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We go to Irish bars on Cinco de Mayo and Mexican bars on Saint

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Patrick's Day to avoid the crowds. That's genius.

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Welcome in everybody. It's the craft beer republic.

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Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining.

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I'm hanging out with my favorite senor. And that is Flex.

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What's happening, big fella? Hola, everybody. Como estas?

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Quiero De Niro? Ah, si, si e muchos tacos. Si. Yeah.

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Todos Los tacos. Uh. Del mundo. Yeah. As we, uh, both are bilingual skills.

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Uh, we are. We are recording on Cinco de Mayo.

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We are. Si mucho mucho recording on

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Cinco de Mayo. Tomorrow. See? Uh, so hopefully everybody got

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their Cinco de Drinko on. Yeah. Hope you're out there fiesta ING

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it up and all that good shit. We're. We're here for you, man.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what we do. Yeah, we we were invited to all the

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exclusive Cinco de Mayo parties. Yeah. And now we're here.

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Yeah, we we had to give out a lot of apology letters, like.

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Sorry, we we got a show to do because we're famous. Yeah, we got.

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Yeah, we got, we got a record. Guys. The world will not spin unless

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we are in demand. Yeah. Apologies in advance,

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but hasta la vista. Got a big deal that the world

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needs us. Kind of I. Finland. What would they do? What would they?

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They wouldn't listen to podcast, bro. Because I mean,

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they don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo. And we got to keep the world spinning

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for them. I wonder what they do. Celebrate. Mm.

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Must be some drunk Finnish holidays. And don't they do like the no

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pants thing where they get so hammered they lose their pants or

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something like that. Uh, maybe. Yeah, that sounds familiar.

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Anyways, enough about us. Actually, more about us.

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Follow us on the socials. @CraftBeerRepublic @Flex_me_a_beer

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underscores in between. Uh, (805) 538-2337 is the number to

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call. Got a lot to get to today. I am drinking a beer for some

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work travels that I'll be telling you about.

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Did a little research on the road. Uh, some booze news and so much more.

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First, shout out to New York City for being our top listing

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city of the Week. In New York. That feels like big baller status.

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New York City. It's like what, the largest city

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in the US population. Is it the largest population?

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It might be. Maybe. Fact. Fact. Check me.

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I could fact check that while we, uh, move on to the next thing.

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All right, I'm gonna look that up, and I'm also gonna hydrate.

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Out of my hair. Out of my beard. Out of my hair. Out of my beer.

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I am drinking thanks to my travels. Radiant Bruins Enlightened Energy.

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It is a hazy, pale ale. You know, Greggie likey 5.7%.

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A 3.8 for only 64 ratings. They say move with the clarity

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of Enlightened Energy. This is a hazy,

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pale ale that moves through infinity with tropical vibrations.

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Mango, pineapple, lychee, guava and tangerine provide hit after juicy

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hit and this low bitterness medium carb can of enlightenment and Flex.

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If I may, I would just like to point out the color and haze on

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this gorgeous beverage I'm holding. That is wonderful.

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If somebody said to you. If somebody said to you like,

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what should a hazy, pale look like? I feel like this is it. Oh yeah.

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You could tell by the color that it's it's not heavy, right?

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Um, it's still hazy. It's got that light yellow straw

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color to it. Uh, kind of a little. Not so hazy at the bottom like the.

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It's hazy, but the haze fades a little bit, and, uh, that's what

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it looked like through the. Yeah, through my camera.

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Uh, part of that is, uh, the glass, the shape of the glass.

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Okay, okay. It is. It's my official Radiant glass,

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too. I feel Radiant horror. Yeah. Uh, anyways, on the Flex. Nailed it.

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It is perfectly hazy straw, light in color. Not very.

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See through on the schnoz. Tons of tangerine hitting the

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old schnauzer. Rooney. I don't know what I'm saying.

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Uh, a little bit of pineapple. I think I'm picking up on some

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mango as well. I'm gonna dig in the Tongue-jobber.

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Yeah. Uh, tongue follow suit. Tropical fruit salad.

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The perfect amount of carbonation that medium carb wear.

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It washes down clean. Doesn't sit on your tongue too long,

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but it's not over carbonated. It is glorious.

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We all know I'm a whore for hazy pales.

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Sounds wonderful and I'm jealous. Dude, it is so good.

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I so like I said, I was traveling for work and I tried to go to.

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I think it's called Villains Brewing Company.

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In fact, Chew called in once and said he had a bad time there and they've

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been around for about a year or so. At this point I thought, ah,

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we'll go check it out. I know they got barbecue on the menu,

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and I don't think I've had any of their beers yet.

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It's not far from Radiant where I had to be for work.

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I tried to go absolutely no parking, and so I was like,

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I'll circle the neighborhood and went to circle the neighborhood.

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All the signs are like no business parking. Cars will be cited.

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I was like, oh, then what am I supposed to do?

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So did a little more circling and, uh, went down the street to Radiant

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and I was not disappointed. So this was this was great.

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Had this had that food. Now Radiant had myself a little

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Caesar salad. I figured this was good.

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You know, chicken Caesar salad. Basic, but but nothing wrong with it.

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It was great. Hit the spot. And, um,

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I forget the other beer I had. Good. But this one really fucking

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boner ized for me. So I grabbed myself a four pack and.

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And hit the road. Hell yeah man. Yeah, love me some Radiant.

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Gotta grab a four pack when you're born, right? That's right.

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I had one when I got back the hotel room.

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You know, I had to relieve the boner, so I had one.

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Came home with a three pack, and, uh. Oh. So good. That's amazing. Yeah.

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If you have to travel for work, at least there's, you know,

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some things to look forward to. In fact,

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I got to do some traveling this week. There are pros to the cons.

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Exactly, exactly. So, um, biggest cities by

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population number three, Chicago, number two, Los Angeles.

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And by over double everyone else. Number one, New York City.

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You were correct. Woo hoo! Yeah. Makes me feel so smart.

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Almost 9 million people in New York City. Yeah, that's crazy man.

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A lot of people. LA is pushing 4 million. So crazy.

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Yeah. Let's see. 4 million. That's ten times Milwaukee.

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And that's just the official city of like the LA area I think

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is 14 million or 15 million, something like that.

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I think the city of Milwaukee is just a hair under 500,000.

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So yeah, not, uh, not that major. Major for Wisconsin.

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Yeah, that's probably 100% accurate. Yeah.

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What is your, um, capital city there? I'm blanking. Madison. Madison?

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Is Madison bigger or smaller than Milwaukee? Smaller. Oh, okay.

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So Milwaukee is the biggest city in Wisconsin. Wisconsin?

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Absolutely. Wow. Yeah, 500,000. It's like Milwaukee, Madison and

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green Bay. I think I think. I'm gonna take your word. For it.

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I might be wrong on green Bay. I'm not even gonna fact check.

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No. Who needs it? Yeah. Clearly, I'm right all the time,

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right? 100% of the time, anyways. Oh. Speaking of drinking on the road

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after I had my my boner reducing can of beer back at the hotel.

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Uh, I wanted a glass of wine to finish the night off because we're

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old and get bloated. Oh, that's. Yeah, it's cause I'm classy.

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I was like, I just want a glass of wine. I had a couple beers.

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I need a glass of wine, and then I'm going to sleep.

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Went down to the hotel bar, said, hey, can I what do you got

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in the red department? He goes, oh, cabs and blend something

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else. Great. I said, I'll do cab. He goes, you got choices.

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Uh, we have the Justin cab and the Wendy cab.

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All right, I know the Justin cab. I know the bottle is around 30 bucks.

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Retail, you know, grocery store price bottle of wine, 20. I have no idea.

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So I thought, all right, well, I'll go with what I know.

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Justin, if it's a $30 bottle, We're in a hotel.

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We're looking somewhere in that 15 to $17 glass of wine price.

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You know, hotels are always a little pricier. Oh, yeah.

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6 or 9 ounce are. Let's go big. Give me a nine ounce Flex.

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Would you like to take a guess at how much my nine ounce pour

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of cab cost me? When I know it's a $30 bottle of

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wine. I'm gonna say $36. Okay, not quite that bad.

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It was $28 before tax and tip. That's.

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Oh, I just bought a bottle of wine. See, that's the worst.

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That's how I feel like going to sporting events, too.

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And buying a beer and you're like, oh yeah, that was a six pack of that

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beer. But now I just have the one. So that's great.

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Yeah, three beers and I just bought your keg. Uh. Yeah.

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I was so pissed. I was like. And he never handed me a menu.

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He was just asking me, oh, Josh or Justin? Justin.

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No, Josh, I think it was Josh. Whatever it was, um, I was like,

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oh, yeah. You know, no menu needed. I know what I'm getting here.

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How much could it be? Not more than 17 bucks.

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All right. Nine ounce, maybe 21. 22. Nope. 28. Motherfucker. Oh.

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Last time I ordered wine here. Airport pricing.

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Oh, dude, it was it was the. And then the receipt said, you know,

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like suggests 20% tip on there. I'm like, I'm not giving you 20%

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on a $28 glass of wine. That's the weird thing about like

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tipping for drinks too, is do you tip the percentage or is it like a

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dollar or two a drink? All right. So back because what is that.

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That is a $5 and 60. That's a $5 tip on one glass.

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Yeah exactly. That ain't gonna happen, big boy.

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So back in the day when I was a, you know,

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starving student or just a cheap ass, it was like a dollar a drink.

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Unless it was a cocktail, but it was just beer or wine.

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Dollar a drink, right? Just flat out. Then, as I started to make a little

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more money and especially like as Covid hit and people were needing

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the money a little bit more, I just went 20%.

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If I ordered food 20% across the board, I wouldn't do the separate

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maths. I cheated a little bit. Right? So that's the long answer of

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what I tipped. So it used to be dollar, maybe two

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per drink. Cocktails, 2 to $3. Unless it's like fancy you know,

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that kind of thing. Sliding scale for cocktails.

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Now I'm a little slightly more generous, but I'm not tipping

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$5.60 on one glass of wine. Yeah. That's trash.

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That's what the glass of wine should have cost. So what about you?

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What's your alcohol tipping situation?

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Um, so usually, like a dollar or two per beer. Yeah.

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Um, I rarely get cocktails, but when I do get cocktails,

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it's usually with food. So then that's usually falls

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under that, you know, anywhere between the 18 to 25%, depending

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on how the service was. Right. Because I'm not just gonna fork

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a tip over to somebody just because it says I should write.

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If you're a total piece of shit, I'm not giving you 20%, right?

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Which we yeah, we don't completely stiff people, but. No, no, no.

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If somebody is a poor server, waitress, waiter, whatever you want

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to be. Uh, 15, you know. Exactly. It's just I'm not going to give

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you money for doing a shit job. Yeah, so this will not be rewarded.

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Somebody wouldn't give me money for doing a shit job.

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So why would I give? You know, in fact,

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it doesn't work that way. Yeah. I, uh, man, I miss being in Europe.

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They don't even expect tips from you. It's like, oh, you tipped.

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That's really awesome of you. Thank you so much.

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I had no idea about that. Well, at least in Portugal when

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you used the the credit card things in Portugal,

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they didn't even have a thing because it was all like wireless.

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They didn't even have a thing to tap tip.

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You just scan your card and be like, all right, here's your receipt.

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Have a great day. It's like, oh, I wanted to give

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you a couple dollars. Like, oh, if you have Euro.

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But if not, that's fine. We appreciate you coming in.

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Weird because they get paid a living wage.

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Well yeah that's right because Europe's awesome like that.

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Yeah, Europe's awesome like that. Food is a million times cheaper

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than here. And they still get paid a living

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wage. I wonder how they can afford that.

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Hmm. Stupid us. Oh. Well, enough about that.

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Anyways, I digress. So as today is Cinco de Mayo,

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did you go out for any Mexican lagers or tacos? I did. Not go.

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But we did make tacos. Let me try to think yesterday. Okay.

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We made a big crock pot of chicken tacos. Quatro de mayo.

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So I did have leftover tacos. And, uh, we were also,

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we're really in the midst of wanting summer because it's

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still not great weather here. It's like today was high of 59.

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It's our. High. Today was 65. Not far. Off.

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We've had like the rainiest April on weather or on record.

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So, uh, it's been really shitty. So when, uh, we made tacos, my wife,

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you know, we went to the store, we got stuff to make, uh,

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a nice bowl of pico, so was able to just nosh on a on a pico,

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which is fresh. Salsa is the best. It doesn't get much better than that.

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No, it really doesn't. So, uh, that's about as Cinco de

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Mayo as I got. Um, see? Yeah, I, I didn't do a whole lot

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better than you. Uh, tacos tonight for dinner.

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And, uh, that's about it. What kind of tacos, though?

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Uh, carnitas. Okay, I respect that. Yeah.

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The Costco in our hood has this really good, uh, like,

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pre-made carnitas. You know, you can microwave, you can

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drop it in a pan, whatever you want. I like to drop it in a pan, add

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just a little bit extra seasoning, kind of bump up that flavor a little

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bit. Doctored up a bit, right. Yeah, a little doctoring.

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And it is so good. It's surprisingly good for

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something that can be like just reheated and served. Yeah.

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That always is shocking. Mhm. Like have you ever had Bob Evans

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mashed potatoes. I don't think so. Oh man.

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I don't know if it's a regional thing, but they sell them at

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grocery stores in our state. And they're just the best goddamn

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mashed potatoes I've ever had in my entire goddamn life. Way to go, Bob.

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It does not get better than Bob Evans mashed potatoes.

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I'll have to look out for Bob Evans mashed potatoes.

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I lived on boxed mash when I had my wisdom teeth pulled out,

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like two solid weeks of just boxed, mashed mashed potatoes and and.

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Oh, and like our off air conversation.

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Lots of chocolate pudding. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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It's like all I could put down my. They fucked up my mouth so hard.

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That's not good, man. No, I was dude, I got, like, addicted

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to Vicodin. That time I got it. And within three days,

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I got addicted to Vicodin. I was on it for like,

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two solid weeks. Like, when I walked out,

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the doctor goes, you know, here's I forget whatever, you know,

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three day supply, five day supply. He goes, uh,

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we messed around in there. You're gonna need more. No way.

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He goes, do not let it run out. Call me and refill it before you

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go empty, or you will be in massive amounts of pain. No way.

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And I said yes, sir. Doc. And I think I did like three

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total fills on it. And after like two weeks it was

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like two straight weeks and I was in legitimate pain.

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But I also was enjoying the Vicodin. And when it was time to, like,

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run out of Vicodin, I started getting the sweats from it.

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I was like, oh man, I need to not do this for a while.

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Did I started shaking and it was only like three days.

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So the doctor gave me like a it was like 12 prescribing of 12.

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And, uh, he said like, take him every four hours.

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And I really liked it because it helped me sleep. Like it.

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My mouth hurt so bad that, uh, all I wanted to do is not be awake. Sure.

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So then by the end of that third day, I was taking about four a day.

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I woke up, got some breakfast, and I went to my pill bottle on

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the windowsill, and it was empty. And I physically started shaking,

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and I just started freaking out. And I found my younger brother,

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who I knew was into shady stuff and had friends who were are

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into shady stuff. Um, and he sucked his dick for coke.

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I grabbed him by his collar, and I shoved him up against the wall. Wow.

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And I accused him of taking my shit, and he was like, dude,

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what are you talking about? He's like, I got way better stuff.

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And I let him go. And I grabbed the bottle and it

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said quantity 12. And I was sitting there thinking

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I was like, ah, that's four, that's four. That's shit.

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That's that's some strong stuff. It's good stuff. Yeah. It was.

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Yeah. No. Now it's on my which I hear

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pharmacists hate this, but it is on my allergy list when I go to

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the doctor. Just so they. Don't. So they don't prescribe it

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because I do not enjoy it. Mhm. Yes you do. No I. And that's.

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The problem. I really don't. Oh yeah. It's good stuff.

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I haven't had it forever. But you know if you want it to last

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a little longer you wash it down with a cold beer. It's good stuff.

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It's good stuff, man, I tell you. Yeah.

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Anyways, we should move on before we really sound like drug addicts.

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The drug or drug republic. Damn it! Damn it! Not a good ring to it.

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Have you ever crushed them up? No, I'm just kidding.

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I honestly have never snorted anything. I cooked mine. Uh.

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Can I borrow a spoon? Oh, fuck. Anyways, hey, I wanted to give a

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shout out to Steph, who was on the show last couple weeks, and,

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uh, this weekend is her great beer mashup festival. Beer fest.

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So if you're in the Salt Lake area, make sure you grab some tickets.

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If you're not in the Salt Lake area, go to the Salt Lake area.

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Probably in the Provo area. There's only two areas in Utah, as

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you and I confirmed without her help. Only two areas in Utah Provo or

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Salt Lake. Every other cool Utah news,

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by the way, is their, uh, their leaked hockey team name.

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Oh, what is it? Uh, they leaked it,

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and they deleted the YouTube account and everything, but they're

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going to be the Utah Mammoth. Oh. Which I think is pretty neat.

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Not like the Utah Sister Wives or something.

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No, it was between Utah Hockey Club, the Utah Mammoths, and Utah Outlaws,

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which doesn't make sense. Yeah. No, it's like the furthest thing

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from. Yeah. I am so sick of the club thing with

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teams, you know, like so-and-so football club, so-and-so hockey club.

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It was. Cool. Super creative. The first time it happened. Right.

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And it's a very European thing, too. Like, we're a little better over

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here. Right. With the whole naming of our teams.

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Sometimes until they switch cities and you have the Utah Jazz

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and the New Orleans Hornets. And the LA Lakers and. Right.

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At. Right. But when they first get named prior

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to moving. Pretty solid jobs. Pretty solid jobs when they're not

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racist and just the whole, you know, Utah hockey Club. It's like, okay.

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Super creative. What is your mascot? Uh, hockey stick. A mormon.

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A guy with like, five wives next to him.

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Got a book in one hand and a hockey stick in the other.

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It writes itself. Yeah. It's perfect. So, uh, speaking of Steph,

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I have to say we got, um, lots of feedback on last week's show.

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First of all. Hey, bud, are you okay? Yeah. I'm fine.

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People thought that Flex was big mad. No, not mad at all.

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It was kind of funny. It's. I explained to Greg off air.

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Uh, it's one of those situations where when you are an asshole like

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myself and you get put into a situation against another asshole

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like Steph huge asshole giant. Um, and they're out asshole ING you.

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There's not much you can do. It's, uh.

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It's, uh, makes it makes you feel inferior,

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you know, an asshole levels. So, uh, yeah,

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that's about all that was going on. She she was great. Yeah.

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Well, uh, feedback was received. People were concerned about the

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homey Flex. They were concerned that Steph

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was being too mean to him and that he got really mad. And so.

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Because what people don't know is I can be just as mean to Steph. Right.

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And and it it happens. So. Right. It just doesn't always happen on a

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podcast. Yeah. So there you have it. Rosie O'Donnell. That was. Yeah.

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Okay. That was mean. Was that on the show?

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That was on the show, right? No, I can't remember.

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I think it was at least mentioned on the show. I don't remember anything.

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Once we get done recording, it's like, I. Feel. You.

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I come out from blackout and. Yeah. Nothing. Same. Yeah.

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All right, well, before we move on to some news, let's do some question

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asking and find out what the, uh, big man over there sipping on.

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In a world where craft beer is king. A world where muscles are bigger

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than growlers. Only one tongue can guide us.

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One man, one tongue. One Tongue-jobber.

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In this world, we must find out what is Flex drinking.

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So I kind of have a fucking beer and a fun story today.

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So I had a friend reach out to me. It was actually a week ago and he

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said, hey, Derek, this is John. Not to be confused with not

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murderer John. Oh, different. John. Um, he says this is John who

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drinks coke up at Eagle Park. I have a beer for your podcast,

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if you're interested. And then he goes on to explain

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what this beer is, which then I will explain to you guys.

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So John is good friends with, uh, some people who own a bar

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locally and they're called, uh, Spitfires on state.

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And they were trying to figure out a celebration and event to have.

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And he said, about 4 or 5 years ago they decided, uh, nobody ever

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does anything for Arbor Day. True. So they said,

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let's do an Arbor Day fest. And they've been doing an event for,

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like I said, about 4 or 5 years, and they've partnered up with

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Explorium brewpub, who's my local? Oh, the mall. One mall brewpub.

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And they've been collabing on a beer. He's.

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I believe he said this is the second year on the beer.

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Last year they didn't plan it. They just barreled it.

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This year they put it into cans and it is called our bar day. Right.

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Like our bar instead of Arbor Day. It's our bar day. It's very clever.

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That is, um, they have some really cool Bob Ross.

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Oh, that is, uh, a pint of beer. Uh, and it's an American lager.

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And John was nice enough to come to my, uh, place of work and

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dropped this off for me. So what you're saying is he's

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stalking you. Maybe. Maybe. Stalker. John. Maybe not a good nickname.

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Yeah. No. Getting a little wordy. Um. So untapped.

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I don't know if anybody ever checks this beer in who gets cans of it.

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I am completely unaware. Uh, because it has three check ins.

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Mhm. Um, it's the only one I could find.

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Don't even list a rating for three chickens. Uh, no they don't.

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Um, but it is a 5% American lager. And the description reads

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slightly woody, amber in color, medium bodied, subtle sweetness,

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clean and crisp with a multi finish. So it's, uh. It's definitely coppery.

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It's amber. I like it. The smell is, uh, super duper crisp.

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A little bit of sweetness. Very delicious.

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And then, uh, warming up the old Tongue-jobber.

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Mhm. Was that a swish? Damn it. Um, so a little bit of sweetness

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in there. I guess it's medium bodied for a

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lager, but I think it's pretty light myself.

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Super low carbonation, not too much of a multi finish,

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but like this is really good. Like it is a really good crusher

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and I would probably drink if I had 12 of these I would drink all 12.

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Like this is a wonderful game. De beers we like to call it.

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Yeah or a tailgate beer. And I think Explorium did a fine,

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fine job with it. So hopefully that they keep doing

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this Arbor Day event because who the hell celebrates Arbor Day?

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Uh, or let alone has a event for it at a bar.

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But I think the idea of it is hilariously wonderful.

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I like that, and it's a holiday that, uh, because no one really does

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anything for it. Besides, maybe they plant a tree

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or plant a tree. Uh, you know,

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you can drum up a little, like social marketing there. Yeah.

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You're your your Arbor Day posts aren't gonna get buried like your

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Cinco de Mayo post or some shit like. Your Christmas posts or National

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IPA day or right, whatever. Hey, can I give a shout?

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Quick shout out to the beer community on Instagram.

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I saw far fewer like cheesy, potentially racist Cinco de Mayo

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posts on the gram today than I normally do.

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Usually it's, you know, some white person eating a taco, drinking like a

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Pacifico or something, and happy. Speaking of my,

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I have not seen any of those today. Maybe I'm just doing the wrong

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scrolling, but it's been great. Cinco de Mayo.

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Um, it's just so funny to me. It's like the whitest holiday ever.

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It's the whitest. Well, let's not say that it is

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the most Americanized. Right? The most taken over. Right.

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Because, uh, it was the anniversary of a battle, but an anniversary

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that literally lasted one year. You know, the Mexicans fended

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off some other country. If you. France. I can't remember.

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And they were all psyched. Right. And it happened on May 5th. Yeah.

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By the way, not their Independence Day, everybody. No, no.

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And then almost a year later to the day that other country came

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back in and thwarted off and massacred them all.

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And which is why they don't celebrate it in Mexico.

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And, um, yeah, it's kind of kind of goofy. Yeah. Uh, yeah.

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So Cinco de Mayo marks the anniversary of the 1862 victory by

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Mexican troops over invading French forces at the Battle of Puebla. Yeah.

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There you go. Battle of Puebla. That's what it is, right? Yeah.

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I do like the misconception. Many in the US mistakenly believe

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Mexico's Independence Day, leading to commercialize the broader

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celebration outside of Mexico. Yeah. But if you're an American

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company man. Yeah, jump on it. You know you want to sell product,

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right? Market the hell out of it. Sure. Cinco de Drinko, everyone.

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Whoa! Anywho. All right. A little news before we get out

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of here. Uh, Belgium, man. Fucking Europe does it right, dude,

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let me tell you. The Belgians. There's a brewery out there

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where they hunted for hidden beers for Easter. I like that.

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Yeah, I'm gonna butcher this, but Luitgarde brewery in Belgium

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swapped painted eggs. Probably because they're too

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expensive for frothy brews. When it celebrated Easter with

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the world's biggest beer hunt, the fifth annual Easter event at

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the Iwas Garden in Belgium. Sorry, this all sounds good.

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Really good to me. I nailed it. Uh, so over 1000 registered

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hunters searching the grounds for 12,000 hidden bottles of beer.

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Okay, I was just gonna ask, were they packaged beers,

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or were they, like, actual poured out pints? That'd be hilarious.

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Because that would be hilarious. Yeah.

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Uh, hidden among the beers was a special golden bottle, which earned

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its finder a prize of his weight in beer. Pays to be fat. Yeah.

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The event began Sunday with a chocolate egg hunt for children

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at noon. And then the beer hunt commenced

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at 1230. A barbecue at 130 allowed the

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hunters to relax and enjoy some of their collected beer bounty.

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The egg hunt lasts 30 minutes. 12,000 beer men. Could you imagine?

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They did it at the same time. Just like adults.

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Like, get the fuck out of the way, you little shit! Just think about it.

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I feel like that would have to be quite the duration of a

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Easter beer hunt. Yeah, I mean, 12,000 beers, and one

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of them is a golden golden bottle, which I'm sure blends into something.

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Well, and I was thinking, like, who's hiding 12,000 bottles of beer?

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Good Lord, it's a lot of work. I mean, sure,

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it's not one person, but. I'm sure if you went to work one

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day and the boss who was already paying your wage said, hey, this is

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what I need you to do for the day. I think you're just kind of like,

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oh, yeah, actually, you know what? Yeah, I'll fucking do it. Yeah.

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Hey, did you get all 12,000 hidden? Yeah, it's more like 11,900.

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But yeah, they got hidden. Jobs done. Boss. Oh, man.

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Um, and all this uncertainty in the beer and even wine industry, Boston

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beer is bucking the sales trends. Boston Beer Company had a more

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positive start to fiscal year 2025. Compared to the company's recent

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quarterly performances. The company's shipments grew 5.3%

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year over year to 1.7 million barrels, primarily due to the

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increase from Twisted Tea, Hard Mountain Dew and vodka

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based Hard Tea Son Cruiser, which partially offsets declines

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from truly hard seltzer. I've heard the Sun Cruisers are.

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Those are the iced tea vodka ones. Yeah, I've heard those are good.

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I have not had them. I have not either.

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I've actually not even seen them yet. I've never had a twisted tea and

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I don't think I ever will. I'm having a tea fan.

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Like normal teeth. Oh, really? I love iced tea. Oh I don't.

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A little bit of lemon in it. Maybe some raspberry. Daddy.

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Like, I will drink an army parmi. But. But that's as close as I get.

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Okay, so half tea. Half tea, half lemonade.

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And some vodka. Oh, really? Because I just discovered this.

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Like this liquid death, uh, iced tea flavor. Oh. Non-carbonated.

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Uh, it's sweetened with, like, agave nectar and shit like that.

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It's fucking phenomenal. If you like tea, um.

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To me, it tastes like dirty water. Yeah. See?

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No, I think it's delicious and refreshing and. Right.

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It's like the, uh, equivalent of your mom. Uh oh.

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She's not very refreshing, but. Yeah. No, uh, I guess it makes sense,

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because that those Sun cruisers are everywhere.

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I see commercials all the time now. I don't think I've seen them in

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the wild yet. Or I'm just not looking because

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I don't care. I've seen people drink them.

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People have sent me pictures of them drinking them.

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Like I said, commercials are everywhere now.

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Send me your nudes of you drinking Sun Cruiser, Everybody,

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especially Flex just. I didn't say I was drinking.

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Just, you know, I want to see the drink. Definitely not your nudes.

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I'm gonna get so many dick pics for that one. I hope so.

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Not what I was hoping for, uh, a couple of months ago.

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Talked about when I was in Austin and went to Blue Owl Brewery Brewing.

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Um, actually, on the suggestion of Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa.

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And they have just recently sold the East Austin Brewery, located

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at 2400 East Cesar Chavez Street, was bought in March by brothers

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Tony and Ian Norris for an undisclosed amount of money.

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Jeff Young, a former co-owner, plans to stay on as executive brewer.

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Young said the brewery struggled him in the amid the pandemic and

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continued to do so afterwards, particularly with the upcoming

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generation known as Gen Z drinking fewer alcoholic beverages.

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Overall, the business needs to find its niche in the current market.

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I hope they do well. They they were, um,

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they specialized in sours, and they did some pretty good fucking sours.

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I do like sours, I really do. They were good. I hope they do well.

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And then trying to get away from like,

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those high abvs sours are right. Yeah. We even brought some home.

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That perfect range 4 or 5%. Well, they not only did they do cans,

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but they did like normal sized, you know, 12 ounce cans.

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So we brought a sixer of those and they're like 4.5%. Hell yeah.

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It's perfect. And they're delicious. I think they're POG sours,

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if I remember correctly. Oh, man. It's been a minute since I've

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had something POG. Yeah. Oh. So good. So. And it's.

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But it's not like, sugary and sticky. It's like light and, you know,

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effervescent. And how sour should be. Exactly. Yeah.

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Uh, a rare beer sells for more than $100,000.

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Is this the most alcoholic beer on the planet? No.

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It's old and disgusting. Gross. Uh, thanks to Scott for sending

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this one in. Last month, a special can of mystery

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sold at auction for a whopping $111,000, probably more than most

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of us pay for a bit of Pilsner. But here's how the can has reportedly

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fetched high sums multiple times. This is, in our estimation,

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the rarest and most desirable crown tainer and among the very

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best cans in the hobby. So the cans Maureen auctions.

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Description. Crown tainers are a style of beer can

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that have funnel shaped cone tops. Apparently, according to a Facebook

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post from Brewer, the 12 ounce white chief Oshkosh container from the

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Oshkosh Brewing Company in Wisconsin was probably made around 1951,

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though details from the era are fuzzy and it's possibly older.

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Maureen spoke to previous owner Bob McCoy about the cans provenance.

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There was already demand for the can. The only one of its kind known

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to exist today. Early on in this tale, it features a

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graphic label depicting a large, well-designed image of Chief Oshkosh

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in full feathered headdress. In the 1970s, the children of

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Oshkosh Brewing's president had their eye on a car owned by the

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mailman that was for sale for $300. They were able to work out a

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deal thanks to Paul Esslinger, who wanted the can.

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They got $300 for the can and then they bought the car with it.

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By 1980, a man named Dave Peck had gone through extensive efforts to

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buy the can from Paul Esslinger, who eventually sold the can to

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Peck for $600. Sometime between 1981 and 1993.

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How do you not know? That's 12 years. A man named Chet Bartel acquired

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the chief can. It's unclear if he got it from

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Dave Peck or someone else. Kurt Boster of Columbus, Ohio,

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Ohio acquired the can in 1994, along with others collected by

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Bartel in a deal brokered by Dick. Dick, a prominent beer can dealer.

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Four years later, McCoy bought the can along with other container cans.

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It was the crown jewel of a mind boggling collection of about 195

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containers, for which Bob paid $81,000 for at the time.

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During the time, Paul Azinger, who allegedly regretted parting

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with the can, reportedly tried to get it back from McCoy.

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He even had an exact reproduction of the can that was carved out

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of wood and hand-painted, that he presented to McCoy in an

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unsuccessful attempt to get it back. More than a decade later,

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Maureen acquired the can and sold it to a private collector

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in Minnesota named David Hulsey. In 2013, a man named Gene Judd

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bought the can from Hulki in 2015, and in 2015, Bill Jacoby

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acquired the can from Judd. Another owner acquired the can from

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Jacoby in 2019 and then consigned it to Maureen Auctions this year,

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where it sold for $111,000, a record for marine auctions on

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March 9th that beat out 137 other bids. Wow. Too much history.

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But good lord, that is an expensive can of beer. See?

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So I looked up cone top beers or container beer containers. Yeah.

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It says, uh, they entered the scene in September 1935 when G.

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Heileman Brewing Company of La Crosse,

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Wisconsin first marketed them. Oh, look at you guys over there.

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Oh, yeah. I guess Wisconsin doing, you know,

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always doing something with beer. Leave it up to those whiskers to

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figure out how to drink beer faster. Yeah, I'm convinced they just

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invented beer in Wisconsin. Definitely not like Germany or.

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No, it's. Just ancient China. No, no. Ancient Wisconsin definitely wasn't

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the monks or anything like that. Nope. Nope. It was like Wisconsin.

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Uh, 1500 B.C.. The native Wisconsin's. Makes sense.

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Oh. First ever buffalo beer. Just what I imagined, right?

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It makes sense. Yeah. They teach that in school.

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We'll leave everyone with this one. Uh, drunk, ex-cop accused of

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slapping male flight attendants. But after professing his love on

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JetBlue Blue Plain. Oh, nice. Yeah. A former California.

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Oh, no. It's California. It feels like Florida.

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A former California Highway Patrol captain was indicted on federal

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charges for allegedly slapping a male flight attendant's buttocks before

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exposing himself to another crew member while intoxicated on a JetBlue

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flight. Got a cert? Riding JetBlue. You're missing out on the party.

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Dennis Woodberry, 49, was charged with abusive sexual

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contact for whacking the male flight attendant's backside while he was

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collecting meal trays during an April 13th flight from Florida.

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Here we go from Florida to California. Okay, it's making sense.

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The Azusa, which is California, the Azusa resident was drinking

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heavily on the LAX bound flight, also professed his love to the

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steward after the disturbance. Well, after the disturbing incident,

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they wrote distributing. It's hard to read when you don't

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write the right words. Prosecutors said the sloshed

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passenger showed another male attendant a photo of his dog

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that had a pornographic image in the background, and told him he

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should join him on a cruise. While making a crude hand

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gesture shortly after boarding the plane in Fort Lauderdale.

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It looks something like this. Yes, an up and down motion with

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the hand is my guess. The unruly passengers behavior

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escalated when he walked to the front of the plane, pulled down his pants,

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and flashed his genitals to the JetBlue employee. Oh, man.

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He later asked the same steward for wine, a request that was denied

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before dropping Trow a second time, prompting the attendant to scream,

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enough! Go back to your seat. Oh, man.

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Yeah, I'm sure they can't, like, touch him or.

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Or want to, for that. Matter. But like or like restrain him or

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contain him. Who knows? He cannot be contained.

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He clearly cannot be contained. Woodbury, who was reportedly

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fired from his job, was arrested after the plane landed in LA.

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Both flight attendants told law enforcement they did not consent to

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Woodbury's inappropriate behavior. He appeared in federal court last

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month and is free on $50,000 bond. Jesus.

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I've been pretty drunk on a plane before.

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I have yet to a profess my love to a flight attendant.

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Or especially b take off my fucking pants. Yeah.

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Mostly because, uh, I hate interrupting people.

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Like getting up out of my seat to walk by them.

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To even go to the bathroom. Same. So I feel like I would be the

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same way if I were to get up and drop trowel, you know. Like.

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Like. Oh. Excuse me. Oh, I'm so sorry to get up, but.

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ZIP. ZIP. Plus, then people would look and go.

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Yeah. Yeah, I've seen better. To worse, but I've seen better.

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Maybe he's a grower. Fingers crossed. Got the guy next to him,

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hopefully. You know. Yeah. It's very wedding singer. It's like.

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And because we let our first class plane, first class passengers.

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Do. Yeah. Exactly. Love that. Movie. Oh. So good.

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That was on TV the other day, and I was like, I can't stop

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watching this for some reason. Because it's brilliant.

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It's brilliant. Such a good movie. So, uh.

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All right, I think that's a perfect place to wrap things up.

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I'm going to hit some music. I'm going to say,

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follow us on the socials, grab your pug @Flex_me_a_beer

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Com all the things. Every one of them.

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Every single last one of them. Hope everyone out there is staying

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very well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.