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This is Parents Night out with no New Friends.

Tuck your kids into baby.

Pay the babysitter a little bit extra.

It's time for Parents Night out with no New Friends.

I'm your host, Scott.

There are so many different ways to connect with us.

All of our links are on our social media nonew friends podcast.com.

they're all right there.

We are live every Single Wednesday at 8pm Eastern Standard Time on the YouTube.

You can see us as we're recording this thing live.

I'm surrounded by an amazing cast of characters.

The scumbag reselling hoarder himself, Chris, you better thank a union member, the Jewish American princess, Sarah.

Hello.

Our emotional support, gay Nick.

It's me.

I'm here in his new podcast.

And our producer, Alex.

I'm eating some cookies.

So, guys, what is going on?

So I guess since this is technically episode one.

Yeah.

We should introduce ourselves, right?

I think we should.

For any new listeners who might actually find us by searching for what we talk about.

Yeah.

Parenting podcast.

Yeah, I'm looking for parenting tips or just funny comedy.

I just.

I need a night off.

Where do I go now?

They know where to go.

And if you're looking for just the tip.

Same place.

Same place you come right here.

We're a new friend.

Guess.

Or a new friend.

Or a new friend.

We accept new friends now.

We do.

We do accept new friends now.

So we.

Okay, so let me start with me.

I'm Scott, the host.

I've got three kids, 24 year old Darren, who you'll hear on this podcast every once in a while.

19 year old Michaela and 12 year old Abby.

I've got two baby mamas.

I'm divorced once, was engaged twice.

Very dark.

And now I am married.

So we've got a bonus parent slash stepparent situation.

I'm the biological father.

Kids live here, they've got a stepmom.

So it, it leads to.

But also that could have been an email, Scott.

It could have been an email.

I am.

I'm kind of an idiot as well.

So you'll find that out.

You'll hear about that.

So let's go to Chris.

Chris, what's up?

That's tough because usually introduce me.

Like, I usually tell my stuff, but I'll.

I'll try.

I do have a.

A daughter and a dog, so I'm a father of two.

My daughter is five months old.

Yeah, five.

Five months old.

Going on five, actually.

She's not that advanced.

Yeah, yeah, she's still five months.

How long are you gonna do the month thing?

Like, some people say, like, oh, they're a thousand months old.

And I'm like, no, that's okay.

So I have deferred to just the months.

I am not doing the weeks.

Okay.

So, you know, when she's a year, you know, I won't say 12 months.

I'll say a year and two, I just tell them their, you know, her birthday.

I don't believe in the weeks, mostly because I can't do the math that quickly.

So she's five months until literally she's six months.

So even when she's five months and.

And 99% of the way to six months, she's still five months.

Yeah.

So it's the.

It's.

It's months for me.

Mostly because I can't do the math.

Also because I hate the weak stuff.

I'm racist against the people that do the weeks thing, if that's okay.

Yeah, very.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If that was a race of people, I would hate them.

If that makes sense.

Like, if you're.

If you're a weak person, like, my, My.

My.

My kid is, you know, 36 weeks.

I'm.

I.

I hate your people.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah, I don't care.

Yeah.

It's not the skin color or the religion or it.

It's the ideology behind the age of your child.

I hate you anyway.

Not.

So.

I'm not one of those.

I'm a month guy.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah.

I think that's all about me.

That's.

I am injury prone to an extent.

In the past year, I suffered a really bad injury, and then today I suffered another one when my elbow went through the wall when I tripped down the steps, which I did tell you guys about.

Yeah, you did.

You did.

Yeah.

Now we got to look for a new house, but that's.

That's really all about me.

Pretty interesting.

Very interesting.

But where are you from?

Oh, I'm from New Jersey, the greatest state in all of these United States.

Alex, cut those gasps out.

I should have mentioned I'm from Orlando, Florida.

Yeah, well, I wanted to bring that up because we.

We used to have a segment on our other podcast, and now this one.

Hopefully we still have one.

We'll see.

We'll have to see.

We'll have to see.

I do have some surprises tonight.

Oh, whoa.

You're pregnant.

Yes.

At least I look it.

But that's no surprise.

Let's move on to the eye candy of the podcast.

Sarah.

Oh, sorry, Nick.

I was expecting him to go to you too, honestly.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I didn't intentionally steal the spotlight there.

So.

I'm Sarah.

Hi.

Central Florida here.

Step parent to two daughters.

Perfect daughters.

Sorry to everybody else.

They really are.

I got to skip the whole month versus week debacle by being a step parent, so I don't know what that's like.

It was a lot of counting back then.

Yeah, I didn't have to worry about that.

I started at 4 and 6, and I've moved past, so.

So, yeah, we've got a new middle schooler and we've got a fourth grader, so.

So things are changing around the house.

We're learning slowly.

Scott's been telling me about the nightmares to come.

Yeah.

Has the middle school kid become a complete jerk yet?

No, absolutely not.

Are you saying that because she's in the room?

No, she's not.

Twice.

No, absolutely not.

She.

She sits in the car at the bus stop because the other kids are trouble, and she's like, I don't want to d.

Deal with them and just mind my own business, do my own thing.

I told you, your house is perfect.

I know.

My husband is perfect.

Everything's.

I'm.

I'm sorry.

So to all you new listeners, get ready to be envious.

Yeah.

Sarah is actually in witness protection because they have this perfect little family, her and her Mexican husband.

The two.

The two girls.

There's a lot of sex.

Allegedly.

So the new podcast was a new start.

And now that you gave away my information, I'm gonna have to retire.

Now.

Sarah's listening Is Blanche.

It's good having you on the episode.

Everything was a beautiful facade till you just let out the one.

The one truth there.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Okay, let's.

Let's move over to our DEI hire, Nick.

Diversity.

Diversity.

Wait, wait.

Diversity.

Diversity.

Entertainment.

Identification.

Yes.

I just.

Yeah.

Gay.

Gay.

Yes.

Oh, I'm gay.

Crap.

You play the gay guy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I play the Gay guy.

I overcomplicated things.

Now let me introduce you to the diversity.

Here's Nick.

It's a me.

I'm the diversity hire.

Yeah, I mean, I guess you gave it away.

Thanks for telling my coming out story.

I am a resident homosexual.

I'm a father as well too, so spoiler alert.

Two babies.

Two men can't have a baby, so we adopted.

Wait, two men can't?

We've been trying for years and something, something wasn't clicking.

Something wasn't just the tip.

I don't know.

But yeah.

So I'm Nick and I have a husband.

His name is Sean.

He's amazing.

And we have a beautiful six year old daughter.

Her name is Piper.

I live in Ohio.

We don't eat our dogs and cats here.

I know, I'm sorry.

Not what I heard.

That's not what I heard either.

Yeah, we do have a lot of McDonald's here with E.

Coli, so.

Yeah, we know you don't eat any cats.

Yeah, no, I definitely don't eat the Pussycats.

Yeah, that's me.

I mean, also, you'll hear it a lot too, on the podcast.

I sponsor the podcasts because I own my own travel agency called Sandpiper Vacations.

And we're a full service travel agency.

We book a lot of Disney cruises, all inclusive resorts.

Trips to New Jersey to Chris's house, you know, the typical fun vacation spot you want to go to.

So this is your most popular booking?

Actually, it's.

It's trending very hot right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

That's me in a nutshell, I guess.

What about you?

Actually, this is me in a nutshell.

You guys both went different directions.

With Orton, we went much different directions.

And then of course, we've got our producer, Alex.

My name is Alex.

I edit the episodes.

I have two kids.

One is in kindergarten, one is in second grade, and one boy and one girl live in Central Florida.

Like Scott.

Go to Disney a lot.

Even have a Disney podcast, Disneyverse, with.

Co host here, Chris D I Z N E Y V E R S E.

And you know, just get a.

Lot of fun stuff going on.

This show's so funny.

I'm glad I get that at it.

So that's all of us.

And listen, if you are stumbling upon us for the first time or you've listened to the old podcast that was called no New Friends podcast, this is going to be slightly different.

But it's okay if you're not a parent because this is our night out.

We don't have the kids.

We're adults tonight, Right?

Speaking of which, so.

I've been so excited about this episode.

The first episode of A New Beginning.

It's a new.

If you will.

You know what else is new?

I'm sorry, Scott.

You know what else is new?

The spelling of Sandpiper Vacations, which somebody just pointed out.

The Sandpiper Vacations studio logo actually says Sandpiper Vacations.

Welcome to the Sandpiper Factions.

Studio spelled wrong on purpose.

It's a talking point.

It's a talking point.

Made you look.

I love that somebody else pointed it out too, because I literally texted it to you guys at the same time.

That is great.

Well, I hope everyone.

Remy.

Remy did the grammar for me.

Yeah, I hope everybody has their Covid vactions shot.

It's not.

I'll tell you what.

It's not even close.

It's.

It's.

It's not even remotely close to vacation.

I'm missing a lot of letters, and that's.

I guess I'm actually just missing an A.

It's just one letter.

I'm trying a lot.

Missing.

It's.

Yeah, just.

Just the A.

Just the A.

All the letters look the same to you.

But.

So I was so excited about this.

This episode.

It's our first episode.

It's a.

It's a new beginning.

And Abby springs up on me that she's got her fall festival at school tonight.

And like, okay, if she's in a.

If she's performing, if she's playing in a sports game, I will be there.

I will be there with her school colors on, or I will cosplay in whatever show she's doing.

But I'm not going to a fall festival.

Especially on the podcast night.

You can't.

No, no.

Sarah, where are you with that kind of stuff?

Are you, like, drop everything to go to these fall festivals?

You are, aren't you?

Well, I do whatever my kids want to do, so, yes, I'm a drop everything, do whatever they want to do.

But Friday, we have to split the kids up because one has trunk or treat and one has a school dance.

First school dance ever.

Oh, so we have to have mom take one kid and I take the other because Lewis will be at work so that we can coordinate everybody getting to their school events.

So.

Yes, I understand.

Now, do you volunteer?

Like you're one of those parents who volunteer for all of these events, right?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Okay, so you're volunteer for a class parent that wouldn't.

No.

Is it class pet parent, but same thing.

That's definitely me.

Yeah.

No, I don't get involved in all that.

Why not?

Because other parents do.

She's like, I don't.

Because.

Because we both do it.

Like, we.

We both.

Mom and I will do, like, field trips and stuff when the girls want us to go.

We can alternate between kids, but, like, as far as going, like, my mom was a band mom, hardcore with my brother, and so she was at every single event.

She ran the snack stand.

She was early retirement, so she was at the school every day helping out.

Like, me, I go to work, I come home, I want to do stuff, I want to chill.

Life is different when you work in the hospitality industry because it's like, we're so dog tired at the end of the day.

Right?

Yeah.

Like, I literally.

My job is to be nice to people.

I don't want to go and volunteer to be nice to people for even longer.

Right.

Not that I'm not a nice person.

Let me start with that.

It's just.

It's exhausting being in the industry.

So I don't want to talk anymore.

I get it.

Yeah.

You know, Sarah, I've never.

I have never chaperoned a field trip for any.

Any one of my kids.

My first stopping.

We're starting.

My first field trip chaperone experience was taking last year, third grade trip to SeaWorld.

Oh.

Like it wasn't, you know, let's, you know, take just this class to go.

Do something to a play or something.

You know, with 50 kids.

No, this was the entirety of third grade split up between parents.

And.

Yeah.

And thankfully we had somebody volunteer to take additional kids because there were two of us, so we had a whole group.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to tell you the main reason why I don't shop road because I can't smoke and I can't drink at these events, so.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It causes some problems for me because I'm not gonna, like, I can't step away and say, hey, I'm gonna go smoke cigar real quick, because I'm the chaperone and, like, I will.

I will never do a theme park chaperone thing because I can't go to the theme parks and not drink.

Could you imagine me taking Abby, whose class trip this year is to Epcot?

Oh, have you not learned by now how to, like, sneak alcohol?

Okay.

There's a story that my dad tells.

He was chaperoning a field trip.

It was like an 8th grade field trip at my mom's school in Miami.

This is before I was born.

And they had a trip to Disney and he got so drunk that he passed out on a bench in front of Pirates of the Caribbean.

Wait, he was chaperoning your mom's school?

My mom's school that she taught at.

Wow.

I was gonna say, I know where you get it from.

So much for starting anew.

Need a lot of context there.

Yeah, I did actually delete a cliff note already.

Nick, are you a drop?

You're a drop everything to go to the Fall Festival.

100.

100?

Yeah.

I mean, anything fall related, I would go to, even if my.

Okay, what about winter.

What about Winter Fest?

Because if it's indoors.

What.

What is Fall Festival?

I didn't go.

I don't know.

You cowards.

You can't say Happy Halloween anymore.

Well, it wasn't just fall festival.

It wasn't, it wasn't just celebrating Halloween.

It was celebrating everything Fall.

You know, pumpkin spice tacos, pumpkin spice coffee.

You know, all the pumpkin spice.

I will never not say Happy Halloween.

I.

It was a celebration of all things fall.

Okay.

Disgusting.

And that a little insensitive as well, I guess.

My point is, Nick, this is not an event that Piper is an athlete of or a performing or anything.

This is just a.

Hey, my school's doing this festival.

Are you there?

I mean, I've.

I'm volunteering next week for some.

I don't even know what I volunteered for.

I just volunteered.

I think it's like some relay thing or something at school.

They're just like, we need parents.

And I'm like, of course I'm gonna be there.

So I signed up for something.

Don't know.

I think they asked for face painters too, and I cannot face paint.

Nick is the parent.

I'm thankful shows up.

There you go.

So Nick and Sarah balance each other out then.

Yeah, I mean, I, I'm living in this era right now.

I, I need to get out of the house, so.

Anything to get me out of the house, because I work from home.

So, um, even though it's exhausting, I, I went to Piper's kindergarten Christmas holiday party last year, and I volunteered for two hours.

I napped for four after because I was so exhausted.

So it's an excuse, I guess.

I don't have patience for all those kids during these field trips.

It was a lot, especially when they have all that sugar in them and it's.

Yeah, I, I, I was SeaWorld.

No.

Nope.

That'd be a hard note.

You should have seen Disney.

Yes, the list of rules that came in an email.

Oh, yeah.

I Was scared to take my phone out.

I was scared that I packed my vape.

I knew that I was gonna make it through SeaWorld Security, but was I gonna make it through school security?

Sarah had to leave her dime bag in the car.

No, no.

I, I.

God.

Car pooled.

That's the word I was looking for.

So that stayed at the house.

Gotta be careful now, Chris, I already know what type of parent you're gonna be, because it has already started.

I mean, you have brought 11 to the pumpkin patch.

Yeah.

The who?

11.

His daughter.

Oh, yeah.

My daughter is my wife.

Doesn't she's love.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just like my daughter is in spirit 93.

Yeah, mine is in spirit a.

A bald baby with superpowers that her nosebleeds when she shakes her hand.

I think we got used to 13.

That's what it is.

Yeah.

Because Scott was being a dick.

But this is recurring over a new leaf, I guess, which was very nice of you, Scott.

Speaking of parenting, he's leaning into the new brand.

Way too heavy.

He can only lean into things heavy, though.

So he paid for this.

Oh, look at him being a good dad there.

We don't know what he was saying.

Giving her a hug.

Oh, he's blowing.

Hug me.

Hug me yourself.

Here's $5.

Give me a hug, dad.

You even asked me for a hug since I was a baby.

Okay, sorry about that.

All I hear is your meme.

Darren's like, so.

Darren's like, I never got a hug, so.

So why I had to step away is, is I got.

I got a little message from her teacher, like, hey, she's working real hard, but she won't shut up in class right now, earlier today.

But anyway, like, I let her go to this fall festival, so she's like, hey, thank you for letting me go.

And I know we have to talk about the note home from the teacher, and I'm really sorry, but thank you for letting me go anyway.

And I'm like, can we talk about this another time?

I'm in the middle of a podcast right now.

Like, what are we doing here?

But, like, I can't just say, hey, go away.

Like, your concerns are not my important to me right now, because then she's going to be in therapy for the next 20 years.

So now I have to stop what I'm doing and listen to the same thing repeated over and over again.

You know, you could have just said, you know, I didn't go to the fall festival because of what you're doing in school.

Once you Start doing better in school.

I will start coming to these things.

That's a great idea.

Yeah, I'm writing that down for the future use for myself as well.

I say, look at the parenting.

We're all over here taking notes right now.

So I apologize.

Chris, did you answer the.

You're going to be at all the events?

Oh, yeah.

You and Emily both.

Yeah, yeah, all.

Definitely all the events.

He's gonna be the transportation.

That is true.

Charge my daughter for the transportation.

Yeah, I'll be at all the events for sure.

I love that.

Kind of.

Because I'm a kid at heart.

Like, I, I, you know, I got a bunch of toys behind me.

I, I am recent.

Go ahead, you say.

And then also listen, I was a.

Kid at heart too.

I was like, oh my God, I can't wait to have kids.

I'm gonna chaperone all the field trips and all that.

I lied earlier for comedy, but I did chaperone one field trip of Darren's and I was like, never again.

Yeah, I'm out.

Yeah, like my field.

My chaperoning days are done.

I, my, my mom has been bringing over all my old toys.

We've talked about this in the past.

I am a hoarder.

And I've learned I'm a hoarder because of my mom.

Because I've realized all the stuff that she's kept of mine.

My wife has a lot of toys too, but that's just for other reasons.

Did you say your mom has a lot of toys as well?

I said my wife.

Oh.

I don't know if my mom has it.

Okay.

I just referenced my.

That was a weird segue.

Anyway.

Wow.

So I talk.

Okay.

Okay.

So anyway, my mom is bringing all my childhood toys over and to like go through and give away.

I'm giving them all to my five month old daughter.

Like, I'm just going one by one and just like I have my floor right now and my den is full of Beanie babies.

And you're not selling those?

No.

You know what the best part about it is?

That's the thing is they're not worth shit.

The best part about it is, like I'm pulling some of these beanie babies out and they have like plastic around the tags, like the cases that go over stuff and, and you know what's crazy is she's playing with these things and she's five months old, so she's, she's trying to like rip the tags off and it's like my blood is running.

I'm losing my mind right now.

So, like, what I do is as soon as I see her start playing with the tag, I just, like, shift.

I shift it and I give her, like, the back leg so she can't.

So she can't tug on the tag.

Why aren't you selling those things?

Yeah.

So the investment did not pay off.

Scott.

They are not worth anything.

All of the.

All of the money we invested, I.

Saw them for a dollar.

That's.

That's a really good price.

That's a huge return on investment for Beanie Baby.

Scott is one of those people that were like, Scott was in the Beanie Baby pyramid scheme.

Scott, whatever you do, whatever you're looking up right now, you have to actually go to the sold prices, not the listed prices, as a reseller.

And Chris understands this, too.

Just because it's listed for.

For $45 doesn't mean it's sold for $45.

Beanie Babies aren't worth that much.

But I do resonate, Chris, because I.

I think I've told you guys this story before, but we took the girls to, like, a comic book store that we have in town that has collectibles, and she loves Chewbacca, and she got a vintage Chewbacca toy.

And I mean, like, 80s, and it was all beautiful packaging.

And we get in the car and it.

I hear it ripping open in the back, and I'm like, oh, my God.

And she just hits me with the.

Well, did you really think it was going to stay in the box?

And, like, you know, she just texted me, too.

It's like, she knows she can.

She can hear me.

Yeah.

So.

But she's.

She's learned now how I feel about these things.

Yeah, it's.

I just sent in the Discord, which is our public discord, which you can join for absolutely free to chat with us.

And our members just sent a picture of my daughter playing with my old toys, which.

A couple of those are from the Barman Bailey Circus, which has, like, been canceled.

Or don't have animals in anymore.

Just a bunch of clowns and people in motorcycle spheres.

But I asked you guys.

So listen, I'm.

All of my old toys.

I got a bunch of Nerf guns.

I'll give her those when she's, like, six months, five months.

A little young for that, but it's the American way, so I do have to wait.

You know, I do have to introduce her to those.

So at six months, I'll give her the Nerf guns.

Plato.

Probably around eight months.

I still want my childhood play.

Doh it's weird.

It's weird.

And it's like, I didn't save this.

My mom did.

Right.

So now I know she started bringing all this stuff over.

Right.

And there's a lot of stuff that she saved and we're going through as Emily and I, and it's like, wow.

Like, I.

Emily's like, I understand where you develop this hoarding mentality from.

I had a moldy corsage from junior prom in one of my bags that was, you know, from when Emily and I went to junior prom, and Emily made me throw it out, which I was very upset about.

And, yeah, just, you know, I have tickets from Disney from the early 2000s, which is pretty cool to see.

So it's cool because, you know, half the stuff I'm opening is really cool.

And, like, then receipts from.

From, like, McDonald's from 2003.

Not as cool.

Not nearly as cool.

Okay.

But I won't throw them away.

Yeah.

Guys, real quick.

I'm on the trendspotter.com.

Okay.

Don't know what that is, but.

Well, I'm gonna tell you.

Not a valid source.

It is a very valid source because there's pictures and everything, and they are listing the value.

Yeah.

Of Beanie Babies.

Okay, sure.

This is not all the Beanie Babies.

These are the ones of significant value.

Number one bear.

Twelve hundred dollars.

Okay, which bear is that?

Number one bear.

No, like, which bear is the number, like, at number what?

On.

Okay, so the number one.

No, it's called number one bear.

Right.

Number one, like the original.

Like, the ranking is number one.

No, no, the ranking is not number one.

So it's not the most value ever made.

It's just called number one bear.

Right.

What bear is it?

It's called number one.

I understand what you're trying to tell me, Scott.

Number one is worth twelve hundred dollars.

But for a viewer, for listeners and viewers on YouTube, what is the name of the actual bear?

Number one.

Yes, I get that.

The number one bear in my heart is Nick.

The number one bear for Beanie Babies is number one bear.

Let's go to number two.

What's number two?

So I.

It's actually.

That was, like, number 39.

I'm looking to see exactly what number he is.

Oh, I get it now.

Okay.

But the most expensive one, large Wallace and his squad.

$600,000.

Yeah, that's not.

That's not.

Okay.

I'm here right now, and Wallace and his squad.

Sounds like a civil rights movement.

It probably was, so.

Oh, it was actually Iggy, the Iguana.

Okay.

I had Iggy the Iguana and Iggy the Iguana.

The value of Iggy the Iguana right now is $15,000.

No, it's not.

Scott Punchers.

The lobster, which I had two of ten thousand dollars.

Yeah.

I'm guaranteed and have two ten thousand dollar Beanie Baby.

This is probably blessed by the Pope.

I had the elephant too.

Seven thousand.

It's probably just one.

It's one crazy person that just from 1993 on eBay.

Listing price 1.99.

Well, I was gonna say, I think I have one in the closet right now.

The tag may be damaged from that one.

She will sell it to you.

Gobbles the turkey.

$6,700.

I had that one snort.

The Red Bull people are listing.

This is like.

This is you on ebay.

People are listing this Iggy the iguana for $500.

For $5,000.

This person put it in a plastic case and I have to put a picture of this on the discord.

This is ridiculous.

To make it look more fancy, they put it in a plastic case to make it look like it's never been touched.

And the next picture, it's out of the case.

No peace.

The bear.

5,000.

Nana's gonna start to get in.

Scott.

Scott's gonna start to get into.

I thought that Princess Diana bear was like 600, 000.

Wait, no, I don't know.

No, the Princess D is not.

You're just making up numbers now from a random.

It's not a random website.

It's the trendspotter.net/beanie babies.

I don't trust on that.

Anyway, so back to Chris.

Yeah, well, I don't have any of those Beanie Babies, Dick.

I just.

I just still can't believe that you're.

You're letting her play with them.

Like, because you could sell them for something.

No, you can't.

Actually.

You literally can't.

There's.

There is.

Put one of them on whatnot.

First edition Princess Diana Beanie Baby.

I'm trying to see a sold for $8,000.

Yeah, so the.

I do not have that.

I do have an Allen Iverson one, which I think is from a flea market.

So I don't think it's real, but yeah, so there are.

There are Beanie Babies that are worth a lot of money.

None of mine are.

Mine are all the ones that are.

They're pretty crusty.

I'm not gonna lie.

Like, some are pretty crusty.

Squealer Beanie Baby.

That's Nick called.

That was my nickname with Nick Squealer.

I mean, coming back up to the fact that I'm your number one bear.

I, I, you know, I was really proud to say that.

I was really proud to say that.

Wow.

I thought I meant something to you.

Trumpy Bear is not on here.

Unfortunately, Trumpy Bear is not on the most valuable stuffed animals.

Trumpy Bear.

Trumpy Bear.

All right.

Which, yeah, so nothing that I have is valuable.

I look up everything before I hand it to her.

But, yeah, still.

But it's still taboos that he got tag off.

So it's like she reaches for the tag, and I'm like, timeout.

Like, literal.

I put her in the corner.

Are you guys ready for another call from Sophisticated Gentleman?

Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Super exciting.

Sophisticated gentleman call.

I haven't listened to it, but he sent it to me and said, here you go.

So here we go, the sophisticated gentleman.

And now it's time for the more you know.

And here's your host, Giles Garman.

I'm Giles Garman, and I'm from an alternate universe stuck in the 1940s.

And I'm gonna be popping in here and there to give you some fun facts about different Disney topics this week on into the Disneyverse.

You can look forward to hearing about the film Encanto.

Interestingly enough, dosoguitas in the film is the first song Lin Manmo Miranda wrote from start to finish in Spanish only.

However, the crew did not teach somebody to talk to animals, despite what's seen in the film.

I'm sure Scott's glad he can talk to animals that way.

He can't hear them.

Say no.

No.

Anyways, if you want to trickle into the Disneyverse, I.e.

d I Z N E y v E R S E on all podcasting platforms.

And that's all for me, Giles Garmin.

Thank you so much, Giles Garmin.

Now, Chris, to our new listeners, you want to explain who Giles Garman is?

I have no idea who the fuck that was.

Giles.

Giles Garvin is a character that comes on the other podcast that I'm on called into the Disney Verse.

And he.

He's has the transatlantic accent.

He comes on.

It sounds Scottish at times, but he comes on and.

And he actually recently introduced his brother Gerald Garman as well.

So I wonder if Gerald Garmin will be making an appearance.

Maybe.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

So if you want to check that me out on a Disney podcast history of Disney stuff, check out into the Disney Verse, where you can also check out Giles and Gerald Garman.

Very cool.

Very cool.

Sarah, you're.

You're a movie buff, right?

Like, you love old movies?

Yes, I do.

Yes.

Have you ever run into a situation where you remember a scene from a movie, but you cannot remember what movie it came from?

Yeah, I mean, I can't think of an example, but I'm sure it's happened.

Nick, has that ever happened to you where, like, you could picture a scene, but you just cannot remember what movie it's from?

I mean, usually the scenes that I'm picturing are from porno, so.

Is that what you're talking about?

Not particularly.

Okay, so decades ago, I was probably four or five years old, I remember seeing this movie where a long time ago where this man gets sucked down the shower.

Not the drain, but gets quicksand down the shower.

I made one of those videos a couple weeks ago.

So for decades, it bothered me because I couldn't remember what movie it was.

I didn't know what movie it was.

I was a kid.

But it also traumatized me because I would not go into showers.

Like, public showers, locker room showers, because I do remember it was in a locker room I could not go into.

That sounds like a dream to me.

I could not go into locker room showers at all because I thought I was going to.

Like, I was going to get quicksand down the drain.

Suck down the drain.

Suck down the drain?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just suck down the drain.

Yeah.

I didn't want to get sucked off down the drain.

So for decades, this has bothered me.

What movie is this?

But I was too embarrassed to ask the questions because I thought maybe I was dreaming.

Maybe it didn't really happen.

So I've been on this quest because now I don't give a shit about what people think of me.

So I called my dad.

I called the psychic that we had on, Jerry McDaniel.

That was, gosh, 200 episodes ago when we had him on.

Yeah.

Which is not satire.

This actually happened.

No, it did actually happen.

Actually happened.

This is 100% true.

I definitely called him, not because of his psychic abilities, but because he's a movie buff.

And I was like, of all people.

He would know that small party is like, maybe he can.

But also maybe.

Exactly.

Exactly.

So, like, I remember a team, and I thought it was a soccer movie.

So we go down the Google Train of 1980s soccer movies.

Man gets sucked down a drain, and we're not getting anywhere.

Sarah, the suggestions that are coming my way are just ridiculous.

So spoiler alert, because I don't want to prolong this Incredibly long story that lasted over three days.

I did finally find the movie.

It's called Victory, starring Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine and a bunch of Germans.

It's about a Nazi prison camp.

What the.

Are you serious?

I swear to God.

It is a German prison camp.

And this German officer challenges Michael Caine to a soccer match.

The prisoners versus the German national team.

Sarah's got something to say.

She's got reactions.

No, I'm just.

I.

I've seen some sad holocaust movies, but not that one.

Never heard of that one.

Well, it wasn't.

It wasn't a sad holocaust movie.

It was a.

A soccer movie.

A soccer movie in which there is.

I don't think they're very sad, actually.

What?

I missed something?

No, they were.

They were.

It was.

It was in a German prison camp.

Like a prison?

Okay, sorry.

A prisoner of war camp.

It was a POW camp.

Yeah.

Scott's like.

It was.

How I could get confused.

It was advertised as a drama.

I thought it was a comedy.

Stop it.

See, I don't find them sad at all.

So this scene happens and the shower.

A hole opens up in the shower and I'm like, okay, here it is.

Someone's going to get sucked in.

No, I completely misinterpreted in my brain as a 4 year old full of hair.

Scott.

No.

They were breaking out the soccer team.

So someone came up the hole, not down the hole.

Nick, please explain what he's talking about.

So what happens is.

Oh, when two guys love each other very much or meet on Grindr once.

You guys love each other?

Yeah, me and don't even know each other's names.

So is that.

Does that explain why you still don't shower?

Maybe.

You look like you could use one or two.

Yeah.

Okay, well, I did go to the.

I did go to Hollywood studios today.

I was live on the TikTok.

It's been a while.

It has been.

So let me back up real quick.

I have something I really want to say.

I'll back up to you, Chris, or you can spot up to me.

Whatever works.

I'm very upset about something that I do need to bring up with you guys.

But first, move, move, move, move.

I'm gay.

Nick's on the mic, so it's time to take notice.

And if you don't like it, that's homophobic.

Stay the hell out of his way.

Move on.

Okay.

Why am I turned on?

I don't know.

Grunting.

The crying.

The grunting.

Make sure everything.

Yeah, I.

I cry.

I think the sex.

Sometimes I'm Just.

I'm just very happy my wife cries, but for good reasons.

You just brought up.

You just brought up that you were at Disney today, correct?

Yes.

So I want to bring up something.

I was at Disney last week, actually.

I know.

Did you have fun?

Well, I would have if my friends would met up with me, but I messaged them on.

I messaged my friends on Saturday.

So here's.

Here's what happened.

So who's your friends?

Nick, can you be my friends?

Would be you guys here and then I could make it.

I was out of town.

You are.

You're out of town.

So you have an excuse.

Emily has an excuse.

We have a group chat with all of you guys on this podcast and our spouses.

Except for your spouse.

We have your son, so it's kind of.

Yeah.

What?

Your son was amazing.

We wouldn't have a podcast.

Yeah, your son was absolutely amazing.

So I'm.

I'll digress on that part.

But I did send a message that, hey, Sean and I are gonna be in town.

We're going to Disney.

I messaged on Saturday last week, October 12th, at 10:08pm to be exact.

I'm like, hey, Floridians, prime time.

Yeah, I'm gonna be here.

Here's my plans for the week.

Would love to meet up with you guys.

No response.

Sunday, I sent a picture of Piper swim in the pool, but it was actually a picture of a really hot guy there.

But Piper.

Piper just happened to be in the picture.

And I get response from that and it's just haha.

That's all.

Nothing else.

The next message I get is a picture from Scott of our friend Eddie Deason.

That's all the messages I get.

Nobody cared that I was in Florida.

I mean, I'm there like every month, but they didn't care, Chris.

And I'm very upset.

I care.

I know you would have been there.

Sarah's probably busy hurting her hand or something on a spindle hanging out with Lewis.

I was hurt.

I was so hurt by it that that's why I didn't respond.

I know you guys are looking at your messages now and you're like, oh, we didn't respond to him, did we?

Yeah, yeah, I think it's gotten her both scrolling.

Me and Sean kept.

We kept sending pictures.

We're living our best life.

Even Emily responded that Piper's living her best life.

We were dressed up as Mario and Luigi Princess Peach.

It was great.

Mickey's not so scary Halloween party didn't get any message.

Oh my God.

I did respond.

I responded.

But I did message Darren and he helped me out, so thank you, Darren.

Yeah.

What happened?

So here's the deal.

We suck.

Scott.

No, that's.

That's basically what it is.

I wanted to give you.

I wanted to.

Please don't put yourself up on my level.

A sense of what it's like to be me and not get responses back on text messages.

No, in all.

In all, reality comedy aside, I was asleep when you sent the text message, and then the next thing I see was it disappeared.

It didn't disappear.

But then I get the pool picture and then a couple of.

And I just missed it.

I'm.

Or I saw it and I forgot to respond.

I saw it and I forgot to respond.

But this guy was like, it's election season.

I can't bring this.

This gay guy around.

I can't be seen in front of my friends.

Meanwhile, I'm hanging out with John Stamos.

Hanging out with the Muppets.

I'm really sorry.

One of my best life.

What were you doing?

Really sorry.

Yeah.

And also Wednesday was the day that, like, you definitely couldn't hang out.

And I got way, way too hammered at Hollywood Studio or I'm sorry, at Epcot and then kept drinking through the end of the podcast.

It was so bad.

And I felt miserable on Thursday and I had to put up my Halloween decorations in the heat.

You do that.

I thought you had.

I know.

I thought you had people to do that.

No, no, they just do the lights.

I do the decorations.

Nick, I'm sorry.

Well, I'm a terrible friend.

You are.

Thank you for admitting that.

Alex, please keep that and clip that.

That'll be the episode title.

Put it on the soundboard.

Keep that for future reference.

I mean, in all reality, I literally had no time.

I was down there for my Disney.

Earmarks and I knew you had no time.

I barely had time to breathe.

Right.

I didn't want you to die because you took time to spend with me instead of breathing.

I mean, it would have been worth.

When you visit New Jersey to use that.

I'm usually a very early challenge when I'm in New Jersey.

I'd say proficient, not thank you.

Don't make me blush too much.

I mean, in all reality, I was down there for my very first Disney earmarks conference that I wanted to just briefly talk about.

We talked about it it before too.

So I own a travel agency.

We got what is called Earmarked with Disney.

It's basically their platform.

Sandpapervactions.com Sandpaper.

Factions.

I did change it.

There's now vacations on the stream.

So this conference was basically to reward those in the travel industry that meet and exceed Disney's expectations.

So we had certain sales goals that we had to hit.

There was only 400 people agencies there represented across the entire country.

So it was a really awesome opportunity for me to get out there, network with Disney executives.

We literally had the president of Walt Disney World there.

Have you met him?

Joe Biden?

No, the other one, the Jeff.

Jeff Vale.

The one that's awake.

There was like a Jeff, a Ken Barbie.

All of them were there.

So we got to meet them.

It was really cool.

We had guest presenters.

We had the guy that created fubu, Chris.

You know this Damon John.

Damon John, Yes.

Thank you, Chris, for saying that.

First he was in Shark Tank.

Yes.

So Damon John was our very first guest presenter.

Talked about Shark Tank and how that can work incorporate to our business strategies.

And it was a really awesome experience.

And then the next day, I actually got a message from you guys.

It was a picture of our friend Remy with John Stamos.

And I didn't really put two and together, two and two together right away, but we were told that we're gonna have a surprise guest speaker.

Oh, did I ruin the surprise?

No, somebody else.

We're talking before he came out and somebody else was talking to like, do you know who the guy speaks.

He's gay.

He's not.

I wish.

But yeah, we.

I was talking to a friend of mine and they're like, I think I heard John Stamos might be the presenter.

And I was like, that makes perfect sense of why he's staying at Polynesian.

So yeah, we had a surprise performance from John Stamos.

Well, not performance, but he came out and chatted, told his life story.

He cried talking about Bob Saget and just talking about.

He became a father of three with Bob Saget.

Yes.

His name does.

Nevermind.

It went too far.

And then we also had the host.

Our host at our three day long conference was this lady that she used to be an actress at Hollywood Studios in the Tower of Terror area.

Oh, can we guess?

I don't know her name.

Kimmy Gibler.

Bingo.

It might have been short hair.

She had a wig on for our performance.

She created this character, but she's like.

So I have a co host with me and it's the Muppets.

I nerded out.

I cried.

So it was a really awesome to see Miss Piggy and Kermit up there on stage.

All the other Muppets came out as well, too.

It was really awesome.

Not everybody is gay.

Really good that I hang out with.

You keep talking about them coming out.

I'm like, I have straight friends too, Scott.

Apparently not you to go to hang out with me.

But yeah.

I'm very happy that I was able to attend this conference and very lucky to be there, and it was an amazing opportunity.

So thank you for letting me on my.

My Nick talk.

Your Nick talk.

I mean, I can get on tight if you want.

Congratulations.

That.

That's such a big deal.

Thank you.

That sounded very genuine.

We should just put that on the soundboard, too.

Congratulations.

Like a very big deal when everyone.

Congratulations.

Saying that while you can hear him typing in the background.

Well, because I mistyped down states in chat and if you want to chat with us, us, check us out on the YouTube.

We record this thing live on the YouTube.

It's a live performance, so you can see it as it's happening.

Whoa.

Who's rolling uncut?

Chris.

We're Jewish friendly.

We cut Jewish.

Jewish families get cut.

I don't know.

We'll have to find one now, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you guys ready for our next little segment?

Yeah.

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

Play it.

Tell me.

Whether flipping a fanboat or crash in.

A truck, these states are filled with people who suck.

So it's time for us to play.

New Jersey man versus Florida man.

Every week, game master Ryan brings us two new stories.

One is from Jersey, one is from Florida.

It is up to us to turn 2.

Decide which one is which.

Take it away, Ryan.

Hello, this is Ryan.

You're in the field news reporter for the Parents Night out news team.

And I am reporting to you live from a clinic in New Jersey where a man working as a chaperone is suing for emotional damage after he was forced to watch an albino Grinch hobbit have a prostate exam performed on him.

The worker described the man as being the same body shape as Danny DeVito portraying the penguin in the field with me today is Sarah.

Sarah, what do you think of that news story?

She's more the quiet type.

Anyways, the man who caused emotional damage to the chaperone was diagnosed with a prostate infection.

The man was quoted with saying that Nick needs to clean that thing better before he puts it in.

Since being diagnosed with the infection, the man has been taking a lot of baths.

People say he's been doing more soaking than a 16 year old.

That belongs to the Church of Latter Day Saints.

Sarah, do you have anything to add to this story?

Yeah, think so.

So Sarah's been losing a lot of weight lately.

People are reporting they haven't seen a Jew this skinny since 1946.

Sarah's laughing.

He just can't hear her.

We've also been having reports from Ohio saying the first gay man ever has been asking for pickup lines.

We interviewed a bald Florida man who said that his favorite pickup lines are, hey, do you want some candy?

And can you help me find my lost puppy?

The same man we interviewed was known to have a eye for talent.

He's trying to follow in the footsteps of his idol, Dan Schneider.

But in the meantime, the man is working on a podcast, which he described as a snapshot of his life.

Even Bon Jovi was quoted in saying, you should probably jump after hearing the podcast.

So now I kick it over to Sarah, who will give us your Florida man and New Jersey man stories.

Okay, fine, I'll do it.

For our first story, a man ripped down pride flags and tossed them in the trash.

And for our second story, a man almost died while getting a lap dance from his housekeeper.

Okay, wow.

Both of us.

Okay.

All right, so we have.

We have pride flags in the trash and.

Yeah, near death lap dance.

Nick, what do you think?

I mean, I feel like Florida for the pride flag.

Okay, Sarah.

Yeah.

I hate to admit it, but I agree.

Florida with the pride flag.

Scott's fist bumping for anybody who's not watching us live.

He's, like, so excited about it.

Chris.

I think he's throwing us off.

I think.

Listen, if you go really south, south, Jersey people wear, like, cowboy boots and stuff.

They live in the forest.

I think that.

I think that happened in New Jersey.

The.

How?

The.

The guy who had.

What do you have a heart attack?

Yeah, heart attack.

Yeah, we don't have people.

Yeah, we don't have people, like, taking care of our houses up here.

We do that actually by ourselves.

That was down in Florida.

That was Scott's next door neighbor.

So lock that in for Florida.

Okay, I'm.

I'm going the near death lap dance.

New Jersey.

A lot of strippers.

A lot of strip club is in New York.

New Jersey, so definitely can happen.

And then throwing pride flags in.

In the trash can that See Money from the Studio 21 baseball podcast.

All right, let's find out the answers.

So our first story is from New Jersey, where in Madison, a man is arrested on criminal mischief charges after he allegedly vandalized six LGBTQ plus pride flags from the downtown area.

This man really should be more of an ally like this man we interviewed.

Are you a doctor?

Because you can fuck me in my ass.

So that means our second story is from Florida, where a 70 year old man almost died of a heart attack when his topless maid gave him a lap dance.

The topless woman was able to perform CPR on the man, which saved his life.

And yes, Scott, we at the news team did do our research and found she is a white woman and can work in gated communities.

She also does yard work.

And for our final story of the night, giant white blobs are washing up on the shore of Newfoundland.

Nobody's quite sure what these things are.

A giant white blob was also reported on the beach of Jamaica back in March and in Mexico about two years ago.

That's all the news for today.

Now back to you guys.

Thank you so much, Game master Ryan.

I like the new spin.

I like the new spin.

Yeah, me too.

It's like he practiced lgbtq.

He's not good at spelling.

Yeah, it took him a bit to do that one.

Yeah, he actually had to speed that part up.

Right?

Even right in front of the cue card.

We should have known that that was Jersey because that would have been celebrated here in Florida, not they wouldn't have arrested.

Yeah, that's true.

Like, how did we not get that?

Did he say it was arrested at the beginning?

He just said he.

I don't know.

It wouldn't be newsworthy.

I think at the very least, it wouldn't be newsworthy.

Yeah, it really wouldn't.

It would be like, okay, that's a Tuesday, right?

All right, Chris, you got any Cliff Notes?

I do.

It's been quite the show.

A lot of stuff's happened, so nothing.

Can stop this little boy from recap in the day.

The Chris Cliff snow sw.

So anyway, at the beginning of the episode, I realized that I spelled vacations wrong in Sandpiper vacations logo.

I will admit, when it came to Sandpiper vacations, I did forget the A said factions.

But Nick can attest to this.

When it comes to Sandpiper vacations, I never forget the D.

Never.

We talked about SeaWorld this week on the podcast, which actually broke a record.

SeaWorld has now been referenced on this podcast two times this month.

This week because of a field trip a couple weeks ago.

Scott taking a bath.

Scott said he was afraid to take public showers in men's locker rooms because he didn't want to be sucked down the drain.

Pretty homophobic, Scott.

Pretty homophobic.

Scott said the movie where the man Gets sucked down the drain is called victory.

Nick calls it the same thing.

High five, bro.

And lastly, Nick said he volunteered for something next week because they needed parents to face paint.

Nick, I texted you asking for a daddy to give me a facial.

And those are my Cliff Notes.

Thank you so much, Chris.

So anybody have anything exciting going on with their kids this week?

Yeah, actually.

I invited my whole family to a trunk retreat on Friday because I was gonna dress up my daughter and we were gonna go there because I.

I told there's gonna be food trucks and music, and so I just assumed there was gonna be like, all this stuff there, like food trucks and there's no.

It's just trunk or treat.

So now I have to figure out what to do with all my family coming over because I can't even go trunk or treating with her.

She's five months old.

Like, it would look so dumb going from van to van, getting candy for what?

Who's gonna.

I'm gonna.

No, I.

We.

We talked about this about a year ago.

About this time.

Can't do it.

No, you absolutely can't do it.

I feel weird.

Maybe next year.

No, because you're gonna have to fight with her for the candy next year.

This.

She has.

She doesn't have one single tooth.

It doesn't matter, Chris.

This year, the trick or treating is all about you.

People will go nuts getting so excited about seeing this little baby in their little costume.

The little baby's gonna get loaded with candy for you.

Take advantage of it.

Changed my mind.

Trust me.

Now I do.

You will appreciate the costume we're doing.

We did switch up because the kermit costume was $40 and then 25 shipping and I pay for Prime.

I'm not paying 25 for shipping.

So we did change costumes and Ellie is now going as a baby dinosaur.

And a baby and I are going to be Ellie Sadler.

Well, Ali Sadler.

Yeah.

Ellie Sandler and Dr.

Grant.

Dr.

Grant.

Yeah.

I love that from Jurassic Park.

And that's great because that's what your wedding song was.

It was.

That was what?

I walked down the aisle.

It's full circle.

I could die at the day after and my life would be complete.

I love it.

I love it.

Trust me.

We'll talk offline.

Take your daughter trick or treating.

Yeah, strongly considering it.

Now, Sarah, you got a trick or treating plans?

Oh, no.

We can talk about that next week.

Never mind.

That's.

Sorry.

Okay.

Never mind.

Yeah, because next week is the day before Halloween.

Well, if you want to say so.

I mean, you can Sarah, you got any trick or treating plans?

No, actually the girls are going to be with their mother.

So that's it.

All right, I'll write that down.

We'll skip that next week.

Nick, any fall festivals this weekend?

Why is it not trick or treat for me?

Is that because I don't want to.

Talk about trick or treating this week?

We'll talk about it next week.

We can talk about it next week.

Nothing fall related.

We actually have parent teacher conferences tomorrow.

Night, so those are nerve wracking.

It is.

But she's a good kid.

She's really good.

So we have that.

I'm also still coaching cheerleading.

We ended our football season, but we have competitions coming up in two weeks.

Ooh, yeah, first grade cheerleading competitions.

So we'll be next week.

Yeah, sounds like fun.

Alex, where can our listeners find you?

All social media under Disney Verse D I Z N E Y V E.

R s e YouTube, Instagram.

Check out the podcast releases every Monday.

Nick, you can find me on Instagram at Emotional Supports Gay Nick.

And all social media platforms at Sandy Piper Vacations.

Sarah, you can find me on the Instagram and the whatnot at Oldsoulthrifts.

Chris, find me on Instagram chrisyab.

And guess what?

You can find me on whatnot Hrysyabnow too.

I was able to finally change it from my legal name to my semi legal name.

And all of our social media links are on our website, knownwfriendspodcast.com so check that out every week.

All of that stuff is there.

Become a clubhouse member, a friend with benefits if you will.

That's our Patreon.

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And check us out on YouTube every Wednesday night at 8pm now that we'll be changing to Monday nights starting in November.

On behalf of Giles Garment Game Master Ryan, our producer, Alex, Nick, Sarah, Chris.

I'm Scott.

Thank you so much for listening.

We'll see you next time.

Bye.

Bye, Poopy head.

No new friends Just the old and the bold in the world of gayest.

We'Re the ones you hold Scott, Chris.

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