, but you gotta, you gotta do something.

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Love it.

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Yeah, so we got married.

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I forced her.

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She was here and then I just said, like either we get married or we're done.

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Because it wasn't, we just back and forth, long distance, didn't make any sense.

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And I didn't want to.

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And then I got married in my apartment.

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And I didn't invite anybody.

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Just the justice of the peace?

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My friend, Rachel that got ordained and then that was it.

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And then coincidentally my little sister was going to be in town and another friend, so

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they were like the witnesses.

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Like I didn't tell my mom, my other sisters.

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Why not your mom?

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Was your mom pissed?

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I don't know.

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I Facetimed her.

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What's the relationship between Robert Caldwell and his mom?

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Amazing.

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Amazing?

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Yeah.

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And she wasn't pissed?

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I think she was all right.

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I'm her son, she knows me.

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My sisters were pissed.

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The ones that didn't come.

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You have two sisters?

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Three?

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And a brother at all?

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No.

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So, it's three sisters and one boy.

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Uh-huh.

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And you're not gonna ever have kids?

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Never.

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Never.

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So the Caldwell Legacy?

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My daughter named her daughter Caldwell because she knew I'd rather die before I had kids

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or never have them.

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So the first name is Caldwell of her daughter...

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Oh.

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...to carry on the family name.

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Good solution, huh?

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Yeah, I like it.

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That was awesome.

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I just played basketball in Robert Caldwell's place...

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And beat me!

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And I beat him with a zero from Robert.

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Zero.

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I have zero letters.

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Robert has P-I-G.

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It's over.

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You can play H-O-R-S-E, but who wants to do that?

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I'd just rather beat him quicker.