1 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,560 Welcome in, everybody. It's the craft beer republic. 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,360 Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. 3 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:27,400 I am Greg and I am being joined by my favorite buff friend in the 4 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,040 whole wide world. And that's flex. What's up, big fella? Hey. 5 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,600 Nothing much man, just, uh, hanging out. 6 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,080 Ready for a classy little show here? I think that's what we do. 7 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,920 It's the classiest in all the interwebs. 8 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,960 Nothing classier than the craft beer Republic. 9 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,320 That's what I like to think, actually. Yeah. 10 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,080 When people are like, hey, what's your podcast about? 11 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:51,120 Like, I always tell them, like, picture the monopoly guy drinking 12 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,520 craft beer. That's our podcast. Hey, that's pretty solid. 13 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:58,000 He could be a pretty good mascot for us. We got his number. 14 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,500 Uh, sure. I'll call him tomorrow. Yeah. You got connections? 15 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,900 You're in California? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 16 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:09,260 I'll get my monocle out, give him a call. All that good shit just. 17 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:12,340 To call him? Just to call him? Yeah. It's required. 18 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:16,100 It's the secret password. Uh, follow us on the socials. 19 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,860 @CraftBeerRepublic. @Flex_me_a_beer all that good shit. 20 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:23,180 853 beer is our number. So much to get to today. 21 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:28,260 Got some breaking booze news. We just had Memorial Day last week. 22 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,380 Figured we'd talk about that. Got a big anniversary party 23 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:35,300 coming up, but, uh. Oh, yeah, I'll be there, 24 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:38,580 so come hang out. Um, but Flex has a new beer from a 25 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:42,060 weird ass brewery that we've never heard of before in their website. 26 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:47,580 Sucks, but, uh. All accurate. All accurate. 27 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:50,140 But it looked delicious. So let's find out what Flex is 28 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:53,700 drinking over there. In a world where craft beer is king, 29 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:59,320 a world where muscles are bigger than growlers, only one tongue can 30 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:05,080 guide us. One man, one tongue. One Tongue-jobber. 31 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:13,960 In this world we must find out what is Flex drinking? All right. 32 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,880 Well, I did my homework today, and I was out and about, and I picked 33 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:24,080 up some some beer for the show as I'm good man supposed to do, allegedly. 34 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:30,440 And this really simplistic cannot kind of caught my eye, as did the 35 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:35,680 logo. So it's like this. Uh oh yeah. It's like the tree with the roots and 36 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:39,280 it's in a little circle and like, this is what the can looks like. 37 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:43,080 Like it's just real plain. And it's got the name of the beer on 38 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,280 the bottom and it's all just teal. It's really kind of, I don't know, 39 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,520 caught my eye, like I said. And then give me some. 40 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,400 Real pure project vibes. Yeah. Ish, I would say. 41 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,120 And then it's got the name of the brewery and where it was brewed. 42 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:59,260 Uh, so this is Forbidden fruit and its claims are in Columbus, 43 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:02,740 Ohio. Okay. Um, and this beer is called 44 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:05,860 talking about talking. It is a double dry hopped, hazy, 45 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:08,620 pale ale. I know how you like your hazy pales. 46 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:11,260 Mhm. And it says it is double dry hopped 47 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:17,980 with Citra, mocha and. Uh Superdelic. Have we ever had a Superdelic beer? 48 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:21,180 I don't think so. Yeah. I'm not even quite sure what that is 49 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:27,140 because I'm kind of a moron. Yeah. But this is. Cute. It's pretty light. 50 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:31,700 I like to think so. Uh, it's pretty light at a 5.4%. 51 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:36,980 Um, so I was pretty keen on that, as I'm not looking to get super 52 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:40,100 messed up for the shows. Sure. And I figured, you know what? 53 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:42,260 Never heard of them. Why not try it out? 54 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:45,020 And it was like, uh, 12.99 for this four pack. 55 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:49,660 So very, uh, solid pricing. Solid cannot. 56 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:53,260 And then I pour this beer out and it is just gorgeous. 57 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:59,880 It is extremely light yellow. Very perfect color. No head. 58 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,160 Not much lacing. You get a little bit of sticky bubble 59 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:08,360 on there, but it quickly dissipates. So then on the old nose buds here. 60 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,440 But by the way, buds. I need to mention this. Uh. 61 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,000 They're untapped. There's zero description. 62 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,120 Um, only 28 people have checked this beer in. 63 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:25,080 Uh, and, I mean, solid rating at 391, but I don't know. Is that enough? 64 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,240 Is that enough to decide a collective rating? That's true. 65 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,000 Might be a little low. It's kind of bizarre, but yeah, 66 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:36,400 absolutely no description. It just claims it's hoppy, hazy, 67 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:42,400 spicy, soft and harsh. Uh, so let's let's get those nose 68 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,200 buds. And I found it on Untappd. Their first check in was April 17th. 69 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:51,440 So this is this is a fresh daddy. Okay, so it is pretty new. Okay. 70 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:57,620 So extremely hoppy. Extremely happy on the schnoz here. 71 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,980 There's not really any notes coming through. 72 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:04,820 Maybe a little bit of, like, faint, like orangey citrus, but. 73 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:09,060 But nothing super pungent. Just a lot of hops. 74 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:13,060 Uh, it claims there a Botanical brewery, so that means it's a 75 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:18,820 little Botanical, I guess. Uh, but, I mean, Botanical it's 76 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:22,660 Botanical. It's Botanical. Uh, so we'll warm up the old 77 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:26,220 Tongue-jobber now. There we go. Dive right in. 78 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:30,100 Botanical brewery is a brewery that focuses focuses on incorporating 79 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,900 various plants, herbs, spices, and other botanical ingredients 80 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:37,260 into their beer making. Okay, so super duper hoppy. 81 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:40,100 Um, I would say harsh is the right word. 82 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:46,980 Almost like maybe they used too many hops. Oh. Two. Two too much hops. 83 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:51,180 It's raining hops. It is raining something. 84 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:55,880 Um, it it's not bad. Like this isn't bad. It's good. Okay. 85 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,880 But it almost drinks more like an IPA than it does. 86 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:04,160 Like a pale. Interesting. Uh, a little bit lingering, you know, 87 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:10,320 bitterness, but not horrible, like with the oils and the lingering ness. 88 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:15,920 It just kind of interesting more than anything. Okay. Would you buy again? 89 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,480 If I was at the brewery, I would get a pour. 90 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,320 I don't know if I would get a four pack. Got it. 91 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:27,560 Um, if it was a little less harsh, I. It would be a super solid beer. 92 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,720 I would say a little too much for a hazy, pale. All right. Fair. 93 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,960 I looked up Superdelic hops. Uh, alpha range. 94 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,440 Pretty high in the alpha acids, 9 to 12%. Uh, flavors. 95 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,800 In the beer, you get tropical fruit, sweet and stone fruit. 96 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:47,320 On the nose, you get mango, passion fruit and spice. Little spice. 97 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,280 Let me let me dive back in here. Yeah. 98 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:53,700 First released in 2023, this complex aromas of sweet berry fruit, 99 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:57,300 stone, fruit and spice on the rub. Dry hopping, especially in early 100 00:06:57,300 --> 00:07:00,500 fermentation to add biotransformation, imparts intense, 101 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:04,420 ripe tropical fruit aromas. The spice actually definitely 102 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:07,420 comes through on the aroma. Now, now that you mention it, 103 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:11,780 very spicy there. On the nose buds. The nose buds are spiced. 104 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:15,980 All right, well, uh, you know. Yeah, definitely. 105 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:19,740 Definitely an interesting beer, I would say, if it was like, uh, 106 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:23,180 professional football team, it probably went like eight and nine, 107 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:26,860 nine and eight. All right. Right around. The. 500 mark. Yeah. 108 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:29,420 Like, maybe they made the playoffs. It was just like a bad year for 109 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:32,060 everybody else. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 110 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:35,420 One of those that you're glad we took our advice of only buying 111 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:37,660 one can the first time. Well, see, 112 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:43,180 I did get the four pack here. Oh, no. Because I so I went to my shop, man. 113 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:48,220 And I think they're getting rid of the single can shelf. Oh, fuckers. 114 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,740 Because there was like two of them I already had. 115 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:56,240 There was is another two that I had seen for months now. 116 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,240 There is like a 12% stout that I didn't want. 117 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:04,520 And, uh, then there was this Grisette beer. Um. 118 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:08,160 Which was a little interesting, I guess. 119 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,800 I was like, almost intrigued to get it, but I'm like, 120 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,400 why do I this isn't what I like. Yeah, I mean, Grisettes are like, 121 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,720 farmhousey Belgian beers, right? Very Belgian. 122 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,440 So I opted not to get it. And, uh, 123 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,360 I just bought a couple four packs. So I went against what I've been 124 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,040 doing. All right, well, 125 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,960 now you got some beers to chug. Yeah, I'll drink them. I'll drink. 126 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,680 It. Yeah, I believe in you. I'll be all right. Uh. All right. 127 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,920 Well, speaking of drinking, do anything fun for Memorial Day. 128 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,520 Uh, so, like Memorial Day of. Not really. 129 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:47,280 It was more like, just like a running around kind of day. Like a busy day. 130 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,440 Um, you know, the wife was off, kids were off. 131 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:53,250 So we just kind of did family shit. And, uh. 132 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:57,370 But the day before was very excited. It was my nephew's fifth 133 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,850 birthday party. Okay. And this is my sister, 134 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:05,690 one of my sister in law's kids. And her husband is real cool. 135 00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:10,130 Dude loves himself like a solid beer. Big bourbon hunter. 136 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:13,010 Just, you know, likes having a good time. Sure. 137 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,770 But most importantly about this party, 138 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:19,730 we have an annual horse competition. Like horse, the basketball game. 139 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:24,690 Oh. Not the. Yeah, not like the. Okay. Got it. 140 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:29,170 And it was funny because we had brought this up during Easter and we 141 00:09:29,210 --> 00:09:33,010 had brought this up mother's Day, just about how excited we were 142 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,170 for it. Because last year, last year we got 143 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:39,330 rained out and it was a big bummer. Oh, so we played darts instead 144 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:41,410 and it just wasn't the same. Darts are fun, 145 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:45,010 just not the same thing. So then we get to the house, 146 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:48,450 or I worked all day and I get to the house and I say my pleasantries and 147 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:53,470 hellos and it's. Me, the fridge. I coolers were outside so I 148 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:57,550 didn't have to go to the fridge. Super solid. Great setup. 149 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:02,070 It's usually me, my sister in law's husband, and then his brother in 150 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:08,350 law who play, and just three real overly competitive guys. 151 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:13,110 And it just was a blast. And I'm gonna tell you who won. 152 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:15,030 Do you want to or do you want to guess who won? 153 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:18,510 I mean, I'm always gonna go for you. Well you're right. Okay. 154 00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:22,910 I kicked ass. Nice. Yes. I went three and zero. 155 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:27,710 Ain't nobody stopping Flex. And, uh, just to rub it in a little 156 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:34,190 bit when I got home, uh, my kids have some horse toys in the basement. 157 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:38,510 Like horse stable, like a American girl doll type. 158 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:43,990 Okay. You know, so big horse? Sure. So I held it up with one hand 159 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:48,810 and held up a one with the other hand and sent it to my sister in 160 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:54,570 law's husband. That's pretty good. So this is my trophy. 161 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:57,970 All you needed was like a championship belt around that horse. 162 00:10:58,010 --> 00:11:01,650 That would've been great, man. I gotta look for a horse belt now. 163 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:04,650 So is there drinking involved? Are you guys sober while you do this? 164 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:08,690 Oh, no. Definitely drinking. Oh. Okay. Good. Uh, what do I have? 165 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:11,410 I have had a couple. He bought a 12 pack of Eagle Park 166 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:15,770 set list, which is their hazy. Um, what's the word? 167 00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:18,130 Their staple beer. Their flagship flagship beer. 168 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:22,130 Uh huh. So that's like 6.5% or. I had a couple of those. 169 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:27,410 He had some kind of rosé sangria, which I'm not a wine guy or 170 00:11:27,450 --> 00:11:30,890 sangria guy or whatever, but I definitely went in the house 171 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,970 and poured myself a glass because it sounded delicious. You had to try it. 172 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:37,130 Yeah. And the verdict? It was pretty all right. All right. 173 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:40,890 Yeah. Rosé is not for me. I'd go like red wine. Sangria. 174 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:43,210 I don't know what. Just hit me with the sangria. 175 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:46,610 I was like, that actually sounds kind of nice on this warm day. 176 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:52,270 Yeah. Not bad. Yeah. So, uh noshed. Some pizza. Split a triple IPA. 177 00:11:53,110 --> 00:12:00,110 Um, and then the horse commenced, and it was fucking Mecca and you 178 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:05,750 destroyed. It was immaculate. Way to go, horse champ. Hey. 179 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,950 Thanks, man. So if anybody if anybody out there 180 00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:11,190 wants to challenge me who's not a professional basketball player, 181 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,230 right? Anybody who's never played college 182 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:18,510 basketball wants to challenge. If you're an average individual 183 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,790 challenge, right. If you get out of breath running 184 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:27,710 up and down the court, challenge Flex to a game of horse. 185 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:32,630 Do you have problems getting up off the floor? Challenge me. 186 00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:39,110 Do you shoot free throws like Shaq? Challenge Flex. 187 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:43,590 Can you not bend your knees? Challenge me. Oh I'm in. 188 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:48,290 Here we go, bud. I walk like a fucking stork. 189 00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:51,090 They call you Wilt the stilt just because you walk like 190 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:53,690 you're on stilts. Yeah. It's not because of all the 191 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,570 women I've. I've bedded. It's just because of my knees. 192 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:01,930 That would be cool, though. Nice. I, um, I had a weird holiday weekend. 193 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:05,490 A weird Memorial Day weekend, but not weird. Some good, some weird. 194 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,690 Why was it weird? So, the Saturday of that weekend, 195 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:12,970 my wife's. Get this. My wife. My wife, 196 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:17,530 former coworker invited us to. Not her wedding, but just her 197 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:22,130 reception. So we were invited. I don't have a problem with this. 198 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:25,210 Okay? We were invited. Then coworker got fired. 199 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:30,650 This is a recent firing. Oh. And then it was like, do we go? 200 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,530 Well, the wife is a much nicer person than me because I would 201 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,090 have said you got fired. I wasn't friends with you in the 202 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:38,810 first place, so it was nice knowing you have a good life. 203 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:42,170 See, I like weddings. Okay? But it wasn't a wedding. 204 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:46,990 It was only the reception. That's the best part. True. 205 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:51,150 Ceremonies are fucking boring. So spoiler alert we went because 206 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:55,910 my wife is way too nice to say no. And it's at this country club. 207 00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:58,950 It says five till I think ten, 9 or 10. 208 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,670 So we I told the wife, I said no matter what, we cannot. 209 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,830 She loves being on time. I was like, 210 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:07,150 we cannot be on time to a party. You look like a fucking dweeb. 211 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:11,390 And so we settled on like 515. Oh, okay. 212 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:15,910 I mean, that's basically on time. I know, I'm like, half hour late is 213 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:19,270 on time. It's a party. It's not. And it's not a dinner party. 214 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,550 It's not like, you know, it's. Not like anybody's really 215 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:26,790 expecting you to come, so you don't have to be there. Right? 216 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,590 Right. It's not dinner reservations. You gotta be on time for dinner 217 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:30,710 reservations. But it's a party, you know? 218 00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:33,230 It's a reception. So anyways, we get there at 515, 219 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:37,150 and luckily, it was at the same time that her other current coworker, 220 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:39,790 who's still a coworker, was also walking in. 221 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:43,150 So we had somebody to talk to because the rest of the people were like 222 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,650 family. so we didn't know any. Was it small? It was very small. 223 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:49,250 At its peak, I would say 30 people max. 224 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:53,770 Oh, I wouldn't have went. You see. So when we walk in, 225 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,690 there's a sign that says, like open bar and then in small 226 00:14:56,690 --> 00:15:00,450 print at 530, I was like, see, we should have gone here at 530. 227 00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:04,650 Greg's right again. So you had to wait 15 minutes. Yeah. 228 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:08,850 So, uh, 15 minutes of sobriety was really watching the seconds tick by. 229 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:11,890 Like you didn't pregame it already? Yeah, no, I had to drive. 230 00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:15,210 I didn't, to be fair. Um, so anyways, we do that, we're. 231 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,850 We are the only people, like, we tried sitting down at tables, 232 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:22,010 and every time it was four of us, the wife and I, her two other coworkers. 233 00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:25,130 And every time we try to sit down, people are like, oh, this is taken. 234 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:27,050 Oh, this is taken only have two seats. 235 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,850 So we ended up at our because there was no assigned seat, 236 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:33,090 we ended up at our own table, just the four of us, which not the worst 237 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:35,770 because at least we all knew each other or somewhat knew each other. 238 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:40,250 Accurate and but then so, you know, typical like dinner food. 239 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:45,030 It was pretty, uh, had some drinks. The DJ was weird. 240 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:49,630 He, uh, it was a pretty small room, as you can imagine. 30 people. 241 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,750 I think you probably could have jammed, let's say, Max, 242 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:56,270 60 people in that room. Okay, so not a huge space. 243 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,910 Uh, any time. First of all, the music. 244 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:02,670 And this made me sound old. The music started out so fucking 245 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:07,390 loud, like, obnoxiously loud, I think because he did not estimate the size 246 00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:10,110 of the space and just was like, I usually turn this up to seven, 247 00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:14,310 so we're at a seven or whatever. And anytime somebody was not on 248 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:18,990 the dance floor, he would start sneaking up the volume as if that's 249 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,710 the reason we weren't dancing, had nothing to do with the fact he 250 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:26,030 was playing the YMCA or some other shitty song. That's. Yeah, I mean. 251 00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:29,670 I had a hard no village people rule at my wedding. Really? 252 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,750 Oh, yeah. No disco. It was a hard, no disco, no village. 253 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,830 We had a do not playlist. Interesting. 254 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:38,390 Yeah, because we're assholes. So that was kind of weird. 255 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:41,510 And he was not great. So then around like 615, 256 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:44,410 The bride and groom have still not made their entrance. 257 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,250 They're 45 minutes to their late to their party. 258 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:50,570 And he, the DJ, gets her attention. He's like, all right, everybody, 259 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,610 it's just about time for them to make their entrance. 260 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:55,130 And first we're going to show you this video. 261 00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:57,490 And then it takes another five minutes to get the video to 262 00:16:57,530 --> 00:17:00,050 play. And the sound is awful because 263 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:02,570 he even says, I can't get this to hook up to my equipment, 264 00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:05,610 so we just have to turn the TV up all the way. Oh my gosh. 265 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:07,930 Leaned over to the wife and I was like, I bet I could. 266 00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:12,250 Should I go help him? She just laughed. So plays the video. 267 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,490 It is not the highlight of their wedding. 268 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:21,210 It is the entire fucking ceremony. We had to watch from start to finish. 269 00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:26,250 Wait wait wait what? Yeah. Luckily it was a Vegas wedding, 270 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,250 so it was relatively short. It was like 15 minutes, 271 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:33,130 but it was still 15 minutes of the entire fucking ceremony. 272 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:36,370 You know, all the speeches and I do's, and, you know, 273 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,650 they're officiant was creepy as fuck. Is the little white chapel or 274 00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:43,190 whatever everybody goes to. And the guy was creepy. 275 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:45,230 And at one point you could tell, like, the officiant got bored 276 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,670 because he was just walking circles around them while he was talking. 277 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:51,270 The whole thing was fucking weird. So after, like, this 15 minute 278 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,710 wedding ceremony that I thought we had skipped out on, then it's like, 279 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:57,070 all right, here they are. And then they come out and they do 280 00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,310 it, and then it's like a normal reception than the rest of the night. 281 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,670 But leading up to that, it was just kind of weird. 282 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,790 Yeah, I would almost have left already. 283 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:08,550 I was trying, but was not allowed. That does not sound like a great 284 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:11,070 time. Yeah. So, uh, one out of ten would not 285 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:15,030 recommend next day. Much better. Sunday of the Memorial Day weekend. 286 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:18,670 Uh, we went out on the lake. There's a little lake out here 287 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:21,310 where my boss has a boat. You can only have, like, little, 288 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:24,190 I don't know, electric boats. They go, like, top seven miles 289 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,750 an hour kind of thing. Okay, but he's got a really nice one. 290 00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:30,470 It fits, like 12 people. So we went out with, uh, Coley and, 291 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:34,510 uh, Devin, interim Brian. And then our friends Kevin and Patty 292 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:39,270 brought out some champagne and some charcuterie. Brian on the boat? Yeah. 293 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:44,010 Brian brought out two cubes of beer with them. Jesus. He. 294 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,410 He was covering everybody. He brought some fire stone and a 295 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,050 fucking case of cures. Just in case we had some trash 296 00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,410 with us. Did that? Came back to the house, 297 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:54,890 did some barbecue and kept drinking. It was. It was a good day on Sunday. 298 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,050 That sounds like a real nice day. Yeah. 299 00:18:57,090 --> 00:19:00,850 And then Monday, we did go to a concert in the park thing, and, uh, 300 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,850 Kevin and Patty invited us over, and we didn't know what the 301 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:07,690 drinking at this park rules were. We had never done this before. 302 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,370 I'm assuming people just bring their own shit. 303 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:13,010 Yeah, I was looking around like, you know, technically it's not legal, 304 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:16,850 but tons of people were not concealing it at all, so. 305 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,970 And, uh, we had. We live across essentially 306 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:23,970 across the road from this, uh, botanical gardens. Botanical gardens. 307 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,810 The botanical gardens, too. It's crazy. 308 00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:29,450 And they have these free concerts throughout the summer. 309 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:33,010 Um, they're on Thursday nights. Not that that means anything to 310 00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:35,650 anybody. But when we had first found out 311 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:38,430 about this, we were like, oh, hey, we'll go maybe check out a show. 312 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:43,510 So we walked over there because it's literally that close and 313 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,230 didn't bring anything. No chairs. I think we brought a blanket 314 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:49,590 maybe just to sit on. And we're looking around because they 315 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:53,350 have a couple food vendors and you could buy beer there and whatnot. 316 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,870 Oh, nice. But looking around, 317 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:58,510 everybody's got their own coolers. Everybody's got their own bags. 318 00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:02,550 People pulling bottles of wines out of wine, out of bags. 319 00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:06,190 Just like the whole kit and caboodle. They're like, 320 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:11,030 everybody's bringing their own shit. We're like, oh, so it's not legal. 321 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:14,270 And you're technically on, like, you know, their property. 322 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:17,670 Property? Yeah. And, uh, but nobody seems to 323 00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,150 give a shit. Yeah. There's another city nearby that 324 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,630 we have gone to a bunch of theirs, and we always bring the wines 325 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,110 and the beers and all that. And it's one of those where, like, 326 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:28,070 they look down upon you if you're not cracking something open. 327 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:31,390 Really? Oh, yeah. It's like everyone it's it's 328 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,390 encouraged. Now, this one we had never been to, 329 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:35,950 so we just didn't know. And lots of people were doing it 330 00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:37,650 wasn't quite to the extent of the other one. 331 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,770 So instead we just brought some gummies and got super stoned and 332 00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:42,010 watched a journey cover band. Hell yeah. 333 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,290 We got real fucked up a couple years ago. 334 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:48,690 And uh, there's a huge Pink Floyd cover band that came. 335 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:52,530 Um, they're like, known around, like the Midwest, I guess. 336 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,850 And yeah, we got pretty fucked up, and we just danced to that all night. 337 00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:59,690 Nice. It was wonderful. Yeah. The one that encourages drinking 338 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:02,570 is a city that, uh, we do work for at work. 339 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:05,930 And my boss went to this one, and my coworker and I were like, 340 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:07,970 one of the one of the times we've been a bunch of times, 341 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:10,290 one of the times we went the coworker and actually had to film some stuff, 342 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:15,530 and my boss brought just a cooler, slammed full of beer and was like, 343 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:18,570 you know, where the beer station is? Hell yeah. 344 00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:20,570 So like, we go out filming a little bit, 345 00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:23,970 come back like, gee, I'm parched. Glug glug glug glug glug. 346 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:26,410 You know. That's a good boss. Yeah, he's a nice guy. 347 00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:29,330 Like he tried, you know, he got, like, some sort of, you know, IPA. 348 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:32,210 Multi-pack trying to be cool and craft and all that stuff. 349 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,810 And it was forever ago, but it was good times. 350 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:37,230 I can imagine him walking into, like, the liquor store. 351 00:21:37,270 --> 00:21:41,110 Hey, what are the cool kids like? You know, like. 352 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:46,790 Hey, sonny boy, what is it that the kids are drinking these days? 353 00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:56,110 One of them mentioned a ippa ippa. Am I saying it right? IPA. IPA. 354 00:21:57,870 --> 00:22:02,310 Is it Greek? IPA? I feel like I should be breaking 355 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:06,430 some glass here. See? Oh. Good times. So anyways. Yeah. 356 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:10,430 Yeah, that was. That was my weekend. Sounds pretty solid. 357 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:14,750 Minus a weird awkward reception. Weird reception, but the rest of it 358 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:20,150 not too shabby. Okay, so. Right on. Uh, before I forget, shout out to 359 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:23,590 our top listing city last week. And that was Riverside, California. 360 00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:27,230 Not to be confused with Riverside, the shitty podcast service we 361 00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:30,150 use to record our show. We do use Riverside, don't we? 362 00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:37,530 We do. We're locked into a contract. What a small, small world. Yes, very. 363 00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,610 And, uh, again, shout out to the Netherlands. 364 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,010 A couple of weeks ago they were topping, not topping, but they were 365 00:22:43,010 --> 00:22:46,010 showing up on the charts and once again, they're making a little chart 366 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:48,570 comeback. So, uh, interesting. Shout out Netherlands. 367 00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:51,130 I don't know who's listening, but, uh, whatever. 368 00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:55,130 Hello is in the Netherlands. Hello. Clearly they don't have any kind of 369 00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:58,650 social media either because they. Write or much to do. 370 00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:04,330 Or yeah, maybe they're internet only gets podcasts. I don't know, maybe. 371 00:23:04,490 --> 00:23:07,010 They're still on DSL. It's about as much as it can handle. 372 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:16,810 We can do 50MB per beat. Remember trying to download porn 373 00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:20,170 back in those days? Uh, like five minutes later? 374 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:26,290 There's one picture. It was rough. It was? Yeah. 375 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:30,250 I remember one one time was rough. Yeah, I remember one time the 376 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:32,930 parents had left and I was like, yeah, let's see what I can pull 377 00:23:32,930 --> 00:23:34,750 up on the old interweb. That was before people knew how 378 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,990 to search history. If history even existed on the 379 00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:40,910 interwebs, it's like AOL days. It had. To. And, uh, maybe. 380 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,350 And I remember pulling up a picture and it was like, you know, 381 00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:46,710 line by line would load slowly. And it'd been a few minutes. 382 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,430 Yeah. It did. Yeah. And it'd been a few minutes. 383 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:51,390 I had gone to the kitchen to get some drink, and in that amount 384 00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:55,150 of time the parents got home and I was like, oh, shit. 385 00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:59,590 That's that's, uh, spoiler alert. That's how picture is printed too. 386 00:23:59,910 --> 00:24:02,110 Yes. When you print the dot matrix, 387 00:24:02,110 --> 00:24:05,670 it's just line by line. Yeah, they weren't color either, 388 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:12,070 and they had to rip off the edges. They made that noise too. 389 00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:14,910 Man, that was the worst. Yeah. But yeah, I had to run back to 390 00:24:14,910 --> 00:24:17,990 the computer and, like, it wasn't responding to me. 391 00:24:18,030 --> 00:24:20,270 X-ing out. So I just turned off. It was back when you would actually 392 00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:22,550 had a power button on the computer. If you hit it like the power 393 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:24,390 went out, you know, like old school power button. 394 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:27,270 Yeah. Everything went off. Yeah. It was like junk, 395 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:33,120 like an old tube TV. So anyways. Good times. Hi, Netherlands tube TV. 396 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,840 I bet they still use those in in the Netherlands. 397 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,120 They're like these assholes. We listen to their show now 398 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,160 they're talking shit about us. I bet they're like so much better 399 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:47,800 than we are on everything ever. Uh, it's like one of the happiest 400 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,960 places to live, I believe. I think somewhere in that area is. 401 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,320 Yeah. They're, uh, medical insurance is 402 00:24:54,440 --> 00:25:00,480 amazing. Well, and they have it. And they, uh, they're, like, 403 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,360 the best, like Norway. I think it's Norway or Finland. 404 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,960 One of those. It's like the best looking people 405 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,800 in the world. Should we move? I think so, yeah. 406 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,760 Since we're some of the best looking people. Yeah. 407 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,120 And I think their weather is similar to Wisconsin, 408 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:20,360 so I'm gonna be okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think you're gonna have to 409 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,200 learn to deal with, like, cold. Uh, we'll work on it. 410 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,600 It's better than hot. I'll take cold over hot. Interesting. 411 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,680 Yeah, because you can warm up. It's hard to cool down. 412 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,660 I do feel you know what? I just went against my own ways. 413 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:36,820 I actually tell people that all the time that I'm very okay with 414 00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:40,260 the cold. Um, because you can put multiple 415 00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:43,180 layers on and multiple blankets to get warmer, 416 00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:47,100 but you can only take off so much. Right? Until you get arrested. 417 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:51,980 Well, yeah. Basically. Right. We don't want to talk about that. 418 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:56,980 No, that's a different show. That's for our Patreon page. 419 00:25:57,020 --> 00:26:00,740 You gotta pay to hear that one. Our OnlyFans account. 420 00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:04,540 Do people still make those by the way? Patrons. No. OnlyFans. 421 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:07,660 OnlyFans. I don't know, I think so. It's like a thing still. 422 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,580 I think so I read something recently that they made like 423 00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:14,460 $4 billion last year. Oh wow. It also said that they they take 424 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:19,940 like 20% from the creators. Wow. That's a huge chunk. Wow. 425 00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:23,500 Think about that next time you're jerking off to someone on OnlyFans. 426 00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:29,460 Jesus. I mean, um, connecting with your 427 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:33,640 favorite content creator. Wow. That was beautiful. 428 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,160 It was a beautiful way to put it. That's what I meant to say. 429 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:45,920 I'm connecting. Are connected. Yeah. You just made a lot of people feel 430 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,040 better about themselves. Yeah. I had someone recently asked me why. 431 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,960 Like, why don't you do a video podcast? I was like, I don't know. 432 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,960 And, uh. Oh, no. It started with, uh, 433 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,320 trying to take my picture. It was an in-law family in-law 434 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,800 member, like trying to take pictures. And I was like, no, no, no, 435 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,160 not right now. I had just woken up and they're like, 436 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,240 oh, what's wrong? I was like, yeah, 437 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,960 I don't have my makeup on. And they're like, oh, what about your 438 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,240 podcast? I was like, no video, man. We got faces for radio. 439 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,720 I walked away, hey. Man, I'm just kidding. 440 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,240 You're beautiful. Stop it. And my favorite part was about 441 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,040 two seconds later, it hit what I had just said. 442 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:25,080 And as I'm walking away here. Like, the faces for radio really sunk 443 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,680 in all of a sudden. Old people are. Weird. Some people don't get it. 444 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,740 Yeah. They don't. So anyways, uh, all right, 445 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:34,460 back to the beer stuff. Uh, we want beer. Yes. 446 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:38,340 Every now and then I wanted to mention on June 14th, uh, 447 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:41,780 next week, next Saturday, Topa Topa brewing out here in my 448 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:44,420 hood in Ventura, California, having their 10th anniversary, 449 00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:49,380 which is fucking badass. And Cambria from Topa Topa hit me 450 00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:52,620 up and was like, hey, you know, can you spread the word and any 451 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:55,500 chance you can stop by and say hi, so I'll be there, I'm going to stop 452 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,420 by and say hi. It's really cool. Cambria used to work for Radiant 453 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,980 Brewing and we would talk when they first opened, 454 00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:04,220 had them on the show, and now she's moved on to work for Topa Topa. 455 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:07,100 So it's it's fun to keep it all in the same world, but. 456 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:09,020 That's awesome that she still reaches out to. 457 00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:11,620 Yeah, hopefully I get to see her next Saturday. 458 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:14,860 So June 14th, come on out, say hi Topa Topa I think it starts at 12, 459 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,940 1230, something like that. You can find it on the website 460 00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:21,100 Topa Topa. Beer. And if you want to hear our interview 461 00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:25,100 with Jack, one of the co-founders of Topa Topa, that's batch 271. 462 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:29,800 Go have a listen and learn about Topa Topa before you go to the 463 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,280 anniversary. That's from a couple years ago. 464 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:35,320 So, uh, all right, before we do some news, I want to make a call. 465 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:46,520 To the bullpen for beer. So I'm drinking. 466 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:53,800 Other half brewing green diamonds, Eau de Imperial, 467 00:28:54,160 --> 00:29:04,000 double New England Hazy IPA, 8.5% 100 IBUs. Goo in a New England. 468 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,480 Yeah. Interesting. I guess the Imperial kind of makes 469 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:16,680 it anyways, uh, and has A418 on untapped out of over 26,000 ratings. 470 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,520 Big numbers. Yeah. Uh, it says an Imperial IPA brewed 471 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,640 with a hand-selected blend of hops. Hops given notes of peach, 472 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:29,940 passion fruit and sweet grapefruit on the nose. On the nose buds. 473 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:32,820 Passion fruit and grapefruit. I think I like the sound of that. 474 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:36,220 Yeah, the schnoz is quite nice, actually. It's very fruit. Salady. 475 00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:38,620 I'm gonna guess that's the grapefruit coming in a little higher. 476 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:47,100 Would you toss it? When wouldn't I? Daddy? So, daddy. 477 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:50,900 On the Tongue-jobber definitely some, uh, some malt in there. 478 00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:54,300 This is a little old school in the maltiness, which, as we know, not 479 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:58,100 always my jam. It's a little thick. It should be nobody's jam. Mhm. 480 00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:02,340 I mean, it says it's a New England, right? It's an imperial. 481 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:06,100 That's how it is. The cans is imperial untaps his 482 00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:11,380 imperial slash double New England. Okay, okay, okay. Now I get it. 483 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:13,620 So we're gonna call it Imperial because it drinks more like an 484 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:17,260 Imperial. It's pretty bitter. Um, definitely getting the grapefruit 485 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:21,060 in there and those citrusy notes. A lot of pith. 486 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:25,220 Um, from the grapefruit. Bitter? Yeah, a lot of bitterness. 487 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,680 It does. The 100 IBUs. That makes sense, right? 488 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,560 It does coat the tongue. Um, I will say, uh, 489 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,600 you can see the color here. It's like, I don't know, not quite 490 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,880 copper, like a burnt orange, maybe. I would say that's a solid. 491 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,400 I'm looking I'm looking at a lot of these pictures of people who 492 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,320 have checked in untapped. Theirs are way sexier looking. 493 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,000 It's a lot more like bright and yellowy. 494 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:55,000 And so, um, once again, this is a Tavour beer. Drop the ball. Tavour. 495 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,040 I know we're going to, like, rename the show to Fuck Tavour 496 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,920 or something like that, but, um, I don't know if it wasn't handled 497 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:03,240 well or what, but it is not the same color that multiple. 498 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,400 It's not just one picture. Multiple pictures are showing this 499 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,920 gorgeous looking, very yellow beer. There's a couple of darkies like 500 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,720 mine, but overall, Jesus Christ look, that's dark. 501 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,520 They look, um, pretty bright and delicious. 502 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,800 So, uh, I don't know what the fuck happened here. Maybe it was filters. 503 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,800 Who knows? I'm hoping so. I'm hoping everybody except for two. 504 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:32,140 You. Filtered their photos. Damn it. Uh, would probably not buy again. 505 00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:35,900 I not worth it. That's, uh, bummer to hear. Yeah. 506 00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:40,020 Not a single, not a four pack. Not in a box, nor with a fox. 507 00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:43,700 Yeah. Those foxes. Mhm. Well, I'm sorry to hear that 508 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,700 about your beer. Yeah. Me too. It's, uh. It's fine. 509 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:50,380 You know I it's not good. Not. It's whatever really, 510 00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:53,660 really coats the tongue like I can. Still it doesn't sound good. 511 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:57,220 It's just fine. Best, you know when you ask somebody 512 00:31:57,220 --> 00:32:00,180 how they're doing and they're not really fine, but they say fine. 513 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,020 It's fine. That's. That's what I just got from you. 514 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:07,900 It's fine. It's fine. And in sign language, 515 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:11,980 I'm saying send help. God, I hope he reads sign language. 516 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:16,020 Uh, a little news before we end things here. Highland brewing. 517 00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:19,260 Can I bring up a story real quick? Yeah, please. You reminded me. 518 00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:22,620 Oh, I meant to bring it up last week because it made me laugh. 519 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:27,920 And you said Topa Topa. Mhm. So, uh, my wife and I have been 520 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:33,440 enjoying this Topo Chico Seltzer. It's like a raspberry lemon or 521 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,960 something like that I don't know. Saw it at target. Bought it. 522 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,880 Been digging it. Nice. Well, she has this. 523 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,000 I think I texted you about this. Actually. You did? Yeah, I did. 524 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:50,600 So she has this, uh, what she claims. Like a trashy bar hag of a client. 525 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,360 Straight from Florida. My wife does, you know, hair. Yeah. 526 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,120 And my wife had taken one of these to drink at work, 527 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,520 and she had it set on her station, and this client came in, 528 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,880 and she's taking care of her, and she sees the Topo Chico can 529 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,960 on my wife's salon table, and she goes looking at it. 530 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:13,760 She said, oh, my God, they make non-alcoholic Topo Chico. 531 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,440 And I just thought that was the funniest shit I've ever heard. 532 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:25,100 As if people just associate that with there being alcohol. Right? 533 00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:30,100 Um, yeah, I just wanted to share that. But also I did some research. 534 00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:33,220 Oh, from drinking other seltzer waters. 535 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,420 Uh, if you ever buy the target brand of seltzer water, 536 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:40,940 it actually says on the can non-alcoholic. Oh, thanks. Target. 537 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:43,780 Which I also thought was hilarious. Right. 538 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:46,900 But because I guess people are more nowadays associating the 539 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:50,620 word seltzer. Seltzer with. Seltzer. Right, right. 540 00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:54,740 But the Topo Chico can says nothing about non-alcoholic. That's funny. 541 00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:58,300 But again, just, uh, you know, maybe somebody got a chuckle out 542 00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:01,140 of that, I definitely did. Yeah, I bet she's sitting there like, 543 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,620 oh, when can I ask her for one of these Topo Chico's? 544 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:06,420 And she's like, oh fuck, it's not a real Topo Chico. 545 00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:09,020 Oh, you got one of these in the fridge here? Damn. 546 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:14,300 That's so funny. No. That's like those, uh, in quotes, 547 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:17,500 dude, barbershops where it's like, come on in. Get your haircut. 548 00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:22,200 Have a beer. Have you seen those are. No. Do you guys have those out there? 549 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,760 Yeah. I've seen those. I don't go because, 550 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:29,200 as you can see, my haircut doesn't require a barber shop or salon. 551 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,840 But I've been getting house haircuts for the last 15 years. 552 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,560 Yeah, I'm sure I've been getting haircuts as well. Yeah. No need. 553 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,440 Yeah. Get the razor out. Yeah, exactly. 554 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,560 Some sad news in the beer world. Oscar Wong, the founder of Highland 555 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,800 Brewing, dies at age of 84. He's known as the godfather of 556 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,960 craft beer. Have you had Highland Brewing 557 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:57,600 Company? Maybe. Fair enough. Uh, I've had a few of their 558 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,720 offerings, and, uh, you know, it's kind of kind of reminds me of, 559 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:04,200 like, your your big local craft, like your stone or your lakefront 560 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,000 or something like that. That's why I feel like I might 561 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,200 have had them. Yeah, I've seen them around. 562 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,480 Um, I don't know that they've ever been on Tavour or anything like that, 563 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,280 but I've definitely seen them around from time to time at like 564 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,560 Total Wine and that kind of stuff, especially pre-COVID when beer 565 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:23,700 was still popular. Yes. Not. Not much or not very popular now. 566 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:26,300 Yeah, it seems that way. It's dying out. 567 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:33,180 So anyways, R.I.P. to him and, uh, thoughts and whatever's out to the, 568 00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:37,740 uh. 84 is a good life, though. It's pretty good. He died of cancer. 569 00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:40,300 But, I mean, you made it to 84. That's that's pretty. Good. 570 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:44,540 Not a good way to go, but, yeah, super solid life. Um. 571 00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:47,860 If I make it to, like, 64, I'm gonna be psyched. 572 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:51,420 Yeah, I kind of don't want to make it much past that. Interesting. 573 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:54,060 Yeah, the knees already suck. I'm just gonna be like, you know, 574 00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:57,700 crawling around the house, figure it's not getting better. 575 00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:01,900 Like, halfway there. You know. I'm just trying to be optimistic 576 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:05,100 here, man. Oh, sorry. I mean, uh, yeah, I can't wait. 577 00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:10,580 I'm over here like my back, my knees, my shoulders. Yeah. I'm not gonna. 578 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:14,500 There's not gonna be much left of me by 64. That's what I'm thinking. 579 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,980 It's gonna be like one big spinal fusion. 580 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:22,280 And I can't even sit, uh, like, sit on the ground for like, two minutes. 581 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:27,160 And then I try to get up and my back is, like, all locked up, 582 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,600 and I have to walk around like an old geezer, like, bent over, like, 583 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:37,200 hunched over because it hurts so bad. Yeah, I feel that. Okay. Just. 584 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,800 Yeah. Just making sure. And the worst for me is the knees. 585 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:45,240 Like, getting up from the ground. You might as well ask me to call 586 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:49,400 or to climb up a skyscraper or something. That's not happening. 587 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,120 Are you Spider-Man? You know, like, geez. 588 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,680 You want to get up from the ground? Get real. 589 00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:01,520 Really asking a lot over here. Grow up. Exactly. 590 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,680 Uh, thanks to Davis for sending this one out. Shout out to Davis. 591 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:09,240 Davis. Good guy. Yeah. Loves himself some cannibal 592 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,160 sandwiches. Uh, who doesn't though? Really? 593 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,640 Uh, hand raised right over here, to be. Fair. 594 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,820 Don't knock it till you try it. The problem is, I is, I don't 595 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:21,460 think I'll be trying anytime soon. My butthole would not appreciate. 596 00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:25,060 Uh Great Divide. Sad news. Great Divide to shudder. 597 00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:30,620 Two Denver taprooms. Bummer. Yeah. Uh, nearly two months after the 598 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:33,420 sale of its distribution business and future taproom rights, 599 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,060 Great Divide brewing is shuttering its Denver locations, 600 00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:39,420 they wrote in an Instagram post. While we'll be raising one last 601 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:42,660 pint at our ballpark and Brighton Boulevard Taprooms at the end of 602 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:45,100 June, this isn't goodbye. It's just the beginning. 603 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:48,540 Which sounds like a weird old trope. Weird. 604 00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:52,420 How is it not a goodbye or closing two locations? Yeah. Um. 605 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:55,860 Great Divide joined Wilding brands growing, uh, beverage 606 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:59,060 alcohol platform in early April, which we talked about. 607 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:03,140 However, the Denver Taprooms for satellite brew pubs in the suburbs 608 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:07,100 and Denver International Airport were carved out of the transaction. 609 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:09,860 They were not part of the sale. The sale allowed Great Divide 610 00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:13,300 founder Brian Dunn to wind down his craft beer career while staying 611 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:16,680 involved with the brand's long term licensing agreements for its 612 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,120 locations beyond Denver proper. All for Great Divide locations 613 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,360 outside of Denver will remain open, he confirmed yesterday. 614 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,440 The additional retail locations have been really helpful as Great Divide 615 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:32,360 adapted in a changing craft industry. Wilding brands will open a new Great 616 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:38,120 Divide retail location in Denver later this year. Interesting. Weird. 617 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,280 Isn't a ballpark location closing down? 618 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,800 I don't think it's actually in the ballpark. 619 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,280 I think it's right next to the ballpark. 620 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,040 But yeah, like around like it's got to be like a busy area, 621 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,400 you know? Like. Oh, for sure. I've been there after games. 622 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:54,080 Although the Rockies are absolutely terrible and they've had the worst 623 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,840 start to a season in the modern era. Okay, I have not been there this 624 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:02,400 season, but. So maybe this has just been a bad 625 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:07,120 year. Blame it on the Rockies. Yeah, businesses are closing. Thanks. 626 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:13,640 Rockies nine and 50. Oh my God. Really? Yeah. Let me double check. 627 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,340 That was a couple days ago, at least, that is. 628 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:20,020 Even if you're mostly correct. That is embarrassing. 629 00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:24,700 I'm pretty accurate. Uh, ten and 50. Now they are on a one game 630 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:34,660 winning streak. Oh, how dare you! Can they make it to keep that 631 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:37,140 streak alive? Well, yeah, 632 00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:41,340 they're probably gonna win about 35 games this year. 36 games? 633 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:45,380 They're on par to really knock it out. Yeah. Good job. Rocky. 634 00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:47,380 You know, we're gonna be in Colorado later this year. 635 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:50,540 I should get Rockies tickets because they'll probably be dirt cheap. 636 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:53,420 Dirt cheap? They will probably pay you to 637 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:55,900 come into the stadium. Yeah, like, here's a buck. 638 00:39:55,900 --> 00:40:00,180 Come on in. I would take it. Yeah. I like the stadium. 639 00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:04,020 I like going there. Amazing view. It looks great. I've never been. 640 00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:07,380 Great views. It looks amazing. I think I recently talked about 641 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:10,260 this one of the times where they were watching the Dodgers and 642 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:14,640 out way past center field, out in the, you know, miles away. 643 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,880 There was a lightning storm. Yes. So I can't remember. 644 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,160 If this was on the show or if this was a sidebar. 645 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,680 I can't remember, so I'll just. We're watching the game and just 646 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,200 the whole fucking game. No rain. It was far enough away. 647 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,440 Just lightning storms straight out of center field. It was gorgeous. 648 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,360 It was like one of the coolest things I've ever seen. 649 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,040 It's awesome. And I was one. So chuck it. Rockies. They suck. 650 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:41,600 Yeah, they really do. It's so bad. The White Sox were bad last year. 651 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,480 Not as bad as the Rockies. Bad? Uh, a Rome woman. 652 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,720 Rome, Georgia, not Rome. Okay, okay, I was gonna say. 653 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,680 I don't think you say it like that. Yeah. 654 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:57,240 A Rome woman found driving drunk, ingesting drugs after stopped 655 00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:00,800 for a broken headlight. Oh, somebody didn't want to get 656 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,040 caught. Yeah. Wanda Michael Nelson, 53, 657 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,040 of Rome, was arrested this week for driving drunk. 658 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,040 Michael Nelson, her middle name is Michael. 659 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,160 Okay, I was just double checking that. 660 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,610 Yeah. No, you heard me. Right. Okay. Was arrested this week for 661 00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:18,370 driving drunk on multiple drugs. On multiple drugs as well. 662 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:23,250 Driving drunk and on multiple drugs while being stopped on Martha Berry 663 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,770 Boulevard for a broken headlight. Reports said that Nelson told 664 00:41:25,770 --> 00:41:28,850 officers that she had ingested multiple narcotics before they 665 00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:31,570 approached her car. Any guesses as to what her car was? 666 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:38,210 Because it's so fitting. A 92 Tercel? No, that's that's a good one. 667 00:41:38,210 --> 00:41:45,090 But no, a 1970 Chevy Camaro. Interesting. It's perfect. 668 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:50,850 And I'm sure it was beat to shit. Loading up in trucking, man. Yeah. 669 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:56,930 A search also led police to find suspected meth in her pants. Oh. 670 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:59,490 An open bottle of liquor was also found underneath the driver. 671 00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,130 I do hear that's the best place to keep your meth. Is your. 672 00:42:02,210 --> 00:42:05,370 Yeah, it keeps that proper temperature and humidity. 673 00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:11,130 Pants temperature. Right. Not to be confused with pants drunk. 674 00:42:12,070 --> 00:42:15,790 Accurate. Yeah. So, anyways, um, she's charged 675 00:42:15,790 --> 00:42:19,310 with possession of meth, a DUI, driving on a suspended license, 676 00:42:19,310 --> 00:42:21,910 headlight violation, open container, and operation of 677 00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:24,150 an unregistered vehicle. I love that they threw the 678 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:27,270 headlight violation in there. Well, you have to, I guess. 679 00:42:27,270 --> 00:42:31,310 So we'll end it on this one. Some drunk Uber passengers were 680 00:42:31,310 --> 00:42:35,190 dangerously dumped on the side of the highway. Sounds terrible. 681 00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:37,990 Yeah, I want after I read this, I want you to to answer this for me. 682 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,110 What would you do if you were the driver? Okay. 683 00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:44,110 Uh, Thames Police said the drunk pair were kicked out and left in 684 00:42:44,110 --> 00:42:48,070 a refuge bay near reading in the early hours of Sunday morning. 685 00:42:48,310 --> 00:42:50,670 Officers were called to the location after receiving reports 686 00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:52,790 of two pedestrians on the side of the motorway. 687 00:42:53,230 --> 00:42:56,470 In a Facebook post on Sunday, the Thames Valley Police issued an 688 00:42:56,470 --> 00:43:01,190 appeal to Uber drivers not to quote dump passengers in such spots even 689 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:04,910 if they've been sick in their car. A spokesperson for the force 690 00:43:04,910 --> 00:43:07,750 said just a polite message to taxi and Uber drivers. 691 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,750 If you're intoxicated, fare ends up being sick in the 692 00:43:10,850 --> 00:43:13,570 back of your vehicle after a Saturday night on the town. 693 00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:16,570 Please don't dump them on the side of a dark motorway. 694 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:20,810 According to LBC, the force confirmed an investigation is underway. 695 00:43:21,010 --> 00:43:24,770 It's an offence to allow the public to put themselves in the position of 696 00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:28,850 being a pedestrian on the motorway. In a statement sent to LBC, 697 00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:32,730 Thames Valley Police spokesperson said Our roads policing officers 698 00:43:32,730 --> 00:43:38,050 attended a refuge, a refuge bay. Is that a dump? It's very European. 699 00:43:38,090 --> 00:43:40,970 I have no idea. Near reading on the M4 motorway 700 00:43:40,970 --> 00:43:44,170 this morning, around 1:40 a.m., after reports of two pedestrians 701 00:43:44,170 --> 00:43:46,690 on the side of the road. It's an offence to allow the public 702 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:49,610 to put themselves in the position of being a pedestrian on the motorway. 703 00:43:49,650 --> 00:43:54,930 An investigation is ongoing. Says a refuge bay can refer to a bay 704 00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:59,290 that provides shelter or sanctuary. It can also refer to a bay in 705 00:43:59,330 --> 00:44:02,930 New South Wales, Australia. Oh. All right. Maybe it is Australian. 706 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:05,770 I don't know. I don't. Know. Maybe it's like a bus stop. 707 00:44:05,890 --> 00:44:08,810 No, because it was. It was on a dark, lonely highway. 708 00:44:08,930 --> 00:44:11,630 Oh, I don't know. But anyway, so if you were the 709 00:44:11,630 --> 00:44:14,550 Uber driver and these two drunks in the back seat of your car were 710 00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:17,870 throwing up, what would you do? I might dump them too. 711 00:44:18,190 --> 00:44:21,950 I yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it's not a great thing to do, 712 00:44:21,950 --> 00:44:25,030 but think about it. Think about it in the idea of an 713 00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:29,550 Uber driver. If you're driving Uber at night 714 00:44:29,830 --> 00:44:33,670 like bar clothes, you're usually not doing it for extra money. 715 00:44:33,710 --> 00:44:37,630 You're usually doing it because that's what you do. You follow. 716 00:44:37,990 --> 00:44:41,550 You mean it's a job, not a side hustle? Right, right. 717 00:44:41,590 --> 00:44:46,670 Okay. That is your source of income. Like that is your career, 718 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:50,190 so to speak. Sure. Somebody pukes in the backseat 719 00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:52,790 of your car. That completely ruins your night. 720 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,510 That is true. You can no longer drive anybody else. 721 00:44:55,550 --> 00:44:57,990 Now, you can no longer pick anybody else up. 722 00:44:58,190 --> 00:45:02,110 You got to go home or go somewhere. Because I'm assuming there's no 723 00:45:02,710 --> 00:45:06,270 car wash. No vacuum station. Like, no nothing. 724 00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:10,050 That's open to be like, hey, let's clean my car out quick and 725 00:45:10,050 --> 00:45:12,610 get back on the road. You know. Imagine you're right. Yeah. 726 00:45:12,930 --> 00:45:17,050 So, you know, I would assume, uh, I'd be pretty pissed off. 727 00:45:17,370 --> 00:45:19,850 Here's the other thing, though. They've already done the throwing up. 728 00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:21,610 What are you gonna do now? What do you mean? 729 00:45:22,130 --> 00:45:25,890 Well, you say, and you're right. There's no open car washes and 730 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,770 all that kind of stuff to take care of the problem. 731 00:45:27,810 --> 00:45:31,330 Yeah, but they've already done the throwing up in the back of your car. 732 00:45:31,370 --> 00:45:34,450 So whether you drop them off in the middle of nowhere or take them home. 733 00:45:34,610 --> 00:45:36,370 Yeah, it. Doesn't change the back of your 734 00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:39,130 car status. Now. Stinks like shit. Yeah. Yeah. 735 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,010 Now I will absolutely kick these fuckers out of. 736 00:45:41,010 --> 00:45:43,450 You know how I am about my car. Get the fuck out of my car. 737 00:45:44,090 --> 00:45:49,810 Yeah, especially if it's a nice car. Yeah. Yeah. That's tough. 738 00:45:49,970 --> 00:45:54,450 But how can you, you know, if you're not in the position that 739 00:45:54,450 --> 00:45:57,930 this driver was in, you can't really give, like, an honest response. 740 00:45:57,930 --> 00:46:00,330 I would like to be a nice guy and say, oh, you know, 741 00:46:00,370 --> 00:46:04,210 I've thrown up in the back of a car, which I never have. Same. 742 00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:08,830 And you like, cope with the individual like, oh yeah, you know, 743 00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:11,670 it's just a stupid night. You take him home and then you 744 00:46:11,710 --> 00:46:14,270 still have puke in your car because you're right, there's no 745 00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:17,590 differences if you kick them out, if you take them home. Right. 746 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:21,230 Unless this guy was super close to his house and he just said, fuck 747 00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:25,750 these guys. Yeah. Could be. You know. I did have a girl throw up in the 748 00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:28,710 back of my car once, but I did not know it till after the fact. 749 00:46:29,030 --> 00:46:32,510 I had a kid throw up in the back of my car once. That wasn't great. 750 00:46:32,950 --> 00:46:35,550 Was it your own kid? Oh, absolutely. Okay. 751 00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:38,590 Otherwise you would have kicked him out, right? Yeah. 752 00:46:38,590 --> 00:46:40,710 Well, it's not my kid. Get the fuck out of my car. 753 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,390 Get the fuck out of my car! What do you. 754 00:46:42,510 --> 00:46:45,510 What do you think you're doing now? Is that what the fuck? 755 00:46:46,110 --> 00:46:47,710 Yeah, it's out with a couple of friends. 756 00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:52,070 One night, me and two girls and we're at a club, and we were drinking, 757 00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:55,110 and I didn't know. So the friend of my friend got 758 00:46:55,110 --> 00:46:58,390 fucking hammered, and she starts well. 759 00:46:58,390 --> 00:47:00,390 And she started talking to the DJ, and the DJ, of course, 760 00:47:00,390 --> 00:47:02,390 gets free drinks. So the DJ is like getting her 761 00:47:02,390 --> 00:47:04,630 all these free drinks. DJ thought he had a chance. 762 00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:08,010 Little did he know, I had taken the girls with me? 763 00:47:08,010 --> 00:47:10,330 So I'm not letting this girl go home with some stranger, 764 00:47:10,330 --> 00:47:12,890 especially in the state she was in. What a nice. Guy. 765 00:47:13,930 --> 00:47:17,530 You know, if she was coherent and she wanted to go home with this guy, 766 00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:20,210 that's one thing. But she was fucking smashed. 767 00:47:20,450 --> 00:47:23,890 So it was to the point where I had to help her out to my car, 768 00:47:23,890 --> 00:47:26,730 like she wasn't walking. And so I told my friend, 769 00:47:26,730 --> 00:47:29,930 I was like, stay here, you know, I'll come back and took her out to 770 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,530 the car, put her in the back seat, went back in for my friend, 771 00:47:32,530 --> 00:47:36,810 who was very drunk but not nearly as physically incapacitated. 772 00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:39,330 Got them both in the car, got everybody home safe. 773 00:47:39,610 --> 00:47:42,490 And then the next day I was getting something out of the back seat, 774 00:47:42,490 --> 00:47:44,330 and I looked down. There was like a little spot of 775 00:47:44,330 --> 00:47:48,010 what appeared to be throwing up. I was like, God damn. Just a spot. 776 00:47:48,690 --> 00:47:51,770 It was not like a full puke. It was just like, you know, 777 00:47:51,810 --> 00:47:56,050 some baby throw up kind of thing. Huh. It was on the floor. 778 00:47:56,050 --> 00:47:58,970 I was I was still pretty pissed. I was like, that's the last time 779 00:47:58,970 --> 00:48:02,490 you ride in my car. Well, it sounds like she did a 780 00:48:02,490 --> 00:48:04,770 really good job of holding it in, though. I guess so. 781 00:48:04,810 --> 00:48:07,870 Like, if you just get like a spot. That's true. 782 00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:10,710 Like where the rest of it go, right? Like did you. 783 00:48:10,910 --> 00:48:13,630 So I don't even think about it, you know? I don't even think about it. 784 00:48:13,670 --> 00:48:16,030 No. We're done. And, uh, let's hit some music 785 00:48:16,030 --> 00:48:20,790 and never talk about that again. Hi, Vanessa. Hello, Vanessa. 786 00:48:23,230 --> 00:48:25,830 Sorry to transition from PUK to Vanessa. 787 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:28,590 Uh, finest @CraftBeerRepublic. Com on the socials. 788 00:48:28,630 --> 00:48:32,510 @CraftBeerRepublic @flex_me_a_beer underscore between 805538. Beer. 789 00:48:32,550 --> 00:48:35,470 I think that's everything. Uh, next week, I'll tell you guys 790 00:48:36,070 --> 00:48:40,390 about my trip to Florida. Can't wait. Hope everyone's staying very 791 00:48:40,390 --> 00:48:44,030 well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.