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>> Dr. Terry Simpson: There was a time not long ago when

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vegetables were accused of everything short of

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witchcraft. They were blamed for arthritis,

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brain fog and moral decay. And

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the man leading that charge wore a white coat.

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On, uh, today's Fork U, we're introducing you to Dr.

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James Henry Salisbury, a Civil War

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physician, amateur chemist, and the patron

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saint of, uh, meat based diets.

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I'm your Chief Medical Explanationist, Dr. Terry

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Simpson. And this is Fork U

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Fork University, where we bust myths,

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explain medicine, and occasionally resurrect the

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ghost of a doctor who thought toast and beef

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patties were the path to human salvation.

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Dr. James Henry Salisbury wasn't some fringe

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quack. He was well educated, well

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intentioned, man of medicine in the 19th century,

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a time when microscopes were new, anesthesia

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was optional, and science was often built

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on bold certainty rather than pesky

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evidence. During the Civil War, Salisbury

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noticed a problem. Soldiers were

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constantly sick. Diarrhea,

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dysentery, fevers, and chronic gut issues

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ran rampant through the ranks. More

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soldiers died from illness than the

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battlefield. His diagnosis? The

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vegetables did it. To the delight of children

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across the nation, Salisbury believed that starches

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and plant matter rotted in the gut, created

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internal decay and disease. And

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so he set out to eliminate them

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with a vengeance. Salisbury's solution was

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simple minced beef shaped into a

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patty, cooked thoroughly and eaten

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three times a day. This, he believed, was the

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most digestible and pure form of nourishment.

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He paired this with hot water or boiled coffee. And

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a little else. No fruit, no sugar,

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no grains, and certainly

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no vegetables. What he served was basically

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a carnivore diet with battlefield flair. A

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meal plan for the man who thinks ketchup is too spicy.

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This meat patty would, of course, become the now legendary

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Salisbury steak, a, uh, staple of TV dinners and

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hospital trades for decades to come.

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Now, here's where Dr. Salisbury did something rather

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profound, albeit by accident. He

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observed that when soldiers drank boiled coffee, their

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symptoms often improved. He also noticed

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fewer gut problems when they avoided raw produce.

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But instead of discovering the germ theory, which was

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still in its infancy, he blamed plants and

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starches. What actually worked was the

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boiling. Boiled coffee sterilized the

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contaminated water. Cooked meat killed

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waterborne pathogens. And he didn't cure

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dysentery with beef. He cured it with

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heat. But rather than realize this, he doubled

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down and declared vegetables were the enemy of public health.

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Again, to the absolute joy of school children

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everywhere. Let's give credit where it's due.

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Salisbury was observing patterns. He believed in diet

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as a form of treatment, and he emphasized sanitation

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long before it was popular. But like many

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before and after him, he mistook correlation

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for causation. And armed with the microscope and

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moral certainty, he went to nutritional war.

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He never discovered bacteria, never recognized

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fiber, and never questioned why so many of his

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patients were living in filthy conditions. In

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short, he mistook the symptom for the sin

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and prescribed salvation in a stake.

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Though Salisbury himself eventually faded from

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memory, his ideas live on. Sliced,

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grilled and hashtagged. The Atkins diet,

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the carnivore crowd, TikTok, uh, nutritionist eating

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raw liver by the pound. They all echo his

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distrust of, uh, plants, his glorification of meats,

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and his overconfidence in a single

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macronutrient salvation.

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Salisbury thought he found the universal cure in a

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beef patty. His modern followers think they've

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evolved. They haven't. They've just added

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branding and a ring light.

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We know now that fiber is essential to gut health, that

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vegetables reduce the risk of cancer, cardiovascular

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disease, and cognitive decline, that high consumption

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of red and processed meat is linked to colon cancer and

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heart disease, and that diets based on

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diversity, not dogma, uh, are

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consistently the most effective. So if

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you still think vegetables are poison and steak is the cure,

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you're not on the cutting edge. You're just eating like

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it's 1863 with none of the

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context and all of the constipation.

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This episode was written and researched by me, Dr.

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Terry Simpson. More on this and other

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dietary myths can be found on the blog associated with

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this, uh, @yourdoctorsorders.com and

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forcu.com and while I am

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a board certified physician, I am not your

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physician. If you're thinking about going full

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carnivore or living off the Salisbury steak in

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boiled water, please consult with your doctor

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and your registered dietitian. Not a

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chiropractor, not a Civil War reenactor,

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and not some guy who grills spleens on Instagram.

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All things audio and distribution were handled by my friends at

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Simpler media and the pod God himself,

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Mr. Evotera. Have a good week,

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everybody.

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Hey, Evo, do you think Salisbury would

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have lasted a day on TikTok before getting roasted by the

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vegan influencers?

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>> Speaker B: I'm pretty sure that in the 1860s, anybody calling themselves

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a vegan influencer would have been burned at the stake.

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Lights. Uh, not the steak, the Salisbury steak, but the steak

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that you put. You know what I mean? Yeah.