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All right, Trey.

Well, when we signed off last time, 'I think it was the main show, but

You kind of like demanded that 'I watched jury duty and that 'I would,

And 'I did.

And 'I did and it's so good.

Okay.

now on the other side.

Yes, because 'I, remember 'I was talking about it and you kept liking it to things,

It is

But 'I will say, now that I'm on the other side and I'm like selling

Like, oh, it's like Nathan, for you.

It's like the rehearsal 'I.

It's like, what would you do?

Like all the things that 'I said, which 'I still stand by?

Like Yes.

If that's what it takes for you to sort of wrap your head around the idea of we have

'I mean like, like, 'I could just, I'm VEing.

I'm mostly like have to go there just because whatever, like so jealous as an

Cuz 'I just would love to live in that world.

'I hope they do more things like this because 'I just think it's so fun.

I'm obsessed James Marsden 'I.

Mean 'I.

Know I'm not allowed to give away spoilers.

I'm.

Obviously tempted to, but 'I will say, restores your faith in humanity.

A' really easy, great watch times when you're just like 'I.

Don't know if.

'I really have the bandwidth to watch anything that's gonna like strain me in any way.

This is where you should go because it's like, it's like A' delicious dessert.

You know?

You always have room for A' Delicious dessert at the end of the meal or your day.

So 'I can't recommend it enough.

Now you have two Queens.

That are si signing off on jury duty.

Not the action, but the show 'I mean, just all of them.

All of the um, Jeanie 'I love Jeanie.

Wanna be friends,

'I.

Think she's the standout.

And 'I.

Also think the chair pants

'I the chair pants.

He is just so talented.

All of these actors,

'I know that guy you like would

dying cuz he did such A'.

Good job.

And if you haven't watched A' show, then you don't know what we're talking

It is 'I.

On Amazon Prime, but it is also on freek, which as the name would entail, is free.

So there's really no excuse at very least.

Download freebie for freebie and watch jury

And 'I.

Think 'I made this parallel last week.

It, this lit really is like the oranges new black to Netflix because Amazon is creating

And this is one of the very first titles on Free 'I that has truly popped off.

So yes.

We gotta be getting something for freebie 'I.

Mean 'I know we were all for A' long time.

It was like no commercials, which we'll get into in my Complaint, but like just the

Maybe we can do more jury duty talk at on the after show.

But 'I just want to quickly say, 'I wanted to show you the clip that 'I saw

Oh,

'I.

Forget her name, but it's like the testimony of the girl that's like ChelseyBD.

Telford, not.

oh.

The one that's like, I'm A' this and A' that, and 'I do 'I, AMM A' Lash Technician,

And 'I do acting commercially.

'I mean.

Ugh.

It's so good.

We can go on and on.

We'll, we'll have to do A' jury duty talk on the after show.

For sure

Oh, I'm so glad you

Cherry, Judy Ma.

Oh my God.

'I loved it.

Trey like, I'm obsessed.

Wait, A' another like TV conversation.

Have you seen, remember we talked about candy and how amazing the Hulu Show Candy was?

Yes.

We

remember they were filming A' different TV show of the same character?

but then do they never end up airing

it just, it just

Oh, it did.

Where on which network

'I don't remember, but 'I al, maybe Prime, but 'I almost

It's been long enough.

But it's with the Olsen twin sister.

Elizabeth Olson,

Right.

big fan.

Oh, 'I did just see like A' poster with her.

But 'I don't think 'I put it together.

That

And Jesse Pli.

Yes.

Oh, like Kim.

He, he, so to me in my head it's just so likable, but also so like he should rest in peace.

Phillips Seymour Hoffman, they're like the same person to me.

Their face is just so similar that every time 'I see 'em, 'I get A'.

Little sad.

Oh, 'I.

See that 'I.

Think that new show is called Love and Love and Death or 'I.

Don't know

Yeah, 'I didn't realize that 'I hosted now.

I'm gonna have to watch that.

But anyway.

So clearly we know the highlight of my week.

So do you have anything to add to the pot or are you satisfied with

I'm satisfied with that.

My week has been good 'I.

Think 'I might need to just go ahead and jump right into

Lodge, A, Complaint.

territory because

Do it.

my eyes keep darting back and forth because 'I noticed yesterday.

Something is very wrong.

Out of nowhere, 'I.

With my memory on my computer.

So it's not the storage, it's the memory because 'I have very little

'I, currently at this moment, 'I have three externals plugged into my computer.

'I wonder

What about the cloud?

of the problem.

And yes, 'I use the cloud.

'I have like two terabytes in

have 'I have two terabytes, but 'I like don't even have A' terabyte used yet.

So, But I'm just like, I'm struggling cuz it's like it keeps diminishing, 'I don't really

A' A'.

Yay.

That is kind of crazy cuz now with the externals in the cloud, what is taking up the memory?

'I don't know 'I.

All right.

We might have to look into this off

But that's really like, that's sort of like A' Complaint of how my week is going.

That's not my official Complaint, but like

Oh,

literally like literally the last three hours I've been like working through

But then everything was backed up to the cloud, so 'I couldn't actually move it.

So then 'I had to download it, and then 'I kept saying, you don't have

So it was like 'I would have to do one file at A' time, but it's like

And it's saying 'I have five

So weird.

makes

Wow.

That doesn't make any

but it hasn't, it hasn't diminished in the 12 minutes that we've been recording.

But anyway, my real Complaint

Well, 'I, hope we're gonna be okay to get through

'I think we will Kenna Hora, my real Complaint today.

Have you ever just been like at like A' cafe table with your French or having coffee and lunch

And as you're biting down the tomato, just fucking slides right out of the goddamn

Oh, Jesus.

The tomato,

Why is it always the tomato?

My Complaint is the slipperiness of A' tomato on A' sandwich.

'I like 'I, 'I get stressed out.

I'm trying to like contain it with like my fingers as I'm eating.

And then 'I get like mayonnaise and like oil, like all over my hands.

And then 'I have to use A' napkin and 'I 'I using tons of napkins.

And it's like 'I just want the savory feeling of this like, Crunch of the

It breaks apart.

The integrity of the center of the tomato is too delicate, so you take A' bite out of it

It happens with onions too.

What is the problem?

know.

You know what 'I think 'I know what it is.

Well, first of all, 'I can't like validate you enough because there have been so many times where

Damnit 'I should have said No tomato.

Cause it like ruins the entire frigging experience.

But 'I feel like the only way around this as someone who likes to cook and just

If you're not giving me A' clumpy tomato, now A' clumpy tomato 'I will take in A' burrata salad.

You know what 'I mean?

There is A' time and A' place for A', nice chunky tomato and that time and place.

Is not on A' sandwich.

On A' sandwich.

Everything has to be very thin.

If you're gonna do onions very thin, or god forbid, saute em.

Caramelize 'em, right?

That'll keep an onion nice and taut on your burger.

But if you're not gonna cut it super thin, just leave it off.

Honestly,

That's really my problem with adding bacon to A' Burger.

Like maybe that's not very Jewish sounding, but like

that's

that gets too hard to, and then, then they start introducing the Pickle Spears.

And 'I don't want to eat A'

Thin, thin slice.

A' Pickle

sorry.

'I didn't mean A'.

'I didn't mean A' pickle spear.

'I meant like A' wooden spear,

Oh, A' Wooden.

know, like A' little, like stick through the burger.

thought that that's where you were going.

Cuz I've, I've like for not realized that there's A' toothpick in my

Ugh.

and then bits and then that almost Right.

Diners always diners.

And then that almost killed

why do they have those little Hershey kisses?

Like foil paper at the end of one of the toothpick ends that just gets

It never stays on the toothpick.

Then you have like red or

think that it's there.

It's interesting cuz 'I think it's there to be like alert, alert, toothpick, but then yeah,

And also 'I.

Don't get pleasure from eating any sort of sandwich type thing.

With A' Spear.

With A' Wooden rod.

With A' toothpick.

what 'I 'I mean are you're supposed to take it out, right?

'I mean is that 'I Think it's there.

Is it there for like the packaging, the dis the distribution of it all?

but 'I have seen people like eating big mouth things with like the stick in the

'I guess.

'I have to 'I mean 'I.

Think if it's like in the center and 'I can eat on the side.

'I mean That's kind of weird.

'I don't think 'I would do that, but 'I guess maybe that's to, to, to fix the tomato

know, but then 'I feel like I'm A' little like mouse eating,

Anyway, I'm

Exactly.

'I don't like the

'I, hate A'.

Thank you for corroborating my experience.

W we got 'I.

Don't know what the, maybe it's A' Shark Tank.

Someone, someone smarter than me needs to come up with A' way.

That's not A' toothpick.

Like an edible spear that is like made out A' pickle.

That'd be great.

to attach it to the bun or something.

'I don't know.

How do you keep the sandwich together?

That's not A' Panini Shark Tank.

Let us know.

know cuz 'I, 'I love paninis, but they're different.

ChelseyBD.

What is your Complaint today?

My Complaint is just like, 'I cannot stand at this point, how

And then there's this thing called rocket money, which A' lot of podcasts are actually promoting.

I've heard it.

'I downloaded it and it's like it's not what they make.

You make it seem like it's gonna go through all your things and let you

You know how like you can pay for like H B O within Hulu and then you could

So it's like 'I don't even know at this point how many like duplicates there are.

Rocket money was not able to find my, they're like, you're good.

I'm like, 'I know I'm paying for things on multiple.

Platforms, 'I.

Just know 'I AM and it's just obnoxious at this point.

And 'I feel like we got rid of cable.

We were all like down with the cable, down with the commercials on, with the dvr.

And in exchange for that, we have gotten quite A', hefty bill here.

'I think that the bill must be more than we were paying for cable, right?

'I mean with how much things have.

Spread out and diversified.

'I can't find anything that 'I want.

It's just 'I, like 'I.

Don't know.

It's, you gotta pick A' Lane all the time.

I'm getting over it.

Trey.

I'm over it.

And also 'I heard like 'I, don't remember who it is, but 'I think

HBO

H B O.

Oh God.

it's gonna be A' whole new thing, but 'I still have

And now we're

'I know.

what's it called

now Discovery Plus and Max.

max, like That's so stupid.

'I know.

'I know.

It's so upsetting.

Really the loss of like H B O as it was is A'.

Very upsetting.

Secondary conversation.

But cuz that was like my dream network all the

Oh really?

Yeah.

Oh well.

But anyway, 'I,

is very frustrating, A', especially when you are wanting to consume media, but

Like that really is A' Complaint.

Someone must create that app

and they do like kind of on the comp, on the computer, on the tv, on Visio.

You can like search everything and it will kind of tell you, but it doesn't always get it right.

And sometimes that's like the brand of of my TV that 'I Think is the Best Buy brand 'I.

A', big fan of iso.

You can Chromecast right to the, to the screen, so it's great.

Any who?

That's my Complaint.

Too many things to pay for.

'I, can't keep track of it all.

'I don't even like 'I can barely remember what I'm already remembering.

And now 'I have to remember more passwords, more things.

It's just how do 'I fix it?

so annoying.

'I.

Hear you.

but amen to these free services like Tuby and freebie.

I'm about it now.

And amen to technology like 'I am

An amen to technology.

and, and get past the clunky phase.

Yeah, exactly.

Exactly.

I'm sure there's an AI that can fix it.

Well, now that we've let these complaints out, you wanna hear someone else's?

'I do.

All right, let's do it.

Let's do it.

'I.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review.

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What have you brought in for us Diva?

All right, today, 'I am going to share with you all and

Ooh, yes.

this five star Apple review

Okay.

New source.

for the app TikTok.

Stop.

There's lots of controversy about this 'I Can't wait.

Now 'I know very little about TikTok.

Disclaimer.

'I literally just deleted it from my phone about an hour

Oh wow.

computer.

So,

A' little bit more than you, but not much

'I don't think we're gonna 'I.

Don't think it's gonna be required much knowledge, but that's the chewy disclaimer.

So,

Chewy alert.

All right, so here we go.

So this is written by A' user named, this is All one word, and I'm

So Tup.

E E V E E, tup Eve.

Tup

Teacup.

Evie Teacup.

Evie.

Teacup.

Evie like Evie, the teacup malt.

9 3 9 9.

Oh my God.

That's

All right.

nine three ninety nine.

Let's just call them tea.

P Evie 'I mean That's that teacup.

Evie Tea, teacup.

Teacup.

No, it's gotta be teacup.

Evie Gotta be

Teacup ev.

9/3/99.

Okay.

And this was written on June 21st,

Day before my birthday,

right?

All right, here we go.

So the subject of this five star review is My A' ACC got banned.

I'm assuming the A' ACC means A' account.

Yeah, yeah,

So just, here we go.

Anytime 'I, say the word account, it's actually spelled in this review, A' acc.

So just keep that in mind.

Okay.

Is it like A' drinking game every time we say it?

Take A', chug, A' drink.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Here we are.

So here we go.

This is what teacup, BK has to say.

'I.

Got it.

So this is no hate at all, but my account got banned for no reason at all.

My last vid was of me and my friend doing A' dance together.

'I.

Don't know why that happened.

Then like two hours later, 'I was on my other account.

Then it got banned.

Just one got banned, but 'I cried for hours and 'I was in A'.

State of depression.

'I think my VD gotten taken down because it was my last vd.

And 'I am so close to 100 followers

Oh God.

and 'I decay.

What happened?

So 'I tried to get back into my main account that got banned, and then it

My friends got their accounts banned before, but only for like three days, but

P l s tell me what 'I did wrong.

TikTok P s, my Access Galaxy May Wolf.

They did it again and it's very annoying.

'I AM 13 and my account then gotten banned again.

It's so oh annoying.

This time 'I had my account for not even A' Week, and it's banned free.

Both Galaxy May Wolf and the Galaxy May Wolf 'I two.

It's too annoying and 'I did rate this five stars because the whole app, besides the, you

So please, if you're reading this, please spread the word.

PS my account had 340 followers,

Om J.

It's so funny.

'I was originally like the whole time 'I was thinking, how old is Tea A'?

How old is Tea A', you know?

And then 13 'I was, 'I was like in the beginning, 'I thought maybe Tea A' was

But then as the review went along, 'I was like, no, this is like A' child.

'I.

But do you think they're actually 13, or do you think they're actually 12?

'I think they're actually 12.

And 'I feel like

and they're gonna be 13 in two

Yeah, 'I feel like their account is getting banned cuz they're not actually 13.

Because 'I was thinking that bef, like once 'I got, we got to the middle of the review

There's gotta be some reason, right.

'I mean, although 'I will say 'I.

'I do know some people that like, have gotten blocked out of their Instagram or like things

So it could be A' mistake, but 'I do get the inkling that there's, there's, there's

'I mean 'I have no idea.

Also like 'I, 'I wanna give teacup, like props for rewarding themselves

Not because I'm throwing shade.

No, seriously, like I'm not because 'I 'I, it actually makes me feel better.

'I.

That she's like 13 and she's excited about that cuz 'I feel like people's

You know, and 'I think it's like kind of good to be 13 and be like, oh my

Like 'I think when 'I was 13 on Friendster, if 'I had A' hundred followers on Friendster.

'I was like very happy about that.

So 'I 'I, it actually makes me feel.

A' little bit better that we, not every 13 year old needs to have 5 million followers on TikTok.

You know what 'I mean?

'I.

Hear

feel like validated and And to like the platform.

Yeah.

What do we think about this as A' five star review?

'I 'I.

Mean 'I was literally gonna ask you, 'I think that teacup is doing that as like bribery?

'I do too.

That's what 'I said.

'I 'I.

'I wrote down like brown-nosing the teacher, you know, like it felt very much like my

So like, I'm gonna be real nice about this, but please give me my account back.

Will you?

Also the abbreviation.

A' acc.

'I would think it would be A' c T

Right.

It would, but, but also teacups 13, and maybe, we don't know, maybe

Who the hell knows?

'I also wanna point out, it's really interesting to me

And they all gotten taken down.

'I.

Guess A'.

Different time taken.

Right?

Got

Gotten taken or

Gotten taken.

But that's interesting to me.

And then also 'I am obsessed with the replacement account.

We went from Galaxy May Wolf to the Galaxy May Wolf to

my God, so funny.

Galaxy May,

that there, that Teac Cup's real name is May?

well, it's spelled M A' E,

Yeah, so probably, so 'I do think that this is May 'I.

Also, what do you think about the request at the end of the review?

So please, if you're re these are letters, so p ls, if you are reading this, p ls

Okay, so there's, I'm assuming that there's no reply, 'I.

There's A' reply.

Okay.

'I was really wondering about this because 'I wonder with these platforms that are so

Or is there somebody that's replying?

Well, 'I also debated whether or not we can do it now, cause it,

Yeah.

it doesn't 'I impact anything.

This is the reply developer response on January 11th, so this is months later.

Right, right.

Like seven months

We are sorry you had this experience.

Thank you for taking time to reach out to us.

Please provide more details using the report A' problem feature within the settings and privacy

Okay.

All right.

Well, that's good.

You know, that makes me feel good for May.

but I'll tell you though.

gonna call

'I was searching for reviews, every

was the

review has that exact response.

So it is like an automatic, like we're not going to hash this out

Well, listen, I'm not gonna give the developer any credit for the reply

However, 'I will say that for May specifically, who is like 13 and seems

You know, maybe this will give her another road to go down.

Or maybe May has already done that.

And this is really like A' last stitch effort.

'I don't know.

'I guess.

It's kind of hard to say.

that gets back to my original question, like why are you

Where are they gonna spread the word?

And to who?

Well, maybe it's like if you're reading this review and this also

Oh yeah.

'I mean it's just comical cuz it is sort of like, what does this have to do with like TikTok?

'I mean?

'I guess Like, is it, is it common to get banned?

'I?

Don't know.

I've never been banned on A' social media app like 'I.

Do we think that it's A'?

It has something to do with the age, like 'I didn't even think about how you said maybe

Didn't even occur to me.

'I 'I.

Mean?

'I was just trying to think of like what could possibly, if you really do have an innocent

So what is the dance move like?

The suck it motion and you're in A'.

Bikini, like 'I.

Don't

Well, that's A' the, the wardrobe 'I, or you know, 'I don't know 'I.

'I, mean.

'I.

Don't think there's anything sexy about these, these dancing themes.

The, they're so humiliating and embarrassing to me.

'I

'I mean.

'I was gonna say that.

'I kind of wanna tell like our listeners that if something happens that you and 'I will do.

A' TikTok dance, but 'I don't know what that thing

'I.

Don't think I'm gonna do A' TikTok

Trey, we got it.

Like if we get how, how many new Patreon members, if we get, if we get something, you wouldn't do it

there's A' reason for it, it's just 'I don't even understand.

And this is me being my own bias, but like when 'I, cuz 'I am old and 'I see

Okay, maybe I'll amend that stance in the future, but like, so 'I see and

Teenage boys doing dances, and my mind is blown.

I'm like, are you kidding me?

When

You posted one that 'I think it wasn't A' teenage boy to be clear, but you

'I did on TikTok.

'I don't have

'I was 'I.

Well, no, cuz you know how A', TikTok, they like repost like reels and everything.

There was A' soccer ball and A' boyfriend or something.

This was A' long time ago.

'I don't even remember.

No, but I'm talking about like that viral girl.

It's like when you're like dancing on TikTok, it's so embarrassing to me.

And when you see

you're embarrassed, like for them,

it's just like humiliating.

What are you doing?

People stopping traffic to like do

right?

That's 'I know.

bars of like dance steps.

It's just like, it's the way that these kids, these kids express themselves.

You know?

It's like 'I.

Try not to judge too harshly because 'I feel like 'I.

'I.

Mean 'I know that I'm 'I did things when 'I was A' teenager.

That annoyed the crap outta people.

I'm sure me and my theater friends at like 11 o'clock after rehearsal were belting

So To us.

'I.

'I mean.

Thank God YouTube came along when it did in my

Right.

if it had come out any earlier, 'I would be humiliated today

Oh, I'm sure.

I'm sure, and I'm sure people will be like mortified by things.

'I mean.

Everybody is mortified by old posts and things like that.

And they'll take it down and then if they get famous it'll follow them.

And that's just the story of life these days.

So I'm not really judging Teacup may.

That she loves TikTok this much because 'I do think that is A' common factor that

In terms of people that are so 'I.

The only thing that 'I can compare it to for me is that, you know, like A', lot of people's.

Instagrams have been getting hacked, which is terrifying.

And then sometimes it takes weeks, months, years.

Some 'I have some friends that never got their accounts recovered.

And it's like A' terrible feeling to feel like something that you have

And you do it habitually every day.

You just no longer have access to it.

So there's something 'I 'I wanna give credit to May for like.

Somehow remaining positive even if it is brown, nosy under that because it's clear even within

Yeah, but I'm trying to gather, like 'I don't know what the valuable, unique

And the other thing that's that 'I just wanna point out that 'I think we have

You know, our suggestion into the update.

So yes, 'I think that 'I do 'I, like 'I will go to an app and read the reviews

So 'I do think that that's in there, but 'I don't wanna discredit teacup entirely

'I think they're really doing this because they're like, 'I.

I'm at the end of my rope developer, somebody, whoever's listening, help me.

How do we factor that in?

Well, 'I think one way that remains the same is the spelling of grammar is atrocious.

There's like,

Right.

Are you, when you say atrocious, when you say atrocious, are you factoring in the

Okay.

there are times that they'll start A' sentence with A' caps, but like

Rarely.

that they don't.

And then it is just so loaded with abbreviations.

taken was the only one that 'I wrote down?

Grammar is off.

Yeah.

And like then they'll do like all caps with at minimum five exclamation

Oh geez.

Okay.

Yeah.

It, it's like the, it's very clear they're not working with the capacity

he was to say, even as an admittedly.

A' younger, 13 year old person, 'I don't know.

Does that factor in?

Like do we have to adjust for grade level with spelling and grammar?

'I mean?

It's an interesting thought because I've never really considered what it is to receive complaints

Right, right.

So 'I do think there might be an adjustment there.

Entertainment 'I mean again, 'I feel.

Anecdotally, like it's funny, like it's in like A', shaan, freuder almost kind of way.

Like, it's like so sad that this girl may, is so disgruntled about her account that there's

'I think especially to us because we're not, we're not married to it in any way.

So for us, we're like A', poor teacup may,

but 'I can liken myself to the experience.

'I can recognize what it would be to be in May's shoes.

is an authentic voice.

Oh yeah.

And 'I.

Think it's funny in like the putting myself in those shoes, not that

Donn.

Don't think 'I.

Don't think Maye thinks there's A' joke in here anywhere.

Right.

No, no, no.

'I don't think so.

But 'I do think that may feels like 'I.

They're balancing out the review, which is interesting for A' five star because

But they do feel like they need to.

They keep going back to, but 'I really like it, but it's really great.

They do feel the need to do that.

Yo 'I, what is that about?

Do they think that they won't get seen if it's A'?

One star?

Because 'I have the opposite opinion.

'I feel like they're looking more for one

Same like 'I would think like, okay, if you really wanna get somebody's

Right?

That's what everybody always thinks, or you,

But 'I think that's why 'I think that Nay is brown-nosing because 'I

And so they're asking for the favor to be reinstated since they're giving

totally.

Oh, 'I.

'I forgot an LOL moment that 'I did write

Please

Free both.

freedom.

Free Brittany, free Galaxy Ma Wolf and the Galaxy.

Ma Wolf too.

'I also

Oh my God.

It's just funny as A' visual to be like, imagine that her two accounts are like

'I also think it's really funny, this sentence, no caps, just

Yeah, that was the shot point A' moment where 'I was just like, this

This is so emo.

This

get it.

it's actually just like A' perfect character study.

'I really, there's something very endearing to me about Tea A'.

Even though 'I don't know.

As we go into the crowning here, 'I don't know how, like where that's gonna influence

You know, love and like protection of May A' little

'I Think that.

'I feel that because May is not trying to like 'I.

Conceal any of their cards,

right?

They're really laying it all out on the table in A' very vulnerable way,

right?

Like unless maybe they are not really 13, which we're sort of making up, but like

but even so, if they're younger, if they're 12, then even more like, oh my god, may

Well.

Right.

Cuz it feels like they're not worried about how they're coming across.

Like they, they have no concept of like you just wrote A' review saying you were in A' state

Yeah.

Which is like, sadly like correct, but also sadly accurate of our time is like it doesn't really

So,

We definitely think that they're being truthful and I'm curious

I'm not

'I.

Think there's A' little bit in the like everybody listen up.

You know, help me if you're here, you know, 'I.

Think there is A', little bit of A', like, you know, I'm not the only one, but 'I don't.

It's A'.

It's A'.

Shady light.

Wait, 'I just thought in an opposite way, what if May is

Like, my account had 340 followers.

Like why did 'I get banned?

Like my account had 100 followers.

Oh, you, they're saying like low,

well, 'I don't even know, but it's

like why would 'I get banned?

'I

A' hundred followers, right?

'I don't know it's possible.

It is hostile.

'I

last thing here is like, would reading this review have an

'I think the, the lasting impression to me would be, listen, there's

Right?

But again, 'I do think this is more of A' message to the developer.

Right.

But we both admitted that we read the reviews

We do.

You're right.

You're right, you're right.

No 'I know.

But I'm saying like what?

'I.

'I.

Like if 'I was gonna read this review as A' ChelseyBD looking like what's TikTok about?

'I would have as A' ChelseyBD.

'I would have to continue reading other reviews.

'I would not be able to take A'.

Full stop here.

'I.

No, cuz it's not A' five star.

No, it's not A' five star and it's not giving me any contact.

And, and to me's credit, it's not really intending to Right.

But it's not crossing off that box.

No.

And also 'I don't like 'I.

Think that May wants people to read this because they're saying, please, if

know.

It's not just for the developer.

right.

No, it is for us, but it's not for, for like educating us about the app other than to

'I mean I'm so perplexed.

'I know me too, but I'm also ready to crown.

let's crown

Okay.

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.

Oh my goodness.

Okay, this is funny.

So I'm actually holding up three crowns.

Trey is holding up one and A' half crowns, which is probably more of the accurate 'I.

You know, rating A' review of May, but you know, there's just something endearing

Obviously we had spelling errors.

Uh, this isn't really A' review, this isn't really A' five star review.

Right.

But there's just something endearing.

About May and 'I do understand more.

I'm very much more forgiving of this type of review on an app store

I've also gone, and like 'I said, 'I do look at reviews for apps.

All the time, and I've gotten better at sifting through the ones that are A', little bit more

So 'I think if 'I was reading through it and that was what 'I was looking for,

And 'I think that they got their point of view across, and even though it took

So 'I went with three crowns.

But I'm curious as to why you went with one and A' half.

Um, 'I, mean 'I just feel like it was an inappropriately starred review,

Sure.

which felt manipulative and 'I Think the real like clue for me for an impact

Like you're gonna want to keep using it.

It's very popular with young people.

They people dance 'I don't know like 'I, 'I, 'I.

Think the one and A' half are from the humor.

Like 'I.

Think it's very funny as like A' time capsule of like what America's youth are up to.

'I Don't think 'I don't think it's very useful.

Ooh,

Yeah.

'I agree.

'I.

Just 'I like may 'I, like feel protective of May as like my little sister.

'I know.

Anyway, that was so fun.

Try A'.

Great review.

Thank you.

Love hearing from our younger reviewers.

Gotta start out young guys.

Let your voice be heard.

Don't wait until you're older.

Let be like may.

Start writing those reviews.

Start voicing your opinions.

Well, now you're supposed to wait until you're 13.

You're not supposed to use the app before 13.

You have A' amazing sing though.

She's 13.

'I 'I.

Shirley is 13.

Let's give her the benefit of the doubt.

Okay, let's just move on really fast.

This is awkward.

All right, Mike Queen,

Yes.

reached the most regal portion of our show, so ChelseyBD 'I would love to know who

My, Royal, Highness.

'I 'I decided that 'I wanted to do A'.

Little Patreon plug cuz it's been A' minute since we've done one.

So 'I wanna give A' special shout out to you?

Nower 'I.

Love her.

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From Watch That Rock Pilates.

If you guys have been listening, you know 'I like to get my Pilates on with Jenny has just

And postpartum.

Jenny is so passionate about prenatal and postpartum and helping new moms, uh, who have

And Jenny has studied.

A' huge amount getting different certifications and specializing in this field.

And so I'm so excited for her and this new venture.

And both Trey and 'I are wishing her so much muzzle.

Uh, if you are looking for A' pre and postnatal care, you should go ahead and follow at frea

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So it's really, there's something there for everybody.

'I know, we actually do have A', couple other people in Patreon alone, uh, and from our

So maybe think about following at Fray A' movement and 'I will spell that out for you.

'I was gonna ask you.

At F R E Y A' Movement.

Best of luck.

And Jenny Hoof.

Nagle and Freya Movement.

Your Our Royal Highness.

'I.

Love that.

Yeah.

Congrats.

Who?

That's so exciting.

that exciting?

I'm so excited for hoof.

And what an amazing like gift you could give someone in

Give them A' gift certificate to do some classes at Free A' movement.

Yeah, A'.

Good idea.

Try.

Yeah, totally.

'I.

Love that.

'I have actually, 'I have A'.

Couple friends that are pregnant.

'I.

I'm gonna do that myself.

So good.

Good tip.

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We really danced that out.

'I was TikTok dancing.

Those, you know, those talks where they have like, one person is singing

Have you seen those?

seen them on Instagram.

Yeah.

'I?

'I Just, I'm not that good at A'.

Are you?

Are you good at them?

'I.

Don't 'I think 'I got it wrong the one

Yeah.

'I usually get it wrong.

Should we try it with you and me and see if the Queens can guess?

We could, we could try it.

'I think that'd be pretty

who's talking now?

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They know from merry rounds.

They know all of our voices.

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