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Tara na!

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Kapag nilunod ng simbolismo ang balangkas.

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When symbolism drowns the plot.

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Ang mga archetype ay naging rogue.

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Archetypes gone rogue.

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Mga diyalogo mula sa talaarawan ng isang pilosopiya undergrad.

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Dialogues from a philosophy undergrad’s diary.

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Isa itong salaysay na Möbius strip; walang katapusang nakakalito.

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It’s a narrative Möbius strip; endlessly confusing.

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Saang dimensyon nagmula ang plot na ito?

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What dimension did this plot come from?

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Mga flashback? Halos hindi ko na masundan ang kasalukuyan!

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Flashbacks? I can barely follow the present!

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Isang kaleidoscope ng mga trope at clichés.

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A kaleidoscope of tropes and clichés.

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Napakaraming bala, napakaliit na lohika.

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So many bullets, so little logic.

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Ah, mga pasabog bilang pagbuo ng karakter!

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Ah, explosions as character development!

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Bakit sila nagbubulungan? Pinasabog nila ang isang gusali!

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Why are they whispering? They just blew up a building!

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Saan hinahanap ng lalaking ito ang lahat ng helicopter na ito?

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Where's this guy finding all these helicopters?

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Sinuntok nila ang logic sa mukha!

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They punched logic right in the face!

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Kaya binabalewala natin ang physics ngayon?

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So we're ignoring physics now?

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So friends na tayo ng alien ngayon?

Speaker: 00:02:58

So we're friends with aliens now?

Speaker: 00:03:05

So doon na lang natin tatapusin?

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So we're just ending it there?