Party time craft beer Republic party time excellent Welcome in everybody. It's the craft beer Republic. Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. I am Greg
Speaker:I am being joined by everyone's favorite shopping buddy, and that's flex. What's up fella? I thought this was a sports podcast Oh, no, that's the other one. Oh the other one. I was shocked. Yeah, I always get that confused go Rangers, I guess
Speaker:Anyways the real baseball fan in the room and the Inspiration behind devs dicks calm that is of course. It's a real website Let's dick this episode down
Speaker:And so it begins everybody Not yet, I'll let you know I remember a couple weeks ago. I was talking about the podcast greater that would grade the episodes and like pull out swear words
Speaker:Yeah, I wonder what it's gonna think of this one all the dick talk It automatically grades me enough. Yeah, it's Me a D. Maybe D plus
Speaker:The last grade it only hit like 13 Curse words, yeah, I think I miss some Pretty see about that, but for all that are still around Thank you for joining find us at craft beer Republic comm on the socials one hop HOP mess
Speaker:Flex me beer underscores in between and of course at craft beer Republic. That's that's good enough for now All right, this is gonna be our basic bitch episode. We're all drinking pumpkin beers. Oh, hey
Speaker:Yeah Got our Uggs and short shorts and hey Wow Wow I'm offended now cuz that's what you're wearing not No, not currently, but I do
Speaker:Yeah Got our PSLs and all those things You know how I feel about those those PSLs I know you love those it's like two out of three here don't mind pumpkin shit
Speaker:Yeah, here you got Not just not mine. I mean Deb is a Lover of pumpkin shit fucking love that shit. Like do you actually like pumpkin pie? That's my question
Speaker:I do I do like pumpkin pie. Okay pumpkin pie grosses me out But I have to put a shit ton of whipped cream on it. Okay? Well, it's actually it's a vessel for the whipped cream
Speaker:I think I could have a spoon or I could have pumpkin pie, right? Yeah, as long as I get enough whipped cream What don't you like about pumpkin pie the like the Texture or the taster texture thing and the fact that it's like served chilled
Speaker:Pumpkin pie. I mean, it's usually like not hot out of the oven I'm but I'm saying do you want it to be that feels it's not an apple I don't I feel like I would prefer it a little warmer than like
Speaker:And I always kind of assume isn't it like room temp Usually I mean you can store it in the fridge and then you know, you just kind of pull it out and there's there's It doesn't matter how long you leave it out for and that's the second time you said pull out
Speaker:It's still there's always a little bit of chill in the pumpkin pie and it's super gross That's so weird. So what about like a cold apple pie? Will you eat that just not big on fruit pies? Really like, okay
Speaker:Amen Big fan of the cream pies and chocolate pies French I once ate myself an entire French look pie. Oh
Speaker:And I loved every second of it. Okay, so, you know that that's how I roll. I love that for you Yeah, really really fit your lifestyle All right. Well before we drink our pumpkin beer real quick shout out to Latvia
Speaker:I was looking at her stat like the country Yeah, the country and I was looking at her stats and like we got a couple of downloads in Latvia And I was like, all right. Well, I guys in lot or people in Latvia. Thanks for Thanks for listening. I don't know why but thanks we all
Speaker:General term they probably found us via Debs dicks Yes, that's what I'm saying that's tight yeah, but shout out to our actual top listening see the week Boyd
Speaker:tin Boyd tin B-o-y-d-t-o-n Boyd tin, Virginia Wow Yeah, some boy tin some Virginians, yeah, anybody else here in banjos playing? I don't know. No, that's West Virginia. Oh, you're right. Yeah
Speaker:Yeah, Virginia. Yeah, you don't get those confused. Nope, corrected one has hill people. The other is actually like a pretty solid state Got it. Thanks for the clarification
Speaker:I Think we all could use some hydration because this is our pumpkin episode. I think we'll all talk about our pumpkin e beers at the same time The question oh my god, I
Speaker:Was just about to ask is this ever ending? No 35 seconds just to get to a David pumpkins line All Right, so on this side of the country we're drinking pumpkin ale by Kern River Brewing Company
Speaker:5% has a 3.42 on untapped and they say this fall seasonal ale is brewed with real pumpkin and a hint of allspice It pours slightly orange in color with a light sweetness and spicy finish. The beer is no trick and I'll treat
Speaker:Yeah, I mean, I guess it's orange. It's kind of beer colored to me. Yeah, I like beer colored beer Yeah, as do I like beer flavored beer, too. I do too. This is you're gonna like this this is very much beer flavored beer with a
Speaker:hint of Pumpkin ish. Yeah, I can co-sign that. Yeah, it's not like super duper Aggressively pumpkin e or spicy to me. The smell is bigger in pumpkin than the flavor agreed
Speaker:I get more that pumpkin pie smell which is probably the allspice on on the the tongue jobber It's just kind of like they took their basic ale or maybe even a pale ale and added some pumpkin and allspice to it
Speaker:But I I think you're on something but not overdone. No, I like this Like I I would definitely drink more of it I think we all know my feelings by now on pumpkin and our pumpkin beers absolutely hate them and this is uh
Speaker:This is not a drain pour. It's not terrible It's not terrible like what I pick it out over say anything else Kern River makes probably not but I wouldn't drain pour it I would drink it again if someone handed it to me
Speaker:Yeah, would you go to the bar and order it or would you just drink it if somebody bought it for you? Is it an all pumpkin bar or a normal bar? Oh, I mean, I'm gonna say you what you walk into Kern and you see the menu and you're like, yeah
Speaker:I wouldn't order it I mean, I might get it into flight, you know But I'm not gonna order a whole pint of it at Kern Kern's got some fucking great. I have some great beers Yeah, yeah, let me some Kern River brewing Which is part of reason I picked this one out because I was like well Kern does some good shit
Speaker:So hopefully they don't disappoint on the pumpkin. I like it. Do you prefer more pumpkin? I know you're a pumpkin lover so I like it more pumpkin II when you're talking about like a stout or
Speaker:A porter or something roasty because I feel like it lends itself really well to that profile Mm-hmm as we're something like this that is like obviously more ale Less pumpkin is better. Yeah agreed. All right, pumpkin King. What are you drinking over there? Well, you ruined it
Speaker:Big surprise earner. No, I picked a classic for today. Oh, you're drinking pumpkin. He's literally drink. I don't honestly Totally forgot. I was like making a Jack Skellington reference
Speaker:Skinny and I'm not that skinny. No, it's true. Oh curvy boy Let's go chunkers. I picked up the hate my nickname like when I was a kid my parents called me tanker
Speaker:That's what I called Damien when he was little cuz he was a chonky boy I was a hefty boy. Yeah, I called him tank He's a very hefty boy big hefty boy Anyway
Speaker:Surprise I picked a classic right southern tier brewing companies pumpkin I remember having this beer for the first time probably like 11 or so years ago and it actually blew my mind because I am big on like pumpkin spice things pumpkin flavored things
Speaker:I hit on it before it even became like a huge trend So yeah, so this one on untapped. This is astounding by the way to me
Speaker:270,000 chickens damn Wow, it's like a fucking domestic beer. All right, that's crazy. And then 3.93 to boot for the overall rating. All right, I mean that's pretty damn solid. Yeah
Speaker:There's your pumpkin beer, yeah pretty simple description here pumpkin puree and pie spices malty bready Cinnamon dominates with nutmeg and vanilla in the background. That's it's what I like. Um, so we'll give it a little sniff job
Speaker:Everything's a job or now Sniff job. It's not a nose jobber. Yeah Well, maybe maybe we just coined something so they don't lie the cinnamon on this one. It really shines through on the aroma
Speaker:I guess the nutmegs there too, but I feel like cinnamon always overpowers nutmeg to right you can yeah, it did me Yeah, it's whatever so we warm up the old-time jobber
Speaker:favorite part of the show Poured it out probably about 15 minutes ago. It's a pretty low carb it's got subtle pumpkin flavor, but it really hits on the spices and
Speaker:that's what I'm a huge fan of with this beer is the spice to it not so much the pumpkin flavor and How it's it's delicious even I feel like even if you hate pumpkin you have to like this
Speaker:Challenge accepted. I think I had that one like forever and a day ago I think I got it in a beer shipment from like one of those beer of the month clubs that people used to do Like not like a tavor type thing, but like you just don't know what you're getting you get like four beers every month
Speaker:You sign up for yeah, there's a month club. Yeah. Yeah, the wife signed me up for one of those I mean forever. I mean must have been coming up on eight ten years ago, and I think Pumpkin was in there. Well. I'd say the best thing about this. I don't think I'd buy it
Speaker:I can't believe I left this out. It's eight point six percent. Oh, okay, so Just like I was when I was younger This baby's a hefty boy Nice nice throwback is good all together. Yeah, yeah the color of that beer. That's a good-looking
Speaker:Yeah, looks like a Martin. Oh, and that's why that's my skull glass to happy Halloween guess Festive good job. It's our Halloween episode that it launches the day after
Speaker:See why be in maybe yeah, all right lots to get to you guys remember I don't know it was a week or two ago We were talking about that bar in Wisconsin that or bar right the porn bar, and they're getting rid of they called it smutting eggs
Speaker:And that's such a good ring to it. Yeah Well Brian our friend Brian over there in Wisconsin hit me up today He said so the Meadowood Country Club is still showing porn I visited them a few weeks ago
Speaker:They have no idea how the news articles picked up the story so good news everybody So smutting eggs is still on yeah He said a lot of outlets ran with it, but apparently no one actually bothered to call and check so there you go
Speaker:I feel like you probably have like a pretty certain clientele that comes in what what do they say Saturday morning? Think of Saturday, yeah, you know you got to get your porn with your yeah food
Speaker:Sausage and porn or uptight people coming into a dive bar on a Saturday morning classy people So wait do they have to keep their dicks in their pants is this like a?
Speaker:The porn is just on and you don't get to touch anything or is it like old classic porn Yeah, fuck the 80s. Yeah, it's like a chest tapes. Are you not supposed to jack off to that? Apparently 80s chicks don't do it for you. Yeah, I guess I guess there's really turning me off
Speaker:I'm Janine Linda Moller who now she was the blink-182 nurse. Oh on the album cover album cover She did all-girl stuff for most of her career and at the end and she did the 80s or was it she started in the 80s
Speaker:Yeah Anyway, she was like looks like where's my yeah? I'm gonna have to but my only issue here would be the the video quality. Oh, that's true Yeah, quality is not great yeah, and you can't play with yourself if the video quality is not great
Speaker:Drawings you know, but it could actually be a dick right would be weird Yeah, we're over here like with our quality standards as if in sixth grade. We weren't watching scrambled porn spice network Mostly green line
Speaker:Excited when you think you maybe see a nipple. Oh, yeah, it's like who is that it? Yeah, my folks would be like we're going to sizzler for dinner It's at the sizzler
Speaker:Man that salad bar was top-notch it really was yeah I love me that sizzler salad bar as a kid because they literally had every food ever We need they did have every food and we need more buffets. You know to come back. Mmm, do we?
Speaker:Mmm, I think that's how Cove it started no That was like the center of my childhood. It's like family dinners Yeah, would always be at like Ponderosa or old country buffet
Speaker:I don't know if they had those nationwide, but they were fucking everywhere. We had hometown hometown Yeah, okay, and soup plantation Yeah, soup plantation was by the classiest of all of them
Speaker:Like by a thin margin like you always felt obligated to eat a salad before you got down on the pizza Especially a soup plantation because they made you pass the salad exactly even to get to the register. Yeah, I was like, hey fatty
Speaker:Gonna not skip the salad go straight for the pizza and the breadsticks. I see what you're doing. Yeah Yeah, they shamed you into it for real. Yeah Sizzler a lot of sizzler trips as a kid with my dad like we just go and load up on salad bar
Speaker:But I say salad bar mean like flexed it they'd fucking dino nugs and It took me years It took me years of going to the buffet to understand like a salad bar wasn't salad. Mm-hmm, right, you know
Speaker:And then I was just like wait, this is what I've been missing out on this entire time Yeah, they called it a salad bar, but that was a real generous name I was just telling my kids about this. I'd get a whole ass plate of the black olives
Speaker:They had whole black olives you lost me and then I'd put them on my fingers on the tips of my fingers and I'd be Like I have all the fingers. I believe you would do that. 100% That was last year. She's talking
Speaker:Very recently. Yeah surprised. You didn't walk into your house with olives on Who says she didn't still smell a briny downstairs? Yeah Fingers Wow, happy olive. Oh, wow
Speaker:They miss that one, yeah anyways, all right before we get to Choose voicemail here. I wanted a voicemail. Yeah, it's a short one. That's crazy
Speaker:Yeah, you'll see in a second my favorite part of his voicemails He talks about how short it's gonna be and it's one of the longer ones. I just wanted to mention It's not like alcohol related directly. So I didn't put it in booze news, but
Speaker:Taco Tuesday the term taco Tuesday has been under trademark for some time and there's been some legal battles brewing by who? Well Taco Bell wanted it. So Taco Bell threw their lawyer money at it and good news
Speaker:Everybody taco Tuesday is free for all to you. Yes Yeah, the public domain I guess so they're not They bought the rights but didn't like read trademark or whatever. They basically just bought it out of private Ness
Speaker:So now it's public. I don't know if I own something that says it nobody else can make it miss But it becomes public. Those were clearly made-up words You sounded so smart
Speaker:Yeah, I The story I read didn't give really the legal details. Maybe we should have had a intern Brian showed up He tends to know a little bit about these things. Where's he with the fact-checking?
Speaker:He'll he'll live text me as he listens Don't worry. I'll get random text sometimes or completely out of context because I'm just like doing my day It's Brian be like, yeah, those hops are great man. I'm like, huh?
Speaker:He's like, oh you were talking about the Belma hops on Bat Street 42 like oh Belma hops are good Totally pulled that out of my ass He will randomly text me about stories. He hears on the show
Speaker:Actively talking but it's not me. So he texts you have no fucking idea what he's talking. I Love Brian. I love that guy. Anyways fact-check us and get us more details. But yeah, the story I have didn't get into it
Speaker:Just that it's free for all to use talk about through a bunch of money at it and now it's guess it's sort of public domain Yay, Taco Tuesday Yeah, let's let's Taco Tuesday it up and not get sued for saying Taco Tuesday
Speaker:Yeah, it's my favorite day of the week besides the fact it's only Tuesday. So yeah taco every day really? Yeah, they should trade my that taco every day. Fuck. Yeah, right Isn't that a smart way to go? You should trademark that. Yeah, dude, make us some money man
Speaker:We're like 500 bucks to trademark something get on it. Yeah, I'll think about it. Okay, good stuff All right. Let's let's check in with the homie. Chew your beer and see what he's got to say Yo, what's up crappy Republic true you be here I'll make this fucking fast
Speaker:I was at San Diego North John's accepted the wifey and I were celebrating our anniversary and got to walk Everywhere nice little Airbnb right on 30th in between
Speaker:University and North Park hit everything from belching Beavers Rip current second chance North Park Mike has the 40th
Speaker:seek brewery Shildenstein and Sid and pure project. There's a few others that I probably missed Amazing time while I was out there. I was picking up beers for this year's
Speaker:Second annual pozole palooza is going down 2023 pozole palooza is happening Invitations have gone out people has our ZP already right when they got it
Speaker:They are VP that same second like Greg and Shannon because they don't want to miss out Flex you got an invitation. We have an RCP I'm gonna miss out. This is the festival you want to be out this early palooza
Speaker:Jbf that doesn't matter. It has no clout Your home Festival who cares? No one knows about it here in like, Michigan or wherever but pozole palooza, you know about it
Speaker:You want to be about it? Because if you ain't at pozole palooza, then you will lose that So flex if you need another permission slip hit up Greg. He got you covered, baby
Speaker:I was a couple people that have RSVP right away Greg and Shannon beer craft beer Republic like those people Brewski bonds, he's a beer chugger chug world order. He'll be there
Speaker:Brian and Derek of a when a brewery will be there again That's a crowd, you know Anyways, I will have the graphic designer and the brewer of
Speaker:shadow Grove at pozole palooza and of course All my minions my true crew the wife my sister her husband my brother and
Speaker:My wife's cousins two of their cousins are bringing their boyfriends, which is pretty cool because they both Lifecraft and they're willing to fucking spend money on craft. So We win
Speaker:So here you go for you that have not RSVP and have received an invitation I didn't say your name because I didn't want to throw you under the bus if you didn't show up But hope to see you there
Speaker:Last thing is make sure you bring something to share a beer you like I will host and have the pozole for everybody And if you want to take pozole home bring back my fucking tupperware you took last year
Speaker:Everybody took pozole home and nobody brought me So I have not been able to pack lunch for work because I'm out of tupperware Man is starving this year for the palooza slash tupperware party is
Speaker:it is what it is bring back that tupperware if you want to take pozole at home or Or you're gonna have to fucking take it back in your pockets or something But yeah, come on people coming courtesy gonna work in coming courtesy
Speaker:Tupperware you bring it with food in it or beer in it Lose the 2023 slash fucking tupperware party So you got your invitation, it's November 18th, please like that
Speaker:I know who's gonna be there get down and who's not and if you're not at pozole palooza Greg let him know you're a Feel like if you call into the show to publicly say pull up solely palooza is November 18th, whatever that's an open invite, right?
Speaker:Yeah, so everybody's listening. I'm gonna give you choose address. He never even said the date. I said the date. Oh, well I'll give you choose address. Did you give to my my RSVP if I have to go to a thing called law prom instead?
Speaker:Not tell him about law prom. This might be the lamest shit. I've ever heard and I'm very Puzzle a palooza because I have to go to the County Bar Association's prom
Speaker:Thing can we get Brian to fact-check this? Oh, this is we've talked about it's literally his fucking fault Cuz she's a loser cuz I'm a fucking loser
Speaker:Being that it's the weekend leading into Thanksgiving and I'm I'm now a professional meat-eater. Oh, that's right Yeah, I'm definitely definitely not gonna be able to
Speaker:To make it to California just one day fly out for a day fly back. You'll be you'll be full You can take some Tupperware. I'll give you some of choose. I'll just put some in my pocket Yeah, it seems to work. Well, yeah, that'll pass through the airport. Yeah, sir. You have more than three ounces
Speaker:And it's dripping down your no, I got it from Pasoli Palooza, okay, sir. Oh Yeah, like we get it. We're losers go through. Yeah Yeah, so anybody wants to choose address let me know I'll absolutely give it to you without any questions asked if I send a beer
Speaker:Can you bring me back some facility? Sure, you hear that you should send a beer so I can bring back facility for her You know, I've been sent extra Tupperware For everybody. Yeah Amazon some goddamn Tupperware, man
Speaker:Yeah, we just bought a new set. You know what it was 20 bucks It's not not bad Chu hasn't had lunch in a year you guys yeah, that's that poor guy I feel bad He must be like super skinny now
Speaker:Hungry, it's fun. He hasn't eaten lunch in a year Jesus look Pasoli Palooza is all about you make sacrifices Gotta do what you got to do. I mean, what can I say? Oh
Speaker:Dear if you guys want to call an 805-538-beer 2337 And the the little beer trip he did in San Diego is my favorite beer trip to do that's what I did for my bachelor party just
Speaker:Cruise up and down 30th Street in North Park and get fucked up to where you get kicked out of modern times. Good Never heard of them. Yeah, I think they're back on the list now. Well, I mean like Maui bottom so
Speaker:different owners different upper manage Oh, I still haven't had them in like years, but I think they're okay. No, I don't know They were remove yourself from the naughty list. Yeah
Speaker:They were just like being distributed out here before everything and I haven't seen them in two two years Well, they I think they ended up pulling back like all their distro before getting bought out
Speaker:Well before their fake purchase from brewery X and then their eventual purchase from Maui And now they're starting to they just worried about California for now, and then they'll move out. We'll see I'm not like in a rush to you know
Speaker:For them to get back, right need that black house stat is a good beer. All right enough of that Let's let's check in with the newsflight real quick. Everybody get your paddles I'm back
Speaker:Any Giants fans here? Excuse me bills bills talking to me bills fans, San Francisco There there are no San Francisco Giants, I meant bills though not Giants wrong, New York team Sorry, any bills fans in here mean I have Josh Allen in for fantasy football
Speaker:That's pretty good well a couple weeks ago bill star Stefan digs celebrated the first of his three touchdown catches when they Use me when they played Miami by grabbing two Miller highlights from fans
Speaker:He basically stone-colded them. They like crushed him together and and fucking poured him. Well, they were seasoned ticket holders He tracked them down and left two beers on their seats for the next game. That's pretty cool
Speaker:Not all heroes were caved somewhere was hoping for a little something cooler, but that's nice All right. Sorry. It was like Tyreek Hill scored a touchdown a couple weeks ago
Speaker:And he tried to give the ball to his mom and a fan like took it from him as he was giving it to him So then like he was obviously like hey, man, that's my mom
Speaker:So the fan gave the mom the ball Tyreek tracked him down and gave him like all this signed memorabilia shit, and I'm thinking that's kind of bullshit Trying to give my game ball to my mom and you're trying to steal it like wow
Speaker:Why would I track you down? But he's a he's a gentleman clearly and a nice guy. Nice guy. Yeah I'm always trying to give my ball to flex his mom, but Who she's all filled up
Speaker:Telling me The Brewers Union of Georgia aka bugs anybody that's their acronym
Speaker:Anyways, they had a vote. They're trying to get creature comforts to join the Union and the vote failed This has been going on for like over a year and now they're they're fighting it and creature conference is bad Anyways, a lot of drama at creature comforts between them and the Union
Speaker:So, you know keep your eyes on that stuff and things keep them peeled keep them peeled Alright, let's get into the booze news here. Anheuser-Busch has signed a multi-year partnership with UFC
Speaker:They're making Bud Light the official beer partner of UFC effective January 1st Constellation brands previously held the sponsorship for six years for Modelo the biggest sponsorship deal in UFC history the partnership includes
Speaker:360-degree programming including original social and digital content broadcast integration and on-site presence But I will also receive prominent branding inside the world famous octagon at all UFC events
Speaker:I love this just simply for the factor of making certain people Uncomfortable Watchers of UFC watch certain watchers Well, it's Bud Light's way of like we need a different market now because we've fucked everybody that sort of drank our beer
Speaker:Or maybe they'll bring a new market to UFC with them. Yeah, that's true. You know, maybe it'll you know Support the first gay UFC fighter to come out who knows there we go
Speaker:They might they might support the first gave you gay UFC fighter and then totally go back on it and undo whatever good they did So right again, it could be Good Budweiser
Speaker:But it's Budweiser. Yeah. Hey we support and just we don't support because people were mad New York good news for New York. You can drink more on Sundays, New York governor Kathy
Speaker:Hoffman signed a package of bills Since Sunday beer sales at grocery stores and lengthen craft brewers license periods
Speaker:I didn't know you'd have a license to be a craft brewer in New York Yeah, but also if I had one I would be showing everybody. I'm a licensed craft brewer. Hey, do you see this?
Speaker:Yeah Like like a detective's badge Outs out or whatever. Yeah, you just watch it. It's out. Yeah
Speaker:Yeah, I Need what I have an FAA Certification like a card a pilot's license. Yeah, I should have one of those too. So I'm like I'm FAA certified. Yeah
Speaker:That'd be cool chicks would dig it. Mm-hmm Grocery stores will be able to sell beer cider mead and braggart from 3 to 8 a.m On Sundays unless local laws for him. I like that. They had where we mean where did I miss New York? Oh, oh
Speaker:The whole last state same story bud I was thinking that the flapping and the dicks I was lost You can look at the badges not the next the bad. Sure Brewers license will be valid for three years
Speaker:These speeches one year liquor and wine stores can operate from 10 a.m. To 10 p.m. On Sundays Give them two extra hours of business Retailers can mix batch cocktails and serve from pressurized dispensing machines
Speaker:Where the fuck that means and retailers can sell complimentary gift and promotional items related to wine in spirit, so All right. I mean cool way to join 1995 everybody else. Yeah. Yeah. No, I have been sitting on this story. I'm so excited to tell I don't know if it'll
Speaker:translate well in a podcast, but Somebody is hosting the Florida man games next year. Have you guys heard about this? No February 2024 the Florida man games
Speaker:No surprise will be held in Florida Some of the events include the weaponized pool noodle mud duel evading arrest obstacle course The category 5 cash grab a catalytic converter two bikes and a handful of copper pipes race
Speaker:Fear belly, Florida sumo And that's just some of it and then the judges they've gotten former American gladiators Dan Nitro Clark and Laura
Speaker:Fetrick be the judges of this. I'm so into it. Are they gonna televise it? I hope so. It doesn't say it Oh, there's also a mullet contest. It's probably on ESPN 8 the Ocho the Ocho a
Speaker:Florida ma'am pinup contest. Oh chicken coop bingo 9-1-1 fight night brawl of the badges. So yeah barbecue competition selfies with alligators
Speaker:Barbecuing I just want to know doesn't say This is a cultural demonstrations which include alligator shows Did I fuck this up like the teal?
Speaker:Through like a flaming. Oh, I don't know SWAT vehicles and more What is this it's in February February, that's my birth month Oh road trip birthday road
Speaker:Yeah, depends on when it is. I'm going out of the country road trip to Florida from California. That sounds February 24th is when it kicks off. Fuck. That's the day. I fly home from Ireland. Oh, well stop in Augustine, Florida
Speaker:Yeah, I guess I could rearrange my flight. Yeah, I think it's worth it. I think it might be worth it. Yeah This is presented by Ripley's believe it or not So they're the main sponsor here, that's actually the 24th of February is the day after my 40th birthday
Speaker:So what better way to celebrate? Man games. Yeah, it's my mom's birthday. Oh Well, maybe you should take your mom to Florida for her birthday. I'll meet her there
Speaker:You can go to the Florida man games comm you get tickets you can register if you want to be a part of it There's sponsorships. Do you have to be like a resident of Florida? I don't know
Speaker:I would hope so you just be like some fucking whack job from anywhere Let's see team registration teamers to get your team of five competitors together You're about to dive headfirst into the wildest athletic competition on earth 16 teams from across Florida
Speaker:We'll battle for the gold get ready to live out the craziest headlines from across, Florida Each member your team will compete in one of five trashy dirty and wild events Tell us about you your team and submit your promo video telling us why
Speaker:Your team has what it takes to represent your county in the Florida man games. You probably from Florida Team with the most Florida manliness have the best chance of getting an invite to the games make your submission good
Speaker:You may even air it blah blah blah your submission means you consent. Okay, I'm gonna see Florida but I think it's a bath bath salts and human eating contest. I think that's the tiebreaker
Speaker:Okay. Yeah, cuz that makes a lot of sense. That's like probably one of the most Florida things I Could think of yeah. Oh you can sponsor anybody want to sponsor them? public sponsors
Speaker:Calm should do it for a birthday. That would be perfect gold member sponsored I like Oh
Speaker:Dear so yeah the Florida man games calm have yourself a blast and a trip to Florida while you're at it a Man gets a DUI for allegedly riding a horse while drunk with open container of alcohol
Speaker:This did not happen in Florida. This happened in, California A man has been arrested arrested for driving under the influence while riding his horse with an open container of alcohol According to police officer bracket of the California Highway Patrol in Merced
Speaker:Approximately 115 miles east of San Jose was on duty when he noticed a horseback rider carrying an open container of alcohol officer bracket Approached the rider and after a short investigation which led the police officer to suspect the individual was impaired by alcohol
Speaker:He arrested the suspect for a DUI It's worth noting that according to California Vehicle Code 2 1 0 5 0 the rules of the road apply to those operating animals on the highway
Speaker:DHP said yeah, don't drink and horse touch. He was just horsing around Yeah If I could somehow name the show
Speaker:Yep, that'd be perfect I'll see myself out. Yeah. Good night, everybody. Let's end it on this flex. How about a list? Oh, I love lists All right Halloween themed I mean this is driving the day after Halloween, but for us it's it's our holiday
Speaker:Slash-basic pumpkin episode Halloween themed beers. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait the thing. I know like the top two Okay, trust us. You need these eight beers in your life starting with alagash is haunted house. Hoppy dark ale anybody
Speaker:I love alagash and I'm wearing my main sweater right now. Oh, there we go This one's a good one. Alesmith's evil dead red. Oh fuck. Yeah. It's no I didn't see Alesmith today No, Brooklyn's black chocolate stout. Sounds good. I've not had that one rogue bat squash hazy IPA
Speaker:Yeah, flying dog the fear that's a 9% imperial pumpkin ale never even seen it Yeah, I don't think I have either
Speaker:Heretics shallow grave it is the rich flavorful blah blah blah. What kind of beer is it? Oh, it's a smooth the porter It's a rich flavorful. Yeah Southern tears peanut butter cup. No, wait three really what number was that three or four?
Speaker:That was they're not numbered. Oh, they're not. Okay, I guess that was number two because there's only one left and Finally three Floyd's zombie dust. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. I think I've had it once I like that one. Yeah, it used to be
Speaker:Like one of those you get it like once a year type deals. Yeah people would not know you can find it on grocery Store shelves anywhere. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, crazy. Yeah. All right. That's all we got. Thank you all for listening
Speaker:Thanks for hanging and all that good stuff. I'm gonna hit some music. I'm gonna say hi to Vanessa Hello you did the mash the Monster mash that was that your voice was very
Speaker:late one night No, I don't know. Um, let's see. I think of a movie every time I do that Oh stepbrothers When you go, you know when they're interviewing for the job he goes, yeah, well, hello miss lady
Speaker:Are you saying pan? Yeah, he thinks he can help on the whole pan pan situation. Yeah, okay At craft Republic at flex beer beer underscores in between and of course one hop mess and oh look those muscles
Speaker:Crafty Republic comm 805 5 3 beer. It's 2 3 3 7. I do believe that's everything Hope everyone's staying very well hydrated out there and on that note
Speaker:Good night, everybody